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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 23:30 ir sakote: ‘Jei būtume gyvenę savo protėvių dienomis, nebūtume kartu su jais susitepę pranašų krauju. ’
Mat 23:30 And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.
Sof 1:10 Ir tą dieną, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­bus girdėti šauksmai nuo Žuvų vartų , aimanos iš Antrojo kvartalo , didelis bildesys nuo kalvų.
Zep 1:10 And it shall come to pass in that day, saith the LORD, that there shall be the noise of a cry from the fish gate, and an howling from the second, and a great crashing from the hills.
Ps 142:4 Žiūriu į dešinę ir dairausi; neturiu draugo, kuris man padėtų, nėra kur rasti užuovėją, niekas manimi nesirūpina.
Ps 142:4 I looked on my right hand, and beheld, but there was no man that would know me: refuge failed me; no man cared for my soul.
Įst 22:21 mergina bus atvesta prie jos tėvo namų durų, ir miesto vyrai užmuš ją akmenimis, nes ji padarė gėdingą dalyką Izraelyje, sanguliaudama savo tėvo namuose. Taip tu pašalinsi pikta iš jūsų.
De 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
Iz 44:13 Stalius pamatuoja medį virvele ir nusibraižo stabą rašikliu. Jis obliuoja medį obliumi, aprėžia skriestuvu ir išskobia iš jo atvaizdą vyro ­ dailaus žmogaus, tinkamą stovėti šventykloje.
Isa 44:13 The carpenter stretcheth out his rule; he marketh it out with a line; he fitteth it with planes, and he marketh it out with the compass, and maketh it after the figure of a man, according to the beauty of a man; that it may remain in the house.
Sk 22:8 Šis tarė jiems: "Pasilikite čia šią naktį, duosiu atsakymą, kaip Viešpats man palieps". Moabo didžiūnai apsistojo pas Bileamą.
Nu 22:8 And he said unto them, Lodge here this night, and I will bring you word again, as the LORD shall speak unto me: and the princes of Moab abode with Balaam.
Mt 17:16 Aš atvedžiau jį pas tavo mokinius, bet jie neįstengė išgydyti. "
Mat 17:16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
1Jn 2:15 Nemylėkite pasaulio, nei to, kas yra pasaulyje. Jei kas myli pasaulį, nėra jame Tėvo meilės,
1J 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
Apd 26:32 Agripa Festui pareiškė: "Būtų buvę galima paleisti šį žmogų, jeigu jis nebūtų šaukęsis ciesoriaus. "
Ac 26:32 Then said Agrippa unto Festus, This man might have been set at liberty, if he had not appealed unto Caesar.
Mk 7:1 Pas Jėzų susirenka fariziejų ir keli Rašto aiškintojai, atvykę iš Jeruzalės.
Mar 7:1 Then came together unto him the Pharisees, and certain of the scribes, which came from Jerusalem.
Mt 5:35 nei žeme, nes ji ­ jo pakojis, nei Jeruzale, nes ji ­ didžiojo Karaliaus miestas.
Mat 5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
Iš 26:15 Padirbsi lentas iš akacijos medžio Padangtės sienoms pastatyti.
Ex 26:15 And thou shalt make boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood standing up.
Pr 9:20 Nojus, žemės artojas, pirmas įsiveisė vynuogyną.
Ge 9:20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
Ps 59:3 Štai tyko jie mano gyvasties; nuožmūs žmonės būriuojasi prieš mane. Ne dėl kokio mano nusikaltimoar nuodėmės, Viešpatie,
Ps 59:3 For, lo, they lie in wait for my soul: the mighty are gathered against me; not for my transgression, nor for my sin, O LORD.
Iš 1:4 Danas ir Naftalis, Gadas ir Ašeras.
Ex 1:4 Dan, and Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.
Apd 15:19 Todėl, manding, į Dievą atsivertusių pagonių nedera apsunkinti,
Ac 15:19 Wherefore my sentence is, that we trouble not them, which from among the Gentiles are turned to God:
Ps 137:8 Dukterie Babilonija, griovike! Laimingi bus, kurie atmokės tauuž mums padarytą pikta!
Ps 137:8 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Kun 17:9 neatvedęs gyvulio prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo paaukoti Viešpačiui, tas žmogus bus pašalintas iš savo tautos.
Le 17:9 And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, to offer it unto the LORD; even that man shall be cut off from among his people.
Sk 16:10 Argi dėl to, kad jis leido tau ir visiems tavo broliams levitams su tavimi artintis prie savęs, jūs reikalaujate ir kunigystės?
Nu 16:10 And he hath brought thee near to him, and all thy brethren the sons of Levi with thee: and seek ye the priesthood also?
Lk 18:16 O Jėzus pasišaukė vaikučius ir tarė: "Leiskite mažutėliams ateiti pas mane ir netrukdykite, nes tokių yra Dievo karalystė.
Lu 18:16 But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.

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