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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Zch 8:6 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: ‘Nors šiomis dienomis tai ir atrodo neįmanomašios tautos likučiui, argi tai turi atrodyti ir man neįmanoma? ’ ­tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis.
Zec 8:6 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If it be marvellous in the eyes of the remnant of this people in these days, should it also be marvellous in mine eyes? saith the LORD of hosts.
Pat 14:28 Karaliaus didybė ­ gausi tauta, o valdovas be tautos ­ niekas.
Pr 14:28 In the multitude of people is the king's honour: but in the want of people is the destruction of the prince.
Mk 1:30 Simono uošvė gulėjo karščiuodama, ir jie tuojau apie tai jam pasakė.
Mar 1:30 But Simon's wife's mother lay sick of a fever, and anon they tell him of her.
Ezd 8:6 iš Adino palikuonių ­ Jehonatano sūnus Ebedas ir su juo penkiasdešimt vyrų;
Ezr 8:6 Of the sons also of Adin; Ebed the son of Jonathan, and with him fifty males.
Ps 140:7 Viešpatie DIEVE, stiprusis mano Gynėjau, tu apsaugojai mano galvą mūšio dieną.
Ps 140:7 O GOD the Lord, the strength of my salvation, thou hast covered my head in the day of battle.
Iz 3:11 Vargas nedorėliui, nes jam visiškai nesiseks; pagal jo rankų darbus jam bus atmokėta.
Isa 3:11 Woe unto the wicked! it shall be ill with him: for the reward of his hands shall be given him.
Apr 2:10 Nebijok būsimųjų kentėjimų! Štai velnias įmes kai kuriuos jūsiškius į kalėjimą, kad būtumėte išbandyti. Jūsų laukia dešimties dienų priespauda. Būk ištikimas iki mirties, ir aš tau duosiu gyvenimo vainiką! ’
Re 2:10 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.
Job 11:12 Argi kvailas žmogus įgys supratimo, o laukinė asilė pagimdys žmogų?
Job 11:12 For vain men would be wise, though man be born like a wild ass's colt.
Iz 52:1 Atsibusk, atsibusk! Apsivilk savo stiprybe, Sione! Vilkis savo šlovės drabužiais, Jeruzale, šventasis mieste, nes neapipjaustytieji ir netyriejinebemindžios daugiau tavęs!
Isa 52:1 Awake, awake; put on thy strength, O Zion; put on thy beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city: for henceforth there shall no more come into thee the uncircumcised and the unclean.
Kun 19:19 Laikysitės mano įstatų. Nekergsi savo galvijų su kita rūšimi; nesėsi savo dirvoje dviejų sėklų rūšių; nenešiosi drabužio, pasiūto iš dvejopo audeklo.
Le 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
Apd 2:22 Izraelio vyrai! Klausykite, ką pasakysiu: Jėzų Nazarietį, Dievo jums patvirtintą galingais darbais, stebuklais ir ženklais, kuriuos per jį nuveikė Dievas tarp jūsų, kaip patys žinote,
Ac 2:22 Ye men of Israel, hear these words; Jesus of Nazareth, a man approved of God among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which God did by him in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know:
Rom 11:21 Jei Dievas nepagailėjo prigimtinių šakų, tai kažin ar pagailės tavęs?
Ro 11:21 For if God spared not the natural branches, take heed lest he also spare not thee.
Kol 1:1 Paulius, Dievo valia Kristaus Jėzaus apaštalas, ir brolis Timotiejus, ­
Co 1:1 Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, and Timotheus our brother,
Iš 17:1 Iš Sino dykumos visa izraelitų bendrija keliavo sustodami, kaip Viešpats vedė. Jie apsistojo Refidimuose, bet čia nebuvo vandens žmonėms atsigerti.
Ex 17:1 And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin, after their journeys, according to the commandment of the LORD, and pitched in Rephidim: and there was no water for the people to drink.
Mt 15:14 Palikite juos; jie ­ akli aklųjų vadovai. O jeigu aklas aklą ves, abu į duobę įkris. "
Mat 15:14 Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Job 34:11 Juk jis atlygina pagal žmogaus darbus, su kiekvienu elgiasi pagal jo elgesį.
Job 34:11 For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to his ways.
1Krn 6:16 Levio sūnūs: Geršomas, Kehatas ir Meraris.
1Ch 6:16 The sons of Levi; Gershom, Kohath, and Merari.
Mt 24:28 Kur bus lavonų, ten sulėks ir maitvanagiai.
Mat 24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
Apd 21:37 Vedamas į kareivines Paulius kreipėsi į tribūną: "Ar galiu tau šį tą pasakyti? " Šis atsiliepė: "Tai tu moki graikiškai?
Ac 21:37 And as Paul was to be led into the castle, he said unto the chief captain, May I speak unto thee? Who said, Canst thou speak Greek?
Ps 119:7 Dora širdimi tave šlovinsiu, kai išmoksiu teisius tavo įsakus.
Ps 119:7 I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.

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