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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 36:19 Kur Hamato ir Arpado dievai? Kur Sefarvaimų dievai? Kur Samarijos dievai? Ar išgelbėjo jie Samariją nuo manęs?
Isa 36:19 Where are the gods of Hamath and Arphad? where are the gods of Sepharvaim? and have they delivered Samaria out of my hand?
Pat 30:32 Jeigu buvai toks kvailas, kad įžūliai elgeisi, ar buvai pinklių spendėjas, stabtelk ir pagalvok!
Pr 30:32 If thou hast done foolishly in lifting up thyself, or if thou hast thought evil, lay thine hand upon thy mouth.
Apd 8:35 Tuomet, atvėręs lūpas ir pradėjęs nuo to skirsnio, Pilypas jam paskelbė gerąją naujieną apie Jėzų.
Ac 8:35 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus.
Mt 13:32 Nors jis mažiausias iš visų sėklų, bet užaugęs esti didesnis už daržoves ir pavirsta medeliu; net padangių sparnuočiai atskrenda ir susisuka lizdus jo šakose. "
Mat 13:32 Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.
Ez 14:5 idant apčiuopčiau Izraelio namus jų širdyje. Dėl visų savo stabų jie visi atsiskyrė nuo manęs! ’
Eze 14:5 That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols.
Lk 5:16 O jis traukdavosi į nuošalesnes vietas melstis.
Lu 5:16 And he withdrew himself into the wilderness, and prayed.
Am 9:3 Nors jie slėptųsi ant Karmelio viršūnės, surasiu juos ten ir paimsiu. Nors jie slėptųsi nuo mano akių jūros dugne, paliepsiu slibinui , kad jiems įgeltų.
Am 9:3 And though they hide themselves in the top of Carmel, I will search and take them out thence; and though they be hid from my sight in the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them:
Job 39:27 Argi tavo įsakymu erelis sklandoir aukštai suka lizdą?
Job 39:27 Doth the eagle mount up at thy command, and make her nest on high?
Ts 15:5 Uždegęs deglus, paleido lapes į nepjautus filistinų javus ir padegė gubas, dar nepjautus javus, vynuogynus bei alyvmedžių sodus.
Judg 15:5 And when he had set the brands on fire, he let them go into the standing corn of the Philistines, and burnt up both the shocks, and also the standing corn, with the vineyards and olives.
Iz 10:30 Šauk visu balsu, Galimų dukterie! Įsiklausyk, Laiša! Atsiliepk jai, Anatote!
Isa 10:30 Lift up thy voice, O daughter of Gallim: cause it to be heard unto Laish, O poor Anathoth.
Neh 12:13 Ezros kilties ­ Mešulamas, Amarijos kilties ­ Johananas,
Ne 12:13 Of Ezra, Meshullam; of Amariah, Jehohanan;
Neh 11:13 ir jo broliai, kilčių galvos, iš viso du šimtai keturiasdešimt du, ir Imero sūnaus Mešilemoto sūnaus Achzajo sūnaus Azarelio sūnus Amašsajas
Ne 11:13 And his brethren, chief of the fathers, two hundred forty and two: and Amashai the son of Azareel, the son of Ahasai, the son of Meshillemoth, the son of Immer,
Pr 20:3 Naktį sapne Dievas atėjo pas Abimelechą ir sakė jam: "Tu mirsi dėl moters, kurią pasiėmei, nes tai ištekėjusi moteris. "
Ge 20:3 But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife.
Ps 125:3 Nedorėlių skeptras niekada neslėgs krašto, skirto teisiesiems, idant teisieji netiestų rankų nedorumui.
Ps 125:3 For the rod of the wicked shall not rest upon the lot of the righteous; lest the righteous put forth their hands unto iniquity.
Iz 15:4 Hešbonas ir Elealė šaukiasi pagalbos, jų šauksmas girdėti net Jahace. Dėl to net Moabo kariai virto bailiais, jų drąsa dingo.
Isa 15:4 And Heshbon shall cry, and Elealeh: their voice shall be heard even unto Jahaz: therefore the armed soldiers of Moab shall cry out; his life shall be grievous unto him.
Sof 2:6 Tu, keretų pajūri, virsi ganyklomis, piemenų lankomis ir kaimenių aptvarais.
Zep 2:6 And the sea coast shall be dwellings and cottages for shepherds, and folds for flocks.
Rut 2:11 Boazas paaiškino jai: "Aš gerai žinau visa, ką esi padariusi savo anytai po vyro mirties: tu palikai savo tėvą ir motiną, gimtąjį kraštą ir šeimą, atėjai pas tautą, kurios anksčiau nepažinojai.
Ru 2:11 And Boaz answered and said unto her, It hath fully been shewed me, all that thou hast done unto thy mother in law since the death of thine husband: and how thou hast left thy father and thy mother, and the land of thy nativity, and art come unto a people which thou knewest not heretofore.
Iš 18:1 Mozės uošvis Jetras, Midjano kunigas, išgirdo visa, ką Dievas buvo padaręs Mozei ir savo tautai Izraeliui ir kaip Viešpats išvedė Izraelį iš Egipto.
Ex 18:1 When Jethro, the priest of Midian, Moses' father in law, heard of all that God had done for Moses, and for Israel his people, and that the LORD had brought Israel out of Egypt;
1Kor 10:31 Ar valgote, ar geriate, ar šiaip ką darote, visa darykite Dievo garbei.
1C 10:31 Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
Pat 4:14 Nekelk kojos ant nedorų žmonių tako, neik nedorėlių keliu.
Pr 4:14 Enter not into the path of the wicked, and go not in the way of evil men.

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