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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 19:23 Mozė atsakė Viešpačiui: "Žmonėms neleista kopti į Sinajaus kalną, nes tu pats įspėjai mus, tardamas: ‘Nustatyk ribas aplink kalną ir padaryk jį šventą. ’"
Ex 19:23 And Moses said unto the LORD, The people cannot come up to mount Sinai: for thou chargedst us, saying, Set bounds about the mount, and sanctify it.
Iš 6:26 Tai jiems, Aaronui ir Mozei, Viešpats pasakė: "Išveskite izraelitus iš Egipto žemės gretą po gretos. "
Ex 6:26 These are that Aaron and Moses, to whom the LORD said, Bring out the children of Israel from the land of Egypt according to their armies.
Ez 43:10 O tu, žmogau, parodyk Izraelio namams šventyklą; teišmatuoja jie jos matmenis ir tesusigėsta dėl savo bjaurių nusikaltimų.
Eze 43:10 Thou son of man, shew the house to the house of Israel, that they may be ashamed of their iniquities: and let them measure the pattern.
Pr 4:24 Jei už Kainą atkeršijama septyneriopai, tai už Lamechą septyniasdešimt kartų septyneriopai. "
Ge 4:24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
Įst 14:26 Panaudosi pinigus nupirkti, ką norėsi ­ jaučių, avių, vyno, stipraus gėrimo ir ko tik trokši. Ten, Viešpaties, savo Dievo, akivaizdoje, valgysi tu ir tavo namiškiai drauge džiaugdamiesi.
De 14:26 And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household,
Pat 24:32 Stebėjau ir dėjausi į širdį; žvalgiausi ir mokiausi.
Pr 24:32 Then I saw, and considered it well: I looked upon it, and received instruction.
Pat 10:28 Teisiųjų viltis jiems neša džiaugsmą, o nedorėlių lūkesčiai nueina niekais.
Pr 10:28 The hope of the righteous shall be gladness: but the expectation of the wicked shall perish.
Nah 3:4 Dėl gausiai ištvirkaujančios kekšės, patrauklios kerėjimo valdovės, tautas pavergusios savo ištvirkavimais, o gentis ­ kerėjimu,
Na 3:4 Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
Zch 8:19 ‘Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats. Ketvirto mėnesio pasninkas , penkto mėnesio pasninkas, septinto mėnesio pasninkas ir dešimto mėnesio pasninkas pavirsdžiaugsmu bei linksmybeir malonia švente Judo namams. Branginkite tiesą ir taiką! ’
Zec 8:19 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; The fast of the fourth month, and the fast of the fifth, and the fast of the seventh, and the fast of the tenth, shall be to the house of Judah joy and gladness, and cheerful feasts; therefore love the truth and peace.
Kol 4:8 Aš tam jį ir siunčiu, kad sužinotumėte apie mus ir kad jis paguostų jūsų širdis.
Co 4:8 Whom I have sent unto you for the same purpose, that he might know your estate, and comfort your hearts;
Jn 1:47 Pamatęs ateinantį Natanaelį, Jėzus pasakė apie jį: "Štai tikras izraelitas, kuriame nėra klastos. "
Jo 1:47 Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and saith of him, Behold an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
Apd 19:5 Tai sužinoję, jie buvo pakrikštyti Viešpaties Jėzaus vardan.
Ac 19:5 When they heard this, they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.
Iz 28:9 Jie skundžiasi manimi ir sako: "Ką nori jis pamokyti? Kam nori paaiškinti savo apreiškimą? Mažyliams, ką tik nujunkytiems, ką tik nuo krūties atitrauktiems?
Isa 28:9 Whom shall he teach knowledge? and whom shall he make to understand doctrine? them that are weaned from the milk, and drawn from the breasts.
Iš 12:11 Jį turėsite valgyti taip: susijuosę juosmenį, apsiavę kojas ir su lazda rankoje; valgysite jį paskubomis. Tai Viešpaties Pascha .
Ex 12:11 And thus shall ye eat it; with your loins girded, your shoes on your feet, and your staff in your hand; and ye shall eat it in haste: it is the LORD's passover.
Kun 13:58 Bet drabužis, apmatai ar ataudai, ar daiktas iš odos, iš kurio liga po plovimo yra dingusi, turi būti antrąkart išplautas ir bus švarus.
Le 13:58 And the garment, either warp, or woof, or whatsoever thing of skin it be, which thou shalt wash, if the plague be departed from them, then it shall be washed the second time, and shall be clean.
Pr 42:20 ir atveskite pas mane savo jauniausią brolį, idant būtų patvirtinti jūsų žodžiai ir jūs nemirtumėte. " Jie sutiko tai padaryti,
Ge 42:20 But bring your youngest brother unto me; so shall your words be verified, and ye shall not die. And they did so.
Oz 10:15 Taip bus pasielgta su jumis, Beteli, dėl jūsų didelio nedorumo. Auštant žus Izraelio karalius.
Ho 10:15 So shall Bethel do unto you because of your great wickedness: in a morning shall the king of Israel utterly be cut off.
Įst 34:8 Izraelitai raudojo Mozės Moabo lygumose trisdešimt dienų. Mozės gedulo metas pasibaigė.
De 34:8 And the children of Israel wept for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days: so the days of weeping and mourning for Moses were ended.
2Krn 5:13 Trimitininkai ir giesmininkai įsitraukė sutartinai į šlovės ir padėkos giesmę Viešpačiui, didėjant trimitų, cimbolų ir kitų muzikos instrumentų garsams Viešpaties šlovei, "nes jis geras, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina. "Namai, Viešpaties Namai, buvo pripildyti debesies.
2Ch 5:13 It came even to pass, as the trumpeters and singers were as one, to make one sound to be heard in praising and thanking the LORD; and when they lifted up their voice with the trumpets and cymbals and instruments of musick, and praised the LORD, saying, For he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever: that then the house was filled with a cloud, even the house of the LORD;
1Krn 27:28 Alyvmedžius ir sikomorų medžius Šefeloje prižiūrėjo Baal Hananas Gederietis. Aliejaus sandėlius tvarkė Joašas.
1Ch 27:28 And over the olive trees and the sycomore trees that were in the low plains was Baalhanan the Gederite: and over the cellars of oil was Joash:

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