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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Dan 9:15 O dabar, Viešpatie, mūsų Dieve, kuris išvedei savo tautą iš Egipto žemės galinga ranka ir pasidarei sau vardą iki pat šios dienos, mes nusidėjome ir nedorai elgėmės.
Da 9:15 And now, O Lord our God, that hast brought thy people forth out of the land of Egypt with a mighty hand, and hast gotten thee renown, as at this day; we have sinned, we have done wickedly.
Jer 5:16 Jų strėlinės ­ kaip atviros kapų duobės, visi jie ­ šaunūs kovotojai.
Jer 5:16 Their quiver is as an open sepulchre, they are all mighty men.
Įst 7:11 Tad laikykis uoliai įsakymo ­ įstatų ir įsakų, kuriuos šiandien įsakau tau vykdyti.
De 7:11 Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.
1Pt 5:11 Jo valdžia per visus amžių amžius! Amen.
1P 5:11 To him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
Iš 37:4 Padirbo akacijos medžio karteles, jas paauksavo,
Ex 37:4 And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold.
Ezd 10:34 iš Banio palikuonių ­ Maadajas, Amramas, Uelis,
Ezr 10:34 Of the sons of Bani; Maadai, Amram, and Uel,
Mt 17:10 Tada jo mokiniai paklausė: "Kodėl Rašto aiškintojai sako, jog pirmiau turįs ateiti Elijas? "
Mat 17:10 And his disciples asked him, saying, Why then say the scribes that Elias must first come?
Apd 6:9 Tuomet pakilo kai kurie iš vadinamosios libertinų sinagogos, iš kirėniečių, aleksandriečių ir iš Kilikijos bei Azijos ir mėgino ginčytis su Steponu.
Ac 6:9 Then there arose certain of the synagogue, which is called the synagogue of the Libertines, and Cyrenians, and Alexandrians, and of them of Cilicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen.
Sk 17:4 Padėsi jas Susitikimo Palapinėje priešais Sandoros Įsakymus, kur aš susitinku su tavimi.
Nu 17:4 And thou shalt lay them up in the tabernacle of the congregation before the testimony, where I will meet with you.
Apd 24:11 Tau nesunku nustatyti jog prabėgo ne daugiau kaip dvylika dienų, kai aš atvykau į Jeruzalę kaip maldininkas. "Žinodamas tave jau daug metų esant šios tautos teisėju su pasitikėjimu mėginsiu ginti savo bylą.
Ac 24:11 Because that thou mayest understand, that there are yet but twelve days since I went up to Jerusalem for to worship.
Mk 3:18 Andriejų, Pilypą, Baltramiejų, Matą, Tomą, Alfiejaus sūnų Jokūbą, Tadą, Simoną Kananietį
Mar 3:18 And Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon the Canaanite,
Mt 15:5 O jūs sakote: ‘Kas pasakė tėvui ar motinai: "Tebūnie dovana šventyklai, kuo turėčiau tave sušelpti, " ­
Mat 15:5 But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
Pat 16:13 Sąžiningos lūpos malonios karaliui; žmogų, kuris sako tiesą, jis myli.
Pr 16:13 Righteous lips are the delight of kings; and they love him that speaketh right.
Pat 13:9 Teisiųjų šviesa džiūgauja, o nedorėlių žibintas gęsta.
Pr 13:9 The light of the righteous rejoiceth: but the lamp of the wicked shall be put out.
Job 32:5 Tačiau pamatęs, kad anų trijų vyrų lūpose atsakymo nėra, jis nebepajėgė suvaldyti savo pykčio.
Job 32:5 When Elihu saw that there was no answer in the mouth of these three men, then his wrath was kindled.
Jer 30:5 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Siaubo šauksmą girdėjome, baimė viešpatauja, ramybės nėra.
Jer 30:5 For thus saith the LORD; We have heard a voice of trembling, of fear, and not of peace.
1Tes 4:3 Tokia gi Dievo valia ­ jūsų šventėjimas. Susilaikykite nuo svetimavimo!
1Th 4:3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:
Ps 119:6 Niekuomet nebūsiu sugėdintas, jei įsižiūrėsiu į visus tavo įsakymus.
Ps 119:6 Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy commandments.
Sk 36:11 Celofhado dukterys Machla, Tirca, Hogla, Milka ir Noja ištekėjo už savo tėvo brolių sūnų.
Nu 36:11 For Mahlah, Tirzah, and Hoglah, and Milcah, and Noah, the daughters of Zelophehad, were married unto their fathers brothers' sons:
Iš 9:30 Bet aš žinau, kad tu ir tavo pareigūnai Viešpaties Dievo dar nebijote. "
Ex 9:30 But as for thee and thy servants, I know that ye will not yet fear the LORD God.

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