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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Tim 2:8 Aš norėčiau, kad vyrai visur, kur melsis, keltų aukštyn tyras rankas, be pykčio ir nesantaikos.
1Ti 2:8 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
Sk 15:19 kada tik valgysite krašto duoną, atidėkite atnašą Viešpačiui.
Nu 15:19 Then it shall be, that, when ye eat of the bread of the land, ye shall offer up an heave offering unto the LORD.
Sk 27:12 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas: "Užkopk į šį Abarimų virtinės kalną ir pamatyk kraštą, kurį duodu izraelitams.
Nu 27:12 And the LORD said unto Moses, Get thee up into this mount Abarim, and see the land which I have given unto the children of Israel.
Iz 7:19 Jos atskris ir nutūpstarpeklių šlaituose, uolų plyšiuose, ant kiekvieno erškėčių krūmoir visose ganyklose.
Isa 7:19 And they shall come, and shall rest all of them in the desolate valleys, and in the holes of the rocks, and upon all thorns, and upon all bushes.
Ps 122:1 Pakopų giesmė. Dovydo. Kaip džiaugiausi, kai buvo pasakyta: "Eime į Viešpaties Namus! "
Ps 122:1 I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the LORD.
Pat 13:19 Įgyvendintas troškimas malonus širdžiai; kvailieji bjaurisi nusigręžimu nuo pikta.
Pr 13:19 The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but it is abomination to fools to depart from evil.
2Krn 34:21 "Eikite ir pasiteiraukite Viešpaties dėl manęs ir dėl išlikusiųjų Izraelyje bei Jude apie žodžius atrastos knygos, nes iš tikrųjų didelis turi būti ant mūsų išlietas Viešpaties pyktis už tai, kad mūsų protėviai nesilaikė Viešpaties žodžio ­ vykdyti visa, kas toje knygoje parašyta. "
2Ch 34:21 Go, enquire of the LORD for me, and for them that are left in Israel and in Judah, concerning the words of the book that is found: for great is the wrath of the LORD that is poured out upon us, because our fathers have not kept the word of the LORD, to do after all that is written in this book.
Pr 33:15 Ezavas tarė: "Leisk man bent palikti su tavimi keletą mano žmonių. " Bet jis atsakė: "Kam gi? Mano viešpats man per daug geras. "
Ge 33:15 And Esau said, Let me now leave with thee some of the folk that are with me. And he said, What needeth it? let me find grace in the sight of my lord.
Job 10:20 Argi ne maža tau mano gyvenimo dienų? Atstok nuo manęs, kad galėčiau rasti truputį paguodos,
Job 10:20 Are not my days few? cease then, and let me alone, that I may take comfort a little,
1Sam 6:7 Tad imkitės darbo, padirbkite naują vežimą ir paimkite dvi melžiamas karves, dar niekada nekinkytas į jungą. Karves pakinkykite į vežimą, bet uždarykite iš paskos sekančius jų veršius.
1Sa 6:7 Now therefore make a new cart, and take two milch kine, on which there hath come no yoke, and tie the kine to the cart, and bring their calves home from them:
Neh 11:26 ir Ješūvoje, ir Moladoje, ir Bet Pelete,
Ne 11:26 And at Jeshua, and at Moladah, and at Bethphelet,
2Krn 2:6 Bet kas iš tikrųjų gali pastatyti jam Namus? Juk nei dangus, nei dangaus aukštybės negali jo apimti! Kas gi aš, kad galėčiau pastatyti jam Namus, nebent kaip vietą smilkalams atnašauti jo akivaizdoje?
2Ch 2:6 But who is able to build him an house, seeing the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain him? who am I then, that I should build him an house, save only to burn sacrifice before him?
Įst 28:21 Viešpats spaus tave maru, kolei nepadarys tau galo krašte, kurio paveldėti įžengi.
De 28:21 The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.
Jn 20:1 Pirmąją savaitės dieną, labai anksti, dar neišaušus, Marija Magdalena atėjo pas kapą ir pamatė, kad akmuo nuverstas nuo rūsio angos.
Jo 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
Est 8:6 Kaipgi aš galiu pakelti nelaimę, kuri gresia mano tautai? Kaipgi aš galiu pakelti savo giminės sunaikinimą? "
Es 8:6 For how can I endure to see the evil that shall come unto my people? or how can I endure to see the destruction of my kindred?
Mt 6:24 Niekas negali tarnauti dviem šeimininkams: arba jis vieno nekęs, o kitą mylės, arba prie vieno bus prisirišęs, o kitą nieku vers. Negalite tarnauti Dievui ir Mamonai.
Mat 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
Jn 9:27 Šis atsakė: "Aš jau sakiau, tik jūs neklausote. Ką dar norite išgirsti? Gal ir jūs norite tapti jo mokiniais? "
Jo 9:27 He answered them, I have told you already, and ye did not hear: wherefore would ye hear it again? will ye also be his disciples?
Oz 7:3 Savo nedorumu jie linksmina karalių, o klastingumu ­ didžiūnus.
Ho 7:3 They make the king glad with their wickedness, and the princes with their lies.
Sk 7:35 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Šedeūro sūnaus Elicūro atnaša.
Nu 7:35 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Elizur the son of Shedeur.
Pat 16:7 Kai Viešpats patenkintas žmogaus elgesiu, jis sutaiko su juo net jo priešus.
Pr 16:7 When a man's ways please the LORD, he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him.

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