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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 1:4 Aš nuolat už jus dėkoju Dievui, kad Kristuje Jėzuje Dievas suteikė jums savo malonę,
1C 1:4 I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ;
Iz 52:13 "Iš tikrųjų mano tarnui seksis, jis bus aukštai iškeltas ir didžiai išaukštintas.
Isa 52:13 Behold, my servant shall deal prudently, he shall be exalted and extolled, and be very high.
1Kar 11:5 Saliamonas sekė sidoniečių deivę Astartę ir pasibjaurėtiną amonitų Milkomą.
1Ki 11:5 For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites.
Iz 22:20 Tą dieną pasišauksiu savo tarną Eljakimą, Hilkijo sūnų,
Isa 22:20 And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will call my servant Eliakim the son of Hilkiah:
Iz 27:13 Tą dieną pasigirs didysis ragas, ir dingusieji Asirijos šalyje, ir išblaškytieji Egipto krašterinksis ir garbins Viešpatįant šventojo kalno Jeruzalėje.
Isa 27:13 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the great trumpet shall be blown, and they shall come which were ready to perish in the land of Assyria, and the outcasts in the land of Egypt, and shall worship the LORD in the holy mount at Jerusalem.
1Krn 4:17 Ezros sūnūs: Jeteras, Meredas, Eferas ir Jalonas. Meredas buvo vedęs faraono dukterį Bitiją . Ji pastojo ir pagimdė Mirjamą, Šamają ir Eštemojos tėvą Išbachą.
1Ch 4:17 And the sons of Ezra were, Jether, and Mered, and Epher, and Jalon: and she bare Miriam, and Shammai, and Ishbah the father of Eshtemoa.
2Sam 21:8 Bet karalius paėmė du Ajos dukters Ricpos sūnus ­ Armonį ir Mefi Bošetą, kuriuos ji pagimdė Sauliui, bei penkis Sauliaus dukters Merabos sūnus, kuriuos ji pagimdė Barzilajo Meholiečio sūnui Adrieliui,
2Sa 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
Ez 18:26 Kai teisus žmogus nusigręžia nuo teisumo ir elgiasi neteisingai, jis dėl to mirs. Jis mirs dėl savo neteisingumo.
Eze 18:26 When a righteous man turneth away from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, and dieth in them; for his iniquity that he hath done shall he die.
Sk 35:27 o keršytojas už kraują, atradęs jį už prieglaudos miesto ribų, užmuštų, jam nebūtų kraujo kaltės.
Nu 35:27 And the revenger of blood find him without the borders of the city of his refuge, and the revenger of blood kill the slayer; he shall not be guilty of blood:
Jn 9:20 Jo tėvai atsakė: "Mes žinome, kad jis mūsų sūnus ir kad jis yra gimęs aklas.
Jo 9:20 His parents answered them and said, We know that this is our son, and that he was born blind:
1Sam 18:13 Todėl Saulius pašalino Dovydą iš savo aplinkos ir paskyrė tūkstantininku; Dovydas išeidavo ir sugrįždavo, vesdamas karius,
1Sa 18:13 Therefore Saul removed him from him, and made him his captain over a thousand; and he went out and came in before the people.
Job 40:5 Kartą jau kalbėjau, tad nebekalbėsiu, net dusyk, tad daugiau to nebedarysiu. "
Job 40:5 Once have I spoken; but I will not answer: yea, twice; but I will proceed no further.
Pr 28:5 Izaokas išsiuntė Jokūbą, ir šis iškeliavo į Padan Aramą pas Betuelio Aramėjo sūnų Labaną, Jokūbo ir Ezavo motinos Rebekos brolį.
Ge 28:5 And Isaac sent away Jacob: and he went to Padanaram unto Laban, son of Bethuel the Syrian, the brother of Rebekah, Jacob's and Esau's mother.
Zch 10:10 Grąžinsiu juos namo iš Egipto žemės, surinksiu juos iš Asirijos, parvesiu į Gileado kraštą ir Libaną, bet net ten neužteks jiems vietos.
Zec 10:10 I will bring them again also out of the land of Egypt, and gather them out of Assyria; and I will bring them into the land of Gilead and Lebanon; and place shall not be found for them.
Nah 3:18 Snaudžia tavo ganytojai, Asirijos karaliau, atgulė poilsio tavo kilmingieji. Tavo žmonės išblaškyti kalnuose, ir nėra kam jų surinkti.
Na 3:18 Thy shepherds slumber, O king of Assyria: thy nobles shall dwell in the dust: thy people is scattered upon the mountains, and no man gathereth them.
Mk 7:29 Tuomet jis tarė: "Dėl šitų žodžių eik namo; demonas jau išėjęs iš tavo dukters. "
Mar 7:29 And he said unto her, For this saying go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter.
Pat 30:10 Neskųsk tarno jo šeimininkui, kad tarnas tavęs nekeiktų ir tu nenukentėtum.
Pr 30:10 Accuse not a servant unto his master, lest he curse thee, and thou be found guilty.
Jon 1:10 Tuomet jūreiviai dar labiau išsigando ir sakė: "Kaip tu išdrįsai taip pasielgti! " Mat jūreiviai žinojo, kad jis bėga nuo Viešpaties Artumo; apie tai jis buvo jiems pasisakęs.
Jon 1:10 Then were the men exceedingly afraid, and said unto him. Why hast thou done this? For the men knew that he fled from the presence of the LORD, because he had told them.
2Krn 24:1 Jehoašas buvo septynerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi. Jeruzalėje jis karaliavo keturiasdešimt metų. Jo motina buvo vardu Cibija iš Beer Šebos.
2Ch 24:1 Joash was seven years old when he began to reign, and he reigned forty years in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Zibiah of Beersheba.
Dan 8:11 Net su pačiu Galybių vadu jis įžūliai elgėsi, iš jo atėmė kasdienę deginamąją auką ir išardė jo šventąją buveinę.
Da 8:11 Yea, he magnified himself even to the prince of the host, and by him the daily sacrifice was taken away, and the place of the sanctuary was cast down.

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