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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Kar 3:13 Suteiksiu ir to, ko neprašei ­ turtų ir garbės visam tavo gyvenimui. Joks kitas karalius tau neprilygs.
1Ki 3:13 And I have also given thee that which thou hast not asked, both riches, and honour: so that there shall not be any among the kings like unto thee all thy days.
Dan 5:30 Tą pačią naktį chaldėjų karalius Belšacaras buvo nužudytas.
Da 5:30 In that night was Belshazzar the king of the Chaldeans slain.
Neh 7:4 Miestas buvo platus ir didelis, bet žmonių jame buvo mažai ir namai dar nebuvo atstatyti.
Ne 7:4 Now the city was large and great: but the people were few therein, and the houses were not builded.
Pat 28:14 Laimingas žmogus, visada pagarbiai bijantis [Dievo], o kas užkietina savo širdį, tas patenka į nelaimę.
Pr 28:14 Happy is the man that feareth alway: but he that hardeneth his heart shall fall into mischief.
Apd 26:31 Išeidami jie kalbėjosi: "Šitas žmogus niekuo nenusipelnė mirties ar pančių. "
Ac 26:31 And when they were gone aside, they talked between themselves, saying, This man doeth nothing worthy of death or of bonds.
Iš 15:17 Tu juos įvedei ir pasodinai savo paveldo kalne, toje vietoje, Viešpatie, kurią padarei savo buveine, toje šventykloje, Viešpatie, kurią pastatė tavo rankos.
Ex 15:17 Thou shalt bring them in, and plant them in the mountain of thine inheritance, in the place, O LORD, which thou hast made for thee to dwell in, in the Sanctuary, O LORD, which thy hands have established.
Jer 7:32 Todėl, tikėkite manimi, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ateis dienos, kai bebus minimas ne tofetas ir Ben Hinomo slėnis, o Žudynių slėnis. Tofete bus kapinės, nes kitur nebebus vietos laidoti.
Jer 7:32 Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that it shall no more be called Tophet, nor the valley of the son of Hinnom, but the valley of slaughter: for they shall bury in Tophet, till there be no place.
Ts 1:6 Adoni Bezekas pabėgo iš mūšio, bet jie vijosi ir, paėmę į nelaisvę, nukirto jam rankų nykščius ir didžiuosius kojų pirštus.
Judg 1:6 But Adonibezek fled; and they pursued after him, and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and his great toes.
Mt 12:15 Tai žinodamas, Jėzus pasitraukė iš ten. Daugelis sekė paskui jį, ir jis visus gydė,
Mat 12:15 But when Jesus knew it, he withdrew himself from thence: and great multitudes followed him, and he healed them all;
2Krn 31:21 Ko tik jis ėmėsi daryti Dievo Namų tarnyboje ar pagal Įstatymą ir įsakymą ieškoti savo Dievo, jis darė visa širdimi, ir jam sekėsi.
2Ch 31:21 And in every work that he began in the service of the house of God, and in the law, and in the commandments, to seek his God, he did it with all his heart, and prospered.
Rom 7:15 Aš net neišmanau, ką darąs, nes darau ne tai, ko noriu, bet tai, ko nekenčiu.
Ro 7:15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I.
Ef 4:5 Vienas Viešpats, vienas tikėjimas, vienas krikštas.
Ep 4:5 One Lord, one faith, one baptism,
2Tim 2:2 ir, ką esi iš manęs girdėjęs prie daugelio liudytojų, perduok patikimiems žmonėms, kurie sugebės ir kitus mokyti.
2Ti 2:2 And the things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to faithful men, who shall be able to teach others also.
Pr 36:1 Štai Ezavo, tai yra Edomo, palikuonys.
Ge 36:1 Now these are the generations of Esau, who is Edom.
Oz 13:16 Samarija turės išpirkti savo kaltę, nes ji maištavo prieš savo Dievą. Jie kris nuo kalavijo, jų mažyliai bus sutraiškyti, o jų nėščios moterys perskrostos.
Ho 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
Pr 36:38 Saulius mirė, ir Achboro sūnus Baal Hananas vietoj jo tapo karaliumi.
Ge 36:38 And Saul died, and Baalhanan the son of Achbor reigned in his stead.
Pr 50:20 Be to, nors jūs ir sumanėte man pikta, Dievas pakeitė tai į gera ­ išlaikyti daugelį žmonių, kaip šiandien jis ir daro.
Ge 50:20 But as for you, ye thought evil against me; but God meant it unto good, to bring to pass, as it is this day, to save much people alive.
Pr 26:27 Izaokas paklausė jų: "Ko atėjote pas mane, jei manęs nekenčiate ir atstūmėte nuo savęs? "
Ge 26:27 And Isaac said unto them, Wherefore come ye to me, seeing ye hate me, and have sent me away from you?
Jn 9:36 Šis atsakė: "O kas jis, Viešpatie, kad jį tikėčiau? "
Jo 9:36 He answered and said, Who is he, Lord, that I might believe on him?
Ps 35:6 Tebūna jiems kelias tamsus ir slidus, kai Viešpaties angelas persekios!
Ps 35:6 Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.

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