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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 13:30 Tad anas, nurijęs kąsnį, tuojau išėjo. Buvo naktis.
Jo 13:30 He then having received the sop went immediately out: and it was night.
Pr 43:6 Izraelis klausė: "Kam gi turėjote mane įskaudinti, pasakydami tam vyrui, kad turite dar vieną brolį? "
Ge 43:6 And Israel said, Wherefore dealt ye so ill with me, as to tell the man whether ye had yet a brother?
Rd 3:18 Tariau sau: "Praėjo mano garbė ir visa, ko tikėjausi iš Viešpaties. "
La 3:18 And I said, My strength and my hope is perished from the LORD:
Ts 17:12 Michėjas įvedė levitą į kunigo tarnybą, jaunuolis tapo jo kunigu ir pasiliko Michėjo šventykloje.
Judg 17:12 And Micah consecrated the Levite; and the young man became his priest, and was in the house of Micah.
Žyd 12:20 Mat jie negalėjo pakelti įsakymo: Net jeigu gyvulys paliestų kalną, jis turi būti užmuštas akmenimis.
He 12:20 (For they could not endure that which was commanded, And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned, or thrust through with a dart:
Pr 48:12 Tuomet Juozapas nukėlė juos nuo savo tėvo kelių ir nusilenkė iki žemės.
Ge 48:12 And Joseph brought them out from between his knees, and he bowed himself with his face to the earth.
Žyd 12:27 Žodžiai dar kartą rodo, kad sudrebintieji dalykai kaip sutvertieji bus permainyti, kad pasiliktų tai, kas nesudrebinama.
He 12:27 And this word, Yet once more, signifieth the removing of those things that are shaken, as of things that are made, that those things which cannot be shaken may remain.
Pr 11:17 Pelegui gimus, Eberas gyveno keturis šimtus trisdešimt metų ir turėjo kitų sūnų bei dukterų.
Ge 11:17 And Eber lived after he begat Peleg four hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters.
Iš 30:15 Turtingas neduos daugiau, o vargšas neduos mažiau negu pusę šekelio, kai atnešite šią Viešpaties atnašą išpirkti savo gyvasčiui.
Ex 30:15 The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.
Ez 1:10 Jų veidų išvaizda buvo tokia: visi keturi turėjo žmogaus veidą, liūto veidą dešinėje, jaučio veidą kairėje ir erelio veidą.
Eze 1:10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.
2Krn 10:1 Rehabeamas nuvyko į Sichemą, nes ten visas Izraelis buvo suėjęs paskelbti jį karaliumi.
2Ch 10:1 And Rehoboam went to Shechem: for to Shechem were all Israel come to make him king.
Ps 146:9 Viešpats saugo ateivius, padeda našlaičiui ir našlei, bet painioja nedorėlių kelius.
Ps 146:9 The LORD preserveth the strangers; he relieveth the fatherless and widow: but the way of the wicked he turneth upside down.
2Krn 34:18 Paskui raštininkas Šafanas karaliui pranešė, tardamas: "Kunigas Hilkijas davė man knygą. " Tada Šafanas iš jos paskaitė karaliui.
2Ch 34:18 Then Shaphan the scribe told the king, saying, Hilkiah the priest hath given me a book. And Shaphan read it before the king.
Dan 8:20 Avinas, kurį regėjai, turintis du ragus, tai Medijos ir Persijos karaliai.
Da 8:20 The ram which thou sawest having two horns are the kings of Media and Persia.
Pr 32:31 Saulė tekėjo, kai jis, dėl išnarintos šlaunies šlubuodamas, praėjo Penielį.
Ge 32:31 And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh.
Iz 44:24 Taip kalba Viešpats, tavo Atpirkėjas, kuris tave sukūrė motinos įsčiose: "Aš ­ Viešpats, kuris sukūrė Visatąir vienas pats išskleidė dangus. Kai klojau žemę, kas buvo su manimi?
Isa 44:24 Thus saith the LORD, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I am the LORD that maketh all things; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself;
Įst 20:11 Jeigu jis tavo taikos sąlygas priima ir pasiduoda, visi jame esantys žmonės turės tau eiti lažą.
De 20:11 And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.
Lk 10:35 Kitą dieną jis išsiėmė du denarus, padavė užeigos šeimininkui ir tarė: ‘Slaugyk jį, o jeigu išleisi ką viršaus, sugrįžęs aš tau atsilyginsiu. ’
Lu 10:35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
1Kar 19:9 Ten, įlindęs į olą, praleido naktį. Tada jį pasiekė Viešpaties žodis: "Ką čia veiki, Elijau? "
1Ki 19:9 And he came thither unto a cave, and lodged there; and, behold, the word of the LORD came to him, and he said unto him, What doest thou here, Elijah?
Ez 33:18 Kai teisusis nusigręžia nuo savo teisumo ir daro, kas pikta, jis dėl to mirs.
Eze 33:18 When the righteous turneth from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, he shall even die thereby.

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