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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 16:21 Niekam jis neleido jų engti, dėl jų barė karalius,
1Ch 16:21 He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes,
Iz 52:4 Taip Viešpats DIEVAS kalba: "Kadaise mano tauta išėjo į Egiptą, kad gyventų ten kaip svetimšaliai. Asirija juos apiplėšė, nieko už tai neduodama.
Isa 52:4 For thus saith the Lord GOD, My people went down aforetime into Egypt to sojourn there; and the Assyrian oppressed them without cause.
Job 15:11 Argi tau per maža Dievo paguodos ­ žodžio, kad jis švelniai su tavimi elgiasi?
Job 15:11 Are the consolations of God small with thee? is there any secret thing with thee?
Ts 20:45 Jie apsisuko ir bėgo Rimono uolos link, bet izraelitai nuskynė kitus penkis tūkstančius kelyje ir, vydamiesi įkandin iki pat Gidomo, užmušė dar du tūkstančius.
Judg 20:45 And they turned and fled toward the wilderness unto the rock of Rimmon: and they gleaned of them in the highways five thousand men; and pursued hard after them unto Gidom, and slew two thousand men of them.
Ps 122:6 Melskitės už Jeruzalės gerovę: "Tebūna saugūs, kurie tave myli!
Ps 122:6 Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: they shall prosper that love thee.
2Sam 23:34 Ahasbajo iš Maakos sūnus Elifeletas, Ahitofelio Gilojiečio sūnus Eliamas,
2Sa 23:34 Eliphelet the son of Ahasbai, the son of the Maachathite, Eliam the son of Ahithophel the Gilonite,
Mch 2:8 Bet jūs pakilote kaip mano tautos priešas; jūs nuvelkate skraistę taikiųjų, su pasitikėjimu einančių pro šalį, nė negalvojančių apie karą.
Mic 2:8 Even of late my people is risen up as an enemy: ye pull off the robe with the garment from them that pass by securely as men averse from war.
Jok 1:22 Būkite žodžio vykdytojai, o ne vien klausytojai, apgaudinėjantys patys save.
Ja 1:22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
Neh 11:15 Iš levitų: Būnio sūnaus Hašabijos sūnaus Azrikamo sūnaus Hašubo sūnus Šemaja,
Ne 11:15 Also of the Levites: Shemaiah the son of Hashub, the son of Azrikam, the son of Hashabiah, the son of Bunni;
1Sam 25:20 Atsitiko taip, kad, jai jojant ant asilo ir leidžiantis žemyn kalno tarpekliu, Dovydas ir jo vyrai leidosi žemyn jos link. Ji susitiko su jais.
1Sa 25:20 And it was so, as she rode on the ass, that she came down by the covert on the hill, and, behold, David and his men came down against her; and she met them.
Apr 19:21 Visus kitus išžudė raitelis kalaviju, einančiu iš burnos. Ir visi paukščiai prisilesė jų lavonų.
Re 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Mt 7:20 Taigi jūs pažinsite juos iš vaisių.
Mat 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Kun 27:2 "Kalbėk izraelitams ir sakyk jiems: ‘Jei kas padaro ypatingą įžadą Viešpačiui paaukoti tolygią vertę už žmogų ir nori įvykdyti savo įžadą,
Le 27:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When a man shall make a singular vow, the persons shall be for the LORD by thy estimation.
Jer 8:4 Pasakyk jiems: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats. Kai žmonės pargriūva, argi jie nesikelia? Kai žmonės paklysta, argi negrįžta atgal?
Jer 8:4 Moreover thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD; Shall they fall, and not arise? shall he turn away, and not return?
Įst 2:36 Nuo Aroero, esančio ant Arnono slėnio šlaito, įskaitant miestą, esantį pačiame slėnyje, iki pat Gileado nebuvo miesto, kurio mūrai būtų buvę mums per aukšti. Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, mums visa atidavė!
De 2:36 From Aroer, which is by the brink of the river of Arnon, and from the city that is by the river, even unto Gilead, there was not one city too strong for us: the LORD our God delivered all unto us:
Lk 6:46 Kam vadinate mane: ‘Viešpatie, Viešpatie’, o nedarote, ką sakau? !
Lu 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
Iz 49:22 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Štai pakelsiu ranką tautoms, duosiu ženklą gentims, ir jos pargabens ant rankų tavo sūnus, o dukteris parneš ant pečių.
Isa 49:22 Thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I will lift up mine hand to the Gentiles, and set up my standard to the people: and they shall bring thy sons in their arms, and thy daughters shall be carried upon their shoulders.
1Kor 15:42 Toks ir mirusiųjų prisikėlimas. Sėjamas gendantis kūnas, keliasi negendantis.
1C 15:42 So also is the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption:
1Krn 8:23 Abdonas, Zichris, Hananas,
1Ch 8:23 And Abdon, and Zichri, and Hanan,
1Kar 9:21 krašte dar buvo išlikę jų palikuonių, kurių izraelitai nepajėgė visiškai išnaikinti, ­ Saliamonas pajungė vergo lažui iki šios dienos.
1Ki 9:21 Their children that were left after them in the land, whom the children of Israel also were not able utterly to destroy, upon those did Solomon levy a tribute of bondservice unto this day.

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