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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 27:10 Tu nuneši jį tėvui pavalgyti, idant palaimintų tave prieš mirdamas. "
Ge 27:10 And thou shalt bring it to thy father, that he may eat, and that he may bless thee before his death.
2Kar 12:8 Kunigai sutiko daugiau nebeimti pinigų iš žmonių ir nebūti atsakingi už Namų taisymą.
2Ki 12:8 And the priests consented to receive no more money of the people, neither to repair the breaches of the house.
Sk 24:5 Kokios puikios tavo palapinės, Jokūbai, tavo buveinės, Izraeli!
Nu 24:5 How goodly are thy tents, O Jacob, and thy tabernacles, O Israel!
2Krn 13:10 O mums Viešpats yra mūsų Dievas, mes jo nepalikome. Kunigai, kurie yra Aarono sūnūs, tarnauja Viešpačiui, ir levitai atlieka savo tarnybą.
2Ch 13:10 But as for us, the LORD is our God, and we have not forsaken him; and the priests, which minister unto the LORD, are the sons of Aaron, and the Levites wait upon their business:
Ef 6:6 ne dėl akių tarnaudami, lyg žmonėms patikti norėdami, bet kaip Kristaus vergai, iš širdies vykdantys Dievo valią.
Ep 6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
1Kar 10:17 Jis padarė ir tris šimtus priedangos skydų iš kalstyto aukso; į kiekvieną priedangos skydą suėjo trys minos. Karalius padėjo juos Libano miško rūmuose.
1Ki 10:17 And he made three hundred shields of beaten gold; three pound of gold went to one shield: and the king put them in the house of the forest of Lebanon.
Lk 5:30 Fariziejai ir jų Rašto aiškintojai murmėjo ir prikaišiojo jo mokiniams: "Kam jūs valgote ir geriate su muitininkais ir nusidėjėliais? "
Lu 5:30 But their scribes and Pharisees murmured against his disciples, saying, Why do ye eat and drink with publicans and sinners?
Ps 119:134 Atpirk mane nuo žmonių, kurie mane engia, kad laikyčiausi tavo įsakų.
Ps 119:134 Deliver me from the oppression of man: so will I keep thy precepts.
Apd 25:25 Bet aš nustačiau, kad jis nėra padaręs nieko, kas būtų baustina mirtimi. Jam šaukiantis Augusto, nusprendžiau jį ten pasiųsti,
Ac 25:25 But when I found that he had committed nothing worthy of death, and that he himself hath appealed to Augustus, I have determined to send him.
1Tes 4:7 Dievas mus pašaukė ne susitepimui, bet šventėjimui.
1Th 4:7 For God hath not called us unto uncleanness, but unto holiness.
Ts 8:20 Jis paliepė savo pirmagimiam sūnui Jeterui: "Eik ir užmušk juos! " Bet vaikinas kardo iš makšties netraukė, nes buvo bailus. Mat buvo dar vaikas.
Judg 8:20 And he said unto Jether his firstborn, Up, and slay them. But the youth drew not his sword: for he feared, because he was yet a youth.
Jn 19:35 Regėjusis tai paliudijo, ir jo liudijimas teisingas; jis žino sakąs tiesą, kad ir jūs tikėtumėte.
Jo 19:35 And he that saw it bare record, and his record is true: and he knoweth that he saith true, that ye might believe.
2Kor 11:27 Man teko daug triūsti ir vargti, dažnai budėti naktimis, badauti ir trokšti, dažnai pasninkauti, dažnai kęsti šaltį ir nuogumą.
2C 11:27 In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness.
1Krn 15:23 Berechija ir Elkana turėjo būti vartininkai prie Skrynios.
1Ch 15:23 And Berechiah and Elkanah were doorkeepers for the ark.
Mt 7:18 Geras medis negali duoti blogų vaisių, o netikęs ­ gerų.
Mat 7:18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Žyd 13:19 Itin prašau melsti, kad būčiau greičiau jums sugrąžintas.
He 13:19 But I beseech you the rather to do this, that I may be restored to you the sooner.
2Tim 2:3 Kęsk vargus kartu su manimi kaip geras Kristaus Jėzaus karys.
2Ti 2:3 Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.
Jer 28:3 Dar dveji metai, ir sugrąžinsiu į šią vietą visus Viešpaties Namų rykus, kuriuos Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras paėmė iš šios vietos ir išgabeno į Babiloną.
Jer 28:3 Within two full years will I bring again into this place all the vessels of the LORD's house, that Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon took away from this place, and carried them to Babylon:
Jer 6:29 Dumplės šniokščia, šviną suryja ugnis. Veltui valytojas valė; nedorieji nebuvo atskirti.
Jer 6:29 The bellows are burned, the lead is consumed of the fire; the founder melteth in vain: for the wicked are not plucked away.
Kun 25:6 Tačiau ką žemė išaugina per savo šabą, jūs galite valgyti ­ tu, tavo vergai ir vergės, tavo samdiniai ir įnamiai.
Le 25:6 And the sabbath of the land shall be meat for you; for thee, and for thy servant, and for thy maid, and for thy hired servant, and for thy stranger that sojourneth with thee.

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