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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 26:43 Jų paliktas kraštas, gulėdamas nuniokotas, atgaus šabo poilsį, jiems atliekant bausmę už savo kaltę, nes jie išdrįso atmesti mano įsakus ir paniekino mano įstatus.
Le 26:43 The land also shall be left of them, and shall enjoy her sabbaths, while she lieth desolate without them: and they shall accept of the punishment of their iniquity: because, even because they despised my judgments, and because their soul abhorred my statutes.
Joz 7:19 Tada Jozuė tarė Achanui: "Mano sūnau, garbink Viešpatį, Izraelio Dievą, ir šlovink jį! Pasakyk man, ką padarei. Nieko neslėpk. "
Jos 7:19 And Joshua said unto Achan, My son, give, I pray thee, glory to the LORD God of Israel, and make confession unto him; and tell me now what thou hast done; hide it not from me.
Gal 3:24 Taigi įstatymas buvo mūsų auklėtojas, vedęs į Kristų, kad mes būtume tikėjimu nuteisinti.
Ga 3:24 Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
Mt 14:33 Tie, kurie buvo valtyje, pagarbino jį, sakydami: "Tikrai tu Dievo Sūnus! "
Mat 14:33 Then they that were in the ship came and worshipped him, saying, Of a truth thou art the Son of God.
Lk 17:30 Šitaip bus ir tą dieną, kai apsireikš Žmogaus Sūnus.
Lu 17:30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.
Pat 25:7 Juk geriau, kad tau būtų sakoma: "Slinkis aukščiau! " ­negu būti pažemintam kilmingųjų akivaizdoje. Ką tavo akys matė,
Pr 25:7 For better it is that it be said unto thee, Come up hither; than that thou shouldest be put lower in the presence of the prince whom thine eyes have seen.
Lk 7:32 Panašūs jie į vaikus, kurie, susėdę prekyvietėje, šaukia vieni kitiems: ‘Mes jums grojome, o jūs nešokote; mes giedojome raudas, o jūs neverkėte. ’
Lu 7:32 They are like unto children sitting in the marketplace, and calling one to another, and saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not wept.
Pat 2:6 Juk Viešpats duoda išminties, iš jo lūpų ateina pažinimas ir supratimas.
Pr 2:6 For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding.
Apd 17:30 Ir štai Dievas nebepaiso anų neišmanymo laikų, bet dabar skelbia žmonėms, jog visiems visur reikia atsiversti.
Ac 17:30 And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
Jon 2:4 Tuomet tariau: ‘Iš tavo Artumo esu išguitas! Kaip vėl regėsiu tavo šventąją buveinę?
Jon 2:4 Then I said, I am cast out of thy sight; yet I will look again toward thy holy temple.
1Krn 4:42 O kai kurie jų ­ penki šimtai Simeono giminės vyrų ­ nukeliavo į Seyro kalnus, vedami Išio sūnų Pelatijos, Nearijos, Refajos ir Uzielio,
1Ch 4:42 And some of them, even of the sons of Simeon, five hundred men, went to mount Seir, having for their captains Pelatiah, and Neariah, and Rephaiah, and Uzziel, the sons of Ishi.
Sk 9:10 "Kalbėk izraelitams, sakydamas: ‘Jei kas nors iš jūsų ar iš jūsų palikuonių taptų nešvarus, paliesdamas numirėlį, ar būtų tolimoje kelionėje, vis dėlto galės atnašauti Paschą Viešpačiui.
Nu 9:10 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If any man of you or of your posterity shall be unclean by reason of a dead body, or be in a journey afar off, yet he shall keep the passover unto the LORD.
Oz 2:8 Ji nežinojo, kad tai ašdaviau jai grūdų, vyno ir aliejaus, apipyliau ją sidabru ir auksu, o jie tai išleido Baalui.
Ho 2:8 For she did not know that I gave her corn, and wine, and oil, and multiplied her silver and gold, which they prepared for Baal.
Iz 37:25 Kasiau šuliniusir gėriau vandenį svetimuose kraštuose; savo kojų padais išdžiovinau visas Egipto upes. "
Isa 37:25 I have digged, and drunk water; and with the sole of my feet have I dried up all the rivers of the besieged places.
Apr 9:5 Bet jiems buvo leista ne žudyti žmones, o juos kankinti penkis mėnesius. Jų kankinimas it skorpiono, kai jis įgelia žmogų.
Re 9:5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
Oz 6:2 Po dviejų dienų jis mus atgaivins, trečiąją dieną jis mus prikels, kad būtume gyvi jo Artume.
Ho 6:2 After two days will he revive us: in the third day he will raise us up, and we shall live in his sight.
Lk 8:1 Jėzus keliavo per miestus ir kaimus, mokydamas ir skelbdamas gerąją naujieną apie Dievo karalystę. Su juo buvo Dvylika [apaštalų]
Lu 8:1 And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him,
Pat 16:6 Gerumu ir ištikimybe atsilyginama už kaltę, o pagarbia Viešpaties baime išvengiama pikta.
Pr 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil.
Rom 14:11 Parašyta: Kaip aš gyvas, sako Viešpats, prieš mane suklups kiekvienas kelis, ir visų lūpos šlovins Dievą.
Ro 14:11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
2Tim 2:4 Atliekantis kario tarnybą neužsiima pragyvenimo reikalais, idant patiktų jį pašaukusiam tarnybon.
2Ti 2:4 No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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