Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
1Kor 1:11 Mat Chlojės namiškiai pranešė man apie jus, mano broliai, kad tarp jūsų esama kivirčų.
1C 1:11 For it hath been declared unto me of you, my brethren, by them which are of the house of Chloe, that there are contentions among you.
Lk 16:24 Jis sušuko: ‘Tėve Abraomai, pasigailėk manęs! Atsiųsk čionai Lozorių, kad, suvilgęs vandenyje galą piršto, atvėsintų man liežuvį. Aš baisiai kenčiu šitoje liepsnoje. ’
Lu 16:24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
Kun 5:16 Atlygins ir už tai, kuo nusidėjo šventyklai, pridėdamas prie jos penktadalį viršaus ir paduodamas kunigui. Kunigas atliks permaldavimą jo labui su kaltės atnašos avinu, ir jam bus atleista.
Le 5:16 And he shall make amends for the harm that he hath done in the holy thing, and shall add the fifth part thereto, and give it unto the priest: and the priest shall make an atonement for him with the ram of the trespass offering, and it shall be forgiven him.
Jer 13:18 Sakykite karaliui ir karaliaus motinai: ‘Lipkite žemyn nuo savo sostų, sėskitės žemai, nes nukrito nuo jūsų galvųjūsų puikiosios karūnos. ’
Jer 13:18 Say unto the king and to the queen, Humble yourselves, sit down: for your principalities shall come down, even the crown of your glory.
1Krn 4:2 Šobalo sūnui Reajai gimė Jahatas, Jahatui ­ Ahumajas ir Lahadas. Tai coriečių kiltys.
1Ch 4:2 And Reaiah the son of Shobal begat Jahath; and Jahath begat Ahumai, and Lahad. These are the families of the Zorathites.
Pr 9:21 Jis gėrė vyno, pasigėrė ir gulėjo nuogas palapinėje.
Ge 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
Pr 36:9 Štai edomitų protėvio Ezavo palikuonys Seyro aukštumose.
Ge 36:9 And these are the generations of Esau the father of the Edomites in mount Seir:
Kun 25:54 O jeigu nebūtų atpirktas nė vienu iš šių būdų, jubiliejaus metais jis ir jo vaikai bus išlaisvinti,
Le 25:54 And if he be not redeemed in these years, then he shall go out in the year of jubile, both he, and his children with him.
Jn 20:1 Pirmąją savaitės dieną, labai anksti, dar neišaušus, Marija Magdalena atėjo pas kapą ir pamatė, kad akmuo nuverstas nuo rūsio angos.
Jo 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
Sk 1:2 "Surašykite visą izraelitų bendriją pagal kiltis ir protėvių namus, įrašydami visus vyrus vardais.
Nu 1:2 Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male by their polls;
Mk 13:37 Ką sakau jums, sakau ir visiems: budėkite! "
Mar 13:37 And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch.
Job 21:30 kad nedoras žmogus negandos dieną apsaugomas, o pykčio dieną išvaduojamas?
Job 21:30 That the wicked is reserved to the day of destruction? they shall be brought forth to the day of wrath.
1Sam 10:23 Nubėgę atsivedė jį iš ten. Užėmęs savo vietą tarp žmonių, jis stovėjo galva aukštesnis už visus žmones.
1Sa 10:23 And they ran and fetched him thence: and when he stood among the people, he was higher than any of the people from his shoulders and upward.
Ez 47:20 Vakarų pusėje riba bus Didžioji jūra iki pat vietos priešais Lebo Hamatą. Tai vakarinė riba.
Eze 47:20 The west side also shall be the great sea from the border, till a man come over against Hamath. This is the west side.
1Kar 6:30 Namų vidaus ir lauko aslą jis išklojo auksu.
1Ki 6:30 And the floors of the house he overlaid with gold, within and without.
Sk 24:25 Tada Bileamas pakilo ir sugrįžo į savo vietą. Ir Balakas nuėjo savo keliu.
Nu 24:25 And Balaam rose up, and went and returned to his place: and Balak also went his way.
Ez 48:2 Prie Dano žemės, nuo rytinės ribos iki vakarinės ribos, bus Ašeras ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:2 And by the border of Dan, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Asher.
Įst 11:20 Užrašyk juos ant savo namų durų staktos ir ant savo vartų,
De 11:20 And thou shalt write them upon the door posts of thine house, and upon thy gates:
Iz 61:9 Jų giminė bus įžymi tarp tautų, o jų palikuonys ­ tarp žmonių. Kas tik juos regės, tas suvoks, jog tai giminė, kurią palaimino Viešpats. "
Isa 61:9 And their seed shall be known among the Gentiles, and their offspring among the people: all that see them shall acknowledge them, that they are the seed which the LORD hath blessed.
Neh 9:16 Bet jie ­ mūsų protėviai ­ elgėsi įžūliai ir, užkietinę savo sprandus, neklausė tavo įsakymų.
Ne 9:16 But they and our fathers dealt proudly, and hardened their necks, and hearkened not to thy commandments,

Sanctus Corpus Deus