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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 27:5 Geriau atviras papeikimas, negu slepiama meilė.
Pr 27:5 Open rebuke is better than secret love.
Mk 13:13 Jūs būsite visų nekenčiami dėl mano vardo. Bet kas ištvers iki galo, tas bus išgelbėtas. "
Mar 13:13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
2Krn 27:2 Jis darė, kas dora Viešpaties akyse, kaip jo tėvas buvo daręs, tik į Viešpaties Šventyklą nėjo. Bet žmonės elgėsi vis dar nedorai.
2Ch 27:2 And he did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, according to all that his father Uzziah did: howbeit he entered not into the temple of the LORD. And the people did yet corruptly.
Iz 55:4 Štai padariau jį liudytoju tautoms, vadu ir tautų valdovu.
Isa 55:4 Behold, I have given him for a witness to the people, a leader and commander to the people.
Ez 21:24 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Kadangi prisiminėte savo kaltę, o jūsų nusikaltimai tokie aiškūs, jog parodo, kad visais jūsų darbais reiškiasi jūsų nuodėmės, kadangi tai prisiminėte, jūs būsite paimti į nelaisvę.
Eze 21:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye have made your iniquity to be remembered, in that your transgressions are discovered, so that in all your doings your sins do appear; because, I say, that ye are come to remembrance, ye shall be taken with the hand.
1Krn 23:3 Buvo suskaičiuoti levitai, turintys trisdešimt metų ir vyresni. Iš viso jų buvo trisdešimt aštuoni tūkstančiai.
1Ch 23:3 Now the Levites were numbered from the age of thirty years and upward: and their number by their polls, man by man, was thirty and eight thousand.
Įst 4:45 Štai įstatai ir įsakai, kuriuos po to, kai jie išėjo iš Egipto, Mozė paskelbė izraelitams
De 4:45 These are the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which Moses spake unto the children of Israel, after they came forth out of Egypt.
Lk 17:32 Prisiminkite Loto žmoną!
Lu 17:32 Remember Lot's wife.
Apd 16:8 Perėję Myziją, jie nuėjo į Troadę.
Ac 16:8 And they passing by Mysia came down to Troas.
Rom 4:24 bet ir apie mus, nes turės būti įskaityta ir mums, tikintiems tą, kuris prikėlė iš numirusių mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų,
Ro 4:24 But for us also, to whom it shall be imputed, if we believe on him that raised up Jesus our Lord from the dead;
Lk 10:36 Kas iš šitų trijų tau atrodo buvęs artimas patekusiam į plėšikų rankas? "
Lu 10:36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
Jn 14:2 Mano Tėvo namuose daug buveinių. Antraip argi būčiau sakęs: ‘Einu jums vietos paruošti! ’?
Jo 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
Ps 106:9 Jis pagrūmojo Nendrių jūrai, ir ji išdžiūvo; jis pervedė juos per gelmes kaip per dykumą.
Ps 106:9 He rebuked the Red sea also, and it was dried up: so he led them through the depths, as through the wilderness.
Mk 4:4 Jam besėjant, dalis grūdų nukrito palei kelią, ir atskridę paukščiai juos sulesė.
Mar 4:4 And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.
Rom 8:8 Kas gyvena kūniškai, negali patikti Dievui.
Ro 8:8 So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
Iz 47:15 Šitaip tau tarnauja tavo kerėtojai, su kuriais prekiavai nuo pat jaunystės. Kiekvienas jų klajoja savo keliu; nėra nė vieno, kuris tave išgelbėtų.
Isa 47:15 Thus shall they be unto thee with whom thou hast laboured, even thy merchants, from thy youth: they shall wander every one to his quarter; none shall save thee.
Pat 4:20 Mano vaike, klausyk mano žodžių, palenk ausį mano posakiams.
Pr 4:20 My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings.
1Kor 14:3 O kas pranašauja, tas sako žmonėms pamokymus, paskatinimo bei paguodos žodžius.
1C 14:3 But he that prophesieth speaketh unto men to edification, and exhortation, and comfort.
Mk 2:16 Rašto aiškintojai iš fariziejų, išvydę jį valgantį su nusidėjėliais ir muitininkais, prikišo jo mokiniams: "Kodėl jis valgo su muitininkais ir nusidėjėliais? "
Mar 2:16 And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
Joz 19:18 Jų žemė apėmė Jezreelį, Kesulotus, Šunemą,
Jos 19:18 And their border was toward Jezreel, and Chesulloth, and Shunem,

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