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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Mt 14:10 Jis pasiuntė [budelį], kad nukirstų kalėjime Jonui galvą.
Mat 14:10 And he sent, and beheaded John in the prison.
Mk 16:16 Kas įtikės ir pasikrikštys, bus išgelbėtas, o kas netikės, bus pasmerktas.
Mar 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Ezd 10:44 Visi jie buvo vedę svetimtautes moteris, bet pavarė ir jas, ir jų vaikus.
Ezr 10:44 All these had taken strange wives: and some of them had wives by whom they had children.
Job 15:1 Tada Elifazas Temanas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 15:1 Then answered Eliphaz the Temanite, and said,
Ps 97:11 Šviesa teka teisiajam, džiaugsmas ­ doros širdies žmogui.
Ps 97:11 Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Kun 3:13 ir uždės ranką jai ant galvos. Ji bus papjauta priešais Susitikimo Palapinę, o Aarono sūnūs išlies jos kraują ant visų aukuro šonų.
Le 3:13 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of it, and kill it before the tabernacle of the congregation: and the sons of Aaron shall sprinkle the blood thereof upon the altar round about.
Sk 9:21 Kartais debesis pasilikdavo tik nuo vakaro ligi ryto; kai debesis pakildavo ryto metą, jie leisdavosi kelionėn. Dieną ar naktį, kai tik debesis pakildavo, jie iškeliaudavo.
Nu 9:21 And so it was, when the cloud abode from even unto the morning, and that the cloud was taken up in the morning, then they journeyed: whether it was by day or by night that the cloud was taken up, they journeyed.
Lk 9:29 Besimeldžiant jo veido išvaizda pasikeitė, o drabužiai pasidarė skaisčiai balti.
Lu 9:29 And as he prayed, the fashion of his countenance was altered, and his raiment was white and glistering.
2Kor 4:9 Mes persekiojami, bet neapleisti; mes parblokšti, bet nežuvę.
2C 4:9 Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;
Gg 5:12 Jo akys ­ kaipprie tekančio vandens balandžiai, besipliuškenantys pursluose, tupintys ant šaltinio krašto.
SS 5:12 His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.
Koh 10:4 Jei kiltų ant tavęs valdovo pyktis, nepasitrauk iš savo vietos, nes, pykčiui aprimus, atleidžiamos didelės kaltės.
Ec 10:4 If the spirit of the ruler rise up against thee, leave not thy place; for yielding pacifieth great offences.
Jer 28:11 ir visų žmonių akivaizdoje pareiškė: "Taip kalba Viešpats: ‘Taip sulaužysiu slegiantį visų tautų sprandus Babilono karaliaus Nebukadnecaro jungą per dvejus metus. ’" Pranašas Jeremijas nuėjo savo keliu.
Jer 28:11 And Hananiah spake in the presence of all the people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Even so will I break the yoke of Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon from the neck of all nations within the space of two full years. And the prophet Jeremiah went his way.
Ps 107:8 Tedėkoja jie Viešpačiui už jo ištikimąją meilę, už nuostabius darbus žmonijai,
Ps 107:8 Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
Lk 19:1 Atvykęs į Jerichą, Jėzus ėjo per miestą.
Lu 19:1 And Jesus entered and passed through Jericho.
Lk 3:7 Ateinančioms pas jį krikštytis minioms Jonas sakė: "Angių išperos, kas jus pamokė bėgti nuo besiartinančios rūstybės?
Lu 3:7 Then said he to the multitude that came forth to be baptized of him, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
Iz 24:4 Kraštas liūdi ir vysta, pasaulis nuleido galvą ir nyksta; geriausi tautos žmonės krinta prapultin.
Isa 24:4 The earth mourneth and fadeth away, the world languisheth and fadeth away, the haughty people of the earth do languish.
1Krn 1:45 Jobabui mirus, vietoj jo karaliumi tapo Hušamas iš temanų šalies.
1Ch 1:45 And when Jobab was dead, Husham of the land of the Temanites reigned in his stead.
Mch 4:5 Nors visos tautos žengia, kiekviena dėl savo dievų, o mes žengsime dėl Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, per amžių amžius.
Mic 4:5 For all people will walk every one in the name of his god, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.
Joz 21:16 Ainą su ganyklomis, Jutą su ganyklomis ir Bet Šemešą su ganyklomis ­ devynis miestus iš šių dviejų giminių,
Jos 21:16 And Ain with her suburbs, and Juttah with her suburbs, and Bethshemesh with her suburbs; nine cities out of those two tribes.
Apd 2:7 Lyg nesavi ir nustėrę, jie klausinėjo: "Argi va šitie kalbantys nėra galilėjiečiai?
Ac 2:7 And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?

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