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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 1:54 Jis ištiesė pagalbos ranką savo tarnui Izraeliui, kad minėtų jo gailestingumą ,
Lu 1:54 He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;
Dan 1:7 Rūmų vyriausiasis pareigūnas praminė juos kitais vardais: Danielių ­ Beltšacaru, Hananiją ­ Šadrachu, Mišaelį ­ Mešachu ir Azariją ­ Abed Negu.
Da 1:7 Unto whom the prince of the eunuchs gave names: for he gave unto Daniel the name of Belteshazzar; and to Hananiah, of Shadrach; and to Mishael, of Meshach; and to Azariah, of Abednego.
Pat 24:27 Atlik savo darbus lauke, paruošk kaip reikiant dirvą, paskui statykis namus.
Pr 24:27 Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in the field; and afterwards build thine house.
Pr 50:9 Ir vežimais, ir raiti keliavo. Susidarė labai didelė palyda.
Ge 50:9 And there went up with him both chariots and horsemen: and it was a very great company.
Lk 23:14 pareiškė: "Jūs atvedėte man šį žmogų, kaltindami jį liaudies kurstymu. Bet aš, jį apklausęs jūsų akyse, neradau nė vienos jam primetamos kaltės;
Lu 23:14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him:
Dan 7:23 Štai ką jis atsakė: "Ketvirtasis žvėris reiškia, kadbus ketvirtoji karalystė žemėje, besiskirianti nuo visų kitų karalysčių; ji prarys visą žemę, sutryps ją ir sudaužys į šipulius.
Da 7:23 Thus he said, The fourth beast shall be the fourth kingdom upon earth, which shall be diverse from all kingdoms, and shall devour the whole earth, and shall tread it down, and break it in pieces.
Lk 20:44 Taigi Dovydas vadina jį ‘Viešpačiu’, ­ kaip tada jis gali būti jo sūnus? ! "
Lu 20:44 David therefore calleth him Lord, how is he then his son?
Gg 7:13 Mandragora jau kvepia, geriausi vaisiai ­ prie mūsų durų; tau juos išsaugojau, mano mylimasis, šviežius ir džiovintus.
SS 7:13 The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.
Pat 29:16 Kai nedori žmonės paima viršų, padaugėja nusikaltimų, bet teisieji matys jų žlugimą.
Pr 29:16 When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increaseth: but the righteous shall see their fall.
Pat 15:17 Geriau daržovių pietūs su meile, negu riebi jautiena su neapykanta.
Pr 15:17 Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
Iš 34:33 Baigęs su jais kalbėtis, Mozė užsidengė veidą gobtuvu.
Ex 34:33 And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face.
2Krn 11:14 Levitai paliko jiems paskirtas ganyklas bei nuosavybę ir suėjo į Judą ir Jeruzalę, nes Jeroboamas ir jo sūnūs neleido jiems tarnauti kunigais Viešpačiui,
2Ch 11:14 For the Levites left their suburbs and their possession, and came to Judah and Jerusalem: for Jeroboam and his sons had cast them off from executing the priest's office unto the LORD:
Jer 26:16 Tada didžiūnai ir minia pareiškė kunigams ir pranašams: "Tas žmogus neturi būti baudžiamas mirties bausme! Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, vardu jis mums kalbėjo! "
Jer 26:16 Then said the princes and all the people unto the priests and to the prophets; This man is not worthy to die: for he hath spoken to us in the name of the LORD our God.
Sk 10:30 Bet šis atsakė: "Ne, aš neisiu. Verčiau grįšiu į gimtąjį kraštą pas savo gimines. "
Nu 10:30 And he said unto him, I will not go; but I will depart to mine own land, and to my kindred.
2Tes 3:11 Mat mes girdime, jog kai kurie jūsiškiai tinginiauja, nieko nedirba, tik niekdarbiauja.
2Th 3:11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
Jl 2:21 Nebijok, žeme! Linksminkis ir džiaukis, nes Viešpats padarė didelių dalykų!
Joe 2:21 Fear not, O land; be glad and rejoice: for the LORD will do great things.
Pr 41:52 O antrąjį pavadino Efraimu, "nes Dievas padarė mane vaisingą mano nelaimių šalyje. "
Ge 41:52 And the name of the second called he Ephraim: For God hath caused me to be fruitful in the land of my affliction.
Tit 2:4 tai yra skatintų jaunesniąsias mylėti savo vyrus ir vaikus,
Ti 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
1Kor 14:29 Iš pranašų tegul kalba du ar trys, o kiti tegul apsvarsto.
1C 14:29 Let the prophets speak two or three, and let the other judge.
Sk 26:54 Didelei kilčiai ­ didelis paveldas, mažai kilčiai ­ mažas paveldas. Kiekvienai giminei paveldas bus duotas pagal įtrauktųjų į sąrašą skaičių.
Nu 26:54 To many thou shalt give the more inheritance, and to few thou shalt give the less inheritance: to every one shall his inheritance be given according to those that were numbered of him.

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