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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 15:15 Aptikęs šviežią asilo žandikaulį, jis pasilenkė ir pasiėmė jį. Juo jis užmušė tūkstantį vyrų.
Judg 15:15 And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.
2Krn 5:4 Suėjus visiems Izraelio seniūnams, levitai paėmė nešti Skrynią.
2Ch 5:4 And all the elders of Israel came; and the Levites took up the ark.
1Kor 6:14 Prikėlęs Viešpatį, Dievas ir mus prikels savo galybe.
1C 6:14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
Ez 21:19 "Žmogau, nužymėk du kelius Babilono karaliaus kalavijui ateiti. Abudu keliai turi išeiti iš to paties krašto. Pastatyk kelrodį toje vietoje, kur keliai šakojasi į miestus.
Eze 21:19 Also, thou son of man, appoint thee two ways, that the sword of the king of Babylon may come: both twain shall come forth out of one land: and choose thou a place, choose it at the head of the way to the city.
Lk 1:65 Visus kaimynus apėmė baimė, ir po visą Judėjos kalnyną sklido kalbos apie šiuos įvykius.
Lu 1:65 And fear came on all that dwelt round about them: and all these sayings were noised abroad throughout all the hill country of Judaea.
Pr 30:24 Ir pavadino jį Juozapu, sakydama: "Teprideda man Dievas dar vieną sūnų! "
Ge 30:24 And she called his name Joseph; and said, The LORD shall add to me another son.
Ps 52:6 Teisieji, tai matydami, bus apimti pagarbios baimės. Jie juoksis, sakydami:
Ps 52:6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
Dan 6:8 Taigi, o karaliau, paskelbk uždraudimą ir pasirašyk raštą, nepakeičiamą ir neatšaukiamą pagal medų ir persų įstatymą. "
Da 6:8 Now, O king, establish the decree, and sign the writing, that it be not changed, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Ez 47:17 Taigi riba eis nuo Jūros ligi Hacar Enono, kuris yra į šiaurę nuo Damasko krašto, su Hamato kraštu šiaurės pusėje.
Eze 47:17 And the border from the sea shall be Hazarenan, the border of Damascus, and the north northward, and the border of Hamath. And this is the north side.
Sk 2:26 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo šešiasdešimt du tūkstančiai septyni šimtai.
Nu 2:26 And his host, and those that were numbered of them, were threescore and two thousand and seven hundred.
Ez 41:25 Ant navos durų buvo išraižyti kerubai ir palmės, kaip ir ant sienų. Lauke, prieangio priekyje, buvo stoginė iš medžio.
Eze 41:25 And there were made on them, on the doors of the temple, cherubims and palm trees, like as were made upon the walls; and there were thick planks upon the face of the porch without.
1Krn 6:28 Samuelio sūnūs: pirmagimis Joelis ir antragimis Abija.
1Ch 6:28 And the sons of Samuel; the firstborn Vashni, and Abiah.
1Tes 5:16 Visuomet džiaukitės,
1Th 5:16 Rejoice evermore.
Jok 2:14 Kas iš to, mano broliai, jei kas sakosi turįs tikėjimą, bet neturi darbų? ! Ar gali jį išgelbėti tikėjimas?
Ja 2:14 What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
Pr 15:4 Ir štai išgirdo jis Viešpaties žodį: "Jis nebus tavo paveldėtojas. Tavo paveldėtojas gims iš tavęs paties. "
Ge 15:4 And, behold, the word of the LORD came unto him, saying, This shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out of thine own bowels shall be thine heir.
2Kar 1:16 Jam tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Kadangi tu siuntei teirautis pasiuntinius pas Ekrono dievą Baal Zebubą, lyg nebūtų Dievo Izraelyje, iš lovos, į kurią atgulei, neišlipsi ir turėsi mirti. " Ahazijas mirė pagal Dievo žodį, ištartą per Eliją.
2Ki 1:16 And he said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Forasmuch as thou hast sent messengers to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron, is it not because there is no God in Israel to enquire of his word? therefore thou shalt not come down off that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
Zch 12:5 Tuomet Judo didžiūnai sau tars: ‘Jeruzalės gyventojai semiasi stiprybės iš Galybių Viešpaties, savo Dievo! ’
Zec 12:5 And the governors of Judah shall say in their heart, The inhabitants of Jerusalem shall be my strength in the LORD of hosts their God.
Apr 16:13 Tada aš pamačiau iš slibino nasrų, iš žvėries snukio ir iš melagingo pranašo burnos išeinant tris netyrąsias dvasias, tartum varles.
Re 16:13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
Jer 20:18 Kam gi išėjau iš įsčių? Pamatyti vien vargą ir skausmą, baigti savo dienas gėdingai?
Jer 20:18 Wherefore came I forth out of the womb to see labour and sorrow, that my days should be consumed with shame?
Jer 50:28 Klausykitės! Bėgliai ir pabėgėliai iš Babilono krašto atskubaskelbti Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, keršto, keršto už jo Šventyklą.
Jer 50:28 The voice of them that flee and escape out of the land of Babylon, to declare in Zion the vengeance of the LORD our God, the vengeance of his temple.

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