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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 16:5 Asafas buvo jų galva, Zacharija ­ pavaduotojas, Jejelis, Šemiramotas, Jehielis, Matitija, Eliabas, Benajas, Obed Edomas ir Jejelis su arfomis ir lyromis; Asafas turėjo skambinti cimbolais,
1Ch 16:5 Asaph the chief, and next to him Zechariah, Jeiel, and Shemiramoth, and Jehiel, and Mattithiah, and Eliab, and Benaiah, and Obededom: and Jeiel with psalteries and with harps; but Asaph made a sound with cymbals;
Pr 17:19 O Dievas tarė: "Vis dėlto Sara pagimdys tau sūnų, ir tu pavadinsi jį Izaoku. Aš palaikysiu savo Sandorą su juo kaip amžiną sandorą jo palikuonims.
Ge 17:19 And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.
Rom 5:2 per kurį tikėjimu pasiekiame tą malonę, kurioje stovime ir didžiuojamės Dievo šlovės viltimi.
Ro 5:2 By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.
1Kar 17:5 Jis leidosi į kelionę vykdyti, ką Viešpats jam buvo įsakęs. Nuėjęs gyveno prie Kerito upelio į rytus nuo Jordano.
1Ki 17:5 So he went and did according unto the word of the LORD: for he went and dwelt by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.
Ez 42:8 Ir kambariai išorinio kiemo pusėje buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių ilgio, bet kambariai priešais šventyklą buvo šimto uolekčių ilgio.
Eze 42:8 For the length of the chambers that were in the utter court was fifty cubits: and, lo, before the temple were an hundred cubits.
Rom 9:31 O Izraelis, ieškojęs teisumo įstatymo, nepasiekė įstatymo.
Ro 9:31 But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained to the law of righteousness.
Ts 18:18 Aniems vyrams įėjus į Michėjo namus ir paėmus liedintą pasidabruotą statulą, efodą ir terafimus, kunigas tarė jiems: "Ką jūs darote? "
Judg 18:18 And these went into Micah's house, and fetched the carved image, the ephod, and the teraphim, and the molten image. Then said the priest unto them, What do ye?
2Sam 14:14 Iš tikrųjų visi turime mirti ir esame tarsi išpiltas ant žemės vanduo, kurio vėl susemti neįmanoma. Bet Dievas gyvasties neatims; jis ras būdą nelaikyti tremtinio amžinai ištremto nuo savo Artumo.
2Sa 14:14 For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again; neither doth God respect any person: yet doth he devise means, that his banished be not expelled from him.
Sk 9:16 Taip būdavo nuolat: dieną ją dengdavo debesis, o naktį pasidarydavo tarsi ugnis.
Nu 9:16 So it was alway: the cloud covered it by day, and the appearance of fire by night.
Mk 7:29 Tuomet jis tarė: "Dėl šitų žodžių eik namo; demonas jau išėjęs iš tavo dukters. "
Mar 7:29 And he said unto her, For this saying go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter.
1Jn 5:4 Juk kiekvienas, kuris gimęs iš Dievo, nugali pasaulį, ir štai pergalė, nugalinti pasaulį, ­mūsų tikėjimas!
1J 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith.
2Sam 16:2 Karalius kla´usė Cibos: "Ką darysi su jais? " Ciba atsakė: "Asilai ­ karaliaus namiškiams joti, duona ir vasaros vaisiai ­ vaikinams valgyti, o vynas ­ dykumoje nuvargusiems atsigerti. "
2Sa 16:2 And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The asses be for the king's household to ride on; and the bread and summer fruit for the young men to eat; and the wine, that such as be faint in the wilderness may drink.
Koh 2:18 Matydamas, kad turiu palikti žmogui, ateinančiam po manęs, bodėjausi visais savo triūso vaisiais, kuriuos buvau sukaupęs po saule.
Ec 2:18 Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me.
Įst 16:1 Švęsk abibo mėnesį, atnašaudamas Paschos auką Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, nes abibo mėnesį, naktį, Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išvedė tave iš Egipto.
De 16:1 Observe the month of Abib, and keep the passover unto the LORD thy God: for in the month of Abib the LORD thy God brought thee forth out of Egypt by night.
Job 25:2 "Viešpatavimas ir pagarbus šiurpulingumas jam priklauso; jis palaiko ramybę savo aukštajame danguje.
Job 25:2 Dominion and fear are with him, he maketh peace in his high places.
1Sam 16:20 Jesė paėmė asilą, užkrovė ant jo duonos, pilną vynmaišį vyno bei ožiuką ir pasiuntė juos Sauliui per savo sūnų Dovydą.
1Sa 16:20 And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.
Pr 43:16 Pamatęs su jais Benjaminą, Juozapas savo namų prievaizdui paliepė: "Nuvesk šiuos vyrus į namus, paskersk gyvulį ir prirenk vaišes, nes vidudienį šie vyrai pietaus su manimi. "
Ge 43:16 And when Joseph saw Benjamin with them, he said to the ruler of his house, Bring these men home, and slay, and make ready; for these men shall dine with me at noon.
Ts 14:8 Praėjus šiek tiek laiko, grįždamas jos paimti, jis pasuko iš kelio pasižiūrėti į liūto liekanas. Žiūri: liūto griaučiuose ­ bičių spiečius ir medus.
Judg 14:8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.
Jok 5:10 Imkite, broliai, vargų pakentimo ir kantrybės pavyzdžiu pranašus, kurie kalbėjo Viešpaties vardu.
Ja 5:10 Take, my brethren, the prophets, who have spoken in the name of the Lord, for an example of suffering affliction, and of patience.
Iz 55:11 taip ir žodis, išeinantis iš mano burnos, nesugrįš pas mane bergždžias, bet įvykdys tai, ko trokštu, ir atliks, kam buvo siųstas. "
Isa 55:11 So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.

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