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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 25:9 štai aš pasikviesiu visas šiaurės gentis, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ pasikviesiu Babilono karalių Nebukadnecarą, savo tarną. Aš atvesiu jas prieš šį kraštą, prieš jo gyventojus ir prieš visas kaimynines tautas. Sunaikindamas jas, paversiu jas klaiko ir pajuokos reginiu, užtrauksiu joms amžiną gėdą.
Jer 25:9 Behold, I will send and take all the families of the north, saith the LORD, and Nebuchadrezzar the king of Babylon, my servant, and will bring them against this land, and against the inhabitants thereof, and against all these nations round about, and will utterly destroy them, and make them an astonishment, and an hissing, and perpetual desolations.
Iš 37:27 Žemiau apvado abiejuose aukuro šonuose pritaisė du auksinius žiedus kartelėms aukurui nešti.
Ex 37:27 And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal.
Pr 31:50 Jeigu skriausi mano dukteris ar vesi dar kitas moteris be mano dukterų, nors ir nebūtų liudytojo su mumis, atsimink, kad pats Dievas bus mano ir tavo liudytojas. "
Ge 31:50 If thou shalt afflict my daughters, or if thou shalt take other wives beside my daughters, no man is with us; see, God is witness betwixt me and thee.
Iz 13:10 Dangaus žvaigždės ir žvaigždynainebeduoda šviesos, teka užtemusi saulė, nebešvyti mėnulis.
Isa 13:10 For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
Jer 34:10 Visi didžiūnai ir žmonės, sudariusieji sandorą, sutiko duoti laisvę savo vergams, vyrams ir moterims, ir nebelaikyti jų daugiau vergais. Tačiau nors sutiko ir išlaisvino,
Jer 34:10 Now when all the princes, and all the people, which had entered into the covenant, heard that every one should let his manservant, and every one his maidservant, go free, that none should serve themselves of them any more, then they obeyed, and let them go.
Neh 11:24 Mešezabelio sūnus Petachija iš Judo sūnaus Zeraho palikuonių buvo karaliui po ranka visiems žmonių reikalams.
Ne 11:24 And Pethahiah the son of Meshezabeel, of the children of Zerah the son of Judah, was at the king's hand in all matters concerning the people.
Iz 50:6 Atsukau nugarą mane plakantiems, atkišau žandus raunantiems man barzdą, nuo užgauliojimo ir spjūvių neslėpiau veido.
Isa 50:6 I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off the hair: I hid not my face from shame and spitting.
Jer 21:10 Atsigręžiau į tą miestą jo nelaimei, o ne gerovei, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Jis bus atiduotas į rankas Babilono karaliui, kuris sunaikins jį ugnimi. "
Jer 21:10 For I have set my face against this city for evil, and not for good, saith the LORD: it shall be given into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall burn it with fire.
Sk 13:28 Tačiau žmonės, gyvenantys krašte, yra stiprūs, miestai įtvirtinti ir didžiuliai. Be to, mes matėme ten ir Anako palikuonis.
Nu 13:28 Nevertheless the people be strong that dwell in the land, and the cities are walled, and very great: and moreover we saw the children of Anak there.
1Kar 1:46 Dabar karaliaus soste jau sėdi Saliamonas.
1Ki 1:46 And also Solomon sitteth on the throne of the kingdom.
Dan 11:1 O aš pirmais Darijaus Medo metais ėmiausi jam padėti ir jį stiprinti.
Da 11:1 Also I in the first year of Darius the Mede, even I, stood to confirm and to strengthen him.
Įst 31:15 o Viešpats pasirodė Palapinėje debesies stulpe. Debesies stulpas stovėjo prie Palapinės įėjimo.
De 31:15 And the LORD appeared in the tabernacle in a pillar of a cloud: and the pillar of the cloud stood over the door of the tabernacle.
Pr 46:8 Štai vardai izraelitų, Jokūbo ir jo palikuonių, atėjusių į Egiptą. Jokūbo pirmagimis Rubenas
Ge 46:8 And these are the names of the children of Israel, which came into Egypt, Jacob and his sons: Reuben, Jacob's firstborn.
Ef 2:14 Jis yra mūsų sutaikinimas, iš abejų padaręs viena, sugriovęs viduryje stovinčią pertvarą, savo kūnu panaikinęs priešybę.
Ep 2:14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us;
Pat 9:18 Bet kvailasis nežino, kad ten šešėliai, o jos svečiai jau Šeolo gelmėse.
Pr 9:18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.
Pr 39:6 Pavedęs Juozapui visa, ką turėjo, turėdamas Juozapą prie savęs, jis pats niekuo nebesirūpino, tik savo valgiu. O Juozapas buvo dailiai nuaugęs ir gražus.
Ge 39:6 And he left all that he had in Joseph's hand; and he knew not ought he had, save the bread which he did eat. And Joseph was a goodly person, and well favoured.
Job 38:38 kai žemės dulkės sukietėjair grumstai sulimpa?
Job 38:38 When the dust groweth into hardness, and the clods cleave fast together?
Sk 29:21 su javų atnaša ir liejamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, prie avinų ir prie avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių.
Nu 29:21 And their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
Iz 57:9 Tu ėjai pas Melechą su aliejumiir gausiai liejai kvapius tepalus. Tu toli siuntei savo pasiuntinius, vertei juos eiti į patį Šeolą.
Isa 57:9 And thou wentest to the king with ointment, and didst increase thy perfumes, and didst send thy messengers far off, and didst debase thyself even unto hell.
Dan 8:26 Čia papasakotas vakarų ir rytmečių regėjimas yra tikras. O tu užantspauduok regėjimą, nes jis apie tolimas dienas. "
Da 8:26 And the vision of the evening and the morning which was told is true: wherefore shut thou up the vision; for it shall be for many days.

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