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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 8:9 Taigi jis ir Penuelio žmonėms pagrasino: "Kai sugrįšiu su pergale, nuversiu šį bokštą. "
Judg 8:9 And he spake also unto the men of Penuel, saying, When I come again in peace, I will break down this tower.
Ez 13:5 Jūs nei lipote į spragas, nei taisėte sienas aplink Izraelio namus, kad Viešpaties dieną jie tvirtai laikytųsi kovoje.
Eze 13:5 Ye have not gone up into the gaps, neither made up the hedge for the house of Israel to stand in the battle in the day of the LORD.
Pr 7:20 Pritvino vandenų penkiolika uolekčių aukščiau virš apsemtų kalnų.
Ge 7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.
Job 41:26 Kas jį pultų, nenugalėtų kalaviju; nenugalėtų nei ietimi, nei sviediniu, nei iešmu.
Job 41:26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
Jn 19:19 Pilotas padarė užrašą ir liepė prisegti prie kryžiaus. Ten buvo parašyta: "Jėzus Nazarietis, žydų karalius. "
Jo 19:19 And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.
Ts 13:17 Tada Manoachas tarė Viešpaties angelui: "Kuo tu vardu? Tavo žodžiams išsipildžius, norėtume tave pagarbinti! "
Judg 13:17 And Manoah said unto the angel of the LORD, What is thy name, that when thy sayings come to pass we may do thee honour?
Ez 16:32 O svetimaujanti žmona! Ištekėjusi už vyro, tu atsiduodi svetimiesiems!
Eze 16:32 But as a wife that committeth adultery, which taketh strangers instead of her husband!
Pat 10:29 Dorajam Viešpaties kelias yra tvirtovė, o piktadariams ­ pražūtis.
Pr 10:29 The way of the LORD is strength to the upright: but destruction shall be to the workers of iniquity.
Jn 18:4 Jėzus, žinodamas visa, kas jo laukia, išėjo į priekį ir paklausė: "Ko ieškote? "
Jo 18:4 Jesus therefore, knowing all things that should come upon him, went forth, and said unto them, Whom seek ye?
Kun 14:19 kunigas paaukos auką už nuodėmę ir atliks permaldavimą labui to žmogaus, kuris turi būti apvalytas. Po to bus papjauta deginamoji auka;
Le 14:19 And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:
Žyd 3:15 Juk pasakyta: Jei šiandien išgirsite jo balsą, neužkietinkite savo širdžių kaip per maištą.
He 3:15 While it is said, To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts, as in the provocation.
1Kor 16:4 Jei pasirodytų reikalinga ir man keliauti, tai jie vyks kartu su manimi.
1C 16:4 And if it be meet that I go also, they shall go with me.
Pat 19:6 Daugelis pataikauja kilmingam žmogui, o duodančiam dovaną kiekvienas yra draugas.
Pr 19:6 Many will intreat the favour of the prince: and every man is a friend to him that giveth gifts.
Apd 18:24 Tuo tarpu vienas žydas, vardu Apolas, kilęs iš Aleksandrijos, atvyko į Efezą. Tai buvo iškalbingas vyras, puikiai išmanantis Raštus.
Ac 18:24 And a certain Jew named Apollos, born at Alexandria, an eloquent man, and mighty in the scriptures, came to Ephesus.
Job 21:23 Vienas žmogus miršta pilnas jėgų, visiškai ramus ir saugus;
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Nah 1:11 Iš tavęs iškilorezgantis piktus kėslus prieš Viešpatįniekšybės patarėjas.
Na 1:11 There is one come out of thee, that imagineth evil against the LORD, a wicked counsellor.
1Kor 16:13 Budėkite, tvirtai laikykitės tikėjimo, elkitės vyriškai, būkite stiprūs!
1C 16:13 Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.
Rom 14:14 Aš žinau ir esu tikras Viešpatyje Jėzuje, kad nieko nėra savaime netyro. Bet jei kas mano esant netyrų dalykų, tam jie netyri.
Ro 14:14 I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.
Jok 2:26 Kaip kūnas be dvasios miręs, taip ir tikėjimas be darbų negyvas.
Ja 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
Pat 3:8 Tai teiks sveikatą tavo kūnuiir atgaivą tavo kaulams.
Pr 3:8 It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.

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