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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 8:20 "Kad tu pražūtum su savo sidabru, jei sumanei už pinigus nusipirkti Dievo dovaną!
Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.
Sk 26:61 Tačiau Nadabas ir Abihuvas mirė, atnašaudami nešventą ugnį Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Nu 26:61 And Nadab and Abihu died, when they offered strange fire before the LORD.
Iš 25:23 Padarysi iš akacijos medžio stalą dviejų uolekčių ilgio, vienos uolekties pločio ir pusantros uolekties aukščio.
Ex 25:23 Thou shalt also make a table of shittim wood: two cubits shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.
Koh 2:15 Tariau sau širdyje: "Jeigu kvailojo likimas ištiks ir mane, tai kodėl turėčiau būti išmintingas? Kokia man iš to nauda? " Taigi suvokiau širdyje, kad ir tai tik migla!
Ec 2:15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
Neh 7:38 Senavos palikuonių trys tūkstančiai devyni šimtai trisdešimt.
Ne 7:38 The children of Senaah, three thousand nine hundred and thirty.
Sk 3:41 Tada paimsi man levitus, ­ aš esu Viešpats ­ vietoj visų izraelitų pirmagimių, taip pat levitų galvijus vietoj visų izraelitų galvijų pirmagimių. "
Nu 3:41 And thou shalt take the Levites for me (I am the LORD) instead of all the firstborn among the children of Israel; and the cattle of the Levites instead of all the firstlings among the cattle of the children of Israel.
Ez 32:28 Ir tu būsi sutrintas ir gulėsi tarp neapipjaustytųjų kartu su užmuštaisiais kalaviju.
Eze 32:28 Yea, thou shalt be broken in the midst of the uncircumcised, and shalt lie with them that are slain with the sword.
Iš 36:13 Padirbo penkiasdešimt aukso sagčių ir susegė dangas vieną su kita taip, kad išėjo Padangtė.
Ex 36:13 And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle.
Job 16:21 Tebūna jis žmogaus ir Dievo, kaip žmogaus ir jo bičiulio, teisėju.
Job 16:21 O that one might plead for a man with God, as a man pleadeth for his neighbour!
Mt 21:20 Tai pamatę, mokiniai nustebo ir sakė: "Kaip galėjo tas figmedis taip ūmai nudžiūti? "
Mat 21:20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
Jer 3:6 Karaliaus Jošijo dienomis Viešpats sako man: "Ar matei, ką padarė maištingoji Izraelio karalystė? Ji lipo ant kiekvieno aukšto kalno ir ten po bet kokiu kupliu medžiu elgėsi kaip ištvirkėlė!
Jer 3:6 The LORD said also unto me in the days of Josiah the king, Hast thou seen that which backsliding Israel hath done? she is gone up upon every high mountain and under every green tree, and there hath played the harlot.
Sk 3:15 "Padaryk levitų sąrašą pagal protėvių namus ir kiltis. Įrašyk į sąrašą visus vyrus vieno mėnesio ir vyresnius. "
Nu 3:15 Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.
Ps 3:6 Nebijau nė dešimt tūkstančių priešų, puolančių mane iš visų pusių.
Ps 3:6 I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, that have set themselves against me round about.
Oz 2:3 Antraip aš ją išrengsiu nuogai, paliksiu, kokia ji buvo gimimo dieną, padarysiu ją panašią į dykumą, paversiu ją tyrlaukiaisir leisiu jai mirti nuo troškulio.
Ho 2:3 Lest I strip her naked, and set her as in the day that she was born, and make her as a wilderness, and set her like a dry land, and slay her with thirst.
Pr 12:20 Faraonas davė savo vyrams nurodymų, ką daryti, ir tie išvarė jį drauge su žmona ir viskuo, ką turėjo.
Ge 12:20 And Pharaoh commanded his men concerning him: and they sent him away, and his wife, and all that he had.
Job 21:19 Sakote: ‘Dievas savo bausmę jo sūnums tausoja. ’Tebūna atmokėta jam pačiam, kad jis iš to pasimokytų!
Job 21:19 God layeth up his iniquity for his children: he rewardeth him, and he shall know it.
Jer 9:9 Kaip už tai jų nebausti? ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­Kaip tokiai tautai nekeršyti? "
Jer 9:9 Shall I not visit them for these things? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?
Dan 2:40 Ketvirtoji karalystė bus stipri lyg geležis; kaip geležis triuškina ir griauna visa, taip ji sutriuškins ir sugriaus anas visas.
Da 2:40 And the fourth kingdom shall be strong as iron: forasmuch as iron breaketh in pieces and subdueth all things: and as iron that breaketh all these, shall it break in pieces and bruise.
Ps 56:13 Juk tu išgelbėjai mane nuo mirties, mano kojas nuo suklupimo. Tad vaikščioju Dievo Artume ­šviesoje, kuri šviečia gyviesiems.
Ps 56:13 For thou hast delivered my soul from death: wilt not thou deliver my feet from falling, that I may walk before God in the light of the living?
Joz 21:28 iš Isacharo giminės ­ Kišjonas su ganyklomis, Daberatas su ganyklomis,
Jos 21:28 And out of the tribe of Issachar, Kishon with her suburbs, Dabareh with her suburbs,

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