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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 2:17 Tuomet išsipildė pranašo Jeremijo žodžiai:
Mat 2:17 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying,
Iz 24:1 Štai Viešpats niokoja žemę ir daro ją dyką, apverčia aukštyn kojomisir išblaško jos gyventojus.
Isa 24:1 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof.
Ps 18:30 Šio Dievo kelias tobulas, Viešpaties žodis išgrynintas ugnimi. Jis skydas visiems, ieškantiems pas jį pastogės.
Ps 18:30 As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
Mch 2:8 Bet jūs pakilote kaip mano tautos priešas; jūs nuvelkate skraistę taikiųjų, su pasitikėjimu einančių pro šalį, nė negalvojančių apie karą.
Mic 2:8 Even of late my people is risen up as an enemy: ye pull off the robe with the garment from them that pass by securely as men averse from war.
2Tim 2:5 Ir kas stoja į rungtynes, negaus vainiko, jei nebus grūmęsis pagal taisykles.
2Ti 2:5 And if a man also strive for masteries, yet is he not crowned, except he strive lawfully.
1Krn 2:27 Jerachmeelio pirmagimio Ramo sūnūs: Maacas, Jaminas ir Ekeras.
1Ch 2:27 And the sons of Ram the firstborn of Jerahmeel were, Maaz, and Jamin, and Eker.
Sk 23:8 Kaip aš galiu prakeikti, ko Dievas neprakeikė? Kaip aš galiu pasmerkti tuos, kurių Viešpats nepasmerkė?
Nu 23:8 How shall I curse, whom God hath not cursed? or how shall I defy, whom the LORD hath not defied?
1Sam 28:11 Tada moteris paklausė: "O ką turiu iššaukti? " Jis atsakė: "Iššauk Samuelį. "
1Sa 28:11 Then said the woman, Whom shall I bring up unto thee? And he said, Bring me up Samuel.
Iz 65:14 mano tarnai dainuos iš širdies džiaugsmo, o jūs verksite iš širdgėlos, aimanuosite iš sielvarto.
Isa 65:14 Behold, my servants shall sing for joy of heart, but ye shall cry for sorrow of heart, and shall howl for vexation of spirit.
1Krn 3:17 Kalinio Jechonijo sūnūs: sūnus Šaltielis,
1Ch 3:17 And the sons of Jeconiah; Assir, Salathiel his son,
Jer 41:15 Tačiau Netanijos sūnus Izmaelis drauge su aštuonetu savo vyrų paspruko nuo Johanano ir pabėgo į Amoną.
Jer 41:15 But Ishmael the son of Nethaniah escaped from Johanan with eight men, and went to the Ammonites.
Mt 28:20 mokydami laikytis visko, ką tik esu jums įsakęs. Ir štai aš esu su jumis per visas dienas iki pasaulio pabaigos. "
Mat 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Jer 34:1 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis, kai Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras, visa jo kariuomenė, jam pavaldžios žemės karalystės bei kitos tautos kariavo su Jeruzale ir visais jos miestais.
Jer 34:1 The word which came unto Jeremiah from the LORD, when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and all his army, and all the kingdoms of the earth of his dominion, and all the people, fought against Jerusalem, and against all the cities thereof, saying,
Pr 18:11 Abraomas ir Sara buvo senyvo amžiaus, pagyvenę. Sara jau buvo liovusis sirgti mėnesinėmis.
Ge 18:11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women.
Ps 42:4 Kai išlieju savo širdį, prisimindamas, kaip eidavau su minia į Dievo Namus, vesdamas ją iškilmės eitynių spūstyjesu džiugiais šlovės šauksmais!
Ps 42:4 When I remember these things, I pour out my soul in me: for I had gone with the multitude, I went with them to the house of God, with the voice of joy and praise, with a multitude that kept holyday.
Sk 15:6 Su avinu atnašausi javų atnašą: du dešimtadalius efos geriausių miltų, įmaišytų trečdaliu hino aliejaus,
Nu 15:6 Or for a ram, thou shalt prepare for a meat offering two tenth deals of flour mingled with the third part of an hin of oil.
Mk 15:15 Norėdamas įsiteikti miniai Pilotas paleido Barabą, o Jėzų nuplakdino ir atidavė nukryžiuoti.
Mar 15:15 And so Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered Jesus, when he had scourged him, to be crucified.
Ps 145:13 מ Tavo viešpatavimas ­ amžinas, tavo valdžia tveria per visas kartas . נ Viešpats ištikimas visais savo žodžiaisir maloningas visais savo darbais.
Ps 145:13 Thy kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and thy dominion endureth throughout all generations.
1Sam 10:26 Ir Saulius, lydimas dorų stipruolių, kurių širdį buvo palietęs Dievas, sugrįžo į savo namus Gibėjoje.
1Sa 10:26 And Saul also went home to Gibeah; and there went with him a band of men, whose hearts God had touched.
Job 9:21 Esu be priekaištų? To nebežinau nė pats; aš nebenoriu gyventi!
Job 9:21 Though I were perfect, yet would I not know my soul: I would despise my life.

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