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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 22:24 Buvau prieš jį švarusir saugojaus kaltės.
2Sa 22:24 I was also upright before him, and have kept myself from mine iniquity.
1Krn 23:29 Jie rūpinsis taip pat padėtinės duonos eilėmis, geriausiais miltais javų atnašoms, neraugintos duonos plokštainiais, keptąja atnaša, su aliejumi maišyta atnaša ir visais kiekio bei dydžio matais.
1Ch 23:29 Both for the shewbread, and for the fine flour for meat offering, and for the unleavened cakes, and for that which is baked in the pan, and for that which is fried, and for all manner of measure and size;
Sk 14:41 Bet Mozė sakė: "Kodėl norite vėl nusižengti Viešpaties įsakymui? Žygis nebus sėkmingas.
Nu 14:41 And Moses said, Wherefore now do ye transgress the commandment of the LORD? but it shall not prosper.
Apr 20:12 Ir pamačiau numirusius, didelius ir mažus, stovinčius priešais sostą. Ir buvo atskleistos knygos, buvo atversta dar viena, būtent gyvenimo knyga. Mirusieji buvo teisiami iš užrašų knygose pagal jų darbus.
Re 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Job 23:4 Su juo bylinėčiausi, išdėčiau jam visas savo kančias.
Job 23:4 I would order my cause before him, and fill my mouth with arguments.
Apd 14:2 Bet tikėjimą atmetusieji žydai kurstė ir pjudė pagonis prieš brolius.
Ac 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
2Krn 30:3 nes švęsti laiku negalėjo dėl to, kad nebuvo nei pakankamai save pašventinusių kunigų, nei žmonės nebuvo suėję į Jeruzalę.
2Ch 30:3 For they could not keep it at that time, because the priests had not sanctified themselves sufficiently, neither had the people gathered themselves together to Jerusalem.
Am 8:4 Išklausykite tai jūs, kurie mindote beturtįir žudote krašto vargšus!
Am 8:4 Hear this, O ye that swallow up the needy, even to make the poor of the land to fail,
Jn 4:31 Tuo tarpu mokiniai ėmė raginti: "Rabi, pasistiprink! "
Jo 4:31 In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master, eat.
Rom 1:1 Paulius, Jėzaus Kristaus tarnas, pašauktasis apaštalas, išskirtas [skelbti] Dievo Evangeliją,
Ro 1:1 Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God,
Jer 8:18 Mano liūdesys nepagydomas, mano širdis pasiligojusi.
Jer 8:18 When I would comfort myself against sorrow, my heart is faint in me.
Pat 7:1 Mano vaike, laikykis mano žodžiųir brangink mano įsakymus.
Pr 7:1 My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee.
Iz 29:8 Kaip alkanas sapnuoja, kad valgo, tačiau nubunda toks pat alkanas, arba kaip trokštantis sapnuoja, kad geria, tačiau nubunda pavargęs ir troškulio kamuojamas, taip nutiks ir tautų miniai, kovojančiai su Siono kalnu.
Isa 29:8 It shall even be as when an hungry man dreameth, and, behold, he eateth; but he awaketh, and his soul is empty: or as when a thirsty man dreameth, and, behold, he drinketh; but he awaketh, and, behold, he is faint, and his soul hath appetite: so shall the multitude of all the nations be, that fight against mount Zion.
Ez 10:2 Jis kreipėsi į drobiniais vilkintį vyrą, tardamas: "Eik tarp ratų po kerubais, paimk rieškučias žarijų, esančių tarp kerubų, ir išžarstyk jas ant miesto. " Jis įėjo man matant.
Eze 10:2 And he spake unto the man clothed with linen, and said, Go in between the wheels, even under the cherub, and fill thine hand with coals of fire from between the cherubims, and scatter them over the city. And he went in in my sight.
Lk 4:18 Viešpaties Dvasia ant manęs, nes jis patepė mane, kad neščiau gerąją naujieną vargdieniams. Pasiuntė skelbti belaisviams išvadavimo, akliesiems ­ regėjimo; siuntė vaduoti prislėgtųjų
Lu 4:18 The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
Mk 14:49 Kasdien būdavau pas jus, mokiau šventykloje, ir jūs manęs nesuėmėte. Tačiau teišsipildo Raštai. "
Mar 14:49 I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not: but the scriptures must be fulfilled.
Sk 11:7 Mana buvo panaši į koriandro sėklą, ir jos spalva buvo tarsi bdelio sakų.
Nu 11:7 And the manna was as coriander seed, and the colour thereof as the colour of bdellium.
1Kar 22:40 Ahabas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ahazijas.
1Ki 22:40 So Ahab slept with his fathers; and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead.
Iz 54:8 Ūmai supykęs, valandėlę slėpiau nuo tavęs savo veidą, bet amžina meile tavęs pagailėjau", ­sako Viešpats, tavo Atpirkėjas.
Isa 54:8 In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee, saith the LORD thy Redeemer.
Rom 9:4 Jie yra izraelitai, turintys įsūnystę, garbę, sandoras, įstatymų leidybą, dievogarbą ir pažadus;
Ro 9:4 Who are Israelites; to whom pertaineth the adoption, and the glory, and the covenants, and the giving of the law, and the service of God, and the promises;

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