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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 50:18 Tada pradėjo verkti ir jo broliai; jie parpuolė prieš jį ir sakė: "Mes tavo vergai! "
Ge 50:18 And his brethren also went and fell down before his face; and they said, Behold, we be thy servants.
Rom 12:3 Dėl man suteiktos malonės aš raginu kiekvieną iš jūsų nemanyti apie save geriau negu dera manyti, bet manyti apie save blaiviai, kiekvienam pagal Dievo duotąjį tikėjimo mastą.
Ro 12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
2Pt 3:9 Viešpats negaišta ištesėti pažado, kaip kai kurie mano, o kantriai elgiasi su jumis, nenorėdamas, kad kuris pražūtų, bet kad visi atsiverstų.
2P 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Apd 5:38 Todėl aš ir dabar jums sakau: palikite šituos žmones ramybėje, paleiskite juos. Jei šis sumanymas ar ši veikla iš žmonių, jie žlugs savaime,
Ac 5:38 And now I say unto you, Refrain from these men, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this work be of men, it will come to nought:
Ps 96:13 Viešpaties Artume, nes jis ateina, nes jis ateina valdyti žemės. Teisiai jis valdys pasaulįir ištikimai ­ tautas.
Ps 96:13 Before the LORD: for he cometh, for he cometh to judge the earth: he shall judge the world with righteousness, and the people with his truth.
1Krn 9:31 Matitija, vienas iš levitų ­ Šalumo Koracho pirmagimis, ­ buvo atsakingas už plokštainių kepimą.
1Ch 9:31 And Mattithiah, one of the Levites, who was the firstborn of Shallum the Korahite, had the set office over the things that were made in the pans.
Kun 4:18 Tada krauju pavilgys ragus aukuro, esančio Viešpaties akivaizdoje Susitikimo Palapinėje, o likusį kraują išlies prie papėdės deginamųjų aukų aukuro, kuris yra prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo.
Le 4:18 And he shall put some of the blood upon the horns of the altar which is before the LORD, that is in the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall pour out all the blood at the bottom of the altar of the burnt offering, which is at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Iš 35:1 Mozė surinko visą izraelitų bendriją ir sakė jiems: "Štai ką Viešpats įsakė jums daryti:
Ex 35:1 And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them.
Apd 15:21 Mat Mozė kiekviename mieste nuo seno turi savo skelbėjų, kurie kas šabą jį skaito sinagogose. "
Ac 15:21 For Moses of old time hath in every city them that preach him, being read in the synagogues every sabbath day.
Žyd 1:4 ir tapo tiek pranašesnis už angelus, kiek prakilnesnį už juos paveldėjo vardą.
He 1:4 Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they.
Iš 14:2 "Liepk izraelitams grįžti ir apsistoti priešais Pi Hahirotus, tarp Migdolo ir jūros, priešais Baal Cefoną; įsirenkite stovyklą priešais jį prie jūros.
Ex 14:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, that they turn and encamp before Pihahiroth, between Migdol and the sea, over against Baalzephon: before it shall ye encamp by the sea.
Pat 7:18 Eime ir skęskime meilėje iki ryto, mėgaukimės glamonėmis.
Pr 7:18 Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
Joz 7:9 Išgirs apie tai kanaaniečiai ir kiti krašto gyventojai, apsups mus ir nušluos mūsų vardą nuo žemės. Ką tu darysi tuomet savo didžiam vardui? "
Jos 7:9 For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall hear of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy great name?
Iz 37:12 Argi vadavo dievai tautas, kurias sunaikino mano protėviai: Gozaną, Haraną, Recefą ir edeniečius Telasare?
Isa 37:12 Have the gods of the nations delivered them which my fathers have destroyed, as Gozan, and Haran, and Rezeph, and the children of Eden which were in Telassar?
Pr 31:47 Labanas pavadino jį Jegar Sahaduta , o Jokūbas ­ Galedu .
Ge 31:47 And Laban called it Jegarsahadutha: but Jacob called it Galeed.
Ez 10:4 Viešpaties šlovė persikėlė nuo kerubų prie Namų slenksčio, Namai buvo pripildyti debesies, ir kiemas buvo pilnas Viešpaties šlovės pašvaistės.
Eze 10:4 Then the glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory.
1Krn 13:8 o Dovydas ir visas Izraelis šoko Dievo akivaizdoje ir visomis jėgomis giedojo, pritardami lyromis, arfomis, būgneliais su žvangučiais, cimbolais ir trimitais.
1Ch 13:8 And David and all Israel played before God with all their might, and with singing, and with harps, and with psalteries, and with timbrels, and with cymbals, and with trumpets.
Sk 1:25 ­ surašytų iš Gado giminės, buvo keturiasdešimt penki tūkstančiai šeši šimtai penkiasdešimt.
Nu 1:25 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Gad, were forty and five thousand six hundred and fifty.
Pr 27:12 Jei mane tėvas apčiupinės, aš būsiu jo akyse sukčius ir užsitrauksiu ant savęs prakeikimą, o ne palaiminimą! "
Ge 27:12 My father peradventure will feel me, and I shall seem to him as a deceiver; and I shall bring a curse upon me, and not a blessing.
Jud 1:24 Tam, kuris gali išlaikyti jus nenupuolusius ir savo šlovės akivaizdon pastatyti nesuteptus ir džiaugsmingus,
Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,

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