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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 20:25 Tad paimk Aaroną ir jo sūnų Eleazarą, užvesk juos ant Horo kalno,
Nu 20:25 Take Aaron and Eleazar his son, and bring them up unto mount Hor:
Est 1:13 Nedelsdamas karalius pasitarė su išminčiais, išmanančiais įstatymus. Mat karaliui buvo įprasta kreiptis į visus, kurie išmanė įstatymus ir papročius.
Es 1:13 Then the king said to the wise men, which knew the times, (for so was the king's manner toward all that knew law and judgment:
Apd 25:27 Mat, man rodos, neprotinga siųsti kalinį, nenurodant kaltinimo. "
Ac 25:27 For it seemeth to me unreasonable to send a prisoner, and not withal to signify the crimes laid against him.
Dan 6:24 Karalius įsakė, kad būtų atvesti tie vyrai, kurie apšmeižė Danielių, ir įmesti į liūtų duobę jie, jų vaikai ir žmonos. Jiems net nepasiekus duobės dugno, liūtai griebė juos ir sutriuškino visus jų kaulus.
Da 6:24 And the king commanded, and they brought those men which had accused Daniel, and they cast them into the den of lions, them, their children, and their wives; and the lions had the mastery of them, and brake all their bones in pieces or ever they came at the bottom of the den.
1Pt 4:13 Verčiau džiaukitės dalyvaudami Kristaus kentėjimuose, kad ir tada, kai jo šlovė apsireikš, galėtumėte džiūgauti ir linksmintis.
1P 4:13 But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.
Ef 1:7 kuriame turime atpirkimą jo kraujuir nuodėmių atleidimą jo malonės gausa.
Ep 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;
Jer 17:24 O dabar, jeigu manęs nuoširdžiai paklausysite, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ir šabo dieną nešulio pro šio miesto vartus nenešite, švęsite šabą ir susilaikysite nuo bet kokio darbo,
Jer 17:24 And it shall come to pass, if ye diligently hearken unto me, saith the LORD, to bring in no burden through the gates of this city on the sabbath day, but hallow the sabbath day, to do no work therein;
2Krn 25:27 Nuo to laiko, kai Amacijas pasitraukė nuo Viešpaties, buvo surengtas prieš jį sąmokslas Jeruzalėje. Užtat jis pabėgo į Lachišą. Bet buvo pasiųsti vyrai jo vytis, ir jie ten nužudė jį.
2Ch 25:27 Now after the time that Amaziah did turn away from following the LORD they made a conspiracy against him in Jerusalem; and he fled to Lachish: but they sent to Lachish after him, and slew him there.
Pr 46:7 Jis atsivedė į Egiptą savo sūnus, dukteris ir sūnų dukteris ­ visus savo palikuonis.
Ge 46:7 His sons, and his sons' sons with him, his daughters, and his sons' daughters, and all his seed brought he with him into Egypt.
Joz 6:25 Tik ištvirkėlę Rahabą ir jos tėvo šeimą bei visus gimines Jozuė paliko gyvus. Jos šeima ligi šiol tebegyvena Izraelyje, nes ji slėpė Jozuės siųstus pasiuntinius Jericho išžvalgyti.
Jos 6:25 And Joshua saved Rahab the harlot alive, and her father's household, and all that she had; and she dwelleth in Israel even unto this day; because she hid the messengers, which Joshua sent to spy out Jericho.
2Sam 21:16 Vienas iš milžinų palikuonių, Išbi Benobas, bandė Dovydą užmušti. Jo bronzinė ietis svėrė tris šimtus šekelių, ir jis turėjo prisijuosęs naują kalaviją.
2Sa 21:16 And Ishbibenob, which was of the sons of the giant, the weight of whose spear weighed three hundred shekels of brass in weight, he being girded with a new sword, thought to have slain David.
Įst 14:12 Bet yra tokių, kurių nevalgysite : erelis, avėdra, jūrų erelis,
De 14:12 But these are they of which ye shall not eat: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
Ts 20:45 Jie apsisuko ir bėgo Rimono uolos link, bet izraelitai nuskynė kitus penkis tūkstančius kelyje ir, vydamiesi įkandin iki pat Gidomo, užmušė dar du tūkstančius.
Judg 20:45 And they turned and fled toward the wilderness unto the rock of Rimmon: and they gleaned of them in the highways five thousand men; and pursued hard after them unto Gidom, and slew two thousand men of them.
Pr 19:11 O žmones, buvusius prie namų durų ­ jaunus ir senus ­ jie nuplieskė tokia akinančia šviesa, kad veltui šie stengėsi surasti duris.
Ge 19:11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
Pr 36:39 Achboro sūnus Baal Hananas mirė, ir Hadaras tapo vietoj jo karaliumi; jo miesto vardas buvo Pavas. Jo žmona, Me Zahabo dukters Matredos duktė, vadinosi Mehetabelė.
Ge 36:39 And Baalhanan the son of Achbor died, and Hadar reigned in his stead: and the name of his city was Pau; and his wife's name was Mehetabel, the daughter of Matred, the daughter of Mezahab.
Ps 37:11 O romieji paveldės žemęir gėrėsis gausia gerove.
Ps 37:11 But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.
Jn 8:1 Jėzus nuėjo į Alyvų kalną.
Jo 8:1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
Jer 51:18 Jie nieko neverti, juoko darbas; jų bausmės metu jie žus.
Jer 51:18 They are vanity, the work of errors: in the time of their visitation they shall perish.
1Pt 4:16 Bet jei nukenčia kaip krikščionis, tegul nesigėdija, o tegarbina šiuo vardu Dievą.
1P 4:16 Yet if any man suffer as a Christian, let him not be ashamed; but let him glorify God on this behalf.
Žyd 12:5 Nejaugi būsite užmiršę paguodos žodžius, pasakytus jums kaip sūnums: Mano sūnau, nepaniekink Viešpaties auklybosir nenusimink jo baramas,
He 12:5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:

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