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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 13:42 ir įmes juos į žioruojančią krosnį. Ten bus verksmas ir dantų griežimas.
Mat 13:42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
1Krn 6:50 Aarono palikuonys: sūnus Eleazaras, šio sūnus Finehasas, šio sūnus Abišūva,
1Ch 6:50 And these are the sons of Aaron; Eleazar his son, Phinehas his son, Abishua his son,
2Kar 6:17 Tada Eliziejus meldėsi, tardamas: "O Viešpatie, atmerk jam akis, kad pamatytų! " Viešpats atmerkė tarnui akis, ir jis matė, kad kalvos visur aplink Eliziejų pilnos raitelių ir ugninių vežimų.
2Ki 6:17 And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
Ps 92:4 Juk tu, Viešpatie, pradžiuginai mane savo veikla, tad su džiaugsmu apgiedu tavo rankų darbus.
Ps 92:4 For thou, LORD, hast made me glad through thy work: I will triumph in the works of thy hands.
Ez 13:22 Kadangi jūs melu prislėgėte teisiųjų širdis, nors aš nebuvau jų prislėgęs, ir pakurstėte nedorėlius nesigręžti nuo jų nedoro kelio, idant išgelbėtų savo gyvybę,
Eze 13:22 Because with lies ye have made the heart of the righteous sad, whom I have not made sad; and strengthened the hands of the wicked, that he should not return from his wicked way, by promising him life:
Sk 5:3 Išvarykite tiek vyrus, tiek moteris. Išvarykite juos už stovyklos, kad neišniekintų stovyklos tų, tarp kurių aš gyvenu. "
Nu 5:3 Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell.
Pr 9:1 Dievas palaimino Nojų bei jo sūnus ir tarė jiems: "Būkite vaisingi ir dauginkitės, pripildykite žemę.
Ge 9:1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
Ez 45:25 Iškilmėje, kuri švenčiama septinto mėnesio penkioliktą dieną, jis turi daryti tą pat septynias šventės dienas, parūpindamas atnašas už nuodėmę, atnašas deginamajai aukai, javų atnašas ir aliejaus siūbuojamajai atnašai. "
Eze 45:25 In the seventh month, in the fifteenth day of the month, shall he do the like in the feast of the seven days, according to the sin offering, according to the burnt offering, and according to the meat offering, and according to the oil.
Apd 15:30 Atvykę į Antiochiją, pasiuntiniai sukvietė visą bendruomenę ir įteikė laišką.
Ac 15:30 So when they were dismissed, they came to Antioch: and when they had gathered the multitude together, they delivered the epistle:
2Krn 15:6 Tauta naikino tautą, miestas naikino miestą, nes Dievas sukėlė jiems visokių bėdų.
2Ch 15:6 And nation was destroyed of nation, and city of city: for God did vex them with all adversity.
2Krn 18:29 Izraelio karalius tarė Juozapatui: "Eidamas į mūšį, aš būsiu persirengęs, o tu vilkėk savo drabužiais. " Taigi Izraelio karalius persirengė ir išėjo į mūšį.
2Ch 18:29 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, I will disguise myself, and I will go to the battle; but put thou on thy robes. So the king of Israel disguised himself; and they went to the battle.
Pr 12:10 Krašte kilo badas. Abromas kėlėsi į Egiptą gyventi kaip ateivis, nes badas krašte buvo nuožmus.
Ge 12:10 And there was a famine in the land: and Abram went down into Egypt to sojourn there; for the famine was grievous in the land.
Ps 136:16 Jis vedė savo tautą per dykumą, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina,
Ps 136:16 To him which led his people through the wilderness: for his mercy endureth for ever.
Ts 11:21 O Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, atidavė Sihoną bei visą jo kariuomenę į rankas Izraeliui, ir jie nugalėjo. Taip Izraelis paveldėjo visą tenai gyvenusių amoritų kraštą.
Judg 11:21 And the LORD God of Israel delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites, the inhabitants of that country.
1Krn 15:3 Dovydas sušaukė visą Izraelį į Jeruzalę pernešti Dievo Skrynios į jos vietą, kurią buvo parengęs.
1Ch 15:3 And David gathered all Israel together to Jerusalem, to bring up the ark of the LORD unto his place, which he had prepared for it.
Iš 35:8 aliejaus šviesai, kvepalų patepimo aliejui ir kvapiajam smilkalui,
Ex 35:8 And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense,
1Kar 22:31 O Aramo karalius buvo įsakęs trisdešimt dviem savo kovos vežimų vadams: "Nekovokite nė su vienu menku ar stipriu, bet tik su Izraelio karaliumi. "
1Ki 22:31 But the king of Syria commanded his thirty and two captains that had rule over his chariots, saying, Fight neither with small nor great, save only with the king of Israel.
Įst 24:14 Nesulaikysi nuskurdusiam ir neturtingam darbininkui algos, ar jis būtų kitas izraelitas, ar ateivis, gyvenantis krašte vienoje iš tavo gyvenviečių.
De 24:14 Thou shalt not oppress an hired servant that is poor and needy, whether he be of thy brethren, or of thy strangers that are in thy land within thy gates:
Iz 14:19 Bet tu neturi kapo; tavo lavonas išmestas pūti, užverstas kūnais karių, kritusių mūšyje, įmestas su jais į uolėtą duobę ir sutryptas.
Isa 14:19 But thou art cast out of thy grave like an abominable branch, and as the raiment of those that are slain, thrust through with a sword, that go down to the stones of the pit; as a carcase trodden under feet.
Mk 12:43 Pasišaukęs savo mokinius, Jėzus pasakė jiems: "Iš tiesų sakau jums: ši vargšė našlė įmetė daugiausia iš visų, kurie dėjo į aukų skrynią.
Mar 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:

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