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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 6:12 "Viskas man valia! " Bet ne viskas naudinga! "Viskas man valia! " Bet aš nesiduosiu pavergiamas!
1C 6:12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
Lk 18:42 Šis atsakė: "Viešpatie, kad praregėčiau! " Jėzus tarė: "Regėk! Tavo tikėjimas išgelbėjo tave. "
Lu 18:42 And Jesus said unto him, Receive thy sight: thy faith hath saved thee.
Joz 15:35 Jarmutas, Adulamas, Sochojas, Azeka,
Jos 15:35 Jarmuth, and Adullam, Socoh, and Azekah,
Ps 90:15 Duok mums tiek laimės, kiek davei liūdesioper visus mūsų nelaimių metus.
Ps 90:15 Make us glad according to the days wherein thou hast afflicted us, and the years wherein we have seen evil.
2Kar 25:21 Babilono karalius įsakė juos užmušti, ir Ribloje, Hamato krašte, jie buvo nubausti mirtimi. Taip Judas tapo ištremtas iš savo žemės.
2Ki 25:21 And the king of Babylon smote them, and slew them at Riblah in the land of Hamath. So Judah was carried away out of their land.
Iz 37:35 Aš apginsiu jį dėl savęs ir dėl savo tarno Dovydo. "
Isa 37:35 For I will defend this city to save it for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake.
Kun 5:19 Tokia yra kaltės atnaša; tas žmogus tikrai buvo kaltas Viešpačiui. "
Le 5:19 It is a trespass offering: he hath certainly trespassed against the LORD.
Ez 24:20 Tuomet jiems atsakiau: "Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 24:20 Then I answered them, The word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
2Sam 2:20 Žvilgterėjęs atgal, Abneras sušuko: "Ar tai tu, Asaeli? " ­ "Taip, tai aš! " ­ atsakė.
2Sa 2:20 Then Abner looked behind him, and said, Art thou Asahel? And he answered, I am.
Įst 30:13 Jis nėra nei anapus jūros, kad turėtumei sakyti: ‘Kas iš mūsų gali persikelti anapus jūros jo parnešti ir perduoti, kad galėtume jo laikytis? ’
De 30:13 Neither is it beyond the sea, that thou shouldest say, Who shall go over the sea for us, and bring it unto us, that we may hear it, and do it?
Rom 6:14 Jumyse nebeviešpataus nuodėmė; jūs ne įstatymo, bet malonės galioje.
Ro 6:14 For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.
Job 38:33 Argi išmanai dangaus skliauto dėsnius, ar gali padaryti, kad jie valdytų žemę?
Job 38:33 Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the earth?
Apr 3:4 Vis dėlto tu Sarduose turi tegul ir nedaugelį žmonių , kurie nėra susitepę drabužių. Jie vaikščios su manimi apsirengę baltai, nes jie šito verti.
Re 3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.
Iz 14:32 O kokį atsakymą gaus tos tautos pasiuntiniai? "Sionas ­ Viešpaties įkurtas, jame randa prieglobstį jo tautos varguoliai. "
Isa 14:32 What shall one then answer the messengers of the nation? That the LORD hath founded Zion, and the poor of his people shall trust in it.
1Tim 1:12 Aš esu kupinas dėkingumo mūsų Viešpačiui Kristui Jėzui, kuris mane sustiprino ir palaikė tinkamu užimti tarnystę,
1Ti 1:12 And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry;
Sk 26:8 Paluvo palikuonis ­ Eliabas.
Nu 26:8 And the sons of Pallu; Eliab.
Ez 7:2 "Žmogau, taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS Izraelio žemei. Galas! Ateina galas keturiems krašto kampams!
Eze 7:2 Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of Israel; An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land.
Sk 10:7 O kai turi būti sušaukta bendrija, trimituosite, bet pavojaus neskelbsite.
Nu 10:7 But when the congregation is to be gathered together, ye shall blow, but ye shall not sound an alarm.
Iš 39:29 ir plonos suktinių siūlų drobės juostą puošniai išsiuvinėjo mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonais siūlais, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 39:29 And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Įst 3:27 Užkopk ant Pisgos viršūnės ir pakelk akis į vakarus, šiaurę, pietus ir rytus. Gerai pasižvalgyk, nes per Jordaną tu nepereisi.
De 3:27 Get thee up into the top of Pisgah, and lift up thine eyes westward, and northward, and southward, and eastward, and behold it with thine eyes: for thou shalt not go over this Jordan.

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