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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 2:9 Iš viso įrašyta į sąrašą Judo stovykloje pagal jų gretas šimtas aštuoniasdešimt šeši tūkstančiai keturi šimtai. Jie pakils į kelionę pirmieji.
Nu 2:9 All that were numbered in the camp of Judah were an hundred thousand and fourscore thousand and six thousand and four hundred, throughout their armies. These shall first set forth.
Pr 22:18 visos tautos žemėje gaus palaiminimą per tavo palikuonis, nes tu buvai klusnus mano balsui. "
Ge 22:18 And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.
Įst 29:11 vaikai ir žmonos, net ateiviai, esantys su tavimi tavo stovykloje, nuo kertančių malkas iki nešančių vandenį,
De 29:11 Your little ones, your wives, and thy stranger that is in thy camp, from the hewer of thy wood unto the drawer of thy water:
Joz 1:10 Tada Jozuė įsakė žmonių apskaitininkams:
Jos 1:10 Then Joshua commanded the officers of the people, saying,
Rom 11:32 Dievas visus įkalino neklusnume, kad visų pasigailėtų.
Ro 11:32 For God hath concluded them all in unbelief, that he might have mercy upon all.
Jer 41:16 Tuomet Kareacho sūnus ir kiti su juo buvę karių vadai subūrė visą likutį žmonių, kuriuos Netanijos sūnus Izmaelis buvo paėmęs į nelaisvę iš Micpos po to, kai nužudė Ahikamo sūnų Gedaliją, ­ ir karius, ir moteris, ir vaikus, ir eunuchus, kuriuos Johananas atsiėmė Gibeone.
Jer 41:16 Then took Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces that were with him, all the remnant of the people whom he had recovered from Ishmael the son of Nethaniah, from Mizpah, after that he had slain Gedaliah the son of Ahikam, even mighty men of war, and the women, and the children, and the eunuchs, whom he had brought again from Gibeon:
Pat 28:16 Valdovas, kuriam trūksta supratimo, nuožmiai engia, o tas, kuris bjaurisi neteisinga nauda, ilgai gyvens.
Pr 28:16 The prince that wanteth understanding is also a great oppressor: but he that hateth covetousness shall prolong his days.
Est 1:22 Jis išsiuntė laiškus į visas karaliaus valdas, kiekvienai sričiai jos raštu ir kiekvienai tautai jos kalba, pareikšdamas, kad kiekvienas vyras turi būti šeimininkas savo namuose.
Es 1:22 For he sent letters into all the king's provinces, into every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language, that every man should bear rule in his own house, and that it should be published according to the language of every people.
1Tim 1:12 Aš esu kupinas dėkingumo mūsų Viešpačiui Kristui Jėzui, kuris mane sustiprino ir palaikė tinkamu užimti tarnystę,
1Ti 1:12 And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry;
Iz 10:15 Argi kirvis pūsis prieš tą, kuris juo kerta? Argi pjūklas didžiuosis prieš tą, kuris juo pjauna? Nejau lazda mosuos tuo, kuris paima ją į ranką? Nejau pagalys pakels tą, kas nėra medis?
Isa 10:15 Shall the axe boast itself against him that heweth therewith? or shall the saw magnify itself against him that shaketh it? as if the rod should shake itself against them that lift it up, or as if the staff should lift up itself, as if it were no wood.
Pr 44:8 Štai net pinigus, kuriuos atradome savo maišų paviršiuje, atgal atnešėme iš Kanaano krašto! Kam gi mes vogtume sidabrą ar auksą iš tavo viešpaties namų?
Ge 44:8 Behold, the money, which we found in our sacks' mouths, we brought again unto thee out of the land of Canaan: how then should we steal out of thy lord's house silver or gold?
2Krn 19:9 Juos įpareigojo taip: "Turite elgtis su Viešpaties baime, atsidavimu ir iš visos širdies.
2Ch 19:9 And he charged them, saying, Thus shall ye do in the fear of the LORD, faithfully, and with a perfect heart.
Dan 5:29 Tuomet, Belšacarui įsakius, Danielius buvo apvilktas purpuru, jam ant kaklo uždėta aukso grandinė ir paskelbta, kad jis turėtų būti trečias karalystės valdžioje.
Da 5:29 Then commanded Belshazzar, and they clothed Daniel with scarlet, and put a chain of gold about his neck, and made a proclamation concerning him, that he should be the third ruler in the kingdom.
Rom 9:10 Ir ne tik ji, bet ir Rebeka, pradėjusi nuo vienintelio mūsų tėvo Izaoko.
Ro 9:10 And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;
Mt 12:14 Išėję fariziejai susimokė Jėzų pražudyti.
Mat 12:14 Then the Pharisees went out, and held a council against him, how they might destroy him.
Gal 2:20 Aš gyvenu, tačiau nebe aš, o gyvena manyje Kristus. Dabar, gyvendamas kūne, gyvenu tikėjimu į Dievo Sūnų, kuris pamilo mane ir paaukojo save už mane.
Ga 2:20 I am crucified with Christ: neverthless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
Jn 1:3 Visa per jį atsirado, ir be jo neatsirado nieko, kas tik yra atsiradę.
Jo 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
1Sam 18:24 Sauliui dvariškiai pranešė: "Dovydas šitaip kalbėjo. " ­
1Sa 18:24 And the servants of Saul told him, saying, On this manner spake David.
Mt 9:29 Tada jis palietė jų akis ir tarė: "Tebūnie jums, kaip tikite. "
Mat 9:29 Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you.
Iš 5:9 Duokite vyrams daugiau darbo, tedirba ir tenepaiso melagingų pažadų. "
Ex 5:9 Let there more work be laid upon the men, that they may labour therein; and let them not regard vain words.

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