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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 26:63 Taigi tokie buvo Mozės ir kunigo Eleazaro įrašytieji į sąrašą, surašant izraelitus Moabo lygumose prie Jordano, priešais Jerichą.
Nu 26:63 These are they that were numbered by Moses and Eleazar the priest, who numbered the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Iz 48:13 Mano rankos padėjo žemės pamatus, mano dešinė išskleidė dangus. Kai juos pašaukiu, jie tuojau pat ateina.
Isa 48:13 Mine hand also hath laid the foundation of the earth, and my right hand hath spanned the heavens: when I call unto them, they stand up together.
1Kar 3:7 Taigi dabar, o Viešpatie, mano Dieve, tu padarei savo tarną karaliumi mano tėvo Dovydo vietoje, nors esu tik jaunas vaikinas. Dar nežinau nei kaip išeiti, nei kaip pareiti.
1Ki 3:7 And now, O LORD my God, thou hast made thy servant king instead of David my father: and I am but a little child: I know not how to go out or come in.
Iz 40:19 Į stabų statulą, meistro nulietą, auksakalio paauksuotąir sidabro grandinėlėmis apvedžiotą?
Isa 40:19 The workman melteth a graven image, and the goldsmith spreadeth it over with gold, and casteth silver chains.
Mt 26:63 Bet Jėzus tylėjo. Tuomet vyriausiasis kunigas jam tarė: "Prisaikdinu tave gyvuoju Dievu, kad mums pasakytum, ar tu Mesijas, Dievo Sūnus? ! "
Mat 26:63 But Jesus held his peace, And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God.
1Kar 8:29 Težvelgia dieną naktį tavo akys į šiuos Namus, į vietą, apie kurią sakei: ‘Ten gyvens mano vardas! ’, ­ kad išklausytum maldą, kai tavo tarnas melsis šioje vietoje.
1Ki 8:29 That thine eyes may be open toward this house night and day, even toward the place of which thou hast said, My name shall be there: that thou mayest hearken unto the prayer which thy servant shall make toward this place.
Dan 9:7 Tu, Viešpatie, esi teisus, ir kaistame iš gėdos iki pat šios dienos mes, Judo žmonės, Jeruzalės gyventojai, visas Izraelis, arti ir toli esantieji visuose kraštuose, kur tik juos išblaškei dėl išdavystės, kuria jie tau nusidėjo.
Da 9:7 O LORD, righteousness belongeth unto thee, but unto us confusion of faces, as at this day; to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and unto all Israel, that are near, and that are far off, through all the countries whither thou hast driven them, because of their trespass that they have trespassed against thee.
Pr 5:3 Adomas buvo šimto trisdešimt metų, kai jam gimė sūnus, panašus į jį, pagal jo paveikslą, ir jis pavadino jį Setu.
Ge 5:3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth:
Jer 36:31 Nubausiu jį, jo palikuonis ir dvariškius už jų nedorumą, užtrauksiu jiems, visiems Jeruzalės gyventojams ir Judo žmonėms visas nelaimes, kuriomis jiems grasinau, nes jie nenorėjo klausyti! ’"
Jer 36:31 And I will punish him and his seed and his servants for their iniquity; and I will bring upon them, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and upon the men of Judah, all the evil that I have pronounced against them; but they hearkened not.
1Sam 26:1 Zifo žmonės atėjo pas Saulių į Gibėją ir sakė: "Dovydas slapstosi Hachilos kalvoje priešais Ješimoną. "
1Sa 26:1 And the Ziphites came unto Saul to Gibeah, saying, Doth not David hide himself in the hill of Hachilah, which is before Jeshimon?
Apd 4:29 O dabar, Viešpatie, atkreipk akis į jų grasinimus ir suteik saviesiems tarnams drąsos atvirai skelbti tavo žodį.
Ac 4:29 And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word,
Ez 44:24 Kilus ginčui, vien jie bus teisėjai ir spręs jį pagal mano nuostatus. Jie saugos mano įstatymus bei įstatus visose mano šventėse ir švęs mano šabus.
Eze 44:24 And in controversy they shall stand in judgment; and they shall judge it according to my judgments: and they shall keep my laws and my statutes in all mine assemblies; and they shall hallow my sabbaths.
Ts 19:28 "Kelkis, ­ tarė jai, ­ metas keliauti! " Bet ji neatsakė. Užkėlęs ją ant asilo, vyras leidosi į kelionę namų link.
Judg 19:28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.
1Sam 13:5 Filistinai savo ruožtu kovai su Izraeliu sutelkė trisdešimt tūkstančių vežimų ir šešis tūkstančius raitelių, o karių tiek daug, kiek pajūryje smilčių. Jie atžygiavo ir pasistatė stovyklą prie Michmašo į rytus nuo Bet Aveno.
1Sa 13:5 And the Philistines gathered themselves together to fight with Israel, thirty thousand chariots, and six thousand horsemen, and people as the sand which is on the sea shore in multitude: and they came up, and pitched in Michmash, eastward from Bethaven.
Pr 45:2 Bet jis taip garsiai verkė, kad egiptiečiai galėjo girdėti, ir šitaip žinia pasiekė faraono rūmus.
Ge 45:2 And he wept aloud: and the Egyptians and the house of Pharaoh heard.
1Sam 7:8 Izraelitai maldavo Samuelį: "Nepalik mūsų, nenustok šauktis Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, kad išgelbėtų mus iš filistinų rankų. "
1Sa 7:8 And the children of Israel said to Samuel, Cease not to cry unto the LORD our God for us, that he will save us out of the hand of the Philistines.
Ez 30:25 Babilono karaliaus rankas stiprinsiu, o faraonas bus kaip be rankų. Ir jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats, kai įduosiu savo kalaviją Babilono karaliui į ranką. Jis pakels jį prieš Egipto žemę.
Eze 30:25 But I will strengthen the arms of the king of Babylon, and the arms of Pharaoh shall fall down; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall put my sword into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall stretch it out upon the land of Egypt.
Apr 19:13 Jis apsirengęs krauju permirkusiu drabužiu, ir jo vardas ­ Dievo Žodis.
Re 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
Koh 2:13 Suvokiau, kad išmintis pranoksta kvailybę, kaip šviesa pranoksta tamsą.
Ec 2:13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
Pat 13:23 Bylinėjimasis suryja įdirbtą vargšo lauką, ir neteisybė nušluoja jo buveinę.
Pr 13:23 Much food is in the tillage of the poor: but there is that is destroyed for want of judgment.

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