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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 39:4 Juozapas rado malonę jo akyse ir tapo jo asmeniniu tarnu. Ilgainiui jis padarė jį savo namų prievaizdu ir patikėjo jam visa, ką turėjo.
Ge 39:4 And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he made him overseer over his house, and all that he had he put into his hand.
Iz 8:12 "Nevadinkite suokalbiu viso to, ką ši tauta vadina suokalbiu; nebijokite to, ko ji bijo, ir nenuogąstaukite.
Isa 8:12 Say ye not, A confederacy, to all them to whom this people shall say, A confederacy; neither fear ye their fear, nor be afraid.
Jok 1:21 Todėl, atsižadėję bet kokios netyrybės bei piktybių gausos, su romumu priimkite įdiegtąjį žodį, kuris gali išgelbėti jūsų sielas.
Ja 1:21 Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.
Joz 15:49 Dana, Kirjat Sana, tai yra Debyras,
Jos 15:49 And Dannah, and Kirjathsannah, which is Debir,
Apr 16:6 Jie praliejo šventųjų ir pranašų kraują, todėl duodi jiems gerti kraują. Jie to verti! "
Re 16:6 For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.
Iš 9:23 Mozė pakėlė savo lazdą dangaus link, ir Viešpats pasiuntė perkūniją ir krušą, žemėn liejosi ugnis. Viešpats bėrė ledų krušą ant Egipto žemės.
Ex 9:23 And Moses stretched forth his rod toward heaven: and the LORD sent thunder and hail, and the fire ran along upon the ground; and the LORD rained hail upon the land of Egypt.
Mt 10:11 Atėję į kokį nors miestą ar kaimą, susiieškokite vertą žmogų ir apsistokite pas jį, kol išvyksite.
Mat 10:11 And into whatsoever city or town ye shall enter, enquire who in it is worthy; and there abide till ye go thence.
1Kar 15:26 Jis darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, eidamas savo tėvo pėdomis ir darydamas nuodėmę, į kurią jis buvo įvedęs Izraelį.
1Ki 15:26 And he did evil in the sight of the LORD, and walked in the way of his father, and in his sin wherewith he made Israel to sin.
Lk 10:16 Kas jūsų klauso, manęs klauso. Kas jus niekina, mane niekina. O kas niekina mane, niekina tą, kuris yra mane siuntęs. "
Lu 10:16 He that heareth you heareth me; and he that despiseth you despiseth me; and he that despiseth me despiseth him that sent me.
Ez 30:15 Ant Sino, Egipto tvirtovės, išliesiu savo įniršįir Nojo turtus sunaikinsiu.
Eze 30:15 And I will pour my fury upon Sin, the strength of Egypt; and I will cut off the multitude of No.
Pr 41:6 Žiūri, po jų išaugo septynios tuščios ir rytų vėjo nualintos varpos.
Ge 41:6 And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them.
Įst 9:23 O kai Viešpats siuntė jus iš Kadeš Barnėjos, sakydamas: ‘Keliaukite ir paveldėkite kraštą, kurį esu jums davęs’, jūs maištavote prieš Viešpaties, savo Dievo, įsakymą, nepasitikėdami juo ir nepaklusdami jam.
De 9:23 Likewise when the LORD sent you from Kadeshbarnea, saying, Go up and possess the land which I have given you; then ye rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God, and ye believed him not, nor hearkened to his voice.
1Krn 27:20 Efraimo giminės žmonių ­ Azazijo sūnus Ozėjas, pusės Manaso giminės ­ Pedajo sūnus Joelis,
1Ch 27:20 Of the children of Ephraim, Hoshea the son of Azaziah: of the half tribe of Manasseh, Joel the son of Pedaiah:
Ts 14:20 O Samsono nuotaka buvo atiduota jo palydovui, buvusiam jo pajauniu.
Judg 14:20 But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend.
Joz 11:12 Jozuė paėmė visus anuos karališkuosius miestus ir jų karalius. Skirdamas sunaikinti jis nužudė juos kalaviju, kaip Dievo tarnas Mozė buvo įsakęs.
Jos 11:12 And all the cities of those kings, and all the kings of them, did Joshua take, and smote them with the edge of the sword, and he utterly destroyed them, as Moses the servant of the LORD commanded.
Oz 7:15 Aš juos protinau ir stiprinau jų rankas, tačiau jie rezga pikta apie mane.
Ho 7:15 Though I have bound and strengthened their arms, yet do they imagine mischief against me.
2Kar 16:3 bet ėjo Izraelio karalių pėdomis. Net savo sūnų atidavė ugniai pagal pasibjaurėtiną paprotį tautų, kurias Viešpats buvo pašalinęs izraelitams iš kelio.
2Ki 16:3 But he walked in the way of the kings of Israel, yea, and made his son to pass through the fire, according to the abominations of the heathen, whom the LORD cast out from before the children of Israel.
Pr 36:27 Ecero sūnūs: Bilhanas, Zavanas ir Akanas.
Ge 36:27 The children of Ezer are these; Bilhan, and Zaavan, and Akan.
Est 1:17 Visos moterys, išgirdusios gandus apie karalienės elgesį, žiūrės su panieka į savo vyrus, manydamos: ‘Karalius Ahasveras įsakė, kad karalienė Vaštė būtų atvesta pas jį, bet ji nėjo. ’
Es 1:17 For this deed of the queen shall come abroad unto all women, so that they shall despise their husbands in their eyes, when it shall be reported, The king Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the queen to be brought in before him, but she came not.
Mt 19:28 O Jėzus jiems atsakė: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: pasaulio atgimime, kai Žmogaus Sūnus sėdės savo šlovės soste, jūs, mano sekėjai, irgi sėdėsite dvylikoje sostų, teisdami dvylika Izraelio giminių.
Mat 19:28 And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.

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