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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 29:29 Pasibaigus deginamajai aukai, karalius ir visi su juo buvę pagarbindami parpuolė kniūbsti.
2Ch 29:29 And when they had made an end of offering, the king and all that were present with him bowed themselves, and worshipped.
1Sam 17:32 Dovydas tarė Sauliui: "Tenenustoja nė vienas dėl jo drąsos! Tavo tarnas eis ir kovos su tuo filistinu. "
1Sa 17:32 And David said to Saul, Let no man's heart fail because of him; thy servant will go and fight with this Philistine.
Apd 3:6 Bet Petras prabilo: "Sidabro nei aukso aš neturiu, bet ką turiu, tą duosiu. Jėzaus Kristaus Nazariečio vardu kelkis ir vaikščiok! "
Ac 3:6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.
Koh 7:14 Gerą dieną džiaukis gerove, o nelaimės dieną svarstyk: abi ­ ir viena, ir kita ­ yra Dievo darbas. Taigi žmogus negali jam dėl ko nors skųstis.
Ec 7:14 In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider: God also hath set the one over against the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him.
Pr 30:34 "Puiku, ­ atsakė Labanas, ­ tebūna, kaip sakai. "
Ge 30:34 And Laban said, Behold, I would it might be according to thy word.
Iš 11:3 Viešpats suteikė žmonėms malonę egiptiečių akyse. Be to, pats Mozė buvo įžymus vyras Egipto krašte, faraono pareigūnų ir žmonių akyse.
Ex 11:3 And the LORD gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians. Moreover the man Moses was very great in the land of Egypt, in the sight of Pharaoh's servants, and in the sight of the people.
Ts 2:17 Bet jie net savo teisėjų neklausė, nes kekšavo su kitais dievais ir garbino juos. Nedelsdami jie nusisuko nuo kelio, kuriuo jų protėviai, klausydami Viešpaties įsakymų, buvo ėję. Jie nesekė jų pavyzdžiu!
Judg 2:17 And yet they would not hearken unto their judges, but they went a whoring after other gods, and bowed themselves unto them: they turned quickly out of the way which their fathers walked in, obeying the commandments of the LORD; but they did not so.
Mt 14:10 Jis pasiuntė [budelį], kad nukirstų kalėjime Jonui galvą.
Mat 14:10 And he sent, and beheaded John in the prison.
1Sam 23:3 Bet Dovydo vyrai sakė jam: "Žiūrėk, mes bijome net čia, Judo žemėje! O kas bus tada, kai nueisime į Keilą kovoti su filistinais? "
1Sa 23:3 And David's men said unto him, Behold, we be afraid here in Judah: how much more then if we come to Keilah against the armies of the Philistines?
Job 6:7 Toks maistas man koktus; jis tarsi maistas ligonio.
Job 6:7 The things that my soul refused to touch are as my sorrowful meat.
Mch 5:7 Jokūbo likutistarp daugelio tautų tuomet buskaip Viešpaties siunčiama rasair kaip žolę palaistantis lietus, nelaukiantis nieko iš žmogausir nededantis vilčių į mariuosius.
Mic 5:7 And the remnant of Jacob shall be in the midst of many people as a dew from the LORD, as the showers upon the grass, that tarrieth not for man, nor waiteth for the sons of men.
1Krn 11:14 jis ir Dovydas pasipriešino šio sklypo viduryje ir, apgynę jį, nugalėjo filistinus. Taip Viešpats išgelbėjo juos, suteikęs didelę pergalę.
1Ch 11:14 And they set themselves in the midst of that parcel, and delivered it, and slew the Philistines; and the LORD saved them by a great deliverance.
Iz 15:6 Ak, Nimrimų vandenys tapo tyrlaukiais! Pievos išdžiūvusios, žolė nuvytusi, nebėra jokios žalumos.
Isa 15:6 For the waters of Nimrim shall be desolate: for the hay is withered away, the grass faileth, there is no green thing.
Įst 23:11 Artėjant vakarui, jis apsiplaus vandeniu ir, saulei leidžiantis, gali pareiti į stovyklą.
De 23:11 But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
Pr 50:4 Pasibaigus gedului, Juozapas kreipėsi į faraono dvariškius, sakydamas: "Jei randu malonę jūsų akyse, prašyčiau perduoti faraonui mano prašymą:
Ge 50:4 And when the days of his mourning were past, Joseph spake unto the house of Pharaoh, saying, If now I have found grace in your eyes, speak, I pray you, in the ears of Pharaoh, saying,
2Sam 4:1 Išgirdęs, kad Abneras mirė Hebrone, Sauliaus sūnus Išbošetas nuleido rankas. Visas Izraelis susirūpino.
2Sa 4:1 And when Saul's son heard that Abner was dead in Hebron, his hands were feeble, and all the Israelites were troubled.
Apd 1:24 Paskui meldėsi: "Tu, Viešpatie, kuris visų širdis pažįsti, parodyk, katrą iš šiųdviejų pasirenki,
Ac 1:24 And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen,
1Krn 2:13 Jesei gimė jo pirmagimis Eliabas, antras sūnus buvo Abinadabas, trečias ­ Šima,
1Ch 2:13 And Jesse begat his firstborn Eliab, and Abinadab the second, and Shimma the third,
1Jn 5:1 Kiekvienas, kas tiki, jog Jėzus yra Mesijas, yra gimęs iš Dievo, ir kiekvienas, kuris myli Gimdytoją, myli ir iš jo gimusįjį.
1J 5:1 Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.
Pat 1:31 valgys savo kelio vaisiusir bus savo kėslų pasotinti.
Pr 1:31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

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