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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 38:29 Vario buvo suaukota septyniasdešimt talentų ir du tūkstančiai keturi šimtai šekelių.
Ex 38:29 And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels.
Job 24:10 Jie vaikščioja nuogi, be apdaro; nors alkani, bet turi nuimti derlių;
Job 24:10 They cause him to go naked without clothing, and they take away the sheaf from the hungry;
Ez 23:45 Tačiau teisieji vyrai nubaus jas bausme už svetimavimą ir kraujo praliejimą, nes jos yra svetimautojos ir turi kraujo ant savo rankų. "
Eze 23:45 And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.
Mt 24:28 Kur bus lavonų, ten sulėks ir maitvanagiai.
Mat 24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
1Kar 12:27 Jei ši tauta ir toliau eis atnašauti aukų Viešpačiui Jeruzalėje, šios tautõs žmonių širdys vėl sugrįš pas jų valdovą Judo karalių Rehabeamą. Mane jie nužudys ir sugrįš pas Judo karalių Rehabeamą! "
1Ki 12:27 If this people go up to do sacrifice in the house of the LORD at Jerusalem, then shall the heart of this people turn again unto their lord, even unto Rehoboam king of Judah, and they shall kill me, and go again to Rehoboam king of Judah.
Tit 1:13 Teisingai paliudyta! Todėl bark juos griežtai, kad laikytųsi sveiko tikėjimo,
Ti 1:13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
Sk 31:47 Iš izraelitų pusės Mozė paėmė po vieną iš kiekvieno penkiasdešimt žmonių bei gyvulių ir atidavė juos levitams, atliekantiems tarnybą Viešpaties Padangtėje, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Nu 31:47 Even of the children of Israel's half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
2Krn 28:14 Tad kariai paliko belaisvius ir grobį pareigūnams bei visai bendrijai.
2Ch 28:14 So the armed men left the captives and the spoil before the princes and all the congregation.
Iš 17:11 Kai Mozė laikydavo iškeltą ranką, Izraelis imdavo viršų, o kai tik ranką nuleisdavo, viršų imdavo Amalekas.
Ex 17:11 And it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that Israel prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed.
Apr 11:17 šaukdami: "Dėkojame tau, Viešpatie, Visagali Dieve, kuris esi ir kuris buvai, kad pasiėmei savo didžiąją galybęir ėmei viešpatauti.
Re 11:17 Saying, We give thee thanks, O LORD God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.
Mt 17:17 Tada Jėzus atsakė: "O netikinti ir sugedusi gimine! Iki kol man reikės su jumis būti! Kiek ilgai jus kęsti? Atveskite jį čia, pas mane. "
Mat 17:17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
Iš 28:37 Pririši ją prie turbano mėlyna virvele taip, kad ji būtų turbano priekyje.
Ex 28:37 And thou shalt put it on a blue lace, that it may be upon the mitre; upon the forefront of the mitre it shall be.
Ts 14:20 O Samsono nuotaka buvo atiduota jo palydovui, buvusiam jo pajauniu.
Judg 14:20 But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend.
Kun 11:36 O šaltinis ar talpykla, turintys vandens, bus švarūs, bet kas palies dvėseną šaltinyje ar talpykloje, taps nešvarus.
Le 11:36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.
Ps 97:2 Jį gaubia debesys ir tamsa, ant teisumo ir teisingumo stovi jo sostas.
Ps 97:2 Clouds and darkness are round about him: righteousness and judgment are the habitation of his throne.
Apd 7:28 Gal rengiesi ir mane nužudyti, kaip vakar nužudei egiptietį? ’
Ac 7:28 Wilt thou kill me, as thou diddest the Egyptian yesterday?
Joz 21:26 Kitoms Kehato žmonių kiltims duotų miestų su ganyklomis iš viso buvo dešimt.
Jos 21:26 All the cities were ten with their suburbs for the families of the children of Kohath that remained.
1Kar 12:29 Vieną jų pastatė Betelyje, o kitą ­ Dane.
1Ki 12:29 And he set the one in Bethel, and the other put he in Dan.
Jn 5:22 Ir nieko Tėvas neteisia, bet visą teismą pavedė Sūnui,
Jo 5:22 For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
Jer 26:9 Kaip drįsti pranašauti Viešpaties vardu: ‘Šiems Namams bus kaip Šilojui! ’ ­ ir: ‘Tas miestas bus sunaikintas, liks be gyventojų’! " Žmonių minia spietėsi apie Jeremiją Viešpaties Namuose.
Jer 26:9 Why hast thou prophesied in the name of the LORD, saying, This house shall be like Shiloh, and this city shall be desolate without an inhabitant? And all the people were gathered against Jeremiah in the house of the LORD.

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