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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 1:43 ­ surašytų iš Naftalio giminės, buvo penkiasdešimt trys tūkstančiai keturi šimtai.
Nu 1:43 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Naphtali, were fifty and three thousand and four hundred.
Apd 26:25 Paulius atsiliepė: "Ne, nesikraustau iš galvos, prakilnusis Festai, bet kalbu tiesos ir sveiko proto žodžius.
Ac 26:25 But he said, I am not mad, most noble Festus; but speak forth the words of truth and soberness.
Est 8:14 Tad pasiuntiniai, užsėdę ant savo eiklių karališkų ristūnų, išskubėjo, karaliaus įsakymo skatinami. Tuo tarpu įsakas buvo paskelbtas Sūzų pilyje.
Es 8:14 So the posts that rode upon mules and camels went out, being hastened and pressed on by the king's commandment. And the decree was given at Shushan the palace.
Kun 11:42 Kas tik šliaužia pilvu ir kas rėplioja visomis keturiomis ar kas tik turi daug kojų, jokių žemėje knibždančių gyvūnų nevalgysite, nes jie pasibjaurėtini.
Le 11:42 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.
Įst 22:30 Joks vyras neves savo tėvo žmonos, neišniekins savo tėvo lovos.
De 22:30 A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt.
2Krn 29:28 Visa bendrija parpuolė kniūbsčia, aidėjo giesmė ir gaudė trimitai. Visa tai tęsėsi, kol nepasibaigė deginamoji auka.
2Ch 29:28 And all the congregation worshipped, and the singers sang, and the trumpeters sounded: and all this continued until the burnt offering was finished.
Lk 22:20 Lygiai taip po vakarienės jis paėmė taurę, sakydamas: "Ši taurė yra Naujoji Sandora mano kraujyje, kuris už jus išliejamas.
Lu 22:20 Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you.
Pat 31:31 ת Duokite jai atlyginimą už jos triūsą! Teaidi miesto vartai jos darbų gyriumi!
Pr 31:31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.
Iš 34:7 lydintis gerumu lig tūkstantosios kartos, atleidžiantis kaltę, nusižengimą ir nuodėmę, tačiau nepaliekantis kaltųjų be bausmės, bet baudžiantis už tėvų kaltę vaikusir vaikų vaikuslig trečios ir ketvirtos kartos. "
Ex 34:7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.
Apd 8:35 Tuomet, atvėręs lūpas ir pradėjęs nuo to skirsnio, Pilypas jam paskelbė gerąją naujieną apie Jėzų.
Ac 8:35 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus.
2Kor 6:11 Mūsų lūpos atvirai jums prabilo, korintiečiai, mūsų širdis jums tapo erdvi.
2C 6:11 O ye Corinthians, our mouth is open unto you, our heart is enlarged.
2Kar 8:8 karalius tarė Hazaeliui: "Pasiimk dovaną ir nueik Dievo vyro pasitikti. Pasiteirauk Viešpaties per jį, ar aš iš šios ligos išgysiu. "
2Ki 8:8 And the king said unto Hazael, Take a present in thine hand, and go, meet the man of God, and enquire of the LORD by him, saying, Shall I recover of this disease?
Sk 2:26 Jo vyrų, pasak surašymo, buvo šešiasdešimt du tūkstančiai septyni šimtai.
Nu 2:26 And his host, and those that were numbered of them, were threescore and two thousand and seven hundred.
1Kor 10:4 ir visi gėrė to paties dvasinio gėrimo. Jie gėrė iš dvasinės juos lydinčios uolos, o ta uola buvo Kristus.
1C 10:4 And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ.
Gg 4:13 Tu ­ malonumų sodas, kuris želdinagranatmedžius ir geriausius vaisius, henos gėles ir nardo žiedus,
SS 4:13 Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,
Mt 6:7 Melsdamiesi nedaugiažodžiaukite kaip pagonys: jie tariasi būsią išklausyti dėl žodžių gausumo.
Mat 6:7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
Mk 14:48 O Jėzus prabilo jiems: "Tarsi plėšiko išėjote sugauti manęs su kalavijais ir vėzdais.
Mar 14:48 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Are ye come out, as against a thief, with swords and with staves to take me?
Lk 17:35 Dvi mals drauge, ir viena bus paimta, o kita palikta. "
Lu 17:35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
1Kar 2:15 "Tu žinai, ­ kalbėjo jis, ­ kad karalystė priklausė man ir visas Izraelis tikėjosi, kad aš būsiu karaliumi. Bet karalystė perėjo mano broliui, nes Viešpats jam ją skyrė.
1Ki 2:15 And he said, Thou knowest that the kingdom was mine, and that all Israel set their faces on me, that I should reign: howbeit the kingdom is turned about, and is become my brother's: for it was his from the LORD.
Apd 22:19 Aš atsiliepiau: ‘Viešpatie, juk jie žino, kad aš tavo tikinčiuosius sinagoga nuo sinagogos varydavau į kalėjimą ir plakdinau.
Ac 22:19 And I said, Lord, they know that I imprisoned and beat in every synagogue them that believed on thee:

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