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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 25:6 O pirmagimis, kurį ji pagimdys, paveldės mirusiojo brolio vardą, kad jo vardas nebūtų ištrintas iš Izraelio.
De 25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.
Sk 10:32 Be to, jeigu eisi su mumis, ką gero Viešpats mums daro, tą pat mes tau darysime. "
Nu 10:32 And it shall be, if thou go with us, yea, it shall be, that what goodness the LORD shall do unto us, the same will we do unto thee.
2Sam 17:8 Hušajas tęsė: "Tu žinai, kad tavo tėvas ir jo vyrai yra narsūs galiūnai. Jie įniršę kaip meška, netekusi jauniklių. Be to, tavo tėvas prityręs kare ir nakties nepraleis su kariais.
2Sa 17:8 For, said Hushai, thou knowest thy father and his men, that they be mighty men, and they be chafed in their minds, as a bear robbed of her whelps in the field: and thy father is a man of war, and will not lodge with the people.
Neh 2:10 Sanbalatas Horonietis ir amonitas pareigūnas Tobija, apie tai išgirdę, buvo labai nepatenkinti, kad atvyko žmogus rūpintis izraelitų gerove.
Ne 2:10 When Sanballat the Horonite, and Tobiah the servant, the Ammonite, heard of it, it grieved them exceedingly that there was come a man to seek the welfare of the children of Israel.
Iz 61:4 "Jie prikels senuosius griuvėsius, atstatys seniai apleistas gyvenvietes, atnaujins nuniokotus miestus, tuščius nuo neatmenamų laikų.
Isa 61:4 And they shall build the old wastes, they shall raise up the former desolations, and they shall repair the waste cities, the desolations of many generations.
1Krn 5:9 Rytuose jie kūrėsi iki pat dykumos pakraščio šiapus Eufrato, nes jų galvijų buvo padaugėję Gileado krašte.
1Ch 5:9 And eastward he inhabited unto the entering in of the wilderness from the river Euphrates: because their cattle were multiplied in the land of Gilead.
Jn 7:2 Artėjo žydų Palapinių šventė.
Jo 7:2 Now the Jew's feast of tabernacles was at hand.
2Sam 15:19 Tada karalius tarė Itajui Gatiečiui: "Kam gi tau eiti su mumis? Eik atgal ir pabūk su naujuoju karaliumi, nes tu juk svetimšalis ir tremtinys iš savo namų.
2Sa 15:19 Then said the king to Ittai the Gittite, Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.
Joz 13:22 Beoro sūnų žynį Bileamą izraelitai nužudė kalaviju drauge su kitais. )
Jos 13:22 Balaam also the son of Beor, the soothsayer, did the children of Israel slay with the sword among them that were slain by them.
1Krn 12:39 Tenai jie pasiliko su Dovydu tris dienas valgydami ir gerdami, nes giminės buvo juos aprūpinę.
1Ch 12:39 And there they were with David three days, eating and drinking: for their brethren had prepared for them.
1Sam 18:6 Jiems grįžtant, kai Dovydas, užmušęs filistiną, grįžo namo, iš visų Izraelio miestų išėjo moterys, dainuodamos ir šokdamos, lydimos būgnelių su žvangučiais, džiaugsmo dainų ir tarškynių, karaliaus Sauliaus pasitikti.
1Sa 18:6 And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel, singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.
2Kar 17:32 Jie garbino ir Viešpatį, bet skyrė savo aukštumų alkų kunigais visokius žmones iš savųjų, kad atliktų jiems apeigas aukštumų alkuose.
2Ki 17:32 So they feared the LORD, and made unto themselves of the lowest of them priests of the high places, which sacrificed for them in the houses of the high places.
Ps 104:35 Teišnyksta žemėje nusidėjėliai, tenebūna daugiau nedorėlių. Šlovink Viešpatį, mano siela! Šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 104:35 Let the sinners be consumed out of the earth, and let the wicked be no more. Bless thou the LORD, O my soul. Praise ye the LORD.
Jer 16:15 bet mieliau bus tariama: ‘Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuris išvedė Izraelio vaikus iš Šiaurės krašto ir iš visų kraštų, kuriuose buvo juos išblaškęs. ’ Parvesiu juos atgal į jų žemę, kurią daviau jų tėvams.
Jer 16:15 But, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel from the land of the north, and from all the lands whither he had driven them: and I will bring them again into their land that I gave unto their fathers.
Ps 78:17 Bet jie nesiliovė daryti nuodėmes Dievuiir kelti maištą tyruose prieš Aukščiausiąjį.
Ps 78:17 And they sinned yet more against him by provoking the most High in the wilderness.
1Krn 27:11 Aštuntas aštuntą mėnesį buvo Sibechajas Hušietis iš zerachų; jo būryje buvo dvidešimt keturi tūkstančiai.
1Ch 27:11 The eighth captain for the eighth month was Sibbecai the Hushathite, of the Zarhites: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.
Ps 90:6 rytą sužaliuoja ir žydi, o vakare nuvysta ir nudžiūsta.
Ps 90:6 In the morning it flourisheth, and groweth up; in the evening it is cut down, and withereth.
Kun 22:10 Joks pašalietis nevalgys šventųjų aukų; joks kunigo įnamis ar samdinys nevalgys šventųjų aukų.
Le 22:10 There shall no stranger eat of the holy thing: a sojourner of the priest, or an hired servant, shall not eat of the holy thing.
Joz 8:9 Tada Jozuė išsiuntė juos. Jie nuėjo į pasalos vietą ir išsidėstė tarp Betelio ir Ajo, į vakarus nuo Ajo, o Jozuė praleido tą naktį su likusiais žmonėmis.
Jos 8:9 Joshua therefore sent them forth: and they went to lie in ambush, and abode between Bethel and Ai, on the west side of Ai: but Joshua lodged that night among the people.
Ps 110:5 Viešpats yra tavo dešinėje, jis sutriuškins karalius savo įniršio dieną.
Ps 110:5 The Lord at thy right hand shall strike through kings in the day of his wrath.

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