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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iz 2:19 Žmonės slėpsis kalnų oloseir žemės urvuosenuo Viešpaties siauboir jo šlovės žėrėjimo, kai jis pakils sudrebinti žemės.
Isa 2:19 And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.
Ps 22:30 Jam iš tikrųjų žemai lenksis visi, kurie miega žemėje; prieš jį lenksis visi, kurie žengia į dulkes. Ir aš jam gyvensiu.
Ps 22:30 A seed shall serve him; it shall be accounted to the Lord for a generation.
Ps 73:24 vedi mane savo mokymuir galop priimsi mane į garbę.
Ps 73:24 Thou shalt guide me with thy counsel, and afterward receive me to glory.
Job 34:32 pamokyk mane, kad galėčiau matyti; jei pikta padariau, daugiau to nedarysiu. ’
Job 34:32 That which I see not teach thou me: if I have done iniquity, I will do no more.
Mt 27:30 Spjaudydami į jį, stvėrė iš jo nendrę ir čaižė per galvą.
Mat 27:30 And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head.
Mt 8:14 Atėjęs į Petro namus, Jėzus pamatė jo uošvę gulinčią ir karščiuojančią.
Mat 8:14 And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.
Ps 83:16 Taip teparausta jiems veidai iš gėdos, kad jie imtų ieškoti tavo vardo, Viešpatie!
Ps 83:16 Fill their faces with shame; that they may seek thy name, O LORD.
Pr 6:8 Bet Nojus rado malonę Dievo akyse.
Ge 6:8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.
Lk 24:41 Jiems iš džiaugsmo vis dar netikint ir stebintis, Jėzus paklausė: "Ar neturite čia ko nors valgyti? "
Lu 24:41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?
Job 34:21 Juk jo akys stebi mirtingojo keliąir mato kiekvieną jo žingsnį.
Job 34:21 For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings.
Rom 5:10 Jeigu, kai dar buvome priešai, mus sutaikino su Dievu jo Sūnaus mirtis, tai juo labiau mus išgelbės jo gyvybė, kai jau esame sutaikinti.
Ro 5:10 For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life.
Mt 27:25 O visi žmonės šaukė: "Jo kraujas [tekrinta] ant mūsų ir mūsų vaikų! "
Mat 27:25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
Mt 20:1 Dangaus karalystė panaši į šeimininką, kuris anksti rytą išėjo samdytis darbininkų savo vynuogynui.
Mat 20:1 For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which went out early in the morning to hire labourers into his vineyard.
Job 39:10 Argi galėtumei pririšti jį virvėmis prie vagos, ar jis tau suakėtų tavo slėnius?
Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
2Kar 22:2 Jis darė, kas dora Viešpaties akyse, ir visada ėjo savo protėvio Dovydo pėdomis, nenukrypdamas nei į dešinę, nei į kairę.
2Ki 22:2 And he did that which was right in the sight of the LORD, and walked in all the way of David his father, and turned not aside to the right hand or to the left.
Jn 11:24 Morta atsiliepė: "Aš žinau, jog jis prisikels paskutinę dieną, mirusiems keliantis. "
Jo 11:24 Martha saith unto him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day.
Iš 37:26 Aptraukė aukurą grynu auksu ­ viršų, visus šonus bei ragus ir aplenkė aukso apvadu.
Ex 37:26 And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about.
Pr 48:18 Tėvui Juozapas sakė: "Ne taip, mano tėve! Kadangi šis yra pirmagimis, uždėk savo dešinę ranką jam ant galvos. "
Ge 48:18 And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head.
Joz 9:17 Tad izraelitai leidosi į kelionę ir trečią dieną pasiekė jų miestus. Gibeoniečių miestai buvo Gibeonas, Kefyra, Beerotai ir Kirjat Jearimai.
Jos 9:17 And the children of Israel journeyed, and came unto their cities on the third day. Now their cities were Gibeon, and Chephirah, and Beeroth, and Kirjathjearim.
Iz 14:29 Filistijos gyventojai, jus plakęs vėzdas sulaužytas, bet jums nėra ko džiūgauti. Iš nugaišusio žalčio šaknies išdygsdar piktesnė angis, jo palikuonis ­ skrajojantis slibinas!
Isa 14:29 Rejoice not thou, whole Palestina, because the rod of him that smote thee is broken: for out of the serpent's root shall come forth a cockatrice, and his fruit shall be a fiery flying serpent.

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