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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 15:22 Tada apaštalai ir vyresnieji kartu su visa Bažnyčia nutarė pasiųsti į Antiochiją iš savųjų išrinktus vyrus kartu su Pauliumi ir Barnabu. Tai buvo Judas, vadinamas Barsabu, ir Silas, kurie buvo vadovaujantys tarp brolių.
Ac 15:22 Then pleased it the apostles and elders with the whole church, to send chosen men of their own company to Antioch with Paul and Barnabas; namely, Judas surnamed Barsabas and Silas, chief men among the brethren:
Apr 6:6 Ir aš girdėjau tarytum kokį balsą keturių būtybių viduryje skelbiant: "Kviečių stuopa už denarą, trys miežių stuopos už denarą, bet aliejui ir vynui nedaryk žalos! "
Re 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Ps 78:69 Jis pastatė savo šventovę lyg namus danguje, įtvirtino ją lyg pačią žemę, amžinai tvirtą.
Ps 78:69 And he built his sanctuary like high palaces, like the earth which he hath established for ever.
Ez 47:11 Bet jos pelkės ir balos nepraras sūrumo, nes turi būti paliktos druskai.
Eze 47:11 But the miry places thereof and the marishes thereof shall not be healed; they shall be given to salt.
Ps 122:8 Savo giminių ir bičiulių labuisakysiu: "Tebūna tavyje ramybė! "
Ps 122:8 For my brethren and companions' sakes, I will now say, Peace be within thee.
1Kor 12:22 Priešingai, tariamai silpnesni kūno nariai yra kur kas reikalingesni.
1C 12:22 Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary:
Nah 1:5 Prieš jį dreba kalnai, nyksta kalvos; nuo jo veido krūpčioja žemė, pasaulis ir visa, kas jame gyvena.
Na 1:5 The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
Pat 31:24 ס Ji siuva ir parduoda lino drabužius, ir tiekia juostas pirkliams.
Pr 31:24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
Rut 1:2 Žmogus buvo vardu Elimelechas, jo žmona ­ Noomė, o sūnūs ­ Machlonas ir Kiljonas. Jie buvo efratai iš Judo Betliejaus, bet nukeliavo į Moabo lygumas ir ten apsigyveno.
Ru 1:2 And the name of the man was Elimelech, and the name of his wife Naomi, and the name of his two sons Mahlon and Chilion, Ephrathites of Bethlehemjudah. And they came into the country of Moab, and continued there.
Ps 80:4 O Viešpatie, Galybių Dieve, kiek ilgai degsi pykčiu, kai tavo tauta tave maldauja?
Ps 80:4 O LORD God of hosts, how long wilt thou be angry against the prayer of thy people?
Ezd 2:61 Taip pat kunigai: iš palikuonių Hobajos, Hakoco ir Barzilajo, kuris buvo vedęs vieną iš Barzilajo Gileadiečio dukterų ir buvo vadinamas jų vardu.
Ezr 2:61 And of the children of the priests: the children of Habaiah, the children of Koz, the children of Barzillai; which took a wife of the daughters of Barzillai the Gileadite, and was called after their name:
Sk 11:9 Naktį, krintant rasai, su ja iškrisdavo ir mana.
Nu 11:9 And when the dew fell upon the camp in the night, the manna fell upon it.
Ez 20:34 Galinga ranka, ištiesta dešine ir išliedamas įniršį išvesiu jus iš tautų ir surinksiu iš kraštų, po kuriuos buvote išblaškyti.
Eze 20:34 And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.
Pr 45:20 Savo daiktų nesigailėkite, nes kas geriausia visame Egipto krašte, bus jūsų. ’"
Ge 45:20 Also regard not your stuff; for the good of all the land of Egypt is your's.
Ps 50:4 Jis pasišaukia dangų ir žemęsavo tautos teismui.
Ps 50:4 He shall call to the heavens from above, and to the earth, that he may judge his people.
Mt 14:2 ir jis savo tarnams pasakė: "Tai Jonas Krikštytojas! Jis prisikėlė iš numirusių, ir todėl jame veikia stebuklingos galios. "
Mat 14:2 And said unto his servants, This is John the Baptist; he is risen from the dead; and therefore mighty works do shew forth themselves in him.
Iz 5:14 Todėl Šeolas plačiai atvers savo ryklę, pražios savo bedugnę burną, ir prasmegs joje tautos didžiūnai ir liaudis, jų ūžavimas ir puotavimas.
Isa 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.
2Krn 2:1 Tada Saliamonas nutarė statyti Viešpaties vardui Namus ir sau karaliaus rūmus.
2Ch 2:1 And Solomon determined to build an house for the name of the LORD, and an house for his kingdom.
Ps 145:1 Dovydo liaupsė. א Aukštinsiu tave, mano Dieve ir Karaliau, ir garbinsiu tavo vardą per amžių amžius.
Ps 145:1 I will extol thee, my God, O king; and I will bless thy name for ever and ever.
Lk 16:25 Abraomas atsakė: ‘Atsimink, sūnau, kad tu dar gyvendamas atsiėmei savo gėrybes, o Lozorius ­ tik nelaimes. Todėl jis susilaukė paguodos, o tu kenti.
Lu 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

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