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Infidels Questions and Answers

2011 • Correct understanding of the world helps to better gain a foothold in it and to exploit all the possibilities. It helps to successfully achieve the target without paying attention to non-existent factors. This section is dedicated to the most common questions and statements of believers and answers to them. It can be helpful in finding and explaining evidence why God is just an illusion, created by the human mind, with all features and characteristics of an illusion. We hope that this section will be useful in disputes with religious people.

Christian Bible

The Neanderthals’ textbook of morality. Some newer versions of the Bible have been changed and cut to cover up God’s atrocities and to adjust the content to a modern audience and scientific achievements. However, you can also find accurate translations in different languages (biblegateway.com). So read and admire the original biblical “wisdom”, not those clippings so diligently selected by the black-skirt priests :).

Divine Confession

Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

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Godless Minds

There have always been people who were not afraid to speak against gods and religions. Many of them now lie dead, struck by lightning, but their wisdom remains.

Infidels Stories

This chapter cheerfully describes the life of God, His servants, and all sorts of “matumbu” tribes. If you’re very religious, you’d better skip it.

Vajėzus Killer-Priest

The killer-priest is a mystical figure of Lithuania about whom legends spread. In this section, devoted to making his deeds known, is written down the whole Testament of the Holy Prophets concerning our saviour the killer-priest, as beheld by the Holy Prophet Vajėzus. In the name of God Aurigarijus, His Wife and the killer-priest. Amen.

Infidels O’Cosmic Clowns

O’Cosmic Clowns religion and the clownatics’ fight with the push-upless.

Religious Violence

For Religion it is more common to worship afterlife and destruction of life on Earth, than to support new ways of its appearance, like artificial insemination. For those, who can't have children, of course, only love for God remains. Priests are well aware about that and encourage infertile people to turn to the Lord (apparently, He inseminated a lot of couples). People, who talk about love, can gain power sooner and, after they have it, they can kill and justify their actions with excuses, that they are doing this out of love for you, Lord, and His work.

Religious Statistics

Religious statistics.

Religious Anecdotes

There always existed people who did not afraid to speak against God. Many of them now lie dead after strike of lightning, but wisdom remains. If you know some joke, write to us: info@infidels.eu

Religious Caricatures

There always existed people who did not afraid to draw against gods and religions. Many of them now lie dead after strike of lightning, but wisdom remains. If you know good drawing, write to us: info@infidels.eu

Antireligious Video - Audio - Books

Here you will find information about literature, videos, etc. which can be very useful knowledge and will help in the fight against religion, superstition and other kinds of human “darkness”.

The Amusing Bible English

Léo Taxil (1854–1907) was a French anticlerical satirist and the author of the Diana Vaughan hoax, a twelve-year practical joke on the Catholic Church. In La Bible amusante (The Amusing Bible) he retold the Bible with heavy irony, pointing out what he held to be its contradictions, errors and absurdities. The first edition (1882, about 400 pages) has 400 drawings by Frid’Rick, printed large (140 × 110 mm), each with a short caption. The complete edition of 1903–1904 (about 814 pages) prints them smaller (102 × 80 mm), opens with Taxil’s open letter to Pope Leo XIII and quotes Holy Scripture verbatim beside the refutations of Voltaire, Fréret, Lord Bolingbroke, Toland and other critics. Here the drawings come from the edition of 1882, the text from the complete edition of 1903–1904.

The Amusing Bible French

Léo Taxil (1854–1907), satiriste anticlérical français, a monté la mystification de Diana Vaughan, une farce de douze ans jouée à l’Église. Dans La Bible amusante, il racontait la Bible avec une lourde ironie, en relevant ce qu’il tenait pour ses contradictions, ses erreurs et ses absurdités. La première édition (1882, quelque 400 pages) donne 400 grands dessins de Frid’Rick (140 × 110 mm), chacun avec une courte légende. L’édition complète de 1903–1904 (quelque 814 pages) les imprime plus petits (102 × 80 mm), s’ouvre sur la lettre ouverte de Taxil au pape Léon XIII et cite textuellement la Bible en regard des réfutations de Voltaire, Fréret, lord Bolingbroke, Toland et d’autres critiques. Ici, les dessins viennent de l’édition de 1882, le texte de l’édition complète de 1903–1904.

The Amusing Bible German

Léo Taxil (1854–1907), französischer antiklerikaler Satiriker, ersann den Schwindel um Diana Vaughan, einen zwölfjährigen Streich gegen die Kirche. In La Bible amusante (Die amüsante Bibel) erzählte er die Bibel mit dick aufgetragener Ironie nach und hob hervor, was er für ihre Widersprüche, Irrtümer und Absurditäten hielt. Die Erstausgabe (1882, ca. 400 Seiten) bringt 400 große Zeichnungen von Frid’Rick (140 × 110 mm) mit kurzen Legenden. Die vollständige Ausgabe (1903–1904, ca. 814 Seiten) druckt sie kleiner (102 × 80 mm), beginnt mit Taxils offenem Brief an Leo XIII. und stellt den Bibelwortlaut neben die Widerlegungen von Voltaire, Fréret, Lord Bolingbroke, Toland und anderen Kritikern. Hier stammen die Bilder aus der Ausgabe von 1882, der Text aus der vollständigen von 1903–1904.

