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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 8:38 Aš kalbu, ką esu matęs pas Tėvą. O jūs darote, ką girdėjote iš savojo tėvo. "
Jo 8:38 I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father.
Ps 78:13 Jis padarė taką per jūrą ir vedė juos, sutelkęs tako vandenis tarsi į pylimą.
Ps 78:13 He divided the sea, and caused them to pass through; and he made the waters to stand as an heap.
Apd 15:27 Taigi siunčiame su jais Judą ir Silą, kurie jums tą patį praneš gyvu žodžiu.
Ac 15:27 We have sent therefore Judas and Silas, who shall also tell you the same things by mouth.
1Krn 15:7 iš Geršomo sūnų ­ jų didžiūną Joelį su šimtu trisdešimt giminaičių;
1Ch 15:7 Of the sons of Gershom; Joel the chief and his brethren an hundred and thirty:
Sk 34:22 iš Dano giminės ­ vadas Joglio sūnus Bukis,
Nu 34:22 And the prince of the tribe of the children of Dan, Bukki the son of Jogli.
Fil 3:6 uolus Bažnyčios persekiotojas, be priekaištų vykdęs įstatymo reikalaujamą teisumą.
Phil 3:6 Concerning zeal, persecuting the church; touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless.
2Kar 9:19 Tada jis išsiuntė kitą raitelį. Pasiekęs juos, jis tarė: "Taip kalbėjo karalius: ‘Ar viskas gerai? ’" ­ "Koks tau reikalas rūpintis, ar viskas gerai? ­ atsakė Jehuvas. ­ Rikiuokis paskui mane! "
2Ki 9:19 Then he sent out a second on horseback, which came to them, and said, Thus saith the king, Is it peace? And Jehu answered, What hast thou to do with peace? turn thee behind me.
Ps 63:6 Gulėdamas guolyje, tave menu, per visą naktį mąstau,
Ps 63:6 When I remember thee upon my bed, and meditate on thee in the night watches.
Pat 23:22 Klausyk tėvo, iš kurio gimei, ir neniekink motinos, kai ji pasens.
Pr 23:22 Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not thy mother when she is old.
Joz 14:5 Kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs, taip izraelitai ir darė, dalydami kraštą.
Jos 14:5 As the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel did, and they divided the land.
Apd 4:36 Juozapas, apaštalų pramintas Barnabu (tai reiškia "Paguodos sūnus"), buvo levitas, kilęs iš Kipro.
Ac 4:36 And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus,
Ez 36:11 Pagausinsiu pas jus žmonių ir gyvulių, jie dauginsis ir bus našūs. Vėl būsite gyvenami kaip anksčiau; jus praturtinsiu labiau negu buvote pradžioje. Tuomet žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats.
Eze 36:11 And I will multiply upon you man and beast; and they shall increase and bring fruit: and I will settle you after your old estates, and will do better unto you than at your beginnings: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Jer 14:3 Jos didžiūnai siunčia tarnus vandens; tie nueina prie talpyklų, bet vandens nerandair sugrįžta tuščiais ąsočiais. Nusigandę ir sumišę, jie užsidengia galvas.
Jer 14:3 And their nobles have sent their little ones to the waters: they came to the pits, and found no water; they returned with their vessels empty; they were ashamed and confounded, and covered their heads.
Pr 33:18 Taigi parėjęs iš Padan Aramo, Jokūbas saugiai atkeliavo į Sichemo miestą Kanaano krašte ir pasistatė palapines priešais miestą.
Ge 33:18 And Jacob came to Shalem, a city of Shechem, which is in the land of Canaan, when he came from Padanaram; and pitched his tent before the city.
Jer 2:3 Šventa Viešpaties nuosavybė buvo Izraelis, jo pjūties pirmasis derlius. Ryjantys jį užsitraukia kaltę, nelaimė juos ištinka, ’" ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 2:3 Israel was holiness unto the LORD, and the firstfruits of his increase: all that devour him shall offend; evil shall come upon them, saith the LORD.
Apd 9:3 Kai atjojo netoli Damasko, staiga jį apšvietė iš dangaus šviesa.
Ac 9:3 And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
Iš 4:16 Iš tikrųjų jis žmonėms kalbės už tave: jis bus tau kaip lūpos, o tu jam būsi kaip Dievas.
Ex 4:16 And he shall be thy spokesman unto the people: and he shall be, even he shall be to thee instead of a mouth, and thou shalt be to him instead of God.
Sk 21:7 Žmonės ėjo pas Mozę ir sakė: "Nusidėjome, nes kalbėjome prieš Viešpatį ir prieš tave. Užtark Viešpačiui, kad atimtų nuo mūsų žalčius. " Mozė meldėsi už žmones.
Nu 21:7 Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have spoken against the LORD, and against thee; pray unto the LORD, that he take away the serpents from us. And Moses prayed for the people.
Iz 24:14 Šie pakelia balsą, džiugiai skelbia Viešpaties didybę.
Isa 24:14 They shall lift up their voice, they shall sing for the majesty of the LORD, they shall cry aloud from the sea.
2Sam 24:1 Viešpats vėl supyko ant Izraelio. Jis paskatino Dovydą prieš izraelitus, tardamas: "Eik ir suskaityk Izraelio ir Judo žmones. "
2Sa 24:1 And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.

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