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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 13:24 Moteris pagimdė sūnų ir pavadino jį Samsonu. Berniukas užaugo, ir Viešpats jį laimino.
Judg 13:24 And the woman bare a son, and called his name Samson: and the child grew, and the LORD blessed him.
Ezd 4:10 ir kitos tautos, kurias didysis ir kilnusis Asnaparas ištrėmė ir apgyvendino Samarijos miestuose ir kitose Užupio srities dalyse, parašė. "
Ezr 4:10 And the rest of the nations whom the great and noble Asnapper brought over, and set in the cities of Samaria, and the rest that are on this side the river, and at such a time.
2Sam 16:20 Tada Abšalomas tarė Ahitofeliui: "Apsvarstykite, ką mums daryti? "
2Sa 16:20 Then said Absalom to Ahithophel, Give counsel among you what we shall do.
Job 18:2 "Kiek ilgai tu ieškosi žodžių? Leisk pailsėti liežuviui, ir tada mes kalbėsime.
Job 18:2 How long will it be ere ye make an end of words? mark, and afterwards we will speak.
Iš 25:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei:
Ex 25:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Iz 29:24 Tuomet klaidžiojantiems dvasia grįš išmanymas, murmantieji leisis pamokomi.
Isa 29:24 They also that erred in spirit shall come to understanding, and they that murmured shall learn doctrine.
Kun 20:9 Kas keiktų savo tėvą ar motiną, bus nubaustas mirtimi; kadangi keikė savo tėvą ar motiną, jis užsitraukė kraujo kaltę.
Le 20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
Ps 96:5 Juk visi tautų dievai tik stabai, o Viešpats sukūrė dangų.
Ps 96:5 For all the gods of the nations are idols: but the LORD made the heavens.
Sk 8:15 Paskui levitai gali įeiti atlikti tarnybą Susitikimo Palapinėje. Tu juos apvalei ir paaukojai kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą,
Nu 8:15 And after that shall the Levites go in to do the service of the tabernacle of the congregation: and thou shalt cleanse them, and offer them for an offering.
Jer 51:55 Ak, niokoja Viešpats Babiloną, tildo jo siaubingą ūžesį! Šniokščia jo bangos kaip galingi vandenys, aidi jų siautėjantis ūžesys,
Jer 51:55 Because the LORD hath spoiled Babylon, and destroyed out of her the great voice; when her waves do roar like great waters, a noise of their voice is uttered:
Įst 20:17 Sunaikinsi juos ­ hetitus ir amoritus, kanaaniečius ir perizus, hivus ir jebusiečius, kaip Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra tau įsakęs,
De 20:17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee:
Mt 13:18 O jūs dabar pasiklausykite palyginimo apie sėjėją.
Mat 13:18 Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower.
Pat 28:18 Kas dorai elgiasi, tas saugus, o kas eina kreivais keliais, tas įpuola į kapą.
Pr 28:18 Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once.
Neh 9:33 Tu buvai teisus dėl viso, kas mus ištiko, nes elgeisi ištikimai, o mes elgėmės nedorai.
Ne 9:33 Howbeit thou art just in all that is brought upon us; for thou hast done right, but we have done wickedly:
Apd 22:16 Tad ko lauki? Kelkis, priimk krikštą ir nusiplauk nuodėmes, šaukdamasis jo vardo! ’
Ac 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.
1Sam 19:10 Saulius bandė prismeigti ietimi Dovydą prie sienos, bet Dovydas išvengė Sauliaus smūgio, ir ietis įsmigo į sieną. Dovydas ištrūko ir tą naktį išsigelbėjo.
1Sa 19:10 And Saul sought to smite David even to the wall with the javelin: but he slipped away out of Saul's presence, and he smote the javelin into the wall: and David fled, and escaped that night.
1Kor 1:5 nes per jį praturtėjote visu kuo ­ visokiu žodžiu ir pažinimu, ­
1C 1:5 That in every thing ye are enriched by him, in all utterance, and in all knowledge;
Ps 146:5 Laimingas žmogus, kurio pagalba ­ Jokūbo Dievas, o viltis ­ Viešpats, jo Dievas,
Ps 146:5 Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope is in the LORD his God:
Joz 15:46 nuo Ekrono į vakarus visi miestai Ašdodo apylinkėje su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis ­
Jos 15:46 From Ekron even unto the sea, all that lay near Ashdod, with their villages:
Ps 78:49 Jis ištiko juos savo degančiu įniršiu, pykčiu, apmaudu ir nelaime ­žūties nešėjų būriu.
Ps 78:49 He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them.

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