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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 7:2 Tarsi vergas jis trokšta pavėsio, tarsi samdinys laukia savo atlygio.
Job 7:2 As a servant earnestly desireth the shadow, and as an hireling looketh for the reward of his work:
Jer 25:11 Visas kraštas bus nusiaubtas, ir liks šiurpi dykynė. Visos tos tautos vergaus Babilono karaliui septyniasdešimt metų.
Jer 25:11 And this whole land shall be a desolation, and an astonishment; and these nations shall serve the king of Babylon seventy years.
Lk 9:17 Visi valgė ir pasisotino. Ir dar buvo pririnkta dvylika pintinių nulikusių gabaliukų.
Lu 9:17 And they did eat, and were all filled: and there was taken up of fragments that remained to them twelve baskets.
1Kar 7:17 Antgaliai ant stulpų viršaus buvo dengti pynėmis, po septynias vienam antgaliui ir po septynias kitam antgaliui.
1Ki 7:17 And nets of checker work, and wreaths of chain work, for the chapiters which were upon the top of the pillars; seven for the one chapiter, and seven for the other chapiter.
Žyd 6:10 Dievas nėra neteisingas. Jis nepamirš jūsų darbų, jūsų meilės, kurią parodėte jo vardui, kai tarnavote ir tebetarnaujate šventiesiems.
He 6:10 For God is not unrighteous to forget your work and labour of love, which ye have shewed toward his name, in that ye have ministered to the saints, and do minister.
Pr 31:14 Tuomet Rachelė ir Lėja, atsakydamos jam, paklausė: "Argi mes dar turime dalį ar paveldą savo tėvo namuose?
Ge 31:14 And Rachel and Leah answered and said unto him, Is there yet any portion or inheritance for us in our father's house?
Joz 24:6 Išvedžiau jūsų protėvius iš Egipto; jūs atėjote prie jūros. Bet egiptiečiai vijosi jūsų protėvius su kovos vežimais ir raiteliais iki Nendrių jūros.
Jos 24:6 And I brought your fathers out of Egypt: and ye came unto the sea; and the Egyptians pursued after your fathers with chariots and horsemen unto the Red sea.
Ps 25:14 ס Viešpats ­ pagarbiai jo bijančių draugas, patvirtinantis savo Sandorą.
Ps 25:14 The secret of the LORD is with them that fear him; and he will shew them his covenant.
Joz 5:8 Kai visos tautos apipjaustymas buvo atliktas, jie pasiliko ilsėtis stovykloje, kolei pagijo.
Jos 5:8 And it came to pass, when they had done circumcising all the people, that they abode in their places in the camp, till they were whole.
Lk 1:9 burtu teko jam įžengti į Viešpaties šventovės vidų ir aukoti smilkalus.
Lu 1:9 According to the custom of the priest's office, his lot was to burn incense when he went into the temple of the Lord.
Iš 2:8 "Puiku, nueik! " ­ atsakė faraono duktė. Mergaitė nuėjo ir pašaukė paties kūdikio motiną.
Ex 2:8 And Pharaoh's daughter said to her, Go. And the maid went and called the child's mother.
Koh 5:18 Štai ką suvokiau iš tikrųjų esant gera: žmogus turėtų valgyti ir gerti bei mėgautis visais savo triūso vaisiais po saule per tas suskaičiuotas gyvenimo dienas, kurias Dievas jam yra davęs. Juk tokia jo dalia!
Ec 5:18 Behold that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat and to drink, and to enjoy the good of all his labour that he taketh under the sun all the days of his life, which God giveth him: for it is his portion.
Apd 3:12 Tai matydamas, Petras kreipėsi į minią: "Izraelitai! Ko stebitės įvykiu ir ko taip žiūrite į mudu, tarsi mes savo galia ar savo maldingumu būtume pastatę jį ant kojų? !
Ac 3:12 And when Peter saw it, he answered unto the people, Ye men of Israel, why marvel ye at this? or why look ye so earnestly on us, as though by our own power or holiness we had made this man to walk?
2Kar 16:6 Tuo metu Edomo karalius Edomui atgavo Elatą ir išvarė iš jo judėjus. Edomitai atėjo į Elatą ir gyvena ten iki šios dienos.
2Ki 16:6 At that time Rezin king of Syria recovered Elath to Syria, and drave the Jews from Elath: and the Syrians came to Elath, and dwelt there unto this day.
Apd 15:26 kurie už mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų Kristų yra guldę savo galvas.
Ac 15:26 Men that have hazarded their lives for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Mt 27:66 Tada jie nuėję paženklino antspaudu akmenį ir pastatė sargybą.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.
Kun 13:21 Bet jei kunigas apžiūrėjęs nustato, kad plaukai ant dėmės nepabalę ir ji neįdubusi, palyginti su kita oda, bet darosi mažesnė, kunigas uždarys jį septynioms dienoms.
Le 13:21 But if the priest look on it, and, behold, there be no white hairs therein, and if it be not lower than the skin, but be somewhat dark; then the priest shall shut him up seven days:
Gal 5:21 pavydai , girtavimai, apsirijimai ir panašūs dalykai. Aš jus įspėju, kaip jau esu įspėjęs, jog tie, kurie taip daro, nepaveldės Dievo karalystės.
Ga 5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Ez 12:12 O vadas, kuris yra tarp jų, sutemus užsikels savo ryšulį ant peties ir išeis. Jie pralauš sienoje skylę jam išvesti; jis užsidengs veidą taip, kad krašto nematytų savo akimis.
Eze 12:12 And the prince that is among them shall bear upon his shoulder in the twilight, and shall go forth: they shall dig through the wall to carry out thereby: he shall cover his face, that he see not the ground with his eyes.
Žyd 7:23 Anų daugelis tapdavo kunigais, nes mirtis jiems sukliudydavo ilgiau pasilikti.
He 7:23 And they truly were many priests, because they were not suffered to continue by reason of death:

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