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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 1:35 Kitą dieną tenai vėl stovėjo Jonas ir du jo mokiniai.
Jo 1:35 Again the next day after John stood, and two of his disciples;
Ps 63:1 Dovydo psalmė, jam esant Judo dykumoje. Dieve, tu mano Dievas, tavęs aš ieškau; mano siela tavęs ilgisi, mano kūnas tavęs trokštakaip sausa, pavargusi ir perdžiūvusi žemė.
Ps 63:1 O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;
Ps 139:6 Tavo pažinimas man per nuostabus, per gilus, aš negaliu jo pasiekti.
Ps 139:6 Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it.
Apd 21:34 Tuo tarpu iš minios šaukė tai šį, tai tą. Negalėdamas dėl triukšmo nieko tikro sužinoti, tribūnas įsakė nuvaryti Paulių į kareivines.
Ac 21:34 And some cried one thing, some another, among the multitude: and when he could not know the certainty for the tumult, he commanded him to be carried into the castle.
1Sam 15:7 Saulius sutriuškino amalekiečius nuo Havilos iki pat Šūro į rytus nuo Egipto.
1Sa 15:7 And Saul smote the Amalekites from Havilah until thou comest to Shur, that is over against Egypt.
Jer 37:6 Tada Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 37:6 Then came the word of the LORD unto the prophet Jeremiah saying,
1Kor 4:20 Dievo karalystė yra ne kalboje, bet galybėje.
1C 4:20 For the kingdom of God is not in word, but in power.
Mt 25:26 Šeimininkas jam atsakė: ‘Blogasis tarne, tinginy! Tu žinojai, kad aš pjaunu, kur nesėjau, renku, kur nebarsčiau.
Mat 25:26 His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
Sk 35:28 Žudikas turi išbūti prieglaudos mieste ligi vyriausiojo kunigo mirties. Tik po vyriausiojo kunigo mirties žudikas gali grįžti namo.
Nu 35:28 Because he should have remained in the city of his refuge until the death of the high priest: but after the death of the high priest the slayer shall return into the land of his possession.
Joz 22:20 Zeracho sūnui Achanui nusikaltus sunaikinti skirtų daiktų įstatymui, argi visos Izraelio bendrijos neištiko pyktis? Juk ne vien Achanas žuvo dėl savo kaltės! ’"
Jos 22:20 Did not Achan the son of Zerah commit a trespass in the accursed thing, and wrath fell on all the congregation of Israel? and that man perished not alone in his iniquity.
Joz 21:28 iš Isacharo giminės ­ Kišjonas su ganyklomis, Daberatas su ganyklomis,
Jos 21:28 And out of the tribe of Issachar, Kishon with her suburbs, Dabareh with her suburbs,
Ts 10:18 Gileado kariuomenės didžiūnai sakė vieni kitiems: "Kas pradės kovą prieš amonitus? Jis bus visų Gileado gyventojų galva! "
Judg 10:18 And the people and princes of Gilead said one to another, What man is he that will begin to fight against the children of Ammon? he shall be head over all the inhabitants of Gilead.
Job 29:19 Mano šaknys siekia vandenį, ant mano šakų krinta rasa visą naktį.
Job 29:19 My root was spread out by the waters, and the dew lay all night upon my branch.
1Sam 20:26 Tačiau Saulius tą dieną nieko nekalbėjo. "Kas nors jam atsitiko, ­ pagalvojo sau, ­ jis turbūt nešvarus ir dar neapsivalęs. "
1Sa 20:26 Nevertheless Saul spake not any thing that day: for he thought, Something hath befallen him, he is not clean; surely he is not clean.
2Tim 3:5 dedąsi maldingi, bet atsižadėję maldingumo jėgos. Tu saugokis tokių žmonių!
2Ti 3:5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
Pat 22:24 Nesibičiuliauk su piktu žmogumiir nebendrauk su karštakošiu,
Pr 22:24 Make no friendship with an angry man; and with a furious man thou shalt not go:
Iz 61:10 Visa širdimi džiaugsiuosi Viešpačiu, džiūgausiu savo Dievu, nes jis mane aprengė išganymo drabužiaisir apsupo teisumo skraistelyg jaunikį, besipuošiantį vainiku, lyg nuotaką, besidabinančią vėriniais.
Isa 61:10 I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.
Mk 1:17 Jėzus tarė: "Eikite paskui mane! Aš padarysiu jus žmonių žvejais. "
Mar 1:17 And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
Ps 64:6 Jie sumano nedorą kėsląir slepia savo sumanytą niekšybę; žmogus ­ gelmė, o jo širdis ­ bedugnė.
Ps 64:6 They search out iniquities; they accomplish a diligent search: both the inward thought of every one of them, and the heart, is deep.
Pr 9:22 Chamas, Kanaano tėvas, pamatė savo tėvo nuogumą ir papasakojo savo dviem broliams lauke.
Ge 9:22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

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