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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jon 1:2 "Keliauk tuojau pat į Ninevę, tą didį miestą, ir pašauk jį į teismą, nes jų nedorumas pasiekė mane. "
Jon 1:2 Arise, go to Nineveh, that great city, and cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me.
Ez 40:15 Nuo vartų priekio prie įėjimo ligi vidinio vartų prieangio galo buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių.
Eze 40:15 And from the face of the gate of the entrance unto the face of the porch of the inner gate were fifty cubits.
1Jn 2:26 Aš tai parašiau apie tuos, kurie norėtų jus suklaidinti.
1J 2:26 These things have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you.
Ez 33:14 Jei aš sakau nedorėliui: ‘Tu tikrai mirsi! ’ ­ o jis nusigręžia nuo savo nuodėmės ir daro, kas teisinga ir teisu,
Eze 33:14 Again, when I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; if he turn from his sin, and do that which is lawful and right;
Pr 30:25 Kai Rachelė pagimdė Juozapą, Jokūbas kreipėsi į Labaną: "Leisk man eiti namo, grįžti į savo kraštą.
Ge 30:25 And it came to pass, when Rachel had born Joseph, that Jacob said unto Laban, Send me away, that I may go unto mine own place, and to my country.
Mt 21:4 Tai įvyko, kad išsipildytų pranašo žodžiai:
Mat 21:4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying,
Pr 41:47 Per septynerius pertekliaus metus žemė davė gausų derlių.
Ge 41:47 And in the seven plenteous years the earth brought forth by handfuls.
2Krn 6:23 išgirsk danguje ir nedelsk paskelbti savo tarnams nuosprendį, kaltąjį pasmerkdamas bei uždėdamas jam ant galvos bausmę už jo elgesį, o teisųjį apgindamas bei atlygindamas jam pagal jo teisumą.
2Ch 6:23 Then hear thou from heaven, and do, and judge thy servants, by requiting the wicked, by recompensing his way upon his own head; and by justifying the righteous, by giving him according to his righteousness.
Ts 9:53 Bet viena moteris metė viršutinį girnų akmenį ant Abimelecho ir perskėlė jam kaukolę.
Judg 9:53 And a certain woman cast a piece of a millstone upon Abimelech's head, and all to brake his skull.
Iš 21:3 Jei ateina nevedęs, jis išeis nevedęs; jei ateina vedęs, jo žmona išeis drauge su juo.
Ex 21:3 If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.
Jn 16:10 Dėl teisumo, kadangi aš pas Tėvą einu, o jūs manęs daugiau neberegėsite.
Jo 16:10 Of righteousness, because I go to my Father, and ye see me no more;
Ez 12:27 "Žmogau, Izraelio namai sako: ‘Regėjimas, kurį jis mato, yra už daugelio metų, jis pranašauja tolimą ateitį. ’
Eze 12:27 Son of man, behold, they of the house of Israel say, The vision that he seeth is for many days to come, and he prophesieth of the times that are far off.
Iš 21:21 Tačiau jei vergas išliktų dieną ar dvi gyvas, savininkas neturi būti baudžiamas, nes vergas yra jo nuosavybė.
Ex 21:21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
2Kor 11:14 Ir nenuostabu, nes pats šėtonas geba apsimesti šviesos angelu.
2C 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Ps 41:9 Net mano geriausias bičiulis, kuris dalijosi su manimi duona, taikėsi man įspirti.
Ps 41:9 Yea, mine own familiar friend, in whom I trusted, which did eat of my bread, hath lifted up his heel against me.
Pr 40:10 Ant vynmedžio buvo trys šakos. Vos joms išsprogus, tuoj pasirodė ant jų žiedai, ir iš kekių prisirpo vynuogės.
Ge 40:10 And in the vine were three branches: and it was as though it budded, and her blossoms shot forth; and the clusters thereof brought forth ripe grapes:
2Kar 17:16 Jie atmetė visus Viešpaties, savo Dievo, įsakymus, nusiliedino stabus ­ du veršius, pasidirbo šventąjį stulpą, garbino dangaus galybes ir tarnavo Baalui.
2Ki 17:16 And they left all the commandments of the LORD their God, and made them molten images, even two calves, and made a grove, and worshipped all the host of heaven, and served Baal.
Jn 8:41 Jūs darote savojo tėvo darbus. "Jie atšovė: "Mes nesame pavainikiai ir turime vieną Tėvą ­ Dievą. "
Jo 8:41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
Koh 6:6 Net jeigu žmogus ir dusyk po tūkstantį metų gyventų, bet nerastų pasitenkinimo, tai argi abu jie neina į vieną ir tą pačią vietą?
Ec 6:6 Yea, though he live a thousand years twice told, yet hath he seen no good: do not all go to one place?
1Sam 3:7 Samuelis dar nebuvo Viešpaties pažinęs, ir Viešpaties žodis dar nebuvo jam apreikštas.
1Sa 3:7 Now Samuel did not yet know the LORD, neither was the word of the LORD yet revealed unto him.

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