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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 24:38 O jis paklausė: "Ko taip išsigandote, kodėl jūsų širdyse gimsta dvejonės?
Lu 24:38 And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts?
Ts 19:18 Tas jam atsakė: "Keliaujame iš Judo žemės Betliejaus į kitą Efraimo aukštumų galą. Aš ten gyvenu. Keliavau į Judo žemės Betliejų, o dabar esu pakeliui į namus. Nėra kas priimtų mane po savo stogu.
Judg 19:18 And he said unto him, We are passing from Bethlehemjudah toward the side of mount Ephraim; from thence am I: and I went to Bethlehemjudah, but I am now going to the house of the LORD; and there is no man that receiveth me to house.
Am 7:8 Viešpats mane paklausė: "Ką matai, Amosai? " Aš atsakiau: "Svambalą. " Tuomet Viešpats tarė: "Žiūrėk, dedu svambaląprie Izraelio, savo tautos; nebeatleisiu jam niekada daugiau.
Am 7:8 And the LORD said unto me, Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A plumbline. Then said the LORD, Behold, I will set a plumbline in the midst of my people Israel: I will not again pass by them any more:
Jn 6:45 Pranašų parašyta: Ir bus visi mokomi Dievo. Kas išgirdo iš Tėvo ir pasimokė, ateina pas mane.
Jo 6:45 It is written in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of God. Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father, cometh unto me.
Lk 3:9 Štai kirvis jau prie medžio šaknų, ir kiekvienas medis, kuris neduoda gerų vaisių, bus iškirstas ir įmestas į ugnį. "
Lu 3:9 And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: every tree therefore which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Kun 26:34 Kraštas, gulėdamas nuniokotas ir jums esant priešų šalyje, atgaus šabo poilsį. Tada žemė pailsės ir džiaugsis savo šabais.
Le 26:34 Then shall the land enjoy her sabbaths, as long as it lieth desolate, and ye be in your enemies' land; even then shall the land rest, and enjoy her sabbaths.
Apd 25:24 Festas prabilo: "Karaliau Agripa ir svečiai! Jūs matote žmogų, dėl kurio visa gausybė žydų kreipėsi į mane Jeruzalėje ir čia, šaukdami, kad jo negalima palikti gyvo.
Ac 25:24 And Festus said, King Agrippa, and all men which are here present with us, ye see this man, about whom all the multitude of the Jews have dealt with me, both at Jerusalem, and also here, crying that he ought not to live any longer.
Pr 22:16 ir tarė: "Prisiekiau pačiu savimi, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ kadangi tu tai padarei, neatsisakei atiduoti savo vienturčio sūnaus,
Ge 22:16 And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the LORD, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only son:
Ez 27:17 Judas ir Izraelio kraštas prekiavo su tavimi; į tavo prekes jie mainė kviečius iš Minito, soras, medų, aliejų ir balzamą.
Eze 27:17 Judah, and the land of Israel, they were thy merchants: they traded in thy market wheat of Minnith, and Pannag, and honey, and oil, and balm.
Ps 36:12 Antai nedorėliai guli kniūbsti; parblokšti jie nebegali atsikelti.
Ps 36:12 There are the workers of iniquity fallen: they are cast down, and shall not be able to rise.
Įst 33:28 Užtat Izraelis saugiai gyvena, rami Jokūbo buveinėgrūdų ir vyno krašte, po rasa lynojančiu dangumi.
De 33:28 Israel then shall dwell in safety alone: the fountain of Jacob shall be upon a land of corn and wine; also his heavens shall drop down dew.
Pr 28:13 Žiūri, Viešpats stovi prie jo ir sako: "Aš esu Viešpats, tavo senelio Abraomo ir Izaoko Dievas. Žemę, ant kurios guli, duosiu tau ir tavo palikuonims.
Ge 28:13 And, behold, the LORD stood above it, and said, I am the LORD God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac: the land whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed;
Iš 10:15 Jie taip apsėdo visą krašto paviršių, kad žemė pajuodo. Jie surijo visą laukų augaliją krašte bei visus medžių vaisius, išlikusius nuo ledų krušos. Visame Egipto krašte nebeliko nieko žaliuojančio ­ jokių medžių, jokių augalų laukuose.
Ex 10:15 For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.
Rom 12:5 taip ir mes daugelis esame vienas kūnas Kristuje, o pavieniui ­ vieni kitų nariai.
Ro 12:5 So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.
1Kar 12:16 Kai visas Izraelis pamatė, kad karalius nenori jų išklausyti, žmonės, karaliui atsakydami, tarė: "Kokia mums dalis Dovyde? Nėra paveldo Jesės sūnuje! Izraeli, į savo palapines! Dabar, Dovydai, rūpinkis savo namais! "Visas Izraelis nuėjo į savo palapines.
1Ki 12:16 So when all Israel saw that the king hearkened not unto them, the people answered the king, saying, What portion have we in David? neither have we inheritance in the son of Jesse: to your tents, O Israel: now see to thine own house, David. So Israel departed unto their tents.
Oz 11:6 Kalavijas siautėja jų miestuose, naikina jų vartų sijas, ryja juos dėl jų sąmokslų.
Ho 11:6 And the sword shall abide on his cities, and shall consume his branches, and devour them, because of their own counsels.
Mt 3:4 Pats Jonas vilkėjo kupranugario vilnų apdaru, o strėnas buvo susijuosęs odiniu diržu. Jo maistas buvo skėriai ir lauko medus.
Mat 3:4 And the same John had his raiment of camel's hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.
Mk 10:13 Žmonės jam nešdavo vaikučius, kad juos palytėtų, bet mokiniai jiems draudė.
Mar 10:13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them.
Mt 25:1 Tada dangaus karalystė bus panaši į dešimtį mergaičių, kurios, pasiėmusios žibintus, išėjo pasitikti jaunikio.
Mat 25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
Iš 39:28 turbaną iš plonos drobės, kepures iš plonos drobės, lininius apatinius drabužius iš plonos suktinių siūlų drobės
Ex 39:28 And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen,

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