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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 17:10 Jei kas nors iš Izraelio namų ar iš ateivių, gyvenančių tarp jūsų, valgytų bet kokį kraują, aš atgręšiu savo veidą į kraują valgantį žmogų ir pašalinsiu tą žmogų iš jo tautos,
Le 17:10 And whatsoever man there be of the house of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn among you, that eateth any manner of blood; I will even set my face against that soul that eateth blood, and will cut him off from among his people.
Ps 120:2 Viešpatie, išgelbėk mane nuo klastingų lūpųir apgaulingo liežuvio.
Ps 120:2 Deliver my soul, O LORD, from lying lips, and from a deceitful tongue.
Jok 2:19 Tu tiki, jog yra vienas Dievas? Gerai darai! Bet ir demonai tiki ir dreba.
Ja 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
Job 16:18 O, žeme, neuždenk mano kraujo, teneranda ramios vietos mano šauksmas!
Job 16:18 O earth, cover not thou my blood, and let my cry have no place.
Iz 38:4 Tada Izaijas išgirdo Viešpaties žodį:
Isa 38:4 Then came the word of the LORD to Isaiah, saying,
Zch 8:20 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: ‘Dar ateis tautų, daugelio miestų gyventojų.
Zec 8:20 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; It shall yet come to pass, that there shall come people, and the inhabitants of many cities:
Apd 21:26 Tuomet Paulius pasiėmė tuos vyrus ir kitą dieną su jais apsivalęs įžengė į šventyklą. Ten jis nurodė paskutinę apsivalymo dieną, kada už kiekvieną jų turės būti paaukota atnaša.
Ac 21:26 Then Paul took the men, and the next day purifying himself with them entered into the temple, to signify the accomplishment of the days of purification, until that an offering should be offered for every one of them.
2Sam 11:22 Pasiuntinys leidosi į kelionę. Atėjęs perdavė Dovydui visa, ką Joabas buvo liepęs pasakyti.
2Sa 11:22 So the messenger went, and came and shewed David all that Joab had sent him for.
1Sam 30:18 Dovydas išgelbėjo visa, ką amalekiečiai buvo paėmę. Dovydas išgelbėjo ir abi savo žmonas.
1Sa 30:18 And David recovered all that the Amalekites had carried away: and David rescued his two wives.
1Kar 15:31 O kiti Nadabo darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose?
1Ki 15:31 Now the rest of the acts of Nadab, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
1Sam 26:16 Ką padarei, nėra gera! Kaip gyvas Viešpats, esate verti mirties bausmės, nes nebudėjote prie savo viešpaties ­ prie Viešpaties pateptojo. Apsižvalgyk! Kur karaliaus ietis ar vandens ąsotis, buvęs jam prie galvos? "
1Sa 26:16 This thing is not good that thou hast done. As the LORD liveth, ye are worthy to die, because ye have not kept your master, the LORD's anointed. And now see where the king's spear is, and the cruse of water that was at his bolster.
2Sam 8:17 Ahitubo sūnus Cadokas ir Abjataro sūnus Ahimelechas ­ kunigai, Seraja ­ raštininkas,
2Sa 8:17 And Zadok the son of Ahitub, and Ahimelech the son of Abiathar, were the priests; and Seraiah was the scribe;
Jer 2:12 Išsigąskite dėl to, dangūs, drebėkite iš siaubo, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis! ­
Jer 2:12 Be astonished, O ye heavens, at this, and be horribly afraid, be ye very desolate, saith the LORD.
Ez 19:6 Jis sėlino vogčiomis tarp liūtųir tapo jaunu liūtu. Jis išmoko pasigauti grobįir rijo žmones.
Eze 19:6 And he went up and down among the lions, he became a young lion, and learned to catch the prey, and devoured men.
1Kor 11:23 Aš gavau iš Viešpaties ir perdaviau jums, kad Viešpats Jėzus tą naktį, kurią buvo išduotas, paėmė duoną,
1C 11:23 For I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you, that the Lord Jesus the same night in which he was betrayed took bread:
Mk 6:43 Jie dar pririnko dvylika pilnų pintinių duonos gabaliukų ir žuvies likučių.
Mar 6:43 And they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments, and of the fishes.
Pat 29:27 Nedoru žmogumi bjaurisi teisieji, o doro kelio žmogumi bjaurisi nedorėlis.
Pr 29:27 An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.
1Sam 14:52 Per visas Sauliaus dienas karas su filistinais buvo nuožmus. Kai tik Saulius pastebėdavo stiprų ir drąsų vyrą, paimdavo jį į savo tarnybą.
1Sa 14:52 And there was sore war against the Philistines all the days of Saul: and when Saul saw any strong man, or any valiant man, he took him unto him.
Joz 19:35 O įtvirtinti miestai buvo Cidimai, Ceras, Hamatas, Rakatas, Kineretas,
Jos 19:35 And the fenced cities are Ziddim, Zer, and Hammath, Rakkath, and Chinnereth,
Pr 30:3 O ji atsakė: "Žiūrėk, turiu tarnaitę Bilhą. Sueik su ja, idant ji pagimdytų ant mano kelių ir per ją turėčiau vaikų! "
Ge 30:3 And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.

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