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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 36:21 Saugokis, kad nesigręžtum į pikta! Juk dėl to turėjai kentėti skausmą.
Job 36:21 Take heed, regard not iniquity: for this hast thou chosen rather than affliction.
Iz 25:3 Šlovins tave dėl to galingos tautos žmonės, drebės prieš tave žiauriųjų tautų miestai.
Isa 25:3 Therefore shall the strong people glorify thee, the city of the terrible nations shall fear thee.
Kun 14:19 kunigas paaukos auką už nuodėmę ir atliks permaldavimą labui to žmogaus, kuris turi būti apvalytas. Po to bus papjauta deginamoji auka;
Le 14:19 And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:
Iz 7:2 Kai Dovydo namus pasiekė žinia, kad Aramas jau įsitaisė Efraimo valdose, karaliaus širdis ir žmonių širdys sudrebėjo, kaip dreba miško medžiai, blaškomi vėjo.
Isa 7:2 And it was told the house of David, saying, Syria is confederate with Ephraim. And his heart was moved, and the heart of his people, as the trees of the wood are moved with the wind.
Iš 5:11 Patys eikite ir pasirūpinkite šiaudų, kur tik galite jų rasti. Tačiau darbas jums nė kiek nebus sumažintas. ’"
Ex 5:11 Go ye, get you straw where ye can find it: yet not ought of your work shall be diminished.
Gg 1:13 Mano mylimasis man ­ miros ryšulėlis, prigludęs tarp mano krūtų.
SS 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
Sk 24:8 Dievas, vedantis jį iš Egipto, jam tarsi laukinio jaučio ragų galia. Jis surys sau priešingas tautas, sutrupindamas jų kaulus, perverdamas juos savo strėlėmis.
Nu 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
Iš 28:21 Akmenų skaičius atitiks dvylikos Izraelio sūnų vardus; jie bus tarsi antspaudo žiedai su kiekviename išraižytu vienos iš dvylikos giminių vardu.
Ex 28:21 And the stones shall be with the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet; every one with his name shall they be according to the twelve tribes.
2Kar 17:11 Ten, visuose aukštumų alkuose, jie degino smilkalus, kaip darė tautos, kurias Viešpats jiems ateinant buvo išvaręs į tremtį. Jie darė nedorus darbus, pykdydami Viešpatį,
2Ki 17:11 And there they burnt incense in all the high places, as did the heathen whom the LORD carried away before them; and wrought wicked things to provoke the LORD to anger:
Mk 5:6 Iš tolo pamatęs Jėzų, atbėgo, parpuolė priešais
Mar 5:6 But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
Pr 9:15 aš atsiminsiu savo Sandorą tarp manęs ir jūsų bei visų mirtingųjų gyvūnų, ir vandenys niekada daugiau nebetaps tvanu visiems mirtingiesiems sunaikinti.
Ge 9:15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
Iz 26:7 Teisiojo takas ­ be duobių; teisiajam tu padarai lygų kelią.
Isa 26:7 The way of the just is uprightness: thou, most upright, dost weigh the path of the just.
1Kar 2:4 Tada Viešpats įvykdys man duotą pažadą: ‘Jeigu tavo palikuonys bus atidūs savo kelyje ir elgsis ištikimai mano akivaizdoje visa savo širdimi ir visa savo gyvastimi, nestigs tau niekada palikuonio Izraelio soste. ’
1Ki 2:4 That the LORD may continue his word which he spake concerning me, saying, If thy children take heed to their way, to walk before me in truth with all their heart and with all their soul, there shall not fail thee (said he) a man on the throne of Israel.
2Krn 35:23 Lankininkai pašovė karalių Jošiją. Tada karalius tarė savo tarnams: "Išveskite mane, nes aš sunkiai sužeistas. "
2Ch 35:23 And the archers shot at king Josiah; and the king said to his servants, Have me away; for I am sore wounded.
Ez 4:13 Viešpats sako: "Šitaip valgys Izraelio žmonės savo suteptą duoną tautose, kuriose juos išblaškysiu. "
Eze 4:13 And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.
Ts 14:18 Miesto vyrai septintą dieną prieš saulėlydį tarė: "Kas saldesnis už medų? Kas stipresnis už liūtą? "O jis atsakė: "Jei nebūtumėte arę mano telyčia, nebūtumėte mano mįslės įminę. "
Judg 14:18 And the men of the city said unto him on the seventh day before the sun went down, What is sweeter than honey? And what is stronger than a lion? and he said unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.
Įst 24:5 Kol vyras neseniai vedęs, nei jis į kariuomenę eis, nei jam bus pavestos kokios pareigos. Atleistas vieneriems metams, jis liks namie ir džiugins žmoną, kurią yra vedęs.
De 24:5 When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.
2Sam 23:6 O visi bedieviai tarsi dagiainubloškiami šalin, nes jų negalima paimti į rankas.
2Sa 23:6 But the sons of Belial shall be all of them as thorns thrust away, because they cannot be taken with hands:
Iz 20:4 taip ir Asirijos karalius varys belaisvius iš Egipto bei tremtinius kušitus, jaunus bei senus, nuogus ir basus, plikais užpakaliais ­ Egipto gėdai! "
Isa 20:4 So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
Iš 32:22 Aaronas atsakė: "Neniršk, mano viešpatie! Tu žinai, kad ši tauta linkusi į pikta.
Ex 32:22 And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.

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