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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 48:32 Verkiu tavęs, Sibmos vynuogyne, daugiau negu Jazero! Tavo atžalos nusidriekė anapus jūros, nusiraizgė iki pat Jazero. Tavo vasaros pjūtį ir vynuogių rinkimąužpuolė niokotojas.
Jer 48:32 O vine of Sibmah, I will weep for thee with the weeping of Jazer: thy plants are gone over the sea, they reach even to the sea of Jazer: the spoiler is fallen upon thy summer fruits and upon thy vintage.
Pr 21:12 Bet Dievas tarė Abraomui: "Nesikankink dėl berniuko ar dėl vergės. Ką tau sako Sara, daryk, kaip ji sako, nes per Izaoką bus tęsiami tavo palikuonys.
Ge 21:12 And God said unto Abraham, Let it not be grievous in thy sight because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that Sarah hath said unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall thy seed be called.
Iz 7:22 Jis gaus tiek daug pieno, kad maitinsis varške. Varškė ir medus bus maistas visųlikusiųjų krašte.
Isa 7:22 And it shall come to pass, for the abundance of milk that they shall give he shall eat butter: for butter and honey shall every one eat that is left in the land.
Job 32:7 Maniau: ‘Tekalba metai, temoko žilagalviai išminties. ’
Job 32:7 I said, Days should speak, and multitude of years should teach wisdom.
Jn 20:27 Paskui kreipėsi į Tomą: "Įbesk čia pirštą ir apžiūrėk mano rankas. Ištiesk ranką ir įkišk į mano šoną; jau nebebūk netikintis, būk tikintis. "
Jo 20:27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
1Kar 18:10 Kaip gyvas Viešpats, tavo Dievas, nėra jokios tautos ar karalystės, į kurią mano valdovas nebūtų siuntęs tavęs ieškoti. Atsakius: ‘Čia jo nėra’, ­ jis reikalaudavo iš tos karalystės ar tautos priesaikos, kad tavęs nesurado.
1Ki 18:10 As the LORD thy God liveth, there is no nation or kingdom, whither my lord hath not sent to seek thee: and when they said, He is not there; he took an oath of the kingdom and nation, that they found thee not.
Neh 10:38 Kunigas, Aarono palikuonis, bus su levitais, jiems renkant dešimtinę; levitai atneš dešimtinę nuo savo dešimtinių į mūsų Dievo Namų iždo sandėlius.
Ne 10:38 And the priest the son of Aaron shall be with the Levites, when the Levites take tithes: and the Levites shall bring up the tithe of the tithes unto the house of our God, to the chambers, into the treasure house.
1Sam 15:26 Samuelis atsakė Sauliui: "Negrįšiu su tavimi, nes tu atmetei Viešpaties žodį, o Viešpats atmetė tave nuo karaliavimo Izraelyje. "
1Sa 15:26 And Samuel said unto Saul, I will not return with thee: for thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, and the LORD hath rejected thee from being king over Israel.
Joz 22:25 Juk Viešpats tikrai padarė Jordaną riba tarp mūsų ir jūsų, o Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmonės! Viešpatyje dalies jūs neturite! ’ Vadinasi, jūsų vaikai užkirstų kelią mūsų vaikams garbinti Viešpatį.
Jos 22:25 For the LORD hath made Jordan a border between us and you, ye children of Reuben and children of Gad; ye have no part in the LORD: so shall your children make our children cease from fearing the LORD.
Apr 21:10 Ir nunešė mane dvasioje ant didelio ir aukšto kalno, ir parodė man šventąjį miestą, Jeruzalę, nužengiančią iš dangaus, nuo Dievo,
Re 21:10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
Jer 18:12 Tačiau jie atsakys: ‘Tuščios pastangos! Laikysimės savo užmačių; kiekvienas mūsų elgsis pagal savo nedoros širdies užsispyrimą. ’"
Jer 18:12 And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one do the imagination of his evil heart.
Apd 15:17 kad imtų ieškoti Viešpaties visi kiti žmonės, visos tautos, kuriose minimas mano vardas. Taip sako Viešpats,
Ac 15:17 That the residue of men might seek after the Lord, and all the Gentiles, upon whom my name is called, saith the Lord, who doeth all these things.
Ezd 8:32 Atvykę į Jeruzalę, ilsėjomės tris dienas.
Ezr 8:32 And we came to Jerusalem, and abode there three days.
1Sam 26:23 Viešpats atlygina kiekvienam, kuris yra teisus ir ištikimas. Šiandien Viešpats įdavė tave man į rankas, bet aš nepakėliau rankos prieš Viešpaties pateptąjį.
1Sa 26:23 The LORD render to every man his righteousness and his faithfulness; for the LORD delivered thee into my hand to day, but I would not stretch forth mine hand against the LORD's anointed.
2Kar 19:26 Bejėgiai buvo jų gyventojai, išgąsčio ir gėdos apimtitarsi žõlės laukuose, kaip gležna žaluma, lyg žolė ant stogų pučiant rytų vėjui.
2Ki 19:26 Therefore their inhabitants were of small power, they were dismayed and confounded; they were as the grass of the field, and as the green herb, as the grass on the house tops, and as corn blasted before it be grown up.
Kun 25:38 Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, kuris išvedžiau jus iš Egipto žemės duoti jums Kanaano žemę ir būti jūsų Dievas.
Le 25:38 I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, to give you the land of Canaan, and to be your God.
Ezd 2:48 Recino palikuonys, Nekodos palikuonys, Gazamo palikuonys,
Ezr 2:48 The children of Rezin, the children of Nekoda, the children of Gazzam,
2Kor 4:6 Pats Dievas, kuris yra taręs: Iš tamsos tenušvinta šviesa! ­ sušvito mūsų širdyse, kad pažintume Dievo šlovę, spindinčią Kristaus veide.
2C 4:6 For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.
Mk 9:23 Jėzus jam atsakė: "‘Jei ką gali’? ! Tikinčiam viskas galima! "
Mar 9:23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.
Ef 4:3 uoliai sergėkite Dvasios vienybę taikos ryšiu.
Ep 4:3 Endeavouring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace.

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