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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Iš 1:19 Pribuvėjos atsakė faraonui: "Todėl, kad hebrajų moterys ne tokios kaip egiptietės: jos tvirtos. Jos pagimdo, pribuvėjai nespėjus ateiti! "
Ex 1:19 And the midwives said unto Pharaoh, Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are lively, and are delivered ere the midwives come in unto them.
Joz 24:25 Taigi tą dieną Sicheme Jozuė sudarė sandorą su žmonėmis ir davė jiems įstatus ir įsakus.
Jos 24:25 So Joshua made a covenant with the people that day, and set them a statute and an ordinance in Shechem.
Joz 12:20 Šimron Merono karalius ­ vienas, Achšafo karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:20 The king of Shimronmeron, one; the king of Achshaph, one;
Pat 28:25 Šykštuolis sukelia ginčus, o kas pasitiki Viešpačiu, tam seksis.
Pr 28:25 He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.
1Krn 14:4 Štai vardai vaikų, gimusių jam Jeruzalėje: Šamūva, Šobabas ir Natanas, Saliamonas,
1Ch 14:4 Now these are the names of his children which he had in Jerusalem; Shammua, and Shobab, Nathan, and Solomon,
Pat 29:24 Nekenčia savo gyvasties, kas sėbrauja su vagimi, kas girdi keiksmą, bet nutyli.
Pr 29:24 Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul: he heareth cursing, and bewrayeth it not.
Įst 22:4 Matydamas parkritusį ant kelio savo artimo asilą ar jautį, nepraeisi pro šalį, bet turi jam padėti parkritusį pakelti ant kojų.
De 22:4 Thou shalt not see thy brother's ass or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift them up again.
Ps 104:35 Teišnyksta žemėje nusidėjėliai, tenebūna daugiau nedorėlių. Šlovink Viešpatį, mano siela! Šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 104:35 Let the sinners be consumed out of the earth, and let the wicked be no more. Bless thou the LORD, O my soul. Praise ye the LORD.
Joz 15:7 O iš Achoro slėnio riba kyla į Debyrą ir suka šiaurėn Gilgalo link, priešais Adumimų šlaitą pietinėje slėnio pusėje. Iš ten riba, apėjusi En Šemešo vandenis, pasiekia En Rogelį.
Jos 15:7 And the border went up toward Debir from the valley of Achor, and so northward, looking toward Gilgal, that is before the going up to Adummim, which is on the south side of the river: and the border passed toward the waters of Enshemesh, and the goings out thereof were at Enrogel:
Jn 1:20 Jis prisipažino nesigindamas. Jis prisipažino: "Aš nesu Mesijas! "
Jo 1:20 And he confessed, and denied not; but confessed, I am not the Christ.
Iz 44:11 Žiūrėk, kaip jo garbintojai bus sugėdinti, nes jų meistrai ­ tik marūs žmonės! Kai jie visi susirinks ir prisistatys, juos pagaus baimė ir apims gėda.
Isa 44:11 Behold, all his fellows shall be ashamed: and the workmen, they are of men: let them all be gathered together, let them stand up; yet they shall fear, and they shall be ashamed together.
1Jn 2:19 Jie yra išėję iš mūsų, tačiau nebuvo mūsiškiai. Jeigu jie būtų buvę mūsiškiai, jie būtų likę su mumis. Bet turėjo paaiškėti, jog ne visi yra mūsiškiai.
1J 2:19 They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.
Ez 1:16 Ratai žėrėjo tarsi būtų padaryti iš chrizolito. Visi keturi buvo to pat pavidalo: iš išvaizdos ir sąrangos atrodė, tartum ratas būtų buvęs rato viduje.
Eze 1:16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
Rd 3:31 כ Juk Viešpatsneatmeta amžinai.
La 3:31 For the LORD will not cast off for ever:
Lk 24:30 Įsitaisęs su jais prie stalo, paėmė duoną, palaimino, laužė ir davė jiems.
Lu 24:30 And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them.
Joz 3:10 Iš to, ­ tęsė Jozuė, ­ pažinsite, kad gyvasis Dievas yra tarp jūsų ir kad jis tikrai nuvarys jums nuo kelio kanaaniečius, hetitus, hivus, perizus, girgašus, amoritus ir jebusiečius!
Jos 3:10 And Joshua said, Hereby ye shall know that the living God is among you, and that he will without fail drive out from before you the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Hivites, and the Perizzites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Jebusites.
Sk 22:40 Čia Balakas, paaukojęs jaučių ir avių, patiekė jų Bileamui ir su juo buvusiems didžiūnams.
Nu 22:40 And Balak offered oxen and sheep, and sent to Balaam, and to the princes that were with him.
Jn 11:12 Mokiniai atsiliepė: "Viešpatie, jeigu užmigo, pasveiks. "
Jo 11:12 Then said his disciples, Lord, if he sleep, he shall do well.
2Kar 15:32 Antrais Izraelio karaliaus Remalijo sūnaus Pekacho metais karaliumi tapo Judo karaliaus sūnus Jotamas.
2Ki 15:32 In the second year of Pekah the son of Remaliah king of Israel began Jotham the son of Uzziah king of Judah to reign.
1Krn 9:40 Jehonatano sūnus buvo Merib Baalas. Merib Baalui gimė Michėjas.
1Ch 9:40 And the son of Jonathan was Meribbaal: and Meribbaal begat Micah.

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