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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 33:20 Bet, ­ tarė jis, ­ mano veido negali pamatyti, nes žmogus negali pamatyti mane ir likti gyvas. "
Ex 33:20 And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.
Pr 14:6 ir horus Seyro kalnuose iki pat El Parano dykumos pakraščio.
Ge 14:6 And the Horites in their mount Seir, unto Elparan, which is by the wilderness.
Apd 24:24 Po kelių dienų Feliksas atėjo su savo žmona Druzila, kuri buvo žydė. Jis liepė pakviesti Paulių ir išklausė jo pasakojimo apie Kristaus Jėzaus tikėjimą.
Ac 24:24 And after certain days, when Felix came with his wife Drusilla, which was a Jewess, he sent for Paul, and heard him concerning the faith in Christ.
2Krn 18:27 Michėjas tarė: "Jeigu ramybėje sugrįši, Viešpats per mane nekalbėjo! " Jis dar pridūrė: "Klausykitės, visos tautos! "
2Ch 18:27 And Micaiah said, If thou certainly return in peace, then hath not the LORD spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, all ye people.
Neh 3:16 Už jo Azbuko sūnus Nehemija, pusės Bet Cūro apylinkės valdytojas, atliko taisymo darbus nuo vietos priešais Dovydo kapus iki dirbtinio tvenkinio ir iki pat Karžygių namų.
Ne 3:16 After him repaired Nehemiah the son of Azbuk, the ruler of the half part of Bethzur, unto the place over against the sepulchres of David, and to the pool that was made, and unto the house of the mighty.
Įst 34:1 Tada Mozė užkopė iš Moabo lygumų į Nebojo kalną, Pisgos viršūnę, esančią priešais Jerichą, ir Viešpats parodė jam visą kraštą: Gileadą iki pat Dano,
De 34:1 And Moses went up from the plains of Moab unto the mountain of Nebo, to the top of Pisgah, that is over against Jericho. And the LORD shewed him all the land of Gilead, unto Dan,
1Sam 17:16 Tuo tarpu filistinas keturiasdešimt dienų, rytą ir vakarą, išeidavo į priekį.
1Sa 17:16 And the Philistine drew near morning and evening, and presented himself forty days.
Jn 12:15 Nebijok, Siono kalno dukterie: štai atvyksta tavo karalius, jis joja ant asilaičio!
Jo 12:15 Fear not, daughter of Sion: behold, thy King cometh, sitting on an ass's colt.
Apr 3:16 Bet kadangi esi drungnas ir nei karštas, nei šaltas, aš išspjausiu tave iš savo burnos.
Re 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Jn 8:26 Daugel turėčiau apie jus kalbėti ir smerkti, bet tiesakalbis yra mano Siuntėjas, ir aš skelbiu pasauliui, ką iš jo girdėjau. "
Jo 8:26 I have many things to say and to judge of you: but he that sent me is true; and I speak to the world those things which I have heard of him.
Jer 39:12 "Surask ir gerai jį prižiūrėk. Nedaryk jam nieko pikta, bet elkis su juo, kaip jis pageidaus. "
Jer 39:12 Take him, and look well to him, and do him no harm; but do unto him even as he shall say unto thee.
Mt 6:20 Verčiau kraukitės lobį danguje, kur nei kandys, nei rūdys neėda, kur vagys neįsilaužia ir nevagia,
Mat 6:20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
Įst 27:20 ‘Prakeiktas, kas sugula su savo tėvo žmona, nes jis nukelia savo tėvo antklodę! ’ O visi žmonės atsakys: ‘Amen! ’
De 27:20 Cursed be he that lieth with his father's wife; because he uncovereth his father's skirt. And all the people shall say, Amen.
Pr 11:10 Štai Semo palikuonys. Semas buvo šimtametis, kai po dvejų metų po tvano jam gimė Arpachšadas.
Ge 11:10 These are the generations of Shem: Shem was an hundred years old, and begat Arphaxad two years after the flood:
Mt 26:47 Jam dar kalbant, štai pasirodė Judas, vienas iš Dvylikos, o su juo didelis būrys, ginkluotas kalavijais ir vėzdais, atsiųstas aukštųjų kunigų ir tautos seniūnų.
Mat 26:47 And while he yet spake, lo, Judas, one of the twelve, came, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and elders of the people.
Ez 40:10 Kiekvienoje rytinių vartų pusėje buvo po tris sargines tokio pat dydžio ir su stulpais kiekvienoje pusėje tokio pat dydžio.
Eze 40:10 And the little chambers of the gate eastward were three on this side, and three on that side; they three were of one measure: and the posts had one measure on this side and on that side.
1Kor 15:49 Ir kaip nešiojome žemiškojo atvaizdą, taip nešiosime ir dangiškojo paveikslą.
1C 15:49 And as we have borne the image of the earthy, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly.
Mt 7:16 Jūs pažinsite juos iš vaisių. Argi kas gali pasiskinti vynuogių nuo erškėčių ar figų nuo usnių? !
Mat 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Job 24:21 Jie skriaudžia bevaikę moterįir nepadeda našlei.
Job 24:21 He evil entreateth the barren that beareth not: and doeth not good to the widow.
Ef 2:16 ir viename kūne kryžiumi abejus sutaikino su Dievu, pats savyje sugriaudamas priešiškumą.
Ep 2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:

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