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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 22:17 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 22:17 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Mt 27:29 Nupynė erškėčių vainiką, uždėjo jam ant galvos, o į jo dešinę įspraudė nendrę. Paskui tyčiodamiesi klūpčiojo prieš jį ir sakė: "Sveikas, žydų karaliau! "
Mat 27:29 And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews!
Mk 9:8 Ir tuojau, vėl apsižvalgę, jie nieko prie savęs nebematė, tik vieną Jėzų.
Mar 9:8 And suddenly, when they had looked round about, they saw no man any more, save Jesus only with themselves.
Oz 13:1 Efraimas kalbėdamas keldavo baimę, nes buvo galingas Izraelyje. Bet jis užsitraukė kaltę per Baalą ir mirė.
Ho 13:1 When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died.
2Krn 7:21 O prie šių Namų, kadaise tokių didingų, kiekvienas praeivis baisėsis ir klaus: ‘Kodėl Viešpats taip pasielgė su šiuo kraštu ir šiais Namais? ’
2Ch 7:21 And this house, which is high, shall be an astonishment to every one that passeth by it; so that he shall say, Why hath the LORD done thus unto this land, and unto this house?
Mk 10:30 ir kuris jau dabar, šiuo metu, negautų šimteriopai namų, brolių, seserų, motinų, vaikų ir laukų (kartu su persekiojimais) ir būsimajame pasaulyje ­ amžinojo gyvenimo.
Mar 10:30 But he shall receive an hundredfold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternal life.
Pr 43:30 Tai pasakęs, Juozapas paskubomis išėjo, nes buvo susijaudinęs dėl savo brolio iki ašarų. Jis nuėjo į atskirą kambarį ir ten išsiverkė.
Ge 43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.
Joz 5:8 Kai visos tautos apipjaustymas buvo atliktas, jie pasiliko ilsėtis stovykloje, kolei pagijo.
Jos 5:8 And it came to pass, when they had done circumcising all the people, that they abode in their places in the camp, till they were whole.
Job 9:23 Nelaimei staiga atnešus žūtį, jis tyčiojasi iš nekaltojo negandos.
Job 9:23 If the scourge slay suddenly, he will laugh at the trial of the innocent.
Est 9:12 Karalius tarė karalienei Esterai: "Vien Sūzų pilyje žydai užmušė iš viso penkis šimtus žmonių, taip pat dešimt Hamano sūnų. Tad ką jie bus padarę kitose karalystės srityse! Ko dabar tu nori? Tai bus suteikta. Ko dabar prašai? Tai bus įvykdyta. " –
Es 9:12 And the king said unto Esther the queen, The Jews have slain and destroyed five hundred men in Shushan the palace, and the ten sons of Haman; what have they done in the rest of the king's provinces? now what is thy petition? and it shall be granted thee: or what is thy request further? and it shall be done.
Žyd 12:8 Bet jeigu jūs be drausmės, kuri visiems privaloma, vadinasi, jūs ne sūnūs, o pavainikiai.
He 12:8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
Apd 22:9 Mano palydovai matė šviesą, bet negirdėjo man kalbančiojo balso.
Ac 22:9 And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.
Kun 18:8 Neatidengsi savo tėvo žmonos nuogumo; tai tavo tėvo nuogumas.
Le 18:8 The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's nakedness.
Apd 9:25 bet jo mokiniai nakčia virvėmis nuleido jį per sieną pintinėje.
Ac 9:25 Then the disciples took him by night, and let him down by the wall in a basket.
1Sam 7:6 Jie susirinko Micpoje, sėmėsi vandens ir liejo ant žemės priešais Viešpatį. Tą dieną jie pasninkavo ir išpažino: "Esame nusidėję Viešpačiui. " O Samuelis elgėsi Micpoje kaip izraelitų teisėjas.
1Sa 7:6 And they gathered together to Mizpeh, and drew water, and poured it out before the LORD, and fasted on that day, and said there, We have sinned against the LORD. And Samuel judged the children of Israel in Mizpeh.
Jer 22:15 Argi esi karališkesnis, kai kedru varžaisi su karaliais? O tavo tėvas argi nevalgė ir negėrė? Tačiau jis vykdė ir tai, kas teisu ir teisinga, todėl ir lydėjo jį sėkmė.
Jer 22:15 Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? did not thy father eat and drink, and do judgment and justice, and then it was well with him?
Lk 9:60 Jis atsakė: "Palik mirusiems laidoti savo numirėlius, o tu eik ir skelbk Dievo karalystę! "
Lu 9:60 Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.
Ezd 3:3 Jie atstatė aukurą ant jo pamatų, nepaisydami šalies žmonių baimės, ir ant jo atnašavo Viešpačiui kas rytą ir kas vakarą deginamąsias aukas.
Ezr 3:3 And they set the altar upon his bases; for fear was upon them because of the people of those countries: and they offered burnt offerings thereon unto the LORD, even burnt offerings morning and evening.
Apd 19:36 Šito niekas negali paneigti. Taigi nusiraminkite ir nieko galvotrūkčiais nedarykite.
Ac 19:36 Seeing then that these things cannot be spoken against, ye ought to be quiet, and to do nothing rashly.
Ps 106:7 Mūsų protėviai Egipte nepaisė tavo nuostabių darbų, pamiršo tavo gerumąir maištavo prieš Aukščiausiąjį prie Nendrių jūros.
Ps 106:7 Our fathers understood not thy wonders in Egypt; they remembered not the multitude of thy mercies; but provoked him at the sea, even at the Red sea.

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