Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
Sk 16:21 "Pasitraukite nuo šios bendrijos, kad galėčiau viena akimirka juos sunaikinti. "
Nu 16:21 Separate yourselves from among this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment.
Apd 21:30 Sujudo visas miestas, susibėgo žmonės, nutvėrė Paulių ir ištempė už šventyklos vartų. Vartai bematant buvo uždaryti.
Ac 21:30 And all the city was moved, and the people ran together: and they took Paul, and drew him out of the temple: and forthwith the doors were shut.
2Sam 24:13 Tad Gadas atėjo pas Dovydą ir pasakė. Klausė jo: "Ar ištiks tave septynerių metų badas tavo krašte? Ar būsi bėglys nuo priešų, tris mėnesius jiems tave persekiojant? Ar bus trijų dienų maras tavo krašte? Dabar apsvarstyk ir nuspręsk, kokį atsakymą turiu duoti mane siuntusiam. "
2Sa 24:13 So Gad came to David, and told him, and said unto him, Shall seven years of famine come unto thee in thy land? or wilt thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue thee? or that there be three days' pestilence in thy land? now advise, and see what answer I shall return to him that sent me.
Am 9:11 Tą dieną atstatysiu sugriautą Dovydo Padangtę, užtaisysiu jos plyšius, prikelsiu jos griuvėsius, atstatysiu, kokia ji buvo kadaise,
Am 9:11 In that day will I raise up the tabernacle of David that is fallen, and close up the breaches thereof; and I will raise up his ruins, and I will build it as in the days of old:
Pr 46:22 Tai Rachelės palikuonys, gimę Jokūbui, iš viso ­ keturiolika asmenų.
Ge 46:22 These are the sons of Rachel, which were born to Jacob: all the souls were fourteen.
2Sam 14:15 Atėjau kalbėti apie šį reikalą karaliui, savo valdovui, dėl to, kad žmonės mane išgąsdino. Tavo tarnaitė pamanė: ‘Kalbėsiu karaliui. Galbūt karalius įvykdys savo tarnaitės prašymą.
2Sa 14:15 Now therefore that I am come to speak of this thing unto my lord the king, it is because the people have made me afraid: and thy handmaid said, I will now speak unto the king; it may be that the king will perform the request of his handmaid.
Job 28:24 Juk jis mato žemės pakraščiusir stebi visa po dangumi.
Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;
Job 33:16 Tada jis atveria žmonėms ausisir, juos įspėdamas, sukelia baimę,
Job 33:16 Then he openeth the ears of men, and sealeth their instruction,
Jer 29:25 Tu pasiuntei savo paties vardu laiškus visiems Jeruzalės žmonėms, visiems kunigams ir Maasėjos sūnui kunigui Sofonijai, sakydamas:
Jer 29:25 Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, saying, Because thou hast sent letters in thy name unto all the people that are at Jerusalem, and to Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, and to all the priests, saying,
Iš 15:24 Žmonės murmėjo prieš Mozę, klausdami: "Ką gi mes gersime? "
Ex 15:24 And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we drink?
Pr 8:2 Bedugnės šaltiniai ir dangaus skliauto užtūros buvo uždarytos, liūtis iš dangaus sulaikyta,
Ge 8:2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;
Ps 87:5 Bet apie Sioną bus sakoma: "Visos tautos gimė jame, nes pats Aukščiausiasis jį įkūrė. "
Ps 87:5 And of Zion it shall be said, This and that man was born in her: and the highest himself shall establish her.
Apd 15:29 susilaikyti nuo aukų stabams, kraujo, pasmaugtų gyvulių mėsos ir ištvirkavimo. Jūs gerai elgsitės, saugodamiesi šitų dalykų. Likite sveiki! "
Ac 15:29 That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well.
Dan 2:36 Toks buvo sapnas. Dabar jį paaiškinsime karaliui.
Da 2:36 This is the dream; and we will tell the interpretation thereof before the king.
Sk 6:8 Visą laiką, kol jis yra nazyras, jis pašvęstas Viešpačiui.
Nu 6:8 All the days of his separation he is holy unto the LORD.
Mt 7:16 Jūs pažinsite juos iš vaisių. Argi kas gali pasiskinti vynuogių nuo erškėčių ar figų nuo usnių? !
Mat 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Iš 6:30 Bet Mozė atsikalbinėjo Viešpaties akivaizdoje: "Žiūrėk, aš nesu iškalbus. Negi faraonas manęs klausys? "
Ex 6:30 And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?
Jer 15:5 Kam tavęs bus gaila, Jeruzale, kas tave paguos? Kas sustos tavęs paklausti, kaip gyvuoji?
Jer 15:5 For who shall have pity upon thee, O Jerusalem? or who shall bemoan thee? or who shall go aside to ask how thou doest?
Ps 45:11 Karalius trokš tavo grožio, nes jis tavo viešpats, tad turi jam paklusti.
Ps 45:11 So shall the king greatly desire thy beauty: for he is thy Lord; and worship thou him.
Sk 31:34 šešiasdešimt vienas tūkstantis asilų,
Nu 31:34 And threescore and one thousand asses,

Sanctus Corpus Deus