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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 3:2 Hebrone Dovydui gimė šie sūnūs: pirmagimis ­ Amnonas iš Ahinoamos Jezreelietės,
2Sa 3:2 And unto David were sons born in Hebron: and his firstborn was Amnon, of Ahinoam the Jezreelitess;
Ezd 8:10 iš Banio palikuonių ­ Josifijos sūnus Šelomitas ir su juo šimtas šešiasdešimt vyrų;
Ezr 8:10 And of the sons of Shelomith; the son of Josiphiah, and with him an hundred and threescore males.
Job 41:12 Vargu ar man reikia kalbėti apie jo kojas, jo žygdarbių smulkmenas ir grakštų sudėjimą.
Job 41:12 I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.
Ps 31:24 Būkite stiprūs ir drąsios širdies visi, kurie pasitikite Viešpačiu!
Ps 31:24 Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.
1Krn 24:4 Kadangi tarp Eleazaro palikuonių kilties vadų buvo rasta daugiau negu tarp Itamaro palikuonių, jie padalijo Eleazaro palikuonis šešiolikai kilties vadų, o Itamaro palikuonis ­ į aštuonias kiltis.
1Ch 24:4 And there were more chief men found of the sons of Eleazar than of the sons of Ithamar, and thus were they divided. Among the sons of Eleazar there were sixteen chief men of the house of their fathers, and eight among the sons of Ithamar according to the house of their fathers.
Ps 77:15 Galingu mostu atpirkai savo tautą, Jokūbo ir Juozapo vaikus. Sela.
Ps 77:15 Thou hast with thine arm redeemed thy people, the sons of Jacob and Joseph. Selah.
Iz 64:11 Mūsų didi ir šlovinga Šventykla, kurioje mūsų tėvai tave garbindavo, pavirto liepsnų grobiu; visa, kas mums buvo miela, griuvėsiai.
Isa 64:11 Our holy and our beautiful house, where our fathers praised thee, is burned up with fire: and all our pleasant things are laid waste.
Iz 23:6 Vaitokite iš širdgėlos, pajūrio gyventojai! Kelkitės į Taršišą!
Isa 23:6 Pass ye over to Tarshish; howl, ye inhabitants of the isle.
Apd 26:25 Paulius atsiliepė: "Ne, nesikraustau iš galvos, prakilnusis Festai, bet kalbu tiesos ir sveiko proto žodžius.
Ac 26:25 But he said, I am not mad, most noble Festus; but speak forth the words of truth and soberness.
Mch 1:7 Bus sudaužyti visi jos drožiniai, sudegintas ugnyje visas jos kekšavimo atlygisir sunaikinti visi jos stabai. Juk kaip kekšės atlygį ji juos surinko, todėl kekšės atlygiu jie ir vėl taps.
Mic 1:7 And all the graven images thereof shall be beaten to pieces, and all the hires thereof shall be burned with the fire, and all the idols thereof will I lay desolate: for she gathered it of the hire of an harlot, and they shall return to the hire of an harlot.
Ez 33:32 Tikėk manimi, tu jiems lyg meilės dainų dainius, turintis gražų balsą ir įgudęs groti; jie girdi tavo žodžius, bet jų nevykdo.
Eze 33:32 And, lo, thou art unto them as a very lovely song of one that hath a pleasant voice, and can play well on an instrument: for they hear thy words, but they do them not.
Kun 14:31 vieną ­ aukai už nuodėmę, o kitą ­ deginamajai aukai drauge su javų atnaša, ir atliks permaldavimą jo labui Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Le 14:31 Even such as he is able to get, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, with the meat offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed before the LORD.
1Krn 4:15 Jefunės sūnaus Kalebo sūnūs: Iruvas, Ela ir Naamas. Elos sūnus ­ Kenazas.
1Ch 4:15 And the sons of Caleb the son of Jephunneh; Iru, Elah, and Naam: and the sons of Elah, even Kenaz.
Sk 21:10 Izraelitai keliavo toliau ir pasistatė stovyklą prie Obotų.
Nu 21:10 And the children of Israel set forward, and pitched in Oboth.
Rom 8:16 Ir pati Dvasia liudija mūsų dvasiai, kad esame Dievo vaikai.
Ro 8:16 The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:
Ps 110:6 Jis teis tautasir pripildys mūšio lauką lavonų, visoje žemėje nugalės karalius.
Ps 110:6 He shall judge among the heathen, he shall fill the places with the dead bodies; he shall wound the heads over many countries.
Jer 14:14 "Ką pranašai skelbia mano vardu, tai melas! ­ atsakė man Viešpats. ­ Jų aš nesiunčiau, įgaliojimo jiems nedaviau, nieko jiems nekalbėjau. Prasimanytus regėjimus, tuščius būrimus, savo pačių vaizduotės apgaulę jie skelbia jums! "
Jer 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.
Įst 34:2 visą Naftalį, Efraimo ir Manaso kraštą, visą Judo kraštą iki pat Vakarų jūros,
De 34:2 And all Naphtali, and the land of Ephraim, and Manasseh, and all the land of Judah, unto the utmost sea,
Joz 15:32 Lebaotai, Šilhimai, Ainas ir En Rimonas. Iš viso ­ dvidešimt devyni miestai su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis;
Jos 15:32 And Lebaoth, and Shilhim, and Ain, and Rimmon: all the cities are twenty and nine, with their villages:
1Kor 10:25 Valgykite visa, kas parduodama mėsos prekyvietėje, sąžinės labui nieko neklausinėdami.
1C 10:25 Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake:

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