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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 21:10 Ir dar sakė: "Tauta sukils prieš tautą ir karalystė prieš karalystę.
Lu 21:10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
Mal 3:11 Dėl jūsų taip sudrausiu skėrius, kad jie nesunaikins jūsų žemės derliaus, ir jūsų vynmedis laukuose nebus be vaisių, ­ sako Galybių Viešpats. ­
Mal 3:11 And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts.
Jer 25:28 O jeigu jie atsisakytų imti iš tavo rankos taurę ir gerti, sakyk jiems: ‘Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats. Jūs turite gerti!
Jer 25:28 And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.
Pat 26:27 Kas kasa duobę, tas į ją įkris; akmuo užrieda ant to, kuris jį parita.
Pr 26:27 Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.
Am 2:15 Lankininkai neištvers, greitakojai neišsigelbės, nė raitieji neišgelbės savo gyvybės.
Am 2:15 Neither shall he stand that handleth the bow; and he that is swift of foot shall not deliver himself: neither shall he that rideth the horse deliver himself.
Iš 29:36 Kasdien atnašausi jautį kaip permaldavimo auką už nuodėmę. Atnašausi auką už nuodėmę ir už aukurą, kai jį apvalysi; patepsi jį, kad pašventintum.
Ex 29:36 And thou shalt offer every day a bullock for a sin offering for atonement: and thou shalt cleanse the altar, when thou hast made an atonement for it, and thou shalt anoint it, to sanctify it.
1Kar 10:23 Taip karalius Saliamonas viršijo turtais ir išmintimi visus žemės karalius.
1Ki 10:23 So king Solomon exceeded all the kings of the earth for riches and for wisdom.
Iš 17:2 Žmonės barėsi ant Mozės ir sakė: "Duok mums vandens atsigerti! " Mozė atsakė jiems: "Ko mane barate? Kam gi mėginate Viešpatį? "
Ex 17:2 Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the LORD?
Rom 4:12 ir tėvu tiems apipjaustytiesiems, kurie ne tik apipjaustyti, bet ir vaikščioja pėdomis mūsų tėvo Abraomo, kuris tikėjo, būdamas dar neapipjaustytas.
Ro 4:12 And the father of circumcision to them who are not of the circumcision only, but who also walk in the steps of that faith of our father Abraham, which he had being yet uncircumcised.
Įst 3:29 Tuomet mes buvome apsistoję slėnyje priešais Bet Peorą.
De 3:29 So we abode in the valley over against Bethpeor.
Lk 19:17 Jis atsakė: ‘Gerai, stropusis tarne! Kadangi pasirodei patikimas mažuose dalykuose, tu gauni valdyti dešimt miestų. ’
Lu 19:17 And he said unto him, Well, thou good servant: because thou hast been faithful in a very little, have thou authority over ten cities.
Ps 20:5 kad šauktume iš džiaugsmo dėl tavo pergalėsir keltume vėliavas mūsų Dievo vardu. Tepatenkina Dievas visus tavo prašymus!
Ps 20:5 We will rejoice in thy salvation, and in the name of our God we will set up our banners: the LORD fulfil all thy petitions.
Lk 20:26 Taip jiems nepavyko žmonių akivaizdoje sugauti jo kalboje. Stebėdamiesi jo atsakymu, jie nutilo.
Lu 20:26 And they could not take hold of his words before the people: and they marvelled at his answer, and held their peace.
Gg 7:10 Aš priklausau mylimajam, ir jis manęs geidžia.
SS 7:10 I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.
Pr 41:28 Taigi tai reiškia tai, ką jau sakiau faraonui: Dievas parodė faraonui, ką jis ruošiasi daryti.
Ge 41:28 This is the thing which I have spoken unto Pharaoh: What God is about to do he sheweth unto Pharaoh.
Žyd 12:25 Žiūrėkite, kad neatstumtumėte kalbančiojo, nes jeigu anie neišsisuko, kai atmetė tą, kuris žemėje davė įspėjimų, tai juo labiau neišsisuksime mes, nusigręžę nuo to, kuris kalba iš dangaus.
He 12:25 See that ye refuse not him that speaketh. For if they escaped not who refused him that spake on earth, much more shall not we escape, if we turn away from him that speaketh from heaven:
Sk 9:13 Bet jei kas nors, būdamas švarus ir ne kelionėje, susilaikytų atnašauti Paschą, jis bus atskirtas nuo tautos, nes neatnašavo Viešpačiui aukos nustatytu laiku. Tas žmogus turės pakelti savo nuodėmės padarinius.
Nu 9:13 But the man that is clean, and is not in a journey, and forbeareth to keep the passover, even the same soul shall be cut off from among his people: because he brought not the offering of the LORD in his appointed season, that man shall bear his sin.
2Sam 20:24 Adoramas vadovavo lažo darbams, Ahiludo sūnus Juozapatas buvo raštinės viršininkas,
2Sa 20:24 And Adoram was over the tribute: and Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud was recorder:
1Kar 3:12 aš įvykdau, kaip prašei. Iš tikrųjų suteikiu tau išmintingą ir įžvalgią širdį. Tokio kaip tu nebuvo prieš tave ir toks kaip tu nekils po tavęs.
1Ki 3:12 Behold, I have done according to thy words: lo, I have given thee a wise and an understanding heart; so that there was none like thee before thee, neither after thee shall any arise like unto thee.
2Sam 15:19 Tada karalius tarė Itajui Gatiečiui: "Kam gi tau eiti su mumis? Eik atgal ir pabūk su naujuoju karaliumi, nes tu juk svetimšalis ir tremtinys iš savo namų.
2Sa 15:19 Then said the king to Ittai the Gittite, Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.

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