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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 2:10 Frygijos ir Pamfilijos, Egipto bei Libijos pakraščio ties Kirėne gyventojai, ateiviai romėnai,
Ac 2:10 Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes,
Joz 22:10 Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmonės bei pusės Manaso giminės žmonės, atėję į Jordano sritį Kanaano krašte, pastatė ten prie Jordano aukurą ­ į akis krintantį aukurą!
Jos 22:10 And when they came unto the borders of Jordan, that are in the land of Canaan, the children of Reuben and the children of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh built there an altar by Jordan, a great altar to see to.
Apd 25:24 Festas prabilo: "Karaliau Agripa ir svečiai! Jūs matote žmogų, dėl kurio visa gausybė žydų kreipėsi į mane Jeruzalėje ir čia, šaukdami, kad jo negalima palikti gyvo.
Ac 25:24 And Festus said, King Agrippa, and all men which are here present with us, ye see this man, about whom all the multitude of the Jews have dealt with me, both at Jerusalem, and also here, crying that he ought not to live any longer.
Apd 15:22 Tada apaštalai ir vyresnieji kartu su visa Bažnyčia nutarė pasiųsti į Antiochiją iš savųjų išrinktus vyrus kartu su Pauliumi ir Barnabu. Tai buvo Judas, vadinamas Barsabu, ir Silas, kurie buvo vadovaujantys tarp brolių.
Ac 15:22 Then pleased it the apostles and elders with the whole church, to send chosen men of their own company to Antioch with Paul and Barnabas; namely, Judas surnamed Barsabas and Silas, chief men among the brethren:
Oz 2:18 Sudarysiu tą dieną sandorą su laukiniais žvėrimis, padangių paukščiais ir žemės ropliais. Sunaikinsiu krašte lanką, kalaviją ir karą, suteiksiu jiems ramų ir saugų poilsį.
Ho 2:18 And in that day will I make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field and with the fowls of heaven, and with the creeping things of the ground: and I will break the bow and the sword and the battle out of the earth, and will make them to lie down safely.
1Jn 2:1 Mano vaikeliai, rašau jums tai, kad nedarytumėte nuodėmių. O jei kuris nusidėtų, tai mes turime Užtarėją pas Tėvą, teisųjį Jėzų Kristų.
1J 2:1 My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:
1Kar 21:11 Miesto vyrai ­ seniūnai ir didikai, gyvenę mieste ­ darė, kaip Jezabelė buvo jiems nurodžiusi.
1Ki 21:11 And the men of his city, even the elders and the nobles who were the inhabitants in his city, did as Jezebel had sent unto them, and as it was written in the letters which she had sent unto them.
Apr 21:8 O bailiams, neištikimiems, nešvankėliams, žudikams, ištvirkėliams, burtininkams, stabmeldžiams ir visiems melagiams skirta dalis ežere, kuris dega ugnimi ir siera; tai yra antroji mirtis. "
Re 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Iz 40:13 Kas gali pasakyti Viešpačiui, ką jam daryti, pamokyti jį ar duoti patarimą?
Isa 40:13 Who hath directed the Spirit of the LORD, or being his counsellor hath taught him?
Job 21:30 kad nedoras žmogus negandos dieną apsaugomas, o pykčio dieną išvaduojamas?
Job 21:30 That the wicked is reserved to the day of destruction? they shall be brought forth to the day of wrath.
1Krn 28:1 Dovydas pašaukė sueiti į Jeruzalę visus Izraelio pareigūnus ­ giminių galvas, vadus būrių, buvusių karaliaus tarnyboje, tūkstantininkus ir šimtininkus, visus karaliaus nuosavybės bei galvijų prižiūrėtojus ir savo sūnus ­ drauge su dvariškiais, galiūnais ir visais turtingais vyrais.
1Ch 28:1 And David assembled all the princes of Israel, the princes of the tribes, and the captains of the companies that ministered to the king by course, and the captains over the thousands, and captains over the hundreds, and the stewards over all the substance and possession of the king, and of his sons, with the officers, and with the mighty men, and with all the valiant men, unto Jerusalem.
1Krn 2:3 Judo sūnūs: Eras, Onanas ir Šela. Šie trys jam gimė iš kanaanietės Bat Šūvos. Judo pirmagimis Eras buvo nedoras Viešpaties akyse, ir jis nubaudė jį mirtimi.
1Ch 2:3 The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the LORD; and he slew him.
Fil 2:7 bet apiplėšė pats save, priimdamas tarno pavidaląir tapdamas panašus į žmones. Jis ir išore tapo kaip visi žmonės;
Phil 2:7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
Zch 12:2 "Štai padarysiu Jeruzalę svaigulio taure visoms aplinkinėms tautoms apstulbinti. Ji bus tokia pat ir Judui, Jeruzalės apgultam.
Zec 12:2 Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.
Pr 9:4 Tiktai mėsos su jos gyvybe, su krauju joje, nevalgysite.
Ge 9:4 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.
1Krn 27:25 Karališkuosius iždus prižiūrėjo Adielio sūnus Azmavetas. Miestų, kaimų ir tvirtovių iždus krašte prižiūrėjo Uzijo sūnus Jehonatanas.
1Ch 27:25 And over the king's treasures was Azmaveth the son of Adiel: and over the storehouses in the fields, in the cities, and in the villages, and in the castles, was Jehonathan the son of Uzziah:
Apd 24:9 Tiems žodžiams pritarė žydai, tvirtindami, jog taip esą iš tikrųjų.
Ac 24:9 And the Jews also assented, saying that these things were so.
Ps 119:77 Tepasiekia mane tavo gailestingumas, kad būčiau gyvas, nes tavo Įstatymas man žavus.
Ps 119:77 Let thy tender mercies come unto me, that I may live: for thy law is my delight.
Jn 8:41 Jūs darote savojo tėvo darbus. "Jie atšovė: "Mes nesame pavainikiai ir turime vieną Tėvą ­ Dievą. "
Jo 8:41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
1Kar 22:6 Tada Izraelio karalius, surinkęs pranašus, apie keturis šimtus vyrų, tarė jiems: "Ar man žygiuoti į mūšį prieš Ramot Gileadą, ar susilaikyti? " ­ "Žygiuok, ­ atsakė jie, ­ nes Viešpats atiduos jį karaliui į rankas. "
1Ki 22:6 Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall I go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for the LORD shall deliver it into the hand of the king.

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