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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 28:23 nes pasiųsiu į jį marąir kraujo praliejimą jo gatvėse. Jame kris užmuštieji, kai kalavijas ateis iš visų pusių. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. ’
Eze 28:23 For I will send into her pestilence, and blood into her streets; and the wounded shall be judged in the midst of her by the sword upon her on every side; and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Iš 13:8 Tą dieną paaiškinsi savo sūnui: ‘Tai dėl to, ką man padarė Viešpats, kai aš išėjau iš Egipto. ’
Ex 13:8 And thou shalt shew thy son in that day, saying, This is done because of that which the LORD did unto me when I came forth out of Egypt.
Pat 7:22 Tučtuojau jis seka paskui ją, eina kaip veršis, vedamas skersti, šuoliuoja kaip elnias spąstų link,
Pr 7:22 He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;
Iš 34:4 Tad Mozė atsiskėlė iš akmens dvi plokštes, tokias kaip pirmąsias, ir, atsikėlęs anksti rytą, pakilo kopti į Sinajaus kalną, nešinas dviem akmens plokštėmis, kaip Viešpats buvo jam įsakęs.
Ex 34:4 And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone.
Zch 1:21 Aš paklausiau: ‘Ką jie darys atėję? ’ Jis atsakė: ‘Ragai taip vėtė Judą, kad niekas negalėjo galvos pakelti. Tada kalviai atėjo įvaryti jiems siaubo ir ragų nukirsti tautoms, pakėlusioms ragus prieš Judo kraštą, kad jį išvėtytų. ’
Zec 1:21 Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, saying, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, so that no man did lift up his head: but these are come to fray them, to cast out the horns of the Gentiles, which lifted up their horn over the land of Judah to scatter it.
Neh 2:5 paskui tariau karaliui: "Jei tai atrodytų gera karaliui ir jeigu tavo tarnas randa malonę tavo akivaizdoje, prašyčiau pasiųsti mane į Judą ­ į miestą mano protėvių kapų, kad galėčiau jį atstatyti. "
Ne 2:5 And I said unto the king, If it please the king, and if thy servant have found favour in thy sight, that thou wouldest send me unto Judah, unto the city of my fathers' sepulchres, that I may build it.
1Kar 15:13 Be to, jis pašalino savo motiną Maaką iš motinos karalienės vietos, nes ji buvo padariusi pasibjaurėtiną atvaizdą Ašerai. Asa nuvertė jos pasibjaurėtiną atvaizdą ir sudegino Kidrono slėnyje.
1Ki 15:13 And also Maachah his mother, even her he removed from being queen, because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa destroyed her idol, and burnt it by the brook Kidron.
Job 41:1 Argi gali pagauti meškere Leviataną, ar surišti jo nasrus virve?
Job 41:1 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
Kun 8:9 Užmovė jam ant galvos turbaną ir prie turbano priekyje prisegė aukso papuošalą ­ šventąjį ženklą, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Le 8:9 And he put the mitre upon his head; also upon the mitre, even upon his forefront, did he put the golden plate, the holy crown; as the LORD commanded Moses.
1Sam 24:18 Taip, tu ką tik parodei, kaip kilniai elgeisi su manimi, nes, Viešpačiui įdavus mane tau į rankas, tu manęs neužmušei.
1Sa 24:18 And thou hast shewed this day how that thou hast dealt well with me: forasmuch as when the LORD had delivered me into thine hand, thou killedst me not.
Neh 3:12 Šalia jo taisymo darbus dirbo Ha Lohešo sūnus Šalumas, pusės Jeruzalės apylinkės valdytojas, jis pats su dukterimis.
Ne 3:12 And next unto him repaired Shallum the son of Halohesh, the ruler of the half part of Jerusalem, he and his daughters.
Jer 51:52 "Todėl, tikėk manimi, ateina dienos, ­tai Viešpaties žodis, ­kai aš nubausiu jo stabus, ir visame jo krašte dejuos sužeistieji.
Jer 51:52 Wherefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will do judgment upon her graven images: and through all her land the wounded shall groan.
Jl 3:9
Joe 3:9 Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up:
Ez 28:20 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 28:20 Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
Ps 34:2 ב Aš didžiuojuosi Viešpačiu; romieji girdės tai ir džiaugsis.
Ps 34:2 My soul shall make her boast in the LORD: the humble shall hear thereof, and be glad.
Mt 1:23 Štai mergelė nešios įsčiose ir pagimdys sūnų, ir jis vadinsis Emanuelis, o tai reiškia: "Dievas su mumis. "
Mat 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
Ps 76:6 Tau pagrasinus, Jokūbo Dieve, ir raiteliai, ir jų ristūnai krito negyvi.
Ps 76:6 At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the chariot and horse are cast into a dead sleep.
Jn 6:43 Jėzus jiems atsakė: "Liaukitės tarpusavyje murmėję!
Jo 6:43 Jesus therefore answered and said unto them, Murmur not among yourselves.
Pat 29:12 Jei valdovas klausosi melo, visi jo pareigūnai taps nedori.
Pr 29:12 If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants are wicked.
2Kar 3:18 Tai dar tik mažmožis Viešpaties akyse, nes jis atiduos jums į rankas Moabą.
2Ki 3:18 And this is but a light thing in the sight of the LORD: he will deliver the Moabites also into your hand.

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