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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 2:25 Šiaurės pusėje bus Dano stovykla, greta prie gretos. Dano žmonių vadas bus Amišadajo sūnus Ahiezeras.
Nu 2:25 The standard of the camp of Dan shall be on the north side by their armies: and the captain of the children of Dan shall be Ahiezer the son of Ammishaddai.
Pr 29:35 Dar kartą ji pastojo ir pagimdė sūnų, sakydama: "Šį kartą aš pagarbinsiu Viešpatį. " Todėl ji pavadino jį Judu. Tuomet ji liovėsi gimdžiusi.
Ge 29:35 And she conceived again, and bare a son: and she said, Now will I praise the LORD: therefore she called his name Judah; and left bearing.
1Krn 8:40 Ulamo palikuonys buvo narsūs kariai, lankininkai, turėjo daug vaikų ir vaikaičių ­ šimtą penkiasdešimt. Visi jie buvo Benjamino giminės žmonės.
1Ch 8:40 And the sons of Ulam were mighty men of valour, archers, and had many sons, and sons' sons, an hundred and fifty. All these are of the sons of Benjamin.
1Kor 11:3 Noriu, kad žinotumėte, jog kiekvieno vyro galva yra Kristus, moters galva ­ vyras, o Kristaus galva ­ Dievas.
1C 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
2Kar 23:29 Jo dienomis Egipto karalius faraonas Nekojas leidosi į žygį prieš Asirijos karalių Eufrato upės link. Karalius Jošijas išžygiavo užkirsti jam kelią, bet, susidūręs su juo mūšyje prie Megido, buvo užmuštas.
2Ki 23:29 In his days Pharaohnechoh king of Egypt went up against the king of Assyria to the river Euphrates: and king Josiah went against him; and he slew him at Megiddo, when he had seen him.
Am 5:21 Nekenčiu, niekinu jūsų šventes, nerandu jokio malonumo jūsų iškilmėse.
Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.
1Sam 1:20 Ona tapo nėščia ir, atėjus metui, pagimdė sūnų. Ji pavadino jį Samueliu, nes sakė: "Aš Viešpaties jo prašiau. "
1Sa 1:20 Wherefore it came to pass, when the time was come about after Hannah had conceived, that she bare a son, and called his name Samuel, saying, Because I have asked him of the LORD.
Sk 7:3 Atnašos, kurias jie atgabeno Viešpaties akivaizdon, buvo šeši dengti vežimai ir dvylika jaučių ­ po vežimą nuo dviejų vadų ir po jautį nuo kiekvieno. Jos buvo įteiktos prie Padangtės.
Nu 7:3 And they brought their offering before the LORD, six covered wagons, and twelve oxen; a wagon for two of the princes, and for each one an ox: and they brought them before the tabernacle.
Įst 18:8 Jie gaus tokias pat dalis valgyti kaip kiti, nepaisant jų asmeniškų dovanų ar palikimo.
De 18:8 They shall have like portions to eat, beside that which cometh of the sale of his patrimony.
Apr 8:9 trečdalis jūros padarų, turinčių gyvybę, išgaišo, ir trečdalis laivų buvo sunaikinti.
Re 8:9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
1Kar 1:27 Ar tai buvo padaryta mano viešpaties karaliaus įsakymu, nenurodant savo tarnui, kas turėtų po jo sėdėti mano viešpaties karaliaus soste? "
1Ki 1:27 Is this thing done by my lord the king, and thou hast not shewed it unto thy servant, who should sit on the throne of my lord the king after him?
Lk 5:22 O Jėzus, perpratęs jų mintis, prabilo: "Kam jūs taip manote savo širdyje?
Lu 5:22 But when Jesus perceived their thoughts, he answering said unto them, What reason ye in your hearts?
Jer 37:20 pranašavusieji, kad Babilono karalius neužpuls nei jūsų, nei šito krašto? O dabar maldauju, mano valdove karaliau, išklausyti mano prašymą: negrąžink manęs į raštininko Jehonatano namus numirti. "
Jer 37:20 Therefore hear now, I pray thee, O my lord the king: let my supplication, I pray thee, be accepted before thee; that thou cause me not to return to the house of Jonathan the scribe, lest I die there.
Iz 17:5 Tarsi glėbys šiaudų pjovėjui, kai pjūties metu jis nuima dirvos derlių, arba kai renkamos varpos Refajų slėnyje,
Isa 17:5 And it shall be as when the harvestman gathereth the corn, and reapeth the ears with his arm; and it shall be as he that gathereth ears in the valley of Rephaim.
Pr 6:18 Bet su tavimi sudarysiu sandorą. Tu, tavo sūnūs, žmona ir sūnų žmonos įlipsite į laivą.
Ge 6:18 But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.
Įst 3:8 Taigi tuo metu mes paėmėme iš tų dviejų amoritų karalių Užjordanės žemę nuo Arnono slėnio iki Hermono kalno ­
De 3:8 And we took at that time out of the hand of the two kings of the Amorites the land that was on this side Jordan, from the river of Arnon unto mount Hermon;
Jn 5:21 Kaip Tėvas prikelia numirusiusir juos atgaivina, taip ir Sūnus grąžina gyvybę, kam tik panorėjęs.
Jo 5:21 For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth them; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will.
Įst 31:6 Būkite stiprūs ir ryžtingi! Nebijokite jų ir neišsigąskite, nes pats Viešpats, tavo Dievas, eina su tavimi; jis nepaliks tavęs vieno ir nepasitrauks nuo tavęs. "
De 31:6 Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid of them: for the LORD thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
Mt 7:16 Jūs pažinsite juos iš vaisių. Argi kas gali pasiskinti vynuogių nuo erškėčių ar figų nuo usnių? !
Mat 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
1Sam 14:43 "Sakyk, ką padarei? " ­ Saulius klausė Jehonataną. Jehonatanas atsakė: "Tik paragavau truputį medaus nuo galo lazdos, kurią laikiau rankoje. Štai aš, pasiruošęs mirti. "
1Sa 14:43 Then Saul said to Jonathan, Tell me what thou hast done. And Jonathan told him, and said, I did but taste a little honey with the end of the rod that was in mine hand, and, lo, I must die.

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