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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 21:10 Kai eisi kariauti su savo priešais, ir Viešpats, tavo Dievas, atiduos juos tau į rankas, o tu paimsi juos į nelaisvę,
De 21:10 When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive,
Sk 3:46 O už du šimtus septyniasdešimt tris izraelitų pirmagimius, viršijančius levitų skaičių, kaip išpirkimo kainą
Nu 3:46 And for those that are to be redeemed of the two hundred and threescore and thirteen of the firstborn of the children of Israel, which are more than the Levites;
Ts 6:9 Išgelbėjau jus iš egiptiečių rankų ir iš visų jūsų engėjų rankų; išvariau juos jūsų labui ir daviau jums jų kraštą.
Judg 6:9 And I delivered you out of the hand of the Egyptians, and out of the hand of all that oppressed you, and drave them out from before you, and gave you their land;
Kun 19:27 Nekirpsite plaukų ant savo smilkinių, netaršysite savo barzdos .
Le 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
2Kor 2:13 bet aš neturėjau dvasios ramybės, kadangi nesutikau ten savo brolio Tito; tad atsisveikinęs iškeliavau į Makedoniją.
2C 2:13 I had no rest in my spirit, because I found not Titus my brother: but taking my leave of them, I went from thence into Macedonia.
Job 38:38 kai žemės dulkės sukietėjair grumstai sulimpa?
Job 38:38 When the dust groweth into hardness, and the clods cleave fast together?
Iz 41:21 "Pateikite savo bylą, ­ sako Viešpats, ­dėstykite savo įrodymus", ­ sako Jokūbo Karalius.
Isa 41:21 Produce your cause, saith the LORD; bring forth your strong reasons, saith the King of Jacob.
Ez 12:8 Kitą rytą mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 12:8 And in the morning came the word of the LORD unto me, saying,
Jn 6:24 Sužinoję, kad čia nėra nei Jėzaus, nei jo mokinių, žmonės lipo į valtis ir plaukė į Kafarnaumą, ieškodami Jėzaus.
Jo 6:24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.
1Sam 6:14 Vežimas įvažiavo į Jozuės iš Bet Šemešo lauką ir ten sustojo. Sukapoję vežimą, jie atnašavo karves Viešpačiui kaip deginamąją auką. Ten buvo didelis akmuo.
1Sa 6:14 And the cart came into the field of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and stood there, where there was a great stone: and they clave the wood of the cart, and offered the kine a burnt offering unto the LORD.
Pat 26:16 Tinginys tariasi esąs išmintingesnisuž septynis žmones, duodančius gerą patarimą.
Pr 26:16 The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason.
Ps 118:10 Visos tautos apgulė mane, bet Viešpaties vardu nuo jų apsigyniau!
Ps 118:10 All nations compassed me about: but in the name of the LORD will I destroy them.
Iz 50:3 Apgaubiu dangus tamsybe, apvelku juos ašutine. "
Isa 50:3 I clothe the heavens with blackness, and I make sackcloth their covering.
2Krn 7:11 Taip Saliamonas užbaigė statyti Viešpaties Namus ir karaliaus rūmus. Visa, ką Saliamonas buvo sumanęs savo širdyje padaryti Viešpaties Namuose ir savo rūmuose, jis sėkmingai užbaigė.
2Ch 7:11 Thus Solomon finished the house of the LORD, and the king's house: and all that came into Solomon's heart to make in the house of the LORD, and in his own house, he prosperously effected.
Pat 6:26 nes kekšei atlyginti užtenka duonos kepalo, o svetima žmona yra spąstai žmogaus gyvasčiai.
Pr 6:26 For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adultress will hunt for the precious life.
Žyd 10:25 Nepraleiskime savųjų susirinkimų, kaip kai kurie yra pratę, bet raginkime vieni kitus juo labiau, juo aiškiau įžvelgiate besiartinančią dieną.
He 10:25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
Sk 23:22 Dievas, vedantis juos iš Egipto, jiems tarsi laukinio jaučio ragų galia.
Nu 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Joz 21:41 Levitų miestų su ganyklomis izraelitų žemėje iš viso buvo keturiasdešimt aštuoni.
Jos 21:41 All the cities of the Levites within the possession of the children of Israel were forty and eight cities with their suburbs.
Pat 5:14 tad esu arti visiškos žūtiesviešame bendrijos sambūryje. "
Pr 5:14 I was almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly.
Pat 24:29 Nesakyk: "Jam darysiu, ką jis man darė. Atmokėsiu tam žmogui už jo darbus! "
Pr 24:29 Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work.

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