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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 8:12 Zebachas ir Calmuna pabėgo. Gideonas vijosi ir paėmė į nelaisvę du Midjano karalius ­ Zebachą ir Calmuną, o visa kariuomenė buvo paklaikusi.
Judg 8:12 And when Zebah and Zalmunna fled, he pursued after them, and took the two kings of Midian, Zebah and Zalmunna, and discomfited all the host.
Iz 46:7 Dedasi jį ant pečių, nešiojasi visur; kai pastato jį vieton, jis stovi ten sustingęsir nepajuda iš vietos. Nors jie šaukiasi, jis negali atsilieptinei išgelbėti jų iš nelaimės.
Isa 46:7 They bear him upon the shoulder, they carry him, and set him in his place, and he standeth; from his place shall he not remove: yea, one shall cry unto him, yet can he not answer, nor save him out of his trouble.
Apd 22:17 Vėliau, sugrįžęs į Jeruzalę ir melsdamasis šventykloje, aš patyriau dvasios pagavą.
Ac 22:17 And it came to pass, that, when I was come again to Jerusalem, even while I prayed in the temple, I was in a trance;
Įst 28:62 Bus jūsų palikta nedaug, nors kadaise buvote tokie gausūs kaip žvaigždės danguje, nes neklausei Viešpaties, savo Dievo, balso.
De 28:62 And ye shall be left few in number, whereas ye were as the stars of heaven for multitude; because thou wouldest not obey the voice of the LORD thy God.
Ts 11:35 Pamatęs ją, jis persiplėšė drabužius ir tarė: "Ak, mano dukra! Pribloškei mane! Kokią baisią nelaimę užtraukei man! Juk atvėriau burną Viešpačiui ir negaliu savo įžado atšaukti. "
Judg 11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.
Jok 2:24 Matote, kad žmogus nuteisinamas darbais, o ne vienu tikėjimu.
Ja 2:24 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
Pat 24:3 Namai statomi išmintimi, sutvirtinami supratimu,
Pr 24:3 Through wisdom is an house builded; and by understanding it is established:
Pr 19:10 Bet anie vyrai iškišo rankas, įsitraukė Lotą į vidų ir uždarė duris.
Ge 19:10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door.
Žyd 11:38 Jie, kurių pasaulis nebuvo vertas, slapstėsi dykumose, kalnuose, olose ir žemės plyšiuose.
He 11:38 (Of whom the world was not worthy:) they wandered in deserts, and in mountains, and in dens and caves of the earth.
Jn 16:16 Prabėgs valandėlė ­ ir manęs neregėsite, ir dar valandėlė ­ ir vėl mane pamatysite. "
Jo 16:16 A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me, because I go to the Father.
Oz 2:9 Todėl atsiimsiu savo grūdus jų laikuir savo vyną jo metu; atimsiu savo vilnas ir linus, duotus jos nuogumui pridengti.
Ho 2:9 Therefore will I return, and take away my corn in the time thereof, and my wine in the season thereof, and will recover my wool and my flax given to cover her nakedness.
1Krn 2:9 Hecronui gimę sūnūs: Jerachmeelis, Ramas ir Kelubajas.
1Ch 2:9 The sons also of Hezron, that were born unto him; Jerahmeel, and Ram, and Chelubai.
Iz 22:3 Tavo vadai visi drauge pasitraukė, pabėgo toli; visi išlikusieji buvo paimti nelaisvėn, nepaleidę nė strėlės, paimti nelaisvėn.
Isa 22:3 All thy rulers are fled together, they are bound by the archers: all that are found in thee are bound together, which have fled from far.
Ezd 5:15 Jis tarė jam: "Paimk šiuos reikmenis. Eik ir padėk juos į Jeruzalės šventyklą. Tebūna atstatyti Dievo Namai savo vietoje. "
Ezr 5:15 And said unto him, Take these vessels, go, carry them into the temple that is in Jerusalem, and let the house of God be builded in his place.
Pat 1:17 Juk veltui tinklas tiesiamas, kai paukštis tai mato.
Pr 1:17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.
Ps 24:1 Dovydo psalmė. Žemė ir visa, kas joje, yra Viešpaties, pasaulis ir visi jo gyventojai,
Ps 24:1 The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
Ps 57:2 Šaukiuosi Dievo Aukščiausiojo, Dievo, kuris manimi rūpinasi.
Ps 57:2 I will cry unto God most high; unto God that performeth all things for me.
Ez 5:7 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tikėk manimi! Esate maištingesni negu tau~tos aplink jus, negyvenote pagal mano nuostatus ir nesilaikėte mano įsakų, net nesielgėte pagal įsakus tautų, gyvenančių aplink jus! "
Eze 5:7 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye multiplied more than the nations that are round about you, and have not walked in my statutes, neither have kept my judgments, neither have done according to the judgments of the nations that are round about you;
Jer 36:28 "Paimk kitą ritinį ir užrašyk jame žodžius, buvusius pirmajame ritinyje, kurį sudegino Judo karalius Jehojakimas.
Jer 36:28 Take thee again another roll, and write in it all the former words that were in the first roll, which Jehoiakim the king of Judah hath burned.
1Sam 18:6 Jiems grįžtant, kai Dovydas, užmušęs filistiną, grįžo namo, iš visų Izraelio miestų išėjo moterys, dainuodamos ir šokdamos, lydimos būgnelių su žvangučiais, džiaugsmo dainų ir tarškynių, karaliaus Sauliaus pasitikti.
1Sa 18:6 And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel, singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.

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