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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 1:23 Atėjo vakaras ir išaušo rytas, penktoji diena.
Ge 1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
Ps 135:4 nes Viešpats sau išsirinko Jokūbą ­Izraelį kaip brangų turtą.
Ps 135:4 For the LORD hath chosen Jacob unto himself, and Israel for his peculiar treasure.
Ps 78:25 Mirtingieji valgė dangiškųjų būtybių duoną, Dievas davė jiems maisto iki soties.
Ps 78:25 Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.
Ps 96:13 Viešpaties Artume, nes jis ateina, nes jis ateina valdyti žemės. Teisiai jis valdys pasaulįir ištikimai ­ tautas.
Ps 96:13 Before the LORD: for he cometh, for he cometh to judge the earth: he shall judge the world with righteousness, and the people with his truth.
Pr 40:15 Mat iš tikrųjų aš buvau apgaule pagrobtas iš hebrajų žemės, o ir čia nesu padaręs nieko, už ką būtų reikėję mane įmesti į šią duobę. "
Ge 40:15 For indeed I was stolen away out of the land of the Hebrews: and here also have I done nothing that they should put me into the dungeon.
Ps 121:7 Viešpats saugos tave nuo viso, kas pikta, jis saugos tavo gyvastį.
Ps 121:7 The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.
1Jn 4:4 Jūs esate iš Dievo, vaikeliai, ir nugalėjote juos, nes tasai, kuris jumyse, didesnis už tą, kuris pasaulyje.
1J 4:4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
2Sam 9:1 Dovydas teiravosi: "Ar yra dar kas nors išlikęs iš Sauliaus namų, kam galėčiau parodyti savo ištikimą gerumą dėl Jehonatano? "
2Sa 9:1 And David said, Is there yet any that is left of the house of Saul, that I may shew him kindness for Jonathan's sake?
1Krn 7:26 šio sūnus ­ Ladanas, šio sūnus ­ Amihudas, šio sūnus ­ Elišama,
1Ch 7:26 Laadan his son, Ammihud his son, Elishama his son.
Iš 26:4 Pritaisysi mėlynų verpalų kilpas ant vieno junginio galinės dangos pakraščio; tą pat padarysi ir ant kito junginio galinės dangos pakraščio.
Ex 26:4 And thou shalt make loops of blue upon the edge of the one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling; and likewise shalt thou make in the uttermost edge of another curtain, in the coupling of the second.
Lk 20:1 Vieną dieną Jėzui mokant žmones šventykloje ir skelbiant gerąją naujieną, atėjo aukštųjų kunigų ir Rašto aiškintojų su seniūnais
Lu 20:1 And it came to pass, that on one of those days, as he taught the people in the temple, and preached the gospel, the chief priests and the scribes came upon him with the elders,
Iš 18:9 Jetras džiaugėsi visu tuo gerumu, kurį parodė Viešpats Izraeliui, išvaduodamas iš egiptiečių.
Ex 18:9 And Jethro rejoiced for all the goodness which the LORD had done to Israel, whom he had delivered out of the hand of the Egyptians.
2Kar 25:26 Tada visi žmonės, seni ir jauni, drauge su karių vadais leidosi į Egiptą, nes bijojo chaldėjų.
2Ki 25:26 And all the people, both small and great, and the captains of the armies, arose, and came to Egypt: for they were afraid of the Chaldees.
1Kar 7:39 Penkis pastovus jis pastatė dešinėje Namų pusėje, o kitus penkis ­ kairėje. Jūrą jis pastatė dešinėje Namų pusėje, prie pietrytinio kampo.
1Ki 7:39 And he put five bases on the right side of the house, and five on the left side of the house: and he set the sea on the right side of the house eastward over against the south.
Apd 27:44 o kiti tai padarytų kas ant lentų, kas ant laivo nuolaužų. Šitaip visi išsigelbėjo ir pasiekė žemę.
Ac 27:44 And the rest, some on boards, and some on broken pieces of the ship. And so it came to pass, that they escaped all safe to land.
Dan 3:29 Todėl įsakau visų kalbų tautoms ir gentims: kas tik nepagarbiai kalbės apie Šadracho, Mešacho ir Abed Nego Dievą, tas bus sudraskytas į gabalėlius ir jo namai bus išgriauti, nes nėra jokio kito Dievo, kuris galėtų taip išgelbėti. "
Da 3:29 Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.
Zch 5:10 Tuomet pakla´usiau su manimi kalbėjusį angelą: ‘Kur gi jos neša tą krepšį? ’
Zec 5:10 Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah?
1Jn 2:21 Rašiau jums ne kaip nežinantiems tiesos, bet todėl, kad pažįstate jąir iš tiesos negali kilti joks melas.
1J 2:21 I have not written unto you because ye know not the truth, but because ye know it, and that no lie is of the truth.
1Tes 2:10 Ir jūs, ir Dievas gali paliudyti, kaip šventai, teisingai ir nepriekaištingai elgėmės su jumis, įtikėjusiais.
1Th 2:10 Ye are witnesses, and God also, how holily and justly and unblameably we behaved ourselves among you that believe:
2Jn 1:6 O meilė ­ tai vaikščioti jo įsakymų keliais. Toks ir yra įsakymas, kurį girdėjote nuo pradžios: kad vaikščiotumėte meilės keliais.
2J 1:6 And this is love, that we walk after his commandments. This is the commandment, That, as ye have heard from the beginning, ye should walk in it.

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