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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 7:3 Bet Viešpats tarė Izaijui: "Su jo sūnumi Šear Jašubu nueik ant Velėtojo lauko kelio, prie Aukštutinio tvenkinio kanalo galo, pasitikti Ahazo
Isa 7:3 Then said the LORD unto Isaiah, Go forth now to meet Ahaz, thou, and Shearjashub thy son, at the end of the conduit of the upper pool in the highway of the fuller's field;
1Kor 3:17 Jei kas Dievo šventyklą niokoja, tą Dievas suniokos, nes Dievo šventykla šventa, ir toji šventykla ­ tai jūs!
1C 3:17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.
Sof 1:8 Viešpaties kruvinos aukos dienąnubausiu didžiūnus bei karaliaus sūnus ir visus, kurie rengiasi svetimšalių apdarais.
Zep 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
Mt 6:2 Todėl, dalydamas išmaldą, netrimituok sinagogose ir gatvėse, kaip daro veidmainiai, kad būtų žmonių giriami. Iš tiesų sakau jums: jie jau atsiėmė užmokestį.
Mat 6:2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
Ef 6:20 jos pasiuntinys esu ir būdamas surakintas grandinėmis, kad turėčiau drąsos kalbėti taip, kaip privalau kalbėti.
Ep 6:20 For which I am an ambassador in bonds: that therein I may speak boldly, as I ought to speak.
Apd 20:11 Vėl užlipęs aukštyn, jis laužė ir valgė duoną. Dar ilgai jis kalbėjo, ligi pat aušros, ir tada iškeliavo.
Ac 20:11 When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed.
1Sam 19:4 Savo tėvui Sauliui apie Dovydą Jehonatanas kalbėjo gerai. Sakė jam: "Karalius neturėtų nusidėti savo tarnui Dovydui, nes jis nėra tau nusidėjęs. Priešingai, jo žygiai buvo tau labai naudingi.
1Sa 19:4 And Jonathan spake good of David unto Saul his father, and said unto him, Let not the king sin against his servant, against David; because he hath not sinned against thee, and because his works have been to thee-ward very good:
Oz 13:1 Efraimas kalbėdamas keldavo baimę, nes buvo galingas Izraelyje. Bet jis užsitraukė kaltę per Baalą ir mirė.
Ho 13:1 When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died.
Ps 119:136 Mano akys liejo ašarų upelius dėl to, kad žmonės nepaklūsta tavo Įstatymui.
Ps 119:136 Rivers of waters run down mine eyes, because they keep not thy law.
Iz 50:11 Visi jūs, kurie kuriatės ugnįir žiebiatės deglus, gyvenkite pagal savo ugnies šviesąir pagal deglus, kuriuos įsižiebėte! Nuo mano rankos tai pareina: jūs gulsite į skausmo patalą.
Isa 50:11 Behold, all ye that kindle a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow.
Lk 17:22 Jis tarė mokiniams: "Ateis dienos, kai jūs geisite išvysti bent vieną vienintelę Žmogaus Sūnaus dieną, ir nepamatysite.
Lu 17:22 And he said unto the disciples, The days will come, when ye shall desire to see one of the days of the Son of man, and ye shall not see it.
Sk 1:40 Ašero palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai,
Nu 1:40 Of the children of Asher, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
Kun 11:18 baltąją pelėdą, pelikaną, palšąjį grifą,
Le 11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
Job 15:1 Tada Elifazas Temanas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 15:1 Then answered Eliphaz the Temanite, and said,
Lk 1:59 Aštuntą dieną jie susirinko berniuko apipjaustyti ir norėjo jį pavadinti tėvo vardu ­ Zachariju.
Lu 1:59 And it came to pass, that on the eighth day they came to circumcise the child; and they called him Zacharias, after the name of his father.
Jer 22:22 Visus tavo ganytojus vėjas ganys, o tavo meilužiai eis į tremtį. Tada tikrai būsi sugėdinta ir pažemintauž visus savo nedorus darbus.
Jer 22:22 The wind shall eat up all thy pastors, and thy lovers shall go into captivity: surely then shalt thou be ashamed and confounded for all thy wickedness.
Lk 22:16 Sakau jums, nuo šiol aš daugiau jos nebevalgysiu, kolei ji išsipildys Dievo karalystėje. "
Lu 22:16 For I say unto you, I will not any more eat thereof, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of God.
Jer 25:29 Pagalvokite! Jei miestui, kuris vadinamas mano vardu, siunčiu bausmę, tai ar jūs galite manyti, kad liksite nenubausti? Ne! Jūs neliksite nenubausti! Pašauksiu kalaviją visiems žemės gyventojams’, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 25:29 For, lo, I begin to bring evil on the city which is called by my name, and should ye be utterly unpunished? Ye shall not be unpunished: for I will call for a sword upon all the inhabitants of the earth, saith the LORD of hosts.
Apd 3:26 Dievas pirmiausia jums pažadino ir pasiuntė savo tarną, kad jis atneštų jums palaimą, atitraukdamas kiekvieną nuo jo nusikaltimų. "
Ac 3:26 Unto you first God, having raised up his Son Jesus, sent him to bless you, in turning away every one of you from his iniquities.
Apr 22:21 Viešpaties Jėzaus malonė su jumis visais!
Re 22:21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

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