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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 14:12 Žmogui jo kelias gali atrodyti teisingas, bet galų gale jis nuveda į mirtį.
Pr 14:12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Lk 20:17 Bet Jėzus, žvelgdamas į juos, paklausė: "O ką reiškia šitas Rašto posakis: Akmuo, kurį statytojai atmetė, tapo kertiniu akmeniu?
Lu 20:17 And he beheld them, and said, What is this then that is written, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner?
Iz 5:5 Dabar jums pasakysiu, ką ketinu daryti savo vynuogynui: išrausiu gyvatvorę, ir jis bus nuniokotas, nugriausiu sieną, ir jis bus ištryptas.
Isa 5:5 And now go to; I will tell you what I will do to my vineyard: I will take away the hedge thereof, and it shall be eaten up; and break down the wall thereof, and it shall be trodden down:
Pat 23:14 Iš tikrųjų turi jį plakti rykšte, kad išgelbėtum jo gyvastį nuo Šeolo.
Pr 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Iz 45:17 Izraeli, tu Viešpaties išvaduotasamžinu išganymu! Gėda ir nemalonė niekada nekris ant jūsųper amžių amžius.
Isa 45:17 But Israel shall be saved in the LORD with an everlasting salvation: ye shall not be ashamed nor confounded world without end.
Ps 86:12 Dėkosiu tau visa širdimi, Viešpatie, mano Dieve, ir šlovinsiu tavo vardą per amžius.
Ps 86:12 I will praise thee, O Lord my God, with all my heart: and I will glorify thy name for evermore.
Pat 26:7 Patarlė kvailio lūpose klibakaip šlubio kojos.
Pr 26:7 The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools.
Iz 31:1 Vargas tiems, kurie leidžiasi į Egiptąpagalbos ieškoti, ir kliaujasi žirgais, kurie pasitiki vežimais, nes jų daug, ir raiteliais, nes jų pulkai stiprūs, tačiau į Izraelio Šventąjį nekelia akių, nesitaria su Viešpačiu!
Isa 31:1 Woe to them that go down to Egypt for help; and stay on horses, and trust in chariots, because they are many; and in horsemen, because they are very strong; but they look not unto the Holy One of Israel, neither seek the LORD!
Ts 20:35 Viešpats nugalėjo Benjaminą, stojusį prieš Izraelį. Tą dieną izraelitai nukovė dvidešimt penkis tūkstančius ir šimtą kalavijais ginkluotų Benjamino vyrų.
Judg 20:35 And the LORD smote Benjamin before Israel: and the children of Israel destroyed of the Benjamites that day twenty and five thousand and an hundred men: all these drew the sword.
Jer 33:1 Antrąkart Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis, kai jis vis dar buvo įkalintas sargybos būste:
Jer 33:1 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah the second time, while he was yet shut up in the court of the prison, saying,
Neh 3:21 Už jo Hakoco sūnaus Ūrijos sūnus Meremotas pataisė kitą dalį nuo Eljašibo namų durų iki Eljašibo namų galo.
Ne 3:21 After him repaired Meremoth the son of Urijah the son of Koz another piece, from the door of the house of Eliashib even to the end of the house of Eliashib.
2Sam 20:25 Ševa ­ raštininkas, o Cadokas ir Abjataras ­ kunigai.
2Sa 20:25 And Sheva was scribe: and Zadok and Abiathar were the priests:
Apd 14:4 Miesto gyventojai suskilo: vieni buvo už žydus, kiti už apaštalus.
Ac 14:4 But the multitude of the city was divided: and part held with the Jews, and part with the apostles.
Lk 16:23 Kentėdamas mirusiųjų pasaulyje, turtuolis pakėlė akis ir iš tolo pamatė Abraomą ir jo prieglobstyje Lozorių.
Lu 16:23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
Jn 16:30 Mes dabar matome, kad tu viską žinai ir nereikia tave klausinėti. Todėl mes ir tikime, kad tu esi išėjęs iš Dievo. "
Jo 16:30 Now are we sure that thou knowest all things, and needest not that any man should ask thee: by this we believe that thou camest forth from God.
1Sam 8:7 ir Viešpats atsakė Samueliui: "Paklausyk žmonių balso ir visko, ką jie tau sako, nes ne tave jie atmetė. Mane jie atmetė, kad nebūčiau jų karalius.
1Sa 8:7 And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.
2Krn 35:8 Jo didžiūnai savanoriškai davė dovaną žmonėms, kunigams ir levitams. Hilkijas, Zacharijas ir Jehielis ­ vyriausieji Dievo Namų pareigūnai ­ davė kunigams Paschos atnašoms du tūkstančius šešis šimtus avinėlių bei ožiukų ir tris šimtus jaučių.
2Ch 35:8 And his princes gave willingly unto the people, to the priests, and to the Levites: Hilkiah and Zechariah and Jehiel, rulers of the house of God, gave unto the priests for the passover offerings two thousand and six hundred small cattle and three hundred oxen.
Ez 3:26 Padarysiu, kad tavo liežuvis taip priliptų prie gomurio, kad būsi nebylys, bejėgis juos perspėti, nes tai maištingi namai.
Eze 3:26 And I will make thy tongue cleave to the roof of thy mouth, that thou shalt be dumb, and shalt not be to them a reprover: for they are a rebellious house.
Joz 7:4 Taigi nuėjo ten apie tris tūkstančius žmonių, bet Ajo vyrai privertė juos bėgti.
Jos 7:4 So there went up thither of the people about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai.
1Tes 5:12 Mes prašome jus, broliai, gerbti tuos, kurie darbuojasi tarp jūsų, vadovauja Viešpatyje ir teikia jums pamokymų.
1Th 5:12 And we beseech you, brethren, to know them which labour among you, and are over you in the Lord, and admonish you;

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