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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 4:11 Jūs atėjote ir stovėjote prie kalno papėdės. Kalnas liepsnojo ugnimi iki pat dangaus; jį gaubė tirštas tamsus debesis.
De 4:11 And ye came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire unto the midst of heaven, with darkness, clouds, and thick darkness.
Ts 5:1 Tą dieną Debora ir Abinoamo sūnus Barakas giedojo:
Judg 5:1 Then sang Deborah and Barak the son of Abinoam on that day, saying,
Jn 18:35 Pilotas tarė: "Bene aš žydas? ! Tavoji tauta ir aukštieji kunigai man tave įskundė. Sakyk, ką esi padaręs! "
Jo 18:35 Pilate answered, Am I a Jew? Thine own nation and the chief priests have delivered thee unto me: what hast thou done?
Mk 2:2 ir tiek daug prisirinko, jog nė prie durų nebeliko vietos. O jis skelbė jiems žodį.
Mar 2:2 And straightway many were gathered together, insomuch that there was no room to receive them, no, not so much as about the door: and he preached the word unto them.
Lk 15:23 Atveskite nupenėtą veršį ir papjaukite! Puotaukime, linksminkimės!
Lu 15:23 And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
Jer 37:10 Net jeigu nugalėtumėte visą su jumis kovojančią chaldėjų kariuomenę ir būtų išlikę tik sunkiai sužeistieji savo palapinėse, net tie atsikėlę galėtų sunaikinti šį miestą ugnimi. ’"
Jer 37:10 For though ye had smitten the whole army of the Chaldeans that fight against you, and there remained but wounded men among them, yet should they rise up every man in his tent, and burn this city with fire.
Job 17:8 Dorus žmones tai stebina. Nekaltasis piktinasi nedorėliu,
Job 17:8 Upright men shall be astonied at this, and the innocent shall stir up himself against the hypocrite.
2Krn 5:8 Kerubai buvo taip išskleidę sparnus virš vietos, skirtos Skryniai, kad kerubai uždengė iš viršaus Skrynią ir jos kartis.
2Ch 5:8 For the cherubims spread forth their wings over the place of the ark, and the cherubims covered the ark and the staves thereof above.
1Kar 5:2 Saliamonas pasiuntė Hiramui tokį žodį:
1Ki 5:2 And Solomon sent to Hiram, saying,
2Krn 27:3 Jis pastatė Viešpaties Namų Aukštutinius vartus ir daug statė ant Ofelio sienos.
2Ch 27:3 He built the high gate of the house of the LORD, and on the wall of Ophel he built much.
Mt 23:4 Jie riša sunkias, nepakeliamas naštas ir krauna žmonėms ant pečių, o patys nenori jų nė pirštu pajudinti.
Mat 23:4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.
Lk 4:21 Ir jis pradėjo jiems kalbėti: "Šiandien išsipildė ką tik jūsų girdėti Rašto žodžiai. "
Lu 4:21 And he began to say unto them, This day is this scripture fulfilled in your ears.
Ez 37:13 Jūs žinosite, kad aš esu Viešpats, kai atversiu jūsų kapus ir prikelsiu jus iš jūsų kapų, mano tauta!
Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves,
Mt 19:15 Ir, uždėjęs ant jų rankas, jis keliavo toliau.
Mat 19:15 And he laid his hands on them, and departed thence.
Lk 21:4 Anie visi metė į aukų skrynią iš to, kas jiems atlieka, o ji iš savo neturto įmetė viską, ką turėjo pragyvenimui. "
Lu 21:4 For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had.
Lk 22:24 Tarp jų kilo ginčas, kuris iš jų galėtų būti laikomas didžiausiu.
Lu 22:24 And there was also a strife among them, which of them should be accounted the greatest.
1Kar 6:36 Vidaus kiemo sieną jis pastatė iš trijų eilių tašytų akmenų ir vienos eilės kedro rąstų.
1Ki 6:36 And he built the inner court with three rows of hewed stone, and a row of cedar beams.
Job 23:10 Bet jis žino kiekvieną mano žingsnį! Teištiria mane ugnimi, išeisiu tarsi grynas auksas.
Job 23:10 But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.
Iz 20:6 Tą dieną šio pajūrio gyventojai sakys: "Žiūrėkite, kas nutiko tiems, kuriais pasitikėjome ir pas kuriuos bėgome, ieškodami išgelbėjimo nuo Asirijos karaliaus! Kaip išsigelbėti dabar? "
Isa 20:6 And the inhabitant of this isle shall say in that day, Behold, such is our expectation, whither we flee for help to be delivered from the king of Assyria: and how shall we escape?
Joz 8:1 Tada Viešpats tarė Jozuei: "Nebijok ir nenuogąstauk! Pasiimk visus karius ir vėl keliauk į Ają. Žiūrėk, atiduosiu tau į rankas Ajo karalių, jo žmones ir miestą bei visą kraštą.
Jos 8:1 And the LORD said unto Joshua, Fear not, neither be thou dismayed: take all the people of war with thee, and arise, go up to Ai: see, I have given into thy hand the king of Ai, and his people, and his city, and his land:

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