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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 16:32 O svetimaujanti žmona! Ištekėjusi už vyro, tu atsiduodi svetimiesiems!
Eze 16:32 But as a wife that committeth adultery, which taketh strangers instead of her husband!
Pr 14:7 Grįždami jie atėjo į En Mišpatą (tai yra Kadešą) ir numalšino visą amalekiečių kraštą bei amoritus, gyvenusius Hacecon Tamaroje.
Ge 14:7 And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Sk 9:9 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 9:9 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Job 34:5 Juk Jobas sakė: ‘Esu teisus, bet Dievas nepripažino mano teisumo.
Job 34:5 For Job hath said, I am righteous: and God hath taken away my judgment.
Job 33:21 Jo kūnas taip sunyksta, kad sunku į jį žiūrėti, o kaulai, kadaise nematomi, dabar kyšo.
Job 33:21 His flesh is consumed away, that it cannot be seen; and his bones that were not seen stick out.
Apr 1:12 Tuomet aš atsigręžiau pažiūrėti balso, kalbėjusio su manimi, ir atsigręžęs išvydau septynis aukso žibintuvus,
Re 1:12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;
Sk 1:35 ­ surašytų iš Manaso giminės, buvo trisdešimt du tūkstančiai ir du šimtai.
Nu 1:35 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Manasseh, were thirty and two thousand and two hundred.
Iz 30:16 "Ne! ­ tarėte jūs. ­ Mes pabėgsime ant žirgų! "Puiku, bėkite! "Mes nuskriesime ristūnais! "Jūsų persekiotojų žirgai bus eiklesni!
Isa 30:16 But ye said, No; for we will flee upon horses; therefore shall ye flee: and, We will ride upon the swift; therefore shall they that pursue you be swift.
Pr 16:11 Viešpaties angelas tęsė, sakydamas jai: "Žiūrėk, tu esi nėščia ir pagimdysi sūnų; pavadinsi jį Izmaeliu , nes Viešpats išgirdo tavo sielvarto šauksmus.
Ge 16:11 And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
Sk 30:14 Bet jei jos vyras dieną kitą jai nieko nesako, jis patvirtina visus jos įžadus ar pažadus, kuriais ji yra įsipareigojusi: jis patvirtino juos, nes nesakė jai nieko tą dieną, kai apie tai sužinojo.
Nu 30:14 But if her husband altogether hold his peace at her from day to day; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her bonds, which are upon her: he confirmeth them, because he held his peace at her in the day that he heard them.
1Kor 10:7 Nepasidarykite stabmeldžiais, kaip kai kurie iš jų, kaip parašyta: Tauta sėdosi valgyti ir gerti ir kėlėsi žaisti.
1C 10:7 Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.
Apr 21:23 Miestui apšviesti nereikia nei saulės, nei mėnulio, nes jį apšviečia tviskanti Dievo šlovė ir jo žiburys yra Avinėlis.
Re 21:23 And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.
Gg 1:12 [Ji: ] Kol karalius ilsisi savo kambary, mano nardas pripildo orą kvepėjimo.
SS 1:12 While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof.
Ps 115:7 turi rankas, bet negali lytėti, turi kojas, bet nevaikšto.
Ps 115:7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.
Lk 7:7 Aš taip pat nelaikiau savęs vertu ateiti pas tave. Bet tark žodį, ir tepasveiksta mano tarnas!
Lu 7:7 Wherefore neither thought I myself worthy to come unto thee: but say in a word, and my servant shall be healed.
Iš 21:13 Jei ne iš pasalų tai padarė, bet Dievui leidus pakėlė ranką, paskirsiu vietą, į kurią jis galėtų pabėgti.
Ex 21:13 And if a man lie not in wait, but God deliver him into his hand; then I will appoint thee a place whither he shall flee.
Įst 7:7 Ne dėl to, kad būtumėte buvę gausesni už bet kokią kitą tautą, Viešpats pamilo jus ir išsirinko, nes jūs buvote skaičiumi mažiausi iš visų tautų.
De 7:7 The LORD did not set his love upon you, nor choose you, because ye were more in number than any people; for ye were the fewest of all people:
2Krn 29:29 Pasibaigus deginamajai aukai, karalius ir visi su juo buvę pagarbindami parpuolė kniūbsti.
2Ch 29:29 And when they had made an end of offering, the king and all that were present with him bowed themselves, and worshipped.
Apd 15:38 bet Paulius linko neimti tokio, kuris Pamfilijoje buvo nuo jų pasitraukęs ir nesidarbavo su jais.
Ac 15:38 But Paul thought not good to take him with them, who departed from them from Pamphylia, and went not with them to the work.
Job 6:23 Arba: ‘Išgelbėkite mane iš priešo rankų’? Arba: ‘Išpirkite mane iš engėjų nagų’?
Job 6:23 Or, Deliver me from the enemy's hand? or, Redeem me from the hand of the mighty?

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