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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 36:18 Padirbo iš vario penkiasdešimt sagčių dangoms sukabinti, kad būtų galima Palapinę pastatyti.
Ex 36:18 And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one.
Iz 49:24 Ar išplėšia kas nors grobį iš galiūno? Ar galima belaisvius atimti iš tirono?
Isa 49:24 Shall the prey be taken from the mighty, or the lawful captive delivered?
Job 33:1 Tad dabar, Jobai, klausykis mano kalbos, įsiklausyk į kiekvieną žodį.
Job 33:1 Wherefore, Job, I pray thee, hear my speeches, and hearken to all my words.
Ez 37:7 Pranašavau, kaip man buvo liepta, ir, man bepranašaujant, staiga pasigirdo triukšmas ir barškėjimas: kaulai rinkosi kaulas prie savo kaulo.
Eze 37:7 So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone.
Joz 15:6 Riba kyla į Bet Hoglą ir eina į šiaurę nuo Bet Arabos. Iš ten riba pakyla prie Rubeno sūnaus Bohano akmens.
Jos 15:6 And the border went up to Bethhogla, and passed along by the north of Betharabah; and the border went up to the stone of Bohan the son of Reuben:
Lk 11:1 Kartą Jėzus vienoje vietoje meldėsi. Jam baigus maldą, vienas mokinys paprašė: "Viešpatie, išmokyk mus melstis, kaip ir Jonas išmokė savuosius mokinius. "
Lu 11:1 And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him, Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples.
Mt 15:33 Mokiniai jam atsakė: "Iš kur mums imti dykumoje tiek duonos, kad galėtume pasotinti šitokią minią? "
Mat 15:33 And his disciples say unto him, Whence should we have so much bread in the wilderness, as to fill so great a multitude?
Gal 2:5 jiems mes nė valandėlei nepasidavėme, kad Evangelijos tiesa pasiliktų su jumis.
Ga 2:5 To whom we gave place by subjection, no, not for an hour; that the truth of the gospel might continue with you.
Mt 24:25 Štai jus apie tai iš anksto įspėjau!
Mat 24:25 Behold, I have told you before.
Iz 33:7 Štai Arielio žmonės vaitoja gatvėse, Salemo pasiuntiniai graudžiai verkia.
Isa 33:7 Behold, their valiant ones shall cry without: the ambassadors of peace shall weep bitterly.
Jer 23:37 Šitaip tu klausi pranašą: ‘Ką tau Viešpats atsakė? ’ ­ arba: ‘Ką kalbėjo Viešpats? ’"
Jer 23:37 Thus shalt thou say to the prophet, What hath the LORD answered thee? and, What hath the LORD spoken?
Apd 17:1 Perėję Amfipolį ir Apoloniją, jie atvyko į Tesaloniką, kur buvo žydų sinagoga.
Ac 17:1 Now when they had passed through Amphipolis and Apollonia, they came to Thessalonica, where was a synagogue of the Jews:
1Kor 6:11 Kai kurie buvote tokie, bet dabar esate nuplauti, pašventinti, išteisinti Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus vardu ir mūsų Dievo Dvasia.
1C 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
Mt 7:15 Sergėkitės netikrų pranašų, kurie ateina pas jus avių kailyje, o viduje yra plėšrūs vilkai.
Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Hab 1:12 Argi tu nesi nuo pat pradžios, Viešpatie, mano Dieve, mano Šventasis? Tu esi nemirtingas! Tu Viešpatie, paskyrei jiems teismą, tu Uola, parengei jiems bausmę.
Hab 1:12 Art thou not from everlasting, O LORD my God, mine Holy One? we shall not die. O LORD, thou hast ordained them for judgment; and, O mighty God, thou hast established them for correction.
Ts 11:34 Sugrįžęs į savo namus Micpoje, Iftachas žiūri: jo pasitikti išeina duktė, šokdama ir mušdama būgnelį su žvangučiais! Ji buvo jo vienturtė; išskyrus ją, neturėjo kito ­ nei sūnaus, nei dukters.
Judg 11:34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
Ez 26:10 Jo žirgų bus tokia daugybė, kad jų sukeltos dulkės apdengs tave. Nuo raitelių, ratų ir vežimų ūžesiodrebės tavo sienos, kai jis žengs pro tavo vartus, kaip daro žengiantys į pralaužtą miestą.
Eze 26:10 By reason of the abundance of his horses their dust shall cover thee: thy walls shall shake at the noise of the horsemen, and of the wheels, and of the chariots, when he shall enter into thy gates, as men enter into a city wherein is made a breach.
Iz 10:19 Medžių likutis jo miškebus toks menkas, jog net vaikas pajėgs juos suskaityti.
Isa 10:19 And the rest of the trees of his forest shall be few, that a child may write them.
1Krn 2:26 Jerachmeelis turėjo ir kitą žmoną, vardu Atara. Ji buvo Onamo motina.
1Ch 2:26 Jerahmeel had also another wife, whose name was Atarah; she was the mother of Onam.
Apd 1:22 pradedant Jono krikštu ir baigiant Jėzaus iš mūsų paėmimu, reikia kartu su mumis tapti jo prisikėlimo liudytoju . "
Ac 1:22 Beginning from the baptism of John, unto that same day that he was taken up from us, must one be ordained to be a witness with us of his resurrection.

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