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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 21:3 Dovydas klausė gibeoniečių: "Ką turiu daryti dėl jūsų? Kaip turiu permaldauti, kad laimintumėte Viešpaties paveldą? "
2Sa 21:3 Wherefore David said unto the Gibeonites, What shall I do for you? and wherewith shall I make the atonement, that ye may bless the inheritance of the LORD?
Jer 36:14 Tuomet didžiūnai nusiuntė pas Baruchą Kušio sūnaus Šelemijo sūnaus Netanijo sūnų Jehudį su įsakymu: "Pasiimk ritinį, kurį skaitei žmonėms girdint, ir ateik! " Nerijos sūnus Baruchas atėjo pas juos su ritiniu rankoje.
Jer 36:14 Therefore all the princes sent Jehudi the son of Nethaniah, the son of Shelemiah, the son of Cushi, unto Baruch, saying, Take in thine hand the roll wherein thou hast read in the ears of the people, and come. So Baruch the son of Neriah took the roll in his hand, and came unto them.
Iš 9:33 Palikęs faraoną ir išėjęs iš miesto, Mozė pakėlė rankas į Viešpatį. Perkūnija ir ledų kruša liovėsi, nė lietus žemėn nebepylė.
Ex 9:33 And Moses went out of the city from Pharaoh, and spread abroad his hands unto the LORD: and the thunders and hail ceased, and the rain was not poured upon the earth.
Pat 4:23 Atsidėjęs saugok savo širdį, nes iš jos teka gyvenimo šaltiniai.
Pr 4:23 Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
Mt 11:5 aklieji praregi, raišieji vaikščioja, raupsuotieji apvalomi, kurtieji girdi, mirusieji prikeliami, vargdieniams skelbiama geroji naujiena.
Mat 11:5 The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.
Ez 13:13 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Savo įniršyje paleisiu audros vėją, nuo mano pykčio kils liūties potvynis ir su įniršiu viską naikinanti nuožmi kruša.
Eze 13:13 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; I will even rend it with a stormy wind in my fury; and there shall be an overflowing shower in mine anger, and great hailstones in my fury to consume it.
Mt 21:36 Jis vėl siuntė tarnų, daugiau negu pirma. Bet ūkininkai ir su šitais pasielgė kaip su anais.
Mat 21:36 Again, he sent other servants more than the first: and they did unto them likewise.
Iz 15:6 Ak, Nimrimų vandenys tapo tyrlaukiais! Pievos išdžiūvusios, žolė nuvytusi, nebėra jokios žalumos.
Isa 15:6 For the waters of Nimrim shall be desolate: for the hay is withered away, the grass faileth, there is no green thing.
Ps 119:85 Įžūlieji iškasė man duobes; jie šaiposi iš tavo Įstatymo.
Ps 119:85 The proud have digged pits for me, which are not after thy law.
Joz 1:1 Viešpaties tarnui Mozei mirus, Viešpats kalbėjo Mozės patarnautojui Nūno sūnui Jozuei, sakydamas:
Jos 1:1 Now after the death of Moses the servant of the LORD it came to pass, that the LORD spake unto Joshua the son of Nun, Moses' minister, saying,
Jon 1:16 Apimti didelės Viešpaties baimės, vyrai aukojo Viešpačiui aukas ir davė įžadus.
Jon 1:16 Then the men feared the LORD exceedingly, and offered a sacrifice unto the LORD, and made vows.
Koh 8:11 Kadangi bausmė už nedorus darbus vykdoma ne tuoj pat, žmogaus širdis įsidrąsina daryti pikta.
Ec 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
1Kor 7:5 Nesitraukite vienas nuo kito, nebent kuriam laikui sutarę, kad atsidėtumėte maldai, paskui vėl sueikite draugėn, kad šėtonas negundytų jūsų nesusilaikymu.
1C 7:5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
Pat 11:15 Kas laiduoja už svetimą, daro sau skriaudą, o kas atsisako tai daryti, neturės rūpesčių.
Pr 11:15 He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it: and he that hateth suretiship is sure.
Jer 8:3 Visi, kurie išliko iš tos nedoros šeimos, kad ir kur juos ištremčiau, labiau norės mirti, negu gyventi, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 8:3 And death shall be chosen rather than life by all the residue of them that remain of this evil family, which remain in all the places whither I have driven them, saith the LORD of hosts.
Est 1:17 Visos moterys, išgirdusios gandus apie karalienės elgesį, žiūrės su panieka į savo vyrus, manydamos: ‘Karalius Ahasveras įsakė, kad karalienė Vaštė būtų atvesta pas jį, bet ji nėjo. ’
Es 1:17 For this deed of the queen shall come abroad unto all women, so that they shall despise their husbands in their eyes, when it shall be reported, The king Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the queen to be brought in before him, but she came not.
Pat 29:15 Rykštė ir pabarimas duoda išminties, o vaikas, paliktas sau, yra motinos gėda.
Pr 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Oz 5:13 Kai Efraimas pamatė savo ligą, o Judas ­ savo žaizdą, Efraimas kreipėsi į Asirijąir siuntė pasiuntinius pas didįjį karalių. Bet jis negali jūsų pagydytiar užgydyti jūsų žaizdos,
Ho 5:13 When Ephraim saw his sickness, and Judah saw his wound, then went Ephraim to the Assyrian, and sent to king Jareb: yet could he not heal you, nor cure you of your wound.
2Krn 34:9 Nuėję pas vyriausiąjį kunigą Hilkiją, jie perdavė jam pinigus, atneštus į Dievo Namus, kuriuos levitai, slenksčio sargai, buvo surinkę iš Manaso, Efraimo bei viso Izraelio likučio ir iš viso Judo, Benjamino bei visų Jeruzalės gyventojų.
2Ch 34:9 And when they came to Hilkiah the high priest, they delivered the money that was brought into the house of God, which the Levites that kept the doors had gathered of the hand of Manasseh and Ephraim, and of all the remnant of Israel, and of all Judah and Benjamin; and they returned to Jerusalem.
Apr 2:28 kaip ir aš esu gavęs valdžią iš savo Tėvo; ir dar duosiu jam aušros žvaigždę. ’
Re 2:28 And I will give him the morning star.

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