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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 21:18 Po to Viešpats ištiko jį nepagydoma vidurių liga.
2Ch 21:18 And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.
Pat 13:1 Išmintingas vaikas brangina tėvo pamokymą, o pašaipūnas nesiklauso, kai būna baramas.
Pr 13:1 A wise son heareth his father's instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke.
1Kor 10:19 Ką gi sakau? Ar kad stabams paaukota mėsa šį tą reiškia? ar kad ir stabas yra šis tas?
1C 10:19 What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing?
Apr 8:8 Sutrimitavo antrasis angelas. Ir tartum didžiulis kalnas, liepsnojantis ugnimi, buvo sviestas į jūrą. Trečdalis jūros pavirto krauju,
Re 8:8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
1Jn 4:15 Kas išpažįsta, jog Jėzus yra Dievo Sūnus, Dievas tame ir tas Dieve pasilieka.
1J 4:15 Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God.
Ts 11:33 Visiškai juos sutriuškino ­ nuo Aroero iki Minito apylinkių, ­ dvidešimt miestų iki pat Abel Keramimų. Taip Amonas tapo pavaldus izraelitams.
Judg 11:33 And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel.
Pat 29:15 Rykštė ir pabarimas duoda išminties, o vaikas, paliktas sau, yra motinos gėda.
Pr 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Mk 4:11 Jis atsakė: "Jums atiduotas Dievo karalystės slėpinys, o svetimiesiems viskas sakoma palyginimais,
Mar 4:11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:
Joz 15:62 Nibšanas, Ir Melachas ir En Gedis ­ šeši miestai su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis;
Jos 15:62 And Nibshan, and the city of Salt, and Engedi; six cities with their villages.
Pr 6:11 Betgi Dievo akyse žemė buvo pagedusi ir pilna smurto.
Ge 6:11 The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.
Pr 5:29 Jis pavadino jį Nojumi, tardamas: "Iš tos pačios žemės, kurią Viešpats prakeikė, šis atneš mums atgaivos nuo mūsų darbų ir mūsų rankų triūso. "
Ge 5:29 And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed.
2Tim 2:16 Venk nerimtų tauškalių. Jie vis giliau bris į bedievystę,
2Ti 2:16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
Lk 10:6 Ir jei ten gyvens ramybės sūnus, jūsų ramybė nužengs ant jo, o jei ne, sugrįš pas jus.
Lu 10:6 And if the son of peace be there, your peace shall rest upon it: if not, it shall turn to you again.
Joz 24:13 Daviau jums žemę, kurios neįdirbote, ir miestus, kurių nestatėte; juose esate įsikūrę. Valgote vaisius vynuogynų ir alyvmedžių sodų, kurių patys nesodinote. ’
Jos 24:13 And I have given you a land for which ye did not labour, and cities which ye built not, and ye dwell in them; of the vineyards and oliveyards which ye planted not do ye eat.
Jer 42:18 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Kaip buvo išlietas mano įniršis ir pyktis ant Jeruzalės gyventojų, taip bus išlietas mano pyktis ant jūsų, kai ateisite į Egiptą. Būsite prakeiksmo ir siaubo reginiu, keiksmažodžiu ir pajuoka! Šios vietos niekada nebematysite! ’
Jer 42:18 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; As mine anger and my fury hath been poured forth upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem; so shall my fury be poured forth upon you, when ye shall enter into Egypt: and ye shall be an execration, and an astonishment, and a curse, and a reproach; and ye shall see this place no more.
Įst 13:8 nesutik su tokiu ir neklausyk jo. Jam nei gailesčio, nei užuojautos neparodyk ir jo kaltės nenuslėpk.
De 13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
1Kor 15:31 Prisiekiu savo pasididžiavimu ­ jumis, broliai, mūsų Viešpatyje Kristuje Jėzuje, jog aš kasdien mirštu!
1C 15:31 I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our Lord, I die daily.
1Sam 18:26 Dvariškiams pakartojus Dovydui šiuos žodžius, Dovydas buvo patenkintas galimybe tapti karaliaus žentu. Prieš baigiantis nustatytam laikui,
1Sa 18:26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
Iz 54:3 Tu plėsiesi į dešinę ir į kairę, tavo palikuonys užvaldys tautasir įsikurs apleistuose miestuose.
Isa 54:3 For thou shalt break forth on the right hand and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit the Gentiles, and make the desolate cities to be inhabited.
Pr 10:17 hivai, arkai, sinai,
Ge 10:17 And the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite,

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