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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 7:23 Bet daviau jiems vieną įsakymą: ‘Klausykite mano balso! Tada aš būsiu jūsų Dievas, o jūs būsite mano tauta. Eikite visur tik tuo keliu, kuriuo jums įsakau, idant jums sektųsi. ’
Jer 7:23 But this thing commanded I them, saying, Obey my voice, and I will be your God, and ye shall be my people: and walk ye in all the ways that I have commanded you, that it may be well unto you.
Sk 33:18 Iškeliavę iš Hacerotų, pasistatė stovyklą prie Ritmos.
Nu 33:18 And they departed from Hazeroth, and pitched in Rithmah.
Pr 35:2 Užtat Jokūbas savo šeimai ir visiems buvusiems su juo įsakė: "Atsikratykite svetimų dievų, kuriuos turite prie savęs, nusiplaukite ir apsivilkite šviežiais drabužiais.
Ge 35:2 Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:
Mt 22:26 Taip atsitiko antrajam ir trečiajam iki septintojo.
Mat 22:26 Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.
Est 9:13 "Jeigu karaliui atrodo gera, ­ atsakė Estera, ­ tebūna Sūzuose gyvenantiems žydams leista ir rytoj elgtis pagal šios dienos įsaką, o tie dešimt Hamano sūnų tebūna pakarti kartuvėse. "
Es 9:13 Then said Esther, If it please the king, let it be granted to the Jews which are in Shushan to do to morrow also according unto this day's decree, and let Haman's ten sons be hanged upon the gallows.
Neh 5:5 Mes tokie pat, kaip mūsų giminės, mūsų vaikai tokie pat, kaip jų vaikai, tačiau mes verčiame savo sūnus ir dukteris būti vergais. Kai kurios mūsų dukterys jau padarytos vergėmis. Mes bejėgiai, o mūsų laukai ir vynuogynai priklauso kitiems. "
Ne 5:5 Yet now our flesh is as the flesh of our brethren, our children as their children: and, lo, we bring into bondage our sons and our daughters to be servants, and some of our daughters are brought unto bondage already: neither is it in our power to redeem them; for other men have our lands and vineyards.
2Kar 9:27 Tai pamatęs, Judo karalius Ahazijas gelbėjosi, bėgdamas keliu Bet Gano link. Jehuvas vijosi jį, šaukdamas: "Ir jį nušaukite! " Jis buvo pašautas savo kovos vežime ant Gūro šlaito netoli Ibleamo. Pabėgo į Megidą ir ten numirė.
2Ki 9:27 But when Ahaziah the king of Judah saw this, he fled by the way of the garden house. And Jehu followed after him, and said, Smite him also in the chariot. And they did so at the going up to Gur, which is by Ibleam. And he fled to Megiddo, and died there.
Apr 18:4 Ir išgirdau iš dangaus kitą balsą, skelbiantį: "Išeik iš Babelės, mano tauta, kad nedalyvautum jos nuodėmėseir nepatirtum jos negandų!
Re 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
Įst 25:5 Kai broliai gyvena drauge ir vienas jų miršta, nepalikdamas sūnaus, mirusiojo žmona neištekės šalia šeimos už svetimo vyro. Jos vyro brolis sueis su ja; jis paims ją sau žmona ir atliks jai svainio pareigą.
De 25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.
2Krn 3:11 Išskleisti kerubų sparnai buvo dvidešimt uolekčių: vienas sparnas, liečiantis vieną Namų sieną, penkių uolekčių ilgio, ir kitas sparnas, liečiantis kito kerubo sparną, penkių uolekčių ilgio;
2Ch 3:11 And the wings of the cherubims were twenty cubits long: one wing of the one cherub was five cubits, reaching to the wall of the house: and the other wing was likewise five cubits, reaching to the wing of the other cherub.
1Sam 23:13 Tada Dovydas ir jo vyrai, kurių buvo apie šešis šimtus, tuojau paliko Keilą ir klajojo iš vienos vietos į kitą. Kai Sauliui buvo pranešta, kad Dovydas pabėgo iš Keilos, jis nutraukė žygį.
1Sa 23:13 Then David and his men, which were about six hundred, arose and departed out of Keilah, and went whithersoever they could go. And it was told Saul that David was escaped from Keilah; and he forbare to go forth.
Sk 35:16 "Bet jei kas nors taip smogia kitam geležiniu daiktu, kad tas žmogus miršta, jis yra žmogžudys. Žmogžudys turi būti nubaustas mirtimi.
Nu 35:16 And if he smite him with an instrument of iron, so that he die, he is a murderer: the murderer shall surely be put to death.
Neh 5:13 Be to, iškračiau savo drabužių skreitą, tardamas: "Taip teiškrato Dievas iš namų ir nuosavybės kiekvieną, kuris nesilaikys šio pažado. Tebūna jie taip iškratyti ir tušti! " O visa sueiga tarė: "Amen! " ­ ir pašlovino Viešpatį. Žmonės laikėsi šio pažado.
Ne 5:13 Also I shook my lap, and said, So God shake out every man from his house, and from his labour, that performeth not this promise, even thus be he shaken out, and emptied. And all the congregation said, Amen, and praised the LORD. And the people did according to this promise.
Jn 4:33 Tada mokiniai pradėjo vienas kitą klausinėti: "Nejaugi kas atnešė jam valgyti? "
Jo 4:33 Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat?
Ts 8:16 Tad paėmė jis miesto seniūnus ir, atsinešęs dykumos erškėčių bei usnių, nubaudė jais Sukotų gyventojus.
Judg 8:16 And he took the elders of the city, and thorns of the wilderness and briers, and with them he taught the men of Succoth.
Ef 1:2 Malonė ir ramybė jums nuo Dievo, mūsų Tėvo, ir Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus!
Ep 1:2 Grace be to you, and peace, from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
Dan 2:13 Paskelbus įsaką, kad visi išminčiai turi būti nužudyti, buvo ieškoma ir Danieliaus bei jo draugų, kad ir jie būtų nužudyti.
Da 2:13 And the decree went forth that the wise men should be slain; and they sought Daniel and his fellows to be slain.
1Krn 3:1 Štai Dovydo sūnūs, gimę jam Hebrone: pirmagimis Amnonas iš Ahinoamos Jezreelietės, antras ­ Danielius iš Abigailės Karmelietės,
1Ch 3:1 Now these were the sons of David, which were born unto him in Hebron; the firstborn Amnon, of Ahinoam the Jezreelitess; the second Daniel, of Abigail the Carmelitess:
Mt 3:16 Pakrikštytas Jėzus tuoj išbrido iš vandens. Staiga jam atsivėrė dangus, ir jis pamatė Dievo Dvasią, sklendžiančią žemyn it balandį ir nusileidžiančią ant jo.
Mat 3:16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:
Jn 20:8 Tuomet įėjo ir kitas mokinys, kuris pirmas buvo atbėgęs prie kapo. Jis pamatė ir įtikėjo.
Jo 20:8 Then went in also that other disciple, which came first to the sepulchre, and he saw, and believed.

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