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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Kor 5:11 Taigi, žinodami, kas yra bijoti Viešpaties, mes stengiamės įtikinti žmones. Dievui mes atviri, ir tikiuosi, jog esame atviri ir jūsų sąžinėms.
2C 5:11 Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.
Ps 35:10 Iš visos širdies sakysiu: "Viešpatie, kas gali tau prilygti? Tu gelbsti silpną vargšą nuo galiūno, varguolį ir beturtį nuo engėjo. "
Ps 35:10 All my bones shall say, LORD, who is like unto thee, which deliverest the poor from him that is too strong for him, yea, the poor and the needy from him that spoileth him?
Kun 21:19 joks vyras nulaužta koja ar nulaužta ranka,
Le 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Mt 23:7 mėgsta sveikinimus aikštėse ir trokšta, kad žmonės vadintų juos ‘rabi’ .
Mat 23:7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.
Sof 1:2 Šluote nušluosiu visa nuo žemės paviršiaus, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Zep 1:2 I will utterly consume all things from off the land, saith the LORD.
2Sam 20:15 Joabo pajėgos apgulė jį Abel Bet Maakoje ir prieš išorinę miesto sieną supylė apgulos pylimą. Joabo kareiviai puolė su mūrdaužiais sieną, norėdami ją pralaužti.
2Sa 20:15 And they came and besieged him in Abel of Bethmaachah, and they cast up a bank against the city, and it stood in the trench: and all the people that were with Joab battered the wall, to throw it down.
Ez 17:2 "Žmogau, užmink mįslę ir papasakok palyginimą Izraelio namams.
Eze 17:2 Son of man, put forth a riddle, and speak a parable unto the house of Israel;
Sk 2:12 Šalia jo statysis palapines Simeono giminė. Simeono žmonių vadas bus Cūrišadajo sūnus Šelumielis.
Nu 2:12 And those which pitch by him shall be the tribe of Simeon: and the captain of the children of Simeon shall be Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
Mk 9:17 Vienas iš minios jam atsakė: "Mokytojau, aš atvedžiau pas tave sūnų, kuris yra nebylės dvasios apsėstas.
Mar 9:17 And one of the multitude answered and said, Master, I have brought unto thee my son, which hath a dumb spirit;
Pr 45:8 Taigi ne jūs mane čia atsiuntėte, bet Dievas; jis padarė mane faraono tėvu , visų jo namų viešpačiu ir viso Egipto krašto valdovu.
Ge 45:8 So now it was not you that sent me hither, but God: and he hath made me a father to Pharaoh, and lord of all his house, and a ruler throughout all the land of Egypt.
Mk 2:14 Praeidamas jis pamatė Levį, Alfiejaus sūnų, sėdintį muitinėje, ir tarė jam: "Sek paskui mane! " Šis atsikėlė ir nuėjo paskui jį.
Mar 2:14 And as he passed by, he saw Levi the son of Alphaeus sitting at the receipt of custom, and said unto him, Follow me. And he arose and followed him.
Ezd 2:8 Zatuvo palikuonių devyni šimtai keturiasdešimt penki,
Ezr 2:8 The children of Zattu, nine hundred forty and five.
Rom 5:4 ištvermė ­ išmėgintą dorybę, išmėginta dorybė ­ viltį.
Ro 5:4 And patience, experience; and experience, hope:
1Sam 18:14 ir visi žygiai buvo sėkmingi, nes su juo buvo Viešpats.
1Sa 18:14 And David behaved himself wisely in all his ways; and the LORD was with him.
Koh 3:11 Visa, ką jis daro, tinkama tam laikui. Be to, jis įdiegė amžinybę į jų širdį, bet žmogus negali perprasti nei pradžios, nei pabaigos to, ką Dievas daro.
Ec 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
1Krn 8:2 ketvirtas ­ Noha ir penktas ­ Rafa.
1Ch 8:2 Nohah the fourth, and Rapha the fifth.
Jl 3:12
Joe 3:12 Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about.
Jer 4:9 Tą dieną, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­apstulbs nusigandęs karalius, apmirs širdis didžiūnams, kunigai pastirs iš baimės, ir pranašai bus priblokšti.
Jer 4:9 And it shall come to pass at that day, saith the LORD, that the heart of the king shall perish, and the heart of the princes; and the priests shall be astonished, and the prophets shall wonder.
Apd 2:36 Tad tegu tvirtai įsitikina visi Izraelio namai: Dievas padarė Viešpačiu ir Mesiju tą Jėzų, kurį jūs nukryžiavote. "
Ac 2:36 Therefore let all the house of Israel know assuredly, that God hath made the same Jesus, whom ye have crucified, both Lord and Christ.
2Sam 17:13 O jei jis pasitrauktų kur nors į miestą, tada visas Izraelis atsineš virves prie to miesto ir tol vilks jo akmenis į slėnį, kol neliks ten nė akmenėlio. "
2Sa 17:13 Moreover, if he be gotten into a city, then shall all Israel bring ropes to that city, and we will draw it into the river, until there be not one small stone found there.

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