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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 22:14 Žiūrėk, nesigailėdamas pastangų, atidėjau Viešpaties Namams šimtą tūkstančių talentų aukso, vieną milijoną talentų sidabro, o vario ir geležies tiek daug, kad neįmanoma pasverti. Atidėjau taip pat rąstų ir akmens. Tu prie jų dar pridėsi.
1Ch 22:14 Now, behold, in my trouble I have prepared for the house of the LORD an hundred thousand talents of gold, and a thousand thousand talents of silver; and of brass and iron without weight; for it is in abundance: timber also and stone have I prepared; and thou mayest add thereto.
Iz 65:24 Atsiliepsiu pirmiau, negu jie šauksis, išklausysiu, dar jiems tebekalbant.
Isa 65:24 And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer; and while they are yet speaking, I will hear.
Iš 19:6 bet jūs būsite mano kunigiška karalystė ir šventa tauta. Šiuos žodžius tur`i pasakyti izraelitams. "’
Ex 19:6 And ye shall be unto me a kingdom of priests, and an holy nation. These are the words which thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel.
1Kor 10:2 Jie visi susirišo su Moze, krikštydamiesi debesyje ir jūroje;
1C 10:2 And were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud and in the sea;
Jn 2:25 Jam nereikėdavo, kad kas paliudytų apie žmogų. Jis pats žinojo, kas yra žmogaus viduje.
Jo 2:25 And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.
Ps 11:4 Viešpaties šventumo būstas ­ jo šventykla. Viešpaties sostas stovi danguje. Jo akys viską apžvelgia, jo įdėmus žvilgsnis tiria žmones.
Ps 11:4 The LORD is in his holy temple, the LORD's throne is in heaven: his eyes behold, his eyelids try, the children of men.
1Sam 15:23 Juk nepaklusnumas ­ ne mažesnė nuodėmė už būrimą, o pasikliovimas savimi ­ tarsi stabmeldystės blogis. Už tai, kad atmetei Viešpaties žodį, jis atmetė tave nuo karaliavimo. "
1Sa 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
Jl 3:6
Joe 3:6 The children also of Judah and the children of Jerusalem have ye sold unto the Grecians, that ye might remove them far from their border.
Įst 12:26 Bet tau privalomas šventąsias atnašas ir įžadų aukas nuneši į vietą, kurią Viešpats išrinks.
De 12:26 Only thy holy things which thou hast, and thy vows, thou shalt take, and go unto the place which the LORD shall choose:
2Sam 14:19 Karalius klausė: "Ar Joabo ranka su tavimi šiuo reikalu? " Atsakydama moteris tarė: "Kaip tu gyvas, mano viešpatie karaliau, niekas negali pasukti nei į dešinę, nei į kairę nuo to, ką mano viešpats karalius pasakė. Taip, tavo tarnas Joabas yra tas, kuris man įsakė. Jis yra tas, kuris įdėjo visus šiuos žodžius į tavo tarnaitės lūpas.
2Sa 14:19 And the king said, Is not the hand of Joab with thee in all this? And the woman answered and said, As thy soul liveth, my lord the king, none can turn to the right hand or to the left from ought that my lord the king hath spoken: for thy servant Joab, he bade me, and he put all these words in the mouth of thine handmaid:
Job 25:2 "Viešpatavimas ir pagarbus šiurpulingumas jam priklauso; jis palaiko ramybę savo aukštajame danguje.
Job 25:2 Dominion and fear are with him, he maketh peace in his high places.
1Sam 14:46 Saulius liovėsi vijęsis filistinus; filistinai grįžo į savo žemę.
1Sa 14:46 Then Saul went up from following the Philistines: and the Philistines went to their own place.
1Sam 2:25 Jei žmogus nusideda žmogui, kas nors gali užtarti nusidėjėlį Viešpačiui, bet jei žmogus nusideda Viešpačiui, kas begali jį užtarti? " Bet jie tėvo balso klausyti nenorėjo, nes Viešpats norėjo juos nubausti mirtimi.
1Sa 2:25 If one man sin against another, the judge shall judge him: but if a man sin against the LORD, who shall intreat for him? Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto the voice of their father, because the LORD would slay them.
Ps 42:6 Mano Dieve, liūdna mano širdis, todėl pas tave mintimis keliaujuiš Jordano krašto bei Hermono, nuo Micaro kalno.
Ps 42:6 O my God, my soul is cast down within me: therefore will I remember thee from the land of Jordan, and of the Hermonites, from the hill Mizar.
2Kar 18:31 Neklausykite Ezekijo, nes taip kalbėjo Asirijos karalius: ‘Susitaikykite su manimi ir pasiduokite! Tada kiekvienas jūsų galės valgyti nuo savo vynmedžio bei nuo savo figmedžio ir galės gerti vandens iš savo talpyklos,
2Ki 18:31 Hearken not to Hezekiah: for thus saith the king of Assyria, Make an agreement with me by a present, and come out to me, and then eat ye every man of his own vine, and every one of his fig tree, and drink ye every one the waters of his cistern:
Job 30:23 Žinau, nuvesi mane į mirtį ­į namus, skirtus visiems gyviesiems.
Job 30:23 For I know that thou wilt bring me to death, and to the house appointed for all living.
Ez 1:3 Viešpaties žodis pasiekė Būzio sūnų kunigą Ezechielį prie Kebaro upės chaldėjų krašte. Ten pasiekė jį Viešpaties ranka.
Eze 1:3 The word of the LORD came expressly unto Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the hand of the LORD was there upon him.
2Krn 27:2 Jis darė, kas dora Viešpaties akyse, kaip jo tėvas buvo daręs, tik į Viešpaties Šventyklą nėjo. Bet žmonės elgėsi vis dar nedorai.
2Ch 27:2 And he did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, according to all that his father Uzziah did: howbeit he entered not into the temple of the LORD. And the people did yet corruptly.
Jer 50:8 Bėkite iš Babilono, traukitės iš chaldėjų krašto, būkite kaip ožiai kaimenės priekyje!
Jer 50:8 Remove out of the midst of Babylon, and go forth out of the land of the Chaldeans, and be as the he goats before the flocks.
Pr 24:50 Tuomet Labanas ir Betuelis atsakė: "Reikalas Viešpaties nuspręstas. Mes negalime nieko tau sakyti nei prieš, nei už.
Ge 24:50 Then Laban and Bethuel answered and said, The thing proceedeth from the LORD: we cannot speak unto thee bad or good.

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