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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 15:27 Jos taip nusprendė, ir iš tikro jos yra jų skolininkės. Jeigu pagonys tapo jų dvasinių gėrybių dalininkais, tai privalo jiems patarnauti bent medžiagine parama.
Ro 15:27 It hath pleased them verily; and their debtors they are. For if the Gentiles have been made partakers of their spiritual things, their duty is also to minister unto them in carnal things.
Iš 6:20 Amramas paėmė sau žmona tėvo seserį Jochebedą. Ji pagimdė jam Aaroną ir Mozę. Amramas gyveno šimtą septynerius metus.
Ex 6:20 And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years.
Įst 18:15 Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išugdys tau pranašą kaip mane iš tavo giminių. Jo turėsite klausyti.
De 18:15 The LORD thy God will raise up unto thee a Prophet from the midst of thee, of thy brethren, like unto me; unto him ye shall hearken;
Job 8:21 Juokas vėl pripildys tavo burną, ir džiugesio šauksmai bus tavo lūpose.
Job 8:21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.
Mt 12:42 Pietų šalies karalienė teismo dieną prisikels drauge su šia karta ir ją pasmerks, nes ji atkeliavo nuo žemės pakraščių klausytis Saliamono išminties, o štai čia daugiau negu Saliamonas.
Mat 12:42 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here.
Jer 6:14 Dukters, mano tautos, žaizdas jie tik apgydo, kartodami: ‘Viskas gerai! Viskas gerai! ’ ­nors nėra gerai.
Jer 6:14 They have healed also the hurt of the daughter of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace.
Koh 2:7 Įsigijau vergų ir vergių. Vergai gimė ir mano namuose. Turėjau taip pat didžiulių galvijų bandų bei avių kaimenių, didesnių negu visų kitų, buvusių prieš mane Jeruzalėje.
Ec 2:7 I got me servants and maidens, and had servants born in my house; also I had great possessions of great and small cattle above all that were in Jerusalem before me:
Ez 5:9 Dėl visų tavo bjaurių nusikaltimų padarysiu tau, ko dar niekada nesu daręs ir į ką panašaus niekada daugiau nedarysiu.
Eze 5:9 And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations.
Pr 47:2 Tada jis pristatė faraonui penketą iš savo brolių, kuriuos buvo parinkęs iš jų visų.
Ge 47:2 And he took some of his brethren, even five men, and presented them unto Pharaoh.
1Sam 20:42 Tada Jehonatanas tarė Dovydui: "Eik ramybėje, nes mudu abu esame prisiekę Viešpaties vardu, tardami: ‘Tebūna Viešpats su manimi ir tavimi, su mano palikuonimis ir tavo palikuonimis amžinai. ’"
1Sa 20:42 And Jonathan said to David, Go in peace, forasmuch as we have sworn both of us in the name of the LORD, saying, The LORD be between me and thee, and between my seed and thy seed for ever. And he arose and departed: and Jonathan went into the city.
Pat 1:7 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė ­ pažinimo pradžia, bet kvailieji niekina išmintį ir pamokymą.
Pr 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Ez 27:26 Tavo irklininkai nuirklavo taveį atvirą jūrą. Rytys sutriuškino taveatviroje jūroje.
Eze 27:26 Thy rowers have brought thee into great waters: the east wind hath broken thee in the midst of the seas.
Pat 10:12 Neapykanta sukelia vaidus, o meilė uždengia visas kaltes.
Pr 10:12 Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins.
Ts 6:30 Miesto žmonės tarė Jehoašui: "Išvesk savo sūnų, nes jis turi mirti! Juk jis nugriovė Baalo aukurą ir nukirto šalia jo šventąjį stulpą! "
Judg 6:30 Then the men of the city said unto Joash, Bring out thy son, that he may die: because he hath cast down the altar of Baal, and because he hath cut down the grove that was by it.
Job 37:20 Ar apie tai bus jam pasakyta, kai kalbėsiu? Nejau žmogus kada nors norėjo būti prarytas?
Job 37:20 Shall it be told him that I speak? if a man speak, surely he shall be swallowed up.
Dan 11:9 Pastarasis užpuls pietų karaliaus šalį, bet sugrįš į savo kraštą.
Da 11:9 So the king of the south shall come into his kingdom, and shall return into his own land.
2Krn 28:8 Izraelitai paėmė į nelaisvę du šimtus tūkstančių savo giminaičių, įskaitant žmonas, sūnus ir dukteris. Jie paėmė iš jų taip pat labai daug grobio ir nugabeno jį į Samariją.
2Ch 28:8 And the children of Israel carried away captive of their brethren two hundred thousand, women, sons, and daughters, and took also away much spoil from them, and brought the spoil to Samaria.
Įst 1:6 "Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, kalbėjo mums prie Horebo, tardamas: ‘Jau gana ilgai išbuvote prie šio kalno.
De 1:6 The LORD our God spake unto us in Horeb, saying, Ye have dwelt long enough in this mount:
Mk 5:3 Jis gyveno kapų rūsiuose, ir niekas negalėjo nė grandinėmis jo surakinti.
Mar 5:3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
2Sam 9:9 Tada karalius, pasišaukęs Sauliaus tarną Cibą, tarė: "Visa, kas priklausė Sauliui ir visiems jo namams, aš atidaviau tavo šeimininko vaikaičiui.
2Sa 9:9 Then the king called to Ziba, Saul's servant, and said unto him, I have given unto thy master's son all that pertained to Saul and to all his house.

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