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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 14:26 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė yra tvirtovė, jo vaikų prieglauda.
Pr 14:26 In the fear of the LORD is strong confidence: and his children shall have a place of refuge.
Sk 29:30 su javų atnaša ir liejamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, prie avinų ir prie avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių.
Nu 29:30 And their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
Mt 10:22 Jūs būsite visų nekenčiami dėl mano vardo. Bet kas ištvers iki galo, bus išgelbėtas.
Mat 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Apd 26:13 Kelyje vidurdienį, karaliau, aš staiga išvydau, kaip mane ir mano kelionės draugus iš dangaus apsiautė šviesa, skaistesnė už saulę.
Ac 26:13 At midday, O king, I saw in the way a light from heaven, above the brightness of the sun, shining round about me and them which journeyed with me.
Iz 25:3 Šlovins tave dėl to galingos tautos žmonės, drebės prieš tave žiauriųjų tautų miestai.
Isa 25:3 Therefore shall the strong people glorify thee, the city of the terrible nations shall fear thee.
Rd 3:43 ס Tu apsidengei įniršiu ir persekiojai mus, žudei ir nepasigailėjai.
La 3:43 Thou hast covered with anger, and persecuted us: thou hast slain, thou hast not pitied.
Lk 24:27 Ir, pradėjęs nuo Mozės, primindamas visus pranašus, jis aiškino jiems, kas visuose Raštuose apie jį pasakyta.
Lu 24:27 And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.
Pat 22:4 Nusižeminimo ir pagarbios Viešpaties baimės atlygis ­turtai, pagarba ir gyvenimas.
Pr 22:4 By humility and the fear of the LORD are riches, and honour, and life.
Ez 25:7 tikėk manimi, ištiesiu ranką prieš tave ir atiduosiu tave kaip grobį tautoms; išnaikinsiu tave tarp tautų, išdildysiu tave visuose kraštuose ir sunaikinsiu. Tuomet žinosi, kad aš esu Viešpats! ’"
Eze 25:7 Behold, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.
Job 32:7 Maniau: ‘Tekalba metai, temoko žilagalviai išminties. ’
Job 32:7 I said, Days should speak, and multitude of years should teach wisdom.
Jn 18:21 Kam tad mane klausinėji? Teiraukis tų, kurie girdėjo, ką esu kalbėjęs. Jie žino, ką esu jiems sakęs. "
Jo 18:21 Why askest thou me? ask them which heard me, what I have said unto them: behold, they know what I said.
Lk 24:50 Jėzus nusivedė juos palei Betaniją ir, iškėlęs rankas, palaimino juos.
Lu 24:50 And he led them out as far as to Bethany, and he lifted up his hands, and blessed them.
Koh 2:8 Susikroviau sidabro bei aukso ir karalių bei valstybių turtų. Apsirūpinau dainininkais ­ vyrais ir moterimis, visais mirtingųjų malonumais ir daugybe sugulovių.
Ec 2:8 I gathered me also silver and gold, and the peculiar treasure of kings and of the provinces: I gat me men singers and women singers, and the delights of the sons of men, as musical instruments, and that of all sorts.
Apr 16:14 O tai yra demonų dvasios, darančios ženklus; jos iškeliauja pas viso pasaulio karalius, kad juos suburtų didžiosios Visagalio Dievo dienos kovai.
Re 16:14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
2Sam 14:11 Tada ji atsakė: "Prašyčiau karalių turėti mintyje Viešpatį, savo Dievą, kad kraujo keršytojas nepadarytų didesnės žalos ir mano sūnaus neužmuštų. " Jis atsakė: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, nuo tavo sūnaus galvos nė vienas plaukas nenukris ant žemės. "
2Sa 14:11 Then said she, I pray thee, let the king remember the LORD thy God, that thou wouldest not suffer the revengers of blood to destroy any more, lest they destroy my son. And he said, As the LORD liveth, there shall not one hair of thy son fall to the earth.
Jer 5:16 Jų strėlinės ­ kaip atviros kapų duobės, visi jie ­ šaunūs kovotojai.
Jer 5:16 Their quiver is as an open sepulchre, they are all mighty men.
Pat 3:33 Nedorėlio namus Viešpats prakeikia, o teisiojo buveinę laimina.
Pr 3:33 The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked: but he blesseth the habitation of the just.
1Pt 1:3 Šlovė Dievui, mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus Tėvui, kuris iš savo didžio gailestingumo Jėzaus Kristaus prisikėlimu iš numirusių yra atgimdęs mus gyvai vilčiai
1P 1:3 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead,
Iš 12:3 Sakykite visai Izraelio bendrijai, kad šio mėnesio dešimtą dieną kiekvienas jų teparūpina savo šeimai avinėlį ­ vieną avinėlį šeimai.
Ex 12:3 Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel, saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:
Pr 31:4 Taigi Jokūbas išsikvietė Rachelę ir Lėją į laukus, kur buvo jo kaimenė,
Ge 31:4 And Jacob sent and called Rachel and Leah to the field unto his flock,

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