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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 119:157 Turiu daug priešų ir engėjų, bet nuo tavo įsakų nenukrypau.
Ps 119:157 Many are my persecutors and mine enemies; yet do I not decline from thy testimonies.
Kun 13:3 Kunigas apžiūrės ligą kūno odoje: jei plaukai ligos apimtoje vietoje pabalę ir ligos apimtoji vieta atrodo įdubusi, palyginti su kūno oda, tai raupsai. Tai nustatęs, kunigas pripažins, kad tas žmogus apeigoms nešvarus.
Le 13:3 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.
Job 23:1 Tada Jobas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 23:1 Then Job answered and said,
Jer 32:15 nes taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Namai, dirvos ir vynuogynai bus vėl perkami šitame krašte! ’"
Jer 32:15 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Houses and fields and vineyards shall be possessed again in this land.
1Kar 10:12 Almugo medieną karalius panaudojo Viešpaties Namams ir karaliaus rūmams išpuošti, taip pat giesmininkų lyroms ir arfoms. Tokiõs almugo medienos daugiau nebuvo nei atgabenta, nei matyta iki šios dienos.
1Ki 10:12 And the king made of the almug trees pillars for the house of the LORD, and for the king's house, harps also and psalteries for singers: there came no such almug trees, nor were seen unto this day.
Jn 10:34 Jėzus atsakė: "Argi jūsų Įstatyme nėra parašyta: Aš tariau: jūs esate dievai! ?
Jo 10:34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?
Pat 12:4 Sumani žmona ­ savo vyro vainikas, o apsileidusi žmona ­ kaip kaulų puvimas.
Pr 12:4 A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.
Sof 1:14 Didžioji Viešpaties diena jau arti, arti ir sparčiai artėja. Klausykis, Viešpaties diena! "Ji karti! " ­galiūnas ten klykia!
Zep 1:14 The great day of the LORD is near, it is near, and hasteth greatly, even the voice of the day of the LORD: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly.
Lk 3:18 Dar daug kitų paraginimų jis davė tautai ir skelbė gerąją naujieną.
Lu 3:18 And many other things in his exhortation preached he unto the people.
Apd 1:8 Bet kai ant jūsų nužengs Šventoji Dvasia, jūs gausite jos galybės ir tapsite mano liudytojais Jeruzalėje ir visoje Judėjoje bei Samarijoje ir ligi pat žemės pakraščių. "
Ac 1:8 But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
Sk 21:11 Iškeliavę iš Obotų, jie pasistatė stovyklą prie Ije Abarimų, dykumoje į rytus nuo Moabo.
Nu 21:11 And they journeyed from Oboth, and pitched at Ijeabarim, in the wilderness which is before Moab, toward the sunrising.
Ps 55:3 Šiurpas ima nuo priešo riksmų, nuo nedorėlių šauksmų. Jie neša man pikta, įnirtingai mane puldinėja.
Ps 55:3 Because of the voice of the enemy, because of the oppression of the wicked: for they cast iniquity upon me, and in wrath they hate me.
Kun 14:50 ir papjauti vieną paukštį viršum molinio indo, pripildyto šaltinio vandens.
Le 14:50 And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water:
Apr 9:15 Ir buvo atrišti keturi angelai, parengti nustatytą valandą, dieną, mėnesį ir metais išžudyti trečdalį žmonių.
Re 9:15 And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.
Ez 7:7 Atėjo tau pražūtis, šalies gyventojau! Atėjo metas, jau arti dienasąmyšio, o ne ūžavimo kalnuose.
Eze 7:7 The morning is come unto thee, O thou that dwellest in the land: the time is come, the day of trouble is near, and not the sounding again of the mountains.
Jn 3:2 Jis atėjo nakčia ir kreipėsi į Jėzų: "Rabi, mes suprantame, kad esi atėjęs nuo Dievo kaip Mokytojas, nes niekas negalėtų padaryti tokių ženklų, kokius tu darai, jeigu Dievas nebūtų su juo. "
Jo 3:2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
Iz 59:8 Ramybės kelio jie nepažino, teisingumo nėra jų takuose. Jie pasidarė sau kreivas vėžes; kas jomis eina, tas ramybės nepažįsta.
Isa 59:8 The way of peace they know not; and there is no judgment in their goings: they have made them crooked paths: whosoever goeth therein shall not know peace.
Įst 12:4 Taip, kaip jie, Viešpaties, savo Dievo, negarbinsite.
De 12:4 Ye shall not do so unto the LORD your God.
2Kar 16:20 Ahazas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas su savo protėviais Dovydo mieste, o vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ezekijas.
2Ki 16:20 And Ahaz slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David: and Hezekiah his son reigned in his stead.
Ps 42:6 Mano Dieve, liūdna mano širdis, todėl pas tave mintimis keliaujuiš Jordano krašto bei Hermono, nuo Micaro kalno.
Ps 42:6 O my God, my soul is cast down within me: therefore will I remember thee from the land of Jordan, and of the Hermonites, from the hill Mizar.

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