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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 80:1 Choro vadovui. "Lelijų" melodija. Asafo liudijimas. Psalmė. Klausykis, Izraelio Ganytojau! Tu, kuris vedi Juozapą lyg kaimenę, tu, kuris sėdi soste ant kerubų, apsireikšk
Ps 80:1 Give ear, O Shepherd of Israel, thou that leadest Joseph like a flock; thou that dwellest between the cherubims, shine forth.
Sk 28:12 tris dešimtadalius efos geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai prie kiekvieno jaučio, du dešimtadalius geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai prie avino
Nu 28:12 And three tenth deals of flour for a meat offering, mingled with oil, for one bullock; and two tenth deals of flour for a meat offering, mingled with oil, for one ram;
Kun 16:23 Aaronas įeis į Susitikimo Palapinę, nusivilks lino drabužius, kuriuos apsivilko įeidamas į šventyklą, ir ten juos paliks.
Le 16:23 And Aaron shall come into the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall put off the linen garments, which he put on when he went into the holy place, and shall leave them there:
Kun 4:28 ar jo padarytoji nuodėmė jam primenama vėliau, tai jis atves sveiką ožką kaip savo atnašą už nuodėmę, kurią yra padaręs.
Le 4:28 Or if his sin, which he hath sinned, come to his knowledge: then he shall bring his offering, a kid of the goats, a female without blemish, for his sin which he hath sinned.
Pat 2:8 jis saugo teisingumo takusir gina savo ištikimųjų kelią.
Pr 2:8 He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of his saints.
1Kar 7:20 tokie pat buvo ir antgaliai ant dviejų stulpų aukščiau ir šone iškilimo, esančio prie pynių. Aplink vieną antgalį buvo eilėmis pridėta du šimtai granatmedžio obuolių, tiek pat jų buvo ir ant kito antgalio.
1Ki 7:20 And the chapiters upon the two pillars had pomegranates also above, over against the belly which was by the network: and the pomegranates were two hundred in rows round about upon the other chapiter.
Pat 16:27 Niekšas stengiasi padaryti žalos kitiems, o jo kalba ­ svilinanti ugnis.
Pr 16:27 An ungodly man diggeth up evil: and in his lips there is as a burning fire.
Ez 23:13 Mačiau, kokia ji buvo ištvirkusi. Jų abiejų kelias buvo toks pat,
Eze 23:13 Then I saw that she was defiled, that they took both one way,
Joz 22:13 Bet pirma izraelitai pasiuntė Eleazaro sūnų Finehasą pas Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmones bei pusės Manaso giminės žmones Gileado krašte,
Jos 22:13 And the children of Israel sent unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the half tribe of Manasseh, into the land of Gilead, Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest,
Sk 20:24 "Jau laikas Aaronui eiti pas savo protėvius. Jis neįžengs į kraštą, kurį daviau izraelitams, nes judu abu maištavote prieš mane prie Meribos vandens.
Nu 20:24 Aaron shall be gathered unto his people: for he shall not enter into the land which I have given unto the children of Israel, because ye rebelled against my word at the water of Meribah.
1Kar 9:11 kurių statymui Tyro karalius Hiramas parūpino Saliamonui kedro ir kipariso medžio bei aukso, kiek jis norėjo, Saliamonas už tai davė Hiramui dvidešimt miestų Galilėjos srityje.
1Ki 9:11 (Now Hiram the king of Tyre had furnished Solomon with cedar trees and fir trees, and with gold, according to all his desire,) that then king Solomon gave Hiram twenty cities in the land of Galilee.
Mt 24:11 Atsiras daug netikrų pranašų, kurie daugelį suvedžios.
Mat 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
Job 10:9 O, atsimink, kad sukūrei mane iš molio! Nejau vėl paversi mane dulkėmis?
Job 10:9 Remember, I beseech thee, that thou hast made me as the clay; and wilt thou bring me into dust again?
Mk 9:47 O jei tave gundo nusidėti tavoji akis, išlupk ją, nes verčiau tau vienakiui įeiti į Dievo karalystę, negu su abiem akim būti įmestam į pragarą,
Mar 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
2Krn 12:5 Tada pas Rehabeamą ir Judo didžiūnus, susirinkusius į Jeruzalę dėl Šišako, atėjo pranašas Šemaja ir tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Jūs palikote mane, aš palieku jus Šišakui. ’"
2Ch 12:5 Then came Shemaiah the prophet to Rehoboam, and to the princes of Judah, that were gathered together to Jerusalem because of Shishak, and said unto them, Thus saith the LORD, Ye have forsaken me, and therefore have I also left you in the hand of Shishak.
Ps 139:19 O Dieve, kad tu sunaikintum nedorėlį, ir anie engėjai nuo manęs pasitrauktų!
Ps 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
Iš 29:30 Tas sūnus, kuris taps kunigu vietoj jo ir eis tarnauti į šventyklą Susitikimo Palapinėje, vilkės jais septynias dienas.
Ex 29:30 And that son that is priest in his stead shall put them on seven days, when he cometh into the tabernacle of the congregation to minister in the holy place.
Apr 8:12 Ir sutrimitavo ketvirtasis angelas. Tuomet buvo užgautas trečdalis saulės, trečdalis mėnulio ir trečdalis žvaigždžių, kad jų trečdalis užtemtų ir diena prarastų trečdalį šviesumo ir tiek pat naktis.
Re 8:12 And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.
Ps 59:2 Išgelbėk mane nuo tų nedorų žmonių, išlaisvink nuo tų žmogžudžių!
Ps 59:2 Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men.
Lk 11:26 Tada eina, pasiima kitas septynias dvasias, dar piktesnes už save, ir įėjusios jos ten apsigyvena. Ir paskui tam žmogui darosi blogiau negu pirma. "
Lu 11:26 Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first.

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