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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 71:9 Neatstumk manęs senatvėje; mano jėgoms senkant, nepalik manęs.
Ps 71:9 Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.
Sk 22:35 Viešpaties angelas tarė Bileamui: "Eik su tais vyrais. Bet kalbėk tik tai, ką sakysiu kalbėti. " Bileamas tada keliavo toliau su Balako didžiūnais.
Nu 22:35 And the angel of the LORD said unto Balaam, Go with the men: but only the word that I shall speak unto thee, that thou shalt speak. So Balaam went with the princes of Balak.
Ps 27:3 Nors ir kariuomenė apgultų mane, mano širdis nebijotų; nors ir karas man būtų paskelbtas, net tada pasitikėčiau.
Ps 27:3 Though an host should encamp against me, my heart shall not fear: though war should rise against me, in this will I be confident.
Ps 104:5 Tu įkūrei žemę tvirtai ant jos pamatų, ir ji ten stovės amžinai.
Ps 104:5 Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever.
Mt 9:26 Garsas apie tai pasklido po visą aną kraštą.
Mat 9:26 And the fame hereof went abroad into all that land.
Ez 27:10 Vyrai iš Persijos, Ludo ir Putobuvo galingi tavo kariuomenės kariai. Pasikabinę pas tave skydus ir šalmus, jie teikė tau didingumo.
Eze 27:10 They of Persia and of Lud and of Phut were in thine army, thy men of war: they hanged the shield and helmet in thee; they set forth thy comeliness.
1Kor 7:14 Mat netikintis vyras pašventinamas per žmoną, o netikinti žmona pašventinama per tikintį vyrą . Antraip jūsų vaikai būtų netyri, o dabar jie šventi.
1C 7:14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
Jer 51:61 Jeremijas tarė Serajai: "Kai pasieksi Babiloną, žiūrėk, kad perskaitytum garsiai visus šituos žodžius.
Jer 51:61 And Jeremiah said to Seraiah, When thou comest to Babylon, and shalt see, and shalt read all these words;
Lk 5:37 Taip pat niekas nepila jauno vyno į senus vynmaišius. Jaunas vynas suplėšytų vynmaišius, pats ištekėtų, ir vynmaišiai niekais nueitų.
Lu 5:37 And no man putteth new wine into old bottles; else the new wine will burst the bottles, and be spilled, and the bottles shall perish.
1Krn 4:32 O jų gyvenvietės buvo Etamas, Ainas, En Rimonas, Tochenas ir Ašanas ­ penki miestai
1Ch 4:32 And their villages were, Etam, and Ain, Rimmon, and Tochen, and Ashan, five cities:
2Kar 22:11 Išklausęs Įstatymo knygos žodžius, karalius persiplėšė drabužius.
2Ki 22:11 And it came to pass, when the king had heard the words of the book of the law, that he rent his clothes.
Jn 6:20 O jis sako: "Tai aš. Nebijokite! "
Jo 6:20 But he saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid.
Ezd 4:11 Štai nuorašas laiško, kurį jie nusiuntė: "Karaliui Artakserksui tavo tarnai, Užupio srities žmonės, siunčia pasveikinimą.
Ezr 4:11 This is the copy of the letter that they sent unto him, even unto Artaxerxes the king; Thy servants the men on this side the river, and at such a time.
Ez 11:3 sakydami: ‘Nėra reikalo dabar statyti namus. Šis miestas ­ katilas, o mes ­ mėsa! ’
Eze 11:3 Which say, It is not near; let us build houses: this city is the caldron, and we be the flesh.
Kun 23:37 Štai Viešpaties nustatytos iškilmės, kurias švęsite kaip šventųjų sueigų metą aukoti Viešpačiui ugnines atnašas ­ deginamąsias aukas ir javų atnašas, aukas ir liejamąsias atnašas, kiekvieną jai nustatytą dieną,
Le 23:37 These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:
Pr 37:14 Izraelis tada paliepė jam: "Nueik ir sužinok, kaip laikosi tavo broliai, kaip sekasi kaimenei, ir parnešk man žinių. " Taip jis išsiuntė jį iš Hebrono slėnio. Juozapas pasiekė Sichemą,
Ge 37:14 And he said to him, Go, I pray thee, see whether it be well with thy brethren, and well with the flocks; and bring me word again. So he sent him out of the vale of Hebron, and he came to Shechem.
Jn 21:4 Rytui auštant, ant kranto pasirodė bestovįs Jėzus. Mokiniai nepažino, kad ten Jėzaus esama.
Jo 21:4 But when the morning was now come, Jesus stood on the shore: but the disciples knew not that it was Jesus.
Koh 7:7 Iš tikrųjų engimas net išmintingąjį gali sukvailinti, o kyšis ­ sugadinti širdį.
Ec 7:7 Surely oppression maketh a wise man mad; and a gift destroyeth the heart.
Pr 6:1 Kai žemėje žmonių pradėjo daugėti ir jiems gimė dukterų,
Ge 6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,
1Krn 8:2 ketvirtas ­ Noha ir penktas ­ Rafa.
1Ch 8:2 Nohah the fourth, and Rapha the fifth.

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