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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Rd 1:2 ב Karčiai ji verkia nakčia, ašaros vilgo jos skruostus. Tarp visų jos meilužių nėrakas ją paguostų. Visi jos bičiuliai klastingai pasielgė su jair tapo jos priešais.
La 1:2 She weepeth sore in the night, and her tears are on her cheeks: among all her lovers she hath none to comfort her: all her friends have dealt treacherously with her, they are become her enemies.
Lk 10:27 Tas atsakė: Mylėk Viešpatį, savo Dievą, visa širdimi, visa siela, visomis jėgomis ir visu protu, o savo artimą kaip save patį.
Lu 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
Pr 30:18 Lėja sakė: "Dievas man atlygino už tai, kad daviau savo vyrui tarnaitę", todėl ir pavadino jį Isacharu.
Ge 30:18 And Leah said, God hath given me my hire, because I have given my maiden to my husband: and she called his name Issachar.
2Sam 2:24 Bet Joabas ir Abišajas toliau vijosi Abnerą. Saulei leidžiantis, jie pasiekė Gibeat Amą, esančią priešais Giachą prie kelio į Gibeono tyrus.
2Sa 2:24 Joab also and Abishai pursued after Abner: and the sun went down when they were come to the hill of Ammah, that lieth before Giah by the way of the wilderness of Gibeon.
1Kar 7:3 Kedro medžio lubos buvo suklotos ant sijų, laikomų keturiasdešimt penkių stulpų, po penkiolika kiekvienoje eilėje.
1Ki 7:3 And it was covered with cedar above upon the beams, that lay on forty five pillars, fifteen in a row.
Zch 4:13 Jis tarė man: ‘Argi nežinai, kas tai? ’ ­ ‘Ne, mano viešpatie’, ­ atsakiau.
Zec 4:13 And he answered me and said, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord.
Iz 28:23 Atidžiai klausykitės ir išgirskite mano balsą, atkreipkite dėmesį ir klausykitės mano žodžių!
Isa 28:23 Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech.
Nah 2:9 "Grobkite sidabrą, grobkite auksą! Lobiams nėra galo! Visokiausių brangenybių gausybė! "
Na 2:9 Take ye the spoil of silver, take the spoil of gold: for there is none end of the store and glory out of all the pleasant furniture.
Jer 10:14 Kiekvienas žmogus ­ kvailas, nesupratingas; sau pačiam gėdą daro auksakalys savo stabais, nes nuliejo apgaulę, be gyvybės alsavimo.
Jer 10:14 Every man is brutish in his knowledge: every founder is confounded by the graven image: for his molten image is falsehood, and there is no breath in them.
Ts 14:6 Viešpaties dvasia apėmė jį, ir jis perplėšė liūtą plikomis rankomis tarytum ožiuką. Bet nei tėvui, nei motinai nepasisakė, ką buvo padaręs.
Judg 14:6 And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.
Neh 12:5 Mijaminas, Maadija, Bilga,
Ne 12:5 Miamin, Maadiah, Bilgah,
Ts 3:9 Bet izraelitai šaukėsi Viešpaties, ir Viešpats pažadino izraelitams išvaduoti gelbėtoją ­ Otnielį, Kalebo jaunesniojo brolio Kenazo sūnų.
Judg 3:9 And when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised up a deliverer to the children of Israel, who delivered them, even Othniel the son of Kenaz, Caleb's younger brother.
Rom 6:3 Argi nežinote, jog mes visi, pakrikštytieji Kristuje Jėzuje, esame pakrikštyti jo mirtyje?
Ro 6:3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
Žyd 8:6 Dabar jis užima juo prakilnesnę tarnystę, juo aukštesnės, svaresniais pažadais besiremiančios Sandoros tarpininkas yra.
He 8:6 But now hath he obtained a more excellent ministry, by how much also he is the mediator of a better covenant, which was established upon better promises.
Ps 72:5 Tetveria jis taip ilgai kaip saulėir lyg mėnulis per kartų kartas.
Ps 72:5 They shall fear thee as long as the sun and moon endure, throughout all generations.
1Krn 26:11 antras ­ Hilkijas, trečias ­ Tebalijas, ketvirtas ­ Zacharijas. Iš viso Hosos sūnų ir brolių buvo trylika.
1Ch 26:11 Hilkiah the second, Tebaliah the third, Zechariah the fourth: all the sons and brethren of Hosah were thirteen.
Jer 4:3 Taip kalba Viešpats Judo vyrams ir Jeruzalei: "Išarkite dirvonus, nesėkite tarp erškėčių!
Jer 4:3 For thus saith the LORD to the men of Judah and Jerusalem, Break up your fallow ground, and sow not among thorns.
Jok 1:14 Kiekvienas yra gundomas, savo geismo pagrobtas ir suviliotas.
Ja 1:14 But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
Apd 3:20 kad nuo Viešpaties veido ateitų paguodos metas ir jis atsiųstų jums skirtąjį Mesiją Jėzų.
Ac 3:20 And he shall send Jesus Christ, which before was preached unto you:
Iš 40:3 Padėsi į ją Sandoros Skrynią ir atskirsi uždanga.
Ex 40:3 And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail.

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