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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sof 1:2 Šluote nušluosiu visa nuo žemės paviršiaus, ­tai Viešpaties žodis. ­
Zep 1:2 I will utterly consume all things from off the land, saith the LORD.
Ez 41:6 Šoniniai kambariai buvo vienas virš kito trijuose aukštuose, po trisdešimt kiekviename aukšte. Visur aplink šventyklos sieną buvo kyšuliai šoniniams kambariams pritvirtinti, kad jie nesiremtų į šventyklos sieną.
Eze 41:6 And the side chambers were three, one over another, and thirty in order; and they entered into the wall which was of the house for the side chambers round about, that they might have hold, but they had not hold in the wall of the house.
1Kar 16:14 O kiti Elos darbai ­ visa, ką jis darė ­ argi nėra aprašyti Izraelio karalių metraščiuose?
1Ki 16:14 Now the rest of the acts of Elah, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?
Jer 33:6 Štai atnešiu jai vaistą ir išgijimą, išgydysiu juos ir apreikšiu jiems tikros gerovės perteklių.
Jer 33:6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
Iz 41:18 Ant plikų kalvų atversiu upesir slėniuose šaltinius. Dykumą paversiu tvenkiniais, išdžiūvusią žemę ­ vandens versmėmis.
Isa 41:18 I will open rivers in high places, and fountains in the midst of the valleys: I will make the wilderness a pool of water, and the dry land springs of water.
Job 8:6 jeigu būsi be priekaištų ir doras, jis tikrai tavimi pasirūpinsir atstatys teisėtą tavo namų židinį.
Job 8:6 If thou wert pure and upright; surely now he would awake for thee, and make the habitation of thy righteousness prosperous.
Kol 4:2 Būkite atsidėję maldai, budėkite su ja dėkodami;
Co 4:2 Continue in prayer, and watch in the same with thanksgiving;
Kun 14:32 Tokios tat yra apeigos raupsuotajam, kuris neišgali atnašų savo pripažinimui, kad yra švarus. "
Le 14:32 This is the law of him in whom is the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get that which pertaineth to his cleansing.
2Kar 19:36 Asirijos karalius Sanheribas pasitraukė ir, sugrįžęs namo, gyveno Ninevėje.
2Ki 19:36 So Sennacherib king of Assyria departed, and went and returned, and dwelt at Nineveh.
1Kar 2:3 Laikykis Viešpaties paliepimų, eidamas jo keliais ir laikydamasis jo įstatų, įsakymų, įsakų ir pamokymų, kaip parašyta Mozės Įstatyme, idant tau sektųsi visa, kad ir ką darytum, ir visur, kad ir kur eitum.
1Ki 2:3 And keep the charge of the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, to keep his statutes, and his commandments, and his judgments, and his testimonies, as it is written in the law of Moses, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, and whithersoever thou turnest thyself:
Pr 26:24 Tą pačią naktį pasirodė jam Viešpats ir tarė: "Aš esu tavo tėvo Abraomo Dievas. Nebijok, nes aš esu su tavimi! Laiminsiu tave ir padauginsiu tavo palikuonisdėl savo tarno Abraomo. "
Ge 26:24 And the LORD appeared unto him the same night, and said, I am the God of Abraham thy father: fear not, for I am with thee, and will bless thee, and multiply thy seed for my servant Abraham's sake.
Kun 16:8 Aaronas trauks burtus, kad patirtų, katras iš ožių yra Viešpačiui ir katras ­ Azazeliui.
Le 16:8 And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat.
Joz 7:11 Izraelis nusidėjo! Sulaužė Sandorą, kurią jiems daviau! Jie pasiėmė iš daiktų, skirtų sunaikinti, ir apsivogė, ir apsimelavo, ir įsidėjo juos tarp savo daiktų.
Jos 7:11 Israel hath sinned, and they have also transgressed my covenant which I commanded them: for they have even taken of the accursed thing, and have also stolen, and dissembled also, and they have put it even among their own stuff.
Ez 18:16 nė vieno neskriaudžia, nereikalauja užstato, nepasiima nieko prievarta, dalijasi duona su alkanu, pridengia drabužiu nuogą,
Eze 18:16 Neither hath oppressed any, hath not withholden the pledge, neither hath spoiled by violence, but hath given his bread to the hungry, and hath covered the naked with a garment,
Ps 72:14 atpirks jų gyvastį iš priespaudos ir smurto; jo akyse brangus jų kraujas.
Ps 72:14 He shall redeem their soul from deceit and violence: and precious shall their blood be in his sight.
Iz 63:15 Žvilgtelėk iš dangaus ir pasižiūrėk į musiš savo švento ir šlovingo būsto! Kur tavo liepsnojantis rūpestis ir tavo galybė, tavo pagailos antplūdis ir gailestingumas? Nesusilaikyk,
Isa 63:15 Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?
Iz 37:4 Teišgirsta Viešpats, tavo Dievas, žodžius rab šakės, kurį atsiuntė jo valdovas, Asirijos karalius, kad įžeistų gyvąjį Dievą! Tenubaudžia jį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, už žodžius, kuriuos girdėjo! Pasimelsk už likutį, kuris yra čia. ’"
Isa 37:4 It may be the LORD thy God will hear the words of Rabshakeh, whom the king of Assyria his master hath sent to reproach the living God, and will reprove the words which the LORD thy God hath heard: wherefore lift up thy prayer for the remnant that is left.
Pat 11:29 Kas kamuoja savo šeimyną, tas paveldi vėją, o kvailys yra išmintingųjų vergas.
Pr 11:29 He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.
Ps 3:2 Daug apie mane sakančių: "Dievas jo neišgelbės!" Sela .
Ps 3:2 Many there be which say of my soul, There is no help for him in God. Selah.
Ps 86:11 Mokyk mane savo kelio, Viešpatie, ir aš ištikimai juo pas tave eisiu; mokyk mano širdį pagarbiai bijoti tavo vardo.
Ps 86:11 Teach me thy way, O LORD; I will walk in thy truth: unite my heart to fear thy name.

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