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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 13:36 Paleidęs minias, Jėzus keliavo namo. Prie jo priėjo mokiniai ir prašė: "Išaiškink mums palyginimą apie rauges dirvoje. "
Mat 13:36 Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field.
Ef 3:2 Jūs, be abejo, esate girdėję, kokia malonės tarnyba Dievo man suteikta jūsų labui:
Ep 3:2 If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:
Jn 3:21 O kas vykdo tiesą, tas eina į šviesą, kad išryškėtų, jog jo darbaiatlikti Dieve.
Jo 3:21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mk 14:54 Petras iš tolo sekė jį iki vyriausiojo kunigo rūmų vidaus kiemo. Ten jis atsisėdo su tarnais ir šildėsi prie ugnies.
Mar 14:54 And Peter followed him afar off, even into the palace of the high priest: and he sat with the servants, and warmed himself at the fire.
Lk 17:5 Apaštalai prašė: "Sustiprink mūsų tikėjimą. "
Lu 17:5 And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith.
Iš 16:30 Taigi septintą dieną žmonės ilsėjosi.
Ex 16:30 So the people rested on the seventh day.
2Krn 18:2 Praslinkus keletui metų, jis nuvyko pas Ahabą į Samariją. Ahabas papjovė apsčiai avių bei jaučių jam ir žmonėms, kurie buvo su juo, ir prikalbino eiti į žygį prieš Ramot Gileadą.
2Ch 18:2 And after certain years he went down to Ahab to Samaria. And Ahab killed sheep and oxen for him in abundance, and for the people that he had with him, and persuaded him to go up with him to Ramothgilead.
Pat 19:5 Melagingas liudytojas neliks nepasmerktas, o kas sumeluoja, tas neišsigelbės.
Pr 19:5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.
Lk 15:8 Arba kuri moteris, turėdama dešimtį drachmų ir vieną pametusi, neužsidega žiburio, nešluoja namų ir rūpestingai neieško, kolei suranda?
Lu 15:8 Either what woman having ten pieces of silver, if she lose one piece, doth not light a candle, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it?
Iš 30:7 Aaronas atnašaus ant jo kvapųjį smilkalą; atnašaus jį kas rytą, tvarkydamas žibintus.
Ex 30:7 And Aaron shall burn thereon sweet incense every morning: when he dresseth the lamps, he shall burn incense upon it.
Apd 19:19 Nemaža užsiiminėjusių kerais sunešdavo savo knygas ir visų akyse sudegindavo. Apskaičiuota, kad jos buvo vertos penkiasdešimt tūkstančių sidabro drachmų.
Ac 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
Sk 7:43 Jo atnaša buvo sidabro dubuo, sveriantis šimtą trisdešimt šekelių, sidabro taurė, sverianti septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilni geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:43 His offering was one silver charger of the weight of an hundred and thirty shekels, a silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
Ez 24:2 "Žmogau, užsirašyk šią dieną, tikslią datą. Šiandien Babilono karalius pradėjo Jeruzalės apgulą.
Eze 24:2 Son of man, write thee the name of the day, even of this same day: the king of Babylon set himself against Jerusalem this same day.
Jn 5:9 Ir žmogus bematant išgijo, pasiėmė gultą ir pradėjo vaikščioti. Toji diena buvo šabas.
Jo 5:9 And immediately the man was made whole, and took up his bed, and walked: and on the same day was the sabbath.
Jer 44:19 O moterys pridūrė: "Taip! Mes ir toliau smilkalus deginsime Dangaus karalienei, aukosime jai liejamąsias atnašas! Argi mes be savo vyrų žinios kepėme papločius su jos atvaizdu ir atnašavome jai liejamąsias aukas? "
Jer 44:19 And when we burned incense to the queen of heaven, and poured out drink offerings unto her, did we make her cakes to worship her, and pour out drink offerings unto her, without our men?
Pr 26:23 Iš čia jis nukeliavo į Beer Šebą.
Ge 26:23 And he went up from thence to Beersheba.
Dan 9:16 Viešpatie, kaip dera tavo dideliam teisumui, tenusigręžia tavo įniršęs pyktis nuo tavo miesto Jeruzalės, nuo tavo šventojo kalno! Dėl mūsų nuodėmių ir mūsų protėvių kalčių Jeruzalė ir tavo tauta tapo pajuoka visiems mūsų kaimynams.
Da 9:16 O LORD, according to all thy righteousness, I beseech thee, let thine anger and thy fury be turned away from thy city Jerusalem, thy holy mountain: because for our sins, and for the iniquities of our fathers, Jerusalem and thy people are become a reproach to all that are about us.
Jer 35:11 Ir tiktai kai Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras įsiveržė į šitą kraštą, sakėme: ‘Pakilkime! Eikime į Jeruzalę, kad nebūtume chaldėjų ir aramėjų kariuomenei ant kelio. ’ Todėl dabar ir gyvename Jeruzalėje. "
Jer 35:11 But it came to pass, when Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon came up into the land, that we said, Come, and let us go to Jerusalem for fear of the army of the Chaldeans, and for fear of the army of the Syrians: so we dwell at Jerusalem.
Apd 20:27 Aš jums nieko nenutylėjau ir paskelbiau visus Dievo nutarimus.
Ac 20:27 For I have not shunned to declare unto you all the counsel of God.
Ez 34:9 klausykitės, ganytojai, Viešpaties žodžio. "
Eze 34:9 Therefore, O ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

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