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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kor 11:22 Jie hebrajai? Ir aš. Jie izraelitai? Ir aš. Jie Abraomo palikuonys? Ir aš.
2C 11:22 Are they Hebrews? so am I. Are they Israelites? so am I. Are they the seed of Abraham? so am I.
Iš 34:21 Šešias dienas dirbsi, bet septintą dieną turi ilsėtis. Net arimo ir pjūties metu turi ilsėtis.
Ex 34:21 Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest.
Sk 4:38 Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą Geršono žmonių pagal jų kiltis ir protėvių namus
Nu 4:38 And those that were numbered of the sons of Gershon, throughout their families, and by the house of their fathers,
Ez 35:12 Ir tu žinosi, kad aš, Viešpats, girdėjau visas tavo piktas patyčias, kuriomis šaipeisi iš Izraelio kalnų: ‘Jie paversti tyrais! Atiduoti mums praryti! ’
Eze 35:12 And thou shalt know that I am the LORD, and that I have heard all thy blasphemies which thou hast spoken against the mountains of Israel, saying, They are laid desolate, they are given us to consume.
Dan 2:14 Tuomet Danielius sumaniai ir atsargiai kreipėsi į karaliaus sargybos vadą Arjochą, išėjusį žudyti Babilono išminčių.
Da 2:14 Then Daniel answered with counsel and wisdom to Arioch the captain of the king's guard, which was gone forth to slay the wise men of Babylon:
Lk 8:41 Ir štai atėjo vyras, vardu Jayras, sinagogos vyresnysis. Jis puolė Jėzui po kojų, maldaudamas ateiti į jo namus.
Lu 8:41 And, behold, there came a man named Jairus, and he was a ruler of the synagogue: and he fell down at Jesus' feet, and besought him that he would come into his house:
Iš 30:21 Jie nusiplaus rankas ir kojas, kad nenumirtų. Tai bus amžinas įsakas jiems ­ ir jam, ir jo palikuonims per kartas. "
Ex 30:21 So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.
Pr 25:26 Po to išėjo jo brolis, laikydamasis ranka Ezavo kulno. Užtat jie pavadino jį Jokūbu . Izaokas buvo šešiasdešimtmetis, kai jiedu gimė.
Ge 25:26 And after that came his brother out, and his hand took hold on Esau's heel; and his name was called Jacob: and Isaac was threescore years old when she bare them.
1Sam 13:1 Saulius buvo ...metų, kai tapo karaliumi ir karaliavo Izraelyje ...dvejus metus.
1Sa 13:1 Saul reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years over Israel,
Job 29:1 Tada Jobas toliau tęsė savo kalbą ir sakė:
Job 29:1 Moreover Job continued his parable, and said,
Job 29:22 Man baigus kalbėti, jie neturėdavo, ką sakyti; tarsi rasos lašai krisdavo ant jų mano žodis.
Job 29:22 After my words they spake not again; and my speech dropped upon them.
Jer 6:27 Vertintoju savo tautoje paskyriau tave, valytoju, kad ištirtum ir vertintum jų elgesį.
Jer 6:27 I have set thee for a tower and a fortress among my people, that thou mayest know and try their way.
2Kar 18:36 Bet žmonės tylėjo, nesakydami nė žodžio, nes karalius buvo įsakęs: "Neatsakykite jam! "
2Ki 18:36 But the people held their peace, and answered him not a word: for the king's commandment was, saying, Answer him not.
1Krn 9:4 Utajas, sūnus Amihudo, sūnaus Omrio, sūnaus Imrio, sūnaus Banio, vieno iš Judo sūnaus Pereco sūnų.
1Ch 9:4 Uthai the son of Ammihud, the son of Omri, the son of Imri, the son of Bani, of the children of Pharez the son of Judah.
Apr 21:24 Tautos vaikščios jo šviesoje, ir žemės karaliai atsineš į jį savo puošnumą.
Re 21:24 And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it.
Sk 26:20 Judo palikuonys pagal jų kiltis: iš Šelos ­ šelų kiltis, iš Pere-co ­ perecų kiltis, iš Zeracho ­ zerachų kiltis.
Nu 26:20 And the sons of Judah after their families were; of Shelah, the family of the Shelanites: of Pharez, the family of the Pharzites: of Zerah, the family of the Zarhites.
Zch 7:5 ‘Sakyk visiems krašto žmonėms ir kunigams: Pasninkaudami ir raudodami penktą mėnesįir septintą mėnesį per tuos septyniadešimt metų, argi iš tikro dėl manęs pasninkaudavote?
Zec 7:5 Speak unto all the people of the land, and to the priests, saying, When ye fasted and mourned in the fifth and seventh month, even those seventy years, did ye at all fast unto me, even to me?
Lk 11:50 kad iš šios kartos būtų pareikalauta visų pranašų kraujo, pralieto nuo pasaulio sutvėrimo,
Lu 11:50 That the blood of all the prophets, which was shed from the foundation of the world, may be required of this generation;
Ez 16:57 kol dar nebuvo žinomas tavo nedorumas? Dabar esi pajuoka visoms Aramo bei jo kaimynų dukterims ir Filistijos dukterims, kurios žiūri su panieka į tave iš visų pusių.
Eze 16:57 Before thy wickedness was discovered, as at the time of thy reproach of the daughters of Syria, and all that are round about her, the daughters of the Philistines, which despise thee round about.
Gal 4:15 Kurgi dabar tas jūsų džiaugsmingasis priėmimas? Juk aš galiu paliudyti, kad įmanydami jūs būtumėte išsilupę akis ir atidavę man.
Ga 4:15 Where is then the blessedness ye spake of? for I bear you record, that, if it had been possible, ye would have plucked out your own eyes, and have given them to me.

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