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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 37:12 Kartą, kai broliai buvo nuvarę tėvo kaimenę ganytis prie Sichemo,
Ge 37:12 And his brethren went to feed their father's flock in Shechem.
Iz 19:10 Audėjai bus sužlugdyti, visi samdiniai prislėgti.
Isa 19:10 And they shall be broken in the purposes thereof, all that make sluices and ponds for fish.
Jn 6:68 Simonas Petras atsakė: "Viešpatie, pas ką mes eisime? ! Tu turi amžinojo gyvenimo žodžius.
Jo 6:68 Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life.
Pr 12:18 Faraonas pasišaukė Abromą ir sakė jam: "Ką tu padarei! Kodėl nepasakei, kad ji tavo žmona?
Ge 12:18 And Pharaoh called Abram and said, What is this that thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not tell me that she was thy wife?
Ts 20:41 Dabar pagrindinis Izraelio būrys atsigręžė priešintis, o Benjamino vyrus apėmė siaubas, nes jie matė, kad atėjo jų pražūtis.
Judg 20:41 And when the men of Israel turned again, the men of Benjamin were amazed: for they saw that evil was come upon them.
1Sam 17:7 Ieties kotas buvo tarsi audėjo riestuvas; ieties antgalis svėrė šešis šimtus geležies šekelių. Pirma jo ėjo skydnešys.
1Sa 17:7 And the staff of his spear was like a weaver's beam; and his spear's head weighed six hundred shekels of iron: and one bearing a shield went before him.
1Sam 15:31 Samuelis sugrįžo su Sauliumi, ir Saulius puolė kniūbsčias prieš Viešpatį.
1Sa 15:31 So Samuel turned again after Saul; and Saul worshipped the LORD.
Ps 105:16 Jis užleido badą anai žemeiir atėmė iš jų visus maisto išteklius.
Ps 105:16 Moreover he called for a famine upon the land: he brake the whole staff of bread.
Žyd 11:13 Jie visi mirė tikėdami, dar negavę pažadėtųjų dalykų, tik iš tolo juos regėdami, sveikindami ir išpažindami, jog jie žemėje svečiai ir ateiviai.
He 11:13 These all died in faith, not having received the promises, but having seen them afar off, and were persuaded of them, and embraced them, and confessed that they were strangers and pilgrims on the earth.
Joz 15:1 Paveldo dalis, burtų keliu atitekusi Judo giminės žmonėms pagal jų kiltis, tęsėsi labai toli į pietus iki pat Edomo ribos ­ Cino dykumos.
Jos 15:1 This then was the lot of the tribe of the children of Judah by their families; even to the border of Edom the wilderness of Zin southward was the uttermost part of the south coast.
Jn 6:53 O Jėzus jiems kalbėjo: "Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jei nevalgysite Žmogaus Sūnaus kūnoir negersite jo kraujo, neturėsite savyje gyvybės!
Jo 6:53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
Sk 15:34 Jis buvo uždarytas į kalėjimą, nes nebuvo aišku, ką su juo reikėtų daryti.
Nu 15:34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
Jl 1:2 Išklausykite tai, seniūnai, išgirskite, visi krašto gyventojai! Argi įvyko kas panašaus jūsų dienomisarba jūsų protėvių dienomis?
Joe 1:2 Hear this, ye old men, and give ear, all ye inhabitants of the land. Hath this been in your days, or even in the days of your fathers?
Įst 28:64 Viešpats išblaškys tave tautose nuo vieno žemės galo ligi kito; tenai tarnausi svetimiems dievams iš akmens ir medžio, kurių nei tu, nei tavo protėviai nepažinojote.
De 28:64 And the LORD shall scatter thee among all people, from the one end of the earth even unto the other; and there thou shalt serve other gods, which neither thou nor thy fathers have known, even wood and stone.
Sk 16:16 O Korachui Mozė tarė: "Rytoj tu ir visa tavo draugė būkite Viešpaties akivaizdoje ­ ir tu, ir jie, ir Aaronas.
Nu 16:16 And Moses said unto Korah, Be thou and all thy company before the LORD, thou, and they, and Aaron, to morrow:
Mt 21:14 Šventykloje susirinko prie jo aklų ir raišų, ir jis išgydė juos.
Mat 21:14 And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he healed them.
Apd 21:33 Prisiartinęs tribūnas įsakė suimti Paulių ir surišti dviem grandinėmis. Paskui paklausė, kas jis esąs ir ką padaręs.
Ac 21:33 Then the chief captain came near, and took him, and commanded him to be bound with two chains; and demanded who he was, and what he had done.
Ps 66:2 giedokite šlovės giesmę jo vardui, teikite jam iškilmingą šlovę!
Ps 66:2 Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.
Kun 3:9 Iš bendravimo aukos jis kaip ugninę auką Viešpačiui atnašaus jos taukus: visą riebiąją uodegą, kuri turi būti atkirsta prie pat stuburo, vidurius dengiančią riebiąją plėvę ir taukus, kurie yra ant vidurių,
Le 3:9 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat thereof, and the whole rump, it shall he take off hard by the backbone; and the fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,
Joz 17:4 Jos atėjo pas kunigą Eleazarą, Nūno sūnų Jozuę ir vadus pasakyti: "Viešpats įsakė Mozei duoti mums paveldą tarp mūsų vyriškų giminaičių. " Tad Viešpaties įsakymu jis davė joms paveldą tarp jų tėvo giminaičių.
Jos 17:4 And they came near before Eleazar the priest, and before Joshua the son of Nun, and before the princes, saying, The LORD commanded Moses to give us an inheritance among our brethren. Therefore according to the commandment of the LORD he gave them an inheritance among the brethren of their father.

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