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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 14:51 Tik vienas jaunuolis sekė iš paskos, susisupęs vien į drobulę. Jie čiupo jį,
Mar 14:51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:
Įst 1:26 Tačiau eiti jūs atsisakėte. Jūs maištavote prieš Viešpaties, savo Dievo, įsakymą.
De 1:26 Notwithstanding ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God:
Iz 29:10 Gilaus snaudulio dvasią Viešpats išliejo ant jūsų. Jis aptemdė jūsų akis ­ pranašusir jūsų galvas ­ regėtojus.
Isa 29:10 For the LORD hath poured out upon you the spirit of deep sleep, and hath closed your eyes: the prophets and your rulers, the seers hath he covered.
2Krn 11:12 Visuose miestuose jis įrengė didelius skydų bei iečių sandėlius ir nepaprastai juos įtvirtino. Taip Judas ir Benjaminas liko jo valdžioje.
2Ch 11:12 And in every several city he put shields and spears, and made them exceeding strong, having Judah and Benjamin on his side.
Sk 26:34 Tokios tat yra Manaso kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo penkiasdešimt du tūkstančiai septyni šimtai.
Nu 26:34 These are the families of Manasseh, and those that were numbered of them, fifty and two thousand and seven hundred.
Kun 5:2 arba paliesdamas ką nors nešvaraus, nors to ir nesuvokdamas, ­ ar tai būtų lavonas nešvaraus žvėries, ar nešvaraus galvijo, ar nešvaraus roplio ­ jis tampa nešvarus ir užsitraukia kaltę,
Le 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.
Rom 8:39 nei aukštumos, nei gelmės, nei jokie kiti kūriniai negalės mūsų atskirti nuo Dievo meilės, kuri yra mūsų Viešpatyje Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ro 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Ts 18:18 Aniems vyrams įėjus į Michėjo namus ir paėmus liedintą pasidabruotą statulą, efodą ir terafimus, kunigas tarė jiems: "Ką jūs darote? "
Judg 18:18 And these went into Micah's house, and fetched the carved image, the ephod, and the teraphim, and the molten image. Then said the priest unto them, What do ye?
Mk 9:45 Ir jei tavoji koja veda tave į nuodėmę, nusikirsk ją, nes tau geriau luošam įžengti į gyvenimą, negu su abiem kojom būti įmestam į pragarą.
Mar 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Ez 23:23 babiloniečius ir visus chaldėjus, Pekodą, Šoją ir Koją, o drauge su jais visus asirus, šaunius jaunus vyrus, visus valdytojus ir pareigūnus, dvariškius ir kariautojus, visus raitus ant žirgų.
Eze 23:23 The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.
2Kor 9:4 Jei kartais makedoniečiai atvyktų kartu su manimi, tegul neužklumpa jūsų nepasiruošusių ir tegul netenka dėl tokio įsitikėjimo raudonuoti mums, ką ir kalbėti apie jus.
2C 9:4 Lest haply if they of Macedonia come with me, and find you unprepared, we (that we say not, ye) should be ashamed in this same confident boasting.
Iz 45:10 Vargas kūdikiui, kuris sako tėvui: ‘Ką gimti tu pašauki? ’arba motinai: ‘Ką tu gimdai? ’"
Isa 45:10 Woe unto him that saith unto his father, What begettest thou? or to the woman, What hast thou brought forth?
Mk 5:2 Jam išlipus iš valties, tuojau priešais iš kapinių atbėgo netyrosios dvasios apsėstas vyras.
Mar 5:2 And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,
Ps 124:4 potvynis būtų mus nunešęs, vandenys būtų mus užlieję,
Ps 124:4 Then the waters had overwhelmed us, the stream had gone over our soul:
Hab 3:18 aš džiaugsiuosi Viešpatyje, džiūgausiu Dieve, kuris mane išgano.
Hab 3:18 Yet I will rejoice in the LORD, I will joy in the God of my salvation.
Job 38:7 kai drauge giedojo rytmetinės žvaigždėsir visos dangiškosios būtybės šaukė iš džiaugsmo?
Job 38:7 When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?
Ez 31:16 Sviesdamas jį į Šeolą drauge su žengiančiais į kapą, jo kritimo trenksmu sudrebinau tautas. Visi Edeno medžiai, rinktiniai ir geriausi Libano medžiai, visi, kurie buvo gausiai drėkinami, buvo paguosti požemio pasaulyje.
Eze 31:16 I made the nations to shake at the sound of his fall, when I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit: and all the trees of Eden, the choice and best of Lebanon, all that drink water, shall be comforted in the nether parts of the earth.
2Tim 2:13 bet jeigu ir tapsime neištikimi, tai jis lieka ištikimas, nes savęs jis negali išsiginti.
2Ti 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.
Lk 6:38 Duokite, ir jums bus duota; saikas geras, prikimštas, sukratytas ir su kaupu bus atiduotas jums į užantį. Kokiu saiku seikite, tokiu jums bus atseikėta. "
Lu 6:38 Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
Jer 28:7 Bet dabar atidžiai klausykis, ką pasakysiu tau ir visiems žmonėms.
Jer 28:7 Nevertheless hear thou now this word that I speak in thine ears, and in the ears of all the people;

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