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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 30:5 Jo įniršis tęsiasi tik akimirką, o gerumas ­ visą gyvenimą. Ašaros gali lietis visą naktį, bet džiaugsmas ateina su aušra.
Ps 30:5 For his anger endureth but a moment; in his favour is life: weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
2Kar 5:23 "Prašau paimti du talentus! " ­ tarė Naamanas ir įtikinėjo jį. Įvyniojęs du sidabro talentus į du maišus kartu su dviem drabužių pamainomis, jis padavė juos nešti dviem savo tarnams. Jie nešė juos, eidami pirma Gehazio.
2Ki 5:23 And Naaman said, Be content, take two talents. And he urged him, and bound two talents of silver in two bags, with two changes of garments, and laid them upon two of his servants; and they bare them before him.
Iz 14:9 Šeolas po žeme ruošiasi tave priimti, žadina visų žemės valdovų šešėlius tave pasveikintiir kelia iš sostų visų tautų karalius.
Isa 14:9 Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, even all the chief ones of the earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations.
Pat 15:20 Išmintingas vaikas padaro savo tėvą laimingą, o kvailas žemina savo motiną.
Pr 15:20 A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man despiseth his mother.
Ez 19:8 Susibūrė prieš jį tautosiš visų šalių aplinkui, užmetė ant jo tinklą, ­ir jis buvo pagautas jų duobėje.
Eze 19:8 Then the nations set against him on every side from the provinces, and spread their net over him: he was taken in their pit.
Ez 19:12 Bet jis buvo išrautas su įniršiuir numestas ant žemės: rytys jį nudžiovino, jo vaisius buvo nuskintas, o tvirtasis kamienas išdžiūvo, ir ugnis jį surijo.
Eze 19:12 But she was plucked up in fury, she was cast down to the ground, and the east wind dried up her fruit: her strong rods were broken and withered; the fire consumed them.
Ts 13:22 Manoachas ir tarė savo žmonai: "Mes tikrai mirsime, nes matėme Dievą! "
Judg 13:22 And Manoah said unto his wife, We shall surely die, because we have seen God.
Ezd 4:1 Išgirdę, kad sugrįžę tremtiniai stato Viešpačiui, Izraelio Dievui, šventyklą, Judo ir Benjamino priešai
Ezr 4:1 Now when the adversaries of Judah and Benjamin heard that the children of the captivity builded the temple unto the LORD God of Israel;
Mch 5:13 atimsiu iš tavęs tavo stabusir šventuosius akmenis, ir tu nebesilenksi daugiau savo rankų dirbiniams;
Mic 5:13 Thy graven images also will I cut off, and thy standing images out of the midst of thee; and thou shalt no more worship the work of thine hands.
Žyd 9:15 Ir todėl jis yra naujosios Sandoros tarpininkas, kad, įvykus mirčiai, kuria jis atpirko pirmojoje Sandoroje padarytus nusižengimus, pašauktieji gautų žadėtą amžinąjį paveldą.
He 9:15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
2Kor 5:9 Štai kodėl, ar būdami namie, ar svetur, mes laikome sau garbe jam patikti.
2C 5:9 Wherefore we labour, that, whether present or absent, we may be accepted of him.
Kun 2:7 Jei tavo javų atnaša yra atnaša puode, ji bus paruošta iš geriausių miltų aliejuje.
Le 2:7 And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in the fryingpan, it shall be made of fine flour with oil.
Jok 1:16 Nesiduokite suklaidinami, mano mylimi broliai!
Ja 1:16 Do not err, my beloved brethren.
Job 20:8 Kaip sapnas išnyks nedorėlis, ir jo neberasi, jis bus nuvytas kaip nakties regėjimas.
Job 20:8 He shall fly away as a dream, and shall not be found: yea, he shall be chased away as a vision of the night.
Job 13:9 Argi išeis jums į gera, kai būsite ištirti? Nejau galite jį apgauti, kaip žmogus apgauna žmogų?
Job 13:9 Is it good that he should search you out? or as one man mocketh another, do ye so mock him?
Ts 9:35 Ebedo sūnui Gaalui išėjus ir atsistojus prie miesto vartų, Abimelechas ir jo pajėgos pakilo iš pasalų.
Judg 9:35 And Gaal the son of Ebed went out, and stood in the entering of the gate of the city: and Abimelech rose up, and the people that were with him, from lying in wait.
Jn 4:46 Jis vėl atėjo į Galilėjos Kaną, kur buvo pavertęs vandenį vynu. O Kafarnaume buvo vienas karaliaus valdininkas, kurio sūnus sirgo.
Jo 4:46 So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at Capernaum.
Lk 24:52 Jie pagarbino jį, paskui, didelio džiaugsmo kupini, sugrįžo į Jeruzalę.
Lu 24:52 And they worshipped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy:
Lk 18:10 "Du žmonės atėjo į šventyklą melstis. Vienas buvo fariziejus, o kitas muitininkas.
Lu 18:10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
Oz 4:7 Juo daugiau jų buvo, juo labiau jie man nusidėjo, išmainė savo garbę į gėdą.
Ho 4:7 As they were increased, so they sinned against me: therefore will I change their glory into shame.

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