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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mch 1:9 Jos žaizda neužgydoma, nes apėmė Judą, pasiekė net mano tautos vartus, pačią Jeruzalę.
Mic 1:9 For her wound is incurable; for it is come unto Judah; he is come unto the gate of my people, even to Jerusalem.
Mk 15:29 Praeiviai užgauliojo Jėzų, kraipydami galvas ir sakydami: "Še tau, kuris sugriauni šventovę ir per tris dienas ją atstatai.
Mar 15:29 And they that passed by railed on him, wagging their heads, and saying, Ah, thou that destroyest the temple, and buildest it in three days,
Ps 72:14 atpirks jų gyvastį iš priespaudos ir smurto; jo akyse brangus jų kraujas.
Ps 72:14 He shall redeem their soul from deceit and violence: and precious shall their blood be in his sight.
Pat 1:6 supras patarles ir palyginimus, išminčių posakius ir mįsles.
Pr 1:6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.
Pat 21:11 Kai pašaipūnas nubaudžiamas, neišmanėlis pasimoko; kai protingas žmogus pamokomas, jis įgyja įžvalgos.
Pr 21:11 When the scorner is punished, the simple is made wise: and when the wise is instructed, he receiveth knowledge.
Rut 4:18 Štai Pereco palikuonys: Perecui gimė Hecronas,
Ru 4:18 Now these are the generations of Pharez: Pharez begat Hezron,
Ps 80:19 O Viešpatie, Galybių Dieve, pastatyk mus vėl ant kojų! Tešviečia mums tavo veidas, ir mes būsime išgelbėti!
Ps 80:19 Turn us again, O LORD God of hosts, cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved.
Lk 22:55 Kiemo viduryje žmonės susikūrė ugnį ir susėdo ratu. Petras atsisėdo kartu.
Lu 22:55 And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them.
Ezd 8:9 iš Joabo palikuonių ­ Jehielio sūnus Abdija ir su juo du šimtai aštuoniolika vyrų;
Ezr 8:9 Of the sons of Joab; Obadiah the son of Jehiel, and with him two hundred and eighteen males.
1Kar 16:13 už visas Bašos nuodėmes ir už jo sūnaus Elos nuodėmes, kuriomis jie patys buvo nusidėję ir įtraukę Izraelį į nuodėmę, pykdydami Viešpatį, Izraelio Dievą, savo stabais.
1Ki 16:13 For all the sins of Baasha, and the sins of Elah his son, by which they sinned, and by which they made Israel to sin, in provoking the LORD God of Israel to anger with their vanities.
1Krn 9:29 Kiti buvo paskirti rūpintis baldais, visais šventaisiais reikmenimis ir geriausiais miltais, vynu, smilkalais bei kvepalais.
1Ch 9:29 Some of them also were appointed to oversee the vessels, and all the instruments of the sanctuary, and the fine flour, and the wine, and the oil, and the frankincense, and the spices.
1Krn 6:40 sūnaus Mykolo, sūnaus Baasėjos, sūnaus Malkijos,
1Ch 6:40 The son of Michael, the son of Baaseiah, the son of Malchiah,
Ps 103:4 Jis atperka tavo gyvastį iš kapoir apgaubia tave meile ir gailestingumu,
Ps 103:4 Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies;
Am 5:20 Argi Viešpaties diena nebus tamsybė, o ne šviesa, tamsi naktis be jokios prošvaistės?
Am 5:20 Shall not the day of the LORD be darkness, and not light? even very dark, and no brightness in it?
Iš 15:18 Viešpats karaliaus per amžių amžius. "
Ex 15:18 The LORD shall reign for ever and ever.
Jl 3:20
Joe 3:20 But Judah shall dwell for ever, and Jerusalem from generation to generation.
Ps 145:14 ס Viešpats prilaiko kiekvieną, kas klumpa, ir pakelia visus gyvenimo palaužtus.
Ps 145:14 The LORD upholdeth all that fall, and raiseth up all those that be bowed down.
1Kar 20:4 Izraelio karalius jam atsakė: "Mano viešpatie karaliau, taip yra, kaip tu pasakei! Aš ir visa, ką turiu, yra tavo. "
1Ki 20:4 And the king of Israel answered and said, My lord, O king, according to thy saying, I am thine, and all that I have.
Ag 1:1 Antrų karaliaus Darijaus metų šešto mėnesio pirmą dieną Viešpaties žodis per pranašą Agėją pasiekė Judo valdytoją Šaltielio sūnų Zerubabelį ir vyriausiąjį kunigą Jehocadako sūnų Jozuę:
Hag 1:1 In the second year of Darius the king, in the sixth month, in the first day of the month, came the word of the LORD by Haggai the prophet unto Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest, saying,
Iš 23:15 Švęsi Neraugintosios duonos šventę. Kaip įsakiau, valgysi neraugintą duoną septynias dienas abibo mėnesį paskirtu laiku, nes tada tu išėjai iš Egipto. Nė vienas nepasirodys mano akivaizdoje tuščiomis rankomis.
Ex 23:15 Thou shalt keep the feast of unleavened bread: (thou shalt eat unleavened bread seven days, as I commanded thee, in the time appointed of the month Abib; for in it thou camest out from Egypt: and none shall appear before me empty:)

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