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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 119:13 Kartoju lūpomisvisus tavo burnos sprendimus.
Ps 119:13 With my lips have I declared all the judgments of thy mouth.
Jer 30:7 Nelaimė! Toji diena tokia didinga, kad jokia kita jai neprilygs! Ji ­ nelaimės metas Jokūbui, tačiau nuo jos bus jis išgelbėtas.
Jer 30:7 Alas! for that day is great, so that none is like it: it is even the time of Jacob's trouble, but he shall be saved out of it.
Mt 26:23 Jis atsakė: "Mane išduos dažantis kartu su manim duoną dubenyje.
Mat 26:23 And he answered and said, He that dippeth his hand with me in the dish, the same shall betray me.
1Jn 5:10 Kas tiki Dievo Sūnų, tas turi savyje tą liudijimą. Kas Dievo netiki, tas jį melagiu verčia, nes nepatikėjo liudijimu, kurį Dievas davė apie savo Sūnų.
1J 5:10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.
2Krn 6:16 Tad dabar, Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, įvykdyk savo tarnui, mano tėvui Dovydui, ir tą pažadą, kurį jam davei, tardamas: ‘Nestigs tau niekada mano akivaizdoje palikuonio, sėdinčio Izraelio soste, jeigu tik tavo vaikai bus atidūs savo keliui ir eis mano mokymo taku, kaip tu ėjai mano akivaizdoje. ’
2Ch 6:16 Now therefore, O LORD God of Israel, keep with thy servant David my father that which thou hast promised him, saying, There shall not fail thee a man in my sight to sit upon the throne of Israel; yet so that thy children take heed to their way to walk in my law, as thou hast walked before me.
Kun 22:32 Mano švento vardo neišniekinkite, kad būčiau šventas tarp izraelitų. Aš esu Viešpats. Aš jus pašventinu ­
Le 22:32 Neither shall ye profane my holy name; but I will be hallowed among the children of Israel: I am the LORD which hallow you,
Lk 9:46 Tarp mokinių kilo ginčas, kuris jų didžiausias.
Lu 9:46 Then there arose a reasoning among them, which of them should be greatest.
1Kar 12:31 Jis statė ir šventyklas aukštumų alkuose bei skyrė kunigus iš žmonių, kurie nebuvo kilę iš Levio giminės.
1Ki 12:31 And he made an house of high places, and made priests of the lowest of the people, which were not of the sons of Levi.
Iš 21:27 Jei savininkas išmuštų savo vergui ar vergei dantį, jis turės duoti vergui laisvę už dantį.
Ex 21:27 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.
Kun 16:32 Kunigas, kuris buvo pateptas ir pašventintas būti kunigu vietoj savo tėvo, atliks permaldavimą. Vilkėdamas lino drabužiais, šventuoju apdaru,
Le 16:32 And the priest, whom he shall anoint, and whom he shall consecrate to minister in the priest's office in his father's stead, shall make the atonement, and shall put on the linen clothes, even the holy garments:
Ps 119:89 ל Tavo žodis, Viešpatie, tveria amžinai, tvirtai stovi danguje.
Ps 119:89 For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
Ps 123:3 Pasigailėk mūsų, Viešpatie, pasigailėk mūsų, nes esame persisotinę didelio pažeminimo.
Ps 123:3 Have mercy upon us, O LORD, have mercy upon us: for we are exceedingly filled with contempt.
Ps 58:11 Žmonės sakys: "Tai atlygis teisiesiems; iš tikrųjų yra Dievas, kuris teisia žemę! "
Ps 58:11 So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
Fil 3:19 Jų galas ­ pražūtis, jų dievas ­ pilvas ir jų garbė ­ gėda. Jie temąsto apie žemės daiktus.
Phil 3:19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)
Ps 33:5 Jis myli, kas teisu ir teisinga; ištikimósios Viešpaties meilės kupina žemė.
Ps 33:5 He loveth righteousness and judgment: the earth is full of the goodness of the LORD.
Job 13:11 Argi jo didybė jūsų negąsdinsir jo baimė jūsų neapims?
Job 13:11 Shall not his excellency make you afraid? and his dread fall upon you?
1Kor 6:19 Ar nežinote, kad jūsų kūnas yra šventykla jumyse gyvenančios Šventosios Dvasios, kurią gavote iš Dievo, ir kad jūs nebepriklausote patys sau?
1C 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
Jer 44:11 Todėl, ­ taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, ­ tikėkite manimi, atgręžiau jums savo veidą nelaimei ir išrausiu visą Judą!
Jer 44:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will set my face against you for evil, and to cut off all Judah.
Mt 5:19 Todėl, kas pažeistų bent vieną iš mažiausių paliepimų ir taip elgtis mokytų žmones, tas bus vadinamas mažiausiu dangaus karalystėje. O kas juos vykdys ir jų mokys, bus vadinamas didžiu dangaus karalystėje.
Mat 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Kol 3:11 Čia jau nebėra nei graiko, nei žydo, nei apipjaustyto, nei neapipjaustyto, nėra barbaro, skito, vergo, laisvojo, bet visa ir visuose ­ Kristus.
Co 3:11 Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all.

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