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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 3:12 O jis tarė: "Aš būsiu su tavimi! Ir tai bus tau ženklas, kad aš tave siunčiau: kai būsi išvedęs tautą iš Egipto, jūs tarnausite Dievui prie šio kalno. "
Ex 3:12 And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain.
Ezd 2:5 Aracho palikuonių septyni šimtai septyniasdešimt penki,
Ezr 2:5 The children of Arah, seven hundred seventy and five.
1Tim 1:11 Taip moko palaimintojo Dievo garbės Evangelija, kuri man yra patikėta.
1Ti 1:11 According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.
Pr 6:22 Nojus tai padarė. Kaip Dievas buvo jam įsakęs, taip jis ir padarė.
Ge 6:22 Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he.
Iš 30:29 Pašventinsi juos, idant būtų ypač šventi. Kas tik prie jų prisilies, taps pašventintas.
Ex 30:29 And thou shalt sanctify them, that they may be most holy: whatsoever toucheth them shall be holy.
2Kar 2:22 Vanduo liko sveikas iki šios dienos pagal Eliziejaus ištartą žodį.
2Ki 2:22 So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake.
Ez 11:19 Duosiu jiems kitą širdį ir įliesiu jiems naują dvasią, išimsiu iš jų kūno akmens širdį ir duosiu jiems jautrią,
Eze 11:19 And I will give them one heart, and I will put a new spirit within you; and I will take the stony heart out of their flesh, and will give them an heart of flesh:
Est 9:8 Poratą, Adaliją, Aridatą,
Es 9:8 And Poratha, and Adalia, and Aridatha,
Pat 12:6 Nedorėlių žodžiai ­ kruvinos pasalos, o doruosius išgelbsti jų kalba.
Pr 12:6 The words of the wicked are to lie in wait for blood: but the mouth of the upright shall deliver them.
Iz 8:17 Aš pasitikiu Viešpačiu, kuris slepia savo veidą nuo Jokūbo namų. Taip, aš jo lauksiu!
Isa 8:17 And I will wait upon the LORD, that hideth his face from the house of Jacob, and I will look for him.
2Krn 34:5 Jis sudegino ir kaulus kunigų ant jų aukurų. Taip jis išvalė Judą ir Jeruzalę.
2Ch 34:5 And he burnt the bones of the priests upon their altars, and cleansed Judah and Jerusalem.
Kun 21:15 kad nesuterštų savo palikuonių savo giminėje, nes aš, Viešpats, jį pašventinu. ’"
Le 21:15 Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the LORD do sanctify him.
Pat 10:7 Teisiojo vardas bus laiminamas, o nedorėlių vardas sutrūnys.
Pr 10:7 The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot.
Ez 24:26 tą dieną ateis pas tave bėglys, kad išgirstumei apie tai savo ausimis.
Eze 24:26 That he that escapeth in that day shall come unto thee, to cause thee to hear it with thine ears?
1Tim 1:16 Todėl ir buvo manęs pasigailėta, kad manyje pirmame Kristus Jėzus parodytų visą savo kantrybę, duodamas pavyzdį tiems, kurie jį įtikės amžinajam gyvenimui.
1Ti 1:16 Howbeit for this cause I obtained mercy, that in me first Jesus Christ might shew forth all longsuffering, for a pattern to them which should hereafter believe on him to life everlasting.
Apd 9:30 Tai sužinoję, broliai jį nugabeno į Cezarėją ir iš ten išsiuntė į Tarsą.
Ac 9:30 Which when the brethren knew, they brought him down to Caesarea, and sent him forth to Tarsus.
1Kar 18:40 Elijas tarė jiems: "Čiupkite Baalo pranašus! Nė vienam neleiskite pabėgti! " Jie buvo suimti. Nuvaręs žemyn prie Kišono upelio, Elijas ten juos nužudė.
1Ki 18:40 And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there.
1Krn 8:7 Naamanas, Ahija ir Gera, tai yra Heglamas, kuriam gimė Uza ir Ahihudas.
1Ch 8:7 And Naaman, and Ahiah, and Gera, he removed them, and begat Uzza, and Ahihud.
Ps 124:2 jeigu Viešpats nebūtų buvęs mūsų pusėje, kai mus užpuolė priešai,
Ps 124:2 If it had not been the LORD who was on our side, when men rose up against us:
Ez 42:18 Apsisuko, išmatavo pietinį pakraštį ir gavo penkis šimtus uolekčių matuojamąja nendre.
Eze 42:18 He measured the south side, five hundred reeds, with the measuring reed.

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