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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 22:54 Suėmę Jėzų, jie nusivedė jį ir atvedė į vyriausiojo kunigo rūmus. Petras sekė iš tolo.
Lu 22:54 Then took they him, and led him, and brought him into the high priest's house. And Peter followed afar off.
Jer 22:17 O tavo akims ir širdžiai rūpi vien ieškoti naudos, tiktai lieti nekaltųjų kraują, prievartauti ir smurtauti. "
Jer 22:17 But thine eyes and thine heart are not but for thy covetousness, and for to shed innocent blood, and for oppression, and for violence, to do it.
Ts 3:17 Jis atnešė duoklę Moabo karaliui Eglonui. O Eglonas buvo labai apkūnus vyras.
Judg 3:17 And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man.
Ts 16:27 Namai buvo pilni vyrų ir moterų. Ten buvo visi filistinų didžiūnai, o ant stogo stovėjo apie tris tūkstančius vyrų ir moterų, žiūrėjusių, kaip Samsonas linksmino.
Judg 16:27 Now the house was full of men and women; and all the lords of the Philistines were there; and there were upon the roof about three thousand men and women, that beheld while Samson made sport.
Iš 17:10 Jozuė padarė, kaip Mozė jam liepė, ir kovojo su Amaleku, o Mozė, Aaronas ir Hūras tuo tarpu palypėjo ant kalvos.
Ex 17:10 So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill.
1Tes 3:12 Viešpats tepraturtina jus ir tepripildo meile vienų kitiems ir visiems, kaip ir mes jus mylime,
1Th 3:12 And the Lord make you to increase and abound in love one toward another, and toward all men, even as we do toward you:
Mt 8:1 Kai Jėzus leidosi nuo kalno, jį lydėjo didelės minios.
Mat 8:1 When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him.
Ez 27:4 Tavo sienos ­ marių širdyje, o tavo statytojai padarė tave tobulai gražų.
Eze 27:4 Thy borders are in the midst of the seas, thy builders have perfected thy beauty.
Iš 34:16 O jei imsi žmonas savo sūnums iš jų dukterų, ištvirkaudamos su savo dievais jų dukterys privers ir tavo sūnus ištvirkauti su jų dievais.
Ex 34:16 And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.
Pr 15:19 kraštą kainitų, kenazų, kedemiečių,
Ge 15:19 The Kenites, and the Kenizzites, and the Kadmonites,
Jer 5:13 Pranašai tik vėjų vaikosi; jų kalba ­ ne žodis iš Dievo. Teištinka jų grasinimai juos pačius! "
Jer 5:13 And the prophets shall become wind, and the word is not in them: thus shall it be done unto them.
Įst 17:10 Vykdyk tiksliai nuosprendį, paskelbtą iš vietos, kurią Viešpats išrinks, ištikimai laikydamasis visko, ką jie tau nurodė.
De 17:10 And thou shalt do according to the sentence, which they of that place which the LORD shall choose shall shew thee; and thou shalt observe to do according to all that they inform thee:
Ps 102:3 Juk mano dienos nyksta lyg dūmai, ir mano kaulai anglėja tarsi malkos židinyje.
Ps 102:3 For my days are consumed like smoke, and my bones are burned as an hearth.
Ez 44:25 Jie neis prie numirėlio, kad nesusiterštų. Mirus tėvui ar motinai, sūnui ar dukteriai, broliui ar netekėjusiai seseriai, jiems leista susiteršti.
Eze 44:25 And they shall come at no dead person to defile themselves: but for father, or for mother, or for son, or for daughter, for brother, or for sister that hath had no husband, they may defile themselves.
Jer 32:44 Kai sugrąžinsiu jų tremtinius, laukai bus perkami už pinigus, pirkimo sutartys sudaromos ir užantspauduojamos, kviečiami liudytojai Benjamino žemėje, Jeruzalės priemiesčiuose, Judo miestuose, kalnynų, Šefelos ir Negebo miestuose", ­ tai Viešpaties žodis.
Jer 32:44 Men shall buy fields for money, and subscribe evidences, and seal them, and take witnesses in the land of Benjamin, and in the places about Jerusalem, and in the cities of Judah, and in the cities of the mountains, and in the cities of the valley, and in the cities of the south: for I will cause their captivity to return, saith the LORD.
Pat 31:5 kad gerdami nepamirštų, ką įstatas liepia, ir nepažeistų visų vargo žmonių teisių.
Pr 31:5 Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
Pr 43:21 Kai pasiekėme nakties užeigą ir atrišome savo maišus, ten buvo kiekvieno mūsų pinigai maišuose ­ visi mūsų pinigai! Dabar juos grąžiname savo rankomis.
Ge 43:21 And it came to pass, when we came to the inn, that we opened our sacks, and, behold, every man's money was in the mouth of his sack, our money in full weight: and we have brought it again in our hand.
Jn 6:55 Mano kūnas tikrai yra valgis, ir mano kraujas tikrai yra gėrimas.
Jo 6:55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.
Mk 9:30 Iš ten išėję, jie keliavo per Galilėją. Jėzus nenorėjo, kad kas apie tai žinotų.
Mar 9:30 And they departed thence, and passed through Galilee; and he would not that any man should know it.
Apr 2:23 Jos vaikus aš išžudysiu, ir visos Bažnyčios sužinos, kad aš esu tas, kuris permato inkstus ir širdis; aš atsilyginsiu jums kiekvienam pagal jūsų darbus.
Re 2:23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

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