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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 7:25 Bet dėkui Dievui ­ per mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų Kristų! Taigi aš pats protu tarnauju Dievo įstatymui, o kūnu ­ nuodėmės įstatymui.
Ro 7:25 I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.
1Kar 22:44 Be to, jis sudarė taiką su Izraelio karaliumi.
1Ki 22:44 And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.
Pr 45:27 Bet kai jam atpasakojo visa, ką Juozapas buvo sakęs, ir jis pamatė Juozapo atsiųstus vežimus jam atvežti, jų tėvo Jokūbo dvasia atgijo.
Ge 45:27 And they told him all the words of Joseph, which he had said unto them: and when he saw the wagons which Joseph had sent to carry him, the spirit of Jacob their father revived:
Tit 3:14 Tesimoko ir mūsiškiai pirmauti gerais darbais būtinoms reikmėms patenkinti, kad neliktų bevaisiai.
Ti 3:14 And let our's also learn to maintain good works for necessary uses, that they be not unfruitful.
Sk 31:2 "Atkeršyk midjaniečiams už izraelitus; po to tu būsi paimtas pas savo giminę. "
Nu 31:2 Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.
Kun 25:43 Nesielgsi su juo šiurkščiai, bet bijosi savo Dievo.
Le 25:43 Thou shalt not rule over him with rigour; but shalt fear thy God.
Oz 10:14 karo dundesys kils prieš tavo tautą. Visos tavo tvirtovės bus sunaikintos, kaip Šalmanas mūšio dieną sunaikino Bet Arbelį, kai motinos buvo kapojamos drauge su kūdikiais.
Ho 10:14 Therefore shall a tumult arise among thy people, and all thy fortresses shall be spoiled, as Shalman spoiled Betharbel in the day of battle: the mother was dashed in pieces upon her children.
Pr 30:23 Ji tapo nėščia ir pagimdė sūnų, tardama: "Dievas nuėmė nuo manęs gėdą! "
Ge 30:23 And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, God hath taken away my reproach:
Neh 7:12 Elamo palikuonių tūkstantis du šimtai penkiasdešimt keturi,
Ne 7:12 The children of Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty and four.
Iš 16:20 Bet jie Mozės nepaklausė. Kai kurie pasiliko šiek tiek ir rytojui, bet ji sukirmijo ir dvokė. Ant jų Mozė supyko.
Ex 16:20 Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto Moses; but some of them left of it until the morning, and it bred worms, and stank: and Moses was wroth with them.
Tit 3:15 Tave sveikina visi esantys su manimi. Pasveikink tuos, kurie myli mus tikėjime. Malonė su jumis visais!
Ti 3:15 All that are with me salute thee. Greet them that love us in the faith. Grace be with you all. Amen.
Jer 32:17 ‘Ak, Viešpatie DIEVE! Žiūrėk! Tu padarei dangus ir žemę didžia savo galybe, savo pakelta ranka. Nėra tau negalimo dalyko!
Jer 32:17 Ah Lord GOD! behold, thou hast made the heaven and the earth by thy great power and stretched out arm, and there is nothing too hard for thee:
2Pt 1:5 Todėl parodykite visą stropumą, kad savo tikėjimu ugdytumėte dorybę, dorybe ­ pažinimą,
2P 1:5 And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge;
Fil 2:6 Jis, turėdamas Dievo pavidalą, nelaikė grobiu būti lygiam su Dievu,
Phil 2:6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
1Kar 20:9 Tad Ben Hadado pasiuntiniams jis tarė: "Pasakykite mano viešpačiui karaliui: ‘Visa, ko tu iš pradžių reikalavai iš savo tarno, aš padarysiu. Bet šito dalyko padaryti negaliu. ’" Pasiuntiniai išėjo ir jam tai pranešė.
1Ki 20:9 Wherefore he said unto the messengers of Benhadad, Tell my lord the king, All that thou didst send for to thy servant at the first I will do: but this thing I may not do. And the messengers departed, and brought him word again.
Jn 15:6 Kas nepasiliks manyje, bus išmestas laukanir sudžius kaip šakelė. Paskui surinks šakeles, įmes į ugnį, ir jos sudegs.
Jo 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.
Iz 59:8 Ramybės kelio jie nepažino, teisingumo nėra jų takuose. Jie pasidarė sau kreivas vėžes; kas jomis eina, tas ramybės nepažįsta.
Isa 59:8 The way of peace they know not; and there is no judgment in their goings: they have made them crooked paths: whosoever goeth therein shall not know peace.
2Kar 19:36 Asirijos karalius Sanheribas pasitraukė ir, sugrįžęs namo, gyveno Ninevėje.
2Ki 19:36 So Sennacherib king of Assyria departed, and went and returned, and dwelt at Nineveh.
Įst 25:18 kaip jis užpuldinėjo tave pakeliui, kai buvai išalkęs, ir, nebijodamas Dievo, žudė visus atsilikusius.
De 25:18 How he met thee by the way, and smote the hindmost of thee, even all that were feeble behind thee, when thou wast faint and weary; and he feared not God.
Joz 22:17 Nejau Peoro nuodėmė, atnešusi marą Viešpaties bendrijai, toks mažas dalykas? Juk nuo jos mes ligi šios dienos dar nesame apsivalę,
Jos 22:17 Is the iniquity of Peor too little for us, from which we are not cleansed until this day, although there was a plague in the congregation of the LORD,

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