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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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2Kar 15:22 Menahemas užmigo su savo protėviais, ir vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Pekachija.
2Ki 15:22 And Menahem slept with his fathers; and Pekahiah his son reigned in his stead.
Įst 24:20 Kai nupurtai alyvmedžius, neisi antrąkart per jų šakas. Tai bus ateiviui, našlaičiui ir našlei.
De 24:20 When thou beatest thine olive tree, thou shalt not go over the boughs again: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow.
Kun 24:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Le 24:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Job 31:30 tai juk neleidau savo lūpoms nusidėtiir prakeikimu linkėti jam mirties.
Job 31:30 Neither have I suffered my mouth to sin by wishing a curse to his soul.
Ez 20:26 Suteršiau juos jų pačių dovanomis ­ visų jų pirmagimių aukojimu, idant taip juos sukrėsčiau, kad žinotų, jog aš esu Viešpats. ’
Eze 20:26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the LORD.
Iš 12:32 Varykitės ir savo kaimenes, ir savo bandas, kaip reikalavote. Nešdinkitės! Ir palaiminkite mane! "
Ex 12:32 Also take your flocks and your herds, as ye have said, and be gone; and bless me also.
Ez 29:20 Jam atidaviau Egipto žemę kaip užmokestį, kurį jis užsidirbo, nes triūsė man, ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 29:20 I have given him the land of Egypt for his labour wherewith he served against it, because they wrought for me, saith the Lord GOD.
Ezd 2:65 neskaitant jų tarnų bei tarnaičių, kurių buvo septyni tūkstančiai trys šimtai trisdešimt septyni. Jie turėjo ir du šimtus giesmininkų bei giesmininkių.
Ezr 2:65 Beside their servants and their maids, of whom there were seven thousand three hundred thirty and seven: and there were among them two hundred singing men and singing women.
1Krn 8:34 Jehonatano sūnus buvo Merib Baalas, o Merib Baalui gimė Michėjas.
1Ch 8:34 And the son of Jonathan was Meribbaal; and Meribbaal begat Micah.
Pat 22:3 Gudrus žmogus nuvokia pavojų ir vengia jo, o neišmanėliai eina priekin ir nukenčia.
Pr 22:3 A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.
1Kar 18:14 O dabar tu sakai: ‘Eik ir pasakyk savo valdovui: Elijas čia! ’ Juk jis tikrai mane užmuš. "
1Ki 18:14 And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here: and he shall slay me.
Pr 29:18 Kadangi jau buvo pamilęs Rachelę, Jokūbas atsakė: "Tarnausiu tau septynerius metus už tavo jaunesniąją dukterį. "
Ge 29:18 And Jacob loved Rachel; and said, I will serve thee seven years for Rachel thy younger daughter.
Oz 11:12 Efraimas apsupo mane melu, Izraelio namai ­ apgaule, bet Judas dar eina su Dievuir yra ištikimas Šventajam.
Ho 11:12 Ephraim compasseth me about with lies, and the house of Israel with deceit: but Judah yet ruleth with God, and is faithful with the saints.
Ps 111:2 ג Kokie nuostabūs Viešpaties darbai! ד Visi, kurie jais žavisi, nori suprasti.
Ps 111:2 The works of the LORD are great, sought out of all them that have pleasure therein.
Tit 3:7 kad, jo malone nuteisinti, viltimi taptume amžinojo gyvenimo paveldėtojais.
Ti 3:7 That being justified by his grace, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life.
Ez 19:6 Jis sėlino vogčiomis tarp liūtųir tapo jaunu liūtu. Jis išmoko pasigauti grobįir rijo žmones.
Eze 19:6 And he went up and down among the lions, he became a young lion, and learned to catch the prey, and devoured men.
Ps 71:18 Tad nepalik manęs, Dieve, net žilos senatvės sulaukusio; būk su manimi, kol skelbiu tavo galybęvisoms būsimoms kartoms. Tavo jėga
Ps 71:18 Now also when I am old and greyheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shewed thy strength unto this generation, and thy power to every one that is to come.
2Pt 2:10 ypač tuos, kurie, pasidavę kūnui, pasineria nešvariuose geismuose ir paniekina Viešpatystę. Įžūlūs akiplėšos! Jie nesudreba, piktžodžiaudami šlovingiesiems ,
2P 2:10 But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.
1Sam 14:35 O Saulius pastatė Viešpačiui aukurą. Tai buvo pirmas aukuras, kurį jis pastatė Viešpačiui.
1Sa 14:35 And Saul built an altar unto the LORD: the same was the first altar that he built unto the LORD.
2Krn 31:2 Ezekijas atkūrė kunigų ir levitų padalas pagal jų tarnybą, kiekvieną kunigą ir levitą pagal jo tarnybą, atnašauti deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas, tarnauti, dėkoti ir giedojimu šlovinti Viešpaties stovyklos vartuose.
2Ch 31:2 And Hezekiah appointed the courses of the priests and the Levites after their courses, every man according to his service, the priests and Levites for burnt offerings and for peace offerings, to minister, and to give thanks, and to praise in the gates of the tents of the LORD.

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