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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 13:2 Tuomet Dano žmonių giminėje buvo toks vyras iš Coros, vardu Manoachas. Jo žmona buvo bevaisė ir nebuvo pagimdžiusi vaikų.
Judg 13:2 And there was a certain man of Zorah, of the family of the Danites, whose name was Manoah; and his wife was barren, and bare not.
1Krn 10:6 Taip mirė Saulius ir trys jo sūnūs; taip vienu smūgiu pražuvo visi jo namai.
1Ch 10:6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and all his house died together.
Iz 34:13 Užžels jų rūmai brūzgynais, usnimis ir šilojais jų pilys. Kraštas virs šakalų valdomis, taps stručių lindyne.
Isa 34:13 And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, and a court for owls.
1Tim 1:10 paleistuviams, sanguliautojams su vyrais, vergų pirkliams, melagiams, kreivai prisiekiantiems ir visiems, kurie priešinasi sveikam mokslui.
1Ti 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Mt 22:35 ir vienas iš jų, Įstatymo mokytojas, mėgindamas jį, paklausė:
Mat 22:35 Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,
Kun 11:36 O šaltinis ar talpykla, turintys vandens, bus švarūs, bet kas palies dvėseną šaltinyje ar talpykloje, taps nešvarus.
Le 11:36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.
Įst 23:17 Jokia Izraelio duktė nebus šventyklos kekšė; joks Izraelio sūnus nebus šventyklos kekšininkas.
De 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
Iz 12:2 Dievas tikrai yra mano išganymas. Aš juo pasitikiu ir esu be baimės, nes jis mano tvirtybė ir mano giesmė, jis mano gelbėtojas! "
Isa 12:2 Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; he also is become my salvation.
Lk 2:1 Anomis dienomis išėjo ciesoriaus Augusto įsakymas surašyti visus valstybės gyventojus.
Lu 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
Ps 25:22 O Dieve, atpirk Izraelį iš visų jo vargų!
Ps 25:22 Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles.
Ezd 7:28 kuris parodė man ištikimą meilę karaliaus bei jo patarėjų akivaizdoje ir visų įtakingų karaliaus pareigūnų akivaizdoje. Aš buvau padrąsintas, nes Viešpaties ranka buvo su manimi, ir surinkau Izraelio šeimų galvas eiti su manimi.
Ezr 7:28 And hath extended mercy unto me before the king, and his counsellors, and before all the king's mighty princes. And I was strengthened as the hand of the LORD my God was upon me, and I gathered together out of Israel chief men to go up with me.
1Kar 7:24 Žemiau briaunos jūrą aplinkui supo moliūgų atvaizdai, kiekvienas dešimt uolekčių dydžio. Moliūgų atvaizdų buvo dvi eilės, nulietų tuo pačiu metu, kai buvo liejama jūra.
1Ki 7:24 And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, ten in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in two rows, when it was cast.
Iz 51:2 Pagalvokite apie Abraomą, savo tėvą, ir Sarą, jus pagimdžiusią. Jis buvo tik vienas, kai jį pašaukiau, laiminau ir padariau iš jo daugybę.
Isa 51:2 Look unto Abraham your father, and unto Sarah that bare you: for I called him alone, and blessed him, and increased him.
Iz 4:6 Iš tikro jo šlovė bus jų pastogė ir apsauga: paunksmė dieną nuo kepinančios kaitros, prieglauda ir priedanga nuo audros ir lietaus.
Isa 4:6 And there shall be a tabernacle for a shadow in the day time from the heat, and for a place of refuge, and for a covert from storm and from rain.
Įst 23:15 Vergo, išsigelbėjusio pas tave nuo savininko, neatiduosi jo savininkui.
De 23:15 Thou shalt not deliver unto his master the servant which is escaped from his master unto thee:
Apr 3:4 Vis dėlto tu Sarduose turi tegul ir nedaugelį žmonių , kurie nėra susitepę drabužių. Jie vaikščios su manimi apsirengę baltai, nes jie šito verti.
Re 3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.
Kun 14:19 kunigas paaukos auką už nuodėmę ir atliks permaldavimą labui to žmogaus, kuris turi būti apvalytas. Po to bus papjauta deginamoji auka;
Le 14:19 And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:
1Sam 13:10 Vos jam baigus atnašauti deginamąją auką, atėjo Samuelis. Saulius išėjo jo pasitikti ir pasveikinti.
1Sa 13:10 And it came to pass, that as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, behold, Samuel came; and Saul went out to meet him, that he might salute him.
Lk 15:16 Jis geidė prikimšti pilvą bent ankščių jovalo, kurį ėdė kiaulės, tačiau nė to jam neduodavo.
Lu 15:16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
Pat 17:9 Kas atleidžia nuoskaudą, tas puoselėja draugystę, o kas vis primena ginčą, tas atstumia draugą.
Pr 17:9 He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth very friends.

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