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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Oz 4:14 Nebausiu jūsų dukterų, kai jos elgiasi kaip kekšės, nei jūsų marčių, kai jos svetimauja, nes patys vyrai susideda su paleistuvėmisir skerdžia aukas su šventyklų kekšėmis. Taip tauta be proto eina į pražūtį.
Ho 4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall.
2Sam 5:17 Išgirdę, kad Dovydas pateptas Izraelio karaliumi, visi filistinai leidosi į žygį Dovydo ieškoti. Bet Dovydas, apie tai sužinojęs, nuėjo į tvirtovę.
2Sa 5:17 But when the Philistines heard that they had anointed David king over Israel, all the Philistines came up to seek David; and David heard of it, and went down to the hold.
Iz 29:19 Kuklieji vėl džiaugsis Viešpačiu, vargšai džiūgaus dėl Izraelio Šventojo.
Isa 29:19 The meek also shall increase their joy in the LORD, and the poor among men shall rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.
1Krn 16:41 Su jais buvo Hemanas, Jedutūnas ir kiti rinktiniai vyrai, pagal vardus paskirti išreikšti padėką Viešpačiui, nes jo ištikimoji meilė yra amžina.
1Ch 16:41 And with them Heman and Jeduthun, and the rest that were chosen, who were expressed by name, to give thanks to the LORD, because his mercy endureth for ever;
Mk 3:32 Aplink jį sėdėjo minia, kai jam buvo pranešta: "Štai tavo motina ir broliai bei seserys lauke stovi ir ieško tavęs. "
Mar 3:32 And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.
Kun 6:30 Bet aukos už nuodėmę mėsa, kurios kraujo buvo atnešta į Susitikimo Palapinę permaldavimui šventoje vietoje, nebus valgoma. Ji turi būti sudeginta ugnyje.
Le 6:30 And no sin offering, whereof any of the blood is brought into the tabernacle of the congregation to reconcile withal in the holy place, shall be eaten: it shall be burnt in the fire.
1Kor 3:10 Dievo man suteikta malone aš, kaip išmanus statybos vadovas, padėjau pamatą, o kitas stato toliau. Tegul kiekvienas žiūrisi, kaip ant jo statyti.
1C 3:10 According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon.
Ezd 1:7 Be to, karalius Kyras perdavė Viešpaties Namų reikmenis, kuriuos Nebukadnecaras buvo išgabenęs iš Jeruzalės ir padėjęs į savo dievų namus.
Ezr 1:7 Also Cyrus the king brought forth the vessels of the house of the LORD, which Nebuchadnezzar had brought forth out of Jerusalem, and had put them in the house of his gods;
Lk 7:27 Jis yra tasai, apie kurį parašyta: Štai aš siunčiu pirm tavęs savo pasiuntinį, ir jis nuties tau kelią.
Lu 7:27 This is he, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
Jn 1:9 Buvo tikroji šviesa, kuri apšviečia kiekvieną žmogų, ir ji atėjo į šį pasaulį.
Jo 1:9 That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
Jl 1:12 Vynmedis vysta, figmedis svyra. Granatmedis, palmė ir obelis, visi laukų medžiai nuvytę. Ir žmonių džiaugsmas dingsta.
Joe 1:12 The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.
Mt 19:23 Tada Jėzus tarė savo mokiniams: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: turtuoliui nelengva patekti į dangaus karalystę.
Mat 19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Jn 12:18 Žmonės todėl ir išėjo jo pasitikti, kad buvo girdėję jį padarius tą ženklą.
Jo 12:18 For this cause the people also met him, for that they heard that he had done this miracle.
1Kar 16:33 Ahabas padarė ir šventąjį stulpą. Ahabas padarė daugiau Viešpačiui, Izraelio Dievui, supykdyti negu bet kuris iš prieš jį buvusių Izraelio karalių.
1Ki 16:33 And Ahab made a grove; and Ahab did more to provoke the LORD God of Israel to anger than all the kings of Israel that were before him.
Iš 12:6 Laikysite jį iki šio mėnesio keturioliktos dienos, tada jis turi būti papjautas vakare, dalyvaujant visai susirinkusiai Izraelio bendrijai.
Ex 12:6 And ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month: and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening.
Ps 87:1 Koracho sūnų psalmė. Giesmė. Ant šventojo kalno stovi jo įkurtas miestas;
Ps 87:1 His foundation is in the holy mountains.
Pr 31:30 Na, tiek to, suprantu, tu turėjai iškeliauti, nes buvai labai pasiilgęs tėvo namų, bet kodėl pavogei mano dievus? "
Ge 31:30 And now, though thou wouldest needs be gone, because thou sore longedst after thy father's house, yet wherefore hast thou stolen my gods?
1Kor 1:21 O kadangi pasaulis išmintimi Dievo nepažino iš Dievo išminties veikalų, Dievas panorėjo skelbimo kvailumu išgelbėti tuos, kurie tiki.
1C 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
Kun 1:8 Po to Aarono sūnūs, kunigai, išdėlios sukapotas dalis drauge su galva ir taukais ant ugnies ir malkų, esančių ant aukuro.
Le 1:8 And the priests, Aaron's sons, shall lay the parts, the head, and the fat, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which is upon the altar:
Apd 28:11 Po trijų mėnesių mes išplaukėme Aleksandrijos laivu, žiemojusiu saloje. Jis turėjo Dioskūrųa ženklą.
Ac 28:11 And after three months we departed in a ship of Alexandria, which had wintered in the isle, whose sign was Castor and Pollux.

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