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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kar 11:27 Priežastis, dėl kurios jis pakėlė ranką prieš karalių, buvo tokia. Saliamonas statė Miloją ir taisė spragą savo tėvo Dovydo miesto sienoje.
1Ki 11:27 And this was the cause that he lifted up his hand against the king: Solomon built Millo, and repaired the breaches of the city of David his father.
Lk 13:33 Bet šiandien ir rytoj, ir poryt aš turiu keliauti; nedera juk pranašui žūti ne Jeruzalėje. ’
Lu 13:33 Nevertheless I must walk to day, and to morrow, and the day following: for it cannot be that a prophet perish out of Jerusalem.
Rom 2:4 Kaipgi drįsti niekinti jo gerumo, pakantumo ir kantrumo lobius, nesuprasdamas, kad Dievo gerumas skatina tave atsiversti?
Ro 2:4 Or despisest thou the riches of his goodness and forbearance and longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance?
Ez 38:12 eisi imti grobio ir plėšikauti, pulti vėl atstatytų griuvėsių ir tautos, surinktos iš tautų, turtėjančios galvijais ir gėrybėmis, gyvenančios žemės šerdyje .
Eze 38:12 To take a spoil, and to take a prey; to turn thine hand upon the desolate places that are now inhabited, and upon the people that are gathered out of the nations, which have gotten cattle and goods, that dwell in the midst of the land.
Job 34:31 Tarkime, kas nors sakė Dievui: ‘Iškentėjau bausmę, daugiau nenusižengsiu;
Job 34:31 Surely it is meet to be said unto God, I have borne chastisement, I will not offend any more:
Iz 10:7 Bet jai ne tai galvoje, ne apie tai ji mąsto širdimi. Ji užsimojusi naikinti, nušluoti nuo žemės daug tautų
Isa 10:7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
Kun 24:18 Kas užmuštų gyvulį, turės atlyginti nuostolį: gyvybe už gyvybę.
Le 24:18 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for beast.
Ps 49:10 Juk žmogus mato, kad miršta net išmintingieji, kaip ir kvaili bei nemokšos, palikdami kitiems savo turtus.
Ps 49:10 For he seeth that wise men die, likewise the fool and the brutish person perish, and leave their wealth to others.
Ps 135:19 Izraelio namai, šlovinkite Viešpatį, Aarono namai, šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 135:19 Bless the LORD, O house of Israel: bless the LORD, O house of Aaron:
Iš 3:20 Todėl ištiesiu ranką ir ištiksiu Egiptą visais nuostabiais darbais, kuriuos jame padarysiu. Tada jis leis jums išeiti.
Ex 3:20 And I will stretch out my hand, and smite Egypt with all my wonders which I will do in the midst thereof: and after that he will let you go.
Iš 23:4 Jei užtiktum paklydusį savo priešo jautį ar asilą, parvesi jį jam.
Ex 23:4 If thou meet thine enemy's ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again.
Zch 8:16 Štai dalykai, kuriuos turite daryti. Sakykite tiesą vieni kitiems, teiskite savo vartuose, paisydami tiesos ir tobulo teisingumo,
Zec 8:16 These are the things that ye shall do; Speak ye every man the truth to his neighbour; execute the judgment of truth and peace in your gates:
Iš 2:10 Kai kūdikis paaugo, atnešė jį faraono dukteriai, o ši priėmė jį kaip savo sūnų. Ji pavadino jį Moze, paaiškindama: "Aš ištraukiau jį iš vandens. "
Ex 2:10 And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh's daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.
Rom 3:30 nes tėra vienas Dievas, kuris per tikėjimą nuteisins apipjaustytus žydus ir per tikėjimą nuteisins neapipjaustytus pagonis.
Ro 3:30 Seeing it is one God, which shall justify the circumcision by faith, and uncircumcision through faith.
Mt 26:21 Pradėjus valgyti, jis tarė: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: vienas iš jūsų mane išduos. "
Mat 26:21 And as they did eat, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.
2Krn 20:36 Jis susidėjo su juo, statydindamas laivus keliauti į Taršišą. Laivus jiedu statydino Ecjon Gebere.
2Ch 20:36 And he joined himself with him to make ships to go to Tarshish: and they made the ships in Eziongaber.
Lk 15:4 "Kas iš jūsų, turėdamas šimtą avių ir vienai nuklydus, nepalieka dykumoje devyniasdešimt devynių ir neieško pražuvusios, kolei suranda? !
Lu 15:4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?
Est 9:9 Parmaštą, Arisają, Aridają, Vaizatą
Es 9:9 And Parmashta, and Arisai, and Aridai, and Vajezatha,
Ez 16:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 16:1 Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Ef 6:17 Pasiimkite ir išganymo šalmą bei Dvasios kalaviją, tai yra Dievo žodį.
Ep 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

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