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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 4:18 Nematydamas jokios vilties, Abraomas patikėjo viltimi, jog tapsiąs daugelio tautų tėvu, kaip pasakyta: Tokia bus tavoji ainija.
Ro 4:18 Who against hope believed in hope, that he might become the father of many nations, according to that which was spoken, So shall thy seed be.
Jer 13:16 "Teikite šlovę Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, kol dar nesutemo, kol dar prieblandoje jūsų kojos neklupinėja ant kupstų, kol dar jūsų lauktoji šviesa nepavirto niūria tamsa, nepersimainė į tamsius debesis.
Jer 13:16 Give glory to the LORD your God, before he cause darkness, and before your feet stumble upon the dark mountains, and, while ye look for light, he turn it into the shadow of death, and make it gross darkness.
Ez 9:2 Ir štai šeši vyrai atėjo keliu nuo aukštesniųjų vartų, kurie yra šiauriniame pakraštyje, kiekvienas nešinas savo žudymo ginklu. Tarp jų buvo vyras, vilkintis drobiniais, su raštininko reikmenimis prie juosmens. Atėję jie sustojo prie žalvario aukuro.
Eze 9:2 And, behold, six men came from the way of the higher gate, which lieth toward the north, and every man a slaughter weapon in his hand; and one man among them was clothed with linen, with a writer's inkhorn by his side: and they went in, and stood beside the brasen altar.
Oz 9:14 ‘Duok jiems, Viešpatie! ’Ką jiems duosi? Duok jiems nevaisingas įsčiasir užtrūkusias krūtis.
Ho 9:14 Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.
2Krn 8:11 Saliamonas perkėlė faraono dukterį iš Dovydo miesto į rūmus, kuriuos buvo jai pastatęs, nes sakė sau: "Jokia mano žmona negyvens Izraelio karaliaus Dovydo rūmuose, nes vietos, kur atėjo Viešpaties Skrynia, yra šventos. "
2Ch 8:11 And Solomon brought up the daughter of Pharaoh out of the city of David unto the house that he had built for her: for he said, My wife shall not dwell in the house of David king of Israel, because the places are holy, whereunto the ark of the LORD hath come.
1Tes 5:26 Pasveikinkite visus brolius šventu pabučiavimu.
1Th 5:26 Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.
Zch 12:12 Ir kraštas raudos, kiekviena kiltis atskirai: Dovydo namų kiltis skyrium ir jų žmonos atskirai; Natano namų kiltis skyrium ir jų žmonos atskirai;
Zec 12:12 And the land shall mourn, every family apart; the family of the house of David apart, and their wives apart; the family of the house of Nathan apart, and their wives apart;
Neh 10:6 Danielius, Ginetonas, Baruchas,
Ne 10:6 Daniel, Ginnethon, Baruch,
Pat 14:17 Kas ūmus, tas kvailai pasielgia, o sukčius nekenčiamas.
Pr 14:17 He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hated.
Jn 10:31 Ir vėl žydai stvėrėsi akmenų, norėdami jį užmušti.
Jo 10:31 Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
Pr 1:24 Dievas tarė: "Tepagimdo žemė visų rūšių gyvūnų: galvijus, roplius ir visų rūšių laukinius gyvulius! " Taip ir įvyko.
Ge 1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
Įst 32:15 Ješurūnas nutuko ir spardėsi. Nutukai, tapai apkūnus ir išpurtęs! ­Jis paliko Dievą, kuris jį padarė, ir tyčiojosi iš savo išganančios Uolos.
De 32:15 But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.
Neh 9:28 Bet, vos tik gavę ramybę, jie vėl ėmė daryti pikta tavo akyse. Tada tu atidavei juos priešams į rankas, idant šie būtų jų valdovai. O kada jie vėl gręžėsi šauktis tavęs, tu išgirdai juos dangujeir nuolat gelbėjai juos iš savo gailestingumo.
Ne 9:28 But after they had rest, they did evil again before thee: therefore leftest thou them in the land of their enemies, so that they had the dominion over them: yet when they returned, and cried unto thee, thou heardest them from heaven; and many times didst thou deliver them according to thy mercies;
Job 34:2 "Klausykitės, išminčiai, mano žodžių, ištempkite, žinovai, savo ausis.
Job 34:2 Hear my words, O ye wise men; and give ear unto me, ye that have knowledge.
1Tim 3:12 Diakonai tebūnie tik kartą vedę , gerai tvarkantys savo vaikus ir namus.
1Ti 3:12 Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.
Įst 31:22 Tą pačią dieną Mozė užsirašė šią giesmę ir mokė jos izraelitus.
De 31:22 Moses therefore wrote this song the same day, and taught it the children of Israel.
Pat 12:15 Kvailo žmogaus kelias jam pačiam atrodo teisingas, o išmintingas žmogus klauso patarimo.
Pr 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
1Sam 21:7 Tad kunigas davė jam pašventintos duonos, nes kitos duonos nebuvo, tiktai padėtinė duona, kuri buvo paimta iš Viešpaties akivaizdos ir tuo pačiu laiku pakeista šilta duona.
1Sa 21:7 Now a certain man of the servants of Saul was there that day, detained before the LORD; and his name was Doeg, an Edomite, the chiefest of the herdmen that belonged to Saul.
Sk 21:5 Jie kalbėjo prieš Dievą ir Mozę: "Kodėl išvedei mus iš Egipto numirti dykumoje? Juk čia nėra nei maisto, nei vandens: mes bjaurimės tuo niekam tikusiu maistu. "
Nu 21:5 And the people spake against God, and against Moses, Wherefore have ye brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? for there is no bread, neither is there any water; and our soul loatheth this light bread.
Koh 8:1 Kas gali lygintis su išminčiumiir visa tai paaiškinti? "Žmogaus išmintis taip apšviečia jo veidą, kad sušvelnėja griežti jo bruožai. "
Ec 8:1 Who is as the wise man? and who knoweth the interpretation of a thing? a man's wisdom maketh his face to shine, and the boldness of his face shall be changed.

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