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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Gal 6:10 Tad, kol turime laiko, darykime gera visiems, o ypač tikėjimo namiškiams.
Ga 6:10 As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.
Kun 18:17 Neatidengsi nuogumo moters ir jos dukters; neimsi žmona jos sūnaus dukters ar jos dukters dukters ir neatidengsi jos nuogumo, nes jos tavo artimos giminaitės. Tai būtų ištvirkavimas.
Le 18:17 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.
Sk 34:9 Tada riba nusidrieks iki Zifrono ir baigsis prie Hacar Enano. Tai bus jūsų šiaurinė riba.
Nu 34:9 And the border shall go on to Ziphron, and the goings out of it shall be at Hazarenan: this shall be your north border.
Mk 12:24 Jėzus jiems atsakė: "Argi ne todėl klystate, kad neišmanote nei Raštų, nei Dievo galybės? !
Mar 12:24 And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God?
Ps 24:1 Dovydo psalmė. Žemė ir visa, kas joje, yra Viešpaties, pasaulis ir visi jo gyventojai,
Ps 24:1 The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
Apd 28:2 Vietos gyventojai su mumis elgėsi labai draugiškai. Užkūrė ugnį ir pakvietė mus visus prie jos, nes lijo ir buvo šalta.
Ac 28:2 And the barbarous people shewed us no little kindness: for they kindled a fire, and received us every one, because of the present rain, and because of the cold.
Mt 10:17 Sergėkitės žmonių, nes jie įskundinės jus teismams ir plaks savo sinagogose.
Mat 10:17 But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
Jer 52:24 Be to, karaliaus asmens sargybos vadas suėmė vyriausiąjį kunigą Serają, kunigą padėjėją Sofoniją ir tris slenksčio sargus.
Jer 52:24 And the captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest, and Zephaniah the second priest, and the three keepers of the door:
Sk 29:24 su javų atnaša ir liejamosiomis atnašomis prie jaučių, prie avinų ir avinėlių, kaip įsakyta pagal jų skaičių.
Nu 29:24 Their meat offering and their drink offerings for the bullocks, for the rams, and for the lambs, shall be according to their number, after the manner:
Pr 33:12 Tuomet Ezavas tarė: "Leiskimės į kelionę kartu, aš eisiu greta tavęs. "
Ge 33:12 And he said, Let us take our journey, and let us go, and I will go before thee.
Pat 12:14 Žmogus sotinasi gėrybėmis iš savo lūpų vaisių, ir gauna atlyginimą už savo rankų darbą.
Pr 12:14 A man shall be satisfied with good by the fruit of his mouth: and the recompence of a man's hands shall be rendered unto him.
2Sam 19:4 Tuo tarpu karalius, prisidengęs veidą, nesiliovė visu balsu šaukti: "O mano sūnau Abšalomai! O Abšalomai, mano sūnau, mano sūnau! "
2Sa 19:4 But the king covered his face, and the king cried with a loud voice, O my son Absalom, O Absalom, my son, my son!
Ps 6:5 Juk tarp mirusiųjų nėra kas tave atmintų, kas gali tave šlovinti Šeole?
Ps 6:5 For in death there is no remembrance of thee: in the grave who shall give thee thanks?
Iš 20:10 bet septintoji diena yra Viešpaties, tavo Dievo, šabas; nedirbsi jokio darbo nei tu, nei tavo sūnus ar duktė, nei tavo vergas ar vergė, nei tavo galvijai, nei ateivis, gyvenantis tavo gyvenvietėse.
Ex 20:10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
Kun 26:6 Sukursiu krašte ramybę, gulsitės miegoti, ir nebus kas jus gąsdintų; leisiu kraštui atsikvėpti nuo plėšriųjų žvėrių. Per jūsų kraštą nežygiuos kalavijas.
Le 26:6 And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
Ps 24:6 Tokia yra karta tų, kurie į jį kreipiasiir ieško Jokūbo Dievo veido. Sela.
Ps 24:6 This is the generation of them that seek him, that seek thy face, O Jacob. Selah.
1Krn 16:21 Niekam jis neleido jų engti, dėl jų barė karalius,
1Ch 16:21 He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes,
Pat 1:12 Prarykime juos gyvus, kaip daro Šeolas, žydint gyvenimui, tarsi žengiančius į kapą.
Pr 1:12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:
Jn 16:15 Visa, ką Tėvas turi, yra ir mano, todėl aš pasakiau, kad ji ims iš to, kas mano, ir jums tai paskelbs.
Jo 16:15 All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that he shall take of mine, and shall shew it unto you.
Pr 19:33 Tą naktį juodvi nugirdė tėvą vynu, pirmagimė įėjo ir gulėjo su savo tėvu. Jis nežinojo nei kada ji atgulė, nei kada atsikėlė.
Ge 19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

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