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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 36:37 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Leisiu Izraelio namams dar ir to iš manęs prašyti ­ pagausinti jų žmonių kaip avių kaimenėje.
Eze 36:37 Thus saith the Lord GOD; I will yet for this be enquired of by the house of Israel, to do it for them; I will increase them with men like a flock.
Jer 16:10 Kai paskelbsi visa tai šiai tautai ir kai jie ims klausinėti: ‘Kodėl Viešpats nutarė mus taip baisiai bausti? Kuo mes nusikaltome? Kokia mūsų nuodėmė, kuria nusidėjome Viešpačiui, mūsų Dievui? ’ ­
Jer 16:10 And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God?
Ez 38:4 Vaikysiu tave aplink, įve´rsiu kablius tau į nasrus, išvesiu tave ir visą tavo kariauną, žirgus ir raitelius, visus šauniai šarvuotus, didžiulę minią, visus su skydais ir šarvais, mosuojančius kalavijais.
Eze 38:4 And I will turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws, and I will bring thee forth, and all thine army, horses and horsemen, all of them clothed with all sorts of armour, even a great company with bucklers and shields, all of them handling swords:
2Kor 11:33 bet aš buvau pro langą nuleistas pintinėje per mūrą ir tik taip ištrūkau iš jo nagų.
2C 11:33 And through a window in a basket was I let down by the wall, and escaped his hands.
Lk 21:9 O kai išgirsite apie karus ir maištus, nenusigąskite. Visa tai turi pirmiau įvykti, bet dar negreit galas. "
Lu 21:9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
Ez 24:15 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 24:15 Also the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Rom 4:11 Jis gavo apipjaustymo žymę kaip antspaudą tikėjimo teisumo, kurį turėjo, būdamas dar neapi-pjaustytas. Taip jis tapo tėvu visiems tikintiesiems iš neapipjaustytųjų, kad ir jiems būtų įskaitytas teisumas,
Ro 4:11 And he received the sign of circumcision, a seal of the righteousness of the faith which he had yet being uncircumcised: that he might be the father of all them that believe, though they be not circumcised; that righteousness might be imputed unto them also:
Ps 13:4 Pažvelk į mane ir išklausyk, Viešpatie, mano Dieve! Duok šviesos mano akims, kad mirties miegu neužmigčiau!
Ps 13:4 Lest mine enemy say, I have prevailed against him; and those that trouble me rejoice when I am moved.
1Sam 22:22 Dovydas tarė Abjatarui: "Tą dieną ten buvo Doegas Edomitas; aš žinojau, jog jis tikrai išduos Sauliui. Laikau save kaltu už visų gyvybę tavo tėvo namuose.
1Sa 22:22 And David said unto Abiathar, I knew it that day, when Doeg the Edomite was there, that he would surely tell Saul: I have occasioned the death of all the persons of thy father's house.
Joz 9:4 savo ruožtu ėmėsi suktybės. Jie leidosi į kelionę, persirengę pasiuntiniais: užkrovė savo asilams senus maišus ir senus, suplyšusius bei sulopytus vynmaišius,
Jos 9:4 They did work wilily, and went and made as if they had been ambassadors, and took old sacks upon their asses, and wine bottles, old, and rent, and bound up;
Koh 3:11 Visa, ką jis daro, tinkama tam laikui. Be to, jis įdiegė amžinybę į jų širdį, bet žmogus negali perprasti nei pradžios, nei pabaigos to, ką Dievas daro.
Ec 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
Ts 14:16 Tad Samsono žmona verkė, sakydama jam: "Tu tikrai manęs nekenti! Tu manęs nemyli! Užminei mįslę mano žmonėms, bet įminimo man nepasakei! " Jis atsakė jai: "Juk nepasakiau nei savo tėvui, nei motinai. Tad kodėl turėčiau pasakyti tau? "
Judg 14:16 And Samson's wife wept before him, and said, Thou dost but hate me, and lovest me not: thou hast put forth a riddle unto the children of my people, and hast not told it me. And he said unto her, Behold, I have not told it my father nor my mother, and shall I tell it thee?
Joz 14:11 Esu toks pat stiprus, kaip tą dieną, kai Mozė mane siuntė. Kokios tuomet buvo mano jėgos, tokios ir dabar: ir mūšyje, ir išeinant iš namų, ir pareinant į namus.
Jos 14:11 As yet I am as strong this day as I was in the day that Moses sent me: as my strength was then, even so is my strength now, for war, both to go out, and to come in.
2Kar 9:18 Taigi raitelis, nujojęs pasitikti, tarė: "Taip kalbėjo karalius: ‘Ar viskas gerai? ’" Jehuvas atsakė: "Koks tau reikalas rūpintis, ar viskas gerai? Rikiuokis paskui mane! " Sargybinis pranešė: "Pasiuntinys juos pasiekė, bet nebegrįžta. "
2Ki 9:18 So there went one on horseback to meet him, and said, Thus saith the king, Is it peace? And Jehu said, What hast thou to do with peace? turn thee behind me. And the watchman told, saying, The messenger came to them, but he cometh not again.
Oz 2:6 Todėl, tikėk manimi, erškėčiais aptversiu jos keliąir prieš ją pastatysiu sieną, kad ji nebegalėtų rasti savo takų.
Ho 2:6 Therefore, behold, I will hedge up thy way with thorns, and make a wall, that she shall not find her paths.
Sk 1:41 ­ surašytų iš Ašero giminės, buvo keturiasdešimt vienas tūkstantis ir penki šimtai.
Nu 1:41 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Asher, were forty and one thousand and five hundred.
Ez 34:3 Jūs valgote riebalus, rengiatės vilna ir skerdžiate penimas avis, bet avių nemaitinate.
Eze 34:3 Ye eat the fat, and ye clothe you with the wool, ye kill them that are fed: but ye feed not the flock.
Jl 3:5
Joe 3:5 Because ye have taken my silver and my gold, and have carried into your temples my goodly pleasant things:
Apd 7:45 Mūsų protėviai ją pasiėmė ir atsigabeno, kai Jozuė užėmė pagonių žemes. Dievas išstūmė pagonis, užleisdamas jų vietą mūsų tėvams iki pat Dovydo laikų.
Ac 7:45 Which also our fathers that came after brought in with Jesus into the possession of the Gentiles, whom God drave out before the face of our fathers, unto the days of David;
Iz 41:8 O tave, mano tarne Izraeli, Jokūbai, mano išsirinktasis, mano bičiulio Abraomo palikuoni,
Isa 41:8 But thou, Israel, art my servant, Jacob whom I have chosen, the seed of Abraham my friend.

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