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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Neh 4:16 Nuo tos dienos pusė mano vaikinų dirbo prie statybos, o kita pusė laikė rankose ietis, skydus, lankus ir šarvus. Pareigūnai stovėjo užnugaryje visų Judo žmonių,
Ne 4:16 And it came to pass from that time forth, that the half of my servants wrought in the work, and the other half of them held both the spears, the shields, and the bows, and the habergeons; and the rulers were behind all the house of Judah.
Jn 6:40 Tokia mano Tėvo valia, kad kiekvienas, kuris regi Sūnų ir tiki jį, turėtų amžinąjį gyvenimą; todėl aš jį prikelsiupaskutiniąją dieną. "
Jo 6:40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.
Sk 34:18 Be to, paimsite po vieną vadą iš kiekvienos giminės kraštui kaip paveldui padalyti.
Nu 34:18 And ye shall take one prince of every tribe, to divide the land by inheritance.
Jn 7:25 Kai kurie Jeruzalės gyventojai klausinėjo: "Ar tik ne šitą nori nužudyti?
Jo 7:25 Then said some of them of Jerusalem, Is not this he, whom they seek to kill?
Iz 19:5 Jūros vandenys nuseks, išdžius nuslūgęs Nilas.
Isa 19:5 And the waters shall fail from the sea, and the river shall be wasted and dried up.
Apd 25:25 Bet aš nustačiau, kad jis nėra padaręs nieko, kas būtų baustina mirtimi. Jam šaukiantis Augusto, nusprendžiau jį ten pasiųsti,
Ac 25:25 But when I found that he had committed nothing worthy of death, and that he himself hath appealed to Augustus, I have determined to send him.
2Krn 18:17 "Argi nesakiau, ­ tarė Izraelio karalius Juozapatui, ­ kad jis nepranašaus apie mane nieko palankaus, bet tik nelaimę? "
2Ch 18:17 And the king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would not prophesy good unto me, but evil?
Job 20:27 Dangus atidengs jo kaltę, ir žemė prieš jį stosis piestu.
Job 20:27 The heaven shall reveal his iniquity; and the earth shall rise up against him.
Pat 3:15 Ji brangesnė už brangakmenius, visi tavo turtai negali jai prilygti.
Pr 3:15 She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her.
Jer 40:11 Taip pat visi judėjai Moabe bei gyvenę Amone, Edome ir kituose kraštuose išgirdo, kad Babilono karalius paliko likutį Judo krašte ir paskyrė Šafano sūnaus Ahikamo sūnų Gedaliją jų valdytoju.
Jer 40:11 Likewise when all the Jews that were in Moab, and among the Ammonites, and in Edom, and that were in all the countries, heard that the king of Babylon had left a remnant of Judah, and that he had set over them Gedaliah the son of Ahikam the son of Shaphan;
1Pt 4:4 Todėl jiems stebėtina, kad jūs nebebėgate kartu su jais pasinerti į tą patį palaidumo verpetą, ir jie piktžodžiauja.
1P 4:4 Wherein they think it strange that ye run not with them to the same excess of riot, speaking evil of you:
Apd 11:9 Bet balsas iš dangaus prabilo antrą kartą: ‘Ką Dievas apvalė, tu nevadink suteptu! ’
Ac 11:9 But the voice answered me again from heaven, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
1Sam 19:14 Kai Saulius atsiuntė pasiuntinius Dovydo suimti, ji sakė: "Jis serga. "
1Sa 19:14 And when Saul sent messengers to take David, she said, He is sick.
Kun 27:14 Jei kas pašvenčia savo namus Viešpačiui, kunigas nustatys namų vertę pagal jų geras ir blogas savybes. Kokią kainą kunigas nustatys, tokia ir bus.
Le 27:14 And when a man shall sanctify his house to be holy unto the LORD, then the priest shall estimate it, whether it be good or bad: as the priest shall estimate it, so shall it stand.
Joz 9:1 Kai ši žinia pasiekė karalius į vakarus nuo Jordano, aukštumų srityje, Šefeloje ir palei visą Didžiosios jūros krantą Libano link, hetitų, amoritų, kanaaniečių, perizų, hivų ir jebusiečių kraštą,
Jos 9:1 And it came to pass, when all the kings which were on this side Jordan, in the hills, and in the valleys, and in all the coasts of the great sea over against Lebanon, the Hittite, and the Amorite, the Canaanite, the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite, heard thereof;
Iz 29:24 Tuomet klaidžiojantiems dvasia grįš išmanymas, murmantieji leisis pamokomi.
Isa 29:24 They also that erred in spirit shall come to understanding, and they that murmured shall learn doctrine.
Jer 16:11 tu jiems atsakysi: ‘Todėl, kad jūsų tėvai mane paliko, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Jie sekė svetimus dievus, jiems tarnavo ir juos garbino, o mane paliko ir nesilaikė mano Įstatymo.
Jer 16:11 Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;
Mk 12:19 "Mokytojau, Mozė yra mums parašęs: Jei kieno brolis mirtų ir paliktų žmoną, o nepaliktų vaikų, tuomet jo brolis tegul veda našlę ir pažadina savo broliui palikuonių.
Mar 12:19 Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
Kun 11:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei ir Aaronui, tardamas:
Le 11:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
Jok 3:4 Štai kad ir laivai: nors jie tokie dideli ir smarkių vėjų genami, mažytis vairas juos pakreipia, kur nori vairininkas.
Ja 3:4 Behold also the ships, which though they be so great, and are driven of fierce winds, yet are they turned about with a very small helm, whithersoever the governor listeth.

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