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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 76:2 Jo Palapinė pastatyta Saleme , jis gyvena ant Siono kalno.
Ps 76:2 In Salem also is his tabernacle, and his dwelling place in Zion.
Iš 19:18 Dabar visas Sinajaus kalnas buvo dūmuose, nes Viešpats buvo nužengęs ant jo ugnyje. Nuo jo kilo dūmai tarsi iš krosnies, o visas kalnas baisiai drebėjo.
Ex 19:18 And mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke, because the LORD descended upon it in fire: and the smoke thereof ascended as the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mount quaked greatly.
Sk 1:23 ­ surašytų iš Simeono giminės, buvo penkiasdešimt devyni tūkstančiai trys šimtai.
Nu 1:23 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Simeon, were fifty and nine thousand and three hundred.
1Krn 3:15 Jošijo sūnūs: pirmagimis ­ Johananas, antras ­ Jehojakimas, trečias ­ Zedekijas, ketvirtas ­ Šalumas.
1Ch 3:15 And the sons of Josiah were, the firstborn Johanan, the second Jehoiakim, the third Zedekiah, the fourth Shallum.
Rom 13:2 Kas priešinasi valdžiai, priešinasi Dievo sutvarkymui. Kurie priešinasi, užsitraukia teismą.
Ro 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Iz 15:5 Mano širdis verkia dėl Moabo! Jo bėgliai pasiekia net Coarą, Eglat Šelišiją; vieni Luhito keliu kopia verkdami, kiti ant kelio į Horonaimus klykia iš sielvarto.
Isa 15:5 My heart shall cry out for Moab; his fugitives shall flee unto Zoar, an heifer of three years old: for by the mounting up of Luhith with weeping shall they go it up; for in the way of Horonaim they shall raise up a cry of destruction.
Mk 5:14 Tie, kurie jas ganė, išsibėgiojo ir davė žinią į miestą ir kaimus. Žmonės išėjo pažiūrėti, kas atsitiko.
Mar 5:14 And they that fed the swine fled, and told it in the city, and in the country. And they went out to see what it was that was done.
Sk 2:24 Iš viso įrašyta į sąrašą Efraimo stovykloje pagal jų gretas šimtas aštuoni tūkstančiai ir vienas šimtas. Jie pakils į kelionę tretieji.
Nu 2:24 All that were numbered of the camp of Ephraim were an hundred thousand and eight thousand and an hundred, throughout their armies. And they shall go forward in the third rank.
Ezd 4:10 ir kitos tautos, kurias didysis ir kilnusis Asnaparas ištrėmė ir apgyvendino Samarijos miestuose ir kitose Užupio srities dalyse, parašė. "
Ezr 4:10 And the rest of the nations whom the great and noble Asnapper brought over, and set in the cities of Samaria, and the rest that are on this side the river, and at such a time.
Est 5:5 Karalius įsakė: "Skubiai atveskite Hamaną, kad įvykdytume, ko Estera nori. "Taigi karalius nuėjo su Hamanu į puotą, kurią buvo suruošusi Estera.
Es 5:5 Then the king said, Cause Haman to make haste, that he may do as Esther hath said. So the king and Haman came to the banquet that Esther had prepared.
2Krn 7:10 Septinto mėnesio dvidešimt trečią dieną jis paleido namo žmones, džiūgaujančius ir smagiai nusiteikusius dėl gerumo, kurį Viešpats buvo parodęs ir Dovydui, ir Saliamonui, ir savo Izraelio tautai.
2Ch 7:10 And on the three and twentieth day of the seventh month he sent the people away into their tents, glad and merry in heart for the goodness that the LORD had shewed unto David, and to Solomon, and to Israel his people.
1Krn 7:16 Machyro žmona Maaka pagimdė sūnų ir pavadino jį Perešo vardu; jo brolio vardas buvo Šerešas, o šio sūnūs buvo Ulamas ir Rekemas.
1Ch 7:16 And Maachah the wife of Machir bare a son, and she called his name Peresh; and the name of his brother was Sheresh; and his sons were Ulam and Rakem.
Pr 48:21 Po to Izraelis tarė Juozapui: "Žiūrėk, aš mirštu, bet Dievas bus su jumis ir sugrąžins jus į protėvių kraštą.
Ge 48:21 And Israel said unto Joseph, Behold, I die: but God shall be with you, and bring you again unto the land of your fathers.
Pr 41:29 Tikėk manimi, ateis septyneri didelio pertekliaus metai visame Egipto krašte.
Ge 41:29 Behold, there come seven years of great plenty throughout all the land of Egypt:
Ps 84:11 Juk Dievas yra ir saulė, ir skydas; jis teikia malonę ir garbę. Viešpats nešykšti nieko tiems, kurie gyvena, dorai elgdamiesi.
Ps 84:11 For the LORD God is a sun and shield: the LORD will give grace and glory: no good thing will he withhold from them that walk uprightly.
Lk 20:17 Bet Jėzus, žvelgdamas į juos, paklausė: "O ką reiškia šitas Rašto posakis: Akmuo, kurį statytojai atmetė, tapo kertiniu akmeniu?
Lu 20:17 And he beheld them, and said, What is this then that is written, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner?
Sk 27:9 Jei jis neturi dukters, atiduosite jo paveldą broliams.
Nu 27:9 And if he have no daughter, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his brethren.
Rd 5:3 Mes tapome našlaičiais, esame betėviai, mūsų motinos tarsi našlės.
La 5:3 We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers are as widows.
Sk 2:30 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo penkiasdešimt trys tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 2:30 And his host, and those that were numbered of them, were fifty and three thousand and four hundred.
Kun 23:44 Taip Mozė paskelbė izraelitams Viešpaties nustatytas iškilmes.
Le 23:44 And Moses declared unto the children of Israel the feasts of the LORD.

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