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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 30:9 "Kokia tau nauda iš mano mirties, iš mano žengimo į kapą? Nejau dulkės šlovins tavear skelbs tavo ištikimybę?
Ps 30:9 What profit is there in my blood, when I go down to the pit? Shall the dust praise thee? shall it declare thy truth?
Ps 37:27 ס Venk pikta ir daryk gera, kad gyventum amžinai,
Ps 37:27 Depart from evil, and do good; and dwell for evermore.
Mt 1:12 Po ištrėmimo į Babiloną Jechonijui gimė Salatielis , Salatieliui gimė Zorobabelis .
Mat 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;
Jn 3:13 Niekas nėra pakilęs į dangų, kaip tik Žmogaus Sūnus, kuris nužengė iš dangaus .
Jo 3:13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
2Krn 3:10 Šventų šventojoje jis padarė du drožtus kerubus ir paauksavo.
2Ch 3:10 And in the most holy house he made two cherubims of image work, and overlaid them with gold.
Lk 24:17 O Jėzus paklausė: "Apie ką kalbate, eidami keliu? " Tie nuliūdę sustojo.
Lu 24:17 And he said unto them, What manner of communications are these that ye have one to another, as ye walk, and are sad?
Ts 19:12 Bet šeimininkas atsakė: "Nesuksime į miestą svetimtaučių, kurie nėra izraelitai, bet eisime į Gibėją.
Judg 19:12 And his master said unto him, We will not turn aside hither into the city of a stranger, that is not of the children of Israel; we will pass over to Gibeah.
Įst 12:27 Atnašausi savo deginamąsias aukas, mėsą ir kraują, ant Viešpaties, savo Dievo, aukuro; kitų tavo aukų kraujas iš tikrųjų bus išlietas prie Viešpaties, tavo Dievo, aukuro, bet mėsą gali valgyti.
De 12:27 And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh.
Ezd 8:29 Rūpestingai saugokite juos iki to laiko, kol nepasversite akivaizdoje kunigų vadovų, levitų ir Izraelio kilčių vadovų Jeruzalėje, Viešpaties Namų kambariuose. "
Ezr 8:29 Watch ye, and keep them, until ye weigh them before the chief of the priests and the Levites, and chief of the fathers of Israel, at Jerusalem, in the chambers of the house of the LORD.
Sk 30:7 ir jos vyras apie tai nugirstų, bet nieko jai nesakytų tą dieną, kai apie tai išgirdo, jos įžadai galioja ir visi jos pažadai, kuriais ji įsipareigojo, galioja.
Nu 30:7 And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her in the day that he heard it: then her vows shall stand, and her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
1Kor 16:17 Aš džiaugiuosi Stepono, Fortunato ir Achaiko apsilankymu. Jie man atstojo jus,
1C 16:17 I am glad of the coming of Stephanas and Fortunatus and Achaicus: for that which was lacking on your part they have supplied.
Apd 11:21 Viešpaties ranka buvo su jais: daug žmonių įtikėjo ir atsivertė į Viešpatį.
Ac 11:21 And the hand of the Lord was with them: and a great number believed, and turned unto the Lord.
Job 9:27 Jei sakau: ‘Užmiršiu savo skundą, atsikratysiu liūdno veidoir būsiu linksmas’, ­
Job 9:27 If I say, I will forget my complaint, I will leave off my heaviness, and comfort myself:
Jer 23:2 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, ganytojams, ganantiems jo tautą: "Jūs išblaškėte mano kaimenę ir ja nesirūpinote! Tikėkite manimi, aš bausiu jus už jūsų nedorus darbus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 23:2 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the LORD.
2Sam 22:3 Mano Dieve, mano Uola, kur randu pastogę! Mano skyde ir mano išganymo jėga, mano pilie ir priebėga! Tu, mano išganytojau, gelbsti mane nuo smurto!
2Sa 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.
Ez 48:31 bus treji vartai: vieneri Rubeno vartai, vieneri Judo vartai ir vieneri Levio vartai. Miesto vartai bus vadinami Izraelio giminių vardais.
Eze 48:31 And the gates of the city shall be after the names of the tribes of Israel: three gates northward; one gate of Reuben, one gate of Judah, one gate of Levi.
Jer 50:28 Klausykitės! Bėgliai ir pabėgėliai iš Babilono krašto atskubaskelbti Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, keršto, keršto už jo Šventyklą.
Jer 50:28 The voice of them that flee and escape out of the land of Babylon, to declare in Zion the vengeance of the LORD our God, the vengeance of his temple.
Pat 14:24 Išmintingųjų vainikas ­ jų sumanumas, o kvailųjų­ kvailumas.
Pr 14:24 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly.
Ez 27:34 Dabar guli jūrų sutriuškintasvandenų gelmėse, o tavo prekės ir visa tavo bendrijanuskendo drauge su tavimi.
Eze 27:34 In the time when thou shalt be broken by the seas in the depths of the waters thy merchandise and all thy company in the midst of thee shall fall.
Koh 5:9 Visa apsvarsčius, kraštui naudinga, kad dirbamą žemę prižiūrėtų karalius.
Ec 5:9 Moreover the profit of the earth is for all: the king himself is served by the field.

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