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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 13:14 Čia mes neturime išliekančio miesto, bet ieškome būsimojo.
He 13:14 For here have we no continuing city, but we seek one to come.
Ts 1:8 Judo giminės žmonės kovojo su Jeruzale ir paėmė ją. Išžudė ją kalaviju ir atidavė miestą liepsnoms.
Judg 1:8 Now the children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and had taken it, and smitten it with the edge of the sword, and set the city on fire.
2Krn 4:18 Saliamonas padarė šių reikmenų tiek daug, kad vario svorio nebuvo galima nustatyti.
2Ch 4:18 Thus Solomon made all these vessels in great abundance: for the weight of the brass could not be found out.
Mk 3:23 O Jėzus, pasivadinęs juos, ėmė kalbėti palyginimais: "Kaip gali šėtonas išvaryti šėtoną?
Mar 3:23 And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan?
Pat 22:22 Neskriausk vargšo, nes jis vargšas, ir nestumdyk elgetos miesto vartuose,
Pr 22:22 Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
Ts 8:29 Jehoašo sūnus Jerubaalas parėjo gyventi į savo namus.
Judg 8:29 And Jerubbaal the son of Joash went and dwelt in his own house.
Ezd 7:14 Tu esi karaliaus ir jo septynių patarėjų siųstas sutvarkyti Judą ir Jeruzalę pagal tavo rankoje esančio savo Dievo Įstatymą,
Ezr 7:14 Forasmuch as thou art sent of the king, and of his seven counsellors, to enquire concerning Judah and Jerusalem, according to the law of thy God which is in thine hand;
Jer 40:4 O dabar žiūrėk! Šiandien išlaisvinau tavo rankas iš grandinių. Jei nori eiti su manimi į Babiloną, gali eiti; globosiu tave rūpestingai. Bet jei nenori eiti su manimi į Babiloną, tau nėra reikalo eiti. Štai priešais tave visas kraštas; eik ten, kur manai geriausia ir tinkamiausia eiti. "
Jer 40:4 And now, behold, I loose thee this day from the chains which were upon thine hand. If it seem good unto thee to come with me into Babylon, come; and I will look well unto thee: but if it seem ill unto thee to come with me into Babylon, forbear: behold, all the land is before thee: whither it seemeth good and convenient for thee to go, thither go.
Kun 25:18 Laikykitės mano įstatų ir vykdykite mano įsakus, kad galėtumėte krašte saugiai gyventi.
Le 25:18 Wherefore ye shall do my statutes, and keep my judgments, and do them; and ye shall dwell in the land in safety.
Pr 42:12 Bet jis atsakė jiems: "Netiesa! Jūs atėjote apžiūrėti silpnųjų krašto vietų! "
Ge 42:12 And he said unto them, Nay, but to see the nakedness of the land ye are come.
Ps 12:1 Choro vadovui. Pagal šeminitą . Dovydo psalmė. Gelbėk, Viešpatie! Nebėra nė vieno teisuolio, ištikimi žmonės pradingo tarp mirtingųjų.
Ps 12:1 Help, LORD; for the godly man ceaseth; for the faithful fail from among the children of men.
Iš 3:6 Aš esu tavo tėvo Dievas, ­ toliau kalbėjo jis, ­ Abraomo Dievas, Izaoko Dievas ir Jokūbo Dievas. " Mozė užsidengė veidą, nes bijojo pažvelgti į Dievą.
Ex 3:6 Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.
Ez 28:21 "Žmogau, atsisuk veidu į Sidoną, pranašauk jam
Eze 28:21 Son of man, set thy face against Zidon, and prophesy against it,
Iz 8:6 "Kadangi ši tauta paniekino ramiai tekančius Siloamo vandenis ir nutirpo iš baimės prieš Reciną ir Remalijo sūnų,
Isa 8:6 Forasmuch as this people refuseth the waters of Shiloah that go softly, and rejoice in Rezin and Remaliah's son;
Dan 8:19 ir tarė: "Tikėk manimi, aš tau pasakysiu, kas įvyks vėliau, pykčio laiku, nes baigmė bus nustatytu metu.
Da 8:19 And he said, Behold, I will make thee know what shall be in the last end of the indignation: for at the time appointed the end shall be.
1Jn 2:18 Vaikeliai, atėjo valanda paskutinė. Kaip esate girdėję, ateis Antikristas; taigi dabar pasirodė daug antikristų. Iš to sprendžiame, jog atėjo valanda paskutinė.
1J 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
2Sam 12:28 Tad dabar sutelk likusius karius, apgulk miestą ir paimk jį. Antraip aš pats paimsiu miestą, ir jis bus vadinamas mano vardu. "
2Sa 12:28 Now therefore gather the rest of the people together, and encamp against the city, and take it: lest I take the city, and it be called after my name.
1Kar 2:23 Saliamonas prisiekė Viešpačiu, tardamas: "Dievas man tai tepadaro ir teprideda, jei už šį sumanymą Adonijas neužmokės savo gyvastimi!
1Ki 2:23 Then king Solomon sware by the LORD, saying, God do so to me, and more also, if Adonijah have not spoken this word against his own life.
Mt 25:35 Juk aš buvau išalkęs, ir jūs mane pavalgydinote, buvau ištroškęs, ir mane pagirdėte, buvau keleivis, ir mane priglaudėte,
Mat 25:35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Kun 14:30 Tada jis atnašaus vieną iš purplelių ar balandžių ­ ką žmogus išgali,
Le 14:30 And he shall offer the one of the turtledoves, or of the young pigeons, such as he can get;

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