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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 50:9 Neimu iš jūsų ūkio jokio jaučioar ožio iš jūsų gardų.
Ps 50:9 I will take no bullock out of thy house, nor he goats out of thy folds.
Sof 3:9 Tuomet pakeisiu ir nuvalysiu tautų lūpas, kad jos visos galėtų šauktis Viešpaties vardoir sutartinai jam tarnauti.
Zep 3:9 For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.
Sk 5:28 Bet jei moteris nėra savęs suteršusi ir yra nekalta, ji bus atspari ir galės gimdyti vaikus.
Nu 5:28 And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.
1Krn 26:15 Obed Edomui ­ pietiniai vartai, o jo sūnums buvo paskirtas sandėlis;
1Ch 26:15 To Obededom southward; and to his sons the house of Asuppim.
Pr 10:22 Semo palikuonys: Elamas, Asūras, Arpachšadas, Ludas ir Aramas.
Ge 10:22 The children of Shem; Elam, and Asshur, and Arphaxad, and Lud, and Aram.
1Kor 2:1 Kai pas jus, broliai, lankiausi, buvau atėjęs skelbti jums Dievo slėpinio ne iškilnia kalba ar išmintimi.
1C 2:1 And I, brethren, when I came to you, came not with excellency of speech or of wisdom, declaring unto you the testimony of God.
1Kor 11:18 Pirmiausia man teko girdėti, kad jums susirinkus kaip Bažnyčiai, tarp jūsų esama skilimų, ir aš iš dalies tuo tikiu.
1C 11:18 For first of all, when ye come together in the church, I hear that there be divisions among you; and I partly believe it.
Mt 20:18 "Štai pakilsime į Jeruzalę, ir Žmogaus Sūnus bus atiduotas aukštiesiems kunigams bei Rašto aiškintojams. Jie pasmerks jį mirti,
Mat 20:18 Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be betrayed unto the chief priests and unto the scribes, and they shall condemn him to death,
2Kar 11:16 Tad jie išvedė ją jėga. Ji buvo nužudyta, kai ėjo į karaliaus rūmus pro Arklių vartus.
2Ki 11:16 And they laid hands on her; and she went by the way by the which the horses came into the king's house: and there was she slain.
Iš 34:25 Neatnašausi mano aukos kraujo su kuo nors raugintu, nepaliksi Paschos aukos iki rytojaus.
Ex 34:25 Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
Kun 17:14 Juk kiekvienam gyvūnui gyvastis ­ kraujas ­ yra jo gyvybė. Todėl aš sakiau izraelitams: nevalgysite kraujo jokio gyvūno, nes kiekvieno gyvūno gyvybė yra jo kraujas; kas valgytų kraują, bus pašalintas.
Le 17:14 For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh is the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off.
Įst 22:10 Nearsi poron įkinkytais jaučiu ir asilu.
De 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
Lk 20:23 Matydamas jų klastą, Jėzus tarė jiems:
Lu 20:23 But he perceived their craftiness, and said unto them, Why tempt ye me?
Hab 3:6 Sustodamas jis supurtė žemę, pažvelgdamas sudrebino tautas. Amžinieji kalnai skeldėjo, palei jo senuosius keliusįdubo pirmykštės kalvos.
Hab 3:6 He stood, and measured the earth: he beheld, and drove asunder the nations; and the everlasting mountains were scattered, the perpetual hills did bow: his ways are everlasting.
Įst 1:43 Nors aš jums ir kalbėjau, jūs manęs neklausėte. Jūs maištavote prieš Viešpaties įsakymą ir įžūliai pasitikėdami keliavote į aukštumų kraštą.
De 1:43 So I spake unto you; and ye would not hear, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD, and went presumptuously up into the hill.
Iš 36:16 Penkias dangas susegė atskirai į viena, ir šešias dangas atskirai į viena.
Ex 36:16 And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves.
Iz 17:14 Koks siaubas vakare! Nors rytas dar neišaušo, jo jau nebėra! Tokia dalia bus tų, kurie mus siaubia, toks likimas tų, kurie mus plėšia.
Isa 17:14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the morning he is not. This is the portion of them that spoil us, and the lot of them that rob us.
Jer 46:2 Egiptui apie Egipto karaliaus faraono Nekojo kariuomenę, kuri stovėjo ties Karkemišu prie Eufrato ir kurią sumušė Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras ketvirtais Judo karaliaus Jošijo sūnaus Jehojakimo metais.
Jer 46:2 Against Egypt, against the army of Pharaohnecho king of Egypt, which was by the river Euphrates in Carchemish, which Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon smote in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah.
Ps 9:8 Jis teisia pasaulį teisumu; tautas jis teisia bešališkai.
Ps 9:8 And he shall judge the world in righteousness, he shall minister judgment to the people in uprightness.
Mk 14:67 ir, pamačiusi besišildantį Petrą, įsižiūrėjo į jį ir tarė: "Ir tu buvai su šituo Nazarėnu, su Jėzumi. "
Mar 14:67 And when she saw Peter warming himself, she looked upon him, and said, And thou also wast with Jesus of Nazareth.

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