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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 89:41 Visi, kas tik eina pro šalį, jį plėšia; kaimynams jis tapo pasityčiojimu.
Ps 89:41 All that pass by the way spoil him: he is a reproach to his neighbours.
Mk 1:22 Žmonės stebėjosi jo mokslu, nes jis mokė kaip turintis galią, o ne kaip Rašto aiškintojai.
Mar 1:22 And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes.
2Krn 29:5 "Levitai, klausykitės manęs! Pašventinkite save, pašventinkite Viešpaties, savo Dievo, Namus ir išneškite purvą iš Šventyklos.
2Ch 29:5 And said unto them, Hear me, ye Levites, sanctify now yourselves, and sanctify the house of the LORD God of your fathers, and carry forth the filthiness out of the holy place.
Mt 5:20 Taigi sakau jums: jeigu teisumu neviršysite Rašto aiškintojų ir fariziejų, neįeisite į dangaus karalystę.
Mat 5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Pat 14:22 Argi neklysta darantys pikta? Gerumo ir ištikimybės įgyja darantys gera.
Pr 14:22 Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good.
Jn 4:2 (nors pats Jėzus nekrikštydavo, tik jo mokiniai),
Jo 4:2 (Though Jesus himself baptized not, but his disciples,)
Tit 2:5 būti santūrias, skaisčias, rūpestingas šeimininkes, geras, klusnias savo vyrams, kad dėl jų nebūtų šmeižiamas Dievo žodis.
Ti 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
Ps 77:10 Tuomet tariau: "Mano kaltė, kad pasikeitė Aukščiausiojo dešinė. "
Ps 77:10 And I said, This is my infirmity: but I will remember the years of the right hand of the most High.
Ez 32:14 Tuomet leisiu drumzlėms nusėsti vandenyseir padarysiu, kad jų upės lietųsi kaip aliejus, ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis. ­
Eze 32:14 Then will I make their waters deep, and cause their rivers to run like oil, saith the Lord GOD.
Kun 16:7 Paėmęs abu ožius ir pastatęs juos prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę Viešpaties akivaizdoje,
Le 16:7 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Iz 36:10 Pagaliau argi be Viešpaties valios atžygiavau aš nusiaubti šio krašto? Pats Viešpats man įsakė: ‘Žygiuok prieš tą kraštą ir nusiaubk jį! ’"
Isa 36:10 And am I now come up without the LORD against this land to destroy it? the LORD said unto me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
1Tes 5:26 Pasveikinkite visus brolius šventu pabučiavimu.
1Th 5:26 Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.
Sk 3:36 Merario sūnums buvo pavesta rūpintis viskuo, kas susiję su Padangtės lentomis, kartimis, stulpais, pastovais ir visais reikmenimis,
Nu 3:36 And under the custody and charge of the sons of Merari shall be the boards of the tabernacle, and the bars thereof, and the pillars thereof, and the sockets thereof, and all the vessels thereof, and all that serveth thereto,
Pat 26:25 Kai jo kalba pataikaujanti, nepasitikėk juo, nes jo širdyje glūdi septynios baisenybės;
Pr 26:25 When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.
Pr 5:4 Po to, kai tapo Seto tėvu, Adomas gyveno aštuonis šimtus metų, ir jam gimė sūnų bei dukterų.
Ge 5:4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
Ps 148:2 Šlovinkite jį, visi jo angelai, šlovinkite jį, visos jo dangiškosios galybės!
Ps 148:2 Praise ye him, all his angels: praise ye him, all his hosts.
Kun 14:54 Tokie tat yra nuostatai kiekvienai raupsų ligai, dedervinėms,
Le 14:54 This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall,
Ts 16:26 Vaikinui, vedusiam jį už rankos, Samsonas tarė: "Pavedėk mane ten, kur stulpai, ant kurių stovi namai, idant galėčiau atsišlieti į juos. "
Judg 16:26 And Samson said unto the lad that held him by the hand, Suffer me that I may feel the pillars whereupon the house standeth, that I may lean upon them.
Lk 8:41 Ir štai atėjo vyras, vardu Jayras, sinagogos vyresnysis. Jis puolė Jėzui po kojų, maldaudamas ateiti į jo namus.
Lu 8:41 And, behold, there came a man named Jairus, and he was a ruler of the synagogue: and he fell down at Jesus' feet, and besought him that he would come into his house:
Ps 91:11 nes jis palieps savo angelamssaugoti tave visur, kad ir kur tu eitum.
Ps 91:11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

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