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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 17:39 Dovydas virš drabužių prisijuosė jo kalaviją. Jis bandė eiti, bet veltui, nes nebuvo prie jų įpratęs. Dovydas tarė Sauliui: "Negaliu su jais paeiti, nes nesu pratęs. " Tad jis nusivilko,
1Sa 17:39 And David girded his sword upon his armour, and he assayed to go; for he had not proved it. And David said unto Saul, I cannot go with these; for I have not proved them. And David put them off him.
Pr 28:21 idant sugrįžčiau ramybėje vėl į tėvo namus, tai Viešpats bus mano Dievas,
Ge 28:21 So that I come again to my father's house in peace; then shall the LORD be my God:
Mt 4:10 Tada Jėzus atsako: "Eik šalin, šėtone! Juk parašyta: Viešpatį, savo Dievą, tegarbinkir jam vienam tetarnauk! "
Mat 4:10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Ts 6:35 Jis išsiuntė pasiuntinius į visą Manasą, ir jie susitelkė jį sekti. Tada jis siuntė pasiuntinius ir į Ašerą, Zabuloną bei Naftalį, ir jie atėjo jų pasitikti.
Judg 6:35 And he sent messengers throughout all Manasseh; who also was gathered after him: and he sent messengers unto Asher, and unto Zebulun, and unto Naphtali; and they came up to meet them.
Sk 15:37 Viešpats tarė Mozei:
Nu 15:37 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Pr 5:14 Taigi iš viso Kenanas gyveno devynis šimtus dešimt metų. Po to jis mirė.
Ge 5:14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.
Jer 38:26 atsakyk jiems: ‘Maldavau karalių, kad nebesiųstų manęs atgal į Jehonatano namus numirti. ’"
Jer 38:26 Then thou shalt say unto them, I presented my supplication before the king, that he would not cause me to return to Jonathan's house, to die there.
Neh 6:9 Mat visi jie norėjo mus išgąsdinti, manydami: "Jie nuleis rankas ir darbas nebus užbaigtas. " O dabar, Dieve, sustiprink mano rankas!
Ne 6:9 For they all made us afraid, saying, Their hands shall be weakened from the work, that it be not done. Now therefore, O God, strengthen my hands.
Iz 3:9 Pats jų pasipūtimas juos pasmerkia, jie didžiuojasi savo nuodėmėmis kaip Sodomair neslepia jų. Vargas jiems! Jie patys užsitraukia nelaimę.
Isa 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Ezd 7:16 taip pat visą sidabrą bei auksą, gautą iš Babilono srities, drauge su žmonių ir kunigų geros valios atnašomis, noriai duotomis jų Dievo Namams, esantiems Jeruzalėje.
Ezr 7:16 And all the silver and gold that thou canst find in all the province of Babylon, with the freewill offering of the people, and of the priests, offering willingly for the house of their God which is in Jerusalem:
Jn 3:23 Taip pat ir Jonas krikštijo Enone, netoli Salimo, nes ten buvo daug vandens ir žmonės ten rinkdavosi krikštytis.
Jo 3:23 And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.
Iz 60:19 Tau dienos šviesa nebebus saulėnei naktį nebešvies mėnulis, bet Viešpats bus tau amžina šviesa, tavo Dievas ­ tavo spindesys.
Isa 60:19 The sun shall be no more thy light by day; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God thy glory.
Oz 9:3 Jie nebegyvens Viešpaties krašte; Efraimas turės sugrįžti į Egiptą, o Asirijoje jie valgys nešvarų maistą.
Ho 9:3 They shall not dwell in the LORD's land; but Ephraim shall return to Egypt, and they shall eat unclean things in Assyria.
Dan 4:4 Aš, Nebukadnecaras, patogiai įsitaisęs savo namuose ir jausdamasis laimingas savo rūmuose,
Da 4:4 I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
Ezd 2:7 Elamo palikuonių tūkstantis du šimtai penkiasdešimt keturi,
Ezr 2:7 The children of Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty and four.
Iz 10:27 Tą dieną jo našta bus nuimta nuo tavo pečių, jo jungas ­ nuo tavo sprando.
Isa 10:27 And it shall come to pass in that day, that his burden shall be taken away from off thy shoulder, and his yoke from off thy neck, and the yoke shall be destroyed because of the anointing.
Ps 37:36 Vėl ėjau pro šalįir, tikėk manimi, jo ten nebebuvo. Ieškojau, bet neberadau.
Ps 37:36 Yet he passed away, and, lo, he was not: yea, I sought him, but he could not be found.
1Krn 16:29 Teikite Viešpačiui jo vardo garbę, imkite atnašą ir eikite pas jį, garbinkite Viešpatį šventą ir didį!
1Ch 16:29 Give unto the LORD the glory due unto his name: bring an offering, and come before him: worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness.
Jn 6:19 Nusiyrę nuo kranto dvidešimt penkis ar trisdešimt stadijų, jie pamato Jėzų, einantį ežero paviršiumi ir besiartinantį prie valties. Jie išsigando.
Jo 6:19 So when they had rowed about five and twenty or thirty furlongs, they see Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid.
Ez 36:25 Nuplausiu jus tyru vandeniu, bus nuvalyti visi jūsų nešvarumai, visi jūsų stabai bus pašalinti.
Eze 36:25 Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols, will I cleanse you.

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