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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 36:22 Kiekviena lenta šonuose turėjo po dvi vieną su kita suderintas iškyšas lentoms sukabinti. Tą pat jie padarė su visomis Padangtės lentomis.
Ex 36:22 One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle.
2Sam 23:14 Tuo metu Dovydas buvo kalnų tvirtovėje, o filistinų įgula ­ Betliejuje.
2Sa 23:14 And David was then in an hold, and the garrison of the Philistines was then in Bethlehem.
2Krn 18:20 kol nepriėjo viena dvasia ir atsistojo prieš Viešpatį, tardama: ‘Aš jį sugundysiu. ’ ‘Kaip? ’ ­ paklausė Viešpats.
2Ch 18:20 Then there came out a spirit, and stood before the LORD, and said, I will entice him. And the LORD said unto him, Wherewith?
1Tes 5:8 O mes, priklausydami dienai, būkime blaivūs ir dėvėkime tikėjimo bei meilės šarvus ir išganymo vilties šalmą.
1Th 5:8 But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.
1Krn 27:24 Cerujos sūnus Joabas buvo pradėjęs juos skaičiuoti, bet nebaigė. Tačiau rūstybė ištiko Izraelį už tai, ir skaičius nebuvo įtrauktas į karaliaus Dovydo metraščius.
1Ch 27:24 Joab the son of Zeruiah began to number, but he finished not, because there fell wrath for it against Israel; neither was the number put in the account of the chronicles of king David.
Įst 23:3 Joks amonitas ar moabitas nebus priimtas į Viešpaties sueigą. Net iki dešimtos kartos nė vienas jų palikuonių nebus priimtas į Viešpaties sueigą
De 23:3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:
Jer 6:13 Nuo mažiausio iki didžiausio, visi iki vieno jiegobšūs savanaudžiai; nuo pranašo iki kunigo, visi jie apgavikai.
Jer 6:13 For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness; and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
Fil 4:3 Taip pat prašau tave, ištikimasis bičiuli, padėk joms! Jos juk darbavosi su manimi Evangelijos labui kartu su Klemensu ir kitais mano bendradarbiais, kurių vardai įrašyti gyvenimo knygoje.
Phil 4:3 And I intreat thee also, true yokefellow, help those women which laboured with me in the gospel, with Clement also, and with other my fellowlabourers, whose names are in the book of life.
2Sam 1:1 Po Sauliaus mirties ­ Dovydas jau buvo sugrįžęs nugalėjęs Amaleką ­ Dovydas praleido dvi dienas Ciklage.
2Sa 1:1 Now it came to pass after the death of Saul, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Amalekites, and David had abode two days in Ziklag;
Mk 14:50 Tada, palikę jį, visi [mokiniai] pabėgo.
Mar 14:50 And they all forsook him, and fled.
Įst 33:3 Iš tikrųjų jis myli savo tautą! Tavo šventieji visi tavo rankoje; žygiavo jie paskui tave, sekdami tavo nurodymais.
De 33:3 Yea, he loved the people; all his saints are in thy hand: and they sat down at thy feet; every one shall receive of thy words.
Dan 9:5 Mes nusidėjome ir nusikaltome, nedorai elgėmės ir maištavome, nusigręždami nuo tavo įsakymų ir nuostatų.
Da 9:5 We have sinned, and have committed iniquity, and have done wickedly, and have rebelled, even by departing from thy precepts and from thy judgments:
Lk 20:9 Jėzus pradėjo pasakoti žmonėms dar vieną palyginimą: "Vienas žmogus įveisė vynuogyną, išnuomojo jį ūkininkams ir ilgesniam laikui iškeliavo svetur.
Lu 20:9 Then began he to speak to the people this parable; A certain man planted a vineyard, and let it forth to husbandmen, and went into a far country for a long time.
Pr 18:17 Viešpats mąstė: "Argi aš slėpsiu nuo Abraomo, ką žadu tuojau daryti,
Ge 18:17 And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do;
1Jn 2:17 Praeina pasaulis ir jo geismai. Kas vykdo Dievo valią, tas išlieka per amžius.
1J 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
Iz 45:6 kad nuo saulės tekėjimo iki jos laidos būtų žinoma, jog kito be manęs nėra. Aš esu Viešpats, ir nėra kito!
Isa 45:6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.
Am 4:6 Nors padariau, kad jūsų burnos būtų tuščiosvisuose jūsų miestuoseir trūktų duonosvisuose jūsų kaimuose, jūs pas mane nesugrįžote, ­tai Viešpaties žodis.
Am 4:6 And I also have given you cleanness of teeth in all your cities, and want of bread in all your places: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.
2Tim 3:6 Iš jų yra tie, kurie įsiskverbia į namus ir prisivilioja moterėles, pilnas nuodėmių ir blaškomas visokių įgeidžių,
2Ti 3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
Sk 21:30 Žuvo jų palikuonysnuo Hešbono iki Dibono; niokojome, kol ugnis pasiekė Medebą. "
Nu 21:30 We have shot at them; Heshbon is perished even unto Dibon, and we have laid them waste even unto Nophah, which reacheth unto Medeba.
Ez 47:6 Jis paklausė mane: "Žmogau, ar matei? "Tuomet jis parvedė mane atgal prie upės kranto.
Eze 47:6 And he said unto me, Son of man, hast thou seen this? Then he brought me, and caused me to return to the brink of the river.

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