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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 126:5 Kas sėja ašarodamas, tas nuiminės derlių džiūgaudamas.
Ps 126:5 They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
2Kar 12:5 tepasiima kunigai sau, kiekvienas iš savo geradarių. Savo ruožtu jie turi pataisyti Namus, kai tik iškyla reikalas juos taisyti. "
2Ki 12:5 Let the priests take it to them, every man of his acquaintance: and let them repair the breaches of the house, wheresoever any breach shall be found.
Pr 38:22 Tad jis sugrįžo pas Judą ir pranešė: "Neradau jos. Be to, vietos žmonės sako, kad ten niekada tokios nebuvo. "
Ge 38:22 And he returned to Judah, and said, I cannot find her; and also the men of the place said, that there was no harlot in this place.
Iz 52:3 Juk Viešpats taip sako: "Ne už kainą buvote parduoti irne už pinigus būsite atpirkti. "
Isa 52:3 For thus saith the LORD, Ye have sold yourselves for nought; and ye shall be redeemed without money.
Iz 9:11 Tačiau Viešpats žadina jų priešus eiti prieš juos, kursto jų priešininkus imtis žygių.
Isa 9:11 Therefore the LORD shall set up the adversaries of Rezin against him, and join his enemies together;
Iz 43:18 "Daugiau nebesiremkite tuo, kas buvo, nebemąstykite apie tai, kas seniai praėjo.
Isa 43:18 Remember ye not the former things, neither consider the things of old.
1Sam 24:2 Tada Saulius, pasiėmęs iš viso Izraelio tris tūkstančius rinktinių vyrų, išėjo ieškoti Dovydo bei jo vyrų Laukinių ožkų uolų kryptimi.
1Sa 24:2 Then Saul took three thousand chosen men out of all Israel, and went to seek David and his men upon the rocks of the wild goats.
Iš 33:4 Išgirdę šiuos aštrius žodžius, žmonės apsivilko gedulo drabužiais. Niekas nesipuošė papuošalais.
Ex 33:4 And when the people heard these evil tidings, they mourned: and no man did put on him his ornaments.
Job 30:3 Neturto ir bado nualinti, jie graužia sausą ir apleistą dirvą,
Job 30:3 For want and famine they were solitary; fleeing into the wilderness in former time desolate and waste.
Mk 1:39 Ir keliavo po visą Galilėją, skelbdamas [žodį] jų sinagogose ir išvarinėdamas demonus.
Mar 1:39 And he preached in their synagogues throughout all Galilee, and cast out devils.
Ps 4:4 Tad drebėkite ir nenusidėkite! Atgulę apgalvokite širdimi ir tylėkite! Sela.
Ps 4:4 Stand in awe, and sin not: commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still. Selah.
Lk 1:48 nes jis pažvelgė į nuolankią savo tarnaitę. Štai nuo dabar palaiminta mane vadins visos kartos,
Lu 1:48 For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.
Job 6:6 Argi kas valgo prėską beskonį maistą? Argi turi skonį piktžolių sunka?
Job 6:6 Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg?
Rom 16:7 Sveikinkite Androniką ir Juniją, mano tautiečius, kalėjusius su manimi; jie didžiai gerbiami apaštalų draugėje ir pirmiau už mane prisidėjo prie Kristaus.
Ro 16:7 Salute Andronicus and Junia, my kinsmen, and my fellow-prisoners, who are of note among the apostles, who also were in Christ before me.
1Kor 4:2 O iš prievaizdų reikalaujama, kad būtų patikimi.
1C 4:2 Moreover it is required in stewards, that a man be found faithful.
Ez 17:11 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 17:11 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Job 22:16 Pirma laiko juos pagavo mirtis, tarsi potvynis nunešė pastatą.
Job 22:16 Which were cut down out of time, whose foundation was overflown with a flood:
Apd 12:5 Taigi Petras buvo uždarytas kalėjime. O Bažnyčia karštai meldėsi už jį Dievui.
Ac 12:5 Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him.
Joz 24:16 Atsakydami žmonės pareiškė: "Tebūna svetima mums mintis palikti Viešpatį ir tarnauti kitiems dievams!
Jos 24:16 And the people answered and said, God forbid that we should forsake the LORD, to serve other gods;
1Sam 16:16 Prašome mūsų viešpatį paliepti, ir tau tarnaujantys dvariškiai paieškos žmogaus, mokančio groti lyra. Kai tik apims tave pikta dvasia iš Dievo, jis grotų, ir tu geriau jaustumeis. "
1Sa 16:16 Let our lord now command thy servants, which are before thee, to seek out a man, who is a cunning player on an harp: and it shall come to pass, when the evil spirit from God is upon thee, that he shall play with his hand, and thou shalt be well.

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