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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 1:73 priesaiką, duotą mūsų tėvui Abraomui, jog leis mums,
Lu 1:73 The oath which he sware to our father Abraham,
Iš 38:21 Štai Padangtės, Sandoros Padangtės, apyskaita, kurią, Mozei įsakius ir Aarono sūnui kunigui Itamarui vadovaujant, padarė levitai.
Ex 38:21 This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.
Sk 13:11 iš Juozapo giminės, tai yra Manaso giminės, ­ Susio sūnus Gadis,
Nu 13:11 Of the tribe of Joseph, namely, of the tribe of Manasseh, Gaddi the son of Susi.
Kun 14:49 Namams apvalyti jis turi paimti du paukščius drauge su kedro medžiu, tamsiai raudonos spalvos siūlų bei yzopo
Le 14:49 And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:
Jer 27:20 kurių Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras nepaėmė, ištremdamas Judo karalių Jehojakimo sūnų Jechoniją drauge su Judo ir Jeruzalės diduomene į Babiloną.
Jer 27:20 Which Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon took not, when he carried away captive Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah from Jerusalem to Babylon, and all the nobles of Judah and Jerusalem;
Am 5:27 Išvarysiu jus į tremtį anapus Damasko", ­ sako Viešpats; jis vardu Galybių Dievas.
Am 5:27 Therefore will I cause you to go into captivity beyond Damascus, saith the LORD, whose name is The God of hosts.
Ps 45:3 Karžygy, sekis kalaviją prie juosmenssavo garbėje ir didybėje!
Ps 45:3 Gird thy sword upon thy thigh, O most mighty, with thy glory and thy majesty.
1Kor 1:23 o mes skelbiame Kristų nukryžiuotąjį, kuris žydams yra papiktinimas, pagonims ­ kvailystė.
1C 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
Ps 18:32 tas Dievas, kuris apjuosė mane jėgair padarė saugų mano kelią?
Ps 18:32 It is God that girdeth me with strength, and maketh my way perfect.
Oz 10:14 karo dundesys kils prieš tavo tautą. Visos tavo tvirtovės bus sunaikintos, kaip Šalmanas mūšio dieną sunaikino Bet Arbelį, kai motinos buvo kapojamos drauge su kūdikiais.
Ho 10:14 Therefore shall a tumult arise among thy people, and all thy fortresses shall be spoiled, as Shalman spoiled Betharbel in the day of battle: the mother was dashed in pieces upon her children.
Iš 39:37 gryno aukso žvakidę su žibintais bei visais reikmenimis ir aliejų apšvietimui,
Ex 39:37 The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light,
Mt 9:14 Tada priėjo Jono mokiniai ir paklausė: "Kodėl mes ir fariziejai pasninkaujame, o tavo mokiniai nepasninkauja? "
Mat 9:14 Then came to him the disciples of John, saying, Why do we and the Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not?
Ez 48:4 Prie Naftalio žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Manasas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:4 And by the border of Naphtali, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Manasseh.
Lk 21:29 Ir jis jiems pasakė palyginimą: "Stebėkite figmedį bei kitus medžius.
Lu 21:29 And he spake to them a parable; Behold the fig tree, and all the trees;
Ps 37:18 י Viešpats rūpinasi tais, kurie jo klauso, ir paveldas amžinai jiems priklausys.
Ps 37:18 The LORD knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
Ez 7:17 Rankos nusvirusios, visų blauzdos praskydusios.
Eze 7:17 All hands shall be feeble, and all knees shall be weak as water.
Iz 26:15 Tu padidinai savo tautą, Viešpatie, pagausinai tautą savo paties šlovei, į visas puses praplatinai krašto ribas.
Isa 26:15 Thou hast increased the nation, O LORD, thou hast increased the nation: thou art glorified: thou hadst removed it far unto all the ends of the earth.
1Krn 11:36 Heferas Mecherietis, Ahija Pelojietis,
1Ch 11:36 Hepher the Mecherathite, Ahijah the Pelonite,
Apd 16:23 Smarkiai nuplakdinę, įmetė juos į kalėjimą, liepdami viršininkui rūpestingai sergėti.
Ac 16:23 And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:
Pat 8:13 Pagarbiai bijoti Viešpaties reiškia nekęsti to, kas pikta. Puikybės, įžūlumo, blogo elgesioir suktos kalbos aš nekenčiu.
Pr 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

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