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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 34:27 Kadangi paėmei į širdį ir nusižeminai Dievo akivaizdoje, girdėdamas jo žodžius apie šią vietą ir jos gyventojus; kadangi nusižeminai mano akivaizdoje, persiplėšei drabužius ir verkei mano akivaizdoje, aš ir išgirdau tave. Tai Viešpaties žodis.
2Ch 34:27 Because thine heart was tender, and thou didst humble thyself before God, when thou heardest his words against this place, and against the inhabitants thereof, and humbledst thyself before me, and didst rend thy clothes, and weep before me; I have even heard thee also, saith the LORD.
1Krn 18:7 Dovydas paėmė aukso skydus, kuriuos nešiojo Hadadezero palyda, ir pargabeno juos į Jeruzalę.
1Ch 18:7 And David took the shields of gold that were on the servants of Hadarezer, and brought them to Jerusalem.
1Kor 14:30 Bet jei kitam sėdinčiam kas apreiškiama, pirmesnysis tegul nutyla.
1C 14:30 If any thing be revealed to another that sitteth by, let the first hold his peace.
Zch 14:14 Net Judas stos į mūšį Jeruzalėje. Bus surinkti visų aplinkinių tautų turtai ­ auksas, sidabras ir didelės krūvos drabužių.
Zec 14:14 And Judah also shall fight at Jerusalem; and the wealth of all the heathen round about shall be gathered together, gold, and silver, and apparel, in great abundance.
Job 30:2 Kokia nauda man iš jų rankų stiprumo? Jų jėgos išsekusios.
Job 30:2 Yea, whereto might the strength of their hands profit me, in whom old age was perished?
Lk 24:48 Jūs esate šių dalykų liudytojai.
Lu 24:48 And ye are witnesses of these things.
Pr 35:8 Rebekos žindyvė Debora numirė ir buvo palaidota po ąžuolu žemiau Betelio. Užtat jis buvo pavadintas Verksmo ąžuolu.
Ge 35:8 But Deborah Rebekah's nurse died, and she was buried beneath Bethel under an oak: and the name of it was called Allonbachuth.
Jer 25:5 ‘Prašom gręžtis, visi kaip vienas, nuo savo nedoro kelio ir nuo savo piktų darbų, kad galėtumėte per amžius gyventi žemėje, kurią Viešpats seniai davė jums ir jūsų tėvams.
Jer 25:5 They said, Turn ye again now every one from his evil way, and from the evil of your doings, and dwell in the land that the LORD hath given unto you and to your fathers for ever and ever:
Ag 2:21 "Kalbėk Judo valdytojui Zerubabeliui. Sakyk: ‘Sudrebinsiu dangus ir žemę,
Hag 2:21 Speak to Zerubbabel, governor of Judah, saying, I will shake the heavens and the earth;
2Tim 2:9 dėl kurios man tenka kentėti, net būti surakintam lyg piktadariui. Bet Dievo žodis nesurakinamas!
2Ti 2:9 Wherein I suffer trouble, as an evil doer, even unto bonds; but the word of God is not bound.
Apr 7:6 iš Asero giminės dvylika tūkstančių, iš Netfalio giminės dvylika tūkstančių, iš Manaso giminės dvylika tūkstančių,
Re 7:6 Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nephthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand.
Iš 1:3 Isacharas, Zabulonas ir Benjaminas;
Ex 1:3 Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin,
Iz 9:17 Todėl Viešpats netausos jų vyrų, neparodys pagailos jų našlėms ir našlaičiams, nes visi jie ­ bedieviai ir nedorėliai, visų burnose nešvankūs plepalai. Todėl jo pyktis neatlyžo, jo ranka vis dar pakelta!
Isa 9:17 Therefore the LORD shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.
1Kor 10:32 Nepiktinkite nei žydų, nei graikų, nei Dievo Bažnyčios;
1C 10:32 Give none offence, neither to the Jews, nor to the Gentiles, nor to the church of God:
Pat 10:14 Išmintingieji brangina pažinimą, o kvailojo plepėjimas priartina pavojų.
Pr 10:14 Wise men lay up knowledge: but the mouth of the foolish is near destruction.
1Krn 8:5 Gerą, Šefufaną ir Huramą.
1Ch 8:5 And Gera, and Shephuphan, and Huram.
Job 27:8 Kokią viltį turi nedoras žmogus tą valandą, kai Dievas pareikalauja jo gyvasties?
Job 27:8 For what is the hope of the hypocrite, though he hath gained, when God taketh away his soul?
Jok 1:22 Būkite žodžio vykdytojai, o ne vien klausytojai, apgaudinėjantys patys save.
Ja 1:22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
Jn 11:35 Jėzus pravirko.
Jo 11:35 Jesus wept.
Sk 15:20 Iš pirmienų tešlos duosite kepalą kaip atnašą, atidėsite jį kaip atnašą, kaip atidedate atnašą nuo klojimo aslos.
Nu 15:20 Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough for an heave offering: as ye do the heave offering of the threshingfloor, so shall ye heave it.

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