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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 37:11 Chaldėjų kariuomenei, išsigandusiai faraono kariuomenės, pasitraukus nuo Jeruzalės,
Jer 37:11 And it came to pass, that when the army of the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem for fear of Pharaoh's army,
Lk 6:43 Nėra gero medžio, kuris megztų blogus vaisius, nei vėl netikusio, kuris megztų gerus vaisius.
Lu 6:43 For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Ps 73:2 Bet man beveik kojos buvo pradėjusios pintis, mano žingsniai bemaž buvo ėmę slidinėti,
Ps 73:2 But as for me, my feet were almost gone; my steps had well nigh slipped.
Mk 12:28 Vienas Rašto aiškintojas, girdėjęs jį ginčijantis ir matęs, kaip puikiai Jėzus atsakinėjo priešininkams, paklausė jį: "Koks yra visų pirmasis įsakymas? "
Mar 12:28 And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?
Mk 12:8 Ir nutvėrę nužudė jį ir išmetė laukan iš vynuogyno.
Mar 12:8 And they took him, and killed him, and cast him out of the vineyard.
Koh 2:25 Juk kas be jo turės ko valgyti ir ras pasitenkinimo?
Ec 2:25 For who can eat, or who else can hasten hereunto, more than I?
1Kar 10:17 Jis padarė ir tris šimtus priedangos skydų iš kalstyto aukso; į kiekvieną priedangos skydą suėjo trys minos. Karalius padėjo juos Libano miško rūmuose.
1Ki 10:17 And he made three hundred shields of beaten gold; three pound of gold went to one shield: and the king put them in the house of the forest of Lebanon.
Įst 7:16 Nerodydamas gailesčio, sunaikinsi visas tautas, kurias Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tau atiduoda. Kitiems dievams netarnausi, nes tau tai būtų žabangos.
De 7:16 And thou shalt consume all the people which the LORD thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall have no pity upon them: neither shalt thou serve their gods; for that will be a snare unto thee.
Oz 2:18 Sudarysiu tą dieną sandorą su laukiniais žvėrimis, padangių paukščiais ir žemės ropliais. Sunaikinsiu krašte lanką, kalaviją ir karą, suteiksiu jiems ramų ir saugų poilsį.
Ho 2:18 And in that day will I make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field and with the fowls of heaven, and with the creeping things of the ground: and I will break the bow and the sword and the battle out of the earth, and will make them to lie down safely.
Sk 3:41 Tada paimsi man levitus, ­ aš esu Viešpats ­ vietoj visų izraelitų pirmagimių, taip pat levitų galvijus vietoj visų izraelitų galvijų pirmagimių. "
Nu 3:41 And thou shalt take the Levites for me (I am the LORD) instead of all the firstborn among the children of Israel; and the cattle of the Levites instead of all the firstlings among the cattle of the children of Israel.
Sk 16:21 "Pasitraukite nuo šios bendrijos, kad galėčiau viena akimirka juos sunaikinti. "
Nu 16:21 Separate yourselves from among this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment.
1Kar 16:25 Omris darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, ir elgėsi nedoriau už visus savo pirmtakus.
1Ki 16:25 But Omri wrought evil in the eyes of the LORD, and did worse than all that were before him.
Iš 7:16 Sakyk jam: ‘Viešpats, hebrajų Dievas, atsiuntė mane pas tave pasakyti: ‘Leisk mano tautai eiti, kad galėtų mane pagarbinti dykumoje’. Bet tu iki šiol manęs nepaklausei. ’
Ex 7:16 And thou shalt say unto him, The LORD God of the Hebrews hath sent me unto thee, saying, Let my people go, that they may serve me in the wilderness: and, behold, hitherto thou wouldest not hear.
Ps 89:24 Jį lydės mano ištikimybė ir gerumas, o jo galybė per mano vardą bus išaukštinta.
Ps 89:24 But my faithfulness and my mercy shall be with him: and in my name shall his horn be exalted.
Apd 6:4 o patys toliau atsidėsime maldai ir žodžio tarnybai. "
Ac 6:4 But we will give ourselves continually to prayer, and to the ministry of the word.
Ezd 10:14 Tad teatstovauja mūsų pareigūnai visai bendrijai, o visi mūsų žmonės, vedę svetimtautes moteris, teateina prie jų paskirtu laiku drauge su kiekvieno miesto seniūnais ir teisėjais, kad būtų nugręžtas nuo mūsų degantis Dievo pyktis už šią nuodėmę. "
Ezr 10:14 Let now our rulers of all the congregation stand, and let all them which have taken strange wives in our cities come at appointed times, and with them the elders of every city, and the judges thereof, until the fierce wrath of our God for this matter be turned from us.
1Krn 2:15 šeštas ­ Ocemas ir septintas ­ Dovydas.
1Ch 2:15 Ozem the sixth, David the seventh:
Apr 18:15 Tų daiktų pirkliai, iš jos pralobę, stovės iš tolo, išsigandę jos kentėjimų, verks ir gedės:
Re 18:15 The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing,
Ts 20:29 Tada Izraelis aplink Gibėją išstatė pasalas.
Judg 20:29 And Israel set liers in wait round about Gibeah.
1Kor 6:11 Kai kurie buvote tokie, bet dabar esate nuplauti, pašventinti, išteisinti Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus vardu ir mūsų Dievo Dvasia.
1C 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

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