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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 17:38 Saulius aprengė Dovydą savo drabužiais, uždėjo jam ant galvos vario šalmą ir apvilko krūtinės šarvu.
1Sa 17:38 And Saul armed David with his armour, and he put an helmet of brass upon his head; also he armed him with a coat of mail.
Ez 23:14 bet ši dar labiau gausino savo kekšystes. Ji pamatė sienoje išskobtus vyrus, ryškiai raudonai dažytus chaldėjų atvaizdus,
Eze 23:14 And that she increased her whoredoms: for when she saw men pourtrayed upon the wall, the images of the Chaldeans pourtrayed with vermilion,
2Krn 6:5 ‘Nuo tos dienos, kurią išvedžiau savo tautą iš Egipto žemės, niekada neišsirinkau tarp Izraelio giminių miesto, kuriame būtų pastatyti Namai mano vardui, nei išsirinkau žmogaus savo tautos valdovu.
2Ch 6:5 Since the day that I brought forth my people out of the land of Egypt I chose no city among all the tribes of Israel to build an house in, that my name might be there; neither chose I any man to be a ruler over my people Israel:
2Krn 12:13 Taigi karalius Rehabeamas įsitvirtino Jeruzalėje ir karaliavo. Rehabeamas buvo keturiasdešimt vienerių metų, kai pradėjo karaliauti. Septyniolika metų jis karaliavo Jeruzalėje ­ mieste, kurį Viešpats buvo išsirinkęs iš visų Izraelio giminių įkurti ten buveinę savo vardui. Jo motina buvo vardu Naama Amonitė.
2Ch 12:13 So king Rehoboam strengthened himself in Jerusalem, and reigned: for Rehoboam was one and forty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned seventeen years in Jerusalem, the city which the LORD had chosen out of all the tribes of Israel, to put his name there. And his mother's name was Naamah an Ammonitess.
2Krn 25:24 Tada su visu auksu ir sidabru bei visais reikmenimis, rastais Dievo Namuose, su Obed Edomu ir karaliaus rūmų iždu bei įkaitais jis sugrįžo į Samariją.
2Ch 25:24 And he took all the gold and the silver, and all the vessels that were found in the house of God with Obededom, and the treasures of the king's house, the hostages also, and returned to Samaria.
Pat 4:26 Žiūrėk, kur eini, ir visi tavo keliai bus tikri.
Pr 4:26 Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established.
Ef 6:18 Kiekvienu metu melskitės Dvasioje visokeriopomis maldomis ir prašymais. Be paliovos budėkite, malda užtardami visus šventuosius
Ep 6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
Dan 1:20 Kai tik karalius kreipdavosi į juos klausimu, reikalaujančiu išminties ir pažinimo, jis rasdavo juos dešimt kartų pranašesnius už visus karalystės magus ir kerėtojus.
Da 1:20 And in all matters of wisdom and understanding, that the king enquired of them, he found them ten times better than all the magicians and astrologers that were in all his realm.
Iz 45:5 Aš esu Viešpats, ir nėra kito; be manęs nėra dievo! Aš ­ tas, kuris tave apginkluoja, nors tu manęs ir nepažįsti,
Isa 45:5 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
1Kar 11:4 Saliamonui pasenus, jo žmonos nugręžė jo širdį kitų dievų link, ir jo širdis nebuvo ištikima Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, kaip jo tėvo Dovydo širdis.
1Ki 11:4 For it came to pass, when Solomon was old, that his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as was the heart of David his father.
Ts 5:8 Kai jie rinkosi naujus dievus, vyko karas jų vartuose. Nei skydo, nei ieties nebuvo matytitarp keturiasdešimt tūkstančių Izraelyje!
Judg 5:8 They chose new gods; then was war in the gates: was there a shield or spear seen among forty thousand in Israel?
Ps 147:19 Jis paskelbė savo žodį Jokūbui, savo įstatus ir įsakus Izraeliui.
Ps 147:19 He sheweth his word unto Jacob, his statutes and his judgments unto Israel.
Ez 39:16 Taip pat ir miesto vardas bus Hamona. Taip bus apvalomas kraštas.
Eze 39:16 And also the name of the city shall be Hamonah. Thus shall they cleanse the land.
Jer 13:5 Nuėjau prie Perato, kaip Viešpats buvo liepęs, ir paslėpiau jį uolos plyšyje.
Jer 13:5 So I went, and hid it by Euphrates, as the LORD commanded me.
2Krn 27:3 Jis pastatė Viešpaties Namų Aukštutinius vartus ir daug statė ant Ofelio sienos.
2Ch 27:3 He built the high gate of the house of the LORD, and on the wall of Ophel he built much.
Jer 52:1 Zedekijas buvo dvidešimt vienerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir valdė Jeruzalę vienuolika metų. Jo motina, Jeremijo iš Libnos duktė, buvo vardu Hamutalė.
Jer 52:1 Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Hamutal the daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah.
Sk 1:43 ­ surašytų iš Naftalio giminės, buvo penkiasdešimt trys tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 1:43 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Naphtali, were fifty and three thousand and four hundred.
Mt 9:33 Išvarius demoną, nebylys prakalbo. Minios stebėjosi ir sakė: "Dar niekad Izraelyje nėra buvę tokių dalykų. "
Mat 9:33 And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in Israel.
Iš 35:24 Kiekvienas, kas tik galėjo duoti sidabro ar vario atnašą, davė ją kaip Viešpaties atnašą; kiekvienas, kas tik turėjo akacijos medžio, tinkamo statybai, atnešė jo.
Ex 35:24 Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it.
Įst 23:21 Kai padarai įžadą Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, nedelsk jį įvykdyti, nes Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tikrai iš tavęs jo pareikalaus, ir tu užsitrauksi kaltę.
De 23:21 When thou shalt vow a vow unto the LORD thy God, thou shalt not slack to pay it: for the LORD thy God will surely require it of thee; and it would be sin in thee.

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