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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 29:24 Savo tarnaitę Zilpą Labanas paskyrė dukters Lėjos tarnaite.
Ge 29:24 And Laban gave unto his daughter Leah Zilpah his maid for an handmaid.
1Kar 13:1 Jeroboamui stovint prie aukuro atnašauti smilkalų, į Betelį iš Judo, Viešpaties liepiamas, atėjo vienas Dievo vyras.
1Ki 13:1 And, behold, there came a man of God out of Judah by the word of the LORD unto Bethel: and Jeroboam stood by the altar to burn incense.
Sk 29:14 Prie jų javų atnaša bus geriausi miltai, įmaišyti aliejumi: trys dešimtadaliai efos prie kiekvieno iš trylikos jaučių, du dešimtadaliai prie kiekvieno iš dviejų avinų
Nu 29:14 And their meat offering shall be of flour mingled with oil, three tenth deals unto every bullock of the thirteen bullocks, two tenth deals to each ram of the two rams,
Iš 22:21 Nevarginsi ir nekamuosi ateivio, nes patys buvote ateiviai Egipto žemėje.
Ex 22:21 Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
Jn 9:13 Tuomet jie nusivedė buvusį neregį pas fariziejus.
Jo 9:13 They brought to the Pharisees him that aforetime was blind.
Iš 1:10 Tai negerai! Turime su jais pasielgti taip gudriai, kad nebedaugėtų. Antraip karo atveju jie gali susidėti su mūsų priešais, kovoti prieš mus ir pasitraukti iš krašto. "
Ex 1:10 Come on, let us deal wisely with them; lest they multiply, and it come to pass, that, when there falleth out any war, they join also unto our enemies, and fight against us, and so get them up out of the land.
1Krn 24:16 devynioliktas ­ Petachijai, dvidešimtas ­ Ezechieliui,
1Ch 24:16 The nineteenth to Pethahiah, the twentieth to Jehezekel,
Lk 22:41 Jis atsitolino nuo jų maždaug per akmens metimą ir atsiklaupęs ėmė melstis:
Lu 22:41 And he was withdrawn from them about a stone's cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,
1Kar 3:5 Gibeone Viešpats pasirodė Saliamonui naktį sapne. "Prašyk, ko nori, kad tau duočiau, " ­ tarė Viešpats.
1Ki 3:5 In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.
Apd 7:43 Ne! Jūs pasiėmėte Molocho padangtęir dievo Refano žvaigždę ­stabus, kuriuos pasidirbote garbinti. Todėl ištremsiu jus anapus Babilono.
Ac 7:43 Yea, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
Pr 11:30 Saraja buvo nevaisinga ir neturėjo vaikų.
Ge 11:30 But Sarai was barren; she had no child.
Lk 20:20 Jie patys ėmė Jėzų sekti ir siuntinėjo šnipus, apsimetančius teisuoliais, kad, nutvėrę kokį jo žodį, galėtų įskųsti jį vyresnybei ir perduoti valdytojui.
Lu 20:20 And they watched him, and sent forth spies, which should feign themselves just men, that they might take hold of his words, that so they might deliver him unto the power and authority of the governor.
2Kar 16:19 O kiti Ahazo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Judo karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 16:19 Now the rest of the acts of Ahaz which he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
Iš 26:31 Padarysi uždangą iš plonos suktinių siūlų drobės su mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonais siūlais meistriškai joje išsiuvinėtais kerubais.
Ex 26:31 And thou shalt make a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen of cunning work: with cherubims shall it be made:
Kun 16:8 Aaronas trauks burtus, kad patirtų, katras iš ožių yra Viešpačiui ir katras ­ Azazeliui.
Le 16:8 And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat.
Pat 6:33 Jis susilauks antausių ir nemalonės, niekada nebus ištrinta jo gėda,
Pr 6:33 A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away.
Pr 31:48 "Šis kauburys, ­ tarė Labanas, ­ nuo šiandien bus tavo ir mano liudytojas. " Todėl jis buvo pavadintas Galedu,
Ge 31:48 And Laban said, This heap is a witness between me and thee this day. Therefore was the name of it called Galeed;
Ez 48:5 Prie Manaso žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Efraimas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:5 And by the border of Manasseh, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Ephraim.
Ps 36:2 Kadangi apie save taip gerai mano, jis galvoja, kad jo kaltė negali būtinustatyta ir jis liks nenubaustas.
Ps 36:2 For he flattereth himself in his own eyes, until his iniquity be found to be hateful.
Rd 1:2 ב Karčiai ji verkia nakčia, ašaros vilgo jos skruostus. Tarp visų jos meilužių nėrakas ją paguostų. Visi jos bičiuliai klastingai pasielgė su jair tapo jos priešais.
La 1:2 She weepeth sore in the night, and her tears are on her cheeks: among all her lovers she hath none to comfort her: all her friends have dealt treacherously with her, they are become her enemies.

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