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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Sam 11:4 Dovydas nusiuntė pasiuntinius ją atvesti. Ji atėjo pas jį, ir jis suėjo su ja; ji buvo ką tik apsivaliusi po savo mėnesinių. Tada ji sugrįžo namo.
2Sa 11:4 And David sent messengers, and took her; and she came in unto him, and he lay with her; for she was purified from her uncleanness: and she returned unto her house.
Job 32:13 Tad kaip galite sakyti: ‘Radome išmintį! ’? Dievas jam atsakys, o ne žmogus!
Job 32:13 Lest ye should say, We have found out wisdom: God thrusteth him down, not man.
Kun 2:3 O kas lieka nuo javų atnašos, bus Aaronui ir jo sūnums; tai švenčiausia dalis ugninių atnašų Viešpačiui.
Le 2:3 And the remnant of the meat offering shall be Aaron's and his sons': it is a thing most holy of the offerings of the LORD made by fire.
1Krn 4:35 Joelis, Asielio sūnaus Serajos sūnaus Jošibijos sūnus Jehuvas,
1Ch 4:35 And Joel, and Jehu the son of Josibiah, the son of Seraiah, the son of Asiel,
Pr 7:8 Iš švariųjų gyvulių ir gyvulių, kurie yra nešvarūs, paukščių ir visų žemės roplių
Ge 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth,
Sk 6:24 Viešpats telaimina ir tesaugo tave!
Nu 6:24 The LORD bless thee, and keep thee:
Iz 47:7 Sakei sau: "Amžinai viešpatausiu! "Neėmei šių dalykų į širdį, negalvojai, kuo tai galės baigtis.
Isa 47:7 And thou saidst, I shall be a lady for ever: so that thou didst not lay these things to thy heart, neither didst remember the latter end of it.
Mch 2:2 Jie užsigeidžia dirvų ir pasigrobia jas, užsimano namų ir atima juos; jie išguja savininką iš jo namųir žmones iš jų paveldo.
Mic 2:2 And they covet fields, and take them by violence; and houses, and take them away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage.
2Krn 7:18 aš padarysiu tavo karališką sostą tvirtą, kaip esu padaręs Sandorą su tavo tėvu Dovydu, tardamas: ‘Nestigs tau niekada palikuonio, valdančio Izraelį. ’
2Ch 7:18 Then will I stablish the throne of thy kingdom, according as I have covenanted with David thy father, saying, There shall not fail thee a man to be ruler in Israel.
Mt 21:12 Įėjęs į šventyklą, Jėzus išvarė visus parduodančius ir perkančius šventykloje, išvartė pinigų keitėjų stalus bei karvelių pardavėjų suolus
Mat 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
Ez 25:7 tikėk manimi, ištiesiu ranką prieš tave ir atiduosiu tave kaip grobį tautoms; išnaikinsiu tave tarp tautų, išdildysiu tave visuose kraštuose ir sunaikinsiu. Tuomet žinosi, kad aš esu Viešpats! ’"
Eze 25:7 Behold, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am the LORD.
Ez 3:13 plazdenimą gyvūnų sparnų, liečiančių vienas kitą, ir bildesį ratų šalia gyvūnų, didelį drebinantį dundesį.
Eze 3:13 I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.
Mt 21:34 ir iškeliavo į svetimą šalį. Atėjus vaisių metui, jis siuntė tarnus pas ūkininkus atsiimti savosios vaisių dalies.
Mat 21:34 And when the time of the fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the husbandmen, that they might receive the fruits of it.
Zch 13:4 Tą dieną pranašai visi iki vieno gėdysis savo turėtų regėjimų, kai pranašavo, ir nevilkės ašutinės pranašo skraistės, norėdami apgauti;
Zec 13:4 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough garment to deceive:
Jer 30:21 Jų vadas bus vienas iš jų pačių, jų valdovas kils iš jų tarpo. Jam leisiu artintis prie manęs laisvai, nes kas kitas būtų toks drąsus, kad išdrįstų artintis prie manęs? ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 30:21 And their nobles shall be of themselves, and their governor shall proceed from the midst of them; and I will cause him to draw near, and he shall approach unto me: for who is this that engaged his heart to approach unto me? saith the LORD.
Jn 11:37 O kiti sakė: "Argi tas, kuris atvėrė neregiui akis, negalėjo padaryti, kad šitas nemirtų? "
Jo 11:37 And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?
Job 15:8 Argi klauseisi Dievo taryboje? Nejau vien sau priskiri išmintį?
Job 15:8 Hast thou heard the secret of God? and dost thou restrain wisdom to thyself?
Ezd 4:2 kreipėsi į Zerubabelį ir kilčių galvas, sakydami: "Statykime su jumis, nes ir mes garbiname jūsų Dievą ir atnašavome jam aukas nuo čia mus atkėlusio Asirijos karaliaus Asarhadono dienų. "
Ezr 4:2 Then they came to Zerubbabel, and to the chief of the fathers, and said unto them, Let us build with you: for we seek your God, as ye do; and we do sacrifice unto him since the days of Esarhaddon king of Assur, which brought us up hither.
2Sam 15:3 Abšalomas sakydavo: "Štai tavo ieškiniai geri ir tikri, bet nėra nė vieno, kas karaliaus vardu tave išklausytų. "
2Sa 15:3 And Absalom said unto him, See, thy matters are good and right; but there is no man deputed of the king to hear thee.
Dan 2:3 karalius tarė: "Sapnavau tokį sapną, jog mano dvasia liko sukrėsta noro jį suprasti. "
Da 2:3 And the king said unto them, I have dreamed a dream, and my spirit was troubled to know the dream.

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