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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 22:16 auksą, sidabrą, varį ir geležį. "
1Ch 22:16 Of the gold, the silver, and the brass, and the iron, there is no number. Arise therefore, and be doing, and the LORD be with thee.
Žyd 7:2 Abraomas jam atidavė nuo visko dešimtinę. Išvertus jo vardą, jis pirmiausia teisumo karalius, paskui Salemo, arba ramybės, karalius,
He 7:2 To whom also Abraham gave a tenth part of all; first being by interpretation King of righteousness, and after that also King of Salem, which is, King of peace;
Ps 81:5 Jis davė jį Juozapo giminei, jai išėjus iš Egipto žemės. Girdžiu balsą, kurio nepažinojau:
Ps 81:5 This he ordained in Joseph for a testimony, when he went out through the land of Egypt: where I heard a language that I understood not.
Sk 10:28 Tokia buvo izraelitų žygio tvarka greta po gretos, kai jie leidosi į kelionę.
Nu 10:28 Thus were the journeyings of the children of Israel according to their armies, when they set forward.
Neh 12:37 Prie Šaltinio vartų jie palypėjo tiesiai aukštyn Dovydo miesto laiptais prie sienos pakilimo virš Dovydo rūmų ir nuėjo iki Vandens vartų rytų pusėje.
Ne 12:37 And at the fountain gate, which was over against them, they went up by the stairs of the city of David, at the going up of the wall, above the house of David, even unto the water gate eastward.
Ps 35:23 Pabusk! Skubėk manęs ginti! Mano Dieve ir mano Viešpatie, gink mano bylą!
Ps 35:23 Stir up thyself, and awake to my judgment, even unto my cause, my God and my Lord.
Ps 119:122 Laiduok savo tarno gerovę, neleisk įžūliems žmonėms manęs engti.
Ps 119:122 Be surety for thy servant for good: let not the proud oppress me.
Pat 14:17 Kas ūmus, tas kvailai pasielgia, o sukčius nekenčiamas.
Pr 14:17 He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hated.
Pat 19:26 Kas blogai elgiasi su savo tėvu ar išvaro savo motiną, tas gėdingas ir negarbę užtraukiantis vaikas.
Pr 19:26 He that wasteth his father, and chaseth away his mother, is a son that causeth shame, and bringeth reproach.
2Kar 15:15 O kiti Šalumo darbai ir jo surengtas sąmokslas aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose.
2Ki 15:15 And the rest of the acts of Shallum, and his conspiracy which he made, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.
Mt 13:35 Išsipildė, kas buvo per pranašą pasakyta: Aš atversiu savo burną palyginimais, išpasakosiu nuo pasaulio sukūrimo paslėptus dalykus.
Mat 13:35 That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter things which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Iš 34:15 Nesudaryk sandoros su krašto gyventojais, kad, jiems ištvirkaujant su savo dievais ir aukojant savo atnašas, vienas jų nepasikviestų tavęs ir tu nevalgytum jų aukų.
Ex 34:15 Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;
Lk 19:40 Jis atsakė jiems: "Sakau jums, jei šitie tylės, akmenys šauks! "
Lu 19:40 And he answered and said unto them, I tell you that, if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately cry out.
1Pt 2:8 suklupimo akmeniu ir papiktinimo uola. Jie suklumpa, neklausydami žodžio; tam jie ir skirti.
1P 2:8 And a stone of stumbling, and a rock of offence, even to them which stumble at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed.
Ps 39:3 širdis man užkaito krūtinėje. Bemąstant įsiliepsnojo ugnisir nebegalėjau susilaikyti neprabilęs:
Ps 39:3 My heart was hot within me, while I was musing the fire burned: then spake I with my tongue,
Iš 25:25 Padarysi aplink jį plaštakos platumo briauną, o aplink briauną ­ aukso apvadą.
Ex 25:25 And thou shalt make unto it a border of an hand breadth round about, and thou shalt make a golden crown to the border thereof round about.
1Krn 27:6 Tai tas Benaja, kuris buvo trisdešimtuko galiūnas ir vadovavo trisdešimtukui; jo sūnus Amizabadas vadovavo jo būriui.
1Ch 27:6 This is that Benaiah, who was mighty among the thirty, and above the thirty: and in his course was Ammizabad his son.
Mt 27:23 Jis klausė: "O ką gi pikta yra padaręs? " Bet tie dar garsiau šaukė: "Ant kryžiaus jį! "
Mat 27:23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
Iš 13:14 Kai ateityje tavo sūnus klaus: ‘Ką tai reiškia? ’ ­ tu jam atsakysi: ‘Galinga ranka Viešpats išvedė mus iš Egipto, iš vergijos namų.
Ex 13:14 And it shall be when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What is this? that thou shalt say unto him, By strength of hand the LORD brought us out from Egypt, from the house of bondage:
Jn 11:7 ir tik tada pasakė mokiniams: "Eikime vėl į Judėją! "
Jo 11:7 Then after that saith he to his disciples, Let us go into Judaea again.

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