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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 1:61 Kiti jai sakė: "Bet niekas tavo giminėje neturi šito vardo. "
Lu 1:61 And they said unto her, There is none of thy kindred that is called by this name.
Neh 12:6 Šemaja, Jehojaribas, Jedaja,
Ne 12:6 Shemaiah, and Joiarib, Jedaiah,
Ps 44:22 Juk dėl tavęs mes esame nuolat žudomi, su mumis elgiamasikaip su pjovimui skirtomis avimis.
Ps 44:22 Yea, for thy sake are we killed all the day long; we are counted as sheep for the slaughter.
2Sam 10:19 Pamatę, kad Izraelis nugalėjo, Hadadezerui pavaldūs karaliai sudarė taiką su Izraeliu ir tapo jam pavaldūs. O aramėjai bijojo toliau padėti amonitams.
2Sa 10:19 And when all the kings that were servants to Hadarezer saw that they were smitten before Israel, they made peace with Israel, and served them. So the Syrians feared to help the children of Ammon any more.
1Sam 17:32 Dovydas tarė Sauliui: "Tenenustoja nė vienas dėl jo drąsos! Tavo tarnas eis ir kovos su tuo filistinu. "
1Sa 17:32 And David said to Saul, Let no man's heart fail because of him; thy servant will go and fight with this Philistine.
Apr 12:10 Aš girdėjau danguje galingą balsą, sakantį: "Dabar atėjo mūsų Dievo išganymas, galybė, karalystė ir jo Kristaus valdžia, nes išmestas mūsų brolių kaltintojas, skundęs juos mūsų Dievui dieną ir naktį.
Re 12:10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.
Zch 13:3 O jei kas nors vėl imtų pranašauti, jo tėvas ir motina, jo gimdytojai, tars jam: ‘Tu neliksi gyvas, nes kalbi melą Viešpaties vardu! ’ Tėvas ir motina, jo gimdytojai, pe´rvers jį, kai jis pranašaus.
Zec 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
Pr 24:64 Ir Rebeka pakėlė akis ir pamatė Izaoką. Skubiai nulipusi nuo kupranugario,
Ge 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Dan 6:28 Taigi Danieliui sekėsi valdant Darijui, kaip ir persui Kyrui.
Da 6:28 So this Daniel prospered in the reign of Darius, and in the reign of Cyrus the Persian.
Job 36:12 Bet jei nepaklauso, žūva nuo kalavijoir miršta nieko nesuvokę.
Job 36:12 But if they obey not, they shall perish by the sword, and they shall die without knowledge.
Jer 51:51 Mes sugėdinti, nes patyrėme pajuoką. Veidai mums kaista iš gėdos, nes svetimieji įėjoį mū-sų Viešpaties Namų Šventyklą.
Jer 51:51 We are confounded, because we have heard reproach: shame hath covered our faces: for strangers are come into the sanctuaries of the LORD's house.
Mk 11:16 ir neleido nešti rakandų per šventyklą.
Mar 11:16 And would not suffer that any man should carry any vessel through the temple.
Pr 4:19 Lamechas vedė dvi žmonas. Vienos vardas buvo Ada, o kitos ­ Cila.
Ge 4:19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
Rom 1:32 Nors žino Dievo sprendimą, jog visa tai darantys verti mirties, jie ne tik patys taip daro, bet ir palaiko taip darančius.
Ro 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Lk 21:37 Taip Jėzus dienomis mokydavo šventykloje, o naktis praleisdavo vadinamajame Alyvų kalne.
Lu 21:37 And in the day time he was teaching in the temple; and at night he went out, and abode in the mount that is called the mount of Olives.
Jer 33:17 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Dovydui niekada nepritrūks įpėdinio Izraelio namų soste,
Jer 33:17 For thus saith the LORD; David shall never want a man to sit upon the throne of the house of Israel;
2Sam 14:12 Tada moteris tarė: "Prašau leisti savo tarnaitei dar šį tą pasakyti mano viešpačiui karaliui. " "Kalbėk! " ­ tarė jis.
2Sa 14:12 Then the woman said, Let thine handmaid, I pray thee, speak one word unto my lord the king. And he said, Say on.
Ef 3:2 Jūs, be abejo, esate girdėję, kokia malonės tarnyba Dievo man suteikta jūsų labui:
Ep 3:2 If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:
Ezd 5:17 Tad dabar, jei karaliui patinka, tebūna atlikta paieška karaliaus saugyklose patikrinti, ar buvo išleistas karaliaus Kyro įsakas atstatyti šiuos Dievo Namus Jeruzalėje. Teduoda žinią mums karalius apie savo valią šiuo reikalu. "
Ezr 5:17 Now therefore, if it seem good to the king, let there be search made in the king's treasure house, which is there at Babylon, whether it be so, that a decree was made of Cyrus the king to build this house of God at Jerusalem, and let the king send his pleasure to us concerning this matter.
Ag 2:23 Tą dieną, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis, ­ paimsiu tave, Zerubabeli, mano tarne, Šaltielio sūnau, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ ir padarysiu tave savo antspaudo žiedu, nes aš tave išsirinkau’", ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis.
Hag 2:23 In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, will I take thee, O Zerubbabel, my servant, the son of Shealtiel, saith the LORD, and will make thee as a signet: for I have chosen thee, saith the LORD of hosts.

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