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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 36:17 Po to jie Baruchą klausinėjo: "Prašom pasakyti mums, kaip užrašei visus šiuos žodžius? Ar iš jo lūpų? "
Jer 36:17 And they asked Baruch, saying, Tell us now, How didst thou write all these words at his mouth?
2Krn 13:1 Aštuonioliktais karaliaus Jeroboamo metais Abija tapo Judo karaliumi.
2Ch 13:1 Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abijah to reign over Judah.
2Kor 7:6 Bet Dievas, nuolankiųjų guodėjas, palinksmino mus Tito atvykimu.
2C 7:6 Nevertheless God, that comforteth those that are cast down, comforted us by the coming of Titus;
Lk 1:49 nes didžių dalykų padarė man Visagalis, ir šventas yra jo vardas!
Lu 1:49 For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.
Ts 8:8 Iš ten jis nuėjo į Penuelį ir paprašė jų to paties, ir Penuelio žmonės jam atsakė kaip Sukotų žmonės.
Judg 8:8 And he went up thence to Penuel, and spake unto them likewise: and the men of Penuel answered him as the men of Succoth had answered him.
Ts 13:7 Jis man tarė: ‘Tikėk manimi, tu pastosi ir pagimdysi sūnų. Negerk nei vyno, nei kito svaigaus gėrimo ir nevalgyk nieko, kas nešvaru, nes berniukas bus nazyras Dievui nuo gimimo ligi savo mirties dienos. "
Judg 13:7 But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
Joz 15:41 Gederotai, Bet Dagonas, Naama ir Makeda ­ šešiolika miestų su jiems pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis;
Jos 15:41 And Gederoth, Bethdagon, and Naamah, and Makkedah; sixteen cities with their villages:
Įst 28:30 Jei susižadėsi su moterimi, kitas vyras su ja suguls; jei pasistatysi namus, juose negyvensi; jei įsiveisi vynuogyną, jo vaisiais nesidžiaugsi.
De 28:30 Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: thou shalt build an house, and thou shalt not dwell therein: thou shalt plant a vineyard, and shalt not gather the grapes thereof.
Rom 4:17 kaip parašyta: Aš padariau tave daugelio tautų tėvu akivaizdoje Dievo, kuriuo jis tikėjo, kuris atgaivina numirusius ir iš nebūties pašaukia būti daiktus.
Ro 4:17 (As it is written, I have made thee a father of many nations,) before him whom he believed, even God, who quickeneth the dead, and calleth those things which be not as though they were.
Pr 14:19 Jis palaimino Abromą, tardamas: "Tepalaimina AbromąDievas Aukščiausiasis, dangaus ir žemės Kūrėjas!
Ge 14:19 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Abram of the most high God, possessor of heaven and earth:
1Kar 13:15 "Eikš su manimi, ­ tarė jam pranašas, ­ ir ko nors užvalgyk. "
1Ki 13:15 Then he said unto him, Come home with me, and eat bread.
Ps 75:7 Tai Dievas teisia; vieną jis pažemina, kitą išaukština.
Ps 75:7 But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.
Ez 28:12 "Žmogau, raudok dėl Tyro karaliaus ir sakyk jam: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tu buvai tobulumo antspaudas, kupinas išmintiesir tobulo grožio.
Eze 28:12 Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
Joz 3:8 O tu savo ruožtu kunigams, nešantiems Sandoros Skrynią, įsakysi: ‘Atėję prie Jordano vandenų pakrantės, stovėsite Jordano upėje. ’"
Jos 3:8 And thou shalt command the priests that bear the ark of the covenant, saying, When ye are come to the brink of the water of Jordan, ye shall stand still in Jordan.
Ps 119:164 Šlovinu tave kasdien septynis kartus, nes teisūs tavo sprendimai.
Ps 119:164 Seven times a day do I praise thee because of thy righteous judgments.
2Kor 11:17 Ką pasakysiu, pasakysiu ne Viešpaties valia, bet tartum kvailiodamas ir manydamas galįs pasigirti.
2C 11:17 That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.
2Krn 9:23 Visi žemės karaliai stengėsi pamatyti Saliamoną, norėdami išgirsti išmintį, kurią Dievas buvo įdėjęs jam į širdį.
2Ch 9:23 And all the kings of the earth sought the presence of Solomon, to hear his wisdom, that God had put in his heart.
Zch 14:2 Aš surinksiu visas tautas į mūšį su Jeruzale. Miestas bus paimtas, namai išplėšti ir moterys išniekintos. Pusė miesto išeis į tremtį, bet likusieji žmonės nebus išvaryti iš miesto.
Zec 14:2 For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.
Mt 18:4 Taigi kas pasidarys mažas, kaip šis vaikelis, tas bus didžiausias dangaus karalystėje.
Mat 18:4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
Jok 5:17 Elijas buvo vargo žmogus, kaip ir mes. Jis melste meldė, kad nelytų, ir nelijo žemėje trejus metus ir šešis mėnesius;
Ja 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.

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