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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 11:19 Nebuvo miesto, sudariusio taiką su izraelitais, išskyrus hivus ­ Gibeono gyventojus. Jie visi paimti mūšiuose,
Jos 11:19 There was not a city that made peace with the children of Israel, save the Hivites the inhabitants of Gibeon: all other they took in battle.
2Kar 13:4 Bet Jehoahazas maldavo Viešpatį, ir Viešpats jį išklausė, nes matė Izraelio priespaudą ir kaip Aramo karalius buvo juos nukamavęs.
2Ki 13:4 And Jehoahaz besought the LORD, and the LORD hearkened unto him: for he saw the oppression of Israel, because the king of Syria oppressed them.
Rom 6:11 Taip ir jūs laikykite save mirusiais nuodėmei, o gyvais Dievui Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ro 6:11 Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Jn 4:3 Jėzus paliko Judėją ir vėl išėjo į Galilėją.
Jo 4:3 He left Judaea, and departed again into Galilee.
Ez 5:17 Siųsiu jums badą ir laukinius žvėris, ir jie sunaikins tavo vaikus, o maras ir kraujo praliejimas persmelks tave. Kalaviją atvesiu prieš tave, ­ aš, Viešpats, pasakiau! "
Eze 5:17 So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee: and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. I the LORD have spoken it.
Sk 3:12 "Štai iš izraelitų vietoj motinų įsčias atvėrusių pirmagimių aš paimu levitus. Levitai bus mano,
Nu 3:12 And I, behold, I have taken the Levites from among the children of Israel instead of all the firstborn that openeth the matrix among the children of Israel: therefore the Levites shall be mine;
Ps 119:99 Įgijau daugiau įžvalgos už savo mokytojus, nes tavo įsakai ­ mano užsiėmimas.
Ps 119:99 I have more understanding than all my teachers: for thy testimonies are my meditation.
Sk 1:36 Benjamino palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai,
Nu 1:36 Of the children of Benjamin, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
Rom 4:7 Palaiminti, kurių nusikaltimai atleisti, kurių nuodėmės uždengtos;
Ro 4:7 Saying, Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.
Dan 11:20 Jo vietą užims žmogus, pasiųsiantis pareigūną su karališka palyda išreikalauti duoklės, tačiau po kelių dienų ir jis bus nužudytas, bet ne iš pykčio ir ne mūšyje.
Da 11:20 Then shall stand up in his estate a raiser of taxes in the glory of the kingdom: but within few days he shall be destroyed, neither in anger, nor in battle.
Pr 3:17 O žmogui jis tarė: "Kadangi tu paklausei savo žmonos balso ir valgei nuo medžio, apie kurį buvau tau įsakęs: ‘Nuo jo nevalgysi! ’ ­ tebūna už tai prakeikta žemė; triūsu maitinsies iš jos visas savo gyvenimo dienas.
Ge 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
Jer 50:29 Sušaukite kilpininkus į Babiloną, visus pajėgiančius įtempti lanką. Apsupkite jį iš visų pusių, niekam neleiskite ištrūkti. Atlyginkite jam pagal jo darbus, elkitės su juo, kaip jis elgėsi su kitais, nes jis įžeidė Viešpatį, Izraelio Šventąjį.
Jer 50:29 Call together the archers against Babylon: all ye that bend the bow, camp against it round about; let none thereof escape: recompense her according to her work; according to all that she hath done, do unto her: for she hath been proud against the LORD, against the Holy One of Israel.
Neh 7:4 Miestas buvo platus ir didelis, bet žmonių jame buvo mažai ir namai dar nebuvo atstatyti.
Ne 7:4 Now the city was large and great: but the people were few therein, and the houses were not builded.
Iš 22:31 Jūs būsite man pašvęst`i žmonės. Todėl nevalgysite jokios žvėrių sudraskytos mėsos. Šunims ją išmesite.
Ex 22:31 And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.
Jn 8:15 Jūs teisiate kūniškai, o aš neteisiu nė vieno.
Jo 8:15 Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man.
Jn 19:3 ėjo prie jo ir šaipėsi: "Sveikas, žydų karaliau! " Ir daužė jam į veidą.
Jo 19:3 And said, Hail, King of the Jews! and they smote him with their hands.
1Krn 5:1 Užjordanės giminės Izraelio pirmagimio Rubeno sūnūs (jis buvo pirmagimis, bet, suteršus jam savo tėvo lovą , jo pirmagimystė buvo atiduota Izraelio sūnaus Juozapo sūnums; taigi jis kilmės sąraše nėra laikomas pirmagimiu;
1Ch 5:1 Now the sons of Reuben the firstborn of Israel, (for he was the firstborn; but forasmuch as he defiled his father's bed, his birthright was given unto the sons of Joseph the son of Israel: and the genealogy is not to be reckoned after the birthright.
Job 9:4 Jis išmintingos širdies, galingos jėgos; kas kada nors jam priešinosi ir išliko sveikas?
Job 9:4 He is wise in heart, and mighty in strength: who hath hardened himself against him, and hath prospered?
Jn 5:24 Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: kas mano žodžių klausoir mane atsiuntusį tiki, tas turi amžinąjį gyvenimąir nepateks į teismą, nes iš mirties yra perėjęs į gyvenimą.
Jo 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
2Kar 18:7 Viešpats buvo su juo, ką tik jis imdavosi daryti, ir jam sekėsi. Jis pakėlė maištą prieš Asirijos karalių ir netarnavo jam;
2Ki 18:7 And the LORD was with him; and he prospered whithersoever he went forth: and he rebelled against the king of Assyria, and served him not.

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