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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 105:36 Jis sunaikino visus pirmagimius jų žemėje, visas jų jaunystės pirmienas.
Ps 105:36 He smote also all the firstborn in their land, the chief of all their strength.
Ps 119:168 Laikausi tavo įsakų ir pamokymų, nes tu matai mano kelius.
Ps 119:168 I have kept thy precepts and thy testimonies: for all my ways are before thee.
Mk 11:5 Kai kurie iš ten stovinčių klausė: "Ką jūs darote, kam tą asilaitį atrišate? "
Mar 11:5 And certain of them that stood there said unto them, What do ye, loosing the colt?
Gg 4:13 Tu ­ malonumų sodas, kuris želdinagranatmedžius ir geriausius vaisius, henos gėles ir nardo žiedus,
SS 4:13 Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,
Žyd 9:23 Taigi buvo būtina šitaip apvalyti dangiškųjų dalykų atvaizdus, o pačius dangaus dalykus ­ geresnėmis aukomis negu šitos.
He 9:23 It was therefore necessary that the patterns of things in the heavens should be purified with these; but the heavenly things themselves with better sacrifices than these.
Pat 14:14 Suktos širdies žmogus gauna, ką užsitarnauja savo elgesiu, o dosnus žmogus pjauna savo gerus darbus.
Pr 14:14 The backslider in heart shall be filled with his own ways: and a good man shall be satisfied from himself.
Mt 24:23 Jei tada kas nors jums sakytų: ‘Štai čia Mesijas’, ­ arba: ‘Jis tenai! ’ ­ netikėkite.
Mat 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
Iš 39:35 Sandoros Skrynią su kartelėmis ir malonės sostu,
Ex 39:35 The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat,
Rom 3:15 jų kojos eiklios kraują pralieti,
Ro 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Kun 8:10 Tada Mozė, paėmęs patepimo aliejaus, patepė ir pašventino Padangtę ir visa, kas jos viduje.
Le 8:10 And Moses took the anointing oil, and anointed the tabernacle and all that was therein, and sanctified them.
Ps 66:8 Tautos, garbinkite mūsų Dievą, teskamba jo šlovės garsai!
Ps 66:8 O bless our God, ye people, and make the voice of his praise to be heard:
Iš 36:31 Jie padirbo skersinius iš akacijos medžio: penkis ­ vienai Padangtės lentų sienai,
Ex 36:31 And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle,
Lk 11:41 Verčiau duokite žmonėms iš savo vidaus tarsi išmaldą, ir viskas jums bus nesutepta.
Lu 11:41 But rather give alms of such things as ye have; and, behold, all things are clean unto you.
Apd 15:8 Ir Dievas, kuris pažįsta širdis, paliudijo jų naudai, duodamas jiems Šventąją Dvasią kaip ir mums.
Ac 15:8 And God, which knoweth the hearts, bare them witness, giving them the Holy Ghost, even as he did unto us;
Joz 19:13 Iš čia ji vėl suka į rytus ­ saulėtekio link, į Gat Heferą bei Et Kaciną ir, eidama Rimono kryptimi, daro vingį į Nėją.
Jos 19:13 And from thence passeth on along on the east to Gittahhepher, to Ittahkazin, and goeth out to Remmonmethoar to Neah;
Kun 16:7 Paėmęs abu ožius ir pastatęs juos prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę Viešpaties akivaizdoje,
Le 16:7 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Ts 4:4 Lapidoto žmona Debora buvo pranašė. Tuo metu ji buvo Izraelio teisėja.
Judg 4:4 And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time.
Kun 23:3 Šešias dienas bus dirbama, o septinta diena yra visiško poilsio šabas ­ šventoji sueiga. Nedirbsite jokio darbo; tai šabas Viešpačiui visose jūsų gyvenvietėse.
Le 23:3 Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work therein: it is the sabbath of the LORD in all your dwellings.
2Sam 16:13 Dovydas ir jo vyrai ėjo toliau savo keliu, o Šimis ėjo kalvos pakraščiu priešais jį, keikdamas, svaidydamasis akmenimis ir mėtydamasis žemėmis.
2Sa 16:13 And as David and his men went by the way, Shimei went along on the hill's side over against him, and cursed as he went, and threw stones at him, and cast dust.
Rom 6:10 Kad jis numirė, tai numirė nuodėmei kartą visiems laikams, o kad gyvena ­ gyvena Dievui.
Ro 6:10 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God.

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