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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 40:2 Ir nuvedė mane dieviškais regėjimais į Izraelio kraštą ir pastatė ant labai aukšto kalno, kur pietų pusėje stovėjo tarsi miesto apmatai.
Eze 40:2 In the visions of God brought he me into the land of Israel, and set me upon a very high mountain, by which was as the frame of a city on the south.
Ps 12:5 "Kadangi jie plėšia vargšus, ir beturčiai aimanuoja, dabar aš pakilsiu, ­sako Viešpats, ­ ir suteiksiu saugią vietą tam, kuris jos ilgisi. "
Ps 12:5 For the oppression of the poor, for the sighing of the needy, now will I arise, saith the LORD; I will set him in safety from him that puffeth at him.
1Kar 8:37 Jeigu krašte kiltų badas ar maras, jeigu ištiktų amaras ar miltligė, skėriai ar vikšrai, jeigu priešas apgultų kurią nors krašto gyvenvietę, kad ir kokia būtų nelaimė, kad ir kokia būtų liga,
1Ki 8:37 If there be in the land famine, if there be pestilence, blasting, mildew, locust, or if there be caterpiller; if their enemy besiege them in the land of their cities; whatsoever plague, whatsoever sickness there be;
Apr 17:8 Žvėris, kurį tu regėjai, buvo, bet jo nebėra; jis ruošiasi iškopti iš bedugnės, tačiau eina į pražūtį. Žemės gyventojai, kurių vardai neįrašyti gyvenimo knygoje nuo pasaulio sutvėrimo, stebėsis, žiūrėdami į žvėrį, kad jis buvo ir jo nebėra, ir jis vėl pasirodys.
Re 17:8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
Ps 91:5 Nereikės tau bijoti nakties siaubo, nei strėlės, iššautos dieną,
Ps 91:5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
2Kar 24:14 Jis išvarė į tremtį visą Jeruzalę: visus didžiūnus, visus kariškius ­ dešimt tūkstančių belaisvių, visus amatininkus ir kalvius. Krašte liko tik beturčiai.
2Ki 24:14 And he carried away all Jerusalem, and all the princes, and all the mighty men of valour, even ten thousand captives, and all the craftsmen and smiths: none remained, save the poorest sort of the people of the land.
Ps 96:9 Pulkite kniūbsti prieš Viešpatį, didingą šventumu; sudrebėki nuo jo Artumo, visa žeme!
Ps 96:9 O worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness: fear before him, all the earth.
Ts 11:24 Argi ne tau priklauso, ką tavo dievas Kemošas tau duoda paveldėti? Argi ne mums priklauso visa, ką Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, yra davęs mums paveldėti?
Judg 11:24 Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy god giveth thee to possess? So whomsoever the LORD our God shall drive out from before us, them will we possess.
Žyd 9:17 Testamentas įgyja galią, mirus jo sudarytojui, o prie jo gyvos galvos testamentas negalioja.
He 9:17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.
Iz 30:15 Viešpats DIEVAS, Izraelio Šventasis, šitaip sako: "Grįžimu ir atsidavimu būsite išgelbėti; ramybė ir pasitikėjimas ­ jūsų jėga. "Bet jūs to nenorėjote!
Isa 30:15 For thus saith the Lord GOD, the Holy One of Israel; In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in quietness and in confidence shall be your strength: and ye would not.
Pr 45:16 Faraono rūmus pasiekė žinia: "Juozapo broliai atėjo! " Faraonas ir jo dvariškiai džiaugėsi.
Ge 45:16 And the fame thereof was heard in Pharaoh's house, saying, Joseph's brethren are come: and it pleased Pharaoh well, and his servants.
Oz 1:3 Taigi jis ėjo ir paėmė žmona Diblaimo dukterį Gomerą; ji tapo nėščia ir pagimdė jam sūnų.
Ho 1:3 So he went and took Gomer the daughter of Diblaim; which conceived, and bare him a son.
Kun 13:24 Arba, ugniai nudeginus žmogaus kūno odą ir gyvai mėsai nudegimo opoje tapus rausvai baltai ar baltai,
Le 13:24 Or if there be any flesh, in the skin whereof there is a hot burning, and the quick flesh that burneth have a white bright spot, somewhat reddish, or white;
Pat 6:7 Neturėdama jokio vado, pareigūno ar valdovo,
Pr 6:7 Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler,
Iz 12:4 Tą dieną sakysite: "Dėkokite Viešpačiui, šaukitės jo vardo! Garsinkite tautoms jo darbus, skelbkite, koks iškilus jo vardas!
Isa 12:4 And in that day shall ye say, Praise the LORD, call upon his name, declare his doings among the people, make mention that his name is exalted.
Job 8:14 Tik voratinklio siūlas ­ jo viltis, voratinklis ­ jo pasitikėjimas.
Job 8:14 Whose hope shall be cut off, and whose trust shall be a spider's web.
Ps 37:15 Bet jų kalavijai smigs jiems patiems į širdis, o jų lankai bus sutrupinti.
Ps 37:15 Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.
Iz 45:14 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Egipto turtai, Kušo prekėsir aukštaūgiai Sebos žmonėsateis pas tave ir tau priklausys. Paskui tave jie eis grandinėmis apkalti, parpuls priešais tave maldaudami: "Tik su jumis yra Dievas, niekur kitur! Kitų dievų nėra! "
Isa 45:14 Thus saith the LORD, The labour of Egypt, and merchandise of Ethiopia and of the Sabeans, men of stature, shall come over unto thee, and they shall be thine: they shall come after thee; in chains they shall come over, and they shall fall down unto thee, they shall make supplication unto thee, saying, Surely God is in thee; and there is none else, there is no God.
Ez 20:8 Bet jie maištavo prieš mane ir nenorėjo manęs klausyti; nė vienas nemetė šalin bjauriųjų daiktų, kuriais gėrėjosi jų akys, ir neatsisakė Egipto stabų. Tuomet ketinau išlieti savo įniršį ant jų, išgiežti savo pyktį ant jų pačiame Egipte.
Eze 20:8 But they rebelled against me, and would not hearken unto me: they did not every man cast away the abominations of their eyes, neither did they forsake the idols of Egypt: then I said, I will pour out my fury upon them, to accomplish my anger against them in the midst of the land of Egypt.
2Krn 35:19 Ši Paschos iškilmė buvo švęsta aštuonioliktais Jošijo karaliavimo metais.
2Ch 35:19 In the eighteenth year of the reign of Josiah was this passover kept.

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