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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 12:56 Veidmainiai! Jūs mokate išaiškinti, ką reiškia žemės ir dangaus išvaizda, tai kodėl gi neišsiaiškinate, šio laiko prasmės?
Lu 12:56 Ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky and of the earth; but how is it that ye do not discern this time?
1Kor 11:31 Jei mes patys savęs paisytume, tai nebūtume teisiami.
1C 11:31 For if we would judge ourselves, we should not be judged.
Dan 9:25 Todėl žinok ir suprask! Nuo to laiko, kai paskelbtas žodis atnaujinti ir atstatyti Jeruzalę, iki pateptojo vado bus septyni septynetai ir šešiasdešimt du septynetai. Ji bus atstatyta su aikštėmis ir apsauginiu grioviu, ir tai įvyks priespaudos metais.
Da 9:25 Know therefore and understand, that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.
Iz 30:25 Visur ­ ant aukštų kalnų, ant didelių kalvų ­ sruvens vandens pilni upeliai. Didžiųjų žudynių dieną, kai bokštai grius,
Isa 30:25 And there shall be upon every high mountain, and upon every high hill, rivers and streams of waters in the day of the great slaughter, when the towers fall.
Ps 103:14 Juk jis žino, kokie mes padarai, atsimena, kad mes esame dulkės.
Ps 103:14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.
Apr 19:17 Aš regėjau angelą, stovintį saulėje. Jis garsiai šaukė, kviesdamas visus paukščius, skrendančius dangaus viduriu: "Skriskite šen, į didįjį Dievo pokylį,
Re 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
Žyd 9:20 tardamas: Tai yra kraujas Sandoros, kurią priimti įsakė jums Dievas!
He 9:20 Saying, This is the blood of the testament which God hath enjoined unto you.
Ts 18:4 Jis atsakė jiems: "Michėjas man tą ir tą padarė, pasamdė mane, ir aš tapau jo kunigu. "
Judg 18:4 And he said unto them, Thus and thus dealeth Micah with me, and hath hired me, and I am his priest.
Jer 4:26 Pažiūrėjau, ir štaiderlinga žemė buvo tapusi dykuma; visi jos miestai ­ griuvėsiai prieš Viešpatį, sunaikinti jo aitraus pykčio.
Jer 4:26 I beheld, and, lo, the fruitful place was a wilderness, and all the cities thereof were broken down at the presence of the LORD, and by his fierce anger.
Neh 11:15 Iš levitų: Būnio sūnaus Hašabijos sūnaus Azrikamo sūnaus Hašubo sūnus Šemaja,
Ne 11:15 Also of the Levites: Shemaiah the son of Hashub, the son of Azrikam, the son of Hashabiah, the son of Bunni;
Įst 28:22 Viešpats ištiks tave džiova, karštlige, uždegimu, kaitra ir sausra, kūlėmis ir miltlige; sekios tai tave įkandin, kolei nežūsi.
De 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
Gal 4:13 Jūs žinote, kad pirmą kartą jums paskelbiau gerąją naujieną sirgdamas.
Ga 4:13 Ye know how through infirmity of the flesh I preached the gospel unto you at the first.
2Krn 17:13 Judo miestuose jis įvykdė daug darbų. Ir Jeruzalėje jis turėjo karių, narsių vyrų.
2Ch 17:13 And he had much business in the cities of Judah: and the men of war, mighty men of valour, were in Jerusalem.
Mk 1:17 Jėzus tarė: "Eikite paskui mane! Aš padarysiu jus žmonių žvejais. "
Mar 1:17 And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
Joz 7:2 Jozuė pasiuntė keletą vyrų iš Jericho į Ają netoli Bet Aveno, į rytus nuo Betelio. Jis tarė jiems: "Keliaukite į aukštumas ir išžvalgykite kraštą. " Vyrai iškeliavo į aukštumas ir išžvalgė Ają.
Jos 7:2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, on the east of Bethel, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the country. And the men went up and viewed Ai.
Įst 3:15 Machyrui paskyriau Gileadą.
De 3:15 And I gave Gilead unto Machir.
1Kor 8:9 Vis dėlto žiūrėkite, kad jūsų laisvė netaptų papiktinimu silpniesiems.
1C 8:9 But take heed lest by any means this liberty of your's become a stumbling block to them that are weak.
Jn 10:40 Jėzus vėl pasitraukė į Užjordanę, kur anksčiau krikštijo Jonas, ir apsistojo tenai.
Jo 10:40 And went away again beyond Jordan into the place where John at first baptized; and there he abode.
Joz 15:48 miestai aukštumų srityje: Šamyras, Jatyras, Sochojas,
Jos 15:48 And in the mountains, Shamir, and Jattir, and Socoh,
Tit 1:12 Vienas jų, jų pačių pranašas, yra pasakęs: "Kretiečiai visuomet melagiai, pikti žvėrys, tingūs pilvai. "
Ti 1:12 One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.

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