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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 5:1 Matydamas minias, Jėzus už kopė į kalną ir atsisėdo. Prie jo prisiartino mokiniai.
Mat 5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
Pat 6:9 Kiek ilgai tu drybsosi, dykaduoni? Kada kelsiesi iš miego?
Pr 6:9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?
Ps 122:4 Kopia į ją giminės, Viešpaties giminės, kaip įsakyta Izraeliui, kad padėkotų Viešpaties vardui.
Ps 122:4 Whither the tribes go up, the tribes of the LORD, unto the testimony of Israel, to give thanks unto the name of the LORD.
1Kar 21:28 Tada Eliją Tišbietį pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
1Ki 21:28 And the word of the LORD came to Elijah the Tishbite, saying,
1Sam 15:17 Samuelis tarė: "Savo akyse gali atrodyti menkas, bet argi nesi Izraelio giminių galva? Viešpats tave patepė Izraelio karaliumi.
1Sa 15:17 And Samuel said, When thou wast little in thine own sight, wast thou not made the head of the tribes of Israel, and the LORD anointed thee king over Israel?
Ez 40:38 Šių vartų prieangyje buvo durys į kambarį, skirtą deginamosioms aukoms nuplauti.
Eze 40:38 And the chambers and the entries thereof were by the posts of the gates, where they washed the burnt offering.
Apd 20:27 Aš jums nieko nenutylėjau ir paskelbiau visus Dievo nutarimus.
Ac 20:27 For I have not shunned to declare unto you all the counsel of God.
Dan 1:1 Trečiais Judo karaliaus Jehojakimo valdymo metais Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras atžygiavo į Jeruzalę ir apgulė ją.
Da 1:1 In the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim king of Judah came Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon unto Jerusalem, and besieged it.
2Krn 35:23 Lankininkai pašovė karalių Jošiją. Tada karalius tarė savo tarnams: "Išveskite mane, nes aš sunkiai sužeistas. "
2Ch 35:23 And the archers shot at king Josiah; and the king said to his servants, Have me away; for I am sore wounded.
Pr 27:7 ‘Parnešk žvėrienos ir paruošk man gardų valgį pavalgyti, idant prieš mirdamas tave palaiminčiau Viešpaties akivaizdoje. ’
Ge 27:7 Bring me venison, and make me savoury meat, that I may eat, and bless thee before the LORD before my death.
Apr 9:12 Pirmoji neganda praėjo; štai iš paskos eina dar dvi negandos.
Re 9:12 One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.
Ez 40:20 Tuomet jis išmatavo išorinio kiemo vartų į šiaurės pusę ilgį ir plotį.
Eze 40:20 And the gate of the outward court that looked toward the north, he measured the length thereof, and the breadth thereof.
1Tim 4:3 draudžiantiems tuoktis, liepiantiems susilaikyti nuo maisto, kurį yra sukūręs Dievas, kad jį su padėka priimtų tikintieji ir pažinusieji tiesą.
1Ti 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
Pr 5:29 Jis pavadino jį Nojumi, tardamas: "Iš tos pačios žemės, kurią Viešpats prakeikė, šis atneš mums atgaivos nuo mūsų darbų ir mūsų rankų triūso. "
Ge 5:29 And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed.
Iš 21:9 Jei paskirs ją savo sūnui, tai elgsis su ja kaip su dukterimi.
Ex 21:9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
Lk 5:33 Tada jie sakė jam: "Jono mokiniai dažnai pasninkauja ir kalba maldas, taip pat ir fariziejų mokiniai, o tavieji valgo sau ir geria. "
Lu 5:33 And they said unto him, Why do the disciples of John fast often, and make prayers, and likewise the disciples of the Pharisees; but thine eat and drink?
Dan 2:40 Ketvirtoji karalystė bus stipri lyg geležis; kaip geležis triuškina ir griauna visa, taip ji sutriuškins ir sugriaus anas visas.
Da 2:40 And the fourth kingdom shall be strong as iron: forasmuch as iron breaketh in pieces and subdueth all things: and as iron that breaketh all these, shall it break in pieces and bruise.
Apr 5:6 Aš išvydau sosto ir keturių būtybių bei vyresniųjų viduryje Avinėlį. Jis buvo tarytum nužudytas ir turėjo septynis ragus ir septynias akis, kurios yra septynios Dievo dvasios, siųstos į visą žemę.
Re 5:6 And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.
2Sam 21:1 Dovydui valdant badas tęsėsi metai po metų trejus metus. Dovydas teiravosi Viešpaties, ir Viešpats tarė: "Saulius ir jo namai užsitraukė kraujo kaltę, nes žudė gibeoniečius. "
2Sa 21:1 Then there was a famine in the days of David three years, year after year; and David enquired of the LORD. And the LORD answered, It is for Saul, and for his bloody house, because he slew the Gibeonites.
Ez 13:2 "Žmogau, pranašauk Izraelio pranašams, pranašauk! Sakyk tiems, kurie pranašauja savo pačių vaizduotės užgaidas: ‘Klausykitės Viešpaties žodžio! ’" Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS.
Eze 13:2 Son of man, prophesy against the prophets of Israel that prophesy, and say thou unto them that prophesy out of their own hearts, Hear ye the word of the LORD;

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