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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 6:27 Jis apsaugo ir išgelbsti, daro ženklus ir nuostabius darbusdanguje ir žemėje; jis išgelbėjo Danieliųiš liūtų letenų. "
Da 6:27 He delivereth and rescueth, and he worketh signs and wonders in heaven and in earth, who hath delivered Daniel from the power of the lions.
Kun 15:6 Kas atsisėstų ant daikto, ant kurio buvo sėdėjęs sergantis sėklos išsiliejimu, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:6 And he that sitteth on any thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Gg 5:7 Užtiko mane panaktiniai, apeidami miestą; jie sumušė, sužeidė mane, atėmė mano skraistę tie sienų panaktiniai!
SS 5:7 The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me.
2Sam 4:9 Dovydas atsakė Rimono Beerotiečio sūnums Rechabui ir Baanai: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuris išgelbėjo mane iš visų negandų!
2Sa 4:9 And David answered Rechab and Baanah his brother, the sons of Rimmon the Beerothite, and said unto them, As the LORD liveth, who hath redeemed my soul out of all adversity,
Pat 22:3 Gudrus žmogus nuvokia pavojų ir vengia jo, o neišmanėliai eina priekin ir nukenčia.
Pr 22:3 A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.
Pr 19:18 O Lotas atsakė jam: "O ne, mano viešpatie!
Ge 19:18 And Lot said unto them, Oh, not so, my LORD:
Ps 118:8 Geriau ieškoti pagalbos pas Viešpatį, negu pasitikėti žmonėmis.
Ps 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
Mt 18:19 Ir dar sakau jums: jeigu kas iš jūsų susitars žemėje dviese melsti kokio dalyko, jiems mano dangiškasis Tėvas jį suteiks.
Mat 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.
1Kar 15:14 Bet aukštumų alkai nebuvo išnaikinti. Nepaisant to, Asa buvo nuoširdus su Viešpačiu, savo Dievu, per visas savo dienas.
1Ki 15:14 But the high places were not removed: nevertheless Asa's heart was perfect with the LORD all his days.
Joz 18:20 Galop Jordanas sudaro ribą jų rytiniame pakraštyje. Tai Benjamino giminės paveldas jo kiltims su visomis ribomis.
Jos 18:20 And Jordan was the border of it on the east side. This was the inheritance of the children of Benjamin, by the coasts thereof round about, according to their families.
Jer 38:16 Tada karalius Zedekijas slapta prisiekė Jeremijui: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuris davė mums šią gyvybę, mirtimi tavęs nebausiu ir neatiduosiu į rankas žmonėms, ieškantiems tavo gyvybės. "
Jer 38:16 So Zedekiah the king sware secretly unto Jeremiah, saying, As the LORD liveth, that made us this soul, I will not put thee to death, neither will I give thee into the hand of these men that seek thy life.
Mt 10:9 Neįsigykite nei aukso, nei sidabro, nei variokų savo kapšams prikimšti;
Mat 10:9 Provide neither gold, nor silver, nor brass in your purses,
1Krn 8:9 Iš žmonos Hodešos jam gimė sūnūs: Jobabas, Cibija, Meša, Malkamas,
1Ch 8:9 And he begat of Hodesh his wife, Jobab, and Zibia, and Mesha, and Malcham,
Job 21:32 Jis nunešamas į kapines, ir budima prie jo kapo.
Job 21:32 Yet shall he be brought to the grave, and shall remain in the tomb.
Ts 16:4 Paskui Soreko slėnyje jis įsimylėjo moterį, vardu Delila.
Judg 16:4 And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah.
Ez 8:14 Po to jis atvedė mane prie Viešpaties Namų šiaurinių vartų. Ten sėdėjo moterys, raudančios Tamūzo.
Eze 8:14 Then he brought me to the door of the gate of the LORD's house which was toward the north; and, behold, there sat women weeping for Tammuz.
1Tim 6:7 Juk mes nieko neatsinešėme į pasaulį ir nieko neišsinešime.
1Ti 6:7 For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out.
2Sam 19:4 Tuo tarpu karalius, prisidengęs veidą, nesiliovė visu balsu šaukti: "O mano sūnau Abšalomai! O Abšalomai, mano sūnau, mano sūnau! "
2Sa 19:4 But the king covered his face, and the king cried with a loud voice, O my son Absalom, O Absalom, my son, my son!
2Kar 23:30 Jo tarnai vežė jį negyvą iš Megido ir, parvežę į Jeruzalę, palaidojo jo paties kape. Šalies žmonės paėmė Jehoahazą ir, patepę jį, padarė karaliumi vietoj jo tėvo.
2Ki 23:30 And his servants carried him in a chariot dead from Megiddo, and brought him to Jerusalem, and buried him in his own sepulchre. And the people of the land took Jehoahaz the son of Josiah, and anointed him, and made him king in his father's stead.
Iš 10:22 Taigi Mozė ištiesė ranką dangaus link, ir visiška tamsa tris dienas gaubė visą Egipto kraštą.
Ex 10:22 And Moses stretched forth his hand toward heaven; and there was a thick darkness in all the land of Egypt three days:

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