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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 7:83 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Enano sūnaus Ahyros atnaša.
Nu 7:83 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Ahira the son of Enan.
Ezd 2:50 Asnos palikuonys, Meunimo palikuonys, nefusiečių palikuonys,
Ezr 2:50 The children of Asnah, the children of Mehunim, the children of Nephusim,
Apd 23:19 Tribūnas, paėmęs jį už rankos, pasivėdėjo į šalį ir paklausė: "Ką turi man pranešti? "
Ac 23:19 Then the chief captain took him by the hand, and went with him aside privately, and asked him, What is that thou hast to tell me?
Sk 7:41 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Cūrišadajo sūnaus Šelumielio atnaša.
Nu 7:41 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
1Kar 17:11 Jai einant atnešti, jis šūktelėjo iš paskos, sakydamas: "Atnešk kąsnį duonos. " ­
1Ki 17:11 And as she was going to fetch it, he called to her, and said, Bring me, I pray thee, a morsel of bread in thine hand.
Apr 16:9 Žmones degino baisi kaitra, o jie keikė vardą Dievo, kuris turi valdžią šitokioms negandoms. Jie neatsivertė ir neteikė jam pagarbos.
Re 16:9 And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
1Krn 6:71 Geršomo palikuonims iš pusės Manaso giminės: Golanas Bašane su ganyklomis ir Aštarotas su ganyklomis;
1Ch 6:71 Unto the sons of Gershom were given out of the family of the half tribe of Manasseh, Golan in Bashan with her suburbs, and Ashtaroth with her suburbs:
Joz 15:25 Hacor Hadata, Kerijot Hecronas, tai yra Hacoras,
Jos 15:25 And Hazor, Hadattah, and Kerioth, and Hezron, which is Hazor,
Apd 16:29 Pasiprašęs šviesos, jis šoko vidun ir, visas virpėdamas, puolė Pauliui ir Silui po kojų.
Ac 16:29 Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas,
1Pt 3:22 įžengęs į dangų, jis sėdi Dievo dešinėje, o jam yra pavaldūs angelai ir valdžios, ir galybės.
1P 3:22 Who is gone into heaven, and is on the right hand of God; angels and authorities and powers being made subject unto him.
Ps 77:13 Visa, ką darai, Dieve, yra šventa. Kuris dievas yra toks didis kaip Dievas?
Ps 77:13 Thy way, O God, is in the sanctuary: who is so great a God as our God?
Job 10:20 Argi ne maža tau mano gyvenimo dienų? Atstok nuo manęs, kad galėčiau rasti truputį paguodos,
Job 10:20 Are not my days few? cease then, and let me alone, that I may take comfort a little,
Jer 27:17 Neklausykite jų! Būkite pavaldūs Babilono karaliui, kad išliktumėte gyvi. Kam tas miestas turi virsti griuvėsiais?
Jer 27:17 Hearken not unto them; serve the king of Babylon, and live: wherefore should this city be laid waste?
Pat 2:7 Jis turi parengęs sveikos išminties doriesiems, jis yra skydas tiems, kurie elgiasi be priekaišto,
Pr 2:7 He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: he is a buckler to them that walk uprightly.
Zch 7:13 "Kaip jie atsisakė klausyti, kai aš šaukiau, taip aš atsisakiau juos išklausyti, kai jie manęs šaukėsi, ­ sako Galybių Viešpats. ­
Zec 7:13 Therefore it is come to pass, that as he cried, and they would not hear; so they cried, and I would not hear, saith the LORD of hosts:
Ef 3:11 Tai atitinka amžinąjį nutarimą, įvykdytą mūsų Viešpatyje Kristuje Jėzuje.
Ep 3:11 According to the eternal purpose which he purposed in Christ Jesus our Lord:
Mt 23:34 Todėl štai siunčiu pas jus pranašų, išminčių ir Rašto aiškintojų. Vienus jų jūs užmušite ir nukryžiuosite, kitus plaksite sinagogose ir persekiosite nuo miesto iki miesto,
Mat 23:34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
2Krn 28:2 bet ėjo Izraelio karalių pėdomis. Jis padarė net nuliedintų atvaizdų Baalams,
2Ch 28:2 For he walked in the ways of the kings of Israel, and made also molten images for Baalim.
Neh 10:4 Hatušas, Šebanija, Maluchas,
Ne 10:4 Hattush, Shebaniah, Malluch,
1Sam 13:19 Visame Izraelio krašte nebuvo galima rasti kalvio, nes filistinai buvo uždraudę kalvystę: "Antraip hebrajai pasidirbs sau kalavijų ar iečių! "
1Sa 13:19 Now there was no smith found throughout all the land of Israel: for the Philistines said, Lest the Hebrews make them swords or spears:

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