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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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1Kar 10:6 Ji tarė karaliui: "Kalbos, kurias girdėjau savo šalyje apie tavo darbus ir išmintį, buvo teisingos,
1Ki 10:6 And she said to the king, It was a true report that I heard in mine own land of thy acts and of thy wisdom.
1Krn 25:16 devintas ­ Matanijui, jo sūnums ir broliams, iš viso dvylikai,
1Ch 25:16 The ninth to Mattaniah, he, his sons, and his brethren, were twelve:
2Sam 17:1 Be to, Ahitofelis tarė Abšalomui: "Leisk man išsirinkti dvylika tūkstančių vyrų ir leistis šiąnakt į žygį vytis iš paskos Dovydą.
2Sa 17:1 Moreover Ahithophel said unto Absalom, Let me now choose out twelve thousand men, and I will arise and pursue after David this night:
Jer 12:16 Ir tuomet, jei iš tikrųjų mokysis eiti mano tautos keliu, jie prisieks mano vardu: ‘Kaip gyvas Viešpats! ’ Jie, pirma mokę mano tautą prisiekinėti Baalu, turės vietos mano tautoje.
Jer 12:16 And it shall come to pass, if they will diligently learn the ways of my people, to swear by my name, The LORD liveth; as they taught my people to swear by Baal; then shall they be built in the midst of my people.
Mk 6:30 Apaštalai susirinko pas Jėzų ir apsakė jam visa, ką buvo nuveikę ir ko mokę.
Mar 6:30 And the apostles gathered themselves together unto Jesus, and told him all things, both what they had done, and what they had taught.
1Kar 6:38 Vienuoliktų metų bulo mėnesį, tai yra aštuntą mėnesį, Namai ir visos jų dalys buvo užbaigta taip, kaip sumanyta. Taigi Saliamonas statė juos septynerius metus.
1Ki 6:38 And in the eleventh year, in the month Bul, which is the eighth month, was the house finished throughout all the parts thereof, and according to all the fashion of it. So was he seven years in building it.
1Kar 14:22 Judas darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse. Savo nuodėmėmis jie pykdė jį net labiau, negu tai buvo darę jų protėviai.
1Ki 14:22 And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done.
1Krn 20:4 Po to kilo karas su filistinais prie Gezero. Tuomet Sibechajas Hušietis nukovė Sipają, kuris buvo vienas iš refajų palikuonių. Jie buvo nugalėti.
1Ch 20:4 And it came to pass after this, that there arose war at Gezer with the Philistines; at which time Sibbechai the Hushathite slew Sippai, that was of the children of the giant: and they were subdued.
Žyd 10:2 Argi tos aukos nesiliautų, jeigu aukotojai, vienąkart apvalyti, daugiau nebejaustų sąžinėje nusikaltimo?
He 10:2 For then would they not have ceased to be offered? because that the worshippers once purged should have had no more conscience of sins.
2Sam 18:1 Tada Dovydas atliko su juo esančių pajėgų apžiūrą ir paskyrė tūkstantininkus bei šimtininkus.
2Sa 18:1 And David numbered the people that were with him, and set captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds over them.
Iz 9:8 Viešpats pasiuntė žodį prieš Jokūbą; jis krito ant Izraelio.
Isa 9:8 The Lord sent a word into Jacob, and it hath lighted upon Israel.
Žyd 13:14 Čia mes neturime išliekančio miesto, bet ieškome būsimojo.
He 13:14 For here have we no continuing city, but we seek one to come.
Mt 8:3 Jėzus ištiesė ranką, palietė jį ir tarė: "Noriu, būk švarus! " Ir tuojau raupsai išnyko.
Mat 8:3 And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.
2Sam 20:1 Atsitiko taip, kad ten buvo vienas niekšas, vardu Šeba, Bichrio sūnus, benjaminas. Jis pūtė ragą, šaukdamas: "Nėra Dovyde mums dalies, nėra Jesės sūnuje mums paveldo! Izraeli, visi į savo palapines! "
2Sa 20:1 And there happened to be there a man of Belial, whose name was Sheba, the son of Bichri, a Benjamite: and he blew a trumpet, and said, We have no part in David, neither have we inheritance in the son of Jesse: every man to his tents, O Israel.
Rom 8:36 Parašyta: Dėl tavęs mes žudomi ištisą dieną, laikomi pjautinomis avimis.
Ro 8:36 As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.
Iz 40:31 bet tie, kurie pasitiki Viešpačiu, atgaus jėgas, pakils tarsi erelių sparnais, ir nepavargs bėgdami, nepails eidami.
Isa 40:31 But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Neh 6:4 Keturis sykius jie atsiuntė tą patį žodį, o aš daviau jiems tokį pat atsakymą.
Ne 6:4 Yet they sent unto me four times after this sort; and I answered them after the same manner.
Apd 7:60 Pagaliau suklupęs galingu balsu sušuko: "Viešpatie, neįskaityk jiems šios nuodėmės! " Ir, tai ištaręs, užmigo.
Ac 7:60 And he kneeled down, and cried with a loud voice, Lord, lay not this sin to their charge. And when he had said this, he fell asleep.
Ez 12:4 Išsineši savo tremtinio ryšulį dienos metu, jiems matant, tarsi ryšulį tremčiai, o pats išeisi vakare, jiems matant, kaip varomieji į tremtį.
Eze 12:4 Then shalt thou bring forth thy stuff by day in their sight, as stuff for removing: and thou shalt go forth at even in their sight, as they that go forth into captivity.
Iz 22:11 ir miesto viduje įtaisėte vandens talpyklą senojo tvenkinio vandeniui telkti. Bet jūs nekreipėte dėmesio į miesto Statytoją, nepaisėte to, kuris jį seniai pastatė.
Isa 22:11 Ye made also a ditch between the two walls for the water of the old pool: but ye have not looked unto the maker thereof, neither had respect unto him that fashioned it long ago.

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