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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 12:16 Iš pradžių mokiniai šito nesuprato, bet, kai Jėzus buvo pašlovintas, atsiminė, kad tai buvo apie jį parašyta ir jie buvo jam tai padarę.
Jo 12:16 These things understood not his disciples at the first: but when Jesus was glorified, then remembered they that these things were written of him, and that they had done these things unto him.
Kun 13:42 Bet jei ant pliko pakaušio ar pliko viršugalvio pasirodo rausvai baltos spalvos pūlinys, tai raupsų liga, besivystanti ant pliko pakaušio ar pliko viršugalvio.
Le 13:42 And if there be in the bald head, or bald forehead, a white reddish sore; it is a leprosy sprung up in his bald head, or his bald forehead.
Ez 43:25 Septynias dienas kasdien paruoši ožį aukai už nuodėmę; taip pat turės būti paruošti iš kaimenės jautukas ir avinas be kliaudos.
Eze 43:25 Seven days shalt thou prepare every day a goat for a sin offering: they shall also prepare a young bullock, and a ram out of the flock, without blemish.
Lk 5:38 Jauną vyną reikia pilti į naujus vynmaišius.
Lu 5:38 But new wine must be put into new bottles; and both are preserved.
Sof 1:17 Sukelsiu žmonėms tokį sielvartą, kad jie vaikščios lyg akli. Kadangi jie nusidėjo Viešpačiui, jų kraujas bus išpilamas kaip dulkėsir jų viduriai išverčiami kaip mėšlas.
Zep 1:17 And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung.
Apd 9:42 Žinia apie įvykį pasklido visoje Jopėje, ir daugybė žmonių įtikėjo Viešpatį.
Ac 9:42 And it was known throughout all Joppa; and many believed in the Lord.
Dan 11:8 Net jų dievus, jų stabus drauge su brangiais sidabro ir aukso indais išgabens į Egiptą kaip karo grobį. Keletą metų jis paliks šiaurės karalių ramybėje.
Da 11:8 And shall also carry captives into Egypt their gods, with their princes, and with their precious vessels of silver and of gold; and he shall continue more years than the king of the north.
Ez 1:2 Penktą dieną, ­ tai buvo penkti karaliaus Jehojachino tremties metai ­
Eze 1:2 In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Jehoiachin's captivity,
Pr 41:37 Faraonas ir visi dvariškiai pritarė jo žodžiams.
Ge 41:37 And the thing was good in the eyes of Pharaoh, and in the eyes of all his servants.
Ps 34:19 ר Daugel vargų ištinka teisųjį, bet Viešpats išgelbsti iš jų visų.
Ps 34:19 Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.
Mk 15:41 Kai Jėzus dar buvo Galilėjoje, jos jį lydėjo ir jam tarnavo. Taip pat ten buvo daug kitų, kartu su juo atvykusių į Jeruzalę.
Mar 15:41 (Who also, when he was in Galilee, followed him, and ministered unto him;) and many other women which came up with him unto Jerusalem.
2Kor 4:8 Mes visaip slegiami, bet nesugniuždyti; mes svyruojame, bet nenusimename.
2C 4:8 We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;
Ps 89:30 Jei jo vaikai nusigręžtų nuo mano Įstatymoir negyventų pagal mano įsakus,
Ps 89:30 If his children forsake my law, and walk not in my judgments;
Dan 11:14 Tais laikais daugelis sukils prieš pietų karalių. Nedori karštuoliai iš tavo tautos pakils įgyvendinti tą regėjimą, bet bus nugalėti.
Da 11:14 And in those times there shall many stand up against the king of the south: also the robbers of thy people shall exalt themselves to establish the vision; but they shall fall.
2Sam 13:14 Bet jis nenorėjo jos klausyti ir, būdamas stipresnis, suėjo su ja prievarta.
2Sa 13:14 Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her.
2Sam 3:33 Karalius užvedė raudą dėl Abnero, sakydamas: "Argi turėjo Abneras mirti, kaip miršta storžievis?
2Sa 3:33 And the king lamented over Abner, and said, Died Abner as a fool dieth?
Sk 3:37 taip pat kiemą supančiais stulpais drauge su pastovais, kuoleliais ir virvėmis.
Nu 3:37 And the pillars of the court round about, and their sockets, and their pins, and their cords.
Mt 19:23 Tada Jėzus tarė savo mokiniams: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: turtuoliui nelengva patekti į dangaus karalystę.
Mat 19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
2Kar 12:3 Tačiau aukštumų alkai nebuvo išnaikinti, žmonės ir toliau alkuose atnašavo aukas ir degino smilkalus.
2Ki 12:3 But the high places were not taken away: the people still sacrificed and burnt incense in the high places.
Ez 3:19 Bet jei perspėsi nedorėlį, o jis negrįš iš savo nedorumo ir savo nedoro kelio, tai jis mirs dėl savo paties kaltės, o tu būsi išgelbėjęs savo gyvastį.
Eze 3:19 Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

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