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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 18:17 "Argi nesakiau, ­ tarė Izraelio karalius Juozapatui, ­ kad jis nepranašaus apie mane nieko palankaus, bet tik nelaimę? "
2Ch 18:17 And the king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would not prophesy good unto me, but evil?
Kun 18:30 Todėl laikykitės mano įpareigojimo nedaryti nė vieno iš šių pasibjaurėtinų dalykų, kaip darė prieš jus buvusieji, ir savęs jais nesuterškite; aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas. ’"
Le 18:30 Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God.
Iš 29:11 o tu papjausi jį Viešpaties akivaizdoje prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę,
Ex 29:11 And thou shalt kill the bullock before the LORD, by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Pr 36:29 Horų gentys: Lotano gentis, Šobalo gentis, Cibeono gentis, Anos gentis,
Ge 36:29 These are the dukes that came of the Horites; duke Lotan, duke Shobal, duke Zibeon, duke Anah,
Ezd 8:30 Tada kunigai ir levitai priėmė atsvertą sidabrą, auksą ir reikmenis, kuriuos turėjo nunešti į Jeruzalę, į mūsų Dievo Namus.
Ezr 8:30 So took the priests and the Levites the weight of the silver, and the gold, and the vessels, to bring them to Jerusalem unto the house of our God.
Neh 5:2 Kai kurie sakė: "Mūsų sūnų ir dukterų yra daug. Mes turime gauti grūdų, kad galėtume pavalgyti ir likti gyvi. "
Ne 5:2 For there were that said, We, our sons, and our daughters, are many: therefore we take up corn for them, that we may eat, and live.
2Krn 9:10 Be to, Hiramo tarnai ir Saliamono tarnai, kurie pargabeno aukso iš Ofyro, pargabeno taip pat algumo medžio ir brangakmenių.
2Ch 9:10 And the servants also of Huram, and the servants of Solomon, which brought gold from Ophir, brought algum trees and precious stones.
Mk 11:15 Ir jie ateina į Jeruzalę. Įėjęs į šventyklą, Jėzus ėmė varyti laukan parduodančius ir perkančius šventykloje. Jis išvartė pinigų keitėjų stalus bei karvelių pardavėjų suolus
Mar 11:15 And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves;
Kun 14:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 14:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Pr 29:29 Savo tarnaitę Bilhą Labanas paskyrė dukters Rachelės tarnaite.
Ge 29:29 And Laban gave to Rachel his daughter Bilhah his handmaid to be her maid.
Ez 21:26 taip kalbėjo Viešpats DIEVAS. ­Nusiimk turbaną, nukelk nuo galvos karūną! Niekas nepasiliks kaip buvęs: kas žema, tas bus išaukštinta, kas aukšta, tas bus pažeminta!
Eze 21:26 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Remove the diadem, and take off the crown: this shall not be the same: exalt him that is low, and abase him that is high.
Jok 3:14 Bet jeigu jūs savo širdyje puoselėjate kartų pavyduliavimą ir savanaudiškumą, tai nesigirkite ir nemeluokite tiesai.
Ja 3:14 But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth.
Jer 31:38 Tikėk manimi, ateina dienos, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kai Viešpaties miestas bus atstatytas nuo Hananelio bokšto ligi Kampo vartų.
Jer 31:38 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that the city shall be built to the LORD from the tower of Hananeel unto the gate of the corner.
Neh 4:3 Tobija Amonitas, stovėjęs šalia jo, pridėjo: "Taip, ir ką jie stato! Juk net lapė, užšokusi ant tos akmenų sienos, ją nugriaus! "
Ne 4:3 Now Tobiah the Ammonite was by him, and he said, Even that which they build, if a fox go up, he shall even break down their stone wall.
Ps 98:3 Jis atsiminė savo gerumą ir ištikimybę Izraelio namams. Visi žemės pakraščiai pamatė mūsų Dievo išganymą.
Ps 98:3 He hath remembered his mercy and his truth toward the house of Israel: all the ends of the earth have seen the salvation of our God.
Kun 14:20 ant aukuro kunigas paaukos deginamąją auką ir javų atnašą. Taip kunigas atliks permaldavimą jo labui. Tada žmogus bus švarus.
Le 14:20 And the priest shall offer the burnt offering and the meat offering upon the altar: and the priest shall make an atonement for him, and he shall be clean.
Apd 19:21 Atlikęs tuos darbus, Paulius, Dvasios skatinamas, nusprendė per Makedoniją ir Achają keliauti į Jeruzalę. "Aplankęs šiuos kraštus, ­ sakė jis, ­ aš turiu pamatyti ir Romą. "
Ac 19:21 After these things were ended, Paul purposed in the spirit, when he had passed through Macedonia and Achaia, to go to Jerusalem, saying, After I have been there, I must also see Rome.
Pr 12:9 Po to Abromas, tarpais sustodamas, keliavo Negebo link.
Ge 12:9 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward the south.
1Krn 29:18 Viešpatie, mūsų protėvių Abraomo, Izaoko ir Izraelio Dieve, palaikyk tokį jausmą ir tokias mintis savo tautos žmonių širdyse amžinai ir kreipk į save jų širdis.
1Ch 29:18 O LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, our fathers, keep this for ever in the imagination of the thoughts of the heart of thy people, and prepare their heart unto thee:
Sk 11:21 Bet Mozė tarė: "Tauta, kuri yra su manimi, turi šešis šimtus tūkstančių pėsčių vyrų, o tu sakai: ‘Aš duosiu jiems pakankamai mėsos valgyti visą mėnesį. ’
Nu 11:21 And Moses said, The people, among whom I am, are six hundred thousand footmen; and thou hast said, I will give them flesh, that they may eat a whole month.

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