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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 11:11 Tai pasakęs, pridūrė: "Mūsų bičiulis Lozorius užmigo, bet aš eisiu jo pažadinti. "
Jo 11:11 These things said he: and after that he saith unto them, Our friend Lazarus sleepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sleep.
Pr 31:52 Šis kauburys yra liudytojas ir šis paminklas yra liudytojas, kad nei aš žengsiu toliau už šio kauburio ir už šio paminklo prieš tave, nei tu žengsi toliau už šio kauburio ir už šio paminklo prieš mane, norėdamas pikta daryti.
Ge 31:52 This heap be witness, and this pillar be witness, that I will not pass over this heap to thee, and that thou shalt not pass over this heap and this pillar unto me, for harm.
Ez 18:14 Žiūrėk! Jei tas žmogus pagimdytų sūnų, kuris, pamatęs visas savo tėvo padarytas nuodėmes, apsigalvoja ir nesielgia panašiai,
Eze 18:14 Now, lo, if he beget a son, that seeth all his father's sins which he hath done, and considereth, and doeth not such like,
Jer 26:10 Išgirdę apie visa tai, Judo didžiūnai palypėjo iš karaliaus rūmų į Viešpaties Namus ir susėdo savo krėsluose teisti Viešpaties Namų Naujuosiuose vartuose.
Jer 26:10 When the princes of Judah heard these things, then they came up from the king's house unto the house of the LORD, and sat down in the entry of the new gate of the LORD's house.
Mk 15:38 Tuo metu šventovės uždanga perplyšo į dvi dalis nuo viršaus iki apačios.
Mar 15:38 And the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom.
2Krn 18:17 "Argi nesakiau, ­ tarė Izraelio karalius Juozapatui, ­ kad jis nepranašaus apie mane nieko palankaus, bet tik nelaimę? "
2Ch 18:17 And the king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would not prophesy good unto me, but evil?
Apr 19:14 Jį lydėjo dangaus galybių pulkai ant baltų žirgų, apsivilkę tyros baltos drobės drabužiais.
Re 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
Rom 15:16 būti pagonims Kristaus Jėzaus tarnu ir kaip kunigui skleisti Dievo Evangeliją, kad pagonys taptų priimtina atnaša, pašventinta Šventosios Dvasios.
Ro 15:16 That I should be the minister of Jesus Christ to the Gentiles, ministering the gospel of God, that the offering up of the Gentiles might be acceptable, being sanctified by the Holy Ghost.
Apr 11:11 O po pusketvirtos dienos gyvybės dvasia nuo Dievo įžengė į juodu. Jie pašoko ant kojų, ir didžiulė baimė pagavo tuos, kurie į juos žiūrėjo.
Re 11:11 And after three days and an half the spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.
Mt 10:7 Eikite ir skelbkite, jog prisiartino dangaus karalystė.
Mat 10:7 And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Iz 61:1 Viešpaties DIEVO dvasia su manimi, nes Viešpats patepė mane, kad neščiau gerąją naujieną vargdieniams. Jis pasiuntė mane guosti prislėgtųjų, skelbti belaisviams laisvęir atidaryti kalėjimo duris kaliniams,
Isa 61:1 The Spirit of the Lord GOD is upon me; because the LORD hath anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to them that are bound;
1Kor 10:6 Tie įvykiai yra mums pavyzdys, kad negeistume blogio, kaip anie geidė.
1C 10:6 Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted.
Sk 4:37 Tiek buvo sąraše įrašytų iš kehatų kilčių, ėjusių tarnybą Susitikimo Palapinėje. Mozė ir Aaronas įtraukė juos į sąrašą, vykdydami Mozei duotą Viešpaties įsakymą.
Nu 4:37 These were they that were numbered of the families of the Kohathites, all that might do service in the tabernacle of the congregation, which Moses and Aaron did number according to the commandment of the LORD by the hand of Moses.
Ps 23:4 Nors einu per tamsiausią slėnį, nebijau jokio pavojaus, nes tu su manimi. Tavo Ganytojo lazda ir vėzdasapgins mane.
Ps 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Įst 2:11 Panašiai kaip anakiečiai, jie paprastai buvo laikomi refajais, nors moabitai juos vadina emais.
De 2:11 Which also were accounted giants, as the Anakims; but the Moabites called them Emims.
Jer 49:29 Pasigrobkite jų palapines ir kaimenes, palapinių dangas ir reikmenis. Išsiveskite jų kupranugarius ir šaukite: ‘Siaubas visur! ’
Jer 49:29 Their tents and their flocks shall they take away: they shall take to themselves their curtains, and all their vessels, and their camels; and they shall cry unto them, Fear is on every side.
1Kar 17:18 Tada ji tarė Elijui: "Ką pikta, Dievo tarne, aš tau padariau, kad turėjai pas mane ateiti man kaltės priminti ir mano sūnaus nužudyti? "
1Ki 17:18 And she said unto Elijah, What have I to do with thee, O thou man of God? art thou come unto me to call my sin to remembrance, and to slay my son?
2Krn 20:8 Jame jie įsikūrė, jame pastatė šventyklą tavo vardui, tardami:
2Ch 20:8 And they dwelt therein, and have built thee a sanctuary therein for thy name, saying,
Įst 12:27 Atnašausi savo deginamąsias aukas, mėsą ir kraują, ant Viešpaties, savo Dievo, aukuro; kitų tavo aukų kraujas iš tikrųjų bus išlietas prie Viešpaties, tavo Dievo, aukuro, bet mėsą gali valgyti.
De 12:27 And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh.
Ps 60:4 Visiems, tavęs pagarbiai bijantiems, iškelk ženklą, prie kurio telktumės, kad nepralaimėtume. Sela.
Ps 60:4 Thou hast given a banner to them that fear thee, that it may be displayed because of the truth. Selah.

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