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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 34:14 ס Venk pikta ir daryk gera, siek taikos iš visos širdies.
Ps 34:14 Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.
Iz 37:26 Argi tu negirdėjai, kad tai esu patvarkęs nuo senų laikų? Tai, ką esu nulėmęs nuo senų senovės, dabar įvykdžiau! Todėl tu galėjai sugriauti miestus tvirčiausiusir juos paversti krūvomis griuvėsių.
Isa 37:26 Hast thou not heard long ago, how I have done it; and of ancient times, that I have formed it? now have I brought it to pass, that thou shouldest be to lay waste defenced cities into ruinous heaps.
2Krn 13:10 O mums Viešpats yra mūsų Dievas, mes jo nepalikome. Kunigai, kurie yra Aarono sūnūs, tarnauja Viešpačiui, ir levitai atlieka savo tarnybą.
2Ch 13:10 But as for us, the LORD is our God, and we have not forsaken him; and the priests, which minister unto the LORD, are the sons of Aaron, and the Levites wait upon their business:
Ezd 6:5 Be to, tebūna sugrąžinta ir nugabenta į Jeruzalės šventyklą, kiekvienas į savo vietą, aukso ir sidabro reikmenys, kuriuos Nebukadnecaras paėmė iš Jeruzalės Šventyklos ir atgabeno į Babiloną. Turite juos padėti į Dievo Namus.
Ezr 6:5 And also let the golden and silver vessels of the house of God, which Nebuchadnezzar took forth out of the temple which is at Jerusalem, and brought unto Babylon, be restored, and brought again unto the temple which is at Jerusalem, every one to his place, and place them in the house of God.
1Kar 19:12 Po žemės drebėjimo ­ ugnis, bet Viešpaties nebuvo ugnyje. O po ugnies ­ švelnus tylus dvelksmas.
1Ki 19:12 And after the earthquake a fire; but the LORD was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.
Apd 4:15 Tuomet liepė jiems pasišalinti iš teismo tarybos, o patys ėmė tartis:
Ac 4:15 But when they had commanded them to go aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves,
Pr 46:19 Jokūbo žmonos Rachelės vaikai: Juozapas ir Benjaminas.
Ge 46:19 The sons of Rachel Jacob's wife; Joseph, and Benjamin.
Mch 1:12 Maroto gyventojai tikėjosi palaimos, tačiau atėjo iš Viešpaties nelaimėprie Jeruzalės vartų.
Mic 1:12 For the inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil came down from the LORD unto the gate of Jerusalem.
2Tim 1:6 Todėl tau primenu reikalą atgaivinti Dievo malonės dovaną, suteiktą mano rankų uždėjimu.
2Ti 1:6 Wherefore I put thee in remembrance that thou stir up the gift of God, which is in thee by the putting on of my hands.
Lk 1:24 Praslinkus kiek laiko, jo žmona Elzbieta tapo nėščia ir penkis mėnesius slėpėsi, sakydama:
Lu 1:24 And after those days his wife Elisabeth conceived, and hid herself five months, saying,
Joz 13:7 Dabar padalyk šią žemę kaip paveldą devynioms giminėms ir pusei Manaso giminės. "
Jos 13:7 Now therefore divide this land for an inheritance unto the nine tribes, and the half tribe of Manasseh,
1Pt 4:7 Visų dalykų galas arti. Todėl būkite santūrūs ir blaivūs, kad galėtumėte melstis.
1P 4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.
2Kor 9:6 Argi ne taip: kas šykščiai sėja, šykščiai ir pjaus, o kas dosniai sėja, dosniai ir pjaus.
2C 9:6 But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
Pat 31:22 מ Ji pati pasigamina antklodžių, plona drobė ir purpuras ­ jos drabužiai.
Pr 31:22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
Job 40:14 Tada ir aš pripažinsiu, kad tavo dešinė gali tave išgelbėti.
Job 40:14 Then will I also confess unto thee that thine own right hand can save thee.
Ez 38:2 "Žmogau, atsisuk veidu į Magogo kraštą, į Gogą, Mešecho ir Tubalo vyriausiąjį vadą. Pranašauk jam
Eze 38:2 Son of man, set thy face against Gog, the land of Magog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal, and prophesy against him,
Iz 21:15 Nuo kalavijų jie bėga, nuo išgaląsto kalavijo, nuo įtempto lanko, nuo karo pavojų.
Isa 21:15 For they fled from the swords, from the drawn sword, and from the bent bow, and from the grievousness of war.
Sk 18:22 Taigi izraelitai daugiau nebesiartins prie Susitikimo Palapinės, kad neužsitrauktų kaltės ir nenumirtų.
Nu 18:22 Neither must the children of Israel henceforth come nigh the tabernacle of the congregation, lest they bear sin, and die.
Pat 4:25 Tavo akys težiūri į priekį, tiesus tebūna tavo žvilgsnis.
Pr 4:25 Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine eyelids look straight before thee.
Rom 1:27 Panašiai ir vyrai, pametę prigimtinius santykius su moterimis, užsidegė geiduliais vienas kitam, ištvirkavo vyrai su vyrais, ir už iškrypimą jiems patiems būdavo vertai atlyginama.
Ro 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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