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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 10:7 O kai turi būti sušaukta bendrija, trimituosite, bet pavojaus neskelbsite.
Nu 10:7 But when the congregation is to be gathered together, ye shall blow, but ye shall not sound an alarm.
Jer 22:2 Sakyk: ‘Judo karaliau, sėdintis Dovydo soste, klausykis Viešpaties žodžio tu pats, tavo dvariškiai ir valdiniai, įeinantys pro šiuos vartus! "
Jer 22:2 And say, Hear the word of the LORD, O king of Judah, that sittest upon the throne of David, thou, and thy servants, and thy people that enter in by these gates:
2Sam 18:18 Dar gyvas būdamas, Abšalomas buvo padirbęs ir pasistatęs sau paminklą Karaliaus slėnyje. "Neturiu sūnaus, ­ sakė jis, ­ kuris išlaikytų mano vardo atminimą. " Paminklą pavadino savo vardu, užtat ir šiandien jis vadinamas Abšalomo paminklu.
2Sa 18:18 Now Absalom in his lifetime had taken and reared up for himself a pillar, which is in the king's dale: for he said, I have no son to keep my name in remembrance: and he called the pillar after his own name: and it is called unto this day, Absalom's place.
Lk 14:29 Kad kartais, padėjus pamatą ir nebaigus, žmonės matydami nesišaipytų iš jo ir nesakytų:
Lu 14:29 Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,
Job 41:21 Jo alsavimas uždega anglis, iš jo nasrų veržiasi liepsnos.
Job 41:21 His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.
Fil 2:15 kad būtumėte nepeiktini ir nekalti, nesutepti Dievo vaikai sugedusioje ir iškrypusioje kartoje, kur jūs spindite tarsi žiburiai pasaulyje.
Phil 2:15 That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;
Lk 7:7 Aš taip pat nelaikiau savęs vertu ateiti pas tave. Bet tark žodį, ir tepasveiksta mano tarnas!
Lu 7:7 Wherefore neither thought I myself worthy to come unto thee: but say in a word, and my servant shall be healed.
Žyd 13:5 Gyvenkite be godumo pinigams, būkite patenkinti tuo, ką turite, nes Dievas yra pasakęs: Niekada aš tavęs nepamesiu ir neapleisiu.
He 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
Iš 12:15 Septynias dienas valgysite neraugintą duoną; jau pirmą dieną pašalinsite raugą iš savo namų, nes kas valgys raugintą duoną nuo pirmos iki septintos dienos, bus atkirstas nuo Izraelio.
Ex 12:15 Seven days shall ye eat unleavened bread; even the first day ye shall put away leaven out of your houses: for whosoever eateth leavened bread from the first day until the seventh day, that soul shall be cut off from Israel.
Kun 8:19 ir avinas buvo papjautas. Mozė apšlakstė krauju visus aukuro šonus.
Le 8:19 And he killed it; and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.
Ezd 10:20 iš Imero palikuonių ­ Hananis ir Zebadija;
Ezr 10:20 And of the sons of Immer; Hanani, and Zebadiah.
Job 31:21 jeigu pakėliau ranką prieš našlaitį, žinodamas, kad įtakingas teisme,
Job 31:21 If I have lifted up my hand against the fatherless, when I saw my help in the gate:
Pr 21:5 Abraomas buvo šimto metų, kai jam gimė sūnus Izaokas.
Ge 21:5 And Abraham was an hundred years old, when his son Isaac was born unto him.
Jn 18:6 Kai tik Jėzus ištarė: "Tai aš", jie atšoko atgal ir parpuolė ant žemės.
Jo 18:6 As soon then as he had said unto them, I am he, they went backward, and fell to the ground.
Ps 64:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo psalmė. Išgirsk mano balsą, Dieve, kai skundžiuosi; saugok mano gyvastį nuo priešų keliamo siaubo.
Ps 64:1 Hear my voice, O God, in my prayer: preserve my life from fear of the enemy.
Pr 50:25 Tuomet Juozapas prisaikdino Izraelio sūnus, tardamas: "Po Dievo apsilankymo paimkite iš čia mano kaulus. "
Ge 50:25 And Joseph took an oath of the children of Israel, saying, God will surely visit you, and ye shall carry up my bones from hence.
Ez 33:20 Tačiau jūs sakote: ‘Viešpaties kelias nėra teisingas! ’ Izraelio namai, teisiu jus, paisydamas jūsų kelių! "
Eze 33:20 Yet ye say, The way of the Lord is not equal. O ye house of Israel, I will judge you every one after his ways.
Apd 14:13 Priemiestyje esančios Dzeuso šventyklos kunigas liepė prie didžiųjų vartų atvaryti jaučių, papuoštų vainikais, ir norėjo kartu su minia juos paaukoti.
Ac 14:13 Then the priest of Jupiter, which was before their city, brought oxen and garlands unto the gates, and would have done sacrifice with the people.
1Krn 4:9 Jabecas buvo labiau gerbiamas, negu jo broliai; jo motina pavadino jį Jabecu, sakydama: "Pagimdžiau jį skausme. "
1Ch 4:9 And Jabez was more honourable than his brethren: and his mother called his name Jabez, saying, Because I bare him with sorrow.
Jn 11:6 Vis dėlto, išgirdęs, kad tasai serga, jis dar dvi dienas užtruko ten, kur viešėjo,
Jo 11:6 When he had heard therefore that he was sick, he abode two days still in the same place where he was.

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