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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 24:42 Jie padavė jam gabalą keptos žuvies .
Lu 24:42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.
Kun 17:10 Jei kas nors iš Izraelio namų ar iš ateivių, gyvenančių tarp jūsų, valgytų bet kokį kraują, aš atgręšiu savo veidą į kraują valgantį žmogų ir pašalinsiu tą žmogų iš jo tautos,
Le 17:10 And whatsoever man there be of the house of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn among you, that eateth any manner of blood; I will even set my face against that soul that eateth blood, and will cut him off from among his people.
Apd 26:6 Dabar aš čia stoviu ir esu teisiamas už tai, kad viliuosi pažadu, kurį Dievas yra davęs mūsų protėviams.
Ac 26:6 And now I stand and am judged for the hope of the promise made of God, unto our fathers:
Iz 37:36 Viešpaties angelas atėjo į asirų stovyklą ir užmušė šimtą aštuoniasdešimt penkis tūkstančius. Išaušus rytui, visur gulėjo lavonai.
Isa 37:36 Then the angel of the LORD went forth, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians a hundred and fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.
Job 9:16 Jeigu kreipčiausi į jį, ir jis teiktųsi atsakyti, netikiu, kad klausytųsi mano žodžių.
Job 9:16 If I had called, and he had answered me; yet would I not believe that he had hearkened unto my voice.
Iz 17:6 iš jo liks tik išrankos, panašiai, kaip raškant alyvmedį, lieka dvi ar trys alyvos pačioje viršūnėje, keturios ar penkios žemiau ant šakų. ­Tai Viešpaties, Izraelio Dievo, žodis.
Isa 17:6 Yet gleaning grapes shall be left in it, as the shaking of an olive tree, two or three berries in the top of the uppermost bough, four or five in the outmost fruitful branches thereof, saith the LORD God of Israel.
1Sam 19:17 Saulius tarė Mikalei: "Kodėl mane taip apgavai? Tu padėjai mano priešui pabėgti! " "Todėl, ­ atsakė Mikalė, ­ kad jis sakė: ‘Padėk man pabėgti, antraip tave užmušiu. ’"
1Sa 19:17 And Saul said unto Michal, Why hast thou deceived me so, and sent away mine enemy, that he is escaped? And Michal answered Saul, He said unto me, Let me go; why should I kill thee?
Pr 35:13 Tuomet Dievas pranyko nuo jo toje vietoje, kur buvo su juo kalbėjęsis.
Ge 35:13 And God went up from him in the place where he talked with him.
Pr 36:22 Lotano sūnūs buvo Horis ir Hemamas, o Lotano sesuo ­ Timna.
Ge 36:22 And the children of Lotan were Hori and Hemam; and Lotan's sister was Timna.
Kun 22:6 toks asmuo bus nešvarus ligi vakaro ir šventųjų aukų, nenuplovęs savo kūno vandeniu, nevalgys.
Le 22:6 The soul which hath touched any such shall be unclean until even, and shall not eat of the holy things, unless he wash his flesh with water.
Gal 4:5 kad atpirktų esančius įstatymo valdžioje ir kad mes įgytume įsūnystę.
Ga 4:5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.
Dan 10:15 Jam tariant šiuos žodžius, žiūrėjau į žemę ir buvau lyg be žado.
Da 10:15 And when he had spoken such words unto me, I set my face toward the ground, and I became dumb.
Ps 88:10 Argi stebuklus tu darai mirusiesiems? Nejau šešėliai kelsis tavęs šlovinti? Sela.
Ps 88:10 Wilt thou shew wonders to the dead? shall the dead arise and praise thee? Selah.
Iš 28:23 Padirbsi krūtinės dėklui ir du žiedus iš aukso, pritvirtinsi juos viršuje prie abiejų krūtinės dėklo kampų.
Ex 28:23 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate two rings of gold, and shalt put the two rings on the two ends of the breastplate.
2Tes 3:12 Tokiems įsakome ir juos raginame Viešpatyje Jėzuje Kristuje ramiai dirbti ir valgyti pačių pelnytą duoną.
2Th 3:12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.
1Krn 12:40 Taip pat jų kaimynai atėjo net iš Isacharo, Zabulono ir Naftalio, ant asilų, kupranugarių, mulų ir jaučių gabendami maistą, gausias atsargas miltų, figų plokštainių, razinų plokštainių, vyno, aliejaus, galvijų ir avių, nes Izraelyje buvo daug džiaugsmo.
1Ch 12:40 Moreover they that were nigh them, even unto Issachar and Zebulun and Naphtali, brought bread on asses, and on camels, and on mules, and on oxen, and meat, meal, cakes of figs, and bunches of raisins, and wine, and oil, and oxen, and sheep abundantly: for there was joy in Israel.
1Krn 28:7 Aš padarysiu jo karalystę amžiną, jei jis ir toliau taip ryžtingai laikysis mano įstatymų ir įsakų, kaip dabar daro.
1Ch 28:7 Moreover I will establish his kingdom for ever, if he be constant to do my commandments and my judgments, as at this day.
Ps 82:1 Asafo psalmė. Dievas užima savo vietą dieviškojoje taryboje, dievų sueigoje jis teisia:
Ps 82:1 God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods.
Gg 3:10 Jo stulpai pasidabruoti, atlošas paauksuotas, o sėdynė iš raudono vilnonio audeklo. Vidus jo su meileJeruzalės dukterų išpuoštas.
SS 3:10 He made the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the covering of it of purple, the midst thereof being paved with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem.
Žyd 8:9 Ne tokią Sandorą, kokią buvau sudaręs su jų tėvaistą dieną, kai paėmiau juos už rankos, norėdamas išvesti iš Egipto žemės. Jie neišsaugojo mano Sandoros, ir aš juos apleidau, ­ sako Viešpats. ­
He 8:9 Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day when I took them by the hand to lead them out of the land of Egypt; because they continued not in my covenant, and I regarded them not, saith the Lord.

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