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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 9:10 Be to, Hiramo tarnai ir Saliamono tarnai, kurie pargabeno aukso iš Ofyro, pargabeno taip pat algumo medžio ir brangakmenių.
2Ch 9:10 And the servants also of Huram, and the servants of Solomon, which brought gold from Ophir, brought algum trees and precious stones.
Job 28:10 prakerta tunelius uolose. Jo akis pastebi visa, kas brangu,
Job 28:10 He cutteth out rivers among the rocks; and his eye seeth every precious thing.
Pr 34:8 O Hamoras kalbėjo su jais, sakydamas: "Mano sūnus Sichemas visa širdimi trokšta jūsų dukters. Duokite ją jam žmona.
Ge 34:8 And Hamor communed with them, saying, The soul of my son Shechem longeth for your daughter: I pray you give her him to wife.
Lk 1:39 Tomis dienomis Marija susiruošusi skubiai iškeliavo į Judėjos kalnyno miestą.
Lu 1:39 And Mary arose in those days, and went into the hill country with haste, into a city of Juda;
1Kor 2:5 kad jūsų tikėjimas remtųsi ne žmonių išmintimi, bet Dievo galybe.
1C 2:5 That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.
Įst 29:20 Viešpats jam niekuomet neatleis, nes Viešpaties įniršis ir pavydulingumas suliepsnos prieš jį. Visi prakeikimai, užrašyti šioje knygoje, nužengs ant jo, ir Viešpats ištrins jo vardą po dangumi.
De 29:20 The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.
Įst 7:3 Nesimaišyk su jais vedybomis, atiduodamas savo dukteris jų sūnums ar imdamas jų dukteris savo sūnums,
De 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
Joz 9:17 Tad izraelitai leidosi į kelionę ir trečią dieną pasiekė jų miestus. Gibeoniečių miestai buvo Gibeonas, Kefyra, Beerotai ir Kirjat Jearimai.
Jos 9:17 And the children of Israel journeyed, and came unto their cities on the third day. Now their cities were Gibeon, and Chephirah, and Beeroth, and Kirjathjearim.
Ez 40:35 Tuomet jis atvedė mane prie šiaurinių vartų ir juos išmatavo; jie buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti.
Eze 40:35 And he brought me to the north gate, and measured it according to these measures;
2Krn 28:21 Nors Ahazas ir apiplėšė Viešpaties Namus, karaliaus rūmus bei pareigūnų namus, mokėdamas duoklę Asirijos karaliui, tai nieko nepadėjo.
2Ch 28:21 For Ahaz took away a portion out of the house of the LORD, and out of the house of the king, and of the princes, and gave it unto the king of Assyria: but he helped him not.
Job 29:23 Jie laukdavo manęs kaip lietaus, tarsi vėlyvuosius lietus gėrė mano žodžius.
Job 29:23 And they waited for me as for the rain; and they opened their mouth wide as for the latter rain.
Iš 19:2 Iškeliavę iš Refidimų, jie įžengė į Sinajaus dykumą ir apsistojo dykumoje. Izraelis įsirengė stovyklą priešais kalną,
Ex 19:2 For they were departed from Rephidim, and were come to the desert of Sinai, and had pitched in the wilderness; and there Israel camped before the mount.
2Kor 1:3 Tebūna pašlovintas Dievas, mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus Tėvas, gailestingumo Tėvas ir visokios paguodos Dievas,
2C 1:3 Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort;
Am 5:6 Ieškokite Viešpaties ir būsite gyvi, kad jis neateitų prieš Juozapo namus kaip ugnisir, nesant kam gesinti, nesurytų Betelio. "
Am 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it in Bethel.
Rom 3:24 o nuteisinami dovanai jo malone dėl Kristaus Jėzaus atpirkimo.
Ro 3:24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:
Jer 36:3 Gal Judo namai, išgirdę apie visas nelaimes, kurias manau jiems padaryti, gręšis visi iki vieno iš savo nedoro kelio, idant galėčiau atleisti jų nedorumą ir nuodėmę. "
Jer 36:3 It may be that the house of Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them; that they may return every man from his evil way; that I may forgive their iniquity and their sin.
Ps 118:24 Ši diena Viešpaties duota, tad linksminkimės ir džiūgaukime.
Ps 118:24 This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
Jn 3:30 Jam skirta augti, o man ­ mažėti. "
Jo 3:30 He must increase, but I must decrease.
Lk 21:9 O kai išgirsite apie karus ir maištus, nenusigąskite. Visa tai turi pirmiau įvykti, bet dar negreit galas. "
Lu 21:9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
Iz 21:7 Kai pamatys vežimą, kinkytą pora žirgų, raitelius ant asilų ar raitelius ant kuprių, teatkreipia dėmesį ir testebi atidžiai. "
Isa 21:7 And he saw a chariot with a couple of horsemen, a chariot of asses, and a chariot of camels; and he hearkened diligently with much heed:

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