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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 25:7 Abraomas gyveno iš viso šimtą septyniasdešimt penkerius metus.
Ge 25:7 And these are the days of the years of Abraham's life which he lived, an hundred threescore and fifteen years.
Dan 3:11 o kas neparpuls ir nepagarbins, tas bus įmestas į krosnį, plieskiančią ugnimi.
Da 3:11 And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth, that he should be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.
2Krn 21:10 Edomas ir toliau kėlė maištą prieš Judo valdžią iki pat šios dienos. Tuo metu ir Libna sukilo prieš jo valdžią, nes jis buvo palikęs Viešpatį, savo protėvių Dievą.
2Ch 21:10 So the Edomites revolted from under the hand of Judah unto this day. The same time also did Libnah revolt from under his hand; because he had forsaken the LORD God of his fathers.
Lk 8:21 O jis atsakė: "Mano motina ir mano broliai ­ tai tie, kurie klausosi Dievo žodžio ir jį vykdo. "
Lu 8:21 And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it.
1Sam 25:36 Abigailė parėjo namo pas Nabalą. Žiūri, jis kelia vaišes, tarsi karaliaus puotą, savo namuose. Nabalas buvo linksmai nusiteikęs. Jis buvo visiškai girtas. Iki ryto ji jam ničnieko nesakė.
1Sa 25:36 And Abigail came to Nabal; and, behold, he held a feast in his house, like the feast of a king; and Nabal's heart was merry within him, for he was very drunken: wherefore she told him nothing, less or more, until the morning light.
Iz 41:3 Jis vejasi juosir pralenkia nepažeistas, vos kelią kojomis siekdamas.
Isa 41:3 He pursued them, and passed safely; even by the way that he had not gone with his feet.
Joz 10:34 Iš Lachišo Jozuė patraukė su visu Izraeliu į Egloną. Jie surengė miesto apgulą, puolė
Jos 10:34 And from Lachish Joshua passed unto Eglon, and all Israel with him; and they encamped against it, and fought against it:
Lk 6:48 Jis panašus į namą statantį žmogų, kuris giliai iškasė žemę ir padėjo pamatus ant uolos. Užėjus potvyniui, srovė atsimušė į tą namą, bet neįstengė jo pajudinti, nes buvo gerai pastatytas.
Lu 6:48 He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.
Ez 12:20 Miestai, kur dabar pilna žmonių, bus sunaikinti, kraštas nuniokotas, ir jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats. ’"
Eze 12:20 And the cities that are inhabited shall be laid waste, and the land shall be desolate; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Mk 4:29 Derliui prinokus, žmogus tuojau imasi pjautuvo, nes pjūtis atėjo. "
Mar 4:29 But when the fruit is brought forth, immediately he putteth in the sickle, because the harvest is come.
Sk 33:13 Iškeliavę iš Dofkos, pasistatė stovyklą Aluše.
Nu 33:13 And they departed from Dophkah, and encamped in Alush.
Est 1:21 Pasiūlymas patiko karaliui ir jo didžiūnams. Karalius padarė, kaip Memuchanas buvo pasiūlęs.
Es 1:21 And the saying pleased the king and the princes; and the king did according to the word of Memucan:
Mt 14:16 Jėzus atsakė: "Nėra reikalo jiems iš čia eiti. Jūs duokite jiems valgyti. "
Mat 14:16 But Jesus said unto them, They need not depart; give ye them to eat.
Įst 19:19 turite su juo taip pasielgti, kaip jis buvo norėjęs elgtis su artimu. Taip pašalinsi pikta iš jūsų.
De 19:19 Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his brother: so shalt thou put the evil away from among you.
Kun 20:18 Jei vyras sugultų su moterimi per jos mėnesines ir atidengtų jos nuogumą, jis atidengtų jos kraujo šaltinį, o ji atidengtų savo kraujo šaltinį. Abudu turi būti pašalinti iš tautos.
Le 20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
Pat 7:1 Mano vaike, laikykis mano žodžiųir brangink mano įsakymus.
Pr 7:1 My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee.
Nah 3:10 Tačiau jis buvo ištremtas ir išėjo į nelaisvę; net jo mažyliai buvo ištaškytiprie kiekvieno gatvės kampo; burtai buvo mesti ir dėl jo kilmingųjų, ir visi didikai buvo surakinti grandinėmis.
Na 3:10 Yet was she carried away, she went into captivity: her young children also were dashed in pieces at the top of all the streets: and they cast lots for her honourable men, and all her great men were bound in chains.
Sk 25:6 Kaip tik tuo metu vienas izraelitas atėjo ir atsivedė į savo šeimą midjanietę moterį, matant Mozei ir visai izraelitų bendrijai, beverkiančiai prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę.
Nu 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Lk 11:54 tykodami ką nors pagauti iš jo lūpų.
Lu 11:54 Laying wait for him, and seeking to catch something out of his mouth, that they might accuse him.
Mt 2:6 Ir tu, Judo žemės Betliejau, anaiptol nesi menkiausias tarp žymiųjų Judo miestų, nes iš tavęs išeis vadas, kuris ganys mano tautą ­ Izraelį. "
Mat 2:6 And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.

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