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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 30:3 Aptrauksi aukurą grynu auksu ­ viršų, visus šonus bei ragus ­ ir aplenksi aukso apvadu.
Ex 30:3 And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, the top thereof, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns thereof; and thou shalt make unto it a crown of gold round about.
Joz 15:46 nuo Ekrono į vakarus visi miestai Ašdodo apylinkėje su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis ­
Jos 15:46 From Ekron even unto the sea, all that lay near Ashdod, with their villages:
Kun 24:16 Kas piktžodžiautų Viešpaties vardui, bus nubaustas mirtimi. Visa bendrija užmuš piktžodžiautoją akmenimis. Ateivis ar krašto gyventojas, piktžodžiaujantis [Dievo] Vardui, turi būti užmuštas. ’
Le 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
1Sam 17:37 Viešpats, ­ tęsė Dovydas, ­ kuris išgelbėjo mane nuo liūto ir meškos, išgelbės ir nuo to filistino. " Tada Saulius tarė Dovydui: "Eik! Viešpats su tavimi! "
1Sa 17:37 David said moreover, The LORD that delivered me out of the paw of the lion, and out of the paw of the bear, he will deliver me out of the hand of this Philistine. And Saul said unto David, Go, and the LORD be with thee.
1Sam 15:2 Taip kalbėjo Galybių Viešpats: ‘Aš bausiu Amaleką už tai, ką jis padarė Izraeliui, jam einant iš Egipto, užpuolęs jį kelyje.
1Sa 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
Ps 37:28 nes Viešpats myli, kas teisinga, ir nepalieka savo ištikimųjų. ע Jis saugo juos amžinai, o nedorėlių palikuonys bus išvaryti.
Ps 37:28 For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off.
Ez 6:7 Užmuštieji gulės kritę tarp jūsų; tada jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats.
Eze 6:7 And the slain shall fall in the midst of you, and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Mt 21:42 Tuomet Jėzus tarė: "Ar niekada nesatę skaitę Raštuose: Akmuo, kurį statytojai atmetė, tapo kertiniu akmeniu. Tai Viešpaties padarytair mūsų akims tai nuostabą kelia.
Mat 21:42 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
Ps 145:19 ר Jis tenkina norus tų, kurie jo pagarbiai bijo, jis girdi jų šauksmą ir juos gelbsti.
Ps 145:19 He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will save them.
2Sam 12:6 Be to, už avį jis turi atsilyginti keturgubai, nes padarė tokį dalyką ir nepasigailėjo. "
2Sa 12:6 And he shall restore the lamb fourfold, because he did this thing, and because he had no pity.
Pr 11:24 Nahoras buvo dvidešimt devynerių metų, kai jam gimė Terachas.
Ge 11:24 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah:
Kun 26:4 laiku duosiu jums lietaus, kad žemė išaugintų savo derlių ir laukų medžiai atneštų vaisių.
Le 26:4 Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
2Sam 5:6 Karalius ir jo vyrai nužygiavo į Jeruzalę prieš jebusiečius, tos vietovės gyventojus. Jie sakė Dovydui: "Niekad čia neįžengsi! Net akli ir raiši privers tave pasitraukti, " ­ manydami: "Dovydas negali čia įžengti. "
2Sa 5:6 And the king and his men went to Jerusalem unto the Jebusites, the inhabitants of the land: which spake unto David, saying, Except thou take away the blind and the lame, thou shalt not come in hither: thinking, David cannot come in hither.
Žyd 7:13 O tas, apie kurį tai sakoma, priklausė kitai giminei, iš kurios niekas netarnavo aukurui.
He 7:13 For he of whom these things are spoken pertaineth to another tribe, of which no man gave attendance at the altar.
Mk 2:19 Jėzus atsakė: "Argi gali vestuvių svečiai pasninkauti, kol su jais yra jaunikis? Kol jie turi jaunikį, jie negali pasninkauti.
Mar 2:19 And Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber fast, while the bridegroom is with them? as long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast.
Joz 9:18 Bet izraelitai neužpuolė jų, nes bendrijos vadai buvo prisiekę Viešpačiu, Izraelio Dievu. Todėl visa bendrija pradėjo murmėti prieš vadus,
Jos 9:18 And the children of Israel smote them not, because the princes of the congregation had sworn unto them by the LORD God of Israel. And all the congregation murmured against the princes.
Mt 22:46 Ir nė vienas negalėjo jam atsakyti nė žodžio nei kas nors drįso nuo tos dienos jį klausinėti.
Mat 22:46 And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions.
Job 24:6 Jie derlių nuima ne savo lauke, vėlyvas vynuoges nurenka nedorėlio vynuogyne.
Job 24:6 They reap every one his corn in the field: and they gather the vintage of the wicked.
Sk 30:6 Jei ji ištekėtų, galiojant jos įžadams ar bet kokiam neapgalvotam žodžiui, kuriuo ji įsipareigojo,
Nu 30:6 And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul;
Ps 53:1 Choro vadovui. Pagal mahalatą . Dovydo maskilas . Kvailys savo širdyje sako: "Dievo nėra!"Tokie sugedę, jie šlykščiai elgiasi; nėra nė vieno, kuris darytų gera.
Ps 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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