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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Įst 12:21 Jei vieta, kurią Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išsirinks savo vardui įkurdinti, bus tau per toli, ir tu pjausi, kaip tau esu įsakęs, galviją iš bandos ar avį iš kaimenės, kuriuos tau Viešpats yra davęs, kada tik norėsi, galėsi valgyti mėsą.
De 12:21 If the place which the LORD thy God hath chosen to put his name there be too far from thee, then thou shalt kill of thy herd and of thy flock, which the LORD hath given thee, as I have commanded thee, and thou shalt eat in thy gates whatsoever thy soul lusteth after.
Pr 17:25 O jo sūnus Izmaelis buvo trylikametis, kai jam buvo apipjaustyta apyvarpio oda,
Ge 17:25 And Ishmael his son was thirteen years old, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.
Ps 37:31 Savo Dievo Įstatymą jis laiko širdyje, jo žingsniai nuo Įstatymo nenuklysta.
Ps 37:31 The law of his God is in his heart; none of his steps shall slide.
Jn 14:4 Kur aš einu, jūs žinote kelią. "
Jo 14:4 And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know.
2Krn 32:26 Ezekijas taip nusižemino dėl savo širdies išdidumo ­ jis ir Jeruzalės gyventojai, ­ kad Viešpaties pyktis jų neištiko Ezekijo dienomis.
2Ch 32:26 Notwithstanding Hezekiah humbled himself for the pride of his heart, both he and the inhabitants of Jerusalem, so that the wrath of the LORD came not upon them in the days of Hezekiah.
Rut 3:12 Bet nors aš iš tikrųjų esu atpirkėjas, dar yra ir kitas atpirkėjas, artimesnis giminaitis negu aš.
Ru 3:12 And now it is true that I am thy near kinsman: howbeit there is a kinsman nearer than I.
Žyd 5:10 Dievo pavadintas vyriausiuoju kunigu Melchizedeko būdu.
He 5:10 Called of God an high priest after the order of Melchisedec.
Apd 16:16 Kartą einančius į maldos vietą mus pasitiko viena tarnaitė, turinti spėjimo dvasią. Spėdama ji daug uždirbdavo savo šeimininkams.
Ac 16:16 And it came to pass, as we went to prayer, a certain damsel possessed with a spirit of divination met us, which brought her masters much gain by soothsaying:
Ps 45:8 Tavo drabužiai kvepia mira, alaviju ir kasija. Iš dramblio kaulu išpuoštų rūmųstygų garsai tave linksmina.
Ps 45:8 All thy garments smell of myrrh, and aloes, and cassia, out of the ivory palaces, whereby they have made thee glad.
Įst 6:20 Kai tavo vaikai ateityje klaus, tardami: ‘Ką reiškia tos taisyklės, tie įsakai ir įstatai, kuriuos Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, jums įsakė? ’ ­
De 6:20 And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD our God hath commanded you?
Rom 9:21 Ar puodžius neturi galios moliui, kad iš to paties minkalo pagamintų vieną indą puošnų, o kitą paprastą? !
Ro 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
2Kar 3:24 Bet, jiems pasiekus Izraelio stovyklą, izraelitai pakilo ir puolė moabitus, o tie ėmė bėgti. Puldami moabitus, izraelitai veržėsi priekin
2Ki 3:24 And when they came to the camp of Israel, the Israelites rose up and smote the Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went forward smiting the Moabites, even in their country.
Jn 18:1 Baigęs kalbėti, Jėzus su savo mokiniais nuėjo anapus Kedrono upelio, kur buvo sodas. Jis ir mokiniai įžengė į sodą.
Jo 18:1 When Jesus had spoken these words, he went forth with his disciples over the brook Cedron, where was a garden, into the which he entered, and his disciples.
Ez 35:12 Ir tu žinosi, kad aš, Viešpats, girdėjau visas tavo piktas patyčias, kuriomis šaipeisi iš Izraelio kalnų: ‘Jie paversti tyrais! Atiduoti mums praryti! ’
Eze 35:12 And thou shalt know that I am the LORD, and that I have heard all thy blasphemies which thou hast spoken against the mountains of Israel, saying, They are laid desolate, they are given us to consume.
1Krn 25:4 Iš Hemano ­ Hemano sūnūs: Bukijas, Matanijas, Uzielis, Šebuelis, Jerimotas, Hananija, Hananis, Eliata, Gidaltis, Romamti Ezeras, Jošbekaša, Malotis, Hotyras ir Mahazijotas.
1Ch 25:4 Of Heman: the sons of Heman: Bukkiah, Mattaniah, Uzziel, Shebuel, and Jerimoth, Hananiah, Hanani, Eliathah, Giddalti, and Romamtiezer, Joshbekashah, Mallothi, Hothir, and Mahazioth:
Iš 33:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei: "Eik, palik šią vietą, tu ir tauta, kurią išvedei iš Egipto žemės, ir keliauk į kraštą, kurį prisiekdamas pažadėjau Abraomui, Izaokui ir Jokūbui, tardamas: ‘Tavo palikuonims jį duosiu. ’
Ex 33:1 And the LORD said unto Moses, Depart, and go up hence, thou and the people which thou hast brought up out of the land of Egypt, unto the land which I sware unto Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, saying, Unto thy seed will I give it:
Ps 146:2 Šlovinsiu Viešpatį visą gyvenimą, giedosiu šlovės giesmes savo Dievui, kol būsiu gyvas.
Ps 146:2 While I live will I praise the LORD: I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being.
1Kar 18:15 Elijas tarė: "Kaip gyvas Galybių Viešpats, kuriam aš tarnauju, šiandien tikrai jam pasirodysiu. "
1Ki 18:15 And Elijah said, As the LORD of hosts liveth, before whom I stand, I will surely shew myself unto him to day.
Ps 71:23 Kai giedosiu šlovės giesmę tau, džiūgaus mano lūposir visa mano gyvastis, kurią tu atpirkai.
Ps 71:23 My lips shall greatly rejoice when I sing unto thee; and my soul, which thou hast redeemed.
Jok 3:3 Jei mes įbrukame žąslus arkliams į nasrus, kad mums paklustų, mes suvaldome ir visą jų kūną.
Ja 3:3 Behold, we put bits in the horses' mouths, that they may obey us; and we turn about their whole body.

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