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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 19:4 Padažęs pirštą jos kraujyje, kunigas Eleazaras pašlakstys juo septynis kartus Susitikimo Palapinės priekio link.
Nu 19:4 And Eleazar the priest shall take of her blood with his finger, and sprinkle of her blood directly before the tabernacle of the congregation seven times:
1Tim 6:17 Šio pasaulio turtuoliams įsakyk, kad nesididžiuotų ir nesudėtų vilčių į nepatikimus turtus, bet viltųsi Dievu, kuris apsčiai visko mums teikia mūsų džiaugsmui.
1Ti 6:17 Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor trust in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy;
2Sam 19:41 Visi Izraelio vyrai atėjo pas karalių. "Kodėl, ­ klausė jie karalių, ­ mūsų broliai, Judo giminės vyrai, užvaldė tave, pervedė per Jordaną karalių ir jo šeimyną drauge su visais Dovydo vyrais? "
2Sa 19:41 And, behold, all the men of Israel came to the king, and said unto the king, Why have our brethren the men of Judah stolen thee away, and have brought the king, and his household, and all David's men with him, over Jordan?
Job 13:2 Ką jūs žinote, tai ir aš žinau. Nesu už jus menkesnis.
Job 13:2 What ye know, the same do I know also: I am not inferior unto you.
Iš 30:1 Padarysi aukurą smilkalams atnašauti; padarysi jį iš akacijos medžio.
Ex 30:1 And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim wood shalt thou make it.
Ps 78:3 dalykus, kuriuos girdėjome ir žinojome, apie kuriuos mums pasakojo mūsų tėvai.
Ps 78:3 Which we have heard and known, and our fathers have told us.
Sk 2:6 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo penkiasdešimt keturi tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 2:6 And his host, and those that were numbered thereof, were fifty and four thousand and four hundred.
1Sam 18:30 Filistinų didžiūnai atžygiuodavo į mūšį. Kai tik jie atžygiuodavo, Dovydui sekdavosi labiau negu visiems kitiems Sauliaus pareigūnams. Jo vardas tapo labai garsus.
1Sa 18:30 Then the princes of the Philistines went forth: and it came to pass, after they went forth, that David behaved himself more wisely than all the servants of Saul; so that his name was much set by.
Kun 9:22 Aaronas pakėlė rankas žmonių link ir palaimino juos. Paaukojęs auką už nuodėmę, deginamąją auką ir bendravimo auką, jis nulipo žemyn.
Le 9:22 And Aaron lifted up his hand toward the people, and blessed them, and came down from offering of the sin offering, and the burnt offering, and peace offerings.
Sk 31:47 Iš izraelitų pusės Mozė paėmė po vieną iš kiekvieno penkiasdešimt žmonių bei gyvulių ir atidavė juos levitams, atliekantiems tarnybą Viešpaties Padangtėje, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Nu 31:47 Even of the children of Israel's half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Ez 28:26 Jie gyvens joje saugiai, statysis namus ir veis vynuogynus. Jie gyvens saugiai, kai būsiu nubaudęs visus jų kaimynus, žiūrėjusius į juos su panieka. Ir jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats, jų Dievas. "
Eze 28:26 And they shall dwell safely therein, and shall build houses, and plant vineyards; yea, they shall dwell with confidence, when I have executed judgments upon all those that despise them round about them; and they shall know that I am the LORD their God.
Ps 55:15 Teužklumpa juos mirtis, težengia jie gyvi į Šeolą! Juk kur jie gyvena, ten piktybės.
Ps 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
Neh 13:1 Tą dieną buvo skaitoma žmonėms iš Mozės knygos, ir rasta joje parašyta, kad joks amonitas ir joks moabitas niekada negali būti priimtas į Dievo bendriją,
Ne 13:1 On that day they read in the book of Moses in the audience of the people; and therein was found written, that the Ammonite and the Moabite should not come into the congregation of God for ever;
Gal 2:12 Mat prieš atvykstant kai kuriems nuo Jokūbo, jis valgydavo su pagonimis; bet kai tie atvyko, jis atsitraukė ir ėmė jų vengti, bijodamas apipjaustytųjų.
Ga 2:12 For before that certain came from James, he did eat with the Gentiles: but when they were come, he withdrew and separated himself, fearing them which were of the circumcision.
Est 8:6 Kaipgi aš galiu pakelti nelaimę, kuri gresia mano tautai? Kaipgi aš galiu pakelti savo giminės sunaikinimą? "
Es 8:6 For how can I endure to see the evil that shall come unto my people? or how can I endure to see the destruction of my kindred?
Jok 4:1 Iš kur atsiranda karai, iš kur tarp jūsų kivirčai? Ne iš kur kitur, tik iš jūsų užgaidų, kurios nerimsta jūsų sąnariuose.
Ja 4:1 From whence come wars and fightings among you? come they not hence, even of your lusts that war in your members?
Jer 5:1 Paklajokite Jeruzalės gatvėmis, žvalgykitės ir stebėkite! Ieškokite jos aikštėse! Ar rasite žmogų, bent vieną žmogų, vykdantį teisingumą ir ieškantį teisybės, idant galėčiau jai atleisti? ­ sako Viešpats. ­
Jer 5:1 Run ye to and fro through the streets of Jerusalem, and see now, and know, and seek in the broad places thereof, if ye can find a man, if there be any that executeth judgment, that seeketh the truth; and I will pardon it.
Apd 11:3 "Tu nuėjai pas neapipjaustytus vyrus ir su jais valgei! "
Ac 11:3 Saying, Thou wentest in to men uncircumcised, and didst eat with them.
Iz 47:1 "Lipk žemyn, sėskis dulkėse, mergele, Babilono dukterie! Tau nebėra sosto, sėsk ant žemės, chaldėjų dukterie! Dailiąja ir gašliąja nebūsi daugiau vadinama.
Isa 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.
Jer 2:31 O jūs, ši karta, imkite į širdį Viešpaties žodį: "Argi Izraeliui aš buvau lyg dykuma, lyg tamsybių šalis? Kodėl mano tauta sako: ‘Esame laisvi! Daugiau pas tave nebeateisime’?
Jer 2:31 O generation, see ye the word of the LORD. Have I been a wilderness unto Israel? a land of darkness? wherefore say my people, We are lords; we will come no more unto thee?

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