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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 1:19 Jeigu dėsitės į širdį ir paklusite, tai valgysite krašto gėrybes,
Isa 1:19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:
Ez 48:20 Visa atskirta dalis bus dvidešimt penkių tūkstančių uolekčių iš dvidešimt penkių tūkstančių uolekčių ketvirtainis, apimantis šventąją dalį drauge su miesto nuosavybe.
Eze 48:20 All the oblation shall be five and twenty thousand by five and twenty thousand: ye shall offer the holy oblation foursquare, with the possession of the city.
Žyd 8:8 Jis sakė, peikdamas juos: Štai ateis dienos, ­ sako Viešpats, ­ir aš su Izraelio namais ir su Judo namaissudarysiu naują Sandorą.
He 8:8 For finding fault with them, he saith, Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah:
Apd 22:15 nes tu visiems žmonėms paliudysi, ką esi regėjęs ir girdėjęs.
Ac 22:15 For thou shalt be his witness unto all men of what thou hast seen and heard.
Iz 7:14 Todėl pats Viešpats duos jums ženklą. Štai mergelė laukiasi kūdikio; ji pagimdys sūnųir pavadins jį vardu Emanuelis .
Isa 7:14 Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.
Iš 12:9 Nevalgysite iš jo nieko nei žalio, nei virto vandenyje, bet valgysite keptą ant ugnies ­ galvą, kojas ir vidurius.
Ex 12:9 Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast with fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance thereof.
2Sam 14:21 Tada Dovydas tarė Joabui: "Tikėk manimi, aš tai padarysiu. Tad eik parvesti mano jaunuolį Abšalomą. "
2Sa 14:21 And the king said unto Joab, Behold now, I have done this thing: go therefore, bring the young man Absalom again.
Ps 78:64 Kunigai krito nuo kalavijo, o jų našlės negiedojo raudų.
Ps 78:64 Their priests fell by the sword; and their widows made no lamentation.
Pr 39:4 Juozapas rado malonę jo akyse ir tapo jo asmeniniu tarnu. Ilgainiui jis padarė jį savo namų prievaizdu ir patikėjo jam visa, ką turėjo.
Ge 39:4 And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he made him overseer over his house, and all that he had he put into his hand.
Pat 8:5 Neišmanėliai, mokykitės apdairumo, bukapročiai, imkitės proto.
Pr 8:5 O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an understanding heart.
Jok 3:2 Juk mes visi dažnai nusižengiame. Kas nenusideda kalbėdamas, tas yra tobulas žmogus; jis sugebės pažaboti ir visą kūną.
Ja 3:2 For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body.
Jn 6:28 Jie paklausė: "Ką mums veikti, kad darytume Dievo darbus? "
Jo 6:28 Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God?
Iz 7:5 Kadangi Aramas su Efraimu ir Remalijo sūnumi surengė sąmokslą prieš tave, tardami:
Isa 7:5 Because Syria, Ephraim, and the son of Remaliah, have taken evil counsel against thee, saying,
Ps 54:3 Įžūlūs žmonės pakilo prieš mane, nuožmūs žmonės ieško mano gyvasties, žmonės, kurie Dievo nė kiek nepaiso. Sela.
Ps 54:3 For strangers are risen up against me, and oppressors seek after my soul: they have not set God before them. Selah.
Pr 49:32 Laukas ir ola, esanti jame, buvo nupirkti iš hetitų. "
Ge 49:32 The purchase of the field and of the cave that is therein was from the children of Heth.
Lk 1:16 ir daugybę Izraelio sūnų atvers į Viešpatį, jų Dievą.
Lu 1:16 And many of the children of Israel shall he turn to the Lord their God.
Mk 12:26 O kad mirusieji keliasi, ar neskaitėte Mozės knygoje apie krūmą, kaip Mozei Dievas yra pasakęs: Aš esu Abraomo Dievas, Izaoko Dievas ir Jokūbo Dievas? !
Mar 12:26 And as touching the dead, that they rise: have ye not read in the book of Moses, how in the bush God spake unto him, saying, I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob?
1Kar 12:15 Karalius neišklausė žmonių, nes taip buvo Viešpaties skirta, idant jis įvykdytų žodį, kurį Viešpats buvo ištaręs per Ahiją Šilojietį Nebato sūnui Jeroboamui.
1Ki 12:15 Wherefore the king hearkened not unto the people; for the cause was from the LORD, that he might perform his saying, which the LORD spake by Ahijah the Shilonite unto Jeroboam the son of Nebat.
Iz 63:8 Juk jis tarė: "Jie ­ mano tauta, vaikai, kurie manęs neapvils. "Taip jis tapo jų gelbėtoju
Isa 63:8 For he said, Surely they are my people, children that will not lie: so he was their Saviour.
Job 42:12 Viešpats laimino vėlesnį Jobo gyvenimą labiau negu jo pradžią. Jobas turėjo keturiolika tūkstančių avių, šešis tūkstančius kupranugarių, tūkstantį jungų jaučių ir tūkstantį asilių.
Job 42:12 So the LORD blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning: for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses.

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