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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 29:38 Štai ką atnašausi ant aukuro: nuolatos po du mitulius avinėlius kasdien.
Ex 29:38 Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two lambs of the first year day by day continually.
Lk 1:1 Daugelis jau yra mėginę išdėstyti raštu pasakojimą apie buvusius pas mus įvykius,
Lu 1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us,
1Pt 2:21 Juk jūs tam pašaukti, nesir Kristus kentėjo už jus, palikdamas jums pavyzdį, kad eitumėte jo pėdomis.
1P 2:21 For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps:
Mt 5:48 Taigi būkite tokie tobuli, kaip jūsų dangiškasis Tėvas yra tobulas.
Mat 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
Ps 124:8 Mūsų pagalba varge ­ Viešpats, kuris sukūrė dangų ir žemę.
Ps 124:8 Our help is in the name of the LORD, who made heaven and earth.
Ef 4:12 idant aprūpintų šventuosius tarnystės darbui, Kristaus Kūno ugdymui,
Ep 4:12 For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ:
Iz 8:12 "Nevadinkite suokalbiu viso to, ką ši tauta vadina suokalbiu; nebijokite to, ko ji bijo, ir nenuogąstaukite.
Isa 8:12 Say ye not, A confederacy, to all them to whom this people shall say, A confederacy; neither fear ye their fear, nor be afraid.
Iš 39:2 Efodą padarė iš aukso ir plonos suktinių siūlų drobės, puoštos mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonais siūlais.
Ex 39:2 And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen.
Lk 2:19 Marija dėmėjosi visus šiuos dalykus ir svarstė juos savo širdyje.
Lu 2:19 But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart.
Jer 30:3 Štai ateina dienos, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kai aš sugrąžinsiu savo tautą Izraelį ir Judą, ­ sako Viešpats, ­ sugrąžinsiu juos į kraštą, kurį daviau jų tėvams. Jie paveldės jį. "
Jer 30:3 For, lo, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will bring again the captivity of my people Israel and Judah, saith the LORD: and I will cause them to return to the land that I gave to their fathers, and they shall possess it.
Iš 14:3 Faraonas tuomet pamanys apie izraelitus: ‘Jie klajoja be tikslo po kraštą. Dykuma jų nepaleidžia. ’
Ex 14:3 For Pharaoh will say of the children of Israel, They are entangled in the land, the wilderness hath shut them in.
Ez 29:8 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tikėk manimi, atvesiu tau kalaviją, sunaikinsiu tavo žmones ir gyvulius.
Eze 29:8 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will bring a sword upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee.
Am 2:7 Žemės dulkėse jie mindžioja vargšų galvasir verčia kukliuosius trauktis iš kelio; tėvas ir sūnus eina pas tą pačią kekšę, teršdami mano šventąjį vardą.
Am 2:7 That pant after the dust of the earth on the head of the poor, and turn aside the way of the meek: and a man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name:
Ps 36:9 Tu esi gyvenimo šaltinis, ir tavo šviesoje matome šviesą.
Ps 36:9 For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light.
Pat 13:14 Išminčiaus mokymas ­ gyvenimo šaltinis, įgalinantis išvengti mirtinų pinklių.
Pr 13:14 The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.
Įst 3:27 Užkopk ant Pisgos viršūnės ir pakelk akis į vakarus, šiaurę, pietus ir rytus. Gerai pasižvalgyk, nes per Jordaną tu nepereisi.
De 3:27 Get thee up into the top of Pisgah, and lift up thine eyes westward, and northward, and southward, and eastward, and behold it with thine eyes: for thou shalt not go over this Jordan.
Ez 12:4 Išsineši savo tremtinio ryšulį dienos metu, jiems matant, tarsi ryšulį tremčiai, o pats išeisi vakare, jiems matant, kaip varomieji į tremtį.
Eze 12:4 Then shalt thou bring forth thy stuff by day in their sight, as stuff for removing: and thou shalt go forth at even in their sight, as they that go forth into captivity.
2Kar 2:13 Tada jis pakėlė nukritusią Elijo skraistę ir, sugrįžęs prie Jordano kranto, sustojo.
2Ki 2:13 He took up also the mantle of Elijah that fell from him, and went back, and stood by the bank of Jordan;
Iš 21:14 Bet jei kas nors apgalvotai užpultų ir klastingai kitą užmuštų, paimsi jį net nuo mano aukuro nubausti mirtimi.
Ex 21:14 But if a man come presumptuously upon his neighbour, to slay him with guile; thou shalt take him from mine altar, that he may die.
Ts 12:9 Jis turėjo trisdešimt sūnų. Trisdešimt dukterų išleido už vyrų iš kitų kilčių, o sūnums davė trisdešimt merginų iš kitų kilčių. Jis teisė Izraelį septynerius metus.
Judg 12:9 And he had thirty sons, and thirty daughters, whom he sent abroad, and took in thirty daughters from abroad for his sons. And he judged Israel seven years.

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