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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 16:17 Ji ėmė sekti paskui Paulių ir mus, šaukdama: "Šitie vyrai yra aukščiausiojo Dievo tarnai ir skelbia jums išganymo kelią. "
Ac 16:17 The same followed Paul and us, and cried, saying, These men are the servants of the most high God, which shew unto us the way of salvation.
Pr 15:13 Tuomet Viešpats tarė Abromui: "Tu turi žinoti, kad tavo palikuonys bus ateiviai ne savo krašte. Ten jie bus pavergti ir kentės priespaudą keturis šimtus metų.
Ge 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not their's, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;
Pr 29:21 Tuomet Jokūbas tarė Labanui: "Duok man mano žmoną, kad galėčiau su ja gyventi, nes mano laikas baigėsi. "
Ge 29:21 And Jacob said unto Laban, Give me my wife, for my days are fulfilled, that I may go in unto her.
Mt 22:9 Todėl eikite į kryžkeles ir, ką tik rasite, kvieskite į vestuves. ’
Mat 22:9 Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
Sk 11:16 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Parink man septyniasdešimt Izraelio seniūnų ­ vyrų, kuriuos laikai žmonių seniūnais ir apskaitininkais, ­ ir atvesk juos prie Susitikimo Palapinės. Teužima jie ten savo vietą drauge su tavimi.
Nu 11:16 And the LORD said unto Moses, Gather unto me seventy men of the elders of Israel, whom thou knowest to be the elders of the people, and officers over them; and bring them unto the tabernacle of the congregation, that they may stand there with thee.
Iš 15:15 Edomo vadus pagavo išgąstis; drebulys apėmė Moabo galiūnus; nutirpo iš baimės visi Kanaano gyventojai.
Ex 15:15 Then the dukes of Edom shall be amazed; the mighty men of Moab, trembling shall take hold upon them; all the inhabitants of Canaan shall melt away.
Mt 21:9 Iš priekio ir iš paskos einančios minios šaukė: "Osana Dovydo Sūnui! Garbė tam, kuris ateina Viešpaties vardu! Osana aukštybėse! "
Mat 21:9 And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the son of David: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest.
Pat 2:5 tai suprasi pagarbią Viešpaties baimęir sužinosi, ką reiškia pažinti Dievą.
Pr 2:5 Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
Jer 34:20 aš atiduosiu, visus iki vieno, į rankas jų priešams ir tiems, kurie tyko jų gyvybės. Jų lavonais mis padangių paukščiai ir lauko žvėrys.
Jer 34:20 I will even give them into the hand of their enemies, and into the hand of them that seek their life: and their dead bodies shall be for meat unto the fowls of the heaven, and to the beasts of the earth.
Jer 50:39 Tad gyvens ten laukiniai žvėrys su hienomis, ten kursis ir stručiai. Niekada jame nebegyvens žmonės, niekas nebesikurs jame per amžius.
Jer 50:39 Therefore the wild beasts of the desert with the wild beasts of the islands shall dwell there, and the owls shall dwell therein: and it shall be no more inhabited for ever; neither shall it be dwelt in from generation to generation.
1Krn 3:7 Nogahas, Nefegas, Jafija,
1Ch 3:7 And Nogah, and Nepheg, and Japhia,
Pr 34:24 Visi stiprūs miesto vyrai sutiko su Hamoru ir jo sūnumi Sichemu, visi vyriškiai buvo apipjaustyti ­ visi stiprūs miesto vyrai.
Ge 34:24 And unto Hamor and unto Shechem his son hearkened all that went out of the gate of his city; and every male was circumcised, all that went out of the gate of his city.
Joz 12:22 Kedešo karalius ­ vienas, Jokneamo Karmelyje karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:22 The king of Kedesh, one; the king of Jokneam of Carmel, one;
Job 33:19 Žmogų pamoko ir skausmai lovoje, ir nesiliaujanti kaulų gėla.
Job 33:19 He is chastened also with pain upon his bed, and the multitude of his bones with strong pain:
Sk 7:86 dvylika aukso lėkščių, pilnų smilkalų, kiekviena sverianti dešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį, iš viso aukso lėkščių buvo šimtas dvidešimt šekelių;
Nu 7:86 The golden spoons were twelve, full of incense, weighing ten shekels apiece, after the shekel of the sanctuary: all the gold of the spoons was an hundred and twenty shekels.
Job 3:26 Neturiu nei ramybės, nei paliovos, nei atvangos, nes užgriuvo kančia. "
Job 3:26 I was not in safety, neither had I rest, neither was I quiet; yet trouble came.
2Kar 13:13 Jehoašas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir Jeroboamas atsisėdo į jo sostą. Jehoašas buvo palaidotas Samarijoje su Izraelio karaliais.
2Ki 13:13 And Joash slept with his fathers; and Jeroboam sat upon his throne: and Joash was buried in Samaria with the kings of Israel.
Job 21:16 Argi jų gerovė iš tikrųjų nėra jų rankose? Nedorėlių galvosena mane atstumia.
Job 21:16 Lo, their good is not in their hand: the counsel of the wicked is far from me.
Job 24:15 Ir svetimautojo akys laukia sutemos: ‘Niekas manęs nematys’, ­ murma jis, gobtuvu slėpdamas veidą.
Job 24:15 The eye also of the adulterer waiteth for the twilight, saying, No eye shall see me: and disguiseth his face.
Apr 1:7 Štai jis ateina su debesimis, ir išvys jį kiekviena akis, net ir tie, kurie jį perdūrė; ir dėl jo raudos visos žemės giminės. Taip, amen!
Re 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

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