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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 17:3 Jei kas nors iš Izraelio namų pjautų jautį ar avį, ar ožką stovykloje ar už stovyklos,
Le 17:3 What man soever there be of the house of Israel, that killeth an ox, or lamb, or goat, in the camp, or that killeth it out of the camp,
1Krn 9:27 Naktį jie praleisdavo Dievo Namų aplinkoje, nes buvo atsakingi už sargybą ir turėjo pareigą juos kas rytą atidaryti.
1Ch 9:27 And they lodged round about the house of God, because the charge was upon them, and the opening thereof every morning pertained to them.
1Pt 3:16 Bet tai darykite švelniai ir atsargiai, turėdami gryną sąžinę, kad šmeižiantys jūsų gerą elgesį Kristuje liktų sugėdinti dėl to, už ką jus šmeižia.
1P 3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
2Kar 24:12 Tada Judo karalius Jehojachinas drauge su savo motina, dvariškiais, vadais ir pareigūnais pasidavė Babilono karaliui. Aštuntais savo karaliavimo metais Babilono karalius paėmė jį į nelaisvę.
2Ki 24:12 And Jehoiachin the king of Judah went out to the king of Babylon, he, and his mother, and his servants, and his princes, and his officers: and the king of Babylon took him in the eighth year of his reign.
Pr 31:39 Niekada nenešiau tau žvėrių sudraskytų gyvulių, bet pats pakėliau nuostolį. Tu iš manęs išieškojai, nesvarbu, ar tai buvo pagrobta dieną ar naktį.
Ge 31:39 That which was torn of beasts I brought not unto thee; I bare the loss of it; of my hand didst thou require it, whether stolen by day, or stolen by night.
Fil 3:13 Vis dėlto, broliai, nemanau, kad jau būčiau tai pasiekęs. Tik viena tikra: pamiršęs, kas už manęs, aš veržiuosi pirmyn,
Phil 3:13 Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,
Apd 21:31 Jiems ketinant jį užmušti, įgulos viršininkui ­ tribūnui buvo duota žinia: "Visoje Jeruzalėje kyla sąmyšis! "
Ac 21:31 And as they went about to kill him, tidings came unto the chief captain of the band, that all Jerusalem was in an uproar.
Įst 33:17 Kaip pirmagimis jautis savo didybėje, jis turi ragus tarsi laukinio jaučio; subado jais tautasiki pat žemės pakraščių. Tokie tat yra Efraimo miriadai, tokie tat yra Manaso tūkstančiai. "
De 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.
Ef 3:6 pagonys kartu su žydais yra paveldėtojai, vieno kūno nariai ir dalininkai pažado Kristuje Jėzuje per Evangeliją.
Ep 3:6 That the Gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel:
Pr 17:14 Neapipjaustytas vyriškis, ­ kiekvienas, kurio apyvarpio oda nėra apipjaustyta, ­ bus atkirstas nuo savo giminės. Jis sulaužė mano Sandorą. "
Ge 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
Neh 8:14 Jie rado parašyta Įstatyme, kurį Viešpats yra davęs per Mozę, kad per septinto mėnesio iškilmes izraelitai turi gyventi palapinėse.
Ne 8:14 And they found written in the law which the LORD had commanded by Moses, that the children of Israel should dwell in booths in the feast of the seventh month:
2Sam 16:19 Be to, kam turėčiau tarnauti, jei ne Dovydo sūnui? Kaip tarnavau tavo tėvui, taip ir tau tarnausiu. "
2Sa 16:19 And again, whom should I serve? should I not serve in the presence of his son? as I have served in thy father's presence, so will I be in thy presence.
Iz 28:12 kuriai buvo sakęs: "Tai atilsis, leiskite atsikvėpti nuvargusiems! Tai atgaiva! "Bet jie nenorėjo girdėti.
Isa 28:12 To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith ye may cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they would not hear.
Įst 3:16 Rubeno ir Gado žmonėms paskyriau žemę nuo Gileado iki Arnono slėnio ­ riba eis slėnio viduriu ­ ir iki Jaboko upės, kuri yra Amono riba,
De 3:16 And unto the Reubenites and unto the Gadites I gave from Gilead even unto the river Arnon half the valley, and the border even unto the river Jabbok, which is the border of the children of Ammon;
Gal 2:4 Tačiau įsibrovėliams, netikriems broliams, tykojusiems pagrobti mūsų laisvę, kurią mes turime Kristuje Jėzuje, ir norėjusiems mus pavergti,
Ga 2:4 And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our liberty which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:
Apd 21:24 Pasiimk juos, atlik apsivalymą kartu su jais ir prisiimk išlaidas, kad jie galėtų nusikirpti plaukus. Tuomet visi pamatys, jog gandai apie tave nieko neverti ir tu nenukrypdamas laikaisi Įstatymo.
Ac 21:24 Them take, and purify thyself with them, and be at charges with them, that they may shave their heads: and all may know that those things, whereof they were informed concerning thee, are nothing; but that thou thyself also walkest orderly, and keepest the law.
2Kar 5:16 Bet Eliziejus atsakė: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuriam tarnauju, aš neimsiu! " Jis primygtinai ragino jį priimti, bet šis atsisakinėjo.
2Ki 5:16 But he said, As the LORD liveth, before whom I stand, I will receive none. And he urged him to take it; but he refused.
Lk 14:6 Ir jie nesugebėjo į tai atsakyti.
Lu 14:6 And they could not answer him again to these things.
Joz 17:6 nes Manaso dukterys gavo paveldą su jo sūnumis. Gileado kraštas buvo atiduotas kaip paveldas kitiems Manaso giminės žmonėms.
Jos 17:6 Because the daughters of Manasseh had an inheritance among his sons: and the rest of Manasseh's sons had the land of Gilead.
2Kar 7:3 Už miesto vartų buvo keturi raupsuoti vyrai. Jie tarėsi: "Kam gi turime, mirties laukdami, čia sėdėti?
2Ki 7:3 And there were four leprous men at the entering in of the gate: and they said one to another, Why sit we here until we die?

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