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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 10:37 Jei aš nedarau savo Tėvo darbų, netikėkite manimi!
Jo 10:37 If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not.
Rom 16:22 Aš, Tercijus, šio laiško surašytojas, sveikinu jus Viešpatyje.
Ro 16:22 I Tertius, who wrote this epistle, salute you in the Lord.
Gg 5:14 Jo rankos ­ kaip aukso lazdos, nusagstytos brangakmeniais. Jo liemuo ­ tarsi iš dramblio kaulo, išdabinto safyrais.
SS 5:14 His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.
Apd 7:40 Jie tarė Aaronui: ‘Padaryk mums dievų, kurie žygiuotų mūsų priekyje, nes mes nežinome, kas nutiko tam Mozei, išvedusiam mus iš Egipto.
Ac 7:40 Saying unto Aaron, Make us gods to go before us: for as for this Moses, which brought us out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
Jer 49:18 "Kaip po Sodomos ir Gomoros bei jų kaimyninių miestų sunaikinimo, ­ sako Viešpats, ­ nebebus ten jokio gyventojo. Joks žmogus nebesikurs ten gyventi!
Jer 49:18 As in the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighbour cities thereof, saith the LORD, no man shall abide there, neither shall a son of man dwell in it.
Neh 10:6 Danielius, Ginetonas, Baruchas,
Ne 10:6 Daniel, Ginnethon, Baruch,
Kol 1:27 Jiems Dievas panorėjo paskelbti, kokie dideli šio slėpinio garbės turtai skirti pagonims, būtent Kristus jumyse ­ garbės viltis.
Co 1:27 To whom God would make known what is the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles; which is Christ in you, the hope of glory:
Iz 25:7 Šiame kalne jis nukels tą šydą, kuris dengia visas gimines, tą nuometą, kuris gobia visas tautas.
Isa 25:7 And he will destroy in this mountain the face of the covering cast over all people, and the vail that is spread over all nations.
Ps 68:29 iš savo šventovės Jeruzalėje, kur karaliai neša tau dovanas.
Ps 68:29 Because of thy temple at Jerusalem shall kings bring presents unto thee.
1Sam 4:8 Vargas mums! Kas gali išgelbėti mus iš šių galingų dievų rankos? Juk tai dievai, kurie ištiko egiptiečius visokiomis nelaimėmis dykumoje!
1Sa 4:8 Woe unto us! who shall deliver us out of the hand of these mighty Gods? these are the Gods that smote the Egyptians with all the plagues in the wilderness.
1Sam 9:24 Virėjas paėmė šlaunį bei visa, kas ant jos, ir padėjo Sauliui. O Samuelis tarė: "Žiūrėk, kas atidėta į šalį, padėta tau. Valgyk, nes tai laikyta tau iki paskirto laiko, kad valgytumei su svečiais. " Tą dieną Saulius valgė su Samueliu.
1Sa 9:24 And the cook took up the shoulder, and that which was upon it, and set it before Saul. And Samuel said, Behold that which is left! set it before thee, and eat: for unto this time hath it been kept for thee since I said, I have invited the people. So Saul did eat with Samuel that day.
1Krn 7:12 Šupimas ir Hupimas buvo Iro sūnūs; Hušimas buvo Ahero sūnus.
1Ch 7:12 Shuppim also, and Huppim, the children of Ir, and Hushim, the sons of Aher.
Ps 40:11 Viešpatie, neatsakyk man savo gailestingumo; tavo meilė ir tavo tiesa visada mane tesaugo!
Ps 40:11 Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O LORD: let thy lovingkindness and thy truth continually preserve me.
Įst 4:43 Becerą dykumoje ant plokščiakalnio, priklausantį Rubeno žmonėms, Ramot Gileadą, priklausantį Gado žmonėms, ir Golaną Bašane, priklausantį Manaso žmonėms.
De 4:43 Namely, Bezer in the wilderness, in the plain country, of the Reubenites; and Ramoth in Gilead, of the Gadites; and Golan in Bashan, of the Manassites.
Apd 11:17 Tad jeigu Dievas suteikė jiems tokią pat dovaną, kaip ir mums, įtikėjusiems Viešpatį Jėzų Kristų, tai kas gi aš toks, kad mėginčiau trukdyti Dievui? ! "
Ac 11:17 Forasmuch then as God gave them the like gift as he did unto us, who believed on the Lord Jesus Christ; what was I, that I could withstand God?
Ez 34:30 Jie žinos, kad aš, Viešpats, jų Dievas, esu su jais, o jie, Izraelio namai, yra mano tauta, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 34:30 Thus shall they know that I the LORD their God am with them, and that they, even the house of Israel, are my people, saith the Lord GOD.
Įst 7:3 Nesimaišyk su jais vedybomis, atiduodamas savo dukteris jų sūnums ar imdamas jų dukteris savo sūnums,
De 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
Iz 9:21 Manasas ryja Efraimą, o Efraimas ­ Manasą. Abu jie ryja Judą. Todėl jo pyktis neatlyžo, jo ranka vis dar pakelta!
Isa 9:21 Manasseh, Ephraim; and Ephraim, Manasseh: and they together shall be against Judah. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.
Mt 26:33 Petras atsiliepė: "Jei net visi tavimi pasipiktintų, aš niekuomet nepasipiktinsiu! "
Mat 26:33 Peter answered and said unto him, Though all men shall be offended because of thee, yet will I never be offended.
Lk 19:16 Atėjo pirmasis ir tarė: ‘Valdove, tavo mina man pelnė dešimtį minų. ’
Lu 19:16 Then came the first, saying, Lord, thy pound hath gained ten pounds.

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