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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 64:7 Bet Dievas paleidžia į juos savo strėles, ir jie staiga sužeidžiami.
Ps 64:7 But God shall shoot at them with an arrow; suddenly shall they be wounded.
Ps 119:134 Atpirk mane nuo žmonių, kurie mane engia, kad laikyčiausi tavo įsakų.
Ps 119:134 Deliver me from the oppression of man: so will I keep thy precepts.
Jer 14:14 "Ką pranašai skelbia mano vardu, tai melas! ­ atsakė man Viešpats. ­ Jų aš nesiunčiau, įgaliojimo jiems nedaviau, nieko jiems nekalbėjau. Prasimanytus regėjimus, tuščius būrimus, savo pačių vaizduotės apgaulę jie skelbia jums! "
Jer 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.
Apr 4:1 Paskui aš regėjau: štai atsivėrė vartai danguje, ir pirmasis balsas, kurį buvau girdėjęs man gaudžiant tarsi trimitą, kalbėjo: "Užženk čionai, aš tau parodysiu, kas toliau turi įvykti. "
Re 4:1 After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.
2Kar 18:7 Viešpats buvo su juo, ką tik jis imdavosi daryti, ir jam sekėsi. Jis pakėlė maištą prieš Asirijos karalių ir netarnavo jam;
2Ki 18:7 And the LORD was with him; and he prospered whithersoever he went forth: and he rebelled against the king of Assyria, and served him not.
Sk 11:7 Mana buvo panaši į koriandro sėklą, ir jos spalva buvo tarsi bdelio sakų.
Nu 11:7 And the manna was as coriander seed, and the colour thereof as the colour of bdellium.
1Kor 15:7 Po to jis pasirodė Jokūbui, paskui visiems apaštalams.
1C 15:7 After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles.
2Kar 9:5 Atėjęs žiūri, kad kariuomenės vadai tariasi. Jis tarė: "Vade, turiu tau žinią! " ­ "Kuriam iš mūsų? " ­ paklausė Jehuvas. "Tau, vade. "
2Ki 9:5 And when he came, behold, the captains of the host were sitting; and he said, I have an errand to thee, O captain. And Jehu said, Unto which of all us? And he said, To thee, O captain.
Job 20:1 Tada Cofaras Naamatietis atsakydamas tarė:
Job 20:1 Then answered Zophar the Naamathite, and said,
2Tim 1:10 Ji dabar tapo regima, pasirodžius mūsų Išganytojui Kristui Jėzui, kuris sunaikino mirtį ir nušvietė gyvenimą bei nemirtingumą savo Evangelija;
2Ti 1:10 But is now made manifest by the appearing of our Saviour Jesus Christ, who hath abolished death, and hath brought life and immortality to light through the gospel:
Pr 41:15 Faraonas tarė Juozapui: "Sapnavau sapną, ir nėra nė vieno, kas galėtų jį išaiškinti. Bet girdėjau apie tave, kad užtenka tau išgirsti sapną, ir gali jį išaiškinti. "
Ge 41:15 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I have dreamed a dream, and there is none that can interpret it: and I have heard say of thee, that thou canst understand a dream to interpret it.
Zch 14:18 Jei Egipto šeima neatkeliaus ir nenorės atvykti, ištiks ir juos ta rykštė, kuria Viešpats plaka tautas, neatkeliavusias Palapinių iškilmės švęsti.
Zec 14:18 And if the family of Egypt go not up, and come not, that have no rain; there shall be the plague, wherewith the LORD will smite the heathen that come not up to keep the feast of tabernacles.
Jer 23:14 Bet ką matau tarp Jeruzalės pranašų, tai tikrai baisu: jie svetimauja, veidmainiauja, drąsina nedorėlius, daro visa, kad niekas nesigręžtų nuo savo nedorumo. Man jie visi kaip Sodoma, jos gyventojai kaip Gomora. "
Jer 23:14 I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness; they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah.
Ts 20:19 Tada izraelitai, kitą rytą pakilę, pasistatė stovyklą prie Gibėjos.
Judg 20:19 And the children of Israel rose up in the morning, and encamped against Gibeah.
Dan 8:12 Už nuodėmę jam buvo perduotos Galybės drauge su nuolatine deginamąja auka. Jis nudrėbė žemėn tiesą, ir ką tik darė, tas jam sekėsi.
Da 8:12 And an host was given him against the daily sacrifice by reason of transgression, and it cast down the truth to the ground; and it practised, and prospered.
Pr 39:8 Jis atsisakė. "Žiūrėk, ­ tarė jis šeimininko žmonai, ­ man esant čia, mano šeimininkas niekuo nesirūpina namuose. Sudėjo man į rankas visa, ką turi.
Ge 39:8 But he refused, and said unto his master's wife, Behold, my master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and he hath committed all that he hath to my hand;
Hab 1:5 "Pasižvalgykite po tautas ir įsidėmėkite! Stebėkitės ir apstulbkite! Juk jūsų dienomis vyksta dalykas, kuriuo netikėtumėte, jei ir būtų jums pasakyta.
Hab 1:5 Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvelously: for I will work a work in your days which ye will not believe, though it be told you.
Sk 21:34 Bet Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Nebijok jo, nes aš duodu tau į rankas jį, visą jo tautą ir visą jo kraštą. Padarysi jam, ką padarei Sihonui, Hešbone gyvenusiam amoritų karaliui. "
Nu 21:34 And the LORD said unto Moses, Fear him not: for I have delivered him into thy hand, and all his people, and his land; and thou shalt do to him as thou didst unto Sihon king of the Amorites, which dwelt at Heshbon.
Jn 6:61 Jėzus, žinodamas, kad mokiniai dėl to murma, paklausė: "Jus tai piktina?
Jo 6:61 When Jesus knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, he said unto them, Doth this offend you?
Sk 32:36 Bet Nimrą ir Bet Haraną, įtvirtino miestus ir aptvarus avims.
Nu 32:36 And Bethnimrah, and Bethharan, fenced cities: and folds for sheep.

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