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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Zch 9:3 Tyras pasistatė tvirtovę, prisikrovė sidabro kaip dulkiųir aukso kaip gatvių purvo.
Zec 9:3 And Tyrus did build herself a strong hold, and heaped up silver as the dust, and fine gold as the mire of the streets.
Sk 14:1 Visa bendrija ėmė aimanuoti nesavais balsais; žmonės nesiliovė verkę visą tą naktį.
Nu 14:1 And all the congregation lifted up their voice, and cried; and the people wept that night.
Mk 3:11 Taip pat netyrosios dvasios, vos tik jį išvydusios, parpuldavo priešais ir šaukdavo: "Tu Dievo Sūnus! "
Mar 3:11 And unclean spirits, when they saw him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Thou art the Son of God.
2Kar 10:15 Iš ten iškeliavęs, jis sutiko Rechabo sūnų Jehonadabą, ateinantį jo pasitikti. Pasveikinęs jį, tarė: "Ar tavo širdis man taip atsidavusi, kaip mano širdis atsidavusi tau? " ­ "Taip! " ­ atsakė Jehonadabas. "Jeigu taip, ­ tarė Jehuvas, ­ duok man ranką. " Jis padavė jam ranką. Jehuvas įkėlė jį pas save į vežimą.
2Ki 10:15 And when he was departed thence, he lighted on Jehonadab the son of Rechab coming to meet him: and he saluted him, and said to him, Is thine heart right, as my heart is with thy heart? And Jehonadab answered, It is. If it be, give me thine hand. And he gave him his hand; and he took him up to him into the chariot.
Iš 9:6 Kitą dieną Viešpats tai ir padarė. Visi egiptiečių galvijai išdvėsė, bet izraelitų galvijų nė vienas nenugaišo.
Ex 9:6 And the LORD did that thing on the morrow, and all the cattle of Egypt died: but of the cattle of the children of Israel died not one.
Ez 37:13 Jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats, kai atversiu jūsų kapus ir prikelsiu jus iš jūsų kapų, mano tauta!
Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves,
Neh 5:10 Be to, ir aš, ir mano broliai, ir mano tarnai esame paskolinę jiems pinigų ir grūdų. Liaukimės imti palūkanas!
Ne 5:10 I likewise, and my brethren, and my servants, might exact of them money and corn: I pray you, let us leave off this usury.
Koh 12:9 Mokytojas buvo išmintingas žmogus. Be to, jis ir žmones mokė to, ko pats buvo išmokęs sverdamas ir tyrinėdamas, bei sudarė daug patarlių.
Ec 12:9 And moreover, because the preacher was wise, he still taught the people knowledge; yea, he gave good heed, and sought out, and set in order many proverbs.
Jl 1:17 Sėklos sudžiūva po grumstais, sandėliai ištuštinti, svirnai nugriauti, nes nebėra grūdų.
Joe 1:17 The seed is rotten under their clods, the garners are laid desolate, the barns are broken down; for the corn is withered.
Sk 34:5 Nuo Acmono riba pasisuks Egipto upės link ir baigsis prie Jūros .
Nu 34:5 And the border shall fetch a compass from Azmon unto the river of Egypt, and the goings out of it shall be at the sea.
Žyd 12:17 Jūs žinote, kad jis ir paskui, norėdamas gauti palaiminimą, buvo atmestas ir nerado progos atgailai, nors su ašaromis jos ieškojo.
He 12:17 For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.
Joz 23:6 Bet būkite labai ryžtingi ir ištikimai laikykitės visko, kas parašyta Mozės Įstatymo knygoje, niekada nenutoldami nei į dešinę, nei į kairę
Jos 23:6 Be ye therefore very courageous to keep and to do all that is written in the book of the law of Moses, that ye turn not aside therefrom to the right hand or to the left;
Ps 136:22 paveldą savo tarnui Izraeliui, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina.
Ps 136:22 Even an heritage unto Israel his servant: for his mercy endureth for ever.
1Sam 23:6 Atbėgęs pas Dovydą į Keilą, Ahimelecho sūnus Abjataras atėjo su efodu rankoje.
1Sa 23:6 And it came to pass, when Abiathar the son of Ahimelech fled to David to Keilah, that he came down with an ephod in his hand.
1Pt 4:13 Verčiau džiaukitės dalyvaudami Kristaus kentėjimuose, kad ir tada, kai jo šlovė apsireikš, galėtumėte džiūgauti ir linksmintis.
1P 4:13 But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.
1Krn 2:50 Tai Kalebo palikuonys. Efratos pirmagimio Hūro sūnūs: Šobalas, Kirjat Jearimų tėvas,
1Ch 2:50 These were the sons of Caleb the son of Hur, the firstborn of Ephratah; Shobal the father of Kirjathjearim.
Sk 33:22 Iškeliavę iš Risos, pasistatė stovyklą prie Kehelatos.
Nu 33:22 And they journeyed from Rissah, and pitched in Kehelathah.
Apd 10:22 Tie atsakė: "Šimtininkas Kornelijus, teisus ir dievobaimingas vyras, visų gyventojų žydų didžiai gerbiamas žmogus, gavo šventojo angelo nurodymą pasikviesti tave į savo namus ir išklausyti tavo pamokymų. "
Ac 10:22 And they said, Cornelius the centurion, a just man, and one that feareth God, and of good report among all the nation of the Jews, was warned from God by an holy angel to send for thee into his house, and to hear words of thee.
2Krn 13:6 Tačiau Nebato sūnus Jeroboamas, buvęs Dovydo sūnaus Saliamono tarnyboje, sukėlė maištą prieš savo valdovą.
2Ch 13:6 Yet Jeroboam the son of Nebat, the servant of Solomon the son of David, is risen up, and hath rebelled against his lord.
Iz 51:17 Atsibusk, atsibusk! Atsikelk, Jeruzale! Tu gėrei pykčio taurę, kurią laikė Viešpaties ranka, išgėrei iki dugno indą, svaigiąją taurę!
Isa 51:17 Awake, awake, stand up, O Jerusalem, which hast drunk at the hand of the LORD the cup of his fury; thou hast drunken the dregs of the cup of trembling, and wrung them out.

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