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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 18:23 Kenaanos sūnus Zedekijas, priėjęs prie Michėjo, sudavė jam per žandą ir tarė: "Kuriuo keliu Viešpaties Dvasia perėjo iš manęs kalbėtis su tavimi? "
2Ch 18:23 Then Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah came near, and smote Micaiah upon the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the LORD from me to speak unto thee?
Pr 4:5 o į Kainą ir jo atnašą nepažvelgė. Todėl Kainas buvo labai piktas ir prislėgtas.
Ge 4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Jer 51:20 "Tu ­ mano vėzdas, mano kovos ginklas; tavimi daužau tautas, tavimi naikinu karalystes.
Jer 51:20 Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war: for with thee will I break in pieces the nations, and with thee will I destroy kingdoms;
Pr 33:3 O pats ėjo pirma visų ir nusilenkė ligi žemės septynis kartus, kol priėjo prie savo brolio.
Ge 33:3 And he passed over before them, and bowed himself to the ground seven times, until he came near to his brother.
2Kar 15:22 Menahemas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Pekachija.
2Ki 15:22 And Menahem slept with his fathers; and Pekahiah his son reigned in his stead.
Koh 5:5 Geriau įžado visai neduoti, negu duoti ir nevykdyti.
Ec 5:5 Better is it that thou shouldest not vow, than that thou shouldest vow and not pay.
1Kor 11:17 Duodamas šiuos nurodymus, aš jūsų negiriu, nes jūsų susirinkimai išeina ne į gera, bet į bloga.
1C 11:17 Now in this that I declare unto you I praise you not, that ye come together not for the better, but for the worse.
Sk 6:20 Paskui kunigas pakylės juos kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą Viešpaties akivaizdoje. Jie bus kunigui šventa dalis drauge su siūbuojamosios atnašos krūtine ir dovanos atnašos mente. Po to nazyras gali gerti vyną.
Nu 6:20 And the priest shall wave them for a wave offering before the LORD: this is holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder: and after that the Nazarite may drink wine.
Pr 22:20 Atsitiko taip, kad po šių įvykių Abraomas gavo žinią: "Milka irgi pagimdė vaikų tavo broliui Nahorui:
Ge 22:20 And it came to pass after these things, that it was told Abraham, saying, Behold, Milcah, she hath also born children unto thy brother Nahor;
Iš 23:8 Neimsi kyšių, nes kyšiai apakina pareigūnus ir iškraipo teisiųjų reikalą.
Ex 23:8 And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous.
1Kar 1:7 Jis pasitarė su Cerujos sūnumi Joabu ir kunigu Abjataru; jiedu rėmė Adoniją.
1Ki 1:7 And he conferred with Joab the son of Zeruiah, and with Abiathar the priest: and they following Adonijah helped him.
Sk 15:13 Kiekvienas namiškis izraelitas, aukodamas ugnines malonaus kvapo atnašas Viešpačiui, aukos jas taip.
Nu 15:13 All that are born of the country shall do these things after this manner, in offering an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.
1Kar 12:24 ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Nežygiuosite kovoti su savo giminėmis izraelitais. Tegrįžta kiekvienas į savo namus, nes aš tai padariau! ’" Tad jie paklausė Viešpaties žodžio ir sugrįžo namo, kaip Viešpats buvo liepęs.
1Ki 12:24 Thus saith the LORD, Ye shall not go up, nor fight against your brethren the children of Israel: return every man to his house; for this thing is from me. They hearkened therefore to the word of the LORD, and returned to depart, according to the word of the LORD.
Apd 15:18 leisdamas nuo amžių tai pažinti.
Ac 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.
Jer 42:16 kalavijas, kurio bijotės, pasivys jus Egipto žemėje, o badas, dėl kurio baiminatės, seks jums įkandin į Egiptą. Ten jūs mirsite!
Jer 42:16 Then it shall come to pass, that the sword, which ye feared, shall overtake you there in the land of Egypt, and the famine, whereof ye were afraid, shall follow close after you there in Egypt; and there ye shall die.
Neh 12:22 Eljašibo, Jehojados, Johanano ir Jadūvos dienomis levitų ir kunigų kilčių galvos buvo įtraukti į sąrašą iki pat Darijaus Perso karaliavimo,
Ne 12:22 The Levites in the days of Eliashib, Joiada, and Johanan, and Jaddua, were recorded chief of the fathers: also the priests, to the reign of Darius the Persian.
1Kor 9:16 Kad aš skelbiu Evangeliją, neturiu pagrindo girtis, nes tai mano būtina prievolė, ir vargas man, jei neskelbčiau Evangelijos!
1C 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!
1Kor 14:13 Todėl, kas kalba kalbomis, temeldžia, kad galėtų ir aiškinti.
1C 14:13 Wherefore let him that speaketh in an unknown tongue pray that he may interpret.
Joz 24:19 Bet Jozuė žmonėms atsakė: "Galbūt jūs nepajėgsite tarnauti Viešpačiui, nes jis yra šventas Dievas. Juk jis ­ pavydulingas Dievas, tad nepakęs jūsų nusikaltimų ir nuodėmių.
Jos 24:19 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye cannot serve the LORD: for he is an holy God; he is a jealous God; he will not forgive your transgressions nor your sins.
Įst 27:2 Tą dieną, kai būsite perėję per Jordaną į kraštą, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tau duoda, sustatysi didelius akmenis, aptinkuosi juos
De 27:2 And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister:

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