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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 2:7 "Kaip jis drįsta taip kalbėti? Juk jis piktžodžiauja! Kas gi gali atleisti nuodėmes, jei ne vienas Dievas? ! "
Mar 2:7 Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only?
1Kor 13:13 Taigi dabar pasilieka tikėjimas, viltis ir meilė ­ šis trejetas, bet didžiausia jame yra meilė.
1C 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
Mt 24:41 Dvi mals vienomis girnomis, ir viena bus paimta, o kita palikta.
Mat 24:41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Jn 19:14 Buvo Velykų išvakarės, apie šeštą valandą. Jis tarė žydams: "Štai jūsų karalius!"
Jo 19:14 And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your King!
2Kar 15:17 Trisdešimt devintais Judo karaliaus Azarijos metais Izraelio karaliumi tapo Gadžio sūnus Menahemas. Samarijoje jis karaliavo dešimt metų.
2Ki 15:17 In the nine and thirtieth year of Azariah king of Judah began Menahem the son of Gadi to reign over Israel, and reigned ten years in Samaria.
Ps 118:13 Buvau nuožmiai puolamas ir beveik nugalėtas, bet Viešpats man padėjo.
Ps 118:13 Thou hast thrust sore at me that I might fall: but the LORD helped me.
Jok 4:17 Kas moka daryti gera ir nedaro, tas nusideda.
Ja 4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.
Ps 107:1 "Dėkokite Viešpačiui, nes jis geras, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina. "
Ps 107:1 O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
Ps 119:46 Kalbėsiu apie tavo įsakusir nesigėdinsiu karalių akivaizdoje.
Ps 119:46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
Ps 34:6 ז Vargšas šaukėsi, ir Viešpats išgirdo, iš visų vargų išgelbėjo.
Ps 34:6 This poor man cried, and the LORD heard him, and saved him out of all his troubles.
Dan 7:27 Karalystė, valdžia ir didybėvisų karalysčių po dangumi bus atiduotaAukščiausiojo šventiesiems. Jų karalystė bus amžina karalystė, ir visos valdžios jiems tarnaus ir paklus. ’"
Da 7:27 And the kingdom and dominion, and the greatness of the kingdom under the whole heaven, shall be given to the people of the saints of the most High, whose kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey him.
Gal 5:23 romumas, susivaldymas. Tokiems dalykams nėra įstatymo.
Ga 5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Mt 27:53 Išėję iš kapų po Jėzaus prisikėlimo, jie atėjo į šventąjį miestą ir daug kam pasirodė.
Mat 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
2Krn 23:9 Kunigas Jehojada išdalijo šimtininkams Dievo Namuose laikomas karaliaus Dovydo ietis, skydus ir priedangos skydus.
2Ch 23:9 Moreover Jehoiada the priest delivered to the captains of hundreds spears, and bucklers, and shields, that had been king David's, which were in the house of God.
Mt 16:18 Ir aš tau sakau: tu esi Petras ­ [uola]; ant tos uolos aš pastatysiu savo Bažnyčią, ir pragaro vartai jos nenugalės.
Mat 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Mt 25:44 Tuomet jie atsakys: ‘Viešpatie, kada gi mes tave matėme alkaną ar ištroškusį, ar keleivį, ar nuogą, ar ligonį, ar kalinį ir tau nepatarnavome? ’
Mat 25:44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
2Sam 9:12 Mefi Bošetas turėjo jauną sūnų, vardu Michėjas. Visi gyvenę Cibos namuose tapo Mefi Bošeto tarnais.
2Sa 9:12 And Mephibosheth had a young son, whose name was Micha. And all that dwelt in the house of Ziba were servants unto Mephibosheth.
Iz 47:5 Sėdėk tyli, pasitrauk į patamsį, chaldėjų dukterie! Karalysčių viešpate nebūsi daugiau vadinama.
Isa 47:5 Sit thou silent, and get thee into darkness, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called, The lady of kingdoms.
Gal 4:18 Gražu patirti taurų prisirišimą visada, o ne vien kai esu pas jus,
Ga 4:18 But it is good to be zealously affected always in a good thing, and not only when I am present with you.
Pr 11:2 Atsikėlę iš rytų žmonės rado slėnį Šinaro krašte ir ten įsikūrė.
Ge 11:2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.

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