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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 24:18 Kas užmuštų gyvulį, turės atlyginti nuostolį: gyvybe už gyvybę.
Le 24:18 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for beast.
2Kar 14:4 Tačiau aukštumų alkai nebuvo išnaikinti, žmonės ir toliau ten atnašavo aukas ir degino smilkalus.
2Ki 14:4 Howbeit the high places were not taken away: as yet the people did sacrifice and burnt incense on the high places.
Iš 7:10 Taigi Mozė ir Aaronas nuėjo pas faraoną ir padarė, kaip Viešpats buvo įsakęs. Aaronas metė savo lazdą žemėn priešais faraoną ir jo pareigūnus, ir ji pavirto šliužu.
Ex 7:10 And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
2Kor 5:10 Juk mums visiems reikės stoti prieš Kristaus teismo krasę, kad kiekvienas atsiimtų, ką jis, gyvendamas kūne, yra daręs ­ gera ar bloga.
2C 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.
Ez 34:10 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tikėkite manimi, aš prieš ganytojus; išreikalausiu iš jų rankų savo avis, atleisiu juos nuo kaimenės ganymo! Daugiau nebeganys ganytojai patys savęs, nes išgelbėsiu savo avis iš jų nasrų, idant jos nebebūtų jiems maistas. "
Eze 34:10 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.
Apd 12:24 Viešpaties žodis vis augo ir plito.
Ac 12:24 But the word of God grew and multiplied.
Sk 12:2 Jie sakė: "Argi Viešpats tik per Mozę kalbėjo? Argi jis nekalbėjo ir per mus? " Viešpats tai išgirdo.
Nu 12:2 And they said, Hath the LORD indeed spoken only by Moses? hath he not spoken also by us? And the LORD heard it.
1Sam 30:14 Mes užpuolėme keretų Negebą, Judo Negebą bei Kalebo Negebą ir sudeginome Ciklagą. "
1Sa 30:14 We made an invasion upon the south of the Cherethites, and upon the coast which belongeth to Judah, and upon the south of Caleb; and we burned Ziklag with fire.
1Sam 25:38 Praslinkus maždaug dešimt dienų, Viešpats ištiko Nabalą, ir jis numirė.
1Sa 25:38 And it came to pass about ten days after, that the LORD smote Nabal, that he died.
Įst 28:26 Jūsų lavonai bus maistas padangių paukščiams ir žemės žvėrims. Nebus kas juos nubaidytų.
De 28:26 And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
Ez 37:2 Jis visur vedžiojo mane tarp jų; slėnyje jų buvo labai daug. Jie buvo labai sudžiūvę.
Eze 37:2 And caused me to pass by them round about: and, behold, there were very many in the open valley; and, lo, they were very dry.
Dan 1:6 Tarp jų buvo iš Judo giminės Danielius, Hananija, Mišaelis ir Azarija.
Da 1:6 Now among these were of the children of Judah, Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah:
Ps 37:18 י Viešpats rūpinasi tais, kurie jo klauso, ir paveldas amžinai jiems priklausys.
Ps 37:18 The LORD knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
Jer 6:27 Vertintoju savo tautoje paskyriau tave, valytoju, kad ištirtum ir vertintum jų elgesį.
Jer 6:27 I have set thee for a tower and a fortress among my people, that thou mayest know and try their way.
2Kor 11:2 Aš pavyduliauju dėl jūsų Dievo pavydu. Mat aš jus sužiedavau su vienu vyru, su Kristumi, ir turiu pas jį nuvesti jus kaip skaisčią mergelę.
2C 11:2 For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present you as a chaste virgin to Christ.
Iz 28:14 Todėl išgirskite Viešpaties žodį, pašaipūnai, kurie valdote šitą tautą Jeruzalėje.
Isa 28:14 Wherefore hear the word of the LORD, ye scornful men, that rule this people which is in Jerusalem.
Ps 75:3 Kai žemė ir visi jos gyventojai dreba, jos stulpus aš palaikau tvirtus. Sela.
Ps 75:3 The earth and all the inhabitants thereof are dissolved: I bear up the pillars of it. Selah.
Dan 9:10 ir neklausėme Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, balso, liepiančio laikytis jo įstatymų, kuriuos jis mums davė per savo tarnus pranašus.
Da 9:10 Neither have we obeyed the voice of the LORD our God, to walk in his laws, which he set before us by his servants the prophets.
2Kar 3:4 Moabo karalius Meša buvo avių augintojas. Izraelio karaliui jis duodavo šimtą tūkstančių ėriukų ir šimto tūkstančių avinų vilnos duoklę.
2Ki 3:4 And Mesha king of Moab was a sheepmaster, and rendered unto the king of Israel an hundred thousand lambs, and an hundred thousand rams, with the wool.
Ez 45:2 Iš jos keturkampis penkių šimtų uolekčių iš penkių šimtų uolekčių plotas bus skirtas šventyklai su penkiasdešimt uolekčių laisvo ploto aplink jį.
Eze 45:2 Of this there shall be for the sanctuary five hundred in length, with five hundred in breadth, square round about; and fifty cubits round about for the suburbs thereof.

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