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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 48:6 Prie Efraimo žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Rubenas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:6 And by the border of Ephraim, from the east side even unto the west side, a portion for Reuben.
1Tim 2:5 Vienas yra Dievasir vienas Dievo ir žmonių Tarpininkas ­žmogus Kristus Jėzus,
1Ti 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Ez 29:19 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Atiduosiu Egipto žemę Babilono karaliui Nebukadnecarui. Jis išsineš jos turtus, apiplėš ją ir pasiims grobį; ji bus atlyginimas jo kariuomenei.
Eze 29:19 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will give the land of Egypt unto Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon; and he shall take her multitude, and take her spoil, and take her prey; and it shall be the wages for his army.
Lk 8:28 Pamatęs Jėzų, jis parpuolė priešais ir ėmė garsiai šaukti: "Ko tau iš manęs reikia, Jėzau, Aukščiausiojo Dievo Sūnau? ! Maldauju, nekankink manęs! "
Lu 8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
Įst 32:35 Man priklauso kerštas; atlyginsiu tą dieną, kai jų koja paslys. Jų nelaimės diena arti, atskuba jų pražūtis.
De 32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
2Krn 14:1 Abija užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas Dovydo mieste. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Asa. Jo dienomis kraštas dešimt metų turėjo ramybę.
2Ch 14:1 So Abijah slept with his fathers, and they buried him in the city of David: and Asa his son reigned in his stead. In his days the land was quiet ten years.
Dan 11:9 Pastarasis užpuls pietų karaliaus šalį, bet sugrįš į savo kraštą.
Da 11:9 So the king of the south shall come into his kingdom, and shall return into his own land.
Joz 17:16 Bet Juozapo giminės žmonės tikino: "Mūsų aukštumų žemės mums neužtenka! Be to, visi kanaaniečiai, gyvenantys lygumoje, tiek Bet Šeane ir jam pavaldžiose gyvenvietėse, tiek Jezreelio slėnyje, turi geležinius kovos vežimus! "
Jos 17:16 And the children of Joseph said, The hill is not enough for us: and all the Canaanites that dwell in the land of the valley have chariots of iron, both they who are of Bethshean and her towns, and they who are of the valley of Jezreel.
Pr 21:16 paėjėjo į šalį ir atsisėdo priešais maždaug per lanko šūvį, sakydama: "Negaliu žiūrėti, kaip vaikas miršta. " Sėdėdama priešais, ji pravirko graudžiomis ašaromis.
Ge 21:16 And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as it were a bow shot: for she said, Let me not see the death of the child. And she sat over against him, and lift up her voice, and wept.
Job 32:14 Ne man jis dėstė savo bėdas, ir ne jūsų žodžiais jam aš atsakysiu.
Job 32:14 Now he hath not directed his words against me: neither will I answer him with your speeches.
Ez 16:50 Būdamos išdidžios, jos darė mano akyse bjaurius nusikaltimus, todėl ir pašalinau jas, kaip matei.
Eze 16:50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.
Kun 24:2 "Paliepk izraelitams atnešti tau gryno grūstų alyvų aliejaus žvakidei, kad žibintai būtų žibinami nuolat.
Le 24:2 Command the children of Israel, that they bring unto thee pure oil olive beaten for the light, to cause the lamps to burn continually.
Neh 6:5 Sanbalatas atsiuntė man tą patį žodį penktą kartą per savo tarną su neantspauduotu laišku rankoje.
Ne 6:5 Then sent Sanballat his servant unto me in like manner the fifth time with an open letter in his hand;
Kun 13:16 Bet jei gyva mėsa vėl tampa balta, jis ateis pas kunigą.
Le 13:16 Or if the raw flesh turn again, and be changed unto white, he shall come unto the priest;
Iz 30:2 Jie leidžiasi keliauti į Egiptą, tačiau manęs nepasiklausia. Jie pasitiki faraono apsaugair ieško prieglaudos Egipto šešėlyje.
Isa 30:2 That walk to go down into Egypt, and have not asked at my mouth; to strengthen themselves in the strength of Pharaoh, and to trust in the shadow of Egypt!
1Kor 6:11 Kai kurie buvote tokie, bet dabar esate nuplauti, pašventinti, išteisinti Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus vardu ir mūsų Dievo Dvasia.
1C 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
Iz 22:21 apvilksiu jį tavo drabužiais, apjuosiu tavo juosta, į jo rankas perduosiu tavo valdžią, idant jis būtųlyg tėvas Jeruzalės gyventojams ir Judo namams.
Isa 22:21 And I will clothe him with thy robe, and strengthen him with thy girdle, and I will commit thy government into his hand: and he shall be a father to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and to the house of Judah.
Mal 1:7 Atnašaudami suterštą maistą ant mano aukuro! Klausiate: ‘Kaip mes jį suteršėme? ’Manydami, kad Viešpaties stalą galima niekinti!
Mal 1:7 Ye offer polluted bread upon mine altar; and ye say, Wherein have we polluted thee? In that ye say, The table of the LORD is contemptible.
2Kar 24:2 Viešpats paleido prieš jį gaujas chaldėjų, aramėjų ir amonitų, paleido juos prieš Judą jam sunaikinti pagal žodį, kuriuo Viešpats buvo grasinęs per savo tarnus pranašus.
2Ki 24:2 And the LORD sent against him bands of the Chaldees, and bands of the Syrians, and bands of the Moabites, and bands of the children of Ammon, and sent them against Judah to destroy it, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servants the prophets.
Sk 21:26 O Hešbonas buvo sostinė amoritų karaliaus Sihono, kuris buvo kariavęs su ankstesniu Moabo karaliumi ir paėmęs visą jo kraštą iki pat Arnono.
Nu 21:26 For Heshbon was the city of Sihon the king of the Amorites, who had fought against the former king of Moab, and taken all his land out of his hand, even unto Arnon.

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