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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 31:20 Turite apvalyti ir kiekvieną drabužį, kiekvieną odinį daiktą, kas tik išausta iš ožkos vilnų, ir kiekvieną medinį daiktą. "
Nu 31:20 And purify all your raiment, and all that is made of skins, and all work of goats' hair, and all things made of wood.
Apr 3:19 Aš baru ir ugdau tuos, kuriuos myliu; tad būk uolus ir atsiversk!
Re 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
Įst 30:10 nes, jau sugrįžęs pas Viešpatį, savo Dievą, visa širdimi ir visa siela, tu klausysi Viešpaties, savo Dievo, balso, vykdydamas jo įsakymus ir įstatus, surašytus šioje Įstatymo knygoje.
De 30:10 If thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which are written in this book of the law, and if thou turn unto the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul.
Ps 119:165 Didi ramybė mylintiems tavo Įstatymą; jiems nėra suklupimo akmens.
Ps 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.
Jer 4:7 Pakilo liūtas iš tankmės, tautų naikintojas atžygiavo, atėjo iš savo namųtavo kraštą paversti dykuma. Tavo miestai bus sugriauti ir liks be gyventojų.
Jer 4:7 The lion is come up from his thicket, and the destroyer of the Gentiles is on his way; he is gone forth from his place to make thy land desolate; and thy cities shall be laid waste, without an inhabitant.
Job 29:5 kai Visagalis dar buvo su manimi, ir mano vaikai dar supo mane;
Job 29:5 When the Almighty was yet with me, when my children were about me;
Ts 13:8 Manoachas maldavo Viešpatį. "O mano Viešpatie! ­ sakė jis. ­ Prašau leisti Dievo vyrui, kurį tu siuntei, vėl pas mus ateiti ir pamokyti, ką turime daryti su berniuku, kuris gims. "
Judg 13:8 Then Manoah intreated the LORD, and said, O my Lord, let the man of God which thou didst send come again unto us, and teach us what we shall do unto the child that shall be born.
Sk 1:3 Tu ir Aaronas surašysite pagal jų gretas visus dvidešimt metų ir vyresnius Izraelio vyrus, tinkamus karinei tarnybai.
Nu 1:3 From twenty years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to war in Israel: thou and Aaron shall number them by their armies.
2Sam 22:34 Jis davė man kojas kaip stirnosir nuvedė mane į saugias aukštumas.
2Sa 22:34 He maketh my feet like hinds' feet: and setteth me upon my high places.
Rut 2:14 Atėjus valgymo metui, Boazas kreipėsi į ją: "Eikš čionai, sėskis prie valgio, padažyk savo kąsnį vyne! " Ji atsisėdo šalia pjovėjų. Boazas padavė jai gruzdintų grūdų, ji pavalgė iki soties, ir dar šiek tiek liko.
Ru 2:14 And Boaz said unto her, At mealtime come thou hither, and eat of the bread, and dip thy morsel in the vinegar. And she sat beside the reapers: and he reached her parched corn, and she did eat, and was sufficed, and left.
Ps 59:13 sunaikink juos įniršęs, sunaikink juos visiškai, jog būtų žinoma iki pat žemės pakraščių, kad Dievas viešpatauja Jokūbui. Sela.
Ps 59:13 Consume them in wrath, consume them, that they may not be: and let them know that God ruleth in Jacob unto the ends of the earth. Selah.
Ez 11:8 Jūs bijojote kalavijo, tad aš atvesiu jums kalaviją, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 11:8 Ye have feared the sword; and I will bring a sword upon you, saith the Lord GOD.
2Krn 18:28 Izraelio karalius ir Judo karalius Juozapatas leidosi į žygį prieš Ramot Gileadą.
2Ch 18:28 So the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah went up to Ramothgilead.
Žyd 4:9 Taigi Dievo tautos dar laukia šabo poilsis,
He 4:9 There remaineth therefore a rest to the people of God.
Kun 19:24 Ketvirtaisiais metais visi jų vaisiai bus pašvęsti Viešpačiui kaip padėkos atnaša.
Le 19:24 But in the fourth year all the fruit thereof shall be holy to praise the LORD withal.
Apd 7:51 Jūs, kietasprandžiai, pagonių širdimis ir ausimis ! Jūs, kaip ir jūsų protėviai, visuomet priešinatės Šventajai Dvasiai.
Ac 7:51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
2Pt 2:11 tuo tarpu angelai, aukštesni jėga ir galia, Viešpaties akivaizdoje nedrįsta jiems ištarti pikto sprendimo.
2P 2:11 Whereas angels, which are greater in power and might, bring not railing accusation against them before the Lord.
Iš 25:26 Nuliesi jam keturis aukso žiedus ir pritaisysi ant keturių kampų prie keturių kojų.
Ex 25:26 And thou shalt make for it four rings of gold, and put the rings in the four corners that are on the four feet thereof.
Dan 9:26 Po šešiasdešimt dviejų septynetų pateptasis bus nužudytas, bet ne dėl savo kaltės, o ateisiančio vado tauta sunaikins miestą ir šventyklą. Jo galas ateis lyg potvynis, iki pat galo vyks karas ir skirtasis niokojimas.
Da 9:26 And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.
Pat 1:30 nenorėjo jokio mano patarimoir nekentė mano įspėjimų,
Pr 1:30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

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