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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 27:7 Jei tas asmuo yra šešiasdešimtmetis ar vyresnis, tolygi vertė už vyriškį bus penkiolika šekelių, o už moteriškę ­ dešimt šekelių.
Le 27:7 And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
1Kar 7:35 Prie pastovo viršaus buvo pusės uolekties aukščio apskrita juosta; pastovo viršus, šonai ir įsprūdos buvo iš to paties gabalo.
1Ki 7:35 And in the top of the base was there a round compass of half a cubit high: and on the top of the base the ledges thereof and the borders thereof were of the same.
1Kar 22:36 Saulei leidžiantis, stovykloje pasigirdo: "Kiekvienas į savo miestą! Kiekvienas į savo kraštą! "
1Ki 22:36 And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun, saying, Every man to his city, and every man to his own country.
Jer 23:5 "Tikėkite manimi, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ateina metas, kai išauginsiu Dovydui teisią Atžalą. Kaip karalius jis viešpataus ir sumaniaivykdys krašte, kas teisinga ir teisu.
Jer 23:5 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will raise unto David a righteous Branch, and a King shall reign and prosper, and shall execute judgment and justice in the earth.
Sk 27:11 O jei jo tėvas neturi brolių, atiduosite jo paveldą artimiausiam jo kilties giminaičiui, ir jis paveldės jį. Tai bus izraelitams įstatas ir įsakas, kaip Viešpats įsakė Mozei. ’"
Nu 27:11 And if his father have no brethren, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his kinsman that is next to him of his family, and he shall possess it: and it shall be unto the children of Israel a statute of judgment, as the LORD commanded Moses.
Sk 2:22 Toliau ­ Benjamino giminė. Benjamino giminės vadas bus Gideonio sūnus Abidanas.
Nu 2:22 Then the tribe of Benjamin: and the captain of the sons of Benjamin shall be Abidan the son of Gideoni.
Sk 29:23 Ketvirtą dieną ­ dešimt jaučių, du avinus, keturiolika sveikų mitulių avinėlių
Nu 29:23 And on the fourth day ten bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first year without blemish:
Am 6:4 Vargas tiems, kurie guli dramblio kaulo lovose, dykaduoniauja savo guoliuose, valgo ėriukus, paimtus iš kaimenės, ir veršius iš gardo!
Am 6:4 That lie upon beds of ivory, and stretch themselves upon their couches, and eat the lambs out of the flock, and the calves out of the midst of the stall;
Iz 34:1 Ateikite, tautos, ir išgirskite! Klausykitės atidžiai, gentys! Teišgirsta žemė ir tai, ko ji pilna, pasaulis ir visi jo kūriniai!
Isa 34:1 Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it.
Jer 9:3 "Liežuvis ­ jų ginklas, įtemptas lankas; melas, o ne tiesa, viešpatauja krašte. Nuo vienos nuodėmės jie skuba prie kitos, bet manęs nepažįsta, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Jer 9:3 And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.
Rut 4:14 Tada moterys sakė Noomei: "Tebūna pašlovintas Viešpats, kuris šią dieną nepaliko tavęs be atpirkėjo! Tebūna amžinas jo vardas Izraelyje!
Ru 4:14 And the women said unto Naomi, Blessed be the LORD, which hath not left thee this day without a kinsman, that his name may be famous in Israel.
Pr 50:2 Gydytojams, buvusiems jo tarnyboje, Juozapas įsakė balzamuoti jo tėvą, ir gydytojai balzamavo Izraelį.
Ge 50:2 And Joseph commanded his servants the physicians to embalm his father: and the physicians embalmed Israel.
Iš 35:5 ‘Padarykite tarp savųjų rinkliavą Viešpačiui. Kiekvienas, dosnios širdies skatinamas, teatneša Viešpačiui auką: aukso, sidabro ir vario,
Ex 35:5 Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass,
Jer 51:10 Viešpats parodė mūsų teisumą; ateikite, paskelbkime Sione, ką padarė Viešpats, mūsų Dievas.
Jer 51:10 The LORD hath brought forth our righteousness: come, and let us declare in Zion the work of the LORD our God.
Pr 27:5 O Rebeka klausėsi, kai Izaokas kalbėjosi su sūnumi Ezavu. Jam išėjus į laukus medžioti ir parnešti žvėrienos,
Ge 27:5 And Rebekah heard when Isaac spake to Esau his son. And Esau went to the field to hunt for venison, and to bring it.
Am 8:6 Pirksime vargšus už sidabrą, beturtį už sandalų porąir parduosime net kviečių pasturlakus! "
Am 8:6 That we may buy the poor for silver, and the needy for a pair of shoes; yea, and sell the refuse of the wheat?
1Pt 5:9 Pasipriešinkite jam tvirtu tikėjimu, žinodami, kad tokius pat kentėjimus tenka iškęsti jūsų broliams visame pasaulyje.
1P 5:9 Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
Ps 67:7 Telaimina mus Dievas, tebijo pagarbiai jo visa žemė.
Ps 67:7 God shall bless us; and all the ends of the earth shall fear him.
Pat 12:10 Teisus žmogus rūpinasi savo gyvuliais, o nedorų žmonių širdis žiauri.
Pr 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
Įst 6:9 Užsirašyk juos ant durų staktos savo namuose ir ant vartų.
De 6:9 And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.

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