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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 6:10 Ir jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. Ne tuščiai grasinau, kad užtrauksiu jiems šią nelaimę. ’"
Eze 6:10 And they shall know that I am the LORD, and that I have not said in vain that I would do this evil unto them.
Pat 25:21 Jei tavo priešas alkanas, pavalgydink jį duona; jei ištroškęs, pagirdyk vandeniu;
Pr 25:21 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
Ps 59:2 Išgelbėk mane nuo tų nedorų žmonių, išlaisvink nuo tų žmogžudžių!
Ps 59:2 Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men.
Kun 2:16 O kunigas pavers dūmais jos priminimo dalį ­ dalį šviežių grūdų su aliejumi ir drauge su smilkalais. Tai ugninė atnaša Viešpačiui.
Le 2:16 And the priest shall burn the memorial of it, part of the beaten corn thereof, and part of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Jn 18:1 Baigęs kalbėti, Jėzus su savo mokiniais nuėjo anapus Kedrono upelio, kur buvo sodas. Jis ir mokiniai įžengė į sodą.
Jo 18:1 When Jesus had spoken these words, he went forth with his disciples over the brook Cedron, where was a garden, into the which he entered, and his disciples.
Įst 2:16 Vos išmirus visiems kariams,
De 2:16 So it came to pass, when all the men of war were consumed and dead from among the people,
Sk 29:9 Jų javų atnaša bus geriausi miltai, įmaišyti aliejumi: trys dešimtadaliai efos prie jaučio, du dešimtadaliai prie avino,
Nu 29:9 And their meat offering shall be of flour mingled with oil, three tenth deals to a bullock, and two tenth deals to one ram,
2Krn 17:13 Judo miestuose jis įvykdė daug darbų. Ir Jeruzalėje jis turėjo karių, narsių vyrų.
2Ch 17:13 And he had much business in the cities of Judah: and the men of war, mighty men of valour, were in Jerusalem.
Iš 14:25 Jis taip įklampino jų vežimų ratus, kad tie vos besisuko. Egiptiečiai tarė: "Bėkime nuo izraelitų, nes Viešpats kovoja už juos su Egiptu. "
Ex 14:25 And took off their chariot wheels, that they drave them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, Let us flee from the face of Israel; for the LORD fighteth for them against the Egyptians.
Pr 44:27 Tada tavo tarnas, mano tėvas, pasakė mums: ‘Jūs žinote, kad mano žmona pagimdė man du sūnus.
Ge 44:27 And thy servant my father said unto us, Ye know that my wife bare me two sons:
Lk 10:28 Jėzus jam tarė: "Gerai atsakei. Tai daryk, ir gyvensi. "
Lu 10:28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
Jok 5:17 Elijas buvo vargo žmogus, kaip ir mes. Jis melste meldė, kad nelytų, ir nelijo žemėje trejus metus ir šešis mėnesius;
Ja 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.
Jn 20:6 Netrukus iš paskos atbėgo ir Simonas Petras. Jis įeina į rūsį ir mato paliktas drobules
Jo 20:6 Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie,
1Krn 21:9 Viešpats kalbėjo Dovydo regėtojui Gadui, tardamas:
1Ch 21:9 And the LORD spake unto Gad, David's seer, saying,
Ez 32:31 Pamatęs juos, faraonas pasiguos dėl visos savo kariaunos, faraonas ir jo kariuomenė, kritusi nuo kalavijo, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Eze 32:31 Pharaoh shall see them, and shall be comforted over all his multitude, even Pharaoh and all his army slain by the sword, saith the Lord GOD.
Job 21:10 Jų jautis sėkmingai apvaisina, karvės neišsimeta ir atsiveda.
Job 21:10 Their bull gendereth, and faileth not; their cow calveth, and casteth not her calf.
Pat 16:10 Karaliaus lūpose ­ nenuginčijama tiesa; jo burna nenusideda, kai sprendžia.
Pr 16:10 A divine sentence is in the lips of the king: his mouth transgresseth not in judgment.
Sof 3:10 Iš anapus Kušo upiųmano garbintojai, mano išblaškytieji, atneš man atnašas.
Zep 3:10 From beyond the rivers of Ethiopia my suppliants, even the daughter of my dispersed, shall bring mine offering.
Iz 45:12 Aš sukūriau žemę, žmoniją sukūriau žemėje. Dangus savo rankomis išskleidžiau, suteikiau darną visoms jų galybėms.
Isa 45:12 I have made the earth, and created man upon it: I, even my hands, have stretched out the heavens, and all their host have I commanded.
Ez 42:4 Kambarių priekyje buvo dešimties uolekčių pločio ir šimto uolekčių ilgio takas, o durys į kambarius buvo šiaurės pusėje.
Eze 42:4 And before the chambers was a walk to ten cubits breadth inward, a way of one cubit; and their doors toward the north.

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