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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 8:5 Pilypas nuvyko į Samarijos miestą ir ėmė skelbti gyventojams Mesiją.
Ac 8:5 Then Philip went down to the city of Samaria, and preached Christ unto them.
Ez 11:19 Duosiu jiems kitą širdį ir įliesiu jiems naują dvasią, išimsiu iš jų kūno akmens širdį ir duosiu jiems jautrią,
Eze 11:19 And I will give them one heart, and I will put a new spirit within you; and I will take the stony heart out of their flesh, and will give them an heart of flesh:
Mt 1:18 Jėzaus Kristaus gimimas buvo toksai. Jo motina Marija buvo susižadėjusi su Juozapu; dar nepradėjus jiems kartu gyventi, Šventosios Dvasios veikimu ji tapo nėščia.
Mat 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
1Jn 2:13 Rašau jums, tėvai: jūs pažįstate tą, kuris yra nuo pradžios. Ir jums, jaunuoliai, rašau: jūs nugalėjote piktąjį.
1J 2:13 I write unto you, fathers, because ye have known him that is from the beginning. I write unto you, young men, because ye have overcome the wicked one. I write unto you, little children, because ye have known the Father.
Ez 45:17 Vado pareiga bus rūpintis deginamosiomis atnašomis, javų atnašomis ir liejamosiomis atnašomis per šventes, jaunaties dienas ir šabus, per visas Izraelio namų iškilmes. Jis pasirūpins atnašomis už nuodėmę, javų atnašomis, deginamosiomis atnašomis ir bendravimo aukomis permaldavimui už Izraelio namus. "
Eze 45:17 And it shall be the prince's part to give burnt offerings, and meat offerings, and drink offerings, in the feasts, and in the new moons, and in the sabbaths, in all solemnities of the house of Israel: he shall prepare the sin offering, and the meat offering, and the burnt offering, and the peace offerings, to make reconciliation for the house of Israel.
2Sam 13:7 Dovydas pasiuntė žodį Tamarai į rūmus, tardamas: "Nueik į savo brolio Amnono namus ir pataisyk jam valgyti. "
2Sa 13:7 Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat.
Apd 15:41 Jis leidosi per Siriją ir Kilikiją, stiprindamas Bažnyčias.
Ac 15:41 And he went through Syria and Cilicia, confirming the churches.
Dan 2:2 Karalius įsakė sušaukti magus, kerėtojus, raganius ir chaldėjus, kad jie pasakytų karaliui, ką šis buvo susapnavęs. Kai jie atėjo ir stovėjo karaliaus akivaizdoje,
Da 2:2 Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to shew the king his dreams. So they came and stood before the king.
Ef 1:4 mus išsirinkdamas jameprieš pasaulio sutvėrimą, kad būtume šventi ir nesutepti jo akivaizdoje. Iš meilės,
Ep 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
2Kar 10:16 "Eikš su manimi, ­ tarė jis, ­ ir žiūrėk, koks aš uolus Viešpačiui. " Ir pasisodino jį savo vežime.
2Ki 10:16 And he said, Come with me, and see my zeal for the LORD. So they made him ride in his chariot.
Apr 1:5 ir nuo Jėzaus Kristaus, ištikimojo liudytojo, mirusiųjų pirmagimio, žemės karalių valdovo. Tam, kuris mus myli ir nuplovė savo krauju mūsų nuodėmes ,
Re 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
Zch 5:10 Tuomet pakla´usiau su manimi kalbėjusį angelą: ‘Kur gi jos neša tą krepšį? ’
Zec 5:10 Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah?
Lk 24:38 O jis paklausė: "Ko taip išsigandote, kodėl jūsų širdyse gimsta dvejonės?
Lu 24:38 And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts?
Ez 26:14 Paversiu tave plika uola, tu tapsi vieta tinklams džiovinti. Daugiau niekada nebūsi atstatytas, nes aš, Viešpats, pasakiau", ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 26:14 And I will make thee like the top of a rock: thou shalt be a place to spread nets upon; thou shalt be built no more: for I the LORD have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.
1Sam 16:11 Samuelis paklausė Jesės: "Ar tai visi tavo vaikinai? " ­ "Dar liko jauniausias. Matai, jis gano avis! " ­ atsakė. Samuelis tarė Jesei: "Pasiųsk ką nors jį atvesti, nes mes nesėsime valgyti, kol jis čia neateis. "
1Sa 16:11 And Samuel said unto Jesse, Are here all thy children? And he said, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, behold, he keepeth the sheep. And Samuel said unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: for we will not sit down till he come hither.
Apd 18:11 Taigi jis ten pasiliko metus ir šešis mėnesius, skelbdamas jiems Dievo žodį.
Ac 18:11 And he continued there a year and six months, teaching the word of God among them.
Iš 9:9 Jos pavirs dulkelėmis virš Egipto žemės ir sukels pūliuojančias votis žmonėms ir gyvuliams visoje Egipto žemėje. "
Ex 9:9 And it shall become small dust in all the land of Egypt, and shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast, throughout all the land of Egypt.
Ts 13:6 Moteris atėjo pas vyrą ir papasakojo: "Dievo vyras buvo atėjęs pas mane. Jo išvaizda buvo tarsi išvaizda Dievo angelo, kelianti nepaprastą baimę. Aš neklausiau, iš kur jis atėjo, o jis savo vardo man nepasisakė.
Judg 13:6 Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came unto me, and his countenance was like the countenance of an angel of God, very terrible: but I asked him not whence he was, neither told he me his name:
Ps 42:9 Sakau Dievui, savo Uolai: "Kodėl užmiršai mane? Kodėl, priešų engiamas, turiu liūdnas klajoti? "
Ps 42:9 I will say unto God my rock, Why hast thou forgotten me? why go I mourning because of the oppression of the enemy?
Ps 34:14 ס Venk pikta ir daryk gera, siek taikos iš visos širdies.
Ps 34:14 Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

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