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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 11:18 Tada trejetas prasiveržė pro filistinų įgulą ir, pasėmę vandens iš talpyklos prie Betliejaus vartų, parnešė Dovydui. Bet Dovydas nenorėjo jo gerti ir išliejo kaip atnašą Viešpačiui.
1Ch 11:18 And the three brake through the host of the Philistines, and drew water out of the well of Bethlehem, that was by the gate, and took it, and brought it to David: but David would not drink of it, but poured it out to the LORD.
Apd 14:22 Ten jie stiprino mokinių dvasią bei ragino juos išlaikyti tikėjimą ir sakė: "Per daugelį vargų mes turime įeiti į Dievo karalystę. "
Ac 14:22 Confirming the souls of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through much tribulation enter into the kingdom of God.
Mt 4:13 Jis paliko Nazarą ir apsistojo Kafarnaume, prie ežero, kur susieina Zabulono ir Neftalio sritys.
Mat 4:13 And leaving Nazareth, he came and dwelt in Capernaum, which is upon the sea coast, in the borders of Zabulon and Nephthalim:
Iz 41:22 Teprieina ir tepranašauja jie mums, kas įvyks! Pasakykite, kas įvyko žiloje senovėje, kad įsidėmėtumeir suvoktume, kuo tai baigsis, arba apreikškite, kas dar turi įvykti!
Isa 41:22 Let them bring them forth, and shew us what shall happen: let them shew the former things, what they be, that we may consider them, and know the latter end of them; or declare us things for to come.
Iš 12:33 Egiptiečiai skatino žmones kuo greičiau išeiti iš krašto, sakydami: "Mes visi išmirsime! "
Ex 12:33 And the Egyptians were urgent upon the people, that they might send them out of the land in haste; for they said, We be all dead men.
Lk 9:41 Tada Jėzus atsakė: "O netikinti ir sugedusi gimine! Kiek ilgai man reikės su jumis pasilikti ir jus kęsti? ! Atvesk čia sūnų. "
Lu 9:41 And Jesus answering said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you, and suffer you? Bring thy son hither.
Mk 3:35 Kas tik vykdo Dievo valią, tas man ir brolis, ir sesuo, ir motina. "
Mar 3:35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.
Mt 27:61 Ten dar buvo Marija Magdalena ir kita Marija, kurios sėdėjo priešais kapą.
Mat 27:61 And there was Mary Magdalene, and the other Mary, sitting over against the sepulchre.
2Krn 14:6 Kraštui turint ramybę, jis atstatė įtvirtintus miestus Jude. Tais metais niekas su juo nekariavo, nes Viešpats buvo jam suteikęs ramybę.
2Ch 14:6 And he built fenced cities in Judah: for the land had rest, and he had no war in those years; because the LORD had given him rest.
Žyd 13:15 Tad per jį visuomet atnašaukime Dievui šlovinimo auką, tai yra jo vardą garbinančių lūpų vaisių.
He 13:15 By him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name.
Ps 119:42 Tuomet galėsiu atsakyti mano užgauliotojams, nes tavo žodžiu pasitikiu.
Ps 119:42 So shall I have wherewith to answer him that reproacheth me: for I trust in thy word.
Apd 17:4 Kai kurie jų įtikėjo ir prisidėjo prie Pauliaus ir Silo, taip pat daugybė dievobaimingų graikų ir nemaža aukštos kilmės moterų.
Ac 17:4 And some of them believed, and consorted with Paul and Silas; and of the devout Greeks a great multitude, and of the chief women not a few.
Ef 3:7 Aš tapau Evangelijos tarnu dėl Dievo malonės dovanos, kuri buvo man duota jo galybės veikimu.
Ep 3:7 Whereof I was made a minister, according to the gift of the grace of God given unto me by the effectual working of his power.
Iš 37:14 Žiedai, laikantys karteles stalui nešti, buvo prie pat briaunos.
Ex 37:14 Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table.
Fil 4:1 Taigi, mano broliai, mano mylimieji ir išsiilgtieji, mano, džiaugsme ir mano vainike, tvirtai stovėkite Viešpatyje, mylimieji!
Phil 4:1 Therefore, my brethren dearly beloved and longed for, my joy and crown, so stand fast in the Lord, my dearly beloved.
Ezd 2:7 Elamo palikuonių tūkstantis du šimtai penkiasdešimt keturi,
Ezr 2:7 The children of Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty and four.
Mt 24:43 Supraskite ir tai: jeigu šeimininkas žinotų, kurią nakties valandą ateis vagis, jis budėtų ir neleistų jam įsilaužti į namus.
Mat 24:43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
Ps 73:23 Todėl būsiu su tavimi visada. Tu laikai mane už dešinės rankos,
Ps 73:23 Nevertheless I am continually with thee: thou hast holden me by my right hand.
Ps 106:41 Jis atidavė juos tautoms į rankas, ir juos valdė tie, kurie jų nekentė.
Ps 106:41 And he gave them into the hand of the heathen; and they that hated them ruled over them.
Pat 30:20 Taip elgiasi svetimautoja: pavalgo, nusišluosto burną ir sako: "Nieko pikta nepadariau! "
Pr 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

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