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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 10:3 Sugaudus abiem trimitams, visa bendrija rinksis pas tave prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo.
Nu 10:3 And when they shall blow with them, all the assembly shall assemble themselves to thee at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Ps 128:3 Tavo žmona bus lyg vaisingas vynmedistavo namuose, o vaikai ­ lyg vynmedžio atžalosprie tavo stalo.
Ps 128:3 Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.
1Sam 19:16 Įėję pasiuntiniai lovoje rado namų stabą su pagalve iš ožkų vilnos prie galvos.
1Sa 19:16 And when the messengers were come in, behold, there was an image in the bed, with a pillow of goats' hair for his bolster.
Iš 27:20 Be to, idant nuolat degtų žibintas, tu įsakysi izraelitams tai šviesai atnešti gryno iš alyvų išspausto aliejaus.
Ex 27:20 And thou shalt command the children of Israel, that they bring thee pure oil olive beaten for the light, to cause the lamp to burn always.
Iš 27:4 Padirbsi jam taip pat vario pinučius ir ant pinučių pritaisysi keturis vario žiedus prie visų keturių kampų.
Ex 27:4 And thou shalt make for it a grate of network of brass; and upon the net shalt thou make four brasen rings in the four corners thereof.
Apd 13:23 Iš jo palikuonių, kaip buvo žadėjęs, Dievas išvedė Izraeliui gelbėtoją Jėzų.
Ac 13:23 Of this man's seed hath God according to his promise raised unto Israel a Saviour, Jesus:
1Kar 7:22 Virš stulpų buvo lelijos pavidalo antgaliai. Taip stulpai buvo užbaigti.
1Ki 7:22 And upon the top of the pillars was lily work: so was the work of the pillars finished.
Iz 34:15 Šokli angis ten kraus sau lizdą, dės kiaušinius, perės vaikus iraugins juos savo paunksmėje. Būriuosis ten ir pesliai, kiekvienas ­ su savo patele.
Isa 34:15 There shall the great owl make her nest, and lay, and hatch, and gather under her shadow: there shall the vultures also be gathered, every one with her mate.
Ef 2:17 Atėjęs jis skelbė taiką jums, kurie buvote toli, ir tiems, kurie buvo arti,
Ep 2:17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.
1Krn 17:8 buvau su tavimi visur, kur tik ėjai, ir pašalinau visus tavo priešus tau nuo kelio. Be to, aš padarysiu tavo vardą tokį garsų, kaip didžiūno vardą žemėje.
1Ch 17:8 And I have been with thee whithersoever thou hast walked, and have cut off all thine enemies from before thee, and have made thee a name like the name of the great men that are in the earth.
Sk 33:13 Iškeliavę iš Dofkos, pasistatė stovyklą Aluše.
Nu 33:13 And they departed from Dophkah, and encamped in Alush.
Kun 2:16 O kunigas pavers dūmais jos priminimo dalį ­ dalį šviežių grūdų su aliejumi ir drauge su smilkalais. Tai ugninė atnaša Viešpačiui.
Le 2:16 And the priest shall burn the memorial of it, part of the beaten corn thereof, and part of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Apr 2:27 jis ganys juos geležine lazda, ir jie bus sudaužyti tarsi moliniai indai,
Re 2:27 And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.
Fil 4:14 Vis dėlto jūs gerai padarėte, bendraudami su manimi varge.
Phil 4:14 Notwithstanding ye have well done, that ye did communicate with my affliction.
2Kar 8:28 Jis žygiavo su Ahabo sūnumi Jehoramu į mūšį su Aramo karaliumi Hazaeliu prie Ramot Gileado, bet aramėjai nugalėjo Jehoramą.
2Ki 8:28 And he went with Joram the son of Ahab to the war against Hazael king of Syria in Ramothgilead; and the Syrians wounded Joram.
Pr 13:14 Lotui atsiskyrus, Viešpats tarė Abromui: "Dabar pakelk akis ir pasižiūrėk iš tos vietos, kurioje stovi, į šiaurę ir į pietus, į rytus ir į vakarus,
Ge 13:14 And the LORD said unto Abram, after that Lot was separated from him, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward:
Ps 50:8 Peikiu jus ne dėl jūsų aukų, nes jūsų deginamąsias aukas visuomet matau.
Ps 50:8 I will not reprove thee for thy sacrifices or thy burnt offerings, to have been continually before me.
Pat 8:14 Turiu gerų patarimų ir sveikos nuovokos, turiu supratimo ir jėgų.
Pr 8:14 Counsel is mine, and sound wisdom: I am understanding; I have strength.
Ezd 4:21 Tad duok įsakymą, kad tie žmonės liautųsi statę. Tas miestas negali būti atstatomas, kolei nebus duotas kitas mano įsakymas.
Ezr 4:21 Give ye now commandment to cause these men to cease, and that this city be not builded, until another commandment shall be given from me.
Job 21:7 Kodėl nedorėliai ilgai gyvena, sulaukia žilos senatvės ir tampa galingi?
Job 21:7 Wherefore do the wicked live, become old, yea, are mighty in power?

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