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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 27:4 Vieno teprašau iš Viešpaties, tik vieno tenoriu ­gyventi Viešpaties Namuoseper visas savo gyvenimo dienas, gėrėtis Viešpaties žavumuir lankyti jo šventyklą.
Ps 27:4 One thing have I desired of the LORD, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the LORD, and to enquire in his temple.
Pat 21:7 Nedorėlių plėšikavimas juos pražudo, nes jie atsisako daryti, kas teisinga.
Pr 21:7 The robbery of the wicked shall destroy them; because they refuse to do judgment.
Ps 112:9 פ Jis dosniai duoda beturčiams, צ niekada neišsenka jo dosnumas. ק Jis didis ir gerbiamas.
Ps 112:9 He hath dispersed, he hath given to the poor; his righteousness endureth for ever; his horn shall be exalted with honour.
1Kar 12:14 Sekdamas jaunųjų vyrų patarimu, jis tarė jiems: "Mano tėvas jūsų jungą padarė sunkų, o aš prie to jungo dar pridėsiu. Mano tėvas plakė jus botagais, o aš plaksiu jus skorpionais. "
1Ki 12:14 And spake to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.
Gal 4:15 Kurgi dabar tas jūsų džiaugsmingasis priėmimas? Juk aš galiu paliudyti, kad įmanydami jūs būtumėte išsilupę akis ir atidavę man.
Ga 4:15 Where is then the blessedness ye spake of? for I bear you record, that, if it had been possible, ye would have plucked out your own eyes, and have given them to me.
Job 41:12 Vargu ar man reikia kalbėti apie jo kojas, jo žygdarbių smulkmenas ir grakštų sudėjimą.
Job 41:12 I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.
Am 5:1 Klausykitės šio žodžio, kurį užgiedu jums kaip raudą, Izraelio namai:
Am 5:1 Hear ye this word which I take up against you, even a lamentation, O house of Israel.
Iš 7:24 O visi egiptiečiai turėjo kasti visur prie Nilo, ieškodami vandens atsigerti, nes Nilo vandens nebegalėjo gerti.
Ex 7:24 And all the Egyptians digged round about the river for water to drink; for they could not drink of the water of the river.
Gg 1:8 [Choras: ] Jeigu tu nežinai vietos, o gražiausia iš moterų, tai eik avių pėdomisir ganyk savo ožiukusšalia piemenų palapinių.
SS 1:8 If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents.
Apd 13:42 Jiems išeinant, žmonės prašė, kad jie ir kitą šabą pakalbėtų apie tuos dalykus.
Ac 13:42 And when the Jews were gone out of the synagogue, the Gentiles besought that these words might be preached to them the next sabbath.
Pat 8:20 Aš einu teisumo keliu, teisingumo takais,
Pr 8:20 I lead in the way of righteousness, in the midst of the paths of judgment:
Ps 137:2 Ant to krašto tuopųpakabinome savo arfas,
Ps 137:2 We hanged our harps upon the willows in the midst thereof.
Įst 33:13 O apie Juozapą sakė: "Tebūna Viešpaties palaimintas jo kraštasrinktine rasos dovana iš dangausir iš bedugnės, glūdinčios po žeme,
De 33:13 And of Joseph he said, Blessed of the LORD be his land, for the precious things of heaven, for the dew, and for the deep that coucheth beneath,
Jn 5:23 kad visi gerbtų Sūnų, kaip gerbia Tėvą. Kas negerbia Sūnaus, tas negerbia jį siuntusio Tėvo.
Jo 5:23 That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.
Įst 10:10 Išbuvau ant kalno keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų. Dar kartą Viešpats išklausė mane ir sutiko tavęs nesunaikinti.
De 10:10 And I stayed in the mount, according to the first time, forty days and forty nights; and the LORD hearkened unto me at that time also, and the LORD would not destroy thee.
Ps 83:12 "Užimkime Dievo pievas, ­sakė jie, ­ ir užvaldykime! "
Ps 83:12 Who said, Let us take to ourselves the houses of God in possession.
Apd 10:6 Jis svečiuojasi pas tokį odininką Simoną, kurio namai stovi prie jūros. "
Ac 10:6 He lodgeth with one Simon a tanner, whose house is by the sea side: he shall tell thee what thou oughtest to do.
Job 5:15 Bet beturtį jis gelbsti nuo jų nasrų, nuo galingojo rankos.
Job 5:15 But he saveth the poor from the sword, from their mouth, and from the hand of the mighty.
Sk 3:42 Tad Mozė įtraukė į sąrašą visus izraelitų pirmagimius, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs.
Nu 3:42 And Moses numbered, as the LORD commanded him, all the firstborn among the children of Israel.
Sk 29:16 Be to, ožys bus atnašaujamas už nuodėmę, neskaitant nuolatinės deginamosios aukos, jos javų atnašos ir liejamosios atnašos.
Nu 29:16 And one kid of the goats for a sin offering; beside the continual burnt offering, his meat offering, and his drink offering.

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