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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 13:7 Atsiminkite savo vadovus, kurie jums paskelbė Dievo žodį. Įsižiūrėkite į jų gyvenimo pabaigą, sekite jų tikėjimu.
He 13:7 Remember them which have the rule over you, who have spoken unto you the word of God: whose faith follow, considering the end of their conversation.
Ts 20:30 Ir trečią dieną izraelitai išėjo prieš Benjamino giminės vyrus ir kaip anksčiau sustojo į kovos rikiuotę prie Gibėjos.
Judg 20:30 And the children of Israel went up against the children of Benjamin on the third day, and put themselves in array against Gibeah, as at other times.
Neh 10:21 Mešezabelis, Cadokas, Jadūva,
Ne 10:21 Meshezabeel, Zadok, Jaddua,
Ps 121:7 Viešpats saugos tave nuo viso, kas pikta, jis saugos tavo gyvastį.
Ps 121:7 The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.
Ps 105:22 kad lavintų pareigūnus būti tokius kaip jisir mokytų didžiūnus išminties.
Ps 105:22 To bind his princes at his pleasure; and teach his senators wisdom.
Joz 11:6 O Viešpats tarė Jozuei: "Nebijok! Rytoj šiuo laiku aš paguldysiu juos visus užmuštus Izraelio akivaizdoje. Tu turi suluošinti jų žirgus ir sudeginti jų kovos vežimus. "
Jos 11:6 And the LORD said unto Joshua, Be not afraid because of them: for to morrow about this time will I deliver them up all slain before Israel: thou shalt hough their horses, and burn their chariots with fire.
Mt 27:47 Kai kurie iš ten stovėjusių išgirdę sakė, jog jis šaukiąsis Elijo.
Mat 27:47 Some of them that stood there, when they heard that, said, This man calleth for Elias.
Mk 7:29 Tuomet jis tarė: "Dėl šitų žodžių eik namo; demonas jau išėjęs iš tavo dukters. "
Mar 7:29 And he said unto her, For this saying go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter.
2Kar 1:16 Jam tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Kadangi tu siuntei teirautis pasiuntinius pas Ekrono dievą Baal Zebubą, lyg nebūtų Dievo Izraelyje, iš lovos, į kurią atgulei, neišlipsi ir turėsi mirti. " Ahazijas mirė pagal Dievo žodį, ištartą per Eliją.
2Ki 1:16 And he said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Forasmuch as thou hast sent messengers to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron, is it not because there is no God in Israel to enquire of his word? therefore thou shalt not come down off that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
Įst 4:49 drauge su visa Araba rytinėje Jordano pusėje iki pat Arabos jūros Pisgos šlaitų papėdėje.
De 4:49 And all the plain on this side Jordan eastward, even unto the sea of the plain, under the springs of Pisgah.
Job 37:13 Ar kaip rykštė, ar kaip malonė žemei ­jis padaro, kad tai atsitinka.
Job 37:13 He causeth it to come, whether for correction, or for his land, or for mercy.
Ef 2:6 prikėlė ir pasodino danguje Kristuje Jėzuje,
Ep 2:6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:
Kun 27:4 Jei tai būtų moteris, jos tolygi vertė yra trisdešimt šekelių.
Le 27:4 And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
2Sam 24:20 Arauna apsižvalgęs pamatė besiartinantį karalių ir jo dvariškius. Jis išėjo ir puolė kniūbsčias ant žemės karaliui prie kojų.
2Sa 24:20 And Araunah looked, and saw the king and his servants coming on toward him: and Araunah went out, and bowed himself before the king on his face upon the ground.
Mt 5:43 Jūs esate girdėję, jog buvo pasakyta: Mylėk savo artimą ir nekęsk priešo.
Mat 5:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
Įst 30:11 Tikrai šis įsakymas, kurį šiandien tau duodu, nėra tau nei per sunkus, nei per tolimas.
De 30:11 For this commandment which I command thee this day, it is not hidden from thee, neither is it far off.
2Kar 7:20 Taip jam iš tikrųjų ir atsitiko. Žmonės jį sumindžiojo vartuose, ir jis mirė.
2Ki 7:20 And so it fell out unto him: for the people trode upon him in the gate, and he died.
1Kar 2:45 O karalius Saliamonas bus palaimintas, ir Dovydo sostas išliks Viešpaties akivaizdoje amžinai! "
1Ki 2:45 And king Solomon shall be blessed, and the throne of David shall be established before the LORD for ever.
Sk 7:26 aukso lėkštė, sverianti dešimt šekelių, pilna smilkalų,
Nu 7:26 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
Įst 28:42 Visi tavo medžiai ir tavo žemės derlius bus vabzdžių grobis.
De 28:42 All thy trees and fruit of thy land shall the locust consume.

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