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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mk 8:2 "Gaila man minios, nes jau tris dienas žmonės pasilieka su manimi ir neturi ko valgyti.
Mar 8:2 I have compassion on the multitude, because they have now been with me three days, and have nothing to eat:
2Kar 22:5 Teatiduoda jį į rankas darbų prižiūrėtojams, atsakingiems už Viešpaties Namus, o jie savo ruožtu teapmoka Viešpaties Namuose darbininkams, taisantiems Namus,
2Ki 22:5 And let them deliver it into the hand of the doers of the work, that have the oversight of the house of the LORD: and let them give it to the doers of the work which is in the house of the LORD, to repair the breaches of the house,
Jn 1:50 Jėzus atsakė: "Tu tiki, kadangi pasakiau tave matęs po figmedžiu? Tu pamatysi didesnių dalykų. "
Jo 1:50 Jesus answered and said unto him, Because I said unto thee, I saw thee under the fig tree, believest thou? thou shalt see greater things than these.
Ez 1:19 Gyvūnams pajudėjus į priekį, ratai riedėdavo greta jų; gyvūnams pakilus nuo žemės, ratai pakildavo drauge su jais.
Eze 1:19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
Ps 7:2 kad jie kaip liūtai, mane nusivilkę, nesuplėšytų į gabalus, nes nėra kas išgelbsti.
Ps 7:2 Lest he tear my soul like a lion, rending it in pieces, while there is none to deliver.
Sk 27:9 Jei jis neturi dukters, atiduosite jo paveldą broliams.
Nu 27:9 And if he have no daughter, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his brethren.
Pat 23:1 Kai atsisėdi pietauti su valdovu, rūpestingai stebėk, kas prieš tave.
Pr 23:1 When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, consider diligently what is before thee:
Apd 23:25 Be to, jis parašė tokį laišką:
Ac 23:25 And he wrote a letter after this manner:
Lk 24:14 Jie kalbėjosi apie visus tuos įvykius.
Lu 24:14 And they talked together of all these things which had happened.
Mt 18:19 Ir dar sakau jums: jeigu kas iš jūsų susitars žemėje dviese melsti kokio dalyko, jiems mano dangiškasis Tėvas jį suteiks.
Mat 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.
Iš 20:4 Nedirbsi sau drožinio nei jokio paveikslo, panašaus į tai, kas yra aukštai danguje, čia, žemėje, ir vandenyse po žeme.
Ex 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Ez 34:18 Ar jums negana ganytis vešlioje ganykloje, kad dar turite ir savo ganyklos likučius kojomis ištrypti? Ar negana jums gerti tyrą vandenį, kad dar turite ir likusį vandenį kojomis sudrumsti?
Eze 34:18 Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet?
Job 33:29 Iš tikrųjų Dievas daro visa taižmogui ne vieną kartą,
Job 33:29 Lo, all these things worketh God oftentimes with man,
Ps 51:16 Juk aukomis tu nesigėri; jei atnašaučiau deginamąją auką, tu jos nepriimtum.
Ps 51:16 For thou desirest not sacrifice; else would I give it: thou delightest not in burnt offering.
Ps 71:1 Tavyje, Viešpatie, ieškau užuovėjos; neleisk man niekada nusivilti!
Ps 71:1 In thee, O LORD, do I put my trust: let me never be put to confusion.
Jer 50:25 Viešpats atidarė savo ginklų sandėlįir pasiėmė savo rūsčio ginklus, nes Viešpats, Galybių DIEVAS, turi darbo chaldėjų krašte.
Jer 50:25 The LORD hath opened his armoury, and hath brought forth the weapons of his indignation: for this is the work of the Lord GOD of hosts in the land of the Chaldeans.
Pr 12:11 Prieš pat įeinant į Egiptą, jis kreipėsi į savo žmoną Sarają: "Žinau, kokia tu graži moteris.
Ge 12:11 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon:
Įst 31:5 Viešpats atiduos jas jums, o jūs pasielgsite su jomis, kaip esu jums įsakęs.
De 31:5 And the LORD shall give them up before your face, that ye may do unto them according unto all the commandments which I have commanded you.
Įst 27:13 O prakeikimui ištarti stos ant Ebalo kalno šios giminės: Rubenas, Gadas, Ašeras, Zabulonas, Danas ir Naftalis.
De 27:13 And these shall stand upon mount Ebal to curse; Reuben, Gad, and Asher, and Zebulun, Dan, and Naphtali.
Iz 47:1 "Lipk žemyn, sėskis dulkėse, mergele, Babilono dukterie! Tau nebėra sosto, sėsk ant žemės, chaldėjų dukterie! Dailiąja ir gašliąja nebūsi daugiau vadinama.
Isa 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.

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