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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 9:21 Jis apšlakstė krauju ir padangtę bei visus apeigų indus.
He 9:21 Moreover he sprinkled with blood both the tabernacle, and all the vessels of the ministry.
Jer 34:12 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 34:12 Therefore the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah from the LORD, saying,
2Kar 2:10 "Sunkaus dalyko prašai, ­ tarė Elijas. ­ Jeigu matysi mane, kai būsiu nuo tavęs paimamas, tau bus šitai suteikta, o jeigu nematysi, tai nebus tau suteikta. "
2Ki 2:10 And he said, Thou hast asked a hard thing: nevertheless, if thou see me when I am taken from thee, it shall be so unto thee; but if not, it shall not be so.
Pr 3:24 Išvaręs žmogų, jis pastatė į rytus nuo Edeno sodo kerubus ir liepsna švytruojantį kalaviją kelio prie gyvybės medžio saugoti.
Ge 3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
Job 13:14 Įsikandęs dantyse nešiu savo kūnąir ant delno pasidėsiu gyvastį.
Job 13:14 Wherefore do I take my flesh in my teeth, and put my life in mine hand?
2Sam 13:36 Vos jam tai ištarus, atėjo karaliaus sūnūs. Jie pravirko balsu. Ir Dovydas, ir visi jo dvariškiai verkė karčiomis ašaromis.
2Sa 13:36 And it came to pass, as soon as he had made an end of speaking, that, behold, the king's sons came, and lifted up their voice and wept: and the king also and all his servants wept very sore.
1Krn 21:18 Tada Viešpaties angelas liepė Gadui pasakyti Dovydui, kad šis nueitų ir pastatytų aukurą Ornano Jabusiečio klojime.
1Ch 21:18 Then the angel of the LORD commanded Gad to say to David, that David should go up, and set up an altar unto the LORD in the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite.
Pr 31:19 O Labanas buvo išėjęs avių kirpti. Rachelė tuo metu pasivogė savo tėvo šeimos stabus .
Ge 31:19 And Laban went to shear his sheep: and Rachel had stolen the images that were her father's.
Est 3:12 Taigi buvo pašaukti karaliaus raštininkai. Pirmo mėnesio tryliktą dieną jie parašė Hamano padiktuotą įsaką karaliaus satrapams, visų sričių valdytojams ir kiekvienos tautos pareigūnams, kiekvienai valdai jų raštu ir kiekvienai tautai jos kalba. Įsakas buvo parašytas karaliaus Ahasvero vardu ir užantspauduotas karališkuoju antspaudo žiedu.
Es 3:12 Then were the king's scribes called on the thirteenth day of the first month, and there was written according to all that Haman had commanded unto the king's lieutenants, and to the governors that were over every province, and to the rulers of every people of every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language; in the name of king Ahasuerus was it written, and sealed with the king's ring.
Žyd 10:13 laukdamas, kol jo priešai bus patiesti tarsi pakojis po jo kojų.
He 10:13 From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
2Krn 29:17 Pirmą mėnesio dieną jie pradėjo pašventinimo darbus ir aštuntą mėnesio dieną pasiekė Viešpaties Prieangį. Jie šventino Viešpaties Namus aštuonias dienas, ir pirmo mėnesio šešioliktą dieną darbai buvo užbaigti.
2Ch 29:17 Now they began on the first day of the first month to sanctify, and on the eighth day of the month came they to the porch of the LORD: so they sanctified the house of the LORD in eight days; and in the sixteenth day of the first month they made an end.
Ez 40:36 Jų sarginės, stulpai ir prieangis buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip kiti ir turėjo langus visur aplinkui. Jų ilgis buvo penkiasdešimt uolekčių, o plotis dvidešimt penkios.
Eze 40:36 The little chambers thereof, the posts thereof, and the arches thereof, and the windows to it round about: the length was fifty cubits, and the breadth five and twenty cubits.
Iz 56:9 Jūs, visi lauko žvėrys, ateikite prisiėsti, jūs, visi miško žvėrys!
Isa 56:9 All ye beasts of the field, come to devour, yea, all ye beasts in the forest.
1Kar 7:17 Antgaliai ant stulpų viršaus buvo dengti pynėmis, po septynias vienam antgaliui ir po septynias kitam antgaliui.
1Ki 7:17 And nets of checker work, and wreaths of chain work, for the chapiters which were upon the top of the pillars; seven for the one chapiter, and seven for the other chapiter.
2Krn 18:33 Bet vienas vyras įtempė iš akies lanką ir netyčiomis pataikė Izraelio karaliui tarp šarvų sandūrų. Jis paliepė savo vežimo vežėjui: "Suk atgal ir vežk mane iš mūšio! Esu sužeistas! "
2Ch 18:33 And a certain man drew a bow at a venture, and smote the king of Israel between the joints of the harness: therefore he said to his chariot man, Turn thine hand, that thou mayest carry me out of the host; for I am wounded.
Ts 6:3 Mat izraelitams pasėjus sėklą, midjaniečiai, amalekiečiai bei kiti Rytų gyventojai pakildavo prieš juos.
Judg 6:3 And so it was, when Israel had sown, that the Midianites came up, and the Amalekites, and the children of the east, even they came up against them;
Pat 9:9 Šviesk išmintingą žmogų, kad taptų išmintingesnis, mokyk teisųjį, kad daugiau išmoktų.
Pr 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.
Ts 6:19 Tada Gideonas įėjo į vidų, sutaisė ožiuką ir padarė iš efos miltų neraugintų plokštainių. Įdėjęs mėsą į pintinę ir supylęs sriubą į puodą, atnešė visa jam po ąžuolu. Juos patiekiant,
Judg 6:19 And Gideon went in, and made ready a kid, and unleavened cakes of an ephah of flour: the flesh he put in a basket, and he put the broth in a pot, and brought it out unto him under the oak, and presented it.
Ps 116:12 Kuo galiu atsilyginti Viešpačiui už visa, ko jis dosniai man davė?
Ps 116:12 What shall I render unto the LORD for all his benefits toward me?
Jer 49:32 Jų kupranugariai taps grobiu, jų gausios galvijų bandos ­ karo laimikiu. Atiduosiu vėjams tuos vyrus skustais smilkiniais, siųsiu jiems pražūtį iš visų pusių! ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 49:32 And their camels shall be a booty, and the multitude of their cattle a spoil: and I will scatter into all winds them that are in the utmost corners; and I will bring their calamity from all sides thereof, saith the LORD.

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