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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 119:165 Didi ramybė mylintiems tavo Įstatymą; jiems nėra suklupimo akmens.
Ps 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.
1Krn 29:24 Visi vadai ir galiūnai, taip pat visi kiti karaliaus Dovydo sūnūs, pareikšdami ištikimybę, padavė ranką karaliui Saliamonui.
1Ch 29:24 And all the princes, and the mighty men, and all the sons likewise of king David, submitted themselves unto Solomon the king.
1Krn 26:23 Iš Amramo, iccharų, hebronų ir uzielitų
1Ch 26:23 Of the Amramites, and the Izharites, the Hebronites, and the Uzzielites:
1Krn 6:70 o iš pusės Manaso giminės ­ Aneras su ganyklomis, Bileamas su ganyklomis. Tiek duota kitoms Kehato palikuonių kiltims.
1Ch 6:70 And out of the half tribe of Manasseh; Aner with her suburbs, and Bileam with her suburbs, for the family of the remnant of the sons of Kohath.
Ps 106:2 Kas gali apsakyti didžius Viešpaties darbusar pajėgti jį pašlovinti?
Ps 106:2 Who can utter the mighty acts of the LORD? who can shew forth all his praise?
Neh 9:24 Tad palikuonys įžengė ir paveldėjo kraštą: tu nugalėjai prieš juos krašto gyventojus kanaaniečius, atidavei jiems į rankas kartu su jų karaliais ir tautomis, kad pasielgtų su jais, kaip jiems patinka.
Ne 9:24 So the children went in and possessed the land, and thou subduedst before them the inhabitants of the land, the Canaanites, and gavest them into their hands, with their kings, and the people of the land, that they might do with them as they would.
Mt 14:15 Atėjus vakarui, prisiartino mokiniai ir tarė: "Vietovė tuščia, ir jau vėlus metas. Atleisk žmones, kad, nuėję į kaimus, nusipirktų maisto. "
Mat 14:15 And when it was evening, his disciples came to him, saying, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages, and buy themselves victuals.
Jer 21:12 "Klausykitės Viešpaties žodžio, Dovydo namai! Taip kalba Viešpats: ‘Vykdykite kasdien teisingumą, gelbėkite nuskriaustąjį iš skriaudiko nagų, antraip mano pyktis suliepsnos tarsi ugnis, jis liepsnos, ir niekas jo neužgesinsdėl jūsų nedorų darbų.
Jer 21:12 O house of David, thus saith the LORD; Execute judgment in the morning, and deliver him that is spoiled out of the hand of the oppressor, lest my fury go out like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
Iz 65:6 Štai visa tai priešais mane užrašyta; nebetylėsiu, kol neatsiskaitysiu. Atmokėsiu jiems, kaip jie nusipelnė,
Isa 65:6 Behold, it is written before me: I will not keep silence, but will recompense, even recompense into their bosom,
Est 4:1 Sužinojęs visa, kas buvo įvykę, Mordechajas persiplėšė drabužius, apsivilko ašutine, apsibarstė galvą pelenais ir, garsiai bei karčiai verkdamas, ėjo per miestą.
Es 4:1 When Mordecai perceived all that was done, Mordecai rent his clothes, and put on sackcloth with ashes, and went out into the midst of the city, and cried with a loud and a bitter cry;
Sk 7:25 Jo atnaša buvo sidabro dubuo, sveriantis šimtą trisdešimt šekelių, sidabro taurė, sverianti septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilni geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:25 His offering was one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
Kol 4:7 Apie mano reikalus jums viską praneš Tichikas, mylimas brolis, ištikimas padėjėjas ir bendradarbis Viešpatyje.
Co 4:7 All my state shall Tychicus declare unto you, who is a beloved brother, and a faithful minister and fellowservant in the Lord:
Ps 121:5 Viešpats tave saugo, tavo dešinėje Viešpats ­ tavo užuovėja.
Ps 121:5 The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand.
Sk 24:8 Dievas, vedantis jį iš Egipto, jam tarsi laukinio jaučio ragų galia. Jis surys sau priešingas tautas, sutrupindamas jų kaulus, perverdamas juos savo strėlėmis.
Nu 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
Pat 30:31 gaidys, išdidžiai žingsniuojantis, ožysir karalius, kai nėra kas jam priešintųsi.
Pr 30:31 A greyhound; an he goat also; and a king, against whom there is no rising up.
Ps 10:5 Nedorėliui visada gerai klojasi; tavo nuosprendžiai jam tolimi, jis šaiposi iš visų savo priešų.
Ps 10:5 His ways are always grievous; thy judgments are far above out of his sight: as for all his enemies, he puffeth at them.
Joz 9:2 šie sudarė sąjungą kovoti su Jozue ir Izraeliu.
Jos 9:2 That they gathered themselves together, to fight with Joshua and with Israel, with one accord.
Iz 59:6 Jų voratinkliai netinka drabužiams, savo audiniais jie neapsiklos. Jų darbai ­ nedori darbai; iš jų rankų ateina smurto darbai.
Isa 59:6 Their webs shall not become garments, neither shall they cover themselves with their works: their works are works of iniquity, and the act of violence is in their hands.
Ezd 10:2 Jehielio sūnus Šechanija iš Elamo palikuonių kreipėsi į Ezrą, tardamas: "Mes iš tikrųjų nusižengėme savo Dievui, vesdami svetimtautes moteris iš šalies tautų. Bet, nepaisant to, net dabar yra Izraeliui vilties.
Ezr 10:2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
Iz 44:25 Aš ­ tas, kuris nieku paverčia kerėtojų ženklusir burtininkus padaro žiopliais. Aš ­ tas, kuris išminčius priverčia pergalvotiir jų pažinimą padaro kvailą.
Isa 44:25 That frustrateth the tokens of the liars, and maketh diviners mad; that turneth wise men backward, and maketh their knowledge foolish;

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