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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 41:26 Šoninėse prieangio sienose buvo langai nišose ir palmės ant abiejų šonų.
Eze 41:26 And there were narrow windows and palm trees on the one side and on the other side, on the sides of the porch, and upon the side chambers of the house, and thick planks.
2Kar 4:15 "Pašauk ją", ­ tarė Eliziejus. Tarnui ją pašaukus, ji atsistojo prie durų.
2Ki 4:15 And he said, Call her. And when he had called her, she stood in the door.
Ps 108:4 Juk tavo gerumas aukštesnis už dangų, ištikimybė siekia debesis.
Ps 108:4 For thy mercy is great above the heavens: and thy truth reacheth unto the clouds.
Jn 9:11 Jis išpasakojo: "Žmogus, vardu Jėzus, padarė purvo, patepė juo mano akis ir pasakė: ‘Eik į Siloamą nusiprausti. ’ Aš nuėjau, nusiprausiau ir praregėjau. "
Jo 9:11 He answered and said, A man that is called Jesus made clay, and anointed mine eyes, and said unto me, Go to the pool of Siloam, and wash: and I went and washed, and I received sight.
Ts 6:10 Sakiau jums: "Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas. Negarbinsite dievų amoritų, kurių krašte gyvenate. " Bet jūs mano balso nepaklausėte! ’"
Judg 6:10 And I said unto you, I am the LORD your God; fear not the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but ye have not obeyed my voice.
2Kar 5:25 Įėjęs į vidų, jis atsistojo priešais savo šeimininką. Eliziejus paklausė: "Kur buvai, Gehazi? " Jis atsakė: "Tavo tarnas niekur nebuvo išėjęs. "
2Ki 5:25 But he went in, and stood before his master. And Elisha said unto him, Whence comest thou, Gehazi? And he said, Thy servant went no whither.
Įst 16:12 Atsimink, kad buvai vergas Egipte, ir ištikimai laikykis šių įstatų.
De 16:12 And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in Egypt: and thou shalt observe and do these statutes.
1Kar 1:7 Jis pasitarė su Cerujos sūnumi Joabu ir kunigu Abjataru; jiedu rėmė Adoniją.
1Ki 1:7 And he conferred with Joab the son of Zeruiah, and with Abiathar the priest: and they following Adonijah helped him.
Iš 10:12 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Ištiesk ranką viršum Egipto žemės, kad ją užpultų skėriai ir surytų visą augaliją krašte ­ visa, kas likę nuo ledų krušos. "
Ex 10:12 And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left.
Mk 4:9 Jis dar pridėjo: "Kas turi ausis klausyti ­ teklauso! "
Mar 4:9 And he said unto them, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Pr 44:31 vos pamatęs, kad nėra jauniausiojo su mumis, jis numirs. Tavo tarnai pasiųstų tavo tarno, mūsų tėvo, žilą galvą su širdgėla žemyn į Šeolą.
Ge 44:31 It shall come to pass, when he seeth that the lad is not with us, that he will die: and thy servants shall bring down the gray hairs of thy servant our father with sorrow to the grave.
Dan 1:11 Danielius atsakė prižiūrėtojui, kurį rūmų vyriausiasis pareigūnas buvo paskyręs Danieliui, Hananijai, Mišaeliui ir Azarijai:
Da 1:11 Then said Daniel to Melzar, whom the prince of the eunuchs had set over Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah,
1Kor 6:20 Iš tiesų esate brangiai nupirkti. Tad šlovinkite Dievą savo kūnu!
1C 6:20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
Iz 1:4 Ak nuodėminga tauta, žmonės, apsikrovę nedorybėmis, piktadarių palikuonys, ištvirkę vaikai! Jie paliko Viešpatį, atmetė Izraelio Šventąjį, atsuko jam nugarą.
Isa 1:4 Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward.
1Krn 6:56 o miesto laukai ir jam priklausantys kaimai duoti Jefunės sūnui Kalebui.
1Ch 6:56 But the fields of the city, and the villages thereof, they gave to Caleb the son of Jephunneh.
Ez 2:9 Aš pažvelgiau: priešais mane ištiesta ranka laikė prirašytą ritinį.
Eze 2:9 And when I looked, behold, an hand was sent unto me; and, lo, a roll of a book was therein;
Ez 8:1 Stabmeldystė Šventykloje Atsitiko taip, kad šeštų metų šešto mėnesio penktą dieną, man esant namie ir Judo seniūnams sėdint priešais mane, Viešpaties DIEVO ranka nusileido ant manęs.
Eze 8:1 And it came to pass in the sixth year, in the sixth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I sat in mine house, and the elders of Judah sat before me, that the hand of the Lord GOD fell there upon me.
1Kar 18:29 Vidudieniui praėjus, jie vis dar šėlo, pranašaudami pagavoje iki pat aukos atnašavimo. Vis dar nebuvo jokio garso, ir nebuvo, kas atsakytų ar išklausytų.
1Ki 18:29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.
1Krn 27:10 Septintas septintą mėnesį buvo Helecas Pelojietis iš Efraimo giminės; jo būryje buvo dvidešimt keturi tūkstančiai.
1Ch 27:10 The seventh captain for the seventh month was Helez the Pelonite, of the children of Ephraim: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.
Ps 83:10 Tu nugalėjai juos prie En Doro, ir jų lavonai tapo mėšlu laukams.
Ps 83:10 Which perished at Endor: they became as dung for the earth.

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