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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 15:25 Išpuikėlių namus Viešpats nugriauna, o našlės nuosavybės ribas sutvirtina.
Pr 15:25 The LORD will destroy the house of the proud: but he will establish the border of the widow.
1Sam 20:22 Bet jei jaunuoliui sakysiu: ‘Ei, strėlės toliau už tavęs! ’ ­ tai eik sau, nes pats Viešpats tave išsiunčia.
1Sa 20:22 But if I say thus unto the young man, Behold, the arrows are beyond thee; go thy way: for the LORD hath sent thee away.
Jer 4:6 Iškelkite ženklą: ‘Į Sioną! ’Bėkite į saugią vietą! Negaišuokite! Mat nelaimę siunčiu iš šiaurės, didį nuniokojimą.
Jer 4:6 Set up the standard toward Zion: retire, stay not: for I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction.
Jn 6:21 Jie panoro jį pasiimti į valtį, o valtis iškart priartėjo prie kranto, į kurį jie yrėsi.
Jo 6:21 Then they willingly received him into the ship: and immediately the ship was at the land whither they went.
Jer 50:4 Tomis dienomis ir tuo metu, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­Izraelio tauta drauge su Judo tauta ateisir verkdami eis ieškoti Viešpaties, savo Dievo.
Jer 50:4 In those days, and in that time, saith the LORD, the children of Israel shall come, they and the children of Judah together, going and weeping: they shall go, and seek the LORD their God.
Zch 12:13 Levio namų kiltis skyrium ir jų žmonos atskirai; šimių kiltis skyrium ir jų žmonos atskirai;
Zec 12:13 The family of the house of Levi apart, and their wives apart; the family of Shimei apart, and their wives apart;
2Tes 3:5 Viešpats telenkia jūsų širdis į Dievo meilę ir Kristaus kantrybę.
2Th 3:5 And the Lord direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ.
Iš 39:23 Skylė galvai skraistės viduryje buvo kaip skylė šarvų liemenėje su atsiūlėjimu aplink skylę, idant nesuplyštų.
Ex 39:23 And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend.
Job 3:5 Teaptemdo ją tamsa ir niūrus šešėlis, teapgaubia debesys, tegąsdina ją saulės užtemimas.
Job 3:5 Let darkness and the shadow of death stain it; let a cloud dwell upon it; let the blackness of the day terrify it.
Rd 3:13 ה Jis paleido strėles iš savo lanko, ir jos giliai susmigo į mano kūną.
La 3:13 He hath caused the arrows of his quiver to enter into my reins.
2Sam 14:26 Kai nusikirpdavo plaukus ­ o juos kirptis turėdavo kasmet, nes plaukai būdavo jam per sunkūs, ­ jo galvos plaukai sverdavo du šimtus šekelių karališkuoju svarsčiu.
2Sa 14:26 And when he polled his head, (for it was at every year's end that he polled it: because the hair was heavy on him, therefore he polled it:) he weighed the hair of his head at two hundred shekels after the king's weight.
Iz 5:26 Jis iškels karo vėliavą tolimai tautai, švilptelėjimu pasišauks ją iš žemės pakraščių. Tikrai ji atskubės žaibo greičiu!
Isa 5:26 And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:
Ez 11:24 Dvasia pakėlė mane ir atvedė Dievo dvasios regėjimu į Chaldėją pas tremtinius. Regėjimas, kurį mačiau, pranyko.
Eze 11:24 Afterwards the spirit took me up, and brought me in a vision by the Spirit of God into Chaldea, to them of the captivity. So the vision that I had seen went up from me.
Pat 20:30 Mėlynės ir žaizdos yra užmokestis už pikta, žmogaus gelmes siekiantys smūgiai.
Pr 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
Ps 149:7 kad įvykdytų atpildą tautomsir padarytų teismą gentims,
Ps 149:7 To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
2Kar 6:17 Tada Eliziejus meldėsi, tardamas: "O Viešpatie, atmerk jam akis, kad pamatytų! " Viešpats atmerkė tarnui akis, ir jis matė, kad kalvos visur aplink Eliziejų pilnos raitelių ir ugninių vežimų.
2Ki 6:17 And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
Sk 3:44 Tada Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 3:44 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Iš 5:11 Patys eikite ir pasirūpinkite šiaudų, kur tik galite jų rasti. Tačiau darbas jums nė kiek nebus sumažintas. ’"
Ex 5:11 Go ye, get you straw where ye can find it: yet not ought of your work shall be diminished.
Pr 5:11 Taigi iš viso Enošas gyveno devynis šimtus penkerius metus. Po to jis mirė.
Ge 5:11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.
Job 4:17 ‘Argi gali žmogusbūti teisesnis už Dievą? Argi gali mirtingasisbūti be priekaištų prieš savo Kūrėją?
Job 4:17 Shall mortal man be more just than God? shall a man be more pure than his maker?

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