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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 13:20 Jis vėl tarė: "Su kuo man palyginti Dievo karalystę?
Lu 13:20 And again he said, Whereunto shall I liken the kingdom of God?
Pat 11:2 Puikybę lydi gėda, o pas kukliuosius ateina išmintis.
Pr 11:2 When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.
Mal 1:7 Atnašaudami suterštą maistą ant mano aukuro! Klausiate: ‘Kaip mes jį suteršėme? ’Manydami, kad Viešpaties stalą galima niekinti!
Mal 1:7 Ye offer polluted bread upon mine altar; and ye say, Wherein have we polluted thee? In that ye say, The table of the LORD is contemptible.
Ts 9:16 Taigi ar garbingai ir ištikimai elgėtės, padarydami Abimelechą karaliumi? Argi deramai pasielgėte su Jerubaalu ir jo namais? Argi atsilyginote jam pagal nuopelnus?
Judg 9:16 Now therefore, if ye have done truly and sincerely, in that ye have made Abimelech king, and if ye have dealt well with Jerubbaal and his house, and have done unto him according to the deserving of his hands;
Pr 41:21 Bet ir kai buvo jas suėdusios, niekas nebūtų galėjęs pasakyti, kad jos buvo tai padariusios, nes atrodė lygiai taip prastai kaip pirma. Tada aš nubudau.
Ge 41:21 And when they had eaten them up, it could not be known that they had eaten them; but they were still ill favoured, as at the beginning. So I awoke.
Pr 2:3 Dievas palaimino septintąją dieną ir padarė ją šventą, nes tą dieną jis ilsėjosi po visų kūrimo darbų.
Ge 2:3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
2Krn 34:25 už tai, kad jie paliko mane ir degino smilkalus kitiems dievams, pykdydami mane visais savo rankų darbais; degu pykčiu ant šios vietos, ir jis nebus užgesintas. ’
2Ch 34:25 Because they have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods, that they might provoke me to anger with all the works of their hands; therefore my wrath shall be poured out upon this place, and shall not be quenched.
Ez 24:14 Aš, Viešpats, pasakiau: ateina metas, ir aš įvykdysiu! Nesusilaikysiu, nepagailėsiu, nesuminkštėsiu! Būsi teisiamas pagal savo kelią ir darbus", ­ tai Viešpaties DIEVO žodis.
Eze 24:14 I the LORD have spoken it: it shall come to pass, and I will do it; I will not go back, neither will I spare, neither will I repent; according to thy ways, and according to thy doings, shall they judge thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Mt 20:23 Tuomet jis tarė: "Mano taurę, tiesa, jūs gersite, bet sėdėti mano dešinėje ar kairėje ­ ne mano reikalas jums duoti; tai bus tiems, kuriems mano Tėvo paskirta. "
Mat 20:23 And he saith unto them, Ye shall drink indeed of my cup, and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with: but to sit on my right hand, and on my left, is not mine to give, but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared of my Father.
1Sam 3:3 Viešpaties žibintas dar nebuvo užgesęs, o Samuelis miegojo Viešpaties šventykloje, kur buvo Dievo Skrynia.
1Sa 3:3 And ere the lamp of God went out in the temple of the LORD, where the ark of God was, and Samuel was laid down to sleep;
1Kor 10:11 Visa tai jiems atsitiko kaip pavyzdys, ir buvo užrašyta įspėti mums, kurie gyvename amžių pabaigoje.
1C 10:11 Now all these things happened unto them for ensamples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come.
Lk 8:6 Kiti nukrito ant uolų, ir jų daigai sudžiūvo, nes trūko drėgmės.
Lu 8:6 And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.
Ez 22:13 Štai trenksiu savo kumščiu dėl tavo neteisėtai įgytos naudos ir pas tave pralieto kraujo.
Eze 22:13 Behold, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee.
Įst 25:9 jo brolio žmona prieis prie jo seniūnų akivaizdoje, numaus jam nuo kojos sandalą ir, spjovusi jam į veidą, tars: ‘Šitaip elgiamasi su vyru, kuris nestato savo broliui namų. ’
De 25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot, and spit in his face, and shall answer and say, So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house.
1Krn 26:22 Jehielio sūnūs Zetamas ir jo brolis Joelis tvarkė Viešpaties Namų iždus.
1Ch 26:22 The sons of Jehieli; Zetham, and Joel his brother, which were over the treasures of the house of the LORD.
Ez 5:5 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tai Jeruzalė! Buvau davęs jai vietą tautų šerdyje su aplinkinėmis šalimis.
Eze 5:5 Thus saith the Lord GOD; This is Jerusalem: I have set it in the midst of the nations and countries that are round about her.
Ps 148:8 ugnie ir ledų kruša, sniege ir šalna, audros vėjau, vykdantis jo žodį,
Ps 148:8 Fire, and hail; snow, and vapours; stormy wind fulfilling his word:
2Kar 16:13 atnašavo deginamąją auką bei javų atnašą, išliejo liejamąją auką ir pašlakstė aukurą bendravimo atnašų krauju.
2Ki 16:13 And he burnt his burnt offering and his meat offering, and poured his drink offering, and sprinkled the blood of his peace offerings, upon the altar.
Jer 4:29 Raitelių ir šaulių šauksmus išgirdę, išbėgioja visų miestų gyventojai. Jie šliaužia į urvus, slepiasi miškų tankmėse, kopia ant uolų: visi miestai ištuštėję, niekas ten nebegyvena.
Jer 4:29 The whole city shall flee for the noise of the horsemen and bowmen; they shall go into thickets, and climb up upon the rocks: every city shall be forsaken, and not a man dwell therein.
2Kar 19:27 Ar ilsies tu, ateini ar išeini, ar esi įniršęs ant manęs ­viską žinau!
2Ki 19:27 But I know thy abode, and thy going out, and thy coming in, and thy rage against me.

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