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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 35:16 Taip, Rechabo sūnaus Jehonadabo vaikai laikėsi įsakymo, kurį jiems davė jų protėvis, bet ši tauta manęs nepaklausė!
Jer 35:16 Because the sons of Jonadab the son of Rechab have performed the commandment of their father, which he commanded them; but this people hath not hearkened unto me:
Ez 38:22 Nubausiu jį maru ir kraujo praliejimu, lysiu ant jo ir jo pulkų, ant visų su juo esančių tautų liūties pyla ir kruša, ugnimi ir siera.
Eze 38:22 And I will plead against him with pestilence and with blood; and I will rain upon him, and upon his bands, and upon the many people that are with him, an overflowing rain, and great hailstones, fire, and brimstone.
Jer 2:19 Tavo paties nedorumas nubaus tave, tavo atsimetimas nuo manęs pasmerks tave. Taigi apsvarstyk ir praregėk, kaip baisiai kartu tau palikti Viešpatį, savo Dievą, ir neturėti mano Baimės, ­tai Viešpaties, Galybių DIEVO, žodis.
Jer 2:19 Thine own wickedness shall correct thee, and thy backslidings shall reprove thee: know therefore and see that it is an evil thing and bitter, that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, and that my fear is not in thee, saith the Lord GOD of hosts.
1Krn 23:1 Pasenęs ir pasiekęs žilos senatvės, Dovydas paskyrė savo sūnų Saliamoną Izraelio karaliumi.
1Ch 23:1 So when David was old and full of days, he made Solomon his son king over Israel.
Pr 20:2 Abraomas sakė apie savo žmoną: "Ji mano sesuo. " Užtat Geraro karalius Abimelechas ją parsigabeno sau.
Ge 20:2 And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister: and Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah.
Neh 3:25 Uzajo sūnus Palalas pataisė priešais Kampą ir bokštą, kuris kyšo iš aukštutinių karaliaus rūmų prie sargybos kiemo. Už jo Parošo sūnus Pedaja
Ne 3:25 Palal the son of Uzai, over against the turning of the wall, and the tower which lieth out from the king's high house, that was by the court of the prison. After him Pedaiah the son of Parosh.
Neh 1:2 atvyko Hananis, vienas mano brolių, su keletu vyrų iš Judo. Aš teiravausi jų apie žydus ­ likutį, išsigelbėjusį iš nelaisvės, ir apie Jeruzalę.
Ne 1:2 That Hanani, one of my brethren, came, he and certain men of Judah; and I asked them concerning the Jews that had escaped, which were left of the captivity, and concerning Jerusalem.
Joz 12:17 Tapuacho karalius ­ vienas, Hefero karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:17 The king of Tappuah, one; the king of Hepher, one;
Job 41:9 Kas tik pamato Leviataną, netenka drąsos ir puola ant žemės.
Job 41:9 Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?
2Sam 2:19 Užtat Asaelis lėkė paskui Abnerą ir, vydamasis jį, nesuko nei į dešinę, nei į kairę.
2Sa 2:19 And Asahel pursued after Abner; and in going he turned not to the right hand nor to the left from following Abner.
Įst 4:41 Tada Mozė Užjordanėje atskyrė tris miestus,
De 4:41 Then Moses severed three cities on this side Jordan toward the sunrising;
Pr 36:35 Hušamas mirė, ir Bedado sūnus Hadadas ­ tas, kuris nugalėjo midjaniečius Moabo krašte ­ vietoj jo tapo karaliumi; jo miesto vardas buvo Avitas.
Ge 36:35 And Husham died, and Hadad the son of Bedad, who smote Midian in the field of Moab, reigned in his stead: and the name of his city was Avith.
2Kar 16:14 O vario aukurą, buvusį Viešpaties akivaizdoje, jis pastūmė iš jo vietos Namų priekyje ­ tarp naujojo aukuro ir Viešpaties Namų ­ ir pastatė savo aukuro šiauriniame šone.
2Ki 16:14 And he brought also the brasen altar, which was before the LORD, from the forefront of the house, from between the altar and the house of the LORD, and put it on the north side of the altar.
Job 41:25 Kai jis stoja piestu, net galiūnai drebair, nustėrę iš siaubo, traukiasi.
Job 41:25 When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.
Gg 4:11 Tavo lūpos, sužadėtine, laša medumi, medus ir pienas po tavo liežuviu, o tavo drabužiai kvepia Libano dvelksmu.
SS 4:11 Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon.
Mt 6:14 Jeigu jūs atleisite žmonėms jų nusižengimus, tai ir jūsų dangiškasis Tėvas atleis jums.
Mat 6:14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
Am 3:9 Paskelbkite tvirtovėms Ašdode, tvirtovėms Egipto žemėje ir sakykite: ‘Rinkitės ant kalno, vardu Samarija, ir pamatysite, kokie baisūs ten sąmyšiaiir kokia priespauda joje. ’
Am 3:9 Publish in the palaces at Ashdod, and in the palaces in the land of Egypt, and say, Assemble yourselves upon the mountains of Samaria, and behold the great tumults in the midst thereof, and the oppressed in the midst thereof.
Jer 11:22 Taigi taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: "Tikėk manimi, nubausiu juos! Jų jauni vyrai kris nuo kalavijo, jų sūnūs ir dukterys mirs iš bado.
Jer 11:22 Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, Behold, I will punish them: the young men shall die by the sword; their sons and their daughters shall die by famine:
Mt 18:12 Kaip jums atrodo: jeigu kas turėtų šimtą avių ir viena nuklystų, argi jis nepaliktų devyniasdešimt devynių kalnuose ir neitų ieškoti nuklydusios?
Mat 18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
Ps 71:16 Ateisiu šlovindamas didžius Viešpaties DIEVO darbus; minėsiu vien tavo gerumą.
Ps 71:16 I will go in the strength of the Lord GOD: I will make mention of thy righteousness, even of thine only.

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