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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 8:14 Ko gi dar sėdime? Susirinkime! Eime į įtvirtinintus miestus, kad ten žūtume, nes Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, lėmė mums žūti. Jis davė mums gerti nuodų, nes mes nusidėjome Viešpačiui.
Jer 8:14 Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities, and let us be silent there: for the LORD our God hath put us to silence, and given us water of gall to drink, because we have sinned against the LORD.
Iš 10:20 Nė vieno skėrio nebeliko visoje Egipto žemėje. Bet Dievas sukietino faraono širdį, ir jis neleido eiti izraelitams.
Ex 10:20 But the LORD hardened Pharaoh's heart, so that he would not let the children of Israel go.
Ez 27:2 "Dabar, žmogau, pradėk raudą dėl Tyro
Eze 27:2 Now, thou son of man, take up a lamentation for Tyrus;
Ps 94:23 Jis atmokės jiems už jų nedorus darbus, sunaikins juos už jų nedorumą. Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, juos sunaikins.
Ps 94:23 And he shall bring upon them their own iniquity, and shall cut them off in their own wickedness; yea, the LORD our God shall cut them off.
Job 2:11 Trys Jobo bičiuliai, išgirdę apie visas nelaimes, kurios buvo jį ištikusios, leidosi į kelionę kiekvienas iš savo namų ­ Elifazas Temanas, Bildadas Šuachas ir Cofaras Naamatietis. Jie susitiko ir keliavo drauge atjausti ir paguosti.
Job 2:11 Now when Job's three friends heard of all this evil that was come upon him, they came every one from his own place; Eliphaz the Temanite, and Bildad the Shuhite, and Zophar the Naamathite: for they had made an appointment together to come to mourn with him and to comfort him.
Jn 19:16 Tuomet Pilotas atidavė jiems jį nukryžiuoti.
Jo 19:16 Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Jesus, and led him away.
2Kar 3:8 Dar jis paklausė: "Kuriuo keliu žygiuosime? " Jehoramas atsakė: "Keliu per Edomo tyrlaukius. "
2Ki 3:8 And he said, Which way shall we go up? And he answered, The way through the wilderness of Edom.
2Sam 20:14 Šeba perėjo visas Izraelio gimines iki pat Abel Bet Maakos. Visa bichrių kiltis susirinko ir nusekė paskui jį į miestą.
2Sa 20:14 And he went through all the tribes of Israel unto Abel, and to Bethmaachah, and all the Berites: and they were gathered together, and went also after him.
Ts 15:14 Jam pasiekus Lehį ir šūkaujantiems filistinams atskubant jo pasitikti, jį apėmė Viešpaties dvasia, virvės ant rankų tapo lyg sudegusios linų sruogos, ir raiščiai nutirpo.
Judg 15:14 And when he came unto Lehi, the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands loosed from off his hands.
Joz 10:31 Iš Libnos Jozuė patraukė su visu Izraeliu į Lachišą, apgulė ir puolė.
Jos 10:31 And Joshua passed from Libnah, and all Israel with him, unto Lachish, and encamped against it, and fought against it:
2Kar 18:10 Tretiems metams baigiantis, paėmė ją. Šeštais Ezekijo metais ­ tai buvo devinti Izraelio karaliaus Ozėjo metai ­ Samarija buvo paimta.
2Ki 18:10 And at the end of three years they took it: even in the sixth year of Hezekiah, that is in the ninth year of Hoshea king of Israel, Samaria was taken.
Jn 6:26 O Jėzus prabilo į juos: "Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jūs ieškote manęs ne dėl to, kad esate matę ženklų, bet kad prisivalgėte duonos ligi soties.
Jo 6:26 Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.
Joz 15:29 Baala, Ijimai, Ecemas,
Jos 15:29 Baalah, and Iim, and Azem,
1Sam 2:22 Bet Elis jau buvo labai senas. Girdėdamas visa, ką jo sūnūs darė visam Izraeliui ir kaip jie sueidavo su moterimis, tarnaujančiomis prie įėjimo į Susitikimo Palapinę,
1Sa 2:22 Now Eli was very old, and heard all that his sons did unto all Israel; and how they lay with the women that assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Joz 14:5 Kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs, taip izraelitai ir darė, dalydami kraštą.
Jos 14:5 As the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel did, and they divided the land.
1Sam 3:6 Viešpats vėl pašaukė: "Samueli! " Samuelis atsikėlė, nuėjo pas Elį ir tarė: "Aš čia, jei mane šaukei. " Bet šis atsakė: "Nešaukiau tavęs, mano sūnau. Eik atgal, gulkis miegoti. "
1Sa 3:6 And the LORD called yet again, Samuel. And Samuel arose and went to Eli, and said, Here am I; for thou didst call me. And he answered, I called not, my son; lie down again.
Joz 13:30 Jų žemė apėmė Mahanaimus, visą Bašaną ­ visą Bašano karaliaus Ogo karalystę ­ ir visas Jayro gyvenvietes Bašane, šešiasdešimt miestų.
Jos 13:30 And their coast was from Mahanaim, all Bashan, all the kingdom of Og king of Bashan, and all the towns of Jair, which are in Bashan, threescore cities:
Mch 7:8 Nedžiūgauk dėl mano nelaimės, mano prieše! Nors ir parpuoliau, vėl atsikelsiu, nors sėdžiu tamsybėje, Viešpats ­ mano šviesa.
Mic 7:8 Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD shall be a light unto me.
Lk 19:43 Tu sulauksi dienų, kai tavo priešai apjuos tave pylimu, apguls iš visų pusių ir suspaus tave;
Lu 19:43 For the days shall come upon thee, that thine enemies shall cast a trench about thee, and compass thee round, and keep thee in on every side,
1Krn 17:23 Tad dabar, Viešpatie, tebūna amžinai tvirtas tavo pažadas, kurį apreiškei apie savo tarną bei jo namus, ir padaryk, ką esi pažadėjęs.
1Ch 17:23 Therefore now, LORD, let the thing that thou hast spoken concerning thy servant and concerning his house be established for ever, and do as thou hast said.

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