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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kar 2:15 "Tu žinai, ­ kalbėjo jis, ­ kad karalystė priklausė man ir visas Izraelis tikėjosi, kad aš būsiu karaliumi. Bet karalystė perėjo mano broliui, nes Viešpats jam ją skyrė.
1Ki 2:15 And he said, Thou knowest that the kingdom was mine, and that all Israel set their faces on me, that I should reign: howbeit the kingdom is turned about, and is become my brother's: for it was his from the LORD.
Įst 24:8 Raupsų ligos atvejais labai rūpestingai daryk visa, ką nurodys kunigai iš Levio giminės. Darykite taip, kaip aš jiems esu įsakęs.
De 24:8 Take heed in the plague of leprosy, that thou observe diligently, and do according to all that the priests the Levites shall teach you: as I commanded them, so ye shall observe to do.
Kun 21:17 "Kalbėk Aaronui ir sakyk: ‘Joks nesveikas vyras iš tavo palikuonių per visas jų kartas netiks atnašauti savo Dievui maistą.
Le 21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
Kun 5:15 "Kai žmogus nusižengia ir nusideda netyčiomis, pasiimdamas iš Viešpačiui pašvęstų atnašų, jis atves Viešpačiui kaip atnašą už kaltę iš kaimenės sveiką aviną, kurio vertę nustatys sidabro šekeliais pagal šventyklos šekelį. Tai kaltės atnaša.
Le 5:15 If a soul commit a trespass, and sin through ignorance, in the holy things of the LORD; then he shall bring for his trespass unto the LORD a ram without blemish out of the flocks, with thy estimation by shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for a trespass offering.
Ps 54:5 Jis atmokės piktu mano budriems priešams. Būdamas ištikimas, sunaikink juos!
Ps 54:5 He shall reward evil unto mine enemies: cut them off in thy truth.
1Kor 2:10 Dievas mums tai apreiškė per Dvasią, nes Dvasia visa ištiria, net Dievo gelmes.
1C 2:10 But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
Ps 9:19 Pakilk, Viešpatie! Neleisk mirtingajam paimti viršų! Tebūna tautos teisiamos tavo akivaizdoje.
Ps 9:19 Arise, O LORD; let not man prevail: let the heathen be judged in thy sight.
Žyd 1:14 Argi jie visi nėra tik tarnaujančios dvasios, išsiųstos patarnauti tiems, kurie paveldės išganymą?
He 1:14 Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?
Iš 6:26 Tai jiems, Aaronui ir Mozei, Viešpats pasakė: "Išveskite izraelitus iš Egipto žemės gretą po gretos. "
Ex 6:26 These are that Aaron and Moses, to whom the LORD said, Bring out the children of Israel from the land of Egypt according to their armies.
Pr 42:6 Juozapas buvo krašto valdytojas. Jis pardavinėjo grūdus visiems krašto žmonėms. Ir Juozapo broliai atėjo, lenkdamiesi jam ligi pat žemės.
Ge 42:6 And Joseph was the governor over the land, and he it was that sold to all the people of the land: and Joseph's brethren came, and bowed down themselves before him with their faces to the earth.
Kun 21:1 Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Kalbėk kunigams, Aarono sūnums, ir sakyk jiems: ‘Nė vienas tenesusiteršia numirėliu iš savo giminių,
Le 21:1 And the LORD said unto Moses, Speak unto the priests the sons of Aaron, and say unto them, There shall none be defiled for the dead among his people:
Mt 21:41 Jie atsakė: "Jis žiauriai nužudys piktadarius ir išnuomos vynuogyną kitiems ūkininkams, kurie, atėjus metui, atiduos vaisių. "
Mat 21:41 They say unto him, He will miserably destroy those wicked men, and will let out his vineyard unto other husbandmen, which shall render him the fruits in their seasons.
Įst 24:12 O jei tas žmogus nuskurdęs, nemiegosi su jo apdaru, duotu tau užstatu.
De 24:12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:
Ps 119:84 Kiek ilgai tavo tarnas turi kęsti? Kada pašauksi į teismą mano persekiotojus?
Ps 119:84 How many are the days of thy servant? when wilt thou execute judgment on them that persecute me?
2Krn 24:22 Karalius Jehoašas neprisiminė ištikimybės, kurią jam buvo parodęs Zacharijo tėvas Jehojada, bet nužudė jo sūnų. Mirdamas Zacharijas tarė: "Temato tai Viešpats ir teatlygina! "
2Ch 24:22 Thus Joash the king remembered not the kindness which Jehoiada his father had done to him, but slew his son. And when he died, he said, The LORD look upon it, and require it.
Jn 19:7 Žydai atsakė: "Mes turime Įstatymą, ir pagal Įstatymą jis turi mirti, nes laikė save Dievo Sūnumi. "
Jo 19:7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, because he made himself the Son of God.
Rd 3:57 Tu atėjai man pagalbon, kai aš tavęs šaukiausi, ir tarei: "Nebijok! "
La 3:57 Thou drewest near in the day that I called upon thee: thou saidst, Fear not.
1Kor 5:1 Apskritai tenka girdėti apie ištvirkimą tarp jūsų, net apie tokį ištvirkimą, kokio nepasitaiko nė pas pagonis, būtent ­ kažkas gyvenąs su tėvo žmona. . .
1C 5:1 It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.
Pr 24:62 O Izaokas buvo ką tik grįžęs iš Beer Lahai Roijo apylinkės ir apsigyvenęs Negebe.
Ge 24:62 And Isaac came from the way of the well Lahairoi; for he dwelt in the south country.
1Kar 1:11 Natanas kreipėsi į Saliamono motiną Batšebą: "Ar negirdėjai, kad Hagitos sūnus Adonijas tapo karaliumi, o mūsų viešpats Dovydas apie tai nė nežino?
1Ki 1:11 Wherefore Nathan spake unto Bathsheba the mother of Solomon, saying, Hast thou not heard that Adonijah the son of Haggith doth reign, and David our lord knoweth it not?

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