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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 11:7 Bet izraelitų nė šuo neurzgtelės nei ant žmogaus, nei ant gyvulio, kad žinotumėte, jog Viešpats daro skirtumą tarp Egipto ir Izraelio.
Ex 11:7 But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the LORD doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel.
Ps 119:148 Kiekvieną nakties sargybą mano akys sveikina, kai svarstau tavo žodį.
Ps 119:148 Mine eyes prevent the night watches, that I might meditate in thy word.
Ps 78:60 Jis paliko savo Padangtę Šilojyje ­ Namus, kuriuose buvo gyvenęs tarp žmonių.
Ps 78:60 So that he forsook the tabernacle of Shiloh, the tent which he placed among men;
Mt 16:7 O jie svarstė: "Tai todėl, kad nepasiėmėme duonos. "
Mat 16:7 And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have taken no bread.
Pat 14:11 Nedorėlių namai sunaikinami, o teisiųjų palapinė klesti.
Pr 14:11 The house of the wicked shall be overthrown: but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish.
Ps 58:4 Jų nuodai ­ kaip nuodai gyvačių, kaip kurčios, ausis užsikimšusios angies,
Ps 58:4 Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
Ezd 4:8 Raštinės viršininkas Rehumas ir raštininkas Šimšajas parašė apie Jeruzalę karaliui Artakserksui tokį laišką:
Ezr 4:8 Rehum the chancellor and Shimshai the scribe wrote a letter against Jerusalem to Artaxerxes the king in this sort:
Iz 9:13 O tauta negrįžo prie to, kuris ją mokėplakdamas, ir neieškojo Galybių Viešpaties.
Isa 9:13 For the people turneth not unto him that smiteth them, neither do they seek the LORD of hosts.
2Sam 19:7 Tad kelkis, išeik ir kalbėk savo tarnams į širdis! Prisiekiu Viešpačiu, jeigu neišeisi, nepasiliks nė vienas vyras pas tave nakčiai. O tai būtų tau didesnė nelaimė negu bet kokia kita nelaimė, ištikusi tave nuo jaunystės iki dabar. "
2Sa 19:7 Now therefore arise, go forth, and speak comfortably unto thy servants: for I swear by the LORD, if thou go not forth, there will not tarry one with thee this night: and that will be worse unto thee than all the evil that befell thee from thy youth until now.
1Kar 14:12 Tad leiskis į kelionę, grįžk į savo namus. Kai tik įkelsi koją į miestą, tavo vaikas mirs.
1Ki 14:12 Arise thou therefore, get thee to thine own house: and when thy feet enter into the city, the child shall die.
1Kor 15:26 Kaip paskutinis priešas bus sunaikinta mirtis.
1C 15:26 The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.
2Pt 1:14 Žinau, kad veikiai ateis mano padangtės nugriovimo metas, kaip ir mūsų Viešpats Jėzus Kristus yra man apreiškęs.
2P 1:14 Knowing that shortly I must put off this my tabernacle, even as our Lord Jesus Christ hath shewed me.
Ez 33:17 Tavo tautos žmonės sako: ‘Viešpaties kelias nėra teisingas! ’ Iš tikrųjų jūsų kelias nėra teisingas!
Eze 33:17 Yet the children of thy people say, The way of the Lord is not equal: but as for them, their way is not equal.
Iz 22:20 Tą dieną pasišauksiu savo tarną Eljakimą, Hilkijo sūnų,
Isa 22:20 And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will call my servant Eliakim the son of Hilkiah:
Iz 52:5 O dabar ką aš turiu daryti? ­Tai Viešpaties žodis. ­Mano tauta buvo pagrobta už nieką, o jų engėjai staugia iš džiaugsmo. ­Tai Viešpaties žodis. ­ Mano vardas užgauliojamas kasdien be paliovos.
Isa 52:5 Now therefore, what have I here, saith the LORD, that my people is taken away for nought? they that rule over them make them to howl, saith the LORD; and my name continually every day is blasphemed.
1Kor 15:32 Jei aš grynai kaip žmogus kovojau Efeze su laukiniais žvėrimis, tai kokia man iš to nauda? Jeigu mirusieji nebus prikelti, tai valgykime ir gerkime, nes rytoj mirsime.
1C 15:32 If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.
Apr 18:20 Džiūgauk dėl jo, dangau, ir jūs, šventieji, apaštalai bei pranašai, nes Dievas išsprendė jūsų skundąprieš šitą miestą! "
Re 18:20 Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.
1Kor 7:31 ir kurie užsiėmę pasaulio reikalais, tarsi neužsiėmę. Juk šio pasaulio pavidalas praeina.
1C 7:31 And they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away.
1Sam 20:30 Saulius įtūžo ant Jehonatano. "Esi suktos ir maištingos moters sūnus! ­ šaukė jis. ­ Argi aš nežinau, kad tu palaikai Jesės sūnaus pusę savo gėdai ir savo motinos nuogumo gėdai?
1Sa 20:30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?
2Kar 5:18 Bet Viešpats teatleidžia tavo tarnui šiuo atveju: kai mano valdovas įeina, remdamasis ant mano rankos, į Rimono šventyklą ten jo pagarbinti žemai nusilenkdamas, tada ir aš Rimono šventykloje turiu žemai nusilenkti. Teatleidžia Viešpats tavo tarnui šiuo atveju. "
2Ki 5:18 In this thing the LORD pardon thy servant, that when my master goeth into the house of Rimmon to worship there, and he leaneth on my hand, and I bow myself in the house of Rimmon: when I bow down myself in the house of Rimmon, the LORD pardon thy servant in this thing.

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