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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 30:16 Tokie tat yra įstatai, kuriuos Viešpats įsakė per Mozę, dėl vyro ir žmonos, dėl tėvo ir dukters, kuri tebėra jaunutė ir tebegyvena tėvo namuose.
Nu 30:16 These are the statutes, which the LORD commanded Moses, between a man and his wife, between the father and his daughter, being yet in her youth in her father's house.
Pr 37:8 Jo broliai atsakė: "Bene ketini tapti mūsų karaliumi? Bene iš tikrųjų ketini mus valdyti? " Dėl kalbų apie sapnus jie ėmė dar labiau jo nekęsti.
Ge 37:8 And his brethren said to him, Shalt thou indeed reign over us? or shalt thou indeed have dominion over us? And they hated him yet the more for his dreams, and for his words.
Jn 17:24 Tėve, aš noriu, kad tavo man pavestiejibūtų su manimi ten, kur ir aš, kad jie pamatytų mano šlovę, kurią esi man suteikęs, nes pamilai mane prieš pasaulio įkūrimą.
Jo 17:24 Father, I will that they also, whom thou hast given me, be with me where I am; that they may behold my glory, which thou hast given me: for thou lovedst me before the foundation of the world.
Iz 11:13 Išgaruos Efraimo pavydas, Judo priešai bus sunaikinti. Efraimas nebepavydės Judui, o Judas nebebus priešas Efraimui.
Isa 11:13 The envy also of Ephraim shall depart, and the adversaries of Judah shall be cut off: Ephraim shall not envy Judah, and Judah shall not vex Ephraim.
2Krn 18:25 O Izraelio karalius įsakė: "Imkite Michėją ir sugrąžinkite jį miesto valdytojui Amonui bei karaliaus sūnui Jehoašui.
2Ch 18:25 Then the king of Israel said, Take ye Micaiah, and carry him back to Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king's son;
1Pt 4:15 Tik tegul niekas iš jūsų nekenčia kaip žmogžudys, vagis, piktadarys ar įkyruolis.
1P 4:15 But let none of you suffer as a murderer, or as a thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men's matters.
Job 5:19 Šešis kartus iš bėdos jis tave gelbės, o septintą kartą nelaimė tavęs nebepalies.
Job 5:19 He shall deliver thee in six troubles: yea, in seven there shall no evil touch thee.
Ps 78:26 Jis pabudino padangėse rytį, savo galybe išjudino pietį;
Ps 78:26 He caused an east wind to blow in the heaven: and by his power he brought in the south wind.
Neh 7:22 Hašumo palikuonių trys šimtai dvidešimt aštuoni,
Ne 7:22 The children of Hashum, three hundred twenty and eight.
Gal 2:5 jiems mes nė valandėlei nepasidavėme, kad Evangelijos tiesa pasiliktų su jumis.
Ga 2:5 To whom we gave place by subjection, no, not for an hour; that the truth of the gospel might continue with you.
2Kar 4:8 Vieną dieną Eliziejus ėjo per Šunemą. Ten gyvenanti žymi moteris primygtinai kvietė pas save pietų. Po to, kai tik jis eidavo tuo keliu, užeidavo ten pietų.
2Ki 4:8 And it fell on a day, that Elisha passed to Shunem, where was a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread. And so it was, that as oft as he passed by, he turned in thither to eat bread.
1Krn 22:12 Tik tesuteikia tau Viešpats, pavesdamas valdyti Izraelį, įžvalgos ir supratimo, kad laikytumeisi Viešpaties, savo Dievo, mokymo.
1Ch 22:12 Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.
Neh 12:13 Ezros kilties ­ Mešulamas, Amarijos kilties ­ Johananas,
Ne 12:13 Of Ezra, Meshullam; of Amariah, Jehohanan;
Ezd 2:11 Bebajo palikuonių šeši šimtai dvidešimt trys,
Ezr 2:11 The children of Bebai, six hundred twenty and three.
Jer 5:12 Jie Viešpaties išsigynė, sakydami: "Jo nė būti nėra! Neištiks mūsų jokia nelaimė, nematysime nei kalavijo, nei bado.
Jer 5:12 They have belied the LORD, and said, It is not he; neither shall evil come upon us; neither shall we see sword nor famine:
Joz 11:12 Jozuė paėmė visus anuos karališkuosius miestus ir jų karalius. Skirdamas sunaikinti jis nužudė juos kalaviju, kaip Dievo tarnas Mozė buvo įsakęs.
Jos 11:12 And all the cities of those kings, and all the kings of them, did Joshua take, and smote them with the edge of the sword, and he utterly destroyed them, as Moses the servant of the LORD commanded.
Jer 23:11 "Net kunigai ir pranašai ­ bedieviai! Net savo Namuose atradau jų nedorybes, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 23:11 For both prophet and priest are profane; yea, in my house have I found their wickedness, saith the LORD.
Ps 22:23 Tada aš skelbsiu tavo vardą broliams ir seserims, šlovinsiu tave jų sueigose.
Ps 22:23 Ye that fear the LORD, praise him; all ye the seed of Jacob, glorify him; and fear him, all ye the seed of Israel.
2Kor 9:2 aš juk žinau jūsų pasiryžimą ir giriuosi jumis makedoniečiams, sakydamas, jog Achaja pasirengusi nuo pernai. Ir jūsų uolumas yra daugelį paskatinęs.
2C 9:2 For I know the forwardness of your mind, for which I boast of you to them of Macedonia, that Achaia was ready a year ago; and your zeal hath provoked very many.
Jn 3:6 Kas gimė iš kūno, yra kūnas, o kas gimė iš Dvasios, yra dvasia.
Jo 3:6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.

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