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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 6:26 O Jėzus prabilo į juos: "Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jūs ieškote manęs ne dėl to, kad esate matę ženklų, bet kad prisivalgėte duonos ligi soties.
Jo 6:26 Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.
Joz 7:26 Ant jo sukrovė didelę akmenų krūvą, kuri tebėra iki šios dienos. Tada atsileido Viešpaties pyktis. Todėl toji vieta iki šios dienos vadinama Achoro slėniu.
Jos 7:26 And they raised over him a great heap of stones unto this day. So the LORD turned from the fierceness of his anger. Wherefore the name of that place was called, The valley of Achor, unto this day.
Įst 18:17 Tada Viešpats man atsakė: ‘Taip kalbėdami, jie gerai daro.
De 18:17 And the LORD said unto me, They have well spoken that which they have spoken.
Iš 26:4 Pritaisysi mėlynų verpalų kilpas ant vieno junginio galinės dangos pakraščio; tą pat padarysi ir ant kito junginio galinės dangos pakraščio.
Ex 26:4 And thou shalt make loops of blue upon the edge of the one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling; and likewise shalt thou make in the uttermost edge of another curtain, in the coupling of the second.
Ez 21:24 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kadangi prisiminėte savo kaltę, o jūsų nusikaltimai tokie aiškūs, jog parodo, kad visais jūsų darbais reiškiasi jūsų nuodėmės, kadangi tai prisiminėte, jūs būsite paimti į nelaisvę.
Eze 21:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye have made your iniquity to be remembered, in that your transgressions are discovered, so that in all your doings your sins do appear; because, I say, that ye are come to remembrance, ye shall be taken with the hand.
Iz 27:8 Išvarymu ir tremtimi turėčiau kovoti su juo, išblokšdamas jį savo nuožmiu vėju audros dieną.
Isa 27:8 In measure, when it shooteth forth, thou wilt debate with it: he stayeth his rough wind in the day of the east wind.
2Tim 4:21 Paskubėk atvykti dar prieš žiemą! Tave sveikina Eubulas, Pudentas, Linas ir Klaudija bei visi broliai.
2Ti 4:21 Do thy diligence to come before winter. Eubulus greeteth thee, and Pudens, and Linus, and Claudia, and all the brethren.
Lk 1:66 Visi girdėjusieji dėjosi tai į širdį ir klausinėjo: "Kaip manai, kas bus iš to vaiko? " Jį tikrai globojo Viešpaties ranka.
Lu 1:66 And all they that heard them laid them up in their hearts, saying, What manner of child shall this be! And the hand of the Lord was with him.
1Sam 18:11 Saulius sviedė ietį, sakydamas sau: "Prismeigsiu Dovydą prie sienos. " Bet Dovydas du sykius nuo jo išsigelbėjo.
1Sa 18:11 And Saul cast the javelin; for he said, I will smite David even to the wall with it. And David avoided out of his presence twice.
Oz 7:6 Jų širdys dega sąmokslu lyg krosnis; jų įniršis rusena visą naktį, o rytą prasiveržia tarsi liepsnojanti ugnis.
Ho 7:6 For they have made ready their heart like an oven, whiles they lie in wait: their baker sleepeth all the night; in the morning it burneth as a flaming fire.
1Sam 2:8 Jis ištraukia vargšą iš dulkių, pakelia skurdžių iš šiukšlyno, pasodina jį su didžiūnais, suteikia jam garbingą paveldo sostą. Mat Viešpačiui priklauso žemės stulpai, ant jų jis padėjo pasaulį.
1Sa 2:8 He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD's, and he hath set the world upon them.
Apd 13:25 Baigdamas gyvenimo kelionę, Jonas pareiškė: ‘Aš nesu tas, kuo mane laikote. Štai po manęs ateina tasai, kuriam aš nevertas atrišti apavo dirželio. ’
Ac 13:25 And as John fulfilled his course, he said, Whom think ye that I am? I am not he. But, behold, there cometh one after me, whose shoes of his feet I am not worthy to loose.
Job 31:9 Jei mano širdis buvo moters paviliotaar tykojau prie kaimyno durų,
Job 31:9 If mine heart have been deceived by a woman, or if I have laid wait at my neighbour's door;
Ps 51:6 Tu trokšti tiesos ir nuoširdumo, todėl mokyk mane išminties ligi širdies gelmių.
Ps 51:6 Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.
2Krn 26:17 Bet kunigas Azarijas, lydimas aštuoniasdešimt drąsių Viešpaties kunigų, įėjo paskui jį
2Ch 26:17 And Azariah the priest went in after him, and with him fourscore priests of the LORD, that were valiant men:
1Krn 2:37 Zabadui gimė Eflalas, Eflalui ­ Jobedas.
1Ch 2:37 And Zabad begat Ephlal, and Ephlal begat Obed,
Ag 1:5 Dabar taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: "Susimąstykite, kaip jums sekėsi!
Hag 1:5 Now therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways.
Apd 21:24 Pasiimk juos, atlik apsivalymą kartu su jais ir prisiimk išlaidas, kad jie galėtų nusikirpti plaukus. Tuomet visi pamatys, jog gandai apie tave nieko neverti ir tu nenukrypdamas laikaisi Įstatymo.
Ac 21:24 Them take, and purify thyself with them, and be at charges with them, that they may shave their heads: and all may know that those things, whereof they were informed concerning thee, are nothing; but that thou thyself also walkest orderly, and keepest the law.
Kun 19:19 Laikysitės mano įstatų. Nekergsi savo galvijų su kita rūšimi; nesėsi savo dirvoje dviejų sėklų rūšių; nenešiosi drabužio, pasiūto iš dvejopo audeklo.
Le 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
Jn 19:28 Tada, žinodamas, jog viskas įvykdyta, ir kad išsipildytų Raštas, Jėzus tarė: "Trokštu! "
Jo 19:28 After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.

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