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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 1:29 Todėl jie pilni visokio neteisumo, piktybės, godulystės ir piktumo, pilni pavydo, žudynių, nesantaikos, klastingumo, paniekos, apkalbų.
Ro 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
2Kar 10:4 Bet jie buvo siaubo apimti. "Žiūrėkite, ­ sakė jie, ­ du karaliai negalėjo prieš jį atsilaikyti, tad kaip mes galime atsispirti? "
2Ki 10:4 But they were exceedingly afraid, and said, Behold, two kings stood not before him: how then shall we stand?
Sk 24:2 Pakėlęs akis, Bileamas matė Izraelį, gyvenantį stovykloje giminė prie giminės. Tada, Dievo dvasios apimtas,
Nu 24:2 And Balaam lifted up his eyes, and he saw Israel abiding in his tents according to their tribes; and the spirit of God came upon him.
1Tes 5:20 Neniekinkite pranašavimų!
1Th 5:20 Despise not prophesyings.
Jer 48:8 Niokotojas užpuls kiekvieną miestą. Nė vienas miestas neišsigelbės. Slėnis bus sunaikintas, Lyguma nuniokota taip, kaip sakė Viešpats.
Jer 48:8 And the spoiler shall come upon every city, and no city shall escape: the valley also shall perish, and the plain shall be destroyed, as the LORD hath spoken.
Jer 18:4 Jei žiedžiamasis puodas išeidavo nevykęs, kai molis būdavo puodžiaus rankose, jis perdirbdavo molį į kitą puodą, koks jam labiausiai patikdavo.
Jer 18:4 And the vessel that he made of clay was marred in the hand of the potter: so he made it again another vessel, as seemed good to the potter to make it.
Įst 4:28 Tarnausite ten žmonių rankomis padirbtiems dievams, medžio ir akmens dirbiniams, kurie nemato, negirdi, nevalgo, neužuodžia.
De 4:28 And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.
2Sam 20:10 Amasa kalavijo Joabo kairėje rankoje nepastebėjo. Joabas taip smogė jam į pilvą, kad jo viduriai išsivertė ant žemės, ir jis mirė. Antro smūgio jam suduoti nebereikėjo. Po to Joabas ir jo brolis Abišajas leidosi vytis Bichrio sūnaus Šebos.
2Sa 20:10 But Amasa took no heed to the sword that was in Joab's hand: so he smote him therewith in the fifth rib, and shed out his bowels to the ground, and struck him not again; and he died. So Joab and Abishai his brother pursued after Sheba the son of Bichri.
Mch 5:4 Jis tvirtai laikysisir ganys savo kaimenę Viešpaties galia, Viešpaties, savo Dievo, galingu vardu. Jie gyvens saugiai, nes jo didybė pasieks žemės pakraščius.
Mic 5:4 And he shall stand and feed in the strength of the LORD, in the majesty of the name of the LORD his God; and they shall abide: for now shall he be great unto the ends of the earth.
2Sam 2:30 O Joabas, nustojęs vytis Abnerą, surinko visus savo karius. Be Asaelio, iš Dovydo kareivių dar trūko devyniolikos vyrų.
2Sa 2:30 And Joab returned from following Abner: and when he had gathered all the people together, there lacked of David's servants nineteen men and Asahel.
Jer 27:4 Įpareigok juos savo valdovams pranešti: ‘Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, taip ir jūs kalbėsite savo valdovams.
Jer 27:4 And command them to say unto their masters, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Thus shall ye say unto your masters;
Koh 1:14 Mačiau visa, kas daroma po saule. Tikėk manimi, visa tai tik migla ir vėjų vaikymasis.
Ec 1:14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
Pat 10:19 Kur daug kalbama, ten netrūksta kaltės, o protingo žmogaus kalba santūri.
Pr 10:19 In the multitude of words there wanteth not sin: but he that refraineth his lips is wise.
Ps 102:3 Juk mano dienos nyksta lyg dūmai, ir mano kaulai anglėja tarsi malkos židinyje.
Ps 102:3 For my days are consumed like smoke, and my bones are burned as an hearth.
Iš 23:23 Kai mano angelas, eidamas pirma tavęs, atves tave pas amoritus, hetitus, perizus, kanaaniečius, hivus bei jebusiečius, ir aš juos išnaikinsiu,
Ex 23:23 For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.
2Krn 26:11 Uzijas turėjo ir gerai parengtą kariuomenę, padalytą pagal pašauktųjų prie ginklo skaičių į būrius, mokomus raštininko Jejelio ir apskaitininko Maasėjo, vadovaujamų Hananijo, vieno iš karaliaus didžiūnų.
2Ch 26:11 Moreover Uzziah had an host of fighting men, that went out to war by bands, according to the number of their account by the hand of Jeiel the scribe and Maaseiah the ruler, under the hand of Hananiah, one of the king's captains.
Neh 5:17 Be to, prie mano stalo būdavo šimtas penkiasdešimt žmonių ­ žydų bei pareigūnų ir atėjusių pas mus iš aplinkinių tautų.
Ne 5:17 Moreover there were at my table an hundred and fifty of the Jews and rulers, beside those that came unto us from among the heathen that are about us.
Apd 11:25 Barnabas dar nukeliavo į Tarsą ieškoti Sauliaus. Radęs atsivedė jį Antiochijon.
Ac 11:25 Then departed Barnabas to Tarsus, for to seek Saul:
Lk 22:9 Jie paklausė: "O kur norėtum, kad mes paruoštume? "
Lu 22:9 And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare?
Ps 109:4 Nors juos myliu, jie mane kaltinanet kai už juos meldžiuosi.
Ps 109:4 For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.

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