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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 29:5 ir visiems meistrų darbams atlikti, aukso daiktams iš aukso ir sidabro daiktams iš sidabro. Kas dar, atsiduodamas Viešpačiui, šiandien su noru aukos? "
1Ch 29:5 The gold for things of gold, and the silver for things of silver, and for all manner of work to be made by the hands of artificers. And who then is willing to consecrate his service this day unto the LORD?
2Sam 8:18 Jehojados sūnus Benajas ­ keretų ir peletų galva, o Dovydo sūnūs ­ kunigai.
2Sa 8:18 And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada was over both the Cherethites and the Pelethites; and David's sons were chief rulers.
Pat 22:6 Kuriuo keliu eiti, mokyk dar jaunuolį; jis nenukryps nuo jo net kai pasens.
Pr 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
Zch 8:5 Miestas bus pilnasberniukų ir mergaičių, žaidžiančių jo gatvėse. ’
Zec 8:5 And the streets of the city shall be full of boys and girls playing in the streets thereof.
Jer 51:30 Babilono galiūnai liovėsi kovojęir lindi savo tvirtovėse. Išseko jų drąsa, jie elgiasi kaip moterys. Dega pastatai, sulaužytos vartų velkės.
Jer 51:30 The mighty men of Babylon have forborn to fight, they have remained in their holds: their might hath failed; they became as women: they have burned her dwellingplaces; her bars are broken.
2Krn 6:20 Tebūna atviros tavo akys dieną ir naktį šiems Namams ­ buveinei, kurioje tu apgyvendinai savo vardą, kad išklausytum maldą, kai tavo tarnas melsis šioje vietoje.
2Ch 6:20 That thine eyes may be open upon this house day and night, upon the place whereof thou hast said that thou wouldest put thy name there; to hearken unto the prayer which thy servant prayeth toward this place.
Mt 23:34 Todėl štai siunčiu pas jus pranašų, išminčių ir Rašto aiškintojų. Vienus jų jūs užmušite ir nukryžiuosite, kitus plaksite sinagogose ir persekiosite nuo miesto iki miesto,
Mat 23:34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
Lk 11:47 Vargas jums! Jūs statote pranašams paminklus, o jūsų tėvai juos žudė!
Lu 11:47 Woe unto you! for ye build the sepulchres of the prophets, and your fathers killed them.
Rom 11:9 Ir Dovydas sako: Jų vaišių stalas tepavirsta spąstais, žabangais, suklupimo pinklėmis ir atpildu.
Ro 11:9 And David saith, Let their table be made a snare, and a trap, and a stumblingblock, and a recompence unto them:
2Krn 9:23 Visi žemės karaliai stengėsi pamatyti Saliamoną, norėdami išgirsti išmintį, kurią Dievas buvo įdėjęs jam į širdį.
2Ch 9:23 And all the kings of the earth sought the presence of Solomon, to hear his wisdom, that God had put in his heart.
1Kor 11:24 padėkojęs laužė ir tarė: "Tai yra mano kūnas už jus . Tai darykite mano atminimui. "
1C 11:24 And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me.
2Jn 1:9 Kas tik peržengia ribą ir nesilaiko Kristaus mokslo, neturi Dievo. Kas laikosi mokslo, tas turi ir Tėvą, ir Sūnų.
2J 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
Koh 9:4 Iš tikrųjų žmogus gyvųjų draugėje turi viltį: verčiau būti gyvu šunimi, negu negyvu liūtu!
Ec 9:4 For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.
Lk 18:6 Ir Viešpats pridūrė: "Įsidėmėkite, ką pasakė tas nesąžiningas teisėjas.
Lu 18:6 And the Lord said, Hear what the unjust judge saith.
1Pt 5:2 ganykite jums patikėtą Dievo kaimenę ne iš prievartos, bet su noru, kaip Dievui patinka, ne dėl bjauraus pelno, bet gera valia,
1P 5:2 Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;
Iš 3:13 "Betgi, ­ Mozė sakė Dievui, ­ kai nueisiu pas izraelitus ir sakysiu jiems: ‘Jūsų protėvių Dievas atsiuntė mane pas jus’, o jie manęs klaus: ‘Koks jo vardas? ’ ­ ką aš jiems pasakysiu? "
Ex 3:13 And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
1Sam 19:10 Saulius bandė prismeigti ietimi Dovydą prie sienos, bet Dovydas išvengė Sauliaus smūgio, ir ietis įsmigo į sieną. Dovydas ištrūko ir tą naktį išsigelbėjo.
1Sa 19:10 And Saul sought to smite David even to the wall with the javelin: but he slipped away out of Saul's presence, and he smote the javelin into the wall: and David fled, and escaped that night.
Ps 107:30 Jie džiaugėsi nurimusia jūra, ir jis nuvedė juos į jų prekybos uostą.
Ps 107:30 Then are they glad because they be quiet; so he bringeth them unto their desired haven.
2Pt 1:11 Šitaip dar plačiau atsivers jums vartai į amžinąją mūsų Viešpaties ir Gelbėtojo Jėzaus Kristaus karalystę.
2P 1:11 For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
Ps 24:9 Atkelkite savo sąvaras, vartai! Plačiai atsidarykite, amžinosios durys, kad įžengtų Garbės karalius!
Ps 24:9 Lift up your heads, O ye gates; even lift them up, ye everlasting doors; and the King of glory shall come in.

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