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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 13:51 Septintą dieną apžiūrės ligą: jei liga išsiplėtusi drabužyje, apmatuose ar atauduose, ar odoje, kad ir kam oda būtų naudojama, tai raupsų liga. Drabužis nešvarus.
Le 13:51 And he shall look on the plague on the seventh day: if the plague be spread in the garment, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in a skin, or in any work that is made of skin; the plague is a fretting leprosy; it is unclean.
Jer 48:45 Hešbono paunksnėje nuilsę bėgliai trumpai stabtelėjo. Ugnis veržėsi iš Hebrono, liepsna ­ iš Sihono namų. Ji surijo Moabo kaktą, triukšmadarių galvą.
Jer 48:45 They that fled stood under the shadow of Heshbon because of the force: but a fire shall come forth out of Heshbon, and a flame from the midst of Sihon, and shall devour the corner of Moab, and the crown of the head of the tumultuous ones.
Sk 18:1 Viešpats tarė Aaronui: "Tu ir tavo sūnūs drauge su savo protėvių namais būsite atsakingi už bet kokią kaltę, susijusią su šventykla, o atsakomybė už kaltes, susijusias su kunigyste, kris ant tavęs ir tavo sūnų.
Nu 18:1 And the LORD said unto Aaron, Thou and thy sons and thy father's house with thee shall bear the iniquity of the sanctuary: and thou and thy sons with thee shall bear the iniquity of your priesthood.
Pr 18:32 Tuomet jis tarė: "Tenesupyksta ant manęs Viešpats, kad dar kalbėsiu. O jei dešimt? " "Nesunaikinsiu dėl dešimt, " ­ atsakė jis.
Ge 18:32 And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.
Mt 21:36 Jis vėl siuntė tarnų, daugiau negu pirma. Bet ūkininkai ir su šitais pasielgė kaip su anais.
Mat 21:36 Again, he sent other servants more than the first: and they did unto them likewise.
Mt 4:14 Išsipildė pranašo Izaijo žodžiai:
Mat 4:14 That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying,
Lk 4:19 ir skelbti Viešpaties malonės metų.
Lu 4:19 To preach the acceptable year of the Lord.
Pat 18:4 Žodžiai iš žmogaus lūpų ­ gilus vanduo, o išminties šaltinis ­ tekanti srovė.
Pr 18:4 The words of a man's mouth are as deep waters, and the wellspring of wisdom as a flowing brook.
Lk 8:24 Tuomet pripuolę mokiniai ėmė žadinti Jėzų, šaukdami: "Mokytojau, Mokytojau, žūvame! " Atsikėlęs jis sudraudė vėją ir bangas. Jie nurimo, stojo tyla.
Lu 8:24 And they came to him, and awoke him, saying, Master, master, we perish. Then he arose, and rebuked the wind and the raging of the water: and they ceased, and there was a calm.
Ez 12:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 12:1 The word of the LORD also came unto me, saying,
Ezd 4:14 Taigi, kadangi mes valgome karaliaus rūmų druską, negalime nematyti karaliui daromos negarbės, todėl parašėme apie tai, norėdami pranešti karaliui,
Ezr 4:14 Now because we have maintenance from the king's palace, and it was not meet for us to see the king's dishonour, therefore have we sent and certified the king;
Rom 8:21 kad ir pati kūrinija bus išvaduota iš pragaišties vergovės ir įgis Dievo vaikų garbės laisvę.
Ro 8:21 Because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God.
Ez 29:14 Sugrąžinsiu Egipto tremtinius ir parvesiu juos atgal į Patroso šalį, jų gimtąjį kraštą; ten jie bus menka karalystė.
Eze 29:14 And I will bring again the captivity of Egypt, and will cause them to return into the land of Pathros, into the land of their habitation; and they shall be there a base kingdom.
Pr 1:1 Pradžioje Dievas sukūrė dangų ir žemę.
Ge 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2Tes 2:12 taip bus nuteisti visi, kurie netikėjo tiesa, bet pamėgo neteisybę.
2Th 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
1Kor 12:20 Bet dabar narių daug, o kūnas vienas.
1C 12:20 But now are they many members, yet but one body.
Abd 1:1 Abdijo regėjimas. Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVASapie Edomą: ­Girdėjome pranešimą iš Viešpaties, pasiuntinys buvo pasiųstas tautoms: "Kilkite! Kilkime į karą prieš jį! "
Ob 1:1 The vision of Obadiah. Thus saith the Lord GOD concerning Edom; We have heard a rumour from the LORD, and an ambassador is sent among the heathen, Arise ye, and let us rise up against her in battle.
Job 15:3 Argi jis turėtų įrodinėti tauškalais, jokios vertės neturinčiais žodžiais?
Job 15:3 Should he reason with unprofitable talk? or with speeches wherewith he can do no good?
Ps 146:4 Kai dvasia jį palieka, jis sugrįžta į dulkes, ir tą pačią dieną žūva visos jo svajonės.
Ps 146:4 His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his earth; in that very day his thoughts perish.
Jer 2:17 Ar ne todėl, kad tu palikai Viešpatį, savo Dievą?
Jer 2:17 Hast thou not procured this unto thyself, in that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, when he led thee by the way?

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