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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 51:59 Štai kokį reikalą pranašas Jeremijas patikėjo Machsėjos sūnaus Nerijos sūnui Serajai, kai tas ėjo į Babiloną drauge su Judo karaliumi Zedekiju ketvirtais jo valdymo metais. Seraja buvo stovyklų tvarkytojas.
Jer 51:59 The word which Jeremiah the prophet commanded Seraiah the son of Neriah, the son of Maaseiah, when he went with Zedekiah the king of Judah into Babylon in the fourth year of his reign. And this Seraiah was a quiet prince.
2Sam 19:5 Tada Joabas įėjo į vidų pas karalių ir tarė: "Šiandien tu privertei rausti iš gėdos visus savo tarnus, išgelbėjusius tavo gyvybę, tavo sūnų ir dukterų gyvybę, žmonų ir sugulovių gyvybę,
2Sa 19:5 And Joab came into the house to the king, and said, Thou hast shamed this day the faces of all thy servants, which this day have saved thy life, and the lives of thy sons and of thy daughters, and the lives of thy wives, and the lives of thy concubines;
Iš 9:25 Kruša išmušė visa, kas buvo atvirame lauke per visą Egipto kraštą ­ ir žmones, ir gyvulius. Kruša sunaikino ir visą laukų augaliją bei sutriuškino laukuose visus medžius.
Ex 9:25 And the hail smote throughout all the land of Egypt all that was in the field, both man and beast; and the hail smote every herb of the field, and brake every tree of the field.
Ez 3:5 Juk tu siunčiamas ne pas tautą, kurios šneka nežinoma ir kalba svetima, bet į Izraelio namus.
Eze 3:5 For thou art not sent to a people of a strange speech and of an hard language, but to the house of Israel;
2Sam 10:11 Jis tarė: "Jei aramėjai būtų stipresni už mane, tu turi man padėti, bet jei amonitai būtų stipresni už tave, aš ateisiu tau į pagalbą.
2Sa 10:11 And he said, If the Syrians be too strong for me, then thou shalt help me: but if the children of Ammon be too strong for thee, then I will come and help thee.
Mk 3:18 Andriejų, Pilypą, Baltramiejų, Matą, Tomą, Alfiejaus sūnų Jokūbą, Tadą, Simoną Kananietį
Mar 3:18 And Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon the Canaanite,
1Kar 10:8 Laimingi tavo žmonės! Laimingi tavo dvariškiai, nuolat tau tarnaujantys ir tavo išmintį girdintys!
1Ki 10:8 Happy are thy men, happy are these thy servants, which stand continually before thee, and that hear thy wisdom.
Iš 10:26 Ir mūsų galvijai turi eiti su mumis. Neliks čia nė nago, nes iš jų privalome parinkti, kuo pagarbinti Viešpatį, mūsų Dievą, ir dar nežinome, ką panaudoti mūsų Viešpačiui pagarbinti, kol ten nenueisime. "
Ex 10:26 Our cattle also shall go with us; there shall not an hoof be left behind; for thereof must we take to serve the LORD our God; and we know not with what we must serve the LORD, until we come thither.
1Pt 5:11 Jo valdžia per visus amžių amžius! Amen.
1P 5:11 To him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
Lk 23:27 Jį lydėjo didelis būrys liaudies ir daug moterų, kurios verkė jo ir aimanavo.
Lu 23:27 And there followed him a great company of people, and of women, which also bewailed and lamented him.
Neh 9:9 Tu pamatei mūsų protėvių vargą Egipte, išgirdai jų šauksmą prie Nendrių jūros.
Ne 9:9 And didst see the affliction of our fathers in Egypt, and heardest their cry by the Red sea;
Jn 8:50 Aš neieškau sau garbės; yra ieškantysis ir teisiantysis.
Jo 8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth.
Ez 3:21 Bet jei tu perspėji jį, teisųjį, kad teisusis nenusidėtų, ir jis nenusideda, tai jis tikrai gyvens, nes priėmė perspėjimą, o tu būsi išgelbėjęs savo gyvastį. "
Eze 3:21 Nevertheless if thou warn the righteous man, that the righteous sin not, and he doth not sin, he shall surely live, because he is warned; also thou hast delivered thy soul.
Ps 79:8 Nebausk mūsų už mūsų protėvių kaltes; teskuba tavo gailestingumas mūsų pasitikti, nes mes apimti nevilties.
Ps 79:8 O remember not against us former iniquities: let thy tender mercies speedily prevent us: for we are brought very low.
Pat 10:1 Saliamono patarlės. Išmintingas vaikas neša tėvui džiaugsmą, o paikas vaikas ­ motinos skausmas.
Pr 10:1 The proverbs of Solomon. A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish son is the heaviness of his mother.
Lk 1:80 O kūdikis augo ir jo dvasia tvirtėjo. Jis gyveno dykumoje iki pat savo viešo pasirodymo Izraeliui dienos.
Lu 1:80 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, and was in the deserts till the day of his shewing unto Israel.
Pr 9:17 Dievas sakė Nojui: "Tai bus ženklas Sandoros tarp manęs ir visų žemėje esančių mirtingųjų".
Ge 9:17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.
Iz 58:9 Tada šauksiesi, ir Viešpats atsilieps, prašysi pagalbos, ir jis tars: "Aš čia! "Kai tarp savųjų pašalini priespaudą, nedarai skriaudos, nekalbi ko blogo,
Isa 58:9 Then shalt thou call, and the LORD shall answer; thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I am. If thou take away from the midst of thee the yoke, the putting forth of the finger, and speaking vanity;
Ps 146:2 Šlovinsiu Viešpatį visą gyvenimą, giedosiu šlovės giesmes savo Dievui, kol būsiu gyvas.
Ps 146:2 While I live will I praise the LORD: I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being.
Ps 104:7 Kai vandenims tu pagrūmojai, jie bėgo, traukėsi pasigirdus tavo griausmo balsui,
Ps 104:7 At thy rebuke they fled; at the voice of thy thunder they hasted away.

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