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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 7:51 Jūs, kietasprandžiai, pagonių širdimis ir ausimis ! Jūs, kaip ir jūsų protėviai, visuomet priešinatės Šventajai Dvasiai.
Ac 7:51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
1Tes 5:9 Juk Dievas paskyrė mus ne tam, kad užsitrauktume rūstybę, bet kad įgytume išganymą per mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų Kristų,
1Th 5:9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ,
Ezd 5:2 Todėl Šaltielio sūnus Zerubabelis ir Jehocadako sūnus Jozuė pradėjo Dievo Namų atstatymą Jeruzalėje. Dievo pranašai buvo su jais ir juos rėmė.
Ezr 5:2 Then rose up Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, and Jeshua the son of Jozadak, and began to build the house of God which is at Jerusalem: and with them were the prophets of God helping them.
2Kor 3:12 Taigi, turėdami tokią viltį, mes viską dėstome atvirai,
2C 3:12 Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech:
Lk 3:8 Duokite tikrų atsivertimo vaisių! Ir nebandykite ramintis: ‘Juk mūsų tėvas ­ Abraomas. ’ Aš jums sakau, kad Dievas gali pažadinti Abraomui vaikų iš šitų akmenų.
Lu 3:8 Bring forth therefore fruits worthy of repentance, and begin not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, That God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.
Job 26:8 Jis uždaro lietaus vandenis savo debesyse, tačiau nuo jų debesys neperplyšta.
Job 26:8 He bindeth up the waters in his thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent under them.
Lk 22:36 Tada jis tęsė: "Dabar, kas turi piniginę, tepasiima ją, taip pat ir krepšį, o kas neturi kalavijo, teparduoda apsiaustą ir tenusiperka.
Lu 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
Mt 16:23 O jis atsisukęs subarė Petrą: "Eik šalin, šėtone! Tu man papiktinimas, nes mąstai ne Dievo, o žmonių mintimis. "
Mat 16:23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.
Neh 5:15 Ankstesnieji valdytojai, mano pirmtakai, ėmė iš jų maistą bei vyną ir pinigais keturiasdešimt sidabro šekelių. Net jų tarnai šiurkščiai elgėsi su žmonėmis. Bet aš iš Dievo baimės taip nedariau.
Ne 5:15 But the former governors that had been before me were chargeable unto the people, and had taken of them bread and wine, beside forty shekels of silver; yea, even their servants bare rule over the people: but so did not I, because of the fear of God.
Neh 7:72 O tai, ką kiti žmonės paaukojo, sudarė dvidešimt tūkstančių aukso darikų, du tūkstančiai sidabro minų ir šešiasdešimt septyni kunigiški apdarai.
Ne 7:72 And that which the rest of the people gave was twenty thousand drams of gold, and two thousand pound of silver, and threescore and seven priests' garments.
Dan 3:6 O kas neparpuls ir nepagarbins, tas bus tuojau pat įmestas į krosnį, plieskiančią ugnimi. "
Da 3:6 And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth shall the same hour be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.
2Kar 23:14 Sutrupinęs jų akmenis ir nukirtęs šventuosius stulpus, tas vietas nuklojo žmonių kaulais.
2Ki 23:14 And he brake in pieces the images, and cut down the groves, and filled their places with the bones of men.
Joz 3:1 Kitą rytą anksti Jozuė ir visi izraelitai pakilo iš Šitimų ir nužygiavo prie Jordano. Tuojau pat jie nepersikėlė, bet apsistojo.
Jos 3:1 And Joshua rose early in the morning; and they removed from Shittim, and came to Jordan, he and all the children of Israel, and lodged there before they passed over.
2Krn 27:4 Be to, statė miestus Judo aukštumose, tvirtoves ir gynybos bokštus ant miškingų kalvų.
2Ch 27:4 Moreover he built cities in the mountains of Judah, and in the forests he built castles and towers.
Jer 8:8 Kaip galite sakyti: ‘Mes išmintingi! Mes turime Viešpaties Įstatymą’? Juk iš tikrųjų melaginga žinovo plunksna jie pavertė jį melu!
Jer 8:8 How do ye say, We are wise, and the law of the LORD is with us? Lo, certainly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain.
Sk 24:25 Tada Bileamas pakilo ir sugrįžo į savo vietą. Ir Balakas nuėjo savo keliu.
Nu 24:25 And Balaam rose up, and went and returned to his place: and Balak also went his way.
2Kar 6:26 Kartą, karaliui vaikščiojant ant miesto sienos, viena moteris sušuko jam: "Gelbėk, mano viešpatie karaliau! " ­
2Ki 6:26 And as the king of Israel was passing by upon the wall, there cried a woman unto him, saying, Help, my lord, O king.
Ps 31:15 Tavo rankose mano likimas; gelbėk mane nuo priešų, nuo tų, kurie mane persekioja.
Ps 31:15 My times are in thy hand: deliver me from the hand of mine enemies, and from them that persecute me.
Hab 1:12 Argi tu nesi nuo pat pradžios, Viešpatie, mano Dieve, mano Šventasis? Tu esi nemirtingas! Tu Viešpatie, paskyrei jiems teismą, tu Uola, parengei jiems bausmę.
Hab 1:12 Art thou not from everlasting, O LORD my God, mine Holy One? we shall not die. O LORD, thou hast ordained them for judgment; and, O mighty God, thou hast established them for correction.
Mt 27:44 Taip pat jį plūdo ir kartu nukryžiuoti plėšikai.
Mat 27:44 The thieves also, which were crucified with him, cast the same in his teeth.

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