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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 24:48 Žemai nusilenkiau ir pagarbinau Viešpatį, mano šeimininko Abraomo Dievą, atvedusį mane tiesiu keliu gauti mano šeimininko giminaičio dukterį jo sūnui.
Ge 24:48 And I bowed down my head, and worshipped the LORD, and blessed the LORD God of my master Abraham, which had led me in the right way to take my master's brother's daughter unto his son.
Ts 3:18 Baigęs atiduoti duoklę, Ehudas paleido duoklę nešusius žmones eiti savo keliu,
Judg 3:18 And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
Jn 2:6 Ten buvo šeši akmeniniai indai žydų apsiplovimams, kiekvienas dviejų trijų saikų talpos.
Jo 2:6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.
Jl 2:11 Viešpats pakelia balsąsavo kariuomenės priešakyje, nes iš tikrųjų beribė jo stovykla! Nesuskaitomivykdantys jo žodį. Taip, Viešpaties diena didi, nepaprastai baisiir kas gali ją ištverti?
Joe 2:11 And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army: for his camp is very great: for he is strong that executeth his word: for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible; and who can abide it?
Ez 41:19 žmogaus veidą, atgręžtą į palmę iš vienos pusės, ir liūto veidą, atgręžtą į palmę iš kitos pusės. Tai kartojosi visur šventykloje;
Eze 41:19 So that the face of a man was toward the palm tree on the one side, and the face of a young lion toward the palm tree on the other side: it was made through all the house round about.
Pr 39:11 Tačiau vieną dieną, jam atėjus į namus atlikti savo darbų, viduje nesant kitų namiškių,
Ge 39:11 And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into the house to do his business; and there was none of the men of the house there within.
1Sam 18:9 Nuo tos dienos Saulius žiūrėjo į Dovydą pavydo akimis.
1Sa 18:9 And Saul eyed David from that day and forward.
1Kor 3:23 bet jūs patys ­ Kristaus, o Kristus ­ Dievo.
1C 3:23 And ye are Christ's; and Christ is God's.
Pat 23:28 be to, ji tyko iš pasalų savo grobioir daugina neištikimųjų skaičių.
Pr 23:28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
1Krn 24:26 Merario sūnūs: Machlis ir Mušis. Jaazijo sūnus ­ Benojas.
1Ch 24:26 The sons of Merari were Mahli and Mushi: the sons of Jaaziah; Beno.
Iz 1:29 Tikrai gėdysitės dėl ąžuolų, kuriuos garbinote, ir rausite dėl miškelių, kuriuos buvote pamėgę,
Isa 1:29 For they shall be ashamed of the oaks which ye have desired, and ye shall be confounded for the gardens that ye have chosen.
Iz 51:2 Pagalvokite apie Abraomą, savo tėvą, ir Sarą, jus pagimdžiusią. Jis buvo tik vienas, kai jį pašaukiau, laiminau ir padariau iš jo daugybę.
Isa 51:2 Look unto Abraham your father, and unto Sarah that bare you: for I called him alone, and blessed him, and increased him.
Jer 44:1 Jeremiją pasiekė žodis, skirtas visiems judėjams, gyvenantiems Egipto žemėje ­ Migdole, Tachpanhese, Nofe ir Patroso krašte:
Jer 44:1 The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the Jews which dwell in the land of Egypt, which dwell at Migdol, and at Tahpanhes, and at Noph, and in the country of Pathros, saying,
Neh 12:17 Abijos kilties ­ Zichris, Minjamino kilties ­ ..., Moadijos kilties ­ Piltajas,
Ne 12:17 Of Abijah, Zichri; of Miniamin, of Moadiah, Piltai:
Apd 28:20 Dėl šios priežasties aš norėjau su jumis pasimatyti ir pasikalbėti. Juk aš nešioju šitą grandinę dėl Izraelio vilties! "
Ac 28:20 For this cause therefore have I called for you, to see you, and to speak with you: because that for the hope of Israel I am bound with this chain.
Joz 1:10 Tada Jozuė įsakė žmonių apskaitininkams:
Jos 1:10 Then Joshua commanded the officers of the people, saying,
Job 4:14 mane pagavo baimė ir šiurpulys, drebėjo visi mano kaulai.
Job 4:14 Fear came upon me, and trembling, which made all my bones to shake.
Pr 41:44 Be to, faraonas Juozapui sakė: "Aš esu faraonas, tačiau be tavo sutikimo niekas nepajudins nei rankos, nei kojos visame Egipto krašte. "
Ge 41:44 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I am Pharaoh, and without thee shall no man lift up his hand or foot in all the land of Egypt.
Iz 17:12 Ak, koks ūžesys nesuskaitomų tautų, jų šniokštimas tarsi marių mūša! Triukšmauja, ūžia tautos, kaip galingos bangos; toks ūžesys tautų!
Isa 17:12 Woe to the multitude of many people, which make a noise like the noise of the seas; and to the rushing of nations, that make a rushing like the rushing of mighty waters!
1Kar 11:7 Tada Saliamonas į rytus nuo Jeruzalės ant kalno pastatė aukštumų alką Kemošui, Moabo bjaurybei, ir Molechui, Amono bjaurybei.
1Ki 11:7 Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that is before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon.

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