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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 21:19 Savo ištverme jūs išlaikysite savo gyvybę.
Lu 21:19 In your patience possess ye your souls.
Sk 2:11 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo keturiasdešimt šeši tūkstančiai penki šimtai.
Nu 2:11 And his host, and those that were numbered thereof, were forty and six thousand and five hundred.
Pat 10:4 Tingi ranka neša skurdą, o darbščiųjų rankos praturtina.
Pr 10:4 He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.
Ps 44:24 Kam slepi savo veidą? Kodėl užmiršti mūsų skurdą ir priespaudą?
Ps 44:24 Wherefore hidest thou thy face, and forgettest our affliction and our oppression?
Pr 15:13 Tuomet Viešpats tarė Abromui: "Tu turi žinoti, kad tavo palikuonys bus ateiviai ne savo krašte. Ten jie bus pavergti ir kentės priespaudą keturis šimtus metų.
Ge 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not their's, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;
2Sam 17:24 Dovydas buvo pasiekęs Mahanaimus, kai Abšalomas ir visi su juo buvę Izraelio vyrai perėjo Jordaną.
2Sa 17:24 Then David came to Mahanaim. And Absalom passed over Jordan, he and all the men of Israel with him.
Įst 10:9 Todėl Levis neturi dalies ar paveldo su savo broliais. Pats Viešpats yra jo paveldas, kaip Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra apie juos kalbėjęs.
De 10:9 Wherefore Levi hath no part nor inheritance with his brethren; the LORD is his inheritance, according as the LORD thy God promised him.
Ts 16:2 Gazos žmonėms buvo pasakyta: "Samsonas atėjo! " Jie apsupo jį ir tykojo visą naktį prie miesto vartų. Visą naktį laukė, šnabždėdami vieni kitiems: "Išaušus rytui, jį užmušime! "
Judg 16:2 And it was told the Gazites, saying, Samson is come hither. And they compassed him in, and laid wait for him all night in the gate of the city, and were quiet all the night, saying, In the morning, when it is day, we shall kill him.
Ez 33:15 jei nedorėlis sugrąžina užstatą, atiduoda, ką buvo pasigrobęs plėšikaudamas, laikosi gyvenimo nuostatų, nedarydamas pikta, tai jis tikrai bus gyvas ir nemirs.
Eze 33:15 If the wicked restore the pledge, give again that he had robbed, walk in the statutes of life, without committing iniquity; he shall surely live, he shall not die.
Pat 11:23 Teisūs žmonės gali trokšti tik gera, o nedorėliai gali tikėtis tik pykčio.
Pr 11:23 The desire of the righteous is only good: but the expectation of the wicked is wrath.
Koh 10:11 Jei gyvatė įgelia, kol dar nebuvo apkerėta, tai jokios naudos kerėtojui.
Ec 10:11 Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.
Mt 25:18 O kuris buvo gavęs vieną, nuėjo, iškasė duobę ir paslėpė šeimininko pinigus.
Mat 25:18 But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.
Koh 10:19 Puota keliama pramogai, vynas daro gyvenimą linksmesnį, ir pinigai viskam naudingi.
Ec 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
Lk 12:56 Veidmainiai! Jūs mokate išaiškinti, ką reiškia žemės ir dangaus išvaizda, tai kodėl gi neišsiaiškinate, šio laiko prasmės?
Lu 12:56 Ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky and of the earth; but how is it that ye do not discern this time?
Įst 14:13 lingė, grifas, įvairių rūšių sakalai,
De 14:13 And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind,
Sk 14:5 Tuomet Mozė ir Aaronas puolė kniūbsti prieš visą susirinkusią izraelitų bendriją.
Nu 14:5 Then Moses and Aaron fell on their faces before all the assembly of the congregation of the children of Israel.
Lk 11:5 Jėzus dar kalbėjo jiems: "Kas nors iš jūsų turės draugą ir, nuėjęs pas jį vidurnaktį, sakys: ‘Bičiuli, paskolink man tris kepaliukus duonos,
Lu 11:5 And he said unto them, Which of you shall have a friend, and shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, Friend, lend me three loaves;
Kun 1:6 Tada deginamoji auka bus nulupta ir sukapota į dalis.
Le 1:6 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
Kun 14:44 kunigas turi ateiti ir juos apžiūrėti. Jei liga namuose išsiplėtusi ­ raupsų liga plečiasi namuose, ­ jie yra nešvarūs.
Le 14:44 Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, if the plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the house; it is unclean.
Kun 13:17 Kunigas apžiūrės jį ir, jei oda yra tapusi balta, pripažins ligonį esant švarų. Jis švarus.
Le 13:17 And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the plague be turned into white; then the priest shall pronounce him clean that hath the plague: he is clean.

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