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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 44:25 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas. ‘Jūs ir jūsų žmonos padarėte rankomis, ką pažadėjote lūpomis, būtent: ‘Mes tikrai tesėsime savo įžadus deginti smilkalus Dangaus karalienei ir aukosime jai liejamąsias atnašas. ’ Trūks plyš laikykitės savo įžadų ir vykdykite savo sprendimus!
Jer 44:25 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, saying; Ye and your wives have both spoken with your mouths, and fulfilled with your hand, saying, We will surely perform our vows that we have vowed, to burn incense to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her: ye will surely accomplish your vows, and surely perform your vows.
Ps 15:4 kas laiko niekam tikusiu, ką Dievas atmeta, o Viešpaties bijančius gerbia, kas net nuostolį patirdamas laikosi žodžio,
Ps 15:4 In whose eyes a vile person is contemned; but he honoureth them that fear the LORD. He that sweareth to his own hurt, and changeth not.
1Kor 10:21 Jūs negalite gerti Viešpaties taurės ir demonų taurės. Negalite būti Viešpaties vaišių dalyviai ir demonų vaišių dalyviai.
1C 10:21 Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils.
Kun 15:27 O kas paliestų tuos daiktus, bus nešvarus, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Apr 18:20 Džiūgauk dėl jo, dangau, ir jūs, šventieji, apaštalai bei pranašai, nes Dievas išsprendė jūsų skundąprieš šitą miestą! "
Re 18:20 Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.
Ps 48:3 Dievas parodė, kad saugu su juomiesto tvirtovėse.
Ps 48:3 God is known in her palaces for a refuge.
Oz 13:14 Ar išpirksiu juos iš Šeolo galios, ar atpirksiu juos iš mirties? O mirtie, kur tavo rykštės! O Šeole, kur tavo geluonis! Nėra užuojautos mano akyse!
Ho 13:14 I will ransom them from the power of the grave; I will redeem them from death: O death, I will be thy plagues; O grave, I will be thy destruction: repentance shall be hid from mine eyes.
Jn 6:9 "Čia yra berniukas, kuris turi penkis miežinės duonos kepaliukus ir dvi žuvis. Bet ką tai reiškia tokiai daugybei! "
Jo 6:9 There is a lad here, which hath five barley loaves, and two small fishes: but what are they among so many?
2Kar 25:8 Aštunto mėnesio septintą dieną ­ tai buvo devyniolikti Babilono karaliaus Nebukadnecaro metai, ­ į Jeruzalę atvyko karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas ir Babilono karaliaus pareigūnas Nebuzaradanas.
2Ki 25:8 And in the fifth month, on the seventh day of the month, which is the nineteenth year of king Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, came Nebuzaradan, captain of the guard, a servant of the king of Babylon, unto Jerusalem:
Joz 15:23 Kedešas, Hacoras, Itnanas,
Jos 15:23 And Kedesh, and Hazor, and Ithnan,
2Kar 19:35 Tą pačią naktį Viešpaties angelas, atėjęs į asirų stovyklą, užmušė šimtą aštuoniasdešimt penkis tūkstančius vyrų. Išaušus rytui, visur gulėjo lavonai.
2Ki 19:35 And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.
Iz 19:23 Tą dieną iš Egipto į Asiriją eis vieškelis; asirai juo keliaus į Egiptą, o egiptiečiai ­ į Asiriją. Tada egiptiečiai su asirais drauge garbins [Viešpatį].
Isa 19:23 In that day shall there be a highway out of Egypt to Assyria, and the Assyrian shall come into Egypt, and the Egyptian into Assyria, and the Egyptians shall serve with the Assyrians.
Apd 7:50 Argi ne mano ranka visa tai padarė? !
Ac 7:50 Hath not my hand made all these things?
1Krn 3:23 Nearijos sūnūs: Eljoenajas, Ezekijas ir Azrikamas, iš viso trys.
1Ch 3:23 And the sons of Neariah; Elioenai, and Hezekiah, and Azrikam, three.
1Krn 9:8 Ibnėja, sūnus Jerohamo; Ela, sūnus Uzio, sūnaus Michrio; Mešulamas, sūnus Šefatijos, sūnaus Reuelio, sūnaus Ibnijos;
1Ch 9:8 And Ibneiah the son of Jeroham, and Elah the son of Uzzi, the son of Michri, and Meshullam the son of Shephathiah, the son of Reuel, the son of Ibnijah;
1Kor 10:27 Jeigu jus pasikviečia netikintis žmogus ir jūs norite jį aplankyti, valgykite visa, kas jums padedama, sąžinės labui nieko neklausinėdami.
1C 10:27 If any of them that believe not bid you to a feast, and ye be disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience sake.
2Krn 7:15 Tad dabar mano akys bus atviros ir mano ausys bus atidžios maldoms iš šios buveinės.
2Ch 7:15 Now mine eyes shall be open, and mine ears attent unto the prayer that is made in this place.
1Kor 14:40 Tiktai viskas tebūna daroma padoriai ir tvarkingai.
1C 14:40 Let all things be done decently and in order.
Jer 7:9 Kaip? Jūs vagiate ir žudote, svetimaujate ir kreivai prisiekiate, aukojate Baalui atnašas ir sekate paskui kitus dievus, kurių net nepažįstate,
Jer 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
Iš 2:19 Jos atsakė: "Vienas egiptietis išgelbėjo mus nuo piemenų rankų. Jis net vandens mums pasėmė ir pagirdė kaimenę! "
Ex 2:19 And they said, An Egyptian delivered us out of the hand of the shepherds, and also drew water enough for us, and watered the flock.

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