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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 36:20 Kuris gi iš visų šių kraštų dievų yra išgelbėjęs kada nors savo kraštą? Ar gali Viešpats išgelbėti nuo manęs Jeruzalę? ’"
Isa 36:20 Who are they among all the gods of these lands, that have delivered their land out of my hand, that the LORD should deliver Jerusalem out of my hand?
Ps 78:43 kai parodė savo ženklus Egipteir nuostabius darbus Coano lygumoje.
Ps 78:43 How he had wrought his signs in Egypt, and his wonders in the field of Zoan.
Jon 1:14 Tad jie šaukėsi Viešpaties: "Viešpatie, prašome, maldaujame, neleisti mums žūti dėl šio vyro gyvybės! Nelaikyk mūsų kaltais už nekalto kraujo praliejimą, nes kaip tu, Viešpatie, norėjai, taip ir padarei. "
Jon 1:14 Wherefore they cried unto the LORD, and said, We beseech thee, O LORD, we beseech thee, let us not perish for this man's life, and lay not upon us innocent blood: for thou, O LORD, hast done as it pleased thee.
Pr 24:64 Ir Rebeka pakėlė akis ir pamatė Izaoką. Skubiai nulipusi nuo kupranugario,
Ge 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Iz 41:25 Išjudinau jį iš šiaurės, ir jis ateina; iš krašto, kur teka saulė, pašaukiau jį vardu. Galiūnus jis sutryps it molį, kaip puodžius minko šlyną.
Isa 41:25 I have raised up one from the north, and he shall come: from the rising of the sun shall he call upon my name: and he shall come upon princes as upon morter, and as the potter treadeth clay.
1Kar 2:17 Adonijas kalbėjo: "Prašyčiau pakalbėti su karaliumi Saliamonu ­ juk jis tau nieko neatsakys, ­ kad duotų man žmona Abišagą Šunemietę. " ­
1Ki 2:17 And he said, Speak, I pray thee, unto Solomon the king, (for he will not say thee nay,) that he give me Abishag the Shunammite to wife.
Iz 57:20 Nedorėliai ­ kaip jūra, pašiaušta audrosir negalinti nurimti. Jos bangos išmeta dumblą ir nešvarumus.
Isa 57:20 But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.
Ps 82:3 Ginkite silpnuosius ir našlaičius, saugokite vargdienių ir beturčių teises!
Ps 82:3 Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy.
Pr 49:8 Judai, tavo broliai girs tave; tavo ranka visada ant priešų sprando; tavo tėvo sūnūs tau lenksis.
Ge 49:8 Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before thee.
Neh 3:8 Šalia jų auksakalio Harhajos sūnus Uzielis taisė sienas. Šalia jo darbavosi kvepalų dirbėjas Hananija. Jie atstatė Jeruzalę iki pat Plačiosios sienos.
Ne 3:8 Next unto him repaired Uzziel the son of Harhaiah, of the goldsmiths. Next unto him also repaired Hananiah the son of one of the apothecaries, and they fortified Jerusalem unto the broad wall.
Neh 6:18 Mat daugelis Jude buvo susiję su juo, nes jis buvo Aracho sūnaus Šechanijos žentas, ir jo sūnus Johananas buvo vedęs Berechijos sūnaus Mešulamo dukterį.
Ne 6:18 For there were many in Judah sworn unto him, because he was the son in law of Shechaniah the son of Arah; and his son Johanan had taken the daughter of Meshullam the son of Berechiah.
Iš 21:33 Jei kas paliktų atvirą duobę ar, iškasęs duobę, jos neuždengtų, ir jautis ar asilas į ją įpultų,
Ex 21:33 And if a man shall open a pit, or if a man shall dig a pit, and not cover it, and an ox or an ass fall therein;
Dan 12:10 Daugelis bus išgryninti, padaryti švarūs ir išmėginti ugnyje, tačiau nedorėliai ir toliau nedorai elgsis. Nė vienas nedorėlių to nesupras, o išmintingieji supras.
Da 12:10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
2Sam 14:11 Tada ji atsakė: "Prašyčiau karalių turėti mintyje Viešpatį, savo Dievą, kad kraujo keršytojas nepadarytų didesnės žalos ir mano sūnaus neužmuštų. " Jis atsakė: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, nuo tavo sūnaus galvos nė vienas plaukas nenukris ant žemės. "
2Sa 14:11 Then said she, I pray thee, let the king remember the LORD thy God, that thou wouldest not suffer the revengers of blood to destroy any more, lest they destroy my son. And he said, As the LORD liveth, there shall not one hair of thy son fall to the earth.
Ez 1:2 Penktą dieną, ­ tai buvo penkti karaliaus Jehojachino tremties metai ­
Eze 1:2 In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Jehoiachin's captivity,
Gg 4:1 [Jis: ] Kokia tu graži, mano mylimoji, kokia tu graži! Tavo akys kaip balandžių, slepiamos šydo! Tavo garbanos plasta kaip kaimenė ožkų, besileidžiančių žemyn Gileado šlaitais.
SS 4:1 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead.
Mt 25:44 Tuomet jie atsakys: ‘Viešpatie, kada gi mes tave matėme alkaną ar ištroškusį, ar keleivį, ar nuogą, ar ligonį, ar kalinį ir tau nepatarnavome? ’
Mat 25:44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
Mk 13:8 Tauta pakils prieš tautą ir karalystė prieš karalystę. Vietomis bus žemės drebėjimų, bus badmečių. Tokia bus kentėjimų pradžia.
Mar 13:8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.
Ef 4:4 Vienas kūnas ir viena Dvasia, kaip ir esate pašaukti į vieną savo pašaukimo viltį.
Ep 4:4 There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling;
1Kor 13:4 Meilė kantri, meilė maloninga, ji nepavydi; meilė nesididžiuoja ir neišpuiksta.
1C 13:4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

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