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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 22:20 O kai buvo pralietas tavo liudytojo Stepono kraujas, aš ten stovėjau pritardamas ir sergėjau jo žudikų drabužius. ’
Ac 22:20 And when the blood of thy martyr Stephen was shed, I also was standing by, and consenting unto his death, and kept the raiment of them that slew him.
Sk 1:24 Gado palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai,
Nu 1:24 Of the children of Gad, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
Pr 16:10 nes, ­ kalbėjo toliau jai Viešpaties angelas, ­padarysiu tavo palikuonis tokius gausius, kad jie per daugumą bus nesuskaitomi. "
Ge 16:10 And the angel of the LORD said unto her, I will multiply thy seed exceedingly, that it shall not be numbered for multitude.
Sk 16:5 Jis kalbėjo Korachui ir visai jo draugei: "Rytoj rytą Viešpats parodys, kas jam priklauso, kas yra šventas ir kam bus leista prie jo artintis! Ką jis bus išsirinkęs, tam jis ir leis prie savęs artintis.
Nu 16:5 And he spake unto Korah and unto all his company, saying, Even to morrow the LORD will shew who are his, and who is holy; and will cause him to come near unto him: even him whom he hath chosen will he cause to come near unto him.
Jer 30:23 Žiūrėk! Viešpaties audra! Jo įniršis veržiasi viesulu, šėlstančiu viršum nedorėlių galvos.
Jer 30:23 Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.
Iz 11:10 Tą dieną Jesės šaknies, padarytos ženklu tautoms, ieškos pagonys, nes jos buveinė bus šlovinga.
Isa 11:10 And in that day there shall be a root of Jesse, which shall stand for an ensign of the people; to it shall the Gentiles seek: and his rest shall be glorious.
Pr 39:13 Pamačiusi, kad jis, palikęs savo drabužį jos rankoje, išbėgo laukan,
Ge 39:13 And it came to pass, when she saw that he had left his garment in her hand, and was fled forth,
Apd 1:12 Tuomet jie sugrįžo į Jeruzalę iš vadinamojo Alyvų kalno, buvusio netoliese ­ kiek leidžiama nueiti šabo dieną.
Ac 1:12 Then returned they unto Jerusalem from the mount called Olivet, which is from Jerusalem a sabbath day's journey.
2Sam 15:32 Dovydui pasiekus kalno viršūnę, kur būdavo garbinamas Dievas, Hušajas Archas atėjo jo pasitikti, persiplėšęs drabužį ir žemėmis apsibarstęs galvą.
2Sa 15:32 And it came to pass, that when David was come to the top of the mount, where he worshipped God, behold, Hushai the Archite came to meet him with his coat rent, and earth upon his head:
Iš 23:8 Neimsi kyšių, nes kyšiai apakina pareigūnus ir iškraipo teisiųjų reikalą.
Ex 23:8 And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous.
Kun 15:5 O kas paliestų jo guolį, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:5 And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Mt 22:4 Tuomet jis vėl siuntė kitus tarnus, liepdamas: ‘Sakykite pakviestiesiems: štai aš surengiau pokylį, mano jaučiai ir penimi veršiai papjauti, ir viskas surengta. Ateikite į vestuves! ’
Mat 22:4 Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
Job 31:19 jeigu mačiau ką nors mirštantį iš skurdoar nuskurdusį žmogų, neturintį kuo užsikloti,
Job 31:19 If I have seen any perish for want of clothing, or any poor without covering;
2Sam 13:37 O Abšalomas buvo pabėgęs. Jis pabėgo pas Gešūro karalių Amihūro sūnų Talmają. Dovydas ilgą laiką raudojo savo sūnaus.
2Sa 13:37 But Absalom fled, and went to Talmai, the son of Ammihud, king of Geshur. And David mourned for his son every day.
Jer 9:6 Smurtas ant smurto, apgaulė ant apgaulės; manęs pripažinti jie nenori", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 9:6 Thine habitation is in the midst of deceit; through deceit they refuse to know me, saith the LORD.
Iš 25:36 Galvutės ir jų šakos bus iš to paties gabalo, visos nukaltos iš gryno aukso.
Ex 25:36 Their knops and their branches shall be of the same: all it shall be one beaten work of pure gold.
1Kar 11:42 Jeruzalėje Saliamonas valdė visą Izraelį keturiasdešimt metų.
1Ki 11:42 And the time that Solomon reigned in Jerusalem over all Israel was forty years.
Jn 9:31 Žinome: Dievas nusidėjėlio neišklauso, bet jei kas yra pamaldus ir vykdo jo valią, tokį išklauso.
Jo 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
Iz 65:5 ‘Stovėk, kur stovi! ­ šaukia jie. ­Nedrįsk manęs paliesti! Tau esu per šventas! ’Šitokie dalykai aitrina mano pyktįkaip be perstojo degančią ugnį.
Isa 65:5 Which say, Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou. These are a smoke in my nose, a fire that burneth all the day.
Iz 41:27 Įvykiai, kadaise pranašauti Sionui, štai štai jau vyksta! Ir aš siunčiu Jeruzalei šauklį su džiugia naujiena.
Isa 41:27 The first shall say to Zion, Behold, behold them: and I will give to Jerusalem one that bringeth good tidings.

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