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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 16:4 Jis suėjo su Hagara, ir ji pastojo. Pamačiusi, kad tapo nėščia, ji ėmė žiūrėti į savo šeimininkę su panieka.
Ge 16:4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.
Ts 13:14 Tenevalgo nieko, kas kyla iš vynuogių. Tenegeria nei vyno, nei stipraus gėrimo, tenevalgo nieko, kas nešvaru. Ji turi laikytis visko, ką esu jai įsakęs. "
Judg 13:14 She may not eat of any thing that cometh of the vine, neither let her drink wine or strong drink, nor eat any unclean thing: all that I commanded her let her observe.
Lk 6:24 Bet vargas jums, turtuoliai, nes jūs jau atsiėmėte savo paguodą.
Lu 6:24 But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.
Est 6:9 Apdaras ir žirgas turėtų būti pavesti vienam kilmingiausių karaliaus pareigūnų. Teaprengia jis žmogų, kurį karalius nori ypatingai pagerbti, ir, užsodinęs ant žirgo, teveda tą žmogų per miesto aikštę, o jo priekyje eidamas tegu skelbia: ‘Taip daroma žmogui, kurį karalius nori ypatingai pagerbti! ’"
Es 6:9 And let this apparel and horse be delivered to the hand of one of the king's most noble princes, that they may array the man withal whom the king delighteth to honour, and bring him on horseback through the street of the city, and proclaim before him, Thus shall it be done to the man whom the king delighteth to honour.
Apd 25:2 Ten į jį kreipėsi aukštieji kunigai ir žydų didikai, kaltindami Paulių
Ac 25:2 Then the high priest and the chief of the Jews informed him against Paul, and besought him,
Ef 2:5 mus, mirusius nusikaltimais, prikėlė gyventi su Kristumi ­ jūs juk esate išgelbėti malone, ­
Ep 2:5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)
Pr 26:32 Atsitiko taip, kad tą pačią dieną Izaoko tarnai atėjo pas jį su žinia apie jų iškastą šulinį ir pranešė jam: "Radome vandens! "
Ge 26:32 And it came to pass the same day, that Isaac's servants came, and told him concerning the well which they had digged, and said unto him, We have found water.
1Kar 1:53 Karalius Saliamonas pasiuntė žmones paimti jį nuo aukuro. Atėjęs jis išreiškė pagarbą karaliui Saliamonui, o Saliamonas tarė: "Eik į savo namus. "
1Ki 1:53 So king Solomon sent, and they brought him down from the altar. And he came and bowed himself to king Solomon: and Solomon said unto him, Go to thine house.
Pr 46:27 Juozapo vaikai, gimę Egipte, buvo du. O iš viso Jokūbo namų žmonių, atėjusių į Egiptą, buvo septyniasdešimt.
Ge 46:27 And the sons of Joseph, which were born him in Egypt, were two souls: all the souls of the house of Jacob, which came into Egypt, were threescore and ten.
Pat 3:9 Gerbk Viešpatį viskuo, ką turi, visomis savo derliaus pirmienomis;
Pr 3:9 Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:
Ez 22:2 "Žmogau, ar teisi, ar esi pasirengęs teisti kruvinąjį miestą? Parodyk jam visus jo bjauriuosius darbus!
Eze 22:2 Now, thou son of man, wilt thou judge, wilt thou judge the bloody city? yea, thou shalt shew her all her abominations.
Mt 11:10 Jis yra tasai, apie kurį parašyta: Štai aš siunčiu pirma tavęs savo pasiuntinį, ir jis nuties tau kelią.
Mat 11:10 For this is he, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Ps 102:2 Neslėpk nuo manęs savo veido, kai man sunku, atsuk man savo ausį; tą dieną, kai šaukiuosi tavęs, skubėki manęs išklausyti.
Ps 102:2 Hide not thy face from me in the day when I am in trouble; incline thine ear unto me: in the day when I call answer me speedily.
Zch 3:6 Tuomet Viešpaties angelas patikino Jozuę, sakydamas:
Zec 3:6 And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying,
Lk 7:4 Atėję pas Jėzų, jie labai prašė ir sakė: "Jis vertas, kad jam tai padarytum,
Lu 7:4 And when they came to Jesus, they besought him instantly, saying, That he was worthy for whom he should do this:
Pr 42:18 Trečią dieną Juozapas tarė jiems: "Darykite, ką sakau, ir išliksite gyvi, nes aš bijau Dievo.
Ge 42:18 And Joseph said unto them the third day, This do, and live; for I fear God:
2Krn 34:22 Tada Hilkijas ir visi, kuriems karalius buvo įsakęs, nuėjo pas pranašę Huldą, drabužinės prižiūrėtojo Hasros sūnaus Tokhato sūnaus Šalumo žmoną. Ji gyveno Jeruzalėje, Mišnės dalyje. Jie kreipėsi į ją, kaip jiems buvo nurodyta.
2Ch 34:22 And Hilkiah, and they that the king had appointed, went to Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvath, the son of Hasrah, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college:) and they spake to her to that effect.
Am 3:6 Kai pasigirsta rago gausmas mieste, argi žmonės neišsigąsta? Kai ištinka miestą nelaimė, argi ne Viešpats tai padarė?
Am 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
1Sam 5:4 Bet jiems atsikėlus anksti kitą rytą, Dagonas buvo pargriuvęs kniūbsčias priešais Viešpaties Skrynią. Dagono galva ir abi rankos nukirstos ir gulėjo ant slenksčio. Vien Dagono liemuo buvo likęs.
1Sa 5:4 And when they arose early on the morrow morning, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the ground before the ark of the LORD; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.
Kun 4:10 kaip buvo išimta iš bendravimo aukos jaučio. Kunigas pavers juos dūmais ant deginamųjų aukų aukuro.
Le 4:10 As it was taken off from the bullock of the sacrifice of peace offerings: and the priest shall burn them upon the altar of the burnt offering.

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