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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 75:1 Choro vadovui. "Nesunaikink" melodija. Asafo psalmė. Giesmė. Dėkojame tau, Dieve, tikrai dėkojame tau, šaukdamiesi tavo vardo, apsakydami tavo nuostabius darbus.
Ps 75:1 Unto thee, O God, do we give thanks, unto thee do we give thanks: for that thy name is near thy wondrous works declare.
1Krn 4:23 Jie buvo puodžiai ir gyveno Netaimuose ir Gederoje. Dirbdami karaliui, jie ten turėjo buveinę.
1Ch 4:23 These were the potters, and those that dwelt among plants and hedges: there they dwelt with the king for his work.
Kun 20:21 Jei vyras vestų savo brolio žmoną, bjauriai pasielgtų, nes atidengs savo brolio nuogumą. Jiedu mirs bevaikiai.
Le 20:21 And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless.
Jer 27:6 O dabar aš šiuos visus kraštus atidaviau savo tarnui Babilono karaliui Nebukadnecarui į rankas. Atidaviau net lauko žvėris, kad jam tarnautų.
Jer 27:6 And now have I given all these lands into the hand of Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon, my servant; and the beasts of the field have I given him also to serve him.
Jer 10:14 Kiekvienas žmogus ­ kvailas, nesupratingas; sau pačiam gėdą daro auksakalys savo stabais, nes nuliejo apgaulę, be gyvybės alsavimo.
Jer 10:14 Every man is brutish in his knowledge: every founder is confounded by the graven image: for his molten image is falsehood, and there is no breath in them.
Lk 5:31 O Jėzus atsiliepė: "Ne sveikiesiems reikia gydytojo, bet ligoniams.
Lu 5:31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick.
Jer 13:14 Sudaužysiu juos vieną į kitą, senus ir jaunus drauge", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Nei gailestingumas, nei užuojauta, nei švelnumas ­ niekas manęs nesulaikys, kad jų nesunaikinčiau. ’"
Jer 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
1Kor 11:9 taip pat ne vyras buvo sutvertas moteriai, o moteris vyrui.
1C 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
Sk 26:44 Ašero palikuonys pagal jų kiltis: iš Imnos ­ imnų kiltis, iš Išvio ­ išvių kiltis, iš Berijos ­ berijų kiltis.
Nu 26:44 Of the children of Asher after their families: of Jimna, the family of the Jimnites: of Jesui, the family of the Jesuites: of Beriah, the family of the Beriites.
Ezd 4:12 Tebūna žinoma karaliui, kad nuo tavęs pas mus parėję žydai pasiekė Jeruzalę ir atstato tą maištingą ir nedorą miestą. Jau baigia sienas ir taiso pamatus!
Ezr 4:12 Be it known unto the king, that the Jews which came up from thee to us are come unto Jerusalem, building the rebellious and the bad city, and have set up the walls thereof, and joined the foundations.
Apd 14:11 Minia, pamačiusi, ką Paulius padarė, pradėjo garsiai likaoniškai šaukti: "Dievai, pasivertę žmonėmis, nužengė pas mus! "
Ac 14:11 And when the people saw what Paul had done, they lifted up their voices, saying in the speech of Lycaonia, The gods are come down to us in the likeness of men.
1Sam 2:10 Viešpaties priešai bus sutriuškinti; Aukščiausiasis sugriaudės danguje. Viešpats teis žemės pakraščius, suteiks jėgą savo karaliuiir pergalę savo Pateptajam. "
1Sa 2:10 The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.
Ts 4:18 Jaelė, išėjusi Siseros pasitikti, tarė jam: "Užeik, viešpatie, užeik pas mane! Nebijok! " Taigi jis įėjo pas ją į palapinę, ir ji užklojo jį kilimu.
Judg 4:18 And Jael went out to meet Sisera, and said unto him, Turn in, my lord, turn in to me; fear not. And when he had turned in unto her into the tent, she covered him with a mantle.
Rd 3:13 ה Jis paleido strėles iš savo lanko, ir jos giliai susmigo į mano kūną.
La 3:13 He hath caused the arrows of his quiver to enter into my reins.
Iš 12:34 Taigi žmonės nešėsi ant pečių dar neraugintą tešlą, minkymo dubenis, įvyniotus apsiaustuose.
Ex 12:34 And the people took their dough before it was leavened, their kneadingtroughs being bound up in their clothes upon their shoulders.
Mk 7:31 Palikęs Tyro sritis, Jėzus per Sidoną atėjo prie Galilėjos ežero, į Dekapolio krašto vidurį.
Mar 7:31 And again, departing from the coasts of Tyre and Sidon, he came unto the sea of Galilee, through the midst of the coasts of Decapolis.
Iz 38:19 Gyvasis, tiktai gyvasis tau dėkoja, kaip šiandien darau aš. Apie tavo ištikimybę tėvai pasakos vaikams.
Isa 38:19 The living, the living, he shall praise thee, as I do this day: the father to the children shall make known thy truth.
Pr 40:8 Šie atsakė: "Sapnavome sapnus, ir nėra kas mudviem juos išaiškintų. " Juozapas tarė jiems: "Dievas tikrai gali išaiškinti! Prašau papasakoti juos man. "
Ge 40:8 And they said unto him, We have dreamed a dream, and there is no interpreter of it. And Joseph said unto them, Do not interpretations belong to God? tell me them, I pray you.
2Krn 30:9 Jeigu jūs sugrįšite pas Viešpatį, jūsų giminės ir vaikai sulauks pasigailėjimo iš tų, kurie paėmė juos į nelaisvę, ir jie sugrįš į šį kraštą, nes Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, yra malonus ir gailestingas. Jis nenugręš nuo jūsų savo veido, jeigu pas jį sugrįšite. "
2Ch 30:9 For if ye turn again unto the LORD, your brethren and your children shall find compassion before them that lead them captive, so that they shall come again into this land: for the LORD your God is gracious and merciful, and will not turn away his face from you, if ye return unto him.
Pr 24:18 "Gerk, mano viešpatie", ­ atsakė ji ir, skubiai nuleidusi ąsotį ant rankos, davė jam gerti.
Ge 24:18 And she said, Drink, my lord: and she hasted, and let down her pitcher upon her hand, and gave him drink.

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