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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 20:21 Žmonės liko stovėti atokiai, tuo tarpu Mozė prisiartino prie tirštojo debesies, kuriame buvo Dievas.
Ex 20:21 And the people stood afar off, and Moses drew near unto the thick darkness where God was.
Ts 13:9 Dievas išklausė Manoacho, ir Dievo angelas vėl atėjo pas moterį. Ji sėdėjo lauke, bet jos vyro Manoacho nebuvo su ja.
Judg 13:9 And God hearkened to the voice of Manoah; and the angel of God came again unto the woman as she sat in the field: but Manoah her husband was not with her.
2Krn 32:18 Tada jie garsiai šaukė judėjų kalba Jeruzalės žmonėms, esantiems ant sienos, gąsdindami ir keldami baimę, norėdami paimti miestą.
2Ch 32:18 Then they cried with a loud voice in the Jews' speech unto the people of Jerusalem that were on the wall, to affright them, and to trouble them; that they might take the city.
Įst 2:21 stipri ir gausi tauta, tokio pat ūgio kaip anakiečiai. Bet Viešpats nušlavė juos nuo kelio amonitams, šie išvarė juos ir apsigyveno jų vietoje.
De 2:21 A people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims; but the LORD destroyed them before them; and they succeeded them, and dwelt in their stead:
Am 8:11 Tikrai ateina dienos, ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis, ­kai siųsiu badą į kraštą. Ne duonos badą ar vandens troškimą, bet Dievo žodžių badą.
Am 8:11 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:
Ps 108:6 Savo dešine išgelbėk ir išklausyk mus, kad būtų išgelbėti tavo mylimieji.
Ps 108:6 That thy beloved may be delivered: save with thy right hand, and answer me.
Pr 19:19 Štai tavo tarnas susilaukė malonės tavo akyse, ir tu parodei didelį gerumą, išgelbėdamas man gyvybę! Tačiau gelbėtis, bėgdamas į kalnus, aš nepajėgiu iš baimės, kad užklups mane nelaimė ir aš numirsiu.
Ge 19:19 Behold now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil take me, and I die:
Ez 38:4 Vaikysiu tave aplink, įve´rsiu kablius tau į nasrus, išvesiu tave ir visą tavo kariauną, žirgus ir raitelius, visus šauniai šarvuotus, didžiulę minią, visus su skydais ir šarvais, mosuojančius kalavijais.
Eze 38:4 And I will turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws, and I will bring thee forth, and all thine army, horses and horsemen, all of them clothed with all sorts of armour, even a great company with bucklers and shields, all of them handling swords:
Žyd 5:2 Jis sugeba užjausti nežinančius ir klystančius, nes ir pats yra apgaubtas silpnumo
He 5:2 Who can have compassion on the ignorant, and on them that are out of the way; for that he himself also is compassed with infirmity.
Ps 66:12 Tu leidai, kad žmonės jotų mums ant sprando; mes perėjome per ugnį ir vandenį, ir tu išvedei mus į saugią vietą.
Ps 66:12 Thou hast caused men to ride over our heads; we went through fire and through water: but thou broughtest us out into a wealthy place.
Ezd 7:8 Jie atvyko į Jeruzalę septintų karaliaus metų penktą mėnesį.
Ezr 7:8 And he came to Jerusalem in the fifth month, which was in the seventh year of the king.
Iz 42:24 Kas atidavė Jokūbą, kad jis būtų apiplėštas, kas atidavė Izraelį plėšikams? Ar tai nebuvo Viešpats, kuriam mes nusidėjome? Jo keliais eiti jie atsisakė ir neklausė jo Įstatymo.
Isa 42:24 Who gave Jacob for a spoil, and Israel to the robbers? did not the LORD, he against whom we have sinned? for they would not walk in his ways, neither were they obedient unto his law.
Jer 6:19 Girdėk, žeme! Šiai tautai štai siunčiu nelaimę, jų pačių piktų pinklių vaisių, nes jie neklausė mano žodžių, atmetė mano Įstatymą.
Jer 6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts, because they have not hearkened unto my words, nor to my law, but rejected it.
Ts 2:6 Jozuei paleidus žmones, visi izraelitai ėjo į savo paveldą užimti krašto.
Judg 2:6 And when Joshua had let the people go, the children of Israel went every man unto his inheritance to possess the land.
2Kar 6:31 Jis sušuko: "Tai tepadaro man Dievas ir dar teprideda, jeigu šiandien Šafato sūnaus Eliziejaus galva pasiliks jam ant pečių! "
2Ki 6:31 Then he said, God do so and more also to me, if the head of Elisha the son of Shaphat shall stand on him this day.
1Kar 1:20 Taigi visos Izraelio akys žiūri į tave, viešpatie karaliau, kad jiems pasakytum, kas po tavęs turi sėdėti mano viešpaties karaliaus soste.
1Ki 1:20 And thou, my lord, O king, the eyes of all Israel are upon thee, that thou shouldest tell them who shall sit on the throne of my lord the king after him.
2Krn 34:11 Jie davė jų dailidėms ir mūrininkams pirkti akmens iš skaldyklų ir medžio sankaboms bei sijoms pastatų, kuriuos Judo karaliai buvo apleidę.
2Ch 34:11 Even to the artificers and builders gave they it, to buy hewn stone, and timber for couplings, and to floor the houses which the kings of Judah had destroyed.
Pat 25:21 Jei tavo priešas alkanas, pavalgydink jį duona; jei ištroškęs, pagirdyk vandeniu;
Pr 25:21 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
Rd 3:34 ל Kai visi krašto belaisviaitrypiami kojomis,
La 3:34 To crush under his feet all the prisoners of the earth.
2Sam 11:7 Ūrijai atvykus pas jį, Dovydas klausė, kaip sekasi Joabui, kaip sekasi kariams ir kaip sekasi karas.
2Sa 11:7 And when Uriah was come unto him, David demanded of him how Joab did, and how the people did, and how the war prospered.

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