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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 2:7 Tu turi perduoti jiems mano žodžius, ar jie klauso, ar atsisako klausyti, nes tai maištingi namai.
Eze 2:7 And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious.
Iz 37:5 Karaliaus Ezekijo tarnai atėjo pas Izaiją.
Isa 37:5 So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah.
Iš 25:4 mėlynõs, violetinės ir tamsiai raudonos spalvos siūlai, plona drobė ir ožkų vilnos,
Ex 25:4 And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,
Pr 21:29 Abimelechas klausė Abraomą: "Ką reiškia šie septyni atskirtieji ėriukai? "
Ge 21:29 And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What mean these seven ewe lambs which thou hast set by themselves?
Joz 6:22 O dviem vyrams, išžvalgiusiems kraštą, Jozuė liepė: "Nueikite į ištvirkėlės namus, išveskite iš jų moterį ir visus gimines, kaip esate jai prisiekę. "
Jos 6:22 But Joshua had said unto the two men that had spied out the country, Go into the harlot's house, and bring out thence the woman, and all that she hath, as ye sware unto her.
1Sam 22:2 Kas tik buvo nuskurdęs ar prasiskolinęs, ar apkartintos širdies, dėjosi prie jo. Jis tapo jų vadu. Su juo buvo apie keturis šimtus vyrų.
1Sa 22:2 And every one that was in distress, and every one that was in debt, and every one that was discontented, gathered themselves unto him; and he became a captain over them: and there were with him about four hundred men.
Iš 19:25 Mozė nusileido pas žmones ir jiems tai pasakė.
Ex 19:25 So Moses went down unto the people, and spake unto them.
Ps 78:39 Jis atmindavo, kad jie tik trapūs žmonės, lyg praeinantis vėjo dvelktelėjimas.
Ps 78:39 For he remembered that they were but flesh; a wind that passeth away, and cometh not again.
Lk 4:20 Suvyniojęs ritinį, Jėzus grąžino jį patarnautojui ir atsisėdo; visų sinagogoje esančių akys buvo įsmeigtos į jį.
Lu 4:20 And he closed the book, and he gave it again to the minister, and sat down. And the eyes of all them that were in the synagogue were fastened on him.
Joz 19:11 Iš čia riba kyla vakarų link į Maralą, siekdama Dabešetą ir liesdama slėnį, esantį šalia Jokneamo.
Jos 19:11 And their border went up toward the sea, and Maralah, and reached to Dabbasheth, and reached to the river that is before Jokneam;
1Kor 10:28 Bet jei kas jums pasakytų: "Tai atnašinė mėsa", tai nebevalgykite dėl žmogaus, kuris tai pasakė, ir dėl sąžinės.
1C 10:28 But if any man say unto you, this is offered in sacrifice unto idols, eat not for his sake that shewed it, and for conscience sake: for the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof:
Oz 12:9 Aš esu Viešpats, tavo Dievas, nuo dienų Egipto žemėje; aš ir vėl tave apgyvendinsiu palapinėsekaip Susitikimo dienomis.
Ho 12:9 And I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast.
Įst 32:43 Džiūgaukite, tautos, dėl jo tautõs, nes jis atkeršys už savo tarnų kraują, išlies kerštą savo priešams, atlygins tiems, kurie jo nekenčia, ir nuvalys savo tautos žemę. "
De 32:43 Rejoice, O ye nations, with his people: for he will avenge the blood of his servants, and will render vengeance to his adversaries, and will be merciful unto his land, and to his people.
2Tim 2:5 Ir kas stoja į rungtynes, negaus vainiko, jei nebus grūmęsis pagal taisykles.
2Ti 2:5 And if a man also strive for masteries, yet is he not crowned, except he strive lawfully.
2Krn 1:11 Dievas atsakė Saliamonui: "Kadangi tai tavo širdyje, ir tu neprašei nuosavybės, turtų, garbės ar savo priešų gyvasties ir net ilgo gyvenimo, bet prašei išminties ir žinojimo, kad pajėgtum valdyti mano tautą, kurios karaliumi tave esu pastatęs,
2Ch 1:11 And God said to Solomon, Because this was in thine heart, and thou hast not asked riches, wealth, or honour, nor the life of thine enemies, neither yet hast asked long life; but hast asked wisdom and knowledge for thyself, that thou mayest judge my people, over whom I have made thee king:
Mt 11:12 Nuo Jono Krikštytojo dienų iki dabar dangaus karalystė jėga puolama, ir smarkieji ją sau grobia.
Mat 11:12 And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.
Pat 25:1 Štai dar Saliamono patarlių, kurias surinko Judo karaliaus Ezekijo vyrai.
Pr 25:1 These are also proverbs of Solomon, which the men of Hezekiah king of Judah copied out.
1Jn 2:21 Rašiau jums ne kaip nežinantiems tiesos, bet todėl, kad pažįstate jąir iš tiesos negali kilti joks melas.
1J 2:21 I have not written unto you because ye know not the truth, but because ye know it, and that no lie is of the truth.
Rd 4:18 צ Mūsų žingsniai buvo sekami, nebegalėjome net savo gatvėmis vaikščioti. Artinosi mūsų galas. Mūsų dienos buvo suskaitytos, tikrai mums buvo atėjęs galas.
La 4:18 They hunt our steps, that we cannot go in our streets: our end is near, our days are fulfilled; for our end is come.
Įst 14:14 visos varnų rūšys,
De 14:14 And every raven after his kind,

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