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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 21:27 Nedorėlių atnašaujama auka pasibjaurėtina, ypač kai atnašaujama gėdingu tikslu.
Pr 21:27 The sacrifice of the wicked is abomination: how much more, when he bringeth it with a wicked mind?
Zch 4:5 Kalbėjęsis su manimi angelas atsakė man: ‘Argi tu nežinai, kas tai? ’ Atsakiau: ‘Ne, mano viešpatie. ’
Zec 4:5 Then the angel that talked with me answered and said unto me, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord.
2Krn 35:20 Po viso to, Jošijui atnaujinus Šventyklą, Egipto karalius Nekojas leidosi į žygį prieš Karkemišą prie Eufrato. O Jošijas išėjo jam pastoti kelio.
2Ch 35:20 After all this, when Josiah had prepared the temple, Necho king of Egypt came up to fight against Charchemish by Euphrates: and Josiah went out against him.
Jn 18:36 Jėzus atsakė: "Mano karalystė ne iš šio pasaulio. Jei mano karalystė būtų iš šio pasaulio, mano tarnai juk kovotų, kad nebūčiau atiduotas žydams. Bet mano karalystė ne iš čia. "
Jo 18:36 Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.
1Kar 13:30 Kūną paguldė į savo paties kapą. Raudodamas jį apverkė: "Ak, mano broli! "
1Ki 13:30 And he laid his carcase in his own grave; and they mourned over him, saying, Alas, my brother!
Jer 50:34 Galingas jų Atpirkėjas, jo vardas ­ Galybių Viešpats! Jis tikrai juos gins, kad duotų ramybę žemeiir sąmyšį Babilono gyventojams.
Jer 50:34 Their Redeemer is strong; the LORD of hosts is his name: he shall throughly plead their cause, that he may give rest to the land, and disquiet the inhabitants of Babylon.
Joz 2:7 Taigi karaliaus vyrai vijosi juos Jordano keliu Jordano brastų link. Vos jiems išėjus vytis, vartai buvo uždaryti.
Jos 2:7 And the men pursued after them the way to Jordan unto the fords: and as soon as they which pursued after them were gone out, they shut the gate.
Ps 38:14 Aš lyg žmogus, kuris negali atsikirsti, nes negirdi.
Ps 38:14 Thus I was as a man that heareth not, and in whose mouth are no reproofs.
Ps 145:3 ג Didis Viešpats ir vertas didžios šlovės, jo didybė nesuvokiama.
Ps 145:3 Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised; and his greatness is unsearchable.
Iš 39:38 aukso aukurą, patepimo aliejų bei kvapųjį smilkalą ir užuolaidą Palapinės įėjimui,
Ex 39:38 And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door,
Kun 3:11 Tada kunigas pavers visa tai dūmais ant aukuro kaip ugninę maisto atnašą Viešpačiui.
Le 3:11 And the priest shall burn it upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire unto the LORD.
1Kar 12:16 Kai visas Izraelis pamatė, kad karalius nenori jų išklausyti, žmonės, karaliui atsakydami, tarė: "Kokia mums dalis Dovyde? Nėra paveldo Jesės sūnuje! Izraeli, į savo palapines! Dabar, Dovydai, rūpinkis savo namais! "Visas Izraelis nuėjo į savo palapines.
1Ki 12:16 So when all Israel saw that the king hearkened not unto them, the people answered the king, saying, What portion have we in David? neither have we inheritance in the son of Jesse: to your tents, O Israel: now see to thine own house, David. So Israel departed unto their tents.
Pr 35:2 Užtat Jokūbas savo šeimai ir visiems buvusiems su juo įsakė: "Atsikratykite svetimų dievų, kuriuos turite prie savęs, nusiplaukite ir apsivilkite šviežiais drabužiais.
Ge 35:2 Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:
1Pt 3:14 Bet jeigu jums ir tektų kentėti už tiesą, jūs palaiminti! Jų gąsdinimo neišsigąskite ir nesutrikite.
1P 3:14 But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;
2Krn 10:13 Jiems karalius davė šiurkštų atsakymą. Karalius Rehabeamas nepaisė seniūnų patarimo.
2Ch 10:13 And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men,
2Kar 2:13 Tada jis pakėlė nukritusią Elijo skraistę ir, sugrįžęs prie Jordano kranto, sustojo.
2Ki 2:13 He took up also the mantle of Elijah that fell from him, and went back, and stood by the bank of Jordan;
Ps 107:37 Jie sėjo laukus, veisė vynuogynusir nuėmė gausų derlių.
Ps 107:37 And sow the fields, and plant vineyards, which may yield fruits of increase.
2Kor 5:12 Nenorime jums iš naujo prisistatinėti, bet duodame progą pasigirti mumis, kad turėtumėte ką sakyti žmonėms, besigiriantiems išore, ne širdimi.
2C 5:12 For we commend not ourselves again unto you, but give you occasion to glory on our behalf, that ye may have somewhat to answer them which glory in appearance, and not in heart.
Iz 45:24 Man sakys: ‘Tik per Viešpatį rasime pergalę ir jėgą. ’Gėdydamiesi ateis pas jį visi, kurie ant jo niršta.
Isa 45:24 Surely, shall one say, in the LORD have I righteousness and strength: even to him shall men come; and all that are incensed against him shall be ashamed.
Pr 11:12 Arpachšadas buvo trisdešimt penkerių metų, kai jam gimė Šelachas.
Ge 11:12 And Arphaxad lived five and thirty years, and begat Salah:

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