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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 4:3 Izraelitai šaukėsi Viešpaties, kad išsigelbėtų. Mat Sisera turėjo devynis šimtus geležinių kovos vežimų ir dvidešimt metų buvo nuožmiai engęs izraelitus.
Judg 4:3 And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel.
Ps 103:10 Jis elgiasi su mumis ne pagal mūsų nuodėmių dydįnei atmoka mums pagal mūsų kaltes.
Ps 103:10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.
Jer 31:36 "Tik jei tie įstataipranyktų be mano valios, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­Izraelio palikuonysamžinai liautųsi buvę tauta mano akyse. "
Jer 31:36 If those ordinances depart from before me, saith the LORD, then the seed of Israel also shall cease from being a nation before me for ever.
Pr 27:38 Ezavas maldavo tėvą: "Nejau tik vieną palaiminimą teturi, tėve? Palaimink mane, taip pat ir mane, tėve! " Ezavas ėmė garsiai verkti.
Ge 27:38 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted up his voice, and wept.
Koh 7:22 Juk savo širdyje žinai, kad dažnai esi keikęs kitus.
Ec 7:22 For oftentimes also thine own heart knoweth that thou thyself likewise hast cursed others.
Iš 25:2 "Paliepk izraelitams atidėti man atnašų. Priimsite man atnašą iš visų, kurių širdis skatina tai padaryti.
Ex 25:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering: of every man that giveth it willingly with his heart ye shall take my offering.
Jer 52:20 Abiejų stulpų, žalvario jūros bei dvylikos žalvario jaučių, ant kurių ji stovėjo, ir pastovų su ratais, kuriuos Saliamonas buvo padaręs Viešpaties Namams, visų šitų rykų žalvario nė pasverti nebūtų buvę galima.
Jer 52:20 The two pillars, one sea, and twelve brasen bulls that were under the bases, which king Solomon had made in the house of the LORD: the brass of all these vessels was without weight.
2Krn 33:5 aukurus visoms dangaus galybėms jis pastatė abiejuose Viešpaties Namų kiemuose.
2Ch 33:5 And he built altars for all the host of heaven in the two courts of the house of the LORD.
1Tes 3:12 Viešpats tepraturtina jus ir tepripildo meile vienų kitiems ir visiems, kaip ir mes jus mylime,
1Th 3:12 And the Lord make you to increase and abound in love one toward another, and toward all men, even as we do toward you:
Neh 3:31 Už jo auksakalys Malkija pataisė iki pat Šventyklos tarnų bei pirklių namų priešais Apžiūros vartus ir iki pat kertės aukštutinio kambario.
Ne 3:31 After him repaired Malchiah the goldsmith's son unto the place of the Nethinims, and of the merchants, over against the gate Miphkad, and to the going up of the corner.
Neh 4:14 Pajutęs jų nerimą, pakilau ir kreipiausi į didikus, pareigūnus ir kitus žmones: "Nebijokite jų! Atsiminkite Viešpatį, didingą ir šiurpą keliantį, ir kovokite už savo brolius, sūnus ir dukteris, žmonas ir šeimos židinį. "
Ne 4:14 And I looked, and rose up, and said unto the nobles, and to the rulers, and to the rest of the people, Be not ye afraid of them: remember the LORD, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses.
Sk 2:2 "Izraelitai statysis palapines kiekvienas savo dalinyje, prie savo protėvių namų ženklo. Jie statysis palapines aplinkui Susitikimo Palapinę, atstu nuo jos.
Nu 2:2 Every man of the children of Israel shall pitch by his own standard, with the ensign of their father's house: far off about the tabernacle of the congregation shall they pitch.
1Sam 24:9 Sauliui Dovydas tarė: "Kodėl klausai žodžių žmonių, kurie sako: ‘Žiūrėk, Dovydas nori tau pikta padaryti’?
1Sa 24:9 And David said to Saul, Wherefore hearest thou men's words, saying, Behold, David seeketh thy hurt?
Ps 27:9 Neslėpk nuo manęs savo veido, neatstumk supykęs savo tarno! Tu buvai mano pagalba, tad neatmesk manęs, nepalik manęs, Dieve, mano Gelbėtojau.
Ps 27:9 Hide not thy face far from me; put not thy servant away in anger: thou hast been my help; leave me not, neither forsake me, O God of my salvation.
Dan 4:25 Tu būsi išguitas iš žmonių tarpo, tavo buveinė bus tarp laukų žvėrių, tu turėsi ėsti žolę kaip jaučiai, būsi maudomas rasos iš dangaus, ir septyni laikotarpiai praslinks, kol pripažinsi, kad Aukščiausiasis valdo žmonių karalystę ir duoda ją, kam nori.
Da 4:25 That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
Lk 9:31 Jie pasirodė šlovėje ir kalbėjo apie Jėzaus gyvenimo pabaigą, būsiančią Jeruzalėje.
Lu 9:31 Who appeared in glory, and spake of his decease which he should accomplish at Jerusalem.
2Kar 13:9 Jehoahazas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas Samarijoje, o vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Jehoašas.
2Ki 13:9 And Jehoahaz slept with his fathers; and they buried him in Samaria: and Joash his son reigned in his stead.
Apr 7:6 iš Asero giminės dvylika tūkstančių, iš Netfalio giminės dvylika tūkstančių, iš Manaso giminės dvylika tūkstančių,
Re 7:6 Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nephthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand.
Ps 146:1 Šlovinkite Viešpatį! Šlovink Viešpatį, mano siela!
Ps 146:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise the LORD, O my soul.
Joz 15:12 O vakarinė riba yra Didžiosios jūros pakrantė. Tokios yra Judo giminės ribos pagal jos kiltis.
Jos 15:12 And the west border was to the great sea, and the coast thereof. This is the coast of the children of Judah round about according to their families.

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