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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 13:13 Aš jiems kalbu palyginimais dėl to, kad jie žiūrėdami nemato, klausydami negirdi ir nesupranta.
Mat 13:13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.
Jer 49:2 Todėl, tikėk manimi, ateina dienos, ­tai Viešpaties žodis, ­kai aš paskelbsiu karo šūkįprieš Amono Rabatą. Ji taps griuvėsių krūva, jos kaimai bus naikinami ugnimi. Izraelis paveldės tuos, kurie buvo atėmę iš jo paveldą, ­sako Viešpats. ­
Jer 49:2 Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will cause an alarm of war to be heard in Rabbah of the Ammonites; and it shall be a desolate heap, and her daughters shall be burned with fire: then shall Israel be heir unto them that were his heirs, saith the LORD.
Pr 30:38 Nuluptas lazdas išdėliojo priešais kaimenes loviuose ­ vandens girdyklose, iš kurių kaimenės ateidavo atsigerti. Kadangi gyvuliai kergdavosi, atėję atsigerti,
Ge 30:38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
Jer 30:13 Nėra kam tave gydyti, nėra vaisto tavo ligai, nėra tau išgijimo.
Jer 30:13 There is none to plead thy cause, that thou mayest be bound up: thou hast no healing medicines.
2Krn 30:23 Tada visa bendrija nutarė švęsti dar septynias dienas. Taigi jie džiūgaudami šventė dar septynias dienas,
2Ch 30:23 And the whole assembly took counsel to keep other seven days: and they kept other seven days with gladness.
Sk 11:26 Du vyrai, vienas vardu Eldadas, kitas vardu Medadas, buvo pasilikę stovykloje, tačiau dvasia nusileido ant jų ilsėtis. Jie buvo tarp įrašytųjų į sąrašą, bet nebuvo nuėję prie Padangtės, užtat pranašavo stovykloje.
Nu 11:26 But there remained two of the men in the camp, the name of the one was Eldad, and the name of the other Medad: and the spirit rested upon them; and they were of them that were written, but went not out unto the tabernacle: and they prophesied in the camp.
Iš 1:17 Tačiau pribuvėjos bijojo Dievo ir nevykdė, ką Egipto karalius buvo joms įsakęs, palikdavo gyvus ir berniukus.
Ex 1:17 But the midwives feared God, and did not as the king of Egypt commanded them, but saved the men children alive.
Ez 37:9 Tuomet jis tarė man: "Pranašauk dvasiai, pranašauk, žmogau, ir sakyk dvasiai: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Ateik, dvasia, iš keturių vėjų ir padvelk į tuos užmuštuosius, kad jie atgytų. ’"
Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.
2Krn 4:10 Jūrą pastatė dešiniame šone, prie pietrytinio Namų kampo.
2Ch 4:10 And he set the sea on the right side of the east end, over against the south.
Kun 25:28 Tačiau jei jis neturi iš ko ją atgauti, kas buvo parduota, tas liks pirkėjo rankose iki jubiliejaus metų. Jubiliejaus metais nuosavybė turi būti perduota, ir jis sugrįš į savo nuosavybę.
Le 25:28 But if he be not able to restore it to him, then that which is sold shall remain in the hand of him that hath bought it until the year of jubile: and in the jubile it shall go out, and he shall return unto his possession.
Sk 1:30 Zabulono palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai,
Nu 1:30 Of the children of Zebulun, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
2Sam 12:28 Tad dabar sutelk likusius karius, apgulk miestą ir paimk jį. Antraip aš pats paimsiu miestą, ir jis bus vadinamas mano vardu. "
2Sa 12:28 Now therefore gather the rest of the people together, and encamp against the city, and take it: lest I take the city, and it be called after my name.
Iz 14:32 O kokį atsakymą gaus tos tautos pasiuntiniai? "Sionas ­ Viešpaties įkurtas, jame randa prieglobstį jo tautos varguoliai. "
Isa 14:32 What shall one then answer the messengers of the nation? That the LORD hath founded Zion, and the poor of his people shall trust in it.
Lk 5:9 Mat jį ir visus jo draugus suėmė išgąstis dėl to valksmo žuvų, kurias jie buvo sugavę,
Lu 5:9 For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the draught of the fishes which they had taken:
Pr 31:51 Labanas tarė Jokūbui: "Žiūrėk, štai šis kauburys yra paminklas, kurį pastačiau tarp tavęs ir savęs.
Ge 31:51 And Laban said to Jacob, Behold this heap, and behold this pillar, which I have cast betwixt me and thee:
Lk 10:2 Jis sakė jiems: "Pjūtis didelė, o darbininkų maža. Melskite pjūties šeimininką, kad atsiųstų darbininkų į savo pjūtį.
Lu 10:2 Therefore said he unto them, The harvest truly is great, but the labourers are few: pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he would send forth labourers into his harvest.
Job 29:24 Šypsodavausi jiems, ir kai netekdavo pasitikėjimo savimi, mano veido šypsena jiems suteikdavo jėgų.
Job 29:24 If I laughed on them, they believed it not; and the light of my countenance they cast not down.
Kun 15:23 Ar tai būtų guolis, ar koks kitas daiktas, ant kurio ji sėdėjo, ­ prisiliesdamas prie jo, žmogus taps nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
Ezd 3:7 Tada jie pasamdė mūrininkų ir dailidžių, davė maisto, gėrimo bei aliejaus sidoniečiams ir tyriečiams, kad atgabentų kedro medžio iš Libano per jūrą iki Jopės pagal jiems duotą Persijos karaliaus Kyro leidimą.
Ezr 3:7 They gave money also unto the masons, and to the carpenters; and meat, and drink, and oil, unto them of Zidon, and to them of Tyre, to bring cedar trees from Lebanon to the sea of Joppa, according to the grant that they had of Cyrus king of Persia.
1Sam 28:3 O Samuelis jau buvo miręs. Visas Izraelis buvo jį apraudojęs ir palaidojęs Ramoje, jo paties mieste. Saulius buvo išvaręs iš krašto vėlių iššaukėjus ir žynius.
1Sa 28:3 Now Samuel was dead, and all Israel had lamented him, and buried him in Ramah, even in his own city. And Saul had put away those that had familiar spirits, and the wizards, out of the land.

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