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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 24:22 Dovydas prisiekė Sauliui. Tada Saulius sugrįžo į namus, o Dovydas ir jo vyrai užkopė į kalnų tvirtovę.
1Sa 24:22 And David sware unto Saul. And Saul went home; but David and his men gat them up unto the hold.
Lk 3:31 sūnaus Melėjo, sūnaus Menos, sūnaus Matatos, sūnaus Natamo , sūnaus Dovydo,
Lu 3:31 Which was the son of Melea, which was the son of Menan, which was the son of Mattatha, which was the son of Nathan, which was the son of David,
Koh 2:5 Įsirengiau sodų bei parkų ir pasisodinau juose visokių rūšių vaismedžių.
Ec 2:5 I made me gardens and orchards, and I planted trees in them of all kind of fruits:
Apd 16:25 Apie vidurnaktį Paulius ir Silas meldėsi ir giedojo Dievui himną. Kiti kaliniai klausėsi.
Ac 16:25 And at midnight Paul and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto God: and the prisoners heard them.
2Kar 15:26 O kiti Pekachijos darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose.
2Ki 15:26 And the rest of the acts of Pekahiah, and all that he did, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.
Mk 4:31 Ji ­ tarytum garstyčios grūdelis, kuris, sėjamas dirvon, esti mažiausias iš visų sėklų žemėje,
Mar 4:31 It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:
Iš 40:25 ir uždegė žibintus Viešpaties akivaizdoje, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 40:25 And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Apd 1:21 Taigi vienam vyrų, kurie drauge su mumis vaikščiojo visą laiką, kol Viešpats Jėzus buvo tarp mūsų,
Ac 1:21 Wherefore of these men which have companied with us all the time that the Lord Jesus went in and out among us,
Joz 10:41 Jozuė nugalėjo juos nuo Kadeš Barnėjos ligi Gazos, visą Gošeno kraštą ligi pat Gibeono.
Jos 10:41 And Joshua smote them from Kadeshbarnea even unto Gaza, and all the country of Goshen, even unto Gibeon.
2Krn 34:22 Tada Hilkijas ir visi, kuriems karalius buvo įsakęs, nuėjo pas pranašę Huldą, drabužinės prižiūrėtojo Hasros sūnaus Tokhato sūnaus Šalumo žmoną. Ji gyveno Jeruzalėje, Mišnės dalyje. Jie kreipėsi į ją, kaip jiems buvo nurodyta.
2Ch 34:22 And Hilkiah, and they that the king had appointed, went to Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvath, the son of Hasrah, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college:) and they spake to her to that effect.
Ez 45:18 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Pirmo mėnesio pirmą dieną iš kaimenės paimsi jokio trūkumo neturintį jautį ir apvalysi šventyklą.
Eze 45:18 Thus saith the Lord GOD; In the first month, in the first day of the month, thou shalt take a young bullock without blemish, and cleanse the sanctuary:
Mt 12:33 Arba sakykite medį esant gerą ir jo vaisių gerą, arba sakykite medį esant netikusį ir jo vaisių blogą, nes medis pažįstamas iš vaisių.
Mat 12:33 Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.
Ez 19:4 Apie jį išgirdo tautos, ir jis buvo pagautas jų duobėje. Jos nutempė jį sukaustytą grandinėmisį Egipto kraštą.
Eze 19:4 The nations also heard of him; he was taken in their pit, and they brought him with chains unto the land of Egypt.
Sk 24:17 Matau jį, bet ne dabartyje, stebiu, bet ne iš arti: žvaigždė patekės iš Jokūbo, skeptras pakils iš Izraelio, kuris nualins Moabo pasienio sritisir visų Seto vaikų žemę.
Nu 24:17 I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth.
Iz 37:11 Juk tu pats esi girdėjęs, kaip Asirijos karaliai pasielgė su kitais kraštais, juos visiškai sunaikindami! O tu būsi išgelbėtas?
Isa 37:11 Behold, thou hast heard what the kings of Assyria have done to all lands by destroying them utterly; and shalt thou be delivered?
2Sam 14:27 Abšalomui gimė trys sūnūs ir viena duktė, vardu Tamara. Ji buvo graži moteris.
2Sa 14:27 And unto Absalom there were born three sons, and one daughter, whose name was Tamar: she was a woman of a fair countenance.
1Kor 11:26 Taigi, kada tik valgote šitą duoną ir geriate iš šitos taurės, jūs skelbiate Viešpaties mirtį, kol jis ateis.
1C 11:26 For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come.
1Tim 1:13 nors anksčiau esu buvęs piktžodžiautojas, persekiotojas ir smurtininkas. Manęs buvo pasigailėta, nes taip elgiausi dėl neišmanymo ir netikėjimo.
1Ti 1:13 Who was before a blasphemer, and a persecutor, and injurious: but I obtained mercy, because I did it ignorantly in unbelief.
Dan 9:4 Maldavau Viešpatį, savo Dievą, išpažindamas: "Ak, Viešpatie, didis ir baimę keliantis Dieve! Tu laikaisi Sandoros ir ištikimai myli tave mylinčius ir vykdančius tavo įsakymus.
Da 9:4 And I prayed unto the LORD my God, and made my confession, and said, O Lord, the great and dreadful God, keeping the covenant and mercy to them that love him, and to them that keep his commandments;
2Krn 26:13 O jų žinioje buvo trijų šimtų septynių tūkstančių penkių šimtų kariškai parengtų vyrų kariuomenė, galinga jėga padėti karaliui kovoti su priešais.
2Ch 26:13 And under their hand was an army, three hundred thousand and seven thousand and five hundred, that made war with mighty power, to help the king against the enemy.

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