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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Mt 27:39 Praeiviai užgauliojo Jėzų, kraipydami galvas
Mat 27:39 And they that passed by reviled him, wagging their heads,
Job 10:19 ir likčiau tarsi nebuvęs, perkeltas iš įsčių tiesiai į kapą.
Job 10:19 I should have been as though I had not been; I should have been carried from the womb to the grave.
Mt 15:4 Juk Dievas yra įsakęs: Gerbk savo tėvą ir motiną! ­ ir: Kas keiktų tėvą ar motiną, mirte tenumiršta!
Mat 15:4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Jn 10:42 Ir daugelis įtikėjo jį tame krašte.
Jo 10:42 And many believed on him there.
Job 30:18 Jis smarkiai stveria mane už drabužio, užverždamas apykaklę.
Job 30:18 By the great force of my disease is my garment changed: it bindeth me about as the collar of my coat.
Koh 12:1 Atmink Kūrėją savo jaunystės dienomis, dar skausmo dienoms neatėjusir dar neatėjus metams, apie kuriuos sakysi: "Man jie nemalonūs! " ­
Ec 12:1 Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them;
Mk 14:22 Bevakarieniaujant Jėzus paėmęs duoną palaimino, laužė ją ir davė mokiniams, tardamas: "Imkite, tai mano kūnas! "
Mar 14:22 And as they did eat, Jesus took bread, and blessed, and brake it, and gave to them, and said, Take, eat: this is my body.
Rom 16:15 Sveikinkite Filologą ir Juliją, Nerėją ir jo seserį, ir Olimpą, ir visus jų draugus šventuosius.
Ro 16:15 Salute Philologus, and Julia, Nereus, and his sister, and Olympas, and all the saints which are with them.
Est 5:12 "Be to, ­ pridūrė Hamanas, ­ karalienė Estera pakvietė mane ir karalių ­ nė vieno kito, tik mane ­ į puotą, kurią yra suruošusi. Rytoj aš pakviestas su karaliumi.
Es 5:12 Haman said moreover, Yea, Esther the queen did let no man come in with the king unto the banquet that she had prepared but myself; and to morrow am I invited unto her also with the king.
Pat 2:10 nes išmintis ateis į tavo širdį, ir pažinimas džiugins tave.
Pr 2:10 When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
Pat 9:10 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė ­ išminties pradžia, o Šventojo pažinimas ­ protas.
Pr 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
Zch 11:11 Tą dieną ji buvo panaikinta, ir avių pirkliai, stebėję mane, suprato, kad tai Viešpaties žodis.
Zec 11:11 And it was broken in that day: and so the poor of the flock that waited upon me knew that it was the word of the LORD.
Job 40:23 Net kai upė patvinsta, jis neišsigąsta; išlieka ramus, nors Jordanas tekėtų į nasrus.
Job 40:23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
Jn 14:5 Tomas jam sako: "Viešpatie, mes nežinome, kur tu eini, tai kaipgi žinosime kelią? "
Jo 14:5 Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way?
Ps 99:6 Mozė ir Aaronas ­ tarp jo kunigųir Samuelis ­ tarp tų, kurie šaukiasi tavo vardo. Jie šaukėsi Viešpaties, ir jis jų išklausė.
Ps 99:6 Moses and Aaron among his priests, and Samuel among them that call upon his name; they called upon the LORD, and he answered them.
Rut 1:21 Išėjau turtinga, betViešpats mane parvedė atgal tuščiomis rankomis. Kaipgi galite vadinti mane Noome, jeigu Viešpats nukamavo mane, jeigu Visagalis davė man nelaimę? "
Ru 1:21 I went out full and the LORD hath brought me home again empty: why then call ye me Naomi, seeing the LORD hath testified against me, and the Almighty hath afflicted me?
1Sam 15:14 "Bet ką reiškia tas avių bliovimas ir jaučių baubimas mano ausyse? " ­ klausė Samuelis.
1Sa 15:14 And Samuel said, What meaneth then this bleating of the sheep in mine ears, and the lowing of the oxen which I hear?
Iz 47:10 Kadangi nedora būdama jauteisi saugiir sakei sau: "Niekas manęs nemato! " ­tavo išmintis ir išmanymas išvedė tave iš kelio. Užtat ir sakei sau: "Aš, ir niekas kitas! "
Isa 47:10 For thou hast trusted in thy wickedness: thou hast said, None seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knowledge, it hath perverted thee; and thou hast said in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me.
Ps 116:11 net nustėręs sakydamas: "Visi žmonės ­ melagiai! "
Ps 116:11 I said in my haste, All men are liars.
Įst 3:22 Nebijok jų, nes jis ­ Viešpats, jūsų Dievas ­ kovoja už jus. ’
De 3:22 Ye shall not fear them: for the LORD your God he shall fight for you.

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