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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 17:6 Žmogus gali būti nubaustas mirtimi tik dviejų ar trijų liudytojų liudijimu; niekas neturi būti nubaustas mirtimi, prieš jį liudijant tik vienam liudytojui.
De 17:6 At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.
Ez 23:18 Kai ji puikavosi kekšystėmis, atidengdama savo gėdą, su pasibjaurėjimu nusigręžiau nuo jos, kaip buvau nusigręžęs nuo jos sesers.
Eze 23:18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
Jn 6:38 nes aš nužengiau iš dangausvykdyti ne savo valios, bet valios to, kuris mane siuntė.
Jo 6:38 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
2Kar 10:34 O kiti Jehuvo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė, ir visi jo žygdarbiai ­ argi nėra aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 10:34 Now the rest of the acts of Jehu, and all that he did, and all his might, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
Mt 14:12 Jono mokiniai atėję pasiėmė kūną, palaidojo ir davė žinią Jėzui.
Mat 14:12 And his disciples came, and took up the body, and buried it, and went and told Jesus.
Pr 47:8 Faraonas Jokūbą paklausė: "Kiek metų tęsiasi tavo gyvenimas? "
Ge 47:8 And Pharaoh said unto Jacob, How old art thou?
Sk 16:27 Jie pasitraukė nuo Koracho, Datano ir Abiramo buveinių. O Datanas ir Abiramas buvo išėję ir stovėjo prie savo palapinių įėjimo drauge su savo žmonomis, vaikais ir mažyliais.
Nu 16:27 So they gat up from the tabernacle of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram, on every side: and Dathan and Abiram came out, and stood in the door of their tents, and their wives, and their sons, and their little children.
Ez 26:4 Jos išardys Tyro mūrusir nuvers jo bokštus. Nušluosiu nuo jo dulkesir paversiu jį plika uola.
Eze 26:4 And they shall destroy the walls of Tyrus, and break down her towers: I will also scrape her dust from her, and make her like the top of a rock.
2Kar 24:20 Iš tikrųjų Jeruzalė ir Judas taip įpykdė Viešpatį, kad jis išvarė juos iš savo Artumo. Zedekijas sukilo prieš Babilono karalių.
2Ki 24:20 For through the anger of the LORD it came to pass in Jerusalem and Judah, until he had cast them out from his presence, that Zedekiah rebelled against the king of Babylon.
Žyd 11:39 Ir jie visi, nors dėl tikėjimo buvo gerai įvertinti, nesulaukė to, kas buvo pažadėta,
He 11:39 And these all, having obtained a good report through faith, received not the promise:
Ps 107:21 Tedėkoja jie Viešpačiui už jo ištikimąją meilę, už nuostabius darbus žmonijai.
Ps 107:21 Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
1Krn 6:3 Amramo sūnūs: Aaronas, Mozė ir Mirjama. Aarono sūnūs: Nadabas, Abihuvas, Eleazaras ir Itamaras.
1Ch 6:3 And the children of Amram; Aaron, and Moses, and Miriam. The sons also of Aaron; Nadab, and Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.
Iš 36:26 su keturiasdešimt sidabro pastovų: po du pastovus ­ po pirmąja lenta ir po du pastovus ­ po kiekviena kita lenta.
Ex 36:26 And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board.
Ef 4:25 Tad, pametę melus, kiekvienas kalbėkite tiesą savo artimui, nes mes esame vieni kitų nariai.
Ep 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.
Iz 49:11 Padarysiu jiems kelią per visus savo kalnus, mano vieškeliai bus nulyginti.
Isa 49:11 And I will make all my mountains a way, and my highways shall be exalted.
Zch 11:12 Tuomet jiems tariau: ‘Jei tai atrodo jums teisinga, išmokėkite man algą, bet jeigu ne, tai tiek to. ’ Jie atsvėrė man algos trisdešimt sidabro šekelių.
Zec 11:12 And I said unto them, If ye think good, give me my price; and if not, forbear. So they weighed for my price thirty pieces of silver.
Kun 12:3 Aštuntąją dieną berniuko apyvarpio oda bus apipjaustyta.
Le 12:3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.
Jn 5:47 Kadangi jūs netikite jo raštais, kaipgi patikėsite mano žodžiais? ! "
Jo 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Iz 49:25 Viešpats šitaip atsako: "Žinoma! Belaisviai bus atimti iš galiūnoir grobis išplėštas iš tirono! Aš pats esu tavo reikalo gynėjas, aš pats išvaduosiu tavo vaikus.
Isa 49:25 But thus saith the LORD, Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken away, and the prey of the terrible shall be delivered: for I will contend with him that contendeth with thee, and I will save thy children.
Fm 1:25 Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus malonė teesie su jūsų dvasia!
Phm 1:25 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen.

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