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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 9:24 Mat Kristus įžengė ne į rankų darbo šventovę ­ tikrosios atvaizdą, bet į patį dangų, kad nuo dabar mus užtartų, stovėdamas priešais Dievo veidą.
He 9:24 For Christ is not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are the figures of the true; but into heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us:
Ps 44:18 Mūsų širdis nenusigręžė, nė mūsų žingsniai nenukrypo nuo tavo kelio,
Ps 44:18 Our heart is not turned back, neither have our steps declined from thy way;
1Pt 3:20 kurios kadaise buvo neklusnios, kai Nojaus dienomis Dievo kantrybė laukė, bestatant laivą, kuriuo nedaugelis, tai yra aštuoni asmenys, buvo išgelbėti vandeniu.
1P 3:20 Which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water.
1Sam 3:11 Viešpats tarė Samueliui: "Žiūrėk, aš padarysiu Izraelyje tokį dalyką, nuo kurio, apie tai išgirdus, kiekvienam spengs abiejose ausyse.
1Sa 3:11 And the LORD said to Samuel, Behold, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle.
Jer 25:19 faraoną, Egipto karalių, jo dvariškius, didžiūnus ir visą tautą
Jer 25:19 Pharaoh king of Egypt, and his servants, and his princes, and all his people;
Pat 26:22 Liežuvautojo žodžiai ­ tarsi skanėstai; jie pasiekia pačią vidurių gelmę.
Pr 26:22 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
2Sam 14:25 Visame Izraelyje nebuvo kito vyro, kurio grožiu buvo taip labai žavimasi, kaip Abšalomas. Nuo kojų pado iki viršugalvio jis neturėjo jokio trūkumo.
2Sa 14:25 But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him.
Oz 10:2 Jų širdis melaginga, ir dabar jie turi kentėti dėl savo kaltės. Viešpats sugriaus jų aukurusir sunaikins jų šventuosius stulpus.
Ho 10:2 Their heart is divided; now shall they be found faulty: he shall break down their altars, he shall spoil their images.
Mal 2:15 Argi ne tas pats vienas Dievas ją sukūrė? Jo yra ir kūnas, ir dvasia. Ir ko trokšta tas vienas Dievas? Dievo duotų palikuonių. Taigi pažvelkite į save ir neleiskite nė vienam tapti neištikimam savo jaunystės žmonai.
Mal 2:15 And did not he make one? Yet had he the residue of the spirit. And wherefore one? That he might seek a godly seed. Therefore take heed to your spirit, and let none deal treacherously against the wife of his youth.
Zch 4:8 Be to, mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Zec 4:8 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Apd 7:17 Artinantis metui pažado, kurį Dievas buvo davęs Abraomui, tauta išaugo ir išsiplėtė Egipte,
Ac 7:17 But when the time of the promise drew nigh, which God had sworn to Abraham, the people grew and multiplied in Egypt,
Ps 105:37 Tada jis išvedė izraelitus, nešinus sidabru ir auksu, ir dvylikoje giminių nebuvo silpnuolio.
Ps 105:37 He brought them forth also with silver and gold: and there was not one feeble person among their tribes.
Ps 61:3 Juk tu mano apsauga, stiprus bokštas gintis nuo priešo.
Ps 61:3 For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy.
Mk 6:40 Ir tie susėdo būrys prie būrio, po šimtą ir po penkiasdešimt žmonių.
Mar 6:40 And they sat down in ranks, by hundreds, and by fifties.
Jn 7:5 (Mat netgi jo broliai juo netikėjo. )
Jo 7:5 For neither did his brethren believe in him.
2Sam 2:23 Bet tas atsisakė liautis jį vytis. Tada Abneras taip smogė jam į pilvą ieties drūtgaliu, kad ietis išlindo pro nugarą. Jis parkrito ir toje vietoje numirė. Atėję prie vietos, kur jis buvo parkritęs ir numiręs, visi sustodavo.
2Sa 2:23 Howbeit he refused to turn aside: wherefore Abner with the hinder end of the spear smote him under the fifth rib, that the spear came out behind him; and he fell down there, and died in the same place: and it came to pass, that as many as came to the place where Asahel fell down and died stood still.
Iš 15:3 Viešpats yra Galiūnas, Viešpats jo vardas!
Ex 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
Lk 24:36 Jiems apie tai besikalbant, pats Jėzus atsirado tarp jų ir prabilo: "Ramybė jums! "
Lu 24:36 And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.
Ps 146:10 Viešpats amžinai viešpataus. Jis tavo Dievas, Sione, per visas kartas. Šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 146:10 The LORD shall reign for ever, even thy God, O Zion, unto all generations. Praise ye the LORD.
Sk 18:16 Vienam mėnesiui praslinkus, nustatysi jų išpirkimo kainą: penkis sidabrinius šekelius pagal šventyklos šekelį, tai yra dvidešimt gerų.
Nu 18:16 And those that are to be redeemed from a month old shalt thou redeem, according to thine estimation, for the money of five shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary, which is twenty gerahs.

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