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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 4:2 "Sakyk izraelitams: kai žmogus nusideda netyčiomis bet kuriam iš Viešpaties įsakymų, darydamas tai, kas uždrausta,
Le 4:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a soul shall sin through ignorance against any of the commandments of the LORD concerning things which ought not to be done, and shall do against any of them:
Joz 7:4 Taigi nuėjo ten apie tris tūkstančius žmonių, bet Ajo vyrai privertė juos bėgti.
Jos 7:4 So there went up thither of the people about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai.
2Kar 12:14 nes tai buvo duodama darbų prižiūrėtojams tik Viešpaties Namams taisyti.
2Ki 12:14 But they gave that to the workmen, and repaired therewith the house of the LORD.
Jer 42:1 Tuomet visi karių vadai, Kareacho sūnus Johananas ir Hošajos sūnus Azarija drauge su visais žmonėmis, nuo mažo iki didelio, kreipėsi
Jer 42:1 Then all the captains of the forces, and Johanan the son of Kareah, and Jezaniah the son of Hoshaiah, and all the people from the least even unto the greatest, came near,
2Krn 31:12 jie sąžiningai sunešė į juos atnašas, dešimtines ir pašvęstuosius daiktus. Vyriausiuoju pareigūnu jais rūpintis buvo paskirtas levitas Konanijas, o pavaduotoju ­ jo brolis Šimis.
2Ch 31:12 And brought in the offerings and the tithes and the dedicated things faithfully: over which Cononiah the Levite was ruler, and Shimei his brother was the next.
Iz 63:18 Kodėl nedorėliai mindžiojo tavo Šventyklą, mūsų priešai trypė tavo Šventyklą?
Isa 63:18 The people of thy holiness have possessed it but a little while: our adversaries have trodden down thy sanctuary.
Mt 6:18 kad ne žmonėms rodytumeis pasninkaująs, bet savo Tėvui, kuris yra slaptoje. Ir tavo Tėvas, regintis slaptoje, tau atlygins.
Mat 6:18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
Ps 21:10 Išnaikink jų palikuonis žemėje, o jų vaikus ­ iš žmonijos.
Ps 21:10 Their fruit shalt thou destroy from the earth, and their seed from among the children of men.
Job 9:5 Jis perkelia kalnus jiems nežinant, nuverčia juos, kai supyksta;
Job 9:5 Which removeth the mountains, and they know not: which overturneth them in his anger.
Iz 45:6 kad nuo saulės tekėjimo iki jos laidos būtų žinoma, jog kito be manęs nėra. Aš esu Viešpats, ir nėra kito!
Isa 45:6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.
Lk 24:20 Aukštieji kunigai ir mūsų vadovai pareikalavo jam mirties bausmės ir atidavė jį nukryžiuoti.
Lu 24:20 And how the chief priests and our rulers delivered him to be condemned to death, and have crucified him.
Mk 12:11 Tai Viešpaties padaryta, ir mūsų akims tai nuostabą kelia. "
Mar 12:11 This was the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
Apd 7:39 Deja, mūsų protėviai nenorėjo jam paklusti. Jie atstūmė jį ir savo širdžių troškimus nukreipė į Egiptą.
Ac 7:39 To whom our fathers would not obey, but thrust him from them, and in their hearts turned back again into Egypt,
1Kor 10:31 Ar valgote, ar geriate, ar šiaip ką darote, visa darykite Dievo garbei.
1C 10:31 Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
1Krn 26:20 Ahijas iš levitų prižiūrėjo Dievo Namų iždus ir įžado aukų iždus.
1Ch 26:20 And of the Levites, Ahijah was over the treasures of the house of God, and over the treasures of the dedicated things.
Mt 10:23 Kai pradės jus persekioti viename mieste, bėkite į kitą . Iš tiesų sakau jums: dar nebūsite apibėgę Izraelio miestų, kai ateis Žmogaus Sūnus.
Mat 10:23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come.
2Kar 8:24 Jehoramas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas su savo protėviais Dovydo mieste. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ahazijas.
2Ki 8:24 And Joram slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David: and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead.
Jer 26:20 Tuomet buvo ir kitas žmogus, pranašaujantis Dievo vardu, Šemajo sūnus Ūrijas iš Kirjat Jearimų. Jis pranašavo visai tą pat, ką Jeremijas tam miestui ir tam kraštui.
Jer 26:20 And there was also a man that prophesied in the name of the LORD, Urijah the son of Shemaiah of Kirjathjearim, who prophesied against this city and against this land according to all the words of Jeremiah.
Fil 1:6 Esu tikras, kad tas, kuris jumyse pradėjo šį gerą darbą, jį ir užbaigs iki Kristaus Jėzaus dienos.
Phil 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:
Ez 18:19 Jūs klausiate: ‘Kodėl sūnus neturėtų kentėti dėl tėvo kaltės? ’ Todėl, kad sūnus darė, kas teisinga ir teisu, laikėsi visų mano įstatų, jis tikrai bus gyvas!
Eze 18:19 Yet say ye, Why? doth not the son bear the iniquity of the father? When the son hath done that which is lawful and right, and hath kept all my statutes, and hath done them, he shall surely live.

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