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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 26:39 O kas iš jūsų išliks, už savo kaltes bus prislėgti priešų krašte, bus prislėgti ir už savo protėvių kaltes.
Le 26:39 And they that are left of you shall pine away in their iniquity in your enemies' lands; and also in the iniquities of their fathers shall they pine away with them.
Iš 9:10 Taigi jie paėmė suodžių iš krosnies ir nuėjo pas faraoną. Mozė išbėrė jas į orą, ir jos sukėlė pūliuojančias votis žmonėms bei gyvuliams.
Ex 9:10 And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh; and Moses sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast.
Mk 1:43 Jėzus liepė jam tuojau pasišalinti ir smarkiai prigrasino:
Mar 1:43 And he straitly charged him, and forthwith sent him away;
Įst 25:15 Turėsi tik pilną ir teisingą svarstį, turėsi tik pilną ir teisingą saiką, kad ilgai gyventumei žemėje, kurią Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tau duoda.
De 25:15 But thou shalt have a perfect and just weight, a perfect and just measure shalt thou have: that thy days may be lengthened in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Est 8:12 vieną dieną visose Ahasvero valdose ­ dvylikto mėnesio, tai yra adaro, tryliktą dieną.
Es 8:12 Upon one day in all the provinces of king Ahasuerus, namely, upon the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, which is the month Adar.
1Sam 18:15 Matydamas, kad jam labai sekasi, Saulius kentė nuolatinę baimę.
1Sa 18:15 Wherefore when Saul saw that he behaved himself very wisely, he was afraid of him.
Iz 1:15 Kai jūs tiesite rankas, aš nukreipsiu savo akis nuo jūsų. Net jei ilgai melsitės, aš jūsų negirdėsiu. Jūsų rankos kruvinos!
Isa 1:15 And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood.
Mt 1:10 Ezekijui gimė Manasas, Manasui gimė Amonas, Amonui gimė Jozijas .
Mat 1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
Rom 12:16 Sutarkite tarpusavyje. Nesiveržkite prie aukštų dalykų, bet pasitenkinkite kukliais. Nelaikykite savęs išmintingais.
Ro 12:16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
2Kar 13:23 Bet Viešpats buvo jiems maloningas ir gailestingas, atsigręžė į juos dėl savo Sandoros su Abraomu, Izaoku ir Jokūbu. Iki šiol jis nenorėjo jų sunaikinti ar atstumti nuo savo veido.
2Ki 13:23 And the LORD was gracious unto them, and had compassion on them, and had respect unto them, because of his covenant with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and would not destroy them, neither cast he them from his presence as yet.
Pat 10:6 Palaiminimai vainikuoja teisiojo galvą, o nedorėlių burnoje slypi smurtas.
Pr 10:6 Blessings are upon the head of the just: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.
Iz 10:34 Miško tankynes iškirs kirvis, ir didingieji Libano medžiai kris.
Isa 10:34 And he shall cut down the thickets of the forest with iron, and Lebanon shall fall by a mighty one.
Pat 8:14 Turiu gerų patarimų ir sveikos nuovokos, turiu supratimo ir jėgų.
Pr 8:14 Counsel is mine, and sound wisdom: I am understanding; I have strength.
Jer 36:11 Šafano sūnaus Gemarijo sūnus Mikajas girdėjo visus Viešpaties žodžius, kai jie buvo skaitomi iš knygos.
Jer 36:11 When Michaiah the son of Gemariah, the son of Shaphan, had heard out of the book all the words of the LORD,
Įst 28:35 Viešpats ištiks tave keliuose ir šlaunyse, nuo kojų padų ligi viršugalvio, piktybiniais pūliniais, nuo kurių negalėsi būti išgydytas.
De 28:35 The LORD shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.
Ez 36:33 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tą dieną, kai būsiu nuvalęs visas jūsų kaltes, apgyvendinsiu jūsų miestus, ir bus atstatyti jūsų griuvėsiai.
Eze 36:33 Thus saith the Lord GOD; In the day that I shall have cleansed you from all your iniquities I will also cause you to dwell in the cities, and the wastes shall be builded.
Sk 10:1 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 10:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Joz 24:17 Juk pats Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, išvedė mus ir mūsų protėvius iš Egipto žemės, iš vergijos namų, padarė mums matant anuos nuostabius ženklus! Jis saugojo mus visą laiką ir kelionėje, ir nuo visų tautų, per kurias perėjome.
Jos 24:17 For the LORD our God, he it is that brought us up and our fathers out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage, and which did those great signs in our sight, and preserved us in all the way wherein we went, and among all the people through whom we passed:
Ag 1:9 Jūs daug tikėjotės, bet mažai gavote, ir ką namo pargabenote, tą aš vėjais paleidau. Kodėl gi? ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis. ­Ogi todėl, kad mano Namaitebėra sugriauti, o jūs visi skubinatėskiekvienas į savo namus.
Hag 1:9 Ye looked for much, and, lo it came to little; and when ye brought it home, I did blow upon it. Why? saith the LORD of hosts. Because of mine house that is waste, and ye run every man unto his own house.
Ps 22:18 galiu suskaičiuoti visus savo kaulus. Mano priešai spokso į mane ir džiaugiasi,
Ps 22:18 They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture.

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