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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 34:13 Mozė nurodė izraelitams, tardamas: "Tai kraštas, kurį jūs gausite burtų keliu kaip savo paveldą. Viešpats įsakė, kad jis būtų duotas devynioms giminėms ir pusei giminės;
Nu 34:13 And Moses commanded the children of Israel, saying, This is the land which ye shall inherit by lot, which the LORD commanded to give unto the nine tribes, and to the half tribe:
Iz 50:7 Viešpats DIEVAS man padeda, todėl aš nesu pažemintas. Nutaisiau veidą, kietą kaip titnagas, ir žinau, kad nebūsiu sugėdintas.
Isa 50:7 For the Lord GOD will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.
Ps 40:13 Viešpatie, teikis mane gelbėti! Viešpatie, skubėk man padėti!
Ps 40:13 Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help me.
Joz 5:4 O priežastis, dėl kurios Jozuė juos apipjaustė, buvo ši. Visi iš Egipto išėjusieji žmonės, visi karinės tarnybos amžiaus vyrai, buvo išmirę kelionėje per dykumą po išėjimo iš Egipto.
Jos 5:4 And this is the cause why Joshua did circumcise: All the people that came out of Egypt, that were males, even all the men of war, died in the wilderness by the way, after they came out of Egypt.
Sk 1:2 "Surašykite visą izraelitų bendriją pagal kiltis ir protėvių namus, įrašydami visus vyrus vardais.
Nu 1:2 Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male by their polls;
Pr 30:5 Bilha pastojo ir pagimdė Jokūbui sūnų.
Ge 30:5 And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son.
Apr 9:9 Jie turėjo šarvus tarsi geležinius krūtinšarvius, o jų sparnų garsas buvo kaip bildesys galybės vežimų ir žirgų, bėgančių į mūšį.
Re 9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
Mt 17:9 Besileidžiant nuo kalno, Jėzus jiems įsakė: "Niekam nepasakokite apie regėjimą, kol Žmogaus Sūnus prisikels iš numirusių.
Mat 17:9 And as they came down from the mountain, Jesus charged them, saying, Tell the vision to no man, until the Son of man be risen again from the dead.
Neh 7:67 neskaitant jų tarnų ir tarnaičių, kurių buvo septyni tūkstančiai trys šimtai trisdešimt septyni. Jie turėjo ir du šimtus keturiasdešimt penkis giesmininkus bei giesmininkes.
Ne 7:67 Beside their manservants and their maidservants, of whom there were seven thousand three hundred thirty and seven: and they had two hundred forty and five singing men and singing women.
Kun 24:13 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 24:13 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Įst 2:17 Viešpats man kalbėjo, tardamas:
De 2:17 That the LORD spake unto me, saying,
Ps 89:15 Kokie laimingi žmonės, mokantys džiaugsmingai tave šlovinti! Jie gyvena, Viešpatie, tavo Artumo šviesoje.
Ps 89:15 Blessed is the people that know the joyful sound: they shall walk, O LORD, in the light of thy countenance.
Ts 1:16 Kainito Hobabo, Mozės uošvio, palikuonys nuėjo su Judo žmonėmis iš Palmių miesto į Judo dykumą prie Arado Negebe. Bet vėliau jie nuėjo ir įsikūrė tarp amalekiečių.
Judg 1:16 And the children of the Kenite, Moses' father in law, went up out of the city of palm trees with the children of Judah into the wilderness of Judah, which lieth in the south of Arad; and they went and dwelt among the people.
Ps 55:21 Jo kalba buvo slidesnė už sviestą, bet jo širdyje slypėjo neapykanta; jo žodžiai buvo švelnūs kaip aliejus, bet kirto lyg aštrūs kalavijai.
Ps 55:21 The words of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war was in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet were they drawn swords.
Job 24:13 Yra žmonių, kurie maištauja prieš šviesą, nežino nieko apie jos keliusir eiti jos takais atsisako.
Job 24:13 They are of those that rebel against the light; they know not the ways thereof, nor abide in the paths thereof.
Joz 12:16 Makedos karalius ­ vienas, Betelio karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:16 The king of Makkedah, one; the king of Bethel, one;
Pr 15:12 Saulei leidžiantis, Abromą apėmė didelis miegas ir apgaubė didelė, baisi tamsa.
Ge 15:12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.
Ez 3:20 Arba jei teisusis nusigręš nuo teisumo ir elgsis nedorai, kai aš suteiksiu jam progą nusidėti, tai jis mirs. Kadangi tu jo neįspėjai, jis mirs dėl savo paties kaltės, teisumo darbai, kuriuos jis padarė, nebus atsimenami, ir tavo ranka bus atsakinga už jo kraują.
Eze 3:20 Again, When a righteous man doth turn from his righteousness, and commit iniquity, and I lay a stumbling-block before him, he shall die: because thou hast not given him warning, he shall die in his sin, and his righteousness which he hath done shall not be remembered; but his blood will I require at thine hand.
Jn 17:14 Aš jiems perdaviau tavo žodį, bet pasaulis jų nekentė, nes jie ne iš pasaulio, kaip ir aš ne iš pasaulio.
Jo 17:14 I have given them thy word; and the world hath hated them, because they are not of the world, even as I am not of the world.
Mk 14:58 "Mes girdėjome jį sakant: ‘Aš sugriausiu šitą rankomis pastatytą šventovę ir per tris dienas pastatysiu kitą, ne rankų darbo. ’"
Mar 14:58 We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.

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