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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 15:42 Libna, Eteras, Ašanas,
Jos 15:42 Libnah, and Ether, and Ashan,
Įst 32:22 Taip, mano įniršis sukėlė ugnį, ji degs iki pat Šeolo gelmių, rys žemę bei jos derliųir padegs kalnų pamatus.
De 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
1Sam 19:24 Nusivilkęs drabužius, ir jis kalbėjo dvasios pagavoje Samuelio akivaizdoje. Jis gulėjo nuogas visą tą dieną ir naktį. Todėl ir sakoma: "Argi ir Saulius yra tarp pranašų? "
1Sa 19:24 And he stripped off his clothes also, and prophesied before Samuel in like manner, and lay down naked all that day and all that night. Wherefore they say, Is Saul also among the prophets?
1Krn 7:15 Machyras paėmė žmonas Hupimui ir Šupimui, o jo sesers vardas buvo Maaka. Antrojo sūnaus vardas buvo Celofhadas, bet Celofhadas turėjo tik dukterų.
1Ch 7:15 And Machir took to wife the sister of Huppim and Shuppim, whose sister's name was Maachah;) and the name of the second was Zelophehad: and Zelophehad had daughters.
Lk 1:70 kaip nuo senų senovės buvo skelbęssavo šventųjų pranašų lūpomis,
Lu 1:70 As he spake by the mouth of his holy prophets, which have been since the world began:
Job 3:21 Jie laukia mirties, bet ji neateina, jie ieško jos tarsi paslėpto lobyno;
Job 3:21 Which long for death, but it cometh not; and dig for it more than for hid treasures;
2Sam 8:17 Ahitubo sūnus Cadokas ir Abjataro sūnus Ahimelechas ­ kunigai, Seraja ­ raštininkas,
2Sa 8:17 And Zadok the son of Ahitub, and Ahimelech the son of Abiathar, were the priests; and Seraiah was the scribe;
Mt 26:19 Mokiniai padarė, kaip buvo Jėzaus įsakyta, ir paruošė Velykų stalą.
Mat 26:19 And the disciples did as Jesus had appointed them; and they made ready the passover.
Pat 7:9 prieblandoje, dienai blėstant, sutemose, nakčiai temstant.
Pr 7:9 In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:
Pr 42:36 Jų tėvas Jokūbas tarė jiems: "Jūs man vis atimate vaikus: nebėra Juozapo, nebėra Simeono, norite atimti ir Benjaminą. Visa tai turi mane ištikti! "
Ge 42:36 And Jacob their father said unto them, Me have ye bereaved of my children: Joseph is not, and Simeon is not, and ye will take Benjamin away: all these things are against me.
Jn 12:32 O aš, kai būsiu pakeltas nuo žemės, visus trauksiu prie savęs. "
Jo 12:32 And I, if I be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto me.
Ez 37:17 Suglausk juodu vieną su kitu, kad būtų sujungti tavo rankoje.
Eze 37:17 And join them one to another into one stick; and they shall become one in thine hand.
Iz 40:23 Didžiūnus jis paverčia nieku, o žemės valdovus ­ tuščiu burbulu.
Isa 40:23 That bringeth the princes to nothing; he maketh the judges of the earth as vanity.
Est 7:10 Taigi Hamanas buvo pakartas ant kartuvių, kurias buvo pastatydinęs Mordechajui. Tada karaliaus pyktis atlyžo.
Es 7:10 So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai. Then was the king's wrath pacified.
2Kar 25:20 Paėmęs šiuos žmones, sargybos vadas Nebuzaradanas nuvarė juos pas Babilono karalių į Riblą.
2Ki 25:20 And Nebuzaradan captain of the guard took these, and brought them to the king of Babylon to Riblah:
Lk 4:40 Saulei leidžiantis, visi, kurie turėjo ligonių, įvairiomis ligomis sergančių, vedė juos prie Jėzaus. O jis gydė, ant kiekvieno uždėdamas rankas.
Lu 4:40 Now when the sun was setting, all they that had any sick with divers diseases brought them unto him; and he laid his hands on every one of them, and healed them.
Pat 15:19 Tinginio kelias apaugęs erškėčiais, o darbštuolio takas ­ lygus vieškelis.
Pr 15:19 The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous is made plain.
Ez 32:32 Kadangi kėlė siaubą gyvųjų šalyje, jis bus laidojamas tarp neapipjaustytųjų kartu su nužudytaisiais kalaviju, ­ faraonas ir jo žmonės", ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 32:32 For I have caused my terror in the land of the living: and he shall be laid in the midst of the uncircumcised with them that are slain with the sword, even Pharaoh and all his multitude, saith the Lord GOD.
Job 14:18 Deja! Kaip kalnas ilgainiui suyra ir sutrupa, kaip uola pajuda iš savo vietos,
Job 14:18 And surely the mountains falling cometh to nought, and the rock is removed out of his place.
Ps 68:3 O teisieji linksminasi; jie džiūgauja Dievo Artume, jie laimingi ir krykštauja iš džiaugsmo.
Ps 68:3 But let the righteous be glad; let them rejoice before God: yea, let them exceedingly rejoice.

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