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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 24:36 Jiems apie tai besikalbant, pats Jėzus atsirado tarp jų ir prabilo: "Ramybė jums! "
Lu 24:36 And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.
2Krn 12:7 Kai Viešpats pamatė, kad jie nusižemino, Šemają pasiekė Viešpaties žodis: "Kadangi jie nusižemino, nesunaikinsiu jų, bet suteiksiu jiems šiokią tokią išeitį, ir mano pyktis nebus išlietas ant Jeruzalės per Šišaką.
2Ch 12:7 And when the LORD saw that they humbled themselves, the word of the LORD came to Shemaiah, saying, They have humbled themselves; therefore I will not destroy them, but I will grant them some deliverance; and my wrath shall not be poured out upon Jerusalem by the hand of Shishak.
Mk 7:16 Kas turi ausis, teklauso!
Mar 7:16 If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.
1Kor 10:6 Tie įvykiai yra mums pavyzdys, kad negeistume blogio, kaip anie geidė.
1C 10:6 Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted.
Pr 31:20 Jokūbas nuslėpė nuo aramėjo Labano, kad ketina bėgti.
Ge 31:20 And Jacob stole away unawares to Laban the Syrian, in that he told him not that he fled.
Joz 1:16 "Visa, ką mums įsakai, padarysime, ­ atsakė jie Jozuei, ­ kur tik mus siųsi, ten eisime.
Jos 1:16 And they answered Joshua, saying, All that thou commandest us we will do, and whithersoever thou sendest us, we will go.
Pat 24:22 nes nelaimė iš jų ateina ūmai, ir kas gali žinoti, ar ta pražūtis iš vieno ar iš kito?
Pr 24:22 For their calamity shall rise suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both?
Įst 14:17 pelikanas, palšasis grifas, kormoranas,
De 14:17 And the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the cormorant,
Iz 6:3 "Šventas, šventas, šventas yra Galybių Viešpats! Visa žemė pilna jo šlovės! " ­ šaukė jie nepaliaudami vienas kitam.
Isa 6:3 And one cried unto another, and said, Holy, holy, holy, is the LORD of hosts: the whole earth is full of his glory.
2Kar 18:1 Trečiais Izraelio karaliaus Elos sūnaus Ozėjo metais karaliumi tapo Judo karaliaus sūnus Ezekijas.
2Ki 18:1 Now it came to pass in the third year of Hoshea son of Elah king of Israel, that Hezekiah the son of Ahaz king of Judah began to reign.
Iš 8:24 Viešpats taip ir padarė. Musių spiečių spiečiai apniko faraono rūmus ir jo pareigūnų namus. Žemė visame Egipto krašte buvo nuniokota musių.
Ex 8:24 And the LORD did so; and there came a grievous swarm of flies into the house of Pharaoh, and into his servants' houses, and into all the land of Egypt: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm of flies.
Apd 12:5 Taigi Petras buvo uždarytas kalėjime. O Bažnyčia karštai meldėsi už jį Dievui.
Ac 12:5 Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him.
Kun 3:3 Tada iš bendravimo aukos jis atnašaus kaip ugninę atnašą Viešpačiui vidurius dengiančią riebiąją plėvę ir ant vidurių esančius taukus,
Le 3:3 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,
1Krn 10:14 Kadangi jis neprašė Viešpaties patarimo, Viešpats jį užmušė ir perdavė karalystę Jesės sūnui Dovydui.
1Ch 10:14 And enquired not of the LORD: therefore he slew him, and turned the kingdom unto David the son of Jesse.
1Krn 6:24 šio sūnus Tahatas, šio sūnus Ūrielis, šio sūnus Uzija ir šio sūnus Saulius.
1Ch 6:24 Tahath his son, Uriel his son, Uzziah his son, and Shaul his son.
Jer 3:17 Tuo metu Jeruzalė bus vadinama ‘Viešpaties sostu’; visos tautos ten susirinks, kad pašlovintų Viešpaties vardą Jeruzalėje. Savo nedorų širdžių potraukiams jos daugiau nebepasiduos.
Jer 3:17 At that time they shall call Jerusalem the throne of the LORD; and all the nations shall be gathered unto it, to the name of the LORD, to Jerusalem: neither shall they walk any more after the imagination of their evil heart.
Ps 145:4 ד Viena karta girs kitai tavo darbusir skelbs tavo galybę.
Ps 145:4 One generation shall praise thy works to another, and shall declare thy mighty acts.
Jn 7:25 Kai kurie Jeruzalės gyventojai klausinėjo: "Ar tik ne šitą nori nužudyti?
Jo 7:25 Then said some of them of Jerusalem, Is not this he, whom they seek to kill?
Ps 86:6 Klausykis, Viešpatie, mano maldos, išgirsk mano maldavimą pasigailėti.
Ps 86:6 Give ear, O LORD, unto my prayer; and attend to the voice of my supplications.
Ez 47:18 Rytų pusėje ­ tarp Haurano ir Damasko palei Jordaną, tarp Gileado ir Izraelio krašto iki Rytų jūros ir ligi pat Tamaros. Tai rytinė riba.
Eze 47:18 And the east side ye shall measure from Hauran, and from Damascus, and from Gilead, and from the land of Israel by Jordan, from the border unto the east sea. And this is the east side.

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