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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 28:20 Jų javų atnaša bus geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi: tris dešimtadalius efos atnašausite su jaučiu ir du dešimtadalius su avinu,
Nu 28:20 And their meat offering shall be of flour mingled with oil: three tenth deals shall ye offer for a bullock, and two tenth deals for a ram;
Jn 8:16 Jeigu aš ir teisčiau, mano sprendimas būtų teisingas, nes aš ne vienas, bet esu aš ir mane siuntęs Tėvas.
Jo 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
Įst 11:27 Palaiminimą, jei paklusite Viešpaties, savo Dievo, įsakymams, kuriuos šiandien jums duodu,
De 11:27 A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day:
Jer 32:25 Tačiau man sakei: ‘Nusipirk lauką, užmokėk už jį, pasikviesk liudytojus! ’ ­ nors miestas jau chaldėjų rankose! ’"
Jer 32:25 And thou hast said unto me, O Lord GOD, Buy thee the field for money, and take witnesses; for the city is given into the hand of the Chaldeans.
Jer 25:6 Nesekiokite paskui kitus dievus, netarnaukite jiems ir negarbinkite jų! Neveskite manęs iš kantrybės savo rankų darbais, kad jūsų neužgaučiau.
Jer 25:6 And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt.
Žyd 10:37 Juk dar trumpa, trumpa valandėlė, ir ateis laukiamasis, ir neužtruks.
He 10:37 For yet a little while, and he that shall come will come, and will not tarry.
Pat 4:24 Venk kalbėti apgaulingai, mesk į šalį suktas kalbas.
Pr 4:24 Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put far from thee.
Kun 22:24 Neatnašausite Viešpačiui jokio gyvulio, kurio sėklidės sužeistos ar sutraiškytos, ar perplėštos, ar išpjautos. Tokio papročio savo krašte neturėsite
Le 22:24 Ye shall not offer unto the LORD that which is bruised, or crushed, or broken, or cut; neither shall ye make any offering thereof in your land.
Įst 3:12 Iš krašto, kurį tuo metu paėmėme kaip paveldą, Rubeno ir Gado žmonėms paskyriau žemę į šiaurę nuo Aroero, palei Arnono slėnį, ir pusę Gileado aukštumų krašto su jo miestais.
De 3:12 And this land, which we possessed at that time, from Aroer, which is by the river Arnon, and half mount Gilead, and the cities thereof, gave I unto the Reubenites and to the Gadites.
1Kar 19:5 Elijas atsigulė po kadagiu ir užmigo. Staiga jį palietė angelas ir tarė: "Kelkis ir valgyk! "
1Ki 19:5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise and eat.
1Krn 10:6 Taip mirė Saulius ir trys jo sūnūs; taip vienu smūgiu pražuvo visi jo namai.
1Ch 10:6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and all his house died together.
Pr 38:3 Ji tapo nėščia ir pagimdė sūnų, o jis pavadino jį Eru.
Ge 38:3 And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er.
Įst 13:13 kad atsirado nedorėlių, kurie suvedžiojo miesto gyventojus, sakydami: ‘Eime ir garbinkime kitus dievus’, kurių jūs nepažinojote,
De 13:13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
Rom 12:15 Džiaukitės su besidžiaugiančiais, verkite su verkiančiais.
Ro 12:15 Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
Ps 150:1 Šlovinkite Viešpatį! Šlovinkite Viešpatį jo Šventykloje, šlovinkite jį dangaus skliauto galybėje!
Ps 150:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
Jon 1:11 Tuomet jie klausė jį: "Kaip turime su tavimi pasielgti, kad jūra nurimtų? " Tuo tarpu jūroje vis labiau šėlo audra.
Jon 1:11 Then said they unto him, What shall we do unto thee, that the sea may be calm unto us? for the sea wrought, and was tempestuous.
Lk 21:36 Todėl visą laiką budėkite ir melskitės, kad pajėgtumėte išvengti visų būsimųjų nelaimių ir atsilaikyti Žmogaus Sūnaus akivaizdoje. "
Lu 21:36 Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man.
Įst 31:29 Gerai žinau, kad jūs, man mirus, iš tikrųjų nedorai elgsitės, nukrypsite nuo kelio, kuriuo eiti esu jums įsakęs. Ištiks jus nelaimė ateityje, nes darote, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, pykdote jį savo darbais. "
De 31:29 For I know that after my death ye will utterly corrupt yourselves, and turn aside from the way which I have commanded you; and evil will befall you in the latter days; because ye will do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger through the work of your hands.
Sk 35:18 Arba jei kas nors smogia kitam mediniu ginklu, galinčiu būti mirties priežastimi, ir tas žmogus miršta, jis yra žmogžudys. Žmogžudys turi būti nubaustas mirtimi.
Nu 35:18 Or if he smite him with an hand weapon of wood, wherewith he may die, and he die, he is a murderer: the murderer shall surely be put to death.
Sk 19:9 Tada kas nors, kas yra švarus, susems telyčios pelenus ir supils juos švarioje vietoje už stovyklos. Jie bus laikomi vandeniui izraelitų bendrijai apvalyti. Tai auka už nuodėmę.
Nu 19:9 And a man that is clean shall gather up the ashes of the heifer, and lay them up without the camp in a clean place, and it shall be kept for the congregation of the children of Israel for a water of separation: it is a purification for sin.

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