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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Apd 12:7 Staiga ten atsirado Viešpaties angelas, ir kamerą nutvieskė šviesa. Jis sudavė Petrui į šoną ir žadindamas tarė: "Kelkis greičiau! " Ir nukrito jam grandinės nuo rankų.
Ac 12:7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
Iz 14:15 Bet buvai nugramzdintas žemynį Šeolą, į pačias kapo gelmes.
Isa 14:15 Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.
Pr 38:14 ji nusivilko našlės drabužius, apsigaubė šydu ir atsisėdo prie įėjimo į Enaimus, prie kelio į Timną. Ji matė, kad Šela jau užaugęs, tačiau ji nebuvo duota jam kaip žmona.
Ge 38:14 And she put her widow's garments off from her, and covered her with a vail, and wrapped herself, and sat in an open place, which is by the way to Timnath; for she saw that Shelah was grown, and she was not given unto him to wife.
Job 9:11 Štai, jis eina pro šalį, bet aš jo nematau; jis pražingsniuoja, bet aš jo nepajuntu.
Job 9:11 Lo, he goeth by me, and I see him not: he passeth on also, but I perceive him not.
Rom 3:7 Bet jeigu Dievo tiesa per mano melagystę tik skaidriau nušvito jo garbei, tai kam dar teisti mane kaip nusidėjėlį? !
Ro 3:7 For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
2Krn 15:7 Būkite drąsūs ir nenuleiskite rankų, nes jūsų triūsas bus atlygintas. "
2Ch 15:7 Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Iš 27:14 Viename pakraštyje turės būti penkiolikos uolekčių uždangos su trim stulpais ir trim pastovais.
Ex 27:14 The hangings of one side of the gate shall be fifteen cubits: their pillars three, and their sockets three.
Pr 27:10 Tu nuneši jį tėvui pavalgyti, idant palaimintų tave prieš mirdamas. "
Ge 27:10 And thou shalt bring it to thy father, that he may eat, and that he may bless thee before his death.
Įst 14:10 Kas pelekų ir žvynų neturi, to negalite valgyti. Tie gyvūnai jums nešvarūs.
De 14:10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
Neh 9:35 Net savo pačių karalystėje, nepaisydami tavo visokeriopo gerumo, kurį jiems dosniai teikei, plačiame ir derlingame krašte, kurį jiems davei, jie nenorėjo tau tarnautiir nuo savo nedorų darbų nenusigręžė.
Ne 9:35 For they have not served thee in their kingdom, and in thy great goodness that thou gavest them, and in the large and fat land which thou gavest before them, neither turned they from their wicked works.
Jn 17:5 Dabar tu, Tėve, pašlovink mane pas saveta šlove, kurią esu pas tave turėjęsdar prieš atsirandant pasauliui.
Jo 17:5 And now, O Father, glorify thou me with thine own self with the glory which I had with thee before the world was.
Mk 11:5 Kai kurie iš ten stovinčių klausė: "Ką jūs darote, kam tą asilaitį atrišate? "
Mar 11:5 And certain of them that stood there said unto them, What do ye, loosing the colt?
Ez 30:18 Diena aptems Tachpanhese, kai laužysiu Egipto skeptrus, ir užsibaigs jo išpuikusi galybė. Jį gaubs debesis, o jam pavaldūs miestai eis į nelaisvę.
Eze 30:18 At Tehaphnehes also the day shall be darkened, when I shall break there the yokes of Egypt: and the pomp of her strength shall cease in her: as for her, a cloud shall cover her, and her daughters shall go into captivity.
Iš 39:6 Lazurito akmenys buvo paruošti, įrėminti aukso rėmeliais ir juose išraižyti Izraelio sūnų vardai, kaip išraižomas antspaudo žiedas.
Ex 39:6 And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel.
Iz 2:16 prieš visus Taršišo laivusir visas eiklias valtis.
Isa 2:16 And upon all the ships of Tarshish, and upon all pleasant pictures.
Ez 25:11 bausmėmis nubausiu ir Moabą. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats! "
Eze 25:11 And I will execute judgments upon Moab; and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Jer 21:6 Parblokšiu šio miesto gyventojus, žmones ir gyvulius, ir visi išmirs nuo nuožmaus maro.
Jer 21:6 And I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence.
Joz 12:5 ir valdęs Hermono kalną, Salchą, visą Bašaną iki gešūriečių bei maakų ribos ir pusę Gileado iki Hešbono karaliaus Sihono ribos.
Jos 12:5 And reigned in mount Hermon, and in Salcah, and in all Bashan, unto the border of the Geshurites and the Maachathites, and half Gilead, the border of Sihon king of Heshbon.
Įst 12:4 Taip, kaip jie, Viešpaties, savo Dievo, negarbinsite.
De 12:4 Ye shall not do so unto the LORD your God.
2Kar 21:17 O kiti Manaso darbai ­ visa, ką darė, ir jo padaryta nuodėmė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 21:17 Now the rest of the acts of Manasseh, and all that he did, and his sin that he sinned, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

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