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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mch 7:16 Tautos regės ir gėdysis, nepaisydamos visos savo galybės; jos ranka užsidengs sau burnas, ir apkurs jų ausys.
Mic 7:16 The nations shall see and be confounded at all their might: they shall lay their hand upon their mouth, their ears shall be deaf.
Ez 11:15 "Žmogau! Apie tavo brolius, tavo gimines, tavo tautiečius tremtinius ir visus Izraelio namus Jeruzalės gyventojai sako: ‘Jie pasitraukė toli nuo Viešpaties. Šis kraštas atiduotas mums kaip nuosavybė! ’
Eze 11:15 Son of man, thy brethren, even thy brethren, the men of thy kindred, and all the house of Israel wholly, are they unto whom the inhabitants of Jerusalem have said, Get you far from the LORD: unto us is this land given in possession.
Joz 10:38 Tada Jozuė ir visas Izraelis pasuko Debyro link ir puolė jį.
Jos 10:38 And Joshua returned, and all Israel with him, to Debir; and fought against it:
Ez 38:15 Ateisi iš savo vietos tolimiausiame šiaurės pakraštyje tu ir daug tautų drauge su tavimi, visi raiti ant žirgų, didžiulė kariauna ir galinga kariuomenė,
Eze 38:15 And thou shalt come from thy place out of the north parts, thou, and many people with thee, all of them riding upon horses, a great company, and a mighty army:
Apr 18:3 Mat jos ištvirkimo vynu nusigėrė visos tautos; žemės karaliai su ja ištvirkavo, o žemės pirkliai pralobo iš nežabotos jos prabangos. "
Re 18:3 For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
Jer 16:5 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Neužeik į namus, kur gedima, nedalyvauk jų raudoje, nereikšk jiems užuojautos, nes aš atėmiau iš šios tautos savo ramybę, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ atėmiau malonę ir pasigailėjimą.
Jer 16:5 For thus saith the LORD, Enter not into the house of mourning, neither go to lament nor bemoan them: for I have taken away my peace from this people, saith the LORD, even lovingkindness and mercies.
Joz 19:17 Ketvirtoji dalis burtų keliu atiteko Isacharui ­ Isacharo giminės žmonėms pagal jų kiltis.
Jos 19:17 And the fourth lot came out to Issachar, for the children of Issachar according to their families.
2Krn 20:25 Juozapatas ir jo kariuomenė, atėję paimti grobio, rado daugybę galvijų, aprangos, drabužių ir brangių daiktų. Jie tiek pasiėmė, kiek galėjo panešti. Imdami grobį, jie užtruko tris dienas, nes jo buvo labai daug.
2Ch 20:25 And when Jehoshaphat and his people came to take away the spoil of them, they found among them in abundance both riches with the dead bodies, and precious jewels, which they stripped off for themselves, more than they could carry away: and they were three days in gathering of the spoil, it was so much.
1Krn 6:30 šio sūnus Šima, šio sūnus Hagija ir šio sūnus Asaja.
1Ch 6:30 Shimea his son, Haggiah his son, Asaiah his son.
Iz 1:24 Todėl sako Viešpats, Galybių DIEVAS, Izraelio Galingasis: "Ak, atsiskaitysiu su priešgynomis, išgiešiu apmaudą ant savo priešų!
Isa 1:24 Therefore saith the LORD, the LORD of hosts, the mighty One of Israel, Ah, I will ease me of mine adversaries, and avenge me of mine enemies:
Ez 33:32 Tikėk manimi, tu jiems lyg meilės dainų dainius, turintis gražų balsą ir įgudęs groti; jie girdi tavo žodžius, bet jų nevykdo.
Eze 33:32 And, lo, thou art unto them as a very lovely song of one that hath a pleasant voice, and can play well on an instrument: for they hear thy words, but they do them not.
Pr 4:2 Po to ji pagimdė jo brolį Abelį. Abelis tapo aviganiu, o Kainas žemdirbiu.
Ge 4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
Įst 20:15 Taip elgsiesi su visais miestais, kurie labai toli nuo tavęs, su tais miestais, kurie nepriklauso arti esančioms tautoms.
De 20:15 Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.
Joz 8:27 Tik galvijus ir to miesto grobį izraelitai pasiėmė kaip karo laimikį, kaip Viešpats buvo sakęs Jozuei.
Jos 8:27 Only the cattle and the spoil of that city Israel took for a prey unto themselves, according unto the word of the LORD which he commanded Joshua.
Iz 21:12 Sargas atsiliepia: "Ateina rytas, paskui vėl naktis. Jei norite paklausti, klauskite. Ateikite vėl! "
Isa 21:12 The watchman said, The morning cometh, and also the night: if ye will enquire, enquire ye: return, come.
Pat 14:28 Karaliaus didybė ­ gausi tauta, o valdovas be tautos ­ niekas.
Pr 14:28 In the multitude of people is the king's honour: but in the want of people is the destruction of the prince.
1Kar 6:34 ir dvigubas duris iš kipariso. Kiekvienerios durys buvo iš dviejų suveriamų dalių.
1Ki 6:34 And the two doors were of fir tree: the two leaves of the one door were folding, and the two leaves of the other door were folding.
Iš 29:22 Paimsi iš šio avino riebiąsias dalis ­ riebiąją uodegą, vidurius dengiančius taukus, kepenų lezgį, abu inkstus su taukais, esančiais ant jų, ir dešinę mentę, nes tai įvesdinimo į kunigų tarnybą avinas.
Ex 29:22 Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration:
Ez 39:26 Gyvendami saugiai ir nieko nebijodami savo krašte, jie užmirš savo gėdą ir visą neištikimybę, kuria man nusikalto,
Eze 39:26 After that they have borne their shame, and all their trespasses whereby they have trespassed against me, when they dwelt safely in their land, and none made them afraid.
Mt 24:15 Kai tik pamatysite pranašo Danieliaus paskelbtą sunaikinimo pabaisą, stovinčią šventoje vietoje (skaitytojas teįsidėmi! ),
Mat 24:15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

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