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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 17:7 Parodyk savo ištikimą meilę nuostabiais darbais, Gelbėtojau, ieškantiems užuovėjosnuo užpuolikų tavo dešinėje.
Ps 17:7 Shew thy marvellous lovingkindness, O thou that savest by thy right hand them which put their trust in thee from those that rise up against them.
Jn 7:38 Kas mane tiki, kaip Raštas sako, iš to vidaus plūs gyvojo vandens srovės. "
Jo 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
Iš 37:16 Reikmenis, kurie turėjo būti ant stalo ­ lėkštes ir indus smilkalams, dubenis ir ąsočius liejamosioms atnašoms ­ jis padarė iš gryno aukso.
Ex 37:16 And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold.
Kun 5:14 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 5:14 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Sk 27:20 Suteik jam savo prakilnumo, kad paklustų visa izraelitų bendrija.
Nu 27:20 And thou shalt put some of thine honour upon him, that all the congregation of the children of Israel may be obedient.
2Kar 2:2 Elijas tarė Eliziejui: "Prašau likti čia, nes Viešpats pasiuntė mane eiti į Betelį. " ­ "Kaip gyvas Viešpats ir kaip gyvas tu, ­ atsakė Eliziejus, ­ nepaliksiu tavęs. " Jiedu atėjo į Betelį.
2Ki 2:2 And Elijah said unto Elisha, Tarry here, I pray thee; for the LORD hath sent me to Bethel. And Elisha said unto him, As the LORD liveth, and as thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. So they went down to Bethel.
Ps 76:8 Iš dangaus tarei savo nuosprendį; žemė nutirpo iš baimės ir tylėjo,
Ps 76:8 Thou didst cause judgment to be heard from heaven; the earth feared, and was still,
Rut 1:2 Žmogus buvo vardu Elimelechas, jo žmona ­ Noomė, o sūnūs ­ Machlonas ir Kiljonas. Jie buvo efratai iš Judo Betliejaus, bet nukeliavo į Moabo lygumas ir ten apsigyveno.
Ru 1:2 And the name of the man was Elimelech, and the name of his wife Naomi, and the name of his two sons Mahlon and Chilion, Ephrathites of Bethlehemjudah. And they came into the country of Moab, and continued there.
Pr 22:15 Viešpaties angelas pašaukė Abraomą iš dangaus antrąkart
Ge 22:15 And the angel of the LORD called unto Abraham out of heaven the second time,
1Krn 24:28 Iš Machlio ­ Eleazaras; jis neturėjo sūnų.
1Ch 24:28 Of Mahli came Eleazar, who had no sons.
Pat 25:6 Nesiaukštink karaliaus akivaizdojeir neužimk didžiūnų vietos.
Pr 25:6 Put not forth thyself in the presence of the king, and stand not in the place of great men:
Pat 4:9 Tau ant galvos ji uždės grakštų vainiką, apvainikuos garbinga karūna. "
Pr 4:9 She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown of glory shall she deliver to thee.
Pr 34:5 Jokūbas išgirdo, kad Sichemas išniekino jo dukterį Diną. Bet jo sūnūs buvo laukuose su galvijais, todėl jis tylėjo, kol jie sugrįžo.
Ge 34:5 And Jacob heard that he had defiled Dinah his daughter: now his sons were with his cattle in the field: and Jacob held his peace until they were come.
Jer 13:21 Ką tu sakysi, kai užpuls tave kaip užkariautojaitie, kuriuos tu mokei būti meilužiais? Ar nesurems tavęs skausmai, kaip suremia gimdančią moterį?
Jer 13:21 What wilt thou say when he shall punish thee? for thou hast taught them to be captains, and as chief over thee: shall not sorrows take thee, as a woman in travail?
Ps 48:11 Tesilinksmina Siono kalnas, tedžiūgauja Judo miestai, nes tu teisingai teisi.
Ps 48:11 Let mount Zion rejoice, let the daughters of Judah be glad, because of thy judgments.
Joz 21:44 O Viešpats davė jiems ramybę iš visų pusių, kaip buvo prisiekęs jų protėviams. Nė vienas priešas nepajėgė jiems pasipriešinti, nes visus priešus Viešpats buvo atidavęs jiems į rankas.
Jos 21:44 And the LORD gave them rest round about, according to all that he sware unto their fathers: and there stood not a man of all their enemies before them; the LORD delivered all their enemies into their hand.
Jer 22:24 Kaip aš gyvas, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ net jeigu Jehojakimo sūnus Konijas , Judo karalius, būtų antspaudo žiedas ant mano dešinės, net nuo ten jį nuplėščiau.
Jer 22:24 As I live, saith the LORD, though Coniah the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah were the signet upon my right hand, yet would I pluck thee thence;
1Sam 18:15 Matydamas, kad jam labai sekasi, Saulius kentė nuolatinę baimę.
1Sa 18:15 Wherefore when Saul saw that he behaved himself very wisely, he was afraid of him.
Iš 4:28 Mozė apsakė Aaronui visa, ką Viešpats siųsdamas jį buvo pasakęs, ir visus jam pavestus ženklus.
Ex 4:28 And Moses told Aaron all the words of the LORD who had sent him, and all the signs which he had commanded him.
Ts 16:20 Ji sušuko: "Samsonai, filistinai atėjo tavęs! " Jis pabudo iš miego, galvodamas: "Ištrūksiu kaip kitais kartais ir nusikratysiu! " Bet nežinojo, kad Viešpats buvo nuo jo pasitraukęs.
Judg 16:20 And she said, The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself. And he wist not that the LORD was departed from him.

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