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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kun 7:8 Panašiai kunigas, kuris atnašauja už ką nors deginamąją auką, pasiims kailį deginamosios aukos, kurią atnašavo.
Le 7:8 And the priest that offereth any man's burnt offering, even the priest shall have to himself the skin of the burnt offering which he hath offered.
Pr 33:4 O Ezavas atbėgo jo pasitikti, apkabino, puolė jam ant kaklo ir išbučiavo. Jiedu apsiverkė.
Ge 33:4 And Esau ran to meet him, and embraced him, and fell on his neck, and kissed him: and they wept.
Kun 18:19 Nesueisi su moterimi atidengti jos nuogumo mėnesinių nešvarumo metu.
Le 18:19 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.
Jn 10:11 Aš ­ gerasis ganytojas. Geras ganytojasuž avis guldo gyvybę.
Jo 10:11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.
Ez 20:7 Taip pat sakiau jiems: ‘Meskite šalin bjauriuosius daiktus, kuriais gėrisi jūsų akys, ir nesusiterškite Egipto stabais, ­ aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas! ’
Eze 20:7 Then said I unto them, Cast ye away every man the abominations of his eyes, and defile not yourselves with the idols of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Iš 39:5 Išsiuvinėtoji juosta buvo iš tų pačių medžiagų ir to paties meistriškumo kaip ir efodas. Ji buvo padaryta iš plonos suktinių siūlų drobės, puoštos auksu ir mėlynais, violetiniais bei tamsiai raudonais siūlais, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 39:5 And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Ezd 7:19 Tau patikėtus tavo Dievo Namų tarnybos reikmenis turi perduoti Jeruzalės Dievui.
Ezr 7:19 The vessels also that are given thee for the service of the house of thy God, those deliver thou before the God of Jerusalem.
Ts 16:4 Paskui Soreko slėnyje jis įsimylėjo moterį, vardu Delila.
Judg 16:4 And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah.
Neh 13:17 Taigi išbariau ir Judo didikus, sakydamas jiems: "Ką reiškia tas nedoras dalykas? Išniekinate šabo dieną taip elgdamiesi!
Ne 13:17 Then I contended with the nobles of Judah, and said unto them, What evil thing is this that ye do, and profane the sabbath day?
1Kor 10:28 Bet jei kas jums pasakytų: "Tai atnašinė mėsa", tai nebevalgykite dėl žmogaus, kuris tai pasakė, ir dėl sąžinės.
1C 10:28 But if any man say unto you, this is offered in sacrifice unto idols, eat not for his sake that shewed it, and for conscience sake: for the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof:
Sk 21:27 Todėl dainiai sako: "Ateikite į Hešboną, tebūna jis atstatytas; tebūna Sihono sostinė tvirtai atkurta.
Nu 21:27 Wherefore they that speak in proverbs say, Come into Heshbon, let the city of Sihon be built and prepared:
1Kar 19:8 Atsikėlęs pavalgė ir atsigėrė. Tuo maistu pasistiprinęs, jis ėjo keturiasdešimt dienų ir keturiasdešimt naktų iki pat Dievo kalno Horebo.
1Ki 19:8 And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights unto Horeb the mount of God.
Sk 14:30 nė vienas neįžengs į kraštą, kuriame prisiekiau jus apgyvendinti, išskyrus Jefunės sūnų Kalebą ir Nūno sūnų Jozuę.
Nu 14:30 Doubtless ye shall not come into the land, concerning which I sware to make you dwell therein, save Caleb the son of Jephunneh, and Joshua the son of Nun.
Iš 21:25 nudeginimą už nudeginimą, žaizdą už žaizdą, mėlynę už mėlynę.
Ex 21:25 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Ps 40:8 mano džiaugsmas ­ vykdyti tavo valią, mano Dieve, tavo Įstatymą turiu širdyje! "
Ps 40:8 I delight to do thy will, O my God: yea, thy law is within my heart.
Oz 13:9 Sunaikinsiu tave, Izraeli! Kas tau gali padėti?
Ho 13:9 O Israel, thou hast destroyed thyself; but in me is thine help.
Lk 15:17 Tada susimąstė ir tarė: ‘Kiek mano tėvo samdinių apsčiai turi duonos, o aš čia mirštu iš bado!
Lu 15:17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
Ez 40:26 Iš lauko į juos aukštyn vedė septyni laiptai, o jų prieangis buvo viduje. Jų stulpai buvo papuošti palmėmis: viena ­ viename pakraštyje, kita ­ kitame.
Eze 40:26 And there were seven steps to go up to it, and the arches thereof were before them: and it had palm trees, one on this side, and another on that side, upon the posts thereof.
Kun 13:50 Apžiūrėjęs kunigas padės užkrėstą daiktą atskirai septynioms dienoms.
Le 13:50 And the priest shall look upon the plague, and shut up it that hath the plague seven days:
Iš 21:21 Tačiau jei vergas išliktų dieną ar dvi gyvas, savininkas neturi būti baudžiamas, nes vergas yra jo nuosavybė.
Ex 21:21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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