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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 9:1 Tada Jobas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 9:1 Then Job answered and said,
Įst 10:12 O dabar, Izraeli, ko gi reikalauja iš tavęs Viešpats, tavo Dievas? Vien pagarbiai bijoti Viešpaties, savo Dievo, eiti visais jo keliais, mylėti jį, tarnauti Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, visa savo širdimi ir visa siela
De 10:12 And now, Israel, what doth the LORD thy God require of thee, but to fear the LORD thy God, to walk in all his ways, and to love him, and to serve the LORD thy God with all thy heart and with all thy soul,
Jer 13:23 Argi gali etiopas pakeisti savo odą, o leopardas ­ savo dėmes? Tad ar, įgudę blogai elgtis, galėtumėte daryti gera?
Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
Ez 24:6 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Vargas kruvinajam miestui, tam surūdijusiam katilui, kurio rūdys nebuvo nušveistos! Ištuštink jį gabalą po gabalo, nedarydamas jokio skirtumo.
Eze 24:6 Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it! bring it out piece by piece; let no lot fall upon it.
Sk 27:3 "Mūsų tėvas mirė dykumoje. Jis nebuvo tarp susibūrusiųjų prieš Viešpatį Koracho draugėje, bet numirė už savo paties nuodėmę. O sūnų jis nepaliko.
Nu 27:3 Our father died in the wilderness, and he was not in the company of them that gathered themselves together against the LORD in the company of Korah; but died in his own sin, and had no sons.
2Sam 22:48 Dievas, kuris mane apgynė, pajungė man tautas,
2Sa 22:48 It is God that avengeth me, and that bringeth down the people under me.
Joz 11:22 Izraelitų krašte anakiečių nebeliko; tik Gazoje, Gate ir Ašdode jų užsiliko.
Jos 11:22 There was none of the Anakims left in the land of the children of Israel: only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod, there remained.
Pr 25:12 Štai Abraomo sūnaus Izmaelio, kurį Abraomui pagimdė Saros vergė, egiptietė Hagara, palikuonys.
Ge 25:12 Now these are the generations of Ishmael, Abraham's son, whom Hagar the Egyptian, Sarah's handmaid, bare unto Abraham:
Pr 36:9 Štai edomitų protėvio Ezavo palikuonys Seyro aukštumose.
Ge 36:9 And these are the generations of Esau the father of the Edomites in mount Seir:
Neh 1:5 Aš meldžiausi: "O Viešpatie, dangaus Dieve, didingasis ir šiurpą keliantis Dieve, tu laikaisi Sandoros ir ištikimos meilės su tais, kurie tave myli ir laikosi tavo įsakymų.
Ne 1:5 And said, I beseech thee, O LORD God of heaven, the great and terrible God, that keepeth covenant and mercy for them that love him and observe his commandments:
Rut 4:12 Tegu per palikuonis, tau Viešpaties duotus iš šios jaunos moters, tavo namai būna panašūs į namus Pereco, kurį Tamara pagimdė Judui! "
Ru 4:12 And let thy house be like the house of Pharez, whom Tamar bare unto Judah, of the seed which the LORD shall give thee of this young woman.
Pr 10:19 Kanaaniečių žemė nuo Sidono driekėsi Geraro kryptimi iki pat Gazos, o Sodomos, Gomoros, Admos ir Ceboimų kryptimi ­ iki pat Lešos.
Ge 10:19 And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, even unto Lasha.
1Kar 3:19 Naktį šios moters sūnus mirė, nes ji miegodama jį nugulė.
1Ki 3:19 And this woman's child died in the night; because she overlaid it.
2Kar 10:6 Jis parašė jiems antrą laišką. Jame rašė: "Jeigu esate mano pusėje ir pasirengę manęs klausyti, paimkite vyrų, jūsų valdovo sūnų galvas ir ateikite rytoj šiuo laiku pas mane į Jezreelį. " O karaliaus sūnūs ­ iš viso septyniasdešimt ­ buvo pas miesto didikus, kurie juos augino.
2Ki 10:6 Then he wrote a letter the second time to them, saying, If ye be mine, and if ye will hearken unto my voice, take ye the heads of the men your master's sons, and come to me to Jezreel by to morrow this time. Now the king's sons, being seventy persons, were with the great men of the city, which brought them up.
Apr 21:14 Miesto mūrai turi dvylika pamatų, ant kurių užrašyti dvylikos Avinėlio apaštalų vardai.
Re 21:14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
Iš 10:8 Mozė ir Aaronas buvo vėl pašaukti pas faraoną. Jis tarė jiems: "Eikite, garbinkite Viešpatį, savo Dievą! Bet kas gi iš jūsų turi eiti? "
Ex 10:8 And Moses and Aaron were brought again unto Pharaoh: and he said unto them, Go, serve the LORD your God: but who are they that shall go?
Sk 32:11 ‘Nė vienas iš žmonių, kurie išėjo iš Egipto, nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, nematys krašto, kurį prisiekiau duoti Abraomui, Izaokui ir Jokūbui, nes jie ištikimai manęs nesekė;
Nu 32:11 Surely none of the men that came up out of Egypt, from twenty years old and upward, shall see the land which I sware unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob; because they have not wholly followed me:
Iš 36:27 O Padangtės užpakalinei sienai ­ vakarų šonui ­ padirbo šešias lentas.
Ex 36:27 And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards.
Mk 9:20 Jie atvedė. Vos pamačiusi Jėzų, dvasia ėmė tąsyti berniuką, šis parpuolė ant žemės ir apsiputojęs pradėjo blaškytis.
Mar 9:20 And they brought him unto him: and when he saw him, straightway the spirit tare him; and he fell on the ground, and wallowed foaming.
Sk 6:9 Jeigu kas nors labai staiga šalia jo numirtų, suteršdamas pašvęstą galvą, jis nusiskus galvą tą dieną, kai taps švarus; septintą dieną jis nusiskus galvą.
Nu 6:9 And if any man die very suddenly by him, and he hath defiled the head of his consecration; then he shall shave his head in the day of his cleansing, on the seventh day shall he shave it.

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