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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 4:4 Jozuė pasišaukė iš izraelitų dvylika vyrų, kuriuos buvo paskyręs, po vieną iš kiekvienos giminės.
Jos 4:4 Then Joshua called the twelve men, whom he had prepared of the children of Israel, out of every tribe a man:
Ps 119:46 Kalbėsiu apie tavo įsakusir nesigėdinsiu karalių akivaizdoje.
Ps 119:46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
Ps 38:14 Aš lyg žmogus, kuris negali atsikirsti, nes negirdi.
Ps 38:14 Thus I was as a man that heareth not, and in whose mouth are no reproofs.
Iz 22:23 Tvirton vieton įkalsiu jį lyg stulpą, kad būtų garbės krėslas visai savo šeimai.
Isa 22:23 And I will fasten him as a nail in a sure place; and he shall be for a glorious throne to his father's house.
Sk 22:23 Pamačiusi ant kelio stovintį angelą su ištrauktu iš makšties kalaviju rankoje, asilė pasuko iš kelio ir nuėjo į laukus. Bileamas turėjo ją mušti, kad ji grįžtų į kelią.
Nu 22:23 And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
1Kar 18:13 Mano viešpačiui tikrai buvo pranešta, ką aš padariau, Jezabelei žudant Viešpaties pranašus, kaip paslėpiau šimtą Viešpaties pranašų po penkiasdešimt į olą ir aprūpinau juos duona ir vandeniu.
1Ki 18:13 Was it not told my lord what I did when Jezebel slew the prophets of the LORD, how I hid an hundred men of the LORD's prophets by fifty in a cave, and fed them with bread and water?
Am 3:13 Klausykitės ir skelbkite Jokūbo namams, ­tai žodis Viešpaties DIEVO, Galybių Dievo. ­
Am 3:13 Hear ye, and testify in the house of Jacob, saith the Lord GOD, the God of hosts,
Gal 6:2 Nešiokite vieni kitų naštas, ir taip įvykdysite Kristaus įstatymą.
Ga 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
Sk 24:21 Išvydęs kainitus, ėmė pranašauti, sakydamas: "Nors tavo buveinė ir saugi, o tavo lizdas sukrautas uoloje,
Nu 24:21 And he looked on the Kenites, and took up his parable, and said, Strong is thy dwellingplace, and thou puttest thy nest in a rock.
Neh 2:18 Papasakojau jiems, kad mano Dievo ranka buvo man maloninga, ir apie dalykus, kuriuos karalius man buvo kalbėjęs. Jie atsakė: "Imkimės atstatymo darbo! " Taip jie ryžosi imtis darbo bendram labui.
Ne 2:18 Then I told them of the hand of my God which was good upon me; as also the king's words that he had spoken unto me. And they said, Let us rise up and build. So they strengthened their hands for this good work.
Job 7:14 tu gąsdini mane sapnaisir siaubą man keli regėjimais,
Job 7:14 Then thou scarest me with dreams, and terrifiest me through visions:
Ps 86:13 Juk didi tavo ištikimoji meilė man, ir tu išgelbėjai mano gyvastį iš Šeolo gelmių.
Ps 86:13 For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell.
Ps 75:7 Tai Dievas teisia; vieną jis pažemina, kitą išaukština.
Ps 75:7 But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.
Jer 52:15 Po to karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas Nebuzaradanas išvarė į tremtį kai ką iš beturčių, likutį gyventojų, išlikusių mieste ir perbėgusių pas Babilono karalių, drauge su amatininkų likučiu.
Jer 52:15 Then Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard carried away captive certain of the poor of the people, and the residue of the people that remained in the city, and those that fell away, that fell to the king of Babylon, and the rest of the multitude.
2Krn 3:7 Auksu jis apmušė Namus ­ sijas, slenksčius, sienas ir duris; ant sienų išraižė kerubus.
2Ch 3:7 He overlaid also the house, the beams, the posts, and the walls thereof, and the doors thereof, with gold; and graved cherubims on the walls.
Lk 23:10 Tuo tarpu aukštieji kunigai ir Rašto aiškintojai apstoję be paliovos jį kaltino.
Lu 23:10 And the chief priests and scribes stood and vehemently accused him.
Įst 11:8 Tad laikykitės visų įsakymų, kuriuos šiandien jums duodu, kad būtumėte stiprūs, įžengtumėte ir paveldėtumėte kraštą, kurį keliaujate paveldėti,
De 11:8 Therefore shall ye keep all the commandments which I command you this day, that ye may be strong, and go in and possess the land, whither ye go to possess it;
Iš 19:14 Mozė nusileido nuo kalno pas žmones ir įspėjo juos, kad būtų šventi; jie išsiskalbė savo drabužius.
Ex 19:14 And Moses went down from the mount unto the people, and sanctified the people; and they washed their clothes.
2Krn 36:21 kad įvyktų per Jeremiją ištartas Viešpaties žodis: kol atsilygins už savo nešvęstus šabus, septyniasdešimt metų kraštas laikysis šabo nuniokotame krašte.
2Ch 36:21 To fulfil the word of the LORD by the mouth of Jeremiah, until the land had enjoyed her sabbaths: for as long as she lay desolate she kept sabbath, to fulfil threescore and ten years.
Jer 26:9 Kaip drįsti pranašauti Viešpaties vardu: ‘Šiems Namams bus kaip Šilojui! ’ ­ ir: ‘Tas miestas bus sunaikintas, liks be gyventojų’! " Žmonių minia spietėsi apie Jeremiją Viešpaties Namuose.
Jer 26:9 Why hast thou prophesied in the name of the LORD, saying, This house shall be like Shiloh, and this city shall be desolate without an inhabitant? And all the people were gathered against Jeremiah in the house of the LORD.

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