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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 27:19 Jis atsigula su turtais paskutinį kartą, o kai atveria akis, jie jau dingę.
Job 27:19 The rich man shall lie down, but he shall not be gathered: he openeth his eyes, and he is not.
Jer 3:7 Aš maniau: ‘Po to, kai visa tai padarė, galop ji sugrįš pas mane. ’ Bet ji negrįžo. Ana neištikimoji jos sesuo, Judo karalystė, tai matė.
Jer 3:7 And I said after she had done all these things, Turn thou unto me. But she returned not. And her treacherous sister Judah saw it.
Sk 15:5 Be to, su deginamąja ar kitokia auka atnašausi ketvirtadalį hino vyno kaip liejamąją atnašą su kiekviena avimi.
Nu 15:5 And the fourth part of an hin of wine for a drink offering shalt thou prepare with the burnt offering or sacrifice, for one lamb.
2Kar 14:17 Judo karaliaus Jehoašo sūnus Amacijas gyveno penkiolika metų po Izraelio karaliaus Jehoahazo sūnaus Jehoašo mirties.
2Ki 14:17 And Amaziah the son of Joash king of Judah lived after the death of Jehoash son of Jehoahaz king of Israel fifteen years.
Rom 2:29 Tiktai tas yra žydas, kuris toksai viduje, ir tiktai tuomet yra apipjaustymas, kai širdis apipjaustyta dvasioje, o ne pagal raidę. Tokiam ir gyrius ne iš žmonių, bet iš Dievo.
Ro 2:29 But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.
Įst 31:23 Tada Viešpats įpareigojo Nūno sūnų Jozuę ir tarė: "Būk stiprus ir ryžtingas, nes tu įvesi izraelitus į kraštą, kurį aš jiems pažadėjau. Aš būsiu su tavimi. "
De 31:23 And he gave Joshua the son of Nun a charge, and said, Be strong and of a good courage: for thou shalt bring the children of Israel into the land which I sware unto them: and I will be with thee.
Mt 3:15 Bet Jėzus jam atsakė: "Šį kartą paklausyk! Taip mudviem dera atlikti visa, kas reikalinga teisumui. " Tada Jonas sutiko.
Mat 3:15 And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him.
Jn 7:15 Žydai stebėjosi ir sakė: "Iš kur jis išmano Raštą, visai nesimokęs? "
Jo 7:15 And the Jews marvelled, saying, How knoweth this man letters, having never learned?
Jer 17:4 Dėl savo elgesio prarasi paveldą, kurį tau daviau. Padarysiu tave vergu priešų krašte, kurio tu nepažįsti, nes mano pyktis užkūrė ugnį, kuri degs amžinai. "
Jer 17:4 And thou, even thyself, shalt discontinue from thine heritage that I gave thee; and I will cause thee to serve thine enemies in the land which thou knowest not: for ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn for ever.
Apd 9:2 ir išgavo raštus Damasko sinagogoms, kad, užtikęs to kelio sekėjus vyrus ir moteris, galėtų juos suiminėti ir gabenti į Jeruzalę.
Ac 9:2 And desired of him letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if he found any of this way, whether they were men or women, he might bring them bound unto Jerusalem.
Sk 4:37 Tiek buvo sąraše įrašytų iš kehatų kilčių, ėjusių tarnybą Susitikimo Palapinėje. Mozė ir Aaronas įtraukė juos į sąrašą, vykdydami Mozei duotą Viešpaties įsakymą.
Nu 4:37 These were they that were numbered of the families of the Kohathites, all that might do service in the tabernacle of the congregation, which Moses and Aaron did number according to the commandment of the LORD by the hand of Moses.
Jer 43:5 Užuot pasilikę, Kareacho sūnus Johananas ir visi karių vadai išsivedė visą Judo likutį, visus sugrįžusius iš įvairių tautų, tarp kurių buvo išblaškyti, ir apsigyvenusius Judo krašte ­
Jer 43:5 But Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces, took all the remnant of Judah, that were returned from all nations, whither they had been driven, to dwell in the land of Judah;
1Sam 22:12 Tada karalius tarė: "Klausykis atidžiai, Ahitubo sūnau! " ­ "Aš čia, mano viešpatie! " ­ atsiliepė šis.
1Sa 22:12 And Saul said, Hear now, thou son of Ahitub. And he answered, Here I am, my lord.
1Kar 13:15 "Eikš su manimi, ­ tarė jam pranašas, ­ ir ko nors užvalgyk. "
1Ki 13:15 Then he said unto him, Come home with me, and eat bread.
Koh 9:8 Tebūna tavo drabužiai visuomet šviežiai išskalbti, tenestokoja tavo galva kvapaus aliejaus!
Ec 9:8 Let thy garments be always white; and let thy head lack no ointment.
Kun 23:24 "Taip kalbėk izraelitams: ‘Septinto mėnesio pirmą dieną švęsite visiško poilsio dieną šventa sueiga, pažymėta rago skardėjimu.
Le 23:24 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, In the seventh month, in the first day of the month, shall ye have a sabbath, a memorial of blowing of trumpets, an holy convocation.
Mt 1:4 Aramui gimė Aminadabas, Aminadabui gimė Naasonas , Naasonui gimė Salmonas .
Mat 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;
1Krn 3:6 Paskui ­ Ibharas, Elišama, Elifeletas,
1Ch 3:6 Ibhar also, and Elishama, and Eliphelet,
2Sam 20:3 Dovydas parvyko į savo rūmus Jeruzalėje. Karalius paėmė anas dešimt sugulovių, paliktų rūpintis rūmais, uždarė jas į saugomus namus ir ten jas aprūpino, bet pas jas nebeidavo. Taigi jos liko atskirtos iki savo mirties dienos kaip gyvanašlės.
2Sa 20:3 And David came to his house at Jerusalem; and the king took the ten women his concubines, whom he had left to keep the house, and put them in ward, and fed them, but went not in unto them. So they were shut up unto the day of their death, living in widowhood.
Iz 60:11 Tavo vartai visuomet bus atverti; jie nebus užkelti nei dieną, nei naktį, kad galėtų įeiti nešantys tau tautų turtusir jų karaliai per eitynes.
Isa 60:11 Therefore thy gates shall be open continually; they shall not be shut day nor night; that men may bring unto thee the forces of the Gentiles, and that their kings may be brought.

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