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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 3:10 Jie pažino, kad tai tas pats luošys, kuris sėdėdavo elgetaudamas prie šventyklos Gražiųjų vartų. Jie buvo labai nustebę ir sukrėsti to, kas buvo jam atsitikę.
Ac 3:10 And they knew that it was he which sat for alms at the Beautiful gate of the temple: and they were filled with wonder and amazement at that which had happened unto him.
2Krn 7:19 Bet jeigu nusigręšite ir paliksite mano įstatus ir įsakymus, kuriuos jums daviau, eisite ir tarnausite kitiems dievams, garbinsite juos,
2Ch 7:19 But if ye turn away, and forsake my statutes and my commandments, which I have set before you, and shall go and serve other gods, and worship them;
Apd 11:8 Aš atsakiau: ‘Jokiu būdu, Viešpatie! Dar niekuomet suteptas ir netyras maistas nebuvo mano burnoje. ’
Ac 11:8 But I said, Not so, Lord: for nothing common or unclean hath at any time entered into my mouth.
Įst 5:22 Šiuos žodžius ­ šiuos ir nieko daugiau ­ Viešpats galingu balsu tarė visai jūsų bendrijai prie kalno iš ugnies ir iš tamsaus debesies. Jis užrašė juos ant dviejų akmens plokščių ir davė jas man.
De 5:22 These words the LORD spake unto all your assembly in the mount out of the midst of the fire, of the cloud, and of the thick darkness, with a great voice: and he added no more. And he wrote them in two tables of stone, and delivered them unto me.
Apd 15:16 Paskui aš sugrįšiuir vėl atstatysiu suirusią Dovydo padangtę. Aš prikelsiu ją iš griuvėsiųir atkursiu ją,
Ac 15:16 After this I will return, and will build again the tabernacle of David, which is fallen down; and I will build again the ruins thereof, and I will set it up:
Apd 27:2 Mes įlipome į Adramitijos laivą, kuris turėjo plaukti Azijos pakrantėmis ir netrukus leidomės į kelionę. Su mumis buvo makedonietis Aristarchas iš Tesalonikos.
Ac 27:2 And entering into a ship of Adramyttium, we launched, meaning to sail by the coasts of Asia; one Aristarchus, a Macedonian of Thessalonica, being with us.
Dan 8:16 Išgirdau iš Ulajo žmogaus balsą, šaukiantį: "Gabrieliau! Paaiškink tam žmogui regėjimą! "
Da 8:16 And I heard a man's voice between the banks of Ulai, which called, and said, Gabriel, make this man to understand the vision.
Koh 5:7 Su sapnų gausa ateina ir migla bei žodžių srautas. Todėl turėk pagarbios Dievo baimės!
Ec 5:7 For in the multitude of dreams and many words there are also divers vanities: but fear thou God.
Lk 8:9 Jo mokiniai paklausė, ką reiškiąs tasai palyginimas.
Lu 8:9 And his disciples asked him, saying, What might this parable be?
Job 27:2 "Prisiekiu Dievu, atėmusiu man teisę, Visagaliu, apkartinusiu man gyvenimą!
Job 27:2 As God liveth, who hath taken away my judgment; and the Almighty, who hath vexed my soul;
2Sam 2:17 Tą dieną įvyko labai nuožmus mūšis. Dovydo kariai sumušė Abnerą ir Izraelio vyrus.
2Sa 2:17 And there was a very sore battle that day; and Abner was beaten, and the men of Israel, before the servants of David.
1Tes 5:26 Pasveikinkite visus brolius šventu pabučiavimu.
1Th 5:26 Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.
1Tim 3:14 Rašau tau apie šiuos dalykus, nors turiu viltį greit atvykti pas tave;
1Ti 3:14 These things write I unto thee, hoping to come unto thee shortly:
Jn 14:26 o Globėjas ­ Šventoji Dvasia, kurį mano vardu Tėvas atsiųs, ­jis išmokys jus visko ir viską primins, ką esu jums pasakęs.
Jo 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
Gal 1:9 Kaip anksčiau sakėme, taip dabar sakau dar kartą: jei kas jums skelbia kitokią evangeliją, negu esate priėmę, tebūnie prakeiktas!
Ga 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
2Sam 7:28 Dabar, Viešpatie DIEVE, tu esi Dievas, tavo žodžiai yra tiesa, ir tu davei savo tarnui šį malonų pažadą.
2Sa 7:28 And now, O Lord GOD, thou art that God, and thy words be true, and thou hast promised this goodness unto thy servant:
Pat 14:7 Laikykis atokiai nuo kvailo žmogaus, nes iš jo neišmoksi išmintingai kalbėti.
Pr 14:7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.
Jer 34:22 Tikėk manimi, aš duosiu įsakymą, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ir sugrąžinsiu juos prie šio miesto. Jie puls ir užims jį, ugnimi sunaikins. Judo miestus paversiu tyrais, kur negyvena joks žmogus. "
Jer 34:22 Behold, I will command, saith the LORD, and cause them to return to this city; and they shall fight against it, and take it, and burn it with fire: and I will make the cities of Judah a desolation without an inhabitant.
Fm 1:14 tačiau be tavo sutikimo nenorėjau nieko daryti, kad tavo geras darbas būtų atliktas laisva valia, o ne tartum iš prievartos.
Phm 1:14 But without thy mind would I do nothing; that thy benefit should not be as it were of necessity, but willingly.
1Krn 1:22 Ebalas, Abimaelis, Šeba,
1Ch 1:22 And Ebal, and Abimael, and Sheba,

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