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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mch 1:11 Eikite sau, Šafyro gyventojai, nuogi ir susigėdę. Neišeina Caanano gyventojai; Bet Ecelis vaitojair atims jums savo paramą.
Mic 1:11 Pass ye away, thou inhabitant of Saphir, having thy shame naked: the inhabitant of Zaanan came not forth in the mourning of Bethezel; he shall receive of you his standing.
1Kar 4:33 Jis galėdavo kalbėti apie medžius nuo kedro, esančio Libane, iki yzopo, augančio sienoje; jis galėdavo kalbėti apie gyvulius, paukščius ir žuvis.
1Ki 4:33 And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes.
Ps 147:2 Viešpats atstato Jeruzalęir surenka Izraelio tremtinius.
Ps 147:2 The LORD doth build up Jerusalem: he gathereth together the outcasts of Israel.
Dan 11:11 Pietų karalius įtūžęs išeis ir kovos su šiaurės karaliumi, sutelkusiu milžinišką kariauną, bet ji bus atiduota jo priešams į rankas.
Da 11:11 And the king of the south shall be moved with choler, and shall come forth and fight with him, even with the king of the north: and he shall set forth a great multitude; but the multitude shall be given into his hand.
Ps 105:15 "Nelieskite mano pateptųjų, neskriauskite mano pranašų! "
Ps 105:15 Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.
Jn 6:8 Vienas mokinys, Simono Petro brolis Andriejus, jam pasakė:
Jo 6:8 One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
Job 14:3 Vis dėlto į tokį įsmeigi savo akisir kvieti teistis su tavimi!
Job 14:3 And doth thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee?
Pr 14:18 O Salemo karalius Melchizedekas atnešė duonos ir vyno. Jis buvo Dievo Aukščiausiojo kunigas.
Ge 14:18 And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine: and he was the priest of the most high God.
Jok 3:5 Taip pat ir liežuvis yra mažas narys, bet moka girtis didžiais dalykais. Žiūrėkite, kokia maža ugnelė padega didžiausią girią;
Ja 3:5 Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
Pat 17:7 Kilnūs žodžiai netinka kvailajam, juo labiau ­ melas kilmingajam!
Pr 17:7 Excellent speech becometh not a fool: much less do lying lips a prince.
Pr 38:30 Po to išėjo jo brolis su raudonu siūlu ant rankutės. Jis buvo pavadintas Zerachu.
Ge 38:30 And afterward came out his brother, that had the scarlet thread upon his hand: and his name was called Zarah.
Joz 2:15 Tada ji nuleido juos ant žemės virve pro langą, nes jos namai buvo prie išorinio miesto sienos mūro; ji gyveno pačiame sienos mūre.
Jos 2:15 Then she let them down by a cord through the window: for her house was upon the town wall, and she dwelt upon the wall.
Ez 4:9 Pasiimk kviečių, miežių, pupų, lęšių, sorų ir speltų, supilk juos į vieną indą ir išsikepk duonos. Ją turėsi valgyti tiek dienų, kiek gulėsi ant šono, ­ tris šimtus devyniasdešimt dienų.
Eze 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
Įst 18:16 Viešpaties, savo Dievo, prašei sueigos dieną prie Horebo, sakydamas: ‘Neleisk man ilgiau klausytis Viešpaties, mano Dievo, balso ar vėl kada regėti šią baisią ugnį, kad nenumirčiau. ’
De 18:16 According to all that thou desiredst of the LORD thy God in Horeb in the day of the assembly, saying, Let me not hear again the voice of the LORD my God, neither let me see this great fire any more, that I die not.
1Tim 3:12 Diakonai tebūnie tik kartą vedę , gerai tvarkantys savo vaikus ir namus.
1Ti 3:12 Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.
Oz 12:13 Per pranašą Viešpats išvedė Izraelį iš Egipto, per pranašą Izraelis ir buvo išlaikytas.
Ho 12:13 And by a prophet the LORD brought Israel out of Egypt, and by a prophet was he preserved.
Mt 28:6 Jo čia nebėra, jis prisikėlė, kaip buvo sakęs. Įeikite, apžiūrėkite vietą, kur jo gulėta.
Mat 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
Įst 22:18 To miesto seniūnai paims tą vyrą ir nuplaks.
De 22:18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
Neh 10:9 levitai: Azanijos sūnus Jozuė, iš Henadado sūnų ­ Binujas ir Kadmielis
Ne 10:9 And the Levites: both Jeshua the son of Azaniah, Binnui of the sons of Henadad, Kadmiel;
Mt 25:17 Taip pat tas, kuris gavo du talentus, pelnė kitus du.
Mat 25:17 And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.

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