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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 21:17 Jie surengė žygį prieš Judą, įsiveržė ir pagrobė visą nuosavybę, rastą karaliaus rūmuose, kartu su jo vaikais ir žmonomis. Jam buvo paliktas tik vienas sūnus ­ Jehoahazas, pats jauniausias.
2Ch 21:17 And they came up into Judah, and brake into it, and carried away all the substance that was found in the king's house, and his sons also, and his wives; so that there was never a son left him, save Jehoahaz, the youngest of his sons.
Kol 3:25 Kas daro neteisybę, susilauks bausmės už savo neteisumą, ir nebus žiūrima asmens.
Co 3:25 But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons.
1Tim 4:15 Rūpinkis šitais dalykais, atsidėk jiems, kad visi matytų tavo pažangą.
1Ti 4:15 Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly to them; that thy profiting may appear to all.
Sk 28:9 Šabo dieną aukosite du sveikus metinius avinėlius ir du dešimtadalius efos geriausių miltų javų atnašai, įmaišytų aliejumi, ir jos liejamąją atnašą.
Nu 28:9 And on the sabbath day two lambs of the first year without spot, and two tenth deals of flour for a meat offering, mingled with oil, and the drink offering thereof:
Jer 38:28 O Jeremijas pasiliko sargybos kiemo būste ligi tos dienos, kai Jeruzalė buvo paimta. O štai kaip Jeruzalė buvo paimta.
Jer 38:28 So Jeremiah abode in the court of the prison until the day that Jerusalem was taken: and he was there when Jerusalem was taken.
Sk 20:9 Mozė paėmė lazdą, buvusią Viešpaties akivaizdoje, kaip jis buvo jam įsakęs.
Nu 20:9 And Moses took the rod from before the LORD, as he commanded him.
Rom 2:28 Ne tas yra tikras žydas, kuris viešai laikomas žydu, ir ne tas tikras apipjaustymas, kuris išoriškai atliktas kūne.
Ro 2:28 For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh:
Ts 9:49 Taigi visi kariai nusikirto po šaką ir, nužygiavę paskui Abimelechą, sukrovė jas prie tvirtovės. Tada jie padegė tvirtovę virš buvusiųjų viduje. Taip žuvo visi Migdal Sichemo žmonės ­ apie tūkstantį vyrų ir moterų.
Judg 9:49 And all the people likewise cut down every man his bough, and followed Abimelech, and put them to the hold, and set the hold on fire upon them; so that all the men of the tower of Shechem died also, about a thousand men and women.
Iz 10:34 Miško tankynes iškirs kirvis, ir didingieji Libano medžiai kris.
Isa 10:34 And he shall cut down the thickets of the forest with iron, and Lebanon shall fall by a mighty one.
Zch 12:8 Tą dieną Viešpats taip apsaugos Jeruzalės gyventojus, kad silpniausias iš jų bus kaip Dovydas, o Dovydo namai ­ lyg Dievas, lyg Viešpaties angelas jų priekyje.
Zec 12:8 In that day shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and he that is feeble among them at that day shall be as David; and the house of David shall be as God, as the angel of the LORD before them.
Job 3:9 Teaptemsta aušros žvaigždė, tesiilgi ji šviesos, bet tenesulaukia; tenemato ji ryto spindulių dėl to,
Job 3:9 Let the stars of the twilight thereof be dark; let it look for light, but have none; neither let it see the dawning of the day:
1Jn 4:4 Jūs esate iš Dievo, vaikeliai, ir nugalėjote juos, nes tasai, kuris jumyse, didesnis už tą, kuris pasaulyje.
1J 4:4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
Ps 106:21 Jie užmiršo Dievą, savo Gelbėtoją, padariusį didžių dalykų Egipte.
Ps 106:21 They forgat God their saviour, which had done great things in Egypt;
1Krn 1:1 Adomas, Setas, Enošas,
1Ch 1:1 Adam, Sheth, Enosh,
Kun 21:15 kad nesuterštų savo palikuonių savo giminėje, nes aš, Viešpats, jį pašventinu. ’"
Le 21:15 Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the LORD do sanctify him.
Jer 30:24 Deginąs Viešpaties pyktis nesiliaus, kol neužbaigs ir neįvykdys jo širdies užmojų. Kai ateis dienų pabaiga, aiškiai suprasite.
Jer 30:24 The fierce anger of the LORD shall not return, until he hath done it, and until he have performed the intents of his heart: in the latter days ye shall consider it.
Ef 4:11 Tai jis paskyrė vienus apaštalais, kitus pranašais, evangelistais, ganytojais ir mokytojais,
Ep 4:11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;
Iz 1:15 Kai jūs tiesite rankas, aš nukreipsiu savo akis nuo jūsų. Net jei ilgai melsitės, aš jūsų negirdėsiu. Jūsų rankos kruvinos!
Isa 1:15 And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood.
Ps 57:10 Juk tavo gerumas didis kaip dangus, o ištikimybė siekia debesis.
Ps 57:10 For thy mercy is great unto the heavens, and thy truth unto the clouds.
Ef 5:31 Todėl žmogus paliks tėvą bei motiną ir glausis prie savo žmonos, ir du taps vienu kūnu.
Ep 5:31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

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