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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 8:13 Ir, palikęs juos, jis vėl sėdo į valtį ir nuplaukė į kitą krantą.
Mar 8:13 And he left them, and entering into the ship again departed to the other side.
Mk 16:4 Bet, pažvelgusios iš arčiau, pamatė, kad akmuo nuristas. O buvo jis labai didelis.
Mar 16:4 And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.
Iz 48:17 Taip kalba Viešpats, tavo Atpirkėjas, Izraelio Šventasis: "Aš, Viešpats, tavo Dievas, mokau tave, kas tau naudinga, ir vedu tave keliu, kuriuo tau dera eiti.
Isa 48:17 Thus saith the LORD, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the LORD thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go.
Ez 9:7 Tuomet jis dar tarė jiems: "Užterškite Namus, pripildykite jų kiemus lavonų. Eikite! " Jie išėjo ir žudė mieste.
Eze 9:7 And he said unto them, Defile the house, and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city.
Rd 2:20 ר Pažvelk, Viešpatie, ir pasižiūrėk: su kuo esi taip pasielgęs? Nejaugi moterys turi valgyti savo vaisių, savo naujagimius kūdikius? Nejaugi kunigas ir pranašasturi būti užmušti Viešpaties Šventykloje?
La 2:20 Behold, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord?
2Kar 10:18 Tada Jehuvas, surinkęs visus žmones, tarė jiems: "Ahabas tarnavo Baalui tik šiek tiek, Jehuvas jam tarnaus kur kas daugiau.
2Ki 10:18 And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; but Jehu shall serve him much.
Job 17:12 Tokie žmonės sako, kad naktis ­ tai diena. ‘Šviesa, ­ sako jie, ­ netoli tamsos! ’
Job 17:12 They change the night into day: the light is short because of darkness.
Joz 13:17 su Hešbonu ir visais jam pavaldžiais plokščiakalnio miestais: Dibonu, Bamot Baalu, Bet Baal Meonu,
Jos 13:17 Heshbon, and all her cities that are in the plain; Dibon, and Bamothbaal, and Bethbaalmeon,
Iz 38:18 Juk Šeole niekas tau nedėkoja, nė mirtis tavęs nešlovina; kas eina į giliąją duobę, tas nebesitiki tavo gerumo.
Isa 38:18 For the grave cannot praise thee, death can not celebrate thee: they that go down into the pit cannot hope for thy truth.
Ps 18:30 Šio Dievo kelias tobulas, Viešpaties žodis išgrynintas ugnimi. Jis skydas visiems, ieškantiems pas jį pastogės.
Ps 18:30 As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
Oz 8:13 Jie aukoja rinktines skerdžiamąsias aukasir valgo aukų mėsą, bet Viešpats jų nepriima. Dabar jis atmins jų kaltęir nubaus už nuodėmes. Jie turės grįžti į Egiptą!
Ho 8:13 They sacrifice flesh for the sacrifices of mine offerings, and eat it; but the LORD accepteth them not; now will he remember their iniquity, and visit their sins: they shall return to Egypt.
Mt 22:19 Parodykite man mokesčių pinigą! " Jie padavė jam denarą.
Mat 22:19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
Kun 23:43 idant jūsų kartos patirtų, kad aš, vesdamas izraelitus iš Egipto žemės, apgyvendinau juos palapinėse. Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas. ’"
Le 23:43 That your generations may know that I made the children of Israel to dwell in booths, when I brought them out of the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Įst 19:8 Kai Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus išplėtęs tavo žemę, kaip yra prisiekęs tavo protėviams, kai atiduos tau visą kraštą, kurį tavo protėviams pažadėjo jums duoti,
De 19:8 And if the LORD thy God enlarge thy coast, as he hath sworn unto thy fathers, and give thee all the land which he promised to give unto thy fathers;
Ps 33:21 Jis linksmina mūsų širdis, nes mes pasitikime jo šventuoju vardu.
Ps 33:21 For our heart shall rejoice in him, because we have trusted in his holy name.
Ez 1:19 Gyvūnams pajudėjus į priekį, ratai riedėdavo greta jų; gyvūnams pakilus nuo žemės, ratai pakildavo drauge su jais.
Eze 1:19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
Žyd 8:12 Aš atleisiu jiems nedorybesir nebeprisiminsiu jų nuodėmių.
He 8:12 For I will be merciful to their unrighteousness, and their sins and their iniquities will I remember no more.
Pr 21:1 Viešpats pasielgė su Sara, kaip buvo sakęs, ir įvykdė, ką buvo pažadėjęs.
Ge 21:1 And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken.
Ef 1:1 Paulius, Dievo valia Kristaus Jėzaus apaštalas, šventiesiems, gyvenantiems Efeze, ir ištikimiesiems Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ep 1:1 Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, to the saints which are at Ephesus, and to the faithful in Christ Jesus:
Job 13:7 Argi gindami Dievą jūs meluosite, dangstysitės apgaulėmis?
Job 13:7 Will ye speak wickedly for God? and talk deceitfully for him?

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