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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 44:5 Vieni sakys: ‘Aš esu Viešpaties! ’ ­kiti vadinsis Jokūbo vardu, o dar kiti ant rankos užsirašys ‘Viešpaties’ir didžiuosis Izraelio vardu. "
Isa 44:5 One shall say, I am the LORD's; and another shall call himself by the name of Jacob; and another shall subscribe with his hand unto the LORD, and surname himself by the name of Israel.
Ps 37:22 Tie, kuriuos Viešpats laimina, paveldės žemę, o tie, kuriuos jis keikia, bus išvaryti.
Ps 37:22 For such as be blessed of him shall inherit the earth; and they that be cursed of him shall be cut off.
Iš 26:15 Padirbsi lentas iš akacijos medžio Padangtės sienoms pastatyti.
Ex 26:15 And thou shalt make boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood standing up.
Iš 19:9 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Žiūrėk, aš ateisiu pas tave tirštame debesyje, idant žmonės girdėtų mane su tavimi kalbantis ir visuomet pasitikėtų tavimi. "Mozei perdavus Viešpačiui žmonių žodžius,
Ex 19:9 And the LORD said unto Moses, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick cloud, that the people may hear when I speak with thee, and believe thee for ever. And Moses told the words of the people unto the LORD.
Ps 109:28 Tegu jie sau keikia, o tu laimink. Tegul dega iš gėdos mano užpuolėjai, bet tesidžiaugia tavo tarnas.
Ps 109:28 Let them curse, but bless thou: when they arise, let them be ashamed; but let thy servant rejoice.
Iš 17:6 Sakau tau, aš stovėsiu ten priešais tave ant uolos prie Horebo. Suduok į uolą, ir ištekės iš jos vandens žmonėms atsigerti. " Mozė Izraelio seniūnų akivaizdoje taip ir padarė.
Ex 17:6 Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel.
Jn 17:23 aš juose ir tu manyje, kad jie pasiektų tobulą vienybęir pasaulis pažintų, jog tu esi mane siuntęsir juos myli taip, kaip mane mylėjai.
Jo 17:23 I in them, and thou in me, that they may be made perfect in one; and that the world may know that thou hast sent me, and hast loved them, as thou hast loved me.
Iz 66:19 Duosiu jiems ženklą, o tuos iš jų, kurie bus išlikę, pasiųsiu pas tautas: Taršišą, Putą ir Ludą, Mešechą, Tubalą ir Javaną, į tolimąsias salas, kurios niekuomet negirdėjo apie mano garsą ir neregėjo mano šlovės. Jie paskelbs tautoms mano garbę.
Isa 66:19 And I will set a sign among them, and I will send those that escape of them unto the nations, to Tarshish, Pul, and Lud, that draw the bow, to Tubal, and Javan, to the isles afar off, that have not heard my fame, neither have seen my glory; and they shall declare my glory among the Gentiles.
Mt 26:63 Bet Jėzus tylėjo. Tuomet vyriausiasis kunigas jam tarė: "Prisaikdinu tave gyvuoju Dievu, kad mums pasakytum, ar tu Mesijas, Dievo Sūnus? ! "
Mat 26:63 But Jesus held his peace, And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God.
Sk 10:5 Kai pirmąkart sutrimituosite pavojų, pakils į kelionę stovyklų gretos rytų pusėje;
Nu 10:5 When ye blow an alarm, then the camps that lie on the east parts shall go forward.
2Sam 15:16 Karalius leidosi į kelionę, lydimas visos savo šeimynos, išskyrus dešimt sugulovių, kurias karalius paliko rūpintis rūmais.
2Sa 15:16 And the king went forth, and all his household after him. And the king left ten women, which were concubines, to keep the house.
Ts 1:35 Amoritai ir toliau gyveno Har Herese, Ajalone ir Šaalbimuose. Bet Juozapo namų ranka juos suvaldė, ir jie buvo priversti eiti lažą.
Judg 1:35 But the Amorites would dwell in mount Heres in Aijalon, and in Shaalbim: yet the hand of the house of Joseph prevailed, so that they became tributaries.
1Krn 29:2 Užtat aš atidėjau savo Dievo Namams, kiek pajėgiau, aukso daiktams aukso, sidabro daiktams sidabro, vario daiktams vario, geležies daiktams geležies, medžio daiktams medžio, onikso akmens ir akmens inkrustavimui, rubinų ir įvairiaspalvių akmenų, visokių brangakmenių ir gausybę marmuro.
1Ch 29:2 Now I have prepared with all my might for the house of my God the gold for things to be made of gold, and the silver for things of silver, and the brass for things of brass, the iron for things of iron, and wood for things of wood; onyx stones, and stones to be set, glistering stones, and of divers colours, and all manner of precious stones, and marble stones in abundance.
1Kar 7:13 Karalius Saliamonas pasiuntė pakviesti iš Tyro Hiramą.
1Ki 7:13 And king Solomon sent and fetched Hiram out of Tyre.
Rd 2:10 י Siono dukters seniūnaitylėdami sėdi ant žemės. Jie dulkėmis pasibarstė galvasir apsijuosė ašutine. Jeruzalės mergaitėsnuleido galvas ligi žemės.
La 2:10 The elders of the daughter of Zion sit upon the ground, and keep silence: they have cast up dust upon their heads; they have girded themselves with sackcloth: the virgins of Jerusalem hang down their heads to the ground.
Mk 5:36 Išgirdęs tuos žodžius, Jėzus sako sinagogos vyresniajam: "Nenusigąsk, vien tikėk! "
Mar 5:36 As soon as Jesus heard the word that was spoken, he saith unto the ruler of the synagogue, Be not afraid, only believe.
1Jn 4:13 Iš to pažįstame, kad pasiliekame jame ir jis mumyse: jis yra davęs mums savo Dvasios.
1J 4:13 Hereby know we that we dwell in him, and he in us, because he hath given us of his Spirit.
2Kor 11:1 O, kad jūs pakęstumėte truputėlį mano paikybės! Bet jūs ir pakenčiate.
2C 11:1 Would to God ye could bear with me a little in my folly: and indeed bear with me.
Jer 11:1 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis: "Klausykitės šios Sandoros nuostatų!
Jer 11:1 The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD saying,
Jer 18:2 "Kelkis ir eik į puodžiaus dirbtuvę. Ten perduosiu tau, ką noriu pasakyti. "
Jer 18:2 Arise, and go down to the potter's house, and there I will cause thee to hear my words.

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