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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 15:11 Ir dar: Girkite, visi pagonys, Viešpatį, teaukština jį visos tautos.
Ro 15:11 And again, Praise the Lord, all ye Gentiles; and laud him, all ye people.
Iz 38:11 Aš tariau: "Niekada daugiau nebematysiu Viešpaties gyvųjų šalyje, niekada daugiau nebežvelgsiu į jokį žemėjegyvenantį žmogų. "
Isa 38:11 I said, I shall not see the LORD, even the LORD, in the land of the living: I shall behold man no more with the inhabitants of the world.
2Kar 17:11 Ten, visuose aukštumų alkuose, jie degino smilkalus, kaip darė tautos, kurias Viešpats jiems ateinant buvo išvaręs į tremtį. Jie darė nedorus darbus, pykdydami Viešpatį,
2Ki 17:11 And there they burnt incense in all the high places, as did the heathen whom the LORD carried away before them; and wrought wicked things to provoke the LORD to anger:
Ez 42:7 Siena lauke, lygiagreti kambariams ir priešais kambarius, išorinio kiemo pusėje buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių ilgio.
Eze 42:7 And the wall that was without over against the chambers, toward the utter court on the forepart of the chambers, the length thereof was fifty cubits.
1Sam 10:6 Tuomet tave pagaus Viešpaties dvasia, tu būsi kartu su jais dvasios pakilime ir tapsi kitokiu žmogumi.
1Sa 10:6 And the Spirit of the LORD will come upon thee, and thou shalt prophesy with them, and shalt be turned into another man.
Est 3:11 "Sidabrą gali sau pasilaikyti, ­ tarė karalius Hamanui, ­ o su ta tauta daryk, kas tau atrodo gera. "
Es 3:11 And the king said unto Haman, The silver is given to thee, the people also, to do with them as it seemeth good to thee.
Kun 22:20 Nesveikos atnašos neaukosite, nes ji nebus tinkama jūsų labui.
Le 22:20 But whatsoever hath a blemish, that shall ye not offer: for it shall not be acceptable for you.
Zch 11:5 Perkantieji jas žudo nebaudžiami, o parduodantieji sako: ‘Tebūna garbė Viešpačiui, nes aš tapau turtingas! ’ Net jų pačių piemenys jų nesigaili.
Zec 11:5 Whose possessors slay them, and hold themselves not guilty: and they that sell them say, Blessed be the LORD; for I am rich: and their own shepherds pity them not.
Rom 15:24 aš apsilankysiu, keliaudamas į Ispaniją. Turiu vilties, keliaudamas pro šalį, išvysti jus ir gauti paramos kelionei, prieš tai bent kiek tarp jūsų pailsėjęs.
Ro 15:24 Whensoever I take my journey into Spain, I will come to you: for I trust to see you in my journey, and to be brought on my way thitherward by you, if first I be somewhat filled with your company.
2Kar 25:11 Likučius žmonių, pasilikusių mieste, perbėgėlius ­ žmones, perėjusius pas Babilono karalių, ­ visus gyventojų likučius karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas Nebuzaradanas išvarė į tremtį.
2Ki 25:11 Now the rest of the people that were left in the city, and the fugitives that fell away to the king of Babylon, with the remnant of the multitude, did Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard carry away.
1Krn 25:16 devintas ­ Matanijui, jo sūnums ir broliams, iš viso dvylikai,
1Ch 25:16 The ninth to Mattaniah, he, his sons, and his brethren, were twelve:
Jer 36:24 Karalius ir visi jo dvariškiai, klausydamiesi visų tų žodžių, nei baiminosi, nei persiplėšė drabužius.
Jer 36:24 Yet they were not afraid, nor rent their garments, neither the king, nor any of his servants that heard all these words.
Ps 69:18 Prieik prie manęs, atpirk mane, išlaisvink mane nuo priešų!
Ps 69:18 Draw nigh unto my soul, and redeem it: deliver me because of mine enemies.
2Tim 4:13 Atvykdamas atgabenk apsiaustą, kurį palikau Troadėje pas Karpą, taip pat knygas, ypač pergamentus.
2Ti 4:13 The cloke that I left at Troas with Carpus, when thou comest, bring with thee, and the books, but especially the parchments.
Iš 39:26 Pakaitomis varpelis ir granatmedžio obuolys, varpelis ir granatmedžio obuolys, ir taip aplink visą žemutinį apvadą skraistės, skirtos vilkėti atliekant tarnybą, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 39:26 A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses.
1Jn 2:8 Ir vis dėlto rašau jums naują įsakymą, kuris tikras jame ir jumyse, nes tamsa traukiasi, o tikroji šviesa jau šviečia.
1J 2:8 Again, a new commandment I write unto you, which thing is true in him and in you: because the darkness is past, and the true light now shineth.
Oz 12:5 Viešpats, Galybių Dievas, Viešpats yra jo vardas!
Ho 12:5 Even the LORD God of hosts; the LORD is his memorial.
1Krn 21:21 Dovydas atėjo pas Ornaną. Ornanas pakėlė akis ir pamatė Dovydą. Išėjęs iš klojimo, jis puolė kniūbsčias ant žemės prie Dovydo kojų.
1Ch 21:21 And as David came to Ornan, Ornan looked and saw David, and went out of the threshingfloor, and bowed himself to David with his face to the ground.
Pr 29:26 Labanas atsakė: "Mūsų šalyje taip nedaroma, jaunesnioji už vyro neišleidžiama prieš pirmagimę.
Ge 29:26 And Laban said, It must not be so done in our country, to give the younger before the firstborn.
Joz 10:39 Paėmė jį, jo karalių ir visus pavaldžius miestus, ištiko kalaviju ir skyrė sunaikinti visus jo žmones. Nepaliko nė vieno gyvo. Kaip buvo padarę Hebronui ir Libnai bei jos karaliui, taip padarė ir Debyrui bei jo karaliui.
Jos 10:39 And he took it, and the king thereof, and all the cities thereof; and they smote them with the edge of the sword, and utterly destroyed all the souls that were therein; he left none remaining: as he had done to Hebron, so he did to Debir, and to the king thereof; as he had done also to Libnah, and to her king.

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