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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 15:20 Be to, maniau esant garbingiau skelbti Evangeliją ne ten, kur Kristaus vardas jau pagarsintas, ir nestatyti ant svetimų pamatų,
Ro 15:20 Yea, so have I strived to preach the gospel, not where Christ was named, lest I should build upon another man's foundation:
Iz 60:12 Tauta ir karalystė, kuri tau netarnauja, pražus; tókios tautos tikrai bus sunaikintos.
Isa 60:12 For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.
Joz 18:7 Levitai neturi dalies tarp jūsų, nes Viešpaties kunigystė yra jų dalis. O Gadas ir Rubenas bei pusė Manaso giminės yra gavę paveldo dalį rytuose, Užjordanėje. Viešpaties tarnas Mozė jiems ją paskyrė. "
Jos 18:7 But the Levites have no part among you; for the priesthood of the LORD is their inheritance: and Gad, and Reuben, and half the tribe of Manasseh, have received their inheritance beyond Jordan on the east, which Moses the servant of the LORD gave them.
2Krn 18:23 Kenaanos sūnus Zedekijas, priėjęs prie Michėjo, sudavė jam per žandą ir tarė: "Kuriuo keliu Viešpaties Dvasia perėjo iš manęs kalbėtis su tavimi? "
2Ch 18:23 Then Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah came near, and smote Micaiah upon the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the LORD from me to speak unto thee?
Sof 1:5 visus, kurie ant stogų garbinadangaus Galybes , visus, kurie garbina ir prisiekia Viešpačiui, bet prisiekia ir Melechui,
Zep 1:5 And them that worship the host of heaven upon the housetops; and them that worship and that swear by the LORD, and that swear by Malcham;
Pat 8:31 džiūgaudama jo gyvenamame pasaulyje, rasdama džiaugsmo žmonijoje.
Pr 8:31 Rejoicing in the habitable part of his earth; and my delights were with the sons of men.
Ps 100:5 nes Viešpats geras, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžinair jo ištikimybė tveria per kartų kartas.
Ps 100:5 For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.
Ef 5:5 Gerai įsidėmėkite, kad joks svetimautojas, ištvirkėlis ar goduolis, tai yra joks stabmeldys, nepaveldės Kristaus ir Dievo karalystės.
Ep 5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
2Sam 24:18 Tą dieną Gadas, atėjęs pas Dovydą, tarė: "Nueik ir pastatyk aukurą Viešpačiui ant Araunos Jebusiečio klojimo. "
2Sa 24:18 And Gad came that day to David, and said unto him, Go up, rear an altar unto the LORD in the threshingfloor of Araunah the Jebusite.
Ps 127:5 Laimingas žmogus, turintis daug tokių strėlių; jis niekada nebus nugalėtas, kai susikirs su priešais vartuose.
Ps 127:5 Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Jer 14:15 Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: "Pranašai, pranašaujantys mano vardu, nors aš jų nesiunčiau, nesiliaujantys skelbti: ‘Kalavijas ir badas neištiks šio krašto! ’ ­ patys galą gaus nuo kalavijo ir bado.
Jer 14:15 Therefore thus saith the LORD concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed.
2Kar 25:6 Karalius buvo suimtas ir nuvestas į Riblą pas Babilono karalių, kuris surengė jam teismą.
2Ki 25:6 So they took the king, and brought him up to the king of Babylon to Riblah; and they gave judgment upon him.
Ps 78:45 Jis ištiko juos spiečiais musių, kurios juos kamavo, ir varlėmis, kurios nuniokojo kraštą.
Ps 78:45 He sent divers sorts of flies among them, which devoured them; and frogs, which destroyed them.
Sk 24:18 Edomas taps pavaldus, Seyras ­ jo priešų nuosavybė, o Izraelis bus pergalingas.
Nu 24:18 And Edom shall be a possession, Seir also shall be a possession for his enemies; and Israel shall do valiantly.
2Kar 9:6 Jehuvas atsikėlė ir įėjo į vidų. Jaunuolis išpylė aliejų jam ant galvos ir tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Aš patepu tave Viešpaties tautos Izraelio karaliumi.
2Ki 9:6 And he arose, and went into the house; and he poured the oil on his head, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, I have anointed thee king over the people of the LORD, even over Israel.
Pat 13:9 Teisiųjų šviesa džiūgauja, o nedorėlių žibintas gęsta.
Pr 13:9 The light of the righteous rejoiceth: but the lamp of the wicked shall be put out.
Pat 14:30 Ramus protas teikia kūnui gyvastį, o pavydas pūdo kaulus.
Pr 14:30 A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.
2Kar 25:12 Bet kai kuriuos krašto šalies žmones Nebuzaradanas paliko dirbti vynuogynuose ir arti žemę.
2Ki 25:12 But the captain of the guard left of the door of the poor of the land to be vinedressers and husbandmen.
Pat 27:21 Lydykla ­ sidabrui, krosnis ­ auksui, o žmogus išbandomas gyrimu.
Pr 27:21 As the fining pot for silver, and the furnace for gold; so is a man to his praise.
2Kar 3:1 Aštuonioliktais Judo karaliaus Juozapato metais Ahabo sūnus Jehoramas tapo Izraelio karaliumi Samarijoje ir karaliavo dvylika metų.
2Ki 3:1 Now Jehoram the son of Ahab began to reign over Israel in Samaria the eighteenth year of Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and reigned twelve years.

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