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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 24:18 Tai pasakiau žmonėms ryto metą, o vakare mirė mano žmona. Kitą rytą dariau, kaip man buvo įsakyta.
Eze 24:18 So I spake unto the people in the morning: and at even my wife died; and I did in the morning as I was commanded.
Mt 13:47 Dangaus karalystė dar panaši į ežeran metamą tinklą, užgriebiantį įvairiausių žuvų.
Mat 13:47 Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind:
Jn 9:13 Tuomet jie nusivedė buvusį neregį pas fariziejus.
Jo 9:13 They brought to the Pharisees him that aforetime was blind.
Mt 11:30 Mano jungas švelnus, mano našta lengva. "
Mat 11:30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
Ps 71:17 Dieve, tu mokei mane nuo jaunystės, ir aš iki šiol skelbiu tavo nuostabius darbus.
Ps 71:17 O God, thou hast taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I declared thy wondrous works.
Ps 17:15 O aš, būdamas doras, matysiu tavo veidąir pabudęs būsiu laimingas dėl tavo Artumo.
Ps 17:15 As for me, I will behold thy face in righteousness: I shall be satisfied, when I awake, with thy likeness.
Mt 9:10 Kai jis Mato namuose sėdosi prie stalo, ten susirinko daug muitininkų bei nusidėjėlių, kurie susėdo šalia Jėzaus ir jo mokinių.
Mat 9:10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
Job 36:3 Savo žinojimą atsinešu iš toliir pateisinsiu savo Kūrėją.
Job 36:3 I will fetch my knowledge from afar, and will ascribe righteousness to my Maker.
Mt 23:35 kad ant jūsų kristų visas nekaltas kraujas, pralietas žemėje, pradedant teisiojo Abelio krauju ir baigiant krauju Barachijo sūnaus Zacharijo, kurį jūs nužudėte tarp šventovės ir aukuro.
Mat 23:35 That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar.
Job 42:4 ‘Klausykis, aš kalbėsiu; aš tavęs klausiu, o tu man atsakyk. ’
Job 42:4 Hear, I beseech thee, and I will speak: I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me.
Iš 28:4 O drabužiai, kuriuos pasiūdinsi, yra šie: krūtinės dėklas, efodas, skraistė, tunika su kutais, turbanas ir juosta. Siuvant šiuos šventus drabužius tavo broliui Aaronui ir jo sūnums, kad jie tarnautų man kunigais,
Ex 28:4 And these are the garments which they shall make; a breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a broidered coat, a mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office.
Ag 2:18 Įsidėmėkite, kas darysis nuo šiandien, nuo devinto mėnesio dvidešimt ketvirtos dienos. Nuo tos dienos, kai buvo padėti Viešpaties šventyklos pamatai, įsidėmėkite,
Hag 2:18 Consider now from this day and upward, from the four and twentieth day of the ninth month, even from the day that the foundation of the LORD's temple was laid, consider it.
Pat 17:3 Lydykla ­ sidabrui, krosnis ­ auksui, o širdį išbando Viešpats.
Pr 17:3 The fining pot is for silver, and the furnace for gold: but the LORD trieth the hearts.
Sk 7:65 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Gideonio sūnaus Abidano atnaša.
Nu 7:65 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Abidan the son of Gideoni.
Jer 3:17 Tuo metu Jeruzalė bus vadinama ‘Viešpaties sostu’; visos tautos ten susirinks, kad pašlovintų Viešpaties vardą Jeruzalėje. Savo nedorų širdžių potraukiams jos daugiau nebepasiduos.
Jer 3:17 At that time they shall call Jerusalem the throne of the LORD; and all the nations shall be gathered unto it, to the name of the LORD, to Jerusalem: neither shall they walk any more after the imagination of their evil heart.
Apr 7:14 Aš jam atsakiau: "Mano viešpatie, tu žinai. " Jis man tarė: "Jie atėjo iš didžio sielvarto. Jie išplovė savo drabužius ir juos išbalino Avinėlio krauju.
Re 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
Dan 11:1 O aš pirmais Darijaus Medo metais ėmiausi jam padėti ir jį stiprinti.
Da 11:1 Also I in the first year of Darius the Mede, even I, stood to confirm and to strengthen him.
Kun 15:22 O kas prisiliestų prie daikto, ant kurio ji sėdėjo, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Ps 49:6 žmonės, kurie pasitiki savo turtaisir didžiuojasi savo lobių gausumu.
Ps 49:6 They that trust in their wealth, and boast themselves in the multitude of their riches;
Apd 11:30 Jie taip padarė ir per Barnabą bei Saulių nusiuntė vyresniesiems paramą.
Ac 11:30 Which also they did, and sent it to the elders by the hands of Barnabas and Saul.

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