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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 14:41 "O Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, ­ tarė Saulius, ­ kodėl šiandien neatsakei savo tarnui? Jei kaltas esu aš ar mano sūnus Jehonatanas, o Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, atsakyk Urimais. Bet jei ši kaltė yra tavo tautoje Izraelyje, atsakyk Tumimais. " Burtais buvo nurodyti Jonatanas ir Saulius.
1Sa 14:41 Therefore Saul said unto the LORD God of Israel, Give a perfect lot. And Saul and Jonathan were taken: but the people escaped.
Mk 10:28 Tada Petras sakė jam: "Štai mes viską palikome ir sekėme paskui tave. "
Mar 10:28 Then Peter began to say unto him, Lo, we have left all, and have followed thee.
1Sam 1:5 bet Onai duodavo dvigubą dalį, nes Oną mylėjo, nors Viešpats ir buvo padaręs ją bevaisę.
1Sa 1:5 But unto Hannah he gave a worthy portion; for he loved Hannah: but the LORD had shut up her womb.
Apd 5:27 Taigi, atsivedę apaštalus, jie pastatė juos prieš teismo tarybą. Vyriausiasis kunigas metė jiems kaltinimą:
Ac 5:27 And when they had brought them, they set them before the council: and the high priest asked them,
Neh 1:7 Sunkiai įžeidėme tave, nesilaikydami tavo įsakymų, įstatų ir įsakų, kuriuos tu įsakei savo tarnui Mozei.
Ne 1:7 We have dealt very corruptly against thee, and have not kept the commandments, nor the statutes, nor the judgments, which thou commandedst thy servant Moses.
Ez 11:9 Išvarysiu jus iš miesto, atiduosiu svetimiesiems į rankas ir įvykdysiu jums teismo nuosprendžius.
Eze 11:9 And I will bring you out of the midst thereof, and deliver you into the hands of strangers, and will execute judgments among you.
2Krn 20:7 Argi ne tu, mūsų Dieve, išvarei šio krašto gyventojus savo tautos Izraelio akivaizdoje ir atidavei jį amžinai savo bičiulio Abraomo palikuonims?
2Ch 20:7 Art not thou our God, who didst drive out the inhabitants of this land before thy people Israel, and gavest it to the seed of Abraham thy friend for ever?
2Sam 22:39 Sunaikinau juos, taip parbloškiau, kad jie daugiau nebepakilo; jie krito man po kojų.
2Sa 22:39 And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet.
Iz 3:13 Viešpats pakyla vesti bylos, stojasi teisti savo tautos.
Isa 3:13 The LORD standeth up to plead, and standeth to judge the people.
Ps 59:5 Viešpatie, Galybių Dieve, tu Izraelio Dievas. Pakilk pašaukti atsiskaityti visas tautas, nepasigailėk nė vieno iš pasalūnų. Sela.
Ps 59:5 Thou therefore, O LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel, awake to visit all the heathen: be not merciful to any wicked transgressors. Selah.
Kun 23:26 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 23:26 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Dan 9:14 O Viešpats budėjo su šia nelaime, prieš siųsdamas ją mums. Iš tikro Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, teisus dėl visko, ką padarė, nes mes neklausėme jo balso.
Da 9:14 Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.
1Tes 5:7 Mat kas miega, miega naktį, ir kas pasigeria, pasigeria naktį.
1Th 5:7 For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.
Rom 11:16 Jei pirmkepė duona šventa , tai šventa ir tešla. Jei šaknis šventa, tai ir šakos.
Ro 11:16 For if the firstfruit be holy, the lump is also holy: and if the root be holy, so are the branches.
1Sam 17:27 Kariai atsakė jam tais pačiais žodžiais: "Taip bus atlyginta vyrui, kuris jį užmuštų. "
1Sa 17:27 And the people answered him after this manner, saying, So shall it be done to the man that killeth him.
Job 1:14 atbėgo pas Jobą pasiuntinys. "Jaučiai arė, o asilės ganėsi šalia jų ganykloje, ­ tarė jis. ­
Job 1:14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
Joz 12:23 Doro Nafat Dore karalius ­ vienas, Goimų Galilėjoje karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:23 The king of Dor in the coast of Dor, one; the king of the nations of Gilgal, one;
Jer 34:18 Su vyrais, sulaužiusiais mano Sandorą ir nesilaikiusiais mano akivaizdoje sudarytos sutarties įpareigojimų, pasielgsiu kaip su veršiu, kurį jie perskrodė pusiau ir praėjo tarp abiejų pusių .
Jer 34:18 And I will give the men that have transgressed my covenant, which have not performed the words of the covenant which they had made before me, when they cut the calf in twain, and passed between the parts thereof,
Įst 24:17 Nepažeisi ateivio ar našlaičio teisių; neimsi iš našlės drabužio užstatu.
De 24:17 Thou shalt not pervert the judgment of the stranger, nor of the fatherless; nor take a widow's raiment to pledge:
Job 20:21 Kadangi niekas neišvengė jo gobšumo, jo laimė neišsilaikys.
Job 20:21 There shall none of his meat be left; therefore shall no man look for his goods.

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