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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Sam 12:6 Tęsdamas Samuelis sakė žmonėms: "Liudytojas yra Viešpats, kuris paskyrė Mozę bei Aaroną ir išvedė jūsų protėvius iš Egipto žemės.
1Sa 12:6 And Samuel said unto the people, It is the LORD that advanced Moses and Aaron, and that brought your fathers up out of the land of Egypt.
Sk 10:11 Antrųjų metų antro mėnesio dvidešimtą dieną debesis pakilo nuo Sandoros Padangtės,
Nu 10:11 And it came to pass on the twentieth day of the second month, in the second year, that the cloud was taken up from off the tabernacle of the testimony.
Koh 10:13 jo žodžiai prasideda nesąmone, o šneka baigiasi visiška kvailyste.
Ec 10:13 The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.
Iš 35:5 ‘Padarykite tarp savųjų rinkliavą Viešpačiui. Kiekvienas, dosnios širdies skatinamas, teatneša Viešpačiui auką: aukso, sidabro ir vario,
Ex 35:5 Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass,
Kun 16:14 Paims truputį jaučio kraujo ir pirštu pašlakstys malonės sosto rytinį šoną, o priešais malonės sostą pirštu pašlakstys kraują septynis kartus.
Le 16:14 And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.
Fil 4:8 Pagaliau, broliai, mąstykite apie tai, kas teisinga, garbinga, teisu, tyra, mylėtina, giriama, apie visa, kas dorybinga ir šlovinga.
Phil 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.
Mt 25:1 Tada dangaus karalystė bus panaši į dešimtį mergaičių, kurios, pasiėmusios žibintus, išėjo pasitikti jaunikio.
Mat 25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
Ts 15:11 Tada trys tūkstančiai Judo vyrų nuėjo prie Etamo uolos plyšio ir tarė Samsonui: "Argi nežinai, kad filistinai mus valdo? Kodėl taip padarei? " Jis atsakė: "Kaip jie man darė, taip ir aš jiems dariau. " ­
Judg 15:11 Then three thousand men of Judah went to the top of the rock Etam, and said to Samson, Knowest thou not that the Philistines are rulers over us? what is this that thou hast done unto us? And he said unto them, As they did unto me, so have I done unto them.
Sk 1:54 Visa tai izraelitai įvykdė, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Nu 1:54 And the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they.
Jer 43:9 "Pasiimk keletą didelių akmenų ir, Judo vyrams regint, paslėpk juos po kalkėmis verandoje prie įėjimo į faraono rūmus Tachpanhese.
Jer 43:9 Take great stones in thine hand, and hide them in the clay in the brickkiln, which is at the entry of Pharaoh's house in Tahpanhes, in the sight of the men of Judah;
Iš 2:16 Midjano kunigas turėjo septynias dukteris. Jos atėjo pasisemti vandens ir pripildyti lovius tėvo kaimenei pagirdyti.
Ex 2:16 Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters: and they came and drew water, and filled the troughs to water their father's flock.
Pat 15:6 Gero žmogaus namai pilni išteklių, o nedoro žmogaus uždarbis kupinas rūpesčių.
Pr 15:6 In the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the revenues of the wicked is trouble.
Sk 7:57 jautukas, avinas ir mitulis avinėlis deginamajai aukai,
Nu 7:57 One young bullock, one ram, one lamb of the first year, for a burnt offering:
Jer 15:7 Išvėčiau juos vėtykle po žemės gyvenvietes. Atėmiau vaikus, sunaikinau savo tautą, nes jie atsisakė pasukti iš savo kelių.
Jer 15:7 And I will fan them with a fan in the gates of the land; I will bereave them of children, I will destroy my people since they return not from their ways.
Apd 9:16 Aš jam parodysiu, kiek daug jam teks iškentėti dėl mano vardo. "
Ac 9:16 For I will shew him how great things he must suffer for my name's sake.
1Kar 20:31 Jo tarnai jam kalbėjo: "Žiūrėk, mes girdėjome, kad Izraelio namų karaliai yra gailestingi. Prašom leisti mums užsidėti ant strėnų ašutines bei virves apie galvas ir pasiduoti Izraelio karaliui. Galbūt jis pasigailės tavo gyvasties. "
1Ki 20:31 And his servants said unto him, Behold now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings: let us, I pray thee, put sackcloth on our loins, and ropes upon our heads, and go out to the king of Israel: peradventure he will save thy life.
Jer 48:21 Teismas atėjo į Lygumos kraštą ­ į Holoną, Jahacą, Mefaatą,
Jer 48:21 And judgment is come upon the plain country; upon Holon, and upon Jahazah, and upon Mephaath,
1Tes 5:20 Neniekinkite pranašavimų!
1Th 5:20 Despise not prophesyings.
Ef 2:1 Ir jūs buvote mirę savo nusikaltimais ir nuodėmėmis,
Ep 2:1 And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and sins;
1Kor 2:4 Mano kalba ir mano skelbimas buvo ne įtikinantys išminties žodžiai, o Dvasios galybės parodymas,
1C 2:4 And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:

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