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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 21:15 Vėl kilo karas tarp filistinų ir Izraelio. Dovydas nužygiavo į mūšį su savo vyrais ir kovojo su filistinais. Dovydas pavargo.
2Sa 21:15 Moreover the Philistines had yet war again with Israel; and David went down, and his servants with him, and fought against the Philistines: and David waxed faint.
Ps 119:174 Ilgiuosi tavo išganymo, Viešpatie, ir žaviuosi tavo Įstatymu.
Ps 119:174 I have longed for thy salvation, O LORD; and thy law is my delight.
1Jn 3:1 Žiūrėkite, kokia meile apdovanojo mus Tėvas: mes vadinamės Dievo vaikai ir esame! Pasaulis nepažįsta mūsų, nes ir jo nepažino.
1J 3:1 Behold, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the sons of God: therefore the world knoweth us not, because it knew him not.
Pr 21:14 Abraomas pakilo anksti rytą, paėmė šiek tiek duonos bei vandenmaišį ir padavė Hagarai. Užkėlęs juos jai ant pečių, išsiuntė ją drauge su vaiku. Išėjusi ji klajojo Beer Šebos dykumoje.
Ge 21:14 And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and took bread, and a bottle of water, and gave it unto Hagar, putting it on her shoulder, and the child, and sent her away: and she departed, and wandered in the wilderness of Beersheba.
Job 26:1 Tada Jobas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 26:1 But Job answered and said,
1Krn 24:18 dvidešimt trečias ­ Delajui, dvidešimt ketvirtas ­ Maazijui.
1Ch 24:18 The three and twentieth to Delaiah, the four and twentieth to Maaziah.
Sk 7:82 ožys aukai už nuodėmę
Nu 7:82 One kid of the goats for a sin offering:
Kun 21:2 išskyrus artimiausius giminaičius ­ motiną, tėvą, sūnų, dukterį ir brolį.
Le 21:2 But for his kin, that is near unto him, that is, for his mother, and for his father, and for his son, and for his daughter, and for his brother.
Mt 26:11 Vargšų jūs visuomet turite šalia savęs, o mane ­ ne visuomet.
Mat 26:11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.
Įst 18:4 Savo grūdų, vyno bei aliejaus pirmienas ir pirmąsias savo avių vilnas duosi jam,
De 18:4 The firstfruit also of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the first of the fleece of thy sheep, shalt thou give him.
Ps 121:1 Pakopų giesmė. Keliu akis į kalnus ­iš kur ateis man pagalba?
Ps 121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
1Kor 1:15 todėl niekas negali pasakyti, jog jūs buvote pakrikštyti mano vardu.
1C 1:15 Lest any should say that I had baptized in mine own name.
Lk 10:21 Tuomet jis džiūgavo Šventojoje Dvasioje ir kalbėjo: "Aš šlovinu tave, Tėve, dangaus ir žemės Viešpatie, kad paslėpei tai nuo išmintingųjų ir gudriųjų, o apreiškei mažutėliams. Taip, Tėve, nes tau taip patiko.
Lu 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
Zch 5:6 ‘Kas gi tai? ’ ­ paklausiau. Jis tarė: ‘Tai krepšys, kuris išeina. ’ Ir paaiškino: ‘Tai jų kaltė visame krašte. ’
Zec 5:6 And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This is their resemblance through all the earth.
2Sam 7:1 Įsikūręs savo rūmuose, Viešpačiui suteikus jam ramybę iš visų pusių nuo priešų,
2Sa 7:1 And it came to pass, when the king sat in his house, and the LORD had given him rest round about from all his enemies;
Sk 28:23 Atnašausite tai, neskaitant ryto deginamosios aukos, kuri priklauso nuolatinei deginamajai aukai.
Nu 28:23 Ye shall offer these beside the burnt offering in the morning, which is for a continual burnt offering.
Mt 10:18 Jūs būsite dėl manęs vedžiojami pas valdovus bei karalius liudyti jiems ir pagonims.
Mat 10:18 And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them and the Gentiles.
Lk 1:76 O tu, vaikeli, būsi vadinamas Aukščiausiojo pranašu, nes tu eisi pirma Viešpaties jam kelio nutiesti;
Lu 1:76 And thou, child, shalt be called the prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare his ways;
Jn 6:52 Tuomet žydai ėmė tarp savęs ginčytis ir klausinėti: "Kaip jis gali mums duoti valgyti savo kūną? ! "
Jo 6:52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat?
Ez 23:20 gašliai geisdama tokių meilužių, kurių varpa būtų kaip asilų ir sėklos srūvis kaip eržilų.
Eze 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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