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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 14:5 Viena stačioji uola buvo šiaurėje priešais Michmašą, o kita ­ pietuose priešais Gebą.
1Sa 14:5 The forefront of the one was situate northward over against Michmash, and the other southward over against Gibeah.
Iz 45:7 Darau šviesą ir kuriu tamsą, sukuriu gerovę ir sukeliu negandas; aš, Viešpats, visa tai padarau.
Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
2Kar 17:26 Asirijos karaliui buvo pranešta: "Tautos, kurias ištrėmei ir apgyvendinai Samarijos miestuose, nežino to krašto Dievo įsakų. Užtat jis užleido ant jų liūtus. Štai jie ir žudo juos už tai, kad jie nežino to krašto Dievo įsakų. "
2Ki 17:26 Wherefore they spake to the king of Assyria, saying, The nations which thou hast removed, and placed in the cities of Samaria, know not the manner of the God of the land: therefore he hath sent lions among them, and, behold, they slay them, because they know not the manner of the God of the land.
Ps 73:16 Nors mėginau suprasti, vis tiek tai man atrodė beviltiška užduotis,
Ps 73:16 When I thought to know this, it was too painful for me;
Mk 7:8 Apleidę Dievo įsakymą, jūs įsikibę laikotės žmonių papročių. "
Mar 7:8 For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.
Job 34:8 bendrauja su piktadariaisir susideda su nedorais vyrais.
Job 34:8 Which goeth in company with the workers of iniquity, and walketh with wicked men.
Ps 144:8 Visa, ką jie sako, yra melas; jie kelia dešinę kreivai prisiekti.
Ps 144:8 Whose mouth speaketh vanity, and their right hand is a right hand of falsehood.
Įst 28:60 Jis ištiks tave visomis Egipto ligomis, kurių tu taip bijojai, ir jos tavęs nepaleis.
De 28:60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee.
Job 38:18 Argi išmatavai žemės plotą? Jeigu visa tai žinai, pasakyk man!
Job 38:18 Hast thou perceived the breadth of the earth? declare if thou knowest it all.
Gal 4:20 Aš norėčiau būti dabar pas jus, kad žinočiau, kaip prabilti, nes neišmanau, ką man su jumis daryti.
Ga 4:20 I desire to be present with you now, and to change my voice; for I stand in doubt of you.
Koh 2:6 Įsitaisiau vandens tvenkinių augančio miško medžiams laistyti.
Ec 2:6 I made me pools of water, to water therewith the wood that bringeth forth trees:
Iz 6:9 Jis tarė man: "Eik ir pasakyk šiai tautai: ‘Vis girdėsite ir girdėsite, bet nesuprasite, vis matysite ir matysite, bet niekada nepažinsite! ’
Isa 6:9 And he said, Go, and tell this people, Hear ye indeed, but understand not; and see ye indeed, but perceive not.
Jn 1:4 Jame buvo gyvybė, ir ta gyvybė buvo žmonių šviesa.
Jo 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Jn 19:3 ėjo prie jo ir šaipėsi: "Sveikas, žydų karaliau! " Ir daužė jam į veidą.
Jo 19:3 And said, Hail, King of the Jews! and they smote him with their hands.
Job 17:7 Man akys aptemo nuo širdgėlos, visi mano sąnariai ­ tarsi šešėliai.
Job 17:7 Mine eye also is dim by reason of sorrow, and all my members are as a shadow.
1Kar 11:43 Saliamonas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas savo tėvo Dovydo mieste. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Rehabeamas.
1Ki 11:43 And Solomon slept with his fathers, and was buried in the city of David his father: and Rehoboam his son reigned in his stead.
Ez 33:4 Jei kas nors, išgirdęs rago balsą, nepaiso perspėjimo, tai kalavijas ateina ir nužudo jį, ir jo kraujas kris ant jo paties galvos.
Eze 33:4 Then whosoever heareth the sound of the trumpet, and taketh not warning; if the sword come, and take him away, his blood shall be upon his own head.
Lk 1:37 nes Dievui nėra negalimų dalykų. "
Lu 1:37 For with God nothing shall be impossible.
Nah 2:12 Gana pridraskė liūtas savo mažyliamsir prismaugė grobio savo liūtėms; jis pripildė savo olas grobio, savo urvus draskytos mėsos.
Na 2:12 The lion did tear in pieces enough for his whelps, and strangled for his lionesses, and filled his holes with prey, and his dens with ravin.
1Pt 5:5 Taip pat jūs, jaunesnieji, būkite klusnūs vyresniesiems. Ir visi būkite apsivilkę nuolankumu vieni kitiems, nes Dievas išpuikėliams priešinasi, o nuolankiesiems duoda malonę.
1P 5:5 Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.

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