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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 6:58 Hilezas su ganyklomis, Debyras su ganyklomis,
1Ch 6:58 And Hilen with her suburbs, Debir with her suburbs,
Sk 7:10 Vadai davė atnašas ir aukurui pašvęsti tą dieną, kai jis buvo pateptas. Vadams prie aukuro įteikiant savo atnašas,
Nu 7:10 And the princes offered for dedicating of the altar in the day that it was anointed, even the princes offered their offering before the altar.
Apd 20:6 Po Neraugintosios duonos švenčių mes išplaukėme iš Filipų ir po penkių dienų susitikome su jais Troadėje; ten užtrukome septynias dienas.
Ac 20:6 And we sailed away from Philippi after the days of unleavened bread, and came unto them to Troas in five days; where we abode seven days.
Pr 21:29 Abimelechas klausė Abraomą: "Ką reiškia šie septyni atskirtieji ėriukai? "
Ge 21:29 And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What mean these seven ewe lambs which thou hast set by themselves?
1Tim 6:16 vienatinis Nemirtingasis, kuris gyvena neprieinamoje šviesoje, kurio joks žmogus neregėjo ir negali regėti. Jam šlovė ir amžinoji valdžia! Amen.
1Ti 6:16 Who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; whom no man hath seen, nor can see: to whom be honour and power everlasting. Amen.
Iz 12:1 Tą dieną tu sakysi: "Dėkoju tau, Viešpatie! Nors buvai įpykęs ant manęs, nugręžei savo įniršįir paguodei mane.
Isa 12:1 And in that day thou shalt say, O LORD, I will praise thee: though thou wast angry with me, thine anger is turned away, and thou comfortedst me.
Sk 7:37 Jo atnaša buvo sidabro dubuo, sveriantis šimtą trisdešimt šekelių, sidabro taurė, sverianti septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilni geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:37 His offering was one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
Oz 5:15 Aš pasitrauksiu, kol jie suvoks savo kaltęir ieškos mano veido. Vargdami jie maldaus mano malonės:
Ho 5:15 I will go and return to my place, till they acknowledge their offence, and seek my face: in their affliction they will seek me early.
Ps 89:51 kuriomis tavo priešai tyčiojosi, Viešpatie, kuriomis tyčiojosi iš tavo pateptojo žingsnių.
Ps 89:51 Wherewith thine enemies have reproached, O LORD; wherewith they have reproached the footsteps of thine anointed.
Joz 4:16 "Įsakyk kunigams, nešantiems Sandoros Skrynią, išbristi iš Jordano. "
Jos 4:16 Command the priests that bear the ark of the testimony, that they come up out of Jordan.
Jn 12:14 Jėzus, gavęs asiliuką, užsėdo ant jo, kaip parašyta:
Jo 12:14 And Jesus, when he had found a young ass, sat thereon; as it is written,
Ez 44:14 Tačiau paskirsiu juos prižiūrėti šventyklą, kad atliktų visą jos ruošą ir darytų visa, kas reikalinga.
Eze 44:14 But I will make them keepers of the charge of the house, for all the service thereof, and for all that shall be done therein.
Dan 1:16 Prižiūrėtojas laikėsi pažado, nunešdavo nuo stalo karališkus valgius bei vyną, kurį jie turėjo gerti, ir duodavo jiems daržovių.
Da 1:16 Thus Melzar took away the portion of their meat, and the wine that they should drink; and gave them pulse.
Mk 15:31 Taip pat tyčiojosi aukštieji kunigai su Rašto aiškintojais, kalbėdami tarp savęs: "Kitus gelbėdavo, o pats negali išsigelbėti.
Mar 15:31 Likewise also the chief priests mocking said among themselves with the scribes, He saved others; himself he cannot save.
Dan 9:2 pirmais jo valdymo metais, aš, Danielius, stengiausi suvokti knygose, kaip pagal pranašą Jeremiją pasiekusį Viešpaties žodį skaičiuoti metus, po kurių turėjo baigtis Jeruzalės nuniokojimas, būtent septyniasdešimt metų.
Da 9:2 In the first year of his reign I Daniel understood by books the number of the years, whereof the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah the prophet, that he would accomplish seventy years in the desolations of Jerusalem.
Gg 1:16 [Ji: ] Koks tu gražus, mano mylimasis, iš tikrųjų gražus! Mūsų guolis pavėsinėje;
SS 1:16 Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.
Oz 7:3 Savo nedorumu jie linksmina karalių, o klastingumu ­ didžiūnus.
Ho 7:3 They make the king glad with their wickedness, and the princes with their lies.
1Krn 6:35 sūnaus Cūfo, sūnaus Elkanos, sūnaus Mahato, sūnaus Amasajo,
1Ch 6:35 The son of Zuph, the son of Elkanah, the son of Mahath, the son of Amasai,
Sk 4:15 Tik Aaronui ir jo sūnums pabaigus vynioti šventyklą bei visus reikmenis ir stovyklai leidžiantis į kelionę, teateis Kehato žmonės jų gabenti, kad neprisiliestų prie šventųjų daiktų ir nenumirtų. Tokie tat yra Susitikimo Palapinės daiktai, kuriuos turi gabenti Kehato žmonės.
Nu 4:15 And when Aaron and his sons have made an end of covering the sanctuary, and all the vessels of the sanctuary, as the camp is to set forward; after that, the sons of Kohath shall come to bear it: but they shall not touch any holy thing, lest they die. These things are the burden of the sons of Kohath in the tabernacle of the congregation.
1Krn 7:21 šio sūnus Zabadas, šio sūnūs Šutelachas, Ezeras ir Eleadas. Gato vyrai ­ vietiniai gyventojai ­ juos užmušė, nes jie buvo nuėję pagrobti jų galvijų.
1Ch 7:21 And Zabad his son, and Shuthelah his son, and Ezer, and Elead, whom the men of Gath that were born in that land slew, because they came down to take away their cattle.

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