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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 104:2 apsigaubęs šviesa lyg drabužiu, tu ištempei dangų lyg palapinės dangą
Ps 104:2 Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain:
Job 16:16 Mano veidas paraudo nuo ašarų, pajuodo mano akių vokai,
Job 16:16 My face is foul with weeping, and on my eyelids is the shadow of death;
Iš 8:30 Mozė išėjęs meldėsi Viešpačiui.
Ex 8:30 And Moses went out from Pharaoh, and intreated the LORD.
Iz 9:17 Todėl Viešpats netausos jų vyrų, neparodys pagailos jų našlėms ir našlaičiams, nes visi jie ­ bedieviai ir nedorėliai, visų burnose nešvankūs plepalai. Todėl jo pyktis neatlyžo, jo ranka vis dar pakelta!
Isa 9:17 Therefore the LORD shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.
Ps 68:17 Dievo kovos vežimų dusyk po dešimt tūkstančių ­tūkstančių tūkstančiai; Viešpats žygiuoja iš Sinajaus į šventąją vietą.
Ps 68:17 The chariots of God are twenty thousand, even thousands of angels: the Lord is among them, as in Sinai, in the holy place.
2Kar 8:7 Eliziejus nuvyko į Damaską tuo metu, kai Aramo karalius Ben Hadadas sirgo. Kai jam buvo pranešta: "Dievo vyras atėjo",
2Ki 8:7 And Elisha came to Damascus; and Benhadad the king of Syria was sick; and it was told him, saying, The man of God is come hither.
Iš 7:23 Faraonas apsisuko ir nuėjo į savo rūmus; net to jis nepaėmė į širdį.
Ex 7:23 And Pharaoh turned and went into his house, neither did he set his heart to this also.
Ps 94:6 galabija našlę ir ateivį, žudo našlaitį.
Ps 94:6 They slay the widow and the stranger, and murder the fatherless.
Jer 51:10 Viešpats parodė mūsų teisumą; ateikite, paskelbkime Sione, ką padarė Viešpats, mūsų Dievas.
Jer 51:10 The LORD hath brought forth our righteousness: come, and let us declare in Zion the work of the LORD our God.
Iz 11:5 Teisumas bus jo juosmens diržas, ištikimybė ­ strėnų juosta.
Isa 11:5 And righteousness shall be the girdle of his loins, and faithfulness the girdle of his reins.
Mt 2:7 Tuomet Erodas, slapčia pasikvietęs išminčius, smulkiai juos išklausinėjo apie žvaigždės pasirodymo metą
Mat 2:7 Then Herod, when he had privily called the wise men, enquired of them diligently what time the star appeared.
2Kor 12:5 Štai tokiu žmogumi pasigirsiu, o savimi nesigirsiu, nebent savo negaliomis.
2C 12:5 Of such an one will I glory: yet of myself I will not glory, but in mine infirmities.
Iš 21:5 Bet jei vergas pasako: ‘Aš myliu savo šeimininką, žmoną ir vaikus, aš nenoriu būti laisvas’,
Ex 21:5 And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:
Job 21:8 Jų vaikai įsikuria jiems gyviems esantir mato savo vaikų vaikus.
Job 21:8 Their seed is established in their sight with them, and their offspring before their eyes.
Apd 17:30 Ir štai Dievas nebepaiso anų neišmanymo laikų, bet dabar skelbia žmonėms, jog visiems visur reikia atsiversti.
Ac 17:30 And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
1Kor 11:2 Aš jus giriu, kad jūs visame kame prisimenate mane ir tvirtai laikotės nurodymų, kokius esu jums davęs.
1C 11:2 Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me in all things, and keep the ordinances, as I delivered them to you.
Ps 107:22 Teatnašauja bendravimo aukasir teskelbia jo darbus džiugesio giesmėmis.
Ps 107:22 And let them sacrifice the sacrifices of thanksgiving, and declare his works with rejoicing.
Ps 48:6 Juos pagavo drebulyslyg gimdančios moters skausmas,
Ps 48:6 Fear took hold upon them there, and pain, as of a woman in travail.
Lk 4:35 Jėzus sudraudė jį: "Nutilk ir išeik iš jo! " Nubloškęs jį į sinagogos vidurį, demonas išėjo, nė kiek jo nesužeidęs.
Lu 4:35 And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the devil had thrown him in the midst, he came out of him, and hurt him not.
Pat 20:3 Garbinga žmogui vengti ginčų, o kiekvienas kvailys leidžiasi į kivirčus.
Pr 20:3 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling.

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