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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 35:34 Neišniekinkite krašto, kuriame gyvenate, kur ir aš pats esu, nes aš, Viešpats, esu tarp izraelitų. "
Nu 35:34 Defile not therefore the land which ye shall inhabit, wherein I dwell: for I the LORD dwell among the children of Israel.
Job 42:14 Pirmąją pavadino Jemima, antrąją Kecija ir trečiąją Keren Hapucha.
Job 42:14 And he called the name of the first, Jemima; and the name of the second, Kezia; and the name of the third, Kerenhappuch.
Joz 11:9 Jozuė pasielgė su jais, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs: jų žirgus suluošino ir kovos vežimus sudegino.
Jos 11:9 And Joshua did unto them as the LORD bade him: he houghed their horses, and burnt their chariots with fire.
Jer 5:14 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Galybių Dievas: "Kadangi jie tai pareiškė, štai paversiu savo žodžius tavo lūpose ugnimi. Ši tauta ­ malkų krūva, kurią surys ugnis!
Jer 5:14 Wherefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, Because ye speak this word, behold, I will make my words in thy mouth fire, and this people wood, and it shall devour them.
Ps 73:26 Nors mano kūnas trapus ir širdis silpsta, Dievas yra mano širdies Uolair mano dalis per amžius.
Ps 73:26 My flesh and my heart faileth: but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever.
Ps 55:7 Iš tikrųjų toli toli nulėkčiau; apsigyvenčiau tyruose. Sela.
Ps 55:7 Lo, then would I wander far off, and remain in the wilderness. Selah.
Mt 25:16 Tas, kuris gavo penkis talentus, tuojau nuėjęs ėmė verstis ir pelnė kitus penkis.
Mat 25:16 Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.
Sk 17:6 Mozė tai persakė izraelitams. Jų vadai davė jam po lazdą kiekvienam protėvių namų vadui, iš viso dvylika lazdų. Tarp jų buvo ir Aarono lazda.
Nu 17:6 And Moses spake unto the children of Israel, and every one of their princes gave him a rod apiece, for each prince one, according to their fathers' houses, even twelve rods: and the rod of Aaron was among their rods.
1Kor 9:11 Jei jums pasėjome dvasinių gėrybių, tai argi didelis dalykas būtų pas jus pjauti medžiaginių?
1C 9:11 If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things?
Pat 13:16 Gudrus žmogus visur elgiasi protingai, o kvailas parodo savo kvailumą.
Pr 13:16 Every prudent man dealeth with knowledge: but a fool layeth open his folly.
Iš 37:19 Trys migdolo žiedo pavidalo taurelės, kiekviena su galvute ir vainiklapiais ant vienos šakos, ir trys migdolo žiedo pavidalo taurelės, kiekviena su galvute ir vainiklapiais, ant kitos šakos. Tokios buvo visos šešios iš žvakidės išeinančios šakos.
Ex 37:19 Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick.
Jn 13:1 Tai buvo prieš Velykų šventes. Jėzus, žinodamas, jog atėjo valanda jam iš šio pasaulio keliauti pas Tėvą, ir mylėdamas savuosius pasaulyje, parodė jiems savo meilę iki galo.
Jo 13:1 Now before the feast of the passover, when Jesus knew that his hour was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end.
Lk 3:20 pridėjo prie jų dar ir tai, kad uždarė Joną į kalėjimą.
Lu 3:20 Added yet this above all, that he shut up John in prison.
1Sam 17:42 Apsižvalgęs ir pamatęs Dovydą, filistinas žiūrėjo į jį su panieka, nes jis buvo tik raudonskruostis ir gražios išvaizdos vaikas.
1Sa 17:42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.
Pat 16:15 Karaliaus šypsena reiškia gyvenimą, o jo malonė ­ tarsi lietaus debesis pavasarį.
Pr 16:15 In the light of the king's countenance is life; and his favour is as a cloud of the latter rain.
1Krn 11:16 Tuo metu Dovydas buvo kalnų tvirtovėje, o filistinų įgula ­ Betliejuje.
1Ch 11:16 And David was then in the hold, and the Philistines' garrison was then at Bethlehem.
Mt 21:42 Tuomet Jėzus tarė: "Ar niekada nesatę skaitę Raštuose: Akmuo, kurį statytojai atmetė, tapo kertiniu akmeniu. Tai Viešpaties padarytair mūsų akims tai nuostabą kelia.
Mat 21:42 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
Įst 18:8 Jie gaus tokias pat dalis valgyti kaip kiti, nepaisant jų asmeniškų dovanų ar palikimo.
De 18:8 They shall have like portions to eat, beside that which cometh of the sale of his patrimony.
Ezd 5:9 Tada mes kreipėmės į anuos seniūnus, klausdami: ‘Kas davė jums įsakymą atstatyti šiuos Namus ir užbaigti statinį? ’
Ezr 5:9 Then asked we those elders, and said unto them thus, Who commanded you to build this house, and to make up these walls?
2Kar 18:13 Keturioliktais karaliaus Ezekijo metais Asirijos karalius Sanheribas išsirengė į žygį prieš visus Judo įtvirtintus miestus ir paėmė juos.
2Ki 18:13 Now in the fourteenth year of king Hezekiah did Sennacherib king of Assyria come up against all the fenced cities of Judah, and took them.

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