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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kor 5:5 Dievas mus tam ruošia, suteikdamas Dvasią kaip laidą.
2C 5:5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit.
1Krn 6:76 iš Naftalio giminės: Kedešas Galilėjoje su ganyklomis, Hamonas su ganyklomis ir Kirjataimai su ganyklomis.
1Ch 6:76 And out of the tribe of Naphtali; Kedesh in Galilee with her suburbs, and Hammon with her suburbs, and Kirjathaim with her suburbs.
Iz 66:21 Kai kuriuos iš jų padarysiu kunigais ir levitais, " ­ sako Viešpats.
Isa 66:21 And I will also take of them for priests and for Levites, saith the LORD.
Pr 41:8 Rytą jo dvasia buvo apimta nerimo. Jis įsakė sušaukti visus Egipto žynius ir išminčius. Faraonas papasakojo jiems savo sapnus, bet nebuvo kas juos faraonui išaiškintų.
Ge 41:8 And it came to pass in the morning that his spirit was troubled; and he sent and called for all the magicians of Egypt, and all the wise men thereof: and Pharaoh told them his dream; but there was none that could interpret them unto Pharaoh.
Ts 14:17 Bet ji verkšleno jam ant peties visas septynias jų vestuvių vaišių dienas. Galop septintą dieną jis pasakė, nes ji jau labai įkyrėjo. Tada ji persakė mįslės įminimą savo žmonėms.
Judg 14:17 And she wept before him the seven days, while their feast lasted: and it came to pass on the seventh day, that he told her, because she lay sore upon him: and she told the riddle to the children of her people.
Pat 29:13 Vargšas ir jo engėjas turi ryšį: jų abiejų akims Viešpats duoda šviesos.
Pr 29:13 The poor and the deceitful man meet together: the LORD lighteneth both their eyes.
1Kor 1:25 Dievo kvailybė išmintingesnė už žmones, ir Dievo silpnybė galingesnė už žmones.
1C 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
Dan 7:15 Aš, Danielius, jaučiau, kad mano dvasia verčia mane nerimauti, o galvon ateinantys regėjimai kėlė siaubą.
Da 7:15 I Daniel was grieved in my spirit in the midst of my body, and the visions of my head troubled me.
1Kor 16:4 Jei pasirodytų reikalinga ir man keliauti, tai jie vyks kartu su manimi.
1C 16:4 And if it be meet that I go also, they shall go with me.
Ez 17:8 jis buvo persodintas į gerą dirvąprie gausių vandenų, kad skleistų šakas, neštų vaisiųir užaugtų puikus vynmedis. ’
Eze 17:8 It was planted in a good soil by great waters, that it might bring forth branches, and that it might bear fruit, that it might be a goodly vine.
Mt 5:14 Jūs ­ pasaulio šviesa. Neįmanoma nuslėpti miesto, kuris pastatytas ant kalno.
Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
Mk 14:65 Kai kurie ėmė į jį spjaudyti, dangstė jam veidą, mušė kumščiais ir reikalavo: "Pranašauk! " O tarnai daužė jį per veidą.
Mar 14:65 And some began to spit on him, and to cover his face, and to buffet him, and to say unto him, Prophesy: and the servants did strike him with the palms of their hands.
Mt 19:19 gerbk savo tėvą ir motiną; mylėk savo artimą kaip save patį. "
Mat 19:19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Fil 2:19 Aš turiu Viešpatyje Jėzuje viltį netrukus pasiųsti pas jus Timotiejų, kad būčiau ramus, sužinojęs, kaip jums sekasi.
Phil 2:19 But I trust in the Lord Jesus to send Timotheus shortly unto you, that I also may be of good comfort, when I know your state.
Iz 53:6 Visi mes pakrikome lyg avys, kiekvienas eidamas savo keliu, o Viešpats užkrovė jam mūsų visų kaltę.
Isa 53:6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.
Jn 8:57 Tada žydai jam sakė: "Dar neturi nė penkiasdešimt metų ir esi regėjęs Abraomą? "
Jo 8:57 Then said the Jews unto him, Thou art not yet fifty years old, and hast thou seen Abraham?
Rom 9:15 Jis Mozei sako: Aš pasigailėsiu to, kurio norėsiu pasigailėti, ir būsiu gailestingas tam, kuriam norėsiu gailestingas būti.
Ro 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
1Kar 19:19 Iš ten iškeliavęs, Elijas rado Šafato sūnų Eliziejų beariantį. Buvo ariama dvylika jungų jaučių, o jis buvo su dvyliktuoju. Eidamas pro šalį, Elijas užmetė jam savo skraistę.
1Ki 19:19 So he departed thence, and found Elisha the son of Shaphat, who was plowing with twelve yoke of oxen before him, and he with the twelfth: and Elijah passed by him, and cast his mantle upon him.
Iz 28:17 Teisingumas ­ mano svambalas, teisumas ­ mano gulsčiukas. Nušluos ledų kruša melo prieglaudą, išplaus vandenys slėptuvę. "
Isa 28:17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.
Ezd 10:5 Tad Ezra atsistojo ir prisaikdino didžiūnus, kunigus, levitus ir visą Izraelį, kad jie elgsis, kaip buvo kalbėta. Jie prisiekė.
Ezr 10:5 Then arose Ezra, and made the chief priests, the Levites, and all Israel, to swear that they should do according to this word. And they sware.

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