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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 3:18 Štai Geršono sūnų vardai pagal jų kiltis: Libnis ir Šimėjas.
Nu 3:18 And these are the names of the sons of Gershon by their families; Libni, and Shimei.
Ps 119:134 Atpirk mane nuo žmonių, kurie mane engia, kad laikyčiausi tavo įsakų.
Ps 119:134 Deliver me from the oppression of man: so will I keep thy precepts.
Lk 10:18 O Jėzus atsiliepė: "Mačiau šėtoną, kaip žaibą krintantį iš dangaus.
Lu 10:18 And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.
Iš 32:34 Dabar eik, vesk tautą į tą vietą, apie kurią tau kalbėjau. Tikėk manimi, mano angelas ves tave. Bet kai ateis bausmės diena, nubausiu juos už jų nuodėmę. "
Ex 32:34 Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their sin upon them.
1Sam 23:28 Tad Saulius liovėsi vytis Dovydą ir nužygiavo prieš filistinus. Užtat ta vieta ir buvo pavadinta Pabėgimo uola.
1Sa 23:28 Wherefore Saul returned from pursuing after David, and went against the Philistines: therefore they called that place Selahammahlekoth.
Apd 2:27 nes tu nepaliksi mano sielos mirusiųjų pasaulyjeir neduosi savo šventajam supūti.
Ac 2:27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.
Pat 13:21 Nusidėjėliams iš paskos seka nelaimė, o teisiuosius pasiveja gerovė.
Pr 13:21 Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed.
Pr 15:6 Jis patikėjo Viešpačiu, ir tai jam Viešpats įskaitė teisumu.
Ge 15:6 And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.
Iz 42:16 Aš vesiu keliaujančius akluosius, keliais nežinomais juos vesiu. Tamsą jiems paversiu šviesa, o vingiuotus kelius ištiesinsiu. Visa tai darau dėl jų; jų aš neapleisiu.
Isa 42:16 And I will bring the blind by a way that they knew not; I will lead them in paths that they have not known: I will make darkness light before them, and crooked things straight. These things will I do unto them, and not forsake them.
Ps 35:9 O aš džiūgausiu Viešpatyje, būsiu laimingas, nes jis mane išgelbėjo.
Ps 35:9 And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation.
Jer 51:12 Iškelkite mūšio vėliavą prie Babilono sienų! Padidinkite sargybą, pastatykite sargybinius, renkite pasalas, nes Viešpats nutarė ir įvykdė, ką buvo kalbėjęs apie Babilono gyventojus.
Jer 51:12 Set up the standard upon the walls of Babylon, make the watch strong, set up the watchmen, prepare the ambushes: for the LORD hath both devised and done that which he spake against the inhabitants of Babylon.
Įst 26:9 Jis įvedė mus į šią vietą ir davė mums šį kraštą ­ kraštą, tekantį pienu ir medumi.
De 26:9 And he hath brought us into this place, and hath given us this land, even a land that floweth with milk and honey.
1Jn 4:19 Mes mylime, nes Dievas mus pirmas pamilo.
1J 4:19 We love him, because he first loved us.
Mt 21:34 ir iškeliavo į svetimą šalį. Atėjus vaisių metui, jis siuntė tarnus pas ūkininkus atsiimti savosios vaisių dalies.
Mat 21:34 And when the time of the fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the husbandmen, that they might receive the fruits of it.
Joz 17:13 Tapę stiprūs, izraelitai privertė kanaaniečius eiti lažą, bet visiškai jų neišvarė.
Jos 17:13 Yet it came to pass, when the children of Israel were waxen strong, that they put the Canaanites to tribute, but did not utterly drive them out.
Ez 7:3 Dabar ateina tau galas! Liesiu ant tavęs savo pyktį, nuteisiu tave pagal tavo keliusir bausiu tave už visas tavo bjaurastis.
Eze 7:3 Now is the end come upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations.
Lk 9:50 Jėzus atsakė: "Nedrauskite! Kas ne prieš jus, tas už jus! "
Lu 9:50 And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.
1Kor 6:17 Taip pat, kas susijungia su Viešpačiu, tampa viena dvasia su juo.
1C 6:17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Iš 29:32 Aaronas ir jo sūnūs prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę valgys avino mėsą ir pintinėje esančią duoną.
Ex 29:32 And Aaron and his sons shall eat the flesh of the ram, and the bread that is in the basket by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Koh 4:2 Mirusiuosius, jau seniai susitikusius su mirtimi, laikiau laimingesniais už tuos, kurie dar turi gyventi.
Ec 4:2 Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.

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