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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Įst 22:9 Neapsėsi savo vynuogyno dviem skirtingomis sėklomis. Jei taip darytum, visas jo derlius ­ sėkla, kurią pasėjai, ir vynuogyno derlius ­ negali būti naudojami.
De 22:9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
Ps 106:48 Tebūna pašlovintas Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, nuo amžių per amžius! Tesako visa tauta: "Amen! "Šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 106:48 Blessed be the LORD God of Israel from everlasting to everlasting: and let all the people say, Amen. Praise ye the LORD.
Zch 14:5 Slėnis tarp kalnų bus užverstas, nes jis eis iki Acalo; jis bus taip užverstas, kaip per žemės drebėjimą Judo karaliaus Uzijo dienomis. Ir Viešpats, mano Dievas, ateis drauge su visais savo šventaisiais.
Zec 14:5 And ye shall flee to the valley of the mountains; for the valley of the mountains shall reach unto Azal: yea, ye shall flee, like as ye fled from before the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah: and the LORD my God shall come, and all the saints with thee.
Job 41:28 Strėlė neprivers jo bėgti; svaidyklės akmenys jam tarsi šiaudai.
Job 41:28 The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.
Jn 7:50 Tuomet prabilo vienas iš jų, Nikodemas, kuris pirmiau buvo aplankęs Jėzų:
Jo 7:50 Nicodemus saith unto them, (he that came to Jesus by night, being one of them,)
Apr 2:5 Taigi prisimink, nuo kur nupuolei, atsiversk ir vėl imkis pirmykščių darbų, o jeigu ne, jei neatsiversi, tai aš ateisiu ir išjudinsiu iš vietos tavo žibintuvą.
Re 2:5 Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.
Pat 20:19 Kas nuolat išduoda paslaptis, tas liežuvautojas; todėl nebendrauk su tuščiu plepiu.
Pr 20:19 He that goeth about as a talebearer revealeth secrets: therefore meddle not with him that flattereth with his lips.
Pr 30:7 Rachelės tarnaitė Bilha vėl pastojo ir pagimdė Jokūbui antrą sūnų.
Ge 30:7 And Bilhah Rachel's maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a second son.
Ps 119:22 Išlaisvink mane nuo pajuokos ir užgaulių, nes laikausi tavo įsakų.
Ps 119:22 Remove from me reproach and contempt; for I have kept thy testimonies.
Jn 13:37 Petras vėl klausė: "Viešpatie, kodėl gi negaliu dabar tavęs lydėti? Aš ir gyvybę už tave guldysiu! "
Jo 13:37 Peter said unto him, Lord, why cannot I follow thee now? I will lay down my life for thy sake.
Iz 40:22 jis sėdi soste anapus dangaus skliauto virš žemės, ir jos gyventojai jam atrodo lyg žiogai. Jis dengia žemę dangumi tarsi užuolaida, išskleidžia jį tarsi palapinę gyvenimui.
Isa 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
Lk 2:29 "Dabar gali, Valdove, kaip buvai žadėjęs, leisti savo tarnui ramiai iškeliauti,
Lu 2:29 Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy word:
Iš 25:40 Žiūrėk, kad juos padarytum pagal pavyzdį, parodytą tau ant kalno.
Ex 25:40 And look that thou make them after their pattern, which was shewed thee in the mount.
Ts 3:18 Baigęs atiduoti duoklę, Ehudas paleido duoklę nešusius žmones eiti savo keliu,
Judg 3:18 And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
Kol 2:7 būdami jame įsišakniję ir ant jo statydamiesi, tvirtėdami tikėjimu, kaip esate išmokyti, kupini dėkingumo.
Co 2:7 Rooted and built up in him, and stablished in the faith, as ye have been taught, abounding therein with thanksgiving.
Sk 16:36 Tada Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 16:36 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
1Sam 31:5 Ir ginklanešys, matydamas Saulių mirusį, krito ant savo kalavijo ir mirė su juo.
1Sa 31:5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell likewise upon his sword, and died with him.
1Krn 4:21 Judo sūnaus Šelos palikuonys: Lechos tėvas Eras, Marešos tėvas Lada ir drobės gamintojų kiltys Bet Ašbėjoje,
1Ch 4:21 The sons of Shelah the son of Judah were, Er the father of Lecah, and Laadah the father of Mareshah, and the families of the house of them that wrought fine linen, of the house of Ashbea,
Pr 27:11 ­ "Betgi mano brolis Ezavas yra gauruotas vyras, ­ atsakė Jokūbas savo motinai Rebekai, ­ o aš juk plikas!
Ge 27:11 And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man:
Lk 19:31 O jeigu kas paklaustų: ‘Kam jį atrišate? ’ ­ atsakykite: ‘Jo reikia Viešpačiui. ’"
Lu 19:31 And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him.

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