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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 48:21 Po to Izraelis tarė Juozapui: "Žiūrėk, aš mirštu, bet Dievas bus su jumis ir sugrąžins jus į protėvių kraštą.
Ge 48:21 And Israel said unto Joseph, Behold, I die: but God shall be with you, and bring you again unto the land of your fathers.
Rom 14:3 Kuris valgo, tegul neniekina nevalgančio, o kuris nevalgo, tegul neteisia valgančio, nes ir jį priėmė Dievas.
Ro 14:3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.
Pat 16:22 Išmintis ją turinčiam yra gyvenimo šaltinis, o kvailieji išmoksta gyventi tik kvailumu.
Pr 16:22 Understanding is a wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the instruction of fools is folly.
2Krn 4:7 Jis padarė dešimt žvakidžių iš aukso, kaip įsakyta, ir pastatė jas navoje: penkias ­ dešiniame šone ir penkias ­ kairiame.
2Ch 4:7 And he made ten candlesticks of gold according to their form, and set them in the temple, five on the right hand, and five on the left.
Pat 30:30 liūtas, žvėrių galiūnas, nenusileidžiantis niekam,
Pr 30:30 A lion which is strongest among beasts, and turneth not away for any;
Rom 11:25 Kad jūs, broliai, per aukštai apie save nemanytumėte, pasakysiu jums paslaptį: dalis Izraelio tautos lieka užkietėjusi, kol įeis pagonių visuma,
Ro 11:25 For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
Apd 3:21 Jį turi priimti dangus iki visų dalykų atnaujinimo meto. Dievas tai nuo amžių paskelbė savo šventųjų pranašų lūpomis.
Ac 3:21 Whom the heaven must receive until the times of restitution of all things, which God hath spoken by the mouth of all his holy prophets since the world began.
Apd 16:38 Liktoriai perdavė pretoriams šį atsakymą. Išgirdę, kad tai Romos piliečiai, pretoriai išsigando.
Ac 16:38 And the serjeants told these words unto the magistrates: and they feared, when they heard that they were Romans.
Ps 119:88 Dėl savo gerumo leisk man gyventi, idant laikyčiausi tavo duotų įsakų.
Ps 119:88 Quicken me after thy lovingkindness; so shall I keep the testimony of thy mouth.
Iš 13:7 Nerauginta duona bus valgoma septynias dienas; raugintos duonos neturi turėti ir nieko rauginto neturi būti visoje tavo žemėje.
Ex 13:7 Unleavened bread shall be eaten seven days; and there shall no leavened bread be seen with thee, neither shall there be leaven seen with thee in all thy quarters.
Kun 14:31 vieną ­ aukai už nuodėmę, o kitą ­ deginamajai aukai drauge su javų atnaša, ir atliks permaldavimą jo labui Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Le 14:31 Even such as he is able to get, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, with the meat offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed before the LORD.
Kun 22:21 Kai žmogus, vykdydamas įžadą, ar kaip savanorišką atnašą atnašauja bendravimo auką Viešpačiui iš galvijų bandos ar avių kaimenės, kad ji būtų maloni, gyvulys turi būti tobulas; jis neturės jokių trūkumų.
Le 22:21 And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD to accomplish his vow, or a freewill offering in beeves or sheep, it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be no blemish therein.
Ez 4:1 Žmogau, imk plytą ir pasidėk ją priešais save. Nusibraižyk ant jos miestą ­ Jeruzalę.
Eze 4:1 Thou also, son of man, take thee a tile, and lay it before thee, and pourtray upon it the city, even Jerusalem:
Ps 107:20 siuntė savo žodį jiems išgydytiir išgelbėti nuo pražūties.
Ps 107:20 He sent his word, and healed them, and delivered them from their destructions.
Ez 22:28 Pranašai tinkuoja tinku be šiaudų, mato tuščius regėjimus ir buria melą, sakydami: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS’, ­ nors Viešpats jiems nieko nekalbėjo.
Eze 22:28 And her prophets have daubed them with untempered morter, seeing vanity, and divining lies unto them, saying, Thus saith the Lord GOD, when the LORD hath not spoken.
Sk 1:2 "Surašykite visą izraelitų bendriją pagal kiltis ir protėvių namus, įrašydami visus vyrus vardais.
Nu 1:2 Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male by their polls;
Kun 13:56 Bet jei apžiūrėjęs kunigas nustato, kad ligos dėmė po išplovimo išnykusi, tą vietą jis iškirps iš drabužio ar odos, ar apmatų, ar ataudų.
Le 13:56 And if the priest look, and, behold, the plague be somewhat dark after the washing of it; then he shall rend it out of the garment, or out of the skin, or out of the warp, or out of the woof:
Ps 109:31 nes jis stovi beturčio dešinėje, kad išgelbėtų nuo trokštančių pasmerkti jį mirčiai.
Ps 109:31 For he shall stand at the right hand of the poor, to save him from those that condemn his soul.
Koh 8:3 Neskubėk pasišalinti iš karaliaus akivaizdos, nors reikalas tau ir labai nemalonus būtų, nes jis daro, kas tik jam patinka.
Ec 8:3 Be not hasty to go out of his sight: stand not in an evil thing; for he doeth whatsoever pleaseth him.
3Jn 1:7 Jie leidosi keliauti jo vardo labui, nieko neimdami iš pagonių.
3J 1:7 Because that for his name's sake they went forth, taking nothing of the Gentiles.

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