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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 8:12 Šitaip nusikalsdami broliams ir sužeisdami jų silpnas sąžines, jūs nusikalstate Kristui.
1C 8:12 But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ.
Pat 18:8 Liežuvautojo žodžiai ­ tarsi skanėstai; jie pasiekia pačią vidurių gelmę.
Pr 18:8 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
Ez 23:35 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kadangi mane užmiršai, atmetei, kęsk bausmę už savo palaidumą ir kekšystes. "
Eze 23:35 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
2Kar 7:1 Bet Eliziejus tarė: "Klausykitės Viešpaties žodžio! Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Rytoj šiuo laiku geriausių miltų saikas bus parduodamas už šekelį, o miežių ­ du saikai už šekelį prie Samarijos vartų. ’"
2Ki 7:1 Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the LORD; Thus saith the LORD, To morrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria.
Jn 8:51 Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: kas laikysis mano žodžio, neragaus mirties per amžius. "
Jo 8:51 Verily, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never see death.
2Krn 2:5 Namai, kuriuos noriu pastatyti, bus didingi, nes mūsų Dievas didingesnis už visus dievus.
2Ch 2:5 And the house which I build is great: for great is our God above all gods.
Iš 12:35 Izraelitai buvo padarę, kaip Mozė jiems buvo liepęs; jie buvo paprašę iš egiptiečių sidabrinių ir auksinių brangenybių bei drabužių.
Ex 12:35 And the children of Israel did according to the word of Moses; and they borrowed of the Egyptians jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment:
Kun 1:7 Kunigo Aarono sūnūs užkurs ant aukuro ugnį ir prikraus į ugnį malkų.
Le 1:7 And the sons of Aaron the priest shall put fire upon the altar, and lay the wood in order upon the fire:
Jer 23:2 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, ganytojams, ganantiems jo tautą: "Jūs išblaškėte mano kaimenę ir ja nesirūpinote! Tikėkite manimi, aš bausiu jus už jūsų nedorus darbus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 23:2 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the LORD.
Ps 44:4 Tu mano Karalius ir mano Dievas, tu suteiki pergalę savo Jokūbui.
Ps 44:4 Thou art my King, O God: command deliverances for Jacob.
Job 31:7 Jei mano žingsniai nuklydo nuo kelioar mano širdis nusekė paskui mano akis, ar kokia dėmė sutepė man rankas,
Job 31:7 If my step hath turned out of the way, and mine heart walked after mine eyes, and if any blot hath cleaved to mine hands;
Iš 21:10 Jei kas paimtų kitą žmoną, tai te nesumažina pirmosios žmonos maisto, drabužių ar vedybinių teisių.
Ex 21:10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
Mt 27:66 Tada jie nuėję paženklino antspaudu akmenį ir pastatė sargybą.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.
Ps 71:18 Tad nepalik manęs, Dieve, net žilos senatvės sulaukusio; būk su manimi, kol skelbiu tavo galybęvisoms būsimoms kartoms. Tavo jėga
Ps 71:18 Now also when I am old and greyheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shewed thy strength unto this generation, and thy power to every one that is to come.
Kun 6:3 arba, radęs pamestą daiktą, melu išsigina, arba kreivai prisiekia dėl ko nors iš daugelio dalykų, kaip kad žmonės paprastai padaro, ir nusideda, ­
Le 6:3 Or have found that which was lost, and lieth concerning it, and sweareth falsely; in any of all these that a man doeth, sinning therein:
Ps 100:3 Žinokite, kad Viešpats ­ Dievas. Jis mus sukūrė, ir mes priklausome jam, mes ­ jo tauta ir jo kaimenės avys.
Ps 100:3 Know ye that the LORD he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.
Ef 6:6 ne dėl akių tarnaudami, lyg žmonėms patikti norėdami, bet kaip Kristaus vergai, iš širdies vykdantys Dievo valią.
Ep 6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
Ps 66:14 įžadus, kuriuos ištarė mano lūposir tau pažadėjo, kai buvau nelaimėje.
Ps 66:14 Which my lips have uttered, and my mouth hath spoken, when I was in trouble.
Apd 14:21 Šitame mieste jie skelbė gerąją naujieną ir sulaukė nemaža mokinių. Paskui pasuko atgal į Listrą, Ikonijų ir Antiochiją.
Ac 14:21 And when they had preached the gospel to that city, and had taught many, they returned again to Lystra, and to Iconium, and Antioch,
Jer 32:27 "Štai aš ­ Viešpats, visos žmonijos Dievas! Argi yra man kas neįmanoma? "
Jer 32:27 Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?

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