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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 10:12 Jeroboamas ir visi žmonės sugrįžo pas Rehabeamą trečią dieną, kaip karalius buvo pasakęs: "Ateikite pas mane vėl po trijų dienų. "
2Ch 10:12 So Jeroboam and all the people came to Rehoboam on the third day, as the king bade, saying, Come again to me on the third day.
Ps 106:12 Tada izraelitai įtikėjoir šlovino jį giesme.
Ps 106:12 Then believed they his words; they sang his praise.
Sk 1:37 ­ surašytų iš Benjamino giminės, buvo trisdešimt penki tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 1:37 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Benjamin, were thirty and five thousand and four hundred.
Neh 13:17 Taigi išbariau ir Judo didikus, sakydamas jiems: "Ką reiškia tas nedoras dalykas? Išniekinate šabo dieną taip elgdamiesi!
Ne 13:17 Then I contended with the nobles of Judah, and said unto them, What evil thing is this that ye do, and profane the sabbath day?
Ts 14:12 Samsonas tarė jiems: "Tebūna man leista užduoti jums mįslę. Jei įminsite ją per septynias vestuvių vaišių dienas ir išaiškinsite, duosiu jums trisdešimt lino tunikų ir trisdešimt šventiškų drabužių.
Judg 14:12 And Samson said unto them, I will now put forth a riddle unto you: if ye can certainly declare it me within the seven days of the feast, and find it out, then I will give you thirty sheets and thirty change of garments:
Am 6:9 Jei dešimt žmonių išliktų vienuose namuose, jie mirs.
Am 6:9 And it shall come to pass, if there remain ten men in one house, that they shall die.
Rom 2:18 Tu pažįsti jo valią ir, įstatymo pamokytas, išmanai, kas geriau.
Ro 2:18 And knowest his will, and approvest the things that are more excellent, being instructed out of the law;
Pat 19:15 Tingumas panardina žmogų į gilų miegą; apsileidėlis turi kęsti alkį.
Pr 19:15 Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
Joz 18:17 Tada, pasisukusi šiaurės link, ji pasiekia En Šemešą, o iš čia nueina į Gelilotus priešais Adumimų perėją ir nusileidžia prie Rubeno sūnaus Bohano akmens.
Jos 18:17 And was drawn from the north, and went forth to Enshemesh, and went forth toward Geliloth, which is over against the going up of Adummim, and descended to the stone of Bohan the son of Reuben,
Est 8:7 Karalius Ahasveras tarė karalienei Esterai ir Mordechajui Žydui: "Tikėkite manimi, aš pats atidaviau Esterai Hamano namus, ir jis buvo pakartas už tai, kad rengė sąmokslą pakelti ranką prieš žydus.
Es 8:7 Then the king Ahasuerus said unto Esther the queen and to Mordecai the Jew, Behold, I have given Esther the house of Haman, and him they have hanged upon the gallows, because he laid his hand upon the Jews.
Kun 21:2 išskyrus artimiausius giminaičius ­ motiną, tėvą, sūnų, dukterį ir brolį.
Le 21:2 But for his kin, that is near unto him, that is, for his mother, and for his father, and for his son, and for his daughter, and for his brother.
Pat 10:11 Teisiojo burna ­ gyvenimo versmė, o nedorėlių burnoje slypi smurtas.
Pr 10:11 The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.
Am 8:4 Išklausykite tai jūs, kurie mindote beturtįir žudote krašto vargšus!
Am 8:4 Hear this, O ye that swallow up the needy, even to make the poor of the land to fail,
Rom 16:24 Mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus malonė tebūnie su jumis visais. Amen.
Ro 16:24 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
Pat 8:26 Žemės ir laukų jis dar nebuvo padaręsnei pirmųjų molio grumstų.
Pr 8:26 While as yet he had not made the earth, nor the fields, nor the highest part of the dust of the world.
Ez 11:20 kad gyventų pagal mano įstatus, laikytųsi mano įsakų ir juos vykdytų. Tada jie bus mano tauta, ir aš būsiu jų Dievas.
Eze 11:20 That they may walk in my statutes, and keep mine ordinances, and do them: and they shall be my people, and I will be their God.
Ts 3:13 Kartu su amonitais ir amalekiečiais jis išėjo į žygį ir, nugalėjęs Izraelį, užėmė Palmių miestą.
Judg 3:13 And he gathered unto him the children of Ammon and Amalek, and went and smote Israel, and possessed the city of palm trees.
1Kar 10:27 Karalius padarė, kad sidabro buvo taip apstu Jeruzalėje kaip akmens ir kedrų, taip apstu kaip sikomoro medžių Šefeloje.
1Ki 10:27 And the king made silver to be in Jerusalem as stones, and cedars made he to be as the sycomore trees that are in the vale, for abundance.
Neh 11:35 Lode ir Onojyje ­ amatininkų slėnyje.
Ne 11:35 Lod, and Ono, the valley of craftsmen.
Rom 10:6 Bet teisumas iš tikėjimo kalba: "Nesakyk savo širdyje: Kas įžengs į dangų? ­ tai yra Kristaus nulaipinti;
Ro 10:6 But the righteousness which is of faith speaketh on this wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascend into heaven? (that is, to bring Christ down from above:)

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