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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Tim 4:16 Žiūrėk savęs ir mokslo, ištverk šiuose darbuose! Taip veikdamas, išganysi ir save, ir savo klausytojus.
1Ti 4:16 Take heed unto thyself, and unto the doctrine; continue in them: for in doing this thou shalt both save thyself, and them that hear thee.
Sk 9:12 Nieko iš jo nepaliks ligi ryto, nesulaužys jokio kaulo. Jie atnašaus jį pagal Paschos apeigas.
Nu 9:12 They shall leave none of it unto the morning, nor break any bone of it: according to all the ordinances of the passover they shall keep it.
Dan 7:26 Tuomet teismas sės posėdžiauti, ir jo valdžia bus atimta, sunaikinta ir visiškai panaikinta.
Da 7:26 But the judgment shall sit, and they shall take away his dominion, to consume and to destroy it unto the end.
Job 4:11 Stiprus liūtas nugaišta, nes trūksta grobio, o jo jaunikliai išsiblaško.
Job 4:11 The old lion perisheth for lack of prey, and the stout lion's whelps are scattered abroad.
1Kar 7:38 Tada jis padarė dešimt vario praustuvų. Kiekvieno praustuvo talpa buvo keturiasdešimt batų, kiekvienas praustuvas buvo keturių uolekčių; ant visų dešimt pastovų buvo po praustuvą.
1Ki 7:38 Then made he ten lavers of brass: one laver contained forty baths: and every laver was four cubits: and upon every one of the ten bases one laver.
2Kar 12:15 Be to, vyrai, į kurių rankas buvo paduodami pinigai darbininkams apmokėti, nebuvo tikrinami, nes jie sąžiningai elgėsi.
2Ki 12:15 Moreover they reckoned not with the men, into whose hand they delivered the money to be bestowed on workmen: for they dealt faithfully.
Zch 3:10 Tą dieną, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis, ­kviesite vienas kitą ateitiį savo vynmedžio ir figmedžio pavėsį. ’
Zec 3:10 In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree.
1Krn 4:17 Ezros sūnūs: Jeteras, Meredas, Eferas ir Jalonas. Meredas buvo vedęs faraono dukterį Bitiją . Ji pastojo ir pagimdė Mirjamą, Šamają ir Eštemojos tėvą Išbachą.
1Ch 4:17 And the sons of Ezra were, Jether, and Mered, and Epher, and Jalon: and she bare Miriam, and Shammai, and Ishbah the father of Eshtemoa.
Mt 11:10 Jis yra tasai, apie kurį parašyta: Štai aš siunčiu pirma tavęs savo pasiuntinį, ir jis nuties tau kelią.
Mat 11:10 For this is he, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Joz 21:33 Miestų su ganyklomis, atitekusių Geršono žmonėms pagal jų kiltis, iš viso buvo trylika.
Jos 21:33 All the cities of the Gershonites according to their families were thirteen cities with their suburbs.
Mk 8:31 Ir jis ėmė juos mokyti, jog reikia, kad Žmogaus Sūnus daug kentėtų, būtų seniūnų, aukštųjų kunigų bei Rašto aiškintojų atmestas, nužudytas ir po trijų dienų prisikeltų.
Mar 8:31 And he began to teach them, that the Son of man must suffer many things, and be rejected of the elders, and of the chief priests, and scribes, and be killed, and after three days rise again.
Apr 22:6 Tuomet jis man pasakė: "Šie žodžiai patikimi ir tikri. Viešpats, pranašų dvasių Dievas, atsiuntė savo angelą parodyti savo tarnams, kas turi įvykti netrukus.
Re 22:6 And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.
Ts 20:40 Bet pradėjus iš miesto kilti debesiui ­ dūmų stulpui, Benjamino vyrai atsisuko atgal. Žiūri, visas miestas kyla dūmais į padangę!
Judg 20:40 But when the flame began to arise up out of the city with a pillar of smoke, the Benjamites looked behind them, and, behold, the flame of the city ascended up to heaven.
Ps 119:151 Bet tu, Viešpatie, esi arti, ir tavo įsakymai tikri.
Ps 119:151 Thou art near, O LORD; and all thy commandments are truth.
1Kar 19:17 Kas tik pabėgs nuo Hazaelio kalavijo, tą užmuš Jehuvas, o kas tik pabėgs nuo Jehuvo kalavijo, tą Eliziejus užmuš.
1Ki 19:17 And it shall come to pass, that him that escapeth the sword of Hazael shall Jehu slay: and him that escapeth from the sword of Jehu shall Elisha slay.
Įst 11:23 Viešpats išvarys visas šias tautas pirma jūsų, ir paveldėsite už save didesnes ir galingesnes tautas.
De 11:23 Then will the LORD drive out all these nations from before you, and ye shall possess greater nations and mightier than yourselves.
Ef 2:16 ir viename kūne kryžiumi abejus sutaikino su Dievu, pats savyje sugriaudamas priešiškumą.
Ep 2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:
Dan 3:3 Taigi satrapai, seniūnai ir valdytojai, patarėjai, iždo saugotojai, teisėjai, tarnautojai ir visi sričių pareigūnai susirinko į pašventinimo iškilmes statulos, kurią buvo pastatęs karalius Nebukadnecaras. Jiems stovint priešais statulą, kurią Nebukadnecaras buvo pastatęs,
Da 3:3 Then the princes, the governors, and captains, the judges, the treasurers, the counsellors, the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, were gathered together unto the dedication of the image that Nebuchadnezzar the king had set up; and they stood before the image that Nebuchadnezzar had set up.
1Kar 14:24 Krašte buvo ir vyriškių ­ šventyklų kekšių. Judas kartojo visas pasibjaurėtinas apeigas tautų, kurias Viešpats buvo pašalinęs iš kelio izraelitams.
1Ki 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
Ez 27:18 Damaskas prekiavo su tavimi dėl gausybės tavo gaminių ­ tokios gausios buvo visokios tavo gėrybės ­ Helbono vynu ir balta vilna.
Eze 27:18 Damascus was thy merchant in the multitude of the wares of thy making, for the multitude of all riches; in the wine of Helbon, and white wool.

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