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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Koh 7:15 Per savo trumpą gyvenimą mačiau du dalykus: kartais teisus žmogus pražūva, nepaisant jo teisumo, ir kartais nedorėlis išlieka, nepaisant jo nedorumo.
Ec 7:15 All things have I seen in the days of my vanity: there is a just man that perisheth in his righteousness, and there is a wicked man that prolongeth his life in his wickedness.
2Krn 30:1 Ezekijas išsiuntė žodį visam Izraeliui bei Judui, parašė laiškus ir Efraimui bei Manasui, kad sueitų į Viešpaties Namus Jeruzalėje švęsti Paschą Viešpaties, Izraelio Dievo, garbei.
2Ch 30:1 And Hezekiah sent to all Israel and Judah, and wrote letters also to Ephraim and Manasseh, that they should come to the house of the LORD at Jerusalem, to keep the passover unto the LORD God of Israel.
Gal 4:6 Taigi jūs esate įsūniai; Dievas atsiuntė į mūsų širdis savo Sūnaus Dvasią, kuri šaukia: "Aba, Tėve!"
Ga 4:6 And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father.
2Sam 18:33 Karalius buvo labai susijaudinęs. Jis užlipo į kambarį viršum vartų ir verkė. Ir lipdamas raudojo: "O mano sūnau Abšalomai! Mano sūnau, mano sūnau Abšalomai! Kad aš būčiau miręs vietoj tavęs, Abšalomai, mano sūnau, mano sūnau! "
2Sa 18:33 And the king was much moved, and went up to the chamber over the gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O my son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom! would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!
Jl 2:21 Nebijok, žeme! Linksminkis ir džiaukis, nes Viešpats padarė didelių dalykų!
Joe 2:21 Fear not, O land; be glad and rejoice: for the LORD will do great things.
Apd 16:30 Paskui, išsivedęs juos į kiemą, klausė: "Viešpačiai, ką turiu daryti, kad būčiau išgelbėtas? "
Ac 16:30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
Jer 34:9 Taigi kiekvienas privalėjo duoti laisvę savo vergams hebrajams, vyrui ir moteriai. Niekas neturėjo laikyti savo tautiečio judėjo vergijoje.
Jer 34:9 That every man should let his manservant, and every man his maidservant, being an Hebrew or an Hebrewess, go free; that none should serve himself of them, to wit, of a Jew his brother.
Zch 14:18 Jei Egipto šeima neatkeliaus ir nenorės atvykti, ištiks ir juos ta rykštė, kuria Viešpats plaka tautas, neatkeliavusias Palapinių iškilmės švęsti.
Zec 14:18 And if the family of Egypt go not up, and come not, that have no rain; there shall be the plague, wherewith the LORD will smite the heathen that come not up to keep the feast of tabernacles.
Jer 6:25 Neik iš namų į laukus, nesileisk į kelionę vieškeliu, nes priešo kalavijas ­ siaubas visur!
Jer 6:25 Go not forth into the field, nor walk by the way; for the sword of the enemy and fear is on every side.
Kun 13:5 Septintą dieną kunigas apžiūrės jį ir, jei ligos apimtoji vieta išlaikė savo spalvą ir neišsiplėtė odoje, uždarys jį dar septynioms dienoms.
Le 13:5 And the priest shall look on him the seventh day: and, behold, if the plague in his sight be at a stay, and the plague spread not in the skin; then the priest shall shut him up seven days more:
1Krn 16:17 ir patvirtino įstatu Jokūbui ­Izraeliui kaip amžiną Sandorą,
1Ch 16:17 And hath confirmed the same to Jacob for a law, and to Israel for an everlasting covenant,
1Krn 6:68 Jokmeamas su ganyklomis, Bet Horonas su ganyklomis,
1Ch 6:68 And Jokmeam with her suburbs, and Bethhoron with her suburbs,
Iš 12:39 Jie kepėsi neraugintus papločius iš tešlos, kurią nešėsi iš Egipto. Ji buvo nerauginta, nes jie buvo varomi iš Egipto ir negalėjo delsti. Maistu kelionei jie nebuvo apsirūpinę.
Ex 12:39 And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they brought forth out of Egypt, for it was not leavened; because they were thrust out of Egypt, and could not tarry, neither had they prepared for themselves any victual.
1Krn 2:7 Zimrio sūnus ­ Karmis. Karmio sūnus ­ Acharas; jis nusižengė, pasiimdamas sunaikinti skirtus daiktus, todėl užtraukė nelaimę Izraeliui.
1Ch 2:7 And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed.
Jer 18:17 Kaip vėjas iš rytų išblaškysiu juospriešų akivaizdoje. Nugarą, o ne veidą aš jiems atgręšiujų nelaimės dieną. "Sąmokslas prieš Jeremiją
Jer 18:17 I will scatter them as with an east wind before the enemy; I will shew them the back, and not the face, in the day of their calamity.
Ts 4:7 Aš išvesiu Jabino kariuomenės vadą Siserą su jo kovos vežimais bei kariauna tavęs pasitikti prie Kišono upės ir atiduosiu jį tau į rankas. ’"
Judg 4:7 And I will draw unto thee to the river Kishon Sisera, the captain of Jabin's army, with his chariots and his multitude; and I will deliver him into thine hand.
Gal 6:5 nes kiekvienam reikės nešioti savo naštą.
Ga 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
2Krn 28:12 Be to, ir kai kurie Efraimo žmonių galvos ­ Johanano sūnus Azarijas, Mešilemoto sūnus Berechijas, Šalumo sūnus Jehizkijas bei Hadlajo sūnus Amasa ­ pakilo prieš grįžtančius iš žygio
2Ch 28:12 Then certain of the heads of the children of Ephraim, Azariah the son of Johanan, Berechiah the son of Meshillemoth, and Jehizkiah the son of Shallum, and Amasa the son of Hadlai, stood up against them that came from the war,
1Sam 6:8 Paėmę Viešpaties Skrynią, įkelkite ją į vežimą. Šalia jos dėžėje padėkite auksinius atvaizdus, kuriuos grąžinate kaip kaltės atnašą. Pavarykite ją, tegu ji eina savo keliu.
1Sa 6:8 And take the ark of the LORD, and lay it upon the cart; and put the jewels of gold, which ye return him for a trespass offering, in a coffer by the side thereof; and send it away, that it may go.
Jer 46:8 Egiptas tvinsta tarsi Nilas, jo vandenys tarsi patvinusios upės. Jis sako: "Pakilsiu ir apsemsiu žemę, sunaikinsiu miestus ir jų gyventojus. "
Jer 46:8 Egypt riseth up like a flood, and his waters are moved like the rivers; and he saith, I will go up, and will cover the earth; I will destroy the city and the inhabitants thereof.

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