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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 1:7 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė ­ pažinimo pradžia, bet kvailieji niekina išmintį ir pamokymą.
Pr 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Ez 41:4 Jis išmatavo ir kambarį už šventosios; jo ilgis buvo dvidešimt uolekčių, o plotis ­ dvidešimt uolekčių. Ir tarė jis man: "Tai šventų švenčiausioji".
Eze 41:4 So he measured the length thereof, twenty cubits; and the breadth, twenty cubits, before the temple: and he said unto me, This is the most holy place.
Dan 7:15 Aš, Danielius, jaučiau, kad mano dvasia verčia mane nerimauti, o galvon ateinantys regėjimai kėlė siaubą.
Da 7:15 I Daniel was grieved in my spirit in the midst of my body, and the visions of my head troubled me.
Iš 26:30 Pastatysi Padangtę pagal ant kalno tau parodytą pavyzdį.
Ex 26:30 And thou shalt rear up the tabernacle according to the fashion thereof which was shewed thee in the mount.
Sk 7:30 Ketvirtą dieną ­ Rubeno giminės vadas Šedeūro sūnus Elicūras.
Nu 7:30 On the fourth day Elizur the son of Shedeur, prince of the children of Reuben, did offer:
Lk 9:58 Jėzus atsakė: "Lapės turi urvus, padangių sparnuočiai ­ lizdus, o Žmogaus Sūnus neturi kur galvos priglausti. "
Lu 9:58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.
Mt 14:19 Ir, liepęs miniai susėsti ant žolės, jis paėmė penkis kepaliukus ir dvi žuvis, pažvelgė į dangų, palaimino, laužė ir davė mokiniams, o tie dalijo žmonėms.
Mat 14:19 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.
Iš 32:35 Tada Viešpats pasiuntė tautai rykštę už tai, kad privertė Aaroną padirbti jiems veršį.
Ex 32:35 And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made.
Job 37:4 Paskui pasigirsta riaumojantis garsas, Dievas griaudžia savo didingu balsu. Savo žaibų jis nesulaiko, kol nenutyla jo balsas.
Job 37:4 After it a voice roareth: he thundereth with the voice of his excellency; and he will not stay them when his voice is heard.
2Sam 13:24 Atėjęs pas karalių, Abšalomas tarė: "Tavo tarnas rengiasi kirpti avis. Ar nemalonėtų karalius drauge su palyda vykti su savo tarnu? "
2Sa 13:24 And Absalom came to the king, and said, Behold now, thy servant hath sheepshearers; let the king, I beseech thee, and his servants go with thy servant.
Ez 28:12 "Žmogau, raudok dėl Tyro karaliaus ir sakyk jam: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tu buvai tobulumo antspaudas, kupinas išmintiesir tobulo grožio.
Eze 28:12 Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
Ps 35:26 Visi, kas džiūgauja dėl mano nelaimės, tebūna sugėdinti ir apstulbinti; kas aukštinosi prieš mane, tebūna apsiaustas gėda ir negarbe.
Ps 35:26 Let them be ashamed and brought to confusion together that rejoice at mine hurt: let them be clothed with shame and dishonour that magnify themselves against me.
Iz 48:22 "Nedorėliai neturės ramybės", ­ sako Viešpats.
Isa 48:22 There is no peace, saith the LORD, unto the wicked.
Pr 18:32 Tuomet jis tarė: "Tenesupyksta ant manęs Viešpats, kad dar kalbėsiu. O jei dešimt? " "Nesunaikinsiu dėl dešimt, " ­ atsakė jis.
Ge 18:32 And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.
1Tes 1:5 nes mūsų Evangelija neatėjo pas jus vien tik žodžiais, bet su jėga ir Šventąja Dvasia bei su tvirtu įsitikinimu. Juk žinote, kaip pas jus elgėmės jūsų pačių labui.
1Th 1:5 For our gospel came not unto you in word only, but also in power, and in the Holy Ghost, and in much assurance; as ye know what manner of men we were among you for your sake.
Joz 24:33 Aarono sūnus Eleazaras mirė. Jis buvo palaidotas jo sūnaus Finehaso mieste ­ Gibėjoje, kuris buvo jam duotas Efraimo aukštumose.
Jos 24:33 And Eleazar the son of Aaron died; and they buried him in a hill that pertained to Phinehas his son, which was given him in mount Ephraim.
Pat 7:4 Sakyk Išminčiai: "Tu mano sesuo", ­vadink supratimą artimu draugu,
Pr 7:4 Say unto wisdom, Thou art my sister; and call understanding thy kinswoman:
Gal 3:19 Tad kam gi reikalingas įstatymas? Jis buvo pridėtas dėl nusižengimų, kol ateis palikuonis, kuriam skirtas pažadas; įstatymas buvo angelų įsakytas per tarpininką.
Ga 3:19 Wherefore then serveth the law? It was added because of transgressions, till the seed should come to whom the promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator.
2Krn 25:1 Amacijas buvo dvidešimt penkerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje dvidešimt devynerius metus. Jo motina buvo vardu Jehoadana iš Jeruzalės.
2Ch 25:1 Amaziah was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned twenty and nine years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Jehoaddan of Jerusalem.
Jer 24:7 Aš duosiu jiems širdį, kad pripažintų, jog aš esu Viešpats. Jie bus mano tauta, o aš būsiu jų Dievas, nes jie visa širdimi sugrįš pas mane.
Jer 24:7 And I will give them an heart to know me, that I am the LORD: and they shall be my people, and I will be their God: for they shall return unto me with their whole heart.

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