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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 14:36 Jie prašė jį leisti palytėti nors apsiausto apvadą. Ir kas tik palietė, pasveiko.
Mat 14:36 And besought him that they might only touch the hem of his garment: and as many as touched were made perfectly whole.
Jn 5:5 Ten buvo vienas žmogus, išsirgęs trisdešimt aštuonerius metus.
Jo 5:5 And a certain man was there, which had an infirmity thirty and eight years.
Pr 1:11 Dievas tarė: "Teželdina žemė augmeniją: augalus, duodančius sėklą, ir visų rūšių vaismedžius, vedančius žemėje vaisius su sėklomis! " Taip ir įvyko.
Ge 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
Ez 26:1 Vienuoliktų metų mėnesio pirmą dieną mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 26:1 And it came to pass in the eleventh year, in the first day of the month, that the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Apr 1:7 Štai jis ateina su debesimis, ir išvys jį kiekviena akis, net ir tie, kurie jį perdūrė; ir dėl jo raudos visos žemės giminės. Taip, amen!
Re 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
Job 21:22 Argi gali kas išminties pamokyti Dievą ­tą, kuris teisia iš tokių aukštybių?
Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Ezd 2:25 Kirjat Arimų, Kefyros ir Beeroto palikuonių septyni šimtai keturiasdešimt trys,
Ezr 2:25 The children of Kirjatharim, Chephirah, and Beeroth, seven hundred and forty and three.
Ts 20:22 Kariuomenė ­ Izraelio vyrai ­ įsidrąsinusi, vėl sustojo į kovos rikiuotę toje pačioje vietoje, kur buvo sustoję kovos rikiuotėn pirmąją dieną.
Judg 20:22 And the people the men of Israel encouraged themselves, and set their battle again in array in the place where they put themselves in array the first day.
Lk 19:17 Jis atsakė: ‘Gerai, stropusis tarne! Kadangi pasirodei patikimas mažuose dalykuose, tu gauni valdyti dešimt miestų. ’
Lu 19:17 And he said unto him, Well, thou good servant: because thou hast been faithful in a very little, have thou authority over ten cities.
Jn 10:12 Samdinys, ne ganytojas, kuriam avys ne savos, pamatęs sėlinantį vilką, palieka avis ir pabėga, o vilkas puola jas ir išvaiko.
Jo 10:12 But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep.
Iš 19:13 Tenepaliečia jų ranka: jie turi būti užmušti akmenimis ar nušauti strėlėmis. Ar tai būtų gyvulys ar žmogus, jie negali išlikti gyvi. ’ Tik ragui sugaudus ilguoju gaudesiu, jie galės kopti į kalną. "
Ex 19:13 There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be stoned, or shot through; whether it be beast or man, it shall not live: when the trumpet soundeth long, they shall come up to the mount.
Iš 18:8 Tada Mozė papasakojo savo uošviui visa, ką Viešpats buvo padaręs faraonui ir egiptiečiams dėl Izraelio, apie visus sunkumus, kuriuos jie buvo patyrę kelionėje, ir kaip Viešpats juos išgelbėdavo.
Ex 18:8 And Moses told his father in law all that the LORD had done unto Pharaoh and to the Egyptians for Israel's sake, and all the travail that had come upon them by the way, and how the LORD delivered them.
Jer 46:3 Parenkite skydus ir priedangas! Pirmyn į mūšį!
Jer 46:3 Order ye the buckler and shield, and draw near to battle.
Ps 20:9 Suteik karaliui pergalę, Viešpatie! Išklausyk mūsų, kai šaukiamės!
Ps 20:9 Save, LORD: let the king hear us when we call.
Ez 21:13 nes kalavijas išbandytas. Kodėl neturėtų taip įvykti, ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis, ­jei tu paniekinai lazdą?
Eze 21:13 Because it is a trial, and what if the sword contemn even the rod? it shall be no more, saith the Lord GOD.
Sk 29:21 su javų atnaša ir liejamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, prie avinų ir prie avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių.
Nu 29:21 And their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
Pr 45:7 Dievas mane pasiuntė pirma jūsų laiduoti jums likutį žemėje ir išgelbėti jūsų gyvybes nepaprastu išvadavimu.
Ge 45:7 And God sent me before you to preserve you a posterity in the earth, and to save your lives by a great deliverance.
Job 37:13 Ar kaip rykštė, ar kaip malonė žemei ­jis padaro, kad tai atsitinka.
Job 37:13 He causeth it to come, whether for correction, or for his land, or for mercy.
Jn 11:23 Jėzus jai pasakė: "Tavo brolis prisikels! "
Jo 11:23 Jesus saith unto her, Thy brother shall rise again.
Sk 24:16 žodis, girdinčio Dievo žodžius, gaunančio žinojimą iš Aukščiausiojo, matančio regėjimą iš Visagalio, parpuolusio kniūbsčio, bet atmerktomis akimis.
Nu 24:16 He hath said, which heard the words of God, and knew the knowledge of the most High, which saw the vision of the Almighty, falling into a trance, but having his eyes open:

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