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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 16:7 Paėmęs abu ožius ir pastatęs juos prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę Viešpaties akivaizdoje,
Le 16:7 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Iz 35:4 sakykite tiems, kurių širdis baiminasi: "Būkite stiprūs! Nebijokite! Štai jūsų Dievas, jūsų kerštas ateina! Su baisiu atlyginimu jis ateina jūsų gelbėti. "
Isa 35:4 Say to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come with vengeance, even God with a recompence; he will come and save you.
1Krn 4:12 Eštonui gimė Recha, Paseachas ir Tehina, Ir Nahašo miesto tėvas. Tai Rekos vyrai.
1Ch 4:12 And Eshton begat Bethrapha, and Paseah, and Tehinnah the father of Irnahash. These are the men of Rechah.
3Jn 1:3 Aš labai apsidžiaugiau, kai atvykę broliai paliudijo apie tavo teisumą, kaip tu vaikščioji tiesoje.
3J 1:3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.
Pr 24:60 Laimindami Rebeką, jie sakė jai: "Tu, mūsų seserie, tapk tūkstančiais miriadų! Tepaima tavo palikuonyssavo priešų vartus. "
Ge 24:60 And they blessed Rebekah, and said unto her, Thou art our sister, be thou the mother of thousands of millions, and let thy seed possess the gate of those which hate them.
Dan 2:46 Tuomet karalius Nebukadnecaras puolė kniūbsčias ant žemės, išreiškė Danieliui pagarbą ir įsakė aukoti jam atnašą ir smilkalų auką.
Da 2:46 Then the king Nebuchadnezzar fell upon his face, and worshipped Daniel, and commanded that they should offer an oblation and sweet odours unto him.
2Kar 24:5 O kiti Jehojakimo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 24:5 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Ezd 7:25 O tu, Ezra, paskirk pareigūnus ir teisėjus pagal užrašytą tavo Dievo išmintį, kad jie teistų visus Užupio srities žmones, žinančius tavo Dievo Įstatymus. Turite pamokyti tuos, kurie jų nežino.
Ezr 7:25 And thou, Ezra, after the wisdom of thy God, that is in thine hand, set magistrates and judges, which may judge all the people that are beyond the river, all such as know the laws of thy God; and teach ye them that know them not.
Pat 9:13 Kvaila moteris nepastovi, ji nemokša ir nieko neišmano.
Pr 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Ez 5:13 Taip atslugs mano pyktis; liesiu ant jų savo įniršį, kol sušvelnėsiu. Jie žinos, kad aš, Viešpats, kalbėjau uoliai, liedamas ant jų savo įniršį!
Eze 5:13 Thus shall mine anger be accomplished, and I will cause my fury to rest upon them, and I will be comforted: and they shall know that I the LORD have spoken it in my zeal, when I have accomplished my fury in them.
Mt 4:23 Jėzus vaikščiojo po visą Galilėją, mokydamas sinagogose, skelbdamas karalystės Evangeliją ir gydydamas žmonėse visokias ligas bei negalias.
Mat 4:23 And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people.
Job 31:4 Nejau Dievas nemato mano kelioir neskaičiuoja visų mano žingsnių?
Job 31:4 Doth not he see my ways, and count all my steps?
Pr 22:16 ir tarė: "Prisiekiau pačiu savimi, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kadangi tu tai padarei, neatsisakei atiduoti savo vienturčio sūnaus,
Ge 22:16 And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the LORD, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only son:
1Kor 11:27 Todėl kas nevertai valgo tos duonos ar geria iš Viešpaties taurės, tas nusikals Viešpaties Kūnui ir Kraujui.
1C 11:27 Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord.
Jer 44:6 Mano pyktis ir įniršis išsiliejo liepsnomis Judo miestuose ir Jeruzalės gatvėse, paversdamas juos griuvėsiais ir dykyne, kaip šiandien ir yra.
Jer 44:6 Wherefore my fury and mine anger was poured forth, and was kindled in the cities of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem; and they are wasted and desolate, as at this day.
Apd 19:41 Tai pasakęs, jis paleido susirinkimą.
Ac 19:41 And when he had thus spoken, he dismissed the assembly.
Sk 27:14 nes judu priešinotės mano žodžiui Cino dykumoje, kai bendrija maištavo. Judu nepatvirtinote mano šventumo jų akyse prie vandens. " (Tai Meribat Kadešo vanduo Cino dykumoje. )
Nu 27:14 For ye rebelled against my commandment in the desert of Zin, in the strife of the congregation, to sanctify me at the water before their eyes: that is the water of Meribah in Kadesh in the wilderness of Zin.
Gal 6:8 Kas sėja savo kūnui, tas iš kūno pjaus pražūtį, o kas sėja Dvasiai, tas iš Dvasios pjaus amžinąjį gyvenimą.
Ga 6:8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
Pr 46:34 jūs turite atsakyti: ‘Tavo tarnai nuo pat savo jaunystės iki šiol vertėsi gyvulių auginimu ­ ir mes, ir mūsų protėviai’, ­ kad galėtumėte kurtis Gošeno žemėje, nes visi aviganiai kelia egiptiečiams pasibjaurėjimą. "
Ge 46:34 That ye shall say, Thy servants' trade hath been about cattle from our youth even until now, both we, and also our fathers: that ye may dwell in the land of Goshen; for every shepherd is an abomination unto the Egyptians.
Sk 14:36 Taigi vyrai, kuriuos Mozė buvo pasiuntęs išžvalgyti krašto ir kurie, meluodami apie kraštą, padarė, kad visa bendrija murmėtų prieš jį,
Nu 14:36 And the men, which Moses sent to search the land, who returned, and made all the congregation to murmur against him, by bringing up a slander upon the land,

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