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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 19:6 Taigi jie ­ jau nebe du, o vienas kūnas. Ką tad Dievas sujungė, žmogus teneperskiria. "
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Jon 1:15 Tuomet jie paėmė Joną, įmetė jį į jūrą, ir jūra liovėsi šėlusi.
Jon 1:15 So they look up Jonah, and cast him forth into the sea: and the sea ceased from her raging.
Iš 32:23 Jie man sakė: ‘Padirbk mums dievą, kuris mus vestų, nes mes nežinome, kas nutiko Mozei ­ vyrui, kuris išvedė mus iš Egipto žemės. ’
Ex 32:23 For they said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us: for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
Jn 16:29 Jo mokiniai tarė: "Štai dabar tu aiškiai kalbi ir nebesakai jokių palyginimų.
Jo 16:29 His disciples said unto him, Lo, now speakest thou plainly, and speakest no proverb.
Rut 4:13 Taigi Boazas vedė Rūtą, ir ji tapo jo žmona. Taip jis pradėjo su ja vedybinį gyvenimą. Viešpats leido jai tapti nėščiai, ir ji pagimdė sūnų.
Ru 4:13 So Boaz took Ruth, and she was his wife: and when he went in unto her, the LORD gave her conception, and she bare a son.
Kun 23:42 Septynias dienas gyvensite palapinėse; visi izraelitai turės gyventi palapinėse,
Le 23:42 Ye shall dwell in booths seven days; all that are Israelites born shall dwell in booths:
Jn 1:7 Jis atėjo kaip liudytojas, kad paliudytų šviesąir kad visi per jį įtikėtų.
Jo 1:7 The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
1Sam 24:10 Savo akimis gali dabar matyti, kad Viešpats šiandien oloje buvo įdavęs tave man į rankas. Nors jie ir ragino tave užmušti, aš tavęs pasigailėjau. Tariau sau: ‘Rankos prieš savo valdovą nepakelsiu, nes jis Viešpaties pateptasis. ’
1Sa 24:10 Behold, this day thine eyes have seen how that the LORD had delivered thee to day into mine hand in the cave: and some bade me kill thee: but mine eye spared thee; and I said, I will not put forth mine hand against my lord; for he is the LORD's anointed.
Iz 51:23 Paduosiu ją į rankas tavo kankintojams, sakiusiems tau: ‘Gulk ant žemės, kad galėtume sutrypti tave! ’Savo nugarą tu pavertei grindiniu, gatve praeiviams. "
Isa 51:23 But I will put it into the hand of them that afflict thee; which have said to thy soul, Bow down, that we may go over: and thou hast laid thy body as the ground, and as the street, to them that went over.
Iz 3:21 žiedus, nosies grandinėles,
Isa 3:21 The rings, and nose jewels,
2Krn 36:11 Zedekijas buvo dvidešimt vienerių metų, kai tapo karaliumi, ir karaliavo Jeruzalėje vienuolika metų.
2Ch 36:11 Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to reign, and reigned eleven years in Jerusalem.
Kun 9:17 Jis atnašavo javų atnašą ir paėmęs jų saują pavertė juos dūmais ant aukuro, neskaitant rytmečio deginamosios aukos.
Le 9:17 And he brought the meat offering, and took an handful thereof, and burnt it upon the altar, beside the burnt sacrifice of the morning.
Pr 44:10 Jis atsakė: "Nors ir turėtų taip būti, kaip sakote, tik tas, pas kurį ji bus rasta, taps mano vergu, o kiti, likusieji, eisite sau nekalti. "
Ge 44:10 And he said, Now also let it be according unto your words: he with whom it is found shall be my servant; and ye shall be blameless.
1Krn 14:9 Filistinai buvo atžygiavę ir plėšikavo Refajų slėnyje.
1Ch 14:9 And the Philistines came and spread themselves in the valley of Rephaim.
2Krn 24:17 Jehojadai mirus, Judo didžiūnai atėjo pas karalių, žemai lenkdamiesi, ir karalius jų klausė.
2Ch 24:17 Now after the death of Jehoiada came the princes of Judah, and made obeisance to the king. Then the king hearkened unto them.
Apd 4:9 Jeigu dėl gero darbo ligoniui šiandien mus tardote, kaip jis buvo išgydytas,
Ac 4:9 If we this day be examined of the good deed done to the impotent man, by what means he is made whole;
1Jn 4:10 Meilė ­ ne tai, jog mes pamilome Dievą, bet kad jis mus pamilo ir atsiuntė savo Sūnųkaip permaldavimą už mūsų nuodėmes.
1J 4:10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.
Job 41:26 Kas jį pultų, nenugalėtų kalaviju; nenugalėtų nei ietimi, nei sviediniu, nei iešmu.
Job 41:26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
1Sam 3:14 Todėl prisiekiu Elio namams, kad Elio namų kaltė niekada nebus išpirkta auka ar atnaša. "
1Sa 3:14 And therefore I have sworn unto the house of Eli, that the iniquity of Eli's house shall not be purged with sacrifice nor offering for ever.
1Kor 11:29 Kas valgo ir geria, to Kūno nepaisydamas, tas valgo ir geria sau pasmerkimą .
1C 11:29 For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.

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