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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 35:11 kaip aš gyvas, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis, ­ pasielgsiu su tavimi, vedamas to paties pavydulingo pykčio, lygiai taip, kaip tu elgeisi su jais iš neapykantos.
Eze 35:11 Therefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD, I will even do according to thine anger, and according to thine envy which thou hast used out of thy hatred against them; and I will make myself known among them, when I have judged thee.
Ez 3:3 sakydamas: "Maitinkis šiuo ritiniu, kurį tau duodu, ir pripildyk juo savo skrandį. " Aš valgiau, ir mano burnoje jis tapo saldus tartum medus.
Eze 3:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness.
Sk 22:2 Ciporo sūnus Balakas matė visa, ką Izraelis padarė amoritams.
Nu 22:2 And Balak the son of Zippor saw all that Israel had done to the Amorites.
Pat 22:7 Turtuolis valdo vargšus, o kas skolinasi, tas tampa skolintojo vergu.
Pr 22:7 The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.
Kun 20:6 Jei kas kreiptųsi į dvasias ir kerėtojus, ištvirkaudamas su jais, aš atgręšiu į jį savo veidą ir pašalinsiu iš tautos.
Le 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
2Sam 7:9 buvau su tavimi, kur tik tu ėjai, ir sunaikinau visus tavo priešus ant tavo kelio. Be to, aš padarysiu tavo vardą tokį garsų, koks garsus yra vardas didžiūnų žemėje.
2Sa 7:9 And I was with thee whithersoever thou wentest, and have cut off all thine enemies out of thy sight, and have made thee a great name, like unto the name of the great men that are in the earth.
Mk 4:20 Geroje žemėje pasėta sėkla ­ tai tie, kurie išgirsta žodį, priima jį ir duoda vaisių: trisdešimteriopą, šešiasdešimteriopą ir šimteriopą. "
Mar 4:20 And these are they which are sown on good ground; such as hear the word, and receive it, and bring forth fruit, some thirtyfold, some sixty, and some an hundred.
Mt 1:16 Jokūbui gimė Juozapas ­ vyras Marijos, iš kurios gimė Jėzus, vadinamas Kristumi.
Mat 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
Jer 17:22 Neneškite jokio nešulio iš savo namų šabo dieną ir nesiimkite jokio darbo, bet švęskite šabo dieną, kaip jūsų tėvams įsakiau,
Jer 17:22 Neither carry forth a burden out of your houses on the sabbath day, neither do ye any work, but hallow ye the sabbath day, as I commanded your fathers.
Kun 25:2 "Kalbėk izraelitams ir sakyk jiems: ‘Kai ateisite į kraštą, kurį jums duodu, tas kraštas turės švęsti šabą Viešpačiui.
Le 25:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye come into the land which I give you, then shall the land keep a sabbath unto the LORD.
Jn 21:16 Ir antrą kartą Jėzus paklausė: "Simonai, Jono sūnau, ar myli mane? " Tas atsiliepė: "Taip Viešpatie. Tu žinai, kad tave myliu. " Jėzus jam pasakė: "Ganyk mano aveles. "
Jo 21:16 He saith to him again the second time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? He saith unto him, Yea, Lord; thou knowest that I love thee. He saith unto him, Feed my sheep.
2Kar 2:6 Tada Elijas tarė jam: "Prašau pasilikti čia, nes Viešpats pasiuntė mane eiti prie Jordano. " ­ "Kaip gyvas Viešpats ir kaip gyvas tu, ­ atsakė Eliziejus, ­ nepaliksiu tavęs. " Jiedu ėjo toliau.
2Ki 2:6 And Elijah said unto him, Tarry, I pray thee, here; for the LORD hath sent me to Jordan. And he said, As the LORD liveth, and as thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. And they two went on.
Apr 13:2 Žvėris, kurį mačiau, buvo panašus į leopardą; jo kojos tarytum lokio kojos, o jo snukis ­ lyg liūto snukis. Slibinas atidavė jam savo galybę, savo sostą ir didelę valdžią.
Re 13:2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
Ps 67:4 Žmonės džiūgaus ir krykštaus iš džiaugsmo, nes tu valdai tautas teisingai; žemėje tu vesi žmones. Sela.
Ps 67:4 O let the nations be glad and sing for joy: for thou shalt judge the people righteously, and govern the nations upon earth. Selah.
Neh 6:10 Kartą, man užėjus aplankyti Mehetabelio sūnaus Delajos sūnaus Šemajos, negalėjusio pas mane ateiti, šis tarė: "Susitikime Dievo Namuose, šventyklos viduje, ir uždarykime šventyklos duris, nes jie ateina tavęs nužudyti. Iš tikrųjų šiąnakt jie ateina tavęs nužudyti. "
Ne 6:10 Afterward I came unto the house of Shemaiah the son of Delaiah the son of Mehetabeel, who was shut up; and he said, Let us meet together in the house of God, within the temple, and let us shut the doors of the temple: for they will come to slay thee; yea, in the night will they come to slay thee.
Mt 7:29 nes jis mokė ne kaip jų Rašto aiškintojai, bet kaip turintis galią.
Mat 7:29 For he taught them as one having authority, and not as the scribes.
Kun 18:4 Vykdysite tik mano įsakus ir ištikimai laikysitės mano įstatų; aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas.
Le 18:4 Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.
2Tim 2:23 O kvailų ir nemokšiškų ginčų venk, žinodamas, kad jie veda į barnius.
2Ti 2:23 But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
Apd 17:3 Jis dėstė ir įrodinėjo, kad Mesijas turėjo kentėti ir prisikelti iš numirusių ir kad: "Mesijas ­ tai Jėzus, kurį aš jums skelbiu. "
Ac 17:3 Opening and alleging, that Christ must needs have suffered, and risen again from the dead; and that this Jesus, whom I preach unto you, is Christ.
2Krn 19:2 Hananio sūnus regėtojas Jehuvas, išėjęs pasitikti, tarė jam: "Argi tau dera padėti nedorėliams ir mylėti tuos, kurie nekenčia Viešpaties? Už tai užsitraukei Viešpaties pyktį.
2Ch 19:2 And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.

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