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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 36:14 daugiau neberysi žmonių ir nebeatimsi vaikų iš savo tautos, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 36:14 Therefore thou shalt devour men no more, neither bereave thy nations any more, saith the Lord GOD.
Ps 82:2 "Kiek ilgai jūs neteisingai teisiteir būsite šališki nedorėliams! Sela.
Ps 82:2 How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked? Selah.
Sk 16:36 Tada Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 16:36 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Ps 89:50 Atmink, Viešpatie, kaip iš tavo tarno tyčiojamasi, kaip aš nešiojuosi širdyje tautų užgaules,
Ps 89:50 Remember, Lord, the reproach of thy servants; how I do bear in my bosom the reproach of all the mighty people;
1Krn 3:22 Šechanijos sūnūs: Šemaja, Hatušas, Igalas, Bariachas, Nearija ir Šafatas, iš viso šeši.
1Ch 3:22 And the sons of Shechaniah; Shemaiah: and the sons of Shemaiah; Hattush, and Igeal, and Bariah, and Neariah, and Shaphat, six.
Apd 16:12 Iš čia atvykome į Filipus ­ pirmąjį šitos Makedonijos dalies miestą bei koloniją. Šiame mieste užtrukome kelias dienas.
Ac 16:12 And from thence to Philippi, which is the chief city of that part of Macedonia, and a colony: and we were in that city abiding certain days.
Job 18:15 Dabar bet kas gali gyventi jo palapinėje; siera išbarstoma tavo buveinėje.
Job 18:15 It shall dwell in his tabernacle, because it is none of his: brimstone shall be scattered upon his habitation.
Mk 12:16 Jie padavė. Jis ir klausia: "Kieno čia atvaizdas ir įrašas? " Jie atsakė: "Ciesoriaus. "
Mar 12:16 And they brought it. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? And they said unto him, Caesar's.
Pr 48:14 Bet Izraelis ištiesė dešinę ranką ir uždėjo ant galvos Efraimui, kuris buvo jaunesnis, o kairę ranką ­ ant galvos Manasui, sukryžiuodamas savo rankas, nors Manasas ir buvo pirmagimis.
Ge 48:14 And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.
Ps 73:27 Juk iš tikrųjų, kas atsitolina nuo tavęs, tas žūva; tu padarai galą tiems, kurie tau neištikimi.
Ps 73:27 For, lo, they that are far from thee shall perish: thou hast destroyed all them that go a whoring from thee.
Mal 2:7 Juk kunigo lūpos turi saugoti pažinimą, o žmonės turi ieškoti mokymo iš jo lūpų, nes jis ­ Galybių Viešpaties pasiuntinys.
Mal 2:7 For the priest's lips should keep knowledge, and they should seek the law at his mouth: for he is the messenger of the LORD of hosts.
Ps 77:11 Mąstau apie Viešpaties darbus; taip, atsimenu ankstesnius tavo stebuklus.
Ps 77:11 I will remember the works of the LORD: surely I will remember thy wonders of old.
Rut 1:14 Orpa atsisveikindama pabučiavo anytą, o Rūta liko prisirišusi prie jos.
Ru 1:14 And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and Orpah kissed her mother in law; but Ruth clave unto her.
Apr 19:18 ir leskite kūnus karalių, karo vadų, galiūnų, žirgų, raitelių, visų laisvųjų ir vergų, didelių ir mažų! "
Re 19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
Pat 31:29 ר "Daug sumanių moterų, bet tu viršiji jas visas! "
Pr 31:29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
Pat 3:27 Neatsisakyk padėti žmogui, kuriam reikia pagalbos, kai turi jėgų tai padaryti.
Pr 3:27 Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of thine hand to do it.
Mt 22:38 Tai didžiausias ir pirmasis įsakymas.
Mat 22:38 This is the first and great commandment.
Pat 21:30 Nėra nei išminties, nei supratimo, nėra nei patarimo prieš Viešpatį.
Pr 21:30 There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
Įst 23:9 Kai žygyje prieš savo priešus įsirengi stovyklą, susilaikyk nuo visko, kas nepadoru.
De 23:9 When the host goeth forth against thine enemies, then keep thee from every wicked thing.
Ez 16:40 Paskui jie atves minią, kad muštų tave akmenimis ir kapotų kalavijais.
Eze 16:40 They shall also bring up a company against thee, and they shall stone thee with stones, and thrust thee through with their swords.

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