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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 2:5 Pereco sūnūs: Hecronas ir Hamulas.
1Ch 2:5 The sons of Pharez; Hezron, and Hamul.
Apr 21:17 Jis išmatavo jo mūrą ir rado šimtą keturiasdešimt uolekčių žmonių mastu, kurį vartojo ir angelas.
Re 21:17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.
Rom 9:6 Netiesa, kad gali neišsipildyti Dievo žodis. Ne visi, kilę iš Izraelio, priklauso Izraeliui.
Ro 9:6 Not as though the word of God hath taken none effect. For they are not all Israel, which are of Israel:
Apd 14:27 Sugrįžę jie sušaukė Bažnyčią ir apsakė, kokius didžius darbus nuveikęs Dievas per juos ir kaip atvėręs pagonims tikėjimo vartus.
Ac 14:27 And when they were come, and had gathered the church together, they rehearsed all that God had done with them, and how he had opened the door of faith unto the Gentiles.
2Sam 22:8 Tada sujudo ir sudrebėjo žemė, virpėjo dangaus pamatai irsvirduliavo, nes jį apėmė pyktis.
2Sa 22:8 Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations of heaven moved and shook, because he was wroth.
Sk 21:12 Pakilę iš ten, jie statėsi palapines Zeredo tarpeklyje.
Nu 21:12 From thence they removed, and pitched in the valley of Zared.
Ps 26:11 O aš darau, kas dora; atpirk mane ir pasigailėk manęs.
Ps 26:11 But as for me, I will walk in mine integrity: redeem me, and be merciful unto me.
Mk 5:19 bet Jėzus nesutiko ir pasakė: "Eik namo pas saviškius ir papasakok, kokių nuostabių dalykų Viešpats tau padarė ir kaip tavęs pasigailėjo. "
Mar 5:19 Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee.
Ps 99:7 Jis kalbėjo jiems iš debesies stulpo; jie laikėsi jo įsakų ir duotų įstatų.
Ps 99:7 He spake unto them in the cloudy pillar: they kept his testimonies, and the ordinance that he gave them.
Sk 5:20 Bet jei tu nuklydai, būdama savo vyro žmona, jei suteršei save, ir kitas žmogus, o ne tavo vyras, turėjo lytinių santykių su tavimi, ­
Nu 5:20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:
Pat 9:7 Kas sudraudžia pašaipūną, tas būna išplūstamas, kas išbara nedorą žmogų, tas nukenčia.
Pr 9:7 He that reproveth a scorner getteth to himself shame: and he that rebuketh a wicked man getteth himself a blot.
Ps 85:9 Tikrai jo išgelbėjimas ranka pasiekiamas tiems, kurie jo pagarbiai bijo, kad jo šlovė pasiliktų mūsų krašte.
Ps 85:9 Surely his salvation is nigh them that fear him; that glory may dwell in our land.
Iš 4:28 Mozė apsakė Aaronui visa, ką Viešpats siųsdamas jį buvo pasakęs, ir visus jam pavestus ženklus.
Ex 4:28 And Moses told Aaron all the words of the LORD who had sent him, and all the signs which he had commanded him.
Mt 24:24 Atsiras netikrų mesijų ir netikrų pranašų, ir jie darys didelių ženklų bei stebuklų, mėgindami suklaidinti, jei tai įmanoma, net išrinktuosius.
Mat 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Ez 11:8 Jūs bijojote kalavijo, tad aš atvesiu jums kalaviją, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 11:8 Ye have feared the sword; and I will bring a sword upon you, saith the Lord GOD.
2Tes 1:9 Jiems teks kentėti amžiną pragaištį, atstumtiems nuo Viešpaties veido ir nuo jo šlovingos galybės,
2Th 1:9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
Apd 27:26 Mus išmes į kokią nors salą. "
Ac 27:26 Howbeit we must be cast upon a certain island.
1Kar 22:36 Saulei leidžiantis, stovykloje pasigirdo: "Kiekvienas į savo miestą! Kiekvienas į savo kraštą! "
1Ki 22:36 And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun, saying, Every man to his city, and every man to his own country.
Žyd 1:9 Tu pamilai teisumą ir nekentei nedorybės, todėl patepė tave Dievas, o Dieve , džiaugsmo aliejumigausiau negu tavo bičiulius.
He 1:9 Thou hast loved righteousness, and hated iniquity; therefore God, even thy God, hath anointed thee with the oil of gladness above thy fellows.
Jn 4:22 Jūs garbinate, ko nepažįstate, o mes garbiname, ką pažįstame, nes išganymas ateina iš žydų.
Jo 4:22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.

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