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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 125:3 Nedorėlių skeptras niekada neslėgs krašto, skirto teisiesiems, idant teisieji netiestų rankų nedorumui.
Ps 125:3 For the rod of the wicked shall not rest upon the lot of the righteous; lest the righteous put forth their hands unto iniquity.
Rom 14:6 Kas daro skirtumą tarp dienų, daro tai Viešpačiui; kas valgo, valgo Viešpačiui, nes dėkoja Dievui; o kas nevalgo, nevalgo Viešpačiui ir taip pat dėkoja Dievui.
Ro 14:6 He that regardeth the day, regardeth it unto the Lord; and he that regardeth not the day, to the Lord he doth not regard it. He that eateth, eateth to the Lord, for he giveth God thanks; and he that eateth not, to the Lord he eateth not, and giveth God thanks.
Lk 4:22 Visi jam pritarė ir stebėjosi maloningais žodžiais, sklindančiais iš jo lūpų. Ir jie klausė: "Argi jis ne Juozapo sūnus? ! "
Lu 4:22 And all bare him witness, and wondered at the gracious words which proceeded out of his mouth. And they said, Is not this Joseph's son?
Ps 78:36 Bet jie apgaudinėjo jį savo lūpomisir melavo savo liežuviu.
Ps 78:36 Nevertheless they did flatter him with their mouth, and they lied unto him with their tongues.
Lk 22:41 Jis atsitolino nuo jų maždaug per akmens metimą ir atsiklaupęs ėmė melstis:
Lu 22:41 And he was withdrawn from them about a stone's cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,
Ag 2:4 Tačiau dabar drąsos, Zerubabeli, ­tai Viešpaties žodis, ­drąsos, vyriausiasis kunige, Jehocadako sūnau Jozue, drąsos, visi krašto žmonės, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­Imkitės darbo! Juk aš su jumis, ­tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis! ­
Hag 2:4 Yet now be strong, O Zerubbabel, saith the LORD; and be strong, O Joshua, son of Josedech, the high priest; and be strong, all ye people of the land, saith the LORD, and work: for I am with you, saith the LORD of hosts:
Ps 40:9 Didžiojoje sueigoje skelbiau tavo išganymo rūpestį, netramdžiau savo lūpų; tu, Viešpatie, tai turi žinoti.
Ps 40:9 I have preached righteousness in the great congregation: lo, I have not refrained my lips, O LORD, thou knowest.
Ts 20:31 Benjamino giminės vyrams ėmus priešintis kariuomenei, jie traukėsi nuo miesto keliais, kurių vienas eina į Betelį, o kitas į Gibėją. Iš pradžių, kaip pirmą ir antrą kartą, jie nukovė atvirame lauke apie trisdešimt Izraelio vyrų.
Judg 20:31 And the children of Benjamin went out against the people, and were drawn away from the city; and they began to smite of the people, and kill, as at other times, in the highways, of which one goeth up to the house of God, and the other to Gibeah in the field, about thirty men of Israel.
1Krn 16:23 Giedok Viešpačiui, visa žeme, skelbkite jo pergalę per dienų dienas!
1Ch 16:23 Sing unto the LORD, all the earth; shew forth from day to day his salvation.
Ps 15:2 Žmogus, kuris dorai gyvena, daro, kas teisu, ir kalba tiesą iš grynos širdies.
Ps 15:2 He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart.
2Kor 12:3 Ir žinau, kad šitas žmogus ­ ar kūne, ar be kūno, nežinau, Dievas žino ­
2C 12:3 And I knew such a man, (whether in the body, or out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth;)
Pat 4:27 Nesuk nei į dešinę, nei į kairę; nukreipk savo koją nuo pikta.
Pr 4:27 Turn not to the right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot from evil.
1Kor 4:9 Man atrodo, kad Dievas mums, apaštalams, paskyrė paskučiausią vietą, tarsi pasmerktiesiems myriop. Mes pasidarėme reginys pasauliui, angelams ir žmonėms.
1C 4:9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men.
Jer 14:5 Net briedė laukuose pameta atsivestą jauniklį, nes nėra žolės.
Jer 14:5 Yea, the hind also calved in the field, and forsook it, because there was no grass.
Ps 42:4 Kai išlieju savo širdį, prisimindamas, kaip eidavau su minia į Dievo Namus, vesdamas ją iškilmės eitynių spūstyjesu džiugiais šlovės šauksmais!
Ps 42:4 When I remember these things, I pour out my soul in me: for I had gone with the multitude, I went with them to the house of God, with the voice of joy and praise, with a multitude that kept holyday.
Pr 41:22 Vėl užmigau ir sapne mačiau septynias javų varpas, pilnas ir sveikas, augančias ant vieno stiebo.
Ge 41:22 And I saw in my dream, and, behold, seven ears came up in one stalk, full and good:
2Krn 8:4 Jis įtvirtino Tadmorą dykumoje ir visus įgulų miestus, kuriuos buvo pastatęs Hamate.
2Ch 8:4 And he built Tadmor in the wilderness, and all the store cities, which he built in Hamath.
2Jn 1:12 Turėčiau dar daug ką jums rašyti, bet nenoriu to daryti ant papiruso ir rašalu. Aš tikiuosi pas jus atvykti ir pasikalbėti gyvu žodžiu, kad mūsų džiaugsmas būtų tobulas.
2J 1:12 Having many things to write unto you, I would not write with paper and ink: but I trust to come unto you, and speak face to face, that our joy may be full.
Apd 22:6 Kai keliavau ir artinausi prie Damasko, apie vidurdienį staiga iš dangaus mane apsiautė stipri šviesa.
Ac 22:6 And it came to pass, that, as I made my journey, and was come nigh unto Damascus about noon, suddenly there shone from heaven a great light round about me.
Apr 14:7 Jis šaukė galingu balsu: "Bijokite Dievo ir atiduokite jam pagarbą, nes atėjo jo teismo valanda; nuolankiai pašlovinkite dangaus ir žemės, jūros ir vandens šaltinių Sutvėrėją! "
Re 14:7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

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