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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 20:31 O šitie surašyti, kad tikėtumėte, jog Jėzus yra Mesijas, Dievo Sūnus, ir tikėdami turėtumėte gyvenimą per jo vardą.
Jo 20:31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.
Joz 18:25 taip pat Gibeonas, Rama, Beerotai,
Jos 18:25 Gibeon, and Ramah, and Beeroth,
Iz 53:10 Bet Viešpats norėjo, kad jis kentėtų negalią. Atidavęs save kaip atnašą už kaltę, jis matys palikuonis ir gyvens ilgą laiką. Per jį klestės Viešpaties užmojis.
Isa 53:10 Yet it pleased the LORD to bruise him; he hath put him to grief: when thou shalt make his soul an offering for sin, he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in his hand.
Žyd 13:5 Gyvenkite be godumo pinigams, būkite patenkinti tuo, ką turite, nes Dievas yra pasakęs: Niekada aš tavęs nepamesiu ir neapleisiu.
He 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
Įst 23:16 Jis gyvens su tavimi bet kurioje vietoje, kurią išsirinks tarp jūsų kuriame nors mieste, kur tik jam patiks. Tu neturi jo skriausti.
De 23:16 He shall dwell with thee, even among you, in that place which he shall choose in one of thy gates, where it liketh him best: thou shalt not oppress him.
Jer 5:25 Jūsų kaltės suardė šią seką, jūsų nuodėmės nukreipė jus nuo kelio į palaimą.
Jer 5:25 Your iniquities have turned away these things, and your sins have withholden good things from you.
1Krn 10:7 Pamatę, kad izraelitai pabėgo, o Saulius bei jo sūnūs žuvę, palikę savo miestus, pabėgo ir visi Izraelio vyrai, buvę slėnyje. Tada filistinai atėjo ir juose įsikūrė.
1Ch 10:7 And when all the men of Israel that were in the valley saw that they fled, and that Saul and his sons were dead, then they forsook their cities, and fled: and the Philistines came and dwelt in them.
Pat 5:19 žavia gazele, grakščia stirnaite! Jos krūtys tedžiugina tave visada, būk nuolat apsvaigęs jos meile.
Pr 5:19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
Am 5:26 Jūs nešėtės savo karalių Sikutą ir savo dievo žvaigždę Kijūną ­ stabus, kuriuos pasidarėte.
Am 5:26 But ye have borne the tabernacle of your Moloch and Chiun your images, the star of your god, which ye made to yourselves.
Mt 3:14 Jonas jį atkalbinėjo: "Tai aš turėčiau būti tavo pakrikštytas, o tu ateini pas mane! "
Mat 3:14 But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?
2Kar 23:15 Be to, jis išardė Betelio aukurą ­ aukštumų alką, pastatytą Nebato sūnaus Jeroboamo, įtraukusio Izraelį į nuodėmę: ir tą aukurą, ir tą aukštumų vietą. Jis sudegino tą aukštumų alką, pavertė jį dulkėmis; sudegino ir šventąjį stulpą.
2Ki 23:15 Moreover the altar that was at Bethel, and the high place which Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin, had made, both that altar and the high place he brake down, and burned the high place, and stamped it small to powder, and burned the grove.
Job 14:11 Kaip vanduo išgaruoja iš ežero, kaip upė nusenka ir išdžiūsta,
Job 14:11 As the waters fail from the sea, and the flood decayeth and drieth up:
Rom 10:1 Broliai, mano širdies troškimas ir mano malda Dievui yra už juos ­ jų išgelbėjimui.
Ro 10:1 Brethren, my heart's desire and prayer to God for Israel is, that they might be saved.
Mt 19:7 Tada jie klausė: "O kodėl Mozė liepė duoti skyrybų raštą, atleidžiant žmoną? "
Mat 19:7 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
Pr 35:28 Izaokas buvo šimto aštuoniasdešimt metų,
Ge 35:28 And the days of Isaac were an hundred and fourscore years.
Zch 9:9 Didžiai džiūgauk, Siono dukterie, garsiai krykštauk, dukterie Jeruzale! Štai pas tave ateina tavo Karalius, jis išaukštintas ir pergalingas, jis nuolankus ir joja ant asilo, ant asiliuko, asilės jauniklio.
Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.
Gg 5:5 Atsikėliau atidaryti savo mylimajam, lašant nuo rankų mirai, varvant nuo pirštų geriausiai miraiant velkės rankenos.
SS 5:5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.
Jer 32:7 ‘Žiūrėk! Tavo dėdės Šalumo sūnus Hanamelis ateis pas tave su prašymu: ‘Nusipirk mano lauką Anatote, nes turi giminaičio teisę jį atpirkti. ’"
Jer 32:7 Behold, Hanameel the son of Shallum thine uncle shall come unto thee saying, Buy thee my field that is in Anathoth: for the right of redemption is thine to buy it.
Lk 10:33 O vienas pakeleivis samarietis, užtikęs jį, pasigailėjo.
Lu 10:33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
Pat 4:17 Nedorumas ­ jų valgoma duona, smurtas ­ jų geriamas vynas.
Pr 4:17 For they eat the bread of wickedness, and drink the wine of violence.

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