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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 14:23 O egiptiečiai vydamiesi žygiavo paskui juos į jūrą visi ­ faraono žirgai, kovos vežimai ir vežėjai.
Ex 14:23 And the Egyptians pursued, and went in after them to the midst of the sea, even all Pharaoh's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen.
2Kar 12:7 Todėl karalius Jehoašas pasišaukė kunigą Jehojadą bei kitus kunigus ir paklausė: "Kodėl netaisote Namų? Užtat nebeimkite daugiau pinigų iš savo geradarių, bet perduokite juos Namams taisyti. "
2Ki 12:7 Then king Jehoash called for Jehoiada the priest, and the other priests, and said unto them, Why repair ye not the breaches of the house? now therefore receive no more money of your acquaintance, but deliver it for the breaches of the house.
2Kar 15:37 Jo dienomis Viešpats pradėjo kurstyti Aramo karalių Reciną ir Remalijo sūnų Pekachą prieš Judą.
2Ki 15:37 In those days the LORD began to send against Judah Rezin the king of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah.
1Sam 18:16 Bet visas Izraelis ir Judas mylėjo Dovydą, nes jis, vesdamas juos į žygius, kartu eidavo ir kartu grįždavo.
1Sa 18:16 But all Israel and Judah loved David, because he went out and came in before them.
Ps 27:5 Juk vargo dieną jis paslėps mane savo pastogėje, suteiks man globą savo palapinėje, užkels mane aukštai ant uolos.
Ps 27:5 For in the time of trouble he shall hide me in his pavilion: in the secret of his tabernacle shall he hide me; he shall set me up upon a rock.
2Kar 5:10 Eliziejus nusiuntė pasiuntinį jam pasakyti: "Eik ir nusimaudyk Jordano upėje septynis kartus; tavo kūnas išgis, ir tu būsi švarus. "
2Ki 5:10 And Elisha sent a messenger unto him, saying, Go and wash in Jordan seven times, and thy flesh shall come again to thee, and thou shalt be clean.
Koh 10:14 Kvailasis tiesiog daugina žodžius! Nė vienas nežino, ką atneš ateitis; kas gali kam nors pasakyti, kas įvyks po jo?
Ec 10:14 A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?
Zch 2:11 Tą dieną daug genčių prisidės prie Viešpaties, ir jos bus mano tauta, o aš gyvensiu tarp jų. ’Tuomet tu žinosi, kad Galybių Viešpats siuntė mane pas tave.
Zec 2:11 And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto thee.
1Krn 8:28 Jie buvo kilčių galvos, savo kartų vadai. Jie gyveno Jeruzalėje.
1Ch 8:28 These were heads of the fathers, by their generations, chief men. These dwelt in Jerusalem.
Koh 7:12 Juk išminties teikiama ūksmė ­ kaip pinigų ūksmė, o išmanymo nauda tokia: išmintis jos turinčiam teikia gyvastį.
Ec 7:12 For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it.
Iz 49:18 Pakelk akis ir apsidairyk aplinkui: jie renkasi draugėn ir eina pas tave. Kaip gyvas aš, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­visais jais pasidabinsi kaip puošmenomis, pasidabinsi jais lyg nuotaka.
Isa 49:18 Lift up thine eyes round about, and behold: all these gather themselves together, and come to thee. As I live, saith the LORD, thou shalt surely clothe thee with them all, as with an ornament, and bind them on thee, as a bride doeth.
Apd 2:1 Atėjus Sekminių dienai, visi mokiniai buvo drauge vienoje vietoje.
Ac 2:1 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
Am 3:5 Argi paukštis įkliūva į spąstus ant žemės, kai ten nėra jauko? Argi spąstai pašoka nuo žemės, nieko nepagaudami?
Am 3:5 Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?
2Kar 16:15 "Ant šio didžiojo aukuro, ­ karalius Ahazas įsakė kunigui Ūrijai, ­ atnašauk ir ryto deginamąją auką, ir vakaro javų atnašą, ir karaliaus deginamąją auką, ir jo javų atnašą drauge su visų krašto žmonių deginamosiomis aukomis, jų javų atnašomis ir jų liejamosiomis aukomis. Ant jo tur`i šlakstyti kraują visų deginamųjų aukų ir kraują visų aukų, o dėl vario aukuro aš dar spręsiu. "
2Ki 16:15 And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning burnt offering, and the evening meat offering, and the king's burnt sacrifice, and his meat offering, with the burnt offering of all the people of the land, and their meat offering, and their drink offerings; and sprinkle upon it all the blood of the burnt offering, and all the blood of the sacrifice: and the brasen altar shall be for me to enquire by.
Pat 28:21 Negera būti šališkam, tačiau net už duonos riekę žmogus nusikalsta.
Pr 28:21 To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread that man will transgress.
Dan 5:24 Taigi iš jo Artumo buvo atsiųsta ta ranka, kad parašytų šį užrašą.
Da 5:24 Then was the part of the hand sent from him; and this writing was written.
Job 31:25 ar didžiavausi, kad mano turtai dideli, kad savo rankomis daug įsigijau,
Job 31:25 If I rejoice because my wealth was great, and because mine hand had gotten much;
Dan 1:18 Kai atėjo laikas, kurį karalius buvo nustatęs jaunuoliams pas jį atvesti, rūmų vyriausiasis pareigūnas atvedė juos pas Nebukadnecarą.
Da 1:18 Now at the end of the days that the king had said he should bring them in, then the prince of the eunuchs brought them in before Nebuchadnezzar.
Pat 3:28 Nesakyk savo artimui: "Ateik vėliau", ­arba: "Rytoj šitai gausi", ­kai gali duoti tuojau.
Pr 3:28 Say not unto thy neighbour, Go, and come again, and to morrow I will give; when thou hast it by thee.
Ez 22:7 Pas tave tėvas ir motina niekinami, ateivis, gyvenantis pas tave, apiplėšiamas, našlaitis ir našlė skriaudžiami.
Eze 22:7 In thee have they set light by father and mother: in the midst of thee have they dealt by oppression with the stranger: in thee have they vexed the fatherless and the widow.

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