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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 15:22 "Jei netyčiomis neįvykdysite kurio nors iš įsakymų, Viešpaties paskelbtų per Mozę,
Nu 15:22 And if ye have erred, and not observed all these commandments, which the LORD hath spoken unto Moses,
Est 1:7 Gėrimai buvo pilstomi į aukso taures, nė viena jų nebuvo panaši į kitas, ir karališko vyno buvo apstu, kaip dera karaliaus dosnumui.
Es 1:7 And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of the king.
Ez 45:11 Efa ir batas turi būti vienodos talpos ­ bate telpa dešimtadalis homero ir efoje dešimtadalis homero, ir jų talpa bus matuojama homeru.
Eze 45:11 The ephah and the bath shall be of one measure, that the bath may contain the tenth part of an homer, and the ephah the tenth part of an homer: the measure thereof shall be after the homer.
Mt 28:7 Ir skubiai duokite žinią jo mokiniams: ‘Jis prisikėlė iš numirusių ir eina pirma jūsų į Galilėją; tenai jį ir pamatysite. ’ Štai aš jums tai paskelbiau. "
Mat 28:7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.
Ps 119:48 Gerbiu ir myliu tavo įsakymus, ­gilinuosi į tavo įstatus.
Ps 119:48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
Am 4:11 Nors naikinau jus, kaip Dievas naikino Sodomą ir Gomorą, ir tapote tarsi iš ugnies ištrauktas nuodėgulis, jūs pas mane nesugrįžote, ­tai Viešpaties žodis.
Am 4:11 I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.
Sk 16:16 O Korachui Mozė tarė: "Rytoj tu ir visa tavo draugė būkite Viešpaties akivaizdoje ­ ir tu, ir jie, ir Aaronas.
Nu 16:16 And Moses said unto Korah, Be thou and all thy company before the LORD, thou, and they, and Aaron, to morrow:
Mt 26:47 Jam dar kalbant, štai pasirodė Judas, vienas iš Dvylikos, o su juo didelis būrys, ginkluotas kalavijais ir vėzdais, atsiųstas aukštųjų kunigų ir tautos seniūnų.
Mat 26:47 And while he yet spake, lo, Judas, one of the twelve, came, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and elders of the people.
Ps 90:13 Sugrįžk, Viešpatie! Kiek ilgai? Elkis gailestingai su savo tarnais!
Ps 90:13 Return, O LORD, how long? and let it repent thee concerning thy servants.
Sk 31:26 "Tu, kunigas Eleazaras ir bendrijos protėvių namų galvos surašykite paimtą grobį ­ ir žmones, ir galvijus.
Nu 31:26 Take the sum of the prey that was taken, both of man and of beast, thou, and Eleazar the priest, and the chief fathers of the congregation:
Dan 2:11 Dalykas, kurio reikalauja karalius, per daug sunkus, ir niekas kitas negali karaliui jo atskleisti kaip dievai, kurių buveinė ne tarp mirtingųjų. "
Da 2:11 And it is a rare thing that the king requireth, and there is none other that can shew it before the king, except the gods, whose dwelling is not with flesh.
Ez 45:12 Šekelis turės dvidešimt gerų. Dvidešimt šekelių, dvidešimt penki šekeliai ir penkiolika šekelių sudarys vieną miną.
Eze 45:12 And the shekel shall be twenty gerahs: twenty shekels, five and twenty shekels, fifteen shekels, shall be your maneh.
Mk 15:1 Anksti rytą aukštieji kunigai su seniūnais ir Rašto aiškintojais bei visa teismo taryba, padarę sprendimą, surakintą Jėzų nuvedė ir perdavė Pilotui.
Mar 15:1 And straightway in the morning the chief priests held a consultation with the elders and scribes and the whole council, and bound Jesus, and carried him away, and delivered him to Pilate.
Įst 28:21 Viešpats spaus tave maru, kolei nepadarys tau galo krašte, kurio paveldėti įžengi.
De 28:21 The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.
1Jn 3:18 Vaikeliai, nemylėkite žodžiu ar liežuviu, bet darbu ir tiesa.
1J 3:18 My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth.
Rut 3:14 Taip ji prigulė prie jo kojų iki ryto, bet atsikėlė anksčiau, negu žmonės gali pažinti vienas kitą. Boazas sakė: "Tenebūna žinoma, kad ši moteris buvo atėjusi į klojimą. "
Ru 3:14 And she lay at his feet until the morning: and she rose up before one could know another. And he said, Let it not be known that a woman came into the floor.
Įst 33:18 Apie Zabuloną jis sakė: "Džiaukis, Zabulonai, savo kelionėse, o tu, Isacharai, savo palapinėse!
De 33:18 And of Zebulun he said, Rejoice, Zebulun, in thy going out; and, Issachar, in thy tents.
Kun 23:24 "Taip kalbėk izraelitams: ‘Septinto mėnesio pirmą dieną švęsite visiško poilsio dieną šventa sueiga, pažymėta rago skardėjimu.
Le 23:24 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, In the seventh month, in the first day of the month, shall ye have a sabbath, a memorial of blowing of trumpets, an holy convocation.
1Krn 2:28 Onamo sūnūs: Šamajas ir Jada. Šamajo sūnūs: Nadabas ir Abišūras.
1Ch 2:28 And the sons of Onam were, Shammai, and Jada. And the sons of Shammai; Nadab and Abishur.
Job 41:4 Argi jis sudarys sandorą su tavimi, ar priimsi jį kaip amžiną vergą?
Job 41:4 Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?

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