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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 10:12 Samdinys, ne ganytojas, kuriam avys ne savos, pamatęs sėlinantį vilką, palieka avis ir pabėga, o vilkas puola jas ir išvaiko.
Jo 10:12 But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep.
Lk 10:17 Septyniasdešimt du sugrįžo ir su džiaugsmu kalbėjo: "Viešpatie, mums paklūsta net demonai dėl tavo vardo. "
Lu 10:17 And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, Lord, even the devils are subject unto us through thy name.
Neh 12:40 Taip abu padėkos giesmių būriai sustojo Dievo Namuose. Ir aš, ir pusė pareigūnų su manimi,
Ne 12:40 So stood the two companies of them that gave thanks in the house of God, and I, and the half of the rulers with me:
Ts 19:29 Pasiekęs namus, jis susirado peilį ir, paėmęs sugulovę, supjaustė ją, sąnarys po sąnario, į dvyliką dalių ir išsiuntinėjo jas po visą Izraelio žemę.
Judg 19:29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
Job 29:16 Beturčiui buvau tėvas, nepažįstamo žmogaus teises gyniau teisme.
Job 29:16 I was a father to the poor: and the cause which I knew not I searched out.
Iš 15:9 Priešas sakė: ‘Vysiuosi ir pasivysiu, pasidalysiu grobį, pasisotinsiu. Išsitrauksiu kalaviją, mano ranka juos sunaikins. ’
Ex 15:9 The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw my sword, my hand shall destroy them.
Jn 16:9 Dėl nuodėmės, kadangi netiki manimi.
Jo 16:9 Of sin, because they believe not on me;
3Jn 1:5 Mielasis, tu ištikimai elgiesi, pagelbėdamas broliams, ypač atvykstantiems iš kitur.
3J 1:5 Beloved, thou doest faithfully whatsoever thou doest to the brethren, and to strangers;
Apr 2:24 O kitiems tiatyriečiams, kurie nesilaiko ano mokslo, kurie sakosi nepažinę vadinamųjų šėtono gelmių, aš sakau: neužkrausiu jums kitokios naštos,
Re 2:24 But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden.
1Kar 6:21 Saliamonas išklojo Namų vidų grynu auksu, įdėjo aukso grandines į Šventyklos vidines duris. Jis aptraukė vidinę šventyklą auksu.
1Ki 6:21 So Solomon overlaid the house within with pure gold: and he made a partition by the chains of gold before the oracle; and he overlaid it with gold.
Ps 52:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo maskilas , Doegui Edomitui nuėjus ir pranešus Sauliui: "Dovydas atėjo į Ahimelecho namus. " Kodėl didžiuojiesi, negarbingas galiūne, savo nedoru darbu? Ištikimoji Dievo meilė amžina!
Ps 52:1 Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God endureth continually.
Sk 27:14 nes judu priešinotės mano žodžiui Cino dykumoje, kai bendrija maištavo. Judu nepatvirtinote mano šventumo jų akyse prie vandens. " (Tai Meribat Kadešo vanduo Cino dykumoje. )
Nu 27:14 For ye rebelled against my commandment in the desert of Zin, in the strife of the congregation, to sanctify me at the water before their eyes: that is the water of Meribah in Kadesh in the wilderness of Zin.
Pr 7:4 Juk už septyneto dienų siųsiu žemėn lietų keturiasdešimt dienų bei keturiasdešimt naktų ir visus gyvūnus, kuriuos padariau, nušluosiu nuo žemės paviršiaus. "
Ge 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
Iš 16:34 Aaronas vėliau padėjo jį priešais Sandorą, kad būtų laikomas, kaip Mozei įsakė Viešpats.
Ex 16:34 As the LORD commanded Moses, so Aaron laid it up before the Testimony, to be kept.
Pat 2:10 nes išmintis ateis į tavo širdį, ir pažinimas džiugins tave.
Pr 2:10 When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
Mt 10:4 Simonas Kananietis ir Judas Iskarijotas, kuris ir išdavė jį.
Mat 10:4 Simon the Canaanite, and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed him.
1Kar 1:13 Tučtuojau eik pas karalių Dovydą ir sakyk: ‘Mano viešpatie karaliau, argi neprisiekei savo tarnaitei, tardamas: "Po manęs tavo sūnus Saliamonas bus karaliumi, jis sėdės mano soste"? Tad kodėl Adonijas tapo karaliumi? ’
1Ki 1:13 Go and get thee in unto king David, and say unto him, Didst not thou, my lord, O king, swear unto thine handmaid, saying, Assuredly Solomon thy son shall reign after me, and he shall sit upon my throne? why then doth Adonijah reign?
Job 2:8 Sėdėdamas pelenuose, jis gramdėsi šuke.
Job 2:8 And he took him a potsherd to scrape himself withal; and he sat down among the ashes.
Žyd 2:10 Tasai, kuriam ir iš kurio yra visata, norėjo daugybę savo vaikų nuvesti į garbę. Todėl jam derėjo kentėjimais ištobulinti jų išganymo vadovą.
He 2:10 For it became him, for whom are all things, and by whom are all things, in bringing many sons unto glory, to make the captain of their salvation perfect through sufferings.
2Sam 17:10 Tuomet net narsus karys, kurio širdis tarsi liūto, nutirps iš baimės, nes visas Izraelis žino, kad tavo tėvas galiūnas, o su juo esantys kariai ­ narsūs vyrai.
2Sa 17:10 And he also that is valiant, whose heart is as the heart of a lion, shall utterly melt: for all Israel knoweth that thy father is a mighty man, and they which be with him are valiant men.

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