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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 11:23 Taigi Jozuė užėmė visą kraštą, kaip Viešpats buvo sakęs Mozei. Tada Jozuė atidavė jį Izraeliui kaip paveldą pagal jų giminių padalas. Karas krašto nebevargino.
Jos 11:23 So Joshua took the whole land, according to all that the LORD said unto Moses; and Joshua gave it for an inheritance unto Israel according to their divisions by their tribes. And the land rested from war.
Dan 3:15 Taigi dabar, jei esate pasirengę, išgirdę rago, trimito, lyros, citros, arfos, būgno ar bet kokio muzikos instrumento garsą, turite parpulti ir pagarbinti mano padarytą statulą. Bet jei nepagarbinsite, būsite tuojau pat įmesti į krosnį, plieskiančią ugnimi. Koks dievas gali išgelbėti jus iš mano rankų? "
Da 3:15 Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?
Pr 29:3 Tik kai būdavo ten suvarytos visos kaimenės, piemenys nurisdavo akmenį nuo šulinio angos, pagirdydavo avis ir vėl užrisdavo akmenį į vietą.
Ge 29:3 And thither were all the flocks gathered: and they rolled the stone from the well's mouth, and watered the sheep, and put the stone again upon the well's mouth in his place.
Ps 87:7 Ir visi, šokdami iškilmių šokį, giedos: "Tavyje mano šaknys. "
Ps 87:7 As well the singers as the players on instruments shall be there: all my springs are in thee.
Lk 20:16 Jis ateis ir išžudys tuos ūkininkus, o vynuogyną atiduos kitiems. "Klausytojai tarė: "Neduok, Dieve! "
Lu 20:16 He shall come and destroy these husbandmen, and shall give the vineyard to others. And when they heard it, they said, God forbid.
Rom 11:15 Juk jeigu jų atmetimas pasauliui reiškia sutaikinimą, tai ką gi reikštų jų priėmimas, jei ne gyvenimą prisikėlus iš numirusių?
Ro 11:15 For if the casting away of them be the reconciling of the world, what shall the receiving of them be, but life from the dead?
Jer 49:38 Elame pasistatysiu sostą, sunaikinsiu jų karalių ir didžiūnus, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 49:38 And I will set my throne in Elam, and will destroy from thence the king and the princes, saith the LORD.
Jer 29:30 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 29:30 Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying,
Iš 5:4 Bet Egipto karalius atsakė: "Moze ir Aaronai, kam gi judu atitraukiate žmones nuo darbų? Nešdinkitės prie savo lažo! "
Ex 5:4 And the king of Egypt said unto them, Wherefore do ye, Moses and Aaron, let the people from their works? get you unto your burdens.
Jer 30:8 Tą dieną, ­ tai Galybių Viešpaties žodis, ­ sulaužysiu jų kaklo jungą ir sutraukysiu jų pančius. Svetimieji daugiau jų nebepavergs.
Jer 30:8 For it shall come to pass in that day, saith the LORD of hosts, that I will break his yoke from off thy neck, and will burst thy bonds, and strangers shall no more serve themselves of him:
1Kar 21:19 Sakysi jam: ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Užmušei ir dabar pasisavini! ’ Jam pasakysi: ‘Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Toje vietoje, kur šunys laižė Naboto kraują, laižys šunys ir tavo kraują. ’"
1Ki 21:19 And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, Hast thou killed, and also taken possession? And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, In the place where dogs licked the blood of Naboth shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine.
1Krn 21:29 Mat tuomet Viešpaties Padangtė, kurią Mozė buvo padaręs dykumoje, ir deginamosios aukos aukuras buvo Gibeono aukštumų alke.
1Ch 21:29 For the tabernacle of the LORD, which Moses made in the wilderness, and the altar of the burnt offering, were at that season in the high place at Gibeon.
Ps 141:7 Kaip ariant išvagojama žemė, taip mūsų kaulai išmėtomi prie Šeolo angos.
Ps 141:7 Our bones are scattered at the grave's mouth, as when one cutteth and cleaveth wood upon the earth.
Jn 10:40 Jėzus vėl pasitraukė į Užjordanę, kur anksčiau krikštijo Jonas, ir apsistojo tenai.
Jo 10:40 And went away again beyond Jordan into the place where John at first baptized; and there he abode.
1Krn 12:20 Jam žygiuojant į Ciklagą, pas jį perbėgo šie Manaso giminės vyrai: Adnachas, Jehozabadas, Jediaelis, Mykolas, Jehozabadas, Elihuvas ir Ciletajas ­ Manaso kilčių galvos.
1Ch 12:20 As he went to Ziklag, there fell to him of Manasseh, Adnah, and Jozabad, and Jediael, and Michael, and Jozabad, and Elihu, and Zilthai, captains of the thousands that were of Manasseh.
1Kar 15:24 Asa užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas su savo protėviais savo tėvo Dovydo mieste. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Juozapatas.
1Ki 15:24 And Asa slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Jehoshaphat his son reigned in his stead.
1Jn 3:13 Nesistebėkite, broliai, jei pasaulis jūsų nekenčia.
1J 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
Įst 4:21 Viešpats supyko ant manęs dėl jūsų ir prisiekė, kad aš nepereisiu per Jordaną ir neįžengsiu į tą puikųjį kraštą, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, duoda tau kaip paveldą.
De 4:21 Furthermore the LORD was angry with me for your sakes, and sware that I should not go over Jordan, and that I should not go in unto that good land, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance:
Kun 7:35 Tai bus kunigiškoji dalis iš Viešpačiui skirtų ugninių atnašų, duota Aaronui ir jo sūnums, kai jie buvo įvesdinti tarnauti Viešpačiui kaip kunigai.
Le 7:35 This is the portion of the anointing of Aaron, and of the anointing of his sons, out of the offerings of the LORD made by fire, in the day when he presented them to minister unto the LORD in the priest's office;
Jer 4:21 Kiek ilgai turėsiu regėti tą karo vėliavą, klausytis tų rago garsų?
Jer 4:21 How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?

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