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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 11:46 Jis atsakė: "Vargas ir jums, Įstatymo mokytojai! Jūs kraunate žmonėms nepakeliamas naštas, o patys tų naštų nė vienu pirštu nepajudinate.
Lu 11:46 And he said, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.
Job 35:3 Jei tu klausi: ‘Kokia man iš to nauda? Ką laimėjau nenusidėdamas? ’ ­
Job 35:3 For thou saidst, What advantage will it be unto thee? and, What profit shall I have, if I be cleansed from my sin?
Iš 39:40 kiemo dangas, stulpus bei pastovus, užuolaidą kiemo vartams su virvėmis ir kuoleliais, visa, kas reikalinga Padangtės tarnybai Susitikimo Palapinėje,
Ex 39:40 The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation,
Jn 9:12 Jie vėl klausė: "Kur jisai? " Šis atsakė: "Nežinau. "
Jo 9:12 Then said they unto him, Where is he? He said, I know not.
Ps 147:3 Jis gydo sužeistas širdisir aptvarsto jų žaizdas.
Ps 147:3 He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.
Apd 18:10 Aš esu su tavimi, ir niekas nesikėsins tau kenkti, nes šiame mieste daugel žmonių ­ manieji. "
Ac 18:10 For I am with thee, and no man shall set on thee to hurt thee: for I have much people in this city.
Kun 2:1 Kai kas nors duoda javų atnašą Viešpačiui, jo atnaša turi būti geriausi miltai. Jis užpils ant jų aliejaus, apibarstys smilkalais
Le 2:1 And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon:
1Kar 18:1 Daug vėliau, trečiaisiais [sausros] metais, Eliją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis: "Eik ir pasirodyk Ahabui. Aš atsiųsiu žemei lietaus. "
1Ki 18:1 And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the LORD came to Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will send rain upon the earth.
Ps 78:31 pakilo Dievo pyktis ant jų. Jis užmušė jų stipruolius, išguldė rinktinius Izraelio vyrus.
Ps 78:31 The wrath of God came upon them, and slew the fattest of them, and smote down the chosen men of Israel.
Pat 12:17 Kas kalba tiesą, tas sąžiningai liudija, o melagingas liudytojas kalba apgaulingai.
Pr 12:17 He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness: but a false witness deceit.
Rd 3:3 Tik prieš mane jis vis keliair kelia ranką visą dieną.
La 3:3 Surely against me is he turned; he turneth his hand against me all the day.
Ps 92:7 Nors nedorėliai želia kaip žolėir visi piktadariai klestėte klesti, jų laukia amžinoji žūtis.
Ps 92:7 When the wicked spring as the grass, and when all the workers of iniquity do flourish; it is that they shall be destroyed for ever:
1Kor 7:25 Dėl nesituokiančiųjų aš neturiu Dievo įsakymo, bet duodu patarimą kaip žmogus, iš Dievo gailestingumo vertas pasitikėjimo.
1C 7:25 Now concerning virgins I have no commandment of the Lord: yet I give my judgment, as one that hath obtained mercy of the Lord to be faithful.
Ps 112:3 ה Jo namuose gerovė ir turtai, ו amžinai tveria jo teisingumas.
Ps 112:3 Wealth and riches shall be in his house: and his righteousness endureth for ever.
2Kar 13:13 Jehoašas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir Jeroboamas atsisėdo į jo sostą. Jehoašas buvo palaidotas Samarijoje su Izraelio karaliais.
2Ki 13:13 And Joash slept with his fathers; and Jeroboam sat upon his throne: and Joash was buried in Samaria with the kings of Israel.
Įst 5:18 Nesvetimausi.
De 5:18 Neither shalt thou commit adultery.
1Sam 25:36 Abigailė parėjo namo pas Nabalą. Žiūri, jis kelia vaišes, tarsi karaliaus puotą, savo namuose. Nabalas buvo linksmai nusiteikęs. Jis buvo visiškai girtas. Iki ryto ji jam ničnieko nesakė.
1Sa 25:36 And Abigail came to Nabal; and, behold, he held a feast in his house, like the feast of a king; and Nabal's heart was merry within him, for he was very drunken: wherefore she told him nothing, less or more, until the morning light.
Jer 31:22 Kiek ilgai dar svyruosi, maištingoji dukterie? Juk Viešpats sukūrė naują dalyką žemėje: moteris apkabins vyrą. "
Jer 31:22 How long wilt thou go about, O thou backsliding daughter? for the LORD hath created a new thing in the earth, A woman shall compass a man.
Ps 108:12 Išgelbėk mus nuo priešo, nes žmogus padėti nieko negali.
Ps 108:12 Give us help from trouble: for vain is the help of man.
2Kor 8:19 Jis netgi yra Bažnyčių paskirtas mano kelionių palydovu šiam šalpos darbui, kurį atliekame paties Viešpaties garbei ir su užsidegimu,
2C 8:19 And not that only, but who was also chosen of the churches to travel with us with this grace, which is administered by us to the glory of the same Lord, and declaration of your ready mind:

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