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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 38:9 Viešpatie, tu žinai, ko aš trokštu, tu girdi mano vaitojimą.
Ps 38:9 Lord, all my desire is before thee; and my groaning is not hid from thee.
Ts 16:22 Tuo tarpu nukirptieji plaukai pradėjo ataugti.
Judg 16:22 Howbeit the hair of his head began to grow again after he was shaven.
Joz 3:16 vandenys, tekantys nuo aukštupio, sustojo, susitelkdami į tvirtą pylimą iki pat Adamo ­ miesto netoli Cartano, o vandenys, tekantys į žemupį Arabos jūros, Druskos jūros , link, visiškai nuseko. Žmonės perėjo Jordaną priešais Jerichą.
Jos 3:16 That the waters which came down from above stood and rose up upon an heap very far from the city Adam, that is beside Zaretan: and those that came down toward the sea of the plain, even the salt sea, failed, and were cut off: and the people passed over right against Jericho.
Mk 3:34 Ir, apžvelgęs aplink sėdinčius, pasakė: "Štai mano motina ir broliai!
Mar 3:34 And he looked round about on them which sat about him, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
2Krn 32:21 O Viešpats pasiuntė angelą, kuris sunaikino visus galiūnus, vadus ir pareigūnus Asirijos karaliaus stovykloje. Tad jis gėdingai sugrįžo į savo kraštą. Įėjusį į savo dievo namus, jį jo paties sūnūs nužudė kalaviju.
2Ch 32:21 And the LORD sent an angel, which cut off all the mighty men of valour, and the leaders and captains in the camp of the king of Assyria. So he returned with shame of face to his own land. And when he was come into the house of his god, they that came forth of his own bowels slew him there with the sword.
Ez 37:6 Duosiu jums sausgysles, uždėsiu ant jūsų raumenis, aptrauksiu jus oda, suteiksiu jums alsavimą, ir atgysite. Tuomet žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats. "
Eze 37:6 And I will lay sinews upon you, and will bring up flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, and put breath in you, and ye shall live; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Iz 55:10 Kaip lietus ir sniegas krinta iš dangausir negrįžta atgalios, kol nepalaisto žemės, kad joje dygtų ir želtų augalai, kad neštų sėklą sėjėjui ir duoną alkanam,
Isa 55:10 For as the rain cometh down, and the snow from heaven, and returneth not thither, but watereth the earth, and maketh it bring forth and bud, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater:
2Krn 10:13 Jiems karalius davė šiurkštų atsakymą. Karalius Rehabeamas nepaisė seniūnų patarimo.
2Ch 10:13 And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men,
Joz 23:15 Bet kaip visa gera, ką Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, jums pažadėjo, yra įvykdyta, taip gali jis įvykdyti ir visa pikta, kol išnaikins jus iš šio puikaus krašto, kurį Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, yra jums davęs.
Jos 23:15 Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things, until he have destroyed you from off this good land which the LORD your God hath given you.
Fil 2:13 nes Dievas iš savo palankumo skatina jus ir trokšti, ir veikti!
Phil 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.
Įst 32:36 Viešpats tikrai apgins savo tautą, pasigailės savo tarnų, kai matys nusilpus jų galybę, nelikus nei vergo, nei laisvo.
De 32:36 For the LORD shall judge his people, and repent himself for his servants, when he seeth that their power is gone, and there is none shut up, or left.
Gal 2:7 Atvirkščiai, jie įsitikino, jog man patikėta skelbti Evangeliją neapipjaustytiesiems kaip Petrui ­ žydams,
Ga 2:7 But contrariwise, when they saw that the gospel of the uncircumcision was committed unto me, as the gospel of the circumcision was unto Peter;
Ps 99:2 Viešpats Sione yra didis, virš visų tautų išaukštintas.
Ps 99:2 The LORD is great in Zion; and he is high above all the people.
Lk 11:45 Tada vienas Įstatymo mokytojas atsiliepė: "Mokytojau, taip kalbėdamas, tu ir mus įžeidi. "
Lu 11:45 Then answered one of the lawyers, and said unto him, Master, thus saying thou reproachest us also.
Pat 10:19 Kur daug kalbama, ten netrūksta kaltės, o protingo žmogaus kalba santūri.
Pr 10:19 In the multitude of words there wanteth not sin: but he that refraineth his lips is wise.
1Kar 17:11 Jai einant atnešti, jis šūktelėjo iš paskos, sakydamas: "Atnešk kąsnį duonos. " ­
1Ki 17:11 And as she was going to fetch it, he called to her, and said, Bring me, I pray thee, a morsel of bread in thine hand.
Jer 5:30 Baisus ir šlykštus dalykas atsitiko krašte:
Jer 5:30 A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land;
Pat 4:9 Tau ant galvos ji uždės grakštų vainiką, apvainikuos garbinga karūna. "
Pr 4:9 She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown of glory shall she deliver to thee.
Kun 4:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 4:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
1Krn 6:12 Ahitubui ­ Cadokas, Cadokui ­ Šalumas,
1Ch 6:12 And Ahitub begat Zadok, and Zadok begat Shallum,

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