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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Hab 2:6 Ar neims visi tokius žmones pajuokti, kalbėti apie juos patyčiomis ir patarlėmis? "Vargas tam, kuris krauna, kas jam nepriklauso! "Kiek ilgai nesiliausi kaupti daiktus, paimtus kaip užstatą?
Hab 2:6 Shall not all these take up a parable against him, and a taunting proverb against him, and say, Woe to him that increaseth that which is not his! how long? and to him that ladeth himself with thick clay!
Dan 10:18 Kažkas panašus į žmogų vėl palietė mane ir sustiprino.
Da 10:18 Then there came again and touched me one like the appearance of a man, and he strengthened me,
Pr 48:12 Tuomet Juozapas nukėlė juos nuo savo tėvo kelių ir nusilenkė iki žemės.
Ge 48:12 And Joseph brought them out from between his knees, and he bowed himself with his face to the earth.
Įst 29:1 Štai žodžiai Sandoros, kurią Viešpats įsakė Mozei sudaryti su izraelitais Moabo krašte, pridėti prie Sandoros, kurią buvo sudaręs su jais prie Horebo.
De 29:1 These are the words of the covenant, which the LORD commanded Moses to make with the children of Israel in the land of Moab, beside the covenant which he made with them in Horeb.
Įst 17:3 eidami tarnauti kitiems dievams ir garbindami juos, ar tai būtų saulė, ar mėnulis, ar kuri nors iš dangaus galybių, ­ ką aš esu uždraudęs,
De 17:3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
Sk 31:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 31:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Jer 44:3 dėl savo nedorų darbų, kuriais erzino mane, eidami aukoti smilkalų ir tarnauti svetimiems dievams, kurių nei jie patys, nei jūs, nei jūsų tėvai nepažinojo.
Jer 44:3 Because of their wickedness which they have committed to provoke me to anger, in that they went to burn incense, and to serve other gods, whom they knew not, neither they, ye, nor your fathers.
Lk 20:28 "Mokytojau, Mozė yra mums parašęs: Jei kieno vedęs brolis numirtų bevaikis, tuomet jo brolis tegul veda našlę ir pažadina savo broliui palikuonių.
Lu 20:28 Saying, Master, Moses wrote unto us, If any man's brother die, having a wife, and he die without children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
Ps 119:138 Tu išleidai teisius įsakus, jie nepajudinamai tvirti.
Ps 119:138 Thy testimonies that thou hast commanded are righteous and very faithful.
1Sam 2:13 nei kunigų pareigų žmonėms. Kam nors atnašaujant auką, mėsai dar tebeverdant, ateidavo kunigo tarnas su trišake rankoje
1Sa 2:13 And the priest's custom with the people was, that, when any man offered sacrifice, the priest's servant came, while the flesh was in seething, with a fleshhook of three teeth in his hand;
2Kar 15:21 O kiti Menahemo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 15:21 And the rest of the acts of Menahem, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
Pr 2:13 Antrosios upės vardas yra Gihonas. Tai vingiuojančioji per visą Kušo kraštą.
Ge 2:13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
Ps 72:20 Čia baigiasi Jesės sūnaus Dovydo maldos.
Ps 72:20 The prayers of David the son of Jesse are ended.
1Kar 18:28 Jie garsiai šaukė ir pagal savo paprotį čaižė save kalavijais ir ietimis, kol apsipylė krauju.
1Ki 18:28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.
1Sam 7:12 Samuelis paėmė akmenį ir, pastatęs tarp Micpos ir Šeno, pavadino jį Eben Ezeru . Jis sakė: "Iki šiol Viešpats mums padėjo. "
1Sa 7:12 Then Samuel took a stone, and set it between Mizpeh and Shen, and called the name of it Ebenezer, saying, Hitherto hath the LORD helped us.
Pr 14:22 Abromas atsakė Sodomos karaliui: "Aš prisiekiau Viešpačiui, Dievui Aukščiausiajam, dangaus ir žemės Kūrėjui,
Ge 14:22 And Abram said to the king of Sodom, I have lift up mine hand unto the LORD, the most high God, the possessor of heaven and earth,
Rom 1:30 Jie ­ šmeižikai, Dievo nekentėjai, akiplėšos, išpuikėliai, pagyrūnai, išradingi piktadariai, neklausantys tėvų,
Ro 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Ps 109:6 Parink nedorą teisėją jam teisti, testoja kaltintojas jo dešinėje.
Ps 109:6 Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
Mt 3:5 Tuomet pas jį ėmė rinktis Jeruzalės gyventojai, visa Judėja ir visa Pajordanė.
Mat 3:5 Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
1Kor 7:3 Tegul vyras atlieka pareigą žmonai, o žmona vyrui.
1C 7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

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