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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 48:31 bus treji vartai: vieneri Rubeno vartai, vieneri Judo vartai ir vieneri Levio vartai. Miesto vartai bus vadinami Izraelio giminių vardais.
Eze 48:31 And the gates of the city shall be after the names of the tribes of Israel: three gates northward; one gate of Reuben, one gate of Judah, one gate of Levi.
Kun 10:10 nes jūs turite daryti skirtumą tarp to, kas šventa, ir to, kas prasta, tarp to, kas švaru, ir to, kas nešvaru;
Le 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Iz 19:3 Blėsta drąsa egiptiečių širdyse; jų planus aš paversiu niekais. Jie kreipsis į stabus ir kerėtojus, iššaukiančius mirusiųjų vėlesir buriančius žmogui ateitį.
Isa 19:3 And the spirit of Egypt shall fail in the midst thereof; and I will destroy the counsel thereof: and they shall seek to the idols, and to the charmers, and to them that have familiar spirits, and to the wizards.
Ps 21:2 Ko troško jo širdis, to ir suteikei; jo lūpų prašymo neatsakei. Sela.
Ps 21:2 Thou hast given him his heart's desire, and hast not withholden the request of his lips. Selah.
Oz 12:14 Efraimas skaudžiai įžeidė Dievą, todėl jo Viešpats užkraus jam kraujo kaltęir atlygins už įžeidimus.
Ho 12:14 Ephraim provoked him to anger most bitterly: therefore shall he leave his blood upon him, and his reproach shall his LORD return unto him.
2Krn 24:23 Baigiantis metams, Aramo kariuomenė surengė prieš jį žygį. Atžygiavę į Judą ir Jeruzalę, jie sunaikino visus žmonių didžiūnus, o visą paimtą grobį pasiuntė Damasko karaliui.
2Ch 24:23 And it came to pass at the end of the year, that the host of Syria came up against him: and they came to Judah and Jerusalem, and destroyed all the princes of the people from among the people, and sent all the spoil of them unto the king of Damascus.
Ez 23:21 Taip tu ir troškai savo jaunystės palaidumo, kai egiptiečiai glamonėjo tavo krūtinę ir glostė tavo jaunas krūtis.
Eze 23:21 Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Iš 12:1 Viešpats tarė Mozei ir Aaronui Egipto žemėje:
Ex 12:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron in the land of Egypt saying,
Tit 2:6 Taip pat jaunuolius ragink, kad būtų santūrūs.
Ti 2:6 Young men likewise exhort to be sober minded.
Ezd 10:44 Visi jie buvo vedę svetimtautes moteris, bet pavarė ir jas, ir jų vaikus.
Ezr 10:44 All these had taken strange wives: and some of them had wives by whom they had children.
Lk 16:12 Ir jeigu nebuvote patikimi su svetimu daiktu, tai kas jums duos tai, kas jūsų? !
Lu 16:12 And if ye have not been faithful in that which is another man's, who shall give you that which is your own?
1Kor 12:4 Esama skirtingų malonės dovanų, tačiau ta pati Dvasia.
1C 12:4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
Iz 63:15 Žvilgtelėk iš dangaus ir pasižiūrėk į musiš savo švento ir šlovingo būsto! Kur tavo liepsnojantis rūpestis ir tavo galybė, tavo pagailos antplūdis ir gailestingumas? Nesusilaikyk,
Isa 63:15 Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?
Ez 22:10 Tavo vyrai atidengia tėvų gėdą; tavo vyrai išniekina moteris mėnesinio netyrumo metu.
Eze 22:10 In thee have they discovered their fathers' nakedness: in thee have they humbled her that was set apart for pollution.
Ps 39:4 "Pasakyk man, Viešpatie, kiek ilgai gyvensiu, kokia mano dienų trukmė? Leisk man pažinti, koks laikinas esu. "
Ps 39:4 LORD, make me to know mine end, and the measure of my days, what it is: that I may know how frail I am.
Žyd 6:4 Kurie kartą jau buvo apšviesti, paragavo dangaus dovanos, tapo Šventosios Dvasios dalininkais,
He 6:4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
Apr 14:14 Ir aš regėjau: štai baltas debesis, o ant debesies sėdėjo panašus į Žmogaus Sūnų. Ant galvos jis turėjo aukso vainiką, o rankoje ­ aštrų pjautuvą.
Re 14:14 And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle.
Įst 28:43 Ateivis, gyvenantis su tavimi, kils vis aukščiau ir aukščiau už tave, o tu tuo tarpu slinksi vis žemiau ir žemiau.
De 28:43 The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low.
Mt 21:25 Iš kur buvo Jono krikštas? Iš dangaus ar iš žmonių? " Jie samprotavo: "Jei pasakysime ­ iš dangaus, jis mums prikiš: ‘Tai kodėl juo netikėjote? ’
Mat 21:25 The baptism of John, whence was it? from heaven, or of men? And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If we shall say, From heaven; he will say unto us, Why did ye not then believe him?
2Kar 7:20 Taip jam iš tikrųjų ir atsitiko. Žmonės jį sumindžiojo vartuose, ir jis mirė.
2Ki 7:20 And so it fell out unto him: for the people trode upon him in the gate, and he died.

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