Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
Kun 9:7 Tada Mozė paliepė Aaronui: "Prieik prie aukuro ir paaukok savo auką už nuodėmę ir deginamąją auką, atlik permaldavimą už save ir už žmones, paaukok žmonių atnašas ir atlik permaldavimą už juos, kaip Viešpats įsakė. "
Le 9:7 And Moses said unto Aaron, Go unto the altar, and offer thy sin offering, and thy burnt offering, and make an atonement for thyself, and for the people: and offer the offering of the people, and make an atonement for them; as the LORD commanded.
Sk 11:15 Jei tu taip su manimi elgsiesi, verčiau užmušk mane; maldauju ­ jei radau malonę tavo akyse, ­ kad daugiau nebematyčiau savo nelaimės. "
Nu 11:15 And if thou deal thus with me, kill me, I pray thee, out of hand, if I have found favour in thy sight; and let me not see my wretchedness.
Sk 34:3 jūsų pietinė dalis drieksis nuo Cino dykumos palei Edomo pakraštį. Taigi jūsų pietinė riba rytuose prasidės prie Druskos jūros galo.
Nu 34:3 Then your south quarter shall be from the wilderness of Zin along by the coast of Edom, and your south border shall be the outmost coast of the salt sea eastward:
Apd 4:26 Žemės karaliai sukilo, valdovai susibūrė draugėnprieš Viešpatį ir jo Mesiją.
Ac 4:26 The kings of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Lord, and against his Christ.
Neh 10:5 Harimas, Meremotas, Abdija,
Ne 10:5 Harim, Meremoth, Obadiah,
1Sam 30:30 į Hormą, Bor Ašaną ir Atachą
1Sa 30:30 And to them which were in Hormah, and to them which were in Chorashan, and to them which were in Athach,
Kun 13:47 Kai raupsų liga pasirodo drabužyje, vilnoniame ar marškoniame drabužyje,
Le 13:47 The garment also that the plague of leprosy is in, whether it be a woollen garment, or a linen garment;
Ps 36:6 Tavo teisumas ­ kaip Dievo kalnai, tavo sprendimai ­ kaip jūros gelmės. Viešpatie, tu rūpiniesi žmogumi ir gyvuliu!
Ps 36:6 Thy righteousness is like the great mountains; thy judgments are a great deep: O LORD, thou preservest man and beast.
2Sam 15:29 Tad Cadokas ir Abjataras parnešė Dievo Skrynią atgal į Jeruzalę ir ten pasiliko.
2Sa 15:29 Zadok therefore and Abiathar carried the ark of God again to Jerusalem: and they tarried there.
Job 14:11 Kaip vanduo išgaruoja iš ežero, kaip upė nusenka ir išdžiūsta,
Job 14:11 As the waters fail from the sea, and the flood decayeth and drieth up:
Iz 8:4 nes daug anksčiau, negu kūdikis išmoks tarti ‘tėti’ ir ‘mama’, Damasko turtai ir Samarijos grobiai bus išplėšti Asirijos karaliaus. "
Isa 8:4 For before the child shall have knowledge to cry, My father, and my mother, the riches of Damascus and the spoil of Samaria shall be taken away before the king of Assyria.
Ps 40:15 Tebūna savo pralaimėjimo išgąsdinti, kurie sako: "Še tau! Še tau! "
Ps 40:15 Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto me, Aha, aha.
1Sam 27:6 Tą dieną Achišas jam davė Ciklagą. Užtat Ciklagas ir priklauso Judo karaliams iki šios dienos.
1Sa 27:6 Then Achish gave him Ziklag that day: wherefore Ziklag pertaineth unto the kings of Judah unto this day.
Iz 12:1 Tą dieną tu sakysi: "Dėkoju tau, Viešpatie! Nors buvai įpykęs ant manęs, nugręžei savo įniršįir paguodei mane.
Isa 12:1 And in that day thou shalt say, O LORD, I will praise thee: though thou wast angry with me, thine anger is turned away, and thou comfortedst me.
Kun 26:10 Jūs dar tebevalgysite seniai nuimtą praėjusių metų derlių ir turėsite išmesti senąjį, kad padarytumėte vietos naujajam.
Le 26:10 And ye shall eat old store, and bring forth the old because of the new.
2Tes 3:10 Dar būdami pas jus, skelbėme: "Kas nenori dirbti, tenevalgo! "
2Th 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
Apd 13:48 Tai girdėdami, pagonys džiaugėsi ir šlovino Viešpaties žodį; ir įtikėjo visi paskirtieji amžinajam gyvenimui.
Ac 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.
Iz 60:1 Kelkis, nušvisk! Tavo šviesa atėjo, Viešpaties šlovė virš tavęs sušvito!
Isa 60:1 Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee.
1Krn 15:24 Kunigai Šebanijas, Juozapatas, Netanelis, Amasajas, Zacharijas, Benajas ir Eliezeras turėjo pūsti trimitus priešais Dievo Skrynią. Ir Obed Edomas bei Jehija turėjo būti vartininkai prie Skrynios.
1Ch 15:24 And Shebaniah, and Jehoshaphat, and Nethaneel, and Amasai, and Zechariah, and Benaiah, and Eliezer, the priests, did blow with the trumpets before the ark of God: and Obededom and Jehiah were doorkeepers for the ark.
Mk 11:29 Jėzus jiems atsakė: "Ir aš noriu paklausti jus vieno dalyko, o jūs atsakykite man, tada ir aš jums pasakysiu, kokia galia tai darau.
Mar 11:29 And Jesus answered and said unto them, I will also ask of you one question, and answer me, and I will tell you by what authority I do these things.

Sanctus Corpus Deus