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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 4:21 Vaiką ji pavadino Ikabodu, sakydama: "Šlovė pasitraukė iš Izraelio! " ­ dėl to, kad Dievo Skrynia buvo pagrobta ir dėl savo uošvio bei vyro mirties.
1Sa 4:21 And she named the child Ichabod, saying, The glory is departed from Israel: because the ark of God was taken, and because of her father in law and her husband.
1Krn 9:29 Kiti buvo paskirti rūpintis baldais, visais šventaisiais reikmenimis ir geriausiais miltais, vynu, smilkalais bei kvepalais.
1Ch 9:29 Some of them also were appointed to oversee the vessels, and all the instruments of the sanctuary, and the fine flour, and the wine, and the oil, and the frankincense, and the spices.
Apd 13:36 Bet Dovydas numirė, savo kartoje patarnavęs Dievo valiai. Jis buvo palaidotas prie savo protėvių ir supuvo.
Ac 13:36 For David, after he had served his own generation by the will of God, fell on sleep, and was laid unto his fathers, and saw corruption:
Ezd 1:3 Visi, kas iš jūsų priklauso jo tautai ­ tebūna jų Dievas su jais! ­ tesileidžia kelionėn į Jeruzalę Jude atstatyti Viešpaties, Izraelio Dievo, Namų Jeruzalėje.
Ezr 1:3 Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and let him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of the LORD God of Israel, (he is the God,) which is in Jerusalem.
Iz 45:10 Vargas kūdikiui, kuris sako tėvui: ‘Ką gimti tu pašauki? ’arba motinai: ‘Ką tu gimdai? ’"
Isa 45:10 Woe unto him that saith unto his father, What begettest thou? or to the woman, What hast thou brought forth?
Apd 27:4 Iš ten mums teko buriuoti Kipro užuovėja, nes pūtė priešiniai vėjai.
Ac 27:4 And when we had launched from thence, we sailed under Cyprus, because the winds were contrary.
Lk 23:54 Visa tai dėjosi Pasirengimo dieną, jau beprasidedant šabui.
Lu 23:54 And that day was the preparation, and the sabbath drew on.
1Kor 12:4 Esama skirtingų malonės dovanų, tačiau ta pati Dvasia.
1C 12:4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
1Kar 15:6 Karas tarp Rehabeamo ir Jeroboamo tęsėsi per visas jo gyvenimo dienas.
1Ki 15:6 And there was war between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all the days of his life.
Pr 25:20 Izaokas buvo keturiasdešimtmetis, kai vedė Rebeką, aramėjo Betuelio iš Padan Aramo dukterį ir aramėjo Labano seserį.
Ge 25:20 And Isaac was forty years old when he took Rebekah to wife, the daughter of Bethuel the Syrian of Padanaram, the sister to Laban the Syrian.
Apd 2:26 Todėl pralinksmėjo mano širdis, krykštavo mano lūpos, ir mano kūnas ilsėsis su viltimi,
Ac 2:26 Therefore did my heart rejoice, and my tongue was glad; moreover also my flesh shall rest in hope:
Kun 23:17 Atnešite iš savo gyvenviečių kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą du duonos kepalus, kiekvieną iš dviejų dešimtadalių efos. Jie turi būti iš geriausių miltų, kepti su raugu kaip pirmienos Viešpačiui.
Le 23:17 Ye shall bring out of your habitations two wave loaves of two tenth deals; they shall be of fine flour; they shall be baken with leaven; they are the firstfruits unto the LORD.
Sk 22:10 Bileamas atsakė Dievui: "Moabo karalius Balakas, Ciporo sūnus, atsiuntė man tokį žodį:
Nu 22:10 And Balaam said unto God, Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, hath sent unto me, saying,
2Kar 18:12 Tai įvyko dėl to, kad jie neklausė Viešpaties, savo Dievo, balso, ir sulaužė jo Sandorą, visai nepaisydami ir nevykdydami, ką Mozė buvo įsakęs.
2Ki 18:12 Because they obeyed not the voice of the LORD their God, but transgressed his covenant, and all that Moses the servant of the LORD commanded, and would not hear them, nor do them.
Jer 12:13 Jie pasėjo kviečius, o pjauna erškėčius; nusiplūkė be jokios naudos. Jie kenčia dėl savo pjūties, dėl liepsnojančio Viešpaties pykčio. "
Jer 12:13 They have sown wheat, but shall reap thorns: they have put themselves to pain, but shall not profit: and they shall be ashamed of your revenues because of the fierce anger of the LORD.
Pr 21:28 Tuomet Abraomas atskyrė iš kaimenės septynis ėriukus.
Ge 21:28 And Abraham set seven ewe lambs of the flock by themselves.
Joz 15:38 Dilanas, Micpė, Jokteelis,
Jos 15:38 And Dilean, and Mizpeh, and Joktheel,
1Pt 3:9 Neatsilyginkite piktu už pikta ar keiksmu už keiksmą, bet, priešingai, laiminkite, nes ir patys esate pašaukti paveldėti palaiminimo.
1P 3:9 Not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.
Neh 5:3 Kiti sakė: "Mes turime užstatyti savo laukus, vynuogynus ir namus, kad gautume grūdų atsiginti nuo bado. "
Ne 5:3 Some also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.
Lk 4:2 keturiasdešimt dienų, ir jis buvo velnio gundomas. Jis nieko nevalgė per tas dienas ir, joms pasibaigus, buvo alkanas.
Lu 4:2 Being forty days tempted of the devil. And in those days he did eat nothing: and when they were ended, he afterward hungered.

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