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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 14:5 Tomas jam sako: "Viešpatie, mes nežinome, kur tu eini, tai kaipgi žinosime kelią? "
Jo 14:5 Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way?
Dan 4:6 Įsakiau sušaukti visus Babilono išminčius pas mane, kad jie man pasakytų, ką tas sapnas reiškia.
Da 4:6 Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise men of Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream.
2Sam 14:33 Joabas nuėjo pas karalių ir jam pranešė. Karalius pasišaukė Abšalomą. Atėjo jis pas karalių ir puolė kniūbsčias veidu ant žemės prieš karalių. Karalius Abšalomą pabučiavo.
2Sa 14:33 So Joab came to the king, and told him: and when he had called for Absalom, he came to the king, and bowed himself on his face to the ground before the king: and the king kissed Absalom.
1Kar 18:11 O dabar sakai: ‘Eik ir pasakyk savo valdovui, kad Elijas čia. ’
1Ki 18:11 And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here.
1Sam 4:12 Vienas vyras iš Benjamino giminės, pabėgęs iš kovos rikiuotės, tą pačią dieną pasiekė Šiloją. Jo drabužiai buvo suplėšyti, galva aptaškyta purvu.
1Sa 4:12 And there ran a man of Benjamin out of the army, and came to Shiloh the same day with his clothes rent, and with earth upon his head.
Iz 14:32 O kokį atsakymą gaus tos tautos pasiuntiniai? "Sionas ­ Viešpaties įkurtas, jame randa prieglobstį jo tautos varguoliai. "
Isa 14:32 What shall one then answer the messengers of the nation? That the LORD hath founded Zion, and the poor of his people shall trust in it.
Ef 1:5 palankios savo valios nutarimu, jis iš anksto paskyrė mus per Jėzų Kristųtapti jam įsūniais
Ep 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
Ezd 6:1 Todėl karaliaus Darijaus įsakymu buvo atlikta paieška saugyklose, kurios buvo įrengtos Babilono ižduose,
Ezr 6:1 Then Darius the king made a decree, and search was made in the house of the rolls, where the treasures were laid up in Babylon.
2Kar 10:26 išnešę Baalo šventyklos šventąjį stulpą, sudegino jį.
2Ki 10:26 And they brought forth the images out of the house of Baal, and burned them.
Ez 40:24 Tuomet jis pavedėjo mane pietų link; žiūriu, ten vartai į pietų pusę. Jis išmatavo jų stulpus ir prieangį, ir jie buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti.
Eze 40:24 After that he brought me toward the south, and behold a gate toward the south: and he measured the posts thereof and the arches thereof according to these measures.
Jer 25:10 Nutildysiu visus jų džiaugsmo ir linksmybės garsus, jaunikio ir nuotakos balsus, girnų ūžesį, užgesinsiu visus žibintus.
Jer 25:10 Moreover I will take from them the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride, the sound of the millstones, and the light of the candle.
Rd 5:3 Mes tapome našlaičiais, esame betėviai, mūsų motinos tarsi našlės.
La 5:3 We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers are as widows.
Ps 67:4 Žmonės džiūgaus ir krykštaus iš džiaugsmo, nes tu valdai tautas teisingai; žemėje tu vesi žmones. Sela.
Ps 67:4 O let the nations be glad and sing for joy: for thou shalt judge the people righteously, and govern the nations upon earth. Selah.
Rom 11:9 Ir Dovydas sako: Jų vaišių stalas tepavirsta spąstais, žabangais, suklupimo pinklėmis ir atpildu.
Ro 11:9 And David saith, Let their table be made a snare, and a trap, and a stumblingblock, and a recompence unto them:
Ez 22:20 Kaip surenkamas sidabras, žalvaris, geležis, švinas ir alavas į lydyklą ir pučiama ugnis, kad jie būtų ištirpdyti, taip surinksiu jus dėl savo pykčio ir įniršio, įmesiu jus ir ištirpdysiu.
Eze 22:20 As they gather silver, and brass, and iron, and lead, and tin, into the midst of the furnace, to blow the fire upon it, to melt it; so will I gather you in mine anger and in my fury, and I will leave you there, and melt you.
Iš 36:29 Žemai jos buvo palaidos, bet viršuje sujungtos ties pirmąja sąvarža. Taip jas padarė abiejuose kampuose.
Ex 36:29 And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners.
1Krn 8:9 Iš žmonos Hodešos jam gimė sūnūs: Jobabas, Cibija, Meša, Malkamas,
1Ch 8:9 And he begat of Hodesh his wife, Jobab, and Zibia, and Mesha, and Malcham,
Kun 18:19 Nesueisi su moterimi atidengti jos nuogumo mėnesinių nešvarumo metu.
Le 18:19 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.
Gal 3:26 Juk jūs visi tikėjimu esate Dievo vaikai Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ga 3:26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Įst 29:23 Visa jo žemė išdeginta siera ir druska, neapsėta, niekas neauga, nedygsta jokia žolė, sunaikinta kaip Sodoma ir Gomora, Adma ir Ceboimai, kuriuos Viešpats sunaikino savo pykčio įniršyje.
De 29:23 And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:

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