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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 13:36 Simonas Petras jį paklausė: "Kur eini, Viešpatie? " Jėzus atsakė: "Kur aš einu, tu dabar negali manęs palydėti, bet vėliau palydėsi. "
Jo 13:36 Simon Peter said unto him, Lord, whither goest thou? Jesus answered him, Whither I go, thou canst not follow me now; but thou shalt follow me afterwards.
Kun 19:27 Nekirpsite plaukų ant savo smilkinių, netaršysite savo barzdos .
Le 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
Ps 63:6 Gulėdamas guolyje, tave menu, per visą naktį mąstau,
Ps 63:6 When I remember thee upon my bed, and meditate on thee in the night watches.
Pr 35:11 Dievas tarė jam: "Aš esu Dievas Visagalis. Būk vaisingas ir auk! Tauta, netgi tautų bendrija, išaugs iš tavęs, ir iš tavęs kils karaliai.
Ge 35:11 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins;
Pr 46:31 Tada Juozapas broliams ir tėvo šeimynai tarė: "Nuvyksiu ir duosiu žinią faraonui, sakydamas: ‘Mano broliai ir mano tėvo šeimyna, gyvenusi Kanaano krašte, atvyko pas mane!
Ge 46:31 And Joseph said unto his brethren, and unto his father's house, I will go up, and shew Pharaoh, and say unto him, My brethren, and my father's house, which were in the land of Canaan, are come unto me;
Rd 3:58 ר Tu gynei mano reikalą, Viešpatie, išpirkai mano gyvastį.
La 3:58 O LORD, thou hast pleaded the causes of my soul; thou hast redeemed my life.
Iz 50:3 Apgaubiu dangus tamsybe, apvelku juos ašutine. "
Isa 50:3 I clothe the heavens with blackness, and I make sackcloth their covering.
Jer 18:18 "Eikite šen! ­ sakė jie. ­ Surenkime sąmokslą prieš Jeremiją, nes ir be jo niekada nestigs nei kunigų mokymo, nei išminčių patarimo, nei pranašų žodžio. Eikite šen! Sunaikinkime jį jo paties liežuviu; dėmėkimės visa, ką jis sako. "
Jer 18:18 Then said they, Come and let us devise devices against Jeremiah; for the law shall not perish from the priest, nor counsel from the wise, nor the word from the prophet. Come, and let us smite him with the tongue, and let us not give heed to any of his words.
Mt 5:38 Jūs esate girdėję, jog buvo pasakyta: Akis už akį ir dantis už dantį.
Mat 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
Iz 23:1 Ištarmė apie Tyrą. Taršišo laivai, vaitokite, nes jūsų uostas sugriautas! Tą žinią gavo jie iš Kitimų krašto grįždami.
Isa 23:1 The burden of Tyre. Howl, ye ships of Tarshish; for it is laid waste, so that there is no house, no entering in: from the land of Chittim it is revealed to them.
1Kar 7:7 Jis padarė Sosto menę ­ Teismo menę, kurioje turėjo spręsti bylas. Ji buvo išmušta kedro medžiu nuo grindų ligi lubų sijų.
1Ki 7:7 Then he made a porch for the throne where he might judge, even the porch of judgment: and it was covered with cedar from one side of the floor to the other.
Sk 22:6 Maldauju, ateik ir prakeik tą tautą, nes ji stipresnė už mane. Galbūt aš pajėgsiu ją nugalėti ir išvaryti iš šio krašto, nes žinau, kad ką tu palaimini, tas tikrai palaimintas, o ką prakeiki, tas tikrai prakeiktas. "
Nu 22:6 Come now therefore, I pray thee, curse me this people; for they are too mighty for me: peradventure I shall prevail, that we may smite them, and that I may drive them out of the land: for I wot that he whom thou blessest is blessed, and he whom thou cursest is cursed.
Ez 27:28 Pasigirdus vairininkų riksmui, dreba pamariai,
Eze 27:28 The suburbs shall shake at the sound of the cry of thy pilots.
Ez 37:9 Tuomet jis tarė man: "Pranašauk dvasiai, pranašauk, žmogau, ir sakyk dvasiai: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Ateik, dvasia, iš keturių vėjų ir padvelk į tuos užmuštuosius, kad jie atgytų. ’"
Eze 37:9 Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.
Ez 7:20 Iš savo puikaus puošmens, kuriuo didžiavosi, jie pasidarė bjaurių stabų paveikslų. Todėl paversiu jį jiems nešvariu daiktu.
Eze 7:20 As for the beauty of his ornament, he set it in majesty: but they made the images of their abominations and of their detestable things therein: therefore have I set it far from them.
Iš 36:24 iš sidabro nuliejo keturiasdešimt pastovų padėti po dvidešimčia lentų: po du pastovus ­ po pirmosios lentos dviem iškyšomis ir po du pastovus ­ po kiekvienos kitos lentos dviem iškyšomis.
Ex 36:24 And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons.
Mk 14:37 Tačiau tebūnie ne kaip aš noriu, bet kaip tu. . . " Paskui grįžta, randa juos miegančius ir taria Petrui: "Simonai, tu miegi? Neįstengei nė vienos valandos pabudėti?
Mar 14:37 And he cometh, and findeth them sleeping, and saith unto Peter, Simon, sleepest thou? couldest not thou watch one hour?
Ps 101:4 Širdies nelabumo vengsiu iš tolo, su tuo, kas pikta, reikalų neturėsiu.
Ps 101:4 A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person.
Sk 34:19 Štai vyrų vardai: iš Judo giminės ­ Jefunės sūnus Kalebas,
Nu 34:19 And the names of the men are these: Of the tribe of Judah, Caleb the son of Jephunneh.
Sk 26:55 Be to, kraštas turi būti padalytas metant burtus; jie gaus paveldą pagal savo protėvių giminių skaičių.
Nu 26:55 Notwithstanding the land shall be divided by lot: according to the names of the tribes of their fathers they shall inherit.

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