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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 9:14 Tad palik dabar mane vieną, kad galėčiau juos sunaikinti, ištrindamas jų vardą po dangumi. Iš tavęs padarysiu galingesnę ir gausesnę už juos tautą. ’
De 9:14 Let me alone, that I may destroy them, and blot out their name from under heaven: and I will make of thee a nation mightier and greater than they.
Apr 5:3 Bet niekas nei danguje, nei žemėje, nei po žeme negalėjo atverti knygos nė pažiūrėti į ją.
Re 5:3 And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon.
Sk 13:4 Štai jų vardai: iš Rubeno giminės ­ Zakūro sūnus Šamūva,
Nu 13:4 And these were their names: of the tribe of Reuben, Shammua the son of Zaccur.
Kun 21:20 ar kuprotas, ar neūžauga, ar su nesveika akimi, ar aptekęs niežais, ar nušašęs, ar sutraiškytomis sėklidėmis.
Le 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
1Krn 17:18 Ką daugiau gali Dovydas pridėti prie tavo tarno pagerbimo? Tu savo tarną pažįsti!
1Ch 17:18 What can David speak more to thee for the honour of thy servant? for thou knowest thy servant.
2Krn 3:9 Vinių svoris buvo penkiasdešimt aukso šekelių. Panašiai jis apmušė auksu viršutinius kambarius.
2Ch 3:9 And the weight of the nails was fifty shekels of gold. And he overlaid the upper chambers with gold.
Rom 9:5 jiems priklauso protėviai, ir iš jų kūno atžvilgiu yra kilęs Kristus ­ visiems viešpataujantis Dievas, šlovingas per amžius. Amen!
Ro 9:5 Whose are the fathers, and of whom as concerning the flesh Christ came, who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen.
Jer 34:6 Pranašas Jeremijas pakartojo visus šiuos žodžius Judo karaliui Zedekijui Jeruzalėje,
Jer 34:6 Then Jeremiah the prophet spake all these words unto Zedekiah king of Judah in Jerusalem,
2Pt 2:22 Jiems yra nutikę, kaip teisingai sako patarlė: Šuo sugrįžo prie savo vėmalo ir: "Išmaudyta kiaulė vėl voliojasi purvyne".
2P 2:22 But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
Ts 20:30 Ir trečią dieną izraelitai išėjo prieš Benjamino giminės vyrus ir kaip anksčiau sustojo į kovos rikiuotę prie Gibėjos.
Judg 20:30 And the children of Israel went up against the children of Benjamin on the third day, and put themselves in array against Gibeah, as at other times.
1Krn 11:22 Jehojados sūnus Benaja buvo narsus vyras iš Kabceelio, atlikęs didelius žygdarbius. Jis nukovė du Arielio sūnus iš Moabo. Kartą sniegingą dieną nusileidęs į duobę, jis užmušė liūtą.
1Ch 11:22 Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, the son of a valiant man of Kabzeel, who had done many acts; he slew two lionlike men of Moab: also he went down and slew a lion in a pit in a snowy day.
Įst 19:12 žmogžudžio miesto seniūnai parsigabens jį iš ten ir perduos keršytojui už kraują nubausti mirties bausme.
De 19:12 Then the elders of his city shall send and fetch him thence, and deliver him into the hand of the avenger of blood, that he may die.
Ps 139:2 Žinai, kada atsisėdu ir kada atsistoju, iš tolo supranti mano mintis.
Ps 139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
Mt 22:43 Jis tarė jiems: "O kodėl gi Dovydas, Dvasios įkvėptas, vadina jį Viešpačiu, sakydamas:
Mat 22:43 He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying,
Kun 14:55 drabužių ir namų raupsams,
Le 14:55 And for the leprosy of a garment, and of a house,
Neh 13:2 nes jie nesutiko izraelitų su duona ir vandeniu, bet prieš juos pasamdė Bileamą, kad prakeiktų, tačiau mūsų Dievas prakeikimą pavertė palaiminimu.
Ne 13:2 Because they met not the children of Israel with bread and with water, but hired Balaam against them, that he should curse them: howbeit our God turned the curse into a blessing.
Sof 3:16 Tą dieną Jeruzalei bus sakoma: "Nebijok, Sione, nenuleisk rankų! "
Zep 3:16 In that day it shall be said to Jerusalem, Fear thou not: and to Zion, Let not thine hands be slack.
Mt 13:8 Dar kiti nukrito į gerą žemę ir davė derlių: vieni ­ šimteriopą grūdą, kiti ­ šešiasdešimteriopą, dar kiti ­ trisdešimteriopą.
Mat 13:8 But other fell into good ground, and brought forth fruit, some an hundredfold, some sixtyfold, some thirtyfold.
Gg 5:4 Mano mylimasis įkišo ranką pro velkės skylę, ir aš suvirpėjau, kad jis arti.
SS 5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
Pat 3:4 Taip rasi malonę ir gerą vardąDievo ir žmonių akyse.
Pr 3:4 So shalt thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God and man.

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