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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 4:12 Tada Viešpats kalbėjo jums iš ugnies. Girdėjote jo žodžių garsą, bet pavidalo nematėte, buvo vien balsas.
De 4:12 And the LORD spake unto you out of the midst of the fire: ye heard the voice of the words, but saw no similitude; only ye heard a voice.
1Kar 4:12 Ahiludo sūnus Baana Taanache, Megide ir visame Bet Šeane, kuris yra šalia Cartano žemiau Jezreelio, ­ nuo Bet Šeano ligi Abel Meholos, iki pat kito Jokmoamo krašto,
1Ki 4:12 Baana the son of Ahilud; to him pertained Taanach and Megiddo, and all Bethshean, which is by Zartanah beneath Jezreel, from Bethshean to Abelmeholah, even unto the place that is beyond Jokneam:
2Sam 7:10 O savo tautai Izraeliui paskirsiu vietą ir tvirtai įkurdinsiu, kad saugiai gyventų ir daugiau nebebūtų varginami. Nedori žmonės nebeengs jų daugiau kaip kadaise
2Sa 7:10 Moreover I will appoint a place for my people Israel, and will plant them, that they may dwell in a place of their own, and move no more; neither shall the children of wickedness afflict them any more, as beforetime,
Joz 10:2 Jeruzalės karalius Adoni Cedekas baisiai išsigando. Mat Gibeonas, vienas karališkųjų miestų, buvo didelis miestas, iš tikrųjų didesnis už Ają, o visi jo vyrai buvo galiūnai.
Jos 10:2 That they feared greatly, because Gibeon was a great city, as one of the royal cities, and because it was greater than Ai, and all the men thereof were mighty.
1Pt 1:4 ir nenykstančiam, nesuteptam, nevystančiam palikimui, kuris laikomas jums danguje.
1P 1:4 To an inheritance incorruptible, and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you,
Ps 3:4 Balsu šaukiuosi Viešpaties; jis išklauso mane savo šventajame kalne. Sela.
Ps 3:4 I cried unto the LORD with my voice, and he heard me out of his holy hill. Selah.
Kun 10:20 Mozė, tai girdėdamas, sutiko.
Le 10:20 And when Moses heard that, he was content.
1Tes 5:12 Mes prašome jus, broliai, gerbti tuos, kurie darbuojasi tarp jūsų, vadovauja Viešpatyje ir teikia jums pamokymų.
1Th 5:12 And we beseech you, brethren, to know them which labour among you, and are over you in the Lord, and admonish you;
Sk 35:27 o keršytojas už kraują, atradęs jį už prieglaudos miesto ribų, užmuštų, jam nebūtų kraujo kaltės.
Nu 35:27 And the revenger of blood find him without the borders of the city of his refuge, and the revenger of blood kill the slayer; he shall not be guilty of blood:
Sk 3:18 Štai Geršono sūnų vardai pagal jų kiltis: Libnis ir Šimėjas.
Nu 3:18 And these are the names of the sons of Gershon by their families; Libni, and Shimei.
2Krn 9:15 Karalius Saliamonas padarė du šimtus didelių skydų iš kalstyto aukso; į kiekvieną didelį skydą suėjo šeši šimtai aukso šekelių.
2Ch 9:15 And king Solomon made two hundred targets of beaten gold: six hundred shekels of beaten gold went to one target.
Neh 7:69 kupranugarių ­ keturi šimtai trisdešimt penki ir asilų ­ šeši tūkstančiai septyni šimtai dvidešimt.
Ne 7:69 Their camels, four hundred thirty and five: six thousand seven hundred and twenty asses.
Ez 41:12 Pastatas, atgręžtas į šventyklos kiemą vakarinėje pusėje, buvo septyniasdešimt uolekčių pločio, pastato siena visur aplinkui ­ penkių uolekčių storio ir devyniasdešimt uolekčių ilgio.
Eze 41:12 Now the building that was before the separate place at the end toward the west was seventy cubits broad; and the wall of the building was five cubits thick round about, and the length thereof ninety cubits.
Sk 9:10 "Kalbėk izraelitams, sakydamas: ‘Jei kas nors iš jūsų ar iš jūsų palikuonių taptų nešvarus, paliesdamas numirėlį, ar būtų tolimoje kelionėje, vis dėlto galės atnašauti Paschą Viešpačiui.
Nu 9:10 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If any man of you or of your posterity shall be unclean by reason of a dead body, or be in a journey afar off, yet he shall keep the passover unto the LORD.
Įst 19:7 Todėl aš tau ir įsakau atskirti tris miestus.
De 19:7 Wherefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt separate three cities for thee.
Ez 2:7 Tu turi perduoti jiems mano žodžius, ar jie klauso, ar atsisako klausyti, nes tai maištingi namai.
Eze 2:7 And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious.
1Kar 21:4 Ahabas parėjo namo prislėgtas ir niūrus dėl atsakymo, kurį jam buvo davęs Nabotas Jezreelietis: "Aš neatiduosiu, ką esu paveldėjęs iš savo tėvų. " Atsigulęs į savo lovą, nugręžė veidą į sieną ir nieko nevalgė.
1Ki 21:4 And Ahab came into his house heavy and displeased because of the word which Naboth the Jezreelite had spoken to him: for he had said, I will not give thee the inheritance of my fathers. And he laid him down upon his bed, and turned away his face, and would eat no bread.
Apd 3:6 Bet Petras prabilo: "Sidabro nei aukso aš neturiu, bet ką turiu, tą duosiu. Jėzaus Kristaus Nazariečio vardu kelkis ir vaikščiok! "
Ac 3:6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.
2Krn 32:9 Po to Asirijos karalius Sanheribas, su visomis savo pajėgomis tebebūdamas Lachiše, pasiuntė savo pareigūnus į Jeruzalę pas Judo karalių Ezekiją ir visus Judo žmones, gyvenančius Jeruzalėje, tardamas:
2Ch 32:9 After this did Sennacherib king of Assyria send his servants to Jerusalem, (but he himself laid siege against Lachish, and all his power with him,) unto Hezekiah king of Judah, and unto all Judah that were at Jerusalem, saying,
Iš 6:10 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei:
Ex 6:10 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

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