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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 11:32 Hurajas iš Gaašo slėnių, Abielis Arabietis,
1Ch 11:32 Hurai of the brooks of Gaash, Abiel the Arbathite,
1Kar 20:1 Aramo karalius Ben Hadadas sutelkė visą savo kariuomenę ir, lydimas trisdešimt dviejų karalių, drauge su raiteliais ir kovos vežimais atžygiavo į Samariją, puolė ją ir apgulė.
1Ki 20:1 And Benhadad the king of Syria gathered all his host together: and there were thirty and two kings with him, and horses, and chariots; and he went up and besieged Samaria, and warred against it.
1Krn 19:18 Bet aramėjai buvo priversti bėgti nuo Izraelio. Dovydas nukovė septynis tūkstančius aramėjų kovos vežimų vežėjų ir keturiasdešimt tūkstančių pėstininkų. Nukovė taip pat jų kariuomenės vadą Šofachą.
1Ch 19:18 But the Syrians fled before Israel; and David slew of the Syrians seven thousand men which fought in chariots, and forty thousand footmen, and killed Shophach the captain of the host.
Joz 15:21 Miestai, priklausantys Judo giminės žmonėms prie Edomo ribos Negebe, buvo Kabceelis, Ederas, Jagūras,
Jos 15:21 And the uttermost cities of the tribe of the children of Judah toward the coast of Edom southward were Kabzeel, and Eder, and Jagur,
1Krn 15:4 Dovydas surinko visus Aarono palikuonis ir levitus:
1Ch 15:4 And David assembled the children of Aaron, and the Levites:
1Krn 17:18 Ką daugiau gali Dovydas pridėti prie tavo tarno pagerbimo? Tu savo tarną pažįsti!
1Ch 17:18 What can David speak more to thee for the honour of thy servant? for thou knowest thy servant.
Job 21:10 Jų jautis sėkmingai apvaisina, karvės neišsimeta ir atsiveda.
Job 21:10 Their bull gendereth, and faileth not; their cow calveth, and casteth not her calf.
Kun 7:11 Štai bendravimo aukos, kuri atnašaujama Viešpačiui, apeigos.
Le 7:11 And this is the law of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which he shall offer unto the LORD.
Apd 26:17 Aš tave gelbėsiu nuo tautiečių ir pagonių, pas kuriuos tave siunčiu,
Ac 26:17 Delivering thee from the people, and from the Gentiles, unto whom now I send thee,
Kun 22:2 "Pamokyk Aaroną ir jo sūnus, kad būtų rūpestingi su šventomis izraelitų aukomis, kurias man pašvenčia, idant neišniekintų mano švento vardo. Aš esu Viešpats.
Le 22:2 Speak unto Aaron and to his sons, that they separate themselves from the holy things of the children of Israel, and that they profane not my holy name in those things which they hallow unto me: I am the LORD.
Iz 2:20 Tą dieną žmonėskurmiams ir šikšnosparniamsnumes sidabro ir aukso stabus, kurių prisidarė garbinti.
Isa 2:20 In that day a man shall cast his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which they made each one for himself to worship, to the moles and to the bats;
Ez 40:21 Jų sarginės, po tris kiekvienoje pusėje, jų stulpai ir prieangis buvo tokio pat dydžio kaip ir pirmųjų vartų ­ penkiasdešimt uolekčių ilgio ir dvidešimt penkių uolekčių pločio.
Eze 40:21 And the little chambers thereof were three on this side and three on that side; and the posts thereof and the arches thereof were after the measure of the first gate: the length thereof was fifty cubits, and the breadth five and twenty cubits.
Kun 26:41 Kai aš savo ruožtu eisiu prieš juos ir išvarysiu į priešų kraštą, jų neapipjaustyta širdis pagaliau pati nusižemins, ir jie atliks bausmę už savo kaltę.
Le 26:41 And that I also have walked contrary unto them, and have brought them into the land of their enemies; if then their uncircumcised hearts be humbled, and they then accept of the punishment of their iniquity:
Job 4:18 Štai jis net savo tarnais nepasitikiir angelus kaltina klaida!
Job 4:18 Behold, he put no trust in his servants; and his angels he charged with folly:
Pr 47:14 Juozapas už parduodamus grūdus išrinko visus pinigus, kurie tik buvo Egipto krašte ir Kanaano krašte. Pinigus Juozapas perdavė į faraono rūmus.
Ge 47:14 And Joseph gathered up all the money that was found in the land of Egypt, and in the land of Canaan, for the corn which they bought: and Joseph brought the money into Pharaoh's house.
Rut 1:16 Bet Rūta atsakė: "Neversk manęs palikti tave ir pasitraukti, neskur eisi tu, ten eisiu ir aš, kur būsi tu, ten būsiu ir aš! Tavo tauta bus mano tauta, o tavo Dievas ­ mano Dievas!
Ru 1:16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
Koh 12:4 kai durys į gatvę uždaromos, ir girnų garsas tilstelėja, kai paukščio giesmė vis silpnėja ir visi dainingi garsai prityla,
Ec 12:4 And the doors shall be shut in the streets, when the sound of the grinding is low, and he shall rise up at the voice of the bird, and all the daughters of musick shall be brought low;
Mch 1:8 Todėl raudosiu ir vaitosiu; vaikščiosiu basas ir nuogas, raudosiu liūdnai kaip šakalai, liūdėsiu kaip stručiai.
Mic 1:8 Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.
Sk 15:23 viso to, ką Viešpats įsakė jums per Mozę nuo tos dienos, kai Viešpats davė įsakymą, ir vėliau per visas jūsų kartas,
Nu 15:23 Even all that the LORD hath commanded you by the hand of Moses, from the day that the LORD commanded Moses, and henceforward among your generations;
Koh 9:17 Išmintingųjų ramiai tartų žodžių paisoma mieliau, negu kvailių valdovo riksmo!
Ec 9:17 The words of wise men are heard in quiet more than the cry of him that ruleth among fools.

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