Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
Fil 2:24 Be to, turiu Viešpatyje viltį ir pats netrukus atvykti pas jus.
Phil 2:24 But I trust in the Lord that I also myself shall come shortly.
Joz 19:29 Tada riba suka Ramos link, pasiekdama įtvirtintą Tyro miestą, užlinksta į Hosą ir ateina iki pat Jūros prie Mahalebo, Achzibo,
Jos 19:29 And then the coast turneth to Ramah, and to the strong city Tyre; and the coast turneth to Hosah; and the outgoings thereof are at the sea from the coast to Achzib:
Abd 1:13 Neturėjai eiti pro mano tautos vartusjų nedalios dieną; bent neturėjai džiaugtis Judo nelaimejo nedalios dieną; neturėjai grobti jo nuosavybėsjo nedalios dieną!
Ob 1:13 Thou shouldest not have entered into the gate of my people in the day of their calamity; yea, thou shouldest not have looked on their affliction in the day of their calamity, nor have laid hands on their substance in the day of their calamity;
2Krn 6:16 Tad dabar, Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, įvykdyk savo tarnui, mano tėvui Dovydui, ir tą pažadą, kurį jam davei, tardamas: ‘Nestigs tau niekada mano akivaizdoje palikuonio, sėdinčio Izraelio soste, jeigu tik tavo vaikai bus atidūs savo keliui ir eis mano mokymo taku, kaip tu ėjai mano akivaizdoje. ’
2Ch 6:16 Now therefore, O LORD God of Israel, keep with thy servant David my father that which thou hast promised him, saying, There shall not fail thee a man in my sight to sit upon the throne of Israel; yet so that thy children take heed to their way to walk in my law, as thou hast walked before me.
Jon 1:12 Jis atsakė jiems: "Imkite mane ir meskite į jūrą, kad jūra nurimtų. Žinau, kad per mane jus užklupo ši baisi audra. "
Jon 1:12 And he said unto them, Take me up, and cast me forth into the sea; so shall the sea be calm unto you: for I know that for my sake this great tempest is upon you.
Pr 3:12 Žmogus atsakė: "Moteris, kurią man davei būti su manimi, davė man vaisių nuo to medžio, aš ir valgiau. "
Ge 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
Pr 19:1 Anie du angelai atėjo į Sodomą vakare. Lotas sėdėjo Sodomos vartuose. Pamatęs juos, Lotas pakilo jų pasveikinti ir, nusilenkdamas iki žemės,
Ge 19:1 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;
Mk 7:37 Žmonės be galo stebėjosi ir kalbėjo: "Jis visa gerai padarė! Jis daro, kad kurtieji girdi ir nebyliai kalba. "
Mar 7:37 And were beyond measure astonished, saying, He hath done all things well: he maketh both the deaf to hear, and the dumb to speak.
Iz 10:24 Todėl Viešpats, Galybių DIEVAS, ir sako: "O mano tauta, kuri gyveni Sione! Nebijok asiro, nors muša jis tave spragilu, kelia prieš tave lazdą, kaip kadaise darė Egiptas,
Isa 10:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD of hosts, O my people that dwellest in Zion, be not afraid of the Assyrian: he shall smite thee with a rod, and shall lift up his staff against thee, after the manner of Egypt.
Mt 5:42 Prašančiam duok ir nuo norinčio iš tavęs pasiskolinti nenusigręžk.
Mat 5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
Sk 15:30 Bet jei kas nors, elgdamasis savavališkai, vietinis ar ateivis, užgautų Viešpatį, toks žmogus bus pašalintas iš tautos.
Nu 15:30 But the soul that doeth ought presumptuously, whether he be born in the land, or a stranger, the same reproacheth the LORD; and that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
Oz 6:6 Aš noriu ištikimos meilės, o ne aukos, ir Dievo pažinimas man mielesnisnegu deginamosios aukos.
Ho 6:6 For I desired mercy, and not sacrifice; and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings.
Jok 4:1 Iš kur atsiranda karai, iš kur tarp jūsų kivirčai? Ne iš kur kitur, tik iš jūsų užgaidų, kurios nerimsta jūsų sąnariuose.
Ja 4:1 From whence come wars and fightings among you? come they not hence, even of your lusts that war in your members?
Mt 2:23 ir apsigyveno Nazareto mieste, kad išsipildytų pranašų žodžiai: Jį vadins Nazariečiu .
Mat 2:23 And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.
Job 35:16 Tuščia tau, Jobai, aušinti burną; aišku, kad nežinai, ką sakai. "
Job 35:16 Therefore doth Job open his mouth in vain; he multiplieth words without knowledge.
Lk 21:27 Tuomet žmonės išvys Žmogaus Sūnų, ateinantį debesyje su didžia galybe ir garbe.
Lu 21:27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
Kun 3:11 Tada kunigas pavers visa tai dūmais ant aukuro kaip ugninę maisto atnašą Viešpačiui.
Le 3:11 And the priest shall burn it upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Apd 12:1 Tuo pačiu metu karalius Erodas pradėjo persekioti kai kuriuos Bažnyčios žmones.
Ac 12:1 Now about that time Herod the king stretched forth his hands to vex certain of the church.
Ezd 8:19 ir Hašabiją, o su juo Izają iš Merario palikuonių su gimine ir sūnumis, iš viso dvidešimt,
Ezr 8:19 And Hashabiah, and with him Jeshaiah of the sons of Merari, his brethren and their sons, twenty;
Apr 17:10 penki žlugo, vienas tebėra, o vienas dar neatėjo; kai jis ateis, turės trumpam pasilikti.
Re 17:10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.

Sanctus Corpus Deus