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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 16:1 Žmogus savo širdyje gali daug ką svarstyti, bet jo liežuvį valdo Viešpats.
Pr 16:1 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD.
Mt 14:22 Tuojau pat Jėzus prispyrė mokinius sėsti į valtį ir pirma jo irtis į kitą krantą, kol jis atleisiąs minią.
Mat 14:22 And straightway Jesus constrained his disciples to get into a ship, and to go before him unto the other side, while he sent the multitudes away.
Job 26:6 Nuogas guli prieš Dievą Šeolas, uždangos neturi Prapulties vieta.
Job 26:6 Hell is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering.
Ps 78:12 Jų protėvių akyse Dievas darė stebuklusEgipto žemėje, Coano lygumoje.
Ps 78:12 Marvellous things did he in the sight of their fathers, in the land of Egypt, in the field of Zoan.
Ez 33:24 "Žmogau, anų išgriautųjų vietų Izraelio žemėje gyventojai vis sako: ‘Abraomas buvo tik vienas, tačiau paveldėjo kraštą. O mūsų yra daug, tad tikrai kraštas duotas mums, kad jį paveldėtume. ’
Eze 33:24 Son of man, they that inhabit those wastes of the land of Israel speak, saying, Abraham was one, and he inherited the land: but we are many; the land is given us for inheritance.
Pr 13:2 Dabar Abromas turėjo labai daug galvijų, sidabro ir aukso.
Ge 13:2 And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.
Mt 3:11 Aš jus krikštiju vandeniu atsivertimui, bet po manęs ateis galingesnis už mane; aš nevertas jam nė apavo nuauti. Jisai krikštys jus Šventąja Dvasia ir ugnimi.
Mat 3:11 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:
Apd 2:6 Pasigirdus tam ūžesiui, subėgo daugybė žmonių. Jie didžiai nustebo, kiekvienas girdėdamas savo kalba juos kalbant.
Ac 2:6 Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
1Krn 8:28 Jie buvo kilčių galvos, savo kartų vadai. Jie gyveno Jeruzalėje.
1Ch 8:28 These were heads of the fathers, by their generations, chief men. These dwelt in Jerusalem.
Sk 31:40 Žmonių buvo šešiolika tūkstančių, iš jų trisdešimt du ­ duoklė Viešpačiui.
Nu 31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD'S tribute was thirty and two persons.
Joz 3:2 Praėjus trims dienoms, apskaitininkai perėjo per stovyklą,
Jos 3:2 And it came to pass after three days, that the officers went through the host;
Žyd 10:22 ateikime su tyra širdimi ir giliu tikėjimu, apvalę širdis nuo nešvarios sąžinės ir nuplovę kūną švariu vandeniu!
He 10:22 Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.
2Kar 24:5 O kiti Jehojakimo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 24:5 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Lk 21:14 Taigi įsidėkite sau į širdis iš anksto negalvoti, kaip ginsitės;
Lu 21:14 Settle it therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:
Pr 30:3 O ji atsakė: "Žiūrėk, turiu tarnaitę Bilhą. Sueik su ja, idant ji pagimdytų ant mano kelių ir per ją turėčiau vaikų! "
Ge 30:3 And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.
Ps 132:18 Jo priešus aprengsiu gėda, o ant jo švytės jo vainikas. "
Ps 132:18 His enemies will I clothe with shame: but upon himself shall his crown flourish.
Pr 46:10 Simeono vaikai: Jemuelis, Jaminas, Ohadas, Jachinas, Coharas ir kanaanietės sūnus Saulius.
Ge 46:10 And the sons of Simeon; Jemuel, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, and Zohar, and Shaul the son of a Canaanitish woman.
1Sam 28:7 Tuomet Saulius tarė savo dvariškiams: "Suraskite man moterį, iššaukiančią vėles, pas kurią galėčiau nueiti ir pasiteirauti. " Dvariškiai jam pasakė, kad En Dore yra moteris, galinti iššaukti vėles.
1Sa 28:7 Then said Saul unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a familiar spirit, that I may go to her, and enquire of her. And his servants said to him, Behold, there is a woman that hath a familiar spirit at Endor.
Mt 22:8 Galop jis tarė tarnams: ‘Vestuvės, tiesa, surengtos, bet pakviestieji nebuvo verti.
Mat 22:8 Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
Apr 19:14 Jį lydėjo dangaus galybių pulkai ant baltų žirgų, apsivilkę tyros baltos drobės drabužiais.
Re 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

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