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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 37:21 Karalius Zedekijas davė įsakymą Jeremiją uždaryti sargybos kiemo būste ir kasdien iš Kepėjų gatvės jam duoti kepalą duonos, kol duona mieste visiškai išsibaigs. Jeremijas taip ir liko sargybos kiemo būste.
Jer 37:21 Then Zedekiah the king commanded that they should commit Jeremiah into the court of the prison, and that they should give him daily a piece of bread out of the bakers' street, until all the bread in the city were spent. Thus Jeremiah remained in the court of the prison.
Lk 8:11 Palyginimas štai ką reiškia: sėkla yra Dievo žodis.
Lu 8:11 Now the parable is this: The seed is the word of God.
Pr 9:19 Tai buvo Nojaus sūnūs, ir iš jų buvo apgyvendinta visa žemė.
Ge 9:19 These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
2Kar 17:2 Jis darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, nors ne tokiu mastu, kaip pirma jo buvę Izraelio karaliai.
2Ki 17:2 And he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD, but not as the kings of Israel that were before him.
1Krn 21:26 Ten Dovydas pastatė Viešpačiui aukurą ir atnašavo deginamąsias aukas bei bendravimo aukas. Jis šaukėsi Viešpaties, o jis atsakė ugnimi iš dangaus ant deginamosios aukos aukuro.
1Ch 21:26 And David built there an altar unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings, and called upon the LORD; and he answered him from heaven by fire upon the altar of burnt offering.
Iš 5:2 Bet faraonas atsakė: "Kas gi tas Viešpats, kad aš turėčiau jam paklusti ir leisti Izraeliui eiti? Nei aš pažįstu tą Viešpatį, nei leisiu Izraeliui eiti! "
Ex 5:2 And Pharaoh said, Who is the LORD, that I should obey his voice to let Israel go? I know not the LORD, neither will I let Israel go.
Ps 136:2 Dėkokite dievų Dievui, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina.
Ps 136:2 O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy endureth for ever.
Jer 3:24 Toji Gėda nuo mūsų jaunų dienų rijo visa, ką pelnė mūsų tėvai: avis ir galvijus, sūnus ir dukteris.
Jer 3:24 For shame hath devoured the labour of our fathers from our youth; their flocks and their herds, their sons and their daughters.
Iš 9:20 Kai kurie faraono pareigūnai, bijodami Viešpaties žodžio, skubiai suvarė savo vergus ir galvijus į saugias pastoges.
Ex 9:20 He that feared the word of the LORD among the servants of Pharaoh made his servants and his cattle flee into the houses:
Zch 6:4 Aš pakla´usiau su manimi kalbėjusį angelą: ‘Kas tai, mano viešpatie? ’
Zec 6:4 Then I answered and said unto the angel that talked with me, What are these, my lord?
2Kar 10:21 Jehuvui išsiuntus žodį visam Izraeliui, atėjo visi Baalo garbintojai. Neliko nė vieno, kuris nebūtų atėjęs. Jie rinkosi į Baalo šventyklą ir pripildė Baalo šventyklą nuo sienos iki sienos.
2Ki 10:21 And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was full from one end to another.
2Krn 11:22 Rehabeamas paskyrė Maakos sūnų Abiją vyriausia galva ir vadu tarp jo brolių, nes ketino padaryti jį karaliumi.
2Ch 11:22 And Rehoboam made Abijah the son of Maachah the chief, to be ruler among his brethren: for he thought to make him king.
Koh 2:20 Vėl mano širdis puolė į neviltį dėl visų triūso vaisių, kuriuos buvau sukaupęs po saule.
Ec 2:20 Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun.
Koh 7:2 Verčiau eiti į namus, kur gedima, negu į namus, kur puotaujama, nes toks kiekvieno žmogaus galas, ir gyvieji tesideda tai į širdį.
Ec 7:2 It is better to go to the house of mourning, than to go to the house of feasting: for that is the end of all men; and the living will lay it to his heart.
2Krn 29:31 Tada Ezekijas tarė: "Dabar, kai esate pašventinę save Viešpačiui, eikite arčiau ir atnašaukite aukas ir bendravimo atnašas Viešpaties Namams. " Bendrija sunešė aukų ir bendravimo atnašų; visi geros širdies žmonės atgabeno deginamųjų aukų.
2Ch 29:31 Then Hezekiah answered and said, Now ye have consecrated yourselves unto the LORD, come near and bring sacrifices and thank offerings into the house of the LORD. And the congregation brought in sacrifices and thank offerings; and as many as were of a free heart burnt offerings.
Iš 7:1 Viešpats atsakė Mozei: "Žiūrėk, padariau tave tarsi Dievu faraonui, o tavo brolis Aaronas bus tavo pranašas.
Ex 7:1 And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
Ts 8:11 Tad Gideonas nužygiavo karavanų keliu į rytus nuo Nobacho bei Jogbohos ir užklupo tą kariuomenę, nes ji nebuvo budri.
Judg 8:11 And Gideon went up by the way of them that dwelt in tents on the east of Nobah and Jogbehah, and smote the host; for the host was secure.
1Sam 15:32 Tada Samuelis paliepė: "Atveskite pas mane Amaleko karalių Agagą. " Agagas atėjo pas jį svyruodamas. Agagas tarė: "Ak, arti karti mirtis! "
1Sa 15:32 Then said Samuel, Bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past.
Iz 3:22 išeiginius drabužius, apsiaustus, skaras, rankinukus,
Isa 3:22 The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,
Iz 42:16 Aš vesiu keliaujančius akluosius, keliais nežinomais juos vesiu. Tamsą jiems paversiu šviesa, o vingiuotus kelius ištiesinsiu. Visa tai darau dėl jų; jų aš neapleisiu.
Isa 42:16 And I will bring the blind by a way that they knew not; I will lead them in paths that they have not known: I will make darkness light before them, and crooked things straight. These things will I do unto them, and not forsake them.

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