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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 7:8 Viešpats teisia tautas; mane, Viešpatie, teisk pagal mano teisumą, atsižvelgdamas į mano nekaltumą.
Ps 7:8 The LORD shall judge the people: judge me, O LORD, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity that is in me.
2Tes 1:12 Tada mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus vardui bus garbė jumyse, o jums ­ jame iš mūsų Dievo ir Viešpaties Jėzaus Kristaus malonės.
2Th 1:12 That the name of our Lord Jesus Christ may be glorified in you, and ye in him, according to the grace of our God and the Lord Jesus Christ.
Ps 119:172 Mano liežuvis giedos apie tavo pažadą, nes teisūs visi tavo įsakymai.
Ps 119:172 My tongue shall speak of thy word: for all thy commandments are righteousness.
Sk 26:60 Aaronui gimė Nadabas, Abihuvas, Eleazaras ir Itamaras.
Nu 26:60 And unto Aaron was born Nadab, and Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.
Job 6:19 Karavanai iš Temos jų ieško, vilkstinės iš Šebos jų viliasi.
Job 6:19 The troops of Tema looked, the companies of Sheba waited for them.
Pat 9:4 "Teateina čionai neišmanėliai! "Neturintiems sveikos nuovokos ji sako:
Pr 9:4 Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,
Sk 14:28 Sakyk jiems: ‘Kaip aš gyvas, ­ sako Viešpats, ­ padarysiu jums, ką girdėjau jus sakant.
Nu 14:28 Say unto them, As truly as I live, saith the LORD, as ye have spoken in mine ears, so will I do to you:
1Krn 28:19 Jis buvo tiksliai užrašęs brėžinio nurodymus, nes jį vedė Viešpaties ranka.
1Ch 28:19 All this, said David, the LORD made me understand in writing by his hand upon me, even all the works of this pattern.
Ps 86:3 Būk man gailestingas, Viešpatie, nes visą dieną šaukiuosi tavęs.
Ps 86:3 Be merciful unto me, O Lord: for I cry unto thee daily.
1Sam 3:13 Paskelbiau jam, kad jo namus pasmerksiu visam laikui už šią kaltę: jis žinojo, kad jo sūnūs elgėsi šventvagiškai, bet jų nesudraudė.
1Sa 3:13 For I have told him that I will judge his house for ever for the iniquity which he knoweth; because his sons made themselves vile, and he restrained them not.
Kun 19:34 Ateivis, gyvenantis su jumis, bus jums tarp jūsų kaip vietinis; mylėsi jį kaip save patį, nes jūs buvote ateiviai Egipto žemėje; aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas.
Le 19:34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Iz 43:3 nes aš esu Viešpats, tavo Dievas, Izraelio Šventasis, kuris tave gelbsti. Tavo išpirkai atiduodu Egiptą, mainais už tave ­ Kušą ir Sebą.
Isa 43:3 For I am the LORD thy God, the Holy One of Israel, thy Saviour: I gave Egypt for thy ransom, Ethiopia and Seba for thee.
Jer 44:1 Jeremiją pasiekė žodis, skirtas visiems judėjams, gyvenantiems Egipto žemėje ­ Migdole, Tachpanhese, Nofe ir Patroso krašte:
Jer 44:1 The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the Jews which dwell in the land of Egypt, which dwell at Migdol, and at Tahpanhes, and at Noph, and in the country of Pathros, saying,
Jn 11:44 Ir numirėlis išėjo iš kapo. Jo rankos ir kojos dar buvo suvystytos aprišalais, o veidas apvyniotas drobule. Jėzus jiems įsakė: "Atraišiokite jį ir leiskite jam eiti. "
Jo 11:44 And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.
Ps 118:12 Jos apspito mane lyg bitės, suliepsnojo lyg ugnis erškėtyne, bet Viešpaties vardu nuo jų apsigyniau.
Ps 118:12 They compassed me about like bees: they are quenched as the fire of thorns: for in the name of the LORD I will destroy them.
Apd 2:3 Jiems pasirodė tarsi ugnies liežuviai, kurie pasidaliję nusileido ant kiekvieno iš jų.
Ac 2:3 And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
1Kar 17:15 Nuėjusi ji padarė kaip Elijas buvo pasakęs. Ji pati ir jis bei visa jos šeimyna turėjo maisto ilgą laiką.
1Ki 17:15 And she went and did according to the saying of Elijah: and she, and he, and her house, did eat many days.
Pr 30:29 O Jokūbas atsakė jam: "Pats žinai, kaip tau tarnavau ir kaip sekėsi tavo gyvuliams mano globoje.
Ge 30:29 And he said unto him, Thou knowest how I have served thee, and how thy cattle was with me.
1Sam 23:19 Keletas Zifo gyventojų atėjo pas Saulių į Gibėją ir tarė: "Dovydas slapstosi tarp mūsų Horešos tvirtovėse prie Hachilos kalvos į pietus nuo Ješimono.
1Sa 23:19 Then came up the Ziphites to Saul to Gibeah, saying, Doth not David hide himself with us in strong holds in the wood, in the hill of Hachilah, which is on the south of Jeshimon?
Oz 4:2 Kreiva priesaika, melagystė, žmogžudystė, vagystė ir svetimavimas įsigalėjo, kraujo praliejimas po kraujo praliejimo.
Ho 4:2 By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood.

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