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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 22:19 Kad pasitikėtum Viešpačiu, šiandien tau juos paaiškinsiu.
Pr 22:19 That thy trust may be in the LORD, I have made known to thee this day, even to thee.
Job 41:1 Argi gali pagauti meškere Leviataną, ar surišti jo nasrus virve?
Job 41:1 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
Kun 5:2 arba paliesdamas ką nors nešvaraus, nors to ir nesuvokdamas, ­ ar tai būtų lavonas nešvaraus žvėries, ar nešvaraus galvijo, ar nešvaraus roplio ­ jis tampa nešvarus ir užsitraukia kaltę,
Le 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.
Apd 18:21 ir atsisveikindamas tarė: "Jei Dievas panorės, aš vėl atvyksiu pas jus. " Ir iškeliavo iš Efezo.
Ac 18:21 But bade them farewell, saying, I must by all means keep this feast that cometh in Jerusalem: but I will return again unto you, if God will. And he sailed from Ephesus.
Iz 28:7 Bet ir tie svirduliuoja, perimti vyno, klupinėja, įkaušę nuo svaigiojo gėrimo. Kunigas ir pranašas šlitinėja nuo stipraus gėrimo, gerai įkaušę nuo vyno. Šlitinėdami nuo stipraus gėrimo, jie klysta regėdami ir klumpa spręsdami bylą.
Isa 28:7 But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.
1Sam 13:13 Samuelis tarė Sauliui: "Pasielgei kvailai, nesilaikydamas Viešpaties, tavo Dievo, tau duoto įsakymo! Viešpats būtų patvirtinęs tavo karaliavimą Izraelyje visam laikui,
1Sa 13:13 And Samuel said to Saul, Thou hast done foolishly: thou hast not kept the commandment of the LORD thy God, which he commanded thee: for now would the LORD have established thy kingdom upon Israel for ever.
Pr 11:24 Nahoras buvo dvidešimt devynerių metų, kai jam gimė Terachas.
Ge 11:24 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah:
Sk 27:4 Kodėl mūsų tėvo vardas turėtų dingti iš jo kilties dėl to, kad jis neturi sūnaus? Duokite mums nuosavybę tarp mūsų tėvo brolių. "
Nu 27:4 Why should the name of our father be done away from among his family, because he hath no son? Give unto us therefore a possession among the brethren of our father.
Jer 23:32 Taip, aš prieš pranašus, kurie skelbia apgaulingus sapnus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ir suvedžioja mano tautą, kartodami savo melus ir tuščiai girdamiesi. Nei aš juos siunčiau, nei įgaliojau! Jie neduoda šiai tautai jokios naudos", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 23:32 Behold, I am against them that prophesy false dreams, saith the LORD, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their lightness; yet I sent them not, nor commanded them: therefore they shall not profit this people at all, saith the LORD.
Pat 18:17 Kas pirmas kreipiasi į teismą, tas atrodo teisus, kol neateina ir nebūna apklaustas jo priešininkas.
Pr 18:17 He that is first in his own cause seemeth just; but his neighbour cometh and searcheth him.
1Kor 4:3 Man mažai rūpi, ką jūs ar žmonių teismas spręstų apie mane. Nė aš pats savęs neteisiu.
1C 4:3 But with me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or of man's judgment: yea, I judge not mine own self.
Mt 1:13 Zorobabeliui gimė Abijudas, Abijudui gimė Eliakimas, Eliakimui gimė Azoras .
Mat 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;
2Sam 3:14 Dovydas išsiuntė pasiuntinius ir pas Sauliaus sūnų Išbošetą, tardamas: "Atiduok man mano žmoną Mikalę, už kurią aš sumokėjau nuotakos kainą ­ šimtą filistinų apyvarpio odų. "
2Sa 3:14 And David sent messengers to Ishbosheth Saul's son, saying, Deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for an hundred foreskins of the Philistines.
Rd 5:18 Siono kalnas guli nuniokotas, šakalai ant jo bastosi.
La 5:18 Because of the mountain of Zion, which is desolate, the foxes walk upon it.
Neh 4:11 O mūsų priešai sakė sau: "Kol jie spės pajusti ar mus pamatyti, užklupę juos, išžudysime ir darbą sustabdysime. "
Ne 4:11 And our adversaries said, They shall not know, neither see, till we come in the midst among them, and slay them, and cause the work to cease.
1Krn 19:8 Tai sužinojęs, Dovydas pasiuntė Joabą ir visą kariuomenę su galiūnais.
1Ch 19:8 And when David heard of it, he sent Joab, and all the host of the mighty men.
Pr 31:28 Tu neleidai išbučiuoti man net savo sūnų ir dukterų! Pasielgei tikrai kvailai!
Ge 31:28 And hast not suffered me to kiss my sons and my daughters? thou hast now done foolishly in so doing.
Jer 23:6 Jo dienomis Judas bus išgelbėtas, ir Izraelis saugiai gyvens. Jis bus vadinamas šitokiu vardu: ‘Viešpats ­ mūsų teisumas. ’
Jer 23:6 In his days Judah shall be saved, and Israel shall dwell safely: and this is his name whereby he shall be called, THE LORD OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS.
Kun 11:13 Iš paukščių laikysite pasibjaurėtinais ­ jie nebus valgomi, nes pasibjaurėtini ­ šiuos: erelį, avėdrą, jūrų erelį,
Le 11:13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
Ps 127:5 Laimingas žmogus, turintis daug tokių strėlių; jis niekada nebus nugalėtas, kai susikirs su priešais vartuose.
Ps 127:5 Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

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