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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Jn 5:19 Mes žinome, jog esame iš Dievo, o visas pasaulis yra piktojo pavergtas.
1J 5:19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.
Rom 13:7 Atiduokite visiems, ką privalote: kam mokestį ­ mokestį, kam muitą ­ muitą, kam baimę ­ baimę, kam pagarbą ­ pagarbą.
Ro 13:7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
Ts 20:26 Tada visi izraelitai, visa kariuomenė, sugrįžo į Betelį ir, sėdėdami Viešpaties akivaizdoje, verkė. Tą visą dieną jie pasninkavo. Paskui atnašavo deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Judg 20:26 Then all the children of Israel, and all the people, went up, and came unto the house of God, and wept, and sat there before the LORD, and fasted that day until even, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings before the LORD.
Rom 11:24 Tad jeigu tu buvai iškirstas iš prigimtojo laukinio alyvmedžio ir prieš prigimtį įskiepytas tauriajame alyvmedyje, tai dar lengviau anie bus priskiepyti pagal prigimtį savajame alyvmedyje.
Ro 11:24 For if thou wert cut out of the olive tree which is wild by nature, and wert graffed contrary to nature into a good olive tree: how much more shall these, which be the natural branches, be graffed into their own olive tree?
Kun 22:31 Taip laikysitės mano įsakymų ir vykdysite juos. Aš esu Viešpats.
Le 22:31 Therefore shall ye keep my commandments, and do them: I am the LORD.
Neh 10:18 Hodija, Hašumas, Becajas,
Ne 10:18 Hodijah, Hashum, Bezai,
2Tim 3:16 Visas Raštas yra Dievo įkvėptas ir naudingas mokyti, barti, taisyti, auklėti teisumui,
2Ti 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
1Sam 15:23 Juk nepaklusnumas ­ ne mažesnė nuodėmė už būrimą, o pasikliovimas savimi ­ tarsi stabmeldystės blogis. Už tai, kad atmetei Viešpaties žodį, jis atmetė tave nuo karaliavimo. "
1Sa 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
Iz 42:1 "Štai mano tarnas, kurį aš remiu, mano išrinktasis, kuriuo aš gėriuosi. Apgaubiau jį savo dvasia, kad neštų tautoms teisingumą
Isa 42:1 Behold my servant, whom I uphold; mine elect, in whom my soul delighteth; I have put my spirit upon him: he shall bring forth judgment to the Gentiles.
Įst 25:2 Jei kaltasis yra užsitarnavęs būti nuplaktas, teisėjas palieps jį paguldyti ir nuplakti teisiojo akivaizdoje, kertant tiek kirčių, kiek jis užsitarnavo.
De 25:2 And it shall be, if the wicked man be worthy to be beaten, that the judge shall cause him to lie down, and to be beaten before his face, according to his fault, by a certain number.
Ez 42:13 Tuomet jis kreipėsi į mane: "Šiauriniai kambariai ir pietiniai kambariai priešais kiemą yra šventi kambariai, kur kunigai, tarnaujantys Viešpačiui, valgys švenčiausias atnašas. Ten jie pasidės švenčiausias atnašas ­ ir javų atnašas, ir atnašas už nuodėmę, ir atnašas už kaltę, nes ta vieta šventa.
Eze 42:13 Then said he unto me, The north chambers and the south chambers, which are before the separate place, they be holy chambers, where the priests that approach unto the LORD shall eat the most holy things: there shall they lay the most holy things, and the meat offering, and the sin offering, and the trespass offering; for the place is holy.
Iš 13:7 Nerauginta duona bus valgoma septynias dienas; raugintos duonos neturi turėti ir nieko rauginto neturi būti visoje tavo žemėje.
Ex 13:7 Unleavened bread shall be eaten seven days; and there shall no leavened bread be seen with thee, neither shall there be leaven seen with thee in all thy quarters.
1Sam 20:40 Jehonatanas padavė savo ginklus berniukui, liepdamas: "Eik ir parnešk juos į miestą. "
1Sa 20:40 And Jonathan gave his artillery unto his lad, and said unto him, Go, carry them to the city.
Ps 66:9 Mums jis suteikė gyvenimąir neleido mūsų kojoms suklupti.
Ps 66:9 Which holdeth our soul in life, and suffereth not our feet to be moved.
Jer 11:20 Bet tu, Galybių Viešpatie, sprendi teisingai, ištiri jausmus ir širdį ! Leisk man pamatyti, kaip jiems keršysi, nes tau patikėjau savo reikalą!
Jer 11:20 But, O LORD of hosts, that judgest righteously, that triest the reins and the heart, let me see thy vengeance on them: for unto thee have I revealed my cause.
Jer 1:4 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 1:4 Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Sk 15:39 Jūs turėsite kutą, kad, žvelgdami į jį, atsimintumėte visus mano įsakymus ir vykdytumėte juos, nenuklysdami paskui savo širdies ir akių užgaidas.
Nu 15:39 And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them ; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring:
Zch 11:16 nes aš, tikėk manimi, išugdysiu krašte piemenį, kuris nesirūpins žūvančiomis, neieškos paklydusiųjų, negydys sergančiųjų ir nemaitins sveikųjų, bet rys riebiųjų mėsą ir net plėš jų nagus.
Zec 11:16 For, lo, I will raise up a shepherd in the land, which shall not visit those that be cut off, neither shall seek the young one, nor heal that that is broken, nor feed that that standeth still: but he shall eat the flesh of the fat, and tear their claws in pieces.
1Krn 10:13 Taip Saulius mirė dėl savo neištikimybės. Jis buvo neištikimas Viešpačiui, nesilaikydamas Viešpaties įsakymo. Be to, jis prašė dvasių iššaukėjos patarimo.
1Ch 10:13 So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to enquire of it;
Ps 91:6 nei maro, sėlinančio tamsoje, nei rykštės, niokojančios vidudienį.
Ps 91:6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

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