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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 8:6 Klausiausi atidžiai ir neišgirdaunė vieno tiesos žodžio. Niekas neapgaili savo nedorumo, nesako: ‘Ką aš padariau! ’Visi puola į priekį savo neklusniuoju keliutarsi ristūnai, besiveržiantys į mūšį.
Jer 8:6 I hearkened and heard, but they spake not aright: no man repented him of his wickedness, saying, What have I done? every one turned to his course, as the horse rusheth into the battle.
2Sam 18:3 "Tu nežygiuosi į mūšį, ­ atsakė kariai, ­ nes jei mes ir bėgtume, jei net pusė mūsų žūtų, likusieji į mus dėmesio nekreips. O tu atstoji dešimt tūkstančių tokių kaip mes! Todėl tau geriau padėti mums iš miesto. "
2Sa 18:3 But the people answered, Thou shalt not go forth: for if we flee away, they will not care for us; neither if half of us die, will they care for us: but now thou art worth ten thousand of us: therefore now it is better that thou succour us out of the city.
2Kor 10:11 Kas taip sako, tegul įsidėmi, jog kokie esame iš tolo ir laiško žodžiais, tokie esame ir vietoje darbais.
2C 10:11 Let such an one think this, that, such as we are in word by letters when we are absent, such will we be also in deed when we are present.
Jer 36:16 Išgirdę visus žodžius, jie ėmė nuogąstauti ir sakyti vienas kitam: "Mes tikrai privalome visa tai pranešti karaliui. "
Jer 36:16 Now it came to pass, when they had heard all the words, they were afraid both one and other, and said unto Baruch, We will surely tell the king of all these words.
Ps 38:22 Skubėk man padėti, Viešpatie, skubėk manęs gelbėti!
Ps 38:22 Make haste to help me, O Lord my salvation.
Pat 3:6 Pripažink jį visur, kad ir ką darytum, ir jis ištiesins tavo kelius.
Pr 3:6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
2Kar 6:13 "Eikite ir sužinokite, kur jis, ­ paliepė jis, ­ kad galėčiau pasiųsti vyrus jį suimti. " Jam buvo pranešta: "Eliziejus yra Dotane. "
2Ki 6:13 And he said, Go and spy where he is, that I may send and fetch him. And it was told him, saying, Behold, he is in Dothan.
2Tim 2:3 Kęsk vargus kartu su manimi kaip geras Kristaus Jėzaus karys.
2Ti 2:3 Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.
Apd 26:7 Jo išsipildant tikisi sulaukti mūsų dvylikos giminių tauta, stropiai tarnaudama Dievui dieną ir naktį. Dėl šios vilties, karaliau, ir įskundė mane žydai.
Ac 26:7 Unto which promise our twelve tribes, instantly serving God day and night, hope to come. For which hope's sake, king Agrippa, I am accused of the Jews.
1Kar 2:5 Be to, tu taip pat žinai, ką man padarė Cerujos sūnus Joabas, kaip jis pasielgė su dviem Izraelio kariuomenės vadais ­ Nero sūnumi Abneru ir Jetero sūnumi Amasa. Jis užmušė juos, taikos metu keršydamas už kraują, kuris buvo pralietas kare, sutepdamas savo juosmens diržą ir savo kojų sandalus.
1Ki 2:5 Moreover thou knowest also what Joab the son of Zeruiah did to me, and what he did to the two captains of the hosts of Israel, unto Abner the son of Ner, and unto Amasa the son of Jether, whom he slew, and shed the blood of war in peace, and put the blood of war upon his girdle that was about his loins, and in his shoes that were on his feet.
Ps 120:4 Aštriomis galiūnų strėlėmis, degančiomis žarijomis!
Ps 120:4 Sharp arrows of the mighty, with coals of juniper.
2Krn 20:13 Tuo tarpu visas Judas stovėjo prieš Viešpatį drauge su savo mažyliais, žmonomis ir vaikais.
2Ch 20:13 And all Judah stood before the LORD, with their little ones, their wives, and their children.
Jer 8:16 Nuo Dano girdėti, kaip prunkščia jo ristūnai; nuo jo eržilų žvengimo dreba visas kraštas. Jie atėjo ir nusiaubė visą kraštą, miestus ir jų gyventojus.
Jer 8:16 The snorting of his horses was heard from Dan: the whole land trembled at the sound of the neighing of his strong ones; for they are come, and have devoured the land, and all that is in it; the city, and those that dwell therein.
1Pt 2:20 Menka garbė, jei jūs kantrūs, kai esate plakami už nusikaltimus. Bet kai esate kantrūs, darydami gera ir kentėdami, tuomet jums nuopelnas Dievo akyse.
1P 2:20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.
2Kar 4:12 Savo tarnui Gehaziui Eliziejus tarė: "Pašauk tą šunemietę. " Jis pašaukė ją ir, jai atsistojus prieš Eliziejų,
2Ki 4:12 And he said to Gehazi his servant, Call this Shunammite. And when he had called her, she stood before him.
Lk 19:36 Jam jojant, žmonės tiesė ant kelio drabužius.
Lu 19:36 And as he went, they spread their clothes in the way.
Dan 1:13 Po to tebūna palyginta tavo akivaizdoje mūsų išvaizda su išvaizda tų vaikinų, kurie valgo karališkus valgius. Taigi, kaip matysi, taip ir pasielgsi su savo tarnais. "
Da 1:13 Then let our countenances be looked upon before thee, and the countenance of the children that eat of the portion of the king's meat: and as thou seest, deal with thy servants.
Ez 33:10 O dabar, žmogau, sakyk Izraelio namams: ‘Jūs nuolat kalbate: ‘Mūsų nusikaltimai ir nuodėmės sunkiai mus slegia, dėl jų mes žūvame! Kaip galime gyventi? ’’
Eze 33:10 Therefore, O thou son of man, speak unto the house of Israel; Thus ye speak, saying, If our transgressions and our sins be upon us, and we pine away in them, how should we then live?
Jn 16:20 Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jūs verksite ir vaitosite, o pasaulis džiūgaus. Jūs liūdėsite, bet jūsų liūdesys pavirs džiaugsmu.
Jo 16:20 Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy.
Ez 1:14 Gyvūnai švytravo priekin ir atgal kaip žaibai.
Eze 1:14 And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.

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