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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 22:11 priesaika Viešpaties akivaizdoje turėtų būti išspręsta tarp jų, kad saugotojas neištiesė rankos į savo kaimyno nuosavybę. Savininkas turės sutikti, o anam nereikės nuostolio atlyginti.
Ex 22:11 Then shall an oath of the LORD be between them both, that he hath not put his hand unto his neighbour's goods; and the owner of it shall accept thereof, and he shall not make it good.
Ez 11:2 Jis tarė man: "Žmogau, štai vyrai, kurie rezga pinkles ir slapta sąmokslauja mieste,
Eze 11:2 Then said he unto me, Son of man, these are the men that devise mischief, and give wicked counsel in this city:
Ez 46:17 Bet jei jis duoda dovaną iš savo paveldo kuriam nors iš savo tarnų, ji bus jo iki atlaidos metų, o tuomet sugrįš vadui; tik jo sūnūs gali pasilaikyti dovaną iš jo paveldo.
Eze 46:17 But if he give a gift of his inheritance to one of his servants, then it shall be his to the year of liberty; after it shall return to the prince: but his inheritance shall be his sons' for them.
1Sam 22:10 Jo labui jis teiravosi Viešpaties, aprūpino jį maistu ir atidavė filistino Galijoto kalaviją. "
1Sa 22:10 And he enquired of the LORD for him, and gave him victuals, and gave him the sword of Goliath the Philistine.
Mk 7:20 Jis dar pasakė: "Žmogų suteršia vien tai, kas iš jo išeina.
Mar 7:20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
Lk 12:24 Pasižiūrėkite į varnus. Jie nesėja ir nepjauna, neturi nei sandėlių, nei kluonų, bet Dievas juos maitina. Jūs nepalyginti vertesni už paukščius!
Lu 12:24 Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls?
Joz 15:44 Keila, Achzibas ir Mareša ­ devyni miestai su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis;
Jos 15:44 And Keilah, and Achzib, and Mareshah; nine cities with their villages:
Ps 18:11 Tamsos skliautu jis apsiautė save, vandens telkiniu, audros debesimis.
Ps 18:11 He made darkness his secret place; his pavilion round about him were dark waters and thick clouds of the skies.
Job 19:8 Jis taip užtvėrė man kelią, kad negaliu praeiti, ir apgaubė mano taką tamsybe.
Job 19:8 He hath fenced up my way that I cannot pass, and he hath set darkness in my paths.
Mch 4:8 O Migdal Edere , o Siono kalvos dukterie! Tau grįšankstesnė valdžia, dukters Jeruzalės karalystė.
Mic 4:8 And thou, O tower of the flock, the strong hold of the daughter of Zion, unto thee shall it come, even the first dominion; the kingdom shall come to the daughter of Jerusalem.
1Sam 17:26 Dovydas paklausė arti jo stovėjusių vyrų: "Kaip bus atlyginta vyrui, kuris paguldytų tą filistiną ir pašalintų gėdą nuo Izraelio? Kas tas neapipjaustytas filistinas, drįstantis mesti iššūkį gyvojo Dievo gretoms? "
1Sa 17:26 And David spake to the men that stood by him, saying, What shall be done to the man that killeth this Philistine, and taketh away the reproach from Israel? for who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?
1Krn 16:31 Tesilinksmina dangus, tedžiūgauja žemė, tesako tautos: ‘Viešpats yra karalius! ’
1Ch 16:31 Let the heavens be glad, and let the earth rejoice: and let men say among the nations, The LORD reigneth.
Ps 35:26 Visi, kas džiūgauja dėl mano nelaimės, tebūna sugėdinti ir apstulbinti; kas aukštinosi prieš mane, tebūna apsiaustas gėda ir negarbe.
Ps 35:26 Let them be ashamed and brought to confusion together that rejoice at mine hurt: let them be clothed with shame and dishonour that magnify themselves against me.
Sk 4:38 Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą Geršono žmonių pagal jų kiltis ir protėvių namus
Nu 4:38 And those that were numbered of the sons of Gershon, throughout their families, and by the house of their fathers,
Rom 14:22 Savo įsitikinimą pasilaikyk sau Dievo akivaizdoje. Laimingas, kam netenka smerkti savęs dėl savo sprendimų.
Ro 14:22 Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth.
Pr 37:17 Vyras atsakė: "Jie iš čia iškeliavo. Girdėjau iš tikro juos sakant: ‘Eikime į Dotaną. ’" Tad Juozapas pasekė savo brolius ir atrado juos Dotane.
Ge 37:17 And the man said, They are departed hence; for I heard them say, Let us go to Dothan. And Joseph went after his brethren, and found them in Dothan.
Mt 5:47 Ir jeigu sveikinate tiktai savo brolius, tai kuo gi viršijate kitus? Argi to nedaro ir pagonys? !
Mat 5:47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
Tit 3:3 Juk ir mes kitados buvome neprotingi, neklusnūs, paklydėliai, vergaujantys įvairiems įnoriams ir malonumams, stūmėme dienas blogybėje ir pavyde, buvome patys verti neapykantos ir vieni kitų nekentėme.
Ti 3:3 For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another.
Pr 30:19 Vėl tapusi nėščia ir pagimdžiusi Jokūbui šeštą sūnų,
Ge 30:19 And Leah conceived again, and bare Jacob the sixth son.
Iš 20:16 Neliudysi melagingai prieš savo artimą.
Ex 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

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