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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kor 9:15 Dėkui Dievui už jo neapsakomą dovaną!
2C 9:15 Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift.
Mt 26:66 Kaip jums regisi? " Jie atsakė: "Vertas mirties! "
Mat 26:66 What think ye? They answered and said, He is guilty of death.
Iš 32:16 Plokštės buvo Dievo darbas, o raštas ­ Dievo raštas, įrėžtas plokštėse.
Ex 32:16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
Ps 89:22 Joks priešas jo neengsnei nedorėlis nenugalės.
Ps 89:22 The enemy shall not exact upon him; nor the son of wickedness afflict him.
Jer 30:17 Grąžinsiu tau sveikatą, tavo žaizdas užgydysiu, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­nors jie ir vadino tave ‘Atmestąja’, ‘Sionu, kuris niekam nerūpi’. "
Jer 30:17 For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the LORD; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after.
Jer 50:38 Kalavijas jo vandenims; teišdžiūva! Tas kraštas pilnas stabų, dėl pamėklių jie sukvailėjo.
Jer 50:38 A drought is upon her waters; and they shall be dried up: for it is the land of graven images, and they are mad upon their idols.
Ezd 8:14 iš Bigvajo palikuonių ­ Utajas ir Zakūras, o su jais septyniasdešimt vyrų.
Ezr 8:14 Of the sons also of Bigvai; Uthai, and Zabbud, and with them seventy males.
Ez 17:3 Sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Didelis erelis, plačiasparnisir ilgaplunksnis, raibas, tankiaplunksnis, atskrido į Libaną. Jis griebė kedro viršūnę,
Eze 17:3 And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; A great eagle with great wings, longwinged, full of feathers, which had divers colours, came unto Lebanon, and took the highest branch of the cedar:
Iš 5:7 "Nebeduokite daugiau žmonėms šiaudų plytoms dirbti, kaip iki šiol darėte. Teeina ir tepasirenka šiaudų patys!
Ex 5:7 Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick, as heretofore: let them go and gather straw for themselves.
Ts 9:42 Kitą dieną žmonės išėjo į laukus. Apie tai buvo pranešta Abimelechui.
Judg 9:42 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the people went out into the field; and they told Abimelech.
Žyd 2:17 Todėl jis turėjo visu kuo tapti panašus į brolius, kad būtų gailestingas ir ištikimas Dievui vyriausiasis kunigas ir galėtų permaldauti už tautos nuodėmes.
He 2:17 Wherefore in all things it behoved him to be made like unto his brethren, that he might be a merciful and faithful high priest in things pertaining to God, to make reconciliation for the sins of the people.
1Tes 4:6 Tegul niekas neperžengia ribų ir neapgaudinėja savo brolio šituo reikalu, nes Viešpats keršija už visus tokius nusižengimus, kaip jau esame sakę ir patvirtinę.
1Th 4:6 That no man go beyond and defraud his brother in any matter: because that the Lord is the avenger of all such, as we also have forewarned you and testified.
Iz 65:4 Jie sėdi kapų nišose, naktis praleidžia olose, valgo kiaulieną su dvėsenos viralu savo induose.
Isa 65:4 Which remain among the graves, and lodge in the monuments, which eat swine's flesh, and broth of abominable things is in their vessels;
Iz 15:4 Hešbonas ir Elealė šaukiasi pagalbos, jų šauksmas girdėti net Jahace. Dėl to net Moabo kariai virto bailiais, jų drąsa dingo.
Isa 15:4 And Heshbon shall cry, and Elealeh: their voice shall be heard even unto Jahaz: therefore the armed soldiers of Moab shall cry out; his life shall be grievous unto him.
Įst 30:2 jei sugrįši pas Viešpatį, savo Dievą, ir tu bei tavo vaikai klausysite jo balso visa širdimi ir visa siela, kaip aš įsakau tau šiandien,
De 30:2 And shalt return unto the LORD thy God, and shalt obey his voice according to all that I command thee this day, thou and thy children, with all thine heart, and with all thy soul;
Ez 36:23 Pašventinsiu savo didį, tautose išniekintą vardą, kurį jūs išniekinote jų akyse, ir žinos tautos, kad aš esu Viešpats, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis, ­ kai per jus apreikšiu jų akyse savo šventumą.
Eze 36:23 And I will sanctify my great name, which was profaned among the heathen, which ye have profaned in the midst of them; and the heathen shall know that I am the LORD, saith the Lord GOD, when I shall be sanctified in you before their eyes.
Iz 51:13 Kodėl užmiršai Viešpatį, savo Kūrėją, kuris išskleidė dangus ir padėjo žemės pamatus? Kiaurą dieną tave kankina baimėdėl engėjo įtūžio, norinčio tave sunaikinti. Bet kurgi tas engėjo įtūžis?
Isa 51:13 And forgettest the LORD thy maker, that hath stretched forth the heavens, and laid the foundations of the earth; and hast feared continually every day because of the fury of the oppressor, as if he were ready to destroy? and where is the fury of the oppressor?
Dan 2:15 Jis paklausė karaliaus pareigūno Arjocho: "Kodėl karalius išleido tokį nuožmų įsaką? " Arjochas paaiškino reikalą Danieliui.
Da 2:15 He answered and said to Arioch the king's captain, Why is the decree so hasty from the king? Then Arioch made the thing known to Daniel.
Žyd 1:3 Jis, Dievo šlovės atšvaitas ir jo esybės paveikslas, palaikantis savo galingu žodžiu visatą, nuplovęs nuodėmes, atsisėdo Didybės dešinėje aukštybėse
He 1:3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:
1Krn 6:46 sūnaus Amcio, sūnaus Banio, sūnaus Šemero,
1Ch 6:46 The son of Amzi, the son of Bani, the son of Shamer,

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