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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Mt 26:51 Ir štai vienas Jėzaus palydovų ištiesė ranką, išsitraukė kalaviją, puolė vyriausiojo kunigo tarną ir nukirto jam ausį.
Mat 26:51 And, behold, one of them which were with Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword, and struck a servant of the high priest's, and smote off his ear.
Ez 20:46 "Žmogau, pasisuk veidu į pietus, skelbk pietų šaliai ir pranašauk miškų kraštui Negebe.
Eze 20:46 Son of man, set thy face toward the south, and drop thy word toward the south, and prophesy against the forest of the south field;
Mt 2:15 Ten jis prabuvo iki Erodo mirties, kad išsipildytų Viešpaties žodžiai, pasakyti per pranašą: Iš Egipto pašaukiau savo Sūnų.
Mat 2:15 And was there until the death of Herod: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Out of Egypt have I called my son.
2Krn 28:27 Ahazas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas mieste ­ Jeruzalėje, bet į Izraelio karalių kapus nebuvo nuneštas. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Ezekijas.
2Ch 28:27 And Ahaz slept with his fathers, and they buried him in the city, even in Jerusalem: but they brought him not into the sepulchres of the kings of Israel: and Hezekiah his son reigned in his stead.
Ps 74:2 Atmink savo seniai įgytą bendriją, giminę, kurią atpirkai sau kaip paveldą, Siono kalną, kuriame apsigyvenai.
Ps 74:2 Remember thy congregation, which thou hast purchased of old; the rod of thine inheritance, which thou hast redeemed; this mount Zion, wherein thou hast dwelt.
Iš 23:27 Pasiųsiu savo baimę pirma tavęs, sugluminsiu visas tautas, su kuriomis susidursi, ir priversiu tavo priešus nuo tavęs bėgti.
Ex 23:27 I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.
Pr 43:20 "Jums leidus, mūsų viešpatie, ­ kalbėjo jie, ­ mes jau pirma buvome atėję čia maisto pirkti.
Ge 43:20 And said, O sir, we came indeed down at the first time to buy food:
1Sam 16:23 Kai tik pikta dvasia iš Dievo apimdavo Saulių, Dovydas imdavo į rankas lyrą ir grodavo. Sauliui būdavo lengviau, ir jis imdavo geriau jaustis, o piktoji dvasia nuo jo atsitraukdavo.
1Sa 16:23 And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.
Mt 24:39 kai užėjo tvanas ir visus nusinešė, taip bus ir tada, kai ateis Žmogaus Sūnus.
Mat 24:39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Iz 47:6 Buvau įpykęs ant savo tautos, savo paveldą buvau išniekinęs, tau į rankas buvau jį atidavęs. O tu jam neparodei pagailosir krovei ant senelių labai sunkų jungą.
Isa 47:6 I was wroth with my people, I have polluted mine inheritance, and given them into thine hand: thou didst shew them no mercy; upon the ancient hast thou very heavily laid thy yoke.
Joz 21:24 Ajalonas su ganyklomis ir Gat Rimonas su ganyklomis, keturi miestai.
Jos 21:24 Aijalon with her suburbs, Gathrimmon with her suburbs; four cities.
Mk 3:32 Aplink jį sėdėjo minia, kai jam buvo pranešta: "Štai tavo motina ir broliai bei seserys lauke stovi ir ieško tavęs. "
Mar 3:32 And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.
Pr 38:22 Tad jis sugrįžo pas Judą ir pranešė: "Neradau jos. Be to, vietos žmonės sako, kad ten niekada tokios nebuvo. "
Ge 38:22 And he returned to Judah, and said, I cannot find her; and also the men of the place said, that there was no harlot in this place.
Est 6:10 Tada karalius tarė Hamanui: "Paskubėk! Paimk apdarą ir žirgą, kaip esi pasiūlęs, ir padaryk tai Mordechajui Žydui, kuris sėdi prie Karaliaus vartų. Nepraleisk nieko iš to, ką pasiūlei! "
Es 6:10 Then the king said to Haman, Make haste, and take the apparel and the horse, as thou hast said, and do even so to Mordecai the Jew, that sitteth at the king's gate: let nothing fail of all that thou hast spoken.
2Krn 14:6 Kraštui turint ramybę, jis atstatė įtvirtintus miestus Jude. Tais metais niekas su juo nekariavo, nes Viešpats buvo jam suteikęs ramybę.
2Ch 14:6 And he built fenced cities in Judah: for the land had rest, and he had no war in those years; because the LORD had given him rest.
Ps 9:5 ג Tu grūmoji pagonims ir sunaikini nedorėlius, jų vardą ištrini amžiams.
Ps 9:5 Thou hast rebuked the heathen, thou hast destroyed the wicked, thou hast put out their name for ever and ever.
1Krn 13:10 Viešpats užpyko ant Uzos ir ištiko jį mirtimi, nes jis padėjo ranką ant Skrynios. Ten Dievo akivaizdoje jis mirė.
1Ch 13:10 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him, because he put his hand to the ark: and there he died before God.
Mt 9:26 Garsas apie tai pasklido po visą aną kraštą.
Mat 9:26 And the fame hereof went abroad into all that land.
Mt 8:5 Sugrįžus į Kafarnaumą, prisiartino prie Jėzaus šimtininkas, maldaudamas:
Mat 8:5 And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him,
Apd 27:10 Paulius juos įspėjo: "Vyrai, aš numatau, jog šis plaukimas bus grėsmingas ir pražūtingas ne tik kroviniams bei laivui, bet ir mūsų gyvybėms. "
Ac 27:10 And said unto them, Sirs, I perceive that this voyage will be with hurt and much damage, not only of the lading and ship, but also of our lives.

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