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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 29:20 Tada Dovydas kreipėsi į visą bendriją: "Šlovinkite Viešpatį, savo Dievą! " Ir visa bendrija pašlovino Viešpatį, savo protėvių Dievą, nulenkdama galvas ir parpuldama kniūbsčia prieš Viešpatį ir karalių.
1Ch 29:20 And David said to all the congregation, Now bless the LORD your God. And all the congregation blessed the LORD God of their fathers, and bowed down their heads, and worshipped the LORD, and the king.
Apd 22:24 Tribūnas įsakė nuvesti Paulių į kareivines ir liepė tardyti plakant, kad išaiškėtų, kodėl žmonės prieš jį taip įsiutę.
Ac 22:24 The chief captain commanded him to be brought into the castle, and bade that he should be examined by scourging; that he might know wherefore they cried so against him.
Lk 10:42 o reikia tik vieno. Marija išsirinko geriausiąją dalį, kuri nebus iš jos atimta. "
Lu 10:42 But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.
Fil 2:23 Taigi, kai tik paaiškės mano byla, turiu viltį tučtuojau jį pasiųsti.
Phil 2:23 Him therefore I hope to send presently, so soon as I shall see how it will go with me.
Kun 15:28 Iš savo kraujoplūdžio išgijusi, ji turi palaukti septynias dienas. Tada bus švari.
Le 15:28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
Ez 22:25 Jos vadai ­ tarsi riaumojantis liūtas, draskantis grobį; jie rijo žmones, ėmė sau turtus ir brangius daiktus, daug moterų padarė našlėmis.
Eze 22:25 There is a conspiracy of her prophets in the midst thereof, like a roaring lion ravening the prey; they have devoured souls; they have taken the treasure and precious things; they have made her many widows in the midst thereof.
Lk 8:13 Ant uolų ­ tie, kurie, išgirdę žodį, su džiaugsmu jį priima, bet neturi šaknų: kurį laiką jie tiki, o gundomi atkrinta.
Lu 8:13 They on the rock are they, which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.
Pr 10:31 Tokie tat Semo palikuonys pagal jų kiltis ir kalbas, kraštus ir tautas.
Ge 10:31 These are the sons of Shem, after their families, after their tongues, in their lands, after their nations.
Joz 6:21 Tada jie skyrė kalaviju sunaikinti visa, kas buvo mieste: vyrus ir moteris, jaunus ir senus, jaučius ir avis bei asilus.
Jos 6:21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.
Ezd 2:15 Adino palikuonių keturi šimtai penkiasdešimt keturi,
Ezr 2:15 The children of Adin, four hundred fifty and four.
Sk 18:20 Tada Viešpats tarė Aaronui: "Neturėsi žemės paveldo jų krašte, tarp jų neturėsi dalies. Aš būsiu tavo dalis ir paveldas Izraelyje.
Nu 18:20 And the LORD spake unto Aaron, Thou shalt have no inheritance in their land, neither shalt thou have any part among them: I am thy part and thine inheritance among the children of Israel.
Ps 32:10 Nedorėlis turės daug kentėti, o tą, kuris pasitiki Viešpačiu, lydės ištikima meilė.
Ps 32:10 Many sorrows shall be to the wicked: but he that trusteth in the LORD, mercy shall compass him about.
Apr 18:18 stebėdami gaisro dūmus šaukė: "Kas galėtų lygintis su didžiuoju miestu? ! "
Re 18:18 And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city!
Pat 4:21 Neišleisk jų iš akių, laikyk giliai savo širdyje.
Pr 4:21 Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart.
Mt 22:33 Tai girdėdama, minia stebėjosi jo mokslu.
Mat 22:33 And when the multitude heard this, they were astonished at his doctrine.
2Kar 6:5 Vienam kertant rąstą, geležinis kirvis nusmuko į vandenį. Jis sušuko: "Ak, viešpatie! Jis buvo skolintas. " ­
2Ki 6:5 But as one was felling a beam, the axe head fell into the water: and he cried, and said, Alas, master! for it was borrowed.
Pr 27:17 Po to padavė sūnui Jokūbui į rankas gardųjį valgį ir duoną, kurią buvo iškepusi.
Ge 27:17 And she gave the savoury meat and the bread, which she had prepared, into the hand of her son Jacob.
2Tes 1:8 liepsnojančioje ugnyje ir atmokės tiems, kurie nepažįsta Dievo ir nepaklūsta mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus Evangelijai.
2Th 1:8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
2Krn 12:6 Tada Izraelio didžiūnai ir karalius nusižemino ir sakė: "Viešpats teisus. "
2Ch 12:6 Whereupon the princes of Israel and the king humbled themselves; and they said, The LORD is righteous.
Ps 90:1 Dievo žmogaus Mozės malda. Viešpatie, tu buvai mūsų užuovėjaper kartų kartas.
Ps 90:1 Lord, thou hast been our dwelling place in all generations.

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