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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sof 2:12 Ir jūs, kušitai, būsite mano kalavijo išžudyti.
Zep 2:12 Ye Ethiopians also, ye shall be slain by my sword.
Kun 19:5 Kai atnašaujate bendravimo auką Viešpačiui, atnašaukite taip, kad ji būtų maloni jūsų labui.
Le 19:5 And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, ye shall offer it at your own will.
Jer 22:14 kuris sako: ‘Pasistatysiu erdvius rūmussu vėsiomis menėmis‘, ­platina jų langus, apmuša jų sienas kedro lentomisir nudažo juos skaisčiai raudonai.
Jer 22:14 That saith, I will build me a wide house and large chambers, and cutteth him out windows; and it is cieled with cedar, and painted with vermilion.
Pr 49:2 Susirinkite ir klausykitės, Jokūbo sūnūs, klausykitės savo tėvo Izraelio.
Ge 49:2 Gather yourselves together, and hear, ye sons of Jacob; and hearken unto Israel your father.
Apd 7:15 Šitaip Jokūbas nukeliavo į Egiptą. Ten mirė jis ir mūsų protėviai.
Ac 7:15 So Jacob went down into Egypt, and died, he, and our fathers,
Iš 11:2 Nurodyk žmonėms, kad pasiprašytų kiekvienas vyras iš savo kaimyno ir kiekviena moteris iš savo kaimynės sidabrinių ir auksinių daiktų. "
Ex 11:2 Speak now in the ears of the people, and let every man borrow of his neighbour, and every woman of her neighbour, jewels of silver and jewels of gold.
Ps 61:8 Amžinai giesmėmis šlovinsiu tavo vardą, kiekvieną dieną vykdysiu savo įžadus.
Ps 61:8 So will I sing praise unto thy name for ever, that I may daily perform my vows.
Iš 4:3 "Mesk žemėn, " ­ paliepė Dievas. Jis metė ją žemėn, ir ji pavirto gyvate. Mozė atšoko nuo jos.
Ex 4:3 And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.
2Sam 11:18 Joabas pasiuntė Dovydui išsamų pranešimą apie mūšį.
2Sa 11:18 Then Joab sent and told David all the things concerning the war;
Sk 20:26 nuvilk nuo Aarono drabužius ir apvilk jais jo sūnų Eleazarą. Ten Aaronas bus paimtas pas savo protėvius, ten jis mirs. "
Nu 20:26 And strip Aaron of his garments, and put them upon Eleazar his son: and Aaron shall be gathered unto his people, and shall die there.
Iš 3:17 Aš pažadu išvesti jus iš Egipto kančios į kraštą kanaaniečių, hetitų, amoritų, perizų, hivų ir jebusiečių, į kraštą, tekantį pienu ir medumi. ’’
Ex 3:17 And I have said, I will bring you up out of the affliction of Egypt unto the land of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, unto a land flowing with milk and honey.
Pat 13:21 Nusidėjėliams iš paskos seka nelaimė, o teisiuosius pasiveja gerovė.
Pr 13:21 Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed.
Zch 11:17 Ak, mano niekam tikęs piemuo, tu nesirūpini kaimene! Teužgauna kalavijas jam rankąir dešinę akį! Tenudžiūsta visiškai jo ranka, teapanka jo dešinė akis! "
Zec 11:17 Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! the sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.
Apd 2:30 Būdamas pranašas ir žinodamas iškilmingą Dievo priesaiką, kad jo palikuonis užimsiąs jo sostą,
Ac 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;
Iš 21:34 duobės savininkas turės atsilyginti ir sumokės kainą savininkui, bet pasiims sau nugaišusį gyvulį.
Ex 21:34 The owner of the pit shall make it good, and give money unto the owner of them; and the dead beast shall be his.
Ezd 9:4 Tada visi, kurie, išgirdę Izraelio Dievo žodžius, baiminosi dėl sugrįžusiųjų tremtinių nusižengimo, susibūrė aplink mane, man sėdint priblokštam iki vakarinės aukos.
Ezr 9:4 Then were assembled unto me every one that trembled at the words of the God of Israel, because of the transgression of those that had been carried away; and I sat astonied until the evening sacrifice.
Lk 3:33 sūnaus Aminadabo, sūnaus Admino, sūnaus Arnio, sūnaus Esromo , sūnaus Faro , sūnaus Judo,
Lu 3:33 Which was the son of Aminadab, which was the son of Aram, which was the son of Esrom, which was the son of Phares, which was the son of Juda,
Iz 1:13 Netrypkite daugiau mano prieangių! Liaukitės aukoti bevertes atnašas, smilkalai kelia man pasibjaurėjimą. Jaunaties ir šabo, sueigų šaukimo, iškilmių su piktais darbais aš negaliu pakęsti.
Isa 1:13 Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
Sk 9:10 "Kalbėk izraelitams, sakydamas: ‘Jei kas nors iš jūsų ar iš jūsų palikuonių taptų nešvarus, paliesdamas numirėlį, ar būtų tolimoje kelionėje, vis dėlto galės atnašauti Paschą Viešpačiui.
Nu 9:10 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If any man of you or of your posterity shall be unclean by reason of a dead body, or be in a journey afar off, yet he shall keep the passover unto the LORD.
Pat 27:24 nes turtai neamžini, ir net vainikas neišlieka per visas kartas.
Pr 27:24 For riches are not for ever: and doth the crown endure to every generation?

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