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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Oz 12:10 Kalbėjau pranašams, gausinau jų regėjimus, per pranašus sukelsiu ir pražūtį.
Ho 12:10 I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.
Įst 11:31 Juk pereisite Jordaną, kad įžengtumėte paveldėti krašto, kurį Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, duoda jums, ir kai jį paveldėsite, ir kai jame gyvensite,
De 11:31 For ye shall pass over Jordan to go in to possess the land which the LORD your God giveth you, and ye shall possess it, and dwell therein.
Iz 31:2 Bet juk ir jis išmintingas! Jis sukėlė nelaimęir savo žodžių neatsiėmė! Jis pakils prieš nedorėlių namusir prieš tuos, kurie padeda piktadariams.
Isa 31:2 Yet he also is wise, and will bring evil, and will not call back his words: but will arise against the house of the evildoers, and against the help of them that work iniquity.
Dan 1:20 Kai tik karalius kreipdavosi į juos klausimu, reikalaujančiu išminties ir pažinimo, jis rasdavo juos dešimt kartų pranašesnius už visus karalystės magus ir kerėtojus.
Da 1:20 And in all matters of wisdom and understanding, that the king enquired of them, he found them ten times better than all the magicians and astrologers that were in all his realm.
Job 24:17 Mirties tamsa jiems visiems rytas, nes jie mirties tamsos draugai.
Job 24:17 For the morning is to them even as the shadow of death: if one know them, they are in the terrors of the shadow of death.
Ps 104:19 Tu padarei mėnulį mėnesiams žymėti, o saulė žino, kada jai nusileisti.
Ps 104:19 He appointed the moon for seasons: the sun knoweth his going down.
Pr 19:14 Lotas išėjo tada ir kalbėjosi su žentais, ketinusiais vesti jo dukteris: "Kelkitės, eikite iš šios vietos, nes Viešpats tuojau sunaikins miestą. " Bet žentams atrodė, kad jis juokauja.
Ge 19:14 And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this place; for the LORD will destroy this city. But he seemed as one that mocked unto his sons in law.
Įst 2:16 Vos išmirus visiems kariams,
De 2:16 So it came to pass, when all the men of war were consumed and dead from among the people,
Jer 19:12 Taip pasielgsiu su šita vieta ir su jos gyventojais; padarysiu šį miestą kaip Tofetą, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 19:12 Thus will I do unto this place, saith the LORD, and to the inhabitants thereof, and even make this city as Tophet:
2Kar 4:38 Eliziejui sugrįžus į Gilgalą, krašte buvo badas. Pranašų būriui sėdint prieš Eliziejų, jis tarė savo tarnui: "Užkaisk didįjį puodą ir išvirk kokio nors viralo pranašų būriui. "
2Ki 4:38 And Elisha came again to Gilgal: and there was a dearth in the land; and the sons of the prophets were sitting before him: and he said unto his servant, Set on the great pot, and seethe pottage for the sons of the prophets.
Ez 36:5 taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Išties su degančiu pykčiu kalbu kitoms tautoms ir Edomui, pasisavinusiems kaip paveldą mano kraštą su džiūgaujančia širdimi ir panieka, kad pasigrobtų jo ganyklą.
Eze 36:5 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Surely in the fire of my jealousy have I spoken against the residue of the heathen, and against all Idumea, which have appointed my land into their possession with the joy of all their heart, with despiteful minds, to cast it out for a prey.
Sk 7:41 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Cūrišadajo sūnaus Šelumielio atnaša.
Nu 7:41 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
Gg 8:7 Gilūs vandenys negali užgesinti meilės, nė potvyniai ­ jos paskandinti. Jeigu žmogus siūlytų už meilę visą savo turtą, būtų vertas tik paniekos.
SS 8:7 Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
Koh 3:8 Laikas mylėti ir laikas nekęsti, laikas karui ir laikas taikai.
Ec 3:8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
Neh 11:8 taip pat Gabajas ir Salajas, iš viso devyni šimtai dvidešimt aštuoni.
Ne 11:8 And after him Gabbai, Sallai, nine hundred twenty and eight.
Lk 15:14 Kai viską išleido, toje šalyje kilo baisus badas, ir jis pradėjo stokoti.
Lu 15:14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
2Krn 29:35 Prie daugybės deginamųjų aukų buvo ir bendravimo aukų taukai bei liejamosios atnašos deginamosioms aukoms. Taip buvo atkurta Viešpaties Namų pamaldų tarnyba.
2Ch 29:35 And also the burnt offerings were in abundance, with the fat of the peace offerings, and the drink offerings for every burnt offering. So the service of the house of the LORD was set in order.
Iz 1:20 bet jeigu atsisakote paklusti, tai jus sudoros kalavijas. "Pats Viešpats kalbėjo!
Isa 1:20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken it.
Lk 11:37 Jėzui tebekalbant, vienas fariziejus pasikvietė jį pietų. Įėjęs jis sėdosi už stalo.
Lu 11:37 And as he spake, a certain Pharisee besought him to dine with him: and he went in, and sat down to meat.
1Kar 9:20 Visus neizraelitus gyventojus, išlikusius iš amoritų, hetitų, perizų, hivų ir jebusiečių ­
1Ki 9:20 And all the people that were left of the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, which were not of the children of Israel,

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