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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 40:24 Jie vos pasodinti, vos pasėti, jų kamienai vos žemėn įleido šaknis; jis kvėpteli ant jų, ir jie nudžiūva; viesulas juos nuneš kaip šapus.
Isa 40:24 Yea, they shall not be planted; yea, they shall not be sown: yea, their stock shall not take root in the earth: and he shall also blow upon them, and they shall wither, and the whirlwind shall take them away as stubble.
1Kor 12:11 Ir visa tai veikia ta pati Dvasia, kuri dalija kiekvienam atskirai, kaip jai patinka.
1C 12:11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
Pat 8:13 Pagarbiai bijoti Viešpaties reiškia nekęsti to, kas pikta. Puikybės, įžūlumo, blogo elgesioir suktos kalbos aš nekenčiu.
Pr 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.
Jok 2:8 Jeigu tik vykdote karališkąjį įstatymą, kaip Raštas reikalauja: Mylėk savo artimą, kaip save patį, jūs gerai darote,
Ja 2:8 If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well:
Kun 26:23 Jei, nepaisydami šių bausmių, nesugrįšite pas mane, bet vis dar spirsitės,
Le 26:23 And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Pr 8:8 Tuomet jis išleido iš laivo balandį pažiūrėti, ar vandenys buvo nusekę žemės paviršiuje.
Ge 8:8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground;
Ts 1:1 Kartą, mirus Jozuei, izraelitai teiravosi Viešpaties, klausdami: "Kas pirmas iš mūsų turi žygiuoti prieš kanaaniečius ir su jais kovoti? "
Judg 1:1 Now after the death of Joshua it came to pass, that the children of Israel asked the LORD, saying, Who shall go up for us against the Canaanites first, to fight against them?
1Kar 2:45 O karalius Saliamonas bus palaimintas, ir Dovydo sostas išliks Viešpaties akivaizdoje amžinai! "
1Ki 2:45 And king Solomon shall be blessed, and the throne of David shall be established before the LORD for ever.
Sk 12:4 Ūmai Viešpats pašaukė Mozę, Aaroną ir Mirjamą: "Ateikite visi trys prie Susitikimo Palapinės. " Jiems atėjus,
Nu 12:4 And the LORD spake suddenly unto Moses, and unto Aaron, and unto Miriam, Come out ye three unto the tabernacle of the congregation. And they three came out.
Mt 9:13 Eikite ir pasimokykite, ką reiškia žodžiai: Aš noriu gailestingumo, o ne aukos. Aš ir atėjau šaukti ne teisiųjų, bet nusidėjėlių. "
Mat 9:13 But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
Įst 28:38 Nors daug sėklos nuneši į savo lauką, derliaus mažai tenuimsi, nes skėriai jį surys.
De 28:38 Thou shalt carry much seed out into the field, and shalt gather but little in; for the locust shall consume it.
Ps 8:1 Choro vadovui. Pagal gititą . Dovydo psalmė. Viešpatie, mūsų Dieve, koks nuostabus tavo vardas visoje žemėje! Savo didingumu apdengei dangaus aukštybes.
Ps 8:1 O LORD, our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth! who hast set thy glory above the heavens.
Ps 31:6 Nekenčiu tų, kurie kliaujasi tuščiais stabais, bet pasitikiu Viešpačiu.
Ps 31:6 I have hated them that regard lying vanities: but I trust in the LORD.
Pr 33:17 O Jokūbas keliavo Sukotų link, ten pasistatė namus ir padarė pastoges savo gyvuliams. Todėl tos vietos vardas yra Sukotai.
Ge 33:17 And Jacob journeyed to Succoth, and built him an house, and made booths for his cattle: therefore the name of the place is called Succoth.
1Tes 4:4 Kiekvienas jūsų teišmoksta laikyti savąjį indą šventai ir pagarbiai,
1Th 4:4 That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;
Jer 22:9 jiems bus atsakyta: ‘Todėl, kad jie atsimetė nuo Sandoros su Viešpačiu, savo Dievu, garbino kitus dievus ir jiems tarnavo. ’"
Jer 22:9 Then they shall answer, Because they have forsaken the covenant of the LORD their God, and worshipped other gods, and served them.
2Kar 20:19 Ezekijas atsakė Izaijui: "Viešpaties žodis, kurį man pasakei, yra palankus. " Mat jis sau pagalvojo: "Kodėl gi ne, jei mano dienomis bus ramu ir saugu. "
2Ki 20:19 Then said Hezekiah unto Isaiah, Good is the word of the LORD which thou hast spoken. And he said, Is it not good, if peace and truth be in my days?
1Krn 26:26 Šis Šelomitas ir jo broliai valdė visus iždus įžado aukų, kurias buvo atnašavę karalius Dovydas, kilčių vadai, tūkstantininkai bei šimtininkai ir kiti kariuomenės pareigūnai.
1Ch 26:26 Which Shelomith and his brethren were over all the treasures of the dedicated things, which David the king, and the chief fathers, the captains over thousands and hundreds, and the captains of the host, had dedicated.
Mk 15:35 Kai kurie ten stovintys išgirdę sakė: "Matai, jis šaukiasi Elijo. "
Mar 15:35 And some of them that stood by, when they heard it, said, Behold, he calleth Elias.
Ts 5:24 Tebūna pagirta tarp moterų Jaelė, Hebero Kainito žmona, tebūna ji pagirta tarp moterų palapinėse!
Judg 5:24 Blessed above women shall Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite be, blessed shall she be above women in the tent.

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