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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 5:26 Visus pagavo nuostaba, ir jie garbino Dievą. Apimti baimės, jie kalbėjo: "Šiandien matėme nuostabių dalykų. "
Lu 5:26 And they were all amazed, and they glorified God, and were filled with fear, saying, We have seen strange things to day.
Rom 6:16 Argi nežinote, kad, pasiduodami kam nors vergiškai tarnauti, jūs iš tiesų tampate vergais to, kurio klausote, ar tai būtų nuodėmė, vedanti į mirtį, ar klusnumas, vedantis į teisumą.
Ro 6:16 Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?
Rd 1:20 Pasižiūrėk, Viešpatie, kaip man skaudu! Aš visa sukrėsta, širdis blaškosi krūtinėje, nes labai maištavau. Lauke mirtį neša kalavijas, viduje ­ maras.
La 1:20 Behold, O LORD; for I am in distress: my bowels are troubled; mine heart is turned within me; for I have grievously rebelled: abroad the sword bereaveth, at home there is as death.
Jn 7:11 Tuo tarpu iškilmėse žydai jo ieškojo, klausinėdami: "O kur tasai? "
Jo 7:11 Then the Jews sought him at the feast, and said, Where is he?
Ef 1:8 Jis dosniai apdovanojo mus savo malonesu įvairiopa išmintimi ir sumanumu,
Ep 1:8 Wherein he hath abounded toward us in all wisdom and prudence;
Iš 9:28 Maldaukite Viešpatį! Gana jau Dievo griausmų ir krušos! Aš leisiu jums eiti. Nėra reikalo jums ilgiau pasilikti. "
Ex 9:28 Intreat the LORD (for it is enough) that there be no more mighty thunderings and hail; and I will let you go, and ye shall stay no longer.
Jer 2:13 Juk mano tauta nusikalto dvigubai: mane, gyvojo vandens šaltinį, jie palikoir išsikasė vandens talpyklas, kiauras talpyklas, nelaikančias vandens.
Jer 2:13 For my people have committed two evils; they have forsaken me the fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cisterns, broken cisterns, that can hold no water.
Mk 14:28 O prisikėlęs aš pirma jūsų nueisiu į Galilėją. "
Mar 14:28 But after that I am risen, I will go before you into Galilee.
Apd 13:28 Nors nerado jame jokios mirties vertos kaltės, jie reikalavo iš Piloto, kad jis būtų nužudytas.
Ac 13:28 And though they found no cause of death in him, yet desired they Pilate that he should be slain.
Jer 32:3 jį ten buvo įkalinęs Judo karalius Zedekijas. Karalius sakė: "Kaip tu drįsti pranašauti: ‘Štai ką sako Viešpats. Tikėk manimi, šį miestą atiduosiu Babilono karaliui; jis užims jį.
Jer 32:3 For Zedekiah king of Judah had shut him up, saying, Wherefore dost thou prophesy, and say, Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will give this city into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall take it;
1Krn 15:21 o Matitijas, Elifelehuvas, Miknėjas, Obed Edomas, Jejelis ir Azazijas giedojimui pritarti lyromis pagal šeminitą .
1Ch 15:21 And Mattithiah, and Elipheleh, and Mikneiah, and Obededom, and Jeiel, and Azaziah, with harps on the Sheminith to excel.
Kun 16:22 Taip ožys išneš ant savęs visas jų kaltes į tyrus. Kai ožys bus paleistas dykumoje,
Le 16:22 And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the wilderness.
Job 10:3 Argi tau atrodo gera engti, niekinti savo rankų darbąir šypsotis nedorėlių užmojams?
Job 10:3 Is it good unto thee that thou shouldest oppress, that thou shouldest despise the work of thine hands, and shine upon the counsel of the wicked?
Jer 50:40 Kaip Dievas sugriovė Sodomą ir Gomorą bei jų kaimynus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ taip ir ten nebegyvens nei žmogus, nei apsistos jame marusis.
Jer 50:40 As God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighbour cities thereof, saith the LORD; so shall no man abide there, neither shall any son of man dwell therein.
2Sam 19:28 Juk nors visi mano tėvo namai buvo tik mirties verti, tu pasodinai savo tarną tarp valgančių prie tavo stalo. Tad kokią teisę turiu dar šauktis karaliaus? "
2Sa 19:28 For all of my father's house were but dead men before my lord the king: yet didst thou set thy servant among them that did eat at thine own table. What right therefore have I yet to cry any more unto the king?
Ez 36:27 Duosiu jums savo dvasią ir padarysiu, kad gyventumėte pagal mano įstatus, laikytumėtės mano įsakų ir juos vykdytumėte.
Eze 36:27 And I will put my spirit within you, and cause you to walk in my statutes, and ye shall keep my judgments, and do them.
Rut 3:17 Po to pridūrė: "Davė jis man šešis saikus miežių, sakydamas: ‘Tau nedera sugrįžti pas anytą tuščiomis rankomis! ’"
Ru 3:17 And she said, These six measures of barley gave he me; for he said to me, Go not empty unto thy mother in law.
Mt 22:22 Tai girdėdami, jie stebėjosi ir, palikę jį, nuėjo.
Mat 22:22 When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.
Rd 3:28 י Tesėdi jis vienas tyloje, kai jungas jam sunkus.
La 3:28 He sitteth alone and keepeth silence, because he hath borne it upon him.
2Krn 29:16 Kunigai įėjo į Viešpaties Namus jų valyti. Jie išnešė visus nešvarius daiktus, rastus Viešpaties Namuose, į Viešpaties Namų kiemą, o levitai, paėmę iš jų, nunešė į Kidrono slėnį.
2Ch 29:16 And the priests went into the inner part of the house of the LORD, to cleanse it, and brought out all the uncleanness that they found in the temple of the LORD into the court of the house of the LORD. And the Levites took it, to carry it out abroad into the brook Kidron.

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