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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Am 4:10 Nors pasiunčiau jums marąkaip Egiptui, išžudžiau kalaviju jūsų jaunus vyrus, leidau pagrobti jūsų žirgusir padvelkti jums į nosis jūsų stovyklų smarvei, jūs pas mane nesugrįžote, ­tai Viešpaties žodis.
Am 4:10 I have sent among you the pestilence after the manner of Egypt: your young men have I slain with the sword, and have taken away your horses; and I have made the stink of your camps to come up unto your nostrils: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.
Apd 22:25 Kai jau buvo pririštas diržais, jis kreipėsi į šalia stovintį šimtininką: "Ar jums valia plakti Romos pilietį, ir dar nenuteistą? "
Ac 22:25 And as they bound him with thongs, Paul said unto the centurion that stood by, Is it lawful for you to scourge a man that is a Roman, and uncondemned?
Jer 32:10 Sudarius pirkimo sutartį ir uždėjus antspaudą, pasišaukiau liudytojus ir atsvėriau sidabrą svarstyklėmis.
Jer 32:10 And I subscribed the evidence, and sealed it, and took witnesses, and weighed him the money in the balances.
Įst 27:25 ‘Prakeiktas, kas apsiima už kyšį pralieti nekaltą kraują! ’ O visi žmonės atsakys: ‘Amen! ’
De 27:25 Cursed be he that taketh reward to slay an innocent person. And all the people shall say, Amen.
Kun 4:23 arba jo padarytoji nuodėmė jam primenama, jis atves sveiką ožį kaip savo atnašą.
Le 4:23 Or if his sin, wherein he hath sinned, come to his knowledge; he shall bring his offering, a kid of the goats, a male without blemish:
Jer 25:13 Įvykdysiu tame krašte visa, kuo esu grūmojęs, visa, kas užrašyta šioje knygoje, ką pranašavo Jeremijas toms tautoms.
Jer 25:13 And I will bring upon that land all my words which I have pronounced against it, even all that is written in this book, which Jeremiah hath prophesied against all the nations.
Zch 9:9 Didžiai džiūgauk, Siono dukterie, garsiai krykštauk, dukterie Jeruzale! Štai pas tave ateina tavo Karalius, jis išaukštintas ir pergalingas, jis nuolankus ir joja ant asilo, ant asiliuko, asilės jauniklio.
Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.
Ps 90:5 Tu užbaigi žmonių gyvenimą miegu; jie lyg žolė, kuri auštant išdygsta,
Ps 90:5 Thou carriest them away as with a flood; they are as a sleep: in the morning they are like grass which groweth up.
Ez 31:5 Todėl išlakumu pralenkė visus lauko medžius; suvešėjo jo šakos, pailgėjo šakelėsnuo gausaus vandens pumpuruose.
Eze 31:5 Therefore his height was exalted above all the trees of the field, and his boughs were multiplied, and his branches became long because of the multitude of waters, when he shot forth.
Jer 23:27 Savo sapnais, kuriuos pasakoja vienas kitam, jie nori priversti mano tautą užmiršti mano vardą, kaip jų tėvai užmiršo mano vardą dėl Baalo.
Jer 23:27 Which think to cause my people to forget my name by their dreams which they tell every man to his neighbour, as their fathers have forgotten my name for Baal.
2Krn 12:11 Kai tik karalius eidavo į Viešpaties Namus, sargybiniai, nešini jais, eidavo kartu, o paskui sugrąžindavo į sargybos būstą.
2Ch 12:11 And when the king entered into the house of the LORD, the guard came and fetched them, and brought them again into the guard chamber.
Jer 50:17 Izraelis ­ išblaškyta kaimenė, vaikoma liūtų. Pirma jį rijo Asirijos karalius, galop Babilono karalius Nebukadnecaras graužė jo kaulus.
Jer 50:17 Israel is a scattered sheep; the lions have driven him away: first the king of Assyria hath devoured him; and last this Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon hath broken his bones.
Joz 22:13 Bet pirma izraelitai pasiuntė Eleazaro sūnų Finehasą pas Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmones bei pusės Manaso giminės žmones Gileado krašte,
Jos 22:13 And the children of Israel sent unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the half tribe of Manasseh, into the land of Gilead, Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest,
Apr 12:2 Ji buvo nėščia ir dejavo, kentėdama sąrėmius bei gimdymo sopulius.
Re 12:2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
Ts 1:24 Sutikę išeinantį iš miesto vyrą, žvalgai tarė jam: "Parodyk įėjimą į miestą, ir mes būsime tau maloningi. "
Judg 1:24 And the spies saw a man come forth out of the city, and they said unto him, Shew us, we pray thee, the entrance into the city, and we will shew thee mercy.
Ps 119:75 Žinau, Viešpatie, kad teisūs tavo sprendimaiir kad dėl to mane nubaudei, jog esi ištikimas.
Ps 119:75 I know, O LORD, that thy judgments are right, and that thou in faithfulness hast afflicted me.
Iš 15:16 Juos apėmė baimė ir siaubas; tavo rankos galybe jie nutilo kaip akmuo, kolei praėjo tavo tauta, Viešpatie, kolei praėjo tauta, kurią išpirkai.
Ex 15:16 Fear and dread shall fall upon them; by the greatness of thine arm they shall be as still as a stone; till thy people pass over, O LORD, till the people pass over, which thou hast purchased.
2Krn 24:19 Bet Jis siuntė tarp jų pranašus parvesti juos pas Viešpatį. Šie įspėdavo juos, bet jie nenorėjo klausyti.
2Ch 24:19 Yet he sent prophets to them, to bring them again unto the LORD; and they testified against them: but they would not give ear.
Ts 21:21 Kai tik pamatysite Šilojo merginas, ateinančias šokti ratelių, išlįskite iš vynuogynų. Tepasigauna kiekvienas jūsų sau žmoną iš Šilojo merginų ir teskuba į Benjamino žemę.
Judg 21:21 And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin.
Pr 15:7 Tuomet jis tarė jam: "Aš esu Viešpats, kuris išvedžiau tave iš chaldėjų Ūro, kad duočiau tau šį kraštą kaip paveldą. " ­
Ge 15:7 And he said unto him, I am the LORD that brought thee out of Ur of the Chaldees, to give thee this land to inherit it.

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