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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Mk 8:31 Ir jis ėmė juos mokyti, jog reikia, kad Žmogaus Sūnus daug kentėtų, būtų seniūnų, aukštųjų kunigų bei Rašto aiškintojų atmestas, nužudytas ir po trijų dienų prisikeltų.
Mar 8:31 And he began to teach them, that the Son of man must suffer many things, and be rejected of the elders, and of the chief priests, and scribes, and be killed, and after three days rise again.
Ezd 10:2 Jehielio sūnus Šechanija iš Elamo palikuonių kreipėsi į Ezrą, tardamas: "Mes iš tikrųjų nusižengėme savo Dievui, vesdami svetimtautes moteris iš šalies tautų. Bet, nepaisant to, net dabar yra Izraeliui vilties.
Ezr 10:2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
Apd 25:14 Viešnagei užtrukus, Festas supažindino karalių su Pauliaus byla ir papasakojo: "Feliksas paliko man tokį kalinį.
Ac 25:14 And when they had been there many days, Festus declared Paul's cause unto the king, saying, There is a certain man left in bonds by Felix:
Iš 15:3 Viešpats yra Galiūnas, Viešpats jo vardas!
Ex 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
1Kar 22:19 Michėjas tęsė: "Todėl klausykis Viešpaties žodžio! Aš mačiau Viešpatį, sėdintį savo soste, visai dangaus galybei stovint šalia jo dešinėje ir kairėje.
1Ki 22:19 And he said, Hear thou therefore the word of the LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing by him on his right hand and on his left.
2Kor 7:3 Sakau tai, ne norėdamas jus smerkti. Juk jau sakiau, jog esate mūsų širdyje, kad kartu mirtume ir kartu gyventume.
2C 7:3 I speak not this to condemn you: for I have said before, that ye are in our hearts to die and live with you.
Pat 20:9 Kas gali sakyti: "Nuvaliau savo širdį. Esu švarus, be nuodėmės! "
Pr 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?
Iz 66:13 Kaip motina guodžia savo sūnų, taip aš paguosiu jus; Jeruzale jūs būsite paguosti. "
Isa 66:13 As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you; and ye shall be comforted in Jerusalem.
Lk 10:38 Jiems keliaujant toliau, Jėzus užsuko į vieną kaimą. Ten viena moteris, vardu Morta, pakvietė jį paviešėti.
Lu 10:38 Now it came to pass, as they went, that he entered into a certain village: and a certain woman named Martha received him into her house.
Mt 21:29 Šis atsakė: ‘Nenoriu’, ­ bet vėliau apsigalvojo ir nuėjo dirbti.
Mat 21:29 He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went.
1Kor 9:27 bet tramdau savo kūną ir darau jį klusnų, kad, kitus mokydamas, pats nepasidaryčiau atmestinas.
1C 9:27 But I keep under my body, and bring it into subjection: lest that by any means, when I have preached to others, I myself should be a castaway.
Pr 47:25 Jie atsakė: "Tu išgelbėjai mūsų gyvastį! Tebūna mums leista rasti malonę savo viešpaties akyse, mes būsime faraono vergai. "
Ge 47:25 And they said, Thou hast saved our lives: let us find grace in the sight of my lord, and we will be Pharaoh's servants.
2Sam 6:18 Baigęs atnašauti deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas, Dovydas palaimino žmones Galybių Viešpaties vardu.
2Sa 6:18 And as soon as David had made an end of offering burnt offerings and peace offerings, he blessed the people in the name of the LORD of hosts.
Joz 10:12 Tą dieną, kai Viešpats atidavė amoritus izraelitams, Jozuė kreipėsi į Viešpatį. Visų izraelitų akivaizdoje jis tarė: "Sustok, saule, virš Gibeonoir tu, mėnuli, virš Ajalono slėnio! "
Jos 10:12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
Ezd 2:34 Jericho palikuonių trys šimtai keturiasdešimt penki,
Ezr 2:34 The children of Jericho, three hundred forty and five.
Job 14:3 Vis dėlto į tokį įsmeigi savo akisir kvieti teistis su tavimi!
Job 14:3 And doth thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee?
Ez 37:17 Suglausk juodu vieną su kitu, kad būtų sujungti tavo rankoje.
Eze 37:17 And join them one to another into one stick; and they shall become one in thine hand.
Jer 32:2 Tuo metu Babilono karaliaus kariuomenė buvo apgulusi Jeruzalę, o pranašas Jeremijas įkalintas Judo karaliaus rūmų sargybos būste;
Jer 32:2 For then the king of Babylon's army besieged Jerusalem: and Jeremiah the prophet was shut up in the court of the prison, which was in the king of Judah's house.
Fm 1:13 Aš norėjau jį pasilaikyti, kad jis vietoj tavęs man patarnautų, kol esu kalinamas dėl Evangelijos,
Phm 1:13 Whom I would have retained with me, that in thy stead he might have ministered unto me in the bonds of the gospel:
Rut 1:8 Noomė kreipėsi į abi savo marčias: "Eikite atgal, grįžkite namo, kiekviena į savo motinos namus! Teparodo Viešpats jums tokį pat gerumą, kokį judvi parodėte mirusiesiems ir man!
Ru 1:8 And Naomi said unto her two daughters in law, Go, return each to her mother's house: the LORD deal kindly with you, as ye have dealt with the dead, and with me.

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