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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 8:10 Todėl jų žmonas atiduosiu kitiems, o jų laukus ­ užkariautojams. Juk jie visi, nuo mažiausio ligi didžiausio, godžiai ieško sau naudos; nuo pranašo ligi kunigo, visi jie veidmainiai.
Jer 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
1Kar 16:31 Negana jam buvo kartoti Nebato sūnaus Jeroboamo nuodėmes; jis paėmė žmona sidoniečių karaliaus Etbaalo dukterį Jezabelę ir pradėjo garbinti Baalą bei jam tarnauti.
1Ki 16:31 And it came to pass, as if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, that he took to wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Zidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshipped him.
2Krn 2:5 Namai, kuriuos noriu pastatyti, bus didingi, nes mūsų Dievas didingesnis už visus dievus.
2Ch 2:5 And the house which I build is great: for great is our God above all gods.
1Pt 1:9 nes žinotės gausią savo tikėjimo siekinį ­ sielų išganymą.
1P 1:9 Receiving the end of your faith, even the salvation of your souls.
Joz 24:16 Atsakydami žmonės pareiškė: "Tebūna svetima mums mintis palikti Viešpatį ir tarnauti kitiems dievams!
Jos 24:16 And the people answered and said, God forbid that we should forsake the LORD, to serve other gods;
2Krn 5:6 Tuo tarpu karalius Saliamonas ir visa Izraelio bendrija, susirinkusi pas jį priešais Skrynią, paaukojo tokią daugybę avių ir jaučių, kad nebuvo įmanoma nei suskaičiuoti, nei vertės nustatyti.
2Ch 5:6 Also king Solomon, and all the congregation of Israel that were assembled unto him before the ark, sacrificed sheep and oxen, which could not be told nor numbered for multitude.
Ps 68:27 Antai Benjamino žmonės, mažiausia kiltis, juos veda; Judo didžiūnai savo būryje, Zabulono vadai, Naftalio didikai.
Ps 68:27 There is little Benjamin with their ruler, the princes of Judah and their council, the princes of Zebulun, and the princes of Naphtali.
Ts 6:6 Tad per Midjaną Izraelis buvo labai dideliame skurde, ir izraelitai šaukėsi Viešpaties.
Judg 6:6 And Israel was greatly impoverished because of the Midianites; and the children of Israel cried unto the LORD.
Jn 12:40 Jis apakino jiems akis ir sukietino širdį, kad nematytų akimis ir nesuvoktų širdimi, ­ kad neatsiverstų ir aš jų nepagydyčiau.
Jo 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.
Pr 36:40 Štai Ezavo genčių vardai pagal jų kiltis ir vietovių vardus: Timnos gentis, Alvos gentis, Jeteto gentis,
Ge 36:40 And these are the names of the dukes that came of Esau, according to their families, after their places, by their names; duke Timnah, duke Alvah, duke Jetheth,
Jok 5:7 Tad būkite kantrūs, broliai, iki Viešpaties atėjimo. Antai ūkininkas laukia brangaus žemės vaisiaus, kantriai jį globodamas, kol sulaukia ankstyvųjų ir vėlyvųjų lietų.
Ja 5:7 Be patient therefore, brethren, unto the coming of the Lord. Behold, the husbandman waiteth for the precious fruit of the earth, and hath long patience for it, until he receive the early and latter rain.
1Krn 2:7 Zimrio sūnus ­ Karmis. Karmio sūnus ­ Acharas; jis nusižengė, pasiimdamas sunaikinti skirtus daiktus, todėl užtraukė nelaimę Izraeliui.
1Ch 2:7 And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed.
Ef 2:20 pastatyti ant apaštalų ir pranašų pamato, turintys kertiniu akmeniu patį Kristų Jėzų,
Ep 2:20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner stone;
Jer 15:8 Jų našlių buvo daugiau negu jūros smilčių. Atvedžiau jiems ­ motinoms ir jaunuoliams ­niokotoją viduryje dienos. Leidau, kad juos staiga užkluptų sąmyšis ir siaubas.
Jer 15:8 Their widows are increased to me above the sand of the seas: I have brought upon them against the mother of the young men a spoiler at noonday: I have caused him to fall upon it suddenly, and terrors upon the city.
2Tes 2:11 Todėl Dievas jiems siunčia galingą paklydimą, idant tikėtų melu;
2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
Įst 2:20 (Šistaip pat paprastai laikomas refajų kraštu. Seniau jame gyveno refajai, nors amonitai juos vadina zamzumais, ­
De 2:20 (That also was accounted a land of giants: giants dwelt therein in old time; and the Ammonites call them Zamzummims;
1Krn 17:25 Dėl to, kad tu, mano Dieve, apreiškei savo tarnui, jog pastatysi jam namus, tavo tarnas išdrįso tau taip melstis.
1Ch 17:25 For thou, O my God, hast told thy servant that thou wilt build him an house: therefore thy servant hath found in his heart to pray before thee.
Apr 14:18 Ir dar vienas angelas išėjo nuo aukuro, turintis valdžią ugniai. Jis didžiu balsu sušuko turinčiajam aštrų pjautuvą: "Paleisk darban savo aštrųjį pjautuvą ir nurink žemės vynmedžio kekes, nes uogos jau prisirpo. "
Re 14:18 And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire; and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
Jer 34:21 Ir Judo karalių Zedekiją drauge su jo didžiūnais atiduosiu jų priešams ir tiems, kurie tyko jų gyvybės, ­ Babilono karaliaus kariuomenei, kuri dabar yra nuo jūsų pasitraukusi.
Jer 34:21 And Zedekiah king of Judah and his princes will I give into the hand of their enemies, and into the hand of them that seek their life, and into the hand of the king of Babylon's army, which are gone up from you.
Mt 20:27 ir kas panorėtų būti pirmas tarp jūsų, tebūnie jūsų vergas.
Mat 20:27 And whosoever will be chief among you, let him be your servant:

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