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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 66:10 Drauge su Jeruzale džiaukitėsir būkite dėl jos linksmi visi, kurie ją mylite! Džiūgaukite kartu su ja visi, kurie dėl jos liūdėjote!
Isa 66:10 Rejoice ye with Jerusalem, and be glad with her, all ye that love her: rejoice for joy with her, all ye that mourn for her:
Ps 91:12 Savo rankomis jie neš tave, kad kojos į akmenį neužsigautum.
Ps 91:12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.
Job 37:3 Visur po dangumi, ligi pat žemės pakraščiųjis paleidžia jį drauge su savo žaibu.
Job 37:3 He directeth it under the whole heaven, and his lightning unto the ends of the earth.
Ps 22:5 Tavimi mūsų protėviai rėmėsi; jie pasitikėjo, ir tu juos gelbėjai,
Ps 22:5 They cried unto thee, and were delivered: they trusted in thee, and were not confounded.
Įst 25:16 Tais, kurie tokius dalykus daro, nesąžiningai elgdamiesi, bjaurisi Viešpats, tavo Dievas.
De 25:16 For all that do such things, and all that do unrighteously, are an abomination unto the LORD thy God.
2Kar 17:37 Visų įstatų ir įsakų, Įstatymo ir įsakymo, kuriuos jis užrašė jums, per visas savo dienas ištikimai laikysitės. Kitų dievų negarbinkite ir
2Ki 17:37 And the statutes, and the ordinances, and the law, and the commandment, which he wrote for you, ye shall observe to do for evermore; and ye shall not fear other gods.
1Tim 6:19 Šitaip jie susikraus lobį ­ gerus pamatus ateičiai, kad pasiektų tikrąjį gyvenimą.
1Ti 6:19 Laying up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come, that they may lay hold on eternal life.
2Kar 14:24 Jis darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, ir neatsisakė visų Nebato sūnaus Jeroboamo nuodėmių, kuriomis jis įvedė Izraelį į nuodėmę.
2Ki 14:24 And he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from all the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.
Sk 32:28 Mozė davė dėl jų įsakymą kunigui Eleazarui, Nūno sūnui Jozuei ir izraelitų protėvių namų galvoms.
Nu 32:28 So concerning them Moses commanded Eleazar the priest, and Joshua the son of Nun, and the chief fathers of the tribes of the children of Israel:
Mt 10:29 Argi ne du žvirbliai parduodami už skatiką ? Ir vis dėlto nė vienas jų nekrinta žemėn be jūsų Tėvo valios.
Mat 10:29 Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father.
Ps 28:9 Gelbėk savo tautą ir laimink savo paveldą! Būk jų Ganytojas ir rūpinkis jais amžinai!
Ps 28:9 Save thy people, and bless thine inheritance: feed them also, and lift them up for ever.
Rut 2:7 Ji prašė: ‘Leisk man pasirankioti tarp pėdų paskui pjovėjus. ’ Ji atėjo ir buvo ant kojų nuo ryto ligi dabar be perstojo, nesustodama net trumpam poilsiui! "
Ru 2:7 And she said, I pray you, let me glean and gather after the reapers among the sheaves: so she came, and hath continued even from the morning until now, that she tarried a little in the house.
Jn 9:27 Šis atsakė: "Aš jau sakiau, tik jūs neklausote. Ką dar norite išgirsti? Gal ir jūs norite tapti jo mokiniais? "
Jo 9:27 He answered them, I have told you already, and ye did not hear: wherefore would ye hear it again? will ye also be his disciples?
Koh 1:18 Juk su didele išmintimi ateina ir daug rūpesčių; juo daugiau žinai, juo daugiau kankiniesi.
Ec 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
Apd 27:9 Prabėgo daug laiko, ir laivyba tapo pavojinga, nes jau buvo pasibaigęs rudens pasninko metas.
Ac 27:9 Now when much time was spent, and when sailing was now dangerous, because the fast was now already past, Paul admonished them,
Iz 30:33 Seniai jau sukrautas laužas, karaliui skirtas; tas laužas aukštas ir platus. Ugnies daug ir malkų krūva; Viešpaties alsavimas kaip sieros upė jį padega.
Isa 30:33 For Tophet is ordained of old; yea, for the king it is prepared; he hath made it deep and large: the pile thereof is fire and much wood; the breath of the LORD, like a stream of brimstone, doth kindle it.
Iz 14:10 Visi prabyla ir sako tau: "Dabar tu bejėgis, kaip ir mes! Tu toks pat, kaip mes!
Isa 14:10 All they shall speak and say unto thee, Art thou also become weak as we? art thou become like unto us?
Įst 8:3 Jis darė tave nuolankų, leisdamas tau paalkti, paskui maitindamas tave mana, kurios nei jūs, nei jūsų protėviai nežinojote, idant tave pamokytų, kad žmogus gyvas ne vien duona, bet gyvena kiekvienu žodžiu, išeinančiu iš Viešpaties lūpų.
De 8:3 And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.
2Krn 12:8 Bet jie bus jo tarnai, kad žinotų skirtumą, ką reiškia tarnauti man ir ką reiškia tarnauti žemės karalystėms. "
2Ch 12:8 Nevertheless they shall be his servants; that they may know my service, and the service of the kingdoms of the countries.
Mk 9:27 Bet Jėzus paėmė jį už rankos, pakėlė, ir jis atsistojo.
Mar 9:27 But Jesus took him by the hand, and lifted him up; and he arose.

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