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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 13:15 Nors jis ir gali mane užmušti, pasitikiu juo; prieš jį ginsiu savo kelius.
Job 13:15 Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him: but I will maintain mine own ways before him.
Įst 10:4 Tada jis parašė ant plokščių, kaip anksčiau buvo parašęs, tuos pačius žodžius ­ Dešimt Įsakymų, kuriuos Viešpats buvo paskelbęs jums iš ugnies ant kalno sueigos dieną, ir padavė jas man.
De 10:4 And he wrote on the tables, according to the first writing, the ten commandments, which the LORD spake unto you in the mount out of the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly: and the LORD gave them unto me.
Kun 4:11 O jaučio odą ir visą mėsą drauge su galva, kojomis, viduriais ir išmatomis ­
Le 4:11 And the skin of the bullock, and all his flesh, with his head, and with his legs, and his inwards, and his dung,
Kun 26:14 Bet jei manęs neklausysite ir visų šių mano įsakymų nevykdysite,
Le 26:14 But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
1Sam 17:51 Tada Dovydas pribėgo, atsistojo šalia ir, ištraukęs iš makštų jo kalaviją, užmušė. Nukirto juo galvą. Pamatę, kad jų kovotojas nebegyvas, filistinai ėmė bėgti.
1Sa 17:51 Therefore David ran, and stood upon the Philistine, and took his sword, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and slew him, and cut off his head therewith. And when the Philistines saw their champion was dead, they fled.
Jn 6:22 Minia, buvusi anoje pusėje, matė, kad ten tebuvo viena valtis ir kad Jėzus nebuvo įlipęs į valtį su mokiniais, o šie išplaukė vieni.
Jo 6:22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but that his disciples were gone away alone;
Sk 33:34 Iškeliavę iš Jotbatos, pasistatė stovyklą prie Abronos.
Nu 33:34 And they removed from Jotbathah, and encamped at Ebronah.
Apd 13:28 Nors nerado jame jokios mirties vertos kaltės, jie reikalavo iš Piloto, kad jis būtų nužudytas.
Ac 13:28 And though they found no cause of death in him, yet desired they Pilate that he should be slain.
2Kar 15:38 Jotamas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir buvo palaidotas su savo protėviais Dovydo, savo protėvio, mieste, o vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ahazas.
2Ki 15:38 And Jotham slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Ahaz his son reigned in his stead.
Mk 3:27 Niekas neįsiveržia į galiūno namus ir nepasiglemžia jo turto, pirmiau nesurišęs galiūno. Tik tada apiplėšia jo namus. "
Mar 3:27 No man can enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he will first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house.
Job 31:13 Jeigu būčiau atmetęs savo vergo ar vergės bylą, kai jie apskundė mane,
Job 31:13 If I did despise the cause of my manservant or of my maidservant, when they contended with me;
Mt 27:22 Pilotas paklausė: "Ką gi man daryti su Jėzumi, kuris vadinamas Mesiju? " Jie visi rėkė: "Ant kryžiaus jį! "
Mat 27:22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
Pat 1:25 kadangi paniekinote bet kokį mano patarimą, nepaisėte jokio mano įspėjimo,
Pr 1:25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Jn 9:29 Mes žinome, kad Mozei yra kalbėjęs Dievas, o iš kur šitas, mes nežinome. "
Jo 9:29 We know that God spake unto Moses: as for this fellow, we know not from whence he is.
Pat 25:21 Jei tavo priešas alkanas, pavalgydink jį duona; jei ištroškęs, pagirdyk vandeniu;
Pr 25:21 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
2Kar 13:14 Eliziejui susirgus mirtina liga, Izraelio karalius Jehoašas nuėjo jo aplankyti. "Mano tėve, mano tėve! Izraelio kovos vežimai ir raitija! " ­ kalbėjo verkdamas jo.
2Ki 13:14 Now Elisha was fallen sick of his sickness whereof he died. And Joash the king of Israel came down unto him, and wept over his face, and said, O my father, my father, the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof.
2Kar 22:16 ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Iš tikrųjų šiai vietai ir jos gyventojams atsiųsiu nelaimę pagal visus žodžius knygos, kurią Judo karalius perskaitė.
2Ki 22:16 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the words of the book which the king of Judah hath read:
Mt 5:19 Todėl, kas pažeistų bent vieną iš mažiausių paliepimų ir taip elgtis mokytų žmones, tas bus vadinamas mažiausiu dangaus karalystėje. O kas juos vykdys ir jų mokys, bus vadinamas didžiu dangaus karalystėje.
Mat 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
2Sam 2:6 Dabar teparodo jums Viešpats tikrą ištikimą meilę! Ir aš dosniai jums atlyginsiu, kad tai padarėte.
2Sa 2:6 And now the LORD shew kindness and truth unto you: and I also will requite you this kindness, because ye have done this thing.
Pr 42:10 "O ne, mūsų viešpatie! ­ sakė jie, ­ tavo tarnai iš tikrųjų atėjo maisto nusipirkti.
Ge 42:10 And they said unto him, Nay, my lord, but to buy food are thy servants come.

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