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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 7:4 abudu inkstai su jų taukais prie paslėpsnių ir kepenų lezgis, kuris turi būti išimtas drauge su inkstais.
Le 7:4 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them, which is by the flanks, and the caul that is above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away:
Ps 101:6 Akimis ieškau krašte Dievui ištikimų žmonių, kad jie gyventų su manimi; kas laikosi doro kelio, tas bus mano tarnyboje.
Ps 101:6 Mine eyes shall be upon the faithful of the land, that they may dwell with me: he that walketh in a perfect way, he shall serve me.
Ps 144:1 Dovydo. Tebūna šlovinamas Viešpats, mano Uola! Jis lavina mano rankas kovaiir mano pirštus mūšiui.
Ps 144:1 Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
1Kar 22:16 Bet karalius tarė jam: "Kiek kartų turiu tave prisaikdinti, kad sakytum man tiesą Viešpaties vardu? "
1Ki 22:16 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the LORD?
Sk 3:40 Tada Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Įtrauk į sąrašą visus pirmagimius izraelitų vyrus, vieno mėnesio ir vyresnius, ir suskaityk jų vardus.
Nu 3:40 And the LORD said unto Moses, Number all the firstborn of the males of the children of Israel from a month old and upward, and take the number of their names.
Pr 43:15 Taigi vyrai pasiėmė tą dovaną, dvigubai pinigų, pasiėmė ir Benjaminą. Tada leidosi kelionėn į Egiptą ir nuėjo pas Juozapą.
Ge 43:15 And the men took that present, and they took double money in their hand and Benjamin; and rose up, and went down to Egypt, and stood before Joseph.
2Kar 10:30 Viešpats tarė Jehuvui: "Kadangi tu gerai pasielgei ir padarei, kas dora mano akyse, įvykdydamas Ahabo namams visa, kas buvo prieš juos mano širdyje, keturios tavo sūnų kartos sėdės Izraelio soste. "
2Ki 10:30 And the LORD said unto Jehu, Because thou hast done well in executing that which is right in mine eyes, and hast done unto the house of Ahab according to all that was in mine heart, thy children of the fourth generation shall sit on the throne of Israel.
Ts 17:7 Ten gyveno jaunuolis iš Judo Betliejaus, iš Judo kilties. Jis buvo levitas ir gyveno ten kaip ateivis.
Judg 17:7 And there was a young man out of Bethlehemjudah of the family of Judah, who was a Levite, and he sojourned there.
Mt 13:11 Jėzus atsakė: "Jums duota pažinti dangaus karalystės slėpinius, o jiems neduota.
Mat 13:11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.
Pr 10:27 Hadoramas, Uzalas, Dikla,
Ge 10:27 And Hadoram, and Uzal, and Diklah,
Est 1:16 Tada Memuchanas karaliaus ir didžiūnų akivaizdoje pareiškė: "Karalienė Vaštė nusikalto ne tik karaliui, bet ir visiems pareigūnams bei žmonėms visose karaliaus Ahasvero valdose.
Es 1:16 And Memucan answered before the king and the princes, Vashti the queen hath not done wrong to the king only, but also to all the princes, and to all the people that are in all the provinces of the king Ahasuerus.
1Krn 11:17 Dovydas ilgesingai prasitarė: "O kad turėčiau bent gurkšnį vandens iš Betliejaus talpyklos ­ iš tos prie vartų! "
1Ch 11:17 And David longed, and said, Oh that one would give me drink of the water of the well of Bethlehem, that is at the gate!
Įst 5:20 Neliudysi melagingai prieš savo artimą.
De 5:20 Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Žyd 1:11 Jie išnyks, o tu pasiliksi, jie visi sudils lyg drabužis,
He 1:11 They shall perish; but thou remainest; and they all shall wax old as doth a garment;
Neh 12:32 Paskui juos ėjo Hošaja bei pusė Judo didžiūnų
Ne 12:32 And after them went Hoshaiah, and half of the princes of Judah,
Ts 20:26 Tada visi izraelitai, visa kariuomenė, sugrįžo į Betelį ir, sėdėdami Viešpaties akivaizdoje, verkė. Tą visą dieną jie pasninkavo. Paskui atnašavo deginamąsias aukas ir bendravimo aukas Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Judg 20:26 Then all the children of Israel, and all the people, went up, and came unto the house of God, and wept, and sat there before the LORD, and fasted that day until even, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings before the LORD.
Neh 7:64 Jie ieškojo savo šeimos kilmės įrašo, bet negalėjo surasti, todėl pripažinti netinkami kunigo tarnybai.
Ne 7:64 These sought their register among those that were reckoned by genealogy, but it was not found: therefore were they, as polluted, put from the priesthood.
Ps 53:1 Choro vadovui. Pagal mahalatą . Dovydo maskilas . Kvailys savo širdyje sako: "Dievo nėra!"Tokie sugedę, jie šlykščiai elgiasi; nėra nė vieno, kuris darytų gera.
Ps 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
Apd 14:11 Minia, pamačiusi, ką Paulius padarė, pradėjo garsiai likaoniškai šaukti: "Dievai, pasivertę žmonėmis, nužengė pas mus! "
Ac 14:11 And when the people saw what Paul had done, they lifted up their voices, saying in the speech of Lycaonia, The gods are come down to us in the likeness of men.
Gal 1:1 Paulius, pašauktas apaštalu ne žmonių ir ne per žmogų, bet paties Jėzaus Kristaus ir jį prikėlusio iš numirusių Dievo Tėvo,
Ga 1:1 Paul, an apostle, (not of men, neither by man, but by Jesus Christ, and God the Father, who raised him from the dead;)

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