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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Oz 6:10 Izraelio namuose mačiau šiurpų dalyką: ten kekšauja Efraimas, teršiamas Izraelis.
Ho 6:10 I have seen an horrible thing in the house of Israel: there is the whoredom of Ephraim, Israel is defiled.
Iz 4:2 Tą dienąViešpaties atžalabus graži ir šlovinga, o krašto vaisius ­ Izraelio likučiųpažiba ir šlovė.
Isa 4:2 In that day shall the branch of the LORD be beautiful and glorious, and the fruit of the earth shall be excellent and comely for them that are escaped of Israel.
Jon 2:2 Jis sakė: "Savo nelaimėje šaukiausi Viešpaties, ir jis man atsiliepė. Iš Šeolo pilvo šaukiau, ir tu išgirdai mano balsą!
Jon 2:2 And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice.
Joz 4:16 "Įsakyk kunigams, nešantiems Sandoros Skrynią, išbristi iš Jordano. "
Jos 4:16 Command the priests that bear the ark of the testimony, that they come up out of Jordan.
2Krn 25:21 Tad Izraelio karalius Jehoašas atžygiavo. Jis ir Judo karalius Amacijas susitiko vienas su kitu mūšyje prie Bet Šemešo Judo karalystėje.
2Ch 25:21 So Joash the king of Israel went up; and they saw one another in the face, both he and Amaziah king of Judah, at Bethshemesh, which belongeth to Judah.
Iz 57:17 Dėl jo kaltės pykau kurį laiką, plakiau jį, iš pykčio paslėpęs savo veidą, bet jis nesiliovė eiti savo maištingu keliu.
Isa 57:17 For the iniquity of his covetousness was I wroth, and smote him: I hid me, and was wroth, and he went on frowardly in the way of his heart.
Iz 22:25 Tą dieną, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis, ­ į tvirtą vietąįkaltasis stulpas neišlaikys. Jis pasvirs irpargrius, ir subyrės visa ant jo kybojusi našta. " Taip Viešpats pasakė!
Isa 22:25 In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall the nail that is fastened in the sure place be removed, and be cut down, and fall; and the burden that was upon it shall be cut off: for the LORD hath spoken it.
Mk 2:12 Šis atsikėlęs tuojau pasiėmė neštuvus ir visų akyse nuėjo sau. Visi be galo stebėjosi ir šlovino Dievą, sakydami: "Tokių dalykų mes niekada nesame matę. "
Mar 2:12 And immediately he arose, took up the bed, and went forth before them all; insomuch that they were all amazed, and glorified God, saying, We never saw it on this fashion.
Pr 28:17 Drebulio krečiamas, jis sakė: "Kokia baugi ši vieta! Tai ne kas kita kaip Dievo namai ir dangaus vartai. "
Ge 28:17 And he was afraid, and said, How dreadful is this place! this is none other but the house of God, and this is the gate of heaven.
Kun 21:14 Našlės ar vyro atleistos moters, ar kekšyste suterštos kekšės jis negali imti žmona. Jis turi imti žmona mergelę iš savo giminės,
Le 21:14 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.
Sk 21:20 o iš Bamotų į slėnį, kuris yra Moabo šalyje prie Pisgos viršūnės, žvelgiančios žemyn į Ješimoną.
Nu 21:20 And from Bamoth in the valley, that is in the country of Moab, to the top of Pisgah, which looketh toward Jeshimon.
Kun 18:17 Neatidengsi nuogumo moters ir jos dukters; neimsi žmona jos sūnaus dukters ar jos dukters dukters ir neatidengsi jos nuogumo, nes jos tavo artimos giminaitės. Tai būtų ištvirkavimas.
Le 18:17 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.
1Krn 18:3 Dovydas nugalėjo Coba Hamato karalių Hadadezerą, kai šis žygiavo statyti savo pergalės paminklo prie Eufrato upės.
1Ch 18:3 And David smote Hadarezer king of Zobah unto Hamath, as he went to stablish his dominion by the river Euphrates.
Jn 6:46 Bet tai nereiškia, jog kas nors būtų Tėvą regėjęs; tiktai kuris iš Dievo yra, tas jį regėjo.
Jo 6:46 Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God, he hath seen the Father.
Neh 4:15 Kai mūsų priešai išgirdo, kad mes buvome įspėti, nes Dievas taip suardė jų užmojį, mes sugrįžome prie sienos, kiekvienas prie savo darbo.
Ne 4:15 And it came to pass, when our enemies heard that it was known unto us, and God had brought their counsel to nought, that we returned all of us to the wall, every one unto his work.
Apd 7:14 Tuomet Juozapas pasiuntė [brolius] parkviesti savo tėvo Jokūbo ir visos šeimynos ­ septyniasdešimt penkių asmenų.
Ac 7:14 Then sent Joseph, and called his father Jacob to him, and all his kindred, threescore and fifteen souls.
1Jn 1:10 Jei sakytume, kad nesame nusidėję, darytume jį melagiu, ir nebūtų mumyse jo žodžio.
1J 1:10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
Iz 60:15 Dėl to, kad kadaise buvai apleistas, nekenčiamas ir bejėgis, dabar aš tave padarysiuamžių pasididžiavimu, džiugesiu kartų kartoms.
Isa 60:15 Whereas thou has been forsaken and hated, so that no man went through thee, I will make thee an eternal excellency, a joy of many generations.
Rd 4:10 י Geraširdės moterys pačios išvirėsavo vaikus; jie tapo joms maistu, kai duktė, mano tauta, buvo sunaikinta.
La 4:10 The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat in the destruction of the daughter of my people.
Iš 38:22 O Becalelis, Hūro sūnaus Ūrio sūnus iš Judo giminės, buvo padaręs visa, ką Mozei Viešpats buvo įsakęs padaryti,
Ex 38:22 And Bezaleel the son Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses.

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