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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ezd 3:12 Tačiau daug kunigų, levitų ir šeimų galvų ­ žmonės, mačiusieji pirmuosius Namus ant jų pamatų ­ garsiai verkė, žvelgdami į šiuos Namus, nors daugelis ir garsiai šaukė iš džiaugsmo.
Ezr 3:12 But many of the priests and Levites and chief of the fathers, who were ancient men, that had seen the first house, when the foundation of this house was laid before their eyes, wept with a loud voice; and many shouted aloud for joy:
Mt 27:30 Spjaudydami į jį, stvėrė iš jo nendrę ir čaižė per galvą.
Mat 27:30 And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head.
1Kar 8:10 Kunigams išėjus iš Šventyklos, debesis pripildė Viešpaties Namus.
1Ki 8:10 And it came to pass, when the priests were come out of the holy place, that the cloud filled the house of the LORD,
1Sam 15:2 Taip kalbėjo Galybių Viešpats: ‘Aš bausiu Amaleką už tai, ką jis padarė Izraeliui, jam einant iš Egipto, užpuolęs jį kelyje.
1Sa 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
2Kar 19:9 Tuo tarpu karalius gavo žinią apie Kušo karalių Tirhaką: "Jis pakilo į karo žygį prieš tave. " Išgirdęs apie tai, jis vėl siuntė pasiuntinius pas Ezekiją pasakyti:
2Ki 19:9 And when he heard say of Tirhakah king of Ethiopia, Behold, he is come out to fight against thee: he sent messengers again unto Hezekiah, saying,
Iz 57:3 O jūs, burtininkės sūnūs, svetimautojo ir pasileidėlės palikuonys, ateikite čionai!
Isa 57:3 But draw near hither, ye sons of the sorceress, the seed of the adulterer and the whore.
Pr 35:3 Tuomet ateikite, kilsime į Betelį. Ten aš padarysiu aukurą Dievui, kuris išklausė mane pavojaus dieną ir buvo su manimi, kur tik ėjau. "
Ge 35:3 And let us arise, and go up to Bethel; and I will make there an altar unto God, who answered me in the day of my distress, and was with me in the way which I went.
Ezd 5:10 Be to, paklausėme, kaip jie vadinasi, kad galėtume užrašyti tavo žiniai jų vadų vardus.
Ezr 5:10 We asked their names also, to certify thee, that we might write the names of the men that were the chief of them.
Ez 17:3 Sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Didelis erelis, plačiasparnisir ilgaplunksnis, raibas, tankiaplunksnis, atskrido į Libaną. Jis griebė kedro viršūnę,
Eze 17:3 And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; A great eagle with great wings, longwinged, full of feathers, which had divers colours, came unto Lebanon, and took the highest branch of the cedar:
Lk 4:39 Atsistojęs prie jos galvūgalio, jis sudraudė karštligę, ir toji liovėsi. Tuojau atsikėlusi ji galėjo jiems patarnauti.
Lu 4:39 And he stood over her, and rebuked the fever; and it left her: and immediately she arose and ministered unto them.
Ps 139:23 Ištirk mane, Dieve, pažink mano širdį, išmėgink mane ir perprask mano mintis.
Ps 139:23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:
1Kar 1:47 Be to, karaliaus dvariškiai, atėję mūsų karaliaus Dovydo pasveikinti, sakė: ‘Tepadaro Dievas Saliamono vardą garsesnį už tavo vardą, teišaukština jo sostą labiau už tavo sostą. ’ O karalius, savo guolyje pagarbinęs Dievą,
1Ki 1:47 And moreover the king's servants came to bless our lord king David, saying, God make the name of Solomon better than thy name, and make his throne greater than thy throne. And the king bowed himself upon the bed.
Ez 38:3 ir sakyk: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Aš prieš tave, Gogai, Mešecho ir Tubalo vyriausiasis vade!
Eze 38:3 And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal:
Sk 16:46 Mozė tarė Aaronui: "Paimk savo smilkytuvą, įdėk į jį ugnies nuo aukuro, užberk smilkalų, skubėk pas bendriją ir atlik už juos permaldavimą. Viešpaties pyktis atėjo, maras jau siaučia. "
Nu 16:46 And Moses said unto Aaron, Take a censer, and put fire therein from off the altar, and put on incense, and go quickly unto the congregation, and make an atonement for them: for there is wrath gone out from the LORD; the plague is begun.
Ef 4:24 apsivilkti nauju žmogumi, sutvertu pagal Dievą teisume ir tiesos šventume.
Ep 4:24 And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.
Apd 20:32 O dabar pavedu jus Dievui ir jo malonės žodžiui, kuris turi galią jus išugdyti ir duoti paveldėjimą tarp visų pašvęstųjų.
Ac 20:32 And now, brethren, I commend you to God, and to the word of his grace, which is able to build you up, and to give you an inheritance among all them which are sanctified.
Lk 5:23 Kas lengviau ­ ar pasakyti: ‘Tavo nuodėmės tau atleistos’, ar pasakyti: ‘Kelkis ir vaikščiok? ! ’
Lu 5:23 Whether is easier, to say, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Rise up and walk?
1Jn 4:5 Jie yra iš pasaulio, todėl kalba apie pasaulio reikalus, ir pasaulis jų klauso.
1J 4:5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1Krn 9:24 Vartininkai buvo pastatyti prie visų keturių šonų ­ rytų, vakarų, šiaurės ir pietų.
1Ch 9:24 In four quarters were the porters, toward the east, west, north, and south.
Apd 27:44 o kiti tai padarytų kas ant lentų, kas ant laivo nuolaužų. Šitaip visi išsigelbėjo ir pasiekė žemę.
Ac 27:44 And the rest, some on boards, and some on broken pieces of the ship. And so it came to pass, that they escaped all safe to land.

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