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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 9:3 Atsigręžiau į Viešpatį Dievą, ieškodamas atsakymo, melsdamasis ir maldaudamas pasninku, ašutine ir pelenais.
Da 9:3 And I set my face unto the Lord God, to seek by prayer and supplications, with fasting, and sackcloth, and ashes:
1Jn 4:12 Dievo niekas niekuomet nėra matęs. Jei mylime vieni kitus, Dievas mumyse pasilieka, ir jo meilė mumyse tampa tobula.
1J 4:12 No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.
1Krn 7:30 Ašero sūnūs: Imna, Išva, Išvis ir Berija; jų sesuo ­ Seracha.
1Ch 7:30 The sons of Asher; Imnah, and Isuah, and Ishuai, and Beriah, and Serah their sister.
Ps 10:2 Nedorėliai kankina įžūliai varguolius; teįkliūva jie patys į savo sumanytas pinkles!
Ps 10:2 The wicked in his pride doth persecute the poor: let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined.
Sof 3:13 ir aš išsaugosiu Izraelio likutį. Jie blogai nebesielgsir nebekalbės netiesos. Apgaulingam liežuviuijų burnose nebebus vietos. Tuomet jie ganysis ir ilsėsis, ir nebebus kam jų gąsdinti.
Zep 3:13 The remnant of Israel shall not do iniquity, nor speak lies; neither shall a deceitful tongue be found in their mouth: for they shall feed and lie down, and none shall make them afraid.
Jer 35:7 Be to, nei statysitės namus, nei sėsite pasėlių, nei veisite ar turėsite vynuogynų. Jūs turite išgyventi visą savo amžių palapinėse, idant galėtumėte ilgai tarpti žemėje, kurioje gyvenate kaip praeiviai. ’
Jer 35:7 Neither shall ye build house, nor sow seed, nor plant vineyard, nor have any: but all your days ye shall dwell in tents; that ye may live many days in the land where ye be strangers.
1Kar 20:21 Išžygiavęs Izraelio karalius puolė arklius bei kovos vežimus ir ištiko aramėjus dideliu pralaimėjimu.
1Ki 20:21 And the king of Israel went out, and smote the horses and chariots, and slew the Syrians with a great slaughter.
Jer 30:12 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Tavo sužalojimas mirtinas, tavo žaizda nebepagydoma!
Jer 30:12 For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous.
Ps 146:8 Viešpats atveria akis akliesiems, Viešpats pakelia gyvenimo palaužtuosius, Viešpats myli teisiuosius,
Ps 146:8 The LORD openeth the eyes of the blind: the LORD raiseth them that are bowed down: the LORD loveth the righteous:
2Kar 13:16 "Įtempk lanką! " ­ tarė jis Izraelio karaliui. Jam įtempus lanką, Eliziejus uždėjo savo rankas karaliui ant rankų
2Ki 13:16 And he said to the king of Israel, Put thine hand upon the bow. And he put his hand upon it: and Elisha put his hands upon the king's hands.
Joz 14:15 Hebrono vardas pirmiau buvo Kirjat Arba. Tasai Arba buvo iškiliausias vyras tarp anakiečių. Po karo kraštas buvo ramus.
Jos 14:15 And the name of Hebron before was Kirjatharba; which Arba was a great man among the Anakims. And the land had rest from war.
Ez 4:1 Žmogau, imk plytą ir pasidėk ją priešais save. Nusibraižyk ant jos miestą ­ Jeruzalę.
Eze 4:1 Thou also, son of man, take thee a tile, and lay it before thee, and pourtray upon it the city, even Jerusalem:
Įst 28:49 Viešpats atves prieš tave tautą iš toli, nuo žemės pakraščių, skrendančią kaip erelis, tautą, kurios kalbos tu nesupranti,
De 28:49 The LORD shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand;
Ts 11:25 Be to, ar esi kuo nors geresnis už Moabo karalių, Ciporo sūnų Balaką? Ar jis kada nors vaidijosi su Izraeliu? Ar jis kada nors ėjo į karą su jais?
Judg 11:25 And now art thou any thing better than Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab? did he ever strive against Israel, or did he ever fight against them,
Iz 50:3 Apgaubiu dangus tamsybe, apvelku juos ašutine. "
Isa 50:3 I clothe the heavens with blackness, and I make sackcloth their covering.
Ag 1:4 "Argi metas jums gyventi pagražinimais apkaltuose savo namuose, kai šie Namai tebėra sugriauti? "
Hag 1:4 Is it time for you, O ye, to dwell in your cieled houses, and this house lie waste?
Iz 55:10 Kaip lietus ir sniegas krinta iš dangausir negrįžta atgalios, kol nepalaisto žemės, kad joje dygtų ir želtų augalai, kad neštų sėklą sėjėjui ir duoną alkanam,
Isa 55:10 For as the rain cometh down, and the snow from heaven, and returneth not thither, but watereth the earth, and maketh it bring forth and bud, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater:
Pat 28:28 Kai nedorėliai paima viršų, žmonės bėga slėptis, o kai jie pražūva, teisieji vėl klesti.
Pr 28:28 When the wicked rise, men hide themselves: but when they perish, the righteous increase.
Apd 7:18 kol Egipte ėmė viešpatauti kitas karalius, kuris nieko nežinojo apie Juozapą.
Ac 7:18 Till another king arose, which knew not Joseph.
Ez 23:2 "Žmogau, kartą buvo dvi moterys, vienos motinos dukterys.
Eze 23:2 Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:

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