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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 4:17 Žinios nešėjas atsakė: "Izraelis bėgo nuo filistinų. Iš tikrųjų kariuomenę ištiko baisios skerdynės. Be to, abu tavo sūnūs ­ Hofnis ir Finehasas ­ žuvo, o Dievo Skrynia pagrobta! "
1Sa 4:17 And the messenger answered and said, Israel is fled before the Philistines, and there hath been also a great slaughter among the people, and thy two sons also, Hophni and Phinehas, are dead, and the ark of God is taken.
Ez 9:11 Ir štai vyras, vilkintis drobiniais, su raštvedžio reikmenimis prie juosmens pasirodė ir pranešė: "Padariau, kaip įsakei! "
Eze 9:11 And, behold, the man clothed with linen, which had the inkhorn by his side, reported the matter, saying, I have done as thou hast commanded me.
Joz 24:9 Paskui Moabo karalius, Ciporo sūnus Balakas, rengėsi kovoti su Izraeliu. Jis siuntė pašaukti Beoro sūnų Bileamą jums prakeikti,
Jos 24:9 Then Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, arose and warred against Israel, and sent and called Balaam the son of Beor to curse you:
2Krn 34:24 ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Iš tikrųjų atsiųsiu nelaimę šiai vietai ir jos gyventojams, visus prakeikimus, užrašytus atrastoje knygoje, kuri buvo skaityta Judo karaliaus akivaizdoje,
2Ch 34:24 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the curses that are written in the book which they have read before the king of Judah:
Iz 16:7 Terauda Moabo žmonės Moabo, terauda visas kraštas! Kir Hareseto razinų plokštainių jie liūdi, širdgėlos apimti.
Isa 16:7 Therefore shall Moab howl for Moab, every one shall howl: for the foundations of Kirhareseth shall ye mourn; surely they are stricken.
Pat 1:30 nenorėjo jokio mano patarimoir nekentė mano įspėjimų,
Pr 1:30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
2Pt 1:11 Šitaip dar plačiau atsivers jums vartai į amžinąją mūsų Viešpaties ir Gelbėtojo Jėzaus Kristaus karalystę.
2P 1:11 For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
Ef 3:6 pagonys kartu su žydais yra paveldėtojai, vieno kūno nariai ir dalininkai pažado Kristuje Jėzuje per Evangeliją.
Ep 3:6 That the Gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel:
Ez 17:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 17:1 And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Jn 13:27 Kai šis nurijo kąsnį, įėjo į jį šėtonas. O Jėzus jam sako: "Ką darai, daryk greičiau! "
Jo 13:27 And after the sop Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly.
1Jn 5:18 Mes žinome, jog kiekvienasgimusis iš Dievo nedaro nuodėmių, bet Dievo Pagimdytasis saugo jį, ir piktasis jo nepaliečia.
1J 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
Sk 7:62 aukso lėkštė, sverianti dešimt šekelių, pilna smilkalų,
Nu 7:62 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
Ezd 2:56 Jaalos palikuonys, Darkono palikuonys, Gidelio palikuonys,
Ezr 2:56 The children of Jaalah, the children of Darkon, the children of Giddel,
Gal 2:3 Jie nevertė apsipjaustyti nė mano palydovo Tito, kuris buvo graikas.
Ga 2:3 But neither Titus, who was with me, being a Greek, was compelled to be circumcised:
Pr 21:15 Išsibaigus vandenmaišyje vandeniui, ji padėjo vaiką po krūmu,
Ge 21:15 And the water was spent in the bottle, and she cast the child under one of the shrubs.
2Kor 8:7 Tad, būdami visa ko pertekę ­ tikėjimo, žodžio, pažinimo, visokeriopo uolumo ir mūsų meilės, ­ pasirodykite pertekę ir dosnumo.
2C 8:7 Therefore, as ye abound in every thing, in faith, and utterance, and knowledge, and in all diligence, and in your love to us, see that ye abound in this grace also.
Rd 2:10 י Siono dukters seniūnaitylėdami sėdi ant žemės. Jie dulkėmis pasibarstė galvasir apsijuosė ašutine. Jeruzalės mergaitėsnuleido galvas ligi žemės.
La 2:10 The elders of the daughter of Zion sit upon the ground, and keep silence: they have cast up dust upon their heads; they have girded themselves with sackcloth: the virgins of Jerusalem hang down their heads to the ground.
Ez 35:8 Pripildysiu jo kalnus žuvusių; ant tavo kalvų, tavo slėniuose ir upių vagose gulės kritusieji nuo kalavijo.
Eze 35:8 And I will fill his mountains with his slain men: in thy hills, and in thy valleys, and in all thy rivers, shall they fall that are slain with the sword.
Jn 7:48 Ar tiki jį bent vienas iš vyresnybės ar fariziejų?
Jo 7:48 Have any of the rulers or of the Pharisees believed on him?
1Kar 19:2 Jezabelė nusiuntė pasiuntinį pas Eliją, tardama: "Tai man tepadaro dievai ir dar teprideda, jeigu šiuo laiku rytoj nepadarysiu su tavo gyvastimi, kaip buvo padaryta su kiekvieno iš jų gyvastimi. "
1Ki 19:2 Then Jezebel sent a messenger unto Elijah, saying, So let the gods do to me, and more also, if I make not thy life as the life of one of them by to morrow about this time.

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