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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 12:10 Daugelis bus išgryninti, padaryti švarūs ir išmėginti ugnyje, tačiau nedorėliai ir toliau nedorai elgsis. Nė vienas nedorėlių to nesupras, o išmintingieji supras.
Da 12:10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
Įst 17:2 Jei pas tave, vienoje gyvenviečių, kurias tau duoda Viešpats, būtų rasta vyras ar moteris, kurie daro pikta Viešpaties, tavo Dievo, akyse ir nusižengia jo Sandorai,
De 17:2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
Mk 1:28 Gandas apie jį greitai pasklido po visą Galilėjos šalį.
Mar 1:28 And immediately his fame spread abroad throughout all the region round about Galilee.
Mk 13:18 Melskite, kad tai neatsitiktų žiemą!
Mar 13:18 And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter.
Jer 16:14 Tačiau štai ateina dienos, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kai nebebus sakoma: ‘Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuris išvedė izraelitus iš Egipto žemės! ’ ­
Jer 16:14 Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that it shall no more be said, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt;
Dan 2:14 Tuomet Danielius sumaniai ir atsargiai kreipėsi į karaliaus sargybos vadą Arjochą, išėjusį žudyti Babilono išminčių.
Da 2:14 Then Daniel answered with counsel and wisdom to Arioch the captain of the king's guard, which was gone forth to slay the wise men of Babylon:
1Kor 11:26 Taigi, kada tik valgote šitą duoną ir geriate iš šitos taurės, jūs skelbiate Viešpaties mirtį, kol jis ateis.
1C 11:26 For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come.
Pr 42:29 Parėję į Kanaano kraštą pas savo tėvą Jokūbą, jie papasakojo jam visa, kas buvo atsitikę, sakydami:
Ge 42:29 And they came unto Jacob their father unto the land of Canaan, and told him all that befell unto them; saying,
2Sam 19:29 Karalius jam atsakė: "Kam gi kalbėti daugiau apie tavo reikalus? Aš nusprendžiau: tu ir Ciba pasidalysite nuosavybę. " ­
2Sa 19:29 And the king said unto him, Why speakest thou any more of thy matters? I have said, Thou and Ziba divide the land.
Neh 10:39 Izraelitai ir levitai javų, vyno ir aliejaus dovanas turi sunešti į sandėlius. Ten yra šventovės reikmenys, ten yra kunigai, einantys tarnybą, vartininkai ir giesmininkai. Mes nepaliksime daugiau Dievo Namų. "
Ne 10:39 For the children of Israel and the children of Levi shall bring the offering of the corn, of the new wine, and the oil, unto the chambers, where are the vessels of the sanctuary, and the priests that minister, and the porters, and the singers: and we will not forsake the house of our God.
2Kor 2:10 O kam jūs dovanojate, tam dovanoju ir aš, nes, jei kam dovanojau, tai padariau dėl jūsų Kristaus akivaizdoje,
2C 2:10 To whom ye forgive any thing, I forgive also: for if I forgave any thing, to whom I forgave it, for your sakes forgave I it in the person of Christ;
Mt 22:13 Tuomet karalius paliepė tarnams: ‘Suriškite jam rankas ir kojas ir išmeskite jį laukan į tamsybes. Ten bus verksmas ir dantų griežimas. ’
Mat 22:13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Mt 5:10 Palaiminti persekiojami dėl teisumo; jų yra dangaus karalystė.
Mat 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Sk 20:7 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 20:7 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Kun 3:8 ir uždės ranką atnašai ant galvos. Ji bus papjauta priešais Susitikimo Palapinę, o Aarono sūnūs išlies jos kraują ant visų aukuro šonų.
Le 3:8 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and kill it before the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron's sons shall sprinkle the blood thereof round about upon the altar.
Pr 49:6 Tenedalyvauja mano siela jų taryboje, tenebūna įtraukta mano garbė į jų bendrystę, nes kai jie įniršta, žudo vyrus, ir kai jiems malonu, luošina jaučius.
Ge 49:6 O my soul, come not thou into their secret; unto their assembly, mine honour, be not thou united: for in their anger they slew a man, and in their selfwill they digged down a wall.
2Kar 19:1 Tai išgirdęs, karalius Ezekijas persiplėšė drabužius, apsivilko ašutine ir nuėjo į Viešpaties Namus.
2Ki 19:1 And it came to pass, when king Hezekiah heard it, that he rent his clothes, and covered himself with sackcloth, and went into the house of the LORD.
Apd 19:29 Sąmyšis apėmė visą miestą, ir visi kaip vienas pasileido bėgti į teatrą, pasigriebę Pauliaus palydovus, makedoniečius Gajų ir Aristarchą.
Ac 19:29 And the whole city was filled with confusion: and having caught Gaius and Aristarchus, men of Macedonia, Paul's companions in travel, they rushed with one accord into the theatre.
Ez 37:13 Jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats, kai atversiu jūsų kapus ir prikelsiu jus iš jūsų kapų, mano tauta!
Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves,
Jer 23:22 Jei jie būtų dalyvavę mano taryboje, tai būtų galėję skelbti mano tautai mano žodžius, būtų grąžinę juos iš nedoro kelio, nuo jų nedorų darbų.
Jer 23:22 But if they had stood in my counsel, and had caused my people to hear my words, then they should have turned them from their evil way, and from the evil of their doings.

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