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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 22:4 bei kedro rąstų be skaičiaus. Sidoniečiai ir tyriečiai atgabeno Dovydui daug kedro rąstų.
1Ch 22:4 Also cedar trees in abundance: for the Zidonians and they of Tyre brought much cedar wood to David.
Ez 12:5 Jiems matant, pralaužk sienoje skylę ir išsinešk pro ją savo ryšulį.
Eze 12:5 Dig thou through the wall in their sight, and carry out thereby.
2Sam 2:6 Dabar teparodo jums Viešpats tikrą ištikimą meilę! Ir aš dosniai jums atlyginsiu, kad tai padarėte.
2Sa 2:6 And now the LORD shew kindness and truth unto you: and I also will requite you this kindness, because ye have done this thing.
Iz 38:12 Mano pastogė lyg palapinė piemenų nugriautair numesta šalin nuo manęs. Mano gyvenimą tu baigei austi kaip audėjas, nukirpai mane it paskutinį siūlą nuo šeivos. Dieną ir naktį tu vedi mane į pabaigą.
Isa 38:12 Mine age is departed, and is removed from me as a shepherd's tent: I have cut off like a weaver my life: he will cut me off with pining sickness: from day even to night wilt thou make an end of me.
1Sam 5:7 Matydami tokią padėtį, Ašdodo gyventojai kalbėjo: "Izraelio Dievo Skrynios negalime laikyti pas save, nes jo ranka sunki mums ir mūsų dievui Dagonui. "
1Sa 5:7 And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us: for his hand is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our god.
Žyd 13:14 Čia mes neturime išliekančio miesto, bet ieškome būsimojo.
He 13:14 For here have we no continuing city, but we seek one to come.
Ts 18:19 O tie jam sakė: "Tylėk! Užčiaupk ranka burną, eik su mumis ir būk mums tėvas ir kunigas. Argi tau geriau būti kunigu vieno žmogaus namuose, negu būti giminės ir kilties kunigu Izraelyje? "
Judg 18:19 And they said unto him, Hold thy peace, lay thine hand upon thy mouth, and go with us, and be to us a father and a priest: is it better for thee to be a priest unto the house of one man, or that thou be a priest unto a tribe and a family in Israel?
Iz 6:12 kol Viešpats neišvarys žmonių toli toli, kol visas kraštas neliks tuščias ir negyvenamas.
Isa 6:12 And the LORD have removed men far away, and there be a great forsaking in the midst of the land.
Pat 2:6 Juk Viešpats duoda išminties, iš jo lūpų ateina pažinimas ir supratimas.
Pr 2:6 For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding.
Ezd 7:28 kuris parodė man ištikimą meilę karaliaus bei jo patarėjų akivaizdoje ir visų įtakingų karaliaus pareigūnų akivaizdoje. Aš buvau padrąsintas, nes Viešpaties ranka buvo su manimi, ir surinkau Izraelio šeimų galvas eiti su manimi.
Ezr 7:28 And hath extended mercy unto me before the king, and his counsellors, and before all the king's mighty princes. And I was strengthened as the hand of the LORD my God was upon me, and I gathered together out of Israel chief men to go up with me.
Iz 18:1 Ak, dūzgiančių vabzdžių žeme anapus Kušo upių,
Isa 18:1 Woe to the land shadowing with wings, which is beyond the rivers of Ethiopia:
Kun 15:5 O kas paliestų jo guolį, turės išsiskalbti drabužius, išsimaudyti vandenyje ir bus nešvarus ligi vakaro.
Le 15:5 And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Mk 12:11 Tai Viešpaties padaryta, ir mūsų akims tai nuostabą kelia. "
Mar 12:11 This was the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
2Sam 18:23 "Trūks plyš, ­ užsispyrusiai tvirtino jis, ­ aš bėgsiu. " "Tai bėk! " ­ tarė Joabas. Tada Ahimaacas nubėgo Lygumos keliu ir aplenkė kušitą.
2Sa 18:23 But howsoever, said he, let me run. And he said unto him, Run. Then Ahimaaz ran by the way of the plain, and overran Cushi.
Ezd 9:15 Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, tu teisus, tačiau mes esame išgelbėti tarsi likutis, kaip šiandien. Štai stovime prieš tave nusikaltę. Todėl mes negalime būti tavo Artume. "
Ezr 9:15 O LORD God of Israel, thou art righteous: for we remain yet escaped, as it is this day: behold, we are before thee in our trespasses: for we cannot stand before thee because of this.
Ez 17:13 Jis paėmė vyrą iš karaliaus palikuonių ir, įpareigojęs priesaika, sudarė su juo sandorą. O krašto diduomenę jis buvo paėmęs,
Eze 17:13 And hath taken of the king's seed, and made a covenant with him, and hath taken an oath of him: he hath also taken the mighty of the land:
Apd 10:9 Rytojaus dieną, kai šitie keliaudami artinosi prie miesto, Petras užlipo ant plokščiastogio pasimelsti. Buvo apie šeštą valandą.
Ac 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
Mk 6:32 Taigi jie išplaukė valtimi į negyvenamą nuošalią vietą.
Mar 6:32 And they departed into a desert place by ship privately.
Mt 21:28 Kaip jūs manote? Vienas žmogus turėjo du sūnus. Kartą jis kreipėsi į pirmąjį, sakydamas: ‘Vaike, eik ir padirbėk šiandien vynuogyne. ’
Mat 21:28 But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard.
1Kor 2:2 Mat buvau pasiryžęs tarp jūsų nežinoti nieko kito, tik Jėzų Kristų, ir tą nukryžiuotą.
1C 2:2 For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified.

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