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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Koh 5:2 Niekada neskubėk kalbėti ir neleisk savo širdžiai tarti žodžio Dievo akivaizdoje, nes Dievas danguje, o tu žemėje. Taupyk savo žodžius.
Ec 5:2 Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.
Lk 7:17 Ta žinia apie jį pasklido po visą Judėją ir visą šalį.
Lu 7:17 And this rumour of him went forth throughout all Judaea, and throughout all the region round about.
Lk 19:34 Mokiniai atsakė: "Jo reikia Viešpačiui. "
Lu 19:34 And they said, The Lord hath need of him.
Ef 4:24 apsivilkti nauju žmogumi, sutvertu pagal Dievą teisume ir tiesos šventume.
Ep 4:24 And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.
Ps 57:4 Guliu kniūbsčias tarp priešų lyg ryjančių liūtų; jų dantys ­ ietys ir strėlės, o jų liežuviai ­ aštrūs kalavijai.
Ps 57:4 My soul is among lions: and I lie even among them that are set on fire, even the sons of men, whose teeth are spears and arrows, and their tongue a sharp sword.
Mk 11:30 Jono krikštas buvo iš dangaus ar iš žmonių? Atsakykite man! "
Mar 11:30 The baptism of John, was it from heaven, or of men? answer me.
1Krn 8:25 Ifdėja ir Penuelis buvo Šašako sūnūs.
1Ch 8:25 And Iphedeiah, and Penuel, the sons of Shashak;
Job 38:24 Kaip rasti, iš kur sklinda šviesair iš kur rytys plinta žemėje?
Job 38:24 By what way is the light parted, which scattereth the east wind upon the earth?
Ps 72:10 Taršišo ir Salų karaliai mokės duoklę, o Arabijos ir Šebos karaliai neš dovanas.
Ps 72:10 The kings of Tarshish and of the isles shall bring presents: the kings of Sheba and Seba shall offer gifts.
Ps 69:14 trauk mane iš liūno, kad nenugrimzčiau, gelbėk mane nuo priešų ir vandens gelmių.
Ps 69:14 Deliver me out of the mire, and let me not sink: let me be delivered from them that hate me, and out of the deep waters.
Joz 15:9 Nuo tos kalvos viršūnės riba nuvingiuoja prie Neftoacho vandenų šaltinio, o iš ten eina prie Efrono kalno miestų. Po to riba atvingiuoja prie Baalos, tai yra Kirjat Jearimų.
Jos 15:9 And the border was drawn from the top of the hill unto the fountain of the water of Nephtoah, and went out to the cities of mount Ephron; and the border was drawn to Baalah, which is Kirjathjearim:
Pr 11:30 Saraja buvo nevaisinga ir neturėjo vaikų.
Ge 11:30 But Sarai was barren; she had no child.
Mk 14:49 Kasdien būdavau pas jus, mokiau šventykloje, ir jūs manęs nesuėmėte. Tačiau teišsipildo Raštai. "
Mar 14:49 I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not: but the scriptures must be fulfilled.
Job 16:17 nors pikto nėra mano rankoseir mano malda Dievui yra nuoširdi.
Job 16:17 Not for any injustice in mine hands: also my prayer is pure.
Jer 48:7 Kadangi pasitikėjai savo laimėjimais ir turtais, tikrai ir tu būsi užimtas. Kemošas išeis į nelaisvędrauge su savo kunigais ir didžiūnais.
Jer 48:7 For because thou hast trusted in thy works and in thy treasures, thou shalt also be taken: and Chemosh shall go forth into captivity with his priests and his princes together.
1Krn 29:3 O dabar, gėrėdamasis savo Dievo Namais, be viso, ką esu atidėjęs šventiesiems Namams, atiduodu savo Dievo Namams savo aukso bei sidabro sankaupas:
1Ch 29:3 Moreover, because I have set my affection to the house of my God, I have of mine own proper good, of gold and silver, which I have given to the house of my God, over and above all that I have prepared for the holy house.
Įst 14:13 lingė, grifas, įvairių rūšių sakalai,
De 14:13 And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind,
Iz 50:7 Viešpats DIEVAS man padeda, todėl aš nesu pažemintas. Nutaisiau veidą, kietą kaip titnagas, ir žinau, kad nebūsiu sugėdintas.
Isa 50:7 For the Lord GOD will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Lk 12:2 Nėra nieko uždengta, kas nebus atidengta, ir nieko paslėpta, kas nepasidarys žinoma.
Lu 12:2 For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
Joz 4:9 Jozuė įsakė sudėti ir kitus dvylika akmenų Jordano vagos viduryje ­ toje vietoje, kur buvo stovėjusios Sandoros Skrynią nešusių kunigų kojos. Tenai jie tebėra iki šios dienos.
Jos 4:9 And Joshua set up twelve stones in the midst of Jordan, in the place where the feet of the priests which bare the ark of the covenant stood: and they are there unto this day.

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