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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 24:4 bet nuvyksi į mano paties kraštą, pas mano giminę, ir parūpinsi žmoną mano sūnui Izaokui. "
Ge 24:4 But thou shalt go unto my country, and to my kindred, and take a wife unto my son Isaac.
Kun 11:32 Ir ant ko kuris nors jų padvėsęs nukristų, tas taps nešvarus ­ ar tai būtų medinis daiktas, ar drabužis, ar kailis, ar ašutinė, ar bet koks daiktas, naudojamas bet kokiam tikslui. Jis turi būti pamerktas į vandenį ir liks nešvarus iki vakaro. Tada jis taps švarus.
Le 11:32 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.
Mk 10:13 Žmonės jam nešdavo vaikučius, kad juos palytėtų, bet mokiniai jiems draudė.
Mar 10:13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them.
Ps 143:6 Į tave tiesiu rankas, lyg išdžiūvusi žemė trokštu tavęs. Sela.
Ps 143:6 I stretch forth my hands unto thee: my soul thirsteth after thee, as a thirsty land. Selah.
Lk 14:32 Jei ne, tai, anam dar toli esant, siunčia pasiuntinius tartis dėl taikos.
Lu 14:32 Or else, while the other is yet a great way off, he sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace.
Jn 14:13 Ir ko tik prašysite mano vardu, aš padarysiu, kad Tėvas būtų pašlovintas Sūnuje.
Jo 14:13 And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
Ts 11:17 Tada Izraelis siuntė pasiuntinius pas Edomo karalių, tardamas: ‘Prašyčiau leisti pereiti per tavo kraštą’, ­ bet Edomo karalius nenorėjo klausyti. Jis siuntė juos ir pas Moabo karalių, bet ir šis atsisakė. Taip Izraelis pasiliko Kadeše.
Judg 11:17 Then Israel sent messengers unto the king of Edom, saying, Let me, I pray thee, pass through thy land: but the king of Edom would not hearken thereto. And in like manner they sent unto the king of Moab: but he would not consent: and Israel abode in Kadesh.
Ez 17:24 Visi krašto medžiai žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. Aš pažeminu aukštą medįir paaukštinu žemą, nudžiovinu žaliuojantįir pražydinu nudžiūvusį. Aš, Viešpats, pasakiau, aš ir padarysiu! "
Eze 17:24 And all the trees of the field shall know that I the LORD have brought down the high tree, have exalted the low tree, have dried up the green tree, and have made the dry tree to flourish: I the LORD have spoken and have done it.
Mal 2:14 Jūs klausiate: "Dėl ko taip? " Dėl to, kad Viešpats buvo liudininkas, kai tu tapai neištikimas savo jaunystės žmonai, nors ji tavo draugė ir pagal Sandorą tavo žmona.
Mal 2:14 Yet ye say, Wherefore? Because the LORD hath been witness between thee and the wife of thy youth, against whom thou hast dealt treacherously: yet is she thy companion, and the wife of thy covenant.
2Sam 24:3 Joabas atsakė karaliui: "Tepadaugina Viešpats, tavo Dievas, šimteriopai žmonių skaičių, kol mano viešpaties karaliaus akys dar gali matyti! Tačiau kam gi mano viešpats karalius nori tai daryti? "
2Sa 24:3 And Joab said unto the king, Now the LORD thy God add unto the people, how many soever they be, an hundredfold, and that the eyes of my lord the king may see it: but why doth my lord the king delight in this thing?
Įst 25:19 Todėl, kai Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus davęs tau poilsį nuo visų tavo priešų visame krašte, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, duoda tau kaip paveldą, ištrinsi Amaleko atminimą po dangumi. Neužmiršk!
De 25:19 Therefore it shall be, when the LORD thy God hath given thee rest from all thine enemies round about, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance to possess it, that thou shalt blot out the remembrance of Amalek from under heaven; thou shalt not forget it.
Jer 51:5 Izraelio ir Judo karalystėsnepaliktos jų Dievo, Galybių Viešpaties, našlėmis, nors jų kraštas buvo pilnas nusikaltimųIzraelio Šventajam.
Jer 51:5 For Israel hath not been forsaken, nor Judah of his God, of the LORD of hosts; though their land was filled with sin against the Holy One of Israel.
1Krn 3:9 Visi jie buvo Dovydo sūnūs, neskaitant sugulovių sūnų. Tamara buvo jų sesuo.
1Ch 3:9 These were all the sons of David, beside the sons of the concubines, and Tamar their sister.
Mt 8:19 Čia priėjo vienas Rašto aiškintojas ir tarė jam: "Mokytojau, aš seksiu paskui tave, kur tik tu eisi! "
Mat 8:19 And a certain scribe came, and said unto him, Master, I will follow thee whithersoever thou goest.
Lk 8:48 Tuomet Jėzus jai tarė: "Dukterie, tavo tikėjimas išgelbėjo tave. Eik rami! "
Lu 8:48 And he said unto her, Daughter, be of good comfort: thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace.
Jer 23:22 Jei jie būtų dalyvavę mano taryboje, tai būtų galėję skelbti mano tautai mano žodžius, būtų grąžinę juos iš nedoro kelio, nuo jų nedorų darbų.
Jer 23:22 But if they had stood in my counsel, and had caused my people to hear my words, then they should have turned them from their evil way, and from the evil of their doings.
Lk 15:21 O sūnus prabilo: ‘Tėve, nusidėjau dangui ir tau. Nebesu vertas vadintis tavo sūnumi. . . ’
Lu 15:21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son.
Rom 1:21 Pažinę Dievą, jie negarbino jo kaip Dievo ir jam nedėkojo, bet tuščiai svarstydami paklydo, ir neišmani jų širdis aptemo.
Ro 1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Ps 7:1 Dovydo šigajonas , kurį jis giedojo Viešpačiui dėl Kušo Benjamino. Viešpatie, mano Dieve, prie tavęs glaudžiuosi! Saugok mane nuo visų, kurie mane persekioja, ir gelbėk mane,
Ps 7:1 O LORD my God, in thee do I put my trust: save me from all them that persecute me, and deliver me:
Lk 9:48 ir tarė: "Kas priima šį vaiką dėl manęs, priima mane, o kas mane priima, priima tą, kuris yra mane siuntęs. Kas tarp jūsų mažiausias, tas yra didis. "
Lu 9:48 And said unto them, Whosoever shall receive this child in my name receiveth me: and whosoever shall receive me receiveth him that sent me: for he that is least among you all, the same shall be great.

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