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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 6:5 Jei esame suaugę su jo mirties paveikslu, tai būsime suaugę ir su prisikėlimo.
Ro 6:5 For if we have been planted together in the likeness of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of his resurrection:
Iz 47:4 sako mūsų Atpirkėjas. Jo vardas ­ Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Šventasis.
Isa 47:4 As for our redeemer, the LORD of hosts is his name, the Holy One of Israel.
2Krn 20:13 Tuo tarpu visas Judas stovėjo prieš Viešpatį drauge su savo mažyliais, žmonomis ir vaikais.
2Ch 20:13 And all Judah stood before the LORD, with their little ones, their wives, and their children.
Iz 44:5 Vieni sakys: ‘Aš esu Viešpaties! ’ ­kiti vadinsis Jokūbo vardu, o dar kiti ant rankos užsirašys ‘Viešpaties’ir didžiuosis Izraelio vardu. "
Isa 44:5 One shall say, I am the LORD's; and another shall call himself by the name of Jacob; and another shall subscribe with his hand unto the LORD, and surname himself by the name of Israel.
Ez 27:4 Tavo sienos ­ marių širdyje, o tavo statytojai padarė tave tobulai gražų.
Eze 27:4 Thy borders are in the midst of the seas, thy builders have perfected thy beauty.
Mt 4:6 ir sako: "Jei tu Dievo Sūnus, pulk žemyn, nes parašyta: Jis lieps savo angelams globoti tave, ir jie nešios tave ant rankų, kad neužsigautum kojos į akmenį. "
Mat 4:6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
Ps 106:46 Jis išgaudavo jiems pasigailėjimą iš tų, kurie laikė juos nelaisvėje.
Ps 106:46 He made them also to be pitied of all those that carried them captives.
Jer 52:32 Jis kalbėjosi su juo taikingai ir paskyrė jam sostą, šaunesnį už sostus kitų karalių, buvusių pas jį Babilone.
Jer 52:32 And spake kindly unto him, and set his throne above the throne of the kings that were with him in Babylon,
Iš 18:21 Be to, turėtum paieškoti visoje tautoje pajėgių vyrų ­ vyrų, bijančių Dievo, patikimų ir sąžiningų. Paskirk tokius vyrus kaip pareigūnus tūkstančiams, šimtams, penkiasdešimtims ir dešimtims.
Ex 18:21 Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness; and place such over them, to be rulers of thousands, and rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens:
Sk 19:8 Panašiai ir tas, kuris sudegino telyčią, išsiskalbs drabužius vandenyje ir apsiplaus kūną vandeniu. Jis bus nešvarus iki vakaro.
Nu 19:8 And he that burneth her shall wash his clothes in water, and bathe his flesh in water, and shall be unclean until the even.
Lk 9:43 Ir visi neteko žado dėl Dievo didybės.
Lu 9:43 And they were all amazed at the mighty power of God. But while they wondered every one at all things which Jesus did, he said unto his disciples,
Rom 7:15 Aš net neišmanau, ką darąs, nes darau ne tai, ko noriu, bet tai, ko nekenčiu.
Ro 7:15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I.
Jer 32:15 nes taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Namai, dirvos ir vynuogynai bus vėl perkami šitame krašte! ’"
Jer 32:15 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Houses and fields and vineyards shall be possessed again in this land.
Ez 29:5 Nublokšiu tave į dykumą, tave ir visas tavo srautų žuvis. Krisi po atviru dangumi, ir niekas tavęs nepakels ir nepalaidos. Kaip maistą atidaviau tavežemės žvėrims ir padangių paukščiams.
Eze 29:5 And I will leave thee thrown into the wilderness, thee and all the fish of thy rivers: thou shalt fall upon the open fields; thou shalt not be brought together, nor gathered: I have given thee for meat to the beasts of the field and to the fowls of the heaven.
Jok 2:26 Kaip kūnas be dvasios miręs, taip ir tikėjimas be darbų negyvas.
Ja 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
1Jn 3:20 jei mūsų širdis imtų mus smerkti: Dievas didesnis už mūsų širdį ir viską pažįsta.
1J 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things.
Iš 9:21 O kiti, nepaisydami Viešpaties žodžio, paliko savo vergus ir galvijus atvirame lauke.
Ex 9:21 And he that regarded not the word of the LORD left his servants and his cattle in the field.
Lk 24:34 kurie sakė: "Viešpats tikrai prisikėlė ir pasirodė Simonui. "
Lu 24:34 Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon.
Apr 22:12 Štai aš veikiai ateinu, atsinešdamas atlygį, ir kiekvienam atmokėsiu pagal jo darbus.
Re 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
2Sam 5:23 Dovydas teiravosi Viešpaties, ir jis atsakė: "Neik iš priekio, bet apeik užnugarin ir užklupk juos priešais balzamo medžius.
2Sa 5:23 And when David enquired of the LORD, he said, Thou shalt not go up; but fetch a compass behind them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees.

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