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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 12:22 Kedešo karalius ­ vienas, Jokneamo Karmelyje karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:22 The king of Kedesh, one; the king of Jokneam of Carmel, one;
Pr 36:24 Cibeono sūnūs: Aja ir Ana. (Pastarasis yra tas Ana, kuris aptiko karšto vandens šaltinius dykumoje, ganydamas savo tėvo Cibeono asilus. )
Ge 36:24 And these are the children of Zibeon; both Ajah, and Anah: this was that Anah that found the mules in the wilderness, as he fed the asses of Zibeon his father.
Ez 47:20 Vakarų pusėje riba bus Didžioji jūra iki pat vietos priešais Lebo Hamatą. Tai vakarinė riba.
Eze 47:20 The west side also shall be the great sea from the border, till a man come over against Hamath. This is the west side.
2Kar 4:31 Nuėjęs pirma jų, Gehazis uždėjo lazdą berniukui ant veido, bet nebuvo nei jokio garso, nei jokio gyvybės ženklo. Jis sugrįžo jo pasitikti ir pasakyti: "Berniukas neatsibudo. "
2Ki 4:31 And Gehazi passed on before them, and laid the staff upon the face of the child; but there was neither voice, nor hearing. Wherefore he went again to meet him, and told him, saying, The child is not awaked.
Iz 45:23 Prisiekiau savimi, mano lūpos ištarė tiesą, neatšaukiamą žodį: ‘Kiekvienas kelis klaupsis prieš mane, manimi prisieks kiekvienas liežuvis. ’
Isa 45:23 I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.
Apd 11:26 Juodu abu ištisus metus darbavosi Bažnyčioje ir išmokė gausų būrį. Antiochijoje pirmą kartą imta vadinti mokinius "krikščionimis".
Ac 11:26 And when he had found him, he brought him unto Antioch. And it came to pass, that a whole year they assembled themselves with the church, and taught much people. And the disciples were called Christians first in Antioch.
Ps 68:3 O teisieji linksminasi; jie džiūgauja Dievo Artume, jie laimingi ir krykštauja iš džiaugsmo.
Ps 68:3 But let the righteous be glad; let them rejoice before God: yea, let them exceedingly rejoice.
Zch 5:9 Pakėliau akis ir regėjau dvi besiartinančias moteris. Jų sparnuose buvo vėjas, o jų sparnai tarsi gandro sparnai, ir jos pakėlė krepšį tarp dangaus ir žemės.
Zec 5:9 Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven.
Mt 27:13 Tuomet Pilotas paklausė: "Ar negirdi, kaip baisiai tave kaltina? "
Mat 27:13 Then said Pilate unto him, Hearest thou not how many things they witness against thee?
1Kar 7:40 Hiramas padarė ir puodų, bertuvių bei dubenų. Taip Hiramas užbaigė karaliui Saliamonui visus darbus Viešpaties Namuose:
1Ki 7:40 And Hiram made the lavers, and the shovels, and the basons. So Hiram made an end of doing all the work that he made king Solomon for the house of the LORD:
Pr 23:19 Po to Abraomas palaidojo savo žmoną Machpelos lauko oloje priešais Mamrę (tai yra Hebroną), Kanaano krašte.
Ge 23:19 And after this, Abraham buried Sarah his wife in the cave of the field of Machpelah before Mamre: the same is Hebron in the land of Canaan.
Pat 11:14 Kur nėra kam vadovauti, tauta žūva; saugumą laiduoja patarėjų gausumas.
Pr 11:14 Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellors there is safety.
Mt 22:28 Tad, kai mirusieji prisikels, kuriam iš septynių ji bus žmona? Juk visi yra ją turėję. "
Mat 22:28 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
Mk 12:43 Pasišaukęs savo mokinius, Jėzus pasakė jiems: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: ši vargšė našlė įmetė daugiausia iš visų, kurie dėjo į aukų skrynią.
Mar 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
Jer 13:3 Mane vėl pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 13:3 And the word of the LORD came unto me the second time, saying,
Kun 1:15 Kunigas atneš jį prie aukuro, nusuks galvą ir ant aukuro pavers dūmais. O kraujas bus išlietas ant aukuro šonų.
Le 1:15 And the priest shall bring it unto the altar, and wring off his head, and burn it on the altar; and the blood thereof shall be wrung out at the side of the altar:
2Kar 24:5 O kiti Jehojakimo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 24:5 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Jn 18:10 Simonas Petras, kuris turėjo kalaviją, išsitraukė jį, ištiko vyriausiojo kunigo tarną ir nukirto jam dešinę ausį. Tarnas buvo vardu Malkus.
Jo 18:10 Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priest's servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant's name was Malchus.
Iz 44:2 Taip kalba Viešpats, tavo kūrėjas, kuris auklėjo tave nuo pat gimimo ir tau padėjo: "Nebijok, Jokūbai, mano tarne, brangusis, kurį išsirinkau!
Isa 44:2 Thus saith the LORD that made thee, and formed thee from the womb, which will help thee; Fear not, O Jacob, my servant; and thou, Jesurun, whom I have chosen.
Pat 25:23 Šiaurys supučia lietų, o apkalbantis liežuvis ­ piktus žvilgsnius.
Pr 25:23 The north wind driveth away rain: so doth an angry countenance a backbiting tongue.

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