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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Ps 90:5 Tu užbaigi žmonių gyvenimą miegu; jie lyg žolė, kuri auštant išdygsta,
Ps 90:5 Thou carriest them away as with a flood; they are as a sleep: in the morning they are like grass which groweth up.
1Pt 3:10 Kas trokšta mylėti gyvenimąir matyti gerų dienų, tepažaboja liežuvį nuo piktoir lūpas nuo klastingų kalbų.
1P 3:10 For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile:
Jn 2:9 Paragavęs paversto vynu vandens ir nežinodamas, iš kur tai (nors tarnai, kurie sėmė vandenį, žinojo), prievaizdas pasišaukė jaunikį
Jo 2:9 When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,
Pat 30:12 Yra tokių, kurie tariasi esą švarūs, tačiau savo purvo nėra nusivalę.
Pr 30:12 There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness.
1Kar 17:1 Tišbietis Elijas iš Tišbės Gileade tarė Ahabui: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, kuriam aš tarnauju, šiais metais nebus nei rasos, nei lietaus, nebent aš duosiu žodį. "
1Ki 17:1 And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, said unto Ahab, As the LORD God of Israel liveth, before whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these years, but according to my word.
2Pt 2:22 Jiems yra nutikę, kaip teisingai sako patarlė: Šuo sugrįžo prie savo vėmalo ir: "Išmaudyta kiaulė vėl voliojasi purvyne".
2P 2:22 But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
Job 11:1 Tada Cofaras Naamatietis atsakydamas tarė:
Job 11:1 Then answered Zophar the Naamathite, and said,
Ps 8:9 Viešpatie, mano Dieve, koks nuostabus tavo vardas visoje žemėje!
Ps 8:9 O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth!
Lk 10:1 Paskui Viešpats paskyrė dar kitus septyniasdešimt du mokinius ir išsiuntė juos po du, kad eitų pirma jo į visus miestus bei vietoves, kur jis pats ketino vykti.
Lu 10:1 After these things the LORD appointed other seventy also, and sent them two and two before his face into every city and place, whither he himself would come.
1Sam 31:5 Ir ginklanešys, matydamas Saulių mirusį, krito ant savo kalavijo ir mirė su juo.
1Sa 31:5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell likewise upon his sword, and died with him.
2Sam 1:18 Jis įsakė, kad Judo žmonės būtų mokomi Lanko giesmės; ji užrašyta Jašaro knygoje .
2Sa 1:18 (Also he bade them teach the children of Judah the use of the bow: behold, it is written in the book of Jasher.)
Dan 3:18 Bet jeigu ne, karaliau, tebūna tau žinoma, kad mes tavo dievams netarnausime ir aukso statulos, kurią tu pastatei, negarbinsime. "
Da 3:18 But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.
Jer 43:6 vyrus, moteris ir vaikus, karaliaus dukteris ir visus žmones, kuriuos karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas Nebuzaradanas buvo palikęs Šafano sūnaus Ahikamo sūnui Gedalijui, drauge ir pranašą Jeremiją bei Nerijos sūnų Baruchą.
Jer 43:6 Even men, and women, and children, and the king's daughters, and every person that Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard had left with Gedaliah the son of Ahikam the son of Shaphan, and Jeremiah the prophet, and Baruch the son of Neriah.
Ps 35:22 Tu matei, Viešpatie! Tad netylėk! Neatsitolink, Viešpatie, nuo manęs.
Ps 35:22 This thou hast seen, O LORD: keep not silence: O Lord, be not far from me.
Jer 33:11 linksmybės ir džiaugsmo garsai, jaunikio ir nuotakos balsai, balsai tų, kurie, nešdami bendravimo aukas į Viešpaties Namus, gieda: ‘Dėkokite Galybių Viešpačiui, nes Viešpats geras, ir jo ištikimoji meilė amžina! ’ Aš atkursiu tą kraštą, koks jis buvo pradžioje", ­ sako Viešpats.
Jer 33:11 The voice of joy, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride, the voice of them that shall say, Praise the LORD of hosts: for the LORD is good; for his mercy endureth for ever: and of them that shall bring the sacrifice of praise into the house of the LORD. For I will cause to return the captivity of the land, as at the first, saith the LORD.
1Krn 1:50 Baal Hananui mirus, vietoj jo karaliumi tapo Hadadas. Jo miesto vardas buvo Pajas, o jo žmonos vardas buvo Mehetabelė. Ji buvo Me Zahabo dukters Matredos duktė.
1Ch 1:50 And when Baalhanan was dead, Hadad reigned in his stead: and the name of his city was Pai; and his wife's name was Mehetabel, the daughter of Matred, the daughter of Mezahab.
Joz 11:8 Viešpats atidavė juos Izraeliui į rankas. Izraelitai nugalėjo juos ir vijosi iki pat Didžiojo Sidono ir Misrefot Maimų, o rytų link ­ iki pat Micpės slėnio. Jie tol puolė juos, kol nė vieno neliko gyvo.
Jos 11:8 And the LORD delivered them into the hand of Israel, who smote them, and chased them unto great Zidon, and unto Misrephothmaim, and unto the valley of Mizpeh eastward; and they smote them, until they left them none remaining.
Job 20:12 Nors blogis jam saldus, nors jis ir laiko jį paslėpęs po liežuviu,
Job 20:12 Though wickedness be sweet in his mouth, though he hide it under his tongue;
Pat 18:3 Atėjus nedorumui, ateina ir panieka, o su negarbe ir nemalonė.
Pr 18:3 When the wicked cometh, then cometh also contempt, and with ignominy reproach.
Sk 35:30 Jei kas užmuša žmogų, gali būti nubaustas mirtimi tik liudytojų parodymu. Vieno liudytojo parodymo neužtenka nubausti žmogų mirtimi.
Nu 35:30 Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death by the mouth of witnesses: but one witness shall not testify against any person to cause him to die.

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