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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 8:12 Pakelėje ­ tai tie, kurie klausosi, paskui ateina velnias ir išrauna žodį iš jų širdies, kad jie netikėtų ir nebūtų išgelbėti.
Lu 8:12 Those by the way side are they that hear; then cometh the devil, and taketh away the word out of their hearts, lest they should believe and be saved.
Ps 119:89 ל Tavo žodis, Viešpatie, tveria amžinai, tvirtai stovi danguje.
Ps 119:89 For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
2Kar 12:11 Suskaičiavus pinigai būdavo paduodami į rankas darbų prižiūrėtojams, kurie buvo atsakingi už Viešpaties Namus. O šie savo ruožtu išmokėdavo dailidėms ir statytojams, dirbantiems Viešpaties Namuose,
2Ki 12:11 And they gave the money, being told, into the hands of them that did the work, that had the oversight of the house of the LORD: and they laid it out to the carpenters and builders, that wrought upon the house of the LORD,
2Kar 25:5 Bet chaldėjų pajėgos vijosi karalių ir pasivijo jį Jericho lygumose. Visa jo kariuomenė, pabėgusi nuo jo, išsisklaidė.
2Ki 25:5 And the army of the Chaldees pursued after the king, and overtook him in the plains of Jericho: and all his army were scattered from him.
Mt 3:13 Tuomet Jėzus iš Galilėjos atėjo prie Jordano pas Joną krikštytis.
Mat 3:13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.
Iš 7:23 Faraonas apsisuko ir nuėjo į savo rūmus; net to jis nepaėmė į širdį.
Ex 7:23 And Pharaoh turned and went into his house, neither did he set his heart to this also.
Įst 24:12 O jei tas žmogus nuskurdęs, nemiegosi su jo apdaru, duotu tau užstatu.
De 24:12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:
Jer 34:18 Su vyrais, sulaužiusiais mano Sandorą ir nesilaikiusiais mano akivaizdoje sudarytos sutarties įpareigojimų, pasielgsiu kaip su veršiu, kurį jie perskrodė pusiau ir praėjo tarp abiejų pusių .
Jer 34:18 And I will give the men that have transgressed my covenant, which have not performed the words of the covenant which they had made before me, when they cut the calf in twain, and passed between the parts thereof,
Jer 28:11 ir visų žmonių akivaizdoje pareiškė: "Taip kalba Viešpats: ‘Taip sulaužysiu slegiantį visų tautų sprandus Babilono karaliaus Nebukadnecaro jungą per dvejus metus. ’" Pranašas Jeremijas nuėjo savo keliu.
Jer 28:11 And Hananiah spake in the presence of all the people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Even so will I break the yoke of Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon from the neck of all nations within the space of two full years. And the prophet Jeremiah went his way.
Job 21:9 Jų namai saugūs, be baimės; Dievo rykštė jų neištinka.
Job 21:9 Their houses are safe from fear, neither is the rod of God upon them.
Iz 54:3 Tu plėsiesi į dešinę ir į kairę, tavo palikuonys užvaldys tautasir įsikurs apleistuose miestuose.
Isa 54:3 For thou shalt break forth on the right hand and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit the Gentiles, and make the desolate cities to be inhabited.
Lk 17:20 Fariziejų paklaustas, kada ateis Dievo karalystė, Jėzus paaiškino: "Dievo karalystė ateina nepastebimai.
Lu 17:20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
Ez 28:12 "Žmogau, raudok dėl Tyro karaliaus ir sakyk jam: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tu buvai tobulumo antspaudas, kupinas išmintiesir tobulo grožio.
Eze 28:12 Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
Joz 24:5 Tada siunčiau Mozę ir Aaroną, varginau Egiptą nuostabiais ženklais, kuriuos padariau, ir po to jus išvedžiau.
Jos 24:5 I sent Moses also and Aaron, and I plagued Egypt, according to that which I did among them: and afterward I brought you out.
Dan 8:23 Jų valdymo pabaigoje, kai nusidėjėliai bus pripildę savo nedorybės saiką, iškils įžūlus karalius, gudrus ir suktas.
Da 8:23 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.
Mk 9:44 kur kirminas nemiršta ir ugnis negęsta.
Mar 9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Ez 33:27 Šitaip jiems kalbėsi: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Kaip aš gyvas, esantieji griuvėsiuose žus nuo kalavijo, esančius atvirame lauke atiduosiu žvėrims suryti, o esantieji tvirtovėse ir olose mirs maru.
Eze 33:27 Say thou thus unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; As I live, surely they that are in the wastes shall fall by the sword, and him that is in the open field will I give to the beasts to be devoured, and they that be in the forts and in the caves shall die of the pestilence.
Jer 10:23 Aš žinau, Viešpatie, kad ne žmogus sau kelią lemia. Žmogus negali nei pasirinkti gyvenimo kelio, nei savo žingsnius gyvenime pakreipti.
Jer 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.
2Kor 8:18 Kartu su juo siunčiame brolį, pagarsėjusį Evangelijos skelbimu visose Bažnyčiose.
2C 8:18 And we have sent with him the brother, whose praise is in the gospel throughout all the churches;
Ps 44:16 nuo dergiančių užgauliotojo žodžių, nuo kerštingų priešo žvilgsnių.
Ps 44:16 For the voice of him that reproacheth and blasphemeth; by reason of the enemy and avenger.

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