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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 34:22 Tikėk manimi, aš duosiu įsakymą, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ir sugrąžinsiu juos prie šio miesto. Jie puls ir užims jį, ugnimi sunaikins. Judo miestus paversiu tyrais, kur negyvena joks žmogus. "
Jer 34:22 Behold, I will command, saith the LORD, and cause them to return to this city; and they shall fight against it, and take it, and burn it with fire: and I will make the cities of Judah a desolation without an inhabitant.
Ts 8:4 Gideonas pasiekė Jordaną ir perėjo jį. Jis ir trys šimtai vyrų su juo buvo išvargę ir alkani, bet vis dar vijosi.
Judg 8:4 And Gideon came to Jordan, and passed over, he, and the three hundred men that were with him, faint, yet pursuing them.
Sk 16:23 O Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 16:23 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Ps 119:137 צ Tu teisus, Viešpatie, teisūs tavo sprendimai.
Ps 119:137 Righteous art thou, O LORD, and upright are thy judgments.
Pat 30:9 tik suteik kasdienės duonos, kad, būdamas sotus, neišsiginčiau tavęsir nesakyčiau: "Kas tas Viešpats? " ­arba, būdamas skurde, vogčiauir paniekinčiau savo Dievo vardą.
Pr 30:9 Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the LORD? or lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.
Ts 8:7 "Bet atsiminkite, ­ atkirto Gideonas, ­ kai Viešpats atiduos man į rankas Zebachą ir Calmuną, aš kulsiu jūsų kūnus dykumos erškėčiais ir usnimis. "
Judg 8:7 And Gideon said, Therefore when the LORD hath delivered Zebah and Zalmunna into mine hand, then I will tear your flesh with the thorns of the wilderness and with briers.
Apd 25:9 Norėdamas parodyti palankumą žydams, Festas paklausė Paulių: "Ar nori keliauti į Jeruzalę ir ten būti mano teisiamas už šiuos dalykus? "
Ac 25:9 But Festus, willing to do the Jews a pleasure, answered Paul, and said, Wilt thou go up to Jerusalem, and there be judged of these things before me?
1Kor 2:5 kad jūsų tikėjimas remtųsi ne žmonių išmintimi, bet Dievo galybe.
1C 2:5 That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.
Mk 16:6 Bet jis joms tarė: "Nenusigąskite! Jūs ieškote nukryžiuotojo Jėzaus Nazarėno. Jis prisikėlė, jo čia nebėra. Štai vieta, kur jį buvo paguldę.
Mar 16:6 And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.
Įst 2:10 (Emai, galinga ir gausi tauta, aukšti kaip anakiečiai, seniau ten gyveno.
De 2:10 The Emims dwelt therein in times past, a people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims;
1Tes 4:12 Taip jūs oriai elgsitės svetimųjų akyse ir nebūsite nuo kitų priklausomi.
1Th 4:12 That ye may walk honestly toward them that are without, and that ye may have lack of nothing.
2Tes 2:5 Ar neprisimenate, jog tai sakiau jums, tebebūdamas tarp jūsų?
2Th 2:5 Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?
Am 7:13 Bet niekuomet nebepranašauk Betelyje, nes tai karaliaus šventykla ir karalystės šventykla. "
Am 7:13 But prophesy not again any more at Bethel: for it is the king's chapel, and it is the king's court.
Žyd 3:12 Žiūrėkite, broliai, kad kurio jūsų širdyje neužsimegztų netikėjimo piktybė, atitolinanti nuo gyvojo Dievo.
He 3:12 Take heed, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.
Iz 13:12 Mariuosius padarysiu retesnius už gryną auksą, žmones ­ retesnius už auksą iš Ofyro.
Isa 13:12 I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
Lk 11:31 Pietų šalies karalienė teismo dieną prisikels drauge su šios kartos žmonėmis ir juos pasmerks. Juk ji atkeliavo nuo žemės pakraščių pasiklausyti Saliamono išminties, o štai čia daugiau negu Saliamonas.
Lu 11:31 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with the men of this generation, and condemn them: for she came from the utmost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here.
Žyd 13:15 Tad per jį visuomet atnašaukime Dievui šlovinimo auką, tai yra jo vardą garbinančių lūpų vaisių.
He 13:15 By him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name.
Iš 25:30 Ant stalo nuolat mano akivaizdoje laikysi padėtinę duoną.
Ex 25:30 And thou shalt set upon the table shewbread before me alway.
Joz 16:6 o nuo čia siekė Jūrą. Šiaurėje riba vingiuoja nuo Michmetato į rytus už Taanat Šilojo ir, praėjusi ją, eina į rytus nuo Janoacho.
Jos 16:6 And the border went out toward the sea to Michmethah on the north side; and the border went about eastward unto Taanathshiloh, and passed by it on the east to Janohah;
Jn 3:19 Teismo nuosprendis yra toksai: atėjo šviesa į pasaulį, bet žmonės labiau mylėjo tamsą nei šviesą, nes jų darbai buvo pikti.
Jo 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

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