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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 15:21 Mat Mozė kiekviename mieste nuo seno turi savo skelbėjų, kurie kas šabą jį skaito sinagogose. "
Ac 15:21 For Moses of old time hath in every city them that preach him, being read in the synagogues every sabbath day.
1Sam 15:7 Saulius sutriuškino amalekiečius nuo Havilos iki pat Šūro į rytus nuo Egipto.
1Sa 15:7 And Saul smote the Amalekites from Havilah until thou comest to Shur, that is over against Egypt.
1Krn 8:8 Šaharaimui gimė sūnų Moabo lygumoje po to, kai jis atleido savo žmonas Hušimą ir Baarą.
1Ch 8:8 And Shaharaim begat children in the country of Moab, after he had sent them away; Hushim and Baara were his wives.
1Sam 26:23 Viešpats atlygina kiekvienam, kuris yra teisus ir ištikimas. Šiandien Viešpats įdavė tave man į rankas, bet aš nepakėliau rankos prieš Viešpaties pateptąjį.
1Sa 26:23 The LORD render to every man his righteousness and his faithfulness; for the LORD delivered thee into my hand to day, but I would not stretch forth mine hand against the LORD's anointed.
Iz 27:5 O jei užuovėjos jis pas mane ieškos? Tesudaro taiką su manimi! Taip! Tedaro taiką su manimi!
Isa 27:5 Or let him take hold of my strength, that he may make peace with me; and he shall make peace with me.
Mt 10:16 Štai aš siunčiu jus kaip avis tarp vilkų. Todėl būkite gudrūs kaip žalčiai ir neklastingi kaip balandžiai.
Mat 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Job 33:31 Dėmėkis tai, Jobai, klausykis manęs! Tylėk, o aš kalbėsiu.
Job 33:31 Mark well, O Job, hearken unto me: hold thy peace, and I will speak.
Iš 26:21 su keturiasdešimt sidabro pastovų: po du pastovus ­ po pirmąja lenta ir po du pastovus ­ po kiekviena kita lenta.
Ex 26:21 And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board.
Iz 66:15 Štai ateis Viešpats kaip ugnis, o jo vežimai bus tarsi viesulas, kad išlietų savo pyktį deginančia kaitra, savo bausmę ­ ugnies liepsnomis.
Isa 66:15 For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
Jer 31:37 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Tik jei aukštybėse dangūs bus išmatuotiar gelmėse žemės pamatai ištirti, aš atmesiu visus Izraelio palikuonis dėl visa, ką jie yra padarę, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 31:37 Thus saith the LORD; If heaven above can be measured, and the foundations of the earth searched out beneath, I will also cast off all the seed of Israel for all that they have done, saith the LORD.
Sk 36:13 Tokie tat yra įsakymai ir įsakai, kuriuos Viešpats davė izraelitams per Mozę Moabo lygumose prie Jordano netoli Jericho.
Nu 36:13 These are the commandments and the judgments, which the LORD commanded by the hand of Moses unto the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Sk 11:12 Argi aš pradėjau visą šią tautą? Nejau aš juos pagimdžiau, kad turėtum man sakyti: ‘Nešk juos ant rankų, kaip kad žindyvė nešioja nenujunkytą kūdikį’, ­ į kraštą, kurį prisiekdamas pažadėjai jų protėviams?
Nu 11:12 Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?
1Krn 6:6 Uziui ­ Zerachija, Zerachijai ­ Merajotas,
1Ch 6:6 And Uzzi begat Zerahiah, and Zerahiah begat Meraioth,
Lk 18:16 O Jėzus pasišaukė vaikučius ir tarė: "Leiskite mažutėliams ateiti pas mane ir netrukdykite, nes tokių yra Dievo karalystė.
Lu 18:16 But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.
2Krn 17:18 paskui Jehozabadas su šimtu tūkstančių vyrų.
2Ch 17:18 And next him was Jehozabad, and with him an hundred and fourscore thousand ready prepared for the war.
Pr 49:30 oloje, kuri yra lauke prie Machpelos, priešais Mamrę, Kanaano krašte, ­ lauke, kurį Abraomas nupirko iš Efrono Hetito kaip kapo vietą.
Ge 49:30 In the cave that is in the field of Machpelah, which is before Mamre, in the land of Canaan, which Abraham bought with the field of Ephron the Hittite for a possession of a buryingplace.
Jer 5:14 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats, Galybių Dievas: "Kadangi jie tai pareiškė, štai paversiu savo žodžius tavo lūpose ugnimi. Ši tauta ­ malkų krūva, kurią surys ugnis!
Jer 5:14 Wherefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, Because ye speak this word, behold, I will make my words in thy mouth fire, and this people wood, and it shall devour them.
Ps 97:1 Viešpats yra Karalius! Tesidžiaugia žemė, tedžiūgauja net tolimosios salos!
Ps 97:1 The LORD reigneth; let the earth rejoice; let the multitude of isles be glad thereof.
Job 6:2 "Ak, kad mano širdgėla būtų pasverta, ir visos mano negandos padėtos ant svarstyklių!
Job 6:2 Oh that my grief were throughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together!
1Tim 4:10 mes todėl ir triūsiame bei kovojame, kad pasitikime gyvuoju Dievu, kuris yra visų žmonių, o ypač tikinčiųjų, Gelbėtojas.
1Ti 4:10 For therefore we both labour and suffer reproach, because we trust in the living God, who is the Saviour of all men, specially of those that believe.

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