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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 15:23 Žmonėms einant, visi gyventojai verkė balsu. Karalius perėjo Kidrono slėnį, ir visi žmonės ėjo toliau keliu dykumos link.
2Sa 15:23 And all the country wept with a loud voice, and all the people passed over: the king also himself passed over the brook Kidron, and all the people passed over, toward the way of the wilderness.
2Kor 6:12 Mumyse jums ne per ankšta; ankšta jūsų pačių širdyse.
2C 6:12 Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels.
Iš 2:22 Ji pagimdė jam sūnų, ir jis pavadino jį Geršomu, nes galvojo: "Aš buvau ateivis, gyvenantis svetimame krašte. "
Ex 2:22 And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land.
2Kar 19:21 Štai žodis, kurį Viešpats jam tarė: ‘Niekina tave, tyčiojasi iš tavęsmergelė, Siono duktė; kraipo galvą už tavo nugaros duktė Jeruzalė.
2Ki 19:21 This is the word that the LORD hath spoken concerning him; The virgin the daughter of Zion hath despised thee, and laughed thee to scorn; the daughter of Jerusalem hath shaken her head at thee.
Ez 23:10 Jie apnuogino jos gėdą, pagrobė jos sūnus ir dukteris, o ją pačią nužudė kalaviju. Dėl ją ištikusios bausmės ji tapo priežodžiu moterims.
Eze 23:10 These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword: and she became famous among women; for they had executed judgment upon her.
Mt 26:5 Bet jie sakė: "Tik ne per šventes, kad liaudyje nekiltų sąmyšio. "
Mat 26:5 But they said, Not on the feast day, lest there be an uproar among the people.
Ps 5:12 Juk tu, Viešpatie, tikrai laimini teisųjį, apgaubi jį savo malone lyg skydu.
Ps 5:12 For thou, LORD, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield.
Jer 21:11 Judo karaliaus namams:
Jer 21:11 And touching the house of the king of Judah, say, Hear ye the word of the LORD;
Ts 9:32 Todėl ateik nakčia, tu ir kariuomenė, esanti su tavimi, ir pasislėpk laukuose.
Judg 9:32 Now therefore up by night, thou and the people that is with thee, and lie in wait in the field:
1Kar 5:3 "Tu žinai, kad mano tėvas negalėjo statyti Namų Viešpaties, savo Dievo, vardui per jam grasinančius priešus, kol Viešpats nebuvo jų padėjęs jam po kojų.
1Ki 5:3 Thou knowest how that David my father could not build an house unto the name of the LORD his God for the wars which were about him on every side, until the LORD put them under the soles of his feet.
Pat 22:17 Palenk ausį ir klausykis išminčių žodžių, dėkis į širdį mano mokymą,
Pr 22:17 Bow down thine ear, and hear the words of the wise, and apply thine heart unto my knowledge.
Mt 5:28 O aš jums sakau: kiekvienas, kuris geidulingai žvelgia į moterį, jau svetimauja savo širdimi.
Mat 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Mt 11:5 aklieji praregi, raišieji vaikščioja, raupsuotieji apvalomi, kurtieji girdi, mirusieji prikeliami, vargdieniams skelbiama geroji naujiena.
Mat 11:5 The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.
1Krn 9:20 Seniau Eleazaro sūnus Finehasas buvo jų vadas ­ tebūna su juo Viešpats!
1Ch 9:20 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar was the ruler over them in time past, and the LORD was with him.
Kun 14:15 Kunigas turi paimti logą aliejaus, užsipilti jo ant kairės rankos delno,
Le 14:15 And the priest shall take some of the log of oil, and pour it into the palm of his own left hand:
2Sam 22:35 Jis taip lavino mano rankas mūšiui, kad mano žastai galėtų įtempti bronzinį lanką!
2Sa 22:35 He teacheth my hands to war; so that a bow of steel is broken by mine arms.
2Krn 27:5 Jis kovojo su Amono karaliumi ir nugalėjo. Amonas tais metais davė jam šimtą sidabro talentų, dešimt tūkstančių korų kviečių ir dešimt tūkstančių korų miežių. Amonas mokėjo jam tą pačią sumą antrais ir trečiais metais.
2Ch 27:5 He fought also with the king of the Ammonites, and prevailed against them. And the children of Ammon gave him the same year an hundred talents of silver, and ten thousand measures of wheat, and ten thousand of barley. So much did the children of Ammon pay unto him, both the second year, and the third.
Ps 11:7 Juk teisus yra Viešpats; jis myli teisius darbus, ir dorieji matys jo veidą.
Ps 11:7 For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.
Mt 14:5 Taigi Erodas norėjo nužudyti Joną, bet bijojo liaudies, kuri laikė jį pranašu.
Mat 14:5 And when he would have put him to death, he feared the multitude, because they counted him as a prophet.
Apd 4:2 Jie labai pyko, kodėl apaštalai moko žmones ir skelbia mirusiųjų prisikėlimą Jėzaus pavyzdžiu.
Ac 4:2 Being grieved that they taught the people, and preached through Jesus the resurrection from the dead.

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