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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 28:16 Jokūbas pabudo iš miego ir tarė: "Iš tikrųjų Viešpats yra šioje vietoje, bet aš to nežinojau! "
Ge 28:16 And Jacob awaked out of his sleep, and he said, Surely the LORD is in this place; and I knew it not.
Sk 29:28 Be to, ožys bus atnašaujamas už nuodėmę, neskaitant nuolatinės deginamosios aukos, jos javų atnašos ir liejamosios atnašos.
Nu 29:28 And one goat for a sin offering; beside the continual burnt offering, and his meat offering, and his drink offering.
Mal 4:2 Bet jums, bijantiems mano vardo, patekės teisumo saulė su gydančiais spinduliais. Jūs išeisite šokinėdami tarsi veršiukai, išleisti iš gardo.
Mal 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
Iš 34:7 lydintis gerumu lig tūkstantosios kartos, atleidžiantis kaltę, nusižengimą ir nuodėmę, tačiau nepaliekantis kaltųjų be bausmės, bet baudžiantis už tėvų kaltę vaikusir vaikų vaikuslig trečios ir ketvirtos kartos. "
Ex 34:7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.
Lk 1:56 Marija prabuvo pas Elzbietą apie tris mėnesius, o paskui sugrįžo į savo namus.
Lu 1:56 And Mary abode with her about three months, and returned to her own house.
Apd 8:24 Simonas atsakė: "Melskite už mane Viešpatį, kad manęs neištiktų, ką jūs pasakėte. "
Ac 8:24 Then answered Simon, and said, Pray ye to the LORD for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me.
2Krn 6:24 Jeigu tavo tauta Izraelis būtų priešo nugalėta, nes buvo tau nusidėjusi, bet sugrįžtų pas tave, išpažintų tavo vardą, siųstų maldą ir prašymą tau šiuose Namuose,
2Ch 6:24 And if thy people Israel be put to the worse before the enemy, because they have sinned against thee; and shall return and confess thy name, and pray and make supplication before thee in this house;
1Kar 4:15 Ahimaazas Naftalio giminėje (jis irgi buvo paėmęs žmona Saliamono dukterį Basmatą),
1Ki 4:15 Ahimaaz was in Naphtali; he also took Basmath the daughter of Solomon to wife:
Jer 29:5 ‘Statykitės namus, įsikurkite. Veiskite sodus, valgykite jų vaisius.
Jer 29:5 Build ye houses, and dwell in them; and plant gardens, and eat the fruit of them;
Pr 21:12 Bet Dievas tarė Abraomui: "Nesikankink dėl berniuko ar dėl vergės. Ką tau sako Sara, daryk, kaip ji sako, nes per Izaoką bus tęsiami tavo palikuonys.
Ge 21:12 And God said unto Abraham, Let it not be grievous in thy sight because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that Sarah hath said unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall thy seed be called.
Iš 5:7 "Nebeduokite daugiau žmonėms šiaudų plytoms dirbti, kaip iki šiol darėte. Teeina ir tepasirenka šiaudų patys!
Ex 5:7 Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick, as heretofore: let them go and gather straw for themselves.
Rom 3:17 Jie nepažino taikos kelio,
Ro 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Dan 4:2 Man malonu paskelbti aukščiausiojo Dievo ženklus ir nuostabius darbus.
Da 4:2 I thought it good to shew the signs and wonders that the high God hath wrought toward me.
Rom 8:30 Kuriuos jis iš anksto paskyrė, tuos ir pašaukė, kuriuos pašaukė, tuos ir nuteisino, kuriuos nuteisino, tuos ir išaukštino.
Ro 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Sk 24:4 žodis girdinčio Dievo žodžius, matančio regėjimą iš Visagalio, parpuolusio kniūbsčio, bet atmerktomis akimis.
Nu 24:4 He hath said, which heard the words of God, which saw the vision of the Almighty, falling into a trance, but having his eyes open:
Ps 14:4 "Argi jie nežino, visi tie nedorėliai? Jie ryja mano tautą, ji ­ jų ryjama duona ­ir Viešpaties niekada nesišaukia. "
Ps 14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.
Iš 29:27 Pašventinsi įvesdinimo į kunigo tarnybą avino ­ to, kuris buvo Aarono, ir to, kuris buvo jo sūnų ­ krūtinę, atnašautą kaip siūbuojamąją atnašą, ir mentę, atnašautą kaip dovanos atnašą.
Ex 29:27 And thou shalt sanctify the breast of the wave offering, and the shoulder of the heave offering, which is waved, and which is heaved up, of the ram of the consecration, even of that which is for Aaron, and of that which is for his sons:
Lk 20:47 Jie ryja našlių namus ir dangstosi ilgomis maldomis. Todėl jų laukia itin griežtas teismas. "
Lu 20:47 Which devour widows' houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation.
Dan 12:3 Išmintingieji švytės dangaus skliauto spindesiu, o vedusieji daugelį į teisumą bus tarsi žvaigždės per amžių amžius.
Da 12:3 And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever.
Mt 8:2 Štai prisiartino raupsuotasis ir parpuolė prieš jį ant žemės, maldaudamas: "Viešpatie, jei panorėsi, gali mane padaryti švarų. "
Mat 8:2 And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.

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