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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ts 19:11 Kadangi buvo netoli Jeruzalės, ir diena ėjo vakarop, palydovas šeimininkui tarė: "Užsukime į šį jebusiečių miestą ir pernakvokime. "
Judg 19:11 And when they were by Jebus, the day was far spent; and the servant said unto his master, Come, I pray thee, and let us turn in into this city of the Jebusites, and lodge in it.
Pat 2:22 Juk dorieji gyvens žemėje, o klastingieji bus iš jos išrauti.
Pr 2:22 But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it.
Ps 115:16 Dangūs ­ Viešpaties dangūs, bet žemę jis davė žmogui.
Ps 115:16 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD's: but the earth hath he given to the children of men.
Dan 5:12 dėl to, kad nepaprasta dvasia, pažinimas ir supratimas aiškinti sapnus, įminti mįsles, išspręsti sunkius klausimus reiškėsi tam Danieliui, karaliaus pramintam Beltšacaru. Tebūna dabar pašauktas Danielius; jis tau paaiškins. "
Da 5:12 Forasmuch as an excellent spirit, and knowledge, and understanding, interpreting of dreams, and shewing of hard sentences, and dissolving of doubts, were found in the same Daniel, whom the king named Belteshazzar: now let Daniel be called, and he will shew the interpretation.
Ts 1:4 Judo giminės žmonėms pradėjus žygį, Viešpats atidavė kanaaniečius ir perizus jiems į rankas, ir jie nugalėjo prie Bezeko dešimt tūkstančių vyrų!
Judg 1:4 And Judah went up; and the LORD delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites into their hand: and they slew of them in Bezek ten thousand men.
2Krn 11:5 Rehabeamas gyveno Jeruzalėje ir statė miestus Judo gynybai.
2Ch 11:5 And Rehoboam dwelt in Jerusalem, and built cities for defence in Judah.
Jok 1:1 Jokūbas, Dievo ir Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus tarnas, siunčia sveikinimus dvylikai giminių išeivijoje.
Ja 1:1 James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting.
Mk 15:32 Mesijas, Izraelio karalius, tegu dabar nužengia nuo kryžiaus, kad pamatytume ir įtikėtume. " Jį plūdo ir kartu nukryžiuotieji.
Mar 15:32 Let Christ the King of Israel descend now from the cross, that we may see and believe. And they that were crucified with him reviled him.
1Tes 2:19 Kas gi yra mūsų viltis, džiaugsmas ir pasididžiavimo vainikas prieš mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų, kai jis ateis, jeigu ne jūs? !
1Th 2:19 For what is our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? Are not even ye in the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ at his coming?
1Krn 2:34 Šešanas sūnų neturėjo, tik dukteris. Bet Šešanas turėjo egiptietį vergą, vardu Jarhą.
1Ch 2:34 Now Sheshan had no sons, but daughters. And Sheshan had a servant, an Egyptian, whose name was Jarha.
Pr 44:16 O Judas atsakė: "Ką mums besakyti savo viešpačiui? Ko begalime maldauti? Kaip begalime įrodyti savo nekaltumą? Pats Dievas atidengė savo tarnų nusikaltimą! Štai tad esame mūsų viešpaties vergai ­ mes ir tas, pas kurį buvo rasta taurė. "
Ge 44:16 And Judah said, What shall we say unto my lord? what shall we speak? or how shall we clear ourselves? God hath found out the iniquity of thy servants: behold, we are my lord's servants, both we, and he also with whom the cup is found.
Pr 38:27 Atėjus gimdymo metui, pasirodė, kad jos įsčiose buvo dvynukai!
Ge 38:27 And it came to pass in the time of her travail, that, behold, twins were in her womb.
1Sam 17:9 Jei jis mane nugalės ir užmuš, mes tapsime jūsų vergais, bet jei aš nugalėsiu ir jį užmušiu, jūs būsite mūsų vergai ir mums tarnausite.
1Sa 17:9 If he be able to fight with me, and to kill me, then will we be your servants: but if I prevail against him, and kill him, then shall ye be our servants, and serve us.
Ps 24:4 Tas, kurio rankos nekaltos ir širdis tyra, kuris netrokšta tuštybiųir apgaulingai neprisiekinėja artimui.
Ps 24:4 He that hath clean hands, and a pure heart; who hath not lifted up his soul unto vanity, nor sworn deceitfully.
Mt 5:10 Palaiminti persekiojami dėl teisumo; jų yra dangaus karalystė.
Mat 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
2Kar 4:7 Nuėjusi papasakojo Dievo vyrui, ir jis tarė: "Eik, parduok aliejų ir apmokėk skolas. O iš to, kas liks, tu ir tavo vaikai galite gyventi. "
2Ki 4:7 Then she came and told the man of God. And he said, Go, sell the oil, and pay thy debt, and live thou and thy children of the rest.
Jn 4:49 O valdininkas prašė: "Viešpatie, ateik, kol mano vaikas dar nenumirė. "
Jo 4:49 The nobleman saith unto him, Sir, come down ere my child die.
Ez 3:26 Padarysiu, kad tavo liežuvis taip priliptų prie gomurio, kad būsi nebylys, bejėgis juos perspėti, nes tai maištingi namai.
Eze 3:26 And I will make thy tongue cleave to the roof of thy mouth, that thou shalt be dumb, and shalt not be to them a reprover: for they are a rebellious house.
Mt 12:31 Sakau jums: kiekviena nuodėmė ir piktžodžiavimas bus žmonėms atleisti, bet piktžodžiavimas Dvasiai nebus atleistas.
Mat 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
Žyd 7:27 Jam nereikia, kaip kitiems vyriausiesiems kunigams, kasdien atnašauti aukas pirma už savo nuodėmes, paskui už tautos, nes jis tai atliko vieną kartą visiems laikams, paaukodamas pats save.
He 7:27 Who needeth not daily, as those high priests, to offer up sacrifice, first for his own sins, and then for the people's: for this he did once, when he offered up himself.

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