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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 15:53 Juk reikia, kad šis gendantis [kūnas] apsivilktų negendamybe, šis marus [kūnas] apsivilktų nemarybe.
1C 15:53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.
2Sam 4:11 Juo labiau, kad nedori vyrai užmušė teisų žmogų lovoje jo paties namuose! Argi dabar nereikalausiu jo kraujo iš jūsų rankos ir nepašalinsiu jūsų nuo žemės? "
2Sa 4:11 How much more, when wicked men have slain a righteous person in his own house upon his bed? shall I not therefore now require his blood of your hand, and take you away from the earth?
Pat 20:14 "Nieko verta, nieko verta", ­ sako pirkėjas, o nueidamas puikuojasi .
Pr 20:14 It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer: but when he is gone his way, then he boasteth.
2Krn 2:18 Iš jų septyniasdešimt tūkstančių buvo paskirti nešikais, aštuoniasdešimt tūkstančių ­ akmenskaldžiais kalnuose, o trys tūkstančiai ­ prižiūrėtojais, kad žmonės dirbtų.
2Ch 2:18 And he set threescore and ten thousand of them to be bearers of burdens, and fourscore thousand to be hewers in the mountain, and three thousand and six hundred overseers to set the people a work.
Pr 46:17 Ašero vaikai: Imna, Išva, Išvis, Berija ir jų sesuo Seracha. Berijos sūnūs: Heberas ir Malkielis.
Ge 46:17 And the sons of Asher; Jimnah, and Ishuah, and Isui, and Beriah, and Serah their sister: and the sons of Beriah; Heber, and Malchiel.
Job 30:19 Jis įstūmė mane į liūną, su dulkėmis ir pelenais esu sulygintas.
Job 30:19 He hath cast me into the mire, and I am become like dust and ashes.
Mt 19:7 Tada jie klausė: "O kodėl Mozė liepė duoti skyrybų raštą, atleidžiant žmoną? "
Mat 19:7 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
Sk 14:37 tie vyrai, kurie paskleidė melus apie kraštą, mirė nuo maro Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Nu 14:37 Even those men that did bring up the evil report upon the land, died by the plague before the LORD.
Joz 2:11 Kai apie tai išgirdome, apmirė mūsų širdys. Dėl jūsų visi netekome žado, nes Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, iš tikrųjų yra Dievas aukštai danguje ir čia, žemėje.
Jos 2:11 And as soon as we had heard these things, our hearts did melt, neither did there remain any more courage in any man, because of you: for the LORD your God, he is God in heaven above, and in earth beneath.
Sk 29:20 Trečią dieną ­ vienuolika jaučių, du avinus, keturiolika sveikų mitulių avinėlių
Nu 29:20 And on the third day eleven bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs of the first year without blemish;
1Sam 25:9 Dovydo vaikinai nuėję pakartojo visus tuos žodžius Nabalui Dovydo vardu. Jiems nutilus,
1Sa 25:9 And when David's young men came, they spake to Nabal according to all those words in the name of David, and ceased.
Ez 25:3 Sakyk Amonui: ‘Klausyk Viešpaties DIEVO žodžio! Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Kadangi sakei "Še tau! " apie mano Šventyklą, kai ji buvo teršiama, apie Izraelio žemę, kai ji buvo niokojama, ir apie Judo namus, kai jie buvo varomi į tremtį,
Eze 25:3 And say unto the Ammonites, Hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou saidst, Aha, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the land of Israel, when it was desolate; and against the house of Judah, when they went into captivity;
Mt 15:2 "Kodėl tavo mokiniai laužo prosenių paprotį? Jie prieš valgį nesimazgoja rankų . "
Mat 15:2 Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
Sk 31:43 ta bendrijos pusė buvo trys šimtai trisdešimt septyni tūkstančiai avių ir ožkų,
Nu 31:43 (Now the half that pertained unto the congregation was three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep,
2Kar 9:33 "Meskite ją žemyn! " ­ tarė jis. Jie numetė ją. Jos krauju buvo aptaškyta siena ir arkliai. Jehuvas pervažiavo jos kūną.
2Ki 9:33 And he said, Throw her down. So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.
2Kar 2:19 Kartą miesto gyventojai Eliziejui nusiskundė: "Šis miestas ­ maloni vieta gyventi, kaip viešpats pats matai, bet vanduo blogas ir žemė nederlinga. " ­
2Ki 2:19 And the men of the city said unto Elisha, Behold, I pray thee, the situation of this city is pleasant, as my lord seeth: but the water is naught, and the ground barren.
Jer 34:3 Ir tu pats neišvengsi jo rankos. Tikrai būsi pagautas ir atiduotas į jo nagus. Akis į akį su juo susitiksi, veidas į veidą su juo kalbėsiesi. Paskui būsi išvestas į Babiloną.
Jer 34:3 And thou shalt not escape out of his hand, but shalt surely be taken, and delivered into his hand; and thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the king of Babylon, and he shall speak with thee mouth to mouth, and thou shalt go to Babylon.
Pr 12:6 Tarpais sustodamas, Abromas per Kanaano kraštą keliavo iki pat Morės ąžuolo vietovės prie Sichemo. (Tuomet krašte buvo kanaaniečiai. )
Ge 12:6 And Abram passed through the land unto the place of Sichem, unto the plain of Moreh. And the Canaanite was then in the land.
1Krn 11:36 Heferas Mecherietis, Ahija Pelojietis,
1Ch 11:36 Hepher the Mecherathite, Ahijah the Pelonite,
Ps 102:14 Malonūs jo akmenys tavo tarnams, o jo dulkės kelia jiems užuojautą.
Ps 102:14 For thy servants take pleasure in her stones, and favour the dust thereof.

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