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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 3:7 Nebūk išmintingas tik savo paties akyse; pagarbiai bijok Viešpaties ir venk pikta.
Pr 3:7 Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil.
Įst 29:29 Tai, kas paslėpta, priklauso Viešpačiui, mūsų Dievui, bet tai, kas apreikšta, amžinai yra mums ir mūsų vaikams, kad laikytumėmės visų šio Įstatymo žodžių. ’
De 29:29 The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.
Job 41:4 Argi jis sudarys sandorą su tavimi, ar priimsi jį kaip amžiną vergą?
Job 41:4 Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?
1Krn 3:24 Eljoenajo sūnūs: Hodavijas, Eljašibas, Pelaja, Akubas, Johananas, Delaja ir Ananis, iš viso septyni.
1Ch 3:24 And the sons of Elioenai were, Hodaiah, and Eliashib, and Pelaiah, and Akkub, and Johanan, and Dalaiah, and Anani, seven.
Ps 108:10 Kas atves mane į sutvirtintą miestą? Kas ves mane į Edomą?
Ps 108:10 Who will bring me into the strong city? who will lead me into Edom?
Lk 1:3 Taip pat ir aš, rūpestingai viską nuo pradžios ištyręs, nusprendžiau surašyti tau, garbingasis Teofili, sutvarkytą pasakojimą,
Lu 1:3 It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,
Įst 23:3 Joks amonitas ar moabitas nebus priimtas į Viešpaties sueigą. Net iki dešimtos kartos nė vienas jų palikuonių nebus priimtas į Viešpaties sueigą
De 23:3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:
2Sam 3:31 Tada Dovydas tarė Joabui ir visiems su juo buvusiems žmonėms: "Persiplėškite drabužius, apsijuoskite ašutinėmis ir raudokite Abnero. " Karalius ėjo paskui karstą.
2Sa 3:31 And David said to Joab, and to all the people that were with him, Rend your clothes, and gird you with sackcloth, and mourn before Abner. And king David himself followed the bier.
Pat 15:13 Laiminga širdis pralinksmina veidą, o kenčianti palaužia dvasią.
Pr 15:13 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.
Jn 16:26 Tą dieną jūs prašysite mano vardu, ir aš net nesakau, kad aš prašysiu Tėvą už jus;
Jo 16:26 At that day ye shall ask in my name: and I say not unto you, that I will pray the Father for you:
Iz 19:6 Dvoks jo kanalai, Egipto upės nuseks ir išdžius. Nuvys nendrės ir meldai,
Isa 19:6 And they shall turn the rivers far away; and the brooks of defence shall be emptied and dried up: the reeds and flags shall wither.
Iš 23:18 Neatnašausi mano aukų kraujo su rauginta duona nei paliksi mano iškilmės aukų taukus ligi ryto.
Ex 23:18 Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leavened bread; neither shall the fat of my sacrifice remain until the morning.
Pat 4:1 Vaikai, klausykitės tėvo pamokymo, būkite atidūs, kad suprastumėte,
Pr 4:1 Hear, ye children, the instruction of a father, and attend to know understanding.
Įst 33:7 Apie Judą jis sakė: "Viešpatie, išgirsk Judo balsąir parvesk jį pas savo tautą. Sustiprink jo rankasir padėk jam susidūrus su priešais. "
De 33:7 And this is the blessing of Judah: and he said, Hear, LORD, the voice of Judah, and bring him unto his people: let his hands be sufficient for him; and be thou an help to him from his enemies.
Sk 19:21 Tai bus jiems amžinas įstatas. Be to, kas pašlakstė apvalymo vandeniu, išsiskalbs drabužius, o kas paliečia apvalymo vandenį, bus nešvarus iki vakaro.
Nu 19:21 And it shall be a perpetual statute unto them, that he that sprinkleth the water of separation shall wash his clothes; and he that toucheth the water of separation shall be unclean until even.
Lk 3:25 sūnaus Matatijo, sūnaus Amoso, sūnaus Naumo, sūnaus Heslio, sūnaus Nagajo,
Lu 3:25 Which was the son of Mattathias, which was the son of Amos, which was the son of Naum, which was the son of Esli, which was the son of Nagge,
Neh 8:17 Visa iš nelaisvės sugrįžusiųjų bendrija pasistatė palapines ir gyveno palapinėse. Taip izraelitai nebuvo darę nuo Nūno sūnaus Jozuės dienų iki tos dienos, todėl buvo be galo daug džiaugsmo.
Ne 8:17 And all the congregation of them that were come again out of the captivity made booths, and sat under the booths: for since the days of Jeshua the son of Nun unto that day had not the children of Israel done so. And there was very great gladness.
Pr 42:7 Pamatęs savo brolius, Juozapas juos atpažino, bet elgėsi kaip svetimas ir kalbėjo šiurkščiai. "Iš kur atėjote? " ­ klausė. Jie atsakė: "Iš Kanaano krašto maisto pirkti. "
Ge 42:7 And Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but made himself strange unto them, and spake roughly unto them; and he said unto them, Whence come ye? And they said, From the land of Canaan to buy food.
Įst 14:21 Kas nugaišęs, to nevalgysite. Gaišeną valgyti gali duoti ateiviui, gyvenančiam tavo mieste, ar parduoti svetimšaliui, nes tu esi tauta, pašvęsta Viešpačiui, savo Dievui. Nevirsi ožiuko jo motinos piene.
De 14:21 Ye shall not eat of anything that dieth of itself: thou shalt give it unto the stranger that is in thy gates, that he may eat it; or thou mayest sell it unto an alien: for thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
Mt 9:22 Jėzus, atsigręžęs ir ją pamatęs, tarė: "Nenusimink, dukterie, tavo tikėjimas išgydė tave. " Ir tą pačią akimirką moteris pagijo.
Mat 9:22 But Jesus turned him about, and when he saw her, he said, Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole. And the woman was made whole from that hour.

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