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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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2Sam 11:11 Ūrija atsakė Dovydui: "Skrynia ir Izraelis bei Judas būna palapinėse. Mano viešpats Joabas ir mano valdovo tarnai yra stovykloje atvirame lauke. Nejau aš eisiu į savo namus valgyti, gerti ir sugulti su žmona? Kaip tu gyvas, prisiekiu tavo gyvastimi, tokio dalyko nedarysiu. " ­
2Sa 11:11 And Uriah said unto David, The ark, and Israel, and Judah, abide in tents; and my lord Joab, and the servants of my lord, are encamped in the open fields; shall I then go into mine house, to eat and to drink, and to lie with my wife? as thou livest, and as thy soul liveth, I will not do this thing.
Jer 40:1 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis po to, kai karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas Nebuzaradanas grąžino jam laisvę Ramoje. Kai Nebuzaradanas surado jį, Jeremijas buvo sukaustytas grandinėmis kalinys tarp Jeruzalės ir Judo belaisvių, varomų į Babiloną.
Jer 40:1 The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD, after that Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard had let him go from Ramah, when he had taken him being bound in chains among all that were carried away captive of Jerusalem and Judah, which were carried away captive unto Babylon.
Ps 29:5 Viešpaties balsas trupina kedrus, Viešpats trupina Libano kedrus.
Ps 29:5 The voice of the LORD breaketh the cedars; yea, the LORD breaketh the cedars of Lebanon.
2Kar 15:31 O kiti Pekacho darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ užrašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose.
2Ki 15:31 And the rest of the acts of Pekah, and all that he did, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.
Job 29:13 Mirdami žmonės mane laimino, aš džiuginau našlės širdį.
Job 29:13 The blessing of him that was ready to perish came upon me: and I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy.
Am 5:7 Vargas jums, teisingumą paverčiantiems metėlėmisir teisumą metantiems žemėn!
Am 5:7 Ye who turn judgment to wormwood, and leave off righteousness in the earth,
Ps 136:10 Jis nugalėjo Egiptąper jo pirmagimius, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina,
Ps 136:10 To him that smote Egypt in their firstborn: for his mercy endureth for ever:
Job 30:22 Pakeli mane ir užsodini ant vėjo, vėtai mane staugiančioje audroje.
Job 30:22 Thou liftest me up to the wind; thou causest me to ride upon it, and dissolvest my substance.
Apd 7:60 Pagaliau suklupęs galingu balsu sušuko: "Viešpatie, neįskaityk jiems šios nuodėmės! " Ir, tai ištaręs, užmigo.
Ac 7:60 And he kneeled down, and cried with a loud voice, Lord, lay not this sin to their charge. And when he had said this, he fell asleep.
Ez 25:11 bausmėmis nubausiu ir Moabą. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats! "
Eze 25:11 And I will execute judgments upon Moab; and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Ez 17:23 Aukštajame Izraelio kalne jį pasodinsiu, kad krautų pumpurus, neštų vaisiusir taptų didingu kedru. Po juo apsigyvens visokie paukščiai, jo šakų ūksmėje kraus lizdus visokie sparnuočiai.
Eze 17:23 In the mountain of the height of Israel will I plant it: and it shall bring forth boughs, and bear fruit, and be a goodly cedar: and under it shall dwell all fowl of every wing; in the shadow of the branches thereof shall they dwell.
Ez 48:32 Rytiniame pakraštyje, kuris bus keturių tūkstančių penkių šimtų uolekčių ilgio, bus treji vartai: vieneri Juozapo vartai, vieneri Benjamino vartai ir vieneri Dano vartai.
Eze 48:32 And at the east side four thousand and five hundred: and three gates; and one gate of Joseph, one gate of Benjamin, one gate of Dan.
Kun 11:43 Neužsitraukite sau pasibjaurėjimo jokiu knibždančiu gyvūnu, nesusiterškite jais savęs ir netapkite per juos nešvarūs,
Le 11:43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.
Iz 37:17 Palenk man savo ausį, Viešpatie, ir išklausyk! Atverk savo akis, Viešpatie, ir pamatyk! Išgirsk visus žodžius laiško, kurį atsiuntė Sanheribas, kad pasityčiotų iš gyvojo Dievo.
Isa 37:17 Incline thine ear, O LORD, and hear; open thine eyes, O LORD, and see: and hear all the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent to reproach the living God.
Joz 10:15 Tada Jozuė drauge su visu Izraeliu sugrįžo į stovyklą prie Gilgalo.
Jos 10:15 And Joshua returned, and all Israel with him, unto the camp to Gilgal.
Jer 4:3 Taip kalba Viešpats Judo vyrams ir Jeruzalei: "Išarkite dirvonus, nesėkite tarp erškėčių!
Jer 4:3 For thus saith the LORD to the men of Judah and Jerusalem, Break up your fallow ground, and sow not among thorns.
Gal 2:2 Nuvykau, apreiškimo paskatintas ir jiems išdėsčiau Evangeliją, kurią skelbiu pagonims, atskirai išsiaiškindamas su įžymesniais asmenimis, kad kartais nebėgčiaub ar nebūčiau bėgęs veltui.
Ga 2:2 And I went up by revelation, and communicated unto them that gospel which I preach among the Gentiles, but privately to them which were of reputation, lest by any means I should run, or had run, in vain.
2Krn 12:1 Kai Rehabeamo karalystė buvo įtvirtinta ir Rehabeamas tapo galingas, jis paliko Viešpaties mokymą, o su juo ir visas Izraelis.
2Ch 12:1 And it came to pass, when Rehoboam had established the kingdom, and had strengthened himself, he forsook the law of the LORD, and all Israel with him.
Ps 139:20 Nedorai jie šaukiasi tavo vardo, tavo priešai duoda melagingas priesaikas.
Ps 139:20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
Jer 50:9 Štai sukelsiu ir atvesiu prieš Babilonąbūrį galingų tautų iš šiaurės krašto. Jos išsirikiuos mūšiui, ir jis bus paimtas. Jų strėlės kaip įgudusio galiūno, kuris niekada negrįžta tuščiomis rankomis.
Jer 50:9 For, lo, I will raise and cause to come up against Babylon an assembly of great nations from the north country: and they shall set themselves in array against her; from thence she shall be taken: their arrows shall be as of a mighty expert man; none shall return in vain.

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