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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 31:19 Todėl dabar užsirašykite šią giesmę, mokykite jos izraelitus, dėdami ją jiems į lūpas, idant ši giesmė būtų mano liudijimas prieš izraelitus.
De 31:19 Now therefore write ye this song for you, and teach it the children of Israel: put it in their mouths, that this song may be a witness for me against the children of Israel.
Pr 45:22 Kiekvienam davė po naujus drabužius, o Benjaminui davė tris šimtus sidabrinių ir penkerius drabužius.
Ge 45:22 To all of them he gave each man changes of raiment; but to Benjamin he gave three hundred pieces of silver, and five changes of raiment.
Įst 1:32 Tačiau, viso to nepaisydami, jūs netikite Viešpačiu, savo Dievu,
De 1:32 Yet in this thing ye did not believe the LORD your God,
Joz 3:17 Izraelitams pereinant upę sausa žeme, kunigai, nešusieji Viešpaties Sandoros Skrynią, stovėjo ant sausos žemės pačioje Jordano vagoje, kol visa tauta perėjo per Jordaną.
Jos 3:17 And the priests that bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD stood firm on dry ground in the midst of Jordan, and all the Israelites passed over on dry ground, until all the people were passed clean over Jordan.
Ez 25:7 tikėk manimi, ištiesiu ranką prieš tave ir atiduosiu tave kaip grobį tautoms; išnaikinsiu tave tarp tautų, išdildysiu tave visuose kraštuose ir sunaikinsiu. Tuomet žinosi, kad aš esu Viešpats! ’"
Eze 25:7 Behold, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.
Job 23:4 Su juo bylinėčiausi, išdėčiau jam visas savo kančias.
Job 23:4 I would order my cause before him, and fill my mouth with arguments.
Mk 2:18 Jono mokiniai ir fariziejai pasninkavo. Žmonės atėję klausė Jėzų: "Kodėl Jono mokiniai ir fariziejų mokiniai pasninkauja, o tavieji ne? "
Mar 2:18 And the disciples of John and of the Pharisees used to fast: and they come and say unto him, Why do the disciples of John and of the Pharisees fast, but thy disciples fast not?
1Kar 11:26 Saliamono tarnyboje buvo Nebato sūnus Jeroboamas, efraimas iš Ceredos, sūnus vienos našlės, vardu Cerūva. Jis pakėlė ranką prieš karalių.
1Ki 11:26 And Jeroboam the son of Nebat, an Ephrathite of Zereda, Solomon's servant, whose mother's name was Zeruah, a widow woman, even he lifted up his hand against the king.
Ps 87:3 Klausykis, Dievo mieste, nuostabiųjų dalykų, kuriuos jis sako apie tave: Sela
Ps 87:3 Glorious things are spoken of thee, O city of God. Selah.
Neh 12:34 Judas, Benjaminas, Šemaja ir Jeremija
Ne 12:34 Judah, and Benjamin, and Shemaiah, and Jeremiah,
Ef 5:3 Užtat ištvirkavimas, visoks netyrumas ar godulystė tenebūna jūsų net minimi, kaip dera šventiesiems;
Ep 5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
Job 16:22 Juk dar praeis keletas metų, ir aš nueisiu keliu, kuriuo nebegrįžtama.
Job 16:22 When a few years are come, then I shall go the way whence I shall not return.
Lk 1:65 Visus kaimynus apėmė baimė, ir po visą Judėjos kalnyną sklido kalbos apie šiuos įvykius.
Lu 1:65 And fear came on all that dwelt round about them: and all these sayings were noised abroad throughout all the hill country of Judaea.
Jn 14:23 Jėzus jam atsakė: "Jei kas mane myli, laikysis mano žodžio, ir mano Tėvas jį mylės; mes pas jį ateisime ir apsigyvensime.
Jo 14:23 Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
Lk 11:1 Kartą Jėzus vienoje vietoje meldėsi. Jam baigus maldą, vienas mokinys paprašė: "Viešpatie, išmokyk mus melstis, kaip ir Jonas išmokė savuosius mokinius. "
Lu 11:1 And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him, Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples.
Sk 10:28 Tokia buvo izraelitų žygio tvarka greta po gretos, kai jie leidosi į kelionę.
Nu 10:28 Thus were the journeyings of the children of Israel according to their armies, when they set forward.
Sk 21:16 Iš ten jie keliavo Beero link, tai yra prie to šulinio, apie kurį Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei: "Sušauk žmones, duosiu aš jiems vandens. "
Nu 21:16 And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
Mk 14:20 O jis tarė: "Vienas iš Dvylikos, kuris dažo su manimi viename dubenyje.
Mar 14:20 And he answered and said unto them, It is one of the twelve, that dippeth with me in the dish.
Ts 12:7 Iftachas buvo Izraelio teisėjas šešerius metus. Tada Iftachas Gileadietis mirė ir buvo palaidotas viename iš Gileado miestų.
Judg 12:7 And Jephthah judged Israel six years. Then died Jephthah the Gileadite, and was buried in one of the cities of Gilead.
Ps 10:15 ש Palaužk nedoro ir blogo žmogaus jėgą, nubausk jų nedorumą, neleisk jiems išlikti!
Ps 10:15 Break thou the arm of the wicked and the evil man: seek out his wickedness till thou find none.

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