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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Jn 5:7 Mat yra trys liudytojai :
1J 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
Jn 15:13 Nėra didesnės meilės, kaip gyvybę už draugus atiduoti.
Jo 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Iš 6:27 Tai juodu ­ tas pats Mozė ir tas pats Aaronas ­ kalbėjo Egipto karaliui faraonui, kad leistų išvesti izraelitus iš Egipto.
Ex 6:27 These are they which spake to Pharaoh king of Egypt, to bring out the children of Israel from Egypt: these are that Moses and Aaron.
Ez 16:3 ir sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS Jeruzalei. Tu kilusi ir gimusi iš kanaaniečių krašto; tavo tėvas buvo amoritas, o motina ­ hetitė.
Eze 16:3 And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto Jerusalem; Thy birth and thy nativity is of the land of Canaan; thy father was an Amorite, and thy mother an Hittite.
Jer 46:15 Kodėl pabėgo Apis? Kodėl jūsų galingasis nesigynė? Dėl to, kad Viešpats jį parbloškė.
Jer 46:15 Why are thy valiant men swept away? they stood not, because the LORD did drive them.
Įst 10:10 Išbuvau ant kalno keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų. Dar kartą Viešpats išklausė mane ir sutiko tavęs nesunaikinti.
De 10:10 And I stayed in the mount, according to the first time, forty days and forty nights; and the LORD hearkened unto me at that time also, and the LORD would not destroy thee.
Kun 27:22 Jei žmogus pašvenčia Viešpačiui lauką, kuris buvo pirktas ir nepriklauso prie paveldėtos žemės nuosavybės,
Le 27:22 And if a man sanctify unto the LORD a field which he hath bought, which is not of the fields of his possession;
2Kar 22:17 Už tai, kad jie paliko mane ir degino smilkalus kitiems dievams, pykdydami mane visais savo rankų darbais, degu pykčiu ant šios vietos, ir jis nebus užgesintas. ’
2Ki 22:17 Because they have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods, that they might provoke me to anger with all the works of their hands; therefore my wrath shall be kindled against this place, and shall not be quenched.
Mt 11:23 Ir tu, Kafarnaume, negi būsi išaukštintas iki dangaus? Tu nugarmėsi iki mirusiųjų pasaulio! Jeigu Sodomoje būtų įvykę tokių stebuklų, kokių įvyko tavyje, ji stovėtų dar ir šiandien.
Mat 11:23 And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.
Pat 14:17 Kas ūmus, tas kvailai pasielgia, o sukčius nekenčiamas.
Pr 14:17 He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hated.
1Sam 19:11 Saulius siuntė pasiuntinius prie Dovydo namų tykoti jo ir ryto metą užmušti. Tačiau Dovydo žmona Mikalė tarė jam: "Jei šiąnakt savo gyvasties negelbėsi, rytoj būsi užmuštas. "
1Sa 19:11 Saul also sent messengers unto David's house, to watch him, and to slay him in the morning: and Michal David's wife told him, saying, If thou save not thy life to night, to morrow thou shalt be slain.
Ez 9:4 ir tarė jam: "Pereik per miestą, per Jeruzalę, ir pažymėk tavo ženklu kaktas dūsaujančių ir dejuojančių dėl visų bjauriųjų nusikaltimų, kurie jame daromi. "
Eze 9:4 And the LORD said unto him, Go through the midst of the city, through the midst of Jerusalem, and set a mark upon the foreheads of the men that sigh and that cry for all the abominations that be done in the midst thereof.
2Kar 17:33 Taigi jie garbino Viešpatį, bet tarnavo ir savo dievams pagal įsakus tautų, iš kurių buvo ištremti.
2Ki 17:33 They feared the LORD, and served their own gods, after the manner of the nations whom they carried away from thence.
Apr 18:2 O jis šaukė skambiu balsu: "Krito, krito didžioji Babelė! Ji pavirto demonų buveine, visų netyrųjų dvasių pastoge, visokių nešvarių ir nekenčiamų paukščių landyne.
Re 18:2 And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
Dan 4:1 "Karalius Nebukadnecaras ­ visų kalbų tautoms ir gentims, gyvenančioms žemėje. Teklesti jūsų gerovė!
Da 4:1 Nebuchadnezzar the king, unto all people, nations, and languages, that dwell in all the earth; Peace be multiplied unto you.
2Sam 6:17 Viešpaties Skrynia buvo įnešta ir padėta į vietą palapinėje, kurią Dovydas buvo jai pastatęs. Dovydas atnašavo deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
2Sa 6:17 And they brought in the ark of the LORD, and set it in his place, in the midst of the tabernacle that David had pitched for it: and David offered burnt offerings and peace offerings before the LORD.
Mt 13:15 Šitos tautos širdis aptuko. Jie prastai girdėjo ausimis ir užmerkė akis, kad kartais nepamatytų akimis, neišgirstų ausimis, nesuprastų širdimiir neatsiverstų, ir aš jų nepagydyčiau.
Mat 13:15 For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
Sk 23:18 Tada Bileamas ėmė pranašauti, sakydamas: "Atsistok, Balakai, ir klausykis; palenk ausį mano liudijimui, Ciporo sūnau.
Nu 23:18 And he took up his parable, and said, Rise up, Balak, and hear; hearken unto me, thou son of Zippor:
Ps 46:4 Upės srovės linksmina Dievo miestą, šventąją Aukščiausiojo buveinę.
Ps 46:4 There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High.
Ps 106:25 murmėjo savo palapinėseir nenorėjo klausyti Viešpaties balso.
Ps 106:25 But murmured in their tents, and hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD.

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