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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 6:8 Vienas mokinys, Simono Petro brolis Andriejus, jam pasakė:
Jo 6:8 One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
Ts 5:18 O Zabulonas yra tauta, metusi iššūkį mirčiai, taip pat Naftalis ant lygumos aukštumų.
Judg 5:18 Zebulun and Naphtali were a people that jeoparded their lives unto the death in the high places of the field.
Ts 21:4 Kitą dieną žmonės pakilo anksti, pastatė aukurą ir atnašavo deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas.
Judg 21:4 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the people rose early, and built there an altar, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings.
Kun 15:17 Bet koks audinys ar oda, ant kurių užkristų sėkla, turi būti išskalbti vandenyje, o vyras bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:17 And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
Žyd 7:6 O tas, kuris savęs iš jų nekildino, yra ėmęs dešimtinę iš Abraomo ir palaiminęs tą, kuris turėjo pažadą.
He 7:6 But he whose descent is not counted from them received tithes of Abraham, and blessed him that had the promises.
Sk 1:47 Tačiau levitai kartu su kitais nebuvo surašyti pagal jų protėvių giminę .
Nu 1:47 But the Levites after the tribe of their fathers were not numbered among them.
Ts 20:29 Tada Izraelis aplink Gibėją išstatė pasalas.
Judg 20:29 And Israel set liers in wait round about Gibeah.
Lk 15:20 Jis pasiryžo ir iškeliavo pas tėvą. Tėvas pažino jį iš tolo, labai susi-graudino, pribėgo prie jo, puolė ant kaklo ir pabučiavo.
Lu 15:20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
Mt 26:26 Vakarieniaujant Jėzus paėmė duoną, palaimino, laužė ir davė mokiniams, tardamas: "Imkite ir valgykite: tai yra mano kūnas. "
Mat 26:26 And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body.
1Kar 2:45 O karalius Saliamonas bus palaimintas, ir Dovydo sostas išliks Viešpaties akivaizdoje amžinai! "
1Ki 2:45 And king Solomon shall be blessed, and the throne of David shall be established before the LORD for ever.
1Krn 5:19 Jie kariavo su hagarais ­ Jetūru, Nafišu bei Nodabu
1Ch 5:19 And they made war with the Hagarites, with Jetur, and Nephish, and Nodab.
Am 3:9 Paskelbkite tvirtovėms Ašdode, tvirtovėms Egipto žemėje ir sakykite: ‘Rinkitės ant kalno, vardu Samarija, ir pamatysite, kokie baisūs ten sąmyšiaiir kokia priespauda joje. ’
Am 3:9 Publish in the palaces at Ashdod, and in the palaces in the land of Egypt, and say, Assemble yourselves upon the mountains of Samaria, and behold the great tumults in the midst thereof, and the oppressed in the midst thereof.
Jn 13:19 Sakau jums jau dabar, prieš įvykstant, kad įvykus tikėtumėte, jog Aš Esu.
Jo 13:19 Now I tell you before it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye may believe that I am he.
Įst 18:20 O pranašas, drįstantis tarti mano vardu pranašavimą, kurio aš jam neįsakiau tarti, ar kalbantis kitų dievų vardu, turi mirti. ’
De 18:20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.
Pr 27:32 Jo tėvas Izaokas paklausė: "O kas tu būsi? " ­ "Tavo pirmagimis sūnus Ezavas", ­ atsakė šis.
Ge 27:32 And Isaac his father said unto him, Who art thou? And he said, I am thy son, thy firstborn Esau.
Ps 31:20 Savo Artumo užuovėjoje paslepi juosnuo žmonių kėslų, apsaugai savo pastogėjenuo priekabių liežuvių.
Ps 31:20 Thou shalt hide them in the secret of thy presence from the pride of man: thou shalt keep them secretly in a pavilion from the strife of tongues.
Apd 13:50 Tuo tarpu žydai sukurstė pamaldžias bei kilmingas moteris ir įtakingus miesto piliečius. Jie sukėlė Pauliaus ir Barnabo persekiojimą ir išvijo juos iš savo žemių.
Ac 13:50 But the Jews stirred up the devout and honourable women, and the chief men of the city, and raised persecution against Paul and Barnabas, and expelled them out of their coasts.
Pr 45:25 Jie pakilo iš Egipto ir parvyko pas savo tėvą Jokūbą į Kanaano kraštą.
Ge 45:25 And they went up out of Egypt, and came into the land of Canaan unto Jacob their father,
1Kar 7:51 Taip buvo baigti visi darbai, kurių Saliamonas buvo ėmęsis Viešpaties Namuose. Saliamonas atnešė savo tėvo Dovydo šventąsias dovanas ­ sidabrą, auksą ir reikmenis ­ ir padėjo jas į Viešpaties Namų iždą.
1Ki 7:51 So was ended all the work that king Solomon made for the house of the LORD. And Solomon brought in the things which David his father had dedicated; even the silver, and the gold, and the vessels, did he put among the treasures of the house of the LORD.
2Sam 18:30 ­ "Paėjėk į šalį ir palauk čia", ­ tarė jam karalius. Jis paėjėjo ir laukė.
2Sa 18:30 And the king said unto him, Turn aside, and stand here. And he turned aside, and stood still.

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