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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 21:7 Jie paklausė: "Mokytojau, kada šitai įvyks? Ir koks bus ženklas, kada tai prasidės? "
Lu 21:7 And they asked him, saying, Master, but when shall these things be? and what sign will there be when these things shall come to pass?
Joz 19:44 Eltekę, Gibetoną, Baalatą,
Jos 19:44 And Eltekeh, and Gibbethon, and Baalath,
Apd 9:24 Vis dėlto Saulius sužinojo apie jų sąmokslą. Dieną naktį jie tykojo prie vartų, norėdami jį užmušti,
Ac 9:24 But their laying await was known of Saul. And they watched the gates day and night to kill him.
Jl 3:3 Parodysiu ženklus danguose ir žemėje ­ kraują, ugnį ir dūmų stulpus.
Joe 3:3 And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink.
Rd 3:27 Gera žmogui jaunystėjenešti jungą.
La 3:27 It is good for a man that he bear the yoke of his youth.
Job 20:9 Akis, kuri jį matydavo, daugiau jo nebematys, niekada nebeišvys jo savo buveinėje.
Job 20:9 The eye also which saw him shall see him no more; neither shall his place any more behold him.
Rd 1:8 Jeruzalė sunkiai nusidėjo, todėl virto pajuoka. Visi, kas ja gėrėjosi, ją niekina, nes pamatė jos gėdą. Net ji pati vaitoja, negali į save pažiūrėti.
La 1:8 Jerusalem hath grievously sinned; therefore she is removed: all that honoured her despise her, because they have seen her nakedness: yea, she sigheth, and turneth backward.
Tit 1:11 Juos reikia nutildyti, nes jie apverčia aukštyn kojomis ištisus namus, mokydami, kas nedera, dėl gėdingo pelno.
Ti 1:11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
Pat 11:24 Vieni dosniai dalija ir turtėja, o kiti šykštauja daryti, kas teisu, ir skursta.
Pr 11:24 There is that scattereth, and yet increaseth; and there is that withholdeth more than is meet, but it tendeth to poverty.
Job 35:15 Bet dabar tu manai, kad Dievas nebaudžiair mažai dėmesio tekreipia į nuodėmę.
Job 35:15 But now, because it is not so, he hath visited in his anger; yet he knoweth it not in great extremity:
1Kar 2:45 O karalius Saliamonas bus palaimintas, ir Dovydo sostas išliks Viešpaties akivaizdoje amžinai! "
1Ki 2:45 And king Solomon shall be blessed, and the throne of David shall be established before the LORD for ever.
Neh 3:22 Už jo kunigai, apylinkės vyrai dirbo taisymo darbus.
Ne 3:22 And after him repaired the priests, the men of the plain.
Ts 9:57 Dievas panašiai atlygino ir Sichemo žmonėms už visus jų nedorus darbus. Taigi ant jų krito Jerubaalo Jotamo prakeikimas.
Judg 9:57 And all the evil of the men of Shechem did God render upon their heads: and upon them came the curse of Jotham the son of Jerubbaal.
Pat 30:4 Kas užžengė į dangų ir vėl nužengė? Kas pagavo vėją savo sauja? Kas susėmė vandenis savo drabužiu? Kas sužymėjo žemės ribas? Kuo jis vardu? Kuo vardu jo sūnus? Iš tikrųjų tu tai žinai!
Pr 30:4 Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended? who hath gathered the wind in his fists? who hath bound the waters in a garment? who hath established all the ends of the earth? what is his name, and what is his son's name, if thou canst tell?
Sk 10:15 Cuaro sūnus Netanelis vedė Isacharo giminės gretas;
Nu 10:15 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Issachar was Nethaneel the son of Zuar.
Ps 119:39 Nugręžk nuo manęs užgaules, kurių bijausi, nes tavo sprendimai geri.
Ps 119:39 Turn away my reproach which I fear: for thy judgments are good.
Įst 28:68 Viešpats pasiųs tave laivais atgal į Egiptą keliu, apie kurį tau sakiau, jog niekada jo nebematysi. Tenai norėsite parsiduoti savo priešams vergais ir vergėmis, bet nebus kas pirktų. "
De 28:68 And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you.
2Kar 8:2 Moteris pasiruošė ir darė, kaip Dievo vyras buvo sakęs. Iškeliavo su savo šeima ir gyveno filistinų krašte septynerius metus.
2Ki 8:2 And the woman arose, and did after the saying of the man of God: and she went with her household, and sojourned in the land of the Philistines seven years.
2Kar 6:3 Tada vienas jų tarė: "Prašytume, kad eitum kartu su savo tarnais. " ­ "Taip, eisiu", ­ atsakė jis ir
2Ki 6:3 And one said, Be content, I pray thee, and go with thy servants. And he answered, I will go.
Ezd 4:2 kreipėsi į Zerubabelį ir kilčių galvas, sakydami: "Statykime su jumis, nes ir mes garbiname jūsų Dievą ir atnašavome jam aukas nuo čia mus atkėlusio Asirijos karaliaus Asarhadono dienų. "
Ezr 4:2 Then they came to Zerubbabel, and to the chief of the fathers, and said unto them, Let us build with you: for we seek your God, as ye do; and we do sacrifice unto him since the days of Esarhaddon king of Assur, which brought us up hither.

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