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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 45:10 Įsikursi Gošeno šalyje ir būsi arti manęs ­ ir tu, ir tavo vaikai bei tavo vaikaičiai, ir tavo kaimenės bei bandos, ir visa, ką tik turi.
Ge 45:10 And thou shalt dwell in the land of Goshen, and thou shalt be near unto me, thou, and thy children, and thy children's children, and thy flocks, and thy herds, and all that thou hast:
Dan 11:28 Jis pasuks į savo kraštą su gausybe turtų, bet jo širdis bus nusiteikusi prieš šventąją sandorą. Jis pasielgs pagal savo norą ir sugrįš į savo kraštą.
Da 11:28 Then shall he return into his land with great riches; and his heart shall be against the holy covenant; and he shall do exploits, and return to his own land.
Ef 3:8 Man, iš visų šventųjų mažiausiajam, atiteko malonė skelbti pagonims nesuvokiamus Kristaus turtus
Ep 3:8 Unto me, who am less than the least of all saints, is this grace given, that I should preach among the Gentiles the unsearchable riches of Christ;
Ps 140:5 Įžūlieji paspendė man žabangas su virvėmis, paspendė pinkles ant mano takoir stato man žabangas. Sela.
Ps 140:5 The proud have hid a snare for me, and cords; they have spread a net by the wayside; they have set gins for me. Selah.
Kun 7:4 abudu inkstai su jų taukais prie paslėpsnių ir kepenų lezgis, kuris turi būti išimtas drauge su inkstais.
Le 7:4 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them, which is by the flanks, and the caul that is above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away:
1Kar 8:58 Tepalenkia mūsų širdis į save, kad eitume visais jo keliais ir laikytumės jo įsakymų, įstatų ir įsakų, duotų mūsų protėviams.
1Ki 8:58 That he may incline our hearts unto him, to walk in all his ways, and to keep his commandments, and his statutes, and his judgments, which he commanded our fathers.
Fil 2:28 Taigi aš jį skubiai siunčiu, kad, jį pamatę, pradžiugtumėte ir aš taip neliūdėčiau.
Phil 2:28 I sent him therefore the more carefully, that, when ye see him again, ye may rejoice, and that I may be the less sorrowful.
Kun 25:12 nes tai jubiliejaus metai. Jums bus jie šventi; galite valgyti tik tai, ką išaugina pati dirva.
Le 25:12 For it is the jubile; it shall be holy unto you: ye shall eat the increase thereof out of the field.
Neh 9:8 Radęs jo širdį esant tau ištikimą, sudarei su juo Sandorą, kad duosi jam ir jo palikuonimskanaaniečių, hetitų, amoritų, perizų, jebusiečių ir girgašų kraštą. Savo pažadą tu įvykdei, nes esi teisus.
Ne 9:8 And foundest his heart faithful before thee, and madest a covenant with him to give the land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Jebusites, and the Girgashites, to give it, I say, to his seed, and hast performed thy words; for thou art righteous:
Kun 8:27 Juos visus sudėjo Aaronui ir jo sūnums ant delnų, liepdamas pakylėti kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Le 8:27 And he put all upon Aaron's hands, and upon his sons' hands, and waved them for a wave offering before the LORD.
Pat 31:16 ז Ji apžiūri ūkį ir jį nuperka, iš savo rankų uždarbio įveisia vynuogyną.
Pr 31:16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
2Sam 23:10 o jis kovojo, guldydamas filistinus, kol pavargo jo žastai ir ranka sustingo prie kalavijo. Tą dieną Viešpats suteikė didelę pergalę. Tada visi pabėgusieji kariai sugrįžo pas jį, bet jau tik apiplėšti negyvųjų.
2Sa 23:10 He arose, and smote the Philistines until his hand was weary, and his hand clave unto the sword: and the LORD wrought a great victory that day; and the people returned after him only to spoil.
1Kor 5:13 Svetimuosius teis Dievas. Pašalinkite piktadarį iš savo pačių tarpo.
1C 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
Ts 4:9 "Gerai! Eisiu su tavimi, ­ atsakė ji, ­ tačiau žinok, kad kelias, kuriuo eini, nenuves tavęs į garbę, nes Viešpats atiduos Siserą į moters rankas. " Taigi Debora pakilo ir nuėjo su Baraku į Kedešą.
Judg 4:9 And she said, I will surely go with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the LORD shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman. And Deborah arose, and went with Barak to Kedesh.
Jer 49:33 Hacoras taps šakalų lindyne, amžina dykyne. Niekas ten nebegyvens, joks žmogus nebesikurs ten gyventi. "
Jer 49:33 And Hazor shall be a dwelling for dragons, and a desolation for ever: there shall no man abide there, nor any son of man dwell in it.
Pr 31:53 Tegu Abraomo Dievas ir Nahoro Dievas, jų tėvų Dievas, būna mūsų teisėjas. " Jokūbas prisiekė savo tėvo Izaoko Baime.
Ge 31:53 The God of Abraham, and the God of Nahor, the God of their father, judge betwixt us. And Jacob sware by the fear of his father Isaac.
Jok 5:4 Štai šaukia jūsų laukus nuvaliusių darbininkų užmokestis, kurį jūs nusukote, pjovėjų aimanos prasiskverbė į Galybių Viešpaties ausis.
Ja 5:4 Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.
Mt 19:9 Taigi aš jums sakau: kas atleidžia žmoną ­ jei ne dėl ištvirkavimo ­ ir veda kitą, svetimauja . "
Mat 19:9 And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
Jer 36:2 "Paimk ritinį ir surašyk jame visus žodžius, kuriuos tau kalbėjau apie Izraelį ir apie Judą, ir apie visas tautas nuo to laiko, kai pirmąkart tau kalbėjau Jošijo dienomis, iki šiandien.
Jer 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.
1Sam 21:2 Dovydas atėjo į Nobą pas kunigą Ahimelechą. Išsigandęs Ahimelechas išėjo Dovydo pasitikti. "Kodėl tu ateini vienas? ­ tarė jis. ­ Kodėl nėra nieko kito su tavimi? " ­ klausė.
1Sa 21:2 And David said unto Ahimelech the priest, The king hath commanded me a business, and hath said unto me, Let no man know any thing of the business whereabout I send thee, and what I have commanded thee: and I have appointed my servants to such and such a place.

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