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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 57:21 "Nedorėliai neras ramybės! " ­ sako mano Dievas.
Isa 57:21 There is no peace, saith my God, to the wicked.
Įst 1:45 Kai sugrįžote ir verkėte Viešpaties akivaizdoje, Viešpats nei klausėsi jūsų balso, nei kreipė į jus dėmesį.
De 1:45 And ye returned and wept before the LORD; but the LORD would not hearken to your voice, nor give ear unto you.
1Kar 1:27 Ar tai buvo padaryta mano viešpaties karaliaus įsakymu, nenurodant savo tarnui, kas turėtų po jo sėdėti mano viešpaties karaliaus soste? "
1Ki 1:27 Is this thing done by my lord the king, and thou hast not shewed it unto thy servant, who should sit on the throne of my lord the king after him?
Apd 25:17 Jiems čionai atvykus, aš nedelsdamas rytojaus dieną atsisėdau į teismo krasę ir liepiau atvesti tą žmogų.
Ac 25:17 Therefore, when they were come hither, without any delay on the morrow I sat on the judgment seat, and commanded the man to be brought forth.
Job 34:17 Argi nekenčiantis teisingumo galėtų valdyti? Nejau tu pasmerksi Teisųjį ir Galingąjį,
Job 34:17 Shall even he that hateth right govern? and wilt thou condemn him that is most just?
Mt 5:19 Todėl, kas pažeistų bent vieną iš mažiausių paliepimų ir taip elgtis mokytų žmones, tas bus vadinamas mažiausiu dangaus karalystėje. O kas juos vykdys ir jų mokys, bus vadinamas didžiu dangaus karalystėje.
Mat 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
2Tes 1:6 Teisinga, kad Dievas atmokės jūsų prispaudėjams priespauda,
2Th 1:6 Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you;
Iš 29:12 paimsi jautuko kraujo ir patepsi pirštu aukuro ragus, o kitą kraują išliesi aukuro papėdėje.
Ex 29:12 And thou shalt take of the blood of the bullock, and put it upon the horns of the altar with thy finger, and pour all the blood beside the bottom of the altar.
Mt 24:19 Vargas nėščioms ir žindančioms anomis dienomis!
Mat 24:19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
Mt 25:36 buvau nuogas ­ mane aprengėte, ligonis ­ mane aplankėte, kalinys ­ atėjote pas mane. ’
Mat 25:36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
Ezd 1:11 iš viso penki tūkstančiai keturi šimtai aukso ir sidabro indų. Juos visus Šešbacaras pasiėmė drauge, vesdamas tremtinius iš Babilono į Jeruzalę.
Ezr 1:11 All the vessels of gold and of silver were five thousand and four hundred. All these did Sheshbazzar bring up with them of the captivity that were brought up from Babylon unto Jerusalem.
Kun 13:27 Septintą dieną kunigas apžiūrės jį ir jei opa bus išsiplėtusi odoje, pripažins jį esant nešvarų. Tai raupsų liga.
Le 13:27 And the priest shall look upon him the seventh day: and if it be spread much abroad in the skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is the plague of leprosy.
Neh 5:9 Tad aš tęsiau: "Tai, ką darote, nėra gera. Argi neturėtumėte elgtis, bijodami savo Dievo, kad neduotumėte mūsų priešams tautoms progos mus išjuokti?
Ne 5:9 Also I said, It is not good that ye do: ought ye not to walk in the fear of our God because of the reproach of the heathen our enemies?
1Pt 3:16 Bet tai darykite švelniai ir atsargiai, turėdami gryną sąžinę, kad šmeižiantys jūsų gerą elgesį Kristuje liktų sugėdinti dėl to, už ką jus šmeižia.
1P 3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
2Sam 18:25 Sargybinis sušuko ir pranešė karaliui. Karalius tarė: "Jei jis vienas, tai jo lūpose žinia. " Jam artėjant,
2Sa 18:25 And the watchman cried, and told the king. And the king said, If he be alone, there is tidings in his mouth. And he came apace, and drew near.
Job 42:2 "Žinau, kad tu gali visa padaryti; ką tik užsimoji, tą gali įvykdyti.
Job 42:2 I know that thou canst do every thing, and that no thought can be withholden from thee.
2Kar 18:28 Po to rab šakė žengė į priekį ir sušuko garsiu balsu judėjų kalba: "Klausykitės didžiojo karaliaus, Asirijos karaliaus žodžių!
2Ki 18:28 Then Rabshakeh stood and cried with a loud voice in the Jews' language, and spake, saying, Hear the word of the great king, the king of Assyria:
1Kar 22:15 Jam atėjus pas karalių, karalius paklausė: "Michėjau, ar žygiuosime prieš Ramot Gileadą į mūšį, ar susilaikysime? " ­ "Žygiuok, ir tau seksis, ­ atsakė jis. ­Viešpats atiduos jį karaliui į rankas. "
1Ki 22:15 So he came to the king. And the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And he answered him, Go, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
Jer 39:17 Bet tave tą dieną išgelbėsiu, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ tu nebūsi atiduotas į rankas žmonėms, kurių bijai.
Jer 39:17 But I will deliver thee in that day, saith the LORD: and thou shalt not be given into the hand of the men of whom thou art afraid.
Joz 14:13 Tad Jozuė palaimino jį ir atidavė Hebroną Jefunės sūnui Kalebui kaip paveldą.
Jos 14:13 And Joshua blessed him, and gave unto Caleb the son of Jephunneh Hebron for an inheritance.

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