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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 1:20 Hebronas buvo atiduotas Kalebui, kaip Mozė buvo liepęs. Kalebas iš ten išvarė tris Anako sūnus.
Judg 1:20 And they gave Hebron unto Caleb, as Moses said: and he expelled thence the three sons of Anak.
Rd 5:6 Mes tiesiame ranką Egiptui ir Asirijai, kad gautume pavalgyti duonos.
La 5:6 We have given the hand to the Egyptians, and to the Assyrians, to be satisfied with bread.
Kun 3:7 Jei jis duoda avį kaip savo atnašą, atves ją Viešpaties akivaizdon
Le 3:7 If he offer a lamb for his offering, then shall he offer it before the LORD.
2Krn 35:21 Bet Nekojas atsiuntė pasiuntinius pas jį, tardamas: "Koks gali būti ginčas tarp manęs ir tavęs, Judo karaliau? Šiandien aš žygiuoju ne prieš tave, o prieš karalystę, kuri su manimi kariauja. Dievas įsakė man skubėti. Netrukdyk Dievui, kuris su manimi, kad jis tavęs nesunaikintų. "
2Ch 35:21 But he sent ambassadors to him, saying, What have I to do with thee, thou king of Judah? I come not against thee this day, but against the house wherewith I have war: for God commanded me to make haste: forbear thee from meddling with God, who is with me, that he destroy thee not.
Ez 11:12 Tuomet jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats, kurio įstatų nesilaikėte ir kurio įsakų nevykdėte, bet elgėtės pagal papročius tautų, gyvenančių aplink jus! "
Eze 11:12 And ye shall know that I am the LORD: for ye have not walked in my statutes, neither executed my judgments, but have done after the manners of the heathen that are round about you.
Pr 5:19 Henochui gimus, Jeredas gyveno aštuonis šimtus metų, ir jam gimė sūnų bei dukterų.
Ge 5:19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
Sk 29:39 Visa tai atnašausite Viešpačiui savo iškilmingose šventėse, neskaitant jūsų įžado ir geros valios aukų, ar tai būtų deginamosios aukos, ar javų, liejamosios bei bendravimo aukos. ’"
Nu 29:39 These things ye shall do unto the LORD in your set feasts, beside your vows, and your freewill offerings, for your burnt offerings, and for your meat offerings, and for your drink offerings, and for your peace offerings.
2Kar 25:14 Jie išgabeno ir puodus, grandiklius, žnyples, samčius bei visus vario reikmenis, vartojamus pamaldose.
2Ki 25:14 And the pots, and the shovels, and the snuffers, and the spoons, and all the vessels of brass wherewith they ministered, took they away.
Est 2:2 Karaliaus tarnai pakišo mintį: "Karaliui turi būti suieškota jaunų gražių mergelių.
Es 2:2 Then said the king's servants that ministered unto him, Let there be fair young virgins sought for the king:
1Sam 22:3 Iš ten Dovydas nuėjo į Moabo Micpę. Moabo karaliui jis tarė: "Prašyčiau leisti mano tėvui ir motinai ateiti pas tave, kol sužinosiu, ką Dievas nori man daryti. "
1Sa 22:3 And David went thence to Mizpeh of Moab: and he said unto the king of Moab, Let my father and my mother, I pray thee, come forth, and be with you, till I know what God will do for me.
Sk 19:16 Kas atvirame lauke prisiliestų prie žmogaus, nužudyto kalaviju ar mirusio sava mirtimi, ar prie žmogaus kaulų, ar kapo, bus nešvarus septynias dienas.
Nu 19:16 And whosoever toucheth one that is slain with a sword in the open fields, or a dead body, or a bone of a man, or a grave, shall be unclean seven days.
2Krn 20:14 Tada Viešpaties Dvasia sueigos viduryje nusileido ant Matanijos sūnaus Jejelio sūnaus Benajos sūnaus Zacharijo sūnaus Jahazielio, vieno levito iš Asafo sūnų.
2Ch 20:14 Then upon Jahaziel the son of Zechariah, the son of Benaiah, the son of Jeiel, the son of Mattaniah, a Levite of the sons of Asaph, came the Spirit of the LORD in the midst of the congregation;
Ps 56:5 Visą laiką jie stengiasi pakenkti mano užmojams; visos jų mintys ­ man ką pikta padaryti.
Ps 56:5 Every day they wrest my words: all their thoughts are against me for evil.
Iš 14:15 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Ko tu manęs šaukiesi? Sakyk izraelitams, kad eitų kaip ėję!
Ex 14:15 And the LORD said unto Moses, Wherefore criest thou unto me? speak unto the children of Israel, that they go forward:
Job 28:10 prakerta tunelius uolose. Jo akis pastebi visa, kas brangu,
Job 28:10 He cutteth out rivers among the rocks; and his eye seeth every precious thing.
Įst 6:14 Neisite paskui kitus dievus, paskui savo kaimynystės tautų dievus,
De 6:14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;
Pat 29:9 Jei išmintingas žmogus eina su kvailiu į teismą, kvailys tik niršta ir be saiko juokiasi.
Pr 29:9 If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.
Rut 3:3 Nusimaudyk, išsikvėpink, apsirenk geriausiu apdaru ir nueik prie klojimo. Bet stenkis likti nepastebėta, kol jis baigs valgyti ir gerti.
Ru 3:3 Wash thyself therefore, and anoint thee, and put thy raiment upon thee, and get thee down to the floor: but make not thyself known unto the man, until he shall have done eating and drinking.
Apd 27:44 o kiti tai padarytų kas ant lentų, kas ant laivo nuolaužų. Šitaip visi išsigelbėjo ir pasiekė žemę.
Ac 27:44 And the rest, some on boards, and some on broken pieces of the ship. And so it came to pass, that they escaped all safe to land.
Rd 1:10 Engėjas ištiesė ranką į visa, kas jai brangu. Ji net matė į jos Šventykląįeinant pagonis, kuriems tu uždraudeiįeiti į savo bendriją.
La 1:10 The adversary hath spread out his hand upon all her pleasant things: for she hath seen that the heathen entered into her sanctuary, whom thou didst command that they should not enter into thy congregation.

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