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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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1Kar 19:3 Išsigandęs ir gelbėdamas savo gyvybę, jis tučtuojau pabėgo. Pasiekęs Judo Beer Šebą, jis paliko ten savo tarną,
1Ki 19:3 And when he saw that, he arose, and went for his life, and came to Beersheba, which belongeth to Judah, and left his servant there.
Joz 22:33 Izraelitai buvo patenkinti, jie šlovino Dievą ir daugiau nebesirengė eiti prieš juos į karą naikinti krašto, kuriame buvo įsikūrę Rubeno ir Gado žmonės.
Jos 22:33 And the thing pleased the children of Israel; and the children of Israel blessed God, and did not intend to go up against them in battle, to destroy the land wherein the children of Reuben and Gad dwelt.
Rut 2:4 Ir pats Boazas atėjo iš Betliejaus. Jis pasveikino pjovėjus: "Viešpats tebūna su jumis! " ­ "Viešpats telaimina tave! " ­ atsakė šie.
Ru 2:4 And, behold, Boaz came from Bethlehem, and said unto the reapers, The LORD be with you. And they answered him, The LORD bless thee.
Įst 9:10 Viešpats davė man dvi akmens plokštes, rašytas Dievo pirštu, su tais pačiais žodžiais, kuriuos buvo pasakęs jums iš ugnies prie kalno sueigos dieną.
De 9:10 And the LORD delivered unto me two tables of stone written with the finger of God; and on them was written according to all the words, which the LORD spake with you in the mount out of the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly.
Job 7:18 Kasdien jį lankai, kiekvieną akimirką jį bandai!
Job 7:18 And that thou shouldest visit him every morning, and try him every moment?
2Sam 21:18 Po šio įvyko kitas mūšis su filistinais prie Gobo. Tuomet Sibechajas Hušietis užmušė Safą, kilusį iš milžinų palikuonių.
2Sa 21:18 And it came to pass after this, that there was again a battle with the Philistines at Gob: then Sibbechai the Hushathite slew Saph, which was of the sons of the giant.
Lk 11:54 tykodami ką nors pagauti iš jo lūpų.
Lu 11:54 Laying wait for him, and seeking to catch something out of his mouth, that they might accuse him.
Pr 23:19 Po to Abraomas palaidojo savo žmoną Machpelos lauko oloje priešais Mamrę (tai yra Hebroną), Kanaano krašte.
Ge 23:19 And after this, Abraham buried Sarah his wife in the cave of the field of Machpelah before Mamre: the same is Hebron in the land of Canaan.
Mt 12:14 Išėję fariziejai susimokė Jėzų pražudyti.
Mat 12:14 Then the Pharisees went out, and held a council against him, how they might destroy him.
1Tim 1:14 Bet mūsų Viešpaties malonė išsiliejo be saiko kartu su tikėjimu ir meile Kristuje Jėzuje.
1Ti 1:14 And the grace of our Lord was exceeding abundant with faith and love which is in Christ Jesus.
Mt 20:11 Imdami jie murmėjo prieš šeimininką
Mat 20:11 And when they had received it, they murmured against the goodman of the house,
Sk 35:28 Žudikas turi išbūti prieglaudos mieste ligi vyriausiojo kunigo mirties. Tik po vyriausiojo kunigo mirties žudikas gali grįžti namo.
Nu 35:28 Because he should have remained in the city of his refuge until the death of the high priest: but after the death of the high priest the slayer shall return into the land of his possession.
Neh 11:1 Tautos didžiūnai įsikūrė Jeruzalėje. Kiti žmonės metė burtus, kad vienas iš dešimties atsikeltų gyventi į Jeruzalę ­ šventąjį miestą, o devyni dešimtadaliai pasiliktų kituose miestuose.
Ne 11:1 And the rulers of the people dwelt at Jerusalem: the rest of the people also cast lots, to bring one of ten to dwell in Jerusalem the holy city, and nine parts to dwell in other cities.
Pr 25:12 Štai Abraomo sūnaus Izmaelio, kurį Abraomui pagimdė Saros vergė, egiptietė Hagara, palikuonys.
Ge 25:12 Now these are the generations of Ishmael, Abraham's son, whom Hagar the Egyptian, Sarah's handmaid, bare unto Abraham:
1Jn 3:15 Kuris nekenčia savo brolio, tas žmogžudys, o jūs žinote, kad joks žmogžudys neturi amžinojo gyvenimo, jame pasiliekančio.
1J 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.
Joz 19:25 Jų žemė apėmė Helkatą, Halį, Beteną, Achšafą,
Jos 19:25 And their border was Helkath, and Hali, and Beten, and Achshaph,
Mch 5:5 Jis pats bus taika! Jei Asirija ateis į mūsų kraštąir ims trypti mūsų žemę, išrikiuosime prieš ją septynetą ganytojų, aštuonetą karališkų vadų.
Mic 5:5 And this man shall be the peace, when the Assyrian shall come into our land: and when he shall tread in our palaces, then shall we raise against him seven shepherds, and eight principal men.
Zch 13:6 O jei kas jį paklaus: ‘Iš kur gi tos žaizdos ant tavo krūtinės? ’ ­ jis atsakys: ‘Gavau jas per muštynes bičiulių namuose. ’"
Zec 13:6 And one shall say unto him, What are these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall answer, Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.
Ps 97:5 Lyg vaškas tirpsta kalnai Viešpaties Artume, visa žemė ­ nuo Viešpaties Artumo. b
Ps 97:5 The hills melted like wax at the presence of the LORD, at the presence of the Lord of the whole earth.
2Krn 17:8 Su jais pasiuntė levitus Šemają, Netaniją, Zebadiją, Asaelį, Šemiramotą, Jehonataną, Adoniją, Tobiją ir Tob Adoniją. Juos lydėjo kunigai Elišama ir Jehoramas.
2Ch 17:8 And with them he sent Levites, even Shemaiah, and Nethaniah, and Zebadiah, and Asahel, and Shemiramoth, and Jehonathan, and Adonijah, and Tobijah, and Tobadonijah, Levites; and with them Elishama and Jehoram, priests.

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