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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 26:63 Taigi tokie buvo Mozės ir kunigo Eleazaro įrašytieji į sąrašą, surašant izraelitus Moabo lygumose prie Jordano, priešais Jerichą.
Nu 26:63 These are they that were numbered by Moses and Eleazar the priest, who numbered the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Ps 147:15 Jis siunčia savo žodį žemei, o ką jis įsako, tai greitai ir įvyksta.
Ps 147:15 He sendeth forth his commandment upon earth: his word runneth very swiftly.
Iz 2:3 daug tautų ateis ir sakys: "Ateikite, ir kopkime į Viešpaties kalną, į Jokūbo Dievo Namus, kad jis parodytų mums savo kelius, kad eitume jo takais. "Iš Siono ateis mokymasir Viešpaties žodis iš Jeruzalės.
Isa 2:3 And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the LORD, to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem.
Sk 8:23 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 8:23 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Įst 22:9 Neapsėsi savo vynuogyno dviem skirtingomis sėklomis. Jei taip darytum, visas jo derlius ­ sėkla, kurią pasėjai, ir vynuogyno derlius ­ negali būti naudojami.
De 22:9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
Am 5:16 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Galybių DIEVAS, mano Viešpats: "Visose aikštėse bus raudama, visose gatvėse bus sakoma: ‘Vargas! Vargas! ’Žemdirbys bus kviečiamas gedėti, o mokantieji ­ aimanų raudoti.
Am 5:16 Therefore the LORD, the God of hosts, the LORD, saith thus; Wailing shall be in all streets; and they shall say in all the highways, Alas! alas! and they shall call the husbandman to mourning, and such as are skilful of lamentation to wailing.
1Kar 20:11 "Pasakykite jam, ­ atsakė Izraelio karalius, ­ tenesigiria žmogus, kuris dar tik juosiasi kalaviją, kaip tas, kuris nusijuosia. "
1Ki 20:11 And the king of Israel answered and said, Tell him, Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
1Krn 27:24 Cerujos sūnus Joabas buvo pradėjęs juos skaičiuoti, bet nebaigė. Tačiau rūstybė ištiko Izraelį už tai, ir skaičius nebuvo įtrauktas į karaliaus Dovydo metraščius.
1Ch 27:24 Joab the son of Zeruiah began to number, but he finished not, because there fell wrath for it against Israel; neither was the number put in the account of the chronicles of king David.
Kun 25:24 Todėl krašte, kurį valdote, turite leisti atpirkti žemę.
Le 25:24 And in all the land of your possession ye shall grant a redemption for the land.
Mt 10:40 Kas jus priima, tas mane priima. O kas priima mane, priima tą, kuris yra mane siuntęs.
Mat 10:40 He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.
Ps 115:2 Kodėl turėtų tautos klausti: "Kurgi tas jų Dievas? "
Ps 115:2 Wherefore should the heathen say, Where is now their God?
Ez 30:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 30:1 The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying,
Lk 3:7 Ateinančioms pas jį krikštytis minioms Jonas sakė: "Angių išperos, kas jus pamokė bėgti nuo besiartinančios rūstybės?
Lu 3:7 Then said he to the multitude that came forth to be baptized of him, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
Job 8:21 Juokas vėl pripildys tavo burną, ir džiugesio šauksmai bus tavo lūpose.
Job 8:21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.
2Sam 21:22 Tie keturi buvo kilę iš milžinų Gate. Jie krito nuo Dovydo ir jo vyrų rankų.
2Sa 21:22 These four were born to the giant in Gath, and fell by the hand of David, and by the hand of his servants.
Sk 3:4 Bet Nadabas ir Abihuvas mirė Viešpaties akivaizdoje Sinajaus dykumoje, atnašaudami nešventintą ugnį Viešpaties akivaizdoje. Vaikų jiedu neturėjo. Taigi Eleazaras ir Itamaras ėjo kunigo tarnybą per visą savo tėvo Aarono gyvenimą.
Nu 3:4 And Nadab and Abihu died before the LORD, when they offered strange fire before the LORD, in the wilderness of Sinai, and they had no children: and Eleazar and Ithamar ministered in the priest's office in the sight of Aaron their father.
Jer 16:18 Atlyginsiu už jų kaltę ir nuodėmę dvigubai, nes jie suteršė mano kraštą šlykščiais savo stabų griaučiais ir pripildė mano paveldą savo netikrų dievų. "
Jer 16:18 And first I will recompense their iniquity and their sin double; because they have defiled my land, they have filled mine inheritance with the carcases of their detestable and abominable things.
2Kar 23:28 O kiti Jošijo darbai ir visa, ką jis darė, argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 23:28 Now the rest of the acts of Josiah, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Dan 10:11 ‘Danieliau, brangusis žmogau, ­ tarė jis man, ­ gerai įsidėmėk žodžius, kuriuos sakau! Atsistok, nes aš atsiųstas pas tave. ’ Jam tariant šiuos žodžius, drebėdamas atsistojau.
Da 10:11 And he said unto me, O Daniel, a man greatly beloved, understand the words that I speak unto thee, and stand upright: for unto thee am I now sent. And when he had spoken this word unto me, I stood trembling.
2Kor 8:20 sergėdamiesi, kad kas nors neimtų mūsų įtarinėti dėl tokių gausių aukų, pavestų mums tvarkyti.
2C 8:20 Avoiding this, that no man should blame us in this abundance which is administered by us:

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