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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 1:19 Juk parašyta: Sunaikinsiu išmintingųjų išmintį, niekais paversiu gudriųjų gudrybę.
1C 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
Pr 12:9 Po to Abromas, tarpais sustodamas, keliavo Negebo link.
Ge 12:9 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward the south.
Įst 12:29 Kai Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus pakirtęs prieš tave tautas, kurias eini išvaryti, kai būsi jas išvaręs ir gyvensi jų krašte,
De 12:29 When the LORD thy God shall cut off the nations from before thee, whither thou goest to possess them, and thou succeedest them, and dwellest in their land;
Ps 89:10 Tu sutraiškei Rahabą lyg lavoną, galinga ranka išblaškei savo priešus.
Ps 89:10 Thou hast broken Rahab in pieces, as one that is slain; thou hast scattered thine enemies with thy strong arm.
Ts 14:6 Viešpaties dvasia apėmė jį, ir jis perplėšė liūtą plikomis rankomis tarytum ožiuką. Bet nei tėvui, nei motinai nepasisakė, ką buvo padaręs.
Judg 14:6 And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.
Neh 11:19 Vartininkai: Akubas, Talmonas ir jų broliai, einantys sargybą prie vartų, iš viso šimtas septyniasdešimt du.
Ne 11:19 Moreover the porters, Akkub, Talmon, and their brethren that kept the gates, were an hundred seventy and two.
Ps 102:27 bet tu esi tas pats, ir tavo metams nėra galo.
Ps 102:27 But thou art the same, and thy years shall have no end.
Mk 12:16 Jie padavė. Jis ir klausia: "Kieno čia atvaizdas ir įrašas? " Jie atsakė: "Ciesoriaus. "
Mar 12:16 And they brought it. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? And they said unto him, Caesar's.
Ts 2:10 Be to, visa toji karta buvo surinkta pas jų protėvius, o po jos jau buvo išaugusi visai kita, nepatyrusi nei Viešpaties, nei jo darbų, kuriuos jis buvo padaręs Izraeliui.
Judg 2:10 And also all that generation were gathered unto their fathers: and there arose another generation after them, which knew not the LORD, nor yet the works which he had done for Israel.
Gal 4:8 Kitados, dar nepažindami Dievo, jūs vergavote dievams, kurie iš tikro jokie dievai.
Ga 4:8 Howbeit then, when ye knew not God, ye did service unto them which by nature are no gods.
Job 10:1 Aš nebenoriu gyventi! Viešai išliesiu savo skundą, išsakysiu savo širdies kartėlį.
Job 10:1 My soul is weary of my life; I will leave my complaint upon myself; I will speak in the bitterness of my soul.
Pr 19:23 Saulė buvo pakilusi virš akiračio, kai Lotas atėjo į Coarą.
Ge 19:23 The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zoar.
1Krn 16:34 Dėkokite Viešpačiui, nes jis geras, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina!
1Ch 16:34 O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever.
2Tim 1:15 Tu žinai, kad nuo manęs nusigręžė visi, esantys Azijoje, tarp jų Figelas ir Hermogenas.
2Ti 1:15 This thou knowest, that all they which are in Asia be turned away from me; of whom are Phygellus and Hermogenes.
Apd 9:38 Kadangi Lyda netoli Jopės, mokiniai, išgirdę ten esant Petrą, pasiuntė pas jį du vyrus su prašymu: "Ateik pas mus nedelsdamas! "
Ac 9:38 And forasmuch as Lydda was nigh to Joppa, and the disciples had heard that Peter was there, they sent unto him two men, desiring him that he would not delay to come to them.
Est 4:2 Jis atėjo prie pat Karaliaus vartų, nes vilkinčiam ašutine pro Karaliaus vartus nebuvo leidžiama įeiti.
Es 4:2 And came even before the king's gate: for none might enter into the king's gate clothed with sackcloth.
Iš 4:3 "Mesk žemėn, " ­ paliepė Dievas. Jis metė ją žemėn, ir ji pavirto gyvate. Mozė atšoko nuo jos.
Ex 4:3 And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.
Ez 16:34 Tu kekšavai kitaip negu kekšauja kitos moterys; niekas nelakstė tau iš paskos, kad būtum kekše. Kadangi pati mokėjai kekšės užmokestį, užuot jį gavusi, kaip tu skyreisi nuo jų! ’"
Eze 16:34 And the contrary is in thee from other women in thy whoredoms, whereas none followeth thee to commit whoredoms: and in that thou givest a reward, and no reward is given unto thee, therefore thou art contrary.
1Kar 11:11 Todėl Viešpats tarė Saliamonui: "Kadangi tu taip norėjai, nesilaikei mano Sandoros ir įstatų, kuriuos tau daviau, aš tikrai atplėšiu nuo tavęs karalystę ir atiduosiu ją vienam iš tavo tarnų.
1Ki 11:11 Wherefore the LORD said unto Solomon, Forasmuch as this is done of thee, and thou hast not kept my covenant and my statutes, which I have commanded thee, I will surely rend the kingdom from thee, and will give it to thy servant.
Sk 3:7 Tarnaudami prie Padangtės, jie atliks pareigas už jį ir visą bendriją priešais Susitikimo Palapinę, tarnaudami prie Padangtės.
Nu 3:7 And they shall keep his charge, and the charge of the whole congregation before the tabernacle of the congregation, to do the service of the tabernacle.

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