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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 22:25 Bet jei laukuose vyras užklumpa merginą, kuri yra susižadėjusi, užpuola ir sugula su ja, tik su ja sugulęs vyras turi mirti,
De 22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
Sk 1:27 ­ surašytų iš Judo giminės, buvo septyniasdešimt keturi tūkstančiai šeši šimtai.
Nu 1:27 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Judah, were threescore and fourteen thousand and six hundred.
Įst 25:12 nukirsi jai ranką. Nerodyk jokio gailesčio.
De 25:12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
Sk 8:20 Mozė ir Aaronas bei visa izraelitų bendrija taip ir pasielgė su levitais. Izraelitai elgėsi su levitais, kaip Viešpats buvo įsakęs.
Nu 8:20 And Moses, and Aaron, and all the congregation of the children of Israel, did to the Levites according unto all that the LORD commanded Moses concerning the Levites, so did the children of Israel unto them.
Lk 20:17 Bet Jėzus, žvelgdamas į juos, paklausė: "O ką reiškia šitas Rašto posakis: Akmuo, kurį statytojai atmetė, tapo kertiniu akmeniu?
Lu 20:17 And he beheld them, and said, What is this then that is written, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner?
Rut 2:12 Teatlygina gausiai tau Viešpats už tavo poelgį. Tebūna visas tavo atlygis iš Viešpaties, Izraelio Dievo, po kurio sparnu atėjai prisiglausti. "
Ru 2:12 The LORD recompense thy work, and a full reward be given thee of the LORD God of Israel, under whose wings thou art come to trust.
Jer 47:4 nuo dienos, kuri atėjo, kad būtų sunaikinti visi filistinai, kad būtų atkirstas nuo Tyro ir Sidono jų paskutinis sąjungininkas. Taip! Viešpats sunaikina filistinus, likutį iš Kaftoro pajūrio.
Jer 47:4 Because of the day that cometh to spoil all the Philistines, and to cut off from Tyrus and Zidon every helper that remaineth: for the LORD will spoil the Philistines, the remnant of the country of Caphtor.
Jer 48:5 Jie kopia į Luhito kalvą, be perstojo graudžiai verkdami, nes girdėjo sunaikinimo klyksmąnuo Horonaimų atšlaičių:
Jer 48:5 For in the going up of Luhith continual weeping shall go up; for in the going down of Horonaim the enemies have heard a cry of destruction.
1Krn 8:8 Šaharaimui gimė sūnų Moabo lygumoje po to, kai jis atleido savo žmonas Hušimą ir Baarą.
1Ch 8:8 And Shaharaim begat children in the country of Moab, after he had sent them away; Hushim and Baara were his wives.
1Krn 27:14 Vienuoliktas vienuoliktą mėnesį buvo Benaja Piratonietis, iš Efraimo giminės; jo būryje buvo dvidešimt keturi tūkstančiai.
1Ch 27:14 The eleventh captain for the eleventh month was Benaiah the Pirathonite, of the children of Ephraim: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.
2Krn 31:7 Krauti pradėta trečią mėnesį, o užbaigta septintą mėnesį.
2Ch 31:7 In the third month they began to lay the foundation of the heaps, and finished them in the seventh month.
1Krn 18:3 Dovydas nugalėjo Coba Hamato karalių Hadadezerą, kai šis žygiavo statyti savo pergalės paminklo prie Eufrato upės.
1Ch 18:3 And David smote Hadarezer king of Zobah unto Hamath, as he went to stablish his dominion by the river Euphrates.
Rd 2:5 ה Viešpats elgėsi kaip priešasir sunaikino Izraelį. Sunaikino visus jo rūmus, griuvėsiais pavertė jo tvirtoves, sustiprino Judo duktersverksmą ir raudą.
La 2:5 The LORD was as an enemy: he hath swallowed up Israel, he hath swallowed up all her palaces: he hath destroyed his strong holds, and hath increased in the daughter of Judah mourning and lamentation.
Ps 69:33 Juk Viešpats girdi vargšusir neatstumia savųjų, esančių nelaisvėje.
Ps 69:33 For the LORD heareth the poor, and despiseth not his prisoners.
Ez 39:8 Tikėk manimi, ji atėjo! Ji įvyko, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis! ­ Tai diena, apie kurią kalbėjau.
Eze 39:8 Behold, it is come, and it is done, saith the Lord GOD; this is the day whereof I have spoken.
Apr 20:14 Pati mirtis ir mirusiųjų pasaulis buvo įmesti į ugnies ežerą. Tai yra antroji mirtis ­ ugnies ežeras.
Re 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Įst 27:1 Tada Mozė drauge su Izraelio seniūnais įsakė žmonėms, tardamas: "Laikykitės visų įsakymų, kuriuos šiandien jums duodu.
De 27:1 And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day.
Sk 20:13 Tai buvo vanduo Meribos, kur izraelitai barėsi su Viešpačiu, ir per kurį Viešpats patvirtino savo šventumą.
Nu 20:13 This is the water of Meribah; because the children of Israel strove with the LORD, and he was sanctified in them.
Pat 23:1 Kai atsisėdi pietauti su valdovu, rūpestingai stebėk, kas prieš tave.
Pr 23:1 When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, consider diligently what is before thee:
Jn 20:6 Netrukus iš paskos atbėgo ir Simonas Petras. Jis įeina į rūsį ir mato paliktas drobules
Jo 20:6 Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie,

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