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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 18:22 Žmogus, kuris randa gerą žmoną, randa laimęir gauna malonę iš Viešpaties.
Pr 18:22 Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.
Ps 7:6 Viešpatie, pakilk įniršęs, užstok mane nuo priešų šėlsmo! Mano Dieve, pabusk teismui, kurį esi paskelbęs.
Ps 7:6 Arise, O LORD, in thine anger, lift up thyself because of the rage of mine enemies: and awake for me to the judgment that thou hast commanded.
2Krn 24:1 Jehoašas buvo septynerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi. Jeruzalėje jis karaliavo keturiasdešimt metų. Jo motina buvo vardu Cibija iš Beer Šebos.
2Ch 24:1 Joash was seven years old when he began to reign, and he reigned forty years in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Zibiah of Beersheba.
1Kor 7:15 Bet, jei netikintis nori skirtis, tegul atsiskiria. Tokiais atvejais brolis ar sesuo nėra susieti, nes Dievas yra mus pašaukęs santaikai.
1C 7:15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
Apr 7:14 Aš jam atsakiau: "Mano viešpatie, tu žinai. " Jis man tarė: "Jie atėjo iš didžio sielvarto. Jie išplovė savo drabužius ir juos išbalino Avinėlio krauju.
Re 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
Mk 13:11 Kai suimti būsite vedami, nesirūpinkite iš anksto, ką kalbėsite. Kalbėkite, kas tą valandą bus jums duota, nes kalbėsite nebe jūs, o Šventoji Dvasia.
Mar 13:11 But when they shall lead you, and deliver you up, take no thought beforehand what ye shall speak, neither do ye premeditate: but whatsoever shall be given you in that hour, that speak ye: for it is not ye that speak, but the Holy Ghost.
Ps 64:6 Jie sumano nedorą kėsląir slepia savo sumanytą niekšybę; žmogus ­ gelmė, o jo širdis ­ bedugnė.
Ps 64:6 They search out iniquities; they accomplish a diligent search: both the inward thought of every one of them, and the heart, is deep.
Lk 11:47 Vargas jums! Jūs statote pranašams paminklus, o jūsų tėvai juos žudė!
Lu 11:47 Woe unto you! for ye build the sepulchres of the prophets, and your fathers killed them.
Apr 17:1 Tuomet atėjo vienas iš septynių angelų, turėjusių septynis dubenis, ir užkalbino mane: "Eikš, aš tau parodysiu teismą didžiosios ištvirkėlės, sėdinčios ant didžių vandenų.
Re 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
Jl 3:14
Joe 3:14 Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision: for the day of the LORD is near in the valley of decision.
Iš 18:20 Mokyk juos nuostatų ir įstatymų, rodyk jiems kelią, kuriuo turi eiti, ir darbus, kuriuos turi atlikti.
Ex 18:20 And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.
Pat 18:1 Uždaras žmogus rūpinasi tik savo įnoriaisir niekina kiekvieną sveikos nuovokos žmogų.
Pr 18:1 Through desire a man, having separated himself, seeketh and intermeddleth with all wisdom.
1Sam 25:28 Prašau atleisti tavo tarnaitės nusižengimą, nes Viešpats tikrai suteiks mano viešpačiui išliekančius namus dėl to, kad mano viešpats kovoja Viešpaties kovas, ir jokio pikto neturi būti rasta tavyje per visą tavo gyvenimą.
1Sa 25:28 I pray thee, forgive the trespass of thine handmaid: for the LORD will certainly make my lord a sure house; because my lord fighteth the battles of the LORD, and evil hath not been found in thee all thy days.
Jn 7:18 Kas iš savęs kalba, ieško savo garbės. O kuriam rūpi jo Siuntėjo šlovė, tas tiesakalbis, ir nėra jame neteisybės.
Jo 7:18 He that speaketh of himself seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.
2Krn 8:14 Sekdamas savo tėvo Dovydo įsaką, jis paskyrė kunigų būrį jų tarnybai, levitus jų užduočiai giesme šlovinti ir tarnauti kunigų prižiūrimiems, kaip reikalavo kasdienės pareigos, ir vartininkus iš eilės prie kiekvienų vartų, nes taip buvo įsakęs Dievo žmogus Dovydas.
2Ch 8:14 And he appointed, according to the order of David his father, the courses of the priests to their service, and the Levites to their charges, to praise and minister before the priests, as the duty of every day required: the porters also by their courses at every gate: for so had David the man of God commanded.
Jok 3:16 Kur pavydas ir savanaudiškumas, ten ir netvarka bei įvairūs nedori darbai.
Ja 3:16 For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.
Įst 28:14 Nenukrypk nei į dešinę, nei į kairę nė nuo vieno įsakymų, kuriuos jums šiandien duodu, apie kitus dievus ir tarnavimą jiems.
De 28:14 And thou shalt not go aside from any of the words which I command thee this day, to the right hand, or to the left, to go after other gods to serve them.
Jon 1:11 Tuomet jie klausė jį: "Kaip turime su tavimi pasielgti, kad jūra nurimtų? " Tuo tarpu jūroje vis labiau šėlo audra.
Jon 1:11 Then said they unto him, What shall we do unto thee, that the sea may be calm unto us? for the sea wrought, and was tempestuous.
Pr 7:2 Pasiimk po septynias poras visų švariųjų gyvulių, patinus ir pateles, o visų nešvariųjų gyvulių ­ po vieną porą, patiną ir patelę,
Ge 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
Ps 71:9 Neatstumk manęs senatvėje; mano jėgoms senkant, nepalik manęs.
Ps 71:9 Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.

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