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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 21:7 Kai jie klaus tavęs: ‘Dėl ko vaitoji? ’ ­ atsakysi: ‘Dėl žinios, kuri ateina! Apmirs visų širdys, nusvirs visų rankos, alps visų dvasia ir pažliugs vandeniu visų keliai. Tikėk manimi, ji ateina ir išsipildys’", ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 21:7 And it shall be, when they say unto thee, Wherefore sighest thou? that thou shalt answer, For the tidings; because it cometh: and every heart shall melt, and all hands shall be feeble, and every spirit shall faint, and all knees shall be weak as water: behold, it cometh, and shall be brought to pass, saith the Lord GOD.
2Kar 9:5 Atėjęs žiūri, kad kariuomenės vadai tariasi. Jis tarė: "Vade, turiu tau žinią! " ­ "Kuriam iš mūsų? " ­ paklausė Jehuvas. "Tau, vade. "
2Ki 9:5 And when he came, behold, the captains of the host were sitting; and he said, I have an errand to thee, O captain. And Jehu said, Unto which of all us? And he said, To thee, O captain.
Pr 30:43 Taigi žmogus turtėjo be galo ir įsigijo ne tik daug kaimenių, bet ir tarnų bei tarnaičių, kupranugarių ir asilų.
Ge 30:43 And the man increased exceedingly, and had much cattle, and maidservants, and menservants, and camels, and asses.
Iš 26:35 Pastatysi stalą šiapus uždangos, o žvakidę ­ pietiniame Padangtės šone priešais stalą; stalą pastatysi šiauriniame šone.
Ex 26:35 And thou shalt set the table without the vail, and the candlestick over against the table on the side of the tabernacle toward the south: and thou shalt put the table on the north side.
Ps 81:2 Užveskite giesmę ir muškite būgnelius su žvangučiais, pritarkite švelniai lyromis ir arfomis.
Ps 81:2 Take a psalm, and bring hither the timbrel, the pleasant harp with the psaltery.
Pr 18:20 Tuomet Viešpats tarė: "Šauksmo prieš Sodomą ir Gomorą taip padaugėjo, ir jų nuodėmė tokia sunki,
Ge 18:20 And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous;
Ps 32:6 Užtat prireikus melsis taukiekvienas ištikimas žmogus. Nors išsilies grėsmingi vandenys, jie nepasieks jo.
Ps 32:6 For this shall every one that is godly pray unto thee in a time when thou mayest be found: surely in the floods of great waters they shall not come nigh unto him.
Ps 109:21 Man, DIEVE, mano Viešpatie, padėk, kaip esi pažadėjęs, ir išgelbėk mane dėl savo gerumo.
Ps 109:21 But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.
Pr 41:8 Rytą jo dvasia buvo apimta nerimo. Jis įsakė sušaukti visus Egipto žynius ir išminčius. Faraonas papasakojo jiems savo sapnus, bet nebuvo kas juos faraonui išaiškintų.
Ge 41:8 And it came to pass in the morning that his spirit was troubled; and he sent and called for all the magicians of Egypt, and all the wise men thereof: and Pharaoh told them his dream; but there was none that could interpret them unto Pharaoh.
Ps 64:4 iš pasalų šaudami į nekaltą žmogų; jie šauna staiga, nieko nebijodami.
Ps 64:4 That they may shoot in secret at the perfect: suddenly do they shoot at him, and fear not.
1Krn 19:12 Jis tarė: "Jeigu aramėjai bus stipresni už mane, tu ateisi į pagalbą, bet jeigu amonitai bus stipresni už tave, aš ateisiu tau padėti.
1Ch 19:12 And he said, If the Syrians be too strong for me, then thou shalt help me: but if the children of Ammon be too strong for thee, then I will help thee.
Rom 8:25 Bet jei turime viltį nematydami, tada laukiame ištvermingai.
Ro 8:25 But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.
Iz 65:13 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Štai mano tarnai valgys, o jūs kęsite alkį; mano tarnai gers, o jūs kęsite troškulį; mano tarnai džiaugsis, o jūs turėsite gėdytis;
Isa 65:13 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, my servants shall eat, but ye shall be hungry: behold, my servants shall drink, but ye shall be thirsty: behold, my servants shall rejoice, but ye shall be ashamed:
Joz 11:4 Jie išėjo į mūšį su didele kariuomene, lydimi visų savo pajėgų, tokių gausių, kaip smiltys pajūryje, su daugybe žirgų ir kovos vežimų.
Jos 11:4 And they went out, they and all their hosts with them, much people, even as the sand that is upon the sea shore in multitude, with horses and chariots very many.
2Krn 21:5 Tapdamas karaliumi, Jehoramas buvo trisdešimt dvejų metų. Jeruzalę jis valdė aštuonerius metus.
2Ch 21:5 Jehoram was thirty and two years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eight years in Jerusalem.
Iš 32:18 Bet šis atsakė: "Tai ne pergalės šauksmas, tai ne pralaimėjimo klyksmas. Girdžiu tik ūžaujančių balsus. . . "
Ex 32:18 And he said, It is not the voice of them that shout for mastery, neither is it the voice of them that cry for being overcome: but the noise of them that sing do I hear.
Rom 10:17 Taigi tikėjimas ­ iš klausymo, klausymas ­ kai skelbiamas Kristaus žodis.
Ro 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Iš 11:3 Viešpats suteikė žmonėms malonę egiptiečių akyse. Be to, pats Mozė buvo įžymus vyras Egipto krašte, faraono pareigūnų ir žmonių akyse.
Ex 11:3 And the LORD gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians. Moreover the man Moses was very great in the land of Egypt, in the sight of Pharaoh's servants, and in the sight of the people.
Ps 119:69 Įžūlieji šmeižia mane melais, o aš visa širdimi laikausi tavo įsakų.
Ps 119:69 The proud have forged a lie against me: but I will keep thy precepts with my whole heart.
Mt 20:10 Prisiartinę pirmieji manė daugiau gausią, bet irgi gavo po denarą.
Mat 20:10 But when the first came, they supposed that they should have received more; and they likewise received every man a penny.

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