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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 44:18 Stabai nieko nežino, nieko negalvoja, nes jų akys apvilktos; jie nemato akimis, nesupranta širdimi.
Isa 44:18 They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand.
Ps 132:12 Jei tavo sūnūs bus ištikimi mano Sandoraibei mano įsakams, kuriuos jiems duodu, tai ir jų sūnūs amžinai sėdės tavo soste. "
Ps 132:12 If thy children will keep my covenant and my testimony that I shall teach them, their children shall also sit upon thy throne for evermore.
Ps 10:2 Nedorėliai kankina įžūliai varguolius; teįkliūva jie patys į savo sumanytas pinkles!
Ps 10:2 The wicked in his pride doth persecute the poor: let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined.
Pr 12:16 Per ją Abromui gerai sekėsi. Jis įsigijo avių, jaučių, asilų, vergų ir vergių, asilių ir kupranugarių.
Ge 12:16 And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.
1Kor 1:20 Kur išminčius? Kur Rašto aiškintojas? Kur šio amžiaus tyrinėtojas? Argi Dievas nepavertė pasaulio išminties kvailyste?
1C 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
Mt 11:8 Ir ko išėjote pamatyti? Ar švelniais drabužiais vilkinčio žmogaus? Švelniais drabužiais vilkintys antai gyvena karaliaus rūmuose.
Mat 11:8 But what went ye out for to see? A man clothed in soft raiment? behold, they that wear soft clothing are in kings' houses.
Apr 21:6 Ir jis man atsakė: "Įvyko! Aš esu Alfa ir Omega, Pradžia ir Pabaiga. Trokštančiam aš duosiu dovanai gerti iš gyvojo vandens šaltinio.
Re 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
Iš 30:28 deginamųjų aukų aukurą su visais reikmenimis ir praustuvą su pastovu.
Ex 30:28 And the altar of burnt offering with all his vessels, and the laver and his foot.
2Kor 4:9 Mes persekiojami, bet neapleisti; mes parblokšti, bet nežuvę.
2C 4:9 Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;
2Kor 3:15 Taip, iki šios dienos, kada tik skaitomas Mozė, gobtuvas tebedengia jų širdį.
2C 3:15 But even unto this day, when Moses is read, the vail is upon their heart.
Rom 11:23 Bet ir anie, jei nepasiliks netikintys, bus priskiepyti, nes Dievas turi galią ir vėl priskiepyti.
Ro 11:23 And they also, if they abide not still in unbelief, shall be graffed in: for God is able to graff them in again.
Mt 17:8 Pakėlę akis, jie nieko daugiau nebematė, tik vieną Jėzų.
Mat 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save Jesus only.
Ezd 8:1 Štai kilčių galvos ir kilmės sąrašas parėjusių su manimi iš Babilono, viešpataujant karaliui Artakserksui.
Ezr 8:1 These are now the chief of their fathers, and this is the genealogy of them that went up with me from Babylon, in the reign of Artaxerxes the king.
Rut 3:18 Noomė atsakė: "Palauk, mano dukterie, dar sužinosi, kaip susiklostys reikalas, nes tas žmogus nieku būdu nenurims, kol šiandien pat neužbaigs reikalo. "
Ru 3:18 Then said she, Sit still, my daughter, until thou know how the matter will fall: for the man will not be in rest, until he have finished the thing this day.
1Sam 25:1 Samuelis mirė, ir visas Izraelis susirinko jo apraudoti. Jis buvo palaidotas savo namuose prie Ramos. Tada Dovydas nuėjo į Parano dykumą.
1Sa 25:1 And Samuel died; and all the Israelites were gathered together, and lamented him, and buried him in his house at Ramah. And David arose, and went down to the wilderness of Paran.
Gal 5:1 Kristus mus išvadavo, kad būtume laisvi. Tad stovėkite tvirtai ir nesiduokite vėl įkinkomi į vergystės jungą!
Ga 5:1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
2Sam 13:11 Bet jai paduodant valgyti, Amnonas nutvėrė ją. "Eikš, mano seserie, ­ tarė jis jai, ­ sugulk su manimi. "
2Sa 13:11 And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.
1Krn 6:1 Levio sūnūs: Geršonas, Kehatas ir Meraris.
1Ch 6:1 The sons of Levi; Gershon, Kohath, and Merari.
Pr 42:38 Bet jis atsakė: "Mano sūnus negali eiti su jumis, nes jo brolis miręs ir jis vienas tėra likęs. Jeigu jūsų kelionėje ištiktų jį nelaimė, jūs nustumtumėte mano žilą galvą iš širdgėlos į Šeolą. "
Ge 42:38 And he said, My son shall not go down with you; for his brother is dead, and he is left alone: if mischief befall him by the way in the which ye go, then shall ye bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.
Est 6:8 turėtų būti atneštas karališkas apdaras, kurį yra vilkėjęs karalius, ir atvestas žirgas, ant kurio karalius yra jojęs, ir ant kurio galvos uždėtas karališkas vainikas.
Es 6:8 Let the royal apparel be brought which the king useth to wear, and the horse that the king rideth upon, and the crown royal which is set upon his head:

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