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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 17:35 O Viešpats buvo sudaręs su jais Sandorą ir įsakęs jiems, tardamas: "Kitų dievų negarbinsite, nesilenksite jiems, jiems netarnausite, neatnašausite aukų.
2Ki 17:35 With whom the LORD had made a covenant, and charged them, saying, Ye shall not fear other gods, nor bow yourselves to them, nor serve them, nor sacrifice to them:
2Sam 23:28 Calmonas Ahoachas, Mahrajas Netofietis,
2Sa 23:28 Zalmon the Ahohite, Maharai the Netophathite,
Įst 2:4 Duok žmonėms tokį įsakymą: turėsite pereiti per kraštą savo giminių, Ezavo palikuonių, gyvenančių Seyre. Nors jie jūsų ir bijos, būkite atsargūs,
De 2:4 And command thou the people, saying, Ye are to pass through the coast of your brethren the children of Esau, which dwell in Seir; and they shall be afraid of you: take ye good heed unto yourselves therefore:
Ts 16:2 Gazos žmonėms buvo pasakyta: "Samsonas atėjo! " Jie apsupo jį ir tykojo visą naktį prie miesto vartų. Visą naktį laukė, šnabždėdami vieni kitiems: "Išaušus rytui, jį užmušime! "
Judg 16:2 And it was told the Gazites, saying, Samson is come hither. And they compassed him in, and laid wait for him all night in the gate of the city, and were quiet all the night, saying, In the morning, when it is day, we shall kill him.
Gal 4:6 Taigi jūs esate įsūniai; Dievas atsiuntė į mūsų širdis savo Sūnaus Dvasią, kuri šaukia: "Aba, Tėve!"
Ga 4:6 And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father.
1Sam 1:2 Jis turėjo dvi žmonas. Vienos vardas buvo Ona, o kitos ­ Penina.
1Sa 1:2 And he had two wives; the name of the one was Hannah, and the name of the other Peninnah: and Peninnah had children, but Hannah had no children.
Lk 1:3 Taip pat ir aš, rūpestingai viską nuo pradžios ištyręs, nusprendžiau surašyti tau, garbingasis Teofili, sutvarkytą pasakojimą,
Lu 1:3 It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,
Mch 6:4 Juk išvedžiau tave iš Egipto žemės, išpirkau tave iš vergijos namųir pasiunčiau tau vadovauti Mozę, Aaroną ir Mirjamą.
Mic 6:4 For I brought thee up out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed thee out of the house of servants; and I sent before thee Moses, Aaron, and Miriam.
Apd 8:9 Mieste buvo vienas žmogus, vardu Simonas; jis vertėsi žyniavimu, stebindamas Samarijos gyventojus ir girdamasis esąs didis.
Ac 8:9 But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one:
Ezd 2:40 Levitų: Jozuės ir Kadmielio palikuonių iš Hodavijos palikuonių septyniasdešimt keturi.
Ezr 2:40 The Levites: the children of Jeshua and Kadmiel, of the children of Hodaviah, seventy and four.
1Sam 15:33 O Samuelis tarė: "Kaip tavo kalavijas darė moteris bevaikes, taip tavo motina bus bevaikė tarp moterų. "Samuelis sukapojo Agagą į gabalus Gilgale Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
1Sa 15:33 And Samuel said, As the sword hath made women childless, so shall thy mother be childless among women. And Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the LORD in Gilgal.
2Krn 31:8 Atėję ir pamatę krūvas, Ezekijas ir pareigūnai šlovino Viešpatį ir jo tautą Izraelį.
2Ch 31:8 And when Hezekiah and the princes came and saw the heaps, they blessed the LORD, and his people Israel.
1Kor 1:14 Dėkui Dievui, kad pas jus nieko daugiau nekrikštijau, išskyrus Krispą ir Gajų,
1C 1:14 I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius;
Ps 39:12 Išgirsk mano maldą, Viešpatie, klausykis mano šauksmo, ateik į pagalbą, kai verkiu! Juk aš tik praeinantis svečias, praeiviskaip visi mano protėviai.
Ps 39:12 Hear my prayer, O LORD, and give ear unto my cry; hold not thy peace at my tears: for I am a stranger with thee, and a sojourner, as all my fathers were.
Kun 6:6 Tada jis atves pas kunigą kaip kaltės atnašą Viešpačiui iš kaimenės sveiką aviną pagal tavo nustatytą vertę.
Le 6:6 And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the LORD, a ram without blemish out of the flock, with thy estimation, for a trespass offering, unto the priest:
1Sam 29:10 Tad atsikelk anksti rytą, tu ir su tavimi atėjusieji tavo valdovo tarnai, ir žygiuok į vietą, kurią tau paskyriau. Neimk į širdį niekingų pastabų, nes buvai tinkamas mano tarnyboje! Leiskitės į kelionę anksti rytą, išvykite kai tik prašvis. "
1Sa 29:10 Wherefore now rise up early in the morning with thy master's servants that are come with thee: and as soon as ye be up early in the morning, and have light, depart.
1Kar 6:23 Vidinėje šventykloje jis padarė iš alyvos medžio du kerubus. Kiekvieno jų aukštis buvo dešimt uolekčių.
1Ki 6:23 And within the oracle he made two cherubims of olive tree, each ten cubits high.
Iz 37:28 Ar ilsiesi tu, ar ateini, ar išeini, ar esi įniršęs ant manęs ­viską aš žinau!
Isa 37:28 But I know thy abode, and thy going out, and thy coming in, and thy rage against me.
Ts 13:8 Manoachas maldavo Viešpatį. "O mano Viešpatie! ­ sakė jis. ­ Prašau leisti Dievo vyrui, kurį tu siuntei, vėl pas mus ateiti ir pamokyti, ką turime daryti su berniuku, kuris gims. "
Judg 13:8 Then Manoah intreated the LORD, and said, O my Lord, let the man of God which thou didst send come again unto us, and teach us what we shall do unto the child that shall be born.
Iz 10:32 Šiandien pat priešas apsistos prie Nobo, grūmos kumščiais Siono kalnui, Jeruzalės miestui!
Isa 10:32 As yet shall he remain at Nob that day: he shall shake his hand against the mount of the daughter of Zion, the hill of Jerusalem.

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