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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 8:15 Jūs teisiate kūniškai, o aš neteisiu nė vieno.
Jo 8:15 Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man.
2Sam 1:18 Jis įsakė, kad Judo žmonės būtų mokomi Lanko giesmės; ji užrašyta Jašaro knygoje .
2Sa 1:18 (Also he bade them teach the children of Judah the use of the bow: behold, it is written in the book of Jasher.)
Ps 107:42 Dorieji tai mato ir džiaugiasi, o visų nedorėlių burnos užsičiaupia.
Ps 107:42 The righteous shall see it, and rejoice: and all iniquity shall stop her mouth.
Ps 58:7 Teišnyksta jie lyg senkantis vanduo; įtempus jiems lanką, teatbunka jų strėlės.
Ps 58:7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
1Krn 7:17 Ulamo sūnus buvo Bedanas. Tai Manaso sūnaus Machyro sūnaus Gileado palikuonys.
1Ch 7:17 And the sons of Ulam; Bedan. These were the sons of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh.
Neh 13:1 Tą dieną buvo skaitoma žmonėms iš Mozės knygos, ir rasta joje parašyta, kad joks amonitas ir joks moabitas niekada negali būti priimtas į Dievo bendriją,
Ne 13:1 On that day they read in the book of Moses in the audience of the people; and therein was found written, that the Ammonite and the Moabite should not come into the congregation of God for ever;
Iš 17:1 Iš Sino dykumos visa izraelitų bendrija keliavo sustodami, kaip Viešpats vedė. Jie apsistojo Refidimuose, bet čia nebuvo vandens žmonėms atsigerti.
Ex 17:1 And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin, after their journeys, according to the commandment of the LORD, and pitched in Rephidim: and there was no water for the people to drink.
Mt 15:19 Iš širdies išeina pikti sumanymai, žmogžudystės, svetimavimai, ištvirkavimai, vagystės, melagingi liudijimai, šmeižtai.
Mat 15:19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
Mt 8:11 Todėl aš jums sakau: daugelis ateis iš rytų ir vakarų ir susės dangaus karalystėje prie stalo su Abraomu, Izaoku ir Jokūbu.
Mat 8:11 And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.
2Sam 15:29 Tad Cadokas ir Abjataras parnešė Dievo Skrynią atgal į Jeruzalę ir ten pasiliko.
2Sa 15:29 Zadok therefore and Abiathar carried the ark of God again to Jerusalem: and they tarried there.
Ezd 3:7 Tada jie pasamdė mūrininkų ir dailidžių, davė maisto, gėrimo bei aliejaus sidoniečiams ir tyriečiams, kad atgabentų kedro medžio iš Libano per jūrą iki Jopės pagal jiems duotą Persijos karaliaus Kyro leidimą.
Ezr 3:7 They gave money also unto the masons, and to the carpenters; and meat, and drink, and oil, unto them of Zidon, and to them of Tyre, to bring cedar trees from Lebanon to the sea of Joppa, according to the grant that they had of Cyrus king of Persia.
Ez 33:12 O dabar, žmogau, sakyk savo tautos žmonėms: ‘Teisiojo teisumas jo neišgelbės, jei jis nusidės, o nedorėlio nedorumas jo nepražudys, jei jis sugrįš iš savo nedorumo. Teisusis neišsigelbės savo teisumu, kai nusidės. ’
Eze 33:12 Therefore, thou son of man, say unto the children of thy people, The righteousness of the righteous shall not deliver him in the day of his transgression: as for the wickedness of the wicked, he shall not fall thereby in the day that he turneth from his wickedness; neither shall the righteous be able to live for his righteousness in the day that he sinneth.
2Kar 15:26 O kiti Pekachijos darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose.
2Ki 15:26 And the rest of the acts of Pekahiah, and all that he did, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.
Jer 16:20 Argi gali žmogus pasidaryti sau dievų? Ne! Tai ne dievai! " ­
Jer 16:20 Shall a man make gods unto himself, and they are no gods?
Pr 41:50 Prieš užeinant bado metams, Juozapas turėjo du sūnus, kuriuos jam pagimdė Asenata, Ono kunigo Potiferos duktė.
Ge 41:50 And unto Joseph were born two sons before the years of famine came, which Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On bare unto him.
Mt 22:3 Jis išsiuntė tarnus šaukti pakviestųjų į vestuvių pokylį, bet tie nepanorėjo eiti.
Mat 22:3 And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
Įst 9:5 Ne dėl savo teisumo ar savo širdies sąžiningumo įžengi paveldėti jų krašto, bet dėl jų nedorumo Viešpats išvaro juos tavo akivaizdoje, idant įvykdytų pažadą, kurį davė prisiekdamas tavo protėviams ­ Abraomui, Izaokui ir Jokūbui.
De 9:5 Not for thy righteousness, or for the uprightness of thine heart, dost thou go to possess their land: but for the wickedness of these nations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee, and that he may perform the word which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Kun 25:44 Vergą ar vergę gali laikyti tik jei pirksi vergus iš kaimyninių tautų.
Le 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
Kun 20:11 Jei vyras sugultų su savo tėvo žmona, jis atidengė savo tėvo nuogumą. Abu bus nubausti mirtimi; jie užsitraukė kraujo kaltę.
Le 20:11 And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Apd 24:21 Nebent tik žodžius, kuriuos šaukiau, stovėdamas tarp jų: ‘Šiandien jūs mane teisiate už mirusiųjų prisikėlimą! ’"
Ac 24:21 Except it be for this one voice, that I cried standing among them, Touching the resurrection of the dead I am called in question by you this day.

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