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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 7:25 Bijodamas erškėčių ir usnių, nekelsi nė kojos ant kalvų atšlaičių, kurias kadaise išdirbdavai kauptuvu. Čia bus ganykla galvijamsir vieta avims trypti. "
Isa 7:25 And on all hills that shall be digged with the mattock, there shall not come thither the fear of briers and thorns: but it shall be for the sending forth of oxen, and for the treading of lesser cattle.
1Krn 26:21 Ladano sūnūs ­ Ladanui priklausantys geršonai, Ladano Geršono kilčių galvos ­ buvo jehielitai.
1Ch 26:21 As concerning the sons of Laadan; the sons of the Gershonite Laadan, chief fathers, even of Laadan the Gershonite, were Jehieli.
1Krn 1:39 Lotano palikuonys: Horis ir Homamas; Lotano sesuo buvo Timna.
1Ch 1:39 And the sons of Lotan; Hori, and Homam: and Timna was Lotan's sister.
Jer 15:14 Padarysiu tave vergu priešų krašte, kurio tu nepažįsti; mano pyktis užkūrė ugnį, kuri jus sudegins. "
Jer 15:14 And I will make thee to pass with thine enemies into a land which thou knowest not: for a fire is kindled in mine anger, which shall burn upon you.
Joz 15:15 Iš čia jis išžygiavo prieš Debyro gyventojus. Debyras seniau buvo vadinamas Kirjat Seferu.
Jos 15:15 And he went up thence to the inhabitants of Debir: and the name of Debir before was Kirjathsepher.
Ez 34:3 Jūs valgote riebalus, rengiatės vilna ir skerdžiate penimas avis, bet avių nemaitinate.
Eze 34:3 Ye eat the fat, and ye clothe you with the wool, ye kill them that are fed: but ye feed not the flock.
Jer 44:4 Nors aš primygtinai ir be perstojo siunčiau visus savo tarnus pranašus, prašydamas jūsų: ‘Ak, nedarykite to bjauraus dalyko, kurio aš nekenčiu! ’, ­
Jer 44:4 Howbeit I sent unto you all my servants the prophets, rising early and sending them, saying, Oh, do not this abominable thing that I hate.
Lk 23:14 pareiškė: "Jūs atvedėte man šį žmogų, kaltindami jį liaudies kurstymu. Bet aš, jį apklausęs jūsų akyse, neradau nė vienos jam primetamos kaltės;
Lu 23:14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him:
Ts 6:11 Viešpaties angelas atėjo ir atsisėdo po ąžuolu prie Ofros, priklausančios Jehoašui Abiezerui. Tuo metu jo sūnus Gideonas bloškė kviečius vyno spaudykloje, slėpdamasis nuo midjaniečių.
Judg 6:11 And there came an angel of the LORD, and sat under an oak which was in Ophrah, that pertained unto Joash the Abiezrite: and his son Gideon threshed wheat by the winepress, to hide it from the Midianites.
Pat 21:24 Išdidus, įžūlus žmogus, vadinamas pašaipūnu, elgiasi su akiplėšiška puikybe.
Pr 21:24 Proud and haughty scorner is his name, who dealeth in proud wrath.
1Kar 21:4 Ahabas parėjo namo prislėgtas ir niūrus dėl atsakymo, kurį jam buvo davęs Nabotas Jezreelietis: "Aš neatiduosiu, ką esu paveldėjęs iš savo tėvų. " Atsigulęs į savo lovą, nugręžė veidą į sieną ir nieko nevalgė.
1Ki 21:4 And Ahab came into his house heavy and displeased because of the word which Naboth the Jezreelite had spoken to him: for he had said, I will not give thee the inheritance of my fathers. And he laid him down upon his bed, and turned away his face, and would eat no bread.
Ps 119:51 Nors įžūlieji visados iš manęs šaiposi, nuo tavo Įstatymo nenusigręžiu.
Ps 119:51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.
Ts 2:9 ir buvo palaidotas savo paveldo žemėje prie Timnat Hereso, Efraimo aukštumose į šiaurę nuo Gaašo kalno.
Judg 2:9 And they buried him in the border of his inheritance in Timnathheres, in the mount of Ephraim, on the north side of the hill Gaash.
Iš 12:43 Viešpats tarė Mozei ir Aaronui: "Štai Paschos įstatai: nė vienas svetimtautis jo nevalgys.
Ex 12:43 And the LORD said unto Moses and Aaron, This is the ordinance of the passover: There shall no stranger eat thereof:
Lk 5:14 O Jėzus jam liepė niekam šito nepasakoti: "Tik nueik, pasirodyk kunigui ir atiduok auką už pagijimą, kaip Mozės įsakyta, jiems paliudyti. "
Lu 5:14 And he charged him to tell no man: but go, and shew thyself to the priest, and offer for thy cleansing, according as Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them.
Am 7:3 Viešpačiui jo pagailo. "To nebus", ­ tarė Viešpats.
Am 7:3 The LORD repented for this: It shall not be, saith the LORD.
Sk 29:28 Be to, ožys bus atnašaujamas už nuodėmę, neskaitant nuolatinės deginamosios aukos, jos javų atnašos ir liejamosios atnašos.
Nu 29:28 And one goat for a sin offering; beside the continual burnt offering, and his meat offering, and his drink offering.
Ez 24:23 Su turbanais ant galvų ir sandalais ant kojų neraudosite ir neverksite, bet būsite savo kalčių prislėgti ir dūsausite vienas kitam.
Eze 24:23 And your tires shall be upon your heads, and your shoes upon your feet: ye shall not mourn nor weep; but ye shall pine away for your iniquities, and mourn one toward another.
1Sam 25:19 ji tarė savo vaikinams: "Eikite pirma manęs. Aš seksiu iš paskos. " Bet savo vyrui Nabalui ji nieko nesakė.
1Sa 25:19 And she said unto her servants, Go on before me; behold, I come after you. But she told not her husband Nabal.
Apd 26:31 Išeidami jie kalbėjosi: "Šitas žmogus niekuo nenusipelnė mirties ar pančių. "
Ac 26:31 And when they were gone aside, they talked between themselves, saying, This man doeth nothing worthy of death or of bonds.

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