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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 7:9 buvau su tavimi, kur tik tu ėjai, ir sunaikinau visus tavo priešus ant tavo kelio. Be to, aš padarysiu tavo vardą tokį garsų, koks garsus yra vardas didžiūnų žemėje.
2Sa 7:9 And I was with thee whithersoever thou wentest, and have cut off all thine enemies out of thy sight, and have made thee a great name, like unto the name of the great men that are in the earth.
Mt 27:42 kalbėdami: "Kitus gelbėdavo, o pats negali išsigelbėti. Jeigu jis Izraelio karalius, tenužengia dabar nuo kryžiaus, ir mes juo tikėsime. . .
Mat 27:42 He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him.
1Krn 8:38 Acelis turėjo šešis sūnus; štai jų vardai: Azrikamas, Bochruvas, Izmaelis, Šearija, Abdija ir Hananas. Tai Acelio sūnūs.
1Ch 8:38 And Azel had six sons, whose names are these, Azrikam, Bocheru, and Ishmael, and Sheariah, and Obadiah, and Hanan. All these were the sons of Azel.
Jon 4:3 Tad, Viešpatie, maldauju atimti man gyvybę, nes geriau man mirti, negu gyventi. "
Jon 4:3 Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live.
2Kar 15:21 O kiti Menahemo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose?
2Ki 15:21 And the rest of the acts of Menahem, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
Ts 9:35 Ebedo sūnui Gaalui išėjus ir atsistojus prie miesto vartų, Abimelechas ir jo pajėgos pakilo iš pasalų.
Judg 9:35 And Gaal the son of Ebed went out, and stood in the entering of the gate of the city: and Abimelech rose up, and the people that were with him, from lying in wait.
Job 5:7 Ne! Iš tikrųjų žmogus gimsta vargti, kaip žiežirbos kilti aukštyn.
Job 5:7 Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
Iš 26:2 Kiekvienos dangos ilgis bus dvidešimt aštuonios uolektys, o plotis ­ keturios uolektys. Visos dangos bus vienodo dydžio.
Ex 26:2 The length of one curtain shall be eight and twenty cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: and every one of the curtains shall have one measure.
Pat 14:11 Nedorėlių namai sunaikinami, o teisiųjų palapinė klesti.
Pr 14:11 The house of the wicked shall be overthrown: but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish.
1Kar 9:22 Bet izraelitų vergo lažui Saliamonas nepajungė nė vieno, nes jie buvo jo kariai, palydovai, tarnautojai, pareigūnai ir karo vežimų bei raitelių vadai.
1Ki 9:22 But of the children of Israel did Solomon make no bondmen: but they were men of war, and his servants, and his princes, and his captains, and rulers of his chariots, and his horsemen.
Įst 26:7 Mes šaukėmės Viešpaties, savo protėvių Dievo; Viešpats išgirdo mūsų balsą ir pažvelgė į mūsų kančią, vargus ir priespaudą.
De 26:7 And when we cried unto the LORD God of our fathers, the LORD heard our voice, and looked on our affliction, and our labour, and our oppression:
Pat 25:21 Jei tavo priešas alkanas, pavalgydink jį duona; jei ištroškęs, pagirdyk vandeniu;
Pr 25:21 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
2Kor 10:8 O jei panorėčiau daugiau pasigirti ta galia, kurią Viešpats mums suteikė jūsų ugdymui, o ne griovimui, tai nebūtų man gėdos.
2C 10:8 For though I should boast somewhat more of our authority, which the Lord hath given us for edification, and not for your destruction, I should not be ashamed:
Jer 28:10 Tuosyk pranašas Hananija nuėmė jungą ir pavalkus nuo pranašo Jeremijo kaklo, sulaužė
Jer 28:10 Then Hananiah the prophet took the yoke from off the prophet Jeremiah's neck, and brake it.
2Kar 15:18 Jis darė, kas nedora Viešpaties akyse, ir per visas savo dienas neatsisakė Nebato sūnaus Jeroboamo nuodėmių, kuriomis jis įvedė Izraelį į nuodėmę.
2Ki 15:18 And he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD: he departed not all his days from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.
Jer 2:22 Nors tu ir šarmu šveistumeisi, ir muilo nešykštėtum, tavo kaltės dėmė dar vis mano akyse, ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Jer 2:22 For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.
1Kar 8:4 Jie nešė Viešpaties Skrynią, Susitikimo Palapinę ir visus Palapinėje buvusius šventuosius reikmenis. Kunigai ir levitai nešė juos.
1Ki 8:4 And they brought up the ark of the LORD, and the tabernacle of the congregation, and all the holy vessels that were in the tabernacle, even those did the priests and the Levites bring up.
1Sam 17:58 Saulius paklausė jo: "Kieno tu sūnus, jaunuoli? " Dovydas atsakė: "Aš tavo tarno Jesės Betliejiečio sūnus. "
1Sa 17:58 And Saul said to him, Whose son art thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy servant Jesse the Bethlehemite.
1Sam 15:1 Samuelis tarė Sauliui: "Mane Viešpats siuntė patepti tave savo tautos Izraelio karaliumi. Todėl dabar klausykis Viešpaties žodžių!
1Sa 15:1 Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD.
Lk 8:18 Tad žiūrėkite, kaip klausotės. Kas turi, tam bus duota, o iš neturinčio bus atimta ir tai, ką jis tariasi turįs. "Tikroji šeima
Lu 8:18 Take heed therefore how ye hear: for whosoever hath, to him shall be given; and whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken even that which he seemeth to have.

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