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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 8:3 Kiekvienas vyriausiasis kunigas skiriamas atnašauti dovanas ir aukas, tad ir šitas privalo turėti, ką atnašauti.
He 8:3 For every high priest is ordained to offer gifts and sacrifices: wherefore it is of necessity that this man have somewhat also to offer.
Lk 9:24 Kas nori išgelbėti savo gyvybę, tas ją praras, o kas pražudys dėl manęs savo gyvybę, tas ją išgelbės.
Lu 9:24 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it.
Oz 13:3 Todėl jie bus kaip ryto debesisarba kaip anksti krintanti rasa, kaip audros nunešti nuo klojimo pelaiarba kaip dūmas, kylantis pro langą.
Ho 13:3 Therefore they shall be as the morning cloud and as the early dew that passeth away, as the chaff that is driven with the whirlwind out of the floor, and as the smoke out of the chimney.
2Krn 22:3 Ir jis ėjo Ahabo namų keliu, nes jo motina patardavo jam nedorai elgtis.
2Ch 22:3 He also walked in the ways of the house of Ahab: for his mother was his counsellor to do wickedly.
Pr 1:9 Dievas tarė: "Tebūna sutelkti vandenys po dangumi į vieną vietą ir tepasirodo sausuma! " Taip ir įvyko.
Ge 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
2Krn 9:10 Be to, Hiramo tarnai ir Saliamono tarnai, kurie pargabeno aukso iš Ofyro, pargabeno taip pat algumo medžio ir brangakmenių.
2Ch 9:10 And the servants also of Huram, and the servants of Solomon, which brought gold from Ophir, brought algum trees and precious stones.
1Kar 20:2 Pas karalių Ahabą į miestą jis siuntė pasiuntinius
1Ki 20:2 And he sent messengers to Ahab king of Israel into the city, and said unto him, Thus saith Benhadad,
Sk 7:21 jautuką, aviną ir mitulį avinėlį kaip deginamąją auką,
Nu 7:21 One young bullock, one ram, one lamb of the first year, for a burnt offering:
Rut 1:15 Noomė tarė: "Matai, tavo svainė sugrįžo į savo tautą ir prie savo dievų. Grįžk ir tu, sek savo svainę! "
Ru 1:15 And she said, Behold, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people, and unto her gods: return thou after thy sister in law.
Lk 2:48 Pamatę jį, gimdytojai labai nustebo, ir jo motina jam tarė: "Vaikeli, kam mums taip padarei? ! Štai tavo tėvas ir aš su sielvartu ieškome tavęs. "
Lu 2:48 And when they saw him, they were amazed: and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold, thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing.
Lk 21:34 Saugokitės, kad jūsų širdis nebūtų apsunkusi nuo svaigalų, girtybės ir kasdienių rūpesčių, kad toji diena neužkluptų jūsų netikėtai.
Lu 21:34 And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.
2Kar 13:1 Dvidešimt trečiais Judo karaliaus Ahazijo sūnaus Jehoašo metais Jehuvo sūnus Jehoahazas tapo Izraelio karaliumi ir karaliavo Samarijoje septyniolika metų.
2Ki 13:1 In the three and twentieth year of Joash the son of Ahaziah king of Judah Jehoahaz the son of Jehu began to reign over Israel in Samaria, and reigned seventeen years.
Kun 15:18 Jei vyras guli su moterimi ir patiria sėklos išsiliejimą, jiedu abu turi išsimaudyti vandenyje ir liks nešvarūs ligi vakaro.
Le 15:18 The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.
Ez 2:8 O tu, žmogau, klausykis, ką aš tau kalbu, ir nebūk maištingas kaip maištingieji namai. Atverk savo burną ir suvalgyk, ką duodu. "
Eze 2:8 But thou, son of man, hear what I say unto thee; Be not thou rebellious like that rebellious house: open thy mouth, and eat that I give thee.
1Kor 4:7 Kas gi tave išskiria iš kitų? Ir ką gi turi, ko nebūtum gavęs? O jei esi gavęs, tai ko giriesi, lyg nebūtum gavęs?
1C 4:7 For who maketh thee to differ from another? and what hast thou that thou didst not receive? now if thou didst receive it, why dost thou glory, as if thou hadst not received it?
Joz 6:9 Priekinė sauga žygiavo pirma ragus pučiančių kunigų, o užpakalinė sauga ėjo paskui Skrynią, ragams visą laiką gaudžiant.
Jos 6:9 And the armed men went before the priests that blew with the trumpets, and the rereward came after the ark, the priests going on, and blowing with the trumpets.
Ts 21:1 Izraelio vyrai buvo davę priesaiką Micpoje: "Nė vienas iš mūsų neleis savo dukters už Benjamino giminės vyro. "
Judg 21:1 Now the men of Israel had sworn in Mizpeh, saying, There shall not any of us give his daughter unto Benjamin to wife.
Job 22:5 Argi ne dėl to, kad didelis tavo nedorumas, kad tavo nuodėmėms nėra galo?
Job 22:5 Is not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite?
2Krn 4:13 keturis šimtus granatmedžio obuolių dviem vainikams, po dvi eiles granatmedžio obuolių kiekvienam vainikui, dviem antgalių užraitams apdengti ant stulpų viršūnių.
2Ch 4:13 And four hundred pomegranates on the two wreaths; two rows of pomegranates on each wreath, to cover the two pommels of the chapiters which were upon the pillars.
Sk 29:9 Jų javų atnaša bus geriausi miltai, įmaišyti aliejumi: trys dešimtadaliai efos prie jaučio, du dešimtadaliai prie avino,
Nu 29:9 And their meat offering shall be of flour mingled with oil, three tenth deals to a bullock, and two tenth deals to one ram,

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