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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 8:20 Avinas buvo sukapotas, ir galvą, dalis bei taukus Mozė ant aukuro pavertė dūmais.
Le 8:20 And he cut the ram into pieces; and Moses burnt the head, and the pieces, and the fat.
Ts 7:9 Tą pačią naktį Viešpats tarė jam: "Kelkis ir pulk stovyklą, nes atidaviau ją tau į rankas.
Judg 7:9 And it came to pass the same night, that the LORD said unto him, Arise, get thee down unto the host; for I have delivered it into thine hand.
1Krn 9:3 Kai kurie iš Judo giminės palikuonių, kai kurie iš Benjamino giminės palikuonių ir kai kurie iš Efraimo bei Manaso giminių palikuonių apsigyveno Jeruzalėje.
1Ch 9:3 And in Jerusalem dwelt of the children of Judah, and of the children of Benjamin, and of the children of Ephraim, and Manasseh;
Joz 8:35 Nebuvo nė vieno žodžio iš visų, Mozės įsakytų, kurio Jozuė nebūtų perskaitęs visos Izraelio bendrijos akivaizdoje, įskaitant moteris, vaikus ir tarp jų gyvenančius ateivius.
Jos 8:35 There was not a word of all that Moses commanded, which Joshua read not before all the congregation of Israel, with the women, and the little ones, and the strangers that were conversant among them.
Apd 1:13 Parėję jie susirinko aukštutiniame kambaryje, kur buvo apsistoję. Ten buvo Petras, Jonas, Jokūbas ir Andriejus, Pilypas ir Tomas, Baltramiejus ir Matas, Alfiejaus sūnus Jokūbas, Simonas Uolusis ir Judas, Jokūbo brolis.
Ac 1:13 And when they were come in, they went up into an upper room, where abode both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas the brother of James.
Joz 22:1 Tada Jozuė pasišaukė Rubeno ir Gado giminių ir pusės Manaso giminės žmones
Jos 22:1 Then Joshua called the Reubenites, and the Gadites, and the half tribe of Manasseh,
1Krn 6:2 Kehato sūnūs: Amramas, Iccharas, Hebronas ir Uzielis.
1Ch 6:2 And the sons of Kohath; Amram, Izhar, and Hebron, and Uzziel.
1Krn 8:29 Gibeone gyveno Gibeono įkūrėjas Jejelis. Jo žmonos vardas buvo Maaka.
1Ch 8:29 And at Gibeon dwelt the father of Gibeon; whose wife's name was Maachah:
1Krn 1:53 Kenazo, Temano, Mibcaro,
1Ch 1:53 Duke Kenaz, duke Teman, duke Mibzar,
Jok 2:26 Kaip kūnas be dvasios miręs, taip ir tikėjimas be darbų negyvas.
Ja 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
Pat 4:18 O teisiųjų takas ­ tarsi aušros šviesa, vis labiau švintanti iki skaisčios dienos.
Pr 4:18 But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
Ez 34:24 Ir aš, Viešpats, būsiu jų Dievas, o mano tarnas Dovydas bus jų valdovas, ­ aš, Viešpats, pasakiau.
Eze 34:24 And I the LORD will be their God, and my servant David a prince among them; I the LORD have spoken it.
Iš 37:26 Aptraukė aukurą grynu auksu ­ viršų, visus šonus bei ragus ir aplenkė aukso apvadu.
Ex 37:26 And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about.
Pr 17:15 Dievas kalbėjo Abraomui: "O savo žmonos Sarajos nebevadinsi Saraja, nes jos vardas bus Sara.
Ge 17:15 And God said unto Abraham, As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.
Mk 4:22 Juk nėra nieko slapta, kas neturėtų būti atidengta, ir nieko paslėpta, kas neišeitų aikštėn.
Mar 4:22 For there is nothing hid, which shall not be manifested; neither was any thing kept secret, but that it should come abroad.
Lk 22:16 Sakau jums, nuo šiol aš daugiau jos nebevalgysiu, kolei ji išsipildys Dievo karalystėje. "
Lu 22:16 For I say unto you, I will not any more eat thereof, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of God.
1Jn 2:28 Taigi dabar, vaikeliai, pasilikite jame, kad, kai jis pasirodys, turėtume pasitikėjimąir, kai ateis, nereikėtų su gėda nuo jo pasitraukti.
1J 2:28 And now, little children, abide in him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before him at his coming.
Apd 19:17 Tatai sužinojo visi žydai ir graikai, gyvenantys Efeze. Visus pagavo baimė, o Jėzaus vardas buvo išaukštintas.
Ac 19:17 And this was known to all the Jews and Greeks also dwelling at Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified.
Pr 30:15 Lėja jai atšovė: "Nejau tau negana, kad atėmei mano vyrą? Argi norėtum atimti ir mano sūnaus mandragoras? " Rachelė atsakė: "Teguli jis šią naktį su tavimi už tavo sūnaus mandragoras. "
Ge 30:15 And she said unto her, Is it a small matter that thou hast taken my husband? and wouldest thou take away my son's mandrakes also? And Rachel said, Therefore he shall lie with thee to night for thy son's mandrakes.
Jn 11:43 Tai pasakęs, jis galingu balsu sušuko: "Lozoriau, išeik! "
Jo 11:43 And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.

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