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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 34:6 Panašiai pasielgė ir Manaso, Efraimo, Simeono miestuose iki pat Naftalio bei jų nuniokotuose aplinkiniuose kaimuose.
2Ch 34:6 And so did he in the cities of Manasseh, and Ephraim, and Simeon, even unto Naphtali, with their mattocks round about.
2Krn 2:5 Namai, kuriuos noriu pastatyti, bus didingi, nes mūsų Dievas didingesnis už visus dievus.
2Ch 2:5 And the house which I build is great: for great is our God above all gods.
Rom 16:3 Sveikinkite Priską ir Akvilą, mano bendradarbius Kristuje Jėzuje,
Ro 16:3 Greet Priscilla and Aquila my helpers in Christ Jesus:
Įst 31:15 o Viešpats pasirodė Palapinėje debesies stulpe. Debesies stulpas stovėjo prie Palapinės įėjimo.
De 31:15 And the LORD appeared in the tabernacle in a pillar of a cloud: and the pillar of the cloud stood over the door of the tabernacle.
Ez 7:22 Nugręšiu nuo jų savo veidą, ir jie išniekins mano brangiąją vietą; niekšai įžengs į ją ir išniekins.
Eze 7:22 My face will I turn also from them, and they shall pollute my secret place: for the robbers shall enter into it, and defile it.
Sk 15:4 duodantis tokią atnašą Viešpačiui turės duoti ir javų atnašą ­ vieną dešimtadalį efos geriausių miltų, įmaišytų ketvirtadaliu hino aliejaus.
Nu 15:4 Then shall he that offereth his offering unto the LORD bring a meat offering of a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth part of an hin of oil.
Ps 98:2 Viešpats paskelbė savo išganymą, tautoms parodė savo teisumą.
Ps 98:2 The LORD hath made known his salvation: his righteousness hath he openly shewed in the sight of the heathen.
Rom 15:23 O dabar, šiuose kraštuose nebeturėdamas kitų užmojų ir jau daugel metų trokšdamas atvykti pas jus,
Ro 15:23 But now having no more place in these parts, and having a great desire these many years to come unto you;
Mal 1:11 Juk nuo saulės patekėjimo ligi nusileidimomano vardas didis tautose. Visur smilkalai ir švarios atnašosaukojamos mano vardui, nes mano vardas didis tautoms, ­sako Galybių Viešpats. ­
Mal 1:11 For from the rising of the sun even unto the going down of the same my name shall be great among the Gentiles; and in every place incense shall be offered unto my name, and a pure offering: for my name shall be great among the heathen, saith the LORD of hosts.
Kun 17:6 Kunigas išlies kraują ant Viešpaties aukuro prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę ir pavers taukus dūmais kaip malonaus kvapo auką Viešpačiui,
Le 17:6 And the priest shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar of the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and burn the fat for a sweet savour unto the LORD.
Mt 12:31 Sakau jums: kiekviena nuodėmė ir piktžodžiavimas bus žmonėms atleisti, bet piktžodžiavimas Dvasiai nebus atleistas.
Mat 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
Ps 92:7 Nors nedorėliai želia kaip žolėir visi piktadariai klestėte klesti, jų laukia amžinoji žūtis.
Ps 92:7 When the wicked spring as the grass, and when all the workers of iniquity do flourish; it is that they shall be destroyed for ever:
Ps 84:4 Kokie laimingi, kurie gyvena tavo Namuose, visada šlovindami tave giesme! Sela.
Ps 84:4 Blessed are they that dwell in thy house: they will be still praising thee. Selah.
1Krn 15:18 ir, antra, jų brolius: Zachariją, Jaazielį, Šemiramotą, Jehielį, Unį, Eliabą, Beną, Maasėją, Matitiją, Elifelehuvą, Miknėją, Obed Edomą ir Jejelį.
1Ch 15:18 And with them their brethren of the second degree, Zechariah, Ben, and Jaaziel, and Shemiramoth, and Jehiel, and Unni, Eliab, and Benaiah, and Maaseiah, and Mattithiah, and Elipheleh, and Mikneiah, and Obededom, and Jeiel, the porters.
Dan 7:27 Karalystė, valdžia ir didybėvisų karalysčių po dangumi bus atiduotaAukščiausiojo šventiesiems. Jų karalystė bus amžina karalystė, ir visos valdžios jiems tarnaus ir paklus. ’"
Da 7:27 And the kingdom and dominion, and the greatness of the kingdom under the whole heaven, shall be given to the people of the saints of the most High, whose kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey him.
1Sam 4:18 Jam paminėjus Dievo Skrynią, Elis virto aukštielninkas iš savo krėslo šalia vartų, nusilaužė sprandą ir numirė, nes buvo senas ir sunkus žmogus. Jis buvo išbuvęs teisėju Izraelyje keturiasdešimt metų.
1Sa 4:18 And it came to pass, when he made mention of the ark of God, that he fell from off the seat backward by the side of the gate, and his neck brake, and he died: for he was an old man, and heavy. And he had judged Israel forty years.
Gal 1:24 Ir jos šlovino Dievą dėl manęs.
Ga 1:24 And they glorified God in me.
Fil 2:15 kad būtumėte nepeiktini ir nekalti, nesutepti Dievo vaikai sugedusioje ir iškrypusioje kartoje, kur jūs spindite tarsi žiburiai pasaulyje.
Phil 2:15 That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;
Pat 30:15 Siurbėlė turi dvi dukteris: "Duok! " ir "Duok! "Tos trys niekada nėra sočios, o "Gana! " niekada nesako keturi:
Pr 30:15 The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough:
2Sam 15:20 Tik vakar atkeliavai, nejau šiandien aš galiu versti tave klajoti su mumis, kai pats turiu eiti tik ten, kur galiu? Eik atgal ir pasiimk savuosius. Teparodo tau Viešpats tikrai ištikimą meilę. "
2Sa 15:20 Whereas thou camest but yesterday, should I this day make thee go up and down with us? seeing I go whither I may, return thou, and take back thy brethren: mercy and truth be with thee.

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