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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 16:2 Dykumoje visa izraelitų bendrija murmėjo prieš Mozę ir Aaroną.
Ex 16:2 And the whole congregation of the children of Israel murmured against Moses and Aaron in the wilderness:
Rut 4:20 Aminadabui ­ Nachšonas, Nachšonui ­ Salma,
Ru 4:20 And Amminadab begat Nahshon, and Nahshon begat Salmon,
Mk 9:36 Paėmęs mažą vaiką, pastatė tarp jų ir, apsikabinęs jį, pasakė:
Mar 9:36 And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them: and when he had taken him in his arms, he said unto them,
Iš 21:20 Jei savininkas primuštų savo vergą ar vergę lazda, ir vergas tuojau pat mirtų, jis bus nubaustas.
Ex 21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
Zch 14:14 Net Judas stos į mūšį Jeruzalėje. Bus surinkti visų aplinkinių tautų turtai ­ auksas, sidabras ir didelės krūvos drabužių.
Zec 14:14 And Judah also shall fight at Jerusalem; and the wealth of all the heathen round about shall be gathered together, gold, and silver, and apparel, in great abundance.
2Kar 2:17 Bet jie tol primygtinai ragino, kol jis pasakė: "Siųskite! " Tada jie išsiuntė penkiasdešimt vyrų, kurie ieškojo Elijo tris dienas, bet nerado.
2Ki 2:17 And when they urged him till he was ashamed, he said, Send. They sent therefore fifty men; and they sought three days, but found him not.
1Krn 6:39 Paskui jo giminaitis Asafas, stovėjęs jo dešinėje, būtent Asafas, sūnus Berechijo, sūnaus Šimos,
1Ch 6:39 And his brother Asaph, who stood on his right hand, even Asaph the son of Berachiah, the son of Shimea,
Apd 20:34 Jūs gi žinote, kad mano ir palydovų reikalams tarnavo šitos va mano rankos.
Ac 20:34 Yea, ye yourselves know, that these hands have ministered unto my necessities, and to them that were with me.
Jer 7:19 Argi mane jie įskaudina? ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Ne! Argi ne save pačius, savo pačių gėdai?
Jer 7:19 Do they provoke me to anger? saith the LORD: do they not provoke themselves to the confusion of their own faces?
Zch 12:9 Atėjus tai dienai, norėsiu sunaikinti tautas, atžygiavusias pulti Jeruzalės.
Zec 12:9 And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem.
Ps 39:9 Tyliu ir burnos neatveriu, nes tu tai padarei.
Ps 39:9 I was dumb, I opened not my mouth; because thou didst it.
Iš 12:46 Jis turi būti valgomas viename ir tame pačiame name. Nieko iš jo mėsos neišmesite laukan. Nesulaužysite nė vieno jo kaulo.
Ex 12:46 In one house shall it be eaten; thou shalt not carry forth ought of the flesh abroad out of the house; neither shall ye break a bone thereof.
1Kar 13:7 Tada karalius kalbino Dievo vyrą: "Eikš su manimi į namus ir atsigaivink. Duosiu tau dovaną. "
1Ki 13:7 And the king said unto the man of God, Come home with me, and refresh thyself, and I will give thee a reward.
Apr 14:8 Paskui jį skrido antras angelas, kuris šaukė: "Krito, krito didžioji Babelė , kuri savo paleistuvingo įniršio vynu apgirdė visas tautas!"
Re 14:8 And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
Jer 35:11 Ir tiktai kai Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras įsiveržė į šitą kraštą, sakėme: ‘Pakilkime! Eikime į Jeruzalę, kad nebūtume chaldėjų ir aramėjų kariuomenei ant kelio. ’ Todėl dabar ir gyvename Jeruzalėje. "
Jer 35:11 But it came to pass, when Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon came up into the land, that we said, Come, and let us go to Jerusalem for fear of the army of the Chaldeans, and for fear of the army of the Syrians: so we dwell at Jerusalem.
Sk 3:34 Įrašytų į jų sąrašą, įskaitant visus vyrus vieno mėnesio ir vyresnius, buvo šeši tūkstančiai du šimtai.
Nu 3:34 And those that were numbered of them, according to the number of all the males, from a month old and upward, were six thousand and two hundred.
Job 13:11 Argi jo didybė jūsų negąsdinsir jo baimė jūsų neapims?
Job 13:11 Shall not his excellency make you afraid? and his dread fall upon you?
Pr 10:8 Kušui gimė Nimrodas, pirmasis galiūnas žemėje.
Ge 10:8 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth.
Ef 3:14 Dėl to aš klaupiuosi prieš Tėvą,
Ep 3:14 For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,
Sk 33:29 Iškeliavę iš Mitkos, pasistatė stovyklą prie Hašmonos.
Nu 33:29 And they went from Mithcah, and pitched in Hashmonah.

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