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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 10:1 Jėzus, iškeliavęs iš ten, atvyksta į Judėją ir Užjordanę. Ir vėl žmonių būriai skuba pas jį, o jis vėl moko, kaip buvo pratęs.
Mar 10:1 And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.
Ts 16:4 Paskui Soreko slėnyje jis įsimylėjo moterį, vardu Delila.
Judg 16:4 And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah.
Sk 4:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei ir Aaronui, tardamas:
Nu 4:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,
Įst 20:11 Jeigu jis tavo taikos sąlygas priima ir pasiduoda, visi jame esantys žmonės turės tau eiti lažą.
De 20:11 And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.
Mt 10:3 Pilypas ir Baltramiejus, Tomas ir muitininkas Matas, Alfiejaus sūnus Jokūbas ir Tadas,
Mat 10:3 Philip, and Bartholomew; Thomas, and Matthew the publican; James the son of Alphaeus, and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus;
Pat 4:9 Tau ant galvos ji uždės grakštų vainiką, apvainikuos garbinga karūna. "
Pr 4:9 She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown of glory shall she deliver to thee.
Ps 120:5 Vargas man, kad esu ateivis Mešecheir turiu gyventi tarp Kedaro palapinių!
Ps 120:5 Woe is me, that I sojourn in Mesech, that I dwell in the tents of Kedar!
Kun 6:14 Štai javų atnašos apeigos. Aarono sūnūs atnašaus ją Viešpaties akivaizdoje priešais aukurą.
Le 6:14 And this is the law of the meat offering: the sons of Aaron shall offer it before the LORD, before the altar.
1Sam 8:18 Ateis diena, kai skųsitės savo karaliumi, kurį būsite išsirinkę. Bet tą dieną Viešpats jūsų neišklausys. "
1Sa 8:18 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day.
Oz 1:9 Tuomet Viešpats tarė: "Pavadink jį vardu Lo Amis , nes jūs nesate mano tauta, ir aš nebūsiu jūsų Dievas. "
Ho 1:9 Then said God, Call his name Loammi: for ye are not my people, and I will not be your God.
Job 10:6 kad ieškai mano kaltėsir tyrinėji mano nuodėmę,
Job 10:6 That thou enquirest after mine iniquity, and searchest after my sin?
Jer 49:33 Hacoras taps šakalų lindyne, amžina dykyne. Niekas ten nebegyvens, joks žmogus nebesikurs ten gyventi. "
Jer 49:33 And Hazor shall be a dwelling for dragons, and a desolation for ever: there shall no man abide there, nor any son of man dwell in it.
Iš 32:2 Aaronas tarė jiems: "Nuimkite aukso auskarus, kuriuos nešioja įkabintus į ausis jūsų žmonos, sūnūs bei dukterys, ir atneškite juos man. "
Ex 32:2 And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.
Ez 18:12 skriaudžiantį vargšus ir beturčius, atimantį daiktus prievarta, negrąžinantį užstato skolininkui, akis keliantį į stabus, darantį bjaurų nusikaltimą,
Eze 18:12 Hath oppressed the poor and needy, hath spoiled by violence, hath not restored the pledge, and hath lifted up his eyes to the idols, hath committed abomination,
Apr 18:14 "Vaisiai, kurių taip geidė tavo siela, nutolo nuo tavęs; visoks puošnumas ir spindesystau pražuvo, ir niekas jų nesuieškos. "
Re 18:14 And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.
Iz 66:10 Drauge su Jeruzale džiaukitėsir būkite dėl jos linksmi visi, kurie ją mylite! Džiūgaukite kartu su ja visi, kurie dėl jos liūdėjote!
Isa 66:10 Rejoice ye with Jerusalem, and be glad with her, all ye that love her: rejoice for joy with her, all ye that mourn for her:
Apr 21:6 Ir jis man atsakė: "Įvyko! Aš esu Alfa ir Omega, Pradžia ir Pabaiga. Trokštančiam aš duosiu dovanai gerti iš gyvojo vandens šaltinio.
Re 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
1Kar 22:38 Kovos vežimas buvo nuplautas prie Samarijos tvenkinio; šunys laižė jo kraują ir kekšės ėjo apsiplauti, kaip Viešpats buvo sakęs .
1Ki 22:38 And one washed the chariot in the pool of Samaria; and the dogs licked up his blood; and they washed his armour; according unto the word of the LORD which he spake.
Iz 39:7 ­ Ir iš tavo palikuonių, kurių susilauksi, kai kurie bus paimti; jie bus eunuchai Babilono karaliaus rūmuose! ’"
Isa 39:7 And of thy sons that shall issue from thee, which thou shalt beget, shall they take away; and they shall be eunuchs in the palace of the king of Babylon.
Jn 9:1 Eidamas pro šalį, Jėzus pamatė žmogų, aklą gimusį.
Jo 9:1 And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.

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