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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 27:30 Spjaudydami į jį, stvėrė iš jo nendrę ir čaižė per galvą.
Mat 27:30 And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head.
1Krn 1:30 Mišma, Dūma, Masa, Hadadas, Tema,
1Ch 1:30 Mishma, and Dumah, Massa, Hadad, and Tema,
Oz 13:13 Gimdyvę apima skausmai, bet jis ­ neišmintingas sūnus, nes laiku nenori eiti ten, kur veržiasi kūdikiai.
Ho 13:13 The sorrows of a travailing woman shall come upon him: he is an unwise son; for he should not stay long in the place of the breaking forth of children.
Sk 26:7 Tokios tat yra rubenų kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo keturiasdešimt trys tūkstančiai septyni šimtai trisdešimt.
Nu 26:7 These are the families of the Reubenites: and they that were numbered of them were forty and three thousand and seven hundred and thirty.
Mt 10:3 Pilypas ir Baltramiejus, Tomas ir muitininkas Matas, Alfiejaus sūnus Jokūbas ir Tadas,
Mat 10:3 Philip, and Bartholomew; Thomas, and Matthew the publican; James the son of Alphaeus, and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus;
Apd 9:30 Tai sužinoję, broliai jį nugabeno į Cezarėją ir iš ten išsiuntė į Tarsą.
Ac 9:30 Which when the brethren knew, they brought him down to Caesarea, and sent him forth to Tarsus.
1Krn 11:32 Hurajas iš Gaašo slėnių, Abielis Arabietis,
1Ch 11:32 Hurai of the brooks of Gaash, Abiel the Arbathite,
Iz 42:3 Nei palaužtos nendrės jis nelauš, nei blėstančio dagčio negesins. Jis neš tikrą teisingumą.
Isa 42:3 A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench: he shall bring forth judgment unto truth.
Apd 8:12 Bet, patikėję Pilypu, skelbiančiu Dievo karalystės gerąją naujieną ir Jėzaus Kristaus vardą, ėmė krikštytis vyrai ir moterys.
Ac 8:12 But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.
1Krn 6:38 sūnaus Iccharo, sūnaus Kehato, sūnaus Levio, sūnaus Izraelio.
1Ch 6:38 The son of Izhar, the son of Kohath, the son of Levi, the son of Israel.
2Sam 22:46 Svetimšaliai apstulbo iš baimėsir drebėdami bėgo iš savo tvirtovių.
2Sa 22:46 Strangers shall fade away, and they shall be afraid out of their close places.
2Krn 5:7 Kunigai atnešė Viešpaties Sandoros Skrynią į jos vietą vidinėje Namų šventykloje ­ į šventų šventąją, po kerubų sparnais.
2Ch 5:7 And the priests brought in the ark of the covenant of the LORD unto his place, to the oracle of the house, into the most holy place, even under the wings of the cherubims:
1Kor 14:2 Kas kalba kalbomis, ne žmonėms kalba, bet Dievui; juk niekas jo nesupranta, jis Dvasioje kalba slėpiningus dalykus.
1C 14:2 For he that speaketh in an unknown tongue speaketh not unto men, but unto God: for no man understandeth him; howbeit in the spirit he speaketh mysteries.
Ps 5:7 Bet per tavo didžią ištikimąją meilęaš įžengiu į tavo Namusir iš pagarbios baimės puolu kniūbsčias šventykloje, kur tu esi garbinamas.
Ps 5:7 But as for me, I will come into thy house in the multitude of thy mercy: and in thy fear will I worship toward thy holy temple.
Ez 12:13 Užmesiu ant jo savo tinklą, ir jis pateks į mano spąstus; atvesiu jį į Babiloną, chaldėjų kraštą, tačiau to krašto jis nematys ir ten mirs.
Eze 12:13 My net also will I spread upon him, and he shall be taken in my snare: and I will bring him to Babylon to the land of the Chaldeans; yet shall he not see it, though he shall die there.
Jer 29:10 Taip kalba Viešpats: ‘Tik pasibaigus septyniasdešimt Babilono metų, aplankysiu jus ir įvykdysiu savo malonės pažadą sugrąžinti jus į šią vietą.
Jer 29:10 For thus saith the LORD, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
2Krn 3:10 Šventų šventojoje jis padarė du drožtus kerubus ir paauksavo.
2Ch 3:10 And in the most holy house he made two cherubims of image work, and overlaid them with gold.
Iz 46:7 Dedasi jį ant pečių, nešiojasi visur; kai pastato jį vieton, jis stovi ten sustingęsir nepajuda iš vietos. Nors jie šaukiasi, jis negali atsilieptinei išgelbėti jų iš nelaimės.
Isa 46:7 They bear him upon the shoulder, they carry him, and set him in his place, and he standeth; from his place shall he not remove: yea, one shall cry unto him, yet can he not answer, nor save him out of his trouble.
Ez 16:50 Būdamos išdidžios, jos darė mano akyse bjaurius nusikaltimus, todėl ir pašalinau jas, kaip matei.
Eze 16:50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.
1Kar 22:12 Visi pranašai pranašavo panašiai ir sakė: "Žygiuok prieš Ramot Gileadą, ir tau seksis! Viešpats atiduos jį karaliui į rankas! "
1Ki 22:12 And all the prophets prophesied so, saying, Go up to Ramothgilead, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver it into the king's hand.

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