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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 16:34 Visi izraelitai, stovėję aplink, jiems klykiant, išbėgiojo, nes manė: "Žemė prarys ir mus! "
Nu 16:34 And all Israel that were round about them fled at the cry of them: for they said, Lest the earth swallow us up also.
Oz 8:4 Jie rinkosi karalius, bet ne per mane, skyrė didžiūnus, bet be mano žinios. Iš sidabro ir aukso pasidarė stabųsavo pačių pražūčiai.
Ho 8:4 They have set up kings, but not by me: they have made princes, and I knew it not: of their silver and their gold have they made them idols, that they may be cut off.
Ps 80:8 Tu perkėlei vynmedį iš Egipto, ir, išvaręs kitas tautas, jį pasodinai.
Ps 80:8 Thou hast brought a vine out of Egypt: thou hast cast out the heathen, and planted it.
1Krn 11:47 Elielis, Jobedas ir Jaasielis Mecobaitas.
1Ch 11:47 Eliel, and Obed, and Jasiel the Mesobaite.
Sk 1:4 Gausite iš kiekvienos giminės po žmogų, jo protėvių namų galvą, jums padėti.
Nu 1:4 And with you there shall be a man of every tribe; every one head of the house of his fathers.
Mt 21:34 ir iškeliavo į svetimą šalį. Atėjus vaisių metui, jis siuntė tarnus pas ūkininkus atsiimti savosios vaisių dalies.
Mat 21:34 And when the time of the fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the husbandmen, that they might receive the fruits of it.
Ez 39:25 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "O dabar aš sugrąžinsiu Jokūbo tremtinius, pasigailėsiu visų Izraelio namų ir pavyduliausiu dėl savo šventojo vardo.
Eze 39:25 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Now will I bring again the captivity of Jacob, and have mercy upon the whole house of Israel, and will be jealous for my holy name;
Ps 107:9 nes jis patenkino trokštančiusir alkstančius pripildė gėrybių.
Ps 107:9 For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
2Tim 1:12 Dėl šios priežasties aš ir kenčiu tuos vargus, bet nesigėdiju, nes žinau, kuo įtikėjau, ir esu tikras, kad jis gali išlaikyti man patikėtąjį turtą iki anos dienos.
2Ti 1:12 For the which cause I also suffer these things: nevertheless I am not ashamed: for I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that he is able to keep that which I have committed unto him against that day.
Dan 12:2 Daugelis miegančiųjų žemės dulkėse atsibus: kai kurie ­ amžinajam gyvenimui, kiti ­ gėdai ir amžinajai negarbei.
Da 12:2 And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.
Jer 37:11 Chaldėjų kariuomenei, išsigandusiai faraono kariuomenės, pasitraukus nuo Jeruzalės,
Jer 37:11 And it came to pass, that when the army of the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem for fear of Pharaoh's army,
Joz 13:29 Mozė davė paveldą ir pusei Manaso giminės. Jis buvo paskirstytas pagal jos kiltis.
Jos 13:29 And Moses gave inheritance unto the half tribe of Manasseh: and this was the possession of the half tribe of the children of Manasseh by their families.
Pr 5:1 Štai Adomo palikuonių kartų sąrašas. Kai Dievas sukūrė žmogų, jis padarė jį panašų į Dievą,
Ge 5:1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;
Oz 12:5 Viešpats, Galybių Dievas, Viešpats yra jo vardas!
Ho 12:5 Even the LORD God of hosts; the LORD is his memorial.
Sk 4:44 sąraše įrašytų pagal jų kiltis, buvo trys tūkstančiai du šimtai.
Nu 4:44 Even those that were numbered of them after their families, were three thousand and two hundred.
Pr 32:24 Jokūbas pasiliko vienas. Tuomet kažkoks vyras grūmėsi su juo iki pat aušros.
Ge 32:24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
Ps 20:7 Vieni didžiuojasi savo karo vežimais, kiti ­ savo žirgais, o mes didžiuojamės Viešpaties, mūsų Dievo, vardu.
Ps 20:7 Some trust in chariots, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the LORD our God.
Gg 1:4 Pasiimk mane! Skubėkime! Vesk mane, karaliau, į savo kambarius. [Choras: ] Tavimi mes džiaugsimės ir linksminsimės, skonėsimės tavo meile labiau negu vynu. Tave mylintys teisingai daro!
SS 1:4 Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee.
Lk 15:27 Tas jam atsakė: ‘Sugrįžo tavo brolis, tai tėvas liepė papjauti nupenėtą veršį, kad sulaukė jo sveiko. ’
Lu 15:27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.
Jer 46:16 Jūsų daugybė svirduliavo ir krito, sakydami vienas kitam: "Stokimės! Grįžkime pas savuosius, į savo gimtąjį kraštą, šalin nuo nuožmaus kalavijo. "
Jer 46:16 He made many to fall, yea, one fell upon another: and they said, Arise, and let us go again to our own people, and to the land of our nativity, from the oppressing sword.

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