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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 6:28 Samuelio sūnūs: pirmagimis Joelis ir antragimis Abija.
1Ch 6:28 And the sons of Samuel; the firstborn Vashni, and Abiah.
Pat 10:17 Kas paiso pamokymo, tas eina gyvenimo taku, o kas atmeta įspėjimą, tas paklysta.
Pr 10:17 He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth.
Zch 14:6 Tą dieną nebus nei šalčio, nei šalnos.
Zec 14:6 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the light shall not be clear, nor dark:
Joz 1:2 "Mano tarnas Mozė mirė. Tuoj pat pasiruošk pereiti Jordaną ­ tu ir visi šie žmonės ­ į kraštą, kurį duodu jiems, izraelitams!
Jos 1:2 Moses my servant is dead; now therefore arise, go over this Jordan, thou, and all this people, unto the land which I do give to them, even to the children of Israel.
Jer 4:4 Apipjaustykite savo širdis Viešpačiui, pašalinkite iš savo širdžių surambėjimą, Judo vyrai ir Jeruzalės gyventojai, idant mano pyktis neprasiveržtų kaip ugnisir nedegtų neužgesinamas dėl jūsų nedorų darbų.
Jer 4:4 Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
Ez 31:13 Ant jo nukirsto kamienosuka lizdus visi padangių paukščiai, prie jo šakeliųlaikosi visi laukiniai žvėrys.
Eze 31:13 Upon his ruin shall all the fowls of the heaven remain, and all the beasts of the field shall be upon his branches:
Job 24:23 Dievas gali leisti jiems saugiai gyventi, bet stebi visus jų kelius.
Job 24:23 Though it be given him to be in safety, whereon he resteth; yet his eyes are upon their ways.
Ps 106:17 Žemė atsivėrė ir prarijo Dataną, palaidojo Abiramo šalininkus.
Ps 106:17 The earth opened and swallowed up Dathan and covered the company of Abiram.
Iš 24:3 Mozė atėjo ir pakartojo žmonėms visus Viešpaties žodžius ir įsakus. Visi žmonės vienu balsu atsakė, tardami: "Vykdysime visa, ką Viešpats pasakė. "
Ex 24:3 And Moses came and told the people all the words of the LORD, and all the judgments: and all the people answered with one voice, and said, All the words which the LORD hath said will we do.
Ps 102:26 Jie praeis, o tu pasiliksi; jie susidėvės kaip drabužis. Kaip apdarą juos keiti, ir jie pasikeičia,
Ps 102:26 They shall perish, but thou shalt endure: yea, all of them shall wax old like a garment; as a vesture shalt thou change them, and they shall be changed:
Jer 48:16 Moabo nelaimė jau čia pat, jo pražūtis atskuba risčia.
Jer 48:16 The calamity of Moab is near to come, and his affliction hasteth fast.
Jn 15:6 Kas nepasiliks manyje, bus išmestas laukanir sudžius kaip šakelė. Paskui surinks šakeles, įmes į ugnį, ir jos sudegs.
Jo 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.
Ez 30:26 Išblaškysiu egiptiečius tarp tautų ir vėtysiu juos po visus kraštus. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu DIEVAS. "
Eze 30:26 And I will scatter the Egyptians among the nations, and disperse them among the countries; and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Pat 7:25 Neleiskite savo širdžiai sukti jos keliais, nenuklyskite į jos takus,
Pr 7:25 Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.
Ez 1:8 Po jų sparnais į keturias puses kyšojo žmogaus rankos. Visi keturi gyvūnai turėjo veidus ir sparnus.
Eze 1:8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
Jok 5:19 Mano broliai, jeigu kas iš jūsų nuklystų nuo tiesos ir kas nors jį atverstų,
Ja 5:19 Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him;
1Kar 22:14 "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, ­ atsakė Michėjas, ­ kalbėsiu tik tai, ką Viešpats man sako. "
1Ki 22:14 And Micaiah said, As the LORD liveth, what the LORD saith unto me, that will I speak.
Lk 9:14 O buvo ten apie penkis tūkstančius vyrų. Jėzus įsakė mokiniams: "Susodinkite juos būriais po penkiasdešimt. "
Lu 9:14 For they were about five thousand men. And he said to his disciples, Make them sit down by fifties in a company.
Ps 1:3 Jis lyg medis, pasodintas prie tekančio vandens, duodantis vaisių laikui atėjus, o jo lapai nevysta. Kad ir ką jis darytų, jam sekasi.
Ps 1:3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.
Pat 7:18 Eime ir skęskime meilėje iki ryto, mėgaukimės glamonėmis.
Pr 7:18 Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.

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