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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 77:2 Savo nelaimės dieną meldžiuosi Viešpačiui; visą naktį nepailsdamas tiesiu rankas, bet mano širdis neranda paguodos.
Ps 77:2 In the day of my trouble I sought the Lord: my sore ran in the night, and ceased not: my soul refused to be comforted.
Apd 15:41 Jis leidosi per Siriją ir Kilikiją, stiprindamas Bažnyčias.
Ac 15:41 And he went through Syria and Cilicia, confirming the churches.
2Kor 9:4 Jei kartais makedoniečiai atvyktų kartu su manimi, tegul neužklumpa jūsų nepasiruošusių ir tegul netenka dėl tokio įsitikėjimo raudonuoti mums, ką ir kalbėti apie jus.
2C 9:4 Lest haply if they of Macedonia come with me, and find you unprepared, we (that we say not, ye) should be ashamed in this same confident boasting.
Mt 13:39 Jas pasėjęs priešas ­ velnias. Pjūtis ­ tai pasaulio pabaiga, o pjovėjai ­ angelai.
Mat 13:39 The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
Jer 22:9 jiems bus atsakyta: ‘Todėl, kad jie atsimetė nuo Sandoros su Viešpačiu, savo Dievu, garbino kitus dievus ir jiems tarnavo. ’"
Jer 22:9 Then they shall answer, Because they have forsaken the covenant of the LORD their God, and worshipped other gods, and served them.
Pr 38:7 Bet Judo pirmagimis Eras buvo nedoras Viešpaties akyse. Viešpats atėmė jam gyvastį.
Ge 38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
2Krn 4:7 Jis padarė dešimt žvakidžių iš aukso, kaip įsakyta, ir pastatė jas navoje: penkias ­ dešiniame šone ir penkias ­ kairiame.
2Ch 4:7 And he made ten candlesticks of gold according to their form, and set them in the temple, five on the right hand, and five on the left.
2Sam 12:26 Kovodamas prieš amonitų Rabą, Joabas paėmė karališkąjį miestą.
2Sa 12:26 And Joab fought against Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and took the royal city.
Ez 33:2 "Žmogau, kalbėk savo tautos žmonėms ir sakyk: ‘Kai siunčiu kalaviją į kurį nors kraštą, to krašto žmonės paima vieną vyrą iš savo tarpo ir paskiria sargybiniu.
Eze 33:2 Son of man, speak to the children of thy people, and say unto them, When I bring the sword upon a land, if the people of the land take a man of their coasts, and set him for their watchman:
Kun 11:29 Iš gyvūnų , knibždančių žemėje, nešvarūs jums bus šie: kurmis, pelė, įvairių rūšių stambieji driežai,
Le 11:29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
Job 22:1 Tada Elifazas Temanas atsakydamas tarė:
Job 22:1 Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said,
Sk 24:15 Tada jis ėmė pranašauti, sakydamas: "Žodis Beoro sūnaus Bileamo, žodis žmogaus, turinčio teisingą akį,
Nu 24:15 And he took up his parable, and said, Balaam the son of Beor hath said, and the man whose eyes are open hath said:
2Sam 8:8 O iš Betacho ir Berotajo, Hadadezero miestų, Dovydas paėmė daug žalvario.
2Sa 8:8 And from Betah, and from Berothai, cities of Hadadezer, king David took exceeding much brass.
Koh 8:10 Taip pat mačiau nedorėlių, išeinančių iš šventosios vietos ir nešamų laidoti. Tuo tarpu tie, kurie dorai elgdavosi, pamiršti. Tai irgi migla!
Ec 8:10 And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city where they had so done: this is also vanity.
1Kar 3:10 Saliamono prašymas rado malonę Viešpaties akyse.
1Ki 3:10 And the speech pleased the LORD, that Solomon had asked this thing.
2Sam 2:32 Asaelis buvo nuneštas į Betliejų ir palaidotas tėvo kape. Joabas ir jo vyrai žygiavo visą naktį. Diena jiems prašvito Hebrone.
2Sa 2:32 And they took up Asahel, and buried him in the sepulchre of his father, which was in Bethlehem. And Joab and his men went all night, and they came to Hebron at break of day.
Gal 2:13 Kartu su juo veidmainiavo ir kiti žydai, net Barnabas pasidavė jų veidmainystei.
Ga 2:13 And the other Jews dissembled likewise with him; insomuch that Barnabas also was carried away with their dissimulation.
Iz 4:5 virš viso Siono kalnoir jo sueigų vietosdieną Viešpats sukurs debesį ir dūmus, o nakčia ­ ugnies liepsnų žėrėjimą.
Isa 4:5 And the LORD will create upon every dwelling place of mount Zion, and upon her assemblies, a cloud and smoke by day, and the shining of a flaming fire by night: for upon all the glory shall be a defence.
Ps 89:42 Jo priešų dešinę išaukštinai pergale, pradžiuginai jo priešus.
Ps 89:42 Thou hast set up the right hand of his adversaries; thou hast made all his enemies to rejoice.
Ps 35:7 Be priežasties jie paspendė man pinkles, be priežasties iškasė gilią duobę mano gyvasčiai.
Ps 35:7 For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.

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