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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 111:7 מ Jo rankų darbas ­ tiesa ir teisingumas, נ jo įsakai tvirti,
Ps 111:7 The works of his hands are verity and judgment; all his commandments are sure.
2Krn 34:31 Stovėdamas savo vietoje, karalius sudarė sandorą Viešpaties akivaizdoje ­ sekti Viešpatį, laikantis jo įsakymų, įsakų ir įstatų visa širdimi bei visa gyvastimi ir vykdant šioje knygoje įrašytus Sandoros žodžius.
2Ch 34:31 And the king stood in his place, and made a covenant before the LORD, to walk after the LORD, and to keep his commandments, and his testimonies, and his statutes, with all his heart, and with all his soul, to perform the words of the covenant which are written in this book.
Apd 27:13 Papūtus lengvam pietų vėjui, jie tikėjosi įvykdyti savo sumanymą ir, pakėlę inkarą, leidosi pirmyn palei Kretos krantus.
Ac 27:13 And when the south wind blew softly, supposing that they had obtained their purpose, loosing thence, they sailed close by Crete.
Iz 54:8 Ūmai supykęs, valandėlę slėpiau nuo tavęs savo veidą, bet amžina meile tavęs pagailėjau", ­sako Viešpats, tavo Atpirkėjas.
Isa 54:8 In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee, saith the LORD thy Redeemer.
Jer 50:8 Bėkite iš Babilono, traukitės iš chaldėjų krašto, būkite kaip ožiai kaimenės priekyje!
Jer 50:8 Remove out of the midst of Babylon, and go forth out of the land of the Chaldeans, and be as the he goats before the flocks.
Neh 7:29 žmonių iš Kirjat Jearimų, Kefyros ir Beerotų septyni šimtai keturiasdešimt trys,
Ne 7:29 The men of Kirjathjearim, Chephirah, and Beeroth, seven hundred forty and three.
Ez 12:17 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 12:17 Moreover the word of the LORD came to me, saying,
Ts 7:6 Skaičius tų, kurie "lakė" vandenį iš rankos, buvo trys šimtai; visi kiti kariai vandens atsigerti atsiklaupė.
Judg 7:6 And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three hundred men: but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees to drink water.
Joz 15:19 Ji atsakė: "Duok man dovaną! Kadangi atidavei mane į Negebo kraštą, duok man ir vandens šaltinių! " Tad Kalebas davė, ko ji prašė: aukštutinius ir žemutinius vandens šaltinius.
Jos 15:19 Who answered, Give me a blessing; for thou hast given me a south land; give me also springs of water. And he gave her the upper springs, and the nether springs.
Žyd 11:10 Mat jis laukė miesto su tvirtais pamatais, kurio statytojas ir kūrėjas būtų Dievas.
He 11:10 For he looked for a city which hath foundations, whose builder and maker is God.
2Tim 4:3 Ateis toks laikas, kai žmonės nebepakęs sveiko mokslo, bet, pasidavę savo įgeidžiams, susivadins sau mokytojų, kad tie pataikautų jų ausims;
2Ti 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
Mt 20:2 Susiderėjęs su darbininkais po denarą dienai, jis nusiuntė juos į savo vynuogyną.
Mat 20:2 And when he had agreed with the labourers for a penny a day, he sent them into his vineyard.
Lk 9:5 O kur tik žmonės jūsų nepriimtų, išeidami iš to miesto, nusikratykite nuo kojų dulkes kaip liudijimą prieš juos. "
Lu 9:5 And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
Pr 1:5 Dievas pavadino šviesą diena, o tamsą naktimi. Atėjo vakaras ir išaušo rytas, pirmoji diena.
Ge 1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
2Pt 2:9 Taigi Viešpats žino, kaip išgelbėti maldingus žmones iš mėginimo ir kaip išlaikyti nedoruosius teismo dienai ir bausmei,
2P 2:9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
Iš 34:15 Nesudaryk sandoros su krašto gyventojais, kad, jiems ištvirkaujant su savo dievais ir aukojant savo atnašas, vienas jų nepasikviestų tavęs ir tu nevalgytum jų aukų.
Ex 34:15 Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;
Jn 12:13 Žmonės pasiėmė palmių šakų ir išėjo jo pasitikti, garsiai šaukdami: "Osana! Garbė tam, kuris ateina Viešpaties vardu, ­Izraelio Karaliui! "
Jo 12:13 Took branches of palm trees, and went forth to meet him, and cried, Hosanna: Blessed is the King of Israel that cometh in the name of the Lord.
Lk 8:26 Jie atplaukė į gergeziečių kraštą, kuris yra priešingame Galilėjai krante.
Lu 8:26 And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee.
Neh 7:45 Vartininkų: Šalumo, Atero, Talmono, Akubo, Hatitos, Šobajo palikuonių šimtas trisdešimt aštuoni.
Ne 7:45 The porters: the children of Shallum, the children of Ater, the children of Talmon, the children of Akkub, the children of Hatita, the children of Shobai, an hundred thirty and eight.
2Sam 6:4 su Dievo Skrynia. Achjojas ėjo pirma Skrynios.
2Sa 6:4 And they brought it out of the house of Abinadab which was at Gibeah, accompanying the ark of God: and Ahio went before the ark.

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