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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 15:12 Kas atėmė iš tavęs širdį, kodėl apsiblausė tavo akys,
Job 15:12 Why doth thine heart carry thee away? and what do thy eyes wink at,
Įst 14:18 gandras, įvairių rūšių garniai, kukutis ir šikšnosparnis.
De 14:18 And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
1Kor 14:4 Kas kalba kalbomis, pats save tobulina, o kas pranašauja ­ ugdo Bažnyčią.
1C 14:4 He that speaketh in an unknown tongue edifieth himself; but he that prophesieth edifieth the church.
Ps 105:7 Jis, Viešpats, mūsų Dievas, ir visoje žemėje vykdomi jo įsakymai.
Ps 105:7 He is the LORD our God: his judgments are in all the earth.
Kun 15:33 ir tai, kuri negaluoja mėnesinėmis, kiekvienam ­ vyrui ir moteriai ­ turinčiam išsiliejimą, ir vyrui, kuris sugula su apeigoms nešvaria moterimi! ’"
Le 15:33 And of her that is sick of her flowers, and of him that hath an issue, of the man, and of the woman, and of him that lieth with her that is unclean.
Ps 127:4 Lyg strėlės galiūno rankojeyra jaunystėje žmogui gimę sūnūs.
Ps 127:4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
Ez 23:11 Jos sesuo Oholiba tai matė, tačiau buvo dar gašlesnė ir labiau ištvirkusi negu jos sesuo, ir jos kekšystė viršijo sesers kekšystę.
Eze 23:11 And when her sister Aholibah saw this, she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in her whoredoms.
Žyd 3:6 O Kristus viešpatauja jo namuose kaip Sūnus, ir tie namai esame mes, jeigu išlaikysime tvirtą pasitikėjimą ir pasididžiavimą viltimi.
He 3:6 But Christ as a son over his own house; whose house are we, if we hold fast the confidence and the rejoicing of the hope firm unto the end.
Sk 13:5 iš Simeono giminės ­ Horio sūnus Šafatas,
Nu 13:5 Of the tribe of Simeon, Shaphat the son of Hori.
2Sam 7:3 Natanas tarė karaliui: "Eik ir daryk visa, kas tavo širdyje, nes Viešpats su tavimi. "
2Sa 7:3 And Nathan said to the king, Go, do all that is in thine heart; for the LORD is with thee.
Ps 119:116 Stiprink mane gyvenime, kaip esi pažadėjęs, neleisk mano vilčiai niekais nueiti.
Ps 119:116 Uphold me according unto thy word, that I may live: and let me not be ashamed of my hope.
Iz 32:4 Silpnadvasių širdis išmoks suprasti, švepluojančiųjų liežuvis kalbės be vargo ir aiškiai.
Isa 32:4 The heart also of the rash shall understand knowledge, and the tongue of the stammerers shall be ready to speak plainly.
Jer 34:7 Babilono karaliaus kariuomenei kariaujant su Jeruzale ir dar išlikusiais Judo miestais Lachišu ir Azeka, nes iš įtvirtintų miestų buvo likę tik tie miestai.
Jer 34:7 When the king of Babylon's army fought against Jerusalem, and against all the cities of Judah that were left, against Lachish, and against Azekah: for these defenced cities remained of the cities of Judah.
Jn 8:32 jūs pažinsite tiesą, ir tiesa padarys jus laisvus. "
Jo 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
2Krn 17:12 Juozapatas darėsi vis galingesnis ir galingesnis, statydamas tvirtoves bei sandėlių miestus Jude.
2Ch 17:12 And Jehoshaphat waxed great exceedingly; and he built in Judah castles, and cities of store.
Gal 1:7 nors iš tikro kitos nėra, o yra tik jus klaidinantys žmonės, kurie nori iškreipti Kristaus Evangeliją.
Ga 1:7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
Gg 6:1 [Choras: ] Kur nuėjo tavo mylimasis, o gražiausioji iš moterų? Kuriuo keliu pasuko tavo mylimasis, kad galėtume jo ieškoti kartu su tavimi?
SS 6:1 Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee.
Rd 5:16 Vainikas nukrito mums nuo galvos; vargas mums, nes mes nusidėjome!
La 5:16 The crown is fallen from our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned!
1Jn 2:22 Kas yra melagis, jeigu ne tas, kuris neigia Jėzų esant Mesiją? Tasai yra Antikristas, kuris neigia Tėvą ir Sūnų.
1J 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1Krn 4:29 Bilhoje, Eceme, Tolade,
1Ch 4:29 And at Bilhah, and at Ezem, and at Tolad,

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