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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 28:2 Pasiūdinsi savo broliui Aaronui šventus drabužius, kad būtų oriai puošnūs.
Ex 28:2 And thou shalt make holy garments for Aaron thy brother for glory and for beauty.
1Sam 16:20 Jesė paėmė asilą, užkrovė ant jo duonos, pilną vynmaišį vyno bei ožiuką ir pasiuntė juos Sauliui per savo sūnų Dovydą.
1Sa 16:20 And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.
Jn 15:11 Aš jums tai kalbėjau, kad jumyse būtų manasis džiaugsmasir kad jūsų džiaugsmui nieko netrūktų.
Jo 15:11 These things have I spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full.
Ezd 3:2 Tada Jehocadako sūnus Jozuė drauge su broliais kunigais ir Šaltielio sūnus Zerubabelis su savo broliais ėmėsi atstatyti Izraelio Dievo aukurą, norėdami atnašauti ant jo deginamąsias aukas, kaip įsakyta Mozės, Dievo vyro, Įstatyme.
Ezr 3:2 Then stood up Jeshua the son of Jozadak, and his brethren the priests, and Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, and his brethren, and builded the altar of the God of Israel, to offer burnt offerings thereon, as it is written in the law of Moses the man of God.
Kun 7:11 Štai bendravimo aukos, kuri atnašaujama Viešpačiui, apeigos.
Le 7:11 And this is the law of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which he shall offer unto the LORD.
Kun 14:40 kunigas turi paliepti, kad akmenys, kuriuose reiškiasi liga, būtų išlupti ir išnešti už miesto į nešvarią vietą.
Le 14:40 Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:
Jn 4:2 (nors pats Jėzus nekrikštydavo, tik jo mokiniai),
Jo 4:2 (Though Jesus himself baptized not, but his disciples,)
Sk 10:10 Taip pat ir džiugesio dienomis ­ jūsų nustatytomis šventėmis, jaunaties dienomis ­ pūsite trimitus prie savo deginamųjų atnašų ir bendravimo aukų. Jie primins jus Viešpačiui, jūsų Dievui. Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas. "
Nu 10:10 Also in the day of your gladness, and in your solemn days, and in the beginnings of your months, ye shall blow with the trumpets over your burnt offerings, and over the sacrifices of your peace offerings; that they may be to you for a memorial before your God: I am the LORD your God.
1Jn 4:7 Mylimieji, mylėkime vieni kitus, nes meilė yra iš Dievo, ir kiekvienas, kuris myli, yra gimęs iš Dievo ir pažįsta Dievą.
1J 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
2Kar 24:15 Jis išvarė Babilonan į tremtį Jehojachiną, paėmė į nelaisvę iš Jeruzalės į Babiloną karaliaus motiną, karaliaus žmonas, pareigūnus ir geriausius krašto žmones.
2Ki 24:15 And he carried away Jehoiachin to Babylon, and the king's mother, and the king's wives, and his officers, and the mighty of the land, those carried he into captivity from Jerusalem to Babylon.
Ez 38:4 Vaikysiu tave aplink, įve´rsiu kablius tau į nasrus, išvesiu tave ir visą tavo kariauną, žirgus ir raitelius, visus šauniai šarvuotus, didžiulę minią, visus su skydais ir šarvais, mosuojančius kalavijais.
Eze 38:4 And I will turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws, and I will bring thee forth, and all thine army, horses and horsemen, all of them clothed with all sorts of armour, even a great company with bucklers and shields, all of them handling swords:
Įst 3:10 visus plokščiakalnio miestus, visą Gileadą ir visą Bašaną iki pat Salchos ir Edrėjo, Ogo karalystės miestų Bašane. (
De 3:10 All the cities of the plain, and all Gilead, and all Bashan, unto Salchah and Edrei, cities of the kingdom of Og in Bashan.
Mk 7:31 Palikęs Tyro sritis, Jėzus per Sidoną atėjo prie Galilėjos ežero, į Dekapolio krašto vidurį.
Mar 7:31 And again, departing from the coasts of Tyre and Sidon, he came unto the sea of Galilee, through the midst of the coasts of Decapolis.
Pat 24:28 Neliudyk prieš savo artimą be rimto reikaloir neapgauk jo savo lūpomis.
Pr 24:28 Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive not with thy lips.
Lk 23:28 Atsigręžęs į jas, Jėzus prabilo: "Jeruzalės dukros! Verkite ne manęs, bet verčiau savęs ir savo vaikų!
Lu 23:28 But Jesus turning unto them said, Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children.
Ps 38:13 O aš ­ lyg negirdintis kurčius, lyg nebylys, kuris žodžio ištarti negali.
Ps 38:13 But I, as a deaf man, heard not; and I was as a dumb man that openeth not his mouth.
Iz 11:10 Tą dieną Jesės šaknies, padarytos ženklu tautoms, ieškos pagonys, nes jos buveinė bus šlovinga.
Isa 11:10 And in that day there shall be a root of Jesse, which shall stand for an ensign of the people; to it shall the Gentiles seek: and his rest shall be glorious.
Apd 23:21 Netikėk jais! Daugiau negu keturiasdešimt vyrų susitarę prisiekė nei valgyti, nei gerti, kol jo nenužudys. Jie jau dabar pasiruošę ir laukia tavo sutikimo. "
Ac 23:21 But do not thou yield unto them: for there lie in wait for him of them more than forty men, which have bound themselves with an oath, that they will neither eat nor drink till they have killed him: and now are they ready, looking for a promise from thee.
2Sam 23:13 Kartą per pjūtį trisdešimtuko vadų trejetas nuėjo pas Dovydą prie Adulamo olos. O filistinų būrys buvo pasistatęs stovyklą Refajų slėnyje.
2Sa 23:13 And three of the thirty chief went down, and came to David in the harvest time unto the cave of Adullam: and the troop of the Philistines pitched in the valley of Rephaim.
Ps 122:5 Ten pastatyti teismo sostai, Dovydo namų sostai.
Ps 122:5 For there are set thrones of judgment, the thrones of the house of David.

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