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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 31:35 trisdešimt du tūkstančiai žmonių, būtent moterų, kurios dar nebuvo pažinusios vyro.
Nu 31:35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.
Pr 25:14 Mišma, Dūma, Masa,
Ge 25:14 And Mishma, and Dumah, and Massa,
1Tes 2:1 Tesalonikoje Jūs patys, broliai, žinote, kad mūsų apsilankymas pas jus nebuvo bergždžias.
1Th 2:1 For yourselves, brethren, know our entrance in unto you, that it was not in vain:
Iš 34:33 Baigęs su jais kalbėtis, Mozė užsidengė veidą gobtuvu.
Ex 34:33 And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face.
Pat 30:27 skėriai, neturintys karaliaus, bet besileidžiantys į žygį pulkais,
Pr 30:27 The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands;
Sk 24:21 Išvydęs kainitus, ėmė pranašauti, sakydamas: "Nors tavo buveinė ir saugi, o tavo lizdas sukrautas uoloje,
Nu 24:21 And he looked on the Kenites, and took up his parable, and said, Strong is thy dwellingplace, and thou puttest thy nest in a rock.
Pr 50:13 Jie nugabeno jį į Kanaano kraštą ir palaidojo oloje priešais Mamrę, Machpelos lauke, kurį kapo vietai Abraomas nupirko iš Efrono Hetito.
Ge 50:13 For his sons carried him into the land of Canaan, and buried him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham bought with the field for a possession of a buryingplace of Ephron the Hittite, before Mamre.
2Sam 10:3 Amono didžiūnai kalbėjo savo valdovui Hanūnui: "Nejau tu iš tikrųjų manai, kad Dovydas, norėdamas pagerbti tavo tėvą, atsiuntė pasiuntinius su užuojauta tau? Argi Dovydas neatsiuntė savo dvariškių pas tave išžvalgyti miesto, iššnipinėti ir sunaikinti jo? "
2Sa 10:3 And the princes of the children of Ammon said unto Hanun their lord, Thinkest thou that David doth honour thy father, that he hath sent comforters unto thee? hath not David rather sent his servants unto thee, to search the city, and to spy it out, and to overthrow it?
Apr 16:12 Šeštasis išliejo savo dubenį į didžiąją Eufrato upę, ir jos vanduo išdžiūvo, kad pasidarytų kelias karaliams iš saulėtekio šalies.
Re 16:12 And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
Fil 1:17 o anie skelbia Kristų ne iš gryno nusistatymo, bet iš savanaudiškumo tardamiesi pasunkinsią mano pančius.
Phil 1:17 But the other of love, knowing that I am set for the defence of the gospel.
Ps 119:20 Man širdis alpsta nuo ilgesio, dieną naktį ieškau tavo sprendimų.
Ps 119:20 My soul breaketh for the longing that it hath unto thy judgments at all times.
2Sam 19:30 "Tegu jis ir visą pasiima, ­ tarė Mefi Bošetas karaliui, ­ nes mano viešpats karalius sugrįžo saugus į savo rūmus. "
2Sa 19:30 And Mephibosheth said unto the king, Yea, let him take all, forasmuch as my lord the king is come again in peace unto his own house.
Mk 3:6 Išėję fariziejai tuojau ėmė tartis su erodininkais, kaip Jėzų pražudyti.
Mar 3:6 And the Pharisees went forth, and straightway took counsel with the Herodians against him, how they might destroy him.
Am 3:1 "Klausykitės žodžio, kurį Viešpats ištarė jums, izraelitai, visai šeimai, kurią išvedžiau iš Egipto žemės!
Am 3:1 Hear this word that the LORD hath spoken against you, O children of Israel, against the whole family which I brought up from the land of Egypt, saying,
Iš 18:8 Tada Mozė papasakojo savo uošviui visa, ką Viešpats buvo padaręs faraonui ir egiptiečiams dėl Izraelio, apie visus sunkumus, kuriuos jie buvo patyrę kelionėje, ir kaip Viešpats juos išgelbėdavo.
Ex 18:8 And Moses told his father in law all that the LORD had done unto Pharaoh and to the Egyptians for Israel's sake, and all the travail that had come upon them by the way, and how the LORD delivered them.
Iz 27:13 Tą dieną pasigirs didysis ragas, ir dingusieji Asirijos šalyje, ir išblaškytieji Egipto krašterinksis ir garbins Viešpatįant šventojo kalno Jeruzalėje.
Isa 27:13 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the great trumpet shall be blown, and they shall come which were ready to perish in the land of Assyria, and the outcasts in the land of Egypt, and shall worship the LORD in the holy mount at Jerusalem.
Kun 14:4 kunigas įsakys, kad du gyvi švarūs paukščiai, kedro medžio, tamsiai raudonų siūlų ir yzopo būtų atnešta tam, kuris turi būti pripažintas švarus.
Le 14:4 Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive and clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:
Jer 26:20 Tuomet buvo ir kitas žmogus, pranašaujantis Dievo vardu, Šemajo sūnus Ūrijas iš Kirjat Jearimų. Jis pranašavo visai tą pat, ką Jeremijas tam miestui ir tam kraštui.
Jer 26:20 And there was also a man that prophesied in the name of the LORD, Urijah the son of Shemaiah of Kirjathjearim, who prophesied against this city and against this land according to all the words of Jeremiah.
2Kar 25:26 Tada visi žmonės, seni ir jauni, drauge su karių vadais leidosi į Egiptą, nes bijojo chaldėjų.
2Ki 25:26 And all the people, both small and great, and the captains of the armies, arose, and came to Egypt: for they were afraid of the Chaldees.
Ez 27:34 Dabar guli jūrų sutriuškintasvandenų gelmėse, o tavo prekės ir visa tavo bendrijanuskendo drauge su tavimi.
Eze 27:34 In the time when thou shalt be broken by the seas in the depths of the waters thy merchandise and all thy company in the midst of thee shall fall.

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