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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 149:7 kad įvykdytų atpildą tautomsir padarytų teismą gentims,
Ps 149:7 To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
Sk 15:2 "Kalbėk izraelitams ir sakyk: ‘Kai įžengsite į kraštą, kurį jums duodu gyventi,
Nu 15:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye be come into the land of your habitations, which I give unto you,
Pat 27:22 Nors ir grūstuvėje sutrintumei kvailįgrūstuvu drauge su grūdais, kvailumo iš jo neišvarysi.
Pr 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
1Kar 1:28 Karalius Dovydas atsakė: "Pašaukite pas mane Batšebą! " Jai atėjus karaliaus akivaizdon ir atsistojus prieš karalių,
1Ki 1:28 Then king David answered and said, Call me Bathsheba. And she came into the king's presence, and stood before the king.
Apd 24:17 Aš po daugelio metų atkeliavau savo tautai atiduoti pašalpų ir paaukoti atnašų.
Ac 24:17 Now after many years I came to bring alms to my nation, and offerings.
Ezd 2:5 Aracho palikuonių septyni šimtai septyniasdešimt penki,
Ezr 2:5 The children of Arah, seven hundred seventy and five.
Pr 31:5 ir pasakė joms: "Matau, kad jūsų tėvas nebesielgia su manimi taip palankiai, kaip anksčiau. Bet mano tėvo Dievas buvo su manimi.
Ge 31:5 And said unto them, I see your father's countenance, that it is not toward me as before; but the God of my father hath been with me.
Ts 12:12 Tada Elonas Zabulonas mirė ir buvo palaidotas Ajalone, Zabulono žemėje.
Judg 12:12 And Elon the Zebulonite died, and was buried in Aijalon in the country of Zebulun.
2Krn 17:19 Jie buvo karaliaus tarnyboje, neskaitant tų, kuriuos karalius buvo išdėstęs įtvirtintuose miestuose visame Jude.
2Ch 17:19 These waited on the king, beside those whom the king put in the fenced cities throughout all Judah.
1Sam 27:4 Kai Sauliui buvo pranešta, kad Dovydas pabėgo į Gatą, jis daugiau jo nebeieškojo.
1Sa 27:4 And it was told Saul that David was fled to Gath: and he sought no more again for him.
Sk 7:59 ir du jaučiai, penki avinai, penki ožiai bei penki mituliai avinėliai bendravimo aukai. Tokia buvo Pedacūro sūnaus Gamelielio atnaša.
Nu 7:59 And for a sacrifice of peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs of the first year: this was the offering of Gamaliel the son of Pedahzur.
Job 38:8 O kas uždarė jūrą už durų, kai ji prasiveržė iš gelmių,
Job 38:8 Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb?
Job 21:5 Pažvelkite į mane ir apstulbkite, užsiimkite rankomis burnas!
Job 21:5 Mark me, and be astonished, and lay your hand upon your mouth.
Iš 17:2 Žmonės barėsi ant Mozės ir sakė: "Duok mums vandens atsigerti! " Mozė atsakė jiems: "Ko mane barate? Kam gi mėginate Viešpatį? "
Ex 17:2 Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the LORD?
Ts 4:21 Bet Hebero žmona Jaelė pasiėmė palapinės kuolelį, pagriebusi į ranką plaktuką, tyliai prislinko prie jo ir įkalė kuolelį jam per smilkinį ligi pat aslos. O jis gulėjo įmigęs iš nuovargio. Taip jis ir numirė.
Judg 4:21 Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.
Iz 7:12 Ahazas atsakė: "Ne! Neprašysiu ir negundysiu Viešpaties! "
Isa 7:12 But Ahaz said, I will not ask, neither will I tempt the LORD.
Ps 129:5 Tepasitraukia sugėdinti visi, kas nekenčia Siono.
Ps 129:5 Let them all be confounded and turned back that hate Zion.
2Kar 2:11 Jiems einant toliau ir besikalbant, staiga juodu perskyrė ugnies vežimas ir ugningi žirgai. Elijas pakilo viesulu į dangų.
2Ki 2:11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
Mt 9:10 Kai jis Mato namuose sėdosi prie stalo, ten susirinko daug muitininkų bei nusidėjėlių, kurie susėdo šalia Jėzaus ir jo mokinių.
Mat 9:10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
Jn 21:20 Petras atsisukęs pamatė iš paskos einantį mokinį, kurį Jėzus mylėjo, kuris per vakarienę buvo prisiglaudęs prie Jėzaus krūtinės ir klausė: "Viešpatie, kas tave išduos? "
Jo 21:20 Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee?

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