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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 52:2 Tavo liežuvis lyg aštrus skustuvas, klastos meistre!
Ps 52:2 The tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully.
Mt 23:7 mėgsta sveikinimus aikštėse ir trokšta, kad žmonės vadintų juos ‘rabi’ .
Mat 23:7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.
Abd 1:21 Išgelbėtojai kops į Siono kalną valdyti Ezavo kalno, o karalystė bus Viešpaties!
Ob 1:21 And saviours shall come up on mount Zion to judge the mount of Esau; and the kingdom shall be the LORD's.
Įst 9:17 Paėmęs abi plokštes, sviedžiau jas abiem rankomis nuo savęs ir sudaužiau jūsų akyse.
De 9:17 And I took the two tables, and cast them out of my two hands, and brake them before your eyes.
Job 9:19 Jeigu tai jėgų bandymas, tai Dievas sako: ‘Štai aš! ’Jei tai teismo reikalas, tai kas gali pašaukti jį stoti į teismą?
Job 9:19 If I speak of strength, lo, he is strong: and if of judgment, who shall set me a time to plead?
Iz 58:13 Jei šabo dieną nekelsi kojos iš namųir mano šventą dieną neužsiimsi savo reikalais, jei šabą laikysi žavesio diena, Viešpaties šventą dieną ­ šlovinga, jei švęsi ją, neidamas savo keliais, neieškodamas, kas tau naudinga, ir neleisdamas laiko tuščioms šnekoms,
Isa 58:13 If thou turn away thy foot from the sabbath, from doing thy pleasure on my holy day; and call the sabbath a delight, the holy of the LORD, honourable; and shalt honour him, not doing thine own ways, nor finding thine own pleasure, nor speaking thine own words:
1Kar 13:15 "Eikš su manimi, ­ tarė jam pranašas, ­ ir ko nors užvalgyk. "
1Ki 13:15 Then he said unto him, Come home with me, and eat bread.
Pr 18:1 Viešpats pasirodė prie Mamrės ąžuolų, Abraomui sėdint pačioje dienos kaitroje prie savo palapinės angos.
Ge 18:1 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day;
Pat 23:25 Tebūna laimingi tavo tėvas ir motina; tedžiūgauja tavo gimdytoja.
Pr 23:25 Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare thee shall rejoice.
Ez 27:14 O Bet Togarma mainė į tavo prekes arklius, ristūnus ir mulus.
Eze 27:14 They of the house of Togarmah traded in thy fairs with horses and horsemen and mules.
Ps 102:1 Malda nelaimingo žmogaus, atsidūrusio neviltyje ir liejančio savo skundą Viešpačiui. Viešpatie, išgirsk mano maldą, Viešpatie, ir mano šauksmas tave tepasiekia.
Ps 102:1 Hear my prayer, O LORD, and let my cry come unto thee.
1Krn 11:17 Dovydas ilgesingai prasitarė: "O kad turėčiau bent gurkšnį vandens iš Betliejaus talpyklos ­ iš tos prie vartų! "
1Ch 11:17 And David longed, and said, Oh that one would give me drink of the water of the well of Bethlehem, that is at the gate!
Apd 18:26 Jis drąsiai ėmė skelbti sinagogoje. Išgirdę jį kalbant, Priscilė ir Akvilas pasikvietė pas save ir nuodugniau išaiškino jam Dievo kelią.
Ac 18:26 And he began to speak boldly in the synagogue: whom when Aquila and Priscilla had heard, they took him unto them, and expounded unto him the way of God more perfectly.
Mt 27:16 Tuomet jis turėjo garsų kalinį, vardu Barabą .
Mat 27:16 And they had then a notable prisoner, called Barabbas.
1Sam 15:34 Tada Samuelis nuėjo į Ramą, o Saulius ­ į savo namus Sauliaus Gibėjoje.
1Sa 15:34 Then Samuel went to Ramah; and Saul went up to his house to Gibeah of Saul.
Jn 11:1 Buvo vienas ligonis ­ Lozorius iš Betanijos kaimo, kur gyveno Marija ir jos sesuo Morta.
Jo 11:1 Now a certain man was sick, named Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha.
Iš 32:3 Visi žmonės nusiėmė aukso auskarus, kabojusius ausyse, ir atnešė juos Aaronui.
Ex 32:3 And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.
Mk 10:1 Jėzus, iškeliavęs iš ten, atvyksta į Judėją ir Užjordanę. Ir vėl žmonių būriai skuba pas jį, o jis vėl moko, kaip buvo pratęs.
Mar 10:1 And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.
Jer 28:9 Taigi pranašas, pranašaujantis taiką, gali būti pripažintas tikrai Viešpaties siųstu pranašu tiktai tada, kai jo pranašystė išsipildo. "
Jer 28:9 The prophet which prophesieth of peace, when the word of the prophet shall come to pass, then shall the prophet be known, that the LORD hath truly sent him.
Ez 16:58 Tu turi kęsti bausmę už savo ištvirkavimą ir bjauriuosius nusikaltimus", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Eze 16:58 Thou hast borne thy lewdness and thine abominations, saith the LORD.

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