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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 33:51 "Kalbėk izraelitams ir sakyk: ‘Kai persikelsite per Jordaną į Kanaano kraštą,
Nu 33:51 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye are passed over Jordan into the land of Canaan;
Jok 4:1 Iš kur atsiranda karai, iš kur tarp jūsų kivirčai? Ne iš kur kitur, tik iš jūsų užgaidų, kurios nerimsta jūsų sąnariuose.
Ja 4:1 From whence come wars and fightings among you? come they not hence, even of your lusts that war in your members?
1Sam 14:23 Taigi tą dieną Viešpats suteikė Izraeliui pergalę. Mūšis tęsėsi anapus Bet Aveno. Visa kariuomenė buvo su Sauliumi ­ dešimt tūkstančių vyrų. Mūšis išsiplėtė Efraimo aukštumose.
1Sa 14:23 So the LORD saved Israel that day: and the battle passed over unto Bethaven.
Ps 40:3 Man į lūpas įdėjo naują giesmę, šlovės mūsų Dievui giesmę. Daugelis tai matys, pagarbiai bijos ir pasitikės Viešpačiu.
Ps 40:3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the LORD.
Kun 5:17 Kai žmogus, pats to nežinodamas, nusideda bet kuriam iš Viešpaties įsakymų, darydamas tai, kas uždrausta, jis užsitraukia kaltę ir turi priimti už ją bausmę.
Le 5:17 And if a soul sin, and commit any of these things which are forbidden to be done by the commandments of the LORD; though he wist it not, yet is he guilty, and shall bear his iniquity.
Kun 20:21 Jei vyras vestų savo brolio žmoną, bjauriai pasielgtų, nes atidengs savo brolio nuogumą. Jiedu mirs bevaikiai.
Le 20:21 And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless.
Est 7:6 Estera atsakė: "Priešas ir engėjas yra šis nedorėlis Hamanas! " Hamanas susigūžė iš baimės prieš karalių ir karalienę.
Es 7:6 And Esther said, The adversary and enemy is this wicked Haman. Then Haman was afraid before the king and the queen.
1Kar 9:27 Hiramas išsiuntė su tuo laivynu savo tarnų, jūroje prityrusių jūreivių, drauge su Saliamono vyrais.
1Ki 9:27 And Hiram sent in the navy his servants, shipmen that had knowledge of the sea, with the servants of Solomon.
1Sam 5:9 Bet perkėlus ją į Gatą, pakilo prieš miestą Viešpaties ranka, sukeldama baisų siaubą. Jis taip skaudžiai palietė miesto gyventojus, jaunus ir senus, kad juos ištiko skauduliai.
1Sa 5:9 And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
2Tim 1:6 Todėl tau primenu reikalą atgaivinti Dievo malonės dovaną, suteiktą mano rankų uždėjimu.
2Ti 1:6 Wherefore I put thee in remembrance that thou stir up the gift of God, which is in thee by the putting on of my hands.
Lk 23:24 Tada Pilotas nusprendė patenkinti jų reikalavimą.
Lu 23:24 And Pilate gave sentence that it should be as they required.
Joz 15:1 Paveldo dalis, burtų keliu atitekusi Judo giminės žmonėms pagal jų kiltis, tęsėsi labai toli į pietus iki pat Edomo ribos ­ Cino dykumos.
Jos 15:1 This then was the lot of the tribe of the children of Judah by their families; even to the border of Edom the wilderness of Zin southward was the uttermost part of the south coast.
Iz 3:24 Vietoj kvepalų ­ pelėsiai, vietoj prijuostės ­ virvė, vietoj šukuosenos ­ plikė, vietoj išeiginių drabužių ­ maišas. Gėda vietoj grožio!
Isa 3:24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.
Joz 21:34 Likusiems levitams ­ Merario kiltims ­ buvo duota: iš Zabulono giminės ­ Jokneamas su ganyklomis, Karta su ganyklomis,
Jos 21:34 And unto the families of the children of Merari, the rest of the Levites, out of the tribe of Zebulun, Jokneam with her suburbs, and Kartah with her suburbs,
Mk 14:58 "Mes girdėjome jį sakant: ‘Aš sugriausiu šitą rankomis pastatytą šventovę ir per tris dienas pastatysiu kitą, ne rankų darbo. ’"
Mar 14:58 We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.
Rom 14:20 Taigi negriauk Dievo darbo dėl maisto! Nors viskas tyra, bet gali tapti bloga žmogui, kuris valgo, piktindamas kitus.
Ro 14:20 For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence.
Įst 23:18 Neneši kekšės užmokesčio ar kekšininko atlygio į Viešpaties, savo Dievo, Namus kaip aukos už įžadą, nes jiedu abu pasibjaurėtini Viešpačiui, tavo Dievui.
De 23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
1Sam 15:22 Į tai Samuelis atsakė: "Argi tiek pat džiugina Viešpatįdeginamosios aukos ir kruvinos aukos, kiek klusnumas Viešpaties balsui? Tikrai klusnumas geriau už kruviną auką, ir atsidavimas ­ už avinų taukus.
1Sa 15:22 And Samuel said, Hath the LORD as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, to obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams.
Gg 5:2 [Ji: ] Aš miegojau, bet mano širdis budėjo. Klausyk! Mano mylimasis beldžiasi! "Įleisk mane, mano seserie, mano meile, mano balande, mano tobuloji! Juk mano galva permirkusi nuo rasos, o garbanos ­ nuo nakties miglos. "
SS 5:2 I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night.
Gg 4:15 Tu ­ sodo šaltinis, gyvojo vandens versmėiš Libano tekančios srovės!
SS 4:15 A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon.

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