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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 15:33 Nubarstys jis savo neprinokusias vynuogestarsi vynmedisir numes savo žiedustarsi alyvmedis.
Job 15:33 He shall shake off his unripe grape as the vine, and shall cast off his flower as the olive.
Joz 7:12 Užtat izraelitai nepajėgs priešintis, bet atsuks nugaras savo priešams, nes patys yra tapę daiktu, skirtu sunaikinti. Aš nebebūsiu daugiau su jumis, jei nesunaikinsite pas jus esančių sunaikinti skirtų daiktų.
Jos 7:12 Therefore the children of Israel could not stand before their enemies, but turned their backs before their enemies, because they were accursed: neither will I be with you any more, except ye destroy the accursed from among you.
Iš 32:29 Mozė tarė: "Šiandien jūs pašventėte save Viešpaties tarnybai, nes buvote kiekvienas prieš savo sūnų ar brolį, šiandien gavote sau palaiminimą. "
Ex 32:29 For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves today to the LORD, even every man upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may bestow upon you a blessing this day.
Ps 24:5 Jis gaus Viešpaties palaiminimą, teisų atlygį Dievo, savo Gelbėtojo.
Ps 24:5 He shall receive the blessing from the LORD, and righteousness from the God of his salvation.
1Kor 4:5 Tad neteiskite ko nors prieš laiką, iki ateis Viešpats, kuris nušvies, kas tamsoje paslėpta, ir atskleis širdžių sumanymus. Tuomet kiekvienam teks pagyrimas iš Dievo.
1C 4:5 Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.
Ts 11:15 tardamas: "Taip kalba Iftachas. Izraelis neatėmė nei Moabo krašto, nei Amono krašto.
Judg 11:15 And said unto him, Thus saith Jephthah, Israel took not away the land of Moab, nor the land of the children of Ammon:
1Kar 18:18 "Ne aš Izraelį varginau, ­ atsikirto Elijas, ­ bet tu ir tavo tėvo namai, nes atmetėte Viešpaties įsakymus ir ėjote paskui Baalą.
1Ki 18:18 And he answered, I have not troubled Israel; but thou, and thy father's house, in that ye have forsaken the commandments of the LORD, and thou hast followed Baalim.
1Krn 16:4 Be to, jis paskyrė iš levitų tarnus prie Skrynios, kad maldautų, dėkotų ir šlovintų Viešpatį, Izraelio Dievą:
1Ch 16:4 And he appointed certain of the Levites to minister before the ark of the LORD, and to record, and to thank and praise the LORD God of Israel:
Dan 4:12 Jo lapai buvo gražūs pažiūrėti, vaisiai gausūs, ir maisto jame buvo visiems. Po juo laukų žvėrys rado paunksmę, jo šakose krovėsi lizdus padangių paukščiai, iš jo maitinosi visi gyvūnai.
Da 4:12 The leaves thereof were fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it was meat for all: the beasts of the field had shadow under it, and the fowls of the heaven dwelt in the boughs thereof, and all flesh was fed of it.
2Sam 18:3 "Tu nežygiuosi į mūšį, ­ atsakė kariai, ­ nes jei mes ir bėgtume, jei net pusė mūsų žūtų, likusieji į mus dėmesio nekreips. O tu atstoji dešimt tūkstančių tokių kaip mes! Todėl tau geriau padėti mums iš miesto. "
2Sa 18:3 But the people answered, Thou shalt not go forth: for if we flee away, they will not care for us; neither if half of us die, will they care for us: but now thou art worth ten thousand of us: therefore now it is better that thou succour us out of the city.
2Sam 19:18 kad keliantis per upę padėtų karaliaus šeimynai, pasiruošęs jam patarnauti. Geros sūnus Šimis puolė ant kelių prieš karalių, kai šis rengėsi pereiti Jordaną.
2Sa 19:18 And there went over a ferry boat to carry over the king's household, and to do what he thought good. And Shimei the son of Gera fell down before the king, as he was come over Jordan;
2Krn 20:20 Kitą rytą anksti jie pakilo ir išskubėjo į Tekojos tyrus. Jiems išeinant, Juozapatas stabtelėjo ir tarė: "Klausykitės manęs, Judai ir Jeruzalės gyventojai! Pasitikėkite Viešpačiu, savo Dievu, ir būsite tvirti! Pasitikėkite jo pranašais, ir sėkmė jus lydės! "
2Ch 20:20 And they rose early in the morning, and went forth into the wilderness of Tekoa: and as they went forth, Jehoshaphat stood and said, Hear me, O Judah, and ye inhabitants of Jerusalem; Believe in the LORD your God, so shall ye be established; believe his prophets, so shall ye prosper.
Ez 39:16 Taip pat ir miesto vardas bus Hamona. Taip bus apvalomas kraštas.
Eze 39:16 And also the name of the city shall be Hamonah. Thus shall they cleanse the land.
Iš 7:6 Taip Mozė su Aaronu ir padarė. Jie padarė, kaip Viešpats buvo įsakęs.
Ex 7:6 And Moses and Aaron did as the LORD commanded them, so did they.
Ps 31:9 Pasigailėk manęs, Viešpatie, nes man sunku. Nuo skausmo temsta man akys, nyksta mano gyvastis, net kaulai.
Ps 31:9 Have mercy upon me, O LORD, for I am in trouble: mine eye is consumed with grief, yea, my soul and my belly.
2Krn 10:9 Jų klausė: "Ką patariate sakyti žmonėms, kurie sakė: ‘Palengvink jungą, kurį tavo tėvas mums uždėjo? ’"
2Ch 10:9 And he said unto them, What advice give ye that we may return answer to this people, which have spoken to me, saying, Ease somewhat the yoke that thy father did put upon us?
Lk 21:25 Bus ženklų saulėje, mėnulyje ir žvaigždėse, o žemėje tautos blaškysis, gąsdinamos baisaus audringos jūros šniokštimo.
Lu 21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
Ps 5:10 Pasmerk ir nubausk juos, Dieve; tepražudo juos jų pačių kėslai. Atmesk juos dėl jų nuodėmių daugybės, nes prieš tave jie kėlė maištą.
Ps 5:10 Destroy thou them, O God; let them fall by their own counsels; cast them out in the multitude of their transgressions; for they have rebelled against thee.
Ez 43:9 Dabar teatitolina jie savo kekšavimą ir savo karalių lavonus nuo manęs, ir aš amžinai tarp jų gyvensiu.
Eze 43:9 Now let them put away their whoredom, and the carcases of their kings, far from me, and I will dwell in the midst of them for ever.
Iz 13:7 Todėl visų rankos svyra, kiekvieno širdis tirpsta
Isa 13:7 Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man's heart shall melt:

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