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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 31:23 visa, kas gali atsispirti ugniai ­ turi būti apvalyta ugnimi ir bus apvalyta. Nepaisant to, jie turi būti apvalyti ir apvalymo vandeniu. O kas negali atsispirti ugniai, turi būti nuplauta vandeniu.
Nu 31:23 Every thing that may abide the fire, ye shall make it go through the fire, and it shall be clean: nevertheless it shall be purified with the water of separation: and all that abideth not the fire ye shall make go through the water.
Mt 10:33 O kas išsigins manęs žmonių akivaizdoje, to ir aš išsiginsiu savo dangiškojo Tėvo akivaizdoje.
Mat 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
2Krn 29:12 Tada pakilo levitai: Amasajo sūnus Mahatas ir Azarijo sūnus Joelis iš Kehato palikuonių, iš Merario palikuonių ­ Abdžio sūnus Kišas ir Jehalėlelio sūnus Azarijas, iš geršonų ­ Zimos sūnus Joachas ir Joaho sūnus Edenas,
2Ch 29:12 Then the Levites arose, Mahath the son of Amasai, and Joel the son of Azariah, of the sons of the Kohathites: and of the sons of Merari, Kish the son of Abdi, and Azariah the son of Jehalelel: and of the Gershonites; Joah the son of Zimmah, and Eden the son of Joah:
Įst 9:25 Todėl anas keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų aš gulėjau kniūbsčias prieš Viešpatį; gulėjau kniūbsčias, nes Viešpats ketino jus sunaikinti.
De 9:25 Thus I fell down before the LORD forty days and forty nights, as I fell down at the first; because the LORD had said he would destroy you.
Jn 12:11 nes daugybė žydų per jį atsitraukė nuo jų ir įtikėjo Jėzų.
Jo 12:11 Because that by reason of him many of the Jews went away, and believed on Jesus.
Pr 35:1 Dievas tarė Jokūbui: "Pakilk, eik į Betelį ir ten apsistok. Padaryk ten aukurą Dievui, kuris tau pasirodė, kai tu bėgai nuo savo brolio Ezavo. "
Ge 35:1 And God said unto Jacob, Arise, go up to Bethel, and dwell there: and make there an altar unto God, that appeared unto thee when thou fleddest from the face of Esau thy brother.
Jn 7:15 Žydai stebėjosi ir sakė: "Iš kur jis išmano Raštą, visai nesimokęs? "
Jo 7:15 And the Jews marvelled, saying, How knoweth this man letters, having never learned?
Mt 13:8 Dar kiti nukrito į gerą žemę ir davė derlių: vieni ­ šimteriopą grūdą, kiti ­ šešiasdešimteriopą, dar kiti ­ trisdešimteriopą.
Mat 13:8 But other fell into good ground, and brought forth fruit, some an hundredfold, some sixtyfold, some thirtyfold.
Įst 25:8 Tada miesto seniūnai pasišauks jį ir įspės. Jei jis užsispiria, sakydamas: ‘Nenoriu jos vesti’,
De 25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;
Sof 2:8 Girdėjau Moabo patyčiasir Amono užgaules, kai jie tyčiojosi iš mano tautosir užgauliojo jų kraštą.
Zep 2:8 I have heard the reproach of Moab, and the revilings of the children of Ammon, whereby they have reproached my people, and magnified themselves against their border.
Lk 17:8 Argi nesako: ‘Prirenk man vakarienę. Susijuosk ir patarnauk, kolei aš valgysiu ir gersiu, o paskui tu pavalgysi ir atsigersi. . . ’?
Lu 17:8 And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink?
Iz 27:3 Aš, Viešpats, prižiūriu jį ir nuolatos palaistau; kad jam kas žalos nepadarytų, saugau jį naktį ir dieną.
Isa 27:3 I the LORD do keep it; I will water it every moment: lest any hurt it, I will keep it night and day.
Ezd 6:1 Todėl karaliaus Darijaus įsakymu buvo atlikta paieška saugyklose, kurios buvo įrengtos Babilono ižduose,
Ezr 6:1 Then Darius the king made a decree, and search was made in the house of the rolls, where the treasures were laid up in Babylon.
Pat 9:9 Šviesk išmintingą žmogų, kad taptų išmintingesnis, mokyk teisųjį, kad daugiau išmoktų.
Pr 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.
Ps 69:11 Kad padariau ašutinę savo drabužiu, jie juokiasi iš manęs.
Ps 69:11 I made sackcloth also my garment; and I became a proverb to them.
Pr 16:7 Viešpaties angelas atrado ją prie vandens šaltinio dykumoje, prie šaltinio pakeliui į Šūrą,
Ge 16:7 And the angel of the LORD found her by a fountain of water in the wilderness, by the fountain in the way to Shur.
2Krn 32:6 Jis paskyrė žmonėms mūšio vadus. Tada, sutelkęs juos aplink save aikštėje prie miesto vartų, kalbėjo jiems padrąsinančiai, tardamas:
2Ch 32:6 And he set captains of war over the people, and gathered them together to him in the street of the gate of the city, and spake comfortably to them, saying,
Rom 12:18 Kiek galima ir kiek nuo jūsų priklauso, gyvenkite taikoje su visais žmonėmis.
Ro 12:18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.
Sk 5:19 Tada kunigas ją prisaikdins, tardamas: ‘Jei joks svetimas vyras su tavimi negulėjo, jei tu nenuklydai į susiteršimą, būdama savo vyro žmona, būk apsaugota nuo šio kartybės vandens, nešančio prakeikimą.
Nu 5:19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse:
Ts 1:8 Judo giminės žmonės kovojo su Jeruzale ir paėmė ją. Išžudė ją kalaviju ir atidavė miestą liepsnoms.
Judg 1:8 Now the children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and had taken it, and smitten it with the edge of the sword, and set the city on fire.

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