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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 27:4 ­ taigi, kai būsite perėję per Jordaną, sustatysite tuos akmenis, kaip šiandien jums įsakau, ant Ebalo kalno ir aptinkuosi juos.
De 27:4 Therefore it shall be when ye be gone over Jordan, that ye shall set up these stones, which I command you this day, in mount Ebal, and thou shalt plaister them with plaister.
Pr 41:41 Žiūrėk, ­ sakė faraonas Juozapui, ­ skiriu tave viso Egipto krašto valdytoju. "
Ge 41:41 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, See, I have set thee over all the land of Egypt.
Jn 9:5 Kol esu pasaulyje, esu pasaulio šviesa! "
Jo 9:5 As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.
1Krn 12:12 Johananas aštuntas, Elzabadas devintas,
1Ch 12:12 Johanan the eighth, Elzabad the ninth,
1Krn 1:36 Elifazo palikuonys: Temanas, Omaras, Cefis, Gatamas, Kenazas, Timna ir Amalekas.
1Ch 1:36 The sons of Eliphaz; Teman, and Omar, Zephi, and Gatam, Kenaz, and Timna, and Amalek.
Apd 7:25 Mozė tikėjosi, kad jo broliai suprasią, jog Dievas per jį suteiks jiems išgelbėjimą, bet jie šito nesuprato.
Ac 7:25 For he supposed his brethren would have understood how that God by his hand would deliver them: but they understood not.
Est 2:10 Estera nei savo tautybės, nei šeimos neatskleidė, nes Mordechajas buvo uždraudęs tai daryti.
Es 2:10 Esther had not shewed her people nor her kindred: for Mordecai had charged her that she should not shew it.
Pat 8:23 Prieš amžius buvau patepta, pačioje pradžioje, prieš žemės pradžią.
Pr 8:23 I was set up from everlasting, from the beginning, or ever the earth was.
Ez 40:22 Jų langai, prieangis ir palmės buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip ir vartų į rytų pusę. Iš lauko į juos aukštyn vedė septynios pakopos, o prieangis buvo viduje.
Eze 40:22 And their windows, and their arches, and their palm trees, were after the measure of the gate that looketh toward the east; and they went up unto it by seven steps; and the arches thereof were before them.
Job 34:11 Juk jis atlygina pagal žmogaus darbus, su kiekvienu elgiasi pagal jo elgesį.
Job 34:11 For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to his ways.
Est 5:8 jei susilaukiau karaliaus malonės ir jei jam patiktų suteikti, ko noriu, ir įvykdyti mano prašymą, prašyčiau karalių ateiti rytoj su Hamanu į puotą, kurią jums suruošiu. Rytoj padarysiu, kaip karalius sako. "
Es 5:8 If I have found favour in the sight of the king, and if it please the king to grant my petition, and to perform my request, let the king and Haman come to the banquet that I shall prepare for them, and I will do to morrow as the king hath said.
Apd 25:6 Pabuvęs tarp jų ne daugiau kaip aštuonias ar dešimt dienų, jis sugrįžo į Cezarėją. Kitą dieną, atsisėdęs į teismo krasę, liepė atvesti Paulių.
Ac 25:6 And when he had tarried among them more than ten days, he went down unto Caesarea; and the next day sitting on the judgment seat commanded Paul to be brought.
Jer 52:6 O tų metų ketvirto mėnesio devintą dieną, kai badas buvo prispaudęs miestą ir žmonės nebeturėjo duonos,
Jer 52:6 And in the fourth month, in the ninth day of the month, the famine was sore in the city, so that there was no bread for the people of the land.
2Sam 22:12 Tamsos skliautu jis apsiautė save, vandens telkiniu, perkūnijos debesimi.
2Sa 22:12 And he made darkness pavilions round about him, dark waters, and thick clouds of the skies.
2Kar 6:5 Vienam kertant rąstą, geležinis kirvis nusmuko į vandenį. Jis sušuko: "Ak, viešpatie! Jis buvo skolintas. " ­
2Ki 6:5 But as one was felling a beam, the axe head fell into the water: and he cried, and said, Alas, master! for it was borrowed.
1Sam 9:15 Vieną dieną prieš Sauliui ateinant Viešpats buvo Samueliui pasakęs:
1Sa 9:15 Now the LORD had told Samuel in his ear a day before Saul came, saying,
1Krn 24:24 Uzielio sūnus ­ Michėjas; iš Michėjo sūnų ­ Šamyras.
1Ch 24:24 Of the sons of Uzziel; Michah: of the sons of Michah; Shamir.
Ps 116:5 Viešpats maloningas ir teisus, mūsų Dievas gailestingas.
Ps 116:5 Gracious is the LORD, and righteous; yea, our God is merciful.
Ps 59:8 Bet tu, Viešpatie, juokiesi iš jų; tu išjuoki visus pagonis.
Ps 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
1Kar 5:16 neskaitant trijų tūkstančių trijų šimtų pareigūnų, vadovaujančių darbams ir prižiūrinčių darbininkų pamainas.
1Ki 5:16 Beside the chief of Solomon's officers which were over the work, three thousand and three hundred, which ruled over the people that wrought in the work.

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