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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 15:18 leisdamas nuo amžių tai pažinti.
Ac 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.
Ps 105:12 Kad ir mažai jų buvo, tik sauja ateivių tame krašte,
Ps 105:12 When they were but a few men in number; yea, very few, and strangers in it.
Ezd 2:53 Barkoso palikuonys, Siseros palikuonys, Temacho palikuonys,
Ezr 2:53 The children of Barkos, the children of Sisera, the children of Thamah,
Job 5:17 Tikėk manimi: laimingas žmogus, kurį Dievas pataiso! Neniekink Visagalio pamokos!
Job 5:17 Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth: therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty:
Apr 16:7 Aš dar išgirdau aukurą kalbant: "Taip, Visagali Viešpatie Dieve, tavo nuosprendžiai tikri ir teisingi! "
Re 16:7 And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.
Job 6:12 Nejau mano jėgos ­ akmens stiprumo, o mano trapi prigimtis ­ žalvario?
Job 6:12 Is my strength the strength of stones? or is my flesh of brass?
1Kar 3:11 Dievas tarė jam: "Kadangi to prašei, neprašei nei ilgo gyvenimo ir turtų sau, neprašei nei savo priešų gyvasties, bet prašei sau imlaus įžvalgumo, kad galėtumei žinoti, kas teisinga,
1Ki 3:11 And God said unto him, Because thou hast asked this thing, and hast not asked for thyself long life; neither hast asked riches for thyself, nor hast asked the life of thine enemies; but hast asked for thyself understanding to discern judgment;
Pr 13:1 Drauge su žmona ir viskuo, ką turėjo, Abromas iš Egipto nusikėlė į Negebą. Kartu buvo ir Lotas.
Ge 13:1 And Abram went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the south.
1Kar 17:21 Tada jis gulė ant vaiko tris kartus ir šaukėsi Viešpaties, tardamas: "Viešpatie, mano Dieve, maldauju: tesugrįžta šio vaiko gyvastis į jo kūną! "
1Ki 17:21 And he stretched himself upon the child three times, and cried unto the LORD, and said, O LORD my God, I pray thee, let this child's soul come into him again.
2Kar 20:18 Ir iš tavųjų palikuonių, gimusių iš tavęs, kai kurie bus paimti. Jie bus eunuchai Babilono karaliaus rūmuose! ’"
2Ki 20:18 And of thy sons that shall issue from thee, which thou shalt beget, shall they take away; and they shall be eunuchs in the palace of the king of Babylon.
Mk 3:22 Atvykę iš Jeruzalės Rašto aiškintojai sakė: "Jis turi Belzebulą", ir: "Demonų kunigaikščio galia jis išvaro demonus. "
Mar 3:22 And the scribes which came down from Jerusalem said, He hath Beelzebub, and by the prince of the devils casteth he out devils.
Ps 11:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo. Viešpatyje randu prieglobstį! Tad kaip drįstate man sakyti: "Paukšti, lėk į kalnus!
Ps 11:1 In the LORD put I my trust: how say ye to my soul, Flee as a bird to your mountain?
Ps 132:13 Mat Viešpats išsirinko Sioną, jis norėjo turėti jį savo Namais.
Ps 132:13 For the LORD hath chosen Zion; he hath desired it for his habitation.
Sk 4:7 Ant padėtinės duonos stalo užties mėlyną skarą; sudės ant jo lėkštes, smilkalų indus, liejamųjų atnašų dubenis ir ąsočius; ant jo bus ir įprastinė duona.
Nu 4:7 And upon the table of shewbread they shall spread a cloth of blue, and put thereon the dishes, and the spoons, and the bowls, and covers to cover withal: and the continual bread shall be thereon:
Jn 4:46 Jis vėl atėjo į Galilėjos Kaną, kur buvo pavertęs vandenį vynu. O Kafarnaume buvo vienas karaliaus valdininkas, kurio sūnus sirgo.
Jo 4:46 So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at Capernaum.
Apd 13:36 Bet Dovydas numirė, savo kartoje patarnavęs Dievo valiai. Jis buvo palaidotas prie savo protėvių ir supuvo.
Ac 13:36 For David, after he had served his own generation by the will of God, fell on sleep, and was laid unto his fathers, and saw corruption:
Iš 3:16 Eik ir sušauk Izraelio seniūnus, pasakyk jiems: ‘Viešpats, jūsų protėvių Dievas ­ Abraomo Dievas, Izaoko Dievas ir Jokūbo Dievas ­ pasirodė man ir tarė: ‘Aš tikrai stebėjau jus ir tai, kas jums daroma Egipte.
Ex 3:16 Go, and gather the elders of Israel together, and say unto them, The LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob, appeared unto me, saying, I have surely visited you, and seen that which is done to you in Egypt:
Job 36:7 Nuo teisiųjų jis nenugręžia akių, į sostą su karaliais juos amžiams sodinair išaukština juos.
Job 36:7 He withdraweth not his eyes from the righteous: but with kings are they on the throne; yea, he doth establish them for ever, and they are exalted.
Įst 2:12 Be to, Seyre seniau buvo gyvenę horai, bet Ezavo palikuonys juos išvarė, sunaikino ir apsigyveno jų vietoje, kaip Izraelis padarė krašte, kurį Viešpats jiems davė kaip paveldą. )
De 2:12 The Horims also dwelt in Seir beforetime; but the children of Esau succeeded them, when they had destroyed them from before them, and dwelt in their stead; as Israel did unto the land of his possession, which the LORD gave unto them.
Apd 6:12 Taip jie sukurstė liaudį, jos seniūnus ir Rašto aiškintojus, pritykoję sučiupo jį ir nusivedė į aukščiausiojo teismo tarybą.
Ac 6:12 And they stirred up the people, and the elders, and the scribes, and came upon him, and caught him, and brought him to the council,

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