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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kar 20:1 Aramo karalius Ben Hadadas sutelkė visą savo kariuomenę ir, lydimas trisdešimt dviejų karalių, drauge su raiteliais ir kovos vežimais atžygiavo į Samariją, puolė ją ir apgulė.
1Ki 20:1 And Benhadad the king of Syria gathered all his host together: and there were thirty and two kings with him, and horses, and chariots; and he went up and besieged Samaria, and warred against it.
Žyd 10:33 tiek patys išstatyti viešam pajuokimui ir smurtui, tiek būdami bendrininkai tų, kurie taip buvo skriaudžiami.
He 10:33 Partly, whilst ye were made a gazingstock both by reproaches and afflictions; and partly, whilst ye became companions of them that were so used.
Dan 7:17 "Šie keturi galingi žvėrys ­ tai keturi karaliai, kurie iškils žemėje.
Da 7:17 These great beasts, which are four, are four kings, which shall arise out of the earth.
Iš 23:23 Kai mano angelas, eidamas pirma tavęs, atves tave pas amoritus, hetitus, perizus, kanaaniečius, hivus bei jebusiečius, ir aš juos išnaikinsiu,
Ex 23:23 For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.
Neh 13:30 Taip apvaliau juos nuo visko, kas svetima, ir sutvarkiau kunigų ir levitų pareigas, kiekvienam pagal jo tarnybą.
Ne 13:30 Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;
Koh 8:4 Kadangi karaliaus žodis galingas, kas gali jam sakyti: "Kodėl taip darai? "
Ec 8:4 Where the word of a king is, there is power: and who may say unto him, What doest thou?
1Sam 1:21 Vyras Elkana ir visa šeima ėjo atnašauti Viešpačiui metinės aukos ir įvykdyti įžado.
1Sa 1:21 And the man Elkanah, and all his house, went up to offer unto the LORD the yearly sacrifice, and his vow.
Jn 14:7 Jeigu pažinote mane, tai pažinsite ir mano Tėvą. Jau dabar jį pažįstate ir esate matę. "
Jo 14:7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.
2Sam 3:30 Joabas ir jo brolis Abišajas nužudė Abnerą už tai, kad jis buvo užmušęs jų brolį Asaelį Gibeone.
2Sa 3:30 So Joab, and Abishai his brother slew Abner, because he had slain their brother Asahel at Gibeon in the battle.
Mt 17:11 Jis atsakė: "Tiesa, Elijas turi ateiti ir viską atitaisyti.
Mat 17:11 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, and restore all things.
Ps 84:9 Dieve, maloniai pažvelk į mūsų skydą, pasižiūrėk į savo pateptojo veidą!
Ps 84:9 Behold, O God our shield, and look upon the face of thine anointed.
Jer 31:28 Kaip anuomet budėjau juos išraudamas, griaudamas, naikindamas, žlugdydamas ir siųsdamas pražūtin, taip budėsiu jų labui, kad atstatyčiau ir iš naujo pasodinčiau, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 31:28 And it shall come to pass, that like as I have watched over them, to pluck up, and to break down, and to throw down, and to destroy, and to afflict; so will I watch over them, to build, and to plant, saith the LORD.
Iz 51:6 Pakelkite akis į dangus, pagalvokite apie žemę po kojomis! Nors dangūs išnyktų kaip dūmas, žemė susidėvėtų kaip drabužis, o žmonės mirtų kaip musės, mano išganymas tvers per amžius, ir mano teisumas niekada nesusidėvės.
Isa 51:6 Lift up your eyes to the heavens, and look upon the earth beneath: for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke, and the earth shall wax old like a garment, and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner: but my salvation shall be for ever, and my righteousness shall not be abolished.
Pr 1:19 Atėjo vakaras ir išaušo rytas, ketvirtoji diena.
Ge 1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
Iz 32:17 Teisumo poveikis bus taika, o teisumo vaisius ­ ramybė ir apsauga, tverianti amžiais.
Isa 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Neh 5:5 Mes tokie pat, kaip mūsų giminės, mūsų vaikai tokie pat, kaip jų vaikai, tačiau mes verčiame savo sūnus ir dukteris būti vergais. Kai kurios mūsų dukterys jau padarytos vergėmis. Mes bejėgiai, o mūsų laukai ir vynuogynai priklauso kitiems. "
Ne 5:5 Yet now our flesh is as the flesh of our brethren, our children as their children: and, lo, we bring into bondage our sons and our daughters to be servants, and some of our daughters are brought unto bondage already: neither is it in our power to redeem them; for other men have our lands and vineyards.
Fil 4:2 Aš prašau Evodiją ir raginu Sintichę būti vienos minties Viešpatyje.
Phil 4:2 I beseech Euodias, and beseech Syntyche, that they be of the same mind in the Lord.
Ts 7:4 "Vis dar per daug karių, ­Viešpats tarė Gideonui, ­ nuvesk juos žemyn prie vandens, ten aš juos tau atsijosiu. Kai sakysiu: ‘Šis eis su tavimi’, ­ jis eis su tavimi, o kai sakysiu: ‘Šis neis su tavimi’, ­ jis neis su tavimi. "
Judg 7:4 And the LORD said unto Gideon, The people are yet too many; bring them down unto the water, and I will try them for thee there: and it shall be, that of whom I say unto thee, This shall go with thee, the same shall go with thee; and of whomsoever I say unto thee, This shall not go with thee, the same shall not go.
Jer 31:9 Verkdami jie eis namo, bet aš vesiu juos guosdamas. Vesiu juos prie tekančių upokšniųlygiu keliu, kad niekas neklupinėtų, nes aš esu Izraelio tėvas, o Efraimas ­ mano pirmagimis.
Jer 31:9 They shall come with weeping, and with supplications will I lead them: I will cause them to walk by the rivers of waters in a straight way, wherein they shall not stumble: for I am a father to Israel, and Ephraim is my firstborn.
2Sam 17:15 Tada Hušajas pasakė kunigams Cadokui ir Abjatarui: "Taip ir taip patarė Ahitofelis Abšalomui ir Izraelio seniūnams. Taip ir taip patariau aš.
2Sa 17:15 Then said Hushai unto Zadok and to Abiathar the priests, Thus and thus did Ahithophel counsel Absalom and the elders of Israel; and thus and thus have I counselled.

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