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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 48:8 Tu apie juos nebūsi nei ką nors girdėjęs, nei žinojęs, nes tavo ausys nuo seno buvo kurčios. Žinojau, koks tu apgaulingas, nes nuo motinos įsčių buvai vadinamas sukčiumi.
Isa 48:8 Yea, thou heardest not; yea, thou knewest not; yea, from that time that thine ear was not opened: for I knew that thou wouldest deal very treacherously, and wast called a transgressor from the womb.
Jn 4:28 O moteris, palikusi ąsotį, nubėgo į miestą ir apskelbė žmonėms:
Jo 4:28 The woman then left her waterpot, and went her way into the city, and saith to the men,
Pr 29:10 Pamatęs Rachelę, savo motinos brolio Labano dukterį, ir savo motinos brolio Labano avis, Jokūbas priėjo, nurito akmenį nuo šulinio angos ir pagirdė savo motinos brolio Labano kaimenę.
Ge 29:10 And it came to pass, when Jacob saw Rachel the daughter of Laban his mother's brother, and the sheep of Laban his mother's brother, that Jacob went near, and rolled the stone from the well's mouth, and watered the flock of Laban his mother's brother.
Pr 30:29 O Jokūbas atsakė jam: "Pats žinai, kaip tau tarnavau ir kaip sekėsi tavo gyvuliams mano globoje.
Ge 30:29 And he said unto him, Thou knowest how I have served thee, and how thy cattle was with me.
Apd 19:23 Maždaug tuo metu kilo nemažas sąmyšis dėl Kelio.
Ac 19:23 And the same time there arose no small stir about that way.
Job 31:38 Jeigu mano dirvos manimi nusiskundė, o jos vagos verkė drauge,
Job 31:38 If my land cry against me, or that the furrows likewise thereof complain;
Lk 20:2 ir klausė jį: "Sakyk, kokia galia tai darai? Kas tau davė šitą galią? ! "
Lu 20:2 And spake unto him, saying, Tell us, by what authority doest thou these things? or who is he that gave thee this authority?
Jer 10:13 Kai sugriaudžia jo balsas, šniokščia vandenys dangaus skliaute. Jis atpučia debesis nuo žemės pakraščių, padaro tviskančius žaibus lietui, išleidžia viesulus iš aptvarų.
Jer 10:13 When he uttereth his voice, there is a multitude of waters in the heavens, and he causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth; he maketh lightnings with rain, and bringeth forth the wind out of his treasures.
Job 40:6 Tada Viešpats kreipėsi į Jobą iš audros tardamas:
Job 40:6 Then answered the LORD unto Job out of the whirlwind, and said,
Job 27:20 Siaubas ištinka jį kaip staigus potvynis; naktį jį nupučia vėtra.
Job 27:20 Terrors take hold on him as waters, a tempest stealeth him away in the night.
1Krn 21:26 Ten Dovydas pastatė Viešpačiui aukurą ir atnašavo deginamąsias aukas bei bendravimo aukas. Jis šaukėsi Viešpaties, o jis atsakė ugnimi iš dangaus ant deginamosios aukos aukuro.
1Ch 21:26 And David built there an altar unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings, and called upon the LORD; and he answered him from heaven by fire upon the altar of burnt offering.
2Sam 22:44 Tu išgelbėjai mane nuo kivirčo mano tautoje, saugojai mane kaip tautų galvą; tauta, kurios nepažinau, man tarnavo.
2Sa 22:44 Thou also hast delivered me from the strivings of my people, thou hast kept me to be head of the heathen: a people which I knew not shall serve me.
Ps 119:142 Tavo teisumas ­ amžinas teisumas, ir tavo Įstatymas ­ tiesa.
Ps 119:142 Thy righteousness is an everlasting righteousness, and thy law is the truth.
Ez 23:32 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tu gersi savo sesers taurę, tokią gilią ir plačią, tu būsi paniekinta ir pajuokta, nes ji tokia talpi.
Eze 23:32 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
Ps 106:37 Savo sūnus ir dukterisjie aukojo demonams.
Ps 106:37 Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils,
Sk 24:7 Vanduo liesis iš jo kibirų, sėklą jis sės drėgnuose laukuose; jo karalius bus iškilesnis už Agagą, bus išaukštinta jo karalystė.
Nu 24:7 He shall pour the water out of his buckets, and his seed shall be in many waters, and his king shall be higher than Agag, and his kingdom shall be exalted.
Sk 27:8 Be to, izraelitams kalbėk ir sakyk: ‘Jei miršta vyras, neturėdamas sūnaus, jo paveldą pervesite jo dukteriai.
Nu 27:8 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a man die, and have no son, then ye shall cause his inheritance to pass unto his daughter.
Sk 5:25 Kunigas paims javų atnašą, pasiūbuos javų atnašą Viešpaties akivaizdoje ir nuneš ją ant aukuro.
Nu 5:25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the LORD, and offer it upon the altar:
Jer 39:4 Judo karalius Zedekijas ir visi jo kariai, pamatę juos, pabėgo, palikdami miestą nakčia karaliaus sodo keliu pro vartus tarp dviejų sienų. Jie spruko keliu link Arabos.
Jer 39:4 And it came to pass, that when Zedekiah the king of Judah saw them, and all the men of war, then they fled, and went forth out of the city by night, by the way of the king's garden, by the gate betwixt the two walls: and he went out the way of the plain.
Kol 3:23 Ką tik darytumėte, darykite iš širdies, kaip Viešpačiui, o ne žmonėms,
Co 3:23 And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;

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