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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 106:34 Jie neišnaikino tautų, kaip Viešpats buvo jiems įsakęs,
Ps 106:34 They did not destroy the nations, concerning whom the LORD commanded them:
Pr 32:21 Taigi dovanos ėjo pirma jo, tuo tarpu jis tą naktį pasiliko stovykloje.
Ge 32:21 So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that night in the company.
Jer 11:10 Jie grįžo prie nusikaltimų savo protėvių, kurie atsisakė klausyti mano žodžių. Be to, jie nuėjo pas svetimus dievus jų garbinti, o Sandorą, kurią buvau sudaręs su jų tėvais, Izraelio namai ir Judo namai sulaužė. "
Jer 11:10 They are turned back to the iniquities of their forefathers, which refused to hear my words; and they went after other gods to serve them: the house of Israel and the house of Judah have broken my covenant which I made with their fathers.
Dan 12:2 Daugelis miegančiųjų žemės dulkėse atsibus: kai kurie ­ amžinajam gyvenimui, kiti ­ gėdai ir amžinajai negarbei.
Da 12:2 And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.
Gal 2:10 tik turėjome prisiminti jų vargšus, o aš ir stengiausi tai daryti.
Ga 2:10 Only they would that we should remember the poor; the same which I also was forward to do.
Apd 15:4 Atvykę į Jeruzalę, jie buvo priimti Bažnyčios, apaštalų bei vyresniųjų ir pranešė jiems, ką Dievas buvo per juos nuveikęs.
Ac 15:4 And when they were come to Jerusalem, they were received of the church, and of the apostles and elders, and they declared all things that God had done with them.
1Krn 9:17 Vartininkai: Šalumas, Akubas, Talmonas, Ahimanas; jų giminaitis Šalumas buvo galva
1Ch 9:17 And the porters were, Shallum, and Akkub, and Talmon, and Ahiman, and their brethren: Shallum was the chief;
Jer 14:19 Nejau tu visiškai atmetei Judą? Ar Sionas tapo tau bjaurus? Nejau mus taip pribloškei, kad jau nebėra mums išgydymo? Tikėjomės taikos, bet nieko gera nematyti; laukėme išgydymo, ir štai vien siaubas!
Jer 14:19 Hast thou utterly rejected Judah? hath thy soul lothed Zion? why hast thou smitten us, and there is no healing for us? we looked for peace, and there is no good; and for the time of healing, and behold trouble!
Sk 4:29 Merario žmones įtrauksi į sąrašą pagal jų kiltis ir protėvių namus
Nu 4:29 As for the sons of Merari, thou shalt number them after their families, by the house of their fathers;
Sk 23:11 Tada Balakas tarė Bileamui: "Ką tu padarei? Aš atvedžiau tave prakeikti mano priešus, o tu juos laiminte palaiminai! " ­
Nu 23:11 And Balak said unto Balaam, What hast thou done unto me? I took thee to curse mine enemies, and, behold, thou hast blessed them altogether.
2Kar 23:25 Iki jo nebuvo kito karaliaus, kaip jis atsidavusio Viešpačiui visa savo širdimi, visa savo gyvastimi ir visomis savo jėgomis, pagal visą Mozės Įstatymą, nei po jo neatsirado nė vieno tokio kaip jis.
2Ki 23:25 And like unto him was there no king before him, that turned to the LORD with all his heart, and with all his soul, and with all his might, according to all the law of Moses; neither after him arose there any like him.
Lk 17:29 O tą dieną, kada Lotas paliko Sodomą, iš dangaus ėmė kristi ugnis su siera ir visus sunaikino.
Lu 17:29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.
Jer 8:12 Turėtų gėdytis dėl savo bjauraus elgesio, tačiau nesidroviir nežino, ką reiškia parausti iš gėdos. Todėl jie kris tarp žūvančių, jie sukniubs, kai aš juos bausiu’", ­ sako Viešpats.
Jer 8:12 Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.
Lk 10:35 Kitą dieną jis išsiėmė du denarus, padavė užeigos šeimininkui ir tarė: ‘Slaugyk jį, o jeigu išleisi ką viršaus, sugrįžęs aš tau atsilyginsiu. ’
Lu 10:35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
Mt 26:16 Ir nuo to meto jis ieškojo progos išduoti Jėzų.
Mat 26:16 And from that time he sought opportunity to betray him.
Ps 103:1 Dovydo. Šlovink Viešpatį, mano siela, ir visa, kas manyje, tešlovina jo šventąjį vardą!
Ps 103:1 Bless the LORD, O my soul: and all that is within me, bless his holy name.
Ezd 10:4 Imkis priemonių, nes tai tavo pareiga. Mes su tavimi. Būk ryžtingas ir imkis priemonių! "
Ezr 10:4 Arise; for this matter belongeth unto thee: we also will be with thee: be of good courage, and do it.
Sk 33:41 Iškeliavę nuo Horo kalno, jie pasistatė stovyklą prie Calmonos.
Nu 33:41 And they departed from mount Hor, and pitched in Zalmonah.
Pat 10:30 Teisusis niekada nesvyruos, o nedorėliai neišliks krašte.
Pr 10:30 The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall not inhabit the earth.
Pr 10:10 Jo karalystės pradžia buvo Babelis, Erechas ir Akadas ­ miestai Šinaro krašte.
Ge 10:10 And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad, and Calneh, in the land of Shinar.

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