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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kor 6:14 Nevilkite svetimo jungo su netikinčiaisiais. Kas gi bendra tarp teisumo ir nuodėmės? Arba kas bendra tarp šviesos ir tamsos?
2C 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
1Kar 6:35 Ant jų jis išraižė kerubus, palmes bei žiedų taureles ir aptraukė auksu, lygiai prigludusiu prie raižybos.
1Ki 6:35 And he carved thereon cherubims and palm trees and open flowers: and covered them with gold fitted upon the carved work.
Kun 4:19 Visi jo taukai bus išimti ir paversti dūmais ant aukuro.
Le 4:19 And he shall take all his fat from him, and burn it upon the altar.
Pr 35:29 kai atsiduso paskutinį kartą. Jis mirė, ir žiloje senatvėje, turėdamas daug metų, buvo sujungtas su savo gimine. Jo sūnūs Ezavas ir Jokūbas palaidojo jį.
Ge 35:29 And Isaac gave up the ghost, and died, and was gathered unto his people, being old and full of days: and his sons Esau and Jacob buried him.
Joz 4:16 "Įsakyk kunigams, nešantiems Sandoros Skrynią, išbristi iš Jordano. "
Jos 4:16 Command the priests that bear the ark of the testimony, that they come up out of Jordan.
Pr 32:7 Jokūbas labai nusigando. Nerimaudamas jis padalijo žmones, buvusius su juo, avių kaimenes ir galvijų bandas bei kupranugarius į dvi stovyklas,
Ge 32:7 Then Jacob was greatly afraid and distressed: and he divided the people that was with him, and the flocks, and herds, and the camels, into two bands;
Iz 66:6 Griausmas veržiasi iš miesto, balsas ­ iš Šventyklos. Tai balsas Viešpaties, atlyginančio priešams už jų darbus.
Isa 66:6 A voice of noise from the city, a voice from the temple, a voice of the LORD that rendereth recompence to his enemies.
Ps 141:4 Neleisk mano širdžiai nukrypti į pikta, įsivelti į nedorus darbus kartu su nedorėliais, neleisk man vaišintis jų skanėstais!
Ps 141:4 Incline not my heart to any evil thing, to practise wicked works with men that work iniquity: and let me not eat of their dainties.
1Sam 16:20 Jesė paėmė asilą, užkrovė ant jo duonos, pilną vynmaišį vyno bei ožiuką ir pasiuntė juos Sauliui per savo sūnų Dovydą.
1Sa 16:20 And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.
Job 36:15 Bet kenčiantįjį Dievas išgelbsti per jo kančiąir jo ausį atveria per nelaimę.
Job 36:15 He delivereth the poor in his affliction, and openeth their ears in oppression.
Apd 18:21 ir atsisveikindamas tarė: "Jei Dievas panorės, aš vėl atvyksiu pas jus. " Ir iškeliavo iš Efezo.
Ac 18:21 But bade them farewell, saying, I must by all means keep this feast that cometh in Jerusalem: but I will return again unto you, if God will. And he sailed from Ephesus.
1Sam 31:2 Filistinai pasivijo Saulių ir jo sūnus. Sauliaus sū~nus ­ Jehonataną, Abinadabą ir Malkišūvą ­ filistinai nukovė.
1Sa 31:2 And the Philistines followed hard upon Saul and upon his sons; and the Philistines slew Jonathan, and Abinadab, and Melchishua, Saul's sons.
Job 34:3 Juk ausis taip svarsto žodžius, kaip gomurys ragauja maistą.
Job 34:3 For the ear trieth words, as the mouth tasteth meat.
Dan 4:35 Visi žemės gyventojai yra tarsi niekas, o jis daro, ką nori, dangaus Galybėmsir žemės gyventojams. Nėra nė vieno, kuris gali sulaikyti jo rankąar sakyti: ‘Ką tu darai? ’
Da 4:35 And all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?
Pr 9:27 Tepadaro Dievas vietos Jafetui, teleidžia jam gyventi Semo palapinėse, o Kanaanas tebūna jų vergas. "
Ge 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
Jer 16:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 16:1 The word of the LORD came also unto me, saying,
Koh 11:1 Mesk savo duoną į vandenis, ir po daugelio dienų ją atrasi.
Ec 11:1 Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days.
Jer 2:35 o tu vis dėlto sakai: ‘Aš nekalta! Jo pyktis tikrai manęs nepalietė! ’Štai ir teisiu tave dėl to, kad sakei: ‘Nenusidėjau’.
Jer 2:35 Yet thou sayest, Because I am innocent, surely his anger shall turn from me. Behold, I will plead with thee, because thou sayest, I have not sinned.
Jer 27:19 Galybių Viešpats taip kalba apie stulpus, jūrą , pastovus ir šiame mieste užsilikusius rykus,
Jer 27:19 For thus saith the LORD of hosts concerning the pillars, and concerning the sea, and concerning the bases, and concerning the residue of the vessels that remain in this city.
Iš 29:44 Pašventinsiu Susitikimo Palapinę ir aukurą, pašventinsiu Aaroną ir jo sūnus tarnauti man kunigais.
Ex 29:44 And I will sanctify the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar: I will sanctify also both Aaron and his sons, to minister to me in the priest's office.

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