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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 24:3 Tada Viešpats man tarė: "Ką tu matai, Jeremijau? " ­ "Figas, ­ atsakiau. ­ Gerosios figos ­ labai geros, bet prastosios ­ labai blogos, tokios blogos, jog jau nebevalgomos. "
Jer 24:3 Then said the LORD unto me, What seest thou, Jeremiah? And I said, Figs; the good figs, very good; and the evil, very evil, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Ezd 9:1 Visa tai įvykdžius, priėjo prie manęs pareigūnai, tardami: "Nei Izraelio žmonės, nei kunigai, nei levitai nesilaikė atokiai nuo šalies tautų, kurių bjaurūs papročiai panašūs į kanaaniečių, hetitų, perizų, jebusiečių, amonitų, moabitų, egiptiečių ir aramėjų papročius.
Ezr 9:1 Now when these things were done, the princes came to me, saying, The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, doing according to their abominations, even of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.
Gg 7:13 Mandragora jau kvepia, geriausi vaisiai ­ prie mūsų durų; tau juos išsaugojau, mano mylimasis, šviežius ir džiovintus.
SS 7:13 The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.
Ps 31:19 Koks nuostabus tavo gerumas, sukauptas tiems, kurie tavęs pagarbiai bijo, ir teikiamas tiems, kurie ieško tavo užuovėjos, visiems žmonėms matant!
Ps 31:19 Oh how great is thy goodness, which thou hast laid up for them that fear thee; which thou hast wrought for them that trust in thee before the sons of men!
Ez 43:20 Paėmęs jo kraujo, pavilgysi juo keturis aukuro ragus, keturis briaunos kampus ir apvadą aplinkui; taip apvalysi jį ir išpirksi.
Eze 43:20 And thou shalt take of the blood thereof, and put it on the four horns of it, and on the four corners of the settle, and upon the border round about: thus shalt thou cleanse and purge it.
2Sam 10:10 o likusius kareivius, pavedęs savo broliui Abišajui vadovauti, išrikiavo prieš amonitus.
2Sa 10:10 And the rest of the people he delivered into the hand of Abishai his brother, that he might put them in array against the children of Ammon.
1Sam 14:10 Bet jei jie sakys: ‘Palypėkite pas mus! ’ ­ tuomet mudu palypėsime, nes Viešpats atiduoda juos mums į rankas. Tai mums bus ženklas. "
1Sa 14:10 But if they say thus, Come up unto us; then we will go up: for the LORD hath delivered them into our hand: and this shall be a sign unto us.
Sk 36:13 Tokie tat yra įsakymai ir įsakai, kuriuos Viešpats davė izraelitams per Mozę Moabo lygumose prie Jordano netoli Jericho.
Nu 36:13 These are the commandments and the judgments, which the LORD commanded by the hand of Moses unto the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Pr 19:2 tarė: "Mano viešpačiai, prašyčiau užsukti į savo tarno namus pernakvoti ir nusiplauti kojas. Anksti galėsite keltis ir keliauti toliau savo keliu. " Bet jie atsakė: "Ne. Praleisime naktį aikštėje. "
Ge 19:2 And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
1Sam 8:19 Žmonės atsisakė klausyti Samuelio balso. Jie sakė: "Ne! Mums turi būti karalius,
1Sa 8:19 Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us;
Kun 19:7 Jeigu ji iš viso būtų valgoma trečią dieną, ji bus pasibjaurėtina. Ji nebus maloni.
Le 19:7 And if it be eaten at all on the third day, it is abominable; it shall not be accepted.
Kun 19:9 Kai pjaunate savo krašto derlių, nepjausi iki pat savo lauko pakraščių nei rinksi likusias derliaus varpas.
Le 19:9 And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou gather the gleanings of thy harvest.
Iš 17:4 Mozė šaukėsi Viešpaties ir sakė: "Ką turiu daryti su šia tauta? Dar truputį, ir jie ims mane akmenimis mušti. "
Ex 17:4 And Moses cried unto the LORD, saying, What shall I do unto this people? they be almost ready to stone me.
Lk 4:21 Ir jis pradėjo jiems kalbėti: "Šiandien išsipildė ką tik jūsų girdėti Rašto žodžiai. "
Lu 4:21 And he began to say unto them, This day is this scripture fulfilled in your ears.
1Sam 17:39 Dovydas virš drabužių prisijuosė jo kalaviją. Jis bandė eiti, bet veltui, nes nebuvo prie jų įpratęs. Dovydas tarė Sauliui: "Negaliu su jais paeiti, nes nesu pratęs. " Tad jis nusivilko,
1Sa 17:39 And David girded his sword upon his armour, and he assayed to go; for he had not proved it. And David said unto Saul, I cannot go with these; for I have not proved them. And David put them off him.
Įst 6:12 rūpinkis neužmiršti Viešpaties, išvedusio tave iš Egipto žemės, iš vergijos namų.
De 6:12 Then beware lest thou forget the LORD, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
Ez 12:22 "Žmogau, ką reiškia Izraelio žemėje jūsų patarlė: ‘Dienos prabėga, ir regėjimai nueina niekais’?
Eze 12:22 Son of man, what is that proverb that ye have in the land of Israel, saying, The days are prolonged, and every vision faileth?
Pr 23:5 Hetitai atsakė Abraomui:
Ge 23:5 And the children of Heth answered Abraham, saying unto him,
Ps 73:6 Užtat išdidumas ­ jų karoliai, smurtu jie apsigaubia lyg drabužiu.
Ps 73:6 Therefore pride compasseth them about as a chain; violence covereth them as a garment.
1Sam 17:8 Sustojęs prieš Izraelio gretas, Galijotas šaukė joms, tardamas: "Kodėl turėtumėte stoti į kovą? Argi aš ne filistinas, o jūs argi ne Sauliaus tarnai? Išsirinkite iš savo tarpo vyrą, testoja jis prieš mane.
1Sa 17:8 And he stood and cried unto the armies of Israel, and said unto them, Why are ye come out to set your battle in array? am not I a Philistine, and ye servants to Saul? choose you a man for you, and let him come down to me.

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