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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 6:41 Kodėl gi matai krislą savo brolio akyje, o nepastebi rąsto savojoje? !
Lu 6:41 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
1Kor 6:17 Taip pat, kas susijungia su Viešpačiu, tampa viena dvasia su juo.
1C 6:17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Kun 24:18 Kas užmuštų gyvulį, turės atlyginti nuostolį: gyvybe už gyvybę.
Le 24:18 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for beast.
Lk 24:52 Jie pagarbino jį, paskui, didelio džiaugsmo kupini, sugrįžo į Jeruzalę.
Lu 24:52 And they worshipped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy:
2Tes 2:11 Todėl Dievas jiems siunčia galingą paklydimą, idant tikėtų melu;
2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
Ps 106:22 Kokių nuostabių darbų jis padarė Chamo žemėje! Kokių baisių dalykų prie Nendrių jūros!
Ps 106:22 Wondrous works in the land of Ham, and terrible things by the Red sea.
Rom 4:12 ir tėvu tiems apipjaustytiesiems, kurie ne tik apipjaustyti, bet ir vaikščioja pėdomis mūsų tėvo Abraomo, kuris tikėjo, būdamas dar neapipjaustytas.
Ro 4:12 And the father of circumcision to them who are not of the circumcision only, but who also walk in the steps of that faith of our father Abraham, which he had being yet uncircumcised.
Įst 4:18 ar į bet kokį gyvūną, šliaužiojantį žeme, ar į bet kokią žuvį, plaukiojančią vandenyse po žeme,
De 4:18 The likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that is in the waters beneath the earth:
Lk 2:22 Pasibaigus Mozės įstatymo nustatytoms apsivalymo dienoms, [Juozapas ir Marija] nunešė kūdikį į Jeruzalę paaukoti Viešpačiui,
Lu 2:22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were accomplished, they brought him to Jerusalem, to present him to the Lord;
Mt 22:39 Antrasis ­ panašus į jį: Mylėk savo artimą kaip save patį.
Mat 22:39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Rut 2:8 Boazas kreipėsi į Rūtą: "Ar girdi, mano dukterie? Į kitą lauką rankioti neik, iš čia nesitrauk, bet laikykis prie mano tarnaičių. Turėk prieš akis tą lauką, kuriame pjauna, ir eik paskui jas. Argi
Ru 2:8 Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in another field, neither go from hence, but abide here fast by my maidens:
Ps 119:59 Kai pergalvoju tavo kelius, kreipiu savo kojas į tavo įsakus.
Ps 119:59 I thought on my ways, and turned my feet unto thy testimonies.
Jer 4:25 Žvalgiausi, ir štainebuvo žmonių; net padangių paukščiai buvo išskridę!
Jer 4:25 I beheld, and, lo, there was no man, and all the birds of the heavens were fled.
Jn 6:44 Niekas negali ateiti pas mane, jei mane pasiuntęs Tėvasjo nepatraukia; ir tą aš prikelsiu paskutiniąją dieną.
Jo 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.
Lk 18:36 Išgirdęs praeinančią minią, jis paklausė, kas tai būtų.
Lu 18:36 And hearing the multitude pass by, he asked what it meant.
Pr 30:41 Be to, kai kergdavosi stipresnieji kaimenės gyvuliai, Jokūbas padėdavo lazdas į lovius priešais gyvulių akis, idant kergtųsi jas matydami,
Ge 30:41 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
Ezd 4:14 Taigi, kadangi mes valgome karaliaus rūmų druską, negalime nematyti karaliui daromos negarbės, todėl parašėme apie tai, norėdami pranešti karaliui,
Ezr 4:14 Now because we have maintenance from the king's palace, and it was not meet for us to see the king's dishonour, therefore have we sent and certified the king;
2Sam 4:8 Atnešę Išbošeto galvą į Hebroną pas Dovydą, tarė karaliui: "Štai galva Išbošeto, sūnaus tavo priešo Sauliaus, ieškojusio tavo gyvybės. Šiandien Viešpats Sauliui ir jo palikuoniui įvykdė kerštą už mano viešpatį karalių. "
2Sa 4:8 And they brought the head of Ishbosheth unto David to Hebron, and said to the king, Behold the head of Ishbosheth the son of Saul thine enemy, which sought thy life; and the LORD hath avenged my lord the king this day of Saul, and of his seed.
1Krn 8:9 Iš žmonos Hodešos jam gimė sūnūs: Jobabas, Cibija, Meša, Malkamas,
1Ch 8:9 And he begat of Hodesh his wife, Jobab, and Zibia, and Mesha, and Malcham,
Ez 48:5 Prie Manaso žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Efraimas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:5 And by the border of Manasseh, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Ephraim.

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