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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 11:47 Tuomet aukštieji kunigai ir fariziejai sušaukė teismo tarybą ir svarstė: "Ką darysime? Šitas žmogus daro daug stebuklų.
Jo 11:47 Then gathered the chief priests and the Pharisees a council, and said, What do we? for this man doeth many miracles.
Apd 27:8 Vargingai jį aplenkę, atvykome į vietovę, kuri vadinasi Gražioji Prieplauka, netoli Lasėjos miesto.
Ac 27:8 And, hardly passing it, came unto a place which is called The fair havens; nigh whereunto was the city of Lasea.
2Kor 13:7 Mes meldžiame Dievą, kad jūs nedarytumėte nieko blogo, ne tam, kad mes pasirodytume tinkami, bet kad jūs darytumėte gera, o mes būtume tartum atmestini.
2C 13:7 Now I pray to God that ye do no evil; not that we should appear approved, but that ye should do that which is honest, though we be as reprobates.
Mch 1:15 Vėl atvesiu užkariautoją jums, Marešos gyventojai. Izraelio šlovė ateisį Adulamą.
Mic 1:15 Yet will I bring an heir unto thee, O inhabitant of Mareshah: he shall come unto Adullam the glory of Israel.
Ps 68:31 Nešini duoklėmis ateis iš Egipto, Kušas atskubės su dovanomis Dievui.
Ps 68:31 Princes shall come out of Egypt; Ethiopia shall soon stretch out her hands unto God.
Įst 15:15 Atsimink, kad buvai vergas Egipto žemėje, ir Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tave atpirko. Užtat aš ir duodu tau šiandien šį įsakymą.
De 15:15 And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in the land of Egypt, and the LORD thy God redeemed thee: therefore I command thee this thing to day.
Jn 16:10 Dėl teisumo, kadangi aš pas Tėvą einu, o jūs manęs daugiau neberegėsite.
Jo 16:10 Of righteousness, because I go to my Father, and ye see me no more;
Sk 11:18 O žmonėms sakyk: ‘Pašvęskite save rytojui ir turėsite mėsos valgyti, nes verkšlenote, Viešpačiui girdint, sakydami: ‘Kas duos mums mėsos pavalgyti? Egipte tikrai mums buvo geriau! ’ Todėl Viešpats duos jums mėsos valgyti.
Nu 11:18 And say thou unto the people, Sanctify yourselves against to morrow, and ye shall eat flesh: for ye have wept in the ears of the LORD, saying, Who shall give us flesh to eat? for it was well with us in Egypt: therefore the LORD will give you flesh, and ye shall eat.
1Kar 22:53 Jis tarnavo Baalui ir jį garbino; jis pykdė Viešpatį, Izraelio Dievą, kaip buvo daręs jo tėvas.
1Ki 22:53 For he served Baal, and worshipped him, and provoked to anger the LORD God of Israel, according to all that his father had done.
Ps 141:2 Priimk mano maldą kaip smilkalus, o mano iškeltas rankas kaip vakarinę auką.
Ps 141:2 Let my prayer be set forth before thee as incense; and the lifting up of my hands as the evening sacrifice.
Iš 32:30 O kitą dieną Mozė tarė žmonėms: "Nusidėjote sunkia nuodėme. Bet dabar aš užkopsiu pas Viešpatį. Galbūt pajėgsiu atlyginti už jūsų nuodėmę. "
Ex 32:30 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses said unto the people, Ye have sinned a great sin: and now I will go up unto the LORD; peradventure I shall make an atonement for your sin.
Apd 5:4 Argi negalėjai sklypo sau laikyti ir argi pardavęs negalėjai laisvai tvarkytis? Tad kam gi taip sugalvojai savo širdyje? Juk tu pamelavai ne žmonėms, bet Dievui! "
Ac 5:4 Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God.
Ps 21:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo psalmė. Karalius linksmas, Viešpatie, nes tu davei jam jėgų; jis džiūgauja, nes tu suteikei jam pergalę.
Ps 21:1 The king shall joy in thy strength, O LORD; and in thy salvation how greatly shall he rejoice!
Apr 11:9 Tuomet įvairių tautų, genčių, kalbų ir giminių žmonės galės žiūrėti į jų lavonus pusketvirtos dienos, ir nebus leista jų lavonų palaidoti kape.
Re 11:9 And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.
Apd 5:14 Ir nuolat augo būrys vyrų ir moterų, įtikėjusių Viešpatį.
Ac 5:14 And believers were the more added to the Lord, multitudes both of men and women.)
2Kar 17:15 Jie paniekino jo įstatus bei jo Sandorą, sudarytą su jų protėviais, ir jiems duotus įspėjimus. Jie ėjo paskui melagingus stabus ir tapo melagiais, jie sekė aplinkines tautas, nors Viešpats buvo uždraudęs jiems elgtis, kaip jos elgėsi.
2Ki 17:15 And they rejected his statutes, and his covenant that he made with their fathers, and his testimonies which he testified against them; and they followed vanity, and became vain, and went after the heathen that were round about them, concerning whom the LORD had charged them, that they should not do like them.
Pr 27:25 jis tarė: "Paduok man valgį, idant pavalgyčiau savo sūnaus žvėrienos ir palaiminčiau tave savo sielos palaiminimu. " Anas padavė valgį, ir šis suvalgė, padavė vyną, ir šis išgėrė.
Ge 27:25 And he said, Bring it near to me, and I will eat of my son's venison, that my soul may bless thee. And he brought it near to him, and he did eat: and he brought him wine and he drank.
Pat 20:26 Išmintingas karalius išsijoja nedorėliusir kulia juos kuliamuoju ratu.
Pr 20:26 A wise king scattereth the wicked, and bringeth the wheel over them.
Iš 15:4 Faraono kovos vežimus ir kariuomenęnubloškė į jūrą, Nendrių jūroje paskandinojo geriausius vadus!
Ex 15:4 Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.
Mt 26:1 Baigęs visas tas kalbas, Jėzus tarė savo mokiniams:
Mat 26:1 And it came to pass, when Jesus had finished all these sayings, he said unto his disciples,

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