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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Gal 6:11 Žiūrėkite, kokiomis didelėmis raidėmis jums rašau savo ranka. . .
Ga 6:11 Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand.
Žyd 11:30 Tikėjimu buvo sugriauti Jericho mūrai po septynių dienų žygiavimo aplinkui.
He 11:30 By faith the walls of Jericho fell down, after they were compassed about seven days.
Pr 8:18 Išlipo tat Nojus drauge su sūnumis ir žmona bei sūnų žmonomis.
Ge 8:18 And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him:
Mt 21:33 Pasiklausykite kito palyginimo. Buvo šeimininkas, kuris įveisė vynuogyną, sumūrijo aptvarą, įrengė spaustuvą, pastatė bokštą, išnuomojo ūkininkams
Mat 21:33 Hear another parable: There was a certain householder, which planted a vineyard, and hedged it round about, and digged a winepress in it, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and went into a far country:
Kun 25:37 Neskolinsi jam pinigų už palūkanas, neimsi iš jo brangiau už maistą.
Le 25:37 Thou shalt not give him thy money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase.
Ts 19:1 Tuo metu, kai Izraelyje nebuvo karaliaus, vienas levitas, gyvenęs tolimoje Efraimo aukštumų dalyje, paėmė sugulovę iš Judo Betliejaus.
Judg 19:1 And it came to pass in those days, when there was no king in Israel, that there was a certain Levite sojourning on the side of mount Ephraim, who took to him a concubine out of Bethlehemjudah.
Apd 24:13 Jie negali įrodyti to, kuo dabar mane kaltina.
Ac 24:13 Neither can they prove the things whereof they now accuse me.
Job 13:22 Tada šauk, ir aš atsakysiu, arba leisk man pirmam kalbėti ir man atsakyk.
Job 13:22 Then call thou, and I will answer: or let me speak, and answer thou me.
Pr 30:40 O avis Jokūbas atskyrė ir kaimenės snukius nukreipė dryžuotų ir visiškai juodų gyvulių Labano kaimenėje link. Taip jis auginosi sau kaimenes ir nemaišė jų su Labano kaimenėmis.
Ge 30:40 And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
1Pt 5:3 ne kaip jums pavestųjų valdovai, bet kaip kaimenės pavyzdys.
1P 5:3 Neither as being lords over God's heritage, but being ensamples to the flock.
Zch 8:7 Taip kalba Galybių Viešpats: ‘Tikėk manimi, išgelbėsiu savo tautąiš saulėtekio šalies ir iš saulėlydžio šalies; parvesiu juos gyventi į Jeruzalę.
Zec 8:7 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will save my people from the east country, and from the west country;
Ps 143:9 Išgelbėk mane, Viešpatie, nuo priešų, nes pas tave bėgu, ieškodamas užuovėjos.
Ps 143:9 Deliver me, O LORD, from mine enemies: I flee unto thee to hide me.
1Kor 12:14 Juk ir kūnas nėra sudėtas iš vieno nario, bet iš daugelio.
1C 12:14 For the body is not one member, but many.
Job 5:22 Iš žūties ir bado juoksiesi, žemės žvėrių nebebijosi.
Job 5:22 At destruction and famine thou shalt laugh: neither shalt thou be afraid of the beasts of the earth.
Apd 22:3 "Aš esu žydas, gimęs Tarse, Kilikijoje, bet išauklėtas šitame mieste ir griežtai pagal protėvių Įstatymą išėjęs mokslą prie Gamalielio kojų. Aš buvau uolus Dievo kovotojas kaip ir jūs visi šiandien.
Ac 22:3 I am verily a man which am a Jew, born in Tarsus, a city in Cilicia, yet brought up in this city at the feet of Gamaliel, and taught according to the perfect manner of the law of the fathers, and was zealous toward God, as ye all are this day.
Sk 26:37 Tokios tat yra Efraimo kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo trisdešimt du tūkstančiai penki šimtai. Tokie tat yra Juozapo palikuonys pagal jų kiltis.
Nu 26:37 These are the families of the sons of Ephraim according to those that were numbered of them, thirty and two thousand and five hundred. These are the sons of Joseph after their families.
Job 19:4 Net jei tikrai būčiau suklydęs, mano klaida lieka su manimi.
Job 19:4 And be it indeed that I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself.
Mk 8:26 Jėzus išsiuntė jį namo, sakydamas: "Tik neužeik į kaimą. "
Mar 8:26 And he sent him away to his house, saying, Neither go into the town, nor tell it to any in the town.
2Krn 34:1 Jošijas buvo aštuonerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje trisdešimt vienerius metus.
2Ch 34:1 Josiah was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem one and thirty years.
Sk 18:27 Ji bus įskaityta jums kaip dovana, kaip švieži javai nuo klojimo aslos ar naujas vynas iš vyninės.
Nu 18:27 And this your heave offering shall be reckoned unto you, as though it were the corn of the threshingfloor, and as the fulness of the winepress.

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