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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 50:5 ‘Mano tėvas prisaikdino mane, tardamas: ‘Aš mirštu, turi mane palaidoti kape, kurį sau išsikasiau Kanaano krašte! ’ Todėl prašau leisti man keliauti laidoti savo tėvo. Po to sugrįšiu. ’"
Ge 50:5 My father made me swear, saying, Lo, I die: in my grave which I have digged for me in the land of Canaan, there shalt thou bury me. Now therefore let me go up, I pray thee, and bury my father, and I will come again.
Pr 38:3 Ji tapo nėščia ir pagimdė sūnų, o jis pavadino jį Eru.
Ge 38:3 And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er.
Koh 3:1 Viskam yra metas, ir kiekvienam reikalui tinkamas laikas po dangumi.
Ec 3:1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
Apr 18:18 stebėdami gaisro dūmus šaukė: "Kas galėtų lygintis su didžiuoju miestu? ! "
Re 18:18 And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city!
2Sam 22:28 Juk tu gelbsti nuolankiuosius, bet su panieka žiūri į išdidžiuosius.
2Sa 22:28 And the afflicted people thou wilt save: but thine eyes are upon the haughty, that thou mayest bring them down.
1Sam 20:30 Saulius įtūžo ant Jehonatano. "Esi suktos ir maištingos moters sūnus! ­ šaukė jis. ­ Argi aš nežinau, kad tu palaikai Jesės sūnaus pusę savo gėdai ir savo motinos nuogumo gėdai?
1Sa 20:30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?
Ps 94:18 Kai manau: "Mano koja slysta", ­tavo gerumas, Viešpatie, mane stiprina.
Ps 94:18 When I said, My foot slippeth; thy mercy, O LORD, held me up.
Lk 20:15 Taigi jie nusitempė jį už vynuogyno ir nužudė. Ką gi su jais darys vynuogyno savininkas?
Lu 20:15 So they cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. What therefore shall the lord of the vineyard do unto them?
1Krn 27:4 Dodajas Ahoachas vadovavo antro mėnesio būriui; Miklotas buvo vyriausias jo būrio pareigūnas. Jo būryje buvo dvidešimt keturi tūkstančiai.
1Ch 27:4 And over the course of the second month was Dodai an Ahohite, and of his course was Mikloth also the ruler: in his course likewise were twenty and four thousand.
Pr 35:29 kai atsiduso paskutinį kartą. Jis mirė, ir žiloje senatvėje, turėdamas daug metų, buvo sujungtas su savo gimine. Jo sūnūs Ezavas ir Jokūbas palaidojo jį.
Ge 35:29 And Isaac gave up the ghost, and died, and was gathered unto his people, being old and full of days: and his sons Esau and Jacob buried him.
Ps 50:1 Asafo psalmė. Dievas, Dievas, kalba, jis sušaukia visą žemę nuo Rytų ligi Vakarų.
Ps 50:1 The mighty God, even the LORD, hath spoken, and called the earth from the rising of the sun unto the going down thereof.
Iš 29:37 Septynias dienas tęsi permaldavimą už aukurą, kad jį pašventintum, ir aukuras bus ypač šventas. Kas tik prie jo prisiliestų, taps pašventintas.
Ex 29:37 Seven days thou shalt make an atonement for the altar, and sanctify it; and it shall be an altar most holy: whatsoever toucheth the altar shall be holy.
Ps 69:19 Tu žinai mano užgaules, gėdą ir negarbę; tau pažįstami visi mano priešai.
Ps 69:19 Thou hast known my reproach, and my shame, and my dishonour: mine adversaries are all before thee.
Joz 12:1 Štai krašto karaliai, kuriuos izraelitai nugalėjo ir užėmė jų žemes. Į rytus nuo Jordano, nuo Arnono slėnio iki Hermono kalno, įskaitant rytinę Arabos dalį ­
Jos 12:1 Now these are the kings of the land, which the children of Israel smote, and possessed their land on the other side Jordan toward the rising of the sun, from the river Arnon unto mount Hermon, and all the plain on the east:
Joz 24:13 Daviau jums žemę, kurios neįdirbote, ir miestus, kurių nestatėte; juose esate įsikūrę. Valgote vaisius vynuogynų ir alyvmedžių sodų, kurių patys nesodinote. ’
Jos 24:13 And I have given you a land for which ye did not labour, and cities which ye built not, and ye dwell in them; of the vineyards and oliveyards which ye planted not do ye eat.
Apd 22:23 Jie klykė, mosavo drabužiais ir svaidė į orą smėlį.
Ac 22:23 And as they cried out, and cast off their clothes, and threw dust into the air,
Žyd 5:13 Juk kiekvienas, kas minta pienu, dar neišmano teisumo mokslo, nes tebėra kūdikis.
He 5:13 For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.
Pr 30:31 Labanas klausė: "Kiek gi turiu tau mokėti? " Jokūbas atsakė: "Nieko man nemokėk! Jei man padarysi štai ką, aš vėl ganysiu ir rūpinsiuosi tavo kaimene.
Ge 30:31 And he said, What shall I give thee? And Jacob said, Thou shalt not give me any thing: if thou wilt do this thing for me, I will again feed and keep thy flock.
Mch 7:20 Tu parodysi ištikimybę Jokūbui, ištikimą meilę Abraomui, kaip esi prisiekęsmūsų protėviams senovės dienomis.
Mic 7:20 Thou wilt perform the truth to Jacob, and the mercy to Abraham, which thou hast sworn unto our fathers from the days of old.
Job 18:5 Iš tikrųjų nedorėlio šviesa užgesinta, ir jo ugnies liepsna nebešviečia.
Job 18:5 Yea, the light of the wicked shall be put out, and the spark of his fire shall not shine.

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