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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 1:44 Tiek tat surašė Mozė ir Aaronas drauge su Izraelio vadais, kurių buvo dvylika, po vieną iš kiekvienų protėvių namų.
Nu 1:44 These are those that were numbered, which Moses and Aaron numbered, and the princes of Israel, being twelve men: each one was for the house of his fathers.
Lk 9:35 O iš debesies aidėjo balsas: "Šitas mano išrinktasis Sūnus, jo klausykite! "
Lu 9:35 And there came a voice out of the cloud, saying, This is my beloved Son: hear him.
Job 8:1 Tada Bildadas Šuachas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 8:1 Then answered Bildad the Shuhite, and said,
Ts 9:3 Jo motinos broliai visa tai kartojo jo labui visiems Sichemo didžiūnams ir palenkė jų širdis į Abimelecho pusę. Jie įtikėjo: "jis mūsų brolis. "
Judg 9:3 And his mother's brethren spake of him in the ears of all the men of Shechem all these words: and their hearts inclined to follow Abimelech; for they said, He is our brother.
Mt 25:22 Taip pat tas, kuris buvo gavęs du talentus, atėjęs pasakė: ‘Šeimininke, davei man du talentus, štai aš pelniau kitus du. ’
Mat 25:22 He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.
Pat 17:18 Neprotingai elgiasi, kas sumuša rankas, laiduodamas savo kaimynui.
Pr 17:18 A man void of understanding striketh hands, and becometh surety in the presence of his friend.
Sk 20:1 Pirmą mėnesį izraelitai ­ visa bendrija ­ atėjo į Cino dykumą. Žmonės apsistojo Kadeše. Ten numirė ir buvo palaidota Mirjama.
Nu 20:1 Then came the children of Israel, even the whole congregation, into the desert of Zin in the first month: and the people abode in Kadesh; and Miriam died there, and was buried there.
Iz 49:15 Ar gali moteris užmiršti savo mažylį, būti nešvelni savo įsčių sūnui? Net jeigu ji ir užmirštų, aš tavęs niekada neužmiršiu.
Isa 49:15 Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have compassion on the son of her womb? yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee.
Sk 7:56 aukso lėkštė, sverianti dešimt šekelių, pilna smilkalų,
Nu 7:56 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
Įst 17:16 Tačiau jis nelaikys daug arklių ir nesiųs savo žmonių į Egiptą daugiau arklių įsigyti, nes Viešpats yra jums pasakęs: ‘Tuo keliu niekada atgal negrįžkite. ’
De 17:16 But he shall not multiply horses to himself, nor cause the people to return to Egypt, to the end that he should multiply horses: forasmuch as the LORD hath said unto you, Ye shall henceforth return no more that way.
Pr 47:24 Atėjus pjūties metui, turėsite duoti faraonui penktadalį derliaus, pasilikdami keturias dalis sėklai laukams, maistui sau patiems, savo namiškiams ir savo mažyliams maitinti. "
Ge 47:24 And it shall come to pass in the increase, that ye shall give the fifth part unto Pharaoh, and four parts shall be your own, for seed of the field, and for your food, and for them of your households, and for food for your little ones.
Iš 27:18 Kiemo ilgis bus šimtas uolekčių, plotis ­ penkiasdešimt ir aukštis ­ penkios uolektys. Tam turi būti panaudota plona suktinių siūlų drobė, o pastovai turi būti iš vario.
Ex 27:18 The length of the court shall be an hundred cubits, and the breadth fifty every where, and the height five cubits of fine twined linen, and their sockets of brass.
1Sam 10:22 Tad jie vėl teiravosi Viešpaties: "Ar tas žmogus čia? " O Viešpats atsakė: "Taip! Jis slepiasi tarp daiktų. "
1Sa 10:22 Therefore they enquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Behold he hath hid himself among the stuff.
2Krn 29:3 Pirmų savo karaliavimo metų pirmą mėnesį jis atidarė Viešpaties Namų duris ir pataisė juos.
2Ch 29:3 He in the first year of his reign, in the first month, opened the doors of the house of the LORD, and repaired them.
Neh 13:21 kol jų neišbariau. Pasakiau jiems: "Kodėl nakvojate palei sieną? Jeigu dar kartą taip darysite, prieš jus panaudosiu jėgą! " Nuo to laiko šabo dieną jie daugiau nebeateidavo.
Ne 13:21 Then I testified against them, and said unto them, Why lodge ye about the wall? if ye do so again, I will lay hands on you. From that time forth came they no more on the sabbath.
Apr 16:14 O tai yra demonų dvasios, darančios ženklus; jos iškeliauja pas viso pasaulio karalius, kad juos suburtų didžiosios Visagalio Dievo dienos kovai.
Re 16:14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
Ps 28:2 Išgirsk mano maldaujantį balsą, kai šaukiuosi tavo pagalbos, tiesdamas rankas tavo šventosios buveinės link.
Ps 28:2 Hear the voice of my supplications, when I cry unto thee, when I lift up my hands toward thy holy oracle.
Mt 26:19 Mokiniai padarė, kaip buvo Jėzaus įsakyta, ir paruošė Velykų stalą.
Mat 26:19 And the disciples did as Jesus had appointed them; and they made ready the passover.
1Kar 21:22 Pasielgsiu su tavo namais, kaip pasielgiau su Nebato sūnaus Jeroboamo namais ir Ahijos sūnaus Bašos namais, nes pykdei mane, vesdamas Izraelį į nuodėmę.
1Ki 21:22 And will make thine house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Baasha the son of Ahijah, for the provocation wherewith thou hast provoked me to anger, and made Israel to sin.
Iš 10:21 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Ištiesk ranką dangaus link, kad Egipto kraštą apgaubtų tamsa ­ tamsa, kurią būtų galima pajusti. "
Ex 10:21 And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand toward heaven, that there may be darkness over the land of Egypt, even darkness which may be felt.

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