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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 12:37 Nors Jėzus jų akivaizdoje padarė tiek daug ženklų, tačiau jie juo netikėjo.
Jo 12:37 But though he had done so many miracles before them, yet they believed not on him:
Jn 1:48 O Natanaelis jam sako: "Iš kur mane pažįsti? " Jėzus atsakė: "Prieš pakviečiant tave Pilypui, aš mačiau tave po figmedžiu. "
Jo 1:48 Nathanael saith unto him, Whence knowest thou me? Jesus answered and said unto him, Before that Philip called thee, when thou wast under the fig tree, I saw thee.
Iz 40:31 bet tie, kurie pasitiki Viešpačiu, atgaus jėgas, pakils tarsi erelių sparnais, ir nepavargs bėgdami, nepails eidami.
Isa 40:31 But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Iš 38:13 Rytų pakraštyje kiemo ilgis buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių.
Ex 38:13 And for the east side eastward fifty cubits.
Pr 48:12 Tuomet Juozapas nukėlė juos nuo savo tėvo kelių ir nusilenkė iki žemės.
Ge 48:12 And Joseph brought them out from between his knees, and he bowed himself with his face to the earth.
Apd 17:31 Jis nustatė dieną, kada teisingai teis visą pasaulį per vieną žmogų, kurį tam paskyrė ir visiems už jį laidavo, prikeldamas iš numirusių. "
Ac 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.
Pat 22:4 Nusižeminimo ir pagarbios Viešpaties baimės atlygis ­turtai, pagarba ir gyvenimas.
Pr 22:4 By humility and the fear of the LORD are riches, and honour, and life.
Jn 8:5 Mozė mums Įstatyme yra liepęs tokias užmušti akmenimis. O tu ką pasakysi? "
Jo 8:5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
Pr 6:21 Taip pat apsirūpink įvairiu maistu, tinkamu valgyti, ir pasikrauk, kad būtų maisto atsargų tau ir jiems. "
Ge 6:21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.
Pr 48:20 Ir jis palaimino juos, sakydamas: "Per tave Izraelis laimins, tardamas: ‘Tepadaro Dievas taukaip Efraimui ir Manasui! ’"Taip jis padarė Efraimą viršesnį už Manasą.
Ge 48:20 And he blessed them that day, saying, In thee shall Israel bless, saying, God make thee as Ephraim and as Manasseh: and he set Ephraim before Manasseh.
Oz 2:15 Ten atiduosiu jai vynuogynus, o Achoro slėnį padarysiu vilties durimis. Ten ji atsilieps man kaip savo jaunystės dienomis, kaip tą dieną, kai išėjo iš Egipto žemės.
Ho 2:15 And I will give her her vineyards from thence, and the valley of Achor for a door of hope: and she shall sing there, as in the days of her youth, and as in the day when she came up out of the land of Egypt.
Lk 23:16 Tad aš nuplakdinsiu jį ir paleisiu. "
Lu 23:16 I will therefore chastise him, and release him.
Pr 27:12 Jei mane tėvas apčiupinės, aš būsiu jo akyse sukčius ir užsitrauksiu ant savęs prakeikimą, o ne palaiminimą! "
Ge 27:12 My father peradventure will feel me, and I shall seem to him as a deceiver; and I shall bring a curse upon me, and not a blessing.
Sk 5:6 "Kalbėk izraelitams: kai vyras ar moteris kuo nors nusikalsta artimui, užgaudamas Viešpatį, tas žmogus užsitraukia kaltę.
Nu 5:6 Speak unto the children of Israel, When a man or woman shall commit any sin that men commit, to do a trespass against the LORD, and that person be guilty;
Ezd 2:6 Pahat Moabo, tai yra Ješūvos ir Joabo, palikuonių du tūkstančiai aštuoni šimtai dvylika,
Ezr 2:6 The children of Pahathmoab, of the children of Jeshua and Joab, two thousand eight hundred and twelve.
Dan 5:5 Kaip tik tada pasirodė žmogaus rankos pirštai ir pradėjo rašyti ant karaliaus rūmų sienos tiesiai už žvakidės. Karalius galėjo matyti rašančią ranką.
Da 5:5 In the same hour came forth fingers of a man's hand, and wrote over against the candlestick upon the plaister of the wall of the king's palace: and the king saw the part of the hand that wrote.
Įst 7:26 Nenešk jokio bjauraus daikto į savo namus, nes ir tu, kaip jis, būsi atiduotas sunaikinti. Turi juo šlykštėtis ir bjaurėtis, nes tai atiduota sunaikinti.
De 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.
Job 5:12 Sukčių užmačias jis taip sužlugdo, kad jų rankos neranda naudos.
Job 5:12 He disappointeth the devices of the crafty, so that their hands cannot perform their enterprise.
Pr 26:27 Izaokas paklausė jų: "Ko atėjote pas mane, jei manęs nekenčiate ir atstūmėte nuo savęs? "
Ge 26:27 And Isaac said unto them, Wherefore come ye to me, seeing ye hate me, and have sent me away from you?
2Kar 9:2 Ten nuėjęs, surask Nimšio sūnaus Juozapato sūnų Jehuvą. Įėjęs liepk jam atsikelti ir palikti savo bičiulius ir nusivesk į nuošalų kambarį.
2Ki 9:2 And when thou comest thither, look out there Jehu the son of Jehoshaphat the son of Nimshi, and go in, and make him arise up from among his brethren, and carry him to an inner chamber;

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