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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 11:5 Jebuso gyventojai sakė Dovydui: "Čia tu niekada neįžengsi! " Bet Dovydas paėmė Siono tvirtovę. Šiandien tai Dovydo miestas.
1Ch 11:5 And the inhabitants of Jebus said to David, Thou shalt not come hither. Nevertheless David took the castle of Zion, which is the city of David.
Jer 32:15 nes taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Namai, dirvos ir vynuogynai bus vėl perkami šitame krašte! ’"
Jer 32:15 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Houses and fields and vineyards shall be possessed again in this land.
Įst 20:3 Jis sakys: ‘Klausykis, Izraeli! Šiandien jūs einate į mūšį su savo priešais. Nebūkite nusiminę! Nebijokite jų, nedrebėkite ir nepasiduokite siaubui,
De 20:3 And shall say unto them, Hear, O Israel, ye approach this day unto battle against your enemies: let not your hearts faint, fear not, and do not tremble, neither be ye terrified because of them;
Sk 15:3 ir duosite ugninę atnašą Viešpačiui iš jaučių bandos ar avių kaimenės, deginamąją ar kitokią auką, vykdydami įžadą ar kaip geros valios atnašą, ar jūsų nustatytų švenčių metu, norėdami pateikti malonų kvapą Viešpačiui,
Nu 15:3 And will make an offering by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, or a sacrifice in performing a vow, or in a freewill offering, or in your solemn feasts, to make a sweet savour unto the LORD, of the herd or of the flock:
Ez 47:12 Ant krantų abipus upės augs visokiausi vaismedžiai. Jų lapai nenubyrės, ir jiems vaisių nepristigs; kas mėnesį jie neš naujus vaisius, nes vanduo jiems atitekės iš šventyklos. Jų vaisiai bus maistas, o lapai ­ vaistas. "
Eze 47:12 And by the river upon the bank thereof, on this side and on that side, shall grow all trees for meat, whose leaf shall not fade, neither shall the fruit thereof be consumed: it shall bring forth new fruit according to his months, because their waters they issued out of the sanctuary: and the fruit thereof shall be for meat, and the leaf thereof for medicine.
Ag 2:15 Bet dabar įsidėmėkite, kas dėsis nuo šios dienos ir ateityje. Kol nebuvo dėtas akmuo ant akmens Viešpaties šventykloje,
Hag 2:15 And now, I pray you, consider from this day and upward, from before a stone was laid upon a stone in the temple of the LORD:
Ez 40:28 Tuomet jis vedė mane pro pietinius vartus į vidinį kiemą. Jis išmatavo pietinius vartus, ir jie buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti.
Eze 40:28 And he brought me to the inner court by the south gate: and he measured the south gate according to these measures;
Pr 35:2 Užtat Jokūbas savo šeimai ir visiems buvusiems su juo įsakė: "Atsikratykite svetimų dievų, kuriuos turite prie savęs, nusiplaukite ir apsivilkite šviežiais drabužiais.
Ge 35:2 Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:
Ts 16:29 Apkabinęs abu vidurinius stulpus, ant kurių stovėjo namai, vieną ­ dešine ranka, o kitą ­ kaire, Samsonas įsiręžė visu svoriu.
Judg 16:29 And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars upon which the house stood, and on which it was borne up, of the one with his right hand, and of the other with his left.
Jer 16:9 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: "Štai jūsų akyse ir jūsų dienomis nutildysiu šioje vietoje linksmybės ir džiaugsmo garsus, jaunikio ir nuotakos balsus.
Jer 16:9 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will cause to cease out of this place in your eyes, and in your days, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride.
1Pt 5:8 Būkite blaivūs, budėkite! Jūsų priešas velnias kaip riaumojantis liūtas slankioja aplinkui, tykodamas ką praryti.
1P 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Ps 103:18 kurie laikosi jo Sandorosir nepamiršta ištikimai vykdyti jo įsakymų.
Ps 103:18 To such as keep his covenant, and to those that remember his commandments to do them.
Ts 9:50 Abimelechas nužygiavo į Tebecą, pasistatė stovyklą prie Tebeco ir paėmė jį.
Judg 9:50 Then went Abimelech to Thebez, and encamped against Thebez, and took it.
Iš 35:27 Giminių galvos atnešė lazurito akmenų ir brangakmenių efodui ir krūtinės dėklui,
Ex 35:27 And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate;
Iš 36:29 Žemai jos buvo palaidos, bet viršuje sujungtos ties pirmąja sąvarža. Taip jas padarė abiejuose kampuose.
Ex 36:29 And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners.
Iš 9:21 O kiti, nepaisydami Viešpaties žodžio, paliko savo vergus ir galvijus atvirame lauke.
Ex 9:21 And he that regarded not the word of the LORD left his servants and his cattle in the field.
2Krn 2:5 Namai, kuriuos noriu pastatyti, bus didingi, nes mūsų Dievas didingesnis už visus dievus.
2Ch 2:5 And the house which I build is great: for great is our God above all gods.
Est 9:1 Taigi dvylikto mėnesio, tai yra adaro, tryliktą dieną, kai karaliaus įsakymas ir įsakas turėjo būti vykdomi, tą pačią dieną, kai žydų priešai tikėjosi juos nugalėti, įvyko priešingai: žydai nugalėjo tuos, kurie jų nekentė.
Es 9:1 Now in the twelfth month, that is, the month Adar, on the thirteenth day of the same, when the king's commandment and his decree drew near to be put in execution, in the day that the enemies of the Jews hoped to have power over them, (though it was turned to the contrary, that the Jews had rule over them that hated them;)
Sk 13:5 iš Simeono giminės ­ Horio sūnus Šafatas,
Nu 13:5 Of the tribe of Simeon, Shaphat the son of Hori.
Pr 36:31 Štai karaliai, valdę Edomo krašte pirma negu bet koks karalius valdė izraelitus.
Ge 36:31 And these are the kings that reigned in the land of Edom, before there reigned any king over the children of Israel.

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