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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 7:4 Kai faraonas tavęs neklausys, aš uždėsiu savo ranką ant Egipto ir teismo rykštėmis išvesiu savo tautą, izraelitus, iš Egipto žemės gretą po gretos.
Ex 7:4 But Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you, that I may lay my hand upon Egypt, and bring forth mine armies, and my people the children of Israel, out of the land of Egypt by great judgments.
2Krn 31:20 Ezekijas taip darė visame Jude. Jis darė, kas gera, dora ir ištikima Viešpaties, savo Dievo, akivaizdoje.
2Ch 31:20 And thus did Hezekiah throughout all Judah, and wrought that which was good and right and truth before the LORD his God.
Jer 49:13 Dargi pats savimi prisiekiau, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ Bocra taps siaubo reginiu ir pajuokos daiktu, ty´rais, keiksmažodžiu, o visi jos miestai ­ amžinais griuvėsiais. "
Jer 49:13 For I have sworn by myself, saith the LORD, that Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes.
Iš 27:17 Visi stulpai kieme bus su sankabomis ir kabliais iš sidabro, o pastovus turės iš vario.
Ex 27:17 All the pillars round about the court shall be filleted with silver; their hooks shall be of silver, and their sockets of brass.
Iz 3:9 Pats jų pasipūtimas juos pasmerkia, jie didžiuojasi savo nuodėmėmis kaip Sodomair neslepia jų. Vargas jiems! Jie patys užsitraukia nelaimę.
Isa 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Lk 22:57 Bet jis išsigynė: "Moterie, nepažįstu jo! "
Lu 22:57 And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not.
Apd 17:6 Nieko neradę, nusitempė Jasoną ir kelis brolius pas miesto vadovus, šaukdami: "Tie žmonės, kurie visame pasaulyje kelia suirutę, atvyko čionai,
Ac 17:6 And when they found them not, they drew Jason and certain brethren unto the rulers of the city, crying, These that have turned the world upside down are come hither also;
Mk 2:17 Tai išgirdęs, Jėzus atsiliepė: "Ne sveikiesiems reikia gydytojo, bet ligoniams! Aš atėjau ne teisiųjų šaukti, o nusidėjėlių. "
Mar 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
Pr 43:17 Prievaizdas padarė, kaip Juozapas jam buvo liepęs, ir vedė vyrus į Juozapo namus.
Ge 43:17 And the man did as Joseph bade; and the man brought the men into Joseph's house.
Ez 27:7 Plona, dailiai išmarginta Egipto drobėbuvo panaudota tavo bureiir vėliavai. Mėlyno ir raudono Elišos salų purpurobuvo tavo dangos.
Eze 27:7 Fine linen with broidered work from Egypt was that which thou spreadest forth to be thy sail; blue and purple from the isles of Elishah was that which covered thee.
Rom 3:14 Jų burna pilna keiksmų ir kartumo,
Ro 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Iš 28:22 Padirbsi krūtinės dėklui grandinėles iš gryno aukso, suvytas tarsi virvelės.
Ex 28:22 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate chains at the ends of wreathen work of pure gold.
Zch 6:2 Pirmo vežimo žirgai buvo sarti, antro juodi,
Zec 6:2 In the first chariot were red horses; and in the second chariot black horses;
Apd 16:22 Prieš juos susibūrė minia. Tuomet pretoriai perplėšė jų palaidines ir įsakė juos nuplakti rykštėmis.
Ac 16:22 And the multitude rose up together against them: and the magistrates rent off their clothes, and commanded to beat them.
Kun 10:10 nes jūs turite daryti skirtumą tarp to, kas šventa, ir to, kas prasta, tarp to, kas švaru, ir to, kas nešvaru;
Le 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Jl 1:18 Kaip kenčia gyvuliai! Galvijų bandos klajoja suglumusios, nes nėra ganyklos; net avių kaimenės apstulbintos.
Joe 1:18 How do the beasts groan! the herds of cattle are perplexed, because they have no pasture; yea, the flocks of sheep are made desolate.
Joz 20:2 "Sakyk izraelitams: ‘Pasirinkite prieglaudos miestus, apie kuriuos esu jums kalbėjęs per Mozę,
Jos 20:2 Speak to the children of Israel, saying, Appoint out for you cities of refuge, whereof I spake unto you by the hand of Moses:
1Krn 9:7 Iš Benjamino giminės palikuonių: Saluvas, sūnus Mešulamo, sūnaus Hodavijos, sūnaus Ha Senūvos;
1Ch 9:7 And of the sons of Benjamin; Sallu the son of Meshullam, the son of Hodaviah, the son of Hasenuah,
Pr 5:11 Taigi iš viso Enošas gyveno devynis šimtus penkerius metus. Po to jis mirė.
Ge 5:11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.
Jn 16:3 Jie tai darys, nes nei Tėvo, nei manęs nepažįsta.
Jo 16:3 And these things will they do unto you, because they have not known the Father, nor me.

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