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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 4:19 Hodijos žmonos, Nahamo sesers, sūnūs buvo Keilos Garmo ir Eštemojos Maakiečio tėvai.
1Ch 4:19 And the sons of his wife Hodiah the sister of Naham, the father of Keilah the Garmite, and Eshtemoa the Maachathite.
Apd 13:25 Baigdamas gyvenimo kelionę, Jonas pareiškė: ‘Aš nesu tas, kuo mane laikote. Štai po manęs ateina tasai, kuriam aš nevertas atrišti apavo dirželio. ’
Ac 13:25 And as John fulfilled his course, he said, Whom think ye that I am? I am not he. But, behold, there cometh one after me, whose shoes of his feet I am not worthy to loose.
1Kar 1:36 "Tebūna taip, ­ atsakė Jehojados sūnus Benajas karaliui, ­ tepatvirtina tai Viešpats, mano viešpaties karaliaus Dievas.
1Ki 1:36 And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada answered the king, and said, Amen: the LORD God of my lord the king say so too.
1Kar 11:5 Saliamonas sekė sidoniečių deivę Astartę ir pasibjaurėtiną amonitų Milkomą.
1Ki 11:5 For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites.
Jn 19:28 Tada, žinodamas, jog viskas įvykdyta, ir kad išsipildytų Raštas, Jėzus tarė: "Trokštu! "
Jo 19:28 After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.
Pat 14:31 Kas skriaudžia vargšą, tas įžeidžia jo Kūrėją, o kas pasigaili beturčio, tas teikia jam garbę.
Pr 14:31 He that oppresseth the poor reproacheth his Maker: but he that honoureth him hath mercy on the poor.
Jl 3:1 Paskui išliesiu savo Dvasią ant visos žmonijos; jūsų sūnūs ir dukterys pranašaus, jūsų seneliai sapnuos sapnus, o jūsų jaunuoliai turės regėjimų.
Joe 3:1 For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem,
2Sam 20:25 Ševa ­ raštininkas, o Cadokas ir Abjataras ­ kunigai.
2Sa 20:25 And Sheva was scribe: and Zadok and Abiathar were the priests:
2Kar 10:12 Tada jis leidosi kelionėn į Samariją. Pakeliui, prie Bet Eked ha Roimų,
2Ki 10:12 And he arose and departed, and came to Samaria. And as he was at the shearing house in the way,
Iz 3:4 Berniūkščius duosiu jiems valdovais, viešpataus savavalė užgaida.
Isa 3:4 And I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.
Rom 5:20 Įstatymas įsiterpė, kad nusikaltimas dar padidėtų. Bet kur buvo apstu nuodėmės, ten dar apstesnė tapo malonė,
Ro 5:20 Moreover the law entered, that the offence might abound. But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound:
Pat 15:9 Nedoro žmogaus elgesiu Viešpats bjaurisi, o žmogų, kuris laikosi teisumo reikalavimų, myli.
Pr 15:9 The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.
Ps 116:18 Savo įžadus Viešpačiui vykdysiuvisos jo tautos sueigoje ­
Ps 116:18 I will pay my vows unto the LORD now in the presence of all his people.
Ez 28:7 tikėk manimi, atvesiu prieš tave svetimšalius ­pačias žiauriausias tautas. Išsitrauks jie kalavijus iš makščiųprieš tavo puikiąją išmintįir užtemdys tavo spindesį.
Eze 28:7 Behold, therefore I will bring strangers upon thee, the terrible of the nations: and they shall draw their swords against the beauty of thy wisdom, and they shall defile thy brightness.
Joz 13:13 Bet gešūriečių ir maakų izraelitai neišvarė; Gešūras ir Maakatas išliko Izraelyje iki šios dienos.
Jos 13:13 Nevertheless the children of Israel expelled not the Geshurites, nor the Maachathites: but the Geshurites and the Maachathites dwell among the Israelites until this day.
Ez 45:24 Jis parūpins javų aukai: kiekvienam jaučiui ­ vieną efą ir kiekvienam avinui ­ vieną efą su hinu aliejaus prie kiekvienos efos.
Eze 45:24 And he shall prepare a meat offering of an ephah for a bullock, and an ephah for a ram, and an hin of oil for an ephah.
Apr 2:25 tiktai laikykitės to, ką turite, iki ateisiu.
Re 2:25 But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.
Lk 9:40 Aš prašiau tavo mokinius išvaryti dvasią, bet jie neįstengė. "
Lu 9:40 And I besought thy disciples to cast him out; and they could not.
Ps 78:16 Jis paliepė upeliams trykšti iš uolosir leido lietis vandeniui srautais.
Ps 78:16 He brought streams also out of the rock, and caused waters to run down like rivers.
Iz 21:7 Kai pamatys vežimą, kinkytą pora žirgų, raitelius ant asilų ar raitelius ant kuprių, teatkreipia dėmesį ir testebi atidžiai. "
Isa 21:7 And he saw a chariot with a couple of horsemen, a chariot of asses, and a chariot of camels; and he hearkened diligently with much heed:

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