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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 16:6 Šis atsakė: ‘Šimtą statinių aliejaus. ’ Tada jis tarė: ‘Imk savo skolos raštą, sėsk ir tuoj pat rašyk: penkiasdešimt. ’
Lu 16:6 And he said, An hundred measures of oil. And he said unto him, Take thy bill, and sit down quickly, and write fifty.
Įst 3:23 Tuo metu aš maldavau Viešpatį, tardamas:
De 3:23 And I besought the LORD at that time, saying,
Įst 15:9 Saugokis, kad nepuoselėtum širdyje klastingos minties, sakydamas: ‘Septintieji metai, skolų atleidimo metai, artinasi’, ir, rūsčiai į savo nuskurdusį artimą pasižiūrėjęs, nieko jam neduotum. Prieš tave jis šauksis Viešpaties, ir tu užsitrauksi kaltę.
De 15:9 Beware that there be not a thought in thy wicked heart, saying, The seventh year, the year of release, is at hand; and thine eye be evil against thy poor brother, and thou givest him nought; and he cry unto the LORD against thee, and it be sin unto thee.
Ts 1:24 Sutikę išeinantį iš miesto vyrą, žvalgai tarė jam: "Parodyk įėjimą į miestą, ir mes būsime tau maloningi. "
Judg 1:24 And the spies saw a man come forth out of the city, and they said unto him, Shew us, we pray thee, the entrance into the city, and we will shew thee mercy.
2Sam 10:15 Bet aramėjai, pamatę, kad Izraelis juos nugalėjo, susibūrė į viena.
2Sa 10:15 And when the Syrians saw that they were smitten before Israel, they gathered themselves together.
Job 14:10 Bet kai žmogus miršta, jis tampa bejėgis; kai mirtingasis atsikvepia paskutinį kartą, kur jis tada?
Job 14:10 But man dieth, and wasteth away: yea, man giveth up the ghost, and where is he?
Neh 12:18 Bilgos kilties ­ Šamūva, Šemajos kilties ­ Jehonatanas,
Ne 12:18 Of Bilgah, Shammua; of Shemaiah, Jehonathan;
Apr 7:17 nes Avinėlis, kuris stovi priešais sostą, juos ganys ir vedžiosprie gyvybės vandens šaltinių, ir Dievas nušluostys kiekvieną ašarą nuo jų akių. "
Re 7:17 For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.
Pr 20:17 Tuomet Abraomas užtarė Dievui, ir Dievas išgydė Abimelechą. Jis pagydė ir Abimelecho žmoną bei verges, idant vėl galėtų gimdyti,
Ge 20:17 So Abraham prayed unto God: and God healed Abimelech, and his wife, and his maidservants; and they bare children.
Ps 136:9 mėnulį ir žvaigždes ­ nakčiai valdyti, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina.
Ps 136:9 The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2Tes 1:1 Paulius, Silvanas ir Timotiejustesalonikiečių Bažnyčiai Dieve, mūsų Tėve, ir Viešpatyje Jėzuje Kristuje.
2Th 1:1 Paul, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ:
Jn 19:41 Toje vietoje, kur buvo nukryžiuotas Jėzus, buvo sodas ir sode naujas kapo rūsys, kuriame dar niekas nebuvo laidotas.
Jo 19:41 Now in the place where he was crucified there was a garden; and in the garden a new sepulchre, wherein was never man yet laid.
Jer 16:17 Visi jų keliai man prieš akis, nuo manęs jie negali pasislėpti, jų kaltė negali būti nuslėpta nuo mano akių.
Jer 16:17 For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.
Sk 15:16 Jūs ir ateivis, gyvenantis su jumis, turės tas pačias apeigas ir tą patį įstatą. ’"
Nu 15:16 One law and one manner shall be for you, and for the stranger that sojourneth with you.
Lk 12:28 Jeigu Dievas taip aprengia laukų gėlę, šiandien žydinčią, o rytoj metamą į krosnį, tai dar labiau pasirūpins jumis, mažatikiai!
Lu 12:28 If then God so clothe the grass, which is to day in the field, and to morrow is cast into the oven; how much more will he clothe you, O ye of little faith?
Ps 45:7 Tu brangini, kas teisu, ir nekenti, kas nedora. Todėl Dievas, tavo Dievas, patepė tavedžiaugsmo aliejumi labiau negu tavo bendrus.
Ps 45:7 Thou lovest righteousness, and hatest wickedness: therefore God, thy God, hath anointed thee with the oil of gladness above thy fellows.
Ps 50:15 Šaukis manęs vargo dieną; išgelbėsiu tave, ir tu mane šlovinsi. "
Ps 50:15 And call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me.
2Krn 25:1 Amacijas buvo dvidešimt penkerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje dvidešimt devynerius metus. Jo motina buvo vardu Jehoadana iš Jeruzalės.
2Ch 25:1 Amaziah was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned twenty and nine years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Jehoaddan of Jerusalem.
Lk 7:18 Visa tai papasakojo Jonui jo mokiniai.
Lu 7:18 And the disciples of John shewed him of all these things.
Jer 39:17 Bet tave tą dieną išgelbėsiu, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ tu nebūsi atiduotas į rankas žmonėms, kurių bijai.
Jer 39:17 But I will deliver thee in that day, saith the LORD: and thou shalt not be given into the hand of the men of whom thou art afraid.

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