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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 3:8 Todėl Viešpats užsidegė pykčiu ant Izraelio ir atidavė juos į Aram Naharaimų karaliaus Kušan Rišataimo rankas. Izraelitai buvo pavaldūs Kušan Rišataimui aštuonerius metus.
Judg 3:8 Therefore the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he sold them into the hand of Chushanrishathaim king of Mesopotamia: and the children of Israel served Chushanrishathaim eight years.
2Kar 20:16 Tada pranašas Izaijas tarė Ezekijui: "Klausykis Viešpaties žodžio:
2Ki 20:16 And Isaiah said unto Hezekiah, Hear the word of the LORD.
Kun 19:35 Nesielgsite nesąžiningai, matuodami dydį, svorį ir kiekį.
Le 19:35 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment, in meteyard, in weight, or in measure.
Jon 2:3 Tu įmetei mane į bedugnę, į jūros širdį. Mane prarijo vandenys, apsėmė visi tavo vandenų srautai ir vilnys.
Jon 2:3 For thou hadst cast me into the deep, in the midst of the seas; and the floods compassed me about: all thy billows and thy waves passed over me.
2Sam 5:21 Filistinai paliko ten savo stabus, o Dovydas ir jo vyrai juos nusinešė.
2Sa 5:21 And there they left their images, and David and his men burned them.
Pr 37:20 Eime, užmuškime jį ir įmeskime į kokią nors duobę. Sakysime, kad plėšrus žvėris jį sudraskė. Tuomet pamatysime, kas išeis iš jo sapnų".
Ge 37:20 Come now therefore, and let us slay him, and cast him into some pit, and we will say, Some evil beast hath devoured him: and we shall see what will become of his dreams.
Lk 19:27 Mano priešus, nenorėjusius, kad būčiau jų karalius, atveskite čionai ir nugalabykite mano akyse! ’"
Lu 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Pat 27:27 Bus pakankamai ožkos pieno maitintis tau, tavo šeimai ir tarnaitėms išlaikyti.
Pr 27:27 And thou shalt have goats' milk enough for thy food, for the food of thy household, and for the maintenance for thy maidens.
Apr 20:4 Aš pamačiau sostus ir į juos sėdančius, ir jiems buvo pavesta teisti. Taip pat aš regėjau sielas tų, kuriems buvo nukirstos galvos dėl Jėzaus liudijimo ir dėl Dievo žodžio, kurie negarbino žvėries nei jo atvaizdo ir neėmė jo ženklo sau ant kaktos ir rankos. Jie atgijo ir viešpatavo su Kristumi tūkstantį metų.
Re 20:4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
Pat 3:6 Pripažink jį visur, kad ir ką darytum, ir jis ištiesins tavo kelius.
Pr 3:6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
2Krn 10:17 Bet Rehabeamas ir toliau valdė izraelitus, gyvenančius Judo miestuose.
2Ch 10:17 But as for the children of Israel that dwelt in the cities of Judah, Rehoboam reigned over them.
Koh 3:19 Juk žmonių ir gyvulių likimas yra toks pat. Ir vieni, ir kiti miršta, nes turi tą patį gyvybės alsavimą. Žmogus nepranoksta gyvulio, nes visa tai migla.
Ec 3:19 For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
1Kor 12:13 Mes visi buvome pakrikštyti vienoje Dvasioje, kad sudarytume vieną kūną, visi ­ žydai ir graikai, vergai ir laisvieji; ir visi buvome pagirdyti viena Dvasia.
1C 12:13 For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit.
2Krn 23:15 Tad jie padarė taką, ir ji, priėjusi karaliaus rūmų įėjimą pro Arklių vartus, buvo nužudyta.
2Ch 23:15 So they laid hands on her; and when she was come to the entering of the horse gate by the king's house, they slew her there.
Sk 3:10 O Aaroną ir jo palikuonis paskirsi eiti kunigystės pareigas. Kiekvienas pašalietis, drįstantis brautis, bus nubaustas mirtimi. "
Nu 3:10 And thou shalt appoint Aaron and his sons, and they shall wait on their priest's office: and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death.
Apr 16:20 Ir pabėgo visos salos, ir nebeliko kalnų.
Re 16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
Hab 3:7 Mačiau nelaimės užpultas Kušano palapines, virpančias Midjano krašto palapinių dangas.
Hab 3:7 I saw the tents of Cushan in affliction: and the curtains of the land of Midian did tremble.
Dan 10:10 Bet tuomet mane palietė ranka, papurtė man rankas ir kelius.
Da 10:10 And, behold, an hand touched me, which set me upon my knees and upon the palms of my hands.
Iš 28:37 Pririši ją prie turbano mėlyna virvele taip, kad ji būtų turbano priekyje.
Ex 28:37 And thou shalt put it on a blue lace, that it may be upon the mitre; upon the forefront of the mitre it shall be.
1Krn 14:10 Tada Dovydas teiravosi Dievo, klausdamas: "Ar aš turiu priešintis filistinams? Ar atiduosi juos man į rankas? " Viešpats atsakė jam: "Žygiuok! Aš atiduosiu juos tau į rankas. "
1Ch 14:10 And David enquired of God, saying, Shall I go up against the Philistines? And wilt thou deliver them into mine hand? And the LORD said unto him, Go up; for I will deliver them into thine hand.

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