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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 16:12 Dar daugel jums turėčiau kalbėti, bet dabar jūs negalite pakelti.
Jo 16:12 I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now.
Ez 7:12 Atėjo tas metas, toji diena išaušo! Kas perka, tas tegu nesidžiaugia, kas parduoda, tas tegu neliūdi, nes visus užklups degantis pyktis.
Eze 7:12 The time is come, the day draweth near: let not the buyer rejoice, nor the seller mourn: for wrath is upon all the multitude thereof.
Sk 1:6 iš Simeono ­ Cūrišadajo sūnus Šelumielis,
Nu 1:6 Of Simeon; Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
Sof 3:14 Krykštauk iš džiaugsmo, Siono dukterie, šauk, Izraeli! Visa širdimi džiaukis ir džiūgauk, dukterie Jeruzale!
Zep 3:14 Sing, O daughter of Zion; shout, O Israel; be glad and rejoice with all the heart, O daughter of Jerusalem.
Ez 44:14 Tačiau paskirsiu juos prižiūrėti šventyklą, kad atliktų visą jos ruošą ir darytų visa, kas reikalinga.
Eze 44:14 But I will make them keepers of the charge of the house, for all the service thereof, and for all that shall be done therein.
Ps 138:1 Dovydo. Iš visos širdies dėkoju tau, Viešpatie, dangiškųjų būtybių artume giedu tau šlovės giesmę.
Ps 138:1 I will praise thee with my whole heart: before the gods will I sing praise unto thee.
Ez 31:5 Todėl išlakumu pralenkė visus lauko medžius; suvešėjo jo šakos, pailgėjo šakelėsnuo gausaus vandens pumpuruose.
Eze 31:5 Therefore his height was exalted above all the trees of the field, and his boughs were multiplied, and his branches became long because of the multitude of waters, when he shot forth.
2Sam 20:2 Visi Izraelio vyrai pasitraukė nuo Dovydo ir sekė Bichrio sūnų Šebą, bet Judo vyrai liko ištikimi savo karaliui nuo Jordano iki Jeruzalės.
2Sa 20:2 So every man of Israel went up from after David, and followed Sheba the son of Bichri: but the men of Judah clave unto their king, from Jordan even to Jerusalem.
1Kor 5:2 Ir jūs dar esate pasipūtę? Užuot nuliūdę ir taip darantį išmetę iš savo tarpo? !
1C 5:2 And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that hath done this deed might be taken away from among you.
Dan 11:9 Pastarasis užpuls pietų karaliaus šalį, bet sugrįš į savo kraštą.
Da 11:9 So the king of the south shall come into his kingdom, and shall return into his own land.
Neh 7:47 Keroso palikuonys, Sijos palikuonys, Padono palikuonys,
Ne 7:47 The children of Keros, the children of Sia, the children of Padon,
Pat 25:22 nes taip jam krausi žarijas ant galvos , ir Viešpats tau atlygins.
Pr 25:22 For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.
Ps 78:30 Bet jiems dar nespėjus savo įnorių patenkinti, jiems dar tebevalgant, ­
Ps 78:30 They were not estranged from their lust. But while their meat was yet in their mouths,
1Krn 6:79 Kedemotai su ganyklomis ir Mefaatas su ganyklomis;
1Ch 6:79 Kedemoth also with her suburbs, and Mephaath with her suburbs:
Ez 26:14 Paversiu tave plika uola, tu tapsi vieta tinklams džiovinti. Daugiau niekada nebūsi atstatytas, nes aš, Viešpats, pasakiau", ­tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 26:14 And I will make thee like the top of a rock: thou shalt be a place to spread nets upon; thou shalt be built no more: for I the LORD have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.
1Kar 22:16 Bet karalius tarė jam: "Kiek kartų turiu tave prisaikdinti, kad sakytum man tiesą Viešpaties vardu? "
1Ki 22:16 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the LORD?
Sk 8:10 Tau atvedus levitus priešais Viešpatį, izraelitai uždės savo rankas ant levitų,
Nu 8:10 And thou shalt bring the Levites before the LORD: and the children of Israel shall put their hands upon the Levites:
Pr 31:49 taip pat ir Micpa, nes jis sakė: "Testebi Viešpats mane ir tave, kai mes vienas kito nematysime.
Ge 31:49 And Mizpah; for he said, The LORD watch between me and thee, when we are absent one from another.
Iš 27:10 su dvidešimt vario stulpų ir pastovų. Bet stulpų kabliai ir jų sankabos turi būti iš sidabro.
Ex 27:10 And the twenty pillars thereof and their twenty sockets shall be of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets shall be of silver.
1Kor 14:18 Dėkui Dievui, aš kalbu kalbomis daugiau už jus visus,
1C 14:18 I thank my God, I speak with tongues more than ye all:

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