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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ezd 4:13 Tebūna žinoma karaliui, jog jie nebeduos duoklės, asmens ar žemės mokesčių, jei šis miestas bus atstatytas ir sienos užbaigtos. Tai gali tik žalą nešti karalystei.
Ezr 4:13 Be it known now unto the king, that, if this city be builded, and the walls set up again, then will they not pay toll, tribute, and custom, and so thou shalt endamage the revenue of the kings.
2Kor 12:2 Pažįstu žmogų Kristuje, kuris prieš keturiolika metų ­ ar kūne, ar be kūno, nežinau, Dievas žino ­ buvo pagautas ir iškeltas iki trečiojo dangaus.
2C 12:2 I knew a man in Christ above fourteen years ago, (whether in the body, I cannot tell; or whether out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth;) such an one caught up to the third heaven.
Rom 12:3 Dėl man suteiktos malonės aš raginu kiekvieną iš jūsų nemanyti apie save geriau negu dera manyti, bet manyti apie save blaiviai, kiekvienam pagal Dievo duotąjį tikėjimo mastą.
Ro 12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
1Sam 10:21 Tada Samuelis paliepė Benjamino giminei prieiti kiltimis, ir burtas krito Matrio žmonių kilčiai. Galop jis paliepė Matrio kilčiai prieiti vyras po vyro, ir burtas krito Kišo sūnui Sauliui. Bet kai jo ieškojo, negalėjo rasti.
1Sa 10:21 When he had caused the tribe of Benjamin to come near by their families, the family of Matri was taken, and Saul the son of Kish was taken: and when they sought him, he could not be found.
Jer 28:5 Pranašas Jeremijas, atsakydamas Hananijai kunigų ir visų žmonių akivaizdoje,
Jer 28:5 Then the prophet Jeremiah said unto the prophet Hananiah in the presence of the priests, and in the presence of all the people that stood in the house of the LORD,
Job 4:10 Nutyla liūto riaumojimas, žvėrių karaliaus staugimas, ir ištrupa liūtų jauniklių dantys.
Job 4:10 The roaring of the lion, and the voice of the fierce lion, and the teeth of the young lions, are broken.
Neh 11:30 Zanoache, Adulame ir jų kaimuose, Lachiše ir jo laukuose, Azekoje ir jos kaimuose. Jie apsigyveno nuo Beer Šebos iki pat Hinomo slėnio.
Ne 11:30 Zanoah, Adullam, and in their villages, at Lachish, and the fields thereof, at Azekah, and in the villages thereof. And they dwelt from Beersheba unto the valley of Hinnom.
Sk 6:18 Tada nazyras nusiskus pašvęstą galvą prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę ir, nunešęs plaukus nuo pašvęstos galvos, padės juos ant ugnies po bendravimo auka.
Nu 6:18 And the Nazarite shall shave the head of his separation at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall take the hair of the head of his separation, and put it in the fire which is under the sacrifice of the peace offerings.
Ps 119:170 Tepasiekia tave mano maldavimas, išgelbėk mane pagal savo pažadą.
Ps 119:170 Let my supplication come before thee: deliver me according to thy word.
1Sam 10:8 Po to tu turi anksčiau už mane nueiti į Gilgalą. Tikėk manimi, aš ateisiu pas tave atnašauti deginamųjų aukų ir aukoti bendravimo aukų. Tu turi laukti septynias dienas, kol ateisiu pas tave ir nurodysiu, ką turi toliau daryti. "
1Sa 10:8 And thou shalt go down before me to Gilgal; and, behold, I will come down unto thee, to offer burnt offerings, and to sacrifice sacrifices of peace offerings: seven days shalt thou tarry, till I come to thee, and shew thee what thou shalt do.
2Krn 32:24 Tomis dienomis Ezekijas susirgo ir buvo prie mirties. Jis meldėsi Viešpačiui, ir jis išklausė jį ir davė ženklą.
2Ch 32:24 In those days Hezekiah was sick to the death, and prayed unto the LORD: and he spake unto him, and he gave him a sign.
2Krn 24:8 Karalius įsakė, kad būtų padaryta dėžė ir pastatyta lauke prie Viešpaties Namų vartų.
2Ch 24:8 And at the king's commandment they made a chest, and set it without at the gate of the house of the LORD.
Pat 21:28 Melagingas liudytojas bus sutrikdytas, bet kas tikrai žino, tas paliudys sėkmingai.
Pr 21:28 A false witness shall perish: but the man that heareth speaketh constantly.
Jer 48:3 Klausykitės! Klyksmas iš Horonaimų: ‘Niokojimas ir baisus sunaikinimas! ’ ­
Jer 48:3 A voice of crying shall be from Horonaim, spoiling and great destruction.
Ps 35:9 O aš džiūgausiu Viešpatyje, būsiu laimingas, nes jis mane išgelbėjo.
Ps 35:9 And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation.
Gal 3:28 Nebėra nei žydo, nei graiko; nebėra nei vergo, nei laisvojo; nebėra nei vyro, nei moters: visi jūs esate viena Kristuje Jėzuje!
Ga 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Rut 2:16 Netgi patys ištraukite varpą kitą iš gubų ir numeskite ant ražienos. Tepasirenka! Nesibarkite ant jos! "
Ru 2:16 And let fall also some of the handfuls of purpose for her, and leave them, that she may glean them, and rebuke her not.
Gg 8:3 O kad jo kairioji būtų man po galvair dešinioji mane apkabintų!
SS 8:3 His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
1Sam 17:12 Dovydas buvo vieno Judo žemės efrato iš Betliejaus, vardu Jesė, sūnus. Šis turėjo aštuonis sūnus. Sauliaus dienomis tas žmogus jau buvo senas ir pagyvenęs.
1Sa 17:12 Now David was the son of that Ephrathite of Bethlehemjudah, whose name was Jesse; and he had eight sons: and the man went among men for an old man in the days of Saul.
Pr 14:19 Jis palaimino Abromą, tardamas: "Tepalaimina AbromąDievas Aukščiausiasis, dangaus ir žemės Kūrėjas!
Ge 14:19 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Abram of the most high God, possessor of heaven and earth:

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