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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 1:14 atbėgo pas Jobą pasiuntinys. "Jaučiai arė, o asilės ganėsi šalia jų ganykloje, ­ tarė jis. ­
Job 1:14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
Iš 28:16 Krūtinės dėklas turi būti keturkampis ir dvilinkas, sprindžio ilgio ir sprindžio pločio.
Ex 28:16 Foursquare it shall be being doubled; a span shall be the length thereof, and a span shall be the breadth thereof.
2Krn 21:1 Juozapatas užmigo su savo protėviais ir buvo palaidotas Dovydo mieste. Vietoj jo karaliumi tapo jo sūnus Jehoramas.
2Ch 21:1 Now Jehoshaphat slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David. And Jehoram his son reigned in his stead.
Iš 1:1 Jokūbo palikuonys Egipte Štai vardai Izraelio sūnų, atsikėlusių su Jokūbu į Egiptą. Kiekvienas jų atsikėlė su savo šeimyna:
Ex 1:1 Now these are the names of the children of Israel, which came into Egypt; every man and his household came with Jacob.
Iz 36:8 O dabar eikš lažybų su mano valdovu, Asirijos karaliumi: ‘Aš duosiu tau du tūkstančius žirgų, jei susirasi jiems šitiek raitelių. ’
Isa 36:8 Now therefore give pledges, I pray thee, to my master the king of Assyria, and I will give thee two thousand horses, if thou be able on thy part to set riders upon them.
2Kor 1:6 Jei kenčiame priespaudą, tai jūsų paguodai ir išganymui; jei esame guodžiami, tai jūsų paguodai, kuri įdiegia jums ištvermę pakelti tokius pat kentėjimus, kokius mes kenčiame.
2C 1:6 And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation, which is effectual in the enduring of the same sufferings which we also suffer: or whether we be comforted, it is for your consolation and salvation.
Neh 11:11 Ahitubo sūnaus Merajoto sūnaus Cadoko sūnaus Mešulamo sūnaus Hilkijos sūnus Seraja, Dievo Namų pareigūnas,
Ne 11:11 Seraiah the son of Hilkiah, the son of Meshullam, the son of Zadok, the son of Meraioth, the son of Ahitub, was the ruler of the house of God.
Zch 9:9 Didžiai džiūgauk, Siono dukterie, garsiai krykštauk, dukterie Jeruzale! Štai pas tave ateina tavo Karalius, jis išaukštintas ir pergalingas, jis nuolankus ir joja ant asilo, ant asiliuko, asilės jauniklio.
Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.
Gg 5:12 Jo akys ­ kaipprie tekančio vandens balandžiai, besipliuškenantys pursluose, tupintys ant šaltinio krašto.
SS 5:12 His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.
Jon 2:7 Mano gyvasčiai vis labiau gęstant, atminiau Viešpatį, irmano malda pasiekė tavetavo šventojoje buveinėje.
Jon 2:7 When my soul fainted within me I remembered the LORD: and my prayer came in unto thee, into thine holy temple.
Iz 45:13 Aš jį dėl teisumo pergalės išjudinau, visus kelius jam padariau lygius. Ne dėl algos ar dovanųjis mano miestą atstatysir mano tremtinius išlaisvins, " ­sako Galybių Viešpats.
Isa 45:13 I have raised him up in righteousness, and I will direct all his ways: he shall build my city, and he shall let go my captives, not for price nor reward, saith the LORD of hosts.
Dan 3:14 Nebukadnecaras paklausė jų: "Ar tai tiesa, Šadrachai, Mešachai ir Abed Negai, kad jūs netarnaujate mano dievams ir negarbinate aukso statulos, kurią aš pastačiau?
Da 3:14 Nebuchadnezzar spake and said unto them, Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, do not ye serve my gods, nor worship the golden image which I have set up?
Mk 12:21 Vedė ją antrasis, bet ir šis mirė bevaikis. Taip pat atsitiko ir su trečiuoju,
Mar 12:21 And the second took her, and died, neither left he any seed: and the third likewise.
Mt 18:15 Jei tavo brolis tau nusikalstų, eik ir bark jį prie keturių akių. Jeigu jis paklausys, tu laimėjai savo brolį.
Mat 18:15 Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.
Neh 12:35 bei keletas jaunų kunigų su trimitais, ir Asafo sūnaus Zakūro sūnaus Mikajos sūnaus Matanijos sūnaus Šemajos sūnaus Jehonatano sūnus Zacharija
Ne 12:35 And certain of the priests' sons with trumpets; namely, Zechariah the son of Jonathan, the son of Shemaiah, the son of Mattaniah, the son of Michaiah, the son of Zaccur, the son of Asaph:
Lk 24:51 Laimindamas jis atsiskyrė nuo jų ir pakilo į dangų.
Lu 24:51 And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he was parted from them, and carried up into heaven.
2Sam 4:9 Dovydas atsakė Rimono Beerotiečio sūnums Rechabui ir Baanai: "Kaip gyvas Viešpats, kuris išgelbėjo mane iš visų negandų!
2Sa 4:9 And David answered Rechab and Baanah his brother, the sons of Rimmon the Beerothite, and said unto them, As the LORD liveth, who hath redeemed my soul out of all adversity,
Job 28:27 tada jis matė ją ir jos vertę, ištyrė ją ir davė jai vietą.
Job 28:27 Then did he see it, and declare it; he prepared it, yea, and searched it out.
Jer 35:2 "Kreipkis į rechabus, kalbėkis su jais. Nuvesk juos į Viešpaties Namus, į vieną jų kambarių, ir pasiūlyk jiems vyno. "
Jer 35:2 Go unto the house of the Rechabites, and speak unto them, and bring them into the house of the LORD, into one of the chambers, and give them wine to drink.
Žyd 4:5 Ir vėl anoje vietoje: Jie neįžengs į mano atilsio šalį.
He 4:5 And in this place again, If they shall enter into my rest.

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