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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 9:12 Tikėk manimi, jis atima, bet kas gali jam uždrausti? Niekas negali jo klausti: ‘Ką tu darai? ’
Job 9:12 Behold, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou?
Mt 24:32 Pasimokykite iš palyginimo su figmedžiu: kai jo šaka suminkštėja ir sprogsta lapai, jūs žinote, jog artinasi vasara.
Mat 24:32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
Iš 30:9 Ant jo neatnašaukite kitokių smilkalų nei deginamosios aukos, nei valgio atnašų; neliekite ant jo nei liejamųjų atnašų.
Ex 30:9 Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink offering thereon.
Kun 15:27 O kas paliestų tuos daiktus, bus nešvarus, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Iz 1:3 Jautis pažįsta savo savininką, ir asilas ­ savo šeimininko ėdžias; tik Izraelis nežino, mano tauta nesupranta. "
Isa 1:3 The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib: but Israel doth not know, my people doth not consider.
Mk 10:51 Jėzus prabilo į jį: "Ko nori, kad tau padaryčiau?" Neregys atsakė: "Rabuni , kad praregėčiau!"
Mar 10:51 And Jesus answered and said unto him, What wilt thou that I should do unto thee? The blind man said unto him, Lord, that I might receive my sight.
2Krn 5:5 Jie nešė Skrynią, Susitikimo Palapinę ir visus Padangtėje buvusius šventuosius reikmenis; nešė juos levitai kunigai.
2Ch 5:5 And they brought up the ark, and the tabernacle of the congregation, and all the holy vessels that were in the tabernacle, these did the priests and the Levites bring up.
Jer 37:15 Didžiūnai, įtūžę ant Jeremijo, įsakė jį nuplakti ir įkalinti raštininko Jehonatano namuose, kuriuos buvo pavertę kalėjimu.
Jer 37:15 Wherefore the princes were wroth with Jeremiah, and smote him, and put him in prison in the house of Jonathan the scribe: for they had made that the prison.
Ez 27:35 Baisisi tavimivisi pamarių gyventojai; siaubas apėmė jų karalius, ištįso jiems veidai.
Eze 27:35 All the inhabitants of the isles shall be astonished at thee, and their kings shall be sore afraid, they shall be troubled in their countenance.
Mt 19:23 Tada Jėzus tarė savo mokiniams: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: turtuoliui nelengva patekti į dangaus karalystę.
Mat 19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Mt 4:11 Tuomet velnias nuo jo atsitraukė; štai angelai prisiartino ir jam tarnavo.
Mat 4:11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.
Iš 12:15 Septynias dienas valgysite neraugintą duoną; jau pirmą dieną pašalinsite raugą iš savo namų, nes kas valgys raugintą duoną nuo pirmos iki septintos dienos, bus atkirstas nuo Izraelio.
Ex 12:15 Seven days shall ye eat unleavened bread; even the first day ye shall put away leaven out of your houses: for whosoever eateth leavened bread from the first day until the seventh day, that soul shall be cut off from Israel.
2Sam 19:18 kad keliantis per upę padėtų karaliaus šeimynai, pasiruošęs jam patarnauti. Geros sūnus Šimis puolė ant kelių prieš karalių, kai šis rengėsi pereiti Jordaną.
2Sa 19:18 And there went over a ferry boat to carry over the king's household, and to do what he thought good. And Shimei the son of Gera fell down before the king, as he was come over Jordan;
1Krn 24:29 Iš Kišo ­ Kišo sūnus Jerachmeelis.
1Ch 24:29 Concerning Kish: the son of Kish was Jerahmeel.
Ezd 8:6 iš Adino palikuonių ­ Jehonatano sūnus Ebedas ir su juo penkiasdešimt vyrų;
Ezr 8:6 Of the sons also of Adin; Ebed the son of Jonathan, and with him fifty males.
Įst 8:3 Jis darė tave nuolankų, leisdamas tau paalkti, paskui maitindamas tave mana, kurios nei jūs, nei jūsų protėviai nežinojote, idant tave pamokytų, kad žmogus gyvas ne vien duona, bet gyvena kiekvienu žodžiu, išeinančiu iš Viešpaties lūpų.
De 8:3 And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.
2Sam 3:14 Dovydas išsiuntė pasiuntinius ir pas Sauliaus sūnų Išbošetą, tardamas: "Atiduok man mano žmoną Mikalę, už kurią aš sumokėjau nuotakos kainą ­ šimtą filistinų apyvarpio odų. "
2Sa 3:14 And David sent messengers to Ishbosheth Saul's son, saying, Deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for an hundred foreskins of the Philistines.
2Krn 14:12 Viešpats nugalėjo kušitus, išsirikiavusius prieš Asą ir Judą. Kušitai bėgo.
2Ch 14:12 So the LORD smote the Ethiopians before Asa, and before Judah; and the Ethiopians fled.
Jer 5:31 pranašai pranašaudami meluoja, kunigai valdo, kaip pranašai liepia, o mano tauta tai mėgsta! Bet ką darysite, kai ateis galas? ’
Jer 5:31 The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
Ez 5:4 Iš šitų vėl šiek tiek paėmęs, mesk į ugnį ir sudegink juos. Nuo jų ugnis persimes į visus Izraelio namus. "
Eze 5:4 Then take of them again, and cast them into the midst of the fire, and burn them in the fire; for thereof shall a fire come forth into all the house of Israel.

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