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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 8:8 Uždėjo jam krūtinės dėklą, o į krūtinės dėklą įdėjo Urimus ir Tumimus.
Le 8:8 And he put the breastplate upon him: also he put in the breastplate the Urim and the Thummim.
Ez 11:23 Viešpaties šlovė pakilo viršum miesto ir sustojo ant kalno į rytus nuo miesto.
Eze 11:23 And the glory of the LORD went up from the midst of the city, and stood upon the mountain which is on the east side of the city.
Ps 83:8 Asūras irgi prie jų prisidėjo; tai stipri Loto vaikų parama. Sela.
Ps 83:8 Assur also is joined with them: they have holpen the children of Lot. Selah.
Jer 32:11 Tada paėmiau pirkimo sutartį ­ užantspauduotąją, apimančią sutartį bei sąlygas, bei atvirąją ­
Jer 32:11 So I took the evidence of the purchase, both that which was sealed according to the law and custom, and that which was open:
Gal 6:5 nes kiekvienam reikės nešioti savo naštą.
Ga 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
Ps 139:24 Pažiūrėk, ar neinu klystkeliu, ir vesk mane amžinuoju keliu.
Ps 139:24 And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
Sk 34:12 iš čia riba nusileis Jordano link ir baigsis prie Druskos jūros. Tai bus jūsų kraštas, nustatytas tomis ribomis. ’"
Nu 34:12 And the border shall go down to Jordan, and the goings out of it shall be at the salt sea: this shall be your land with the coasts thereof round about.
2Kar 24:1 Jo dienomis įsiveržė Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras, ir Jehojakimas buvo jam pavaldus trejus metus. Po to jis sukilo.
2Ki 24:1 In his days Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came up, and Jehoiakim became his servant three years: then he turned and rebelled against him.
Ez 40:43 Viduje visur aplinkui buvo pritvirtinti plaštakos pločio kabliai, o ant stalų turėjo būti kraunama aukų mėsa.
Eze 40:43 And within were hooks, an hand broad, fastened round about: and upon the tables was the flesh of the offering.
Oz 2:1 Sakykite savo broliui: ‘Mano tauta’ ­ ir savo seseriai: ‘Ta, kurios pasigailėta. ’
Ho 2:1 Say ye unto your brethren, Ammi; and to your sisters, Ruhamah.
Neh 10:9 levitai: Azanijos sūnus Jozuė, iš Henadado sūnų ­ Binujas ir Kadmielis
Ne 10:9 And the Levites: both Jeshua the son of Azaniah, Binnui of the sons of Henadad, Kadmiel;
1Kor 7:31 ir kurie užsiėmę pasaulio reikalais, tarsi neužsiėmę. Juk šio pasaulio pavidalas praeina.
1C 7:31 And they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away.
Pat 28:6 Geriau vargšas, kuris dorai gyvena, negu nesąžiningas turtuolis.
Pr 28:6 Better is the poor that walketh in his uprightness, than he that is perverse in his ways, though he be rich.
Ts 9:50 Abimelechas nužygiavo į Tebecą, pasistatė stovyklą prie Tebeco ir paėmė jį.
Judg 9:50 Then went Abimelech to Thebez, and encamped against Thebez, and took it.
2Tim 2:12 Jei ištversime, su juo ir karaliausime. Jeigu mes jo išsižadėsime, ir jis mūsų išsižadės,
2Ti 2:12 If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:
Mt 9:25 Kai minia buvo išvaryta, jis įžengė vidun, paėmė mergaitę už rankos, ir ta atsikėlė.
Mat 9:25 But when the people were put forth, he went in, and took her by the hand, and the maid arose.
Joz 11:9 Jozuė pasielgė su jais, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs: jų žirgus suluošino ir kovos vežimus sudegino.
Jos 11:9 And Joshua did unto them as the LORD bade him: he houghed their horses, and burnt their chariots with fire.
1Pt 2:18 Šeimynykščiai, su visa baime būkite klusnūs šeimininkams, ne tik geriems bei švelniems, bet ir įnoringiems.
1P 2:18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
Ps 140:12 Žinau, kad Viešpats gina vargšo reikalusir beturčių teises.
Ps 140:12 I know that the LORD will maintain the cause of the afflicted, and the right of the poor.
Neh 7:24 Harifo palikuonių šimtas dvylika,
Ne 7:24 The children of Hariph, an hundred and twelve.

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