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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 45:13 Štai aukos, kurias atnašausite: nuo kiekvieno homero kviečių ­ šeštadalį efos, nuo kiekvieno homero miežių ­ šeštadalį efos.
Eze 45:13 This is the oblation that ye shall offer; the sixth part of an ephah of an homer of wheat, and ye shall give the sixth part of an ephah of an homer of barley:
Ps 119:85 Įžūlieji iškasė man duobes; jie šaiposi iš tavo Įstatymo.
Ps 119:85 The proud have digged pits for me, which are not after thy law.
Job 25:5 Štai net mėnulis nėra šviesusir žvaigždės nėra tyros jo akyse.
Job 25:5 Behold even to the moon, and it shineth not; yea, the stars are not pure in his sight.
Ps 32:6 Užtat prireikus melsis taukiekvienas ištikimas žmogus. Nors išsilies grėsmingi vandenys, jie nepasieks jo.
Ps 32:6 For this shall every one that is godly pray unto thee in a time when thou mayest be found: surely in the floods of great waters they shall not come nigh unto him.
Ps 89:1 Etano Ezeracho maskilas . Giedosiu, Viešpatie, apie tavo gerumo darbus amžinai, savo lūpomis apsakysiu visoms kartoms tavo ištikimybę.
Ps 89:1 I will sing of the mercies of the LORD for ever: with my mouth will I make known thy faithfulness to all generations.
Jer 33:7 Aš sugrąžinsiu Judo tremtinius ir Izraelio tremtinius, atstatysiu, kaip buvo pradžioje.
Jer 33:7 And I will cause the captivity of Judah and the captivity of Israel to return, and will build them, as at the first.
Rom 4:11 Jis gavo apipjaustymo žymę kaip antspaudą tikėjimo teisumo, kurį turėjo, būdamas dar neapi-pjaustytas. Taip jis tapo tėvu visiems tikintiesiems iš neapipjaustytųjų, kad ir jiems būtų įskaitytas teisumas,
Ro 4:11 And he received the sign of circumcision, a seal of the righteousness of the faith which he had yet being uncircumcised: that he might be the father of all them that believe, though they be not circumcised; that righteousness might be imputed unto them also:
Job 19:5 Jei iš tikrųjų didžiuojatės prieš maneir prikaišiojate man dėl mano nelaimės,
Job 19:5 If indeed ye will magnify yourselves against me, and plead against me my reproach:
2Tim 4:6 Aš jau esu atnašaujamas, ir mano iškeliavimas arti.
2Ti 4:6 For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand.
Ps 92:6 Bukas žmogus jų nežino, kvailys negali suprasti.
Ps 92:6 A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.
1Krn 6:45 sūnaus Hašabijos, sūnaus Amacijos, sūnaus Hilkijos,
1Ch 6:45 The son of Hashabiah, the son of Amaziah, the son of Hilkiah,
Lk 3:13 Jis aiškino jiems: "Nereikalaukite daugiau, negu jums nustatyta. "
Lu 3:13 And he said unto them, Exact no more than that which is appointed you.
Apr 19:18 ir leskite kūnus karalių, karo vadų, galiūnų, žirgų, raitelių, visų laisvųjų ir vergų, didelių ir mažų! "
Re 19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
Jer 22:13 Vargas tam, kuris statosi namus neteisumu, menes ­ neteisingumu, kuris verčia savo bičiulį jam dirbti be atlygioir neatiduoda jam jo algos,
Jer 22:13 Woe unto him that buildeth his house by unrighteousness, and his chambers by wrong; that useth his neighbour's service without wages, and giveth him not for his work;
Rom 1:19 Juk tai, kas gali būti žinoma apie Dievą, jiems aišku, nes Dievas jiems tai atskleidė.
Ro 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
Mt 20:19 atiduos pagonims tyčiotis, nuplakti ir nukryžiuoti, bet trečią dieną jis prisikels. "
Mat 20:19 And shall deliver him to the Gentiles to mock, and to scourge, and to crucify him: and the third day he shall rise again.
Ts 19:27 Atsikėlęs rytą, jos vyras atidarė namų duris ir išėjo rengtis į kelionę. Žiūri, jo sugulovė guli prie namų durų, rankas ištiesusi ant slenksčio.
Judg 19:27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
Sk 34:23 iš Juozapo sūnų, iš Manaso giminės ­ vadas Efodo sūnus Hanielis,
Nu 34:23 The prince of the children of Joseph, for the tribe of the children of Manasseh, Hanniel the son of Ephod.
Apd 3:1 Kartą Petras ir Jonas ėjo į devintosios valandos pamaldas šventykloje.
Ac 3:1 Now Peter and John went up together into the temple at the hour of prayer, being the ninth hour.
2Kar 16:9 Asirijos karalius jo prašymą patenkino. Atžygiavęs prieš Damaską, Asirijos karalius jį užėmė. Iš jo gyventojus ištrėmė į Kyrą, o Reciną nužudė.
2Ki 16:9 And the king of Assyria hearkened unto him: for the king of Assyria went up against Damascus, and took it, and carried the people of it captive to Kir, and slew Rezin.

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