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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 22:16 kuris aukštai išsikirsdino sau kapą, išsiskobė uoloje būstą, ir sakyk: ‘Ką tu čia darai ir kas toks esi, kad kapą čia sau išsikirsdinai?
Isa 22:16 What hast thou here? and whom hast thou here, that thou hast hewed thee out a sepulchre here, as he that heweth him out a sepulchre on high, and that graveth an habitation for himself in a rock?
Lk 1:6 Abu jie buvo teisūs Dievo akyse ir nepriekaištingai vykdė visus Viešpaties įsakymus bei nuostatus.
Lu 1:6 And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
Apd 8:37 Pilypas tarė: ‘Jei tiki iš visos širdies, tai galima. ’ Tas atsakė: ‘Tikiu, kad Jėzus Kristus yra Dievo Sūnus. ’
Ac 8:37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
2Tim 1:14 Sergėk brangų patikėtąjį turtą, padedamas Šventosios Dvasios, kuri gyvena mumyse.
2Ti 1:14 That good thing which was committed unto thee keep by the Holy Ghost which dwelleth in us.
Pat 16:10 Karaliaus lūpose ­ nenuginčijama tiesa; jo burna nenusideda, kai sprendžia.
Pr 16:10 A divine sentence is in the lips of the king: his mouth transgresseth not in judgment.
Mk 14:28 O prisikėlęs aš pirma jūsų nueisiu į Galilėją. "
Mar 14:28 But after that I am risen, I will go before you into Galilee.
Kun 13:58 Bet drabužis, apmatai ar ataudai, ar daiktas iš odos, iš kurio liga po plovimo yra dingusi, turi būti antrąkart išplautas ir bus švarus.
Le 13:58 And the garment, either warp, or woof, or whatsoever thing of skin it be, which thou shalt wash, if the plague be departed from them, then it shall be washed the second time, and shall be clean.
Rom 15:16 būti pagonims Kristaus Jėzaus tarnu ir kaip kunigui skleisti Dievo Evangeliją, kad pagonys taptų priimtina atnaša, pašventinta Šventosios Dvasios.
Ro 15:16 That I should be the minister of Jesus Christ to the Gentiles, ministering the gospel of God, that the offering up of the Gentiles might be acceptable, being sanctified by the Holy Ghost.
Job 32:16 Laukiau, kol jie liovėsi kalbėti, kol baigė ir nieko daugiau nebeatsakė.
Job 32:16 When I had waited, (for they spake not, but stood still, and answered no more;)
Ps 115:6 turi ausis, bet negirdi, turi nosis, bet neužuodžia,
Ps 115:6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:
1Sam 22:6 Saulius išgirdo, kad Dovydas ir su juo buvę vyrai aptikti. Tuomet Saulius sėdėjo Gibėjoje po tamariksu ant kalvos su ietimi rankoje, apsuptas visų savo dvariškių.
1Sa 22:6 When Saul heard that David was discovered, and the men that were with him, (now Saul abode in Gibeah under a tree in Ramah, having his spear in his hand, and all his servants were standing about him;)
1Kar 9:12 Bet atvykęs iš Tyro apžiūrėti miestų, kuriuos Saliamonas buvo jam davęs, Hiramas nebuvo jais patenkintas.
1Ki 9:12 And Hiram came out from Tyre to see the cities which Solomon had given him; and they pleased him not.
Apd 27:33 Dar nepradėjus švisti, Paulius paragino visus valgyti, sakydamas: "Šiandien jau keturiolikta diena, kaip jūs laukiate nevalgę, nieko burnoje neturėję.
Ac 27:33 And while the day was coming on, Paul besought them all to take meat, saying, This day is the fourteenth day that ye have tarried and continued fasting, having taken nothing.
1Kor 11:30 Todėl tarp jūsų daug silpnų bei ligotų ir nemaža užmigusių.
1C 11:30 For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.
Lk 19:10 Žmogaus Sūnus atėjo ieškoti ir gelbėti, kas buvo pražuvę. "
Lu 19:10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.
Gg 2:2 [Jis: ] Kaip lelija tarp erškėčių, mano mylimoji tarp merginų!
SS 2:2 As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters.
Pat 12:10 Teisus žmogus rūpinasi savo gyvuliais, o nedorų žmonių širdis žiauri.
Pr 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
2Kor 7:9 tai dabar džiaugiuosi, žinoma, ne dėl to, kad jums teko nuliūsti, bet kad nuliūdimas atvedė jus į atgailą. Jūs buvote nuliūdę pagal Dievo valią, taigi iš mūsų pusės nebuvo jums jokios skriaudos.
2C 7:9 Now I rejoice, not that ye were made sorry, but that ye sorrowed to repentance: for ye were made sorry after a godly manner, that ye might receive damage by us in nothing.
Ps 105:34 Jis tarė, ir užplūdo skėriaibei nesuskaičiuojami žiogai.
Ps 105:34 He spake, and the locusts came, and caterpillers, and that without number,
2Krn 2:11 Tyro karalius Hiramas nusiuntė Saliamonui tokį rašytą žodį: "Kadangi Viešpats myli savo tautą, jis pastatė tave jų karaliumi. "
2Ch 2:11 Then Huram the king of Tyre answered in writing, which he sent to Solomon, Because the LORD hath loved his people, he hath made thee king over them.

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