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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 2:17 Tą dieną įvyko labai nuožmus mūšis. Dovydo kariai sumušė Abnerą ir Izraelio vyrus.
2Sa 2:17 And there was a very sore battle that day; and Abner was beaten, and the men of Israel, before the servants of David.
Ps 103:3 Jis atleidžia visas tavo nuodėmesir išgydo visas tavo ligas.
Ps 103:3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Kun 20:11 Jei vyras sugultų su savo tėvo žmona, jis atidengė savo tėvo nuogumą. Abu bus nubausti mirtimi; jie užsitraukė kraujo kaltę.
Le 20:11 And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Ps 105:23 Tada Izraelis atėjo į Egiptą, Jokūbas apsigyveno kaip ateivis Chamo žemėje.
Ps 105:23 Israel also came into Egypt; and Jacob sojourned in the land of Ham.
Apd 15:36 Po kiek laiko Paulius tarė Barnabui: "Grįžkime, aplankykime brolius visuose miestuose, kur esame skelbę Viešpaties žodį, ir pažiūrėkime, kaip jiems sekasi. "
Ac 15:36 And some days after Paul said unto Barnabas, Let us go again and visit our brethren in every city where we have preached the word of the LORD, and see how they do.
2Kor 1:22 pažymėjo mus savo antspaudu ir siuntė į mūsų širdis Dvasios laidą.
2C 1:22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.
Ps 139:12 tai tau ir pati tamsa nėra tamsi, ir naktis šviečia kaip diena. Tamsa ir šviesa tau tas pat.
Ps 139:12 Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee.
Joz 15:9 Nuo tos kalvos viršūnės riba nuvingiuoja prie Neftoacho vandenų šaltinio, o iš ten eina prie Efrono kalno miestų. Po to riba atvingiuoja prie Baalos, tai yra Kirjat Jearimų.
Jos 15:9 And the border was drawn from the top of the hill unto the fountain of the water of Nephtoah, and went out to the cities of mount Ephron; and the border was drawn to Baalah, which is Kirjathjearim:
1Kor 12:24 kurio neprivalo mūsų padorieji nariai. Taigi, tvarkydamas kūną, Dievas skyrė daugiau pagarbos tiems nariams, kurie jos stokojo,
1C 12:24 For our comely parts have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that part which lacked.
Sk 11:30 Tuomet Mozė ir Izraelio seniūnai sugrįžo į stovyklą.
Nu 11:30 And Moses gat him into the camp, he and the elders of Israel.
2Kar 9:20 Sargybinis pranešė: "Jis pasiekė juos, bet nebegrįžta. Iš važiavimo būdo atrodo, kad tai Nimšio sūnus Jehuvas. Paprastai jis važiuoja kaip pasiutęs! "
2Ki 9:20 And the watchman told, saying, He came even unto them, and cometh not again: and the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.
Neh 7:43 Levitų: Jozuės palikuonių, būtent Hodvos palikuonių iš Kadmielio, septyniasdešimt keturi.
Ne 7:43 The Levites: the children of Jeshua, of Kadmiel, and of the children of Hodevah, seventy and four.
2Tim 2:13 bet jeigu ir tapsime neištikimi, tai jis lieka ištikimas, nes savęs jis negali išsiginti.
2Ti 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.
Sk 10:9 Kai žygiuosite į karą savo krašte su jus engiančiu priešu, trimitais skelbsite pavojų, kad būtumėte prisiminti Viešpaties, jūsų Dievo, ir išgelbėti nuo priešų.
Nu 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.
Lk 23:2 Ten jie ėmė jį skųsti, sakydami: "Mes nustatėme, kad šitas kiršina mūsų tautą ir draudžia mokėti ciesoriui mokesčius. Jis tvirtina esąs Mesijas ir karalius. "
Lu 23:2 And they began to accuse him, saying, We found this fellow perverting the nation, and forbidding to give tribute to Caesar, saying that he himself is Christ a King.
Neh 7:41 Pašhūro palikuonių tūkstantis du šimtai keturiasdešimt septyni,
Ne 7:41 The children of Pashur, a thousand two hundred forty and seven.
Žyd 8:10 Ir štai kokia bus Sandora, kurią sudarysiu su Izraelio namais, praslinkus anoms dienoms, ­ sako Viešpats: ­ Aš duosiu savo įstatymus jų protamsir juos įrašysiu jų širdyse, aš būsiu jiems Dievas, o jie bus man tauta.
He 8:10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and they shall be to me a people:
Job 7:14 tu gąsdini mane sapnaisir siaubą man keli regėjimais,
Job 7:14 Then thou scarest me with dreams, and terrifiest me through visions:
Ezd 5:12 Bet kadangi mūsų protėviai buvo supykdę dangaus Dievą, jis atidavė juos Babilono karaliui chaldėjui Nebukadnecarui, o šis sunaikino šiuos Namus ir ištrėmė žmones į Babiloną.
Ezr 5:12 But after that our fathers had provoked the God of heaven unto wrath, he gave them into the hand of Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon, the Chaldean, who destroyed this house, and carried the people away into Babylon.
Kun 10:20 Mozė, tai girdėdamas, sutiko.
Le 10:20 And when Moses heard that, he was content.

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