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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 23:12 Palenk savo širdį pamokymui, o ausį ­ išmintingiems posakiams.
Pr 23:12 Apply thine heart unto instruction, and thine ears to the words of knowledge.
Apd 2:35 aš patiesiu tavo priešus, tarsi pakojį po tavo kojų.
Ac 2:35 Until I make thy foes thy footstool.
Jer 33:7 Aš sugrąžinsiu Judo tremtinius ir Izraelio tremtinius, atstatysiu, kaip buvo pradžioje.
Jer 33:7 And I will cause the captivity of Judah and the captivity of Israel to return, and will build them, as at the first.
Įst 11:25 Niekas nepajėgs jums priešintis: jūsų baimę ir siaubą Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, sukels visame krašte, į kurį įkelsite koją, kaip jis pažadėjo.
De 11:25 There shall no man be able to stand before you: for the LORD your God shall lay the fear of you and the dread of you upon all the land that ye shall tread upon, as he hath said unto you.
Iz 44:13 Stalius pamatuoja medį virvele ir nusibraižo stabą rašikliu. Jis obliuoja medį obliumi, aprėžia skriestuvu ir išskobia iš jo atvaizdą vyro ­ dailaus žmogaus, tinkamą stovėti šventykloje.
Isa 44:13 The carpenter stretcheth out his rule; he marketh it out with a line; he fitteth it with planes, and he marketh it out with the compass, and maketh it after the figure of a man, according to the beauty of a man; that it may remain in the house.
Žyd 10:13 laukdamas, kol jo priešai bus patiesti tarsi pakojis po jo kojų.
He 10:13 From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
Mk 7:17 Kai sugrįžo nuo minios į namus, jo mokiniai ėmė klausinėti apie palyginimą.
Mar 7:17 And when he was entered into the house from the people, his disciples asked him concerning the parable.
1Sam 26:15 Dovydas tarė Abnerui: "Tu vyras ar ne? Kito, kaip tu, nėra Izraelyje! Tad kodėl nebudėjai prie savo viešpaties karaliaus? Juk vienas iš karių atėjo karaliaus, tavo viešpaties, užmušti!
1Sa 26:15 And David said to Abner, Art not thou a valiant man? and who is like to thee in Israel? wherefore then hast thou not kept thy lord the king? for there came one of the people in to destroy the king thy lord.
Iz 7:11 "Prašyk Viešpatį, savo Dievą, ženklo; tebūna jis ar iš Šeolo gelmių, ar iš padangės aukštybių. "
Isa 7:11 Ask thee a sign of the LORD thy God; ask it either in the depth, or in the height above.
2Krn 10:18 Kai karalius nusiuntė Adoramą, tuometinį lažo darbų vykdytoją, izraelitai užmušė jį akmenimis. Tada karalius Rehabeamas paskubomis įšoko į kovos vežimą ir bėgo į Jeruzalę.
2Ch 10:18 Then king Rehoboam sent Hadoram that was over the tribute; and the children of Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. But king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem.
Rom 15:14 Aš pats, mano broliai, esu tikras, kad esate kupini gerumo, pilni tikro pažinimo ir mokate vieni kitus perspėti.
Ro 15:14 And I myself also am persuaded of you, my brethren, that ye also are full of goodness, filled with all knowledge, able also to admonish one another.
1Kar 16:21 Tada Izraelio žmonės pasidalijo į dvi dalis. Pusė žmonių norėjo karaliumi padaryti Ginato sūnų Tibnį, o kita pusė rėmė Omrį.
1Ki 16:21 Then were the people of Israel divided into two parts: half of the people followed Tibni the son of Ginath, to make him king; and half followed Omri.
Iz 5:18 Vargas tiems, kurie užsitraukia kaltęmelo virvėmis, nuodėmę valkčio lynais,
Isa 5:18 Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope:
Pr 12:8 Iš čia jis pajudėjo kalnų link į rytus nuo Betelio ir pasistatė savo palapinę; į vakarus nuo jos buvo Betelis, o į rytus ­ Ajas. Ir čia pastatė aukurą ir vardu šaukėsi Viešpaties.
Ge 12:8 And he removed from thence unto a mountain on the east of Bethel, and pitched his tent, having Bethel on the west, and Hai on the east: and there he builded an altar unto the LORD, and called upon the name of the LORD.
1Sam 16:13 Paėmęs ragą aliejaus, Samuelis patepė jį brolių akivaizdoje. Nuo tos dienos Viešpaties dvasia galingai užvaldė Dovydą. O Samuelis leidosi į kelionę ir parėjo į Ramą.
1Sa 16:13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah.
Jer 48:28 Palikite miestus, apsigyvenkite tarp uolų, Moabo gyventojai! Būkite kaip balandžiai, kraunantys lizdąant gilaus tarpeklio sienų.
Jer 48:28 O ye that dwell in Moab, leave the cities, and dwell in the rock, and be like the dove that maketh her nest in the sides of the hole's mouth.
Pat 7:26 nes ji pražudė daugelį, jos aukos gausios.
Pr 7:26 For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.
2Kar 4:6 Kai indai buvo pilni, tarė savo sūnui: "Atnešk kitą indą. " ­ "Daugiau indų nebėra", ­ atsakė jis. Ir aliejus liovėsi bėgęs.
2Ki 4:6 And it came to pass, when the vessels were full, that she said unto her son, Bring me yet a vessel. And he said unto her, There is not a vessel more. And the oil stayed.
Ts 20:39 pagrindinis Izraelio būrys turės atsigręžti ir priešintis. Benjaminas buvo pradėjęs mūšį ir jau užmušęs apie trisdešimt Izraelio vyrų. Tad jie manė: "Iš tikrųjų privertėme juos bėgti, kaip ir pirmajame mūšyje! "
Judg 20:39 And when the men of Israel retired in the battle, Benjamin began to smite and kill of the men of Israel about thirty persons: for they said, Surely they are smitten down before us, as in the first battle.
Jn 2:24 Bet Jėzus, gerai visus pažindamas, jais nepasitikėjo.
Jo 2:24 But Jesus did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,

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