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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 17:15 Tada Hušajas pasakė kunigams Cadokui ir Abjatarui: "Taip ir taip patarė Ahitofelis Abšalomui ir Izraelio seniūnams. Taip ir taip patariau aš.
2Sa 17:15 Then said Hushai unto Zadok and to Abiathar the priests, Thus and thus did Ahithophel counsel Absalom and the elders of Israel; and thus and thus have I counselled.
Ps 69:33 Juk Viešpats girdi vargšusir neatstumia savųjų, esančių nelaisvėje.
Ps 69:33 For the LORD heareth the poor, and despiseth not his prisoners.
1Krn 29:12 Tu daliji turtus ir garbę, tu visa valdai. Tavo rankoje jėga ir galybė, tavo galioje kiekvienąišaukštinti ir stiprinti.
1Ch 29:12 Both riches and honour come of thee, and thou reignest over all; and in thine hand is power and might; and in thine hand it is to make great, and to give strength unto all.
2Kar 12:1 Septintais Jehuvo metais Jehoašas pradėjo karaliauti ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje keturiasdešimt metų. Jo motina buvo vardu Cibija iš Beer Šebos.
2Ki 12:1 In the seventh year of Jehu Jehoash began to reign; and forty years reigned he in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Zibiah of Beersheba.
1Krn 14:12 Filistinai buvo palikę ten savo dievus. Dovydas įsakė juos sudeginti.
1Ch 14:12 And when they had left their gods there, David gave a commandment, and they were burned with fire.
1Tes 4:9 Apie brolių meilę nebereikia jums rašyti, nes pats Dievas jus išmokė mylėti vienas kitą,
1Th 4:9 But as touching brotherly love ye need not that I write unto you: for ye yourselves are taught of God to love one another.
Lk 20:2 ir klausė jį: "Sakyk, kokia galia tai darai? Kas tau davė šitą galią? ! "
Lu 20:2 And spake unto him, saying, Tell us, by what authority doest thou these things? or who is he that gave thee this authority?
Įst 2:30 Tačiau Hešbono karalius Sihonas nenorėjo leisti mums pereiti, nes Viešpats, tavo Dievas, buvo sukietinęs jo dvasią ir padaręs jo širdį atkaklią, kad atiduotų jį tau į rankas, ką jis jau ir yra padaręs.
De 2:30 But Sihon king of Heshbon would not let us pass by him: for the LORD thy God hardened his spirit, and made his heart obstinate, that he might deliver him into thy hand, as appeareth this day.
1Krn 18:8 Iš Hadadezero miestų Tibhato ir Kūno Dovydas paėmė didelį kiekį vario. Saliamonas iš jo padirbo vario jūrą, stulpus ir vario reikmenis.
1Ch 18:8 Likewise from Tibhath, and from Chun, cities of Hadarezer, brought David very much brass, wherewith Solomon made the brasen sea, and the pillars, and the vessels of brass.
Pr 34:30 Tada Jokūbas tarė Simeonui ir Leviui: "Užkrovėte man bėdą, padarydami mane bjaurų krašto gyventojams ­ kanaaniečiams ir perizams. Skaičiumi mano vyrų yra tik keletas. Jei jie susibūrę užpuls mane, būsiu sunaikintas aš ir mano šeima. "
Ge 34:30 And Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, Ye have troubled me to make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, among the Canaanites and the Perizzites: and I being few in number, they shall gather themselves together against me, and slay me; and I shall be destroyed, I and my house.
1Kar 17:7 Ilgainiui upelis išdžiūvo, nes krašte nebuvo lietaus.
1Ki 17:7 And it came to pass after a while, that the brook dried up, because there had been no rain in the land.
Ts 4:3 Izraelitai šaukėsi Viešpaties, kad išsigelbėtų. Mat Sisera turėjo devynis šimtus geležinių kovos vežimų ir dvidešimt metų buvo nuožmiai engęs izraelitus.
Judg 4:3 And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel.
2Kor 7:7 Ir ne vien jo atvykimu, bet ir ta paguoda, kurią jis buvo patyręs iš jūsų. Jis pranešė mums apie jūsų ilgesį, dejones, jūsų rūpinimąsi manimi ir tuo dar labiau mane nudžiugino.
2C 7:7 And not by his coming only, but by the consolation wherewith he was comforted in you, when he told us your earnest desire, your mourning, your fervent mind toward me; so that I rejoiced the more.
Ps 89:51 kuriomis tavo priešai tyčiojosi, Viešpatie, kuriomis tyčiojosi iš tavo pateptojo žingsnių.
Ps 89:51 Wherewith thine enemies have reproached, O LORD; wherewith they have reproached the footsteps of thine anointed.
Est 9:9 Parmaštą, Arisają, Aridają, Vaizatą
Es 9:9 And Parmashta, and Arisai, and Aridai, and Vajezatha,
Ts 3:19 o pats sugrįžo nuo Pesilimų prie Gilgalo ir tarė: "Turiu tau šį tą slapta pasakyti, karaliau. " Pastarasis paliepė: "Išeikite! ", ­ ir visi jam tarnavusieji išėjo.
Judg 3:19 But he himself turned again from the quarries that were by Gilgal, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
Įst 28:22 Viešpats ištiks tave džiova, karštlige, uždegimu, kaitra ir sausra, kūlėmis ir miltlige; sekios tai tave įkandin, kolei nežūsi.
De 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
Ps 76:6 Tau pagrasinus, Jokūbo Dieve, ir raiteliai, ir jų ristūnai krito negyvi.
Ps 76:6 At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the chariot and horse are cast into a dead sleep.
Lk 11:33 Niekas uždegto žiburio nededa į slėptuvę ar po indu, bet stato jį į žibintuvą, kad įeinantys matytų šviesą.
Lu 11:33 No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a secret place, neither under a bushel, but on a candlestick, that they which come in may see the light.
1Kor 9:2 Jei kitiems ir nesu apaštalas, tai vis dėlto jums esu, ir mano apaštalystės patvirtinimas esate jūs Viešpatyje.
1C 9:2 If I be not an apostle unto others, yet doubtless I am to you: for the seal of mine apostleship are ye in the Lord.

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