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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 3:16 Jėzaus vardas ­ dėlei tikėjimo jo vardu ­ tvirtą padarė tą, kurį jūs matote ir pažįstate. Iš Jėzaus kylantis tikėjimas suteikė jam tikrą sveikatą jūsų visų akyse.
Ac 3:16 And his name through faith in his name hath made this man strong, whom ye see and know: yea, the faith which is by him hath given him this perfect soundness in the presence of you all.
Jok 5:11 Štai mes vadiname palaimintais ištverminguosius. Jūs girdėjote apie Jobo ištvermę ir matėte, kokia buvo jam Viešpaties skirta pabaiga, nes Viešpats kupinas užuojautos ir gailestingumo.
Ja 5:11 Behold, we count them happy which endure. Ye have heard of the patience of Job, and have seen the end of the Lord; that the Lord is very pitiful, and of tender mercy.
Mk 4:4 Jam besėjant, dalis grūdų nukrito palei kelią, ir atskridę paukščiai juos sulesė.
Mar 4:4 And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.
Ezd 2:46 Hagabo palikuonys, Šalmajo palikuonys, Hanano palikuonys,
Ezr 2:46 The children of Hagab, the children of Shalmai, the children of Hanan,
Mt 24:7 Bet tai dar ne galas. Tauta sukils prieš tautą ir karalystė prieš karalystę. Vietomis bus badmečių ir žemės drebėjimų.
Mat 24:7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
Iz 27:8 Išvarymu ir tremtimi turėčiau kovoti su juo, išblokšdamas jį savo nuožmiu vėju audros dieną.
Isa 27:8 In measure, when it shooteth forth, thou wilt debate with it: he stayeth his rough wind in the day of the east wind.
Rom 15:24 aš apsilankysiu, keliaudamas į Ispaniją. Turiu vilties, keliaudamas pro šalį, išvysti jus ir gauti paramos kelionei, prieš tai bent kiek tarp jūsų pailsėjęs.
Ro 15:24 Whensoever I take my journey into Spain, I will come to you: for I trust to see you in my journey, and to be brought on my way thitherward by you, if first I be somewhat filled with your company.
Neh 5:2 Kai kurie sakė: "Mūsų sūnų ir dukterų yra daug. Mes turime gauti grūdų, kad galėtume pavalgyti ir likti gyvi. "
Ne 5:2 For there were that said, We, our sons, and our daughters, are many: therefore we take up corn for them, that we may eat, and live.
Ps 5:2 Klausykis mano maldos šauksmo, mano Karaliau ir mano Dieve, maldauju tave!
Ps 5:2 Hearken unto the voice of my cry, my King, and my God: for unto thee will I pray.
Iš 9:6 Kitą dieną Viešpats tai ir padarė. Visi egiptiečių galvijai išdvėsė, bet izraelitų galvijų nė vienas nenugaišo.
Ex 9:6 And the LORD did that thing on the morrow, and all the cattle of Egypt died: but of the cattle of the children of Israel died not one.
Ps 107:33 Jis pavertė upes dykuma, vandens šaltinius ­ išdžiūvusia žeme,
Ps 107:33 He turneth rivers into a wilderness, and the watersprings into dry ground;
2Kar 17:39 bet garbinkite Viešpatį, savo Dievą. Jis išgelbės jus iš visų jūsų priešų rankų. "
2Ki 17:39 But the LORD your God ye shall fear; and he shall deliver you out of the hand of all your enemies.
Jn 19:12 Dabar Pilotas ėmė stengtis jį paleisti. Bet žydai šaukė: "Jei šitą paleidi, nebesi ciesoriaus draugas. Kiekvienas, kas skelbiasi karaliumi, yra ciesoriaus priešas. "
Jo 19:12 And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar's friend: whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar.
Ps 29:4 Galingas Viešpaties balsas, kupinas didybės Viešpaties balsas.
Ps 29:4 The voice of the LORD is powerful; the voice of the LORD is full of majesty.
Apd 3:9 Visi žmonės pamatė jį vaikščiojant ir šlovinant Dievą.
Ac 3:9 And all the people saw him walking and praising God:
Apd 13:1 Antiochijos Bažnyčioje buvo pranašų ir mokytojų: Barnabas, Simeonas, pravarde Juodasis, Liucijus Kirėnietis, Manaenas, augęs kartu su tetrarchu Erodu, ir Saulius.
Ac 13:1 Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called Niger, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the tetrarch, and Saul.
1Sam 2:1 Ona meldėsi, sakydama: "Mano širdis džiūgauja Viešpatyje, mano jėga mano Dievo išaukštinta. Mano lūpos juokiasi iš priešų; džiaugiuosi savo pergale.
1Sa 2:1 And Hannah prayed, and said, My heart rejoiceth in the LORD, mine horn is exalted in the LORD: my mouth is enlarged over mine enemies; because I rejoice in thy salvation.
Job 22:13 O tu sakai: ‘Ką Dievas gali žinoti? Jį slepia tamsus debesis. Kaip jis gali mus teisti?
Job 22:13 And thou sayest, How doth God know? can he judge through the dark cloud?
Ps 18:7 Tada sujudo ir sudrebėjo žemė, kalnų pamatai suvirpėjo ir susvirduliavo, kai jį apėmė pyktis.
Ps 18:7 Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
Pr 41:43 Tuomet įsodino jį į savo vyriausio pareigūno vežimą, ir priekyje jo buvo šaukiama: "Klaupkitės! " Taigi faraonas padarė jį viso Egipto krašto valdytoju.
Ge 41:43 And he made him to ride in the second chariot which he had; and they cried before him, Bow the knee: and he made him ruler over all the land of Egypt.

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