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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 5:21 teprisaikdina kunigas moterį prakeikimo priesaika ir tesako moteriai: ­ tepadaro tave Viešpats prakeikimo ir priesaikos pavyzdžiu žmonėms, kai Viešpats padarys, kad sunyktų tavo šlaunys ir išsipūstų tavo pilvas.
Nu 5:21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;
Ps 65:9 Tu lankai kraštą ir palaistai, padarai jį turtingą ir derlingą. Tavo upė, Dieve, pilna vandens, tu įgalini žemę auginti pasėlius. Juk tu ją parengi!
Ps 65:9 Thou visitest the earth, and waterest it: thou greatly enrichest it with the river of God, which is full of water: thou preparest them corn, when thou hast so provided for it.
Jn 19:29 Tenai stovėjo indas, pilnas perrūgusio vyno. Jie pakėlė ant yzopo vytelės kempinę, pamirkytą vyne, ir prinešė prie jo lūpų.
Jo 19:29 Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.
Sk 3:33 Merariui priklausė machlių kiltis ir mušių kiltis. Tokios tat buvo merarių kiltys.
Nu 3:33 Of Merari was the family of the Mahlites, and the family of the Mushites: these are the families of Merari.
1Kar 20:42 Jis tarė jam: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Kadangi tu išlaisvinai žmogų, kuris buvo skirtas tau sunaikinti, tavo gyvybė bus už jo gyvybę ir tavo tauta už jo tautą. ’"
1Ki 20:42 And he said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Because thou hast let go out of thy hand a man whom I appointed to utter destruction, therefore thy life shall go for his life, and thy people for his people.
1Krn 24:24 Uzielio sūnus ­ Michėjas; iš Michėjo sūnų ­ Šamyras.
1Ch 24:24 Of the sons of Uzziel; Michah: of the sons of Michah; Shamir.
Iz 16:5 sostas bus saugus dėl ištikimos meilėsDovydo palapinėje. Jame sėdės ištikimas teisėjas, siekiantis teisingumoir stropiai vykdantis teisumą.
Isa 16:5 And in mercy shall the throne be established: and he shall sit upon it in truth in the tabernacle of David, judging, and seeking judgment, and hasting righteousness.
2Krn 24:10 Visi pareigūnai ir visi žmonės mielai nešė ir metė į dėžę, kol ją pripildydavo.
2Ch 24:10 And all the princes and all the people rejoiced, and brought in, and cast into the chest, until they had made an end.
Ps 105:7 Jis, Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, ir visoje žemėje vykdomi jo įsakymai.
Ps 105:7 He is the LORD our God: his judgments are in all the earth.
1Krn 3:4 Šeši jam gimė Hebrone, kur jis karaliavo septynerius metus ir šešis mėnesius. O Jeruzalėje jis karaliavo trisdešimt trejus metus.
1Ch 3:4 These six were born unto him in Hebron; and there he reigned seven years and six months: and in Jerusalem he reigned thirty and three years.
1Krn 21:2 Taigi Dovydas tarė Joabui ir kariuomenės vadams: "Eikite, suskaičiuokite Izraelio žmones nuo Beer Šebos iki Dano ir praneškite man, kad žinočiau jų skaičių. "
1Ch 21:2 And David said to Joab and to the rulers of the people, Go, number Israel from Beersheba even to Dan; and bring the number of them to me, that I may know it.
1Kar 9:16 Egipto faraonas buvo atžygiavęs, paėmęs Gezerą ir sunaikinęs jį ugnimi. Išžudęs mieste gyvenusius kanaaniečius, jis atidavė jį kaip kraitį savo dukteriai, Saliamono žmonai.
1Ki 9:16 For Pharaoh king of Egypt had gone up, and taken Gezer, and burnt it with fire, and slain the Canaanites that dwelt in the city, and given it for a present unto his daughter, Solomon's wife.
Ez 40:24 Tuomet jis pavedėjo mane pietų link; žiūriu, ten vartai į pietų pusę. Jis išmatavo jų stulpus ir prieangį, ir jie buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti.
Eze 40:24 After that he brought me toward the south, and behold a gate toward the south: and he measured the posts thereof and the arches thereof according to these measures.
Lk 6:5 Ir jis pridūrė: "Žmogaus Sūnus yra ir šabo Viešpats. "
Lu 6:5 And he said unto them, That the Son of man is Lord also of the sabbath.
Jn 5:33 Jūs buvote nusiuntę pasiuntinius pas Joną, ir jis paliudijo tiesą.
Jo 5:33 Ye sent unto John, and he bare witness unto the truth.
Iz 8:3 Po to suėjau su pranaše, ji pastojo ir pagimdė sūnų. O Viešpats tarė man: "Duok jam vardą Maher Šalal Haš Bazas,
Isa 8:3 And I went unto the prophetess; and she conceived, and bare a son. Then said the LORD to me, Call his name Mahershalalhashbaz.
Žyd 13:20 Ramybės Dievas, amžinosios Sandoros krauju išvedęs iš numirusių didįjį avių Ganytoją ­ mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų,
He 13:20 Now the God of peace, that brought again from the dead our Lord Jesus, that great shepherd of the sheep, through the blood of the everlasting covenant,
Pr 24:25 Ir tęsė: "Mes turime apsčiai šiaudų ir pašaro namuose, taip pat ir vietos nakvynei. "
Ge 24:25 She said moreover unto him, We have both straw and provender enough, and room to lodge in.
Sk 26:35 Štai Efraimo palikuonys pagal jų kiltis: iš Šutelacho ­ šutelachų kiltis, iš Bechero ­ becherų kiltis, iš Tahano ­ tahanų kiltis.
Nu 26:35 These are the sons of Ephraim after their families: of Shuthelah, the family of the Shuthalhites: of Becher, the family of the Bachrites: of Tahan, the family of the Tahanites.
Iz 24:18 Kas nuo siaubo bėgs, tas duobėn įpuls; kas iš duobės išlips, tas į pinkles įsipainios, nes dangaus langai aukštai bus atidaryti, ir žemės pamatai sudrebės.
Isa 24:18 And it shall come to pass, that he who fleeth from the noise of the fear shall fall into the pit; and he that cometh up out of the midst of the pit shall be taken in the snare: for the windows from on high are open, and the foundations of the earth do shake.

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