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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 11:16 Tada užmirši savo vargusarba prisiminsi juos kaip nuslūgusius vandenis.
Job 11:16 Because thou shalt forget thy misery, and remember it as waters that pass away:
Jer 4:5 Paskelbkite Judo karalystėje, praneškite Jeruzalėje! Sakykite: ‘Pūskite ragą visame krašte! ’Šaukite ir sakykite: ‘Rinkitės! Žygiuokime į miestus su mūrais! ’
Jer 4:5 Declare ye in Judah, and publish in Jerusalem; and say, Blow ye the trumpet in the land: cry, gather together, and say, Assemble yourselves, and let us go into the defenced cities.
Įst 17:9 Atėjęs pasitarsi su kunigais iš Levio giminės ir teisėju, kuris tomis dienomis yra atsakingas. Jie tau paskelbs bylos nuosprendį.
De 17:9 And thou shalt come unto the priests the Levites, and unto the judge that shall be in those days, and enquire; and they shall shew thee the sentence of judgment:
Apd 1:22 pradedant Jono krikštu ir baigiant Jėzaus iš mūsų paėmimu, reikia kartu su mumis tapti jo prisikėlimo liudytoju . "
Ac 1:22 Beginning from the baptism of John, unto that same day that he was taken up from us, must one be ordained to be a witness with us of his resurrection.
2Krn 31:12 jie sąžiningai sunešė į juos atnašas, dešimtines ir pašvęstuosius daiktus. Vyriausiuoju pareigūnu jais rūpintis buvo paskirtas levitas Konanijas, o pavaduotoju ­ jo brolis Šimis.
2Ch 31:12 And brought in the offerings and the tithes and the dedicated things faithfully: over which Cononiah the Levite was ruler, and Shimei his brother was the next.
Pr 15:2 Bet Abromas atsakė: "Viešpatie DIEVE , kas man iš tavo dovanų, nes aš lieku bevaikis ir mano namų įpėdinis yra damaskietis Eliezeras!"
Ge 15:2 And Abram said, LORD God, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of Damascus?
Įst 7:9 Todėl žinok, kad Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra Dievas ­ ištikimas Dievas, kuris ištikimai laikosi Sandoros su jį mylinčiais ir vykdančiais jo įsakymus ligi tūkstantosios kartos,
De 7:9 Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations;
Pat 26:20 Nepridedant malkų, užgęsta ugnis, o nesant liežuvautojo, nutyla ginčas.
Pr 26:20 Where no wood is, there the fire goeth out: so where there is no talebearer, the strife ceaseth.
2Krn 23:3 visa bendrija sudarė sandorą su karaliumi Dievo Namuose. Jehojada tarė jiems: "Štai karaliaus sūnus! Jis turi būti karaliumi, kaip Viešpats pažadėjo Dovydo sūnums.
2Ch 23:3 And all the congregation made a covenant with the king in the house of God. And he said unto them, Behold, the king's son shall reign, as the LORD hath said of the sons of David.
Oz 2:21 Tą dieną atsiliepsiu, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­atsiliepsiu dangums, o jie atsilieps žemei.
Ho 2:21 And it shall come to pass in that day, I will hear, saith the LORD, I will hear the heavens, and they shall hear the earth;
Įst 27:16 ‘Prakeiktas, kas užgauna savo tėvą ir motiną! ’ O visi žmonės atsakys: ‘Amen! ’
De 27:16 Cursed be he that setteth light by his father or his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.
Apd 4:8 Tada Petras, Šventosios Dvasios įkvėptas, jiems atsakė: "Tautos vadovai ir seniūnai!
Ac 4:8 Then Peter, filled with the Holy Ghost, said unto them, Ye rulers of the people, and elders of Israel,
Joz 13:14 Tik Levio giminei Mozė nedavė paveldo, nes ugninės atnašos Viešpačiui, Izraelio Dievui, yra jų paveldas, kaip [Viešpats] yra sakęs .
Jos 13:14 Only unto the tribes of Levi he gave none inheritance; the sacrifices of the LORD God of Israel made by fire are their inheritance, as he said unto them.
Žyd 1:10 Ir: Iš pradžių tu, Viešpatie, padėjai pamatus žemei, ir dangūs ­ tavo rankų darbas.
He 1:10 And, Thou, Lord, in the beginning hast laid the foundation of the earth; and the heavens are the works of thine hands:
1Kar 15:22 Tada karalius Asa sutelkė visą Judą be išimties, ir jie išnešė akmenis ir rąstus, kuriais Rama turėjo būti sutvirtinta. Jais karalius Asa sutvirtino Benjamino Gebą ir Micpą.
1Ki 15:22 Then king Asa made a proclamation throughout all Judah; none was exempted: and they took away the stones of Ramah, and the timber thereof, wherewith Baasha had builded; and king Asa built with them Geba of Benjamin, and Mizpah.
Pr 27:15 Tuomet Rebeka paėmė namie paliktus geriausius vyresniojo sūnaus Ezavo drabužius ir apvilko jais jaunesnįjį sūnų Jokūbą.
Ge 27:15 And Rebekah took goodly raiment of her eldest son Esau, which were with her in the house, and put them upon Jacob her younger son:
Jn 18:4 Jėzus, žinodamas visa, kas jo laukia, išėjo į priekį ir paklausė: "Ko ieškote? "
Jo 18:4 Jesus therefore, knowing all things that should come upon him, went forth, and said unto them, Whom seek ye?
Įst 29:8 Mes užėmėme jų kraštą ir atidavėme jį kaip paveldą Rubeno žmonėms, Gado žmonėms ir pusei Manaso giminės.
De 29:8 And we took their land, and gave it for an inheritance unto the Reubenites, and to the Gadites, and to the half tribe of Manasseh.
Mt 22:35 ir vienas iš jų, Įstatymo mokytojas, mėgindamas jį, paklausė:
Mat 22:35 Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,
Joz 4:16 "Įsakyk kunigams, nešantiems Sandoros Skrynią, išbristi iš Jordano. "
Jos 4:16 Command the priests that bear the ark of the testimony, that they come up out of Jordan.

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