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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 26:7 Kunigai, pranašai ir visi žmonės klausėsi Jeremijo, skelbiančio visus žodžius Viešpaties Namuose.
Jer 26:7 So the priests and the prophets and all the people heard Jeremiah speaking these words in the house of the LORD.
Sk 28:19 Atnašausite ugninę auką ­ deginamąją auką Viešpačiui: du jautukus, vieną aviną ir septynis metinius avinėlius. Žiūrėk, kad jie būtų sveiki.
Nu 28:19 But ye shall offer a sacrifice made by fire for a burnt offering unto the LORD; two young bullocks, and one ram, and seven lambs of the first year: they shall be unto you without blemish:
Apr 10:5 O angelas, kurį mačiau stovint ant jūros ir ant sausumos, pakėlė dešinę ranką į dangų
Re 10:5 And the angel which I saw stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up his hand to heaven,
Iz 40:8 Žolė nudžiūsta, gėlė nuvysta, bet Dievo žodis tveria amžinai. "
Isa 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
Koh 1:3 Kokia nauda žmogui iš viso jo sunkaus triūso, kuriuo jis triūsia po saule?
Ec 1:3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?
Pr 1:17 Dievas sudėjo juos į dangaus skliautą šviesti žemei,
Ge 1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
Mal 4:4 Atminkite mano tarno Mozės Įstatymą, įsakymus ir potvarkius, kuriuos daviau jam prie Horebo, skirtus visam Izraeliui.
Mal 4:4 Remember ye the law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him in Horeb for all Israel, with the statutes and judgments.
Apd 21:8 Kitą dieną vėl keliavome ir atvykome į Cezarėją. Ten nuėjome į evangelisto Pilypo, vieno iš Septynių, namus ir pas jį pasilikome.
Ac 21:8 And the next day we that were of Paul's company departed, and came unto Caesarea: and we entered into the house of Philip the evangelist, which was one of the seven; and abode with him.
2Kar 14:3 Jis darė, kas dora Viešpaties akyse, tačiau ne taip, kaip jo protėvis Dovydas. Visur jis elgėsi, kaip buvo elgęsis jo tėvas Jehoašas.
2Ki 14:3 And he did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, yet not like David his father: he did according to all things as Joash his father did.
Įst 28:36 Viešpats išvarys tave ir karalių, kurį sau pasiskirsi, pas tautą, kurios nei tu, nei tavo protėviai nepažinojote; tenai tarnausi svetimiems dievams, padarytiems iš medžio ir akmens.
De 28:36 The LORD shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone.
1Krn 28:15 taip pat ir svorį aukso žvakidėms bei jų žibintams, svorį aukso kiekvienai žvakidei ir jos žibintams, svorį sidabro žvakidei ir jos žibintams pagal kiekvienos žvakidės paskirtį.
1Ch 28:15 Even the weight for the candlesticks of gold, and for their lamps of gold, by weight for every candlestick, and for the lamps thereof: and for the candlesticks of silver by weight, both for the candlestick, and also for the lamps thereof, according to the use of every candlestick.
Jn 21:17 Jėzus paklausė dar ir trečią kartą: "Simonai, Jono sūnau, ar myli mane? " Petras nuliūdo, kad Jėzus trečią kartą klausia: "Ar myli mane? " ­ ir atsakė: "Viešpatie, tu viską žinai. Tu žinai, kad tave myliu. " Jėzus jam tarė: "Ganyk mano avis.
Jo 21:17 He saith unto him the third time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, Lovest thou me? And he said unto him, Lord, thou knowest all things; thou knowest that I love thee. Jesus saith unto him, Feed my sheep.
Ez 24:7 Juk jo pralietas kraujas dar tebėra ant jo; jis pralietas ant plikos uolos, ne ant žemės išpiltas, kad dulkės jį pridengtų.
Eze 24:7 For her blood is in the midst of her; she set it upon the top of a rock; she poured it not upon the ground, to cover it with dust;
Ez 3:25 Klausyk, žmogau! Tu būsi rišamas virvėmis ir taip surištas, kad nebegalėsi išeiti pas žmones.
Eze 3:25 But thou, O son of man, behold, they shall put bands upon thee, and shall bind thee with them, and thou shalt not go out among them:
1Jn 5:11 O liudijimas toks: Dievas mums suteikė amžinąjį gyvenimą, ir tas gyvenimas yra jo Sūnuje.
1J 5:11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.
1Krn 19:2 Dovydas sakė sau: "Aš turiu būti ištikimai geras Nahašo sūnui Hanūnui, nes jo tėvas buvo man ištikimai geras. " Tad Dovydas išsiuntė pasiuntinius pareikšti užuojautos dėl jo tėvo.
1Ch 19:2 And David said, I will shew kindness unto Hanun the son of Nahash, because his father shewed kindness to me. And David sent messengers to comfort him concerning his father. So the servants of David came into the land of the children of Ammon to Hanun, to comfort him.
Iš 4:17 Paimk į savo ranką šią lazdą; ja turėsi daryti ženklus. "
Ex 4:17 And thou shalt take this rod in thine hand, wherewith thou shalt do signs.
Jer 41:8 Tarp jų buvo dešimt vyrų, kurie maldavo Izmaelį: "Nežudyk mūsų, nes mes turime paslėptas laukuose kviečių ir miežių, aliejaus ir medaus atsargas! " Tuos jis paliko, nenužudė jų su kitais bičiuliais.
Jer 41:8 But ten men were found among them that said unto Ishmael, Slay us not: for we have treasures in the field, of wheat, and of barley, and of oil, and of honey. So he forbare, and slew them not among their brethren.
Joz 5:2 Tuo metu Viešpats kalbėjo Jozuei: "Pasidaryk peilių iš titnago ir dar kartą apipjaustyk izraelitus. "
Jos 5:2 At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.
Lk 18:3 Tame pačiame mieste gyveno ir našlė, kuri vis eidavo pas jį ir prašydavo: ‘Apgink mane nuo skriaudiko! ’
Lu 18:3 And there was a widow in that city; and she came unto him, saying, Avenge me of mine adversary.

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