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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rut 4:14 Tada moterys sakė Noomei: "Tebūna pašlovintas Viešpats, kuris šią dieną nepaliko tavęs be atpirkėjo! Tebūna amžinas jo vardas Izraelyje!
Ru 4:14 And the women said unto Naomi, Blessed be the LORD, which hath not left thee this day without a kinsman, that his name may be famous in Israel.
Kun 23:19 Paaukosite taip pat vieną ožį aukai už nuodėmę bei du mitulius avinėlius kaip bendravimo auką.
Le 23:19 Then ye shall sacrifice one kid of the goats for a sin offering, and two lambs of the first year for a sacrifice of peace offerings.
Įst 12:29 Kai Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus pakirtęs prieš tave tautas, kurias eini išvaryti, kai būsi jas išvaręs ir gyvensi jų krašte,
De 12:29 When the LORD thy God shall cut off the nations from before thee, whither thou goest to possess them, and thou succeedest them, and dwellest in their land;
Ps 144:1 Dovydo. Tebūna šlovinamas Viešpats, mano Uola! Jis lavina mano rankas kovaiir mano pirštus mūšiui.
Ps 144:1 Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
Iš 38:21 Štai Padangtės, Sandoros Padangtės, apyskaita, kurią, Mozei įsakius ir Aarono sūnui kunigui Itamarui vadovaujant, padarė levitai.
Ex 38:21 This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.
Lk 16:15 O jis pasakė jiems: "Jūs žmonių akivaizdoje dedatės teisuoliais, bet Dievas mato jūsų širdis. Kas žmonėms atrodo prakilnu, Dievo akivaizdoje bjauru.
Lu 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.
1Sam 2:29 Tad kodėl godžiomis akimis žiūri į aukas ir atnašas, kurias esu įsakęs? Kodėl savo sūnus labiau gerbi negu mane, leisdamas jiems tukti iš mano tautos ­ Izraelio kiekvienos pirmienų atnašos? ’
1Sa 2:29 Wherefore kick ye at my sacrifice and at mine offering, which I have commanded in my habitation; and honourest thy sons above me, to make yourselves fat with the chiefest of all the offerings of Israel my people?
1Kar 7:48 Saliamonas padarė visus reikmenis Viešpaties Namams: aukurą iš aukso, padėtinės duonos stalą iš aukso,
1Ki 7:48 And Solomon made all the vessels that pertained unto the house of the LORD: the altar of gold, and the table of gold, whereupon the shewbread was,
Joz 1:3 Kiekvieną vietą, į kurią tik įkelsite koją, atiduodu jums, kaip Mozei pažadėjau.
Jos 1:3 Every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, that have I given unto you, as I said unto Moses.
Ez 28:26 Jie gyvens joje saugiai, statysis namus ir veis vynuogynus. Jie gyvens saugiai, kai būsiu nubaudęs visus jų kaimynus, žiūrėjusius į juos su panieka. Ir jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats, jų Dievas. "
Eze 28:26 And they shall dwell safely therein, and shall build houses, and plant vineyards; yea, they shall dwell with confidence, when I have executed judgments upon all those that despise them round about them; and they shall know that I am the LORD their God.
1Krn 15:9 iš Hebrono sūnų ­ jų didžiūną Elielį su aštuoniasdešimt giminaičių;
1Ch 15:9 Of the sons of Hebron; Eliel the chief, and his brethren fourscore:
Pr 14:1 Šinaro karaliaus Amrafelio, Elasaro karaliaus Arjocho, Elamo karaliaus Kedorlaomero ir Goimų karaliaus Tidalo dienomis
Ge 14:1 And it came to pass in the days of Amraphel king of Shinar, Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king of nations;
Job 15:21 Siaubo klyksmas aidi jo ausyse; ramybės metu užklumpa jį plėšikai.
Job 15:21 A dreadful sound is in his ears: in prosperity the destroyer shall come upon him.
Apd 18:10 Aš esu su tavimi, ir niekas nesikėsins tau kenkti, nes šiame mieste daugel žmonių ­ manieji. "
Ac 18:10 For I am with thee, and no man shall set on thee to hurt thee: for I have much people in this city.
Iz 59:13 maištas, neištikimybė Viešpačiui, atsimetimas nuo savo Dievo, kalbos apie išdavystę ir sukilimą, širdyje gimusių melagysčių skleidimas.
Isa 59:13 In transgressing and lying against the LORD, and departing away from our God, speaking oppression and revolt, conceiving and uttering from the heart words of falsehood.
Rom 14:7 Nė vienas iš mūsų negyvena sau, nė vienas sau nemiršta.
Ro 14:7 For none of us liveth to himself, and no man dieth to himself.
Mk 10:12 Ir jei moteris palieka savo vyrą ir išteka už kito, ji svetimauja. "
Mar 10:12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
Ez 28:25 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kai surinksiu Izraelio namus iš tautų, kuriose jie išsklaidyti, ir apreikšiu per juos šventumą tautų akivaizdoje, jie kursis savo pačių žemėje, kurią daviau savo tarnui Jokūbui.
Eze 28:25 Thus saith the Lord GOD; When I shall have gathered the house of Israel from the people among whom they are scattered, and shall be sanctified in them in the sight of the heathen, then shall they dwell in their land that I have given to my servant Jacob.
Lk 16:3 O tasai tarė sau: ‘Ką veiksiu, kad šeimininkas atima iš manęs prievaizdavimą? Kasti neįstengiu, o elgetauti man gėda.
Lu 16:3 Then the steward said within himself, What shall I do? for my lord taketh away from me the stewardship: I cannot dig; to beg I am ashamed.
Iz 1:6 Nuo kojų padų iki viršugalvioneturite jūs sveikos vietos. Mėlynės, randai ir pūliuojančios žaizdos, nevalytos, netvarstytos, aliejumi nepateptos.
Isa 1:6 From the sole of the foot even unto the head there is no soundness in it; but wounds, and bruises, and putrifying sores: they have not been closed, neither bound up, neither mollified with ointment.

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