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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 5:11 Tavo karalystėje yra žmogus, apdovanotas Šventųjų dievų dvasia. Jau tavo tėvo dienomis jis reiškėsi nepaprastu supratimu, pažinimu ir išmintimi. Tavo tėvas Nebukadnecaras paskyrė jį magų, kerėtojų, chaldėjų ir spėliotojų galva
Da 5:11 There is a man in thy kingdom, in whom is the spirit of the holy gods; and in the days of thy father light and understanding and wisdom, like the wisdom of the gods, was found in him; whom the king Nebuchadnezzar thy father, the king, I say, thy father, made master of the magicians, astrologers, Chaldeans, and soothsayers;
Jon 2:7 Mano gyvasčiai vis labiau gęstant, atminiau Viešpatį, irmano malda pasiekė tavetavo šventojoje buveinėje.
Jon 2:7 When my soul fainted within me I remembered the LORD: and my prayer came in unto thee, into thine holy temple.
Pat 4:26 Žiūrėk, kur eini, ir visi tavo keliai bus tikri.
Pr 4:26 Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established.
Sk 5:27 Po to, kai bus pagirdęs vandeniu, jei ji iš tikro save suteršusi ir buvusi neištikima savo vyrui, prakeikimą nešantis vanduo pereis per ją ir sukels kartų skausmą; jos pilvas išsipūs, ir jos šlaunys sunyks. Moteris taps prakeikimu tarp savųjų.
Nu 5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.
Joz 24:20 Jei paliksite Viešpatį ir tarnausite kitiems dievams, jis nusigręš ir elgsis su jumis griežtai. Padarys jums galą, nepaisydamas viso jums padaryto gero. "
Jos 24:20 If ye forsake the LORD, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good.
Rom 7:10 o aš numiriau; taip man paaiškėjo, kad įsakymas, skirtas gyvenimui, nuvedė mane į mirtį.
Ro 7:10 And the commandment, which was ordained to life, I found to be unto death.
Ps 120:6 Per ilgai man teko gyventi su tais, kurie nekenčia taikos.
Ps 120:6 My soul hath long dwelt with him that hateth peace.
Jok 2:2 Štai į jūsų susirinkimą ateina žmogus, auksiniais žiedais apsimaustęs, puikiais drabužiais pasipuošęs, taip pat įžengia vargdienis apskurusiu apdaru.
Ja 2:2 For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;
2Krn 20:9 ‘Jei nelaimė mus ištiktų ­ ar baudžiantis kalavijas, ar maras, ar badas, ­ mes rinksimės prie šių Namų ir prie tavęs, nes tavo vardas šiuose Namuose, ir šauksimės tavęs savo nelaimėje, tu išklausysi ir išgelbėsi. ’
2Ch 20:9 If, when evil cometh upon us, as the sword, judgment, or pestilence, or famine, we stand before this house, and in thy presence, (for thy name is in this house,) and cry unto thee in our affliction, then thou wilt hear and help.
Pr 34:27 Tuomet kiti Jokūbo sūnūs, aptikę nužudytuosius, apiplėšė miestą už tai, kad jų sesuo buvo išniekinta.
Ge 34:27 The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spoiled the city, because they had defiled their sister.
Ps 116:11 net nustėręs sakydamas: "Visi žmonės ­ melagiai! "
Ps 116:11 I said in my haste, All men are liars.
Sof 1:2 Šluote nušluosiu visa nuo žemės paviršiaus, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Zep 1:2 I will utterly consume all things from off the land, saith the LORD.
Job 31:40 teauga ten erškėčiai vietoj kviečių, piktžolės vietoj miežių! "Taip baigiasi Jobo žodžiai.
Job 31:40 Let thistles grow instead of wheat, and cockle instead of barley. The words of Job are ended.
Rom 9:21 Ar puodžius neturi galios moliui, kad iš to paties minkalo pagamintų vieną indą puošnų, o kitą paprastą? !
Ro 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Jer 36:30 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats apie Judo karalių Jehojakimą: ‘Nebus jam palikuonio, sėdinčio Dovydo soste! Jo paties lavonas bus išmestas į kaitrą per dieną ir šaltį per naktį.
Jer 36:30 Therefore thus saith the LORD of Jehoiakim king of Judah; He shall have none to sit upon the throne of David: and his dead body shall be cast out in the day to the heat, and in the night to the frost.
Ez 36:35 Žmonės sakys: ‘Tas kraštas, kadaise nuniokotas, pavirto Edeno sodu, o miestai, kadaise tušti, nuniokoti ir sugriauti, dabar gyvenami ir įtvirtinami! ’
Eze 36:35 And they shall say, This land that was desolate is become like the garden of Eden; and the waste and desolate and ruined cities are become fenced, and are inhabited.
Ps 81:14 Tučtuojau nugalėčiau jų priešus, prieš jų engėjus vėl ranką pakelčiau.
Ps 81:14 I should soon have subdued their enemies, and turned my hand against their adversaries.
Įst 30:11 Tikrai šis įsakymas, kurį šiandien tau duodu, nėra tau nei per sunkus, nei per tolimas.
De 30:11 For this commandment which I command thee this day, it is not hidden from thee, neither is it far off.
2Kar 19:8 Sugrįžęs rab šakė rado savo valdovą kovojantį su Libna. Mat jis jau žinojo, kad karalius buvo palikęs Lachišą.
2Ki 19:8 So Rabshakeh returned, and found the king of Assyria warring against Libnah: for he had heard that he was departed from Lachish.
Ps 68:33 kuris joja dangaus skliautu, sukurtu pasaulio pradžioje. Štai griaudžia jo balsas ­ galingas balsas:
Ps 68:33 To him that rideth upon the heavens of heavens, which were of old; lo, he doth send out his voice, and that a mighty voice.

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