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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 9:7 Laimingi tavo žmonės! Laimingi tavo dvariškiai, kurie visada tau tarnauja ir tavo išmintį girdi!
2Ch 9:7 Happy are thy men, and happy are these thy servants, which stand continually before thee, and hear thy wisdom.
Ez 17:13 Jis paėmė vyrą iš karaliaus palikuonių ir, įpareigojęs priesaika, sudarė su juo sandorą. O krašto diduomenę jis buvo paėmęs,
Eze 17:13 And hath taken of the king's seed, and made a covenant with him, and hath taken an oath of him: he hath also taken the mighty of the land:
Ps 91:13 Tu sumindžiosi liūtą ir gyvatę, sutrypsi liūtuką ir slibiną.
Ps 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
Ez 33:20 Tačiau jūs sakote: ‘Viešpaties kelias nėra teisingas! ’ Izraelio namai, teisiu jus, paisydamas jūsų kelių! "
Eze 33:20 Yet ye say, The way of the Lord is not equal. O ye house of Israel, I will judge you every one after his ways.
Ps 86:9 Visos tautos, kurias tu sukūrei, ateisir lenksis tau, Viešpatie; jos šlovins tavo vardą.
Ps 86:9 All nations whom thou hast made shall come and worship before thee, O Lord; and shall glorify thy name.
1Krn 15:28 Taip visas Izraelis pernešė Viešpaties Sandoros Skrynią, palydėdami šauksmais, rago gaudesiu, trimitais ir cimbolais, grodami arfomis ir lyromis.
1Ch 15:28 Thus all Israel brought up the ark of the covenant of the LORD with shouting, and with sound of the cornet, and with trumpets, and with cymbals, making a noise with psalteries and harps.
Neh 8:4 Raštininkas Ezra stovėjo ant medinės pakylos, kuri buvo tam reikalui pastatyta. Šalia jo dešinėje stovėjo Matitija, Šema, Anaja, Ūrija, Hilkija ir Maasėja, o kairėje ­ Pedaja, Mišaelis, Malkija, Hašumas, Hašbadana, Zacharija ir Mešulamas.
Ne 8:4 And Ezra the scribe stood upon a pulpit of wood, which they had made for the purpose; and beside him stood Mattithiah, and Shema, and Anaiah, and Urijah, and Hilkiah, and Maaseiah, on his right hand; and on his left hand, Pedaiah, and Mishael, and Malchiah, and Hashum, and Hashbadana, Zechariah, and Meshullam.
Job 19:14 Mano giminaičiaiir artimi draugai manimi nesirūpina.
Job 19:14 My kinsfolk have failed, and my familiar friends have forgotten me.
3Jn 1:2 Mielasis, linkiu, kad viskas tau taip gerai sektųsi ir būtum sveikas, kaip sekasi tavo sielai.
3J 1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
Sk 22:33 Asilė, mane matydama, metėsi į šalį nuo manęs tuos tris kartus. Jei ji nebūtų metusis į šalį, tave būčiau užmušęs, o ją gyvą palikęs. "
Nu 22:33 And the ass saw me, and turned from me these three times: unless she had turned from me, surely now also I had slain thee, and saved her alive.
Joz 12:21 Taanacho karalius ­ vienas, Megido karalius ­ vienas,
Jos 12:21 The king of Taanach, one; the king of Megiddo, one;
Ez 44:3 Vien vadas, kadangi jis vadas, galės juose sėstis ir valgyti duoną Viešpaties akivaizdoje. Jis įeis pro vartų prieangį ir išeis tuo pačiu keliu. "
Eze 44:3 It is for the prince; the prince, he shall sit in it to eat bread before the LORD; he shall enter by the way of the porch of that gate, and shall go out by the way of the same.
Ps 63:9 O tie, kurie stengiasi mane pražudyti, težengia į žemės gelmes.
Ps 63:9 But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth.
Ps 115:14 Tepadaugina jus Viešpats, jus ir jūsų palikuonis.
Ps 115:14 The LORD shall increase you more and more, you and your children.
1Kor 1:11 Mat Chlojės namiškiai pranešė man apie jus, mano broliai, kad tarp jūsų esama kivirčų.
1C 1:11 For it hath been declared unto me of you, my brethren, by them which are of the house of Chloe, that there are contentions among you.
Mt 12:36 Todėl sakau jums: teismo dieną žmonės turės duoti apyskaitą už kiekvieną pasakytą tuščią žodį.
Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
1Kar 14:16 Jis paliks Izraelį už Jeroboamo nuodėmes, kuriomis jis nusidėjo ir įvedė Izraelį į nuodėmę. "
1Ki 14:16 And he shall give Israel up because of the sins of Jeroboam, who did sin, and who made Israel to sin.
Ps 132:3 "Į namus, kuriuose gyvenu, nežengsiu, į lovos patalą negulsiu,
Ps 132:3 Surely I will not come into the tabernacle of my house, nor go up into my bed;
Pr 3:2 Moteris atsakė žalčiui: "Sodo medžių vaisius mes galime valgyti.
Ge 3:2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
Mk 12:10 Ar neskaitėte, kas parašyta Raštuose:
Mar 12:10 And have ye not read this scripture; The stone which the builders rejected is become the head of the corner:

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