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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Oz 3:4 Juk ir izraelitai pasiliks ilgą laiką be karaliaus ir didžiūno, be aukų ir šventųjų stulpų, be efodo ir terafimų.
Ho 3:4 For the children of Israel shall abide many days without a king, and without a prince, and without a sacrifice, and without an image, and without an ephod, and without teraphim:
Joz 22:10 Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmonės bei pusės Manaso giminės žmonės, atėję į Jordano sritį Kanaano krašte, pastatė ten prie Jordano aukurą ­ į akis krintantį aukurą!
Jos 22:10 And when they came unto the borders of Jordan, that are in the land of Canaan, the children of Reuben and the children of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh built there an altar by Jordan, a great altar to see to.
1Krn 18:5 Damasko aramėjams atžygiavus Cobos karaliui Hadadezerui į pagalbą, Dovydas nukovė dvidešimt du tūkstančius aramėjų.
1Ch 18:5 And when the Syrians of Damascus came to help Hadarezer king of Zobah, David slew of the Syrians two and twenty thousand men.
Sk 11:34 Užtat ta vieta buvo pavadinta Kibrot Taava, nes ten buvo palaidoti žmonės, pasidavę godumui.
Nu 11:34 And he called the name of that place Kibrothhattaavah: because there they buried the people that lusted.
Jok 2:12 Taip kalbėkite ir taip darykite, kaip tie, kurie bus teisiami pagal laisvės įstatymą.
Ja 2:12 So speak ye, and so do, as they that shall be judged by the law of liberty.
Kun 1:3 Jei atnaša yra deginamoji auka iš jaučių bandos, jis atves sveiką jautį prie Susitikimo Palapinės įėjimo, kad būtų priimtas jo vardu Viešpaties akivaizdoje.
Le 1:3 If his offering be a burnt sacrifice of the herd, let him offer a male without blemish: he shall offer it of his own voluntary will at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation before the LORD.
Lk 9:58 Jėzus atsakė: "Lapės turi urvus, padangių sparnuočiai ­ lizdus, o Žmogaus Sūnus neturi kur galvos priglausti. "
Lu 9:58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.
Ts 20:17 Tuo tarpu izraelitai, be Benjamino, sutelkė keturis šimtus tūkstančių kalavijais ginkluotų, mūšiui pasirengusių vyrų.
Judg 20:17 And the men of Israel, beside Benjamin, were numbered four hundred thousand men that drew sword: all these were men of war.
Job 18:10 Kilpa jam paslėpta žemėje, spąstai ­ ant tako.
Job 18:10 The snare is laid for him in the ground, and a trap for him in the way.
Jer 15:14 Padarysiu tave vergu priešų krašte, kurio tu nepažįsti; mano pyktis užkūrė ugnį, kuri jus sudegins. "
Jer 15:14 And I will make thee to pass with thine enemies into a land which thou knowest not: for a fire is kindled in mine anger, which shall burn upon you.
Ez 42:3 Priešais vidinio kiemo vartus viename pakraštyje ir priešais išorinio kiemo grindinį kitame pakraštyje buvo kambariai ­ triaukštė stoginė su kambariais.
Eze 42:3 Over against the twenty cubits which were for the inner court, and over against the pavement which was for the utter court, was gallery against gallery in three stories.
Ps 6:3 Ir mano gyvastis priblokšta, Viešpatie, kiek ilgai? . .
Ps 6:3 My soul is also sore vexed: but thou, O LORD, how long?
1Krn 19:6 Amonitai suprato užsitraukę Dovydo pyktį. Hanūnas ir Amonas pasiuntė tūkstantį sidabro talentų pasamdyti kovos vežimų ir raitelių iš Aram Naharaimų, Aram Maakos ir Cobos.
1Ch 19:6 And when the children of Ammon saw that they had made themselves odious to David, Hanun and the children of Ammon sent a thousand talents of silver to hire them chariots and horsemen out of Mesopotamia, and out of Syriamaachah, and out of Zobah.
Rd 4:4 ד Kūdikiui liežuvis limpaprie gomurio nuo troškulio; maži vaikai prašo duonos, bet niekas nė kąsnelio jiems neduoda.
La 4:4 The tongue of the sucking child cleaveth to the roof of his mouth for thirst: the young children ask bread, and no man breaketh it unto them.
Ps 119:165 Didi ramybė mylintiems tavo Įstatymą; jiems nėra suklupimo akmens.
Ps 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.
2Krn 11:22 Rehabeamas paskyrė Maakos sūnų Abiją vyriausia galva ir vadu tarp jo brolių, nes ketino padaryti jį karaliumi.
2Ch 11:22 And Rehoboam made Abijah the son of Maachah the chief, to be ruler among his brethren: for he thought to make him king.
Mt 21:33 Pasiklausykite kito palyginimo. Buvo šeimininkas, kuris įveisė vynuogyną, sumūrijo aptvarą, įrengė spaustuvą, pastatė bokštą, išnuomojo ūkininkams
Mat 21:33 Hear another parable: There was a certain householder, which planted a vineyard, and hedged it round about, and digged a winepress in it, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and went into a far country:
Neh 7:19 Bigvajo palikuonių du tūkstančiai šešiasdešimt septyni,
Ne 7:19 The children of Bigvai, two thousand threescore and seven.
Apd 15:11 Verčiau tikėkime Viešpaties Jėzaus malone būsią išgelbėti kaip ir jie. "
Ac 15:11 But we believe that through the grace of the LORD Jesus Christ we shall be saved, even as they.
1Sam 25:34 Juk kaip gyvas Viešpats, Izraelio Dievas, sulaikęs mane daryti tau pikta, jei nebūtumei skubėjusi ir atėjusi manęs pasitikti, tikrai dar prieš rytui auštant nė vieno vyriškio nebūtų išlikę Nabalui. "
1Sa 25:34 For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

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