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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Est 4:3 Ir kiekvienoje valdoje, kurią buvo pasiekęs karaliaus raštas ir įsakas, žydai labai gedėjo pasninkaudami, verkdami ir aimanuodami. Daugumas jų gulėjo ant ašutinės ir pelenų.
Es 4:3 And in every province, whithersoever the king's commandment and his decree came, there was great mourning among the Jews, and fasting, and weeping, and wailing; and many lay in sackcloth and ashes.
Rom 16:8 Sveikinkite mano mylimąjį Viešpatyje Ampliatą.
Ro 16:8 Greet Amplias my beloved in the Lord.
Įst 14:29 Levitas, kadangi jis neturi nei dalies, nei paveldo su tavimi, taip pat ateivis, našlaitis ir našlė, esantys tavo mieste, galės ateiti ir pavalgyti iki soties, idant Viešpats, tavo Dievas, laimintų tave ir kiekvieną tavo darbą, prie kurio pridedi ranką.
De 14:29 And the Levite, (because he hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest.
Ez 22:26 Jos kunigai iškraipė mano mokymą ir išniekino, kas man šventa, neskyrė to, kas šventa, nuo to, kas prasta, nemokė skirti to, kas tyra, nuo to, kas netyra. Nuo mano šabų jie nugręžė savo akis, ir aš jų niekinamas.
Eze 22:26 Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they shewed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them.
Mt 27:2 Surišę nuvedė ir atidavė jį valdytojui Pilotui.
Mat 27:2 And when they had bound him, they led him away, and delivered him to Pontius Pilate the governor.
Dan 1:8 Bet Danielius apsisprendė nesiteršti karaliaus stalo valgiais ir vynu, todėl paprašė rūmų vyriausiąjį pareigūną leisti jam nesusiteršti.
Da 1:8 But Daniel purposed in his heart that he would not defile himself with the portion of the king's meat, nor with the wine which he drank: therefore he requested of the prince of the eunuchs that he might not defile himself.
Mk 9:42 Kas papiktintų vieną iš šitų tikinčių mažutėlių, tam būtų daug geriau, jeigu jam užkabintų ant kaklo asilo sukamų girnų akmenį ir įmestų į jūrą.
Mar 9:42 And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
Mt 23:33 Gyvatės! Angių išperos! Kaip jūs ištrūksite nuo pasmerkimo į pragarą? !
Mat 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Iš 29:43 Ten, prie aukuro, kuris bus pašvęstas mano šlove, aš pasitiksiu izraelitus.
Ex 29:43 And there I will meet with the children of Israel, and the tabernacle shall be sanctified by my glory.
Iz 1:31 Sukrauti turtai bus kaip pakulos, o jų krovėjas ­ kaip kibirkštis. Abu sudegs kartu, ir nebus kam užgesinti.
Isa 1:31 And the strong shall be as tow, and the maker of it as a spark, and they shall both burn together, and none shall quench them.
Joz 10:34 Iš Lachišo Jozuė patraukė su visu Izraeliu į Egloną. Jie surengė miesto apgulą, puolė
Jos 10:34 And from Lachish Joshua passed unto Eglon, and all Israel with him; and they encamped against it, and fought against it:
Iš 28:6 Efodą padarysi iš aukso ir plonos suktinių siūlų drobės, meistriškai išsiuvinėtos mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonais siūlais.
Ex 28:6 And they shall make the ephod of gold, of blue, and of purple, of scarlet, and fine twined linen, with cunning work.
Ps 35:14 tartum būčiau meldęsis už savo bičiulį ar brolį. Klajojau neramus, lyg motiną apraudodamas, gedulo prislėgtas.
Ps 35:14 I behaved myself as though he had been my friend or brother: I bowed down heavily, as one that mourneth for his mother.
1Krn 5:23 Pusės Manaso giminės palikuonys gyveno krašte nuo Bašano iki Baal Hermono, Senyro ir Hermono kalno. Jų buvo labai daug.
1Ch 5:23 And the children of the half tribe of Manasseh dwelt in the land: they increased from Bashan unto Baalhermon and Senir, and unto mount Hermon.
2Krn 32:30 Tas pats Ezekijas uždarė Gihono vandenų angą ir nukreipė juos žemyn į vakarinį Dovydo miesto pakraštį. Ezekiją lydėjo sėkmė visuose jo žygiuose.
2Ch 32:30 This same Hezekiah also stopped the upper watercourse of Gihon, and brought it straight down to the west side of the city of David. And Hezekiah prospered in all his works.
Kun 23:27 "Bet šio mėnesio dešimta diena yra Permaldavimo diena. Ji bus jums šventa sueiga; pasninkausite ir aukosite Viešpaties ugninę atnašą.
Le 23:27 Also on the tenth day of this seventh month there shall be a day of atonement: it shall be an holy convocation unto you; and ye shall afflict your souls, and offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Ps 138:2 Puolu kniūbsčias prie tavo šventyklos, dėkoju tavo šventajam varduiuž tavo gerumą ir ištikimybę, nes išaukštinai virš visų savo vardą ir pažadą.
Ps 138:2 I will worship toward thy holy temple, and praise thy name for thy lovingkindness and for thy truth: for thou hast magnified thy word above all thy name.
Ps 23:3 Jis atgaivina mano gyvastįir veda teisumo takais, kaip dera jo vardui.
Ps 23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Job 19:1 O Jobas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 19:1 Then Job answered and said,
2Kar 23:21 Karalius įsakė visiems žmonėms: "Švęskite Viešpaties, savo Dievo, Paschą, kaip įsakyta Sandoros knygoje. "
2Ki 23:21 And the king commanded all the people, saying, Keep the passover unto the LORD your God, as it is written in the book of this covenant.

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