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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Est 4:15 Tada Estera, atsakydama Mordechajui, tarė:
Es 4:15 Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer,
Iz 30:15 Viešpats DIEVAS, Izraelio Šventasis, šitaip sako: "Grįžimu ir atsidavimu būsite išgelbėti; ramybė ir pasitikėjimas ­ jūsų jėga. "Bet jūs to nenorėjote!
Isa 30:15 For thus saith the Lord GOD, the Holy One of Israel; In returning and rest shall ye be saved; in quietness and in confidence shall be your strength: and ye would not.
Iz 30:24 Jaučiai ir asilai, padedą įdirbti laukus, gaus ėsti sūdyto pašaro, jiems pažerto bertuve ir šake.
Isa 30:24 The oxen likewise and the young asses that ear the ground shall eat clean provender, which hath been winnowed with the shovel and with the fan.
Įst 11:16 Bet saugokitės, kad jūsų širdis nesusiviliotų tarnauti kitiems dievams ir juos garbinti,
De 11:16 Take heed to yourselves, that your heart be not deceived, and ye turn aside, and serve other gods, and worship them;
Jer 25:4 Nors jūs atsisakėte klausyti ir nenorėjote girdėti, Viešpats nuolat ir be perstojo siuntė pas jus savo tarnus pranašus su šiuo žodžiu:
Jer 25:4 And the LORD hath sent unto you all his servants the prophets, rising early and sending them; but ye have not hearkened, nor inclined your ear to hear.
2Kar 25:18 Sargybos vadas paėmė ir vyriausiąjį kunigą Serają, pavaduotoją kunigą Sofoniją bei trejetą slenksčio sargų.
2Ki 25:18 And the captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest, and Zephaniah the second priest, and the three keepers of the door:
Ez 32:22 Ten Asirija ir visi jos žmonės, jų kapai aplink, visi nužudyti, kritę nuo kalavijo.
Eze 32:22 Asshur is there and all her company: his graves are about him: all of them slain, fallen by the sword:
Neh 11:7 Benjamino žmonės: Izajos sūnaus Itielio sūnaus Maasėjos sūnaus Kolajos sūnaus Pedajos sūnaus Joedo sūnaus Mešulamo sūnus Saluvas,
Ne 11:7 And these are the sons of Benjamin; Sallu the son of Meshullam, the son of Joed, the son of Pedaiah, the son of Kolaiah, the son of Maaseiah, the son of Ithiel, the son of Jesaiah.
Kun 11:18 baltąją pelėdą, pelikaną, palšąjį grifą,
Le 11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
1Krn 26:11 antras ­ Hilkijas, trečias ­ Tebalijas, ketvirtas ­ Zacharijas. Iš viso Hosos sūnų ir brolių buvo trylika.
1Ch 26:11 Hilkiah the second, Tebaliah the third, Zechariah the fourth: all the sons and brethren of Hosah were thirteen.
Iš 17:13 Jozuė nugalėjo Amaleką ir jo tautą kalaviju.
Ex 17:13 And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword.
Ps 136:18 sunaikino garsius karalius, nes jo ištikimoji meilė amžina, ­
Ps 136:18 And slew famous kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:
Dan 5:18 O karaliau, Dievas Aukščiausiasis davė tavo tėvui Nebukadnecarui karalystę, didybę, garbę ir didingumą.
Da 5:18 O thou king, the most high God gave Nebuchadnezzar thy father a kingdom, and majesty, and glory, and honour:
1Krn 9:30 Kai kurie iš kunigų kilties ruošė kvepalų mišinį.
1Ch 9:30 And some of the sons of the priests made the ointment of the spices.
Ez 29:21 Tą dieną suteiksiu Izraelio namams jėgų ir atversiu jiems tavo lūpas. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. "
Eze 29:21 In that day will I cause the horn of the house of Israel to bud forth, and I will give thee the opening of the mouth in the midst of them; and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Apr 1:6 ir padarė iš mūsų karaliją bei kunigus savo Dievui ir Tėvui, ­ jam šlovė ir galybė per amžių amžius! Amen.
Re 1:6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
Est 2:13 Tuomet, kai mergelė turėdavo eiti pas karalių, jai būdavo leidžiama pasiimti iš haremo ir neštis į karaliaus rūmus, ko tik ji prašė.
Es 2:13 Then thus came every maiden unto the king; whatsoever she desired was given her to go with her out of the house of the women unto the king's house.
1Sam 26:4 Dovydas pasiuntė žvalgus ir sužinojo, kad Saulius tikrai atvykęs.
1Sa 26:4 David therefore sent out spies, and understood that Saul was come in very deed.
Mt 13:6 Saulei patekėjus, daigai nuvyto ir, neturėdami šaknų, sudžiūvo.
Mat 13:6 And when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.
1Kor 10:25 Valgykite visa, kas parduodama mėsos prekyvietėje, sąžinės labui nieko neklausinėdami.
1C 10:25 Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake:

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