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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 14:23 Atleidęs minią, jis užkopė nuošaliai į kalną melstis. Ir, atėjus vakarui, jis buvo ten vienas.
Mat 14:23 And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the evening was come, he was there alone.
1Sam 2:25 Jei žmogus nusideda žmogui, kas nors gali užtarti nusidėjėlį Viešpačiui, bet jei žmogus nusideda Viešpačiui, kas begali jį užtarti? " Bet jie tėvo balso klausyti nenorėjo, nes Viešpats norėjo juos nubausti mirtimi.
1Sa 2:25 If one man sin against another, the judge shall judge him: but if a man sin against the LORD, who shall intreat for him? Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto the voice of their father, because the LORD would slay them.
Įst 14:25 gali dešimtinę pakeisti į pinigus. Su pinigais rankoje saugiai nueik į vietą, kurią Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus išsirinkęs.
De 14:25 Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose:
Įst 29:14 Ne vien jūsų labui darau šią Sandorą ir tariu šią priesaiką,
De 29:14 Neither with you only do I make this covenant and this oath;
Sk 7:6 Mozė priėmė vežimus bei jaučius ir perdavė levitams.
Nu 7:6 And Moses took the wagons and the oxen, and gave them unto the Levites.
2Kor 7:11 Ir štai kaip tik tas nuliūdimas pagal Dievo valią kokį pažadino jums susirūpinimą, kokį teisinimąsi, apmaudą, baimę, ilgesį, uolumą ir bausmę! Jūs visais atžvilgiais pasirodėte nesusitepę anuo nusikaltimu.
2C 7:11 For behold this selfsame thing, that ye sorrowed after a godly sort, what carefulness it wrought in you, yea, what clearing of yourselves, yea, what indignation, yea, what fear, yea, what vehement desire, yea, what zeal, yea, what revenge! In all things ye have approved yourselves to be clear in this matter.
2Sam 16:2 Karalius kla´usė Cibos: "Ką darysi su jais? " Ciba atsakė: "Asilai ­ karaliaus namiškiams joti, duona ir vasaros vaisiai ­ vaikinams valgyti, o vynas ­ dykumoje nuvargusiems atsigerti. "
2Sa 16:2 And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The asses be for the king's household to ride on; and the bread and summer fruit for the young men to eat; and the wine, that such as be faint in the wilderness may drink.
2Krn 23:1 Septintaisiais metais Jehojada ryžosi veikti ir sudarė sandorą su šimtininkais: Jerohamo sūnumi Azariju, Johanano sūnumi Izmaeliu, Jobedo sūnumi Azariju, Adajo sūnumi Maasėju ir Zichrio sūnumi Elišafatu.
2Ch 23:1 And in the seventh year Jehoiada strengthened himself, and took the captains of hundreds, Azariah the son of Jeroham, and Ishmael the son of Jehohanan, and Azariah the son of Obed, and Maaseiah the son of Adaiah, and Elishaphat the son of Zichri, into covenant with him.
Ps 88:18 Tu padarei, kad manęs vengia draugas ir kaimynas; kur tik aš, ten visuomet tamsu.
Ps 88:18 Lover and friend hast thou put far from me, and mine acquaintance into darkness.
Lk 12:35 Tebūnie jūsų strėnos sujuostos ir žiburiai uždegti.
Lu 12:35 Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning;
2Sam 22:37 Tu leidai man laisvam daug pasiekti, ir mano kojos nepaslydo.
2Sa 22:37 Thou hast enlarged my steps under me; so that my feet did not slip.
Jer 31:12 Jie ateis ir džiūgaus ant Siono aukštumų, suplauks prie Viešpaties dovanų: grūdų, jauno vyno ir šviežio aliejaus, avių ir jaučių prieauglio. Patys jie bus kaip gerai laistomas sodasir turės visko, ko jiems reikia.
Jer 31:12 Therefore they shall come and sing in the height of Zion, and shall flow together to the goodness of the LORD, for wheat, and for wine, and for oil, and for the young of the flock and of the herd: and their soul shall be as a watered garden; and they shall not sorrow any more at all.
Įst 23:9 Kai žygyje prieš savo priešus įsirengi stovyklą, susilaikyk nuo visko, kas nepadoru.
De 23:9 When the host goeth forth against thine enemies, then keep thee from every wicked thing.
Ps 82:5 Kokie jie neišmanėliai! Kokie jie kvaili! Jie vaikšto nedorais keliais, ir teisingumo pamatai žemėje griūva!
Ps 82:5 They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course.
Ps 66:12 Tu leidai, kad žmonės jotų mums ant sprando; mes perėjome per ugnį ir vandenį, ir tu išvedei mus į saugią vietą.
Ps 66:12 Thou hast caused men to ride over our heads; we went through fire and through water: but thou broughtest us out into a wealthy place.
Mt 13:58 Dėl jų netikėjimo jis ten nedarė tiek daug stebuklų.
Mat 13:58 And he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief.
Įst 31:21 Kai juos ištiks daug baisių nelaimių, ši giesmė bus liudijimas prieš juos, nes ji niekad nepradings iš jų palikuonių lūpų. Juk aš žinau, ką jie linkę daryti net dabar, prieš man juos įvedant į kraštą, kurį prisiekdamas pažadėjau. "
De 31:21 And it shall come to pass, when many evils and troubles are befallen them, that this song shall testify against them as a witness; for it shall not be forgotten out of the mouths of their seed: for I know their imagination which they go about, even now, before I have brought them into the land which I sware.
Pr 19:25 Jis sunaikino tuos miestus ir visą Lygumą drauge su visais miestų gyventojais ir žemės augmenija.
Ge 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
Kun 4:7 Kunigas krauju pavilgys ragus kvapiojo smilkalo aukuro, esančio Viešpaties akivaizdoje Susitikimo Palapinėje, o likusį jaučio kraują išlies prie papėdės deginamųjų aukų aukuro, kuris yra prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo.
Le 4:7 And the priest shall put some of the blood upon the horns of the altar of sweet incense before the LORD, which is in the tabernacle of the congregation; and shall pour all the blood of the bullock at the bottom of the altar of the burnt offering, which is at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Pat 16:29 Piktõs valios žmogus suvilioja savo kaimynąir nuveda jį negeru keliu.
Pr 16:29 A violent man enticeth his neighbour, and leadeth him into the way that is not good.

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