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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 12:19 "Mokytojau, Mozė yra mums parašęs: Jei kieno brolis mirtų ir paliktų žmoną, o nepaliktų vaikų, tuomet jo brolis tegul veda našlę ir pažadina savo broliui palikuonių.
Mar 12:19 Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
Sk 13:6 iš Judo giminės ­ Jefunės sūnus Kalebas,
Nu 13:6 Of the tribe of Judah, Caleb the son of Jephunneh.
Jer 25:12 O kai bus praėję septyniasdešimt metų, aš nubausiu Babilono karalių ir tautą, chaldėjų kraštą, už jų kaltę, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Paversiu jų kraštą amžinais tyrlaukiais.
Jer 25:12 And it shall come to pass, when seventy years are accomplished, that I will punish the king of Babylon, and that nation, saith the LORD, for their iniquity, and the land of the Chaldeans, and will make it perpetual desolations.
2Kar 13:20 Eliziejus mirė ir buvo palaidotas. Tais laikais metų pradžioje kraštą užpuldinėdavo moabitų gaujos.
2Ki 13:20 And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year.
1Krn 4:40 Čia jie rado vešlių, gerų ganyklų; vieta buvo labai plati, rami ir taikinga. Pirmieji jos gyventojai priklausė chamitams.
1Ch 4:40 And they found fat pasture and good, and the land was wide, and quiet, and peaceable; for they of Ham had dwelt there of old.
Įst 10:9 Todėl Levis neturi dalies ar paveldo su savo broliais. Pats Viešpats yra jo paveldas, kaip Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra apie juos kalbėjęs.
De 10:9 Wherefore Levi hath no part nor inheritance with his brethren; the LORD is his inheritance, according as the LORD thy God promised him.
Jer 29:26 ‘Viešpats tave paskyrė kunigu vietoj kunigo Jehojados, būti prižiūrėtoju Viešpaties Namuose, idant įrakintum bet kokį pakvaišėlį, laikantį save pranašu, į trinką ir antkaklį.
Jer 29:26 The LORD hath made thee priest in the stead of Jehoiada the priest, that ye should be officers in the house of the LORD, for every man that is mad, and maketh himself a prophet, that thou shouldest put him in prison, and in the stocks.
Ps 22:8 Visi, kas mane mato, tyčiojasi iš manęsir šaipydamiesi kraipo galvas:
Ps 22:8 He trusted on the LORD that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him.
Sk 31:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 31:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Ez 20:45 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 20:45 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Kun 19:22 Kunigas atliks permaldavimą atnašos už kaltę avinu Viešpaties akivaizdoje jo labui už nuodėmę, kuria jis nusidėjo. Ir nuodėmė, kuria jis nusidėjo, bus jam atleista.
Le 19:22 And the priest shall make an atonement for him with the ram of the trespass offering before the LORD for his sin which he hath done: and the sin which he hath done shall be forgiven him.
Sk 29:32 Septintą dieną ­ septynis jaučius, du avinus, keturiolika sveikų mitulių avinėlių
Nu 29:32 And on the seventh day seven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first year without blemish:
Iz 5:30 Tą dieną riaumojimas virš jos aidėslyg šėlstančios jūros šniokštimas. Jei kas mes žvilgsnį žemėn, ten tik siaubas ir tamsa, o šviesa ­ debesų aptemdyta.
Isa 5:30 And in that day they shall roar against them like the roaring of the sea: and if one look unto the land, behold darkness and sorrow, and the light is darkened in the heavens thereof.
Jer 23:36 Bet posakio ‘Viešpaties našta’ daugiau nebeminėkite, nes jis skirtas žmogui, kuriam Viešpats patiki savo žodį. Jei jį minite, iškraipote gyvojo Dievo, Galybių Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo žodžius.
Jer 23:36 And the burden of the LORD shall ye mention no more: for every man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the living God, of the LORD of hosts our God.
Ps 102:14 Malonūs jo akmenys tavo tarnams, o jo dulkės kelia jiems užuojautą.
Ps 102:14 For thy servants take pleasure in her stones, and favour the dust thereof.
Ez 27:11 Arvado ir Helecho vyrai visur aplink budėjoant tavo mūrų, o gamadiečiai budėjo tavo bokštuose; ant mūrų aplink sukabinę savo strėlines, jie darė tave tobulai gražų. ’
Eze 27:11 The men of Arvad with thine army were upon thy walls round about, and the Gammadims were in thy towers: they hanged their shields upon thy walls round about; they have made thy beauty perfect.
1Sam 26:24 Žiūrėk, kaip šiandien tavo gyvastis buvo brangi mano akyse, taip brangi tebūna mano gyvastis Viešpaties akyse ir teišgelbsti jis mane iš visų pavojų. "
1Sa 26:24 And, behold, as thy life was much set by this day in mine eyes, so let my life be much set by in the eyes of the LORD, and let him deliver me out of all tribulation.
Rom 9:33 kaip parašyta: Štai padedu Sione suklupimo akmenį, papiktinimo uolą; bet kas juo tiki, neliks sugėdintas.
Ro 9:33 As it is written, Behold, I lay in Sion a stumblingstone and rock of offence: and whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
Apd 27:19 Trečią dieną jūrininkai savo rankomis išmetė kai kuriuos laivo įrenginius.
Ac 27:19 And the third day we cast out with our own hands the tackling of the ship.
Iš 28:37 Pririši ją prie turbano mėlyna virvele taip, kad ji būtų turbano priekyje.
Ex 28:37 And thou shalt put it on a blue lace, that it may be upon the mitre; upon the forefront of the mitre it shall be.

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