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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 34:18 Paskui raštininkas Šafanas karaliui pranešė, tardamas: "Kunigas Hilkijas davė man knygą. " Tada Šafanas iš jos paskaitė karaliui.
2Ch 34:18 Then Shaphan the scribe told the king, saying, Hilkiah the priest hath given me a book. And Shaphan read it before the king.
1Sam 6:2 Tada filistinai sušaukė savo kunigus bei būrėjus ir klausė: "Ką turime daryti su Viešpaties Skrynia? Pasakykite mums, kaip turėtume ją pasiųsti atgal į jos vietą. "
1Sa 6:2 And the Philistines called for the priests and the diviners, saying, What shall we do to the ark of the LORD? tell us wherewith we shall send it to his place.
Įst 22:29 su ja sugulęs vyras duos merginos tėvui penkiasdešimt sidabrinių šekelių, o ji taps jo žmona. Kadangi išprievartavo, jis niekada neturės teisės su ja išsiskirti.
De 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Jn 11:10 O kas vaikščioja naktį, suklumpa, nes jam trūksta šviesos. "
Jo 11:10 But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.
1Kor 11:22 Argi neturite savo namų pavalgyti ir išgerti? O gal norite paniekinti Dievo Bažnyčią ir sugėdinti nepasiturinčius? Kas man belieka sakyti? Pagirti? Ne! Už šitai nepagirsiu.
1C 11:22 What? have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the church of God, and shame them that have not? what shall I say to you? shall I praise you in this? I praise you not.
Neh 7:46 Šventyklos tarnų: Cihos palikuonys, Hasufos palikuonys, Tabaoto palikuonys,
Ne 7:46 The Nethinims: the children of Ziha, the children of Hashupha, the children of Tabbaoth,
Ps 119:50 Net kančioje esu paguostas, nes tavo pažadas mane gaivina.
Ps 119:50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
Job 34:32 pamokyk mane, kad galėčiau matyti; jei pikta padariau, daugiau to nedarysiu. ’
Job 34:32 That which I see not teach thou me: if I have done iniquity, I will do no more.
Iš 35:5 ‘Padarykite tarp savųjų rinkliavą Viešpačiui. Kiekvienas, dosnios širdies skatinamas, teatneša Viešpačiui auką: aukso, sidabro ir vario,
Ex 35:5 Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass,
1Sam 20:11 "Eikš, ­ tarė Jehonatanas Dovydui, ­ eime į lauką! "Jiems atėjus į lauką,
1Sa 20:11 And Jonathan said unto David, Come, and let us go out into the field. And they went out both of them into the field.
2Kar 11:7 O kiti du jūsų būriai ­ visi, kurie šią savaitę nėra tarnyboje ­ saugos Viešpaties Namus karaliaus apsaugos dėlei.
2Ki 11:7 And two parts of all you that go forth on the sabbath, even they shall keep the watch of the house of the LORD about the king.
Jn 12:36 Kol turite šviesą, tikėkite ją, kad taptumėte šviesos vaikais. "Tai pasakęs, Jėzus pasišalino ir pasislėpė nuo jų.
Jo 12:36 While ye have light, believe in the light, that ye may be the children of light. These things spake Jesus, and departed, and did hide himself from them.
Ps 60:11 Išgelbėk mus nuo priešo, nes žmogus padėti nieko negali.
Ps 60:11 Give us help from trouble: for vain is the help of man.
Jer 40:11 Taip pat visi judėjai Moabe bei gyvenę Amone, Edome ir kituose kraštuose išgirdo, kad Babilono karalius paliko likutį Judo krašte ir paskyrė Šafano sūnaus Ahikamo sūnų Gedaliją jų valdytoju.
Jer 40:11 Likewise when all the Jews that were in Moab, and among the Ammonites, and in Edom, and that were in all the countries, heard that the king of Babylon had left a remnant of Judah, and that he had set over them Gedaliah the son of Ahikam the son of Shaphan;
1Krn 28:21 Štai kunigų ir levitų padalos, parengtos visai Dievo Namų tarnybai. Visuose darbuose su tavimi bus norintys padėti vyrai, turintys išminties ir įgūdžių visokioms užduotims. Taip pat ir pareigūnai, ir visi žmonės darys visa, ką tu įsakysi. "
1Ch 28:21 And, behold, the courses of the priests and the Levites, even they shall be with thee for all the service of the house of God: and there shall be with thee for all manner of workmanship every willing skilful man, for any manner of service: also the princes and all the people will be wholly at thy commandment.
Pat 30:9 tik suteik kasdienės duonos, kad, būdamas sotus, neišsiginčiau tavęsir nesakyčiau: "Kas tas Viešpats? " ­arba, būdamas skurde, vogčiauir paniekinčiau savo Dievo vardą.
Pr 30:9 Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the LORD? or lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.
Įst 28:66 Tavo gyvastį nuolat slėgs nežinia, patirsi baimę naktį ir dieną, nebūdamas tikras, kad išliksi.
De 28:66 And thy life shall hang in doubt before thee; and thou shalt fear day and night, and shalt have none assurance of thy life:
Jer 7:6 jei neskriausite svetimšalio, našlaičio ir našlės, jei nepraliesite nekalto kraujo šioje vietoje ir nedarysite sau žalos, sekdami paskui svetimus dievus,
Jer 7:6 If ye oppress not the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, and shed not innocent blood in this place, neither walk after other gods to your hurt:
Kun 14:46 Kas tik įeitų į namus, kai jie uždaryti, bus nešvarus iki vakaro;
Le 14:46 Moreover he that goeth into the house all the while that it is shut up shall be unclean until the even.
Kun 5:6 Atves Viešpačiui kaip bausmę už nuodėmę, kuria nusidėjo, patelę iš avių kaimenės ­ avį ar ožką ­ kaip auką už nuodėmę. Kunigas atliks permaldavimą jo labui už jo nuodėmę.
Le 5:6 And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the LORD for his sin which he hath sinned, a female from the flock, a lamb or a kid of the goats, for a sin offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him concerning his sin.

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