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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Pat 23:32 bet galų gale kerta kaip gyvatėir gelia kaip angis.
Pr 23:32 At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Ps 119:12 Būk pašlovintas, Viešpatie! Išmokyk mane savo įstatų.
Ps 119:12 Blessed art thou, O LORD: teach me thy statutes.
Mt 16:22 Tada Petras, pasivadinęs jį į šalį, ėmė drausti: "Nieku gyvu, Viešpatie, tau neturi taip atsitikti! "
Mat 16:22 Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee.
Pr 4:15 Tuomet Viešpats jam tarė: "Taip nebus! Jei kas užmuštų Kainą, už Kainą bus atkeršyta septyneriopai". Ir Viešpats paženklino Kainą žyme, kad kas nors, jį užtikęs, neužmuštų.
Ge 4:15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
Dan 2:6 Bet jei atskleisite man šį sapną ir paaiškinsite, tai gausite iš manęs dovanų, atpildą ir didžią garbę. "
Da 2:6 But if ye shew the dream, and the interpretation thereof, ye shall receive of me gifts and rewards and great honour: therefore shew me the dream, and the interpretation thereof.
1Krn 9:7 Iš Benjamino giminės palikuonių: Saluvas, sūnus Mešulamo, sūnaus Hodavijos, sūnaus Ha Senūvos;
1Ch 9:7 And of the sons of Benjamin; Sallu the son of Meshullam, the son of Hodaviah, the son of Hasenuah,
Įst 18:21 Galbūt tu klausi: ‘Kaip galima žinoti, kad tas pranašavimas nėra Viešpaties ištartas? ’
De 18:21 And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?
Kun 17:15 Kiekvienas žmogus, izraelitas ar ateivis, kuris valgytų, kas nugaišo ar buvo žvėries sudraskyta, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, apsiplauti vandeniu ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro. Tada jis taps švarus.
Le 17:15 And every soul that eateth that which died of itself, or that which was torn with beasts, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger, he shall both wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even: then shall he be clean.
Sk 10:36 O kai tik ji būdavo padedama poilsio, jis sakydavo: "Sugrįžk, Viešpatie, prie nesuskaitomų Izraelio tūkstančių! "
Nu 10:36 And when it rested, he said, Return, O LORD, unto the many thousands of Israel.
Iz 45:25 Tik per Viešpatį visi Izraelio palikuonysras teisumą ir šlovę. "
Isa 45:25 In the LORD shall all the seed of Israel be justified, and shall glory.
Joz 7:9 Išgirs apie tai kanaaniečiai ir kiti krašto gyventojai, apsups mus ir nušluos mūsų vardą nuo žemės. Ką tu darysi tuomet savo didžiam vardui? "
Jos 7:9 For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall hear of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy great name?
Ps 125:5 Bet tuos, kurie eina kreivais keliais, Viešpats nuvys kartu su nedorėliais. Tebūna ramybė Izraeliui!
Ps 125:5 As for such as turn aside unto their crooked ways, the LORD shall lead them forth with the workers of iniquity: but peace shall be upon Israel.
Kol 2:13 Taip pat ir jus, mirusius nusikaltimais ir kūno neapipjaustymu, jis atgaivino kartu su Kristumi, dovanodamas visus nusikaltimus.
Co 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Ezd 6:9 Ko tik reikėtų ­ jautukų, avinų ar avių deginamosioms aukoms dangaus Dievui, kviečių, druskos, vyno ar aliejaus kunigų reikalams Jeruzalėje, tebūna jiems be perstojo kasdien duodama,
Ezr 6:9 And that which they have need of, both young bullocks, and rams, and lambs, for the burnt offerings of the God of heaven, wheat, salt, wine, and oil, according to the appointment of the priests which are at Jerusalem, let it be given them day by day without fail:
Iz 23:15 Nuo tos dienos Tyras bus užmirštas septyniasdešimt metų, kiek tveria karaliaus amžius. Pasibaigus septyniasdešimt metų, Tyrui bus taip, kaip giesmėje giedama apie patvirkėlę:
Isa 23:15 And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall Tyre sing as an harlot.
Oz 4:2 Kreiva priesaika, melagystė, žmogžudystė, vagystė ir svetimavimas įsigalėjo, kraujo praliejimas po kraujo praliejimo.
Ho 4:2 By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood.
Pr 16:5 Tuomet Saraja tarė Abromui: "Tu kaltas dėl man daromos skriaudos! Daviau savo tarnaitę tau į glėbį, o ji, pasijutusi nėščia, žiūri į mane su panieka. Tebūna Viešpats tavo ir mano teisėjas! "
Ge 16:5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.
Ezd 10:8 o jei kas per tris dienas nepasirodys, tam pareigūnų ir seniūnų nutarimu bus atimta visa nuosavybė, o jis pats bus atskirtas nuo sugrįžusiųjų iš tremties bendrijos.
Ezr 10:8 And that whosoever would not come within three days, according to the counsel of the princes and the elders, all his substance should be forfeited, and himself separated from the congregation of those that had been carried away.
Ps 62:12 ir kad ištikima meilė yra tavo, Viešpatie. Juk tu atlygini kiekvienam pagal jo darbus.
Ps 62:12 Also unto thee, O Lord, belongeth mercy: for thou renderest to every man according to his work.
1Kar 22:17 Tada Michėjas tarė: "Aš mačiau visą Izraelį, išblaškytą kalnuose kaip avis be piemens. O Viešpats kalbėjo: ‘Jie neturi šeimininko; teeina kiekvienas į savo namus ramybėje! ’"
1Ki 22:17 And he said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the LORD said, These have no master: let them return every man to his house in peace.

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