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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 2:11 Tada Elkana sugrįžo namo į Ramą, o berniukas pasiliko tarnauti Viešpačiui kunigo Elio prižiūrimas.
1Sa 2:11 And Elkanah went to Ramah to his house. And the child did minister unto the LORD before Eli the priest.
Apd 19:22 Jis nusiuntė į Makedoniją du savo pagalbininkus Timotiejų ir Erastą, o pats kurį laiką pasiliko Azijoje.
Ac 19:22 So he sent into Macedonia two of them that ministered unto him, Timotheus and Erastus; but he himself stayed in Asia for a season.
Jer 48:33 Džiaugsmas ir džiūgavimas pradingoiš Moabo krašto vaisingų sodų. Sustabdžiau vyną iš vyno spaustuvų, nėra kam linksmai dainuojant traiškyti vynuogių, nutilo vynuogių rinkimo džiaugsmas. "
Jer 48:33 And joy and gladness is taken from the plentiful field, and from the land of Moab, and I have caused wine to fail from the winepresses: none shall tread with shouting; their shouting shall be no shouting.
Kun 8:21 Apiplovęs vidurius ir kojas vandeniu, Mozė pavertė dūmais ant aukuro visą aviną. Tai buvo deginamoji auka, malonaus kvapo ugninė atnaša Viešpačiui, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Le 8:21 And he washed the inwards and the legs in water; and Moses burnt the whole ram upon the altar: it was a burnt sacrifice for a sweet savour, and an offering made by fire unto the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
2Kor 5:4 O kol gyvename šioje padangtėje, dūsaujame prislėgti, norėdami ne nusirengti, bet verčiau apsirengti, kad tai, kas maru, būtų gyvenimo praryta.
2C 5:4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.
Pr 1:21 Dievas sukūrė didžiuosius jūros gyvūnus bei kitus judančius visų rūšių gyvūnus, knibždančius vandenyse, ir visus visų rūšių sparnuočius. Ir Dievas matė, kad tai gera.
Ge 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
Lk 5:17 Vieną dieną jis mokė žmones. Ten sėdėjo fariziejų bei Įstatymo mokytojų, kurie buvo susirinkę iš visų Galilėjos ir Judėjos kaimų, taip pat iš Jeruzalės. O Viešpaties galybė skatino jį gydyti.
Lu 5:17 And it came to pass on a certain day, as he was teaching, that there were Pharisees and doctors of the law sitting by, which were come out of every town of Galilee, and Judaea, and Jerusalem: and the power of the Lord was present to heal them.
1Kar 14:11 Kas iš Jeroboamo šeimos mirs mieste, tą šunys suės, o kas mirs atvirame lauke, tą padangių paukščiai sules, nes taip Viešpats kalbėjo. ’
1Ki 14:11 Him that dieth of Jeroboam in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat: for the LORD hath spoken it.
2Kar 18:13 Keturioliktais karaliaus Ezekijo metais Asirijos karalius Sanheribas išsirengė į žygį prieš visus Judo įtvirtintus miestus ir paėmė juos.
2Ki 18:13 Now in the fourteenth year of king Hezekiah did Sennacherib king of Assyria come up against all the fenced cities of Judah, and took them.
Įst 3:12 Iš krašto, kurį tuo metu paėmėme kaip paveldą, Rubeno ir Gado žmonėms paskyriau žemę į šiaurę nuo Aroero, palei Arnono slėnį, ir pusę Gileado aukštumų krašto su jo miestais.
De 3:12 And this land, which we possessed at that time, from Aroer, which is by the river Arnon, and half mount Gilead, and the cities thereof, gave I unto the Reubenites and to the Gadites.
Lk 19:27 Mano priešus, nenorėjusius, kad būčiau jų karalius, atveskite čionai ir nugalabykite mano akyse! ’"
Lu 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Ps 149:2 Tesidžiaugia Izraelis savo Kūrėju, tedžiūgauja Siono vaikai, nes jis Karalius.
Ps 149:2 Let Israel rejoice in him that made him: let the children of Zion be joyful in their King.
Jer 32:6 Jeremijas atsakė: "Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 32:6 And Jeremiah said, The word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Lk 9:9 Erodas tarė: "Jonui aš nukirsdinau galvą; o kas yra šitas, apie kurį girdžiu pasakojant tokius dalykus? ! " Ir jis stengėsi susitikti Jėzų.
Lu 9:9 And Herod said, John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I hear such things? And he desired to see him.
Jn 1:8 Jis pats nebuvo šviesa, bet turėjo liudyti apie šviesą.
Jo 1:8 He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.
Ps 36:12 Antai nedorėliai guli kniūbsti; parblokšti jie nebegali atsikelti.
Ps 36:12 There are the workers of iniquity fallen: they are cast down, and shall not be able to rise.
Lk 2:13 Ūmai prie angelo atsirado gausi dangaus kareivija. Ji garbino Dievą, giedodama:
Lu 2:13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
2Kar 11:17 Jehojada sudarė sandorą tarp Viešpaties bei karaliaus ir tautos, kad jie būtų Viešpaties tauta, o kitą sandorą ­ tarp karaliaus ir tautos.
2Ki 11:17 And Jehoiada made a covenant between the LORD and the king and the people, that they should be the LORD's people; between the king also and the people.
Įst 28:32 Tavo sūnūs ir dukterys tau matant bus atiduodami svetimai tautai; pražiūrėsi akis visą dieną jų ieškodamas, bet būsi bejėgis ką nors padaryti.
De 28:32 Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people, and thine eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long; and there shall be no might in thine hand.
Neh 13:11 Taigi išbariau pareigūnus, tardamas: "Kodėl palikti Dievo Namai? " Surinkęs levitus, pastačiau juos į savo vietas,
Ne 13:11 Then contended I with the rulers, and said, Why is the house of God forsaken? And I gathered them together, and set them in their place.

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