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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 11:13 Mat šiaurės karalius vėl sutelks kariauną, didesnę už pirmąją, ir po keleto metų vėl atžygiuos su didele kariuomene ir gausiais karo reikmenimis.
Da 11:13 For the king of the north shall return, and shall set forth a multitude greater than the former, and shall certainly come after certain years with a great army and with much riches.
Lk 7:20 Atėję pas Jėzų, tie vyrai tarė: "Jonas Krikštytojas mus pasiuntė pas tave, klausdamas: ‘Ar tu esi tas, kuris turi ateiti, ar mums laukti kito? ’"
Lu 7:20 When the men were come unto him, they said, John Baptist hath sent us unto thee, saying, Art thou he that should come? or look we for another?
2Kor 11:6 Ir jei man trūksta iškalbingumo, tai anaiptol ne pažinimo. Ir tai mes esame jums įrodę visais atžvilgiais.
2C 11:6 But though I be rude in speech, yet not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
Apd 5:29 Petras ir apaštalai atsiliepė: "Dievo reikia klausyti labiau negu žmonių.
Ac 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
1Kar 8:34 išklausyk danguje, atleisk savo tautos Izraelio nuodėmę ir sugrąžink juos vėl į kraštą, kurį davei jų protėviams.
1Ki 8:34 Then hear thou in heaven, and forgive the sin of thy people Israel, and bring them again unto the land which thou gavest unto their fathers.
1Kar 2:7 O Barzilajo Gileadiečio sūnums rodyk ištikimą meilę, nes taip jie sutiko mane, kai bėgau nuo tavo brolio Abšalomo. Tebūna jie tarp valgančiųjų prie tavo stalo.
1Ki 2:7 But shew kindness unto the sons of Barzillai the Gileadite, and let them be of those that eat at thy table: for so they came to me when I fled because of Absalom thy brother.
Ps 118:11 Jos apgulė mane, apsupdamos iš visų pusių, bet Viešpaties vardu nuo jų apsigyniau!
Ps 118:11 They compassed me about; yea, they compassed me about: but in the name of the LORD I will destroy them.
Jn 18:8 Jėzus atsiliepė: "Jau sakiau jums, kad tai aš. Jei manęs ieškote, tai leiskite šitiems pasišalinti. "
Jo 18:8 Jesus answered, I have told you that I am he: if therefore ye seek me, let these go their way:
Iš 26:17 Kiekviena lenta šonuose turės po dvi iškyšas lentoms sukabinti. Taip turės būti padirbtos visos Padangtės lentos.
Ex 26:17 Two tenons shall there be in one board, set in order one against another: thus shalt thou make for all the boards of the tabernacle.
Rd 3:13 ה Jis paleido strėles iš savo lanko, ir jos giliai susmigo į mano kūną.
La 3:13 He hath caused the arrows of his quiver to enter into my reins.
Apd 14:4 Miesto gyventojai suskilo: vieni buvo už žydus, kiti už apaštalus.
Ac 14:4 But the multitude of the city was divided: and part held with the Jews, and part with the apostles.
Apr 19:21 Visus kitus išžudė raitelis kalaviju, einančiu iš burnos. Ir visi paukščiai prisilesė jų lavonų.
Re 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Apd 26:6 Dabar aš čia stoviu ir esu teisiamas už tai, kad viliuosi pažadu, kurį Dievas yra davęs mūsų protėviams.
Ac 26:6 And now I stand and am judged for the hope of the promise made of God, unto our fathers:
Ps 63:1 Dovydo psalmė, jam esant Judo dykumoje. Dieve, tu mano Dievas, tavęs aš ieškau; mano siela tavęs ilgisi, mano kūnas tavęs trokštakaip sausa, pavargusi ir perdžiūvusi žemė.
Ps 63:1 O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;
Ef 1:3 Garbė Dievui, mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus Tėvui, kuris palaimino mus Kristujevisokeriopa dvasine palaima danguje,
Ep 1:3 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ:
Neh 3:30 Už jo Šelemijos sūnus Hananija ir Calafo šeštasis sūnus Hanūnas pataisė kitą dalį. Už jų Berechijos sūnus Mešulamas pataisė priešais savo butą.
Ne 3:30 After him repaired Hananiah the son of Shelemiah, and Hanun the sixth son of Zalaph, another piece. After him repaired Meshullam the son of Berechiah over against his chamber.
Sk 23:4 Dievas pasitiko Bileamą. "Parengiau anuos septynis aukurus ir paaukojau ant kiekvieno aukuro po jautį ir aviną", ­ pasakė jam Bileamas.
Nu 23:4 And God met Balaam: and he said unto him, I have prepared seven altars, and I have offered upon every altar a bullock and a ram.
Ps 147:7 Giedokite Viešpačiui dėkodami, šlovės giesmę mūsų Dievui lyra palydėkite.
Ps 147:7 Sing unto the LORD with thanksgiving; sing praise upon the harp unto our God:
Ez 16:9 Išmaudžiau tave vandenyje, nuploviau nuo tavęs kraują ir patepiau aliejumi.
Eze 16:9 Then washed I thee with water; yea, I throughly washed away thy blood from thee, and I anointed thee with oil.
Neh 11:25 O dėl kaimų su laukais, tai kai kas iš Judo žmonių gyveno Kirjat Arbos mieste ir jo kaimuose, Dibone ir jo kaimuose, Jekabceelyje ir jo kaimuose
Ne 11:25 And for the villages, with their fields, some of the children of Judah dwelt at Kirjatharba, and in the villages thereof, and at Dibon, and in the villages thereof, and at Jekabzeel, and in the villages thereof,

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