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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 19:15 Ezekijas meldėsi Viešpačiui, sakydamas: "Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, virš kerubų soste sėdintis, tu, tik tu vienas, esi visų žemės karalysčių Dievas. Tu padarei dangų ir žemę.
2Ki 19:15 And Hezekiah prayed before the LORD, and said, O LORD God of Israel, which dwellest between the cherubims, thou art the God, even thou alone, of all the kingdoms of the earth; thou hast made heaven and earth.
Oz 11:10 Jie eis paskui Viešpatį, riaumojantį tarsi liūtą. Kai jis riaumos, jo vaikai drebėdami rinksis iš vakarų.
Ho 11:10 They shall walk after the LORD: he shall roar like a lion: when he shall roar, then the children shall tremble from the west.
Pat 13:14 Išminčiaus mokymas ­ gyvenimo šaltinis, įgalinantis išvengti mirtinų pinklių.
Pr 13:14 The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.
Apd 16:3 Paulius panorėjo jį padaryti savo palydovu. Paėmęs apipjaustydino jį dėl žydų, gyvenančių tame krašte. Mat visi žinojo jo tėvą esant graiką.
Ac 16:3 Him would Paul have to go forth with him; and took and circumcised him because of the Jews which were in those quarters: for they knew all that his father was a Greek.
1Sam 17:14 Dovydas buvo jauniausias. Trys vyresnieji buvo išėję su Sauliumi,
1Sa 17:14 And David was the youngest: and the three eldest followed Saul.
Iš 27:8 Padarysi jį tuščią, iš lentų. Kaip tau buvo parodyta ant kalno, taip jis turi būti ir padarytas.
Ex 27:8 Hollow with boards shalt thou make it: as it was shewed thee in the mount, so shall they make it.
Pat 4:18 O teisiųjų takas ­ tarsi aušros šviesa, vis labiau švintanti iki skaisčios dienos.
Pr 4:18 But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
Ef 4:5 Vienas Viešpats, vienas tikėjimas, vienas krikštas.
Ep 4:5 One Lord, one faith, one baptism,
Joz 1:10 Tada Jozuė įsakė žmonių apskaitininkams:
Jos 1:10 Then Joshua commanded the officers of the people, saying,
2Kar 16:15 "Ant šio didžiojo aukuro, ­ karalius Ahazas įsakė kunigui Ūrijai, ­ atnašauk ir ryto deginamąją auką, ir vakaro javų atnašą, ir karaliaus deginamąją auką, ir jo javų atnašą drauge su visų krašto žmonių deginamosiomis aukomis, jų javų atnašomis ir jų liejamosiomis aukomis. Ant jo tur`i šlakstyti kraują visų deginamųjų aukų ir kraują visų aukų, o dėl vario aukuro aš dar spręsiu. "
2Ki 16:15 And king Ahaz commanded Urijah the priest, saying, Upon the great altar burn the morning burnt offering, and the evening meat offering, and the king's burnt sacrifice, and his meat offering, with the burnt offering of all the people of the land, and their meat offering, and their drink offerings; and sprinkle upon it all the blood of the burnt offering, and all the blood of the sacrifice: and the brasen altar shall be for me to enquire by.
Rom 15:12 Ir Izaijas kalba: Ateis Jesės atžala, tasai, kuris pakils valdyti pagonių, ir juo vilsis pagonys.
Ro 15:12 And again, Esaias saith, There shall be a root of Jesse, and he that shall rise to reign over the Gentiles; in him shall the Gentiles trust.
Ps 25:3 ג Juk nė vienas nenueina niekais, kas tavimi pasitiki; nueina niekais neištikimieji, lengvabūdžiai.
Ps 25:3 Yea, let none that wait on thee be ashamed: let them be ashamed which transgress without cause.
Kol 1:24 Dabar aš džiaugiuosi savo kentėjimais už jus ir savo kūne papildau, ko dar trūksta Kristaus vargams dėl jo Kūno, kuris yra Bažnyčia.
Co 1:24 Who now rejoice in my sufferings for you, and fill up that which is behind of the afflictions of Christ in my flesh for his body's sake, which is the church:
Ez 42:8 Ir kambariai išorinio kiemo pusėje buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių ilgio, bet kambariai priešais šventyklą buvo šimto uolekčių ilgio.
Eze 42:8 For the length of the chambers that were in the utter court was fifty cubits: and, lo, before the temple were an hundred cubits.
Ps 50:2 Iš Siono, grožio viršūnės, Dievas švyti.
Ps 50:2 Out of Zion, the perfection of beauty, God hath shined.
Sk 33:34 Iškeliavę iš Jotbatos, pasistatė stovyklą prie Abronos.
Nu 33:34 And they removed from Jotbathah, and encamped at Ebronah.
1Kar 13:14 išjojo paskui Dievo vyrą. Suradęs jį sėdintį po ąžuolu, paklausė: "Ar tu tas Dievo vyras, kuris atėjo iš Judo? " Jis atsakė: "Taip, tai aš. " ­
1Ki 13:14 And went after the man of God, and found him sitting under an oak: and he said unto him, Art thou the man of God that camest from Judah? And he said, I am.
Pr 23:5 Hetitai atsakė Abraomui:
Ge 23:5 And the children of Heth answered Abraham, saying unto him,
Ez 17:10 Štai jis persodintas, bet ar vešės? Kai nusmelks jį rytų vėjas, argi nenudžius visai, argi nenudžius lysvėje, kurioje išaugo? ’"
Eze 17:10 Yea, behold, being planted, shall it prosper? shall it not utterly wither, when the east wind toucheth it? it shall wither in the furrows where it grew.
1Tim 5:9 Į našlių sąrašą įtrauk tokią našlę, kuriai sukako bent šešiasdešimt metų, kuri buvo tik kartą ištekėjusi ,
1Ti 5:9 Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man.

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