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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 14:21 Šitame mieste jie skelbė gerąją naujieną ir sulaukė nemaža mokinių. Paskui pasuko atgal į Listrą, Ikonijų ir Antiochiją.
Ac 14:21 And when they had preached the gospel to that city, and had taught many, they returned again to Lystra, and to Iconium, and Antioch,
Jok 5:8 Ir jūs būkite kantrūs, sustiprinkite savo širdis, nes Viešpaties atėjimas arti.
Ja 5:8 Be ye also patient; stablish your hearts: for the coming of the Lord draweth nigh.
Iz 34:13 Užžels jų rūmai brūzgynais, usnimis ir šilojais jų pilys. Kraštas virs šakalų valdomis, taps stručių lindyne.
Isa 34:13 And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, and a court for owls.
Mt 24:11 Atsiras daug netikrų pranašų, kurie daugelį suvedžios.
Mat 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
1Pt 4:10 Patarnaukite vieni kitiems kaip geri daugeriopos Dievo malonės prievaizdai sulig kiekvieno gautąja malone.
1P 4:10 As every man hath received the gift, even so minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God.
Pr 40:8 Šie atsakė: "Sapnavome sapnus, ir nėra kas mudviem juos išaiškintų. " Juozapas tarė jiems: "Dievas tikrai gali išaiškinti! Prašau papasakoti juos man. "
Ge 40:8 And they said unto him, We have dreamed a dream, and there is no interpreter of it. And Joseph said unto them, Do not interpretations belong to God? tell me them, I pray you.
1Kar 3:2 O žmonės vis dar atnašaudavo aukas aukštumų alkuose, nes Viešpaties vardui Namai dar nebuvo pastatyti.
1Ki 3:2 Only the people sacrificed in high places, because there was no house built unto the name of the LORD, until those days.
Job 13:15 Nors jis ir gali mane užmušti, pasitikiu juo; prieš jį ginsiu savo kelius.
Job 13:15 Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him: but I will maintain mine own ways before him.
Jer 29:12 Kai jūs šauksitės manęs, kai ateisite ir kreipsitės į mane malda, aš jus išklausysiu.
Jer 29:12 Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you.
Jer 52:2 Jis darė, kas pikta Viešpaties akyse, kaip buvo daręs Jehojakimas.
Jer 52:2 And he did that which was evil in the eyes of the LORD, according to all that Jehoiakim had done.
Joz 8:29 O Ajo karalių jis paliko pakartą ant medžio ligi vakaro. Saulei leidžiantis, Jozuė įsakė nuleisti jo lavoną nuo medžio ir numesti prie miesto vartų. Ant jo buvo sukrauta didžiulė akmenų krūva, kuri tebėra ten iki šios dienos.
Jos 8:29 And the king of Ai he hanged on a tree until eventide: and as soon as the sun was down, Joshua commanded that they should take his carcase down from the tree, and cast it at the entering of the gate of the city, and raise thereon a great heap of stones, that remaineth unto this day.
Įst 11:19 Mokykite jų savo vaikus, kalbėdami apie juos, kai esi namie ir kai keliauji, kai guliesi ir kai keliesi.
De 11:19 And ye shall teach them your children, speaking of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
1Kar 11:38 Jeigu būsi klusnus visur, kur tau įsakau, eisi mano keliais ir darysi, kas dora mano akyse, laikydamasis mano įstatų ir įsakymų, kaip darė mano tarnas Dovydas, aš būsiu su tavimi, pastatysiu tau tvirtus namus, kaip pastačiau Dovydui, ir atiduosiu tau Izraelį.
1Ki 11:38 And it shall be, if thou wilt hearken unto all that I command thee, and wilt walk in my ways, and do that is right in my sight, to keep my statutes and my commandments, as David my servant did; that I will be with thee, and build thee a sure house, as I built for David, and will give Israel unto thee.
Joz 23:4 Žiūrėkite, paskyriau jums kaip paveldą pagal gimines žemę dar likusių tautų ir žemę tautų, kurias sunaikinau, nuo Jordano iki Didžiosios jūros vakaruose, kur leidžiasi saulė.
Jos 23:4 Behold, I have divided unto you by lot these nations that remain, to be an inheritance for your tribes, from Jordan, with all the nations that I have cut off, even unto the great sea westward.
Rom 12:13 Rūpinkitės šventųjų reikalais, puoselėkite svetingumą.
Ro 12:13 Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality.
Jer 38:23 Ir visos tavo žmonos, ir visi tavo vaikai bus išvaryti pas chaldėjus. Nė tu pats neištrūksi iš jų rankų ir būsi Babilono karaliaus sugautas. O šis miestas bus sunaikintas ugnimi. "
Jer 38:23 So they shall bring out all thy wives and thy children to the Chaldeans: and thou shalt not escape out of their hand, but shalt be taken by the hand of the king of Babylon: and thou shalt cause this city to be burned with fire.
1Kar 18:43 Savo tarnui jis paliepė: "Palypėk ir pasižvalgyk Jūros link. " Palypėjęs tarnas pasižvalgė ir pranešė: "Nieko nėra! " Septynis kartus Elijas liepė: "Vėl nueik! "
1Ki 18:43 And said to his servant, Go up now, look toward the sea. And he went up, and looked, and said, There is nothing. And he said, Go again seven times.
Ez 43:14 nuo pagrindo ant žemės ligi vienos uolekties pločio apatinės briaunos ­ dvi uolektys, o nuo mažosios briaunos ligi vienos uolekties pločio didžiosios briaunos ­ keturios uolektys.
Eze 43:14 And from the bottom upon the ground even to the lower settle shall be two cubits, and the breadth one cubit; and from the lesser settle even to the greater settle shall be four cubits, and the breadth one cubit.
Ez 10:15 Kerubai pakilo. Tai buvo gyvūnai, kuriuos buvau matęs prie Kebaro upės!
Eze 10:15 And the cherubims were lifted up. This is the living creature that I saw by the river of Chebar.
Mt 27:66 Tada jie nuėję paženklino antspaudu akmenį ir pastatė sargybą.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

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