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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 36:7 Mat jų nuosavybė buvo tapusi per didelė jiems kartu gyventi. Kraštas, kuriame jie buvo ateiviai, negalėjo jų išlaikyti su tokiomis kaimenėmis.
Ge 36:7 For their riches were more than that they might dwell together; and the land wherein they were strangers could not bear them because of their cattle.
Job 29:16 Beturčiui buvau tėvas, nepažįstamo žmogaus teises gyniau teisme.
Job 29:16 I was a father to the poor: and the cause which I knew not I searched out.
Įst 1:46 Užtat turėjote išbūti Kadeše tokį ilgą laiką.
De 1:46 So ye abode in Kadesh many days, according unto the days that ye abode there.
Jn 15:24 Jeigu nebūčiau tarp jų daręs darbų, kurių niekas kitas nėra daręs, jiems kaltės nebūtų. O dabar jie matėir vis tiek nekenčia ir manęs, ir mano Tėvo.
Jo 15:24 If I had not done among them the works which none other man did, they had not had sin: but now have they both seen and hated both me and my Father.
1Sam 5:11 Todėl, sušaukę pas save visus filistinų didžiūnus, jie sakė: "Neškite iš čia Izraelio Dievo Skrynią! Tegrįžta ji į savo vietą, kad neišžudytų mūsų ir mūsų giminės! " Visą miestą buvo apėmusi mirtina baimė. Viešpaties ranka ten buvo labai sunki.
1Sa 5:11 So they sent and gathered together all the lords of the Philistines, and said, Send away the ark of the God of Israel, and let it go again to his own place, that it slay us not, and our people: for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there.
Pat 20:11 Savo veiksmais net jaunuolis parodo, ar jo elgesys sąžiningas ir doras.
Pr 20:11 Even a child is known by his doings, whether his work be pure, and whether it be right.
Zch 12:8 Tą dieną Viešpats taip apsaugos Jeruzalės gyventojus, kad silpniausias iš jų bus kaip Dovydas, o Dovydo namai ­ lyg Dievas, lyg Viešpaties angelas jų priekyje.
Zec 12:8 In that day shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and he that is feeble among them at that day shall be as David; and the house of David shall be as God, as the angel of the LORD before them.
Apd 27:18 Mus baisiai vargino audra. Todėl rytojaus dieną teko išmesti į jūrą dalį krovinio.
Ac 27:18 And we being exceedingly tossed with a tempest, the next day they lightened the ship;
1Krn 8:28 Jie buvo kilčių galvos, savo kartų vadai. Jie gyveno Jeruzalėje.
1Ch 8:28 These were heads of the fathers, by their generations, chief men. These dwelt in Jerusalem.
2Krn 30:15 Paschos avinėlis buvo papjautas antro mėnesio keturioliktą dieną. Tuo tarpu kunigai ir levitai susigėdę pasišventino ir atnešė deginamąsias aukas į Viešpaties Namus.
2Ch 30:15 Then they killed the passover on the fourteenth day of the second month: and the priests and the Levites were ashamed, and sanctified themselves, and brought in the burnt offerings into the house of the LORD.
Mch 6:13 Todėl aš tave ir parbloškiau, nuniokodamas dėl tavo nuodėmių.
Mic 6:13 Therefore also will I make thee sick in smiting thee, in making thee desolate because of thy sins.
Dan 4:10 Lovoje man atėjo į galvą tokie regėjimai. Mačiau medį žemės viduryje, ir jis buvo labai aukštas.
Da 4:10 Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
Įst 18:12 Juk kas tik tokius dalykus daro, tas pasibjaurėtinas Viešpačiui; už tokius bjaurius darbus Viešpats pašalina tautas tau iš kelio.
De 18:12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
2Kor 10:3 Vis dėlto, gyvendami kūne, mes kovojame ne kūniškai.
2C 10:3 For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
Ez 18:24 Bet kai teisusis nusigręžia nuo teisumo ir daro pikta, sekdamas nedorėlio daromomis bjaurastimis, nejaugi jis bus gyvas? Nė vienas jo teisumo darbų, kuriuos jis buvo padaręs, nebus atmenamas dėl jo neištikimybės, kuria jis nusikalto, ir dėl nuodėmės, kuria nusidėjo; dėl jų jis mirs.
Eze 18:24 But when the righteous turneth away from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, and doeth according to all the abominations that the wicked man doeth, shall he live? All his righteousness that he hath done shall not be mentioned: in his trespass that he hath trespassed, and in his sin that he hath sinned, in them shall he die.
Kun 25:50 Su savo pirkėju apskaičiuos metų skaičių nuo tų metų, kai jis ateiviui parsidavė, iki jubiliejaus metų. Pirkimo kaina bus padalyta iš metų skaičiaus; laikas, kurį jis praleido pas savininką, bus įkainotas pagal samdinio laiką.
Le 25:50 And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year that he was sold to him unto the year of jubile: and the price of his sale shall be according unto the number of years, according to the time of an hired servant shall it be with him.
Ts 5:23 ‘Prakeikite Merozą! ­ tarė Viešpaties angelas, ­ visu kartumu prakeikite jo gyventojus, nes jie neatėjo Viešpačiui į pagalbą, Viešpačiui padėti prieš galiūnus. ’
Judg 5:23 Curse ye Meroz, said the angel of the LORD, curse ye bitterly the inhabitants thereof; because they came not to the help of the LORD, to the help of the LORD against the mighty.
Jer 51:36 O dabar taip kalba Viešpats: "Tikėk manimi! Aš ginsiu tave, atkeršysiu už tave. Nusausinsiu jo jūrą, išsekinsiu jo šaltinį;
Jer 51:36 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry.
Pr 9:17 Dievas sakė Nojui: "Tai bus ženklas Sandoros tarp manęs ir visų žemėje esančių mirtingųjų".
Ge 9:17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.
Gg 2:11 Juk žiema jau pasibaigė, lietūs praėjo ir nuščiuvo.
SS 2:11 For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;

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