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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ef 5:26 kad ją pašventintų, nuplaudamas valančiu vandeniu per žodį,
Ep 5:26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
Pr 44:5 Argi ne iš jos mano viešpats geria ir argi ne ją paprastai naudoja būrimams? Taip darydami, nedorai pasielgėte. ’"
Ge 44:5 Is not this it in which my lord drinketh, and whereby indeed he divineth? ye have done evil in so doing.
Gal 1:21 Paskui išvykau į Sirijos ir Kilikijos sritis.
Ga 1:21 Afterwards I came into the regions of Syria and Cilicia;
1Kor 9:17 Jeigu tai daryčiau savo valia, gaučiau atlygį; bet kadangi darau ne savo valia, atlieku tik man patikėtą tarnybą.
1C 9:17 For if I do this thing willingly, I have a reward: but if against my will, a dispensation of the gospel is committed unto me.
Sk 18:3 Jie tetarnauja jums ir tesirūpina visa Palapine, tačiau tenesiartina nei prie šventyklos reikmenų, nei prie aukuro, kad jūs ir jie nenumirtumėte.
Nu 18:3 And they shall keep thy charge, and the charge of all the tabernacle: only they shall not come nigh the vessels of the sanctuary and the altar, that neither they, nor ye also, die.
Iš 16:36 Omeras yra dešimtoji efos dalis.
Ex 16:36 Now an omer is the tenth part of an ephah.
Ez 28:16 Per savo plačiąją prekybątu prisipildei smurto ir nusidėjai, todėl varau tave toli nuo Dievo kalno. Ir kerubas išskėstais ir serginčiais sparnaisnuvarė tave nuo ugningųjų akmenų.
Eze 28:16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.
Ps 61:1 Choro vadovui. Su styginiu instrumentu. Dovydo. O Dieve, išgirsk mano šauksmą, klausykis mano maldos!
Ps 61:1 Hear my cry, O God; attend unto my prayer.
Dan 9:2 pirmais jo valdymo metais, aš, Danielius, stengiausi suvokti knygose, kaip pagal pranašą Jeremiją pasiekusį Viešpaties žodį skaičiuoti metus, po kurių turėjo baigtis Jeruzalės nuniokojimas, būtent septyniasdešimt metų.
Da 9:2 In the first year of his reign I Daniel understood by books the number of the years, whereof the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah the prophet, that he would accomplish seventy years in the desolations of Jerusalem.
Hab 3:16 Girdžiu ir drebu visu kūnu; išgirdus balsą, virpa mano lūpos. Suguro mano kaulai, netvirti tapo mano žingsniai. Vis dėlto ramiai laukiu dienos, kuri atneš nelaimęmus puolančiai tautai.
Hab 3:16 When I heard, my belly trembled; my lips quivered at the voice: rottenness entered into my bones, and I trembled in myself, that I might rest in the day of trouble: when he cometh up unto the people, he will invade them with his troops.
Apd 3:15 Jūs nužudėte gyvybės kūrėją, kurį Dievas prikėlė iš numirusių, ir mes esame to liudytojai.
Ac 3:15 And killed the Prince of life, whom God hath raised from the dead; whereof we are witnesses.
Ps 48:5 Vos pamatę jį, jie apstulbo; siaubo apimti, jie puolė bėgti.
Ps 48:5 They saw it, and so they marvelled; they were troubled, and hasted away.
Ts 11:27 Aš tau nenusidėjau, bet tu, kariaudamas prieš mane, darai man didelę skriaudą. Viešpats, kuris teisia, tesprendžia izraelitų ir amonitų bylą! "
Judg 11:27 Wherefore I have not sinned against thee, but thou doest me wrong to war against me: the LORD the Judge be judge this day between the children of Israel and the children of Ammon.
Mk 2:1 Po kelių dienų, kai Jėzus vėl atėjo į Kafarnaumą, žmonės išgirdo jį esant namuose,
Mar 2:1 And again he entered into Capernaum after some days; and it was noised that he was in the house.
Mt 16:11 Tad kaip nesusivokiate, jog kalbėjau jums ne apie duoną. Fariziejų ir sadukiejų raugo saugokitės! "
Mat 16:11 How is it that ye do not understand that I spake it not to you concerning bread, that ye should beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees?
Ps 31:19 Koks nuostabus tavo gerumas, sukauptas tiems, kurie tavęs pagarbiai bijo, ir teikiamas tiems, kurie ieško tavo užuovėjos, visiems žmonėms matant!
Ps 31:19 Oh how great is thy goodness, which thou hast laid up for them that fear thee; which thou hast wrought for them that trust in thee before the sons of men!
Ts 9:22 Abimelechas karaliavo Izraelyje trejus metus.
Judg 9:22 When Abimelech had reigned three years over Israel,
Pr 34:16 Tada mes duosime jums savo dukteris ir imsime sau jūsų dukteris, kursimės tarp jūsų ir tapsime viena tauta.
Ge 34:16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people.
Jer 9:25 "Žiūrėkite! Ateis dienos, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kai aš pašauksiu atsiskaityti visus apipjaustytuosius tik kūnu:
Jer 9:25 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised;
Jn 15:5 Aš esu vynmedis, o jūs šakelės. Kas pasilieka manyje ir aš jame, tas duoda daug vaisių; nuo manęs atsiskyrę, jūs negalite nieko nuveikti.
Jo 15:5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.

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