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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 16:44 Viešpats kalbėjo Mozei, tardamas:
Nu 16:44 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Sk 31:18 o jaunas mergaites, nepažinusias vyro, pasilikite sau gyvas.
Nu 31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
1Krn 27:21 pusės Manaso giminės Gileade ­ Zacharijo sūnus Idojas, Benjamino ­ Abnero sūnus Jaasielis,
1Ch 27:21 Of the half tribe of Manasseh in Gilead, Iddo the son of Zechariah: of Benjamin, Jaasiel the son of Abner:
Apd 14:11 Minia, pamačiusi, ką Paulius padarė, pradėjo garsiai likaoniškai šaukti: "Dievai, pasivertę žmonėmis, nužengė pas mus! "
Ac 14:11 And when the people saw what Paul had done, they lifted up their voices, saying in the speech of Lycaonia, The gods are come down to us in the likeness of men.
Mt 26:46 Kelkitės, eime! Štai mano išdavėjas čia pat. "
Mat 26:46 Rise, let us be going: behold, he is at hand that doth betray me.
1Krn 6:42 sūnaus Etano, sūnaus Zimos, sūnaus Šimio,
1Ch 6:42 The son of Ethan, the son of Zimmah, the son of Shimei,
Job 35:5 Pasižiūrėk į dangų ir pamatysi, pastebėsi, kokie aukštesni už tave debesys!
Job 35:5 Look unto the heavens, and see; and behold the clouds which are higher than thou.
Pat 23:3 Netrokšk valdovo skanėstų, nes tai apgaulingas maistas.
Pr 23:3 Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat.
Sk 33:31 Iškeliavę iš Moserotų, pasistatė stovyklą prie Bene Jaakano.
Nu 33:31 And they departed from Moseroth, and pitched in Benejaakan.
1Sam 11:1 Nahašas Amonitas atžygiavo ir apgulė Jabeš Gileadą. Jabešo vyrai tarė Nahašui: "Sudaryk su mumis sandorą, ir mes tau tarnausime. "
1Sa 11:1 Then Nahash the Ammonite came up, and encamped against Jabeshgilead: and all the men of Jabesh said unto Nahash, Make a covenant with us, and we will serve thee.
Koh 6:8 Tad kuo išmintingajam geriau negu kvailajam? Kas iš to vargšui, mokančiam gerai elgtis su žmonėmis?
Ec 6:8 For what hath the wise more than the fool? what hath the poor, that knoweth to walk before the living?
Iz 45:25 Tik per Viešpatį visi Izraelio palikuonysras teisumą ir šlovę. "
Isa 45:25 In the LORD shall all the seed of Israel be justified, and shall glory.
Apd 17:31 Jis nustatė dieną, kada teisingai teis visą pasaulį per vieną žmogų, kurį tam paskyrė ir visiems už jį laidavo, prikeldamas iš numirusių. "
Ac 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.
2Sam 12:8 Atidaviau tau tavo valdovo namus bei tavo valdovo žmonas kaip nuosavybę ir atidaviau tau Izraelio bei Judo namus. Jei tai būtų buvę per maža, būčiau dvigubai daugiau davęs.
2Sa 12:8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if that had been too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.
Ezd 8:20 neskaitant dviejų šimtų dvidešimt palikuonių Šventyklos tarnų, kuriuos Dovydas ir jo didžiūnai buvo paskyrę tarnauti levitams. Visi jie buvo įrašyti į sąrašą vardais.
Ezr 8:20 Also of the Nethinims, whom David and the princes had appointed for the service of the Levites, two hundred and twenty Nethinims: all of them were expressed by name.
Joz 21:42 Kiekvienas šių miestų apėmė patį miestą ir gretimas ganyklas. Tokie pat buvo visi šie miestai.
Jos 21:42 These cities were every one with their suburbs round about them: thus were all these cities.
Iz 42:22 Tačiau ši tauta apiplėšta ir nusiaubta; visi uždaryti rūsiuose, paimti į kalėjimus. Jie tapę grobiu, ir nėra kam jų užstoti; jie apiplėšiami, ir nėra kam pasakyti: "Grąžink atgal! "
Isa 42:22 But this is a people robbed and spoiled; they are all of them snared in holes, and they are hid in prison houses: they are for a prey, and none delivereth; for a spoil, and none saith, Restore.
Įst 33:6 Teišlieka gyvas Rubenas ir teneišmiršta, nors skaičiumi jis yra mažas. "
De 33:6 Let Reuben live, and not die; and let not his men be few.
Sk 1:24 Gado palikuonių, pagal jų kilčių kilmę ir protėvių namus įrašytų į sąrašą vardais nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnių, tinkamų karinei tarnybai,
Nu 1:24 Of the children of Gad, by their generations, after their families, by the house of their fathers, according to the number of the names, from twenty years old and upward, all that were able to go forth to war;
2Krn 18:10 Kenaanos sūnus Zedekijas, pasidaręs geležinius ragus, tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Jais badysi aramėjus, kol jie bus pribaigti. ’"
2Ch 18:10 And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah had made him horns of iron, and said, Thus saith the LORD, With these thou shalt push Syria until they be consumed.

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