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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 2:40 Vaikelis augo ir stiprėjo; jis darėsi pilnas išminties, ir Dievo malonė buvo su juo.
Lu 2:40 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him.
Joz 7:14 Taigi rytoj rytą būsite pašaukti giminėmis. Giminė, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį kiltimis; kiltis, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį šeimomis; šeima, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį pavieniui vyras po vyro.
Jos 7:14 In the morning therefore ye shall be brought according to your tribes: and it shall be, that the tribe which the LORD taketh shall come according to the families thereof; and the family which the LORD shall take shall come by households; and the household which the LORD shall take shall come man by man.
Apd 21:35 Atėjus prie laiptų, per minios grūstį kareiviams teko jį nešte nešti.
Ac 21:35 And when he came upon the stairs, so it was, that he was borne of the soldiers for the violence of the people.
Ps 41:13 Tebūna pagarbintas Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, nuo amžių per amžius! Amen! Amen!
Ps 41:13 Blessed be the LORD God of Israel from everlasting, and to everlasting. Amen, and Amen.
Ez 15:5 Anaiptol! Būdamas sveikas, jokiam dirbiniui jis nebuvo naudojamas, o ugniai surijus ir jam suanglėjus, ar begali jis būti panaudotas kokiam dirbiniui? "
Eze 15:5 Behold, when it was whole, it was meet for no work: how much less shall it be meet yet for any work, when the fire hath devoured it, and it is burned?
Ps 29:3 Viešpaties balsas viešpatauja virš vandenų, didybės Dievas griaudžia, Viešpats viešpatauja virš vandenyno.
Ps 29:3 The voice of the LORD is upon the waters: the God of glory thundereth: the LORD is upon many waters.
Mt 21:22 Visa, ko tikėdami melsite, ­ gausite. "
Mat 21:22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
Pr 46:7 Jis atsivedė į Egiptą savo sūnus, dukteris ir sūnų dukteris ­ visus savo palikuonis.
Ge 46:7 His sons, and his sons' sons with him, his daughters, and his sons' daughters, and all his seed brought he with him into Egypt.
Mt 7:12 Tad visa, ko norite, kad jums darytų žmonės, ir jūs patys jiems darykite, nes tai ir yra Įstatymas ir Pranašai.
Mat 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
1Krn 6:60 Taip pat iš Benjamino giminės buvo paskirta Geba su ganyklomis, Alemetas su ganyklomis ir Anatotas su ganyklomis. Iš viso per visas kiltis jie turėjo trylika miestų.
1Ch 6:60 And out of the tribe of Benjamin; Geba with her suburbs, and Alemeth with her suburbs, and Anathoth with her suburbs. All their cities throughout their families were thirteen cities.
Joz 7:2 Jozuė pasiuntė keletą vyrų iš Jericho į Ają netoli Bet Aveno, į rytus nuo Betelio. Jis tarė jiems: "Keliaukite į aukštumas ir išžvalgykite kraštą. " Vyrai iškeliavo į aukštumas ir išžvalgė Ają.
Jos 7:2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, on the east of Bethel, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the country. And the men went up and viewed Ai.
Iz 30:10 Regėtojams jie sako: "Neturėkite jokių regėjimų! " ­o pranašams: "Nepranašaukite mums tiesos, bet kalbėkite tai, kas mums malonu, pranašaukite apie dausas!
Isa 30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:
Pr 41:32 O tai, kad faraonas sapnavo tą patį sapną du sykius, reiškia, jog reikalas Dievo nuspręstas ir Dievas nedels jį įvykdyti.
Ge 41:32 And for that the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is because the thing is established by God, and God will shortly bring it to pass.
Pr 47:25 Jie atsakė: "Tu išgelbėjai mūsų gyvastį! Tebūna mums leista rasti malonę savo viešpaties akyse, mes būsime faraono vergai. "
Ge 47:25 And they said, Thou hast saved our lives: let us find grace in the sight of my lord, and we will be Pharaoh's servants.
Ezd 7:4 sūnaus Zerachijos, sūnaus Uzio, sūnaus Bukio,
Ezr 7:4 The son of Zerahiah, the son of Uzzi, the son of Bukki,
Rom 2:3 Nejaugi manai, žmogau, teisdamas taip darančius ir pats taip pat darydamas, išvengsiąs Dievo teismo? !
Ro 2:3 And thinkest thou this, O man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?
Kun 19:4 Nesikreipkite į stabus ir nedirbkite sau liedinamų dievų; aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas.
Le 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
Mt 18:27 Pasigailėjęs ano tarno, valdovas paleido jį ir dovanojo skolą.
Mat 18:27 Then the lord of that servant was moved with compassion, and loosed him, and forgave him the debt.
2Krn 27:2 Jis darė, kas dora Viešpaties akyse, kaip jo tėvas buvo daręs, tik į Viešpaties Šventyklą nėjo. Bet žmonės elgėsi vis dar nedorai.
2Ch 27:2 And he did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, according to all that his father Uzziah did: howbeit he entered not into the temple of the LORD. And the people did yet corruptly.
Kun 23:34 "Taip kalbėk izraelitams: ‘Šio septinto mėnesio penkioliktą dieną Viešpačiui skirtos Palapinių iškilmės, kurios tęsis septynias dienas.
Le 23:34 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, The fifteenth day of this seventh month shall be the feast of tabernacles for seven days unto the LORD.

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