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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apr 19:21 Visus kitus išžudė raitelis kalaviju, einančiu iš burnos. Ir visi paukščiai prisilesė jų lavonų.
Re 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Sk 13:20 Ar žemė derlinga, ar skurdi, ar yra joje medžių, ar ne? Būkite drąsūs ir parneškite šį tą iš krašto vaisių. " Tuomet buvo ankstyvųjų vynuogių metas.
Nu 13:20 And what the land is, whether it be fat or lean, whether there be wood therein, or not. And be ye of good courage, and bring of the fruit of the land. Now the time was the time of the firstripe grapes.
Pat 13:22 Geras žmogus palieka paveldą savo vaikaičiams, o nusidėjėlio turtas skiriamas teisiajam.
Pr 13:22 A good man leaveth an inheritance to his children's children: and the wealth of the sinner is laid up for the just.
1Jn 5:12 Kas turi Sūnų, tas turi gyvenimą. Kas neturi Dievo Sūnaus, tas neturi gyvenimo.
1J 5:12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
Ez 20:28 Atvedžiau juos į kraštą, kurį jiems duoti buvau iškilmingai prisiekęs, o jie, kur tik matė aukštą kalvą ar lapuotą medį, ten skerdė savo aukas, ten aukojo savo atnašas, kurios kėlė man pyktį; iš ten siuntė savo malonaus kvapo atnašas, ten liejo savo liejamąsias aukas.
Eze 20:28 For when I had brought them into the land, for the which I lifted up mine hand to give it to them, then they saw every high hill, and all the thick trees, and they offered there their sacrifices, and there they presented the provocation of their offering: there also they made their sweet savour, and poured out there their drink offerings.
Rut 3:11 Tad dabar, mano dukterie, nesibaimink! Visa, ką sakai, padarysiu, nes visa miesto taryba žino, kad esi kilni moteris.
Ru 3:11 And now, my daughter, fear not; I will do to thee all that thou requirest: for all the city of my people doth know that thou art a virtuous woman.
Mk 4:4 Jam besėjant, dalis grūdų nukrito palei kelią, ir atskridę paukščiai juos sulesė.
Mar 4:4 And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.
Sk 13:6 iš Judo giminės ­ Jefunės sūnus Kalebas,
Nu 13:6 Of the tribe of Judah, Caleb the son of Jephunneh.
1Kar 6:15 Iš vidaus Namų sienas jis apmušė kedro lentomis. Namų vidaus sienas nuo aslos iki lubų jis padengė medžiu. Jis išgrindė ir Namų aslą kipariso lentomis.
1Ki 6:15 And he built the walls of the house within with boards of cedar, both the floor of the house, and the walls of the ceiling: and he covered them on the inside with wood, and covered the floor of the house with planks of fir.
1Sam 25:26 Tad dabar, mano viešpatie, kaip gyvas Viešpats ir kaip tu gyvas, kadangi Viešpats sulaikė tave nuo kraujo kaltės ir nuo keršto tavo paties ranka, tegu tavo priešai ir ieškantys pikta mano viešpačiui tampa kaip Nabalas.
1Sa 25:26 Now therefore, my lord, as the LORD liveth, and as thy soul liveth, seeing the LORD hath withholden thee from coming to shed blood, and from avenging thyself with thine own hand, now let thine enemies, and they that seek evil to my lord, be as Nabal.
1Kar 22:40 Ahabas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ahazijas.
1Ki 22:40 So Ahab slept with his fathers; and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead.
Ps 119:86 Visi tavo įsakymai man galioja; be priežasties esu persekiojamas, tad padėk man!
Ps 119:86 All thy commandments are faithful: they persecute me wrongfully; help thou me.
Joz 6:2 Viešpats tarė Jozuei: "Žiūrėk, atiduosiu į tavo rankas Jerichą, jo karalių ir užgrūdintus vyrus.
Jos 6:2 And the LORD said unto Joshua, See, I have given into thine hand Jericho, and the king thereof, and the mighty men of valour.
Apd 2:2 Staiga iš dangaus pasigirdo ūžesys, tarsi pūstų smarkus vėjas. Jis pripildė visą namą, kur jie sėdėjo.
Ac 2:2 And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
Fil 2:22 O apie jį žinote, kad jis tinkamas, nes Evangelijos labui jis su manimi tarnavo kaip sūnus su tėvu.
Phil 2:22 But ye know the proof of him, that, as a son with the father, he hath served with me in the gospel.
Ez 37:7 Pranašavau, kaip man buvo liepta, ir, man bepranašaujant, staiga pasigirdo triukšmas ir barškėjimas: kaulai rinkosi kaulas prie savo kaulo.
Eze 37:7 So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone.
Mch 5:3 Todėl jis paliks juos iki laiko, kai laukiančioji kūdikio bus pagimdžiusi; tuomet jo giminių likučiai sugrįšpas Izraelio vaikus.
Mic 5:3 Therefore will he give them up, until the time that she which travaileth hath brought forth: then the remnant of his brethren shall return unto the children of Israel.
Ez 36:24 Atimsiu jus iš tautų, surinksiu iš visų kraštų ir parvesiu į jūsų žemę.
Eze 36:24 For I will take you from among the heathen, and gather you out of all countries, and will bring you into your own land.
Ps 57:9 Tautose dėkosiu tau, Viešpatie, giedosiu tau šlovės giesmę tarp pagonių.
Ps 57:9 I will praise thee, O Lord, among the people: I will sing unto thee among the nations.
Dan 7:10 Ugnies upė liejosiir tekėjo priešais jį. Tūkstančių tūkstančiai jam tarnavoir miriadų miriadai stovėjo priešais jį. Teismas sėdo posėdžiauti, ir buvo atskleistos knygos.
Da 7:10 A fiery stream issued and came forth from before him: thousand thousands ministered unto him, and ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him: the judgment was set, and the books were opened.

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