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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 4:25 Tikrą tiesą sakau jums: daug našlių buvo Izraelyje Elijo dienomis, kai dangus buvo uždarytas trejus metus ir šešis mėnesius ir baisus badas ištiko visą kraštą.
Lu 4:25 But I tell you of a truth, many widows were in Israel in the days of Elias, when the heaven was shut up three years and six months, when great famine was throughout all the land;
Iz 13:14 Tada lyg gazelė, medžiotojo vejama, lyg banda be kerdžiaus, kuris ją ganytų, kiekvienas atsigręš į savo tautą, kiekvienas bėgs į savo kraštą.
Isa 13:14 And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
Ez 28:12 "Žmogau, raudok dėl Tyro karaliaus ir sakyk jam: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tu buvai tobulumo antspaudas, kupinas išmintiesir tobulo grožio.
Eze 28:12 Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
Job 41:18 Kai jis čiaudi, blyksteli šviesa; jo akys tarsi aušros prošvaistė.
Job 41:18 By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.
Lk 1:25 "Tai Viešpats man davė; jis dabar teikėsi atimti mano pažeminimą žmonių akyse. "
Lu 1:25 Thus hath the Lord dealt with me in the days wherein he looked on me, to take away my reproach among men.
1Kor 7:8 Nesusituokusiems ir našlėms aš sakau: jie gerai padarys, pasilikdami tokie kaip aš.
1C 7:8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
Iš 12:3 Sakykite visai Izraelio bendrijai, kad šio mėnesio dešimtą dieną kiekvienas jų teparūpina savo šeimai avinėlį ­ vieną avinėlį šeimai.
Ex 12:3 Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel, saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:
Iz 49:6 "Per maža, ­ sako jis, ­ tau būti mano tarnu, prikelti Jokūbo giminesir sugrąžinti Izraelio likutį. Aš padarysiu tave ir tautų šviesa, kad mano išganymas pasiektų žemės pakraščius. "
Isa 49:6 And he said, It is a light thing that thou shouldest be my servant to raise up the tribes of Jacob, and to restore the preserved of Israel: I will also give thee for a light to the Gentiles, that thou mayest be my salvation unto the end of the earth.
Sk 34:24 iš Efraimo giminės ­ vadas Šiftano sūnus Kemuelis,
Nu 34:24 And the prince of the tribe of the children of Ephraim, Kemuel the son of Shiphtan.
Kol 2:17 Visa tai tėra būsimųjų dalykų šešėlis, o tikrenybė priklauso Kristui.
Co 2:17 Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ.
Mt 14:31 Tuojau ištiesęs ranką, Jėzus sugriebė jį ir tarė: "Silpnatiki, ko suabejojai? ! "
Mat 14:31 And immediately Jesus stretched forth his hand, and caught him, and said unto him, O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?
Iz 42:10 Užtraukite naują giesmę Viešpačiui, skelbkite jo šlovę visoje žemėje! Tedžiūgauja jūra ir visa, kas jos gelmėse, tolimosios salos ir jų gyventojai!
Isa 42:10 Sing unto the LORD a new song, and his praise from the end of the earth, ye that go down to the sea, and all that is therein; the isles, and the inhabitants thereof.
Kun 4:17 Padažęs pirštą kraujyje, kunigas pašlakstys juo Viešpaties akivaizdoje septynis kartus uždangos link.
Le 4:17 And the priest shall dip his finger in some of the blood, and sprinkle it seven times before the LORD, even before the vail.
Ez 7:23 Nukalk grandinę, nes kraštas pilnas kruvinų nusikaltimų, o miestas kupinas smurto.
Eze 7:23 Make a chain: for the land is full of bloody crimes, and the city is full of violence.
Rd 3:24 "Viešpats yra mano dalia, ­ sakau sau, ­todėl į jį dėsiu viltis. "
La 3:24 The LORD is my portion, saith my soul; therefore will I hope in him.
Pr 11:27 Štai Teracho palikuonys. Terachui gimė Abromas, Nahoras ir Haranas. O Haranui gimė Lotas.
Ge 11:27 Now these are the generations of Terah: Terah begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran; and Haran begat Lot.
Zch 9:1 Ištarmė. Viešpaties žodis pasiekė Hadracho kraštąir apsistojo poilsio Damaske, nes Viešpačiui priklauso Aramo sostinė, kaip ir visos Izraelio giminės,
Zec 9:1 The burden of the word of the LORD in the land of Hadrach, and Damascus shall be the rest thereof: when the eyes of man, as of all the tribes of Israel, shall be toward the LORD.
Mt 23:11 Kas iš jūsų didesnis, tebūnie jums tarnas.
Mat 23:11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.
Sk 26:65 nes Viešpats apie juos buvo pasakęs: "Jie mirs dykumoje! " Nė vienas jų neišliko, išskyrus Jefunės sūnų Kalebą ir Nūno sūnų Jozuę.
Nu 26:65 For the LORD had said of them, They shall surely die in the wilderness. And there was not left a man of them, save Caleb the son of Jephunneh, and Joshua the son of Nun.
Jn 15:27 Ir jūs liudysite, nes nuo pradžios su manimi esate buvę.
Jo 15:27 And ye also shall bear witness, because ye have been with me from the beginning.

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