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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 21:16 Iš ten jie keliavo Beero link, tai yra prie to šulinio, apie kurį Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei: "Sušauk žmones, duosiu aš jiems vandens. "
Nu 21:16 And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
Pr 8:4 kad septinto mėnesio septynioliktą dieną laivas sustojo Ararato kalnuose.
Ge 8:4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.
Sk 13:31 Tada vyrai, kurie buvo ėję su juo, sakė: "Mes nepajėgsime tų žmonių pulti, nes jie už mus stipresni. "
Nu 13:31 But the men that went up with him said, We be not able to go up against the people; for they are stronger than we.
1Kor 9:26 Todėl aš bėgu neklaidžiodamas ir grumiuosi ne kaip į orą smūgiuodamas,
1C 9:26 I therefore so run, not as uncertainly; so fight I, not as one that beateth the air:
Pr 50:7 Taigi Juozapas iškeliavo savo tėvo laidoti. Drauge su juo keliavo visi faraono pareigūnai ­ jo dvaro seniūnai ir Egipto krašto didžiūnai,
Ge 50:7 And Joseph went up to bury his father: and with him went up all the servants of Pharaoh, the elders of his house, and all the elders of the land of Egypt,
Iš 27:11 Panašiai ir išilgai šiaurės pakraščio turi būti šimto uolekčių ilgio uždangos su dvidešimt stulpų ir dvidešimt pastovų iš vario, o stulpų kabliai ir jų sankabos iš sidabro.
Ex 27:11 And likewise for the north side in length there shall be hangings of an hundred cubits long, and his twenty pillars and their twenty sockets of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver.
Jer 26:17 Dabar pakilo keletas krašto seniūnų ir kreipėsi į visą susirinkusią minią, sakydami:
Jer 26:17 Then rose up certain of the elders of the land, and spake to all the assembly of the people, saying,
Rom 1:22 Girdamiesi esą išmintingi, tapo kvaili
Ro 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
1Kar 1:41 Išgirdę tą triukšmą, Adonijas ir visi jo svečiai jau buvo baigę vaišintis. Girdėdamas rago gaudesį, Joabas tarė: "Kodėl ūžauja miestas? "
1Ki 1:41 And Adonijah and all the guests that were with him heard it as they had made an end of eating. And when Joab heard the sound of the trumpet, he said, Wherefore is this noise of the city being in an uproar?
1Sam 14:18 Saulius tarė Ahijai: "Atnešk čia Dievo Skrynią", nes Dievo Skrynia tuomet būdavo su izraelitais.
1Sa 14:18 And Saul said unto Ahiah, Bring hither the ark of God. For the ark of God was at that time with the children of Israel.
Mk 16:20 O jie iškeliavę visur skelbė žodį, Viešpačiui drauge veikiant ir jų žodžius patvirtinant ženklais, kurie juos lydėjo.
Mar 16:20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen.
Ez 37:28 Tuomet tautos žinos, kad aš, Viešpats, pašventinu Izraelį, ir mano šventykla bus tarp jų per amžius. ’"
Eze 37:28 And the heathen shall know that I the LORD do sanctify Israel, when my sanctuary shall be in the midst of them for evermore.
Kol 4:4 kad sugebėčiau jį atskleisti taip, kaip privalau jį išsakyti.
Co 4:4 That I may make it manifest, as I ought to speak.
Apd 3:3 Pastebėjęs beįeinančius į šventyklą Petrą ir Joną, jis paprašė išmaldos.
Ac 3:3 Who seeing Peter and John about to go into the temple asked an alms.
Gal 4:6 Taigi jūs esate įsūniai; Dievas atsiuntė į mūsų širdis savo Sūnaus Dvasią, kuri šaukia: "Aba, Tėve!"
Ga 4:6 And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father.
Jer 38:15 Jeremijas Zedekijui atsakė: "Jei tau pasakyčiau, įsakytum nubausti mane mirtimi, ar ne? Jei tau duočiau patarimą, vis vien manęs neklausytum? "
Jer 38:15 Then Jeremiah said unto Zedekiah, If I declare it unto thee, wilt thou not surely put me to death? and if I give thee counsel, wilt thou not hearken unto me?
Ps 90:11 Kas gali perprasti tavo įniršio jėgą? Tavo pyktis prilygsta tavo pagarbiai baimei.
Ps 90:11 Who knoweth the power of thine anger? even according to thy fear, so is thy wrath.
Žyd 9:17 Testamentas įgyja galią, mirus jo sudarytojui, o prie jo gyvos galvos testamentas negalioja.
He 9:17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.
Įst 2:30 Tačiau Hešbono karalius Sihonas nenorėjo leisti mums pereiti, nes Viešpats, tavo Dievas, buvo sukietinęs jo dvasią ir padaręs jo širdį atkaklią, kad atiduotų jį tau į rankas, ką jis jau ir yra padaręs.
De 2:30 But Sihon king of Heshbon would not let us pass by him: for the LORD thy God hardened his spirit, and made his heart obstinate, that he might deliver him into thy hand, as appeareth this day.
2Krn 6:22 Kai tik žmogus nusidės artimui ir turės duoti priesaiką, kai ateis ir prisieks prieš tavo aukurą šiuose Namuose,
2Ch 6:22 If a man sin against his neighbour, and an oath be laid upon him to make him swear, and the oath come before thine altar in this house;

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