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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 1:37 nes Dievui nėra negalimų dalykų. "
Lu 1:37 For with God nothing shall be impossible.
Lk 9:46 Tarp mokinių kilo ginčas, kuris jų didžiausias.
Lu 9:46 Then there arose a reasoning among them, which of them should be greatest.
1Krn 1:21 Hadoramas, Uzalas, Dikla,
1Ch 1:21 Hadoram also, and Uzal, and Diklah,
Job 10:21 prieš negrįžtamai išeidamasį tamsos ir niūrumo šalį,
Job 10:21 Before I go whence I shall not return, even to the land of darkness and the shadow of death;
2Kar 13:24 Aramo karaliui Hazaeliui mirus, vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ben Hadadas.
2Ki 13:24 So Hazael king of Syria died; and Benhadad his son reigned in his stead.
Jer 21:6 Parblokšiu šio miesto gyventojus, žmones ir gyvulius, ir visi išmirs nuo nuožmaus maro.
Jer 21:6 And I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence.
Ez 29:7 kai jie griebėsi tavo rankos, tu įvarei rakštįir žeidei visiems pečius; kai jie rėmėsi tavimi, tu sukiužai ir vertei juos svirduliuoti. ’"
Eze 29:7 When they took hold of thee by thy hand, thou didst break, and rend all their shoulder: and when they leaned upon thee, thou brakest, and madest all their loins to be at a stand.
Rom 1:1 Paulius, Jėzaus Kristaus tarnas, pašauktasis apaštalas, išskirtas [skelbti] Dievo Evangeliją,
Ro 1:1 Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God,
Įst 3:25 Leisk man, maldauju, pereiti Užjordanę ir pamatyti puikųjį kraštą, tą puikųjį aukštumų kraštą ir Libaną. ’
De 3:25 I pray thee, let me go over, and see the good land that is beyond Jordan, that goodly mountain, and Lebanon.
Am 6:3 Jūs norite nustumti tolyn nelaimės dieną, bet artinate smurto viešpatavimą!
Am 6:3 Ye that put far away the evil day, and cause the seat of violence to come near;
Sk 10:36 O kai tik ji būdavo padedama poilsio, jis sakydavo: "Sugrįžk, Viešpatie, prie nesuskaitomų Izraelio tūkstančių! "
Nu 10:36 And when it rested, he said, Return, O LORD, unto the many thousands of Israel.
Ez 27:25 Taršišo laivai tarnavo tau prekyboje. Buvai turtingas ir labai garbingasjūros širdyje.
Eze 27:25 The ships of Tarshish did sing of thee in thy market: and thou wast replenished, and made very glorious in the midst of the seas.
Rom 6:14 Jumyse nebeviešpataus nuodėmė; jūs ne įstatymo, bet malonės galioje.
Ro 6:14 For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.
Rom 4:5 O tam, kuris nedirba, bet tiki tuo, kuris nuteisina bedievį, teisumu įskaitomas jo tikėjimas.
Ro 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
Mt 10:8 Gydykite ligonius, prikelkite mirusius, apvalykite raupsuotus, išvarinėkite demonus. Dovanai gavote, dovanai ir duokite!
Mat 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
Apd 18:15 Bet kai kyla ginčas apie mokymą, vardus bei jūsų Įstatymą, spręskite jūs patys; tokių dalykų teisėjas būti nenoriu. "
Ac 18:15 But if it be a question of words and names, and of your law, look ye to it; for I will be no judge of such matters.
Mt 17:20 "Dėl silpno tikėjimo. Iš tiesų sakau jums: jei turėtumėte tikėjimą kaip garstyčios grūdelį, jūs tartumėte šitam kalnui: ‘Persikelk iš čia į tenai’ ­ ir jis persikeltų. Jums nebūtų nieko negalimo"
Mat 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
Apd 4:29 O dabar, Viešpatie, atkreipk akis į jų grasinimus ir suteik saviesiems tarnams drąsos atvirai skelbti tavo žodį.
Ac 4:29 And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word,
Kun 11:23 Bet visi kiti sparnuoti, keturias kojas turintys vabzdžiai bus jums pasibjaurėtini.
Le 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
Ps 83:6 Edomo ir izmaelitų tautos, Moabas ir hagarai,
Ps 83:6 The tabernacles of Edom, and the Ishmaelites; of Moab, and the Hagarenes;

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