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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 7:11 Tad laikykis uoliai įsakymo ­ įstatų ir įsakų, kuriuos šiandien įsakau tau vykdyti.
De 7:11 Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.
Ez 31:2 "Žmogau, sakyk Egipto karaliui faraonui ir jo gaujoms: ‘Į ką tu panašus su savo didybe?
Eze 31:2 Son of man, speak unto Pharaoh king of Egypt, and to his multitude; Whom art thou like in thy greatness?
Ez 11:16 Todėl sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Nors perkėliau juos toli tarp tautų, nors išblaškiau juos po įvairius kraštus, kurį laiką buvau jiems šventykla kraštuose, į kuriuos jie pateko. ’
Eze 11:16 Therefore say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Although I have cast them far off among the heathen, and although I have scattered them among the countries, yet will I be to them as a little sanctuary in the countries where they shall come.
Jn 20:14 Tai tarusi, ji atsisuko ir pamatė stovintį Jėzų, bet nepažino, kad tai Jėzus.
Jo 20:14 And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus.
Mt 1:6 Jesei gimė karalius Dovydas. Dovydui gimė Saliamonas iš Ūrijos žmonos.
Mat 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
Pat 29:24 Nekenčia savo gyvasties, kas sėbrauja su vagimi, kas girdi keiksmą, bet nutyli.
Pr 29:24 Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul: he heareth cursing, and bewrayeth it not.
Jer 5:21 ‘Klausykis, paika ir nenuovoki tauta! Jūs turite akis, bet nematote, turite ausis, bet negirdite.
Jer 5:21 Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
Fil 3:18 Daugelis ­ apie juos ne kartą esu jums kalbėjęs ir dabar su ašaromis kalbu ­ elgiasi kaip Kristaus kryžiaus priešai.
Phil 3:18 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ:
Ez 6:14 Ištiesiu prieš juos savo ranką ir padarysiu kraštą, kur jie gyvena, apleistą ir tuščią nuo dykumos iki Diblos. Tada jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. "
Eze 6:14 So will I stretch out my hand upon them, and make the land desolate, yea, more desolate than the wilderness toward Diblath, in all their habitations: and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Job 31:18 nors našlaitį nuo pat jaunystės auklėjau kaip tėvasir našlės reikalais nuo vaikystės rūpinausi,
Job 31:18 (For from my youth he was brought up with me, as with a father, and I have guided her from my mother's womb;)
2Sam 14:32 "Žiūrėk, ­ tarė Abšalomas Joabui, ­ aš siunčiau tau žodį, kad ateitumei pas mane. Aš norėjau pasiųsti tave pas karalių, kad už mane pasakytum: ‘Kam gi aš parėjau iš Gešūro? Jei ten dar būčiau, man būtų geriau. Užtat tebūna leista man pasirodyti karaliaus akivaizdoje, ir jei esu kaltas, tenubaudžia jis mane mirtimi! ’"
2Sa 14:32 And Absalom answered Joab, Behold, I sent unto thee, saying, Come hither, that I may send thee to the king, to say, Wherefore am I come from Geshur? it had been good for me to have been there still: now therefore let me see the king's face; and if there be any iniquity in me, let him kill me.
Pr 10:28 Obalas, Abimaelis, Šeba,
Ge 10:28 And Obal, and Abimael, and Sheba,
Ts 15:5 Uždegęs deglus, paleido lapes į nepjautus filistinų javus ir padegė gubas, dar nepjautus javus, vynuogynus bei alyvmedžių sodus.
Judg 15:5 And when he had set the brands on fire, he let them go into the standing corn of the Philistines, and burnt up both the shocks, and also the standing corn, with the vineyards and olives.
1Kar 22:13 Pasiuntinys, nuėjęs pašaukti Michėjo, kalbėjo jam: "Žiūrėk, pranašų žodžiai vieningai palankūs karaliui. Tebūna tavo žodis panašus į jų visų žodį. Kalbėk palankiai! " ­
1Ki 22:13 And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spake unto him, saying, Behold now, the words of the prophets declare good unto the king with one mouth: let thy word, I pray thee, be like the word of one of them, and speak that which is good.
Dan 11:2 Dabar paskelbsiu tau tiesą.
Da 11:2 And now will I shew thee the truth. Behold, there shall stand up yet three kings in Persia; and the fourth shall be far richer than they all: and by his strength through his riches he shall stir up all against the realm of Grecia.
Zch 2:9 Dabar, tikėkite manimi, aš keliu prieš juos ranką, ir jie taps savo vergų grobiu. Tuomet žinosite, kad Galybių Viešpats siuntė mane.
Zec 2:9 For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me.
Jer 35:5 Tada padėjau šiems rechabų vyrams pilnus ąsočius vyno bei taures ir tariau: "Išgerkite vyno! " ­
Jer 35:5 And I set before the sons of the house of the Rechabites pots full of wine, and cups, and I said unto them, Drink ye wine.
1Kor 12:6 Ir esama skirtingų darbų, tačiau tas pats Dievas, kuris visa veikia visame kame.
1C 12:6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.
Iz 52:4 Taip Viešpats DIEVAS kalba: "Kadaise mano tauta išėjo į Egiptą, kad gyventų ten kaip svetimšaliai. Asirija juos apiplėšė, nieko už tai neduodama.
Isa 52:4 For thus saith the Lord GOD, My people went down aforetime into Egypt to sojourn there; and the Assyrian oppressed them without cause.
Koh 7:29 Taigi radau viena: Dievas padarė žmoniją dorą, bet žmonės leidosi į svarstymus.
Ec 7:29 Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

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