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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 10:8 Amonitai išžygiavo ir sustojo į kovos rikiuotę prie miesto vartų, o Cobos bei Rehobo aramėjai ir Tobo bei Maakos vyrai buvo atskirai atvirame lauke.
2Sa 10:8 And the children of Ammon came out, and put the battle in array at the entering in of the gate: and the Syrians of Zoba, and of Rehob, and Ishtob, and Maacah, were by themselves in the field.
Iš 18:20 Mokyk juos nuostatų ir įstatymų, rodyk jiems kelią, kuriuo turi eiti, ir darbus, kuriuos turi atlikti.
Ex 18:20 And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.
Ts 9:31 Jis išsiuntė pasiuntinius į Arumą pas Abimelechą pasakyti: "Žiūrėk, Ebedo sūnus Gaalas ir jo bičiuliai atėjo į Sichemą ir kelia mieste prieš tave sąmyšį.
Judg 9:31 And he sent messengers unto Abimelech privily, saying, Behold, Gaal the son of Ebed and his brethren be come to Shechem; and, behold, they fortify the city against thee.
Zch 2:9 Dabar, tikėkite manimi, aš keliu prieš juos ranką, ir jie taps savo vergų grobiu. Tuomet žinosite, kad Galybių Viešpats siuntė mane.
Zec 2:9 For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me.
1Krn 6:79 Kedemotai su ganyklomis ir Mefaatas su ganyklomis;
1Ch 6:79 Kedemoth also with her suburbs, and Mephaath with her suburbs:
Mk 1:6 Jonas vilkėjo kupranugario vilnų apdaru, o strėnas buvo susijuosęs odiniu diržu. Jis valgė skėrius ir lauko medų.
Mar 1:6 And John was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins; and he did eat locusts and wild honey;
1Sam 19:8 Vėl kilus karui, Dovydas išžygiavo kovoti su filistinais. Jis taip smarkiai juos puolė, kad jie bėgo nuo jo.
1Sa 19:8 And there was war again: and David went out, and fought with the Philistines, and slew them with a great slaughter; and they fled from him.
1Tes 3:13 kad jūsų širdys būtų tvirtos ir nepeiktino šventumo mūsų Dievo ir Tėvo akyse, kai ateis mūsų Viešpats Jėzus su visais savo šventaisiais.
1Th 3:13 To the end he may stablish your hearts unblameable in holiness before God, even our Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ with all his saints.
2Kor 6:6 pasirodome tyrumu, pažinimu, pakantumu, gerumu, Šventąja Dvasia, neveidmaininga meile,
2C 6:6 By pureness, by knowledge, by long suffering, by kindness, by the Holy Ghost, by love unfeigned,
Ez 33:30 Žinok, žmogau, tavo tautiečiai šnekasi apie tave pasieniais ir tarpduriuose. Jie sako vieni kitiems: ‘Eime pasiklausyti naujausio žodžio iš Viešpaties. ’
Eze 33:30 Also, thou son of man, the children of thy people still are talking against thee by the walls and in the doors of the houses, and speak one to another, every one to his brother, saying, Come, I pray you, and hear what is the word that cometh forth from the LORD.
Jok 1:5 Jei kuriam iš jūsų trūksta išminties, teprašo Dievą, kuris visiems dosniai duoda ir nepriekaištauja, ir jam bus suteikta.
Ja 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.
2Krn 13:19 Abija vijosi Jeroboamą ir paėmė jo miestus: Betelį su jam pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis, Ješaną su jam pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis ir Efroną su jam pavaldžiomis gyvenvietėmis.
2Ch 13:19 And Abijah pursued after Jeroboam, and took cities from him, Bethel with the towns thereof, and Jeshanah with the towns thereof, and Ephraim with the towns thereof.
Ps 78:15 Jis perskėlė uolą dykumojeir davė jiems apsčiai vandens tarsi iš bedugnės.
Ps 78:15 He clave the rocks in the wilderness, and gave them drink as out of the great depths.
Mt 22:33 Tai girdėdama, minia stebėjosi jo mokslu.
Mat 22:33 And when the multitude heard this, they were astonished at his doctrine.
Ez 42:8 Ir kambariai išorinio kiemo pusėje buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių ilgio, bet kambariai priešais šventyklą buvo šimto uolekčių ilgio.
Eze 42:8 For the length of the chambers that were in the utter court was fifty cubits: and, lo, before the temple were an hundred cubits.
Jn 14:20 Tai dienai atėjus, jūs suprasite, kad aš esu savo Tėve, ir jūs manyje, ir aš jumyse.
Jo 14:20 At that day ye shall know that I am in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you.
Joz 8:31 kaip Viešpaties tarnas Mozė buvo įsakęs izraelitams ir kaip parašyta Mozės Įstatymo knygoje: "Aukurą netašytų akmenų, nepaliestų geležiniu įrankiu", ­ ir atnašavo ant jo deginamąsias aukas bei aukojo bendravimo aukas.
Jos 8:31 As Moses the servant of the LORD commanded the children of Israel, as it is written in the book of the law of Moses, an altar of whole stones, over which no man hath lift up any iron: and they offered thereon burnt offerings unto the LORD, and sacrificed peace offerings.
Ts 8:10 Tuo laiku Zebachas ir Calmuna buvo Karkore su savo kariuomene ­ apie penkiolika tūkstančių vyrų. Tai buvo visi, išlikę iš visos Rytų žmonių kariuomenės, nes buvo žuvę šimtas dvidešimt tūkstančių kalaviją nešiojusių vyrų.
Judg 8:10 Now Zebah and Zalmunna were in Karkor, and their hosts with them, about fifteen thousand men, all that were left of all the hosts of the children of the east: for there fell an hundred and twenty thousand men that drew sword.
Lk 19:7 Tai matydami, visi murmėjo: "Pas nusidėjėlį nuėjo į svečius? "
Lu 19:7 And when they saw it, they all murmured, saying, That he was gone to be guest with a man that is a sinner.
Ez 14:5 idant apčiuopčiau Izraelio namus jų širdyje. Dėl visų savo stabų jie visi atsiskyrė nuo manęs! ’
Eze 14:5 That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols.

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