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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 15:13 Tuomet Viešpats tarė Abromui: "Tu turi žinoti, kad tavo palikuonys bus ateiviai ne savo krašte. Ten jie bus pavergti ir kentės priespaudą keturis šimtus metų.
Ge 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not their's, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;
2Sam 20:21 Tai visiškai netiesa! Bet vienas vyras iš Efraimo aukštumų, vadinamas Bichrio sūnumi Šeba, pakėlė ranką prieš karalių Dovydą. Atiduokite jį mums, ir aš pasitrauksiu nuo miesto. " Moteris patikino Joabą: "Tikėk manimi, jo galva bus išmesta tau per mūrą. "
2Sa 20:21 The matter is not so: but a man of mount Ephraim, Sheba the son of Bichri by name, hath lifted up his hand against the king, even against David: deliver him only, and I will depart from the city. And the woman said unto Joab, Behold, his head shall be thrown to thee over the wall.
2Sam 15:27 Kunigui Cadokui karalius kalbėjo: "Ar supranti? Grįžk į miestą ramybėje, tu ir Abjataras su savo dviem sūnumis ­ tavo sūnumi Ahimaacu ir Abjataro sūnumi Jehonatanu.
2Sa 15:27 The king said also unto Zadok the priest, Art not thou a seer? return into the city in peace, and your two sons with you, Ahimaaz thy son, and Jonathan the son of Abiathar.
Pat 27:10 Neužmiršk savo draugo ar tėvo bičiulio; ištikus nelaimei, neik į savo brolio namus: "Geriau artimas kaimynas, negu tolimas brolis. "
Pr 27:10 Thine own friend, and thy father's friend, forsake not; neither go into thy brother's house in the day of thy calamity: for better is a neighbour that is near than a brother far off.
2Krn 32:8 Jo ­ tik trapus petys, o su mumis ­ Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, padedantis mums ir kovojantis mūsų kovas. " Žmones Judo karaliaus Ezekijo žodžiai labai padrąsino.
2Ch 32:8 With him is an arm of flesh; but with us is the LORD our God to help us, and to fight our battles. And the people rested themselves upon the words of Hezekiah king of Judah.
1Tim 1:4 neužsiiminėtų pasakomis ir begaliniais kilmės sąrašais, kurie veikiau kelia ginčus negu yra pravartūs išganingiems Dievo sumanymams, įgyvendinamiems tikėjimu.
1Ti 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
Ez 17:24 Visi krašto medžiai žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. Aš pažeminu aukštą medįir paaukštinu žemą, nudžiovinu žaliuojantįir pražydinu nudžiūvusį. Aš, Viešpats, pasakiau, aš ir padarysiu! "
Eze 17:24 And all the trees of the field shall know that I the LORD have brought down the high tree, have exalted the low tree, have dried up the green tree, and have made the dry tree to flourish: I the LORD have spoken and have done it.
2Kar 23:26 Tačiau Viešpats nesiliovė smarkiai pykęs ant Judo iš apmaudo, kurį jam buvo sukėlę visi Manaso darbai.
2Ki 23:26 Notwithstanding the LORD turned not from the fierceness of his great wrath, wherewith his anger was kindled against Judah, because of all the provocations that Manasseh had provoked him withal.
Ez 23:3 Jos ištvirkavo Egipte, elgėsi kaip kekšės jau savo jaunystėje. Ten jų krūtinės buvo glamonėjamos, ten jų nekaltos krūtys buvo glostomos.
Eze 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
Pr 16:12 Jis bus smarkus žmogus, ranką pakėlęs prieš visus, o visi ­ prieš jį. Pykdamasis su visa savo gimine gyvens. "
Ge 16:12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.
Ezd 6:3 Pirmais savo valdymo metais karalius Kyras išleido įsaką dėl Dievo Namų Jeruzalėje: ‘Tie Namai turi būti atstatyti kaip vieta atnašauti aukoms ir aukoti deginamosioms aukoms. Jų aukštis tebūna šešiasdešimt uolekčių, o plotis šešiasdešimt uolekčių.
Ezr 6:3 In the first year of Cyrus the king the same Cyrus the king made a decree concerning the house of God at Jerusalem, Let the house be builded, the place where they offered sacrifices, and let the foundations thereof be strongly laid; the height thereof threescore cubits, and the breadth thereof threescore cubits;
Pr 33:6 Tada priėjo tarnaitės, jos ir jų vaikai, ir žemai nusilenkė,
Ge 33:6 Then the handmaidens came near, they and their children, and they bowed themselves.
Iš 15:16 Juos apėmė baimė ir siaubas; tavo rankos galybe jie nutilo kaip akmuo, kolei praėjo tavo tauta, Viešpatie, kolei praėjo tauta, kurią išpirkai.
Ex 15:16 Fear and dread shall fall upon them; by the greatness of thine arm they shall be as still as a stone; till thy people pass over, O LORD, till the people pass over, which thou hast purchased.
1Krn 19:6 Amonitai suprato užsitraukę Dovydo pyktį. Hanūnas ir Amonas pasiuntė tūkstantį sidabro talentų pasamdyti kovos vežimų ir raitelių iš Aram Naharaimų, Aram Maakos ir Cobos.
1Ch 19:6 And when the children of Ammon saw that they had made themselves odious to David, Hanun and the children of Ammon sent a thousand talents of silver to hire them chariots and horsemen out of Mesopotamia, and out of Syriamaachah, and out of Zobah.
Ps 122:4 Kopia į ją giminės, Viešpaties giminės, kaip įsakyta Izraeliui, kad padėkotų Viešpaties vardui.
Ps 122:4 Whither the tribes go up, the tribes of the LORD, unto the testimony of Israel, to give thanks unto the name of the LORD.
Apd 8:17 Tuomet apaštalai dėjo ant jų rankas, ir tie gavo Šventąją Dvasią.
Ac 8:17 Then laid they their hands on them, and they received the Holy Ghost.
Ts 8:23 Gideonas atsakė jiems: "Nei aš jus valdysiu, nei mano sūnus jus valdys! Viešpats jus valdys! "
Judg 8:23 And Gideon said unto them, I will not rule over you, neither shall my son rule over you: the LORD shall rule over you.
Kun 14:19 kunigas paaukos auką už nuodėmę ir atliks permaldavimą labui to žmogaus, kuris turi būti apvalytas. Po to bus papjauta deginamoji auka;
Le 14:19 And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:
Dan 5:15 Išminčiai ir kerėtojai buvo pašaukti pas mane perskaityti šį raštą ir paaiškinti, ką jis reiškia, tačiau jie neįstengė paaiškinti, ką jis reiškia.
Da 5:15 And now the wise men, the astrologers, have been brought in before me, that they should read this writing, and make known unto me the interpretation thereof: but they could not shew the interpretation of the thing:
Iš 18:21 Be to, turėtum paieškoti visoje tautoje pajėgių vyrų ­ vyrų, bijančių Dievo, patikimų ir sąžiningų. Paskirk tokius vyrus kaip pareigūnus tūkstančiams, šimtams, penkiasdešimtims ir dešimtims.
Ex 18:21 Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness; and place such over them, to be rulers of thousands, and rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens:

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