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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 34:18 Jų žodžiai patiko Hamorui ir jo sūnui Sichemui.
Ge 34:18 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son.
Pr 11:32 Terachas gyveno du šimtus penkerius metus. Terachas mirė Harane.
Ge 11:32 And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years: and Terah died in Haran.
Ps 49:16 Nesijaudink, jei kas turtėja, jei jo turtai didėja.
Ps 49:16 Be not thou afraid when one is made rich, when the glory of his house is increased;
Ts 3:23 Ehudas išėjo per prieangį, pirma uždaręs ir užrakinęs kambario ant stogo duris.
Judg 3:23 Then Ehud went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them.
Lk 24:41 Jiems iš džiaugsmo vis dar netikint ir stebintis, Jėzus paklausė: "Ar neturite čia ko nors valgyti? "
Lu 24:41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?
1Sam 14:13 Jehonatanas kopė rankomis ir kojomis, o jo ginklanešys ­ įkandin. Filistinai krito prieš Jehonataną, o jo ginklanešys, lipdamas paskui jį, juos pribaiginėjo.
1Sa 14:13 And Jonathan climbed up upon his hands and upon his feet, and his armourbearer after him: and they fell before Jonathan; and his armourbearer slew after him.
Ps 99:2 Viešpats Sione yra didis, virš visų tautų išaukštintas.
Ps 99:2 The LORD is great in Zion; and he is high above all the people.
Iz 34:15 Šokli angis ten kraus sau lizdą, dės kiaušinius, perės vaikus iraugins juos savo paunksmėje. Būriuosis ten ir pesliai, kiekvienas ­ su savo patele.
Isa 34:15 There shall the great owl make her nest, and lay, and hatch, and gather under her shadow: there shall the vultures also be gathered, every one with her mate.
Ez 5:9 Dėl visų tavo bjaurių nusikaltimų padarysiu tau, ko dar niekada nesu daręs ir į ką panašaus niekada daugiau nedarysiu.
Eze 5:9 And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations.
2Kar 21:12 tikrai taip kalbėjo Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas: ‘Štai atvedu Jeruzalei ir Judui tokią nelaimę, kad net ausyse spengs kiekvienam, kuris tik apie ją išgirs.
2Ki 21:12 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle.
Ps 35:7 Be priežasties jie paspendė man pinkles, be priežasties iškasė gilią duobę mano gyvasčiai.
Ps 35:7 For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.
Pr 18:29 Bet jis vėl kalbėjo, sakydamas: "O jei keturiasdešimt? " Jis atsakė: "Dėl keturiasdešimt to nedarysiu. "
Ge 18:29 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
Iš 21:22 Jei besimušantys vyrai užgautų nėščią moterį, ir ją ištiktų persileidimas, bet kitokio sužalojimo nebūtų, kaltasis turės mokėti tiek, kiek iš jo reikalaus moters vyras teisėjų akivaizdoje.
Ex 21:22 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.
1Krn 1:31 Jetūras, Nafišas ir Kedma. Tai Izmaelio palikuonys.
1Ch 1:31 Jetur, Naphish, and Kedemah. These are the sons of Ishmael.
Sk 10:21 Tada leidosi į kelionę Kehato žmonės, šventųjų daiktų nešėjai. Dar jiems neatkeliavus, Padangtė vėl buvo pastatyta.
Nu 10:21 And the Kohathites set forward, bearing the sanctuary: and the other did set up the tabernacle against they came.
Iz 1:17 mokykitės daryti gera. Atsidėkite teisingumui, padėkite engiamajam, užstokite našlaitį, ginkite našlės bylą. "
Isa 1:17 Learn to do well; seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow.
Ef 1:23 kuri yra jo Kūnas, pilnatvė to, kuris visa visur pripildo.
Ep 1:23 Which is his body, the fulness of him that filleth all in all.
1Krn 25:4 Iš Hemano ­ Hemano sūnūs: Bukijas, Matanijas, Uzielis, Šebuelis, Jerimotas, Hananija, Hananis, Eliata, Gidaltis, Romamti Ezeras, Jošbekaša, Malotis, Hotyras ir Mahazijotas.
1Ch 25:4 Of Heman: the sons of Heman: Bukkiah, Mattaniah, Uzziel, Shebuel, and Jerimoth, Hananiah, Hanani, Eliathah, Giddalti, and Romamtiezer, Joshbekashah, Mallothi, Hothir, and Mahazioth:
Pr 3:19 Savo veido prakaitu valgysi duoną, kol sugrįši žemėn, nes iš jos buvai paimtas. Juk dulkė esi ir į dulkę sugrįši! "
Ge 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
Ps 95:3 Juk Viešpats ­ didis Dievas, galingas Karalius, aukštesnis už visus dievus.
Ps 95:3 For the LORD is a great God, and a great King above all gods.

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