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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 2:9 Geležies skeptru gali joms kirsti, kaip molio indus į šukes daužyti. "
Ps 2:9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
1Krn 7:31 Berijos sūnūs ­ Heberas ir Malkielis, o šis buvo Birzaito tėvas.
1Ch 7:31 And the sons of Beriah; Heber, and Malchiel, who is the father of Birzavith.
Gg 8:13 [Jis: ] O sodo gyventoja, mano bičiuliai laukia tavo balso! Leisk man jį išgirsti!
SS 8:13 Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it.
Jl 2:8 Vienas kito nestumdo, kiekvienas laikosi savo kelio, prasiveržia pro gynybąir lieka nesulaikyti.
Joe 2:8 Neither shall one thrust another; they shall walk every one in his path: and when they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded.
Apr 13:4 Žmonės garbino slibiną, kad atidavė valdžią žvėriui, ir šlovino žvėrį, šaukdami: "Kas galėtų lygintis su žvėrimi, ir kas galėtų kovoti su juo! "
Re 13:4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
1Kor 11:22 Argi neturite savo namų pavalgyti ir išgerti? O gal norite paniekinti Dievo Bažnyčią ir sugėdinti nepasiturinčius? Kas man belieka sakyti? Pagirti? Ne! Už šitai nepagirsiu.
1C 11:22 What? have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the church of God, and shame them that have not? what shall I say to you? shall I praise you in this? I praise you not.
Neh 12:30 Kunigai ir levitai pirma apsivalė patys, paskui apvalė ir žmones, ir vartus, ir sieną.
Ne 12:30 And the priests and the Levites purified themselves, and purified the people, and the gates, and the wall.
Įst 1:3 Keturiasdešimtų metų vienuolikto mėnesio pirmą dieną Mozė kalbėjo izraelitams, kaip Viešpats jam buvo įsakęs kalbėti.
De 1:3 And it came to pass in the fortieth year, in the eleventh month, on the first day of the month, that Moses spake unto the children of Israel, according unto all that the LORD had given him in commandment unto them;
Pr 12:12 Egiptiečiai, tave pamatę, pamanys: ‘Tai jo žmona. ’ Mane jie užmuš, o tave paliks gyvą.
Ge 12:12 Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Egyptians shall see thee, that they shall say, This is his wife: and they will kill me, but they will save thee alive.
Job 6:23 Arba: ‘Išgelbėkite mane iš priešo rankų’? Arba: ‘Išpirkite mane iš engėjų nagų’?
Job 6:23 Or, Deliver me from the enemy's hand? or, Redeem me from the hand of the mighty?
Pat 3:3 Nuolat su tavimi tebūna gerumas ir ištikimybė; užsirišk juos sau ant kaklo, įsirašyk savo širdies plokštėje.
Pr 3:3 Let not mercy and truth forsake thee: bind them about thy neck; write them upon the table of thine heart:
Neh 3:20 Už jo Zabajo sūnus Baruchas pataisė kitą dalį nuo Kampo iki vyriausiojo kunigo Eljašibo namų durų.
Ne 3:20 After him Baruch the son of Zabbai earnestly repaired the other piece, from the turning of the wall unto the door of the house of Eliashib the high priest.
Apd 3:20 kad nuo Viešpaties veido ateitų paguodos metas ir jis atsiųstų jums skirtąjį Mesiją Jėzų.
Ac 3:20 And he shall send Jesus Christ, which before was preached unto you:
1Krn 29:17 Aš žinau, mano Dieve, kad tu tikrini širdį ir mėgsti dorumą. Dora širdimi noriai atnašavau visus šiuos dalykus, ir dabar pamačiau tavo žmones, čia esančius, tau atnašaujančius gera valia ir su džiaugsmu.
1Ch 29:17 I know also, my God, that thou triest the heart, and hast pleasure in uprightness. As for me, in the uprightness of mine heart I have willingly offered all these things: and now have I seen with joy thy people, which are present here, to offer willingly unto thee.
Ez 18:10 Jei jis pagimdytų sūnų, mušeiką ir galvažudį,
Eze 18:10 If he beget a son that is a robber, a shedder of blood, and that doeth the like to any one of these things,
2Krn 30:9 Jeigu jūs sugrįšite pas Viešpatį, jūsų giminės ir vaikai sulauks pasigailėjimo iš tų, kurie paėmė juos į nelaisvę, ir jie sugrįš į šį kraštą, nes Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, yra malonus ir gailestingas. Jis nenugręš nuo jūsų savo veido, jeigu pas jį sugrįšite. "
2Ch 30:9 For if ye turn again unto the LORD, your brethren and your children shall find compassion before them that lead them captive, so that they shall come again into this land: for the LORD your God is gracious and merciful, and will not turn away his face from you, if ye return unto him.
Jn 5:24 Iš tiesų, iš tiesų sakau jums: kas mano žodžių klausoir mane atsiuntusį tiki, tas turi amžinąjį gyvenimąir nepateks į teismą, nes iš mirties yra perėjęs į gyvenimą.
Jo 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
Iš 26:26 Padarysi iš akacijos medžio skersinius: penkis ­ vienai Padangtės lentų sienai,
Ex 26:26 And thou shalt make bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle,
Pr 4:3 Laikui bėgant, Kainas aukojo Viešpačiui žemės derliaus atnašą,
Ge 4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
Kol 1:1 Paulius, Dievo valia Kristaus Jėzaus apaštalas, ir brolis Timotiejus, ­
Co 1:1 Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, and Timotheus our brother,

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