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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 24:15 Jehojada mirė, sulaukęs žilos senatvės. Jis mirė, būdamas šimto trisdešimt metų.
2Ch 24:15 But Jehoiada waxed old, and was full of days when he died; an hundred and thirty years old was he when he died.
Pr 33:4 O Ezavas atbėgo jo pasitikti, apkabino, puolė jam ant kaklo ir išbučiavo. Jiedu apsiverkė.
Ge 33:4 And Esau ran to meet him, and embraced him, and fell on his neck, and kissed him: and they wept.
Rom 3:7 Bet jeigu Dievo tiesa per mano melagystę tik skaidriau nušvito jo garbei, tai kam dar teisti mane kaip nusidėjėlį? !
Ro 3:7 For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
Joz 9:11 Todėl mūsų seniūnai ir visi krašto gyventojai liepė mums: ‘Pasiimkite kelionei maisto, eikite jų pasitikti ir sakykite: "Esame jūsų tarnai. Būkite žmonės, sudarykite su mumis sandorą. ’"
Jos 9:11 Wherefore our elders and all the inhabitants of our country spake to us, saying, Take victuals with you for the journey, and go to meet them, and say unto them, We are your servants: therefore now make ye a league with us.
Ez 30:17 Jauni Ono ir Pi Beseto vyraižus nuo kalavijo, o patys miestai išeis į nelaisvę.
Eze 30:17 The young men of Aven and of Pibeseth shall fall by the sword: and these cities shall go into captivity.
Rom 1:10 visuomet savo maldose prašydamas, kad, Dievui leidus, man pavyktų kaip nors atkeliauti pas jus.
Ro 1:10 Making request, if by any means now at length I might have a prosperous journey by the will of God to come unto you.
Job 20:13 nors ir nenori jo atsisakytiir visa laiko savo burnoje,
Job 20:13 Though he spare it, and forsake it not; but keep it still within his mouth:
Pr 32:12 Betgi tu pats pasakei: ‘Aš būsiu tau labai geras ir padarysiu tavo palikuonis kaip jūros smiltis, kurių dėl gausumo negalima suskaityti. ’"
Ge 32:12 And thou saidst, I will surely do thee good, and make thy seed as the sand of the sea, which cannot be numbered for multitude.
Mt 2:6 Ir tu, Judo žemės Betliejau, anaiptol nesi menkiausias tarp žymiųjų Judo miestų, nes iš tavęs išeis vadas, kuris ganys mano tautą ­ Izraelį. "
Mat 2:6 And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.
2Kor 13:3 Jūs reikalaujate įrodymo, kad manyje kalba Kristus, o jis nėra silpnas prieš jus, bet galingas jumyse.
2C 13:3 Since ye seek a proof of Christ speaking in me, which to you-ward is not weak, but is mighty in you.
Ps 72:9 Dykumos klajokliai klūpės prieš jį, o jo priešai laižys žemės dulkes.
Ps 72:9 They that dwell in the wilderness shall bow before him; and his enemies shall lick the dust.
Ez 33:16 Jokia iš jo nuodėmių, kuriomis nusidėjo, nebus atmenama; jis darė, kas teisinga ir teisu, ir tikrai bus gyvas.
Eze 33:16 None of his sins that he hath committed shall be mentioned unto him: he hath done that which is lawful and right; he shall surely live.
Pat 18:13 Duoti atsakymą žmogui, jo neišklausius, ir kvaila, ir užgaulu.
Pr 18:13 He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him.
Neh 6:6 Jame buvo parašyta: "Tautose sklinda gandas ­ ir Gešemas tai patvirtina, ­ kad tu ir žydai ketinate sukilti. Užtat ir sieną atstatai. Pasak šio pranešimo, tu ketini tapti jų karaliumi.
Ne 6:6 Wherein was written, It is reported among the heathen, and Gashmu saith it, that thou and the Jews think to rebel: for which cause thou buildest the wall, that thou mayest be their king, according to these words.
Mk 7:14 Ir vėl sušaukęs minią, Jėzus kalbėjo: "Paklausykite manęs visi ir supraskite:
Mar 7:14 And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand:
Pr 4:7 Jei gera darai, argi nebūsi pripažintas? Bet jei gera nedarai, prie durų iš pasalų tykoja nuodėmė. Ji geidžia tavęs, bet tu gali ją įveikti. "
Ge 4:7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
Sof 1:3 Nušluosiu žmones ir gyvulius, nušluosiu padangių paukščius ir jūros žuvis. Parblokšiu nedorėlius, išnaikinsiu žmoniją nuo žemės paviršiaus, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Zep 1:3 I will consume man and beast; I will consume the fowls of the heaven, and the fishes of the sea, and the stumbling blocks with the wicked: and I will cut off man from off the land, saith the LORD.
2Sam 23:31 Abi Albonas Arabietis, Azmavetas Bahurimietis;
2Sa 23:31 Abialbon the Arbathite, Azmaveth the Barhumite,
Įst 26:11 Tada džiaugsiesi, drauge su levitu ir ateiviu, gyvenančiu su tavimi, visu geru, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra davęs tau ir tavo namams.
De 26:11 And thou shalt rejoice in every good thing which the LORD thy God hath given unto thee, and unto thine house, thou, and the Levite, and the stranger that is among you.
Koh 5:9 Visa apsvarsčius, kraštui naudinga, kad dirbamą žemę prižiūrėtų karalius.
Ec 5:9 Moreover the profit of the earth is for all: the king himself is served by the field.

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