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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Įst 24:22 Atsimink, kad buvai ateivis Egipto žemėje; todėl aš įsakau tau tai daryti.
De 24:22 And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in the land of Egypt: therefore I command thee to do this thing.
Ps 129:7 Pjovėjas nesurenka jos nė saujos, nė pėdų rišėjas neturi ko neštis.
Ps 129:7 Wherewith the mower filleth not his hand; nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom.
Job 41:6 Argi derėsis dėl jo prekiautojai, ar išsidalys jį pirkliai?
Job 41:6 Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?
Jl 3:2 Net ant vergų ­ vyrų ir moterų ­tomis dienomis išliesiu savo Dvasią.
Joe 3:2 I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land.
Iš 5:19 Izraelitų apskaitininkai pasijuto ištikti bėdos, kai jiems buvo pasakyta: "Kasdienio plytų skaičiaus nemažinkite! "
Ex 5:19 And the officers of the children of Israel did see that they were in evil case, after it was said, Ye shall not minish ought from your bricks of your daily task.
1Krn 7:25 Jo sūnus buvo Refachas, šio sū- nus ­ Rešefas, šio sūnus ­ Telachas, šio sūnus ­ Tahanas,
1Ch 7:25 And Rephah was his son, also Resheph, and Telah his son, and Tahan his son.
Ez 20:25 Be to, daviau jiems įstatus, kurie nebuvo geri, ir įsakus, kuriais jie negalėjo būti gyvi.
Eze 20:25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
Ps 89:50 Atmink, Viešpatie, kaip iš tavo tarno tyčiojamasi, kaip aš nešiojuosi širdyje tautų užgaules,
Ps 89:50 Remember, Lord, the reproach of thy servants; how I do bear in my bosom the reproach of all the mighty people;
Sk 33:27 Iškeliavę iš Tahato, pasistatė palapines prie Teracho.
Nu 33:27 And they departed from Tahath, and pitched at Tarah.
Apd 19:5 Tai sužinoję, jie buvo pakrikštyti Viešpaties Jėzaus vardan.
Ac 19:5 When they heard this, they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.
1Kor 2:3 Aš buvau pas jus silpnas, virpantis iš baimės.
1C 2:3 And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.
Iz 28:4 o didingo jo grožio vystančiai gėlei, žydėjusiai ant Derlingojo slėnio kalvos, nutiks tas pat, kas per anksti prisirpusiai figai: kas ją pastebės, tas ir prarys, vos spėjęs paimti į ranką.
Isa 28:4 And the glorious beauty, which is on the head of the fat valley, shall be a fading flower, and as the hasty fruit before the summer; which when he that looketh upon it seeth, while it is yet in his hand he eateth it up.
Rom 1:22 Girdamiesi esą išmintingi, tapo kvaili
Ro 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Ts 20:13 Išduokite anuos Gibėjos niekšus, kad nubaustume juos mirtimi ir pašalintume blogį iš Izraelio. " Bet Benjamino giminės žmonės nenorėjo klausyti savo brolių izraelitų balso.
Judg 20:13 Now therefore deliver us the men, the children of Belial, which are in Gibeah, that we may put them to death, and put away evil from Israel. But the children of Benjamin would not hearken to the voice of their brethren the children of Israel.
Pr 34:10 Įsikursite tarp mūsų ir kraštas bus jums atviras: gyvenkite, laisvai kilnokitės, įsigykite jame nuosavybę. "
Ge 34:10 And ye shall dwell with us: and the land shall be before you; dwell and trade ye therein, and get you possessions therein.
1Sam 17:15 o Dovydas nueidavo nuo Sauliaus ir vėl sugrįždavo prie Betliejaus ganyti tėvo avių.
1Sa 17:15 But David went and returned from Saul to feed his father's sheep at Bethlehem.
Dan 9:15 O dabar, Viešpatie, mūsų Dieve, kuris išvedei savo tautą iš Egipto žemės galinga ranka ir pasidarei sau vardą iki pat šios dienos, mes nusidėjome ir nedorai elgėmės.
Da 9:15 And now, O Lord our God, that hast brought thy people forth out of the land of Egypt with a mighty hand, and hast gotten thee renown, as at this day; we have sinned, we have done wickedly.
Mt 25:11 Vėliau atėjo ir anos mergaitės ir ėmė prašytis: ‘Viešpatie, viešpatie, atidaryk, čia mes! ’
Mat 25:11 Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.
Ez 13:5 Jūs nei lipote į spragas, nei taisėte sienas aplink Izraelio namus, kad Viešpaties dieną jie tvirtai laikytųsi kovoje.
Eze 13:5 Ye have not gone up into the gaps, neither made up the hedge for the house of Israel to stand in the battle in the day of the LORD.
Dan 2:8 Atsakydamas karalius tarė: "Man aišku, kad jūs norite laimėti laiko, nes žinote, jog mano įsakas duotas:
Da 2:8 The king answered and said, I know of certainty that ye would gain the time, because ye see the thing is gone from me.

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