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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 26:37 Tokios tat yra Efraimo kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo trisdešimt du tūkstančiai penki šimtai. Tokie tat yra Juozapo palikuonys pagal jų kiltis.
Nu 26:37 These are the families of the sons of Ephraim according to those that were numbered of them, thirty and two thousand and five hundred. These are the sons of Joseph after their families.
Apd 21:34 Tuo tarpu iš minios šaukė tai šį, tai tą. Negalėdamas dėl triukšmo nieko tikro sužinoti, tribūnas įsakė nuvaryti Paulių į kareivines.
Ac 21:34 And some cried one thing, some another, among the multitude: and when he could not know the certainty for the tumult, he commanded him to be carried into the castle.
Jn 12:8 Vargšų jūs visada turite šalia savęs, o mane ne visuomet turėsite. "
Jo 12:8 For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always.
Iz 13:14 Tada lyg gazelė, medžiotojo vejama, lyg banda be kerdžiaus, kuris ją ganytų, kiekvienas atsigręš į savo tautą, kiekvienas bėgs į savo kraštą.
Isa 13:14 And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
1Krn 29:21 Kitą dieną jie atnašavo aukas ir deginamąsias atnašas Viešpačiui: tūkstantį jaučių, tūkstantį avinų ir tūkstantį ėriukų kartu su liejamosiomis atnašomis ir gausybe aukų visam Izraeliui. Tą dieną buvo valgoma ir geriama Viešpaties akivaizdoje su dideliu džiaugsmu.
1Ch 29:21 And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that day, even a thousand bullocks, a thousand rams, and a thousand lambs, with their drink offerings, and sacrifices in abundance for all Israel:
Ezd 7:24 Be to, mes pranešame jums, kad neleidžiama uždėti duoklės, asmens ar žemės mokesčių kunigams, levitams, giesmininkams, vartininkams, Šventyklos tarnams ar kitiems Dievo Namų tarnams.
Ezr 7:24 Also we certify you, that touching any of the priests and Levites, singers, porters, Nethinims, or ministers of this house of God, it shall not be lawful to impose toll, tribute, or custom, upon them.
Sk 31:39 Asilų buvo trisdešimt tūkstančių penki šimtai, iš jų šešiasdešimt vienas ­ duoklė Viešpačiui.
Nu 31:39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD'S tribute was threescore and one.
1Krn 5:18 Rubeno giminė, gadai ir pusė Manaso giminės turėjo narsių karių, pajėgių nešioti skydą ir kalaviją, įtempti lanką ir apmokytų kariauti ­ keturiasdešimt keturis tūkstančius septynis šimtus šešiasdešimt tinkamų karo tarnybai.
1Ch 5:18 The sons of Reuben, and the Gadites, and half the tribe of Manasseh, of valiant men, men able to bear buckler and sword, and to shoot with bow, and skilful in war, were four and forty thousand seven hundred and threescore, that went out to the war.
2Kar 17:33 Taigi jie garbino Viešpatį, bet tarnavo ir savo dievams pagal įsakus tautų, iš kurių buvo ištremti.
2Ki 17:33 They feared the LORD, and served their own gods, after the manner of the nations whom they carried away from thence.
Kun 6:15 Vienas jų paims iš jos saują geriausių miltų bei aliejų iš javų atnašos drauge su visais ant atnašos esančiais smilkalais ir pavers jos priminimo dalį dūmais ant aukuro kaip malonaus kvapo auką Viešpačiui.
Le 6:15 And he shall take of it his handful, of the flour of the meat offering, and of the oil thereof, and all the frankincense which is upon the meat offering, and shall burn it upon the altar for a sweet savour, even the memorial of it, unto the LORD.
Est 3:14 Šio rašto nuorašas turėjo būti perduotas į visas valdas, kad būtų paskelbtas kaip įsakas visoms kiekvienos valdos tautoms, idant būtų pasiruošta tai dienai.
Es 3:14 The copy of the writing for a commandment to be given in every province was published unto all people, that they should be ready against that day.
Įst 32:29 Jei išmintingi būtų, apie tai pagalvotųir suprastų, koks bus jų galas.
De 32:29 O that they were wise, that they understood this, that they would consider their latter end!
Mt 9:31 Tačiau tie išėję išgarsino jį po visą tą kraštą.
Mat 9:31 But they, when they were departed, spread abroad his fame in all that country.
Neh 7:54 Bacluto palikuonys, Mehidos palikuonys, Haršos palikuonys,
Ne 7:54 The children of Bazlith, the children of Mehida, the children of Harsha,
Pat 9:6 Atsisakykite nesubrendimo, kad gyventumėteir eitumėte suvokimo keliu.
Pr 9:6 Forsake the foolish, and live; and go in the way of understanding.
1Kar 22:16 Bet karalius tarė jam: "Kiek kartų turiu tave prisaikdinti, kad sakytum man tiesą Viešpaties vardu? "
1Ki 22:16 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the LORD?
Job 23:8 Eidamas į priekį, jo nerandu, o atgal ­ negaliu pastebėti.
Job 23:8 Behold, I go forward, but he is not there; and backward, but I cannot perceive him:
Ps 119:162 Mėgaujuosi tavo žodžiu, kaip žmogus paėmęs didelį grobį.
Ps 119:162 I rejoice at thy word, as one that findeth great spoil.
Dan 9:13 Kaip parašyta Mozės Įstatyme, taip visa ši nelaimė ir atėjo pas mus. Mes nemaldavome Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, malonės, gręždamiesi nuo savo kaltės ir sekdami jo ištikimybe.
Da 9:13 As it is written in the law of Moses, all this evil is come upon us: yet made we not our prayer before the LORD our God, that we might turn from our iniquities, and understand thy truth.
Oz 8:5 Atmečiau tavo veršį, Samarija! Užsidegiau įniršiu ant jų! Kiek ilgai jie nepajėgs atgautisavo nekaltumo?
Ho 8:5 Thy calf, O Samaria, hath cast thee off; mine anger is kindled against them: how long will it be ere they attain to innocency?

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