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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pat 1:5 Išmintingas žmogus, jų klausydamasis, mokysis, o protingas žmogus įgis gebėjimo,
Pr 1:5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:
2Krn 33:17 O žmonės vis dar atnašaudavo aukštumų alkuose, bet tik Viešpačiui, savo Dievui.
2Ch 33:17 Nevertheless the people did sacrifice still in the high places, yet unto the LORD their God only.
Am 7:17 Todėl taip kalba Viešpats: ‘Tavo žmona taps kekše mieste, tavo sūnūs ir dukterys žus nuo kalavijo, o tavo žemė bus išdalyta virve. Tu pats mirsi nešvarioje žemėje, o Izraelis tikrai bus ištremtas iš savo žemės. ’"
Am 7:17 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Thy wife shall be an harlot in the city, and thy sons and thy daughters shall fall by the sword, and thy land shall be divided by line; and thou shalt die in a polluted land: and Israel shall surely go into captivity forth of his land.
Job 20:21 Kadangi niekas neišvengė jo gobšumo, jo laimė neišsilaikys.
Job 20:21 There shall none of his meat be left; therefore shall no man look for his goods.
Joz 6:26 Ta proga Jozuė ištarė priesaiką: "Tebūna prakeiktas Viešpaties akivaizdoje žmogus, kuris bandytų atstatyti Jericho miestą! Savo pirmagimio kaina jis padės jo pamatusir savo jauniausiojo sūnaus kaina pastatys vartus. "
Jos 6:26 And Joshua adjured them at that time, saying, Cursed be the man before the LORD, that riseth up and buildeth this city Jericho: he shall lay the foundation thereof in his firstborn, and in his youngest son shall he set up the gates of it.
Sk 24:7 Vanduo liesis iš jo kibirų, sėklą jis sės drėgnuose laukuose; jo karalius bus iškilesnis už Agagą, bus išaukštinta jo karalystė.
Nu 24:7 He shall pour the water out of his buckets, and his seed shall be in many waters, and his king shall be higher than Agag, and his kingdom shall be exalted.
Joz 15:30 Eltoladas, Kesilas, Horma,
Jos 15:30 And Eltolad, and Chesil, and Hormah,
2Kar 18:10 Tretiems metams baigiantis, paėmė ją. Šeštais Ezekijo metais ­ tai buvo devinti Izraelio karaliaus Ozėjo metai ­ Samarija buvo paimta.
2Ki 18:10 And at the end of three years they took it: even in the sixth year of Hezekiah, that is in the ninth year of Hoshea king of Israel, Samaria was taken.
Ez 13:2 "Žmogau, pranašauk Izraelio pranašams, pranašauk! Sakyk tiems, kurie pranašauja savo pačių vaizduotės užgaidas: ‘Klausykitės Viešpaties žodžio! ’" Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS.
Eze 13:2 Son of man, prophesy against the prophets of Israel that prophesy, and say thou unto them that prophesy out of their own hearts, Hear ye the word of the LORD;
Mt 4:18 Vaikščiodamas palei Galilėjos ežerą, Jėzus pamatė du brolius – Simoną, vadinamą Petru, ir jo brolį Andriejų ­ metančius tinklą į ežerą; mat jie buvo žvejai.
Mat 4:18 And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
1Kar 2:29 Kai Saliamonui buvo pranešta: "Joabas nubėgo į Viešpaties Padangtę ir yra ten šalia aukuro", ­ Saliamonas pasiuntė Jehojados sūnų Benają, tardamas: "Eik ir paguldyk jį! "
1Ki 2:29 And it was told king Solomon that Joab was fled unto the tabernacle of the LORD; and, behold, he is by the altar. Then Solomon sent Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, saying, Go, fall upon him.
Kun 10:8 Viešpats kalbėjo Aaronui, tardamas:
Le 10:8 And the LORD spake unto Aaron, saying,
Ps 9:1 א Choro vadovui. "Sūnaus mirties" melodija. Dovydo psalmė. Dėkosiu tau, Viešpatie, iš visos širdies, apsakysiu visus tavo nuostabius darbus.
Ps 9:1 I will praise thee, O LORD, with my whole heart; I will shew forth all thy marvellous works.
Neh 3:4 Šalia jų taisymo darbus dirbo Hakoco sūnaus Ūrijos sūnus Meremotas. Šalia jo darbavosi Mešezabelio sūnaus Berechijos sūnus Mešulamas. Šalia jo dirbo Baanos sūnus Cadokas.
Ne 3:4 And next unto them repaired Meremoth the son of Urijah, the son of Koz. And next unto them repaired Meshullam the son of Berechiah, the son of Meshezabeel. And next unto them repaired Zadok the son of Baana.
Mt 21:26 O jei pasakysime ­ iš žmonių, reikės bijoti minios, nes visi laiko Joną pranašu. "
Mat 21:26 But if we shall say, Of men; we fear the people; for all hold John as a prophet.
Iš 23:8 Neimsi kyšių, nes kyšiai apakina pareigūnus ir iškraipo teisiųjų reikalą.
Ex 23:8 And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous.
Jl 2:31
Joe 2:31 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the LORD come.
Pr 24:49 O dabar, jeigu ketinate parodyti mano šeimininkui ištikimą gerumą, tai sakykite, ir jeigu ne, tai sakykite, idant galėčiau pasukti į kairę ar į dešinę. "
Ge 24:49 And now if ye will deal kindly and truly with my master, tell me: and if not, tell me; that I may turn to the right hand, or to the left.
Nah 1:1 Ištarmė Ninevei. Nahumo Elkošiečio regėjimo knyga.
Na 1:1 The burden of Nineveh. The book of the vision of Nahum the Elkoshite.
Nah 3:1 Ak! Kruvinasis miestas skendi apgaulėje, kupinas grobio; nėra galo jo grobimui!
Na 3:1 Woe to the bloody city! it is all full of lies and robbery; the prey departeth not;

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