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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rom 16:17 Aš raginu jus, broliai, vengti tų, kurie kelia nesutarimus bei papiktinimus, prieštaraudami mokslui, kurio jūs išmokote. Saugokitės jų!
Ro 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
Iz 26:8 Taip! Tavo teismų takuose, Viešpatie, mes laukiame tavęs. Tavo vardą minėti ir tavo mokymo laikytis ­vienintelis mūsų troškimas.
Isa 26:8 Yea, in the way of thy judgments, O LORD, have we waited for thee; the desire of our soul is to thy name, and to the remembrance of thee.
Ps 107:38 Jis laimino juos, ir jų labai daugėjo, ir jų galvijų skaičiui jis neleido sumažėti.
Ps 107:38 He blesseth them also, so that they are multiplied greatly; and suffereth not their cattle to decrease.
Ezd 8:5 iš Zatuvo palikuonių ­ Jahazielio sūnus Šechanija ir su juo trys šimtai vyrų;
Ezr 8:5 Of the sons of Shechaniah; the son of Jahaziel, and with him three hundred males.
Pr 29:1 Jokūbas vėl leidosi kelionėn ir nuėjo į rytiečių kraštą.
Ge 29:1 Then Jacob went on his journey, and came into the land of the people of the east.
Pr 23:9 Teparduoda jis man Machpelos olą, kuri jam priklauso. Ji yra jo lauko pakraštyje. Teparduoda man ją už visą kainą kapavietei tarp jūsų. "
Ge 23:9 That he may give me the cave of Machpelah, which he hath, which is in the end of his field; for as much money as it is worth he shall give it me for a possession of a buryingplace amongst you.
2Kar 7:9 Tada sakė vienas kitam: "Negerai elgiamės. Ši diena ­ geros naujienos diena. Jeigu tylėsime ir lauksime ryto šviesos, užsitrauksime kaltę. Eikime ir praneškime karaliaus rūmams. "
2Ki 7:9 Then they said one to another, We do not well: this day is a day of good tidings, and we hold our peace: if we tarry till the morning light, some mischief will come upon us: now therefore come, that we may go and tell the king's household.
1Kar 2:46 Tada karalius davė įsakymą Jehojados sūnui Benajui. Jis išėjo ir paguldė Šimį. Taip jis ir mirė. Dabar karalystė buvo saugi Saliamono rankose.
1Ki 2:46 So the king commanded Benaiah the son of Jehoiada; which went out, and fell upon him, that he died. And the kingdom was established in the hand of Solomon.
Pat 19:18 Savo vaiką griežtai pamokyk, nes tai teikia viltį, bet netrokšk jo mirties.
Pr 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.
Iz 41:29 Visi jie ­ niekas, niekas jų darbai; jų stabai ­ tuščias vėjas!
Isa 41:29 Behold, they are all vanity; their works are nothing: their molten images are wind and confusion.
Fm 1:20 Taip, brolau, aš norėčiau pasinaudoti tavimi Viešpatyje; atgaivink mano širdį Kristuje!
Phm 1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.
1Kar 10:5 stalo valgius bei aplink sėdinčius dvariškius, paslaugas ir apdarą tarnų, taurininkų ir deginamąsias aukas, kurias jis atnašavo Viešpaties Namuose, Šebos karalienė neteko žado.
1Ki 10:5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.
Jn 12:1 Šešioms dienoms belikus iki Velykų, Jėzus atėjo į Betaniją, kur gyveno jo prikeltasis iš numirusių Lozorius.
Jo 12:1 Then Jesus six days before the passover came to Bethany, where Lazarus was, which had been dead, whom he raised from the dead.
Įst 32:5 Tačiau neverti jo vaikai, ta sukta, nedora karta, pasielgė su juo apgaulingai.
De 32:5 They have corrupted themselves, their spot is not the spot of his children: they are a perverse and crooked generation.
Lk 22:6 Judas apsiėmė ir pradėjo ieškoti progos išduoti jiems Jėzų taip, kad minia nesužinotų.
Lu 22:6 And he promised, and sought opportunity to betray him unto them in the absence of the multitude.
Koh 6:8 Tad kuo išmintingajam geriau negu kvailajam? Kas iš to vargšui, mokančiam gerai elgtis su žmonėmis?
Ec 6:8 For what hath the wise more than the fool? what hath the poor, that knoweth to walk before the living?
Job 7:10 Į savo buveinę jis nebesugrįš, jo namai daugiau jo nebepažins.
Job 7:10 He shall return no more to his house, neither shall his place know him any more.
Sk 18:15 Kas pirmas atveria įsčias tarp visų gyvūnų ­ ar žmonių, ar gyvulių, ­ kas atnašaujama Viešpačiui, bus tavo. Tačiau privalai leisti išpirkti žmonių pirmagimį; leisi išpirkti ir nešvaraus gyvulio pirmagimį.
Nu 18:15 Every thing that openeth the matrix in all flesh, which they bring unto the LORD, whether it be of men or beasts, shall be thine: nevertheless the firstborn of man shalt thou surely redeem, and the firstling of unclean beasts shalt thou redeem.
Apd 26:17 Aš tave gelbėsiu nuo tautiečių ir pagonių, pas kuriuos tave siunčiu,
Ac 26:17 Delivering thee from the people, and from the Gentiles, unto whom now I send thee,
Lk 2:43 Iškilmėms pasibaigus ir jiems grįžtant atgal, vaikas Jėzus pasiliko Jeruzalėje, bet gimdytojai to nepastebėjo.
Lu 2:43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.

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