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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 7:17 iškvėpinau savo lovą mira, alaviju ir cinamonu.
Pr 7:17 I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.
Mt 23:11 Kas iš jūsų didesnis, tebūnie jums tarnas.
Mat 23:11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.
Ps 98:1 Psalmė. Giedokite Viešpačiui naują giesmę, nes jis padarė nuostabių dalykų. Jo dešinė ir šventumo petys laimėjo pergalę.
Ps 98:1 O sing unto the LORD a new song; for he hath done marvellous things: his right hand, and his holy arm, hath gotten him the victory.
Jer 36:11 Šafano sūnaus Gemarijo sūnus Mikajas girdėjo visus Viešpaties žodžius, kai jie buvo skaitomi iš knygos.
Jer 36:11 When Michaiah the son of Gemariah, the son of Shaphan, had heard out of the book all the words of the LORD,
Apd 9:17 Taigi Ananijas nuėjo į tuos namus, uždėjo ant Sauliaus rankas ir tarė: "Broli Sauliau! Viešpats Jėzus, kuris tau pasirodė kelyje, atsiuntė mane, kad tu vėl regėtum ir taptum pilnas Šventosios Dvasios. "
Ac 9:17 And Ananias went his way, and entered into the house; and putting his hands on him said, Brother Saul, the Lord, even Jesus, that appeared unto thee in the way as thou camest, hath sent me, that thou mightest receive thy sight, and be filled with the Holy Ghost.
Iš 16:27 Vis dėlto septintą dieną kai kurie žmonės išėjo pasirinkti, bet nieko nerado.
Ex 16:27 And it came to pass, that there went out some of the people on the seventh day for to gather, and they found none.
Jer 10:17 Susidėk ryšulį ir palik kraštą, apgultasis mieste!
Jer 10:17 Gather up thy wares out of the land, O inhabitant of the fortress.
Sk 26:41 Tokie tat yra Benjamino palikuonys pagal jų kiltis. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo keturiasdešimt penki tūkstančiai šeši šimtai.
Nu 26:41 These are the sons of Benjamin after their families: and they that were numbered of them were forty and five thousand and six hundred.
Ts 4:10 Barakas sutelkė į Kedešą Zabuloną ir Naftalį. Paskui jį žygiavo dešimt tūkstančių vyrų, ir Debora ėjo su juo.
Judg 4:10 And Barak called Zebulun and Naphtali to Kedesh; and he went up with ten thousand men at his feet: and Deborah went up with him.
Pr 6:5 Viešpats matė, koks didelis buvo žmonių nedorumas žemėje ir kaip kiekvienas užmojis, sumanytas jų širdyse, linko visą laiką tik į pikta.
Ge 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
Kun 16:12 Paims nuo aukuro Viešpaties akivaizdoje smilkytuvą, kupiną žarijų, rieškučias sutrintų kvapių smilkalų ir nusineš už uždangos.
Le 16:12 And he shall take a censer full of burning coals of fire from off the altar before the LORD, and his hands full of sweet incense beaten small, and bring it within the vail:
1Sam 1:13 Ona meldėsi širdimi. Judėjo tik lūpos, bet balso nebuvo girdėti. Elis pamanė, kad ji girta.
1Sa 1:13 Now Hannah, she spake in her heart; only her lips moved, but her voice was not heard: therefore Eli thought she had been drunken.
Sk 19:14 Štai apeigos, kai kas nors numiršta palapinėje: visi, kurie įeina į palapinę, ir visi, kurie yra palapinėje, bus nešvarūs septynias dienas.
Nu 19:14 This is the law, when a man dieth in a tent: all that come into the tent, and all that is in the tent, shall be unclean seven days.
Mk 11:22 Jėzus jiems atsakė: "Turėkite tikėjimą Dievu!
Mar 11:22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
Kun 15:11 Visi, kuriuos paliestų sėklos išsiliejimu sergantis, nepaskalavęs vandenyje savo rankų, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarūs ligi vakaro.
Le 15:11 And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Sk 31:36 Taigi pusė ­ dalis, tekusi ėjusiems į karo žygį ­ buvo trys šimtai trisdešimt septyni tūkstančiai avių ir ožkų,
Nu 31:36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:
Ps 40:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo psalmė. Kantriai laukiau Viešpaties; jis pasilenkė prie manęs ir išgirdo mano šauksmą.
Ps 40:1 I waited patiently for the LORD; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.
Apd 2:9 Mes, partai, medai, elamiečiai, Mesopotamijos, Judėjos ir Kapadokijos, Ponto ir Azijos,
Ac 2:9 Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
Job 41:8 Kartą kėlęs prieš jį ranką, atmink kovą ir daugiau nebebandyk!
Job 41:8 Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.
2Krn 23:9 Kunigas Jehojada išdalijo šimtininkams Dievo Namuose laikomas karaliaus Dovydo ietis, skydus ir priedangos skydus.
2Ch 23:9 Moreover Jehoiada the priest delivered to the captains of hundreds spears, and bucklers, and shields, that had been king David's, which were in the house of God.

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