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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Neh 9:31 Nepaisydamas to, iš savo didelio gailestingumojų nesunaikinai ir nepalikai, nes esi maloningas ir gailestingas Dievas.
Ne 9:31 Nevertheless for thy great mercies' sake thou didst not utterly consume them, nor forsake them; for thou art a gracious and merciful God.
Pr 31:29 Aš turiu galios jums visiems žalos padaryti, bet tavo tėvo Dievas vakar naktį man pasakė: ‘Saugokis, negrasink Jokūbui! ’
Ge 31:29 It is in the power of my hand to do you hurt: but the God of your father spake unto me yesternight, saying, Take thou heed that thou speak not to Jacob either good or bad.
Apd 23:1 Skvarbiu žvilgsniu permetęs tarybą, Paulius prabilo: "Vyrai, broliai! Iki šios dienos aš elgiausi Dievo akivaizdoje visiškai gryna sąžine. "
Ac 23:1 And Paul, earnestly beholding the council, said, Men and brethren, I have lived in all good conscience before God until this day.
Iz 37:34 Keliu, kuriuo atėjo, išsinešdins, neįsiveržęs į šį miestą. Tai Viešpaties žodis!
Isa 37:34 By the way that he came, by the same shall he return, and shall not come into this city, saith the LORD.
2Sam 20:11 O vienas Joabo vyrų, atsistojęs prie Amasos lavono, sušuko: "Kas palankus Joabui ir kas už Dovydą, teseka Joabą! "
2Sa 20:11 And one of Joab's men stood by him, and said, He that favoureth Joab, and he that is for David, let him go after Joab.
Am 6:9 Jei dešimt žmonių išliktų vienuose namuose, jie mirs.
Am 6:9 And it shall come to pass, if there remain ten men in one house, that they shall die.
Joz 9:25 Kaip matai, dabar esame tavo rankose. Kas gera ir teisu tavo akyse daryti su mumis, tai ir daryk! "
Jos 9:25 And now, behold, we are in thine hand: as it seemeth good and right unto thee to do unto us, do.
Iš 21:25 nudeginimą už nudeginimą, žaizdą už žaizdą, mėlynę už mėlynę.
Ex 21:25 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Job 20:25 Iš jo nugaros kyšo strėlė, blizgantis strėlės smaigalys pervėrė tulžį. Apims jį siaubas,
Job 20:25 It is drawn, and cometh out of the body; yea, the glittering sword cometh out of his gall: terrors are upon him.
Ps 126:4 Viešpatie, išlaisvink mus įkalintus, kaip srautus Negebo sausvagėse.
Ps 126:4 Turn again our captivity, O LORD, as the streams in the south.
Kun 19:11 Nevogsite, nesielgsite apgaulingai ir vieni kitiems nemeluosite.
Le 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.
Mt 10:20 Tada jau nebe jūs kalbėsite, o jūsų Tėvo Dvasia kalbės jūsų lūpomis.
Mat 10:20 For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.
Pr 40:7 Buvusius su juo šeimininko kalėjime faraono pareigūnus jis pradėjo klausinėti: "Kodėl gi šiandien tokie liūdni jūsų veidai? "
Ge 40:7 And he asked Pharaoh's officers that were with him in the ward of his lord's house, saying, Wherefore look ye so sadly to day?
Ez 48:4 Prie Naftalio žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Manasas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:4 And by the border of Naphtali, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Manasseh.
Ps 77:20 Tu vedei savo tautą lyg kaimenęMozės ir Aarono rankomis.
Ps 77:20 Thou leddest thy people like a flock by the hand of Moses and Aaron.
Kun 15:18 Jei vyras guli su moterimi ir patiria sėklos išsiliejimą, jiedu abu turi išsimaudyti vandenyje ir liks nešvarūs ligi vakaro.
Le 15:18 The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.
Įst 9:9 Užkopęs ant kalno paimti akmens plokščių, plokščių Sandoros, kurią Viešpats sudarė su jumis, išbuvau ant kalno keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų, nevalgydamas duonos ir negerdamas vandens.
De 9:9 When I was gone up into the mount to receive the tables of stone, even the tables of the covenant which the LORD made with you, then I abode in the mount forty days and forty nights, I neither did eat bread nor drink water:
Kun 16:6 Aaronas atnašaus savo paties jautį kaip auką už nuodėmę ir atliks permaldavimą už save ir savo namus.
Le 16:6 And Aaron shall offer his bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and make an atonement for himself, and for his house.
Jer 32:1 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis dešimtais Judo karaliaus Zedekijo metais, kurie buvo aštuoniolikti Nebukadnecaro metai.
Jer 32:1 The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD in the tenth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, which was the eighteenth year of Nebuchadrezzar.
1Krn 15:7 iš Geršomo sūnų ­ jų didžiūną Joelį su šimtu trisdešimt giminaičių;
1Ch 15:7 Of the sons of Gershom; Joel the chief and his brethren an hundred and thirty:

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