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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 7:8 Jis ėjo gatve netoli kampo, žengdamas keliu jos namų link
Pr 7:8 Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,
1Sam 30:2 Jo moteris ir visus, kas buvo jame, žemos kilmės ir kilmingus, jie buvo paėmę į nelaisvę. Nenužudė jų nė vieno, bet pasigrobė ir nuėjo savo keliu.
1Sa 30:2 And had taken the women captives, that were therein: they slew not any, either great or small, but carried them away, and went on their way.
1Kar 14:25 Penktais karaliaus Rehabeamo metais Egipto karalius Šišakas užpuolė Jeruzalę.
1Ki 14:25 And it came to pass in the fifth year of king Rehoboam, that Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jerusalem:
Pr 40:14 Bet prisimink mane, kai tau bus gera; prašau padaryti man tą malonę ir paminėti mane faraonui, kad mane išlaisvintų iš šios vietos.
Ge 40:14 But think on me when it shall be well with thee, and shew kindness, I pray thee, unto me, and make mention of me unto Pharaoh, and bring me out of this house:
Job 2:8 Sėdėdamas pelenuose, jis gramdėsi šuke.
Job 2:8 And he took him a potsherd to scrape himself withal; and he sat down among the ashes.
Apd 16:34 Nusivedęs į savo namus, jis pakvietė juos prie stalo ir su visais namiškiais džiūgavo, įtikėjęs Dievą.
Ac 16:34 And when he had brought them into his house, he set meat before them, and rejoiced, believing in God with all his house.
Jer 41:11 Tačiau sužinoję apie Netanijos sūnaus Izmaelio padarytą niekšybę, Kareacho sūnus Johananas ir kiti su juo buvę karių vadai
Jer 41:11 But when Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces that were with him, heard of all the evil that Ishmael the son of Nethaniah had done,
1Kar 15:23 O visi kiti Asos darbai ­ visi jo žygdarbiai, visa, ką jis nuveikė, ir miestai, kuriuos jis įtvirtino ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose? Bet senatvėje jis kentėjo nuo kojų ligos.
1Ki 15:23 The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that he did, and the cities which he built, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? Nevertheless in the time of his old age he was diseased in his feet.
Jn 16:11 Dėl teismo, kadangi šio pasaulio kunigaikštis jau nuteistas.
Jo 16:11 Of judgment, because the prince of this world is judged.
Iz 51:21 Bet dabar klausykis, nelaimingoji! Tu apsvaigusi, bet ne nuo vyno!
Isa 51:21 Therefore hear now this, thou afflicted, and drunken, but not with wine:
Ps 78:61 Jis leido savo galybei eiti į nelaisvę, savo garbei patekti į priešo rankas.
Ps 78:61 And delivered his strength into captivity, and his glory into the enemy's hand.
2Sam 23:5 Tikrai tokie yra mano namai su Dievu! Juk jis sudarė su manimi amžiną sandorą, visada tvirtą ir laiduotą. Argi jis nepadarys, kad pražystųkiekviena mano pergalė ir troškimas?
2Sa 23:5 Although my house be not so with God; yet he hath made with me an everlasting covenant, ordered in all things, and sure: for this is all my salvation, and all my desire, although he make it not to grow.
2Krn 5:1 Taip buvo užbaigti visi darbai, kurių Saliamonas buvo ėmęsis Viešpaties Namuose. Saliamonas atnešė savo tėvo šventąsias atnašas ­ sidabrą, auksą, reikmenis ­ ir padėjo Dievo Namų ižde.
2Ch 5:1 Thus all the work that Solomon made for the house of the LORD was finished: and Solomon brought in all the things that David his father had dedicated; and the silver, and the gold, and all the instruments, put he among the treasures of the house of God.
Dan 9:16 Viešpatie, kaip dera tavo dideliam teisumui, tenusigręžia tavo įniršęs pyktis nuo tavo miesto Jeruzalės, nuo tavo šventojo kalno! Dėl mūsų nuodėmių ir mūsų protėvių kalčių Jeruzalė ir tavo tauta tapo pajuoka visiems mūsų kaimynams.
Da 9:16 O LORD, according to all thy righteousness, I beseech thee, let thine anger and thy fury be turned away from thy city Jerusalem, thy holy mountain: because for our sins, and for the iniquities of our fathers, Jerusalem and thy people are become a reproach to all that are about us.
Iz 63:15 Žvilgtelėk iš dangaus ir pasižiūrėk į musiš savo švento ir šlovingo būsto! Kur tavo liepsnojantis rūpestis ir tavo galybė, tavo pagailos antplūdis ir gailestingumas? Nesusilaikyk,
Isa 63:15 Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?
Pr 31:15 Argi jis nelaiko mūsų svetimomis? Juk ne tik mus pardavė, bet ir už mus gautus pinigus surijo!
Ge 31:15 Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and hath quite devoured also our money.
2Krn 21:18 Po to Viešpats ištiko jį nepagydoma vidurių liga.
2Ch 21:18 And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.
Įst 33:28 Užtat Izraelis saugiai gyvena, rami Jokūbo buveinėgrūdų ir vyno krašte, po rasa lynojančiu dangumi.
De 33:28 Israel then shall dwell in safety alone: the fountain of Jacob shall be upon a land of corn and wine; also his heavens shall drop down dew.
Lk 22:37 Sakau jums, manyje privalo išsipildyti, kas parašyta: Jis bus priskaitytas prie piktadarių; tai, kas man nustatyta, jau eina į pabaigą. "
Lu 22:37 For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.
Įst 27:1 Tada Mozė drauge su Izraelio seniūnais įsakė žmonėms, tardamas: "Laikykitės visų įsakymų, kuriuos šiandien jums duodu.
De 27:1 And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day.

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