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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 20:18 "Štai pakilsime į Jeruzalę, ir Žmogaus Sūnus bus atiduotas aukštiesiems kunigams bei Rašto aiškintojams. Jie pasmerks jį mirti,
Mat 20:18 Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be betrayed unto the chief priests and unto the scribes, and they shall condemn him to death,
Jn 9:18 Žydai nenorėjo tikėti, kad jis tikrai buvęs aklas ir praregėjęs. Jie liepė pašaukti praregėjusiojo gimdytojus
Jo 9:18 But the Jews did not believe concerning him, that he had been blind, and received his sight, until they called the parents of him that had received his sight.
1Kor 6:13 "Valgis yra pilvui ir pilvas ­ valgiui", bet Dievas sunaikins ir vieną, ir kitą. Kūnas skirtas ne ištvirkavimui, bet Viešpačiui, o Viešpats ­ kūnui.
1C 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
Jer 50:26 Žygiuokite į jį iš visų pusių, atidarykite jo svirnus! Supilkite jį tarsi grūdus į krūvasir visiškai sunaikinkite! Nepalikite jam nė likučio!
Jer 50:26 Come against her from the utmost border, open her storehouses: cast her up as heaps, and destroy her utterly: let nothing of her be left.
Lk 18:21 Tas atsakė: "Viso šito laikiausi nuo pat jaunystės. "
Lu 18:21 And he said, All these have I kept from my youth up.
Ez 28:24 Izraelio namai daugiau neberas dygliuotų brūzgynų ar duriančių erškėčių pas visus savo kaimynus, kurie žiūrėjo į juos su panieka. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. "
Eze 28:24 And there shall be no more a pricking brier unto the house of Israel, nor any grieving thorn of all that are round about them, that despised them; and they shall know that I am the Lord GOD.
Lk 22:48 Jėzus jam tarė: "Judai, pabučiavimu tu išduodi Žmogaus Sūnų? "
Lu 22:48 But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss?
Oz 11:1 Kai Izraelis buvo vaikas, aš jį pamilauir iš Egipto pašaukiau savo sūnų.
Ho 11:1 When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt.
2Kar 4:18 Vaikas paaugo. Vieną dieną jis nuėjo pas tėvą tarp pjovėjų.
2Ki 4:18 And when the child was grown, it fell on a day, that he went out to his father to the reapers.
Lk 24:42 Jie padavė jam gabalą keptos žuvies .
Lu 24:42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.
Apd 15:16 Paskui aš sugrįšiuir vėl atstatysiu suirusią Dovydo padangtę. Aš prikelsiu ją iš griuvėsiųir atkursiu ją,
Ac 15:16 After this I will return, and will build again the tabernacle of David, which is fallen down; and I will build again the ruins thereof, and I will set it up:
2Krn 24:25 Kai aramėjai nuo jo atsitraukė, palikę sunkiai sužeistą, jo dvariškiai surengė sąmokslą ir, keršydami už kunigo Jehojados sūnaus kraują, nužudė jį lovoje. Taip jis mirė. Jie palaidojo jį Dovydo mieste, bet karalių kapuose nelaidojo.
2Ch 24:25 And when they were departed from him, (for they left him in great diseases,) his own servants conspired against him for the blood of the sons of Jehoiada the priest, and slew him on his bed, and he died: and they buried him in the city of David, but they buried him not in the sepulchres of the kings.
Sk 33:10 Iškeliavę iš Elimų, pasistatė stovyklą prie Nendrių jūros.
Nu 33:10 And they removed from Elim, and encamped by the Red sea.
Ps 66:16 Ateikite ir klausykitės, visi pagarbiai Dievo bijantieji, kai skelbiu, ką jis man padarė.
Ps 66:16 Come and hear, all ye that fear God, and I will declare what he hath done for my soul.
Gg 7:11 Eikš, mano mylimasis, skubėkime į laukus, apsinakvokime kaime!
SS 7:11 Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages.
Ps 51:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo psalmė, atėjus pas jį pranašui Natanui po jo nusidėjimo su Batšeba. Pasigailėk manęs, Dieve, iš savo gerumo; iš savo begalinio gailestingumosunaikink mano maištingus darbus.
Ps 51:1 Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.
Mt 18:22 Jėzus jam atsakė: "Aš nesakau tau ­ iki septynių, bet iki septyniasdešimt septynių kartų.
Mat 18:22 Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.
Jok 2:19 Tu tiki, jog yra vienas Dievas? Gerai darai! Bet ir demonai tiki ir dreba.
Ja 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
2Krn 28:27 Ahazas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas mieste ­ Jeruzalėje, bet į Izraelio karalių kapus nebuvo nuneštas. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ezekijas.
2Ch 28:27 And Ahaz slept with his fathers, and they buried him in the city, even in Jerusalem: but they brought him not into the sepulchres of the kings of Israel: and Hezekiah his son reigned in his stead.
Ez 37:12 Todėl pranašauk jiems ir sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tikėkite manimi, atversiu jūsų kapus ir prikelsiu jus iš kapų, mano tauta, ir parvesiu jus į Izraelio žemę.
Eze 37:12 Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, O my people, I will open your graves, and cause you to come up out of your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.

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