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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 26:19 kad viršum visų savo sukurtų tautų jis išaukštins tave gyriumi, garsu bei garbe ir kad tu būsi šventa tauta Viešpačiui, savo Dievui, kaip jis yra tau pažadėjęs. "
De 26:19 And to make thee high above all nations which he hath made, in praise, and in name, and in honour; and that thou mayest be an holy people unto the LORD thy God, as he hath spoken.
Jer 34:20 aš atiduosiu, visus iki vieno, į rankas jų priešams ir tiems, kurie tyko jų gyvybės. Jų lavonais mis padangių paukščiai ir lauko žvėrys.
Jer 34:20 I will even give them into the hand of their enemies, and into the hand of them that seek their life: and their dead bodies shall be for meat unto the fowls of the heaven, and to the beasts of the earth.
Iš 34:25 Neatnašausi mano aukos kraujo su kuo nors raugintu, nepaliksi Paschos aukos iki rytojaus.
Ex 34:25 Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
Joz 7:13 Eik apvalyti žmonių! Įsakyk jiems: ‘Apsivalykite rytdienai, nes taip kalbėjo Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas. Tu, Izraeli, turi sunaikinti skirtų daiktų! Nepajėgsi priešintis priešams, kol nepašalinsi iš savo tarpo sunaikinti skirtų daiktų. ’
Jos 7:13 Up, sanctify the people, and say, Sanctify yourselves against to morrow: for thus saith the LORD God of Israel, There is an accursed thing in the midst of thee, O Israel: thou canst not stand before thine enemies, until ye take away the accursed thing from among you.
Ef 5:4 taip pat begėdystė, kvaila šneka ar juokų krėtimas jums netinka, verčiau tebūna dėkojimas.
Ep 5:4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Am 3:11 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Priešas apsups kraštą, atims iš tavęs galybę, ir bus išplėštos tavo tvirtovės. "
Am 3:11 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; An adversary there shall be even round about the land; and he shall bring down thy strength from thee, and thy palaces shall be spoiled.
Oz 10:1 Izraelis ­ vešlus vynmedis, jo vaisiai ­ kaip ir jis pats. Juo buvo turtingesnis vaisių, juo daugiau jis statėsi aukurų; juo geresnis buvo jo krašto derlius, juo daugiau jis pasistatė šventųjų stulpų.
Ho 10:1 Israel is an empty vine, he bringeth forth fruit unto himself: according to the multitude of his fruit he hath increased the altars; according to the goodness of his land they have made goodly images.
Ts 13:24 Moteris pagimdė sūnų ir pavadino jį Samsonu. Berniukas užaugo, ir Viešpats jį laimino.
Judg 13:24 And the woman bare a son, and called his name Samson: and the child grew, and the LORD blessed him.
Įst 31:9 Tada Mozė surašė šį Įstatymą ir patikėjo jį Levio sūnums kunigams, kurie nešė Viešpaties Sandoros Skrynią, ir visiems Izraelio seniūnams.
De 31:9 And Moses wrote this law, and delivered it unto the priests the sons of Levi, which bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD, and unto all the elders of Israel.
Ps 33:12 Laiminga tauta, kurios Dievas yra Viešpats, tauta, kurią jis išsirinko paveldu.
Ps 33:12 Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD; and the people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.
Ef 3:4 Skaitydami galite įsitikinti, kad aš suvokiu Kristaus slėpinį,
Ep 3:4 Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)
Sk 6:20 Paskui kunigas pakylės juos kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą Viešpaties akivaizdoje. Jie bus kunigui šventa dalis drauge su siūbuojamosios atnašos krūtine ir dovanos atnašos mente. Po to nazyras gali gerti vyną.
Nu 6:20 And the priest shall wave them for a wave offering before the LORD: this is holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder: and after that the Nazarite may drink wine.
Ps 16:4 Kas skuba pas kitus dievus, tas daugina savo skausmus; kraujo liejamųjų atnašų jiems neaukosiu, nei jų vardų savo lūpomis netarsiu.
Ps 16:4 Their sorrows shall be multiplied that hasten after another god: their drink offerings of blood will I not offer, nor take up their names into my lips.
1Sam 9:16 "Rytoj šiuo laiku aš atsiųsiu pas tave vyrą iš Benjamino žemės, ir tu patepsi jį mano tautos Izraelio valdovu. Jis išgelbės mano tautą iš filistinų rankos, nes aš mačiau savo tautos kančią, jų dejavimas mane pasiekė. "
1Sa 9:16 To morrow about this time I will send thee a man out of the land of Benjamin, and thou shalt anoint him to be captain over my people Israel, that he may save my people out of the hand of the Philistines: for I have looked upon my people, because their cry is come unto me.
1Tim 4:1 Dvasia aiškiai sako, kad paskučiausiais laikais kai kurie žmonės atkris nuo tikėjimo, pasidavę klaidinančioms dvasioms ir demonų mokslams,
1Ti 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Sk 7:38 aukso lėkštė, sverianti dešimt šekelių, pilna smilkalų,
Nu 7:38 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
Mt 8:13 Šimtininkui Jėzus tarė: "Eik, tebūnie tau, kaip įtikėjai! " Ir tą pačią valandą tarnas pagijo.
Mat 8:13 And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.
Iš 28:40 Panašiai ir Aarono sūnums padarysi tunikas ir juostas, ir kepures; padarysi tai jų oriam puošnumui.
Ex 28:40 And for Aaron's sons thou shalt make coats, and thou shalt make for them girdles, and bonnets shalt thou make for them, for glory and for beauty.
Sk 29:18 su javų atnaša ir lie-jamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, avinų ir avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių,
Nu 29:18 And their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
Jer 48:5 Jie kopia į Luhito kalvą, be perstojo graudžiai verkdami, nes girdėjo sunaikinimo klyksmąnuo Horonaimų atšlaičių:
Jer 48:5 For in the going up of Luhith continual weeping shall go up; for in the going down of Horonaim the enemies have heard a cry of destruction.

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