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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 106:13 Greitai jie užmiršo, ką jis buvo padaręs, ir elgėsi, nelaukdami, kol supras jo užmojį.
Ps 106:13 They soon forgat his works; they waited not for his counsel:
Ts 4:19 "Prašyčiau duoti man vandens atsigerti, nes esu ištroškęs", ­ tarė jai. Atidariusi pienmaišį, ji davė jam atsigerti ir vėl užklojo.
Judg 4:19 And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water to drink; for I am thirsty. And she opened a bottle of milk, and gave him drink, and covered him.
Mch 1:7 Bus sudaužyti visi jos drožiniai, sudegintas ugnyje visas jos kekšavimo atlygisir sunaikinti visi jos stabai. Juk kaip kekšės atlygį ji juos surinko, todėl kekšės atlygiu jie ir vėl taps.
Mic 1:7 And all the graven images thereof shall be beaten to pieces, and all the hires thereof shall be burned with the fire, and all the idols thereof will I lay desolate: for she gathered it of the hire of an harlot, and they shall return to the hire of an harlot.
Joz 22:10 Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmonės bei pusės Manaso giminės žmonės, atėję į Jordano sritį Kanaano krašte, pastatė ten prie Jordano aukurą ­ į akis krintantį aukurą!
Jos 22:10 And when they came unto the borders of Jordan, that are in the land of Canaan, the children of Reuben and the children of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh built there an altar by Jordan, a great altar to see to.
2Sam 7:12 Kai pasibaigs tavo dienos ir tu atsigulsi su savo protėviais, aš iškelsiu po tavęs palikuonį, kilusį iš tavęs, ir padarysiu tvirtą jo karalystę.
2Sa 7:12 And when thy days be fulfilled, and thou shalt sleep with thy fathers, I will set up thy seed after thee, which shall proceed out of thy bowels, and I will establish his kingdom.
1Kor 10:10 Nemurmėkite, kaip kai kurie iš jų murmėjo ir žuvo nuo naikintojo.
1C 10:10 Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer.
2Sam 16:14 Karalius ir visi su juo esantieji kareiviai pasiekė Jordaną nuvargę. Ten jie sustojo atgaivai.
2Sa 16:14 And the king, and all the people that were with him, came weary, and refreshed themselves there.
Jn 1:49 Natanaelis sušuko: "Rabi, tu Dievo Sūnus, tu Izraelio karalius! "
Jo 1:49 Nathanael answered and saith unto him, Rabbi, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.
Ezd 1:8 Persijos karalius Kyras padavė juos iždininkui Mitredatui, kuris juos perdavė Judo vadui Šešbacarui.
Ezr 1:8 Even those did Cyrus king of Persia bring forth by the hand of Mithredath the treasurer, and numbered them unto Sheshbazzar, the prince of Judah.
Sk 15:28 Kunigas atliks permaldavimą Viešpaties akivaizdoje už padariusįjį klaidą, nes jis padarė ją per neapsižiūrėjimą. Atlikus už jį permaldavimą, jam bus atleista.
Nu 15:28 And the priest shall make an atonement for the soul that sinneth ignorantly, when he sinneth by ignorance before the LORD, to make an atonement for him; and it shall be forgiven him.
Apd 12:23 Ir beregint jį ištiko Viešpaties angelas už tai, kad nedavė Dievui priklausančios garbės. Jis mirė, kirminų suėstas.
Ac 12:23 And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.
Iz 40:29 Nuvargusiam jis duoda jėgų, bejėgiui atšviežina gyvastį.
Isa 40:29 He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength.
Job 38:35 Argi gali siųsti žaibus su pavedimuir ar jie tau sakys: ‘Tavo paslaugoms! ’
Job 38:35 Canst thou send lightnings, that they may go and say unto thee, Here we are?
Pat 28:10 Žmogus, kuris veda dorus žmones į blogą kelią, pats įpuls į savo duobę, o nekaltieji gaus didelį paveldą.
Pr 28:10 Whoso causeth the righteous to go astray in an evil way, he shall fall himself into his own pit: but the upright shall have good things in possession.
Mch 1:3 Žiūrėkite! Viešpats palieka savo buveinę, jis nužengs ir eis žemės aukštumomis.
Mic 1:3 For, behold, the LORD cometh forth out of his place, and will come down, and tread upon the high places of the earth.
Sk 35:13 Miestai, kuriuos paskirsite prieglaudos miestais, turi būti šeši:
Nu 35:13 And of these cities which ye shall give six cities shall ye have for refuge.
Lk 3:8 Duokite tikrų atsivertimo vaisių! Ir nebandykite ramintis: ‘Juk mūsų tėvas ­ Abraomas. ’ Aš jums sakau, kad Dievas gali pažadinti Abraomui vaikų iš šitų akmenų.
Lu 3:8 Bring forth therefore fruits worthy of repentance, and begin not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, That God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.
Iz 51:19 Abi šios nelaimės prislėgė tave! Kas tave užjaus? Nuniokojimas ir sunaikinimas, badas ir kalavijas! Kas tave paguos?
Isa 51:19 These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee?
Iš 35:9 lazurito akmenų bei brangakmenių efodui ir krūtinės dėklui.
Ex 35:9 And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate.
Mt 13:20 Pasėlys ant uolų ­ tai tasai, kuris, girdėdamas žodį, tuojau su džiaugsmu jį priima.
Mat 13:20 But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it;

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