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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 4:9 Paėmę mėlyną audinį, apdengs žvakidę su žibintais, žnyplėmis, padėklais ir visais aliejaus indais, kurie jai skirti;
Nu 4:9 And they shall take a cloth of blue, and cover the candlestick of the light, and his lamps, and his tongs, and his snuffdishes, and all the oil vessels thereof, wherewith they minister unto it:
Ts 6:38 Taip ir įvyko. Pakilęs anksti kitą rytą, jis išgręžė vilnas ir išspaudė iš vilnų tiek rasos, kad galėjo pripilti puoduką vandens.
Judg 6:38 And it was so: for he rose up early on the morrow, and thrust the fleece together, and wringed the dew out of the fleece, a bowl full of water.
Neh 13:23 Be to, tomis dienomis pamačiau žydų, vedusių moteris iš Ašdodo, Amono ir Moabo.
Ne 13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab:
Ez 28:12 "Žmogau, raudok dėl Tyro karaliaus ir sakyk jam: ‘Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Tu buvai tobulumo antspaudas, kupinas išmintiesir tobulo grožio.
Eze 28:12 Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.
Pr 12:4 Abromas išėjo, kaip Viešpats jam buvo liepęs, ir Lotas ėjo drauge su juo. Abromas buvo septyniasdešimt penkerių metų, kai paliko Haraną.
Ge 12:4 So Abram departed, as the LORD had spoken unto him; and Lot went with him: and Abram was seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran.
Ps 57:4 Guliu kniūbsčias tarp priešų lyg ryjančių liūtų; jų dantys ­ ietys ir strėlės, o jų liežuviai ­ aštrūs kalavijai.
Ps 57:4 My soul is among lions: and I lie even among them that are set on fire, even the sons of men, whose teeth are spears and arrows, and their tongue a sharp sword.
Pr 1:7 Dievas padarė skliautą ir atskyrė vandenis, buvusius po skliautu, nuo vandenų, buvusių viršum skliauto. Taip ir įvyko.
Ge 1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
Ps 144:4 Žmogus ­ tarsi vėjo dvelktelėjimas, jo dienos ­ tarsi dingstantis šešėlis.
Ps 144:4 Man is like to vanity: his days are as a shadow that passeth away.
1Kor 16:10 Jeigu atvyks Timotiejus, žiūrėkite, kad jis gyventų pas jus be baimės, nes jis dirba Viešpaties darbą kaip ir aš.
1C 16:10 Now if Timotheus come, see that he may be with you without fear: for he worketh the work of the Lord, as I also do.
Pat 29:7 Teisusis rūpinasi beturčių teisėmis, o nedorėlis tokio rūpinimosi negali suprasti.
Pr 29:7 The righteous considereth the cause of the poor: but the wicked regardeth not to know it.
Pr 14:2 šie karaliai išėjo į karą su Sodomos karaliumi Bera, Gomoros karaliumi Birša, Admos karaliumi Šinabu, Ceboimų karaliumi Šemeberu ir Belos (tai yra Coaro) karaliumi.
Ge 14:2 That these made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.
Mk 5:4 Jis jau daug kartų buvo pančiojamas ir grandinėmis rakinamas, bet sutrupindavo grandines, nusitraukydavo pančius, ir niekas negalėdavo jo suvaldyti.
Mar 5:4 Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
1Krn 1:27 Abromas, tai yra Abraomas.
1Ch 1:27 Abram; the same is Abraham.
2Sam 18:7 Ten Izraelio pajėgos buvo Dovydo šalininkų nugalėtos, tą dieną įvyko didelės skerdynės, ir žuvo dvidešimt tūkstančių vyrų.
2Sa 18:7 Where the people of Israel were slain before the servants of David, and there was there a great slaughter that day of twenty thousand men.
2Krn 10:6 karalius Rehabeamas tarėsi su seniūnais, kurie buvo tarnavę jo tėvui dar jam gyvam esant, klausdamas: "Kaip jūs patariate atsakyti šiems žmonėms? "
2Ch 10:6 And king Rehoboam took counsel with the old men that had stood before Solomon his father while he yet lived, saying, What counsel give ye me to return answer to this people?
Kun 25:51 Juo daugiau bus metų iki jubiliejaus, juo didesnę pirkimo kainą jis turės grąžinti kaip atpirkimą;
Le 25:51 If there be yet many years behind, according unto them he shall give again the price of his redemption out of the money that he was bought for.
2Tim 4:22 Viešpats tebūna su tavo dvasia! Malonė teesie su jumis!
2Ti 4:22 The Lord Jesus Christ be with thy spirit. Grace be with you. Amen.
Ez 23:4 Vyresnioji buvo vardu Ohola, o jos sesuo ­ vardu Oholiba. Jos priklausė man ir pagimdė sūnų ir dukterų. Ohola yra Samarija, o Oholiba ­ Jeruzalė.
Eze 23:4 And the names of them were Aholah the elder, and Aholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus were their names; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.
Iš 36:24 iš sidabro nuliejo keturiasdešimt pastovų padėti po dvidešimčia lentų: po du pastovus ­ po pirmosios lentos dviem iškyšomis ir po du pastovus ­ po kiekvienos kitos lentos dviem iškyšomis.
Ex 36:24 And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons.
Dan 4:19 Tuomet Danielius, vadinamas Beltšacaru, kurį laiką buvo lyg stabo ištiktas. Jo mintys kėlė jam nerimą. Karalius tarė jam: "Beltšacarai, tenekelia tau nerimo tas sapnas ar jo aiškinimas. " Beltšacaras atsakė: "Mano valdove, tas sapnas turėtų būti tiems, kurie tavęs nekenčia, o jo aiškinimas ­ tavo priešams!
Da 4:19 Then Daniel, whose name was Belteshazzar, was astonied for one hour, and his thoughts troubled him. The king spake, and said, Belteshazzar, let not the dream, or the interpretation thereof, trouble thee. Belteshazzar answered and said, My lord, the dream be to them that hate thee, and the interpretation thereof to thine enemies.

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