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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 2:9 Taip marusis pažeminamas, žmogus suniekinamas; neatleisk jiems!
Isa 2:9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not.
1Kar 21:18 "Nueik pasitikti Izraelio karaliaus Ahabo, viešpataujančio Samarijoje. Dabar jis atėjo pasiimti Naboto vynuogyno.
1Ki 21:18 Arise, go down to meet Ahab king of Israel, which is in Samaria: behold, he is in the vineyard of Naboth, whither he is gone down to possess it.
Iz 23:17 Ateityje, po septyniasdešimties metų, Viešpats aplankys Tyrą. Šis vėlei imsis kekšės amato ir ištvirkaus su visomis žemės karalystėmis.
Isa 23:17 And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
Pat 31:1 Masos karaliaus Lemuelio žodžiai. Pamokymas, kurį jam davė jo motina:
Pr 31:1 The words of king Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother taught him.
Apd 5:8 Petras ją paklausė: "Pasakyk man, ar už tiek pardavėte sklypą? " ­ "Taip, už tiek", ­ atsakė ji.
Ac 5:8 And Peter answered unto her, Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much? And she said, Yea, for so much.
2Kar 4:8 Vieną dieną Eliziejus ėjo per Šunemą. Ten gyvenanti žymi moteris primygtinai kvietė pas save pietų. Po to, kai tik jis eidavo tuo keliu, užeidavo ten pietų.
2Ki 4:8 And it fell on a day, that Elisha passed to Shunem, where was a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread. And so it was, that as oft as he passed by, he turned in thither to eat bread.
Job 12:23 Išaukština tautas, o paskui jas sunaikina, išaugina tautas, o paskui jas palieka.
Job 12:23 He increaseth the nations, and destroyeth them: he enlargeth the nations, and straiteneth them again.
Iz 19:13 Coano valdovai tapo pakvaišėliais, Nofo valdovai patys save prigavo. Kilčių vadai nuvedė Egiptą į klystkelius.
Isa 19:13 The princes of Zoan are become fools, the princes of Noph are deceived; they have also seduced Egypt, even they that are the stay of the tribes thereof.
Joz 15:1 Paveldo dalis, burtų keliu atitekusi Judo giminės žmonėms pagal jų kiltis, tęsėsi labai toli į pietus iki pat Edomo ribos ­ Cino dykumos.
Jos 15:1 This then was the lot of the tribe of the children of Judah by their families; even to the border of Edom the wilderness of Zin southward was the uttermost part of the south coast.
Pat 3:5 Visa širdimi pasitikėk Viešpačiuir nesiremk vien savo įžvalga.
Pr 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Jer 24:10 Siųsiu jiems kalaviją, badą ir marą, kol jie visiškai pradings iš krašto, kurį daviau jiems ir jų tėvams. "
Jer 24:10 And I will send the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, among them, till they be consumed from off the land that I gave unto them and to their fathers.
1Sam 15:34 Tada Samuelis nuėjo į Ramą, o Saulius ­ į savo namus Sauliaus Gibėjoje.
1Sa 15:34 Then Samuel went to Ramah; and Saul went up to his house to Gibeah of Saul.
Lk 2:50 Bet jie nesuprato jo žodžių.
Lu 2:50 And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them.
Iš 19:21 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Leiskis žemyn ir įspėk žmones, kad nesiveržtų pas Viešpatį jo pamatyti. Antraip daug kas iš jų pražus.
Ex 19:21 And the LORD said unto Moses, Go down, charge the people, lest they break through unto the LORD to gaze, and many of them perish.
Kun 18:3 Nesielgsite, kaip elgiamasi Egipto žemėje, kur gyvenote, ir nesielgsite, kaip elgiamasi Kanaano krašte, į kurį jus vedu. Jūs negyvensite pagal jų įstatus.
Le 18:3 After the doings of the land of Egypt, wherein ye dwelt, shall ye not do: and after the doings of the land of Canaan, whither I bring you, shall ye not do: neither shall ye walk in their ordinances.
Jer 52:4 Devintų jo valdymo metų dešimto mėnesio dešimtą dieną atsitiko taip, kad Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras su visa savo kariuomene atžygiavo į Jeruzalę, apsupo ją ir pastatė aplinkui apgulos įtvirtinimus.
Jer 52:4 And it came to pass in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, in the tenth day of the month, that Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon came, he and all his army, against Jerusalem, and pitched against it, and built forts against it round about.
Mch 7:14 Savo lazda ganyk savo tautą, tavo paveldo kaimenę, gyvenančią atskirai miške, sodų krašto viduje. Tesigano ji Bašane ir Gileadekaip senovės dienomis.
Mic 7:14 Feed thy people with thy rod, the flock of thine heritage, which dwell solitarily in the wood, in the midst of Carmel: let them feed in Bashan and Gilead, as in the days of old.
2Krn 26:1 Tada visi Judo žmonės paėmė Uziją , kuris buvo tik šešiolikmetis, ir paskelbė jį karaliumi, jo tėvo Amacijo įpėdiniu.
2Ch 26:1 Then all the people of Judah took Uzziah, who was sixteen years old, and made him king in the room of his father Amaziah.
Iš 12:25 Ir ateityje, atėję į kraštą, kurį Viešpats duos, kaip yra pažadėjęs, švęsite šias apeigas.
Ex 12:25 And it shall come to pass, when ye be come to the land which the LORD will give you, according as he hath promised, that ye shall keep this service.
1Krn 2:1 Štai Izraelio sūnūs: Rubenas, Simeonas, Levis, Judas, Isacharas, Zabulonas,
1Ch 2:1 These are the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,

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