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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jok 3:1 Mano broliai, nesistenkite daugelis būti mokytojais. Žinokite, kad mūsų laukia griežtesnis teismas.
Ja 3:1 My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation.
1Kor 16:15 Broliai, jūs pažįstate Stepono namus ir žinote, kad jie yra Achajos pirmatikiai, pasiaukoję tarnauti šventiesiems.
1C 16:15 I beseech you, brethren, (ye know the house of Stephanas, that it is the firstfruits of Achaia, and that they have dedicated themselves to the ministry of the saints,)
Rut 4:4 Pagalvojau, kad svarbu apie tai pranešti tau ir pareikšti: ‘Įsigyk jį čia sėdinčiųjų ir mano tautos seniūnų akivaizdoje. Jei nori atpirkti, atpirk, o jei nenorėtum atpirkti, pasakyk man, kad žinočiau, nes be mudviejų nėra kam atpirkti. ’"­ "Aš noriu jį atpirkti", ­ atsakė tas.
Ru 4:4 And I thought to advertise thee, saying, Buy it before the inhabitants, and before the elders of my people. If thou wilt redeem it, redeem it: but if thou wilt not redeem it, then tell me, that I may know: for there is none to redeem it beside thee; and I am after thee. And he said, I will redeem it.
Mt 7:8 Kiekvienas, kas prašo, gauna, kas ieško, randa, ir beldžiančiam atidaroma.
Mat 7:8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Ps 71:12 Dieve, neatsitolink nuo manęs; mano Dieve, skubėk man padėti!
Ps 71:12 O God, be not far from me: O my God, make haste for my help.
Jer 40:2 Karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas, išlaisvinęs Jeremiją, tarė jam: "Viešpats, tavo Dievas, grasino šiai vietai tokia nelaime.
Jer 40:2 And the captain of the guard took Jeremiah, and said unto him, The LORD thy God hath pronounced this evil upon this place.
Ez 21:26 taip kalbėjo Viešpats DIEVAS. ­Nusiimk turbaną, nukelk nuo galvos karūną! Niekas nepasiliks kaip buvęs: kas žema, tas bus išaukštinta, kas aukšta, tas bus pažeminta!
Eze 21:26 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Remove the diadem, and take off the crown: this shall not be the same: exalt him that is low, and abase him that is high.
Sk 8:2 "Kalbėk Aaronui ir sakyk jam: ‘Kai dėsi žibintus, teapšviečia septynetas žibintų vietą žvakidės priekyje. ’"
Nu 8:2 Speak unto Aaron and say unto him, When thou lightest the lamps, the seven lamps shall give light over against the candlestick.
Ps 35:7 Be priežasties jie paspendė man pinkles, be priežasties iškasė gilią duobę mano gyvasčiai.
Ps 35:7 For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.
Lk 10:24 Sakau jums: daugel pranašų ir karalių troško išvysti, ką jūs matote, bet neišvydo, ir išgirsti, ką jūs girdite, bet neišgirdo. "
Lu 10:24 For I tell you, that many prophets and kings have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.
Ps 78:16 Jis paliepė upeliams trykšti iš uolosir leido lietis vandeniui srautais.
Ps 78:16 He brought streams also out of the rock, and caused waters to run down like rivers.
Job 36:9 jis parodo, ką jie padarė ­ir kaip nusikalto, įžūliai pasielgę.
Job 36:9 Then he sheweth them their work, and their transgressions that they have exceeded.
Iš 39:10 Apdaigstė jį keturiomis brangakmenių eilėmis. Pirmoje eilėje buvo sardas, topazas ir smaragdas,
Ex 39:10 And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row.
Mt 27:19 Sėdinčiam teismo krasėje Pilotui žmona atsiuntė įspėjimą: "Nieko nedaryk šiam teisiajam! Šiąnakt sapne aš labai dėl jo kentėjau. "
Mat 27:19 When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him.
Lk 18:25 Lengviau kupranugariui išlįsti pro adatos ausį, negu turtuoliui įeiti į Dievo karalystę! "
Lu 18:25 For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
1Sam 25:20 Atsitiko taip, kad, jai jojant ant asilo ir leidžiantis žemyn kalno tarpekliu, Dovydas ir jo vyrai leidosi žemyn jos link. Ji susitiko su jais.
1Sa 25:20 And it was so, as she rode on the ass, that she came down by the covert on the hill, and, behold, David and his men came down against her; and she met them.
Rom 10:6 Bet teisumas iš tikėjimo kalba: "Nesakyk savo širdyje: Kas įžengs į dangų? ­ tai yra Kristaus nulaipinti;
Ro 10:6 But the righteousness which is of faith speaketh on this wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascend into heaven? (that is, to bring Christ down from above:)
Ts 20:21 Bet Benjamino giminės žmonės, išėję iš Gibėjos, paguldė tą dieną dvidešimt du tūkstančius Izraelio vyrų.
Judg 20:21 And the children of Benjamin came forth out of Gibeah, and destroyed down to the ground of the Israelites that day twenty and two thousand men.
Dan 11:25 Didele kariuomene jis sukaups savo jėgą ir drąsą prieš pietų karalių. Pietų karalius išžygiuos į karą, vedinas kur kas didesne ir stipresne kariuomene, bet atsispirti jam nepavyks, nes prieš jį bus rengiami sąmokslai.
Da 11:25 And he shall stir up his power and his courage against the king of the south with a great army; and the king of the south shall be stirred up to battle with a very great and mighty army; but he shall not stand: for they shall forecast devices against him.
Kun 4:16 Pateptasis kunigas atneš jaučio kraujo į Susitikimo Palapinę.
Le 4:16 And the priest that is anointed shall bring of the bullock's blood to the tabernacle of the congregation:

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