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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 6:26 Ta proga Jozuė ištarė priesaiką: "Tebūna prakeiktas Viešpaties akivaizdoje žmogus, kuris bandytų atstatyti Jericho miestą! Savo pirmagimio kaina jis padės jo pamatusir savo jauniausiojo sūnaus kaina pastatys vartus. "
Jos 6:26 And Joshua adjured them at that time, saying, Cursed be the man before the LORD, that riseth up and buildeth this city Jericho: he shall lay the foundation thereof in his firstborn, and in his youngest son shall he set up the gates of it.
Sk 5:23 Tada kunigas surašys šiuos prakeikimus ritinyje ir nuplaus juos kartybės vandeniu.
Nu 5:23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:
2Krn 25:6 Be to, jis pasamdė iš Izraelio šimtą tūkstančių narsių karių už šimtą sidabro talentų.
2Ch 25:6 He hired also an hundred thousand mighty men of valour out of Israel for an hundred talents of silver.
Jn 14:13 Ir ko tik prašysite mano vardu, aš padarysiu, kad Tėvas būtų pašlovintas Sūnuje.
Jo 14:13 And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
Iz 30:16 "Ne! ­ tarėte jūs. ­ Mes pabėgsime ant žirgų! "Puiku, bėkite! "Mes nuskriesime ristūnais! "Jūsų persekiotojų žirgai bus eiklesni!
Isa 30:16 But ye said, No; for we will flee upon horses; therefore shall ye flee: and, We will ride upon the swift; therefore shall they that pursue you be swift.
Ez 40:24 Tuomet jis pavedėjo mane pietų link; žiūriu, ten vartai į pietų pusę. Jis išmatavo jų stulpus ir prieangį, ir jie buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti.
Eze 40:24 After that he brought me toward the south, and behold a gate toward the south: and he measured the posts thereof and the arches thereof according to these measures.
Lk 7:3 Išgirdęs apie Jėzų, šimtininkas pasiuntė pas jį kelis žydų kilminguosius, prašydamas jį ateiti ir išgelbėti tarną.
Lu 7:3 And when he heard of Jesus, he sent unto him the elders of the Jews, beseeching him that he would come and heal his servant.
Apr 7:13 Tuomet vienas iš vyresniųjų ėmė man kalbėti: "Kas tokie yra ir iš kur atėjo tie, apsivilkę baltais drabužiais? "
Re 7:13 And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they?
2Sam 16:13 Dovydas ir jo vyrai ėjo toliau savo keliu, o Šimis ėjo kalvos pakraščiu priešais jį, keikdamas, svaidydamasis akmenimis ir mėtydamasis žemėmis.
2Sa 16:13 And as David and his men went by the way, Shimei went along on the hill's side over against him, and cursed as he went, and threw stones at him, and cast dust.
2Kar 1:2 Ahazijas iškrito pro turėklus iš savo rūmų viršutinio aukšto Samarijoje ir susižeidė. Jis išsiuntė pasiuntinius ir davė jiems nurodymus: "Nueikite pas Ekrono dievą Baal Zebubą pasiteirauti, ar aš išgysiu iš šios negalios. "
2Ki 1:2 And Ahaziah fell down through a lattice in his upper chamber that was in Samaria, and was sick: and he sent messengers, and said unto them, Go, enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron whether I shall recover of this disease.
Dan 11:43 Jam atiteks aukso bei sidabro lobiai ir visi Egipto turtai. Įkandin jo seks Libija ir Kušas.
Da 11:43 But he shall have power over the treasures of gold and of silver, and over all the precious things of Egypt: and the Libyans and the Ethiopians shall be at his steps.
2Krn 20:36 Jis susidėjo su juo, statydindamas laivus keliauti į Taršišą. Laivus jiedu statydino Ecjon Gebere.
2Ch 20:36 And he joined himself with him to make ships to go to Tarshish: and they made the ships in Eziongaber.
Rom 11:17 Jeigu kai kurios šakos nulaužtos, o tu, laukinis alyvmedis, esi jų vietoje įskiepytas ir tapęs šaknies bei alyvmedžio sulčių dalininku,
Ro 11:17 And if some of the branches be broken off, and thou, being a wild olive tree, wert graffed in among them, and with them partakest of the root and fatness of the olive tree;
2Krn 36:8 O kiti Jehojakimo karaliavimo įvykiai, jo bjaurūs pikti darbai ir kas už tai jam nutiko, aprašyta Izraelio ir Judo Karalių knygoje. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Jehojachinas.
2Ch 36:8 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominations which he did, and that which was found in him, behold, they are written in the book of the kings of Israel and Judah: and Jehoiachin his son reigned in his stead.
Sk 8:21 Levitai apsivalė nuo nuodėmės ir išsiskalbė drabužius. Tada Aaronas paaukojo juos kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą Viešpaties akivaizdoje; Aaronas už juos atliko permaldavimą jiems apvalyti.
Nu 8:21 And the Levites were purified, and they washed their clothes; and Aaron offered them as an offering before the LORD; and Aaron made an atonement for them to cleanse them.
Zch 9:7 Išvalysiu kraują jai iš burnos, bjauriuosius dalykus jai iš tarpdančių. Jos likutis priklausys mūsų Dievui; jie bus kaip šeima Judo giminėje, o Ekronas bus panašus į jebusiečius.
Zec 9:7 And I will take away his blood out of his mouth, and his abominations from between his teeth: but he that remaineth, even he, shall be for our God, and he shall be as a governor in Judah, and Ekron as a Jebusite.
Iš 19:8 Žmonės visi kaip vienas atsakė: "Visa, ką tik Viešpats kalbėjo, darysime! " Mozė perdavė Viešpačiui žmonių žodžius.
Ex 19:8 And all the people answered together, and said, All that the LORD hath spoken we will do. And Moses returned the words of the people unto the LORD.
2Kor 6:13 Tad atsimokėkite tuo pačiu, ­ kalbu kaip vaikams, ­ ir praplėskite savo širdis!
2C 6:13 Now for a recompence in the same, (I speak as unto my children,) be ye also enlarged.
1Sam 28:12 Pamačiusi Samuelį, moteris sušuko visu balsu. Sauliui moteris tarė: "Kodėl mane apgavai? Tu esi Saulius! " ­
1Sa 28:12 And when the woman saw Samuel, she cried with a loud voice: and the woman spake to Saul, saying, Why hast thou deceived me? for thou art Saul.
Pat 22:10 Išvaryk pašaipūną, išeis ir nesantaika, liausis kivirčai ir užgaulės.
Pr 22:10 Cast out the scorner, and contention shall go out; yea, strife and reproach shall cease.

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