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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 7:22 Taigi Jėzus yra tapęs geresnės Sandoros laiduotoju.
He 7:22 By so much was Jesus made a surety of a better testament.
Neh 7:24 Harifo palikuonių šimtas dvylika,
Ne 7:24 The children of Hariph, an hundred and twelve.
2Sam 8:1 Po tam tikro laiko Dovydas nugalėjo filistinus ir pavergė juos. Dovydas atėmė iš filistinų rankų Meteg Amą.
2Sa 8:1 And after this it came to pass that David smote the Philistines, and subdued them: and David took Methegammah out of the hand of the Philistines.
Apr 6:14 Dangus atitrūko tarsi besivyniojantis knygos ritinys, ir visi kalnai ir salos buvo išjudinti iš savo vietų.
Re 6:14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
1Kar 2:36 Tada karalius pasišaukė Šimį. "Pasistatyk sau namus Jeruzalėje, ­ tarė jam, ­ ir gyvenk ten. Niekada ir niekur kitur neišeik!
1Ki 2:36 And the king sent and called for Shimei, and said unto him, Build thee an house in Jerusalem, and dwell there, and go not forth thence any whither.
Pr 24:53 Po to tarnas ištraukė sidabro ir aukso brangenybių bei drabužių ir įteikė juos Rebekai. Jis davė taip pat brangių dovanų jos broliui ir motinai.
Ge 24:53 And the servant brought forth jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment, and gave them to Rebekah: he gave also to her brother and to her mother precious things.
Jud 1:6 Taip pat ir tuos angelus, kurie neišlaikė savo prakilnumo, bet paliko savo buveinę, jis laiko sukaustytus amžinais pančiais tamsybėje didžiosios dienos teismui.
Jude 1:6 And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
Rd 3:43 ס Tu apsidengei įniršiu ir persekiojai mus, žudei ir nepasigailėjai.
La 3:43 Thou hast covered with anger, and persecuted us: thou hast slain, thou hast not pitied.
Jer 20:15 Tebūna prakeiktas žmogus, kuris pranešė mano tėvui žinią: "Berniukas tau gimė! Tu turi sūnų! " ­jį didžiai pradžiugindamas.
Jer 20:15 Cursed be the man who brought tidings to my father, saying, A man child is born unto thee; making him very glad.
Pr 49:17 Danas bus pakelės žaltys, angis prie tako, taip kertanti į kulną arkliui, kad raitelis krinta žemėn atbulas.
Ge 49:17 Dan shall be a serpent by the way, an adder in the path, that biteth the horse heels, so that his rider shall fall backward.
2Kar 2:25 Iš čia jis leidosi į Karmelio kalną, o iš ten sugrįžo į Samariją.
2Ki 2:25 And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
Lk 8:53 Žmonės juokėsi iš jo, žinodami, kad ji mirusi.
Lu 8:53 And they laughed him to scorn, knowing that she was dead.
2Kar 6:13 "Eikite ir sužinokite, kur jis, ­ paliepė jis, ­ kad galėčiau pasiųsti vyrus jį suimti. " Jam buvo pranešta: "Eliziejus yra Dotane. "
2Ki 6:13 And he said, Go and spy where he is, that I may send and fetch him. And it was told him, saying, Behold, he is in Dothan.
Kun 5:19 Tokia yra kaltės atnaša; tas žmogus tikrai buvo kaltas Viešpačiui. "
Le 5:19 It is a trespass offering: he hath certainly trespassed against the LORD.
1Krn 28:17 ir gryno aukso, naudotino šakutėms, dubenims bei ąsočiams, ir svorį aukso kiekvienam aukso dubeniui bei sidabro ­ kiekvienam sidabro dubeniui,
1Ch 28:17 Also pure gold for the fleshhooks, and the bowls, and the cups: and for the golden basons he gave gold by weight for every bason; and likewise silver by weight for every bason of silver:
Apd 9:1 Tuo tarpu Saulius, tebealsuodamas grasinimais ir žudynėmis prieš Viešpaties mokinius, nuėjo pas vyriausiąjį kunigą
Ac 9:1 And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord, went unto the high priest,
Ez 18:17 sulaiko savo ranką nuo skriaudos vargšui, neima palūkanų ir nelupikauja, laikosi mano nuostatų ir gyvena pagal mano įstatus, tai jis nemirs dėl savo tėvo kaltės. Jis tikrai bus gyvas.
Eze 18:17 That hath taken off his hand from the poor, that hath not received usury nor increase, hath executed my judgments, hath walked in my statutes; he shall not die for the iniquity of his father, he shall surely live.
Est 9:5 Tad žydai nugalėjo visus savo priešus, kalaviju žudydami juos ir naikindami. Su savo priešais jie elgėsi, kaip norėjo.
Es 9:5 Thus the Jews smote all their enemies with the stroke of the sword, and slaughter, and destruction, and did what they would unto those that hated them.
Iš 1:4 Danas ir Naftalis, Gadas ir Ašeras.
Ex 1:4 Dan, and Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.
2Sam 19:9 Visose Izraelio giminėse visi žmonės ginčijosi. Kai kurie sakė: "Karalius išgelbėjo mus iš priešų rankos, išlaisvino iš filistinų nagų ir turėjo bėgti iš krašto nuo Abšalomo. Tuo tarpu visi izraelitai buvo išbėgioję į namus.
2Sa 19:9 And all the people were at strife throughout all the tribes of Israel, saying, The king saved us out of the hand of our enemies, and he delivered us out of the hand of the Philistines; and now he is fled out of the land for Absalom.

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