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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 18:28 Vos išėjęs, tas tarnas susitiko vieną savo tarnybos draugą, kuris buvo jam skolingas šimtą denarų, ir nutvėręs smaugė jį, sakydamas: ‘Atiduok skolą! ’
Mat 18:28 But the same servant went out, and found one of his fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he laid hands on him, and took him by the throat, saying, Pay me that thou owest.
Pr 1:10 Dievas pavadino sausumą žeme, o vandenų telkinį jūromis. Ir Dievas matė, kad tai gera.
Ge 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
Job 20:28 Potvynis nuneš jo namus vandens srautais, kurie teka Dievo rūstybės dieną.
Job 20:28 The increase of his house shall depart, and his goods shall flow away in the day of his wrath.
Rd 5:1 Atmink, Viešpatie, kas mums atsitiko, pažvelk ir pamatyk mūsų gėdą!
La 5:1 Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach.
Mt 14:18 Jėzus tarė: "Atneškite man juos. "
Mat 14:18 He said, Bring them hither to me.
Pat 10:9 Kas elgiasi dorai, tas saugiai gyvena, o kas eina suktu keliu, tam baigsis blogai.
Pr 10:9 He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.
Koh 8:6 nes kiekvienam dalykui yra ir laikas, ir nuosprendis. Savo didelei nelaimei, žmogus
Ec 8:6 Because to every purpose there is time and judgment, therefore the misery of man is great upon him.
Jer 25:26 visus šiaurės karalius, artimus ir tolimus, vieną po kito; visas karalystes žemėje. O Šešacho karalius gers paskutinis.
Jer 25:26 And all the kings of the north, far and near, one with another, and all the kingdoms of the world, which are upon the face of the earth: and the king of Sheshach shall drink after them.
Jer 11:20 Bet tu, Galybių Viešpatie, sprendi teisingai, ištiri jausmus ir širdį ! Leisk man pamatyti, kaip jiems keršysi, nes tau patikėjau savo reikalą!
Jer 11:20 But, O LORD of hosts, that judgest righteously, that triest the reins and the heart, let me see thy vengeance on them: for unto thee have I revealed my cause.
Sk 7:28 ožys aukai už nuodėmę
Nu 7:28 One kid of the goats for a sin offering:
Apd 2:33 Dievo dešinės išaukštintas, jis gavo iš Tėvo Šventosios Dvasios pažadą ir ją dabar išliejo. Jūs tai matote ir girdite.
Ac 2:33 Therefore being by the right hand of God exalted, and having received of the Father the promise of the Holy Ghost, he hath shed forth this, which ye now see and hear.
2Kar 14:18 O kiti Amacijo darbai argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 14:18 And the rest of the acts of Amaziah, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Iz 65:19 Aš džiaugsiuosi Jeruzalėjeir linksminsiuosi savo tautoje. Nebebus joje girdėti graudaus verks-monė gailių dejonių.
Isa 65:19 And I will rejoice in Jerusalem, and joy in my people: and the voice of weeping shall be no more heard in her, nor the voice of crying.
Ez 34:2 "Žmogau, pranašauk Izraelio ganytojams, pranašauk ir sakyk jiems, ganytojams: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Vargas jums, Izraelio ganytojai, ganiusieji save pačius! Argi ne ganytojų pareiga ­ ganyti kaimenę?
Eze 34:2 Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto the shepherds; Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks?
Ps 119:8 Laikysiuosi tavo įstatų, o tu niekada nepalik manęs!
Ps 119:8 I will keep thy statutes: O forsake me not utterly.
Ez 46:13 Kasdien parūpinsi vienerių metų avinėlį, neturintį jokio trūkumo, kaip deginamąją auką Viešpačiui; parūpinsi po vieną kiekvieną rytą.
Eze 46:13 Thou shalt daily prepare a burnt offering unto the LORD of a lamb of the first year without blemish: thou shalt prepare it every morning.
Iš 38:19 Keturi stulpai ir jų keturi pastovai buvo iš vario, o kabliai ­ iš sidabro. Stulpų viršūnės buvo pasidabruotos, o sankabos ­ iš sidabro.
Ex 38:19 And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver.
1Krn 22:8 Bet pasiekė mane Viešpaties žodis: ‘Daug kraujo išliejai ir ilgai kariavai. Mano vardui Namų tu nestatysi, nes esi išliejęs daug kraujo ant žemės mano akivaizdoje.
1Ch 22:8 But the word of the LORD came to me, saying, Thou hast shed blood abundantly, and hast made great wars: thou shalt not build an house unto my name, because thou hast shed much blood upon the earth in my sight.
2Sam 22:44 Tu išgelbėjai mane nuo kivirčo mano tautoje, saugojai mane kaip tautų galvą; tauta, kurios nepažinau, man tarnavo.
2Sa 22:44 Thou also hast delivered me from the strivings of my people, thou hast kept me to be head of the heathen: a people which I knew not shall serve me.
Pr 45:25 Jie pakilo iš Egipto ir parvyko pas savo tėvą Jokūbą į Kanaano kraštą.
Ge 45:25 And they went up out of Egypt, and came into the land of Canaan unto Jacob their father,

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