Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
Sk 28:19 Atnašausite ugninę auką ­ deginamąją auką Viešpačiui: du jautukus, vieną aviną ir septynis metinius avinėlius. Žiūrėk, kad jie būtų sveiki.
Nu 28:19 But ye shall offer a sacrifice made by fire for a burnt offering unto the LORD; two young bullocks, and one ram, and seven lambs of the first year: they shall be unto you without blemish:
Pr 11:16 Eberas buvo trisdešimt ketverių metų, kai jam gimė Pelegas.
Ge 11:16 And Eber lived four and thirty years, and begat Peleg:
Lk 19:31 O jeigu kas paklaustų: ‘Kam jį atrišate? ’ ­ atsakykite: ‘Jo reikia Viešpačiui. ’"
Lu 19:31 And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him.
1Kor 6:8 Deja, jūs patys darote neteisybę bei skriaudžiate, ir dar brolius!
1C 6:8 Nay, ye do wrong, and defraud, and that your brethren.
Mt 8:32 Ir jis jiems tarė: "Eikite! " Tuomet demonai išėjo ir apniko kiaules. Ir štai visa kaimenė metėsi nuo skardžio į ežerą ir gavo galą vilnyse.
Mat 8:32 And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
Ps 15:4 kas laiko niekam tikusiu, ką Dievas atmeta, o Viešpaties bijančius gerbia, kas net nuostolį patirdamas laikosi žodžio,
Ps 15:4 In whose eyes a vile person is contemned; but he honoureth them that fear the LORD. He that sweareth to his own hurt, and changeth not.
Apr 3:4 Vis dėlto tu Sarduose turi tegul ir nedaugelį žmonių , kurie nėra susitepę drabužių. Jie vaikščios su manimi apsirengę baltai, nes jie šito verti.
Re 3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.
Sk 30:11 ir jos vyras, apie tai išgirdęs, nieko jai nesakytų ir nepritarimo nepareikštų, visi jos įžadai galios ir bet koks pažadas, kuriuo ji įsipareigojo, galios.
Nu 30:11 And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her, and disallowed her not: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
Sk 29:18 su javų atnaša ir lie-jamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, avinų ir avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių,
Nu 29:18 And their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
1Kar 18:31 Elijas paėmė dvylika akmenų pagal Jokūbo, kurį buvo pasiekęs Dievo žodis: "Tavo vardas bus Izraelis", ­ sūnų giminių skaičių
1Ki 18:31 And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came, saying, Israel shall be thy name:
Įst 21:8 Atleisk, Viešpatie, savo tautai Izraeliui, kurį atpirkai. Tenepasilieka nekalto kraujo kaltė Izraelyje, tavo tautoje! ’ Ir kraujo kaltė bus jiems atleista.
De 21:8 Be merciful, O LORD, unto thy people Israel, whom thou hast redeemed, and lay not innocent blood unto thy people of Israel's charge. And the blood shall be forgiven them.
Ez 34:18 Ar jums negana ganytis vešlioje ganykloje, kad dar turite ir savo ganyklos likučius kojomis ištrypti? Ar negana jums gerti tyrą vandenį, kad dar turite ir likusį vandenį kojomis sudrumsti?
Eze 34:18 Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet?
Įst 32:22 Taip, mano įniršis sukėlė ugnį, ji degs iki pat Šeolo gelmių, rys žemę bei jos derliųir padegs kalnų pamatus.
De 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
Jer 10:17 Susidėk ryšulį ir palik kraštą, apgultasis mieste!
Jer 10:17 Gather up thy wares out of the land, O inhabitant of the fortress.
Žyd 13:1 Teišsilaiko brolių meilė.
He 13:1 Let brotherly love continue.
Jl 1:3 Pasakokite apie tai savo vaikams, jūsų vaikai tepasakoja savo vaikams, o jų vaikai ­ tolesnei kartai.
Joe 1:3 Tell ye your children of it, and let your children tell their children, and their children another generation.
Kun 8:4 Mozė padarė, kaip Viešpats jam įsakė. Kai visa bendrija buvo surinkta prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę,
Le 8:4 And Moses did as the LORD commanded him; and the assembly was gathered together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Koh 1:8 Visi dalykai labiau varginantys, negu žmogus gali pasakyti. Akis žiūrėdama nepasisotina, ausis klausydama neprisipildo.
Ec 1:8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
Mt 11:24 Todėl sakau jums: Sodomos žemei bus lengviau teismo dieną negu tau. "
Mat 11:24 But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.
2Sam 20:6 Tad Dovydas tarė Abišajui: "Dabar Bichrio sūnus Šeba padarys mums daugiau žalos už Abšalomą. Paimk savo valdovo tarnus ir vykis, kad kartais jis nesusirastų įtvirtintų miestų ir nepabėgtų nuo mūsų. "
2Sa 20:6 And David said to Abishai, Now shall Sheba the son of Bichri do us more harm than did Absalom: take thou thy lord's servants, and pursue after him, lest he get him fenced cities, and escape us.

Sanctus Corpus Deus