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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 29:5 Tada paimsi drabužius ir aprengsi Aaroną tunika, efodo skraiste, efodu bei nuospren-džio dėklu ant krūtinės ir apjuosi jį meistriškai išausta efodo juosta.
Ex 29:5 And thou shalt take the garments, and put upon Aaron the coat, and the robe of the ephod, and the ephod, and the breastplate, and gird him with the curious girdle of the ephod:
Iz 19:19 Tą dieną Egipto krašto viduryje stovės aukuras Galybių Viešpačiui, o prie krašto sienų ­ akmens stulpas Viešpačiui.
Isa 19:19 In that day shall there be an altar to the LORD in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar at the border thereof to the LORD.
Pat 14:7 Laikykis atokiai nuo kvailo žmogaus, nes iš jo neišmoksi išmintingai kalbėti.
Pr 14:7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.
Iš 31:15 Šešias dienas bus dirbama, bet septintoji diena yra visiško poilsio šabas ­ šventa diena Viešpačiui. Kas šabo dieną dirbtų bet kokį darbą, bus nubaustas mirtimi.
Ex 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
Ps 119:96 Pamačiau, kad visi dalykai riboti, bet tavo įsakymas beribis.
Ps 119:96 I have seen an end of all perfection: but thy commandment is exceeding broad.
Iš 7:2 Tu pakartosi visa, ką tau įsakau, o tavo brolis Aaronas lieps faraonui leisti izraelitams išeiti iš jo krašto.
Ex 7:2 Thou shalt speak all that I command thee: and Aaron thy brother shall speak unto Pharaoh, that he send the children of Israel out of his land.
Kol 1:9 Todėl ir mes nuo tos dienos, kada tai išgirdome, nesiliaujame už jus meldę ir prašę, kad būtumėte pilni Dievo valios pažinimo su visa išmintimi ir dvasiniu supratimu,
Co 1:9 For this cause we also, since the day we heard it, do not cease to pray for you, and to desire that ye might be filled with the knowledge of his will in all wisdom and spiritual understanding;
Pr 34:10 Įsikursite tarp mūsų ir kraštas bus jums atviras: gyvenkite, laisvai kilnokitės, įsigykite jame nuosavybę. "
Ge 34:10 And ye shall dwell with us: and the land shall be before you; dwell and trade ye therein, and get you possessions therein.
1Kar 9:7 aš išrausiu Izraelį iš žemės, kurią jiems daviau, ir atmesiu nuo savo veido Namus, kuriuos pašvenčiau savo vardui. Izraelis taps patarle ir pajuoka visoms tautoms.
1Ki 9:7 Then will I cut off Israel out of the land which I have given them; and this house, which I have hallowed for my name, will I cast out of my sight; and Israel shall be a proverb and a byword among all people:
Lk 3:4 kaip parašyta pranašo Izaijo kalbų knygoje: Tyruose šaukiančiojo balsas: Taisykite Viešpačiui kelią! Ištiesinkite jam takus!
Lu 3:4 As it is written in the book of the words of Esaias the prophet, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.
Ps 66:2 giedokite šlovės giesmę jo vardui, teikite jam iškilmingą šlovę!
Ps 66:2 Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.
Ps 68:8 žemė drebėjo, dangus prapliupo lietumiArtume Dievo, Sinajaus Dievo, Artume Dievo, Izraelio Dievo.
Ps 68:8 The earth shook, the heavens also dropped at the presence of God: even Sinai itself was moved at the presence of God, the God of Israel.
2Kar 19:23 Per savo pasiuntinius tyčiojaisi iš Viešpatiesir sakei: ‘Savųjų vežimų aibekalnų viršūnes pasiekiau, pačias Libano atšlaites; iškirtau jo aukštuosius kedrus, puošniuosius kiparisus; pasiekiau aukščiausią viršūnę, jos miško patį tankumyną.
2Ki 19:23 By thy messengers thou hast reproached the LORD, and hast said, With the multitude of my chariots I am come up to the height of the mountains, to the sides of Lebanon, and will cut down the tall cedar trees thereof, and the choice fir trees thereof: and I will enter into the lodgings of his borders, and into the forest of his Carmel.
Jn 10:42 Ir daugelis įtikėjo jį tame krašte.
Jo 10:42 And many believed on him there.
Ps 59:17 O mano Stiprybe, giedosiu tau šlovės giesmes, nes tu, Dieve, mano tvirtovė, Dievas, kuris mane ištikimai myli.
Ps 59:17 Unto thee, O my strength, will I sing: for God is my defence, and the God of my mercy.
Ps 75:6 Juk ne iš rytų ir ne iš vakarųtai ateina, ne iš dykumos ir ne iš kalnų.
Ps 75:6 For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.
1Kor 4:14 Aš tai rašau, ne norėdamas jus gėdinti, bet įspėdamas kaip mylimus savo vaikus.
1C 4:14 I write not these things to shame you, but as my beloved sons I warn you.
Mt 4:9 taria: "Visa tai aš tau atiduosiu, jei parpuolęs pagarbinsi mane. "
Mat 4:9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
Sk 7:29 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Helono sūnaus Eliabo atnaša.
Nu 7:29 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Eliab the son of Helon.
Pat 16:1 Žmogus savo širdyje gali daug ką svarstyti, bet jo liežuvį valdo Viešpats.
Pr 16:1 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD.

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