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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 19:24 Viešpats tarė jam: "Leiskis žemyn ir vesdamasis Aaroną vėl užkopk. Bet neleisk nei kunigams, nei žmonėms peržengti ribos ir kopti pas Viešpatį, idant jis neatsisuktų prieš juos. "
Ex 19:24 And the LORD said unto him, Away, get thee down, and thou shalt come up, thou, and Aaron with thee: but let not the priests and the people break through to come up unto the LORD, lest he break forth upon them.
1Sam 23:13 Tada Dovydas ir jo vyrai, kurių buvo apie šešis šimtus, tuojau paliko Keilą ir klajojo iš vienos vietos į kitą. Kai Sauliui buvo pranešta, kad Dovydas pabėgo iš Keilos, jis nutraukė žygį.
1Sa 23:13 Then David and his men, which were about six hundred, arose and departed out of Keilah, and went whithersoever they could go. And it was told Saul that David was escaped from Keilah; and he forbare to go forth.
Jn 6:16 Atėjus vakarui, mokiniai nusileido prie ežero,
Jo 6:16 And when even was now come, his disciples went down unto the sea,
Jer 49:27 Ant Damasko sienų užkursiu ugnį, ji prarys Ben Hadado tvirtoves. "
Jer 49:27 And I will kindle a fire in the wall of Damascus, and it shall consume the palaces of Benhadad.
2Sam 24:9 Joabas pranešė karaliui surašytų į sąrašą žmonių skaičių: Izraelyje buvo aštuoni šimtai tūkstančių karių, pasiruošusių pakelti kalaviją, o Judo vyrų skaičius buvo penki šimtai tūkstančių.
2Sa 24:9 And Joab gave up the sum of the number of the people unto the king: and there were in Israel eight hundred thousand valiant men that drew the sword; and the men of Judah were five hundred thousand men.
Est 1:2 Sėdėdamas karališkajame soste Sūzų pilyje, karalius Ahasveras
Es 1:2 That in those days, when the king Ahasuerus sat on the throne of his kingdom, which was in Shushan the palace,
Jok 2:4 Argi jūs nesate šališki, argi netampate kreivais sumetimais besivadovaujančiais teisėjais?
Ja 2:4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?
Ez 16:37 dėl to, tikėk manimi, surinksiu visus tavo meilužius, kuriuos norėjai patenkinti, visus, kuriuos mylėjai, taip pat visus, kurių nekentei, surinksiu juos iš visur aplink prieš tave ir atidengsiu jiems tavo gėdą taip, kad jie pamatytų visą tavo kekšystę.
Eze 16:37 Behold, therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness.
Jer 52:23 Granato obuolių ant visų šonų buvo devyniasdešimt šeši. Iš viso aplink pinučius buvo šimtinė granato obuolių.
Jer 52:23 And there were ninety and six pomegranates on a side; and all the pomegranates upon the network were an hundred round about.
Mt 12:7 Jei būtumėte supratę, ką reiškia aš noriu gailestingumo, o ne aukos, nebūtumėte pasmerkę nekaltų.
Mat 12:7 But if ye had known what this meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice, ye would not have condemned the guiltless.
Įst 9:20 Be to, Viešpats buvo taip supykęs ant Aarono, kad buvo pasirengęs jį sunaikinti, bet aš užtariau ir jį tuo metu.
De 9:20 And the LORD was very angry with Aaron to have destroyed him: and I prayed for Aaron also the same time.
Lk 17:11 Keliaujant į Jeruzalę, teko Jėzui eiti tarp Samarijos ir Galilėjos.
Lu 17:11 And it came to pass, as he went to Jerusalem, that he passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee.
Jn 6:36 O aš jau esu jums sakęs: jūs mane regėjote, bet netikite.
Jo 6:36 But I said unto you, That ye also have seen me, and believe not.
Apr 16:14 O tai yra demonų dvasios, darančios ženklus; jos iškeliauja pas viso pasaulio karalius, kad juos suburtų didžiosios Visagalio Dievo dienos kovai.
Re 16:14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
Jn 21:4 Rytui auštant, ant kranto pasirodė bestovįs Jėzus. Mokiniai nepažino, kad ten Jėzaus esama.
Jo 21:4 But when the morning was now come, Jesus stood on the shore: but the disciples knew not that it was Jesus.
Sk 33:48 Iškeliavę nuo Abarimų kalnų, pasistatė stovyklą Moabo lygumose palei Jordaną prie Jericho.
Nu 33:48 And they departed from the mountains of Abarim, and pitched in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
Pr 44:14 Judas ir jo broliai parėjo į Juozapo namus dar jam tebesant namie. Jie sukniubo prieš jį ant žemės.
Ge 44:14 And Judah and his brethren came to Joseph's house; for he was yet there: and they fell before him on the ground.
Gg 8:11 Saliamonas turėjo vynuogyną Baal Hamoneir patikėjo jį prižiūrėtojams. Kiekvienas už jo vaisius turėjo mokėtipo tūkstantį sidabrinių.
SS 8:11 Solomon had a vineyard at Baalhamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver.
1Krn 4:9 Jabecas buvo labiau gerbiamas, negu jo broliai; jo motina pavadino jį Jabecu, sakydama: "Pagimdžiau jį skausme. "
1Ch 4:9 And Jabez was more honourable than his brethren: and his mother called his name Jabez, saying, Because I bare him with sorrow.
Koh 7:28 O štai ko dar tebeieškau, nors nesėkmingai: vieną vyrą iš tūkstančio užtikau, bet nė vienos moters tarp jų niekada neradau.
Ec 7:28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

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