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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 19:17 lydimas tūkstančio žmonių iš Benjamino giminės. Ir Sauliaus namų tarnas Ciba drauge su savo penkiolika sūnų ir dvidešimt tarnų atskubėjo prie Jordano pirma karaliaus,
2Sa 19:17 And there were a thousand men of Benjamin with him, and Ziba the servant of the house of Saul, and his fifteen sons and his twenty servants with him; and they went over Jordan before the king.
Kun 25:31 Bet namai kaimuose, kurių nesupa mūro sienos, bus laikomi kaip atviri laukai. Jie gali būti atpirkti; jie turi būti perduoti jubiliejaus metais.
Le 25:31 But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.
1Sam 23:23 Apžiūrėkite ir sužinokite visas lindynes, kuriose jis yra slapstęsis, ir sugrįžkite pas mane, kai būsite tikri. Tada aš eisiu su jumis ir, jei jis yra toje srityje, suieškosiu jį tarp visų Judo kilčių. "
1Sa 23:23 See therefore, and take knowledge of all the lurking places where he hideth himself, and come ye again to me with the certainty, and I will go with you: and it shall come to pass, if he be in the land, that I will search him out throughout all the thousands of Judah.
Rd 2:15 ס Kas tik praeina tavo keliu, tas, matydamas tave, ploja rankomis. Jie švilpia ir kraipo galvas, žvelgdami į dukterį Jeruzalę. "Nejau tai miestas, laikytas gražiausiu, visos žemės džiugesiu? "
La 2:15 All that pass by clap their hands at thee; they hiss and wag their head at the daughter of Jerusalem, saying, Is this the city that men call The perfection of beauty, The joy of the whole earth?
Lk 20:41 Jėzus pats juos paklausė: "Kodėl sakoma, jog Mesijas esąs Dovydo sūnus?
Lu 20:41 And he said unto them, How say they that Christ is David's son?
Ezd 7:6 taigi tas Ezra parvyko iš Babilono. Jis buvo raštininkas ­ žinovas Mozės Įstatymo, kurį buvo davęs Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas. Kadangi Viešpaties ranka buvo su juo, karalius buvo suteikęs jam visa, ko tik jis prašė.
Ezr 7:6 This Ezra went up from Babylon; and he was a ready scribe in the law of Moses, which the LORD God of Israel had given: and the king granted him all his request, according to the hand of the LORD his God upon him.
Mk 1:39 Ir keliavo po visą Galilėją, skelbdamas [žodį] jų sinagogose ir išvarinėdamas demonus.
Mar 1:39 And he preached in their synagogues throughout all Galilee, and cast out devils.
1Sam 8:1 Žmonės prašo karaliaus Savo žiloje senatvėje Samuelis Izraelio teisėjais paskyrė savo sūnus.
1Sa 8:1 And it came to pass, when Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges over Israel.
Ez 37:9 Tuomet jis tarė man: "Pranašauk dvasiai, pranašauk, žmogau, ir sakyk dvasiai: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Ateik, dvasia, iš keturių vėjų ir padvelk į tuos užmuštuosius, kad jie atgytų. ’"
Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.
Jer 11:1 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis: "Klausykitės šios Sandoros nuostatų!
Jer 11:1 The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD saying,
Apd 11:20 Kai kurie iš jų, būtent kipriečiai ir kirėniečiai, atvykę į Antiochiją, kreipėsi ir į graikus, skelbdami gerąją naujieną apie Viešpatį Jėzų.
Ac 11:20 And some of them were men of Cyprus and Cyrene, which, when they were come to Antioch, spake unto the Grecians, preaching the LORD Jesus.
Sk 1:32 Tarp Juozapo palikuonių ­ Efraimo palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai, ­
Nu 1:32 Of the children of Joseph, namely, of the children of Ephraim, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
1Pt 3:13 Kas gi jums pakenks, jei stropiai darysite gera?
1P 3:13 And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
Fil 1:18 Tesižinai! Kad visokiais būdais, dėl akių ar iš tiesų, yra skelbiamas Kristus ­ štai kuo džiaugiuosi! Bet aš ir toliau džiaugsiuosi.
Phil 1:18 What then? notwithstanding, every way, whether in pretence, or in truth, Christ is preached; and I therein do rejoice, yea, and will rejoice.
Ez 23:12 Ji gašliai geidė asirų ­ valdytojų ir pareigūnų, kaip reikiant apsiginklavusių karių, jojančių ant žirgų, visų šaunių jaunų vyrų.
Eze 23:12 She doted upon the Assyrians her neighbours, captains and rulers clothed most gorgeously, horsemen riding upon horses, all of them desirable young men.
Joz 6:10 Bet žmonėms Jozuė buvo davęs tokį įsakymą: "Nešūkaukite! Tenesigirdi jūsų nė balso, netarkite nė žodžio iki tos dienos, kol nepasakysiu: ‘Sušukite! ’ Tada jūs šauksite. "
Jos 6:10 And Joshua had commanded the people, saying, Ye shall not shout, nor make any noise with your voice, neither shall any word proceed out of your mouth, until the day I bid you shout; then shall ye shout.
Ez 11:10 Jūs krisite nuo kalavijo. Aš bausiu jus Izraelio paribyje, ir jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats.
Eze 11:10 Ye shall fall by the sword; I will judge you in the border of Israel; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Mk 9:12 Jis atsakė: "Tikrai Elijas ateis pirmiau ir viską atitaisys. Bet kaipgi parašyta apie Žmogaus Sūnų, jog jis daug iškentėsiąs ir būsiąs paniekintas?
Mar 9:12 And he answered and told them, Elias verily cometh first, and restoreth all things; and how it is written of the Son of man, that he must suffer many things, and be set at nought.
Ps 118:21 Dėkoju tau, kad mane išklauseiir tapai mano išgelbėjimu.
Ps 118:21 I will praise thee: for thou hast heard me, and art become my salvation.
Įst 28:45 Visi šie prakeikimai ištiks tave, vydamiesi įkandin ir priblokšdami, kolei būsi sunaikintas, nes neklausei Viešpaties, savo Dievo, balso ir nesilaikei įsakymų bei įstatų, kuriuos jis tau yra davęs.
De 28:45 Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:

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