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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 47:19 Pietų pusėje riba eis nuo Tamaros ligi pat Meribos, o iš ten palei Egipto upės vagą iki Didžiosios jūros. Tai pietinė riba.
Eze 47:19 And the south side southward, from Tamar even to the waters of strife in Kadesh, the river to the great sea. And this is the south side southward.
Dan 4:22 esi tu, o karaliau! Tu tapai didis ir galingas. Tavo didybė išaugo ir siekia dangų, o tavo valdžia ­ ligi žemės pakraščių.
Da 4:22 It is thou, O king, that art grown and become strong: for thy greatness is grown, and reacheth unto heaven, and thy dominion to the end of the earth.
Jer 25:6 Nesekiokite paskui kitus dievus, netarnaukite jiems ir negarbinkite jų! Neveskite manęs iš kantrybės savo rankų darbais, kad jūsų neužgaučiau.
Jer 25:6 And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt.
Job 6:16 Tirpstančio sniego ir ledų jie būna prigrūsti,
Job 6:16 Which are blackish by reason of the ice, and wherein the snow is hid:
Pat 30:10 Neskųsk tarno jo šeimininkui, kad tarnas tavęs nekeiktų ir tu nenukentėtum.
Pr 30:10 Accuse not a servant unto his master, lest he curse thee, and thou be found guilty.
Dan 4:27 Todėl, o karaliau, tebūna tau priimtinas mano patarimas: išpirk savo nuodėmes teisumo darbais, o savo nusikaltimus ­ gailestingumu vargšams. Tuomet tavo gerovė bus patvari. "
Da 4:27 Wherefore, O king, let my counsel be acceptable unto thee, and break off thy sins by righteousness, and thine iniquities by shewing mercy to the poor; if it may be a lengthening of thy tranquillity.
Apr 11:3 Aš duosiu galią savo dviem liudytojams, kad jie, maišais apsivilkę, pranašautų tūkstantį du šimtus šešiasdešimt dienų. "
Re 11:3 And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.
2Kar 3:24 Bet, jiems pasiekus Izraelio stovyklą, izraelitai pakilo ir puolė moabitus, o tie ėmė bėgti. Puldami moabitus, izraelitai veržėsi priekin
2Ki 3:24 And when they came to the camp of Israel, the Israelites rose up and smote the Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went forward smiting the Moabites, even in their country.
Ts 12:14 Jis turėjo keturiasdešimt sūnų ir trisdešimt vaikaičių, jojančių ant septyniasdešimt pabalnotų asilų. Jis teisė Izraelį aštuonerius metus.
Judg 12:14 And he had forty sons and thirty nephews, that rode on threescore and ten ass colts: and he judged Israel eight years.
Job 27:22 Be pasigailėjimo puola, nors jis dar bando galvotrūkčiais gelbėtis.
Job 27:22 For God shall cast upon him, and not spare: he would fain flee out of his hand.
Ez 48:4 Prie Naftalio žemės, nuo rytinės ribos ligi vakarinės ribos, bus Manasas ­ viena dalis.
Eze 48:4 And by the border of Naphtali, from the east side unto the west side, a portion for Manasseh.
Jer 17:19 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Nueik, pastovėk Tautos vartuose, pro kuriuos įeina ir išeina Judo karaliai, ir kituose Jeruzalės vartuose
Jer 17:19 Thus said the LORD unto me; Go and stand in the gate of the children of the people, whereby the kings of Judah come in, and by the which they go out, and in all the gates of Jerusalem;
1Krn 15:15 Levitai nešė Dievo Skrynią kartimis ant pečių, kaip Mozė buvo įsakęs pagal Viešpaties žodį.
1Ch 15:15 And the children of the Levites bare the ark of God upon their shoulders with the staves thereon, as Moses commanded according to the word of the LORD.
1Tim 1:12 Aš esu kupinas dėkingumo mūsų Viešpačiui Kristui Jėzui, kuris mane sustiprino ir palaikė tinkamu užimti tarnystę,
1Ti 1:12 And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry;
1Sam 31:1 Filistinai stojo į mūšį su Izraeliu, o Izraelio vyrai bėgo nuo filistinų. Daug jų krito mirtinai sužeisti ant Gilbojos kalno.
1Sa 31:1 Now the Philistines fought against Israel: and the men of Israel fled from before the Philistines, and fell down slain in mount Gilboa.
Ps 114:1 Kai Izraelis išėjo iš Egipto, Jokūbo palikuonys ­ iš tautos, kalbančios svetima kalba,
Ps 114:1 When Israel went out of Egypt, the house of Jacob from a people of strange language;
Pr 44:34 Juk kaip aš galiu grįžti pas savo tėvą, jei jauniausiojo nėra su manimi? Negalėčiau pakelti, matydamas savo tėvo kančią. "
Ge 44:34 For how shall I go up to my father, and the lad be not with me? lest peradventure I see the evil that shall come on my father.
Apd 3:2 Tuo pačiu metu buvo nešamas ir vienas apsigimęs luošas vyras. Jis kasdien būdavo sodinamas prie šventyklos vartų, vadinamų Gražiaisiais, kad prašytų šventyklos lankytojų išmaldos.
Ac 3:2 And a certain man lame from his mother's womb was carried, whom they laid daily at the gate of the temple which is called Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the temple;
1Kor 15:46 Ne dvasinis esti pirmiau, bet juslinis, ir tik paskui dvasinis.
1C 15:46 Howbeit that was not first which is spiritual, but that which is natural; and afterward that which is spiritual.
Kun 8:3 ir surink visą bendriją prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo. "
Le 8:3 And gather thou all the congregation together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

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