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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 48:37 Taip! Kiekviena galva nuskusta ir kiekviena barzda nukirpta; ant kiekvienos rankos įsipjautos žaizdos, ant kiekvieno juosmens ašutinė.
Jer 48:37 For every head shall be bald, and every beard clipped: upon all the hands shall be cuttings, and upon the loins sackcloth.
1Tes 5:20 Neniekinkite pranašavimų!
1Th 5:20 Despise not prophesyings.
Pr 45:13 Turite papasakoti tėvui apie mano aukštą vietą Egipte ir apie visa, ką pamatėte. Bet skubinkitės ir atveskite čia tėvą. "
Ge 45:13 And ye shall tell my father of all my glory in Egypt, and of all that ye have seen; and ye shall haste and bring down my father hither.
Neh 7:48 Lebanos palikuonys, Hagabos palikuonys, Šalmajo palikuonys,
Ne 7:48 The children of Lebana, the children of Hagaba, the children of Shalmai,
1Krn 27:31 Visi jie buvo karaliaus Dovydo nuosavybės prižiūrėtojai.
1Ch 27:31 And over the flocks was Jaziz the Hagerite. All these were the rulers of the substance which was king David's.
Pat 16:1 Žmogus savo širdyje gali daug ką svarstyti, bet jo liežuvį valdo Viešpats.
Pr 16:1 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD.
Ps 30:11 Tu pavertei mano liūdesį džiugesiu, nuvilkai man ašutinę ir apjuosei džiaugsmu,
Ps 30:11 Thou hast turned for me my mourning into dancing: thou hast put off my sackcloth, and girded me with gladness;
Iz 33:2 Viešpatie, būk maloningas mums, nes tavimi viliamės! Būk kas rytą mus gelbstinti ranka, mūsų išgelbėjimas, atėjus pavojui!
Isa 33:2 O LORD, be gracious unto us; we have waited for thee: be thou their arm every morning, our salvation also in the time of trouble.
Iz 6:6 Tuomet vienas iš serafų priskrido prie manęs, laikydamas rankoje žėruojančią žariją, kurią buvo paėmęs žnyplėmis nuo aukuro.
Isa 6:6 Then flew one of the seraphims unto me, having a live coal in his hand, which he had taken with the tongs from off the altar:
Iz 43:10 "Jūs mano liudytojai, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­mano tarnai, kuriuos išsirinkau, idant žinotumėte, tikėtumėte maneir suprastumėte, jog aš tas pats. Nebuvo kito dievo prieš maneir nebus po manęs.
Isa 43:10 Ye are my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.
Jer 31:2 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Tauta, išlikusi nuo kalavijo, rado malonę dykumoje. "Kai Izraelis ieškojo ramybės,
Jer 31:2 Thus saith the LORD, The people which were left of the sword found grace in the wilderness; even Israel, when I went to cause him to rest.
Jer 24:2 Vienoje pintinėje figos buvo labai geros ­ ankstyvosios, o kitoje pintinėje ­ labai prastos, tokios prastos, kad jau nebevalgomos.
Jer 24:2 One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Jer 48:2 žuvo Moabo gyrius! Hešbone jie susimokė prieš jį: ‘Ateikite! Padarykime jam galą, kad nebebūtų tauta! ’Ir tu, Madmene, ir tu būsi nutildytas; kalavijas sėlins tau iš paskos.
Jer 48:2 There shall be no more praise of Moab: in Heshbon they have devised evil against it; come, and let us cut it off from being a nation. Also thou shalt be cut down, O Madmen; the sword shall pursue thee.
Pr 14:13 Bėglys atnešė žinią hebrajui Abromui, gyvenusiam prie amorito Mamrės, Eškolo ir Anero brolio, ąžuolų. Jie buvo Abromo sąjungininkai.
Ge 14:13 And there came one that had escaped, and told Abram the Hebrew; for he dwelt in the plain of Mamre the Amorite, brother of Eshcol, and brother of Aner: and these were confederate with Abram.
Ts 18:28 Nebuvo kas ateitų gelbėti, nes jie gyveno toli nuo Sidono ir neturėjo ryšių su jokia kita tauta. Tai buvo slėnis, priklausęs Bet Rehobui. Jie atstatė miestą ir įsikūrė jame.
Judg 18:28 And there was no deliverer, because it was far from Zidon, and they had no business with any man; and it was in the valley that lieth by Bethrehob. And they built a city, and dwelt therein.
Mt 24:2 O jis pasakė: "Ar matote visa tai? Iš tiesų sakau jums: čia neliks akmens ant akmens, viskas bus išgriauta. "
Mat 24:2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
2Kor 1:1 Paulius, Dievo valia Kristaus Jėzaus apaštalas, ir brolis Timotiejus ­ Dievo Bažnyčiai Korinte ir visiems šventiesiems, gyvenantiems visoje Achajoje.
2C 1:1 Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, and Timothy our brother, unto the church of God which is at Corinth, with all the saints which are in all Achaia:
Apd 26:9 Kitados ir aš maniau, kad mano pareiga visais būdais kovoti su Jėzaus Nazariečio vardu.
Ac 26:9 I verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many things contrary to the name of Jesus of Nazareth.
2Kar 11:5 "Štai ką jūs turite padaryti, ­ įsakė jiems. ­ Vienas trečdalis jūsų, baigiančių tarnybą šabo dieną, liks rūmų sargyboje,
2Ki 11:5 And he commanded them, saying, This is the thing that ye shall do; A third part of you that enter in on the sabbath shall even be keepers of the watch of the king's house;
Žyd 10:22 ateikime su tyra širdimi ir giliu tikėjimu, apvalę širdis nuo nešvarios sąžinės ir nuplovę kūną švariu vandeniu!
He 10:22 Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.

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