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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 32:20 Turiu kalbėti, kad galėčiau atsikvėpti, atverti lūpas ir atsakyti.
Job 32:20 I will speak, that I may be refreshed: I will open my lips and answer.
2Kar 22:9 Tada raštininkas Šafanas, nuėjęs pas karalių, pranešė: "Tavo tarnai supylė Viešpaties Namuose rastą sidabrą ir atidavė jį į rankas darbų prižiūrėtojams, atsakingiems už Viešpaties Namus. "
2Ki 22:9 And Shaphan the scribe came to the king, and brought the king word again, and said, Thy servants have gathered the money that was found in the house, and have delivered it into the hand of them that do the work, that have the oversight of the house of the LORD.
2Krn 10:18 Kai karalius nusiuntė Adoramą, tuometinį lažo darbų vykdytoją, izraelitai užmušė jį akmenimis. Tada karalius Rehabeamas paskubomis įšoko į kovos vežimą ir bėgo į Jeruzalę.
2Ch 10:18 Then king Rehoboam sent Hadoram that was over the tribute; and the children of Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. But king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem.
Ps 106:31 Tai pripažinta jam kaip teisus darbasamžinai per kartų kartas.
Ps 106:31 And that was counted unto him for righteousness unto all generations for evermore.
Jn 20:14 Tai tarusi, ji atsisuko ir pamatė stovintį Jėzų, bet nepažino, kad tai Jėzus.
Jo 20:14 And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus.
Kun 18:14 Neatidengsi savo dėdės nuogumo, tai yra nesueisi su jo žmona, nes ji tavo dėdienė.
Le 18:14 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.
Ps 16:1 Dovydo miktamas . Apsaugok mane, Dieve, nes pas tave ieškau užuovėjos.
Ps 16:1 Preserve me, O God: for in thee do I put my trust.
Apd 28:3 Paulius pririnko glėbį sausų šakų ir metė į ugnį. Čia nuo kaitros iš laužo iššoko angis ir įsikirto jam į ranką.
Ac 28:3 And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand.
Fil 1:3 Aš dėkoju savo Dievui, kai tik jus prisimenu,
Phil 1:3 I thank my God upon every remembrance of you,
Apd 12:7 Staiga ten atsirado Viešpaties angelas, ir kamerą nutvieskė šviesa. Jis sudavė Petrui į šoną ir žadindamas tarė: "Kelkis greičiau! " Ir nukrito jam grandinės nuo rankų.
Ac 12:7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
1Kar 9:7 aš išrausiu Izraelį iš žemės, kurią jiems daviau, ir atmesiu nuo savo veido Namus, kuriuos pašvenčiau savo vardui. Izraelis taps patarle ir pajuoka visoms tautoms.
1Ki 9:7 Then will I cut off Israel out of the land which I have given them; and this house, which I have hallowed for my name, will I cast out of my sight; and Israel shall be a proverb and a byword among all people:
Apd 10:10 Jis pasijuto išalkęs ir norėjo užkąsti. Kol jam buvo tiekiamas valgis, jį ištiko dvasios pagava.
Ac 10:10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
Ps 119:174 Ilgiuosi tavo išganymo, Viešpatie, ir žaviuosi tavo Įstatymu.
Ps 119:174 I have longed for thy salvation, O LORD; and thy law is my delight.
Ps 52:2 Tavo liežuvis lyg aštrus skustuvas, klastos meistre!
Ps 52:2 The tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully.
Jn 12:4 Vienas jo mokinys ­ Judas Iskarijotas, kuris turėjo jį išduoti, pasakė:
Jo 12:4 Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him,
Pr 46:25 Tai palikuonys Bilhos, kurią Labanas davė savo dukteriai Rachelei. Juos ­ iš viso septynis asmenis ­ ji pagimdė Jokūbui.
Ge 46:25 These are the sons of Bilhah, which Laban gave unto Rachel his daughter, and she bare these unto Jacob: all the souls were seven.
Ps 44:12 Tu pardavei savo tautą už niekus, neturėjai pelno juos pardavęs.
Ps 44:12 Thou sellest thy people for nought, and dost not increase thy wealth by their price.
Apr 20:3 ir įmetė į bedugnę, užrakino ją ir iš viršaus užantspaudavo, kad nebegalėtų suvedžioti tautų, kol pasibaigs tūkstantis metų. Paskui jis turės būti atrištas trumpam laikui.
Re 20:3 And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
Kun 14:56 patinimui ar išbėrimui, ar dėmėms
Le 14:56 And for a rising, and for a scab, and for a bright spot:
Jn 18:8 Jėzus atsiliepė: "Jau sakiau jums, kad tai aš. Jei manęs ieškote, tai leiskite šitiems pasišalinti. "
Jo 18:8 Jesus answered, I have told you that I am he: if therefore ye seek me, let these go their way:

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