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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 11:3 "Tu nuėjai pas neapipjaustytus vyrus ir su jais valgei! "
Ac 11:3 Saying, Thou wentest in to men uncircumcised, and didst eat with them.
Iš 12:34 Taigi žmonės nešėsi ant pečių dar neraugintą tešlą, minkymo dubenis, įvyniotus apsiaustuose.
Ex 12:34 And the people took their dough before it was leavened, their kneadingtroughs being bound up in their clothes upon their shoulders.
Ps 116:1 Myliu Viešpatį, nes jis girdiir klausosi mano maldavimų.
Ps 116:1 I love the LORD, because he hath heard my voice and my supplications.
1Kor 4:6 Visa tai, broliai, jūsų labui pritaikiau Apolui ir sau, kad iš mūsų pavyzdžio įsidėmėtumėte taisyklę: "Nieko daugiau, negu parašyta" ir kad vienas dėl kito nesipūstumėte prieš kitus.
1C 4:6 And these things, brethren, I have in a figure transferred to myself and to Apollos for your sakes; that ye might learn in us not to think of men above that which is written, that no one of you be puffed up for one against another.
Job 31:26 ar žvelgiau į šviečiančią saulębei mėnulį, savo didybėje traukiantį padangėmis,
Job 31:26 If I beheld the sun when it shined, or the moon walking in brightness;
Sk 30:2 ‘Kai žmogus padaro įžadą Viešpačiui ar priesaika įsipareigoja įvykdyti pažadą, savo žodžio nelaužys. Jis įvykdys visa, kas išėjo iš jo lūpų.
Nu 30:2 If a man vow a vow unto the LORD, or swear an oath to bind his soul with a bond; he shall not break his word, he shall do according to all that proceedeth out of his mouth.
1Tes 5:7 Mat kas miega, miega naktį, ir kas pasigeria, pasigeria naktį.
1Th 5:7 For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.
Pat 11:18 Nedoras žmogus užsidirba apgaulingą užmokestį, o sėjantys teisumą gauna tikrą atlyginimą.
Pr 11:18 The wicked worketh a deceitful work: but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward.
Iz 10:20 Tą dieną Izraelio likutis ir Jokūbo namų bėgliai nebesikliaus ta tauta, kuri jų vos nesunaikino, bet sudės viltis į Viešpatį, Izraelio Šventąjį.
Isa 10:20 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the remnant of Israel, and such as are escaped of the house of Jacob, shall no more again stay upon him that smote them; but shall stay upon the LORD, the Holy One of Israel, in truth.
Jn 5:29 Kurie darė gera, prisikels gyventi, kurie darė bloga, prisikels stoti į teismą.
Jo 5:29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
Sk 1:6 iš Simeono ­ Cūrišadajo sūnus Šelumielis,
Nu 1:6 Of Simeon; Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
Zch 11:9 Tariau: ‘Aš nebūsiu jūsų piemeniu. Kuri turi mirti, tenumiršta, kuri turi būti sunaikinta, tebūna sunaikinta, o likusios teryja viena kitos kūną! ’
Zec 11:9 Then said I, I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another.
Pr 20:13 Kai Dievas išvedė mane iš tėvo namų toli klajoti, aš jai sakiau: ‘Prašyčiau tavęs padaryti man malonę: kad ir į kokią vietą nueitume, visur apie mane sakyk: jis mano brolis. ’"
Ge 20:13 And it came to pass, when God caused me to wander from my father's house, that I said unto her, This is thy kindness which thou shalt shew unto me; at every place whither we shall come, say of me, He is my brother.
Ps 21:12 Tu priversi juos bėgti savo lankais, nutaikytais jiems tiesiai į veidus.
Ps 21:12 Therefore shalt thou make them turn their back, when thou shalt make ready thine arrows upon thy strings against the face of them.
Pr 28:17 Drebulio krečiamas, jis sakė: "Kokia baugi ši vieta! Tai ne kas kita kaip Dievo namai ir dangaus vartai. "
Ge 28:17 And he was afraid, and said, How dreadful is this place! this is none other but the house of God, and this is the gate of heaven.
Kun 1:7 Kunigo Aarono sūnūs užkurs ant aukuro ugnį ir prikraus į ugnį malkų.
Le 1:7 And the sons of Aaron the priest shall put fire upon the altar, and lay the wood in order upon the fire:
Mk 5:32 Bet Jėzus tebesidairė tos, kuri taip buvo padariusi.
Mar 5:32 And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing.
Žyd 7:16 tapęs kunigu ne kūniško įstatymo įsakymu, bet nenykstamo gyvenimo galybe.
He 7:16 Who is made, not after the law of a carnal commandment, but after the power of an endless life.
Pr 22:2 "Paimk savo sūnų, ­ tęsė jis, ­ savo vienturtį sūnų Izaoką, kurį myli, nueik į Morijos kraštą ir paaukok jį kaip deginamąją auką ten viename kalne, kurį tau nurodysiu. "
Ge 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
1Krn 6:14 Azarijai ­ Seraja, Serajai ­ Jehocadakas;
1Ch 6:14 And Azariah begat Seraiah, and Seraiah begat Jehozadak,

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