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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 13:34 Bus kaip su žmogumi, kuris iškeliavo svetur, paliko namus ir davė tarnams įgaliojimus, kiekvienam paskyręs darbą, o durininkui įsakė budėti.
Mar 13:34 For the Son of Man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch.
Iz 46:9 Atminkite, kas buvo anksčiau, senų senais laikais: aš esu Dievas, ir nėra kito; aš ­ Dievas, ir nėra tokio kaip aš.
Isa 46:9 Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me,
Est 1:22 Jis išsiuntė laiškus į visas karaliaus valdas, kiekvienai sričiai jos raštu ir kiekvienai tautai jos kalba, pareikšdamas, kad kiekvienas vyras turi būti šeimininkas savo namuose.
Es 1:22 For he sent letters into all the king's provinces, into every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language, that every man should bear rule in his own house, and that it should be published according to the language of every people.
1Sam 19:9 Todėl pikta dvasia iš Viešpaties apėmė Saulių. Tuo metu jis sėdėjo savo namuose su ietimi rankoje, o Dovydas grojo lyra.
1Sa 19:9 And the evil spirit from the LORD was upon Saul, as he sat in his house with his javelin in his hand: and David played with his hand.
1Sam 2:22 Bet Elis jau buvo labai senas. Girdėdamas visa, ką jo sūnūs darė visam Izraeliui ir kaip jie sueidavo su moterimis, tarnaujančiomis prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę,
1Sa 2:22 Now Eli was very old, and heard all that his sons did unto all Israel; and how they lay with the women that assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
1Kor 9:1 Ar aš ne laisvas? ar aš ne apaštalas? argi nesu regėjęs mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus? ar jūs ne mano darbo vaisius Viešpatyje?
1C 9:1 Am I am not an apostle? am I not free? have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? are not ye my work in the Lord?
Sk 10:15 Cuaro sūnus Netanelis vedė Isacharo giminės gretas;
Nu 10:15 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Issachar was Nethaneel the son of Zuar.
Jon 1:4 Bet Viešpats užleido šėlstantį vėją, jūroje kilo baisi audra, ir laivui grėsė pavojus sudužti.
Jon 1:4 But the LORD sent out a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken.
1Krn 14:11 Tad jis nužygiavo į Baal Peracimus. Ten Dovydas juos nugalėjo. "Pro mano priešus Dievas prasiveržė mano ranka, kaip prasiveržia vanduo", ­ tarė Dovydas. Todėl ta vieta vadinama Baal Peracimais.
1Ch 14:11 So they came up to Baalperazim; and David smote them there. Then David said, God hath broken in upon mine enemies by mine hand like the breaking forth of waters: therefore they called the name of that place Baalperazim.
Iz 24:20 Žemė kaip girta svyruos, kaip sargo pašiūrė sverdės. Jos nuodėmės ją slegia; ji parpuls po jų naštair nepajėgs atsikelti. "
Isa 24:20 The earth shall reel to and fro like a drunkard, and shall be removed like a cottage; and the transgression thereof shall be heavy upon it; and it shall fall, and not rise again.
Mt 21:44 Kas nukris ant to akmens, tas suduš, o ant ko akmuo užgrius, tas bus sutriuškintas. "
Mat 21:44 And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
1Krn 15:9 iš Hebrono sūnų ­ jų didžiūną Elielį su aštuoniasdešimt giminaičių;
1Ch 15:9 Of the sons of Hebron; Eliel the chief, and his brethren fourscore:
Lk 11:11 Kur jūs matėte tokį tėvą, kad duonos prašančiam vaikui duotų akmenį? ! Ar prašančiam žuvies atkištų gyvatę?
Lu 11:11 If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent?
1Krn 4:4 Penuelis buvo Gedoro tėvas, o Ezeras ­ Hušos tėvas. Tai Hūro, Efratos pirmagimio, Betliejaus tėvo, sūnūs.
1Ch 4:4 And Penuel the father of Gedor, and Ezer the father of Hushah. These are the sons of Hur, the firstborn of Ephratah, the father of Bethlehem.
Kol 1:23 Tik ištverkite tikėjime įsitvirtinę bei įsišakniję ir nesiduokite atitraukiami nuo vilties Evangelijos, kurią išgirdote, kuri paskelbta visai Kūrinijai po dangumi ir kurios tarnas aš, Paulius, esu.
Co 1:23 If ye continue in the faith grounded and settled, and be not moved away from the hope of the gospel, which ye have heard, and which was preached to every creature which is under heaven; whereof I Paul am made a minister;
Iz 47:5 Sėdėk tyli, pasitrauk į patamsį, chaldėjų dukterie! Karalysčių viešpate nebūsi daugiau vadinama.
Isa 47:5 Sit thou silent, and get thee into darkness, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called, The lady of kingdoms.
Pr 22:9 Atėjo jiedu į vietą, apie kurią buvo kalbėjęs Dievas. Abraomas pastatė ten aukurą ir sukrovė malkas. Jis surišo savo sūnų Izaoką ir paguldė jį ant aukure sukrautų malkų.
Ge 22:9 And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood.
Pr 21:1 Viešpats pasielgė su Sara, kaip buvo sakęs, ir įvykdė, ką buvo pažadėjęs.
Ge 21:1 And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken.
Pr 13:2 Dabar Abromas turėjo labai daug galvijų, sidabro ir aukso.
Ge 13:2 And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.
Jok 2:4 Argi jūs nesate šališki, argi netampate kreivais sumetimais besivadovaujančiais teisėjais?
Ja 2:4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?

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