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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 15:2 Bet Abromas atsakė: "Viešpatie DIEVE , kas man iš tavo dovanų, nes aš lieku bevaikis ir mano namų įpėdinis yra damaskietis Eliezeras!"
Ge 15:2 And Abram said, LORD God, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of Damascus?
Jer 37:21 Karalius Zedekijas davė įsakymą Jeremiją uždaryti sargybos kiemo būste ir kasdien iš Kepėjų gatvės jam duoti kepalą duonos, kol duona mieste visiškai išsibaigs. Jeremijas taip ir liko sargybos kiemo būste.
Jer 37:21 Then Zedekiah the king commanded that they should commit Jeremiah into the court of the prison, and that they should give him daily a piece of bread out of the bakers' street, until all the bread in the city were spent. Thus Jeremiah remained in the court of the prison.
2Sam 11:24 Tada lankininkai šaudė į tavo tarnus nuo sienos. Keletas karaliaus tarnų krito. Krito ir tavo tarnas hetitas Ūrija. "
2Sa 11:24 And the shooters shot from off the wall upon thy servants; and some of the king's servants be dead, and thy servant Uriah the Hittite is dead also.
Jn 15:13 Nėra didesnės meilės, kaip gyvybę už draugus atiduoti.
Jo 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
2Kar 7:8 Atėję į stovyklos pakraštį, anie raupsuotieji įėjo į vieną palapinę, valgė ir gėrė. Paskui išnešę iš jos sidabrą, auksą ir drabužius paslėpė. Vėl sugrįžę, įėjo į kitą palapinę, išnešė iš jos daiktus ir paslėpė.
2Ki 7:8 And when these lepers came to the uttermost part of the camp, they went into one tent, and did eat and drink, and carried thence silver, and gold, and raiment, and went and hid it; and came again, and entered into another tent, and carried thence also, and went and hid it.
1Sam 14:29 Jehonatanas kalbėjo: "Mano tėvas nuvargino kraštą! Prašau pažiūrėti, kaip nušvito man akys, kai paragavau truputėlį medaus.
1Sa 14:29 Then said Jonathan, My father hath troubled the land: see, I pray you, how mine eyes have been enlightened, because I tasted a little of this honey.
Zch 4:9 ‘Zerubabelio rankos padėjo pamatus šiems Namams, jo rankos juos ir baigs. ’Tuomet žinosite, kad Galybių Viešpats atsiuntė mane pas jus.
Zec 4:9 The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you.
Iz 31:6 Sugrįžkite pas jį, Izraelio vaikai, pas tą, kurį taip giliai įžeidėte!
Isa 31:6 Turn ye unto him from whom the children of Israel have deeply revolted.
Kun 13:33 žmogus nusiskus, neskusdamas dedervinės žaizdų. O asmenį, sergantį dedervine, kunigas uždarys dar septynioms dienoms.
Le 13:33 He shall be shaven, but the scall shall he not shave; and the priest shall shut up him that hath the scall seven days more:
Jer 34:11 ilgainiui pakeitė savo mintį ir pradėjo imti atgal savo išlaisvintuosius vergus ir verges, versdami juos vėl vergauti.
Jer 34:11 But afterward they turned, and caused the servants and the handmaids, whom they had let go free, to return, and brought them into subjection for servants and for handmaids.
Pr 24:53 Po to tarnas ištraukė sidabro ir aukso brangenybių bei drabužių ir įteikė juos Rebekai. Jis davė taip pat brangių dovanų jos broliui ir motinai.
Ge 24:53 And the servant brought forth jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment, and gave them to Rebekah: he gave also to her brother and to her mother precious things.
Apr 10:8 Tuomet balsas, kurį buvau girdėjęs iš dangaus, vėl ėmė kalbėtis su manimi ir tarė: "Eik, paimk atvyniotą knygelę iš angelo, stovinčio virš jūros ir sausumos. "
Re 10:8 And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
Apd 5:29 Petras ir apaštalai atsiliepė: "Dievo reikia klausyti labiau negu žmonių.
Ac 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
Mk 7:10 Antai Mozė yra pasakęs: ‘Gerbk savo tėvą ir motiną’, ir: ‘Kas keiktų tėvą ar motiną, mirte tenumiršta. ’
Mar 7:10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:
Job 7:3 Man skirti mėnesiai pilni nusivylimo, mano dalia ­ naktys, kupinos širdgėlos.
Job 7:3 So am I made to possess months of vanity, and wearisome nights are appointed to me.
Iš 28:29 Eidamas į šventąją vietą, Aaronas nešios Izraelio sūnų vardus nuosprendžio dėkle ant krūtinės viršum savo širdies kaip nuolatinį atminimą Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Ex 28:29 And Aaron shall bear the names of the children of Israel in the breastplate of judgment upon his heart, when he goeth in unto the holy place, for a memorial before the LORD continually.
Ez 11:24 Dvasia pakėlė mane ir atvedė Dievo dvasios regėjimu į Chaldėją pas tremtinius. Regėjimas, kurį mačiau, pranyko.
Eze 11:24 Afterwards the spirit took me up, and brought me in a vision by the Spirit of God into Chaldea, to them of the captivity. So the vision that I had seen went up from me.
Job 41:5 Argi žaisi su juo kaip su paukščiu, ar laikysi jį pririštą savo merginų pramogai?
Job 41:5 Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?
2Krn 23:5 kitas trečdalis saugos karaliaus rūmus, dar vienas trečdalis stovės prie Pamato vartų, o visi žmonės bus Viešpaties Namų kiemuose.
2Ch 23:5 And a third part shall be at the king's house; and a third part at the gate of the foundation: and all the people shall be in the courts of the house of the LORD.
Mt 27:47 Kai kurie iš ten stovėjusių išgirdę sakė, jog jis šaukiąsis Elijo.
Mat 27:47 Some of them that stood there, when they heard that, said, This man calleth for Elias.

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