The Amusing Bible Spanish

Léo Taxil (1854–1907), satírico anticlerical francés, fue el autor de la mistificación de Diana Vaughan, una farsa de doce años a costa de la Iglesia católica. En La Biblia divertida volvió a contar la Biblia con pesada ironía, señalando lo que tenía por sus contradicciones, errores y absurdos. La primera edición (1882, unas 400 páginas) trae 400 dibujos de Frid’Rick impresos en grande (140 × 110 mm), cada uno con un breve pie. La edición completa de 1903–1904 (unas 814 páginas) los imprime más pequeños (102 × 80 mm), comienza con la carta abierta de Taxil al papa León XIII y cita textualmente la Biblia junto a las refutaciones de Voltaire, Fréret, lord Bolingbroke, Toland y otros críticos. Aquí los dibujos proceden de la edición de 1882, y el texto, de la edición completa de 1903–1904.

The Amusing Bible Portuguese

Léo Taxil (1854–1907) foi um satirista anticlerical francês e o autor da mistificação de Diana Vaughan, uma peça de doze anos pregada à Igreja. Em La Bible amusante (A Bíblia Divertida), recontou a Bíblia com pesada ironia, apontando o que considerava suas contradições, erros e absurdos. A primeira edição (1882, cerca de 400 páginas) traz 400 desenhos de Frid’Rick impressos em tamanho grande (140 × 110 mm), cada um com uma breve legenda. A edição completa de 1903–1904 (cerca de 814 páginas) os imprime menores (102 × 80 mm), começa com a carta aberta de Taxil ao papa Leão XIII e cita textualmente a Sagrada Escritura ao lado das refutações de Voltaire, Fréret, lorde Bolingbroke, Toland e outros críticos. Aqui, os desenhos vêm da edição de 1882, e o texto, da edição completa de 1903–1904.

The Amusing Bible Russian

«Забавная Библия» — книга Лео Таксиля, высмеивающая текст Ветхого Завета, в частности, задающая вопросы об отсутствии логических связей между отдельными высказываниями. Впервые была издана в 1882 году и переиздана в июне 1897 года, вскоре после скандального раскрытия мистификации Таксиля на заседании Парижского географического общества. Сам Лео Таксиль о «Забавной Библии» писал: «Забавная Библия» не будет содействовать «укреплению религии», а, напротив, разъяснит читателям, «во что и почему не надо верить»

The Amusing Bible Lithuanian

Gabrielis Antuanas Žoganas - Pažesas - 1854-1907 - Leo Taksilis. Išgarsėjo savo literatūriniais veikalais, kandžiai pajuokiančiais religiją ir bažnyčią. Jaunystėje jį auklėjo jėzuitai. Jam buvo atviras didžios bažnytinės veiklos kelias, bet jis paliko savo mokytojus bei auklėtojus ir ėmė energingai demaskuoti jų šventeiviškumą, melagingumą ir veidmainybės kauke pridengtą savanaudiškumą. Tai buvo tikras pokštininkas, kuriam pavyko apmauti ne tik aukštus katalikų bažnyčios dvasininkus, bet ir popiežių.

The Amusing Bible Romanian

Biblia hazlie (în franceză La Bible amusante) este o carte scrisă de Léo Taxil, publicată în Franța, Paris, Librairie anti-cléricale, în 1882. Începând cu anul 1897, lucrarea a fost republicată în 67 de mici fascicule săptămânale, până în 1898, de către editura Librairie pour tous. Această ediție a fost completată cu citate din textul Bibliei și cu toate comentariile antibiblice emise de Voltaire, Fréret, lord Bolingbroke, Toland și de alți critici.

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E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

1Sam 20:23 O dėl pažado, kurį davėme vienas kitam, tebūna Viešpats liudytojas man ir tau amžinai. "

1Sa 20:23 And as touching the matter which thou and I have spoken of, behold, the LORD be between thee and me for ever.

1Kar 21:9 Laiškuose ji rašė: "Paskelbkite pasninką ir pasodinkite Nabotą pirmoje sueigos vietoje.

1Ki 21:9 And she wrote in the letters, saying, Proclaim a fast, and set Naboth on high among the people:

Mk 1:31 Jis priėjęs pakėlė ją už rankos; karštis paliovė, ir ji galėjo jiems patarnauti.

Mar 1:31 And he came and took her by the hand, and lifted her up; and immediately the fever left her, and she ministered unto them.

