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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Zch 11:1 Atidaryk, Libane, savo duris, ir tesuryja ugnis tavo kedrus!
Zec 11:1 Open thy doors, O Lebanon, that the fire may devour thy cedars.
Ts 11:16 Išėjęs iš Egipto, Izraelis keliavo per dykumą iki Nendrių jūros ir atėjo į Kadešą.
Judg 11:16 But when Israel came up from Egypt, and walked through the wilderness unto the Red sea, and came to Kadesh;
2Sam 19:39 Visi žmonės perėjo Jordaną. Karalius, pasiruošus pereiti upę, pabučiavo Barzilają ir atsisveikino. Tada Barzilajas sugrįžo į namus.
2Sa 19:39 And all the people went over Jordan. And when the king was come over, the king kissed Barzillai, and blessed him; and he returned unto his own place.
Joz 22:27 bet liudyti mums ir jums, ir būsimoms kartoms, kad turime teisę tarnauti Viešpačiui jo Artume savo deginamosiomis aukomis, atnašomis bei bendravimo aukomis, idant jūsų vaikai niekada nesakytų mūsų vaikams: ‘Viešpatyje dalies jūs neturite! ’
Jos 22:27 But that it may be a witness between us, and you, and our generations after us, that we might do the service of the LORD before him with our burnt offerings, and with our sacrifices, and with our peace offerings; that your children may not say to our children in time to come, Ye have no part in the LORD.
Jer 6:12 Kitiems atiteks jų namai, taip pat laukai ir žmonos, kai aš pakelsiu rankąprieš šio krašto gyventojus, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 6:12 And their houses shall be turned unto others, with their fields and wives together: for I will stretch out my hand upon the inhabitants of the land, saith the LORD.
Neh 9:11 Tu perskyrei jūrą, kad jie pereitų per jūrą sausa žeme, bet nubloškei į gelmes jų persekiotojus, tartum akmenį į šėlstančius vandenis.
Ne 9:11 And thou didst divide the sea before them, so that they went through the midst of the sea on the dry land; and their persecutors thou threwest into the deeps, as a stone into the mighty waters.
Jer 27:11 O tautą, kuri palenks savo sprandą po Babilono karaliaus jungu ir bus jam pavaldi, paliksiu jos žemėje, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ dirbti ir gyventi. ’
Jer 27:11 But the nations that bring their neck under the yoke of the king of Babylon, and serve him, those will I let remain still in their own land, saith the LORD; and they shall till it, and dwell therein.
Ez 13:8 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kadangi skelbėte niekus ir regėjote melą, aš prieš jus, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 13:8 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye have spoken vanity, and seen lies, therefore, behold, I am against you, saith the Lord GOD.
Kun 8:8 Uždėjo jam krūtinės dėklą, o į krūtinės dėklą įdėjo Urimus ir Tumimus.
Le 8:8 And he put the breastplate upon him: also he put in the breastplate the Urim and the Thummim.
Job 14:15 Tu pašauktumei, o aš tau atsakyčiau, ir tu ilgėtumeisi savo rankų kūrinio.
Job 14:15 Thou shalt call, and I will answer thee: thou wilt have a desire to the work of thine hands.
Jn 10:5 Paskui svetimą jos neseks, bet nuo jo bėgs, nes nepažįsta svetimųjų balso. "
Jo 10:5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.
Mt 13:56 Ir jo seserys ­ argi jos ne visos gyvena pas mus? Iš kur jam visa tai? " Ir jie ėmė piktintis juo.
Mat 13:56 And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?
Iz 9:10 "Plytos subiro, bet mes statysime iš tašytų akmenų; platanai iškirsti, bet mes vietoj jų imsime kedrus. "
Isa 9:10 The bricks are fallen down, but we will build with hewn stones: the sycomores are cut down, but we will change them into cedars.
Jok 1:3 Supraskite: jūsų tikėjimo išmėginimas gimdo ištvermę,
Ja 1:3 Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.
Jer 11:2 Paskelbk juos Judo žmonėms ir Jeruzalės gyventojams,
Jer 11:2 Hear ye the words of this covenant, and speak unto the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem;
Joz 8:32 Ten, izraelitų akivaizdoje, Jozuė užrašė ant akmenų nuorašą Įstatymo, kurį Mozė buvo surašęs izraelitams.
Jos 8:32 And he wrote there upon the stones a copy of the law of Moses, which he wrote in the presence of the children of Israel.
1Tes 4:7 Dievas mus pašaukė ne susitepimui, bet šventėjimui.
1Th 4:7 For God hath not called us unto uncleanness, but unto holiness.
Job 32:17 Dabar atvirai pasakysiu savo nuomonęir pareikšiu, ką žinau.
Job 32:17 I said, I will answer also my part, I also will shew mine opinion.
Pr 50:24 Po kurio laiko Juozapas tarė savo broliams: "Aš mirštu, bet Dievas tikrai aplankys jus ir išves iš šio krašto į kraštą, kurį pažadėjo, prisiekdamas Abraomui, Izaokui ir Jokūbui. "
Ge 50:24 And Joseph said unto his brethren, I die: and God will surely visit you, and bring you out of this land unto the land which he sware to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob.
Sk 22:41 Kitą dieną Balakas paėmė Bileamą ir užvedė jį ant Bamot Baalo. Iš ten jis galėjo matyti dalį tautos.
Nu 22:41 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Balak took Balaam, and brought him up into the high places of Baal, that thence he might see the utmost part of the people.

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