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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 51:29 Žemė dreba ir raitosi, nes vykdomas Viešpaties užmojis prieš Babiloną ­paversti Babilono kraštą ty´rais, kur nėra jokio gyventojo.
Jer 51:29 And the land shall tremble and sorrow: for every purpose of the LORD shall be performed against Babylon, to make the land of Babylon a desolation without an inhabitant.
Apr 10:3 Paskui ėmė šaukti galingu balsu tartum riaumojantis liūtas. Kai jis sušuko, atsiliepė septyni griaustiniai savais balsais.
Re 10:3 And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.
Job 13:8 Argi būsite jam šališkiir stosite byloje už Dievą?
Job 13:8 Will ye accept his person? will ye contend for God?
Pat 26:8 Duoti kvailiui garbės vietąyra tas pat, kas įrišti akmenuką į svaidyklę.
Pr 26:8 As he that bindeth a stone in a sling, so is he that giveth honour to a fool.
Žyd 10:39 Tačiau mes nesame bailūs pabėgėliai savo pražūčiai, bet laikomės tikėjimo, kad išgelbėtume savo sielas.
He 10:39 But we are not of them who draw back unto perdition; but of them that believe to the saving of the soul.
1Kar 22:10 Izraelio karalius ir Judo karalius Juozapatas sėdėjo kiekvienas savo soste, apsirengę karališkais drabužiais, klojimo aikštėje prie Samarijos vartų, o visi pranašai pranašavo jų akivaizdoje.
1Ki 22:10 And the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah sat each on his throne, having put on their robes, in a void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them.
1Kar 4:11 Ben Abinadabas visame Nafat Dore (jo žmona buvo Saliamono duktė Tafata),
1Ki 4:11 The son of Abinadab, in all the region of Dor; which had Taphath the daughter of Solomon to wife:
Ps 141:10 Leisk nedorėliams įpulti į savo pačių spąstus, o man išsigelbėti.
Ps 141:10 Let the wicked fall into their own nets, whilst that I withal escape.
1Kar 4:13 Ben Geberas Ramot Gileade, valdęs Manaso sūnaus Jayro gyvenvietes Gileade, taip pat Argobo sritį Bašane ­ šešiasdešimt didelių miestų su mūro sienomis ir varinėmis vartų velkėmis,
1Ki 4:13 The son of Geber, in Ramothgilead; to him pertained the towns of Jair the son of Manasseh, which are in Gilead; to him also pertained the region of Argob, which is in Bashan, threescore great cities with walls and brasen bars:
Ps 118:21 Dėkoju tau, kad mane išklauseiir tapai mano išgelbėjimu.
Ps 118:21 I will praise thee: for thou hast heard me, and art become my salvation.
Jer 44:13 Gyvenančius Egipto žemėje bausiu taip, kaip nubaudžiau Jeruzalę: kalaviju, badu ir maru.
Jer 44:13 For I will punish them that dwell in the land of Egypt, as I have punished Jerusalem, by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence:
Iz 36:20 Kuris gi iš visų šių kraštų dievų yra išgelbėjęs kada nors savo kraštą? Ar gali Viešpats išgelbėti nuo manęs Jeruzalę? ’"
Isa 36:20 Who are they among all the gods of these lands, that have delivered their land out of my hand, that the LORD should deliver Jerusalem out of my hand?
Kun 7:21 Jei žmogus paliestų bet kokį nešvarų dalyką ­ žmogišką nešvarumą ar nešvarų gyvulį, ar bet kokį nešvarų bjaurų kūrinį ­ ir valgytų mėsos iš Viešpačiui skirtos bendravimo aukos, jis bus pašalintas iš savo giminės. "
Le 7:21 Moreover the soul that shall touch any unclean thing, as the uncleanness of man, or any unclean beast, or any abominable unclean thing, and eat of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which pertain unto the LORD, even that soul shall be cut off from his people.
1Krn 23:2 Po to sušaukė visus Izraelio vadus, kunigus ir levitus.
1Ch 23:2 And he gathered together all the princes of Israel, with the priests and the Levites.
Pr 18:14 Argi yra Dievui negalimų dalykų? Aš sugrįšiu pas tave šiuo laiku kitais metais, ir Sara turės sūnų. "
Ge 18:14 Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed I will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall have a son.
Kun 16:9 Ožį, burtu paskirtą Viešpačiui, Aaronas atves ir atnašaus kaip auką už nuodėmę,
Le 16:9 And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the LORD's lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering.
Job 6:13 Iš tikrųjų pats sau padėti negaliu, man atimtos visos išgalės.
Job 6:13 Is not my help in me? and is wisdom driven quite from me?
Ez 23:16 Vos juos pamačiusi, ji ėmė gašliai jų geisti ir siuntė pas juos į Chaldėją pasiuntinius.
Eze 23:16 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea.
Ps 73:3 nes aš pavydėjau pagyrūnams, matydamas jų gerovę, nors jie nedori.
Ps 73:3 For I was envious at the foolish, when I saw the prosperity of the wicked.
2Krn 6:5 ‘Nuo tos dienos, kurią išvedžiau savo tautą iš Egipto žemės, niekada neišsirinkau tarp Izraelio giminių miesto, kuriame būtų pastatyti Namai mano vardui, nei išsirinkau žmogaus savo tautos valdovu.
2Ch 6:5 Since the day that I brought forth my people out of the land of Egypt I chose no city among all the tribes of Israel to build an house in, that my name might be there; neither chose I any man to be a ruler over my people Israel:

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