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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 24:8 Jehojachinas buvo aštuoniolikos metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje tris mėnesius. Jo motina buvo Elnatano duktė, vardu Nehušta, iš Jeruzalės.
2Ki 24:8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
1Kar 1:35 Atžygiuokite tada paskui jį. Teateina jis ir teatsisėda į mano sostą. Karaliumi vietoj manęs bus jis, nes aš jį paskyriau valdovu Izraeliui ir Judui. " ­
1Ki 1:35 Then ye shall come up after him, that he may come and sit upon my throne; for he shall be king in my stead: and I have appointed him to be ruler over Israel and over Judah.
2Kar 21:16 Be to, Manasas praliejo tiek daug nekalto kraujo, kad pripildė Jeruzalę kraujo iki kraštų, nebeminint jo nuodėmės, kuria jis įvedė Judą į nuodėmę ­ daryti, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse.
2Ki 21:16 Moreover Manasseh shed innocent blood very much, till he had filled Jerusalem from one end to another; beside his sin wherewith he made Judah to sin, in doing that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
Ps 26:1 Dovydo. Paskelbk, kad aš nekaltas, Viešpatie! Juk aš dorai elgiuosiir Viešpačiu nedvejodamas pasitikiu.
Ps 26:1 Judge me, O LORD; for I have walked in mine integrity: I have trusted also in the LORD; therefore I shall not slide.
Lk 8:32 Tenai kalne ganėsi didelė kaimenė kiaulių. Demonai prašė leisti sueiti į jas. Jėzus leido.
Lu 8:32 And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them.
Lk 16:4 Jau žinau, ką daryti, kad žmonės mane priimtų į savo namus, kai būsiu atleistas iš tarnybos. ’
Lu 16:4 I am resolved what to do, that, when I am put out of the stewardship, they may receive me into their houses.
Pr 42:11 Mes visi ­ to paties vyro sūnūs; mes ­ dori žmonės. Tavo tarnai niekada nebuvo šnipai. "
Ge 42:11 We are all one man's sons; we are true men, thy servants are no spies.
Apd 23:33 Atvykę į Cezarėją, raiteliai įteikė valdytojui laišką ir pristatė Paulių.
Ac 23:33 Who, when they came to Caesarea and delivered the epistle to the governor, presented Paul also before him.
Ps 38:7 Mano strėnos pilnos deginančio skausmo, nėra nieko sveiko mano kūne.
Ps 38:7 For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh.
Sk 16:44 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 16:44 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Ez 12:17 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 12:17 Moreover the word of the LORD came to me, saying,
Ez 38:9 Ateisi kaip kylanti audra, kaip žemę dengiantis debesis drauge su visais savo pulkais, ir daug tautų eis kartu su tavimi. ’"
Eze 38:9 Thou shalt ascend and come like a storm, thou shalt be like a cloud to cover the land, thou, and all thy bands, and many people with thee.
Pr 36:5 o Oholibama pagimdė Jeušą, Jalamą ir Korahą. Tokie tat yra sūnūs, gimę jam Kanaano krašte.
Ge 36:5 And Aholibamah bare Jeush, and Jaalam, and Korah: these are the sons of Esau, which were born unto him in the land of Canaan.
2Kor 9:4 Jei kartais makedoniečiai atvyktų kartu su manimi, tegul neužklumpa jūsų nepasiruošusių ir tegul netenka dėl tokio įsitikėjimo raudonuoti mums, ką ir kalbėti apie jus.
2C 9:4 Lest haply if they of Macedonia come with me, and find you unprepared, we (that we say not, ye) should be ashamed in this same confident boasting.
Job 24:2 Žmonės perkelia ežiaženklius, pagrobia kaimenes ir kerdžius.
Job 24:2 Some remove the landmarks; they violently take away flocks, and feed thereof.
Kun 13:3 Kunigas apžiūrės ligą kūno odoje: jei plaukai ligos apimtoje vietoje pabalę ir ligos apimtoji vieta atrodo įdubusi, palyginti su kūno oda, tai raupsai. Tai nustatęs, kunigas pripažins, kad tas žmogus apeigoms nešvarus.
Le 13:3 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.
Iz 14:8 Dėl tavo likimo džiūgaujanet kiparisai ir Libano kedrai: "Nuo tada, kai buvai parblokštas, niekas nebeateina mūsų kirsti. "
Isa 14:8 Yea, the fir trees rejoice at thee, and the cedars of Lebanon, saying, Since thou art laid down, no feller is come up against us.
Ps 140:6 Sakau Viešpačiui: "Tu mano Dievas! Viešpatie, išgirsk mano pagalbos šauksmą. "
Ps 140:6 I said unto the LORD, Thou art my God: hear the voice of my supplications, O LORD.
1Krn 6:65 Jie davė jiems burtų keliu miestų, minimų vardais, iš Judo giminės, taip pat iš Simeono giminės ir iš Benjamino giminės.
1Ch 6:65 And they gave by lot out of the tribe of the children of Judah, and out of the tribe of the children of Simeon, and out of the tribe of the children of Benjamin, these cities, which are called by their names.
Pat 5:2 kad brangintumei apdairumą, ir tavo lūpos saugotų išmanymą.
Pr 5:2 That thou mayest regard discretion, and that thy lips may keep knowledge.

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