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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 10:30 Ir ją bei jos karalių Viešpats atidavė Izraeliui į rankas. Miestą ir visus žmones Jozuė ištiko kalaviju, nė vieno nepaliko gyvo. Su Libnos karaliumi jis pasielgė taip, kaip buvo pasielgęs su Jericho karaliumi.
Jos 10:30 And the LORD delivered it also, and the king thereof, into the hand of Israel; and he smote it with the edge of the sword, and all the souls that were therein; he let none remain in it; but did unto the king thereof as he did unto the king of Jericho.
1Jn 5:12 Kas turi Sūnų, tas turi gyvenimą. Kas neturi Dievo Sūnaus, tas neturi gyvenimo.
1J 5:12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
Pr 1:13 Atėjo vakaras ir išaušo rytas, trečioji diena.
Ge 1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
Sk 7:49 Jo atnaša buvo sidabro dubuo, sveriantis šimtą trisdešimt šekelių, sidabro taurė, sverianti septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilni geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:49 His offering was one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
2Kar 2:10 "Sunkaus dalyko prašai, ­ tarė Elijas. ­ Jeigu matysi mane, kai būsiu nuo tavęs paimamas, tau bus šitai suteikta, o jeigu nematysi, tai nebus tau suteikta. "
2Ki 2:10 And he said, Thou hast asked a hard thing: nevertheless, if thou see me when I am taken from thee, it shall be so unto thee; but if not, it shall not be so.
Pr 43:34 Valgis buvo jiems paduodamas nuo jo stalo, bet Benjamino dalis buvo penkis kartus didesnė už bet kurio kito. Jie gėrė ir linksminosi su juo.
Ge 43:34 And he took and sent messes unto them from before him: but Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of their's. And they drank, and were merry with him.
1Sam 23:24 Jie tuojau iškeliavo į Zifą pirma Sauliaus. Dovydas ir jo vyrai buvo Maono dykumoje, Araboje, į pietus nuo Ješimono.
1Sa 23:24 And they arose, and went to Ziph before Saul: but David and his men were in the wilderness of Maon, in the plain on the south of Jeshimon.
1Sam 23:6 Atbėgęs pas Dovydą į Keilą, Ahimelecho sūnus Abjataras atėjo su efodu rankoje.
1Sa 23:6 And it came to pass, when Abiathar the son of Ahimelech fled to David to Keilah, that he came down with an ephod in his hand.
Mt 26:24 Žmogaus Sūnus, tiesa, eina savo keliu, kaip apie jį parašyta, bet vargas tam žmogui, kuris išduos Žmogaus Sūnų. Geriau jam būtų buvę negimti. "
Mat 26:24 The Son of man goeth as it is written of him: but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that man if he had not been born.
Joz 19:5 Ciklagą, Bet Markabotus, Hacar Susą,
Jos 19:5 And Ziklag, and Bethmarcaboth, and Hazarsusah,
Lk 24:34 kurie sakė: "Viešpats tikrai prisikėlė ir pasirodė Simonui. "
Lu 24:34 Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon.
Neh 11:12 ir jų broliai, kurie atliko Namų apeigas, iš viso aštuoni šimtai dvidešimt du; taip pat Malkijos sūnaus Pašhūro sūnaus Zacharijos sūnaus Amcio sūnaus Pelalijos sūnaus Jerohamo sūnus Adaja
Ne 11:12 And their brethren that did the work of the house were eight hundred twenty and two: and Adaiah the son of Jeroham, the son of Pelaliah, the son of Amzi, the son of Zechariah, the son of Pashur, the son of Malchiah.
Kol 3:22 Jūs, vergai, visuose reikaluose klausykite savo žemiškųjų šeimininkų ne dėl akių, kad įtiktumėte žmonėms, bet neklastinga širdimi, bijodami Viešpaties.
Co 3:22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God;
Mk 8:30 Tuomet Jėzus griežtai įsakė niekam apie jį nekalbėti.
Mar 8:30 And he charged them that they should tell no man of him.
Jer 34:19 Judo ir Jeruzalės didžiūnus, dvariškius, kunigus ir paprastus žmones, praėjusius tarp abiejų veršio pusių,
Jer 34:19 The princes of Judah, and the princes of Jerusalem, the eunuchs, and the priests, and all the people of the land, which passed between the parts of the calf;
2Sam 17:19 O to vyro žmona, paėmusi dangalą, užklojo šulinio angą ir taip apskleidė grūdais, kad nebūtų galima pastebėti.
2Sa 17:19 And the woman took and spread a covering over the well's mouth, and spread ground corn thereon; and the thing was not known.
Žyd 1:3 Jis, Dievo šlovės atšvaitas ir jo esybės paveikslas, palaikantis savo galingu žodžiu visatą, nuplovęs nuodėmes, atsisėdo Didybės dešinėje aukštybėse
He 1:3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:
Žyd 10:2 Argi tos aukos nesiliautų, jeigu aukotojai, vienąkart apvalyti, daugiau nebejaustų sąžinėje nusikaltimo?
He 10:2 For then would they not have ceased to be offered? because that the worshippers once purged should have had no more conscience of sins.
Jer 24:3 Tada Viešpats man tarė: "Ką tu matai, Jeremijau? " ­ "Figas, ­ atsakiau. ­ Gerosios figos ­ labai geros, bet prastosios ­ labai blogos, tokios blogos, jog jau nebevalgomos. "
Jer 24:3 Then said the LORD unto me, What seest thou, Jeremiah? And I said, Figs; the good figs, very good; and the evil, very evil, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Ez 47:5 Jis vėl atmatavo tūkstantį uolekčių, ir jau buvo upė, kurios nebegalėjau pereiti, nes vanduo buvo taip patvinęs, jog reikėjo plaukti; upė buvo nepereinama.
Eze 47:5 Afterward he measured a thousand; and it was a river that I could not pass over: for the waters were risen, waters to swim in, a river that could not be passed over.

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