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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 38:23 drauge su Ahisamacho sūnumi Oholiabu iš Dano giminės, meistru, dailininku ir turinčiu įgūdžių siuvinėti ploną drobę mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonos spalvos siūlais.
Ex 38:23 And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen.
Gal 5:24 Kurie yra Kristaus Jėzaus, tie nukryžiavo savo kūnus su aistromis ir geismais.
Ga 5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
Job 23:7 Ten doras žmogus galėtų su juo svarstyti, ir mano Teisėjas amžinai išteisintų.
Job 23:7 There the righteous might dispute with him; so should I be delivered for ever from my judge.
Įst 25:9 jo brolio žmona prieis prie jo seniūnų akivaizdoje, numaus jam nuo kojos sandalą ir, spjovusi jam į veidą, tars: ‘Šitaip elgiamasi su vyru, kuris nestato savo broliui namų. ’
De 25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot, and spit in his face, and shall answer and say, So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house.
Koh 2:18 Matydamas, kad turiu palikti žmogui, ateinančiam po manęs, bodėjausi visais savo triūso vaisiais, kuriuos buvau sukaupęs po saule.
Ec 2:18 Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me.
2Sam 7:8 Be to, taip sakysi mano tarnui Dovydui: ‘Taip kalbėjo Galybių Viešpats. Aš paėmiau tave iš ganyklų, nuo avių kaimenės, būti mano tautos Izraelio valdovu;
2Sa 7:8 Now therefore so shalt thou say unto my servant David, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I took thee from the sheepcote, from following the sheep, to be ruler over my people, over Israel:
Dan 7:24 O dešimt ragų reiškia, kad iš šios karalystės iškils dešimt karalių, o po jų ateis dar vienas. Šis skirsis nuo ankstesniųjųir sumuš tris karalius.
Da 7:24 And the ten horns out of this kingdom are ten kings that shall arise: and another shall rise after them; and he shall be diverse from the first, and he shall subdue three kings.
Pr 28:3 Telaimina tave Dievas Visagalis, tepadaro tave vaisingą ir gausų, idant taptum tautų bendrija.
Ge 28:3 And God Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people;
Fil 1:4 visuomet, kiekvienoje maldoje, su džiaugsmu už jus visus besimelsdamas,
Phil 1:4 Always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy,
Iz 23:16 Imk arfą, valkiokis po miestą, kekše užmiršta! Gražiai skambink, išdainuok visas savo dainas, kad jie galėtų tave prisiminti.
Isa 23:16 Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
Žyd 9:22 Taip pat bemaž viskas pagal įstatymą apvaloma krauju, ir be kraujo praliejimo nėra atleidimo.
He 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
Mk 11:27 Jie vėl sugrįžta į Jeruzalę. Jėzui vaikščiojant po šventyklą, prie jo prieina aukštųjų kunigų, Rašto aiškintojų ir seniūnų ir klausia:
Mar 11:27 And they come again to Jerusalem: and as he was walking in the temple, there come to him the chief priests, and the scribes, and the elders,
Am 8:4 Išklausykite tai jūs, kurie mindote beturtįir žudote krašto vargšus!
Am 8:4 Hear this, O ye that swallow up the needy, even to make the poor of the land to fail,
2Kor 7:6 Bet Dievas, nuolankiųjų guodėjas, palinksmino mus Tito atvykimu.
2C 7:6 Nevertheless God, that comforteth those that are cast down, comforted us by the coming of Titus;
Apr 17:7 O angelas man tarė: "Ko stebiesi? Aš tau atskleisiu slėpinį moters ir ją nešančio žvėries, kuris turi septynias galvas ir dešimt ragų.
Re 17:7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
Mt 19:3 Tuomet pas jį atėjo fariziejų. Spęsdami pinkles, jie paklausė: "Ar galima vyrui dėl kokios nors priežasties atleisti žmoną? "
Mat 19:3 The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
2Kar 5:27 Todėl Naamano raupsai amžinai prilips tau ir tavo palikuonims. " Ir Gehazis nuėjo raupsuotas kaip sniegas.
2Ki 5:27 The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper as white as snow.
Lk 9:29 Besimeldžiant jo veido išvaizda pasikeitė, o drabužiai pasidarė skaisčiai balti.
Lu 9:29 And as he prayed, the fashion of his countenance was altered, and his raiment was white and glistering.
Apd 15:34 Silas nusprendė ten pasilikti, todėl Judas vienas grįžo į Jeruzalę.
Ac 15:34 Notwithstanding it pleased Silas to abide there still.
Įst 4:46 Užjordanėje, slėnyje priešais Bet Peorą, krašte amoritų karaliaus Sihono, viešpatavusio Hešbone, kurį Mozė ir izraelitai, išėję iš Egipto, nugalėjo.
De 4:46 On this side Jordan, in the valley over against Bethpeor, in the land of Sihon king of the Amorites, who dwelt at Heshbon, whom Moses and the children of Israel smote, after they were come forth out of Egypt:

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