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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 114:5 Kas gi tau, jūra? Ko gi tu bėgi? Jordane, ko traukiesi atgal?
Ps 114:5 What ailed thee, O thou sea, that thou fleddest? thou Jordan, that thou wast driven back?
2Kar 19:26 Bejėgiai buvo jų gyventojai, išgąsčio ir gėdos apimtitarsi žõlės laukuose, kaip gležna žaluma, lyg žolė ant stogų pučiant rytų vėjui.
2Ki 19:26 Therefore their inhabitants were of small power, they were dismayed and confounded; they were as the grass of the field, and as the green herb, as the grass on the house tops, and as corn blasted before it be grown up.
Sk 31:12 jie atgabeno belaisvius, karo grobį ir laimikį pas Mozę, kunigą Eleazarą ir izraelitų bendriją į stovyklą Moabo lygumose prie Jordano netoli Jericho.
Nu 31:12 And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.
Ezd 2:10 Banio palikuonių šeši šimtai keturiasdešimt du,
Ezr 2:10 The children of Bani, six hundred forty and two.
2Sam 24:9 Joabas pranešė karaliui surašytų į sąrašą žmonių skaičių: Izraelyje buvo aštuoni šimtai tūkstančių karių, pasiruošusių pakelti kalaviją, o Judo vyrų skaičius buvo penki šimtai tūkstančių.
2Sa 24:9 And Joab gave up the sum of the number of the people unto the king: and there were in Israel eight hundred thousand valiant men that drew the sword; and the men of Judah were five hundred thousand men.
1Kar 6:22 Po to išklojo auksu visus Namus ir paauksavo net visą vidinės šventyklos aukurą. Taip visi Namai buvo užbaigti.
1Ki 6:22 And the whole house he overlaid with gold, until he had finished all the house: also the whole altar that was by the oracle he overlaid with gold.
Kun 2:11 Visos javų atnašos, kurias duodi Viešpačiui, turi būti neraugintos, nes nei raugo, nei medaus nepaversi dūmais kaip ugninės aukos Viešpačiui.
Le 2:11 No meat offering, which ye shall bring unto the LORD, shall be made with leaven: for ye shall burn no leaven, nor any honey, in any offering of the LORD made by fire.
Mk 9:41 Kas duos jums atsigerti taurę vandens dėl to, kad priklausote Mesijui, ­ iš tiesų sakau jums, ­ tas nepraras savo užmokesčio.
Mar 9:41 For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to Christ, verily I say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.
Joz 24:32 Juozapo kaulai, izraelitų parnešti iš Egipto, buvo palaidoti Sicheme, toje dalyje lauko, kurį Jokūbas buvo nupirkęs iš Sichemo tėvo Hamoro vaikų už šimtą sidabro kesitų. Jis buvo tapęs Juozapo palikuonių paveldu.
Jos 24:32 And the bones of Joseph, which the children of Israel brought up out of Egypt, buried they in Shechem, in a parcel of ground which Jacob bought of the sons of Hamor the father of Shechem for an hundred pieces of silver: and it became the inheritance of the children of Joseph.
Iz 10:26 Tada Galybių Viešpats kirs jiems botagu, kaip kirto Midjanui ties Orebo uola, ir išties savo lazdą viršum jūros, kaip padarė Egiptui.
Isa 10:26 And the LORD of hosts shall stir up a scourge for him according to the slaughter of Midian at the rock of Oreb: and as his rod was upon the sea, so shall he lift it up after the manner of Egypt.
Pr 25:31 "Pirmiau parduok man savo pirmagimystę", ­ atsakė Jokūbas.
Ge 25:31 And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy birthright.
1Sam 20:15 nenugręžk savo ištikimos meilės nuo mano namų niekada, net po to, kai Viešpats bus išnaikinęs visus Dovydo priešus žemėje. "
1Sa 20:15 But also thou shalt not cut off thy kindness from my house for ever: no, not when the LORD hath cut off the enemies of David every one from the face of the earth.
Apr 18:13 cinamono, amomo , kvepalų, miros, smilkalų, vyno, aliejaus, smulkiųjų miltų, kviečių, galvijų, avių, arklių, vežėčių, vergų ir žmonių sielų.
Re 18:13 And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
Ef 5:14 o kas padaryta regima, yra šviesa. Todėl sakoma: "Pabusk, kuris miegi, kelkis iš numirusių, ir apšvies tave Kristus. "
Ep 5:14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
Sk 3:12 "Štai iš izraelitų vietoj motinų įsčias atvėrusių pirmagimių aš paimu levitus. Levitai bus mano,
Nu 3:12 And I, behold, I have taken the Levites from among the children of Israel instead of all the firstborn that openeth the matrix among the children of Israel: therefore the Levites shall be mine;
Jer 32:32 už visas blogybes, kurias padarė, kad pykdytų mane, izraelitai ir judėjai ­ jie, jų karaliai, didžiūnai, kunigai, pranašai, Judo ir Jeruzalės gyventojai.
Jer 32:32 Because of all the evil of the children of Israel and of the children of Judah, which they have done to provoke me to anger, they, their kings, their princes, their priests, and their prophets, and the men of Judah, and the inhabitants of Jerusalem.
Job 30:2 Kokia nauda man iš jų rankų stiprumo? Jų jėgos išsekusios.
Job 30:2 Yea, whereto might the strength of their hands profit me, in whom old age was perished?
Lk 7:31 Su kuo aš galėčiau palyginti šios kartos žmones? Į ką jie panašūs?
Lu 7:31 And the Lord said, Whereunto then shall I liken the men of this generation? and to what are they like?
Ps 71:13 Težūva mano užpuolikai nusivylę; tesvilina panieka ir gėda tuos, kurie ieško mano pražūties!
Ps 71:13 Let them be confounded and consumed that are adversaries to my soul; let them be covered with reproach and dishonour that seek my hurt.
Ez 6:3 Sakyk: ’Izraelio kalnai, klausykitės Viešpaties DIEVO žodžio! ’ Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS kalnams ir kalvoms, dauboms ir slėniams: ‘Žiūrėkite! Aš atvesiu prieš jus kalaviją ir sunaikinsiu jūsų alkus.
Eze 6:3 And say, Ye mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD to the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys; Behold, I, even I, will bring a sword upon you, and I will destroy your high places.

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