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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jok 5:11 Štai mes vadiname palaimintais ištverminguosius. Jūs girdėjote apie Jobo ištvermę ir matėte, kokia buvo jam Viešpaties skirta pabaiga, nes Viešpats kupinas užuojautos ir gailestingumo.
Ja 5:11 Behold, we count them happy which endure. Ye have heard of the patience of Job, and have seen the end of the Lord; that the Lord is very pitiful, and of tender mercy.
Sk 24:19 Iš Jokūbo kils valdovasir sunaikins išlikusius Ire. "
Nu 24:19 Out of Jacob shall come he that shall have dominion, and shall destroy him that remaineth of the city.
Pat 20:5 Žmogaus širdies užmojai ­ gilūs vandenys, protingas žmogus gali jų semtis.
Pr 20:5 Counsel in the heart of man is like deep water; but a man of understanding will draw it out.
Apr 18:20 Džiūgauk dėl jo, dangau, ir jūs, šventieji, apaštalai bei pranašai, nes Dievas išsprendė jūsų skundąprieš šitą miestą! "
Re 18:20 Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.
Iš 33:10 Kai žmonės pamatydavo debesies stulpą prie Palapinės įėjimo, visi pakildavo ir puldavo kniūbsti, kiekvienas prie savo palapinės angos.
Ex 33:10 And all the people saw the cloudy pillar stand at the tabernacle door: and all the people rose up and worshipped, every man in his tent door.
Kun 23:43 idant jūsų kartos patirtų, kad aš, vesdamas izraelitus iš Egipto žemės, apgyvendinau juos palapinėse. Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas. ’"
Le 23:43 That your generations may know that I made the children of Israel to dwell in booths, when I brought them out of the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Jer 9:3 "Liežuvis ­ jų ginklas, įtemptas lankas; melas, o ne tiesa, viešpatauja krašte. Nuo vienos nuodėmės jie skuba prie kitos, bet manęs nepažįsta, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 9:3 And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.
Ps 76:1 Choro vadovui. Su styginiais instrumentais. Asafo psalmė. Giesmė. Judo žmonės pažįsta Dievą, ir Izraelis jį garbina.
Ps 76:1 In Judah is God known: his name is great in Israel.
Mk 9:41 Kas duos jums atsigerti taurę vandens dėl to, kad priklausote Mesijui, ­ iš tiesų sakau jums, ­ tas nepraras savo užmokesčio.
Mar 9:41 For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to Christ, verily I say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.
Mk 3:28 Iš tiesų sakau jums: bus dovanoti žmonių vaikams visi nusikaltimai ir piktžodžiavimai, kad ir kaip jie piktžodžiautų,
Mar 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
Jer 28:14 Mat taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: "Geležinį jungą ant sprando uždėsiu visoms tautoms, kad būtų pavaldžios Babilono karaliui Nebukadnecarui. Jos bus jam pavaldžios. Atidaviau jam net laukinius žvėris. "
Jer 28:14 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; I have put a yoke of iron upon the neck of all these nations, that they may serve Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon; and they shall serve him: and I have given him the beasts of the field also.
Rom 4:22 Todėl jam tai buvo įskaityta teisumu.
Ro 4:22 And therefore it was imputed to him for righteousness.
Iz 53:4 Tačiau jis prisiėmė mūsų negalias, sau užsikrovė mūsų skausmus. O mes laikėme jį raupsuotu, Dievo nubaustu ir nuvargintu.
Isa 53:4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
Lk 7:41 "Skolintojas turėjo du skolininkus. Vienas buvo skolingas penkis šimtus denarų, o kitas ­ penkiasdešimt.
Lu 7:41 There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty.
Įst 20:4 nes pats Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, žygiuoja su jumis į mūšį kovoti už jus prieš jūsų priešus ir suteikti jums pergalę. ’
De 20:4 For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you.
Ts 2:3 Todėl dabar ir sakau: nenuvarysiu jų jums nuo kelio, jie taps jums priešais, o jų dievai bus jums žabangos. "
Judg 2:3 Wherefore I also said, I will not drive them out from before you; but they shall be as thorns in your sides, and their gods shall be a snare unto you.
Pat 14:6 Pašaipūnas mėgina būti sumanus, bet negali, o žmogus, kuris suvokia, lengvai įgyja išmanymo.
Pr 14:6 A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth.
Ez 31:1 Vienuoliktų metų trečio mėnesio pirmą dieną mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 31:1 And it came to pass in the eleventh year, in the third month, in the first day of the month, that the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
1Kar 13:14 išjojo paskui Dievo vyrą. Suradęs jį sėdintį po ąžuolu, paklausė: "Ar tu tas Dievo vyras, kuris atėjo iš Judo? " Jis atsakė: "Taip, tai aš. " ­
1Ki 13:14 And went after the man of God, and found him sitting under an oak: and he said unto him, Art thou the man of God that camest from Judah? And he said, I am.
1Jn 3:8 Kas daro nuodėmę, tas iš velnio, nes velnias visas nuodėmėse nuo pat pradžios. Todėl ir pasirodė Dievo Sūnus, kad velnio darbus sugriautų.
1J 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.

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