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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 5:23 Jei neši dovaną prie aukuro ir ten prisimeni, jog tavo brolis turi šį tą prieš tave,
Mat 5:23 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;
Jok 4:8 Artinkitės prie Dievo, ir jis artinsis prie jūsų. Nusimazgokite rankas, nusidėjėliai, nusivalykite širdis, besiblaškantieji!
Ja 4:8 Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
1Tes 5:7 Mat kas miega, miega naktį, ir kas pasigeria, pasigeria naktį.
1Th 5:7 For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.
Dan 4:6 Įsakiau sušaukti visus Babilono išminčius pas mane, kad jie man pasakytų, ką tas sapnas reiškia.
Da 4:6 Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise men of Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream.
2Krn 10:11 Taigi mano tėvas uždėjo jums sunkų jungą, o aš dar pridėsiu prie jūsų jungo. Mano tėvas plakė jus botagais, o aš plaksiu jus skorpionais. ’"
2Ch 10:11 For whereas my father put a heavy yoke upon you, I will put more to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.
Iz 47:1 "Lipk žemyn, sėskis dulkėse, mergele, Babilono dukterie! Tau nebėra sosto, sėsk ant žemės, chaldėjų dukterie! Dailiąja ir gašliąja nebūsi daugiau vadinama.
Isa 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.
Sk 25:4 Viešpats tarė Mozei: "Paimk visus tautos vadus ir viešai pasmeik juos ant baslio Viešpaties akivaizdoje, kad Viešpaties pykčio įniršis būtų nugręžtas nuo Izraelio. "
Nu 25:4 And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.
Iš 12:4 Jei šeima visam avinėliui per maža, tesideda ji prie artimiausio kaimyno, kad įsigytų avinėlį, ir tesidalija juo, atsižvelgdama į skaičių asmenų, kurie turės jį valgyti.
Ex 12:4 And if the household be too little for the lamb, let him and his neighbour next unto his house take it according to the number of the souls; every man according to his eating shall make your count for the lamb.
Ps 8:3 Kai pažvelgiu į tavo dangų, tavo rankų darbą, į mėnulį ir žvaigždes, kurias tu pritvirtinai,
Ps 8:3 When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;
Ps 96:3 Apsakykite tautoms jo garbę, visoms tautoms jo nuostabius darbus!
Ps 96:3 Declare his glory among the heathen, his wonders among all people.
Mt 13:45 Dangaus karalystė dar panaši į pirklį, ieškantį gražių perlų.
Mat 13:45 Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls:
Iš 40:8 Iš visų pusių įrengsi kiemą ir pakabinsi užuolaidą ant kiemo vartų.
Ex 40:8 And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate.
2Kar 19:37 Vieną dieną, jam meldžiantis savo dievo Nisrocho šventykloje, jo sūnūs Adramelechas ir Sareceras nužudė jį kalaviju ir pabėgo į Ararato kraštą. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Asarhadonas.
2Ki 19:37 And it came to pass, as he was worshipping in the house of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons smote him with the sword: and they escaped into the land of Armenia. And Esarhaddon his son reigned in his stead.
Rom 12:16 Sutarkite tarpusavyje. Nesiveržkite prie aukštų dalykų, bet pasitenkinkite kukliais. Nelaikykite savęs išmintingais.
Ro 12:16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
Job 31:21 jeigu pakėliau ranką prieš našlaitį, žinodamas, kad įtakingas teisme,
Job 31:21 If I have lifted up my hand against the fatherless, when I saw my help in the gate:
Ps 73:20 Kaip sapną po pabudimo, Viešpatie, tu paniekini tuos vaiduoklius.
Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.
Pr 38:19 Tuomet ji pakilo ir nuėjo sau, nusiėmė šydą ir apsivilko našlės drabužius.
Ge 38:19 And she arose, and went away, and laid by her vail from her, and put on the garments of her widowhood.
Mt 26:68 ir tyčiojosi: "Pranašauk mums, Mesijau, kas tave užgavo! "
Mat 26:68 Saying, Prophesy unto us, thou Christ, Who is he that smote thee?
Mk 10:2 Tada atėjo fariziejų, kurie, spęsdami jam pinkles, klausė jį, ar galima atleisti žmoną.
Mar 10:2 And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
Iš 25:13 Padarysi iš akacijos medžio karteles ir jas paauksuosi.
Ex 25:13 And thou shalt make staves of shittim wood, and overlay them with gold.

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