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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 12:42 Atėjo viena suvargusi našlė ir įmetė du pinigėlius , tai yra skatiką .
Mar 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
Jn 1:47 Pamatęs ateinantį Natanaelį, Jėzus pasakė apie jį: "Štai tikras izraelitas, kuriame nėra klastos. "
Jo 1:47 Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and saith of him, Behold an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
Ez 1:19 Gyvūnams pajudėjus į priekį, ratai riedėdavo greta jų; gyvūnams pakilus nuo žemės, ratai pakildavo drauge su jais.
Eze 1:19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
Sk 27:5 Mozė pateikė jų atvejį Viešpačiui.
Nu 27:5 And Moses brought their cause before the LORD.
2Kar 8:19 Tačiau sunaikinti Judo Viešpats nenorėjo dėl savo tarno Dovydo, kadangi buvo pažadėjęs amžinai išlaikyti žiburį jam ir jo palikuonims.
2Ki 8:19 Yet the LORD would not destroy Judah for David his servant's sake, as he promised him to give him alway a light, and to his children.
Ps 68:27 Antai Benjamino žmonės, mažiausia kiltis, juos veda; Judo didžiūnai savo būryje, Zabulono vadai, Naftalio didikai.
Ps 68:27 There is little Benjamin with their ruler, the princes of Judah and their council, the princes of Zebulun, and the princes of Naphtali.
Job 19:13 Nuo manęs jis atitolino mano brolius, visiškai atšalo man mano pažįstami.
Job 19:13 He hath put my brethren far from me, and mine acquaintance are verily estranged from me.
Iz 63:3 "Aš vienas traiškiau vynuoges spaudykloje; iš tautų nė vienos nebuvo su manimi. Jas traiškiau pagautas įnirčio, mindžiojau kupinas pykčio. Jų trykštantis kraujas aptaškė man drabužiusir sutepė mano apdarą.
Isa 63:3 I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people there was none with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my garments, and I will stain all my raiment.
Oz 7:16 Jie vis grįžta prie to, kas nenaudinga, ir tampa netikusiu lanku; jų didžiūnai žus nuo kalavijodėl savo įžūlaus liežuvio. Iš jų bus tyčiojamasi Egipto žemėje!
Ho 7:16 They return, but not to the most High: they are like a deceitful bow: their princes shall fall by the sword for the rage of their tongue: this shall be their derision in the land of Egypt.
Pat 26:6 Žmogus, kuris siunčia žinią per kvailį, pjauna savo koją ir daro sau nuostolį.
Pr 26:6 He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the feet, and drinketh damage.
Jok 3:5 Taip pat ir liežuvis yra mažas narys, bet moka girtis didžiais dalykais. Žiūrėkite, kokia maža ugnelė padega didžiausią girią;
Ja 3:5 Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
Dan 8:9 Iš vieno jų išdygo kitas ragas, mažutis, bet ilgainiui jis išaugo nepaprastai didelis pietų link, rytų link ir gražiojo krašto link.
Da 8:9 And out of one of them came forth a little horn, which waxed exceeding great, toward the south, and toward the east, and toward the pleasant land.
Neh 9:30 Per daugelį metų buvai kantrus su jais, įspėjai juos savo dvasia per pranašus, bet jie nė viena ausimi nesiklausė; užtat atidavei juos žemės tautoms į rankas.
Ne 9:30 Yet many years didst thou forbear them, and testifiedst against them by thy spirit in thy prophets: yet would they not give ear: therefore gavest thou them into the hand of the people of the lands.
1Kar 12:26 Širdyje Jeroboamas baiminosi: "O jei karalystė ims ir sugrįš Dovydo namams?
1Ki 12:26 And Jeroboam said in his heart, Now shall the kingdom return to the house of David:
Pr 46:24 Naftalio vaikai: Jachceelis, Gūnis, Jezeris ir Šilemas.
Ge 46:24 And the sons of Naphtali; Jahzeel, and Guni, and Jezer, and Shillem.
Pat 31:4 Vynas ­ ne karaliams, Lemueli! Ne karaliams gerti vyną, ne valdovams mėgti svaigųjį gėrimą,
Pr 31:4 It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink:
2Sam 14:21 Tada Dovydas tarė Joabui: "Tikėk manimi, aš tai padarysiu. Tad eik parvesti mano jaunuolį Abšalomą. "
2Sa 14:21 And the king said unto Joab, Behold now, I have done this thing: go therefore, bring the young man Absalom again.
Oz 5:6 Tuomet su savo avimis ir galvijaisjie eis ieškoti Viešpaties, bet neras, nes jis pasitraukė nuo jų.
Ho 5:6 They shall go with their flocks and with their herds to seek the LORD; but they shall not find him; he hath withdrawn himself from them.
Ez 18:19 Jūs klausiate: ‘Kodėl sūnus neturėtų kentėti dėl tėvo kaltės? ’ Todėl, kad sūnus darė, kas teisinga ir teisu, laikėsi visų mano įstatų, jis tikrai bus gyvas!
Eze 18:19 Yet say ye, Why? doth not the son bear the iniquity of the father? When the son hath done that which is lawful and right, and hath kept all my statutes, and hath done them, he shall surely live.
Job 36:31 Juk taip jis maitina tautasir parūpina apsčiai maisto.
Job 36:31 For by them judgeth he the people; he giveth meat in abundance.

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