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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 24:4 Jos sutriko ir nežinojo, ką daryti, bet štai prisiartino du vyrai spindinčiais drabužiais.
Lu 24:4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:
Jer 51:54 Klausykitės! Ataidi riksmas iš Babilono, baisus bildesys iš Chaldėjos krašto!
Jer 51:54 A sound of a cry cometh from Babylon, and great destruction from the land of the Chaldeans:
1Krn 17:23 Tad dabar, Viešpatie, tebūna amžinai tvirtas tavo pažadas, kurį apreiškei apie savo tarną bei jo namus, ir padaryk, ką esi pažadėjęs.
1Ch 17:23 Therefore now, LORD, let the thing that thou hast spoken concerning thy servant and concerning his house be established for ever, and do as thou hast said.
1Krn 3:20 Mešulamo sūnūs: Hašuba, Ohelis, Berechija, Hasadija ir Jušab Hesedas, iš viso penki.
1Ch 3:20 And Hashubah, and Ohel, and Berechiah, and Hasadiah, Jushabhesed, five.
2Krn 22:10 Ahazijo motina Atalija, sužinojusi, kad jos sūnus mirė, nedelsdama ėmė naikinti visą karališką Judo namų šeimą.
2Ch 22:10 But when Athaliah the mother of Ahaziah saw that her son was dead, she arose and destroyed all the seed royal of the house of Judah.
Iš 20:1 Tada Dievas ištarė visus šiuos žodžius:
Ex 20:1 And God spake all these words, saying,
Lk 23:46 O Jėzus galingu balsu sušuko: "Tėve, į tavo rankas atiduodu savo dvasią. " Ir su tais žodžiais numirė.
Lu 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
Ezd 9:8 Bet dabar trumpa´i valandėlei susilaukėme gailestingumo iš Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, kuris išlaikė mūsų likutį ir davė tvirtą užuovėją šioje šventoje vietoje. Mūsų Dievas sugrąžino mūsų akims blizgesį ir suteikė mums truputį atgaivos mūsų vergijoje.
Ezr 9:8 And now for a little space grace hath been shewed from the LORD our God, to leave us a remnant to escape, and to give us a nail in his holy place, that our God may lighten our eyes, and give us a little reviving in our bondage.
Mk 4:27 Ar jis miega ar keliasi, ar naktį ar dieną, sėkla dygsta ir auga, jam visiškai nežinant kaip.
Mar 4:27 And should sleep, and rise night and day, and the seed should spring and grow up, he knoweth not how.
Jn 21:6 Tuomet jis pasakė: "Užmeskite tinklą į dešinę nuo valties, ir pagausite. " Taigi jie užmetė ir jau nebeįstengė jo patraukti dėl žuvų gausybės.
Jo 21:6 And he said unto them, Cast the net on the right side of the ship, and ye shall find. They cast therefore, and now they were not able to draw it for the multitude of fishes.
Apd 11:15 Kai aš pradėjau kalbėti, Šventoji Dvasia nužengė ant jų, kaip pradžioje yra atsitikę ir mums.
Ac 11:15 And as I began to speak, the Holy Ghost fell on them, as on us at the beginning.
1Kor 2:12 O mes gavome ne pasaulio dvasią, bet iš Dievo einančią Dvasią, kad pažintume Dievo mums suteiktas dovanas.
1C 2:12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
1Kor 10:7 Nepasidarykite stabmeldžiais, kaip kai kurie iš jų, kaip parašyta: Tauta sėdosi valgyti ir gerti ir kėlėsi žaisti.
1C 10:7 Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.
Pat 7:1 Mano vaike, laikykis mano žodžiųir brangink mano įsakymus.
Pr 7:1 My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee.
Job 10:13 Ir vis dėlto slėpei šiuos dalykus savo širdyje; žinau, kad turėjai tai mintyje!
Job 10:13 And these things hast thou hid in thine heart: I know that this is with thee.
2Kor 2:3 Aš esu tai parašęs, kad atvykęs neturėčiau liūdėti dėl tų, kuriais derėtų džiaugtis. Juk tikiu jumis visais, kad mano džiaugsmas yra ir visų jūsų džiaugsmas.
2C 2:3 And I wrote this same unto you, lest, when I came, I should have sorrow from them of whom I ought to rejoice; having confidence in you all, that my joy is the joy of you all.
Iš 29:44 Pašventinsiu Susitikimo Palapinę ir aukurą, pašventinsiu Aaroną ir jo sūnus tarnauti man kunigais.
Ex 29:44 And I will sanctify the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar: I will sanctify also both Aaron and his sons, to minister to me in the priest's office.
Ps 124:8 Mūsų pagalba varge ­ Viešpats, kuris sukūrė dangų ir žemę.
Ps 124:8 Our help is in the name of the LORD, who made heaven and earth.
1Krn 26:9 Mešelemijas turėjo sūnų ir brolių ­ aštuoniolika pajėgių vyrų.
1Ch 26:9 And Meshelemiah had sons and brethren, strong men, eighteen.
1Kor 9:12 Jei kiti turi teisių į jus, tai mes juo labiau. Vis dėlto mes nesinaudojome savo teise, bet viską pakeliame, kad tik Kristaus Evangelijai nedarytume kliūčių.
1C 9:12 If others be partakers of this power over you, are not we rather? Nevertheless we have not used this power; but suffer all things, lest we should hinder the gospel of Christ.

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