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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 18:5 Mozės uošvis Jetras drauge su Mozės sūnumis ir žmona atėjo į dykumą prie Dievo kalno, kur buvo apsistojęs Mozė.
Ex 18:5 And Jethro, Moses' father in law, came with his sons and his wife unto Moses into the wilderness, where he encamped at the mount of God:
1Sam 17:50 Taip Dovydas nugalėjo filistiną svaidykle ir akmeniu, parbloškė jį ir užmušė. Rankoje kalavijo Dovydas neturėjo.
1Sa 17:50 So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and smote the Philistine, and slew him; but there was no sword in the hand of David.
Ps 69:34 Tešlovina jį dangus ir žemė, jūros ir visa, kas jose gyva!
Ps 69:34 Let the heaven and earth praise him, the seas, and every thing that moveth therein.
Iš 38:1 Iš akacijos medžio padarė ir aukurą deginamajai aukai. Jis buvo penkių uolekčių ilgio, penkių uolekčių pločio ­ keturkampis, o aukščio turėjo tris uolektis.
Ex 38:1 And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof.
Neh 12:19 Jehojaribo kilties ­ Matenajas, Jedajos kilties ­ Uzis,
Ne 12:19 And of Joiarib, Mattenai; of Jedaiah, Uzzi;
Job 17:15 tai kur mano viltis? Ar mato kas mano viltį?
Job 17:15 And where is now my hope? as for my hope, who shall see it?
Įst 10:8 Tuo metu Viešpats atskyrė Levio giminę Viešpaties Sandoros Skryniai nešti, būti Viešpaties akivaizdoje bei jam tarnauti ir laiminti jo vardu, kaip šiandien ir daroma.
De 10:8 At that time the LORD separated the tribe of Levi, to bear the ark of the covenant of the LORD, to stand before the LORD to minister unto him, and to bless in his name, unto this day.
1Tes 4:14 Jeigu tikime, kad Jėzus numirė ir prisikėlė, tai Dievas ir tuos, kurie užmigo, atsives per Jėzų ir su juo.
1Th 4:14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.
1Kar 20:34 Ben Hadadas tarė jam: "Aš sugrąžinsiu miestus, kuriuos mano tėvas paėmė iš tavo tėvo, o tu gali įkurti savo turgavietes Damaske, kaip mano tėvas darė Samarijoje. " ­ "Aš savo ruožtu, ­ atsakė Ahabas, ­ su tokia sandora paleisiu tave namo. " Tad jis sudarė su juo sandorą ir paleido jį.
1Ki 20:34 And Ben-hadad said unto him, The cities, which my father took from thy father, I will restore; and thou shalt make streets for thee in Damascus, as my father made in Samaria. Then said Ahab, I will send thee away with this covenant. So he made a covenant with him, and sent him away.
Sk 7:44 aukso lėkštė, sverianti dešimt šekelių, pilna smilkalų,
Nu 7:44 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
Sk 4:27 Visos Geršono žmonių pareigos ­ visas naštų gabenimas ir visa jų tarnyba ­ bus atliekamos Aaronui ir jo sūnums įsakius. Jiems pavesi rūpintis naštų gabenimu.
Nu 4:27 At the appointment of Aaron and his sons shall be all the service of the sons of the Gershonites, in all their burdens, and in all their service: and ye shall appoint unto them in charge all their burdens.
Oz 13:12 Efraimo kaltė surišta į ryšulį, jo nuodėmė padėta apsaugon.
Ho 13:12 The iniquity of Ephraim is bound up; his sin is hid.
Joz 7:14 Taigi rytoj rytą būsite pašaukti giminėmis. Giminė, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį kiltimis; kiltis, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį šeimomis; šeima, kurią Viešpats nurodys, išeis į priekį pavieniui vyras po vyro.
Jos 7:14 In the morning therefore ye shall be brought according to your tribes: and it shall be, that the tribe which the LORD taketh shall come according to the families thereof; and the family which the LORD shall take shall come by households; and the household which the LORD shall take shall come man by man.
Apd 24:19 kai kurie Azijos žydai. Tai jiems reikėjo čia būti ir, jei ką turi prieš mane, kaltinti tavo akyse.
Ac 24:19 Who ought to have been here before thee, and object, if they had ought against me.
2Kar 3:19 Nugalėsite visus įtvirtintus miestus ir visus prabangius miestus, iškirsite visus vaismedžius, užversite visus vandens šaltinius ir primėtysite akmenų į derlingas dirvas. "
2Ki 3:19 And ye shall smite every fenced city, and every choice city, and shall fell every good tree, and stop all wells of water, and mar every good piece of land with stones.
Ps 139:16 tavo akys matė mane dar negimusį. Į tavo knygą buvo įrašytosvisos man skirtos dienos, kai nė viena jų dar nebuvo prasidėjusi.
Ps 139:16 Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
Iz 23:10 Plauk į savo kraštą, Taršišo laive; nebėra tau uosto.
Isa 23:10 Pass through thy land as a river, O daughter of Tarshish: there is no more strength.
Lk 23:42 Ir jis tarė: "Jėzau, prisimink mane, kai ateisi į savo karalystę! "
Lu 23:42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
Ps 21:9 Degink juos tarsi krosnies liepsna, tą dieną, kai pasirodysi. Tesunaikina juos įniršęs Viešpats; tepraryja juos ugnis.
Ps 21:9 Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine anger: the LORD shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall devour them.
Joz 9:16 Praėjus trims dienoms po sandoros, sudarytos su jais, izraelitai sužinojo, kad tai buvo jų kaimynai ir gyveno jų žemėje.
Jos 9:16 And it came to pass at the end of three days after they had made a league with them, that they heard that they were their neighbours, and that they dwelt among them.

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