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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apr 3:17 Tu juk sakai: "Aš esu turtingas ir pralobęs ir nieko nebestokoju, " ­ o nežinai, kad esi skurdžius, apgailėtinas, beturtis, aklas ir plikas.
Re 3:17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:
Job 20:29 Tokia Dievo duota dalis nedoram žmogui, toks jam skirtas Dievo paveldas. "
Job 20:29 This is the portion of a wicked man from God, and the heritage appointed unto him by God.
Kun 13:28 Bet jei opa bus likusi savo vietoje ir neišsiplėtusi odoje, o sumažėjusi, tai sutinimas nuo nudegimo. Kunigas pripažins jį esant švarų, nes tai nudegimo randas.
Le 13:28 And if the bright spot stay in his place, and spread not in the skin, but it be somewhat dark; it is a rising of the burning, and the priest shall pronounce him clean: for it is an inflammation of the burning.
Kun 21:3 Leista jam susiteršti ir seseria, kuri tebėra mergelė ir jam artima, nes dar nėra ištekėjusi.
Le 21:3 And for his sister a virgin, that is nigh unto him, which hath had no husband; for her may he be defiled.
Dan 12:11 Nuo to meto, kai buvo nutraukta kasdienė deginamoji auka ir pastatyta siaubingoji pabaisa, praeis tūkstantis du šimtai devyniasdešimt dienų.
Da 12:11 And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
Rut 1:13 argi jūs lauktumėte, kol jie užaugs? Nejaugi turėtumėte pasmerkti save dėl jų ir likti netekėjusios? O ne, mano dukterys! Mano dalia kartesnė negu jūsų, nes Viešpaties ranka pakilo prieš mane. " Vėl ėmė jos verkti ir raudoti.
Ru 1:13 Would ye tarry for them till they were grown? would ye stay for them from having husbands? nay, my daughters; for it grieveth me much for your sakes that the hand of the LORD is gone out against me.
Hab 1:16 Todėl jie linksminasi ir džiūgauja, aukoja atnašas savo tinkluiir degina smilkalus savo bradiniui, nes dėl jų pagausėjo jų davinys, ir valgis riebus.
Hab 1:16 Therefore they sacrifice unto their net, and burn incense unto their drag; because by them their portion is fat, and their meat plenteous.
2Kar 9:5 Atėjęs žiūri, kad kariuomenės vadai tariasi. Jis tarė: "Vade, turiu tau žinią! " ­ "Kuriam iš mūsų? " ­ paklausė Jehuvas. "Tau, vade. "
2Ki 9:5 And when he came, behold, the captains of the host were sitting; and he said, I have an errand to thee, O captain. And Jehu said, Unto which of all us? And he said, To thee, O captain.
Jer 12:9 Mano tauta ­ lyg paukštis, iš visų pusių puolamas plėšriųjų paukščių. Eikite šen! Rinkitės, visi laukų žvėrys! Ateikite ir rykite!
Jer 12:9 Mine heritage is unto me as a speckled bird, the birds round about are against her; come ye, assemble all the beasts of the field, come to devour.
Pr 3:13 Dievas kreipėsi į moterį: "Kodėl taip padarei? " Moteris atsakė: "Žaltys mane apgavo, aš ir valgiau. "
Ge 3:13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
Jer 4:14 Jeruzale, nuplauk nedorumą nuo savo širdies, kad dar galėtum būti išgelbėta! Kiek ilgai tu puoselėsi savo pražūtingas užmačias?
Jer 4:14 O Jerusalem, wash thine heart from wickedness, that thou mayest be saved. How long shall thy vain thoughts lodge within thee?
1Sam 26:16 Ką padarei, nėra gera! Kaip gyvas Viešpats, esate verti mirties bausmės, nes nebudėjote prie savo viešpaties ­ prie Viešpaties pateptojo. Apsižvalgyk! Kur karaliaus ietis ar vandens ąsotis, buvęs jam prie galvos? "
1Sa 26:16 This thing is not good that thou hast done. As the LORD liveth, ye are worthy to die, because ye have not kept your master, the LORD's anointed. And now see where the king's spear is, and the cruse of water that was at his bolster.
Ag 2:2 "Kreipkis į Judo valdytoją Šaltielio sūnų Zerubabelį, vyriausiąjį kunigą Jehocadako sūnų Jozuę bei tautos likutį ir sakyk:
Hag 2:2 Speak now to Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest, and to the residue of the people, saying,
Apd 15:31 Antiochiečiai, perskaitę jį, apsidžiaugė paguodos žodžiais.
Ac 15:31 Which when they had read, they rejoiced for the consolation.
1Krn 4:38 Išvardytieji buvo savo kilčių vadai, ir jų šeimos labai išaugo.
1Ch 4:38 These mentioned by their names were princes in their families: and the house of their fathers increased greatly.
2Krn 21:20 Jis buvo trisdešimt dvejų metų, kai tapo karaliumi. Jeruzalėje karaliavo aštuonerius metus. Jis iškeliavo niekam nesigailint ir buvo palaidotas Dovydo mieste, bet ne karalių kapuose.
2Ch 21:20 Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem eight years, and departed without being desired. Howbeit they buried him in the city of David, but not in the sepulchres of the kings.
1Kor 7:12 Kitiems sakau aš, ne Viešpats: jei kuris brolis turi netikinčią žmoną ir ji sutinka gyventi su juo, tegul jos nepalieka.
1C 7:12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away.
2Krn 35:16 Visos Viešpaties pamaldos tą dieną buvo taip sutvarkytos, kad būtų švenčiama Paschos auka ir atnašautos deginamosios aukos ant Viešpaties aukuro, kaip buvo įsakęs karalius Jošijas.
2Ch 35:16 So all the service of the LORD was prepared the same day, to keep the passover, and to offer burnt offerings upon the altar of the LORD, according to the commandment of king Josiah.
Iz 53:11 Už savo vargus jis matys šviesą dienų pilnatvėje, per savo kančią mano tarnas nuteisins daugelį, prisiėmęs bausmę už jų kaltes.
Isa 53:11 He shall see of the travail of his soul, and shall be satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities.
Ts 20:1 Tada visi izraelitai ­ nuo Dano iki Beer Šebos ir iš Gileado žemės ­ išėjo į žygį, ir visa bendrija kaip vienas vyras susirinko Viešpaties akivaizdoje prie Micpos.
Judg 20:1 Then all the children of Israel went out, and the congregation was gathered together as one man, from Dan even to Beersheba, with the land of Gilead, unto the LORD in Mizpeh.

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