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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 6:7 Kunigas atliks permaldavimą jo labui Viešpaties akivaizdoje, ir jam bus atleista visa, kuo jis buvo užsitraukęs kaltę. "
Le 6:7 And the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD: and it shall be forgiven him for any thing of all that he hath done in trespassing therein.
1Sam 31:2 Filistinai pasivijo Saulių ir jo sūnus. Sauliaus sū~nus ­ Jehonataną, Abinadabą ir Malkišūvą ­ filistinai nukovė.
1Sa 31:2 And the Philistines followed hard upon Saul and upon his sons; and the Philistines slew Jonathan, and Abinadab, and Melchishua, Saul's sons.
Įst 8:19 Bet jei tu, užmiršęs Viešpatį, savo Dievą, eisi paskui kitus dievus jiems tarnauti ir jų garbinti, šiandien įspėju jus, kad tikrai pražūsite.
De 8:19 And it shall be, if thou do at all forget the LORD thy God, and walk after other gods, and serve them, and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish.
Lk 23:46 O Jėzus galingu balsu sušuko: "Tėve, į tavo rankas atiduodu savo dvasią. " Ir su tais žodžiais numirė.
Lu 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
Žyd 9:12 taip pat ne ožių ar veršių krauju, bet savuoju krauju vieną kartą visiems laikams įžengė į šventovę ir įvykdė amžinąjį atpirkimą.
He 9:12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.
Apd 15:1 Iš Judėjos atvyko žmonių, kurie įtikinėjo brolius: "Jei nesiduosite apipjaustomi pagal Mozės paprotį, negalėsite būti išgelbėti. "
Ac 15:1 And certain men which came down from Judaea taught the brethren, and said, Except ye be circumcised after the manner of Moses, ye cannot be saved.
Mt 19:27 Tada Petras jį paklausė: "Štai mes viską palikome ir sekame paskui tave. Kas mums bus už tai? "
Mat 19:27 Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?
Lk 8:19 Pas Jėzų atėjo motina ir broliai, bet negalėjo prasimušti iki jo per minią.
Lu 8:19 Then came to him his mother and his brethren, and could not come at him for the press.
1Krn 8:34 Jehonatano sūnus buvo Merib Baalas, o Merib Baalui gimė Michėjas.
1Ch 8:34 And the son of Jonathan was Meribbaal; and Meribbaal begat Micah.
Est 1:8 Karaliaus įsakymu buvo geriama be varžymosi, nes jis buvo nurodęs visiems savo rūmų padavėjams elgtis su kiekvienu svečiu pagal svečio norą.
Es 1:8 And the drinking was according to the law; none did compel: for so the king had appointed to all the officers of his house, that they should do according to every man's pleasure.
Jer 23:2 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, ganytojams, ganantiems jo tautą: "Jūs išblaškėte mano kaimenę ir ja nesirūpinote! Tikėkite manimi, aš bausiu jus už jūsų nedorus darbus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 23:2 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the LORD.
Sk 3:1 Štai Aarono ir Mozės palikuonys tuo metu, kai Viešpats kalbėjosi su Moze ant Sinajaus kalno:
Nu 3:1 These also are the generations of Aaron and Moses in the day that the LORD spake with Moses in mount Sinai.
Iš 8:3 Nilas knibždės varlėmis, jos atšokuos į tavo rūmus, miegamąjį ir lovą, į tavo pareigūnų ir pavaldinių namus, krosnis ir dubenis duonai minkyti.
Ex 8:3 And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:
Rom 6:23 Atpildas už nuodėmę ­ mirtis, o Dievo malonės dovana ­ amžinasis gyvenimas mūsų Viešpatyje Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ro 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
1Kar 12:33 Aštunto mėnesio ­ to mėnesio, kurį savo širdyje buvo sumanęs įvesti iškilmę izraelitams ­ penkioliktą dieną Jeroboamas užkopė atnašauti aukos ant aukuro, kurį buvo pastatęs Betelyje.
1Ki 12:33 So he offered upon the altar which he had made in Bethel the fifteenth day of the eighth month, even in the month which he had devised of his own heart; and ordained a feast unto the children of Israel: and he offered upon the altar, and burnt incense.
Jn 10:37 Jei aš nedarau savo Tėvo darbų, netikėkite manimi!
Jo 10:37 If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not.
1Kar 1:21 Antraip, mano viešpačiui karaliui užmigus su protėviais, aš ir mano sūnus Saliamonas būsime laikomi nusikaltusiais. "
1Ki 1:21 Otherwise it shall come to pass, when my lord the king shall sleep with his fathers, that I and my son Solomon shall be counted offenders.
2Sam 2:18 Ten buvo visi trys Cerujos sūnūs ­ Joabas, Abišajas ir Asaelis. Asaelis buvo greitakojis tarsi laukų stirna.
2Sa 2:18 And there were three sons of Zeruiah there, Joab, and Abishai, and Asahel: and Asahel was as light of foot as a wild roe.
Ez 16:5 Jokia akis neparodė tau gailesčio, kad padarytų ką nors iš šitų dalykų iš užuojautos tau, ir tu buvai išmesta laukan po atviru dangumi, nes tavimi pasibjaurėta tą dieną, kai gimei.
Eze 16:5 None eye pitied thee, to do any of these unto thee, to have compassion upon thee; but thou wast cast out in the open field, to the lothing of thy person, in the day that thou wast born.
Ps 78:49 Jis ištiko juos savo degančiu įniršiu, pykčiu, apmaudu ir nelaime ­žūties nešėjų būriu.
Ps 78:49 He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them.

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