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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kor 15:36 Neišmanėli! Ką tu pasėji, neatgimsta, jei prieš tai nenumiršta.
1C 15:36 Thou fool, that which thou sowest is not quickened, except it die:
Apd 13:44 Kitą šabą kone visas miestas susirinko pasiklausyti Viešpaties žodžio.
Ac 13:44 And the next sabbath day came almost the whole city together to hear the word of God.
2Krn 12:1 Kai Rehabeamo karalystė buvo įtvirtinta ir Rehabeamas tapo galingas, jis paliko Viešpaties mokymą, o su juo ir visas Izraelis.
2Ch 12:1 And it came to pass, when Rehoboam had established the kingdom, and had strengthened himself, he forsook the law of the LORD, and all Israel with him.
Ps 65:3 su savo nuodėmėmis. Mūsų kaltės mus palaužia, bet tu jas atleidi.
Ps 65:3 Iniquities prevail against me: as for our transgressions, thou shalt purge them away.
Job 23:9 Kairėje jis slepiasi, tik negaliu rasti; gręžiuosi į dešinę, bet negaliu jo matyti.
Job 23:9 On the left hand, where he doth work, but I cannot behold him: he hideth himself on the right hand, that I cannot see him:
Mt 27:41 Taip pat tyčiojosi aukštieji kunigai su Rašto aiškintojais ir seniūnais,
Mat 27:41 Likewise also the chief priests mocking him, with the scribes and elders, said,
Ps 34:10 כ Net liūtukai kenčia skurdą ir alkį, o einantiems pas Viešpatį nieko netrūksta.
Ps 34:10 The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the LORD shall not want any good thing.
Pr 43:31 Tuomet, nusiprausęs veidą, vėl pasirodė ir valdydamasis paliepė: "Paduokite valgius! "
Ge 43:31 And he washed his face, and went out, and refrained himself, and said, Set on bread.
1Sam 20:39 Berniukas nieko neįtarė. Tik Jehonatanas ir Dovydas žinojo apie susitarimą.
1Sa 20:39 But the lad knew not any thing: only Jonathan and David knew the matter.
Mt 28:14 O jeigu apie tai išgirstų valdytojas, mes jį perkalbėsime ir apginsime jus. "
Mat 28:14 And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you.
Est 6:2 Skaitant rastas įrašas, kad Mordechajas buvo pranešęs apie Bigtaną ir Terešą, du karaliaus eunuchus, rūmų slenksčio sargus, rengusius sąmokslą nužudyti karalių Ahasverą.
Es 6:2 And it was found written, that Mordecai had told of Bigthana and Teresh, two of the king's chamberlains, the keepers of the door, who sought to lay hand on the king Ahasuerus.
Iš 37:12 Padarė aplink jį plaštakos platumo briauną, o aplink briauną ­ aukso apvadą.
Ex 37:12 Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about.
Jn 5:40 bet jūs nenorite ateiti pas mane, kad turėtumėte gyvenimą.
Jo 5:40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life.
Ts 20:39 pagrindinis Izraelio būrys turės atsigręžti ir priešintis. Benjaminas buvo pradėjęs mūšį ir jau užmušęs apie trisdešimt Izraelio vyrų. Tad jie manė: "Iš tikrųjų privertėme juos bėgti, kaip ir pirmajame mūšyje! "
Judg 20:39 And when the men of Israel retired in the battle, Benjamin began to smite and kill of the men of Israel about thirty persons: for they said, Surely they are smitten down before us, as in the first battle.
Mt 5:39 O aš jums sakau: nesipriešink piktam [žmogui], bet jei kas tave užgautų per dešinį skruostą, atsuk jam ir kitą.
Mat 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
2Sam 6:15 Taip Dovydas ir visi Izraelio namai gabeno Viešpaties Skrynią, lydėdami šauksmais ir rago gaudesiu.
2Sa 6:15 So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the LORD with shouting, and with the sound of the trumpet.
2Kar 1:6 Šie atsakė: "Mus pasitiko vienas vyras ir tarė: ‘Grįžkite pas karalių, kuris jus išsiuntė, ir pasakykite jam: ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Nejaugi nėra Dievo Izraelyje, kad turi siųsti žmones teirautis pas Ekrono dievą Baal Zebubą? Užtat iš lovos, į kurią atgulei, neišlipsi ir turėsi mirti. ’"
2Ki 1:6 And they said unto him, There came a man up to meet us, and said unto us, Go, turn again unto the king that sent you, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Is it not because there is not a God in Israel, that thou sendest to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron? therefore thou shalt not come down from that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
Sk 31:29 Paimk tai iš jų pusės ir atiduok kunigui Eleazarui kaip atnašą Viešpačiui.
Nu 31:29 Take it of their half, and give it unto Eleazar the priest, for an heave offering of the LORD.
Neh 4:5 Neuždenk jų kaltės, teneišdyla jų nuodėmė tavo akivaizdoje, nes jie įžeidė statytojus!
Ne 4:5 And cover not their iniquity, and let not their sin be blotted out from before thee: for they have provoked thee to anger before the builders.
1Kar 11:12 Bet dėl tavo tėvo Dovydo to nedarysiu tavo dienomis. Iš tavo sūnaus rankos ją atplėšiu.
1Ki 11:12 Notwithstanding in thy days I will not do it for David thy father's sake: but I will rend it out of the hand of thy son.

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