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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 17:13 Visi žmonės, tai girdėdami, bijos ir savimi pasitikėdami įžūliai daugiau nebesielgs.
De 17:13 And all the people shall hear, and fear, and do no more presumptuously.
Lk 9:33 Šiems tolstant, Petras kreipėsi į Jėzų: "Mokytojau, gera mums čia būti! Padarykime tris palapines: vieną tau, kitą Mozei ir trečią Elijui. " Jis nesižinojo, ką kalbąs.
Lu 9:33 And it came to pass, as they departed from him, Peter said unto Jesus, Master, it is good for us to be here: and let us make three tabernacles; one for thee, and one for Moses, and one for Elias: not knowing what he said.
Iš 8:24 Viešpats taip ir padarė. Musių spiečių spiečiai apniko faraono rūmus ir jo pareigūnų namus. Žemė visame Egipto krašte buvo nuniokota musių.
Ex 8:24 And the LORD did so; and there came a grievous swarm of flies into the house of Pharaoh, and into his servants' houses, and into all the land of Egypt: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm of flies.
Lk 23:6 Tai išgirdęs, Pilotas paklausė, ar tas vyras galilėjietis.
Lu 23:6 When Pilate heard of Galilee, he asked whether the man were a Galilaean.
Mt 2:8 ir, siųsdamas į Betliejų, tarė: "Keliaukite ir viską sužinokite apie kūdikį. Radę praneškite man, kad ir aš nuvykęs jį pagarbinčiau. "
Mat 2:8 And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said, Go and search diligently for the young child; and when ye have found him, bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also.
1Kar 18:20 Ahabas išsiuntė žmones pašaukti visų izraelitų ir surinko pranašus ant Karmelio kalno.
1Ki 18:20 So Ahab sent unto all the children of Israel, and gathered the prophets together unto mount Carmel.
Zch 12:2 "Štai padarysiu Jeruzalę svaigulio taure visoms aplinkinėms tautoms apstulbinti. Ji bus tokia pat ir Judui, Jeruzalės apgultam.
Zec 12:2 Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.
2Krn 33:4 Jis pastatė aukurus net Viešpaties Namuose, apie kuriuos Viešpats buvo pasakęs: "Mano vardas bus Jeruzalėje amžinai";
2Ch 33:4 Also he built altars in the house of the LORD, whereof the LORD had said, In Jerusalem shall my name be for ever.
Jl 1:3 Pasakokite apie tai savo vaikams, jūsų vaikai tepasakoja savo vaikams, o jų vaikai ­ tolesnei kartai.
Joe 1:3 Tell ye your children of it, and let your children tell their children, and their children another generation.
Įst 4:49 drauge su visa Araba rytinėje Jordano pusėje iki pat Arabos jūros Pisgos šlaitų papėdėje.
De 4:49 And all the plain on this side Jordan eastward, even unto the sea of the plain, under the springs of Pisgah.
Jok 2:1 Mano broliai, nesutepkite mūsų šlovingojo Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus tikėjimo atsižvelgimu į asmenis.
Ja 2:1 My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.
Ez 1:9 Jų sparnai lietė vienas kitą. Eidami jie nesigręžiojo, kiekvienas gyvūnas ėjo tiesiai į priekį.
Eze 1:9 Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.
Pat 18:19 Įžeistą brolį sunkiau laimėti negu stiprų miestą, o jo priešiškumas­ kaip tvirtovės užkarda.
Pr 18:19 A brother offended is harder to be won than a strong city: and their contentions are like the bars of a castle.
Įst 4:15 Kadangi jūs nematėte jokio pavidalo, kai Viešpats kalbėjo iš ugnies prie Horebo, būkite atidūs ir nuoširdžiai saugokitės,
De 4:15 Take ye therefore good heed unto yourselves; for ye saw no manner of similitude on the day that the LORD spake unto you in Horeb out of the midst of the fire:
Apd 13:40 Tad pasisaugokite, kad jums nepritaptų pranašų žodis:
Ac 13:40 Beware therefore, lest that come upon you, which is spoken of in the prophets;
Jer 14:15 Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: "Pranašai, pranašaujantys mano vardu, nors aš jų nesiunčiau, nesiliaujantys skelbti: ‘Kalavijas ir badas neištiks šio krašto! ’ ­ patys galą gaus nuo kalavijo ir bado.
Jer 14:15 Therefore thus saith the LORD concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed.
1Sam 14:3 drauge su efodą nešiojančiu Ahitubo sūnumi Ahija, Ikabodo broliu, Viešpaties kunigo Šilojyje Elio sūnaus Finehaso sūnumi. Žmonės nežinojo, kad Jehonatanas buvo išėjęs.
1Sa 14:3 And Ahiah, the son of Ahitub, Ichabod's brother, the son of Phinehas, the son of Eli, the LORD's priest in Shiloh, wearing an ephod. And the people knew not that Jonathan was gone.
Ps 104:17 Paukščiai sukasi juose gūžtas, gandras medyje kraunasi lizdą.
Ps 104:17 Where the birds make their nests: as for the stork, the fir trees are her house.
Sk 6:25 Viešpats tenušviečia tave savo veiduir tebūna tau maloningas!
Nu 6:25 The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
Kun 14:33 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei ir Aaronui, tardamas:
Le 14:33 And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,

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