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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 28:9 Viešpats padarys tave savo šventa tauta, kaip yra tau prisiekęs, jei laikysiesi Viešpaties, savo Dievo, įsakymų ir eisi jo keliais.
De 28:9 The LORD shall establish thee an holy people unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if thou shalt keep the commandments of the LORD thy God, and walk in his ways.
Joz 3:12 Dabar išrinkite dvylika vyrų iš Izraelio giminių, po vieną vyrą iš kiekvienos giminės.
Jos 3:12 Now therefore take you twelve men out of the tribes of Israel, out of every tribe a man.
1Kar 4:13 Ben Geberas Ramot Gileade, valdęs Manaso sūnaus Jayro gyvenvietes Gileade, taip pat Argobo sritį Bašane ­ šešiasdešimt didelių miestų su mūro sienomis ir varinėmis vartų velkėmis,
1Ki 4:13 The son of Geber, in Ramothgilead; to him pertained the towns of Jair the son of Manasseh, which are in Gilead; to him also pertained the region of Argob, which is in Bashan, threescore great cities with walls and brasen bars:
1Sam 7:10 Atsitiko taip, kad Samueliui atnašaujant deginamąją auką, filistinai pradėjo mūšį su Izraeliu. Bet Viešpats tą dieną baisiai sugriaudėjo prieš filistinus. Jis sukėlė tarp jų tokį sąmyšį, kad izraelitai juos nugalėjo.
1Sa 7:10 And as Samuel was offering up the burnt offering, the Philistines drew near to battle against Israel: but the LORD thundered with a great thunder on that day upon the Philistines, and discomfited them; and they were smitten before Israel.
Mt 27:24 Pilotas, pamatęs, kad nieko nelaimi, o sąmyšis vis didėja, paėmė vandens, nusimazgojo rankas minios akivaizdoje ir tarė: "Aš nekaltas dėl šio teisiojo kraujo. Jūs žinokitės! "
Mat 27:24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
Nah 2:3 Jo galiūnų skydai dažyti raudonai, kariai aprengti purpuru. Karo vežimai, tą dienąapžiūrimi prieš mūšį, ­tarsi liepsnojantys deglai. Kovos žirgai stojasi piestu!
Na 2:3 The shield of his mighty men is made red, the valiant men are in scarlet: the chariots shall be with flaming torches in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken.
Ps 26:1 Dovydo. Paskelbk, kad aš nekaltas, Viešpatie! Juk aš dorai elgiuosiir Viešpačiu nedvejodamas pasitikiu.
Ps 26:1 Judge me, O LORD; for I have walked in mine integrity: I have trusted also in the LORD; therefore I shall not slide.
Ps 109:20 Taip teatmoka Viešpats mano kaltintojams, kurie linki man pikta.
Ps 109:20 Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
Mk 14:72 Ir netrukus gaidys užgiedojo antrą kartą. Petras atsiminė, ką jam buvo pasakęs Jėzus: "Gaidžiui nė dukart nepragydus, tu tris kartus manęs išsiginsi. " Ir jis pravirko.
Mar 14:72 And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.
Iz 32:5 Paikasis nebebus laikomas pagarbos vertu, sukčiaus niekas nebevadins garbingu.
Isa 32:5 The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.
2Sam 22:6 Šeolo pančiai mane apraizgė, mirties pinklės mane pasitiko.
2Sa 22:6 The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me;
Mt 19:1 Pabaigęs šias kalbas, Jėzus pasitraukė iš Galilėjos ir atėjo į Judėjos sritį, Užjordanėje.
Mat 19:1 And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these sayings, he departed from Galilee, and came into the coasts of Judaea beyond Jordan;
Job 24:22 Dievas savo jėga suvaldo engėjus; jis pakyla, ir nedoras žmogus miršta.
Job 24:22 He draweth also the mighty with his power: he riseth up, and no man is sure of life.
Ez 48:7 Prie Rubeno žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Judas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:7 And by the border of Reuben, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Judah.
Lk 17:5 Apaštalai prašė: "Sustiprink mūsų tikėjimą. "
Lu 17:5 And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith.
Jer 8:3 Visi, kurie išliko iš tos nedoros šeimos, kad ir kur juos ištremčiau, labiau norės mirti, negu gyventi, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 8:3 And death shall be chosen rather than life by all the residue of them that remain of this evil family, which remain in all the places whither I have driven them, saith the LORD of hosts.
Mt 18:21 Tuomet priėjo Petras ir paklausė: "Viešpatie, kiek kartų turiu atleisti savo broliui, kai jis man nusikalsta? Ar iki septynių kartų? "
Mat 18:21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
Įst 27:1 Tada Mozė drauge su Izraelio seniūnais įsakė žmonėms, tardamas: "Laikykitės visų įsakymų, kuriuos šiandien jums duodu.
De 27:1 And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day.
Pat 31:13 ד Ji pasirūpina vilnų bei linųir darbuojasi įgudusiomis rankomis.
Pr 31:13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
Fil 2:26 Jis labai jūsų pasiilgo ir sielojosi, kad išgirdote apie jo ligą.
Phil 2:26 For he longed after you all, and was full of heaviness, because that ye had heard that he had been sick.

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