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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Mt 27:38 Kartu su juo buvo nukryžiuoti du plėšikai, vienas iš dešinės, kitas iš kairės.
Mat 27:38 Then were there two thieves crucified with him, one on the right hand, and another on the left.
Pr 6:17 Užliesiu tvano vandenimis žemę po dangumi sunaikinti visiems mirtingiesiems, turintiems gyvybės alsavimą. Visa, kas žemėje, pražus.
Ge 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.
Ezd 2:26 Ramos ir Gebos palikuonių šeši šimtai dvidešimt vienas,
Ezr 2:26 The children of Ramah and Gaba, six hundred twenty and one.
Iz 29:2 Aš suvarginsiu Arielį; bus jame dejonių ir raudų, ir Jeruzalė man bus lyg Arielis.
Isa 29:2 Yet I will distress Ariel, and there shall be heaviness and sorrow: and it shall be unto me as Ariel.
Ps 103:22 Šlovinkite Viešpatį, visi jo darbaivisose jo viešpatijos vietose. Šlovink Viešpatį, mano siela!
Ps 103:22 Bless the LORD, all his works in all places of his dominion: bless the LORD, O my soul.
1Kar 12:25 Jeroboamas įtvirtino Sichemą Efraimo aukštumose ir ten gyveno. Išsikėlęs iš ten, jis įtvirtino Penuelį.
1Ki 12:25 Then Jeroboam built Shechem in mount Ephraim, and dwelt therein; and went out from thence, and built Penuel.
Ts 9:13 Bet vynmedis jiems atsakė: ‘Argi aš turiu liautis davęs vyną, kuris pradžiugina dievus ir mirtinguosius, ir eiti virš medžių linguoti? ’
Judg 9:13 And the vine said unto them, Should I leave my wine, which cheereth God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees?
Ps 50:21 Visa tai padarei, bet aš nieko nesakiau, ir tu manei, kad aš esu toks, kaip tu. Tad dabar tave peikiu ir kaltinu.
Ps 50:21 These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes.
Joz 23:2 jis sušaukė visą Izraelį ­ seniūnus ir galvas, teisėjus ir apskaitininkus ­ ir tarė: "Pasenau ir esu išėjęs iš metų.
Jos 23:2 And Joshua called for all Israel, and for their elders, and for their heads, and for their judges, and for their officers, and said unto them, I am old and stricken in age:
Apr 14:13 Ir aš išgirdau iš dangaus balsą, kuris liepė: "Rašyk: ‘Nuo šiol bus palaiminti mirusieji, kurie miršta Viešpatyje. Taip, ­ sako Dvasia, ­ jie turi atilsėti nuo savo vargų, nes jų darbai juos lydi. ’"
Re 14:13 And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.
Ps 9:18 כ Ne visuomet varguolis bus užmirštas, ir skurdžiai ne visai praras viltį.
Ps 9:18 For the needy shall not alway be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.
Mt 12:19 Jis nesiginčys, nešauks, ir negirdės niekas gatvėse jo balso.
Mat 12:19 He shall not strive, nor cry; neither shall any man hear his voice in the streets.
Lk 9:43 Ir visi neteko žado dėl Dievo didybės.
Lu 9:43 And they were all amazed at the mighty power of God. But while they wondered every one at all things which Jesus did, he said unto his disciples,
Jn 6:3 Jėzus užkopė į kalną ir ten atsisėdo kartu su mokiniais.
Jo 6:3 And Jesus went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples.
2Kar 11:15 Tada kunigas Jehojada kariuomenės pareigūnams šimtininkams davė įsakymą, tardamas: "Išveskite ją laukan pro gretas ir, jei kas ją sektų, ištikite jį kalaviju. " Mat kunigas sakė: "Viešpaties Namuose ji neturi būti užmušta".
2Ki 11:15 But Jehoiada the priest commanded the captains of the hundreds, the officers of the host, and said unto them, Have her forth without the ranges: and him that followeth her kill with the sword. For the priest had said, Let her not be slain in the house of the LORD.
Joz 21:7 Merario žmonėms pagal jų kiltis atiteko dvylika miestų iš Rubeno, Gado ir Zabulono giminių.
Jos 21:7 The children of Merari by their families had out of the tribe of Reuben, and out of the tribe of Gad, and out of the tribe of Zebulun, twelve cities.
Apd 7:45 Mūsų protėviai ją pasiėmė ir atsigabeno, kai Jozuė užėmė pagonių žemes. Dievas išstūmė pagonis, užleisdamas jų vietą mūsų tėvams iki pat Dovydo laikų.
Ac 7:45 Which also our fathers that came after brought in with Jesus into the possession of the Gentiles, whom God drave out before the face of our fathers, unto the days of David;
Pat 10:11 Teisiojo burna ­ gyvenimo versmė, o nedorėlių burnoje slypi smurtas.
Pr 10:11 The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.
2Pt 3:4 ir kalbės: "Kur jo pažadėtas atėjimas? Juk nuo to laiko, kai užmigo protėviai, visa pasilieka kaip buvę nuo sutvėrimo pradžios. "
2P 3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
Job 9:26 Jos praskuba kaip nendrinės valtelės, kaip erelis, leisdamasis žemyn ant grobio.
Job 9:26 They are passed away as the swift ships: as the eagle that hasteth to the prey.

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