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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 4:8 palaimintas vyras, kuriam Viešpats nuodėmės neįskaito!
Ro 4:8 Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.
Mch 2:2 Jie užsigeidžia dirvų ir pasigrobia jas, užsimano namų ir atima juos; jie išguja savininką iš jo namųir žmones iš jų paveldo.
Mic 2:2 And they covet fields, and take them by violence; and houses, and take them away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage.
Job 11:10 Jeigu jis praeina ar uždaro į kalėjimą, ar pašaukia į teismą, tai kas gali jį sulaikyti?
Job 11:10 If he cut off, and shut up, or gather together, then who can hinder him?
Joz 14:5 Kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs, taip izraelitai ir darė, dalydami kraštą.
Jos 14:5 As the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel did, and they divided the land.
Ezd 2:24 Azmaveto palikuonių keturiasdešimt du,
Ezr 2:24 The children of Azmaveth, forty and two.
Lk 8:28 Pamatęs Jėzų, jis parpuolė priešais ir ėmė garsiai šaukti: "Ko tau iš manęs reikia, Jėzau, Aukščiausiojo Dievo Sūnau? ! Maldauju, nekankink manęs! "
Lu 8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
1Pt 3:16 Bet tai darykite švelniai ir atsargiai, turėdami gryną sąžinę, kad šmeižiantys jūsų gerą elgesį Kristuje liktų sugėdinti dėl to, už ką jus šmeižia.
1P 3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
Ts 10:12 Ir sidoniečiai, ir amalekiečiai, ir meunai jus engė, jūs šaukėtės manęs, ir aš išgelbėjau jus iš jų rankų.
Judg 10:12 The Zidonians also, and the Amalekites, and the Maonites, did oppress you; and ye cried to me, and I delivered you out of their hand.
Jn 1:30 Čia tasai, apie kurį aš kalbėjau: po manęs ateis vyras, pirmiau už mane buvęs, nes jis pirmesnis už mane.
Jo 1:30 This is he of whom I said, After me cometh a man which is preferred before me: for he was before me.
Ts 8:4 Gideonas pasiekė Jordaną ir perėjo jį. Jis ir trys šimtai vyrų su juo buvo išvargę ir alkani, bet vis dar vijosi.
Judg 8:4 And Gideon came to Jordan, and passed over, he, and the three hundred men that were with him, faint, yet pursuing them.
Joz 19:37 Kedešas, Edrėjas, En Hacoras,
Jos 19:37 And Kedesh, and Edrei, and Enhazor,
Lk 19:27 Mano priešus, nenorėjusius, kad būčiau jų karalius, atveskite čionai ir nugalabykite mano akyse! ’"
Lu 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Jn 16:19 Pamatęs, kad jie norėjo jį klausti, Jėzus tarė: "Klausinėjate vieni kitus, ką reiškia žodžiai: ‘Prabėgs valandėlė ­ ir manęs neregėsite, ir dar valandėlė ­ ir vėl mane pamatysite’?
Jo 16:19 Now Jesus knew that they were desirous to ask him, and said unto them, Do ye enquire among yourselves of that I said, A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me?
Iz 28:16 Todėl Viešpats DIEVAS taip kalba: "Štai ant Siono dedu akmenį, išmėgintą akmenį, brangų kertinį akmenį, kaip tvirtą pamatą: kas pasitiki juo, tas nedreba iš baimės.
Isa 28:16 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
Mch 6:4 Juk išvedžiau tave iš Egipto žemės, išpirkau tave iš vergijos namųir pasiunčiau tau vadovauti Mozę, Aaroną ir Mirjamą.
Mic 6:4 For I brought thee up out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed thee out of the house of servants; and I sent before thee Moses, Aaron, and Miriam.
Dan 10:17 Kaipgi gali mano viešpaties tarnas kalbėtis su tavimi, mano viešpatie? Juk aš visas drebu, neturiu jėgų, negaliu net alsuoti. ’
Da 10:17 For how can the servant of this my lord talk with this my lord? for as for me, straightway there remained no strength in me, neither is there breath left in me.
Ps 83:6 Edomo ir izmaelitų tautos, Moabas ir hagarai,
Ps 83:6 The tabernacles of Edom, and the Ishmaelites; of Moab, and the Hagarenes;
Pat 14:22 Argi neklysta darantys pikta? Gerumo ir ištikimybės įgyja darantys gera.
Pr 14:22 Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good.
Iš 30:18 "Padarysi vario praustuvą su vario pastovu apsiplovimams. Pastatysi jį tarp Susitikimo Palapinės ir aukuro; pripilsi jį vandens.
Ex 30:18 Thou shalt also make a laver of brass, and his foot also of brass, to wash withal: and thou shalt put it between the tabernacle of the congregation and the altar, and thou shalt put water therein.
Ps 99:3 Tešlovina jos tavo didį ir baimę keliantį vardą. Jis šventas!
Ps 99:3 Let them praise thy great and terrible name; for it is holy.

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