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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Apd 19:41 Tai pasakęs, jis paleido susirinkimą.
Ac 19:41 And when he had thus spoken, he dismissed the assembly.
Apd 23:11 Kitą naktį Pauliui pasirodė Viešpats ir tarė: "Būk tvirtas! Kaip liudijai apie mane Jeruzalėje, taip reikės tau liudyti ir Romoje. "
Ac 23:11 And the night following the Lord stood by him, and said, Be of good cheer, Paul: for as thou hast testified of me in Jerusalem, so must thou bear witness also at Rome.
1Kor 11:13 Spręskite patys: argi tinka moteriai melsti Dievą neapsigobusiai?
1C 11:13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
Sk 4:49 Viešpaties įsakymu per Mozę buvo padarytas jų surašymas, ir kiekvienam nurodyta, kokį darbą turi atlikti ir kokią naštą gabenti. Taip jie buvo surašyti į sąrašą, kaip Viešpats įsakė Mozei.
Nu 4:49 According to the commandment of the LORD they were numbered by the hand of Moses, every one according to his service, and according to his burden: thus were they numbered of him, as the LORD commanded Moses.
Mt 28:10 Jėzus joms pasakė: "Nebijokite! Eikite ir pasakykite mano broliams, kad keliautų į Galilėją; ten jie mane pamatys. "
Mat 28:10 Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Galilee, and there shall they see me.
1Krn 7:37 Beceras, Hodas, Šama, Šilša, Itranas ir Beera.
1Ch 7:37 Bezer, and Hod, and Shamma, and Shilshah, and Ithran, and Beera.
Lk 3:30 sūnaus Simeono, sūnaus Judo, sūnaus Juozapo, sūnaus Jonamo, sūnaus Eliakimo,
Lu 3:30 Which was the son of Simeon, which was the son of Juda, which was the son of Joseph, which was the son of Jonan, which was the son of Eliakim,
Ez 11:3 sakydami: ‘Nėra reikalo dabar statyti namus. Šis miestas ­ katilas, o mes ­ mėsa! ’
Eze 11:3 Which say, It is not near; let us build houses: this city is the caldron, and we be the flesh.
Iš 17:12 Mozės rankos taip pailso, kad jiedu paėmė akmenį, padėjo prie Mozės, ir jis ant jo atsisėdo. Aaronas ir Hūras parėmė jo iškeltas rankas, vienas ­ iš vieno šono, kitas ­ iš kito. Taip jo rankos liko tvirtos iki pat saulėlydžio.
Ex 17:12 But Moses hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands, the one on the one side, and the other on the other side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the sun.
1Tim 1:19 išlaikytum tikėjimą ir gerą sąžinę. Jos atsižadėjus, kai kurių tikėjimo laivas sudužo.
1Ti 1:19 Holding faith, and a good conscience; which some having put away concerning faith have made shipwreck:
2Krn 23:9 Kunigas Jehojada išdalijo šimtininkams Dievo Namuose laikomas karaliaus Dovydo ietis, skydus ir priedangos skydus.
2Ch 23:9 Moreover Jehoiada the priest delivered to the captains of hundreds spears, and bucklers, and shields, that had been king David's, which were in the house of God.
Pr 1:15 tebūna jie šviesuliai dangaus skliaute žemei apšviesti! " Taip ir įvyko.
Ge 1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
Mk 1:4 Taip pasirodė dykumoje Jonas. Jis krikštijo ir skelbė atsivertimo krikštą nuodėmėms atleisti.
Mar 1:4 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins.
Ez 23:16 Vos juos pamačiusi, ji ėmė gašliai jų geisti ir siuntė pas juos į Chaldėją pasiuntinius.
Eze 23:16 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea.
Pat 15:32 Kas nepaiso perspėjimo, tas savęs nekenčia, o kas klauso sveiko pamokymo, tas įgyja supratimo.
Pr 15:32 He that refuseth instruction despiseth his own soul: but he that heareth reproof getteth understanding.
Ps 118:6 Su manimi Viešpats, ir aš nebijau; ką gali žmonės man padaryti?
Ps 118:6 The LORD is on my side; I will not fear: what can man do unto me?
2Krn 25:5 Sutelkęs Judą, Amacijas paskirstė visus Judo ir Benjamino vyrus pagal kiltis tūkstantininkams ir šimtininkams. Suskaičiavęs visus nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnius, jis rado, kad jų buvo trys šimtai tūkstančių rinktinių vyrų, tinkamų karinei tarnybai, pajėgių valdyti ietį ir skydą.
2Ch 25:5 Moreover Amaziah gathered Judah together, and made them captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, according to the houses of their fathers, throughout all Judah and Benjamin: and he numbered them from twenty years old and above, and found them three hundred thousand choice men, able to go forth to war, that could handle spear and shield.
Dan 7:3 Keturi galingi žvėrys, besiskiriantys vienas nuo kito, išniro iš Jūros.
Da 7:3 And four great beasts came up from the sea, diverse one from another.
2Krn 25:3 Vos įtvirtinęs savo karališką valdžią, jis nubaudė mirtimi dvariškius, nužudžiusius jo tėvą karalių.
2Ch 25:3 Now it came to pass, when the kingdom was established to him, that he slew his servants that had killed the king his father.
2Kar 23:4 Tada karalius įsakė vyriausiajam kunigui Hilkijui, jo pavaduotojams kunigams ir slenksčio sargams išnešti iš Viešpaties Namų visus reikmenis, padarytus Baalui, Ašerai ir visoms dangaus galybėms. Sudeginus juos už Jeruzalės sienų Kidrono atšlaitėse, paliepė jų pelenus nunešti į Betelį.
2Ki 23:4 And the king commanded Hilkiah the high priest, and the priests of the second order, and the keepers of the door, to bring forth out of the temple of the LORD all the vessels that were made for Baal, and for the grove, and for all the host of heaven: and he burned them without Jerusalem in the fields of Kidron, and carried the ashes of them unto Bethel.

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