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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 8:29 Karalius Jehoramas pasitraukė į Jezreelį gydytis žaizdų, kuriomis kovojant prieš Aramo Hazaelį prie Ramos aramėjai buvo jį ištikę. Judo karalius Jehoramo sūnus Ahazijas nuvyko į Jezreelį aplankyti Ahabo sūnaus Jehoramo, nes tas buvo sužeistas.
2Ki 8:29 And king Joram went back to be healed in Jezreel of the wounds which the Syrians had given him at Ramah, when he fought against Hazael king of Syria. And Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah went down to see Joram the son of Ahab in Jezreel, because he was sick.
Apd 2:16 bet čia išsipildė pranašo Joelio pasakyti žodiai:
Ac 2:16 But this is that which was spoken by the prophet Joel;
Jer 28:6 tarė: "Amen! Tepadaro tai Viešpats! Teįvykdo tavo pranašystės žodžius, sugrąžindamas Viešpaties Namų rykus ir visus tremtinius iš Babilono į šią vietą!
Jer 28:6 Even the prophet Jeremiah said, Amen: the LORD do so: the LORD perform thy words which thou hast prophesied, to bring again the vessels of the LORD's house, and all that is carried away captive, from Babylon into this place.
Lk 4:35 Jėzus sudraudė jį: "Nutilk ir išeik iš jo! " Nubloškęs jį į sinagogos vidurį, demonas išėjo, nė kiek jo nesužeidęs.
Lu 4:35 And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the devil had thrown him in the midst, he came out of him, and hurt him not.
1Sam 16:18 Tada atsiliepė vienas iš jaunų dvariškių. "Aš pastebėjau, ­ sakė jis, ­ kad Jesė Betliejietis turi sūnų, mokantį groti. Jis šaunus vyras ir karys, protingos kalbos ir orios išvaizdos. Be to, su juo yra Viešpats. "
1Sa 16:18 Then answered one of the servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of Jesse the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty valiant man, and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the LORD is with him.
2Sam 3:21 Abneras Dovydui tarė: "Aš eisiu ir subursiu pas savo valdovą karalių visą Izraelį. Su tavimi jie sudarys sandorą, kad galėtumei visa valdyti, kaip trokšta tavo širdis. " Dovydas išleido Abnerą, ir jis išėjo susitaikęs.
2Sa 3:21 And Abner said unto David, I will arise and go, and will gather all Israel unto my lord the king, that they may make a league with thee, and that thou mayest reign over all that thine heart desireth. And David sent Abner away; and he went in peace.
Mk 5:26 Nemaža iškentėjusi nuo daugelio gydytojų ir išleidusi visa, ką turėjo, ji nė kiek nepasitaisė, bet dar ėjo blogyn ir blogyn.
Mar 5:26 And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse,
Mt 20:8 Atėjus vakarui, vynuogyno šeimininkas liepia ūkvedžiui: ‘Pašauk darbininkus ir išmokėk jiems atlyginimą, pradėdamas paskutiniais ir baigdamas pirmaisiais! ’
Mat 20:8 So when even was come, the lord of the vineyard saith unto his steward, Call the labourers, and give them their hire, beginning from the last unto the first.
2Krn 29:33 Pašventintų atnašų buvo šeši šimtai jaučių ir trys šimtai avių.
2Ch 29:33 And the consecrated things were six hundred oxen and three thousand sheep.
2Kor 1:20 Kiek tik yra Dievo pažadų, jie jame yra "taip". Todėl per jį skamba ir mūsų "Amen" Dievo garbei.
2C 1:20 For all the promises of God in him are yea, and in him Amen, unto the glory of God by us.
Ps 119:135 Tešviečia tavo veidas tavo tarnui, temoko mane tavo įstatų.
Ps 119:135 Make thy face to shine upon thy servant; and teach me thy statutes.
Ez 12:19 Sakyk krašto žmonėms: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS apie Jeruzalės gyventojus Izraelio žemėje. Jie valgys duoną, apimti baimės, ir gers vandenį, pagauti siaubo, nes jų kraštas bus netekęs įprasto apsto per jo gyventojų nežabotą smurtą.
Eze 12:19 And say unto the people of the land, Thus saith the Lord GOD of the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and of the land of Israel; They shall eat their bread with carefulness, and drink their water with astonishment, that her land may be desolate from all that is therein, because of the violence of all them that dwell therein.
Ps 38:15 Bet tavimi aš pasitikiu, Viešpatie, ir tu, Viešpatie, mano Dieve, man atsiliepsi.
Ps 38:15 For in thee, O LORD, do I hope: thou wilt hear, O Lord my God.
2Krn 29:20 Tada karalius Ezekijas nedelsdamas sušaukė visus miesto didžiūnus ir nuėjo į Viešpaties Namus.
2Ch 29:20 Then Hezekiah the king rose early, and gathered the rulers of the city, and went up to the house of the LORD.
2Krn 33:14 Po to jis pastatė Dovydo miestui slėnyje į vakarus nuo Gihono išorinę sieną, siekiančią įėjimą į Žuvų vartus; apvedė ją aplink Ofelį ir padarė daug aukštesnę. Be to, paskyrė karvedžius į visus įtvirtintus Judo miestus.
2Ch 33:14 Now after this he built a wall without the city of David, on the west side of Gihon, in the valley, even to the entering in at the fish gate, and compassed about Ophel, and raised it up a very great height, and put captains of war in all the fenced cities of Judah.
2Sam 21:14 Sauliaus ir jo sūnaus Jehonatano kaulai buvo palaidoti Celoje, Benjamino žemėje, jo tėvo Kišo kape. Ir kai buvo padaryta visa, ką karalius buvo įsakęs, Dievas suteikė atgaivą kraštui.
2Sa 21:14 And the bones of Saul and Jonathan his son buried they in the country of Benjamin in Zelah, in the sepulchre of Kish his father: and they performed all that the king commanded. And after that God was intreated for the land.
Ez 34:23 Tuomet paskirsiu jiems vieną ganytoją ­ savo tarną Dovydą, kad juos ganytų; jis juos ganys ir bus jų ganytojas.
Eze 34:23 And I will set up one shepherd over them, and he shall feed them, even my servant David; he shall feed them, and he shall be their shepherd.
Apr 13:5 Žvėriui buvo duotas snukis didžiuotis ir piktžodžiauti ir duota galia taip daryti per keturiasdešimt du mėnesius.
Re 13:5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
Job 39:29 Iš ten jis žvalgosi grobio; jo akys mato laimikį iš tolo.
Job 39:29 From thence she seeketh the prey, and her eyes behold afar off.
Ez 37:9 Tuomet jis tarė man: "Pranašauk dvasiai, pranašauk, žmogau, ir sakyk dvasiai: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Ateik, dvasia, iš keturių vėjų ir padvelk į tuos užmuštuosius, kad jie atgytų. ’"
Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.

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