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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kar 24:3 Tikrai visa tai ištiko Judą Viešpaties įsakymu ­ pašalinti juos iš jo akių už Manaso nuodėmes, už visa, ką jis buvo padaręs,
2Ki 24:3 Surely at the commandment of the LORD came this upon Judah, to remove them out of his sight, for the sins of Manasseh, according to all that he did;
Ps 33:12 Laiminga tauta, kurios Dievas yra Viešpats, tauta, kurią jis išsirinko paveldu.
Ps 33:12 Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD; and the people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.
Lk 13:19 Ji panaši į garstyčios grūdą, kurį ėmė žmogus ir pasėjo savo darže. Jis išaugo į medelį, ir padangių sparnuočiai susisuko lizdus jo šakose. "
Lu 13:19 It is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and cast into his garden; and it grew, and waxed a great tree; and the fowls of the air lodged in the branches of it.
Jer 15:11 Bet prisiekiu tau, Viešpatie, kad dėl jų labo tau tarnavau, užtariau tau priešą, pavojaus ir nelaimės ištiktą.
Jer 15:11 The LORD said, Verily it shall be well with thy remnant; verily I will cause the enemy to entreat thee well in the time of evil and in the time of affliction.
Ez 40:45 Jis man paaiškino: "Į pietų pusę atgręžtas kambarys yra kunigams, tarnaujantiems šventykloje,
Eze 40:45 And he said unto me, This chamber, whose prospect is toward the south, is for the priests, the keepers of the charge of the house.
Ps 106:21 Jie užmiršo Dievą, savo Gelbėtoją, padariusį didžių dalykų Egipte.
Ps 106:21 They forgat God their saviour, which had done great things in Egypt;
Mk 8:19 jog penkis kepalėlius aš sulaužiau penkiems tūkstančiams? ! O kiek pilnų pintinių likučių jūs pririnkote? " Jie atsakė: "Dvylika. " ­
Mar 8:19 When I brake the five loaves among five thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up? They say unto him, Twelve.
Jer 22:9 jiems bus atsakyta: ‘Todėl, kad jie atsimetė nuo Sandoros su Viešpačiu, savo Dievu, garbino kitus dievus ir jiems tarnavo. ’"
Jer 22:9 Then they shall answer, Because they have forsaken the covenant of the LORD their God, and worshipped other gods, and served them.
Ps 92:6 Bukas žmogus jų nežino, kvailys negali suprasti.
Ps 92:6 A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.
Pr 12:7 Viešpats pasirodė Abromui ir tarė: "Šį kraštą duosiu tavo palikuonims. " Ten Abromas pastatė jam pasirodžiusiam Viešpačiui aukurą.
Ge 12:7 And the LORD appeared unto Abram, and said, Unto thy seed will I give this land: and there builded he an altar unto the LORD, who appeared unto him.
1Sam 13:14 bet dabar tavo karaliavimas neišliks. Viešpats susiieškojo vyrą pagal savo širdį, Viešpats paskyrė jį būti savo tautos valdovu, nes tu nevykdei, ką Viešpats buvo tau įsakęs. "
1Sa 13:14 But now thy kingdom shall not continue: the LORD hath sought him a man after his own heart, and the LORD hath commanded him to be captain over his people, because thou hast not kept that which the LORD commanded thee.
Kun 27:27 Jei pirmagimis yra iš nešvariųjų gyvulių, jis turi būti išpirktas pagal įkainotą vertę, pridedant vieną penktadalį. O jei nėra išperkamas, jis bus parduotas už nustatytą kainą.
Le 27:27 And if it be of an unclean beast, then he shall redeem it according to thine estimation, and shall add a fifth part of it thereto: or if it be not redeemed, then it shall be sold according to thy estimation.
2Kar 10:19 Tad pašaukite pas mane visus Baalo pranašus, visus garbintojus ir visus kunigus. Tenetrūksta nė vieno, nes Baalui turiu atnašauti didelę auką. Kas neateis, neliks gyvas! " Bet Jehuvas elgėsi klastingai, norėdamas sunaikinti Baalo garbintojus.
2Ki 10:19 Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice to do to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did it in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal.
Apd 6:1 Tomis dienomis, mokinių daugėjant, tarp graikiškai kalbančiųjų kilo nepasitenkinimas vietiniais hebrajais, esą kasdieniame aprūpinime būdavo aplenkiamos jų našlės.
Ac 6:1 And in those days, when the number of the disciples was multiplied, there arose a murmuring of the Grecians against the Hebrews, because their widows were neglected in the daily ministration.
Apd 28:8 Tuo metu Publijaus tėvas buvo susirgęs karštine ir viduriavimu. Paulius užėjo pas jį, pasimeldė, uždėjo ant jo rankas ir išgydė.
Ac 28:8 And it came to pass, that the father of Publius lay sick of a fever and of a bloody flux: to whom Paul entered in, and prayed, and laid his hands on him, and healed him.
Ps 20:8 Anie suklups ir kris, o mes pakylame ir stovime.
Ps 20:8 They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand upright.
Apd 6:9 Tuomet pakilo kai kurie iš vadinamosios libertinų sinagogos, iš kirėniečių, aleksandriečių ir iš Kilikijos bei Azijos ir mėgino ginčytis su Steponu.
Ac 6:9 Then there arose certain of the synagogue, which is called the synagogue of the Libertines, and Cyrenians, and Alexandrians, and of them of Cilicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen.
Ps 2:7 Aš paskelbsiu Viešpaties įsaką. Viešpats tarė man: "Tu mano sūnus, šiandien tave pagimdžiau.
Ps 2:7 I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.
Neh 12:23 o levitų kilčių galvos įrašyti į metraščius iki Eljašibo sūnaus Johanano dienų.
Ne 12:23 The sons of Levi, the chief of the fathers, were written in the book of the chronicles, even until the days of Johanan the son of Eliashib.
Jer 41:14 Visi žmonės, kuriuos Izmaelis buvo paėmęs į nelaisvę Micpoje, perėjo pas Kareacho sūnų Johananą.
Jer 41:14 So all the people that Ishmael had carried away captive from Mizpah cast about and returned, and went unto Johanan the son of Kareah.

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