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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 10:14 Todėl Tyrui ir Sidonui teisme bus lengviau negu jums.
Lu 10:14 But it shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the judgment, than for you.
Job 39:26 Argi iš tavęs išmoko sakalas skraidytiir išskleisti sparnus pietų link?
Job 39:26 Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
Iz 30:7 į Egiptą, kurio pagalba bevertė ir tuščia, todėl ir vadinu jį "sutramdytu Rahabu . "
Isa 30:7 For the Egyptians shall help in vain, and to no purpose: therefore have I cried concerning this, Their strength is to sit still.
Sof 3:6 Sunaikinau tautas, jų gynybos bokštai sugriauti. Kalaviju taip iššlaviau jų gatves, kad nebėra kam jomis vaikščioti. Jų miestai sunaikinti, be žmonių, be gyventojų.
Zep 3:6 I have cut off the nations: their towers are desolate; I made their streets waste, that none passeth by: their cities are destroyed, so that there is no man, that there is none inhabitant.
1Kar 7:22 Virš stulpų buvo lelijos pavidalo antgaliai. Taip stulpai buvo užbaigti.
1Ki 7:22 And upon the top of the pillars was lily work: so was the work of the pillars finished.
Iz 33:14 Nusidėjėliai dreba Sione, šiurpulys krečia bedievius: "Kas iš mūsų valiós ištverti pleškančią ugnį, kas iš mūsų atlaikys amžinas liepsnas? "
Isa 33:14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?
Ez 41:10 ir kiemo kambarių buvo dvidešimt uolekčių pločio aplink visą šventyklą.
Eze 41:10 And between the chambers was the wideness of twenty cubits round about the house on every side.
Sk 4:47 nuo trisdešimt metų ir vyresnius ligi penkiasdešimt metų, privalėjusius atlikti tarnybos ir gabenimo darbus, susijusius su Susitikimo Palapine,
Nu 4:47 From thirty years old and upward even unto fifty years old, every one that came to do the service of the ministry, and the service of the burden in the tabernacle of the congregation.
Iš 5:20 Išeidami iš faraono, jie susidūrė su Moze ir Aaronu, kurie stovėjo ir laukė jų.
Ex 5:20 And they met Moses and Aaron, who stood in the way, as they came forth from Pharaoh:
2Krn 15:12 Tada jie suėjo į sandorą ieškoti Viešpaties, savo protėvių Dievo, visa širdimi ir visa gyvastimi.
2Ch 15:12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
Mt 26:59 Tuo tarpu aukštieji kunigai ir visa teismo taryba ieškojo neteisingo parodymo prieš Jėzų, kad galėtų jį nuteisti mirti,
Mat 26:59 Now the chief priests, and elders, and all the council, sought false witness against Jesus, to put him to death;
Pr 45:22 Kiekvienam davė po naujus drabužius, o Benjaminui davė tris šimtus sidabrinių ir penkerius drabužius.
Ge 45:22 To all of them he gave each man changes of raiment; but to Benjamin he gave three hundred pieces of silver, and five changes of raiment.
Žyd 13:6 Todėl galime su pasitikėjimu tarti: Viešpats mano gelbėtojas ­ aš nebijosiu! Ką man gali padaryti žmogus? !
He 13:6 So that we may boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.
Apd 5:13 Niekas kitas neišdrįsdavo prie jų prisidėti. Žmonės juos labai gerbė.
Ac 5:13 And of the rest durst no man join himself to them: but the people magnified them.
Ez 4:1 Žmogau, imk plytą ir pasidėk ją priešais save. Nusibraižyk ant jos miestą ­ Jeruzalę.
Eze 4:1 Thou also, son of man, take thee a tile, and lay it before thee, and pourtray upon it the city, even Jerusalem:
2Kar 2:4 Elijas tarė jam: "Eliziejau, prašau likti čia, nes Viešpats pasiuntė mane į Jerichą. " Bet jis atsakė: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats ir kaip gyvas tu, nepaliksiu tavęs. " Jiedu nuėjo į Jerichą.
2Ki 2:4 And Elijah said unto him, Elisha, tarry here, I pray thee; for the LORD hath sent me to Jericho. And he said, As the LORD liveth, and as thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. So they came to Jericho.
Job 1:21 jis tarė: "Nuogas išėjau iš motinos įsčių, nuogas sugrįšiu ten ; Viešpats davė, Viešpats ir atėmė! Tebūna pašlovintas Viešpaties vardas!"
Job 1:21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
Neh 2:20 O aš jiems atsakiau: "Dangaus Dievas suteiks mums sėkmę, ir mes, jo tarnai, imsimės atstatymo, bet jūs neturite nei dalies, nei teisės, nei paminklo Jeruzalėje. "
Ne 2:20 Then answered I them, and said unto them, The God of heaven, he will prosper us; therefore we his servants will arise and build: but ye have no portion, nor right, nor memorial, in Jerusalem.
Ez 16:7 Auk kaip laukų augalas! ’ Tu užaugai, tapai didelė, subrendai tikra moterimi, jau buvo iškilusios tavo krūtys, suvešėję plaukai, tačiau vis dar buvai visiškai nuoga.
Eze 16:7 I have caused thee to multiply as the bud of the field, and thou hast increased and waxen great, and thou art come to excellent ornaments: thy breasts are fashioned, and thine hair is grown, whereas thou wast naked and bare.
Ts 18:19 O tie jam sakė: "Tylėk! Užčiaupk ranka burną, eik su mumis ir būk mums tėvas ir kunigas. Argi tau geriau būti kunigu vieno žmogaus namuose, negu būti giminės ir kilties kunigu Izraelyje? "
Judg 18:19 And they said unto him, Hold thy peace, lay thine hand upon thy mouth, and go with us, and be to us a father and a priest: is it better for thee to be a priest unto the house of one man, or that thou be a priest unto a tribe and a family in Israel?

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