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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 16:10 Tada tu švęsi Savaičių iškilmes, Viešpaties, savo Dievo, garbei atnašaudamas geros valios atnašą pagal derlių, kuriuo Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus tave palaiminęs.
De 16:10 And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks unto the LORD thy God with a tribute of a freewill offering of thine hand, which thou shalt give unto the LORD thy God, according as the LORD thy God hath blessed thee:
Apd 14:22 Ten jie stiprino mokinių dvasią bei ragino juos išlaikyti tikėjimą ir sakė: "Per daugelį vargų mes turime įeiti į Dievo karalystę. "
Ac 14:22 Confirming the souls of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through much tribulation enter into the kingdom of God.
2Sam 6:23 Užtat Sauliaus duktė Mikalė liko bevaikė iki savo mirties dienos.
2Sa 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
Apr 5:10 Iš jų tu padarei mūsų Dievui karalystę bei kunigus, ir jie karaliaus žemėje. "
Re 5:10 And hast made us unto our God kings and priests: and we shall reign on the earth.
Sk 2:6 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo penkiasdešimt keturi tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 2:6 And his host, and those that were numbered thereof, were fifty and four thousand and four hundred.
Job 9:25 Mano dienos eiklesnės už bėgiką; jos prabėga ir neatneša man laimės.
Job 9:25 Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away, they see no good.
2Tim 4:2 skelbk žodį, veik laiku ir nelaiku, bark, drausk, ragink su didžiu kantrumu ir kaip išmanydamas.
2Ti 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
Oz 11:10 Jie eis paskui Viešpatį, riaumojantį tarsi liūtą. Kai jis riaumos, jo vaikai drebėdami rinksis iš vakarų.
Ho 11:10 They shall walk after the LORD: he shall roar like a lion: when he shall roar, then the children shall tremble from the west.
Iz 32:6 Paikasis kalba vien kvailystes, jo širdis pilna piktų sumanymų: nedorai elgtis, klaidingai kalbėti prieš Viešpatį, alkano nepapenėti, ištroškusiam vandens nepaduoti.
Isa 32:6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.
Rut 3:11 Tad dabar, mano dukterie, nesibaimink! Visa, ką sakai, padarysiu, nes visa miesto taryba žino, kad esi kilni moteris.
Ru 3:11 And now, my daughter, fear not; I will do to thee all that thou requirest: for all the city of my people doth know that thou art a virtuous woman.
Jer 12:4 Kiek ilgai dar turės kraštas liūdėtiir žolė visur laukuose vysti? Argi turi gaišti gyvuliai ir paukščiai dėl to, kad nedorai elgiasi jo gyventojai? O jie sau sako: "Dievas nemato, ką mes darome! "
Jer 12:4 How long shall the land mourn, and the herbs of every field wither, for the wickedness of them that dwell therein? the beasts are consumed, and the birds; because they said, He shall not see our last end.
Mt 18:34 Užsirūstinęs valdovas atidavė jį budeliams, iki atiduos visą skolą.
Mat 18:34 And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him.
Dan 11:10 O jo sūnūs kariaus ir sutelks labai galingą kariuomenę. Vienas jų žygiuos pirmyn tarsi potvynis ir nušluos kraštą, paskui vėl kariaus prie pat jo tvirtovės.
Da 11:10 But his sons shall be stirred up, and shall assemble a multitude of great forces: and one shall certainly come, and overflow, and pass through: then shall he return, and be stirred up, even to his fortress.
Pat 15:6 Gero žmogaus namai pilni išteklių, o nedoro žmogaus uždarbis kupinas rūpesčių.
Pr 15:6 In the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the revenues of the wicked is trouble.
Job 38:15 Nedorėliai nustoja savo šviesos, ir palūžta pakelta ranka.
Job 38:15 And from the wicked their light is withholden, and the high arm shall be broken.
Pat 8:9 Visi jie aiškūs žmogui, kuris supranta, jie teisingi išprususiam žmogui.
Pr 8:9 They are all plain to him that understandeth, and right to them that find knowledge.
2Kor 7:4 Aš labai pasitikiu jumis, labai jumis giriuosi. Aš kupinas paguodos ir pertekęs džiaugsmo visuose mūsų sielvartuose.
2C 7:4 Great is my boldness of speech toward you, great is my glorying of you: I am filled with comfort, I am exceeding joyful in all our tribulation.
Sk 17:5 Lazda vyro, kurį išsirinkau, išskleis pumpurus. Taip sustabdysiu izraelitų murmėjimus, su kuriais jie nuolat kyla prieš jus. "
Nu 17:5 And it shall come to pass, that the man's rod, whom I shall choose, shall blossom: and I will make to cease from me the murmurings of the children of Israel, whereby they murmur against you.
Zch 13:4 Tą dieną pranašai visi iki vieno gėdysis savo turėtų regėjimų, kai pranašavo, ir nevilkės ašutinės pranašo skraistės, norėdami apgauti;
Zec 13:4 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough garment to deceive:
Ps 106:6 Nusidėjome ­ mes ir mūsų protėviai, nusikaltome, nedorai elgėmės.
Ps 106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.

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