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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 71:4 Mano Dieve, išvaduok mane iš nedorėlio rankų, iš neteisingo ir žiauraus žmogaus nagų.
Ps 71:4 Deliver me, O my God, out of the hand of the wicked, out of the hand of the unrighteous and cruel man.
Sk 21:33 Tada jie pasuko ir nuėjo keliu į Bašaną. Bašano karalius Ogas, jis ir visi jo žmonės, išėjo į mūšį su izraelitais prie Edrėjo.
Nu 21:33 And they turned and went up by the way of Bashan: and og the king of bashan went out against them, he, and all his people, to the battle at edrei.
Iš 30:25 Iš jų pagaminsi šventąjį aliejų patepimui, tarsi jis būtų kvepalų gamintojo sumaišytas. Jis bus šventas patepimo aliejus.
Ex 30:25 And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment compound after the art of the apothecary: it shall be an holy anointing oil.
Mt 11:28 Ateikite pas mane visi, kurie vargstate ir esate prislėgti; aš jus atgaivinsiu!
Mat 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Iš 11:9 Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Faraonas jūsų nepaklausys, idant mano nuostabieji darbai būtų gausūs Egipto žemėje. "
Ex 11:9 And the LORD said unto Moses, Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you; that my wonders may be multiplied in the land of Egypt.
Ezd 7:3 sūnaus Amarijos, sūnaus Azarijos, sūnaus Merajoto,
Ezr 7:3 The son of Amariah, the son of Azariah, the son of Meraioth,
Sk 22:20 Tą naktį Dievas atėjo pas Bileamą ir tarė jam: "Jei tie vyrai atėjo tavęs pasišaukti, kelkis ir eik su jais, bet daryk tik tai, ką sakysiu daryti. "
Nu 22:20 And God came unto Balaam at night, and said unto him, If the men come to call thee, rise up, and go with them; but yet the word which I shall say unto thee, that shalt thou do.
2Pt 3:14 Todėl, mylimieji, šito laukdami, stenkitės, kad jo akivaizdoje būtumėte rasti nesutepti, nepeiktini ir taikingi.
2P 3:14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
Ps 69:22 Tebūna jų pačių stalas jiems spąstai, pinklės jų bendrams.
Ps 69:22 Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Job 8:14 Tik voratinklio siūlas ­ jo viltis, voratinklis ­ jo pasitikėjimas.
Job 8:14 Whose hope shall be cut off, and whose trust shall be a spider's web.
Iš 35:32 gaminti dirbinius iš aukso, sidabro bei vario,
Ex 35:32 And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass,
1Jn 1:2 Gyvenimas pasirodė, ir mes regėjome ir liudijame, ir skelbiame jums amžinąjį gyvenimą, kuris buvo pas Tėvą ir pasirodė mums.
1J 1:2 (For the life was manifested, and we have seen it, and bear witness, and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was manifested unto us;)
Gal 2:15 Mes gimimo žydai ir ne pagonių kilmės nusidėjėliai,
Ga 2:15 We who are Jews by nature, and not sinners of the Gentiles,
Ef 5:11 ir neprisidėkite prie nevaisingų tamsos darbų, o verčiau atskleiskite juos.
Ep 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
2Tim 3:4 išdavikai, pramuštgalviai, pasipūtėliai, labiau linkę į malonumus negu į Dievą,
2Ti 3:4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
Zch 5:2 ‘Ką matai? ’ ­ paklausė jis. Atsakiau: ‘Matau skraidantį ritinį! Jo ilgis dvidešimt uolekčių ir plotis dešimt uolekčių. ’
Zec 5:2 And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits.
Ez 16:43 Kadangi tu neatminei savo jaunystės dienų ir įerzinai mane visais šitais dalykais, aš ir sukroviau tavo darbus tau ant galvos, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­ Argi tu nesielgei ištvirkusiai, darydama visus savo bjauriuosius nusikaltimus?
Eze 16:43 Because thou hast not remembered the days of thy youth, but hast fretted me in all these things; behold, therefore I also will recompense thy way upon thine head, saith the Lord GOD: and thou shalt not commit this lewdness above all thine abominations.
Ps 82:1 Asafo psalmė. Dievas užima savo vietą dieviškojoje taryboje, dievų sueigoje jis teisia:
Ps 82:1 God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods.
Ps 73:12 Tad tokie yra nedorėliai, visuomet be rūpesčių kaupiantys turtus.
Ps 73:12 Behold, these are the ungodly, who prosper in the world; they increase in riches.
Job 41:27 Geležį jis laiko šiaudais, varį ­ sudūlėjusiu medžiu.
Job 41:27 He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.

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