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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 48:3 Klausykitės! Klyksmas iš Horonaimų: ‘Niokojimas ir baisus sunaikinimas! ’ ­
Jer 48:3 A voice of crying shall be from Horonaim, spoiling and great destruction.
Įst 20:10 Prisiartinęs prie miesto jo pulti, pasiūlyk jam taikos sąlygas.
De 20:10 When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it.
Kol 4:8 Aš tam jį ir siunčiu, kad sužinotumėte apie mus ir kad jis paguostų jūsų širdis.
Co 4:8 Whom I have sent unto you for the same purpose, that he might know your estate, and comfort your hearts;
Iz 48:19 Tavo palikuonių būtų kaip smilčių, o gimusių iš tavo giminės ­ kaip smėlio grūdelių. Jų vardas nežūtų ir neišdiltų mano akyse. "
Isa 48:19 Thy seed also had been as the sand, and the offspring of thy bowels like the gravel thereof; his name should not have been cut off nor destroyed from before me.
Mk 8:28 Jie atsakė: "Vieni ­ Jonu Krikštytoju, kiti ­ Eliju, treti ­ dar kuriuo iš pranašų. "
Mar 8:28 And they answered, John the Baptist; but some say, Elias; and others, One of the prophets.
Pr 27:2 Anas tarė jam: "Matai, jau pasenau. Nežinau savo mirties dienos.
Ge 27:2 And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death:
Ps 119:123 Akis pražiūrėjau, laukdamas tavo išganymoir tavo teisaus pažado įvykdymo.
Ps 119:123 Mine eyes fail for thy salvation, and for the word of thy righteousness.
Job 36:22 Atmink, kokia didinga Dievo galybė! Kas gali taip pamokyti, kaip daro jis?
Job 36:22 Behold, God exalteth by his power: who teacheth like him?
1Krn 4:2 Šobalo sūnui Reajai gimė Jahatas, Jahatui ­ Ahumajas ir Lahadas. Tai coriečių kiltys.
1Ch 4:2 And Reaiah the son of Shobal begat Jahath; and Jahath begat Ahumai, and Lahad. These are the families of the Zorathites.
1Krn 25:28 dvidešimt pirmas ­ Hotyrui, jo sūnums ir broliams, iš viso dvylikai,
1Ch 25:28 The one and twentieth to Hothir, he, his sons, and his brethren, were twelve:
1Krn 29:1 Karalius Dovydas kalbėjo visai sueigai: "Mano sūnus Saliamonas, kurį vieną Dievas išsirinko, yra jaunas ir be patirties, nors užduotis didelė. Juk šventykla ne žmogui, o Dievui.
1Ch 29:1 Furthermore David the king said unto all the congregation, Solomon my son, whom alone God hath chosen, is yet young and tender, and the work is great: for the palace is not for man, but for the LORD God.
Kun 14:4 kunigas įsakys, kad du gyvi švarūs paukščiai, kedro medžio, tamsiai raudonų siūlų ir yzopo būtų atnešta tam, kuris turi būti pripažintas švarus.
Le 14:4 Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive and clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:
2Tim 2:24 Viešpaties tarnui nedera kivirčytis, bet reikia su visais elgtis maloniai, stengtis pamokyti, būti kantriam,
2Ti 2:24 And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,
Joz 15:10 Nuo Baalos riba suka į vakarus Seyro kalno link, eina palei Jearimo kalno, tai yra Kesalono šlaito, šiaurinį šoną, nusileidžia į Bet Šemešą ir eina į Timną.
Jos 15:10 And the border compassed from Baalah westward unto mount Seir, and passed along unto the side of mount Jearim, which is Chesalon, on the north side, and went down to Bethshemesh, and passed on to Timnah:
Sk 18:4 Jie pajungti tau, kad atliktų darbus Susitikimo Palapinėje, eitų visą Palapinės tarnybą. Bet joks pašalietis tenesibrauna į jūsų tarpą.
Nu 18:4 And they shall be joined unto thee, and keep the charge of the tabernacle of the congregation, for all the service of the tabernacle: and a stranger shall not come nigh unto you.
Lk 10:21 Tuomet jis džiūgavo Šventojoje Dvasioje ir kalbėjo: "Aš šlovinu tave, Tėve, dangaus ir žemės Viešpatie, kad paslėpei tai nuo išmintingųjų ir gudriųjų, o apreiškei mažutėliams. Taip, Tėve, nes tau taip patiko.
Lu 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
Jon 4:5 Tuomet Jona išėjo iš miesto, apsistojo jo rytinėje pusėje ir pasidarė pastogę. Atsisėdo jos pavėsyje ir laukė, kas toliau atsitiks miestui.
Jon 4:5 So Jonah went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might see what would become of the city.
Mt 9:36 Matydamas minias, jis gailėjosi žmonių, nes jie buvo suvargę ir apleisti lyg avys be piemens.
Mat 9:36 But when he saw the multitudes, he was moved with compassion on them, because they fainted, and were scattered abroad, as sheep having no shepherd.
Ps 19:10 brangintini labiau už auksą, net rinktinį auksą, saldesni už medų, net gryniausią korio medų.
Ps 19:10 More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine gold: sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb.
Ps 136:6 Jis patiesė žemę ant vandenų, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina.
Ps 136:6 To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.

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