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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 45:11 Taip kalba Viešpats, Izraelio Šventasis ir Kūrėjas: "Ar man priekaištausite dėl mano vaikų likimoir nurodysite, koks turi būti mano rankų darbas?
Isa 45:11 Thus saith the LORD, the Holy One of Israel, and his Maker, Ask me of things to come concerning my sons, and concerning the work of my hands command ye me.
Pr 24:40 Bet jis man atsakė: ‘Viešpats, kurio keliais aš ėjau, pasiųs savo angelą su tavimi ir padarys tavo kelionę sėkmingą. Tu gausi žmoną mano sūnui iš mano giminės, iš mano tėvo namų.
Ge 24:40 And he said unto me, The LORD, before whom I walk, will send his angel with thee, and prosper thy way; and thou shalt take a wife for my son of my kindred, and of my father's house:
2Kor 9:3 O brolius siunčiu tam, kad mano pasigyrimas jumis nepasirodytų šituo atveju tuščias ir kad jūs, kaip esu sakęs, būtumėte pasirengę.
2C 9:3 Yet have I sent the brethren, lest our boasting of you should be in vain in this behalf; that, as I said, ye may be ready:
Iz 37:38 Vieną dieną, jam meldžiantis savo dievo Nisrocho šventykloje, jį nužudė kalaviju du jo sūnūs ­ Adramelechas ir Sareceras. Abu pabėgo į Ararato kraštą. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Asarhadonas.
Isa 37:38 And it came to pass, as he was worshipping in the house of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons smote him with the sword; and they escaped into the land of Armenia: and Esarhaddon his son reigned in his stead.
Mk 6:10 Ir mokė juos: "Į kuriuos namus užeisite, ten ir pasilikite, kolei išvyksite.
Mar 6:10 And he said unto them, In what place soever ye enter into an house, there abide till ye depart from that place.
Ps 141:7 Kaip ariant išvagojama žemė, taip mūsų kaulai išmėtomi prie Šeolo angos.
Ps 141:7 Our bones are scattered at the grave's mouth, as when one cutteth and cleaveth wood upon the earth.
Rom 2:5 Deja, savo užkietėjimu bei neatgailojančia širdimi pats sau kaupi rūstybę rūstybės dienai, kurią apsireikš Dievo teisingas teismas.
Ro 2:5 But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God;
Mt 9:11 Fariziejai, tai išvydę, prikišo jo mokiniams: "Kodėl jūsų Mokytojas valgo su muitininkais ir nusidėjėliais? "
Mat 9:11 And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?
Jer 36:5 Po to Jeremijas pasakė Baruchui: "Aš negaliu eiti į Viešpaties Namus, man tai neįmanoma.
Jer 36:5 And Jeremiah commanded Baruch, saying, I am shut up; I cannot go into the house of the LORD:
Sk 16:29 Jei šie vyrai mirs, kaip miršta žmonės, jei jų likimas bus kaip visų žmonių, tai Viešpats nebus manęs siuntęs.
Nu 16:29 If these men die the common death of all men, or if they be visited after the visitation of all men; then the LORD hath not sent me.
Apd 7:51 Jūs, kietasprandžiai, pagonių širdimis ir ausimis ! Jūs, kaip ir jūsų protėviai, visuomet priešinatės Šventajai Dvasiai.
Ac 7:51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
Fil 4:10 Aš labai apsidžiaugiau Viešpatyje, kad pagaliau pražydo jūsų rūpinimasis manimi. Jūs ir seniau rūpindavotės, bet stigo progų tai parodyti.
Phil 4:10 But I rejoiced in the Lord greatly, that now at the last your care of me hath flourished again; wherein ye were also careful, but ye lacked opportunity.
Gg 2:6 Jo kairioji ranka buvo man po galva, o dešiniąja jis mane apkabino!
SS 2:6 His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me.
Iš 33:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei: "Eik, palik šią vietą, tu ir tauta, kurią išvedei iš Egipto žemės, ir keliauk į kraštą, kurį prisiekdamas pažadėjau Abraomui, Izaokui ir Jokūbui, tardamas: ‘Tavo palikuonims jį duosiu. ’
Ex 33:1 And the LORD said unto Moses, Depart, and go up hence, thou and the people which thou hast brought up out of the land of Egypt, unto the land which I sware unto Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, saying, Unto thy seed will I give it:
Apd 23:9 Todėl pakilo didelis klegesys. Kai kurie Rašto aiškintojai iš fariziejų atsistojo ir griežtai prieštaravo: "Mes nerandame nieko blogo šitame žmoguje.
Ac 23:9 And there arose a great cry: and the scribes that were of the Pharisees' part arose, and strove, saying, We find no evil in this man: but if a spirit or an angel hath spoken to him, let us not fight against God.
1Sam 25:24 Parpuolusi prie jo kojų, ji maldavo: "Tekrinta tik ant manęs, mano viešpatie, ši kaltė! Prašau leisti tavo tarnaitei kalbėti ir išklausyti tavo tarnaitės žodžių.
1Sa 25:24 And fell at his feet, and said, Upon me, my lord, upon me let this iniquity be: and let thine handmaid, I pray thee, speak in thine audience, and hear the words of thine handmaid.
Įst 33:27 Dievas ­ prieglobstis nuo seno, žemėje jo amžinos rankos. Nuvarė priešą tau nuo kelioir tarė: ‘Sunaikink! ’
De 33:27 The eternal God is thy refuge, and underneath are the everlasting arms: and he shall thrust out the enemy from before thee; and shall say, Destroy them.
Kun 1:1 Viešpats pasišaukė Mozę ir kalbėjo jam iš Susitikimo Palapinės, tardamas:
Le 1:1 And the LORD called unto Moses, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the congregation, saying,
Ps 44:8 Dievu mes nuolat didžiuojamėsir tavo vardą be perstojo šloviname. Sela.
Ps 44:8 In God we boast all the day long, and praise thy name for ever. Selah.
Lk 9:15 Jie taip padarė ir visus susodino.
Lu 9:15 And they did so, and made them all sit down.

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