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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 15:20 Visa, ant ko ji gultųsi būdama nešvari per mėnesines, taps nešvaru; ir visa, ant ko ji atsisėstų, taps nešvaru.
Le 15:20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
Kun 9:24 Iš Viešpaties Artumo išėjo ugnis ir sudegino deginamąją auką bei taukus ant aukuro. Tai matydami, visi žmonės šaukė iš džiaugsmo ir puolė veidu žemėn.
Le 9:24 And there came a fire out from before the LORD, and consumed upon the altar the burnt offering and the fat: which when all the people saw, they shouted, and fell on their faces.
Neh 5:4 Dar kiti sakė: "Mes turėjome skolintis pinigų, užstatydami savo laukus ir vynuogynus, karaliaus mokesčiams sumokėti.
Ne 5:4 There were also that said, We have borrowed money for the king's tribute, and that upon our lands and vineyards.
2Krn 28:25 Visuose Judo miestuose jis įrengė aukštumų alkus smilkalams atnašauti kitiems dievams, vesdamas į pyktį Viešpatį, savo protėvių Dievą.
2Ch 28:25 And in every several city of Judah he made high places to burn incense unto other gods, and provoked to anger the LORD God of his fathers.
Lk 9:55 Bet jis atsisukęs sudraudė juos .
Lu 9:55 But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of.
1Kar 15:2 Jeruzalėje jis karaliavo trejus metus; jo motina buvo Abšalomo duktė, vardu Maaka.
1Ki 15:2 Three years reigned he in Jerusalem. and his mother's name was Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom.
Zch 9:5 Tai matydamas Aškelonas drebės iš baimės, Gaza raitysis iš skausmo, Ekronas regės, kad žlugo jo viltys. Gazos karalius žus, o Aškelonas liks be gyventojų.
Zec 9:5 Ashkelon shall see it, and fear; Gaza also shall see it, and be very sorrowful, and Ekron; for her expectation shall be ashamed; and the king shall perish from Gaza, and Ashkelon shall not be inhabited.
Ez 8:7 Jis nuvedė mane prie įėjimo į kiemą, ir ten apsižvalgęs pamačiau skylę sienoje.
Eze 8:7 And he brought me to the door of the court; and when I looked, behold a hole in the wall.
Sk 6:26 Viešpats tepažvelgia į tave maloniaiir tesuteikia tau ramybę! ’
Nu 6:26 The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.
Lk 16:25 Abraomas atsakė: ‘Atsimink, sūnau, kad tu dar gyvendamas atsiėmei savo gėrybes, o Lozorius ­ tik nelaimes. Todėl jis susilaukė paguodos, o tu kenti.
Lu 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
Job 6:11 Kokios gi mano jėgos, kad galėčiau tai pakelti? Kiek ilgai man gali užtekti kantrybės?
Job 6:11 What is my strength, that I should hope? and what is mine end, that I should prolong my life?
Apr 19:14 Jį lydėjo dangaus galybių pulkai ant baltų žirgų, apsivilkę tyros baltos drobės drabužiais.
Re 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
2Kar 9:3 Paėmęs ąsotį aliejaus, išpilk jam ant galvos, tardamas: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Aš patepu tave Izraelio karaliumi. ’" Po to, atidaręs duris, bėk! Nedelsk! "
2Ki 9:3 Then take the box of oil, and pour it on his head, and say, Thus saith the LORD, I have anointed thee king over Israel. Then open the door, and flee, and tarry not.
Jn 7:38 Kas mane tiki, kaip Raštas sako, iš to vidaus plūs gyvojo vandens srovės. "
Jo 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
Iz 24:3 Žemė bus siaubte nusiaubta ir niokote nuniokota, nes taip nusprendė Viešpats.
Isa 24:3 The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken this word.
Ezd 7:6 taigi tas Ezra parvyko iš Babilono. Jis buvo raštininkas ­ žinovas Mozės Įstatymo, kurį buvo davęs Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas. Kadangi Viešpaties ranka buvo su juo, karalius buvo suteikęs jam visa, ko tik jis prašė.
Ezr 7:6 This Ezra went up from Babylon; and he was a ready scribe in the law of Moses, which the LORD God of Israel had given: and the king granted him all his request, according to the hand of the LORD his God upon him.
Ez 18:11 darantį bet ką iš tų dalykų, nors jo tėvas nedaro nė vieno iš jų, valgantį alkuose, išniekinantį savo artimo žmoną,
Eze 18:11 And that doeth not any of those duties, but even hath eaten upon the mountains, and defiled his neighbour's wife,
Kol 3:12 Taigi jūs, Dievo išrinktieji, šventieji ir numylėtiniai, apsivilkite nuoširdžiu gailestingumu, gerumu, nuolankumu, romumu ir kantrumu.
Co 3:12 Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;
Ps 119:151 Bet tu, Viešpatie, esi arti, ir tavo įsakymai tikri.
Ps 119:151 Thou art near, O LORD; and all thy commandments are truth.
2Pt 3:10 O Viešpaties diena ateis kaip vagis. Tuomet dangūs praeis su smarkiu ūžesiu, stichijos nuo karščio suirs, ir žemė su savo veikalais sudegs.
2P 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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