Jer 41:18 nuo chaldėjų. Žinoma, jie bijojo chaldėjų, nes Netanijos sūnus Izmaelis nužudė Ahikamo sūnų Gedaliją, kurį Babilono karalius buvo paskyręs krašto valdytoju.

Jer 41:18 Because of the Chaldeans: for they were afraid of them, because Ishmael the son of Nethaniah had slain Gedaliah the son of Ahikam, whom the king of Babylon made governor in the land.

Zch 14:1 Žiūrėk! Ateina Viešpaties diena, kai iš tavęs paimtas grobis bus padalytas tavo vietoje.

Zec 14:1 Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.

Mt 13:14 Jiems pildosi Izaijo pranašystės žodžiai: Girdėti girdėsite, bet nesuprasite, žiūrėti žiūrėsite, bet nematysite.

Mat 13:14 And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:

Jer 41:8 Tarp jų buvo dešimt vyrų, kurie maldavo Izmaelį: "Nežudyk mūsų, nes mes turime paslėptas laukuose kviečių ir miežių, aliejaus ir medaus atsargas! " Tuos jis paliko, nenužudė jų su kitais bičiuliais.

Jer 41:8 But ten men were found among them that said unto Ishmael, Slay us not: for we have treasures in the field, of wheat, and of barley, and of oil, and of honey. So he forbare, and slew them not among their brethren.

Ez 11:2 Jis tarė man: "Žmogau, štai vyrai, kurie rezga pinkles ir slapta sąmokslauja mieste,

Eze 11:2 Then said he unto me, Son of man, these are the men that devise mischief, and give wicked counsel in this city:

Neh 13:12 ir visas Judas atnešė grūdų, vyno bei aliejaus dešimtinę į sandėlius.

Ne 13:12 Then brought all Judah the tithe of the corn and the new wine and the oil unto the treasuries.

Ps 35:19 Neleisk mano priešams, tiems melagiams, linksmintis dėl mano pralaimėjimo; neleisk nekenčiantiems manęs be priežastiesšaipytis su džiaugsmu iš mano skausmo.

Ps 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.

Ag 1:10 Todėl dangūs virš jūsų nedavė rasos, o žemė savo derliaus.

Hag 1:10 Therefore the heaven over you is stayed from dew, and the earth is stayed from her fruit.

1Krn 25:7 Iš viso su jų broliais, parengtais giedoti Viešpačiui, visų įgudusių giesmininkų buvo du šimtai aštuoniasdešimt aštuoni.

1Ch 25:7 So the number of them, with their brethren that were instructed in the songs of the LORD, even all that were cunning, was two hundred fourscore and eight.

Gal 1:24 Ir jos šlovino Dievą dėl manęs.

Ga 1:24 And they glorified God in me.

Jer 27:11 O tautą, kuri palenks savo sprandą po Babilono karaliaus jungu ir bus jam pavaldi, paliksiu jos žemėje, tai Viešpaties žodis, dirbti ir gyventi. ’

Jer 27:11 But the nations that bring their neck under the yoke of the king of Babylon, and serve him, those will I let remain still in their own land, saith the LORD; and they shall till it, and dwell therein.

1Sam 10:25 Samuelis paaiškino žmonėms karaliaus valdžios teises ir pareigas, surašė jas į knygą ir padėjo Viešpaties akivaizdoje. Tai padaręs, Samuelis išsiuntė žmones atgal į namus.

1Sa 10:25 Then Samuel told the people the manner of the kingdom, and wrote it in a book, and laid it up before the LORD. And Samuel sent all the people away, every man to his house.

Ts 21:7 Kaip mes parūpinsim žmonų išlikusiems? Juk esame prisiekę Viešpačiui neduoti jiems žmonų iš savo dukterų! "

Judg 21:7 How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing we have sworn by the LORD that we will not give them of our daughters to wives?

Job 40:6 Tada Viešpats kreipėsi į Jobą iš audros tardamas:

Job 40:6 Then answered the LORD unto Job out of the whirlwind, and said,

Įst 20:8 Apskaitininkai, toliau kalbėdami kariams, sakys: ‘Ar yra kas nors išsigandęs ir nusiminęs? Teeina jis namo, kad per jį brolių drąsa neišblėstų. ’

De 20:8 And the officers shall speak further unto the people, and they shall say, What man is there that is fearful and fainthearted? let him go and return unto his house, lest his brethren's heart faint as well as his heart.

Lk 17:4 Jei jis septynis kartus per dieną tau nusižengtų ir septyniskart kreiptųsi į tave, sakydamas: ‘Gailiuosi’, atleisk jam. "

Lu 17:4 And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him.

Įst 15:6 Kai Viešpats bus tave palaiminęs, kaip jis pažadėjo, tu skolinsi daugeliui tautų, bet nesiskolinsi, tu valdysi daug tautų, bet jos tavęs nevaldys.

De 15:6 For the LORD thy God blesseth thee, as he promised thee: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, but thou shalt not borrow; and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.

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