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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 10:3 Taigi Mozė ir Aaronas nuėjo pas faraoną ir tarė jam: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats, hebrajų Dievas: ‘Kaip ilgai atsisakinėsi nusižeminti prieš mane? Leisk mano tautai eiti manęs pagarbinti!
Ex 10:3 And Moses and Aaron came in unto Pharaoh, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of the Hebrews, How long wilt thou refuse to humble thyself before me? let my people go, that they may serve me.
Dan 6:15 Bet anie vyrai susimokę atėjo pas karalių ir sakė jam: "O karaliau, žinok, kad pagal medų ir persų įstatymą joks karaliaus paskelbtas draudimas ar įsakas negali būti pakeistas. "
Da 6:15 Then these men assembled unto the king, and said unto the king, Know, O king, that the law of the Medes and Persians is, That no decree nor statute which the king establisheth may be changed.
Kun 14:47 kas tik miegotų tokiuose namuose, turi išsiplauti drabužius; ir kas tik valgytų tokiuose namuose, turi išsiplauti drabužius.
Le 14:47 And he that lieth in the house shall wash his clothes; and he that eateth in the house shall wash his clothes.
Jer 13:26 Aš pats užversiu tavo sijoną tau ant galvos, kad pasirodytų tavo gėda.
Jer 13:26 Therefore will I discover thy skirts upon thy face, that thy shame may appear.
2Krn 22:9 Tada jis pasiuntė ieškoti ir paties Ahazijo. Samarijoje pasislėpęs rastas Ahazijas buvo atvestas pas Jehuvą ir nužudytas. Jis buvo palaidotas, nes buvo sakoma: "Jis vaikaitis Juozapato, ieškojusio Viešpaties visa širdimi. " Ahazijo namuose nebeliko nė vieno pajėgaus valdyti karalystę.
2Ch 22:9 And he sought Ahaziah: and they caught him, (for he was hid in Samaria,) and brought him to Jehu: and when they had slain him, they buried him: Because, said they, he is the son of Jehoshaphat, who sought the LORD with all his heart. So the house of Ahaziah had no power to keep still the kingdom.
Pr 47:18 Praslinkus tiems metams, jie atėjo pas jį kitais metais ir sakė: "Negalime nuslėpti nuo savo viešpaties, kad mūsų pinigai išsibaigė ir gyvulių kaimenės priklauso mūsų viešpačiui. Neliko nieko kito mūsų viešpaties žinioje, išskyrus mūsų kūną ir mūsų laukus.
Ge 47:18 When that year was ended, they came unto him the second year, and said unto him, We will not hide it from my lord, how that our money is spent; my lord also hath our herds of cattle; there is not ought left in the sight of my lord, but our bodies, and our lands:
Ts 17:8 Tas vyras buvo palikęs Betliejaus miestą Judo žemėje, norėdamas įsikurti, kur tik rastų vietos. Praeidamas jis užėjo į Michėjo namus Efraimo aukštumose.
Judg 17:8 And the man departed out of the city from Bethlehemjudah to sojourn where he could find a place: and he came to mount Ephraim to the house of Micah, as he journeyed.
Iš 38:30 Iš jo jis padirbo pastovus Susitikimo Palapinės durims, vario aukurą su vario pinučiais ir visus aukuro reikmenis,
Ex 38:30 And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar,
Ez 32:25 Tarp užmuštųjų buvo parengtas guolis Elamui tarp jo žmonių su jų kapais aplinkui, visi neapipjaustyti, kritusieji nuo kalavijo. Kadaise jie kėlė siaubą gyvųjų šalyje, o dabar kenčia gėdą drauge su žengiančiais į kapą; jie paguldyti tarp užmuštųjų.
Eze 32:25 They have set her a bed in the midst of the slain with all her multitude: her graves are round about him: all of them uncircumcised, slain by the sword: though their terror was caused in the land of the living, yet have they borne their shame with them that go down to the pit: he is put in the midst of them that be slain.
Pr 24:40 Bet jis man atsakė: ‘Viešpats, kurio keliais aš ėjau, pasiųs savo angelą su tavimi ir padarys tavo kelionę sėkmingą. Tu gausi žmoną mano sūnui iš mano giminės, iš mano tėvo namų.
Ge 24:40 And he said unto me, The LORD, before whom I walk, will send his angel with thee, and prosper thy way; and thou shalt take a wife for my son of my kindred, and of my father's house:
Job 6:17 bet kaitrai užėjus pranyksta, kai karšta, pasitraukia iš savo vietos.
Job 6:17 What time they wax warm, they vanish: when it is hot, they are consumed out of their place.
Mk 12:10 Ar neskaitėte, kas parašyta Raštuose:
Mar 12:10 And have ye not read this scripture; The stone which the builders rejected is become the head of the corner:
Mk 10:12 Ir jei moteris palieka savo vyrą ir išteka už kito, ji svetimauja. "
Mar 10:12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
2Tim 2:18 kurie nuklydo nuo tiesos, tvirtindami, kad prisikėlimas jau įvykęs, ir tuo griaudami kai kurių tikėjimą.
2Ti 2:18 Who concerning the truth have erred, saying that the resurrection is past already; and overthrow the faith of some.
Kun 9:4 jautį ir aviną bendravimo aukai paaukoti Viešpaties akivaizdoje ir aliejumi įmaišytą javų atnašą, nes šiandien jums pasirodys Viešpats. ’"
Le 9:4 Also a bullock and a ram for peace offerings, to sacrifice before the LORD; and a meat offering mingled with oil: for to day the LORD will appear unto you.
Ts 6:23 Bet Viešpats tarė jam: "Ramybė tau! Nebijok, tu nemirsi. "
Judg 6:23 And the LORD said unto him, Peace be unto thee; fear not: thou shalt not die.
Įst 27:3 ir užrašysi ant jų visus šio Įstatymo žodžius. Kai būsite perėję, kad įžengtumėte į kraštą, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tau duoda, kraštą, tekantį pienu ir medumi, kaip Viešpats, tavo protėvių Dievas, tau pažadėjo,
De 27:3 And thou shalt write upon them all the words of this law, when thou art passed over, that thou mayest go in unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, a land that floweth with milk and honey; as the LORD God of thy fathers hath promised thee.
Apr 2:19 Žinau tavo darbus, tavo meilę, tikėjimą, tarnavimą, ištvermę ir kad tavo paskutinieji darbai didesni už pirmuosius.
Re 2:19 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.
Ez 38:4 Vaikysiu tave aplink, įve´rsiu kablius tau į nasrus, išvesiu tave ir visą tavo kariauną, žirgus ir raitelius, visus šauniai šarvuotus, didžiulę minią, visus su skydais ir šarvais, mosuojančius kalavijais.
Eze 38:4 And I will turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws, and I will bring thee forth, and all thine army, horses and horsemen, all of them clothed with all sorts of armour, even a great company with bucklers and shields, all of them handling swords:
Ezd 2:58 Iš viso Šventyklos tarnų ir Saliamono vergų palikuonių buvo trys šimtai devyniasdešimt du.
Ezr 2:58 All the Nethinims, and the children of Solomon's servants, were three hundred ninety and two.

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