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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 6:18 Prašyčiau iš čia nenueiti, kol nesugrįšiu pas tave ir, atnešęs savo atnašą, nepadėsiu jos prieš tave. " O jis atsakė: "Palauksiu, kol sugrįši. "
Judg 6:18 Depart not hence, I pray thee, until I come unto thee, and bring forth my present, and set it before thee. And he said, I will tarry until thou come again.
2Sam 14:12 Tada moteris tarė: "Prašau leisti savo tarnaitei dar šį tą pasakyti mano viešpačiui karaliui. " "Kalbėk! " ­ tarė jis.
2Sa 14:12 Then the woman said, Let thine handmaid, I pray thee, speak one word unto my lord the king. And he said, Say on.
Pat 14:24 Išmintingųjų vainikas ­ jų sumanumas, o kvailųjų­ kvailumas.
Pr 14:24 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly.
Job 4:18 Štai jis net savo tarnais nepasitikiir angelus kaltina klaida!
Job 4:18 Behold, he put no trust in his servants; and his angels he charged with folly:
Jer 23:1 Vargas ganytojams, kurie klaidina ir išblaško mano ganyklos avis! " ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 23:1 Woe be unto the pastors that destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture! saith the LORD.
Ez 4:16 Paskui jis kalbėjo: "Žmogau, tikėk manimi! Nulaušiu Jeruzalės duonos ramstį . Atsvėrę ir susirūpinę jie valgys duoną; atseikėję ir išsigandę jie gers vandenį.
Eze 4:16 Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, behold, I will break the staff of bread in Jerusalem: and they shall eat bread by weight, and with care; and they shall drink water by measure, and with astonishment:
1Krn 23:32 Taip pat jie prižiūrės Susitikimo Palapinę bei šventyklą ir padės savo giminaičiams Aarono palikuonims Viešpaties Namų tarnyboje. "
1Ch 23:32 And that they should keep the charge of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the charge of the holy place, and the charge of the sons of Aaron their brethren, in the service of the house of the LORD.
Dan 2:23 Tau, mano protėvių Dieve, aš dėkoju ir tave giriu, nes davei man išminties ir jėgų. Dabar tu apreiškei, ko tavęs prašėme, apreiškei mums karaliaus sapną. "
Da 2:23 I thank thee, and praise thee, O thou God of my fathers, who hast given me wisdom and might, and hast made known unto me now what we desired of thee: for thou hast now made known unto us the king's matter.
1Krn 6:68 Jokmeamas su ganyklomis, Bet Horonas su ganyklomis,
1Ch 6:68 And Jokmeam with her suburbs, and Bethhoron with her suburbs,
Jer 9:21 Mirtis įlipo pro mūsų langus, įsilaužė į mūsų pilis. Ji nušluoja nuo gatvių vaikus, nuo miesto aikščių jaunuolius.
Jer 9:21 For death is come up into our windows, and is entered into our palaces, to cut off the children from without, and the young men from the streets.
1Krn 6:25 Elkanos sūnūs: Amasajas ir Ahimotas,
1Ch 6:25 And the sons of Elkanah; Amasai, and Ahimoth.
Apr 3:13 Kas turi ausis, teklauso, ką Dvasia skelbia Bažnyčioms!
Re 3:13 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.
1Sam 27:10 Kai Achišas klausdavo: "Kur šiandien darei žygį? " ­ Dovydas atsakydavo: "Prieš jerachmeelitų kilties Negebą"­ arba: "Prieš kainitų Negebą. "
1Sa 27:10 And Achish said, Whither have ye made a road to day? And David said, Against the south of Judah, and against the south of the Jerahmeelites, and against the south of the Kenites.
Kun 7:36 Kad ji būtų jiems duodama kaip amžina izraelitų duoklė per visas jų kartas, Viešpats įsakė tą dieną, kai patepė juos kunigais. "
Le 7:36 Which the LORD commanded to be given them of the children of Israel, in the day that he anointed them, by a statute for ever throughout their generations.
2Kor 1:8 Mes norime, kad jūs, broliai, sužinotumėte apie Azijoje mus ištikusią negandą, kuri baisiai mus prislėgė, tiek viršydama mūsų jėgas, jog nebesitikėjome išliksią gyvi.
2C 1:8 For we would not, brethren, have you ignorant of our trouble which came to us in Asia, that we were pressed out of measure, above strength, insomuch that we despaired even of life:
Pr 4:16 Po to Kainas paliko Viešpaties Artumą ir apsigyveno klajoklių krašte į rytus nuo Edeno.
Ge 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
Zch 2:4 ir tarė jam: ‘Bėk ir pasakyk tam jaunam vyrui. Jeruzalėje bus gyvenama tarsi kaimuose be sienų, nes joje bus daug žmonių ir gyvulių.
Zec 2:4 And said unto him, Run, speak to this young man, saying, Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein:
2Sam 15:7 Baigiantis ketvirtiems metams, Abšalomas tarė karaliui: "Prašyčiau leisti man vykti į Hebroną ir įvykdyti įžadą, kurį esu padaręs Viešpačiui.
2Sa 15:7 And it came to pass after forty years, that Absalom said unto the king, I pray thee, let me go and pay my vow, which I have vowed unto the LORD, in Hebron.
Pat 18:14 Gaji dvasia palaiko žmogų ligoje, o kai dvasia suserga, kas gali ją pagydyti?
Pr 18:14 The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear?
Pr 8:16 "Eik iš laivo drauge su savo žmona, sūnumis ir sūnų žmonomis.
Ge 8:16 Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.

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