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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 17:8 Pakėlę akis, jie nieko daugiau nebematė, tik vieną Jėzų.
Mat 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save Jesus only.
2Krn 7:13 Kai taip uždarysiu dangų, kad nebus lietaus, ar įsakysiu skėriams nuniokoti kraštą, ar atsiųsiu marą į savo tautą,
2Ch 7:13 If I shut up heaven that there be no rain, or if I command the locusts to devour the land, or if I send pestilence among my people;
Joz 22:19 Tačiau jei kraštas, kuriame įsikūrėte, yra nešvarus , tai pereikite į kraštą, kuriame įsikūręs Viešpats ­ ten, kur dabar stovi Viešpaties Padangtė, ir kurkitės tarp mūsų. Bet prieš Viešpatį ar mus nemaištaukite, statydamiesi kitą aukurą vietoj Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, aukuro.
Jos 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the LORD, wherein the LORD's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the LORD, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the LORD our God.
Ps 77:12 Apmąstau visus tavo darbusir apsvarstau tavo veiksmus.
Ps 77:12 I will meditate also of all thy work, and talk of thy doings.
Iz 30:7 į Egiptą, kurio pagalba bevertė ir tuščia, todėl ir vadinu jį "sutramdytu Rahabu . "
Isa 30:7 For the Egyptians shall help in vain, and to no purpose: therefore have I cried concerning this, Their strength is to sit still.
1Jn 5:15 O jeigu žinome, kad jis mūsų išklauso, ko tik prašome, tai ir žinome turį, ko esame prašę.
1J 5:15 And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.
Jer 22:12 Toje vietovėje, į kurią buvo ištremtas, jis mirs. Šio krašto jis niekada nebematys.
Jer 22:12 But he shall die in the place whither they have led him captive, and shall see this land no more.
Sk 5:20 Bet jei tu nuklydai, būdama savo vyro žmona, jei suteršei save, ir kitas žmogus, o ne tavo vyras, turėjo lytinių santykių su tavimi, ­
Nu 5:20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:
Iz 41:17 Užguitieji ir vargšai ieško vandens, o jo nėra, ir liežuvis jiems džiūsta nuo troškulio. Aš, Viešpats, juos išgirsiu, aš, Izraelio Dievas, jų neapleisiu.
Isa 41:17 When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tongue faileth for thirst, I the LORD will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake them.
Joz 4:15 Viešpats tarė Jozuei:
Jos 4:15 And the LORD spake unto Joshua, saying,
1Sam 20:27 Bet kitą dieną po jaunaties ­ antrą dieną ­ Dovydo vieta vėl buvo tuščia. Saulius tarė savo sūnui Jehonatanui: "Kodėl Jesės sūnus neatėjo į šventę nei vakar, nei šiandien? "
1Sa 20:27 And it came to pass on the morrow, which was the second day of the month, that David's place was empty: and Saul said unto Jonathan his son, Wherefore cometh not the son of Jesse to meat, neither yesterday, nor to day?
Kun 14:43 Jei liga vėl ima plėstis namuose po to, kai akmenys buvo išlupti ir namai išgrandyti bei iš naujo ištinkuoti,
Le 14:43 And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;
Job 40:17 Savo uodegą jis padaro kietą kaip kedras, jo šlaunų raumenys suausti į viena.
Job 40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
Apd 16:19 Pamatę, jog viltys pasipelnyti žlugusios, šeimininkai sugriebė Paulių ir Silą ir nutempė į miesto aikštę pas vyresnybę.
Ac 16:19 And when her masters saw that the hope of their gains was gone, they caught Paul and Silas, and drew them into the marketplace unto the rulers,
Žyd 2:10 Tasai, kuriam ir iš kurio yra visata, norėjo daugybę savo vaikų nuvesti į garbę. Todėl jam derėjo kentėjimais ištobulinti jų išganymo vadovą.
He 2:10 For it became him, for whom are all things, and by whom are all things, in bringing many sons unto glory, to make the captain of their salvation perfect through sufferings.
Ps 106:8 Vis dėlto jis gelbėjo juos, kaip tinka jo vardui, kad parodytų savo didžią jėgą.
Ps 106:8 Nevertheless he saved them for his name's sake, that he might make his mighty power to be known.
Jl 2:32
Joe 2:32 And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the LORD shall be delivered: for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance, as the LORD hath said, and in the remnant whom the LORD shall call.
Job 34:11 Juk jis atlygina pagal žmogaus darbus, su kiekvienu elgiasi pagal jo elgesį.
Job 34:11 For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to his ways.
1Jn 3:14 Mes žinome, jog iš mirties esame persikėlę į gyvenimą, nes mylime brolius. Kas nemyli, tas pasilieka mirties glėbyje.
1J 3:14 We know that we have passed from death unto life, because we love the brethren. He that loveth not his brother abideth in death.
Ez 23:43 Tuomet tariau sau: ‘Ak, ji nusidėvėjusi savo svetimavimu, bet jie ir toliau kekšauja su ja! ’
Eze 23:43 Then said I unto her that was old in adulteries, Will they now commit whoredoms with her, and she with them?

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