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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Est 2:11 Mordechajas kasdien vaikštinėdavo priešais haremo kiemą, norėdamas sužinoti, kaip Esterai sekasi ir kaip su ja elgiamasi.
Es 2:11 And Mordecai walked every day before the court of the women's house, to know how Esther did, and what should become of her.
Lk 19:4 Zachiejus užbėgo priekin ir įlipo į šilkmedį, kad galėtų jį pamatyti, nes jis turėjo tenai praeiti.
Lu 19:4 And he ran before, and climbed up into a sycomore tree to see him: for he was to pass that way.
Kun 27:28 Jokia žmogaus nuosavybė, kurią jis įžadu besąlygiškai pašvenčia Viešpačiui ­ ar tai būtų žmogus, ar gyvulys, ar paveldėtos nuosavybės laukas, ­ negali būti nei parduota, nei išpirkta. Kas įžadu besąlygiškai pašvęsta, tas ypač šventa Viešpačiui.
Le 27:28 Notwithstanding no devoted thing, that a man shall devote unto the LORD of all that he hath, both of man and beast, and of the field of his possession, shall be sold or redeemed: every devoted thing is most holy unto the LORD.
1Jn 4:10 Meilė ­ ne tai, jog mes pamilome Dievą, bet kad jis mus pamilo ir atsiuntė savo Sūnųkaip permaldavimą už mūsų nuodėmes.
1J 4:10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.
Ps 38:1 Dovydo psalmė. Priminimo aukai. Viešpatie, nebausk manęs pykdamas, neplak manęs niršdamas!
Ps 38:1 O lord, rebuke me not in thy wrath: neither chasten me in thy hot displeasure.
Mt 13:54 Jis parėjo į savo tėviškę ir ėmė mokyti žmones sinagogoje, o jie stebėjosi ir klausinėjo: "Iš kur šitam tokia išmintis ir stebuklinga galybė?
Mat 13:54 And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works?
Joz 19:22 Riba prieina prie Taboro, Šahacimų bei Bet Šemešo ir baigiasi prie Jordano ­ šešiolika miestų su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis.
Jos 19:22 And the coast reacheth to Tabor, and Shahazimah, and Bethshemesh; and the outgoings of their border were at Jordan: sixteen cities with their villages.
Pr 41:8 Rytą jo dvasia buvo apimta nerimo. Jis įsakė sušaukti visus Egipto žynius ir išminčius. Faraonas papasakojo jiems savo sapnus, bet nebuvo kas juos faraonui išaiškintų.
Ge 41:8 And it came to pass in the morning that his spirit was troubled; and he sent and called for all the magicians of Egypt, and all the wise men thereof: and Pharaoh told them his dream; but there was none that could interpret them unto Pharaoh.
Joz 21:29 Jarmutas su ganyklomis ir En Ganimai su ganyklomis, keturi miestai;
Jos 21:29 Jarmuth with her suburbs, Engannim with her suburbs; four cities.
1Kor 3:23 bet jūs patys ­ Kristaus, o Kristus ­ Dievo.
1C 3:23 And ye are Christ's; and Christ is God's.
Jn 5:38 ir jo žodis jumyse nesilaiko, nes jūs netikite tuo, kurį jis yra siuntęs.
Jo 5:38 And ye have not his word abiding in you: for whom he hath sent, him ye believe not.
Ezd 10:38 iš Binujo palikuonių ­ Šimis,
Ezr 10:38 And Bani, and Binnui, Shimei,
Pr 31:15 Argi jis nelaiko mūsų svetimomis? Juk ne tik mus pardavė, bet ir už mus gautus pinigus surijo!
Ge 31:15 Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and hath quite devoured also our money.
Ps 19:10 brangintini labiau už auksą, net rinktinį auksą, saldesni už medų, net gryniausią korio medų.
Ps 19:10 More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine gold: sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb.
Joz 21:11 Jiems buvo duota Judo aukštumų srityje Kirjat Arba, tai yra Hebronas, drauge su gretimomis ganyklomis; Arba buvo Anoko tėvas.
Jos 21:11 And they gave them the city of Arba the father of Anak, which city is Hebron, in the hill country of Judah, with the suburbs thereof round about it.
Apr 19:17 Aš regėjau angelą, stovintį saulėje. Jis garsiai šaukė, kviesdamas visus paukščius, skrendančius dangaus viduriu: "Skriskite šen, į didįjį Dievo pokylį,
Re 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
Ps 88:6 Įstūmei mane į patį kapo dugną, į tamsią jo gelmių prarają.
Ps 88:6 Thou hast laid me in the lowest pit, in darkness, in the deeps.
Fm 1:4 Aš visuomet dėkoju savo Dievui, prisimindamas tave savo maldose,
Phm 1:4 I thank my God, making mention of thee always in my prayers,
Sk 24:14 "O dabar, kai aš grįžtu pas savo tautą, leisk man įspėti tave, ką ši tauta padarys tavo tautai ateinančiomis dienomis".
Nu 24:14 And now, behold, I go unto my people: come therefore, and I will advertise thee what this people shall do to thy people in the latter days.
Neh 7:71 Keletas iš kilčių galvų paaukojo statybos iždui dvidešimt tūkstančių aukso darikų ir du tūkstančius du šimtus sidabro minų.
Ne 7:71 And some of the chief of the fathers gave to the treasure of the work twenty thousand drams of gold, and two thousand and two hundred pound of silver.

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