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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Įst 11:7 nes jūs savo akimis matėte visus šiuos nuostabius darbus.
De 11:7 But your eyes have seen all the great acts of the LORD which he did.
Gg 5:13 Jo skruostai ­ tarsi kvepalų lysvės, skleidžiančios kvapus. Jo lūpos ­ kaip lelijos, iš kurių srūva mira.
SS 5:13 His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
Lk 9:21 Jėzus sudraudė juos, įsakydamas niekam to nepasakoti.
Lu 9:21 And he straitly charged them, and commanded them to tell no man that thing;
Oz 13:1 Efraimas kalbėdamas keldavo baimę, nes buvo galingas Izraelyje. Bet jis užsitraukė kaltę per Baalą ir mirė.
Ho 13:1 When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died.
Ps 65:6 Pastatei kalnus į vietą savo jėgatu, kuris esi apsisiautęs galybe.
Ps 65:6 Which by his strength setteth fast the mountains; being girded with power:
Job 38:22 Argi esi kada nors įžengęs į sniego sandėliusir matęs krušos išteklius,
Job 38:22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,
Ez 12:21 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 12:21 And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Ps 141:8 Mano akys žvelgia į tave, Viešpatie DIEVE, pas tave ieškau užuovėjos, tad nepalik manęs pavojuje.
Ps 141:8 But mine eyes are unto thee, O GOD the Lord: in thee is my trust; leave not my soul destitute.
Fil 4:15 Jūs, filipiečiai, ir patys žinote: kai, pradėjęs skelbti Evangeliją, išvykau iš Makedonijos, jokia Bažnyčia neužmezgė su manimi davimo ir gavimo santykių, tik jūs vieni.
Phil 4:15 Now ye Philippians know also, that in the beginning of the gospel, when I departed from Macedonia, no church communicated with me as concerning giving and receiving, but ye only.
Pr 10:27 Hadoramas, Uzalas, Dikla,
Ge 10:27 And Hadoram, and Uzal, and Diklah,
Am 5:18 "Vargas laukiantiems Viešpaties dienos! Kodėl jūs laukiate Viešpaties dienos? Ji ­ tamsybė, o ne šviesa!
Am 5:18 Woe unto you that desire the day of the LORD! to what end is it for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light.
Ps 135:14 nes Viešpats gina savo tautąir gailisi savo tarnų.
Ps 135:14 For the LORD will judge his people, and he will repent himself concerning his servants.
Ps 98:8 Teploja rankomis upės, iš džiaugsmo drauge tegieda kalnai
Ps 98:8 Let the floods clap their hands: let the hills be joyful together
Jer 21:6 Parblokšiu šio miesto gyventojus, žmones ir gyvulius, ir visi išmirs nuo nuožmaus maro.
Jer 21:6 And I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence.
Ps 49:17 Juk su savimi pasiimti negalės nieko, kai mirs, jo turtai neis kartu su juo į kapą.
Ps 49:17 For when he dieth he shall carry nothing away: his glory shall not descend after him.
2Krn 7:13 Kai taip uždarysiu dangų, kad nebus lietaus, ar įsakysiu skėriams nuniokoti kraštą, ar atsiųsiu marą į savo tautą,
2Ch 7:13 If I shut up heaven that there be no rain, or if I command the locusts to devour the land, or if I send pestilence among my people;
Iš 16:25 Mozė tarė: "Valgykite jį šiandien, nes šiandien Viešpaties šabas. Šiandien ant žemės jo nerasite.
Ex 16:25 And Moses said, Eat that to day; for to day is a sabbath unto the LORD: to day ye shall not find it in the field.
1Kar 18:30 Tada Elijas tarė visiems žmonėms: "Ateikite arčiau prie manęs. " Visi žmonės priėjo arčiau prie jo. Jis atstatė Viešpaties aukurą, kuris buvo nuverstas.
1Ki 18:30 And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD that was broken down.
Joz 8:32 Ten, izraelitų akivaizdoje, Jozuė užrašė ant akmenų nuorašą Įstatymo, kurį Mozė buvo surašęs izraelitams.
Jos 8:32 And he wrote there upon the stones a copy of the law of Moses, which he wrote in the presence of the children of Israel.
Apd 15:2 Kilo nesutarimų ir didelių ginčų tarp jų ir Pauliaus bei Barnabo. Buvo nutarta, kad Paulius, Barnabas ir dar keletas nuvyks dėl šio ginčo į Jeruzalę pas apaštalus ir vyresniuosius.
Ac 15:2 When therefore Paul and Barnabas had no small dissension and disputation with them, they determined that Paul and Barnabas, and certain other of them, should go up to Jerusalem unto the apostles and elders about this question.

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