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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apr 12:13 Slibinas, pamatęs, kad yra nutrenktas žemėn, puolė persekioti moterį, kuri buvo pagimdžiusi berniuką.
Re 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.
Jer 44:18 Bet nuo to laiko, kai liovėmės deginti smilkalus Dangaus karalienei ir aukoti jai liejamąsias atnašas, mums visko trūksta ir žūvame nuo kalavijo ir bado. "
Jer 44:18 But since we left off to burn incense to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, we have wanted all things, and have been consumed by the sword and by the famine.
Iš 22:25 Kai skolinsi mano žmonėms, savo vargšams, nesielgsi su jais kaip skolintojas, nereikalausi iš jų palūkanų.
Ex 22:25 If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury.
Mk 9:39 Jėzus atsakė: "Nedrauskite jam! Nėra tokio, kuris mano vardu darytų stebuklus ir galėtų čia pat blogai apie mane kalbėti.
Mar 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.
Lk 24:26 Argi Mesijas neturėjo viso to iškentėti ir įžengti į savo garbę? ! "
Lu 24:26 Ought not Christ to have suffered these things, and to enter into his glory?
Est 6:10 Tada karalius tarė Hamanui: "Paskubėk! Paimk apdarą ir žirgą, kaip esi pasiūlęs, ir padaryk tai Mordechajui Žydui, kuris sėdi prie Karaliaus vartų. Nepraleisk nieko iš to, ką pasiūlei! "
Es 6:10 Then the king said to Haman, Make haste, and take the apparel and the horse, as thou hast said, and do even so to Mordecai the Jew, that sitteth at the king's gate: let nothing fail of all that thou hast spoken.
1Kor 7:37 Bet jei kas savo širdyje yra tvirtai apsisprendęs ne iš prievartos, bet būdamas savo valios šeimininkas, ir savo širdyje nutaręs išsaugoti savąją mergaitę, tas gerai padarys.
1C 7:37 Nevertheless he that standeth stedfast in his heart, having no necessity, but hath power over his own will, and hath so decreed in his heart that he will keep his virgin, doeth well.
Jn 10:4 Išsivaręs visas saviškes, jis eina priešakyje, o avys paskui jį seka, nes pažįsta jo balsą.
Jo 10:4 And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep follow him: for they know his voice.
Joz 15:48 miestai aukštumų srityje: Šamyras, Jatyras, Sochojas,
Jos 15:48 And in the mountains, Shamir, and Jattir, and Socoh,
Žyd 2:13 Ir vėl: Aš juo pasitikėsiu. Ir vėl: Štai aš ir vaikai, kuriuos davė man Dievas.
He 2:13 And again, I will put my trust in him. And again, Behold I and the children which God hath given me.
Jon 4:1 Tai labai suerzino Joną. Jis buvo įširdęs.
Jon 4:1 But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was very angry.
Job 22:2 "Argi gali žmogus būti Dievui naudingas? Žinoma, išmintingas žmogus gali būti naudingas sau.
Job 22:2 Can a man be profitable unto God, as he that is wise may be profitable unto himself?
2Sam 20:5 Amasa išvyko sušaukti Judo, bet užtruko ilgiau negu jam buvo paskirta.
2Sa 20:5 So Amasa went to assemble the men of Judah: but he tarried longer than the set time which he had appointed him.
Dan 11:33 Išmintingieji tarp žmonių padės daugeliui žmonių suprasti, tačiau jie kurį laiką bus tapę kalavijo ir liepsnos aukomis, kęs nelaisvę ir plėšikavimą.
Da 11:33 And they that understand among the people shall instruct many: yet they shall fall by the sword, and by flame, by captivity, and by spoil, many days.
Žyd 1:10 Ir: Iš pradžių tu, Viešpatie, padėjai pamatus žemei, ir dangūs ­ tavo rankų darbas.
He 1:10 And, Thou, Lord, in the beginning hast laid the foundation of the earth; and the heavens are the works of thine hands:
Jl 1:7 Ji nuniokojo mano vynmedžiusir pakenkė mano figmedžiams; ji nulupo jų žievę ir numetė žemėn, palikdama jų šakas baltas.
Joe 1:7 He hath laid my vine waste, and barked my fig tree: he hath made it clean bare, and cast it away; the branches thereof are made white.
Ps 140:11 Tenebūna le´ista šmeižėjui klestėti krašte, ūmi nelaimė teužklumpa smurtininką!
Ps 140:11 Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him.
Oz 2:12 Nuniokosiu jos vynmedžius ir figas, apie kuriuos ji sakė: ‘Tai mano atlygis, kurį man davė meilužiai. ’Paversiu juos brūzgynais, ir laukiniai žvėrys juos nuės.
Ho 2:12 And I will destroy her vines and her fig trees, whereof she hath said, These are my rewards that my lovers have given me: and I will make them a forest, and the beasts of the field shall eat them.
Pat 12:13 Blogas žmogus per savo lūpas patenka į pinkles, o teisus žmogus išsilaisvina iš vargo.
Pr 12:13 The wicked is snared by the transgression of his lips: but the just shall come out of trouble.
1Kar 14:11 Kas iš Jeroboamo šeimos mirs mieste, tą šunys suės, o kas mirs atvirame lauke, tą padangių paukščiai sules, nes taip Viešpats kalbėjo. ’
1Ki 14:11 Him that dieth of Jeroboam in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat: for the LORD hath spoken it.

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