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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Koh 1:6 Vėjas pučia į pietus, paskui sukasi šiaurės link. Vis sukasi ir sukasi vėjas, grįždamas į tą patį sukinį.
Ec 1:6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.
1Kor 15:31 Prisiekiu savo pasididžiavimu ­ jumis, broliai, mūsų Viešpatyje Kristuje Jėzuje, jog aš kasdien mirštu!
1C 15:31 I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our Lord, I die daily.
1Krn 2:49 Ji pagimdė ir Šaafą, Madmanos tėvą, bei Ševą, Machbenos ir Gibėjos tėvą. Achsa buvo Kalebo duktė.
1Ch 2:49 She bare also Shaaph the father of Madmannah, Sheva the father of Machbenah, and the father of Gibea: and the daughter of Caleb was Achsa.
Įst 4:44 Štai įstatymas, kurį Mozė pateikė izraelitams.
De 4:44 And this is the law which Moses set before the children of Israel:
Sk 27:11 O jei jo tėvas neturi brolių, atiduosite jo paveldą artimiausiam jo kilties giminaičiui, ir jis paveldės jį. Tai bus izraelitams įstatas ir įsakas, kaip Viešpats įsakė Mozei. ’"
Nu 27:11 And if his father have no brethren, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his kinsman that is next to him of his family, and he shall possess it: and it shall be unto the children of Israel a statute of judgment, as the LORD commanded Moses.
Jok 1:16 Nesiduokite suklaidinami, mano mylimi broliai!
Ja 1:16 Do not err, my beloved brethren.
Ps 33:3 Giedokite jam naują giesmę, grokite, kiek galite, džiugiai šūkaudami.
Ps 33:3 Sing unto him a new song; play skilfully with a loud noise.
Jn 1:51 Ir pridūrė: "Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: jūs matysite atsivėrusį dangų ir Dievo angelus, kylančius ir nusileidžiančius ant Žmogaus Sūnaus. "
Jo 1:51 And he saith unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Hereafter ye shall see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending upon the Son of man.
Kun 14:10 Aštuntą dieną jis turi paimti du sveikus ėriukus, vieną sveiką mitulę avį, o javų atnašai ­ tris dešimtadalius efos geriausių miltų ir vieną logą aliejaus.
Le 14:10 And on the eighth day he shall take two he lambs without blemish, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish, and three tenth deals of fine flour for a meat offering, mingled with oil, and one log of oil.
1Sam 26:22 Atsakydamas Dovydas tarė: "Štai ietis, o karaliau! Atsiųsk vaikiną jos paimti.
1Sa 26:22 And David answered and said, Behold the king's spear! and let one of the young men come over and fetch it.
Rom 8:29 O kuriuos jis iš anksto numatė, tuos iš anksto ir paskyrė tapti panašius į jo Sūnaus pavidalą, kad šis būtų pirmagimis tarp daugelio brolių.
Ro 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
1Sam 16:17 Saulius tarė savo dvariškiams: "Raskite man žmogų, mokantį gerai groti, ir atveskite pas mane! "
1Sa 16:17 And Saul said unto his servants, Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me.
1Kor 13:2 Ir jei turėčiau pranašystės dovanąir pažinčiau visus slėpinius ir visą mokslą, jei turėčiau visą tikėjimą, kad galėčiau net kalnus kilnoti, tačiau neturėčiau meilės, aš būčiau niekas.
1C 13:2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
Jn 12:11 nes daugybė žydų per jį atsitraukė nuo jų ir įtikėjo Jėzų.
Jo 12:11 Because that by reason of him many of the Jews went away, and believed on Jesus.
2Sam 13:2 Amnonas taip kankinosi, kad susirgo dėl savo sesers Tamaros, nes ji buvo mergelė, ir Amnonui atrodė neįmanoma ką nors jai padaryti.
2Sa 13:2 And Amnon was so vexed, that he fell sick for his sister Tamar; for she was a virgin; and Amnon thought it hard for him to do anything to her.
Ts 12:11 Po jo Izraelio teisėjas buvo Elonas Zabulonas. Jis teisė Izraelį dešimt metų.
Judg 12:11 And after him Elon, a Zebulonite, judged Israel; and he judged Israel ten years.
2Krn 4:6 Jis padarė dešimt praustuvų plovimui; penkis pastatė dešiniame šone ir penkis ­ kairiame. Juose buvo skalaujamos deginamosioms aukoms skirtos atnašų dalys, o jūra buvo skirta kunigams apsiplauti.
2Ch 4:6 He made also ten lavers, and put five on the right hand, and five on the left, to wash in them: such things as they offered for the burnt offering they washed in them; but the sea was for the priests to wash in.
2Krn 23:10 O visus vyrus išdėstė saugoti karalių, kiekvieną su parengtu ginklu rankoje, nuo Namų pietinio pakraščio iki šiaurinio, aplink aukurą ir Namus.
2Ch 23:10 And he set all the people, every man having his weapon in his hand, from the right side of the temple to the left side of the temple, along by the altar and the temple, by the king round about.
1Sam 1:7 Taip būdavo kasmet: kai tik ji nueidavo į Viešpaties Namus, ši taip iš jos tyčiodavosi, kad ji verkdavo ir nevalgydavo.
1Sa 1:7 And as he did so year by year, when she went up to the house of the LORD, so she provoked her; therefore she wept, and did not eat.
1Krn 25:9 Pirmas burtų metimas teko Asafo Juozapui, antras ­ Gedalijui, jam ir jo broliams bei sūnums, iš viso dvylikai,
1Ch 25:9 Now the first lot came forth for Asaph to Joseph: the second to Gedaliah, who with his brethren and sons were twelve:

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