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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 3:14 Saliamonas pagamino užuolaidą iš mėlynos, violetinės bei tamsiai raudonos spalvos siūlų ir plonos drobės su joje išsiuvinėtais kerubais.
2Ch 3:14 And he made the vail of blue, and purple, and crimson, and fine linen, and wrought cherubims thereon.
Ps 86:2 Apsaugok mano gyvastį, nes aš ištikimas; mano Dieve, gelbėk savo tarną, kuris tavimi pasitiki.
Ps 86:2 Preserve my soul; for I am holy: O thou my God, save thy servant that trusteth in thee.
2Pt 1:2 Malonė ir ramybė tegausėja jums su Dievo ir mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus pažinimu.
2P 1:2 Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,
1Kar 20:28 Tada Dievo vyras, priėjęs prie Izraelio karaliaus, tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats. Kadangi aramėjai sakė: ‘Viešpats yra kalnų Dievas, bet ne lygumų Dievas’, ­ atiduosiu visą šią kariuomenę tau į rankas, ir tu žinosi, kad aš esu Viešpats. "
1Ki 20:28 And there came a man of God, and spake unto the king of Israel, and said, Thus saith the LORD, Because the Syrians have said, The LORD is God of the hills, but he is not God of the valleys, therefore will I deliver all this great multitude into thine hand, and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
Sk 30:16 Tokie tat yra įstatai, kuriuos Viešpats įsakė per Mozę, dėl vyro ir žmonos, dėl tėvo ir dukters, kuri tebėra jaunutė ir tebegyvena tėvo namuose.
Nu 30:16 These are the statutes, which the LORD commanded Moses, between a man and his wife, between the father and his daughter, being yet in her youth in her father's house.
2Krn 5:3 Visi izraelitai suėjo pas karalių per septinto mėnesio iškilmes .
2Ch 5:3 Wherefore all the men of Israel assembled themselves unto the king in the feast which was in the seventh month.
Sk 20:15 Mūsų protėviai nuėjo į Egiptą, mes gyvenome Egipte ilgą laiką, ir egiptiečiai engė mus bei mūsų protėvius.
Nu 20:15 How our fathers went down into Egypt, and we have dwelt in Egypt a long time; and the Egyptians vexed us, and our fathers:
1Sam 2:28 Aš išrinkau jį iš visų Izraelio giminių būti mano kunigu ­ žengti prie mano aukuro, atnašauti smilkalus ir vilkėti efodą mano akivaizdoje; aš paskyriau tavo tėvo namams visas izraelitų ugnines atnašas.
1Sa 2:28 And did I choose him out of all the tribes of Israel to be my priest, to offer upon mine altar, to burn incense, to wear an ephod before me? and did I give unto the house of thy father all the offerings made by fire of the children of Israel?
Tit 3:8 Tai tikras žodis. Ir aš noriu, kad tu pabrėžtinai mokytum šių dalykų, idant patikėjusieji Dievu rūpintųsi pirmauti gerais darbais. Tai gera ir naudinga žmonėms.
Ti 3:8 This is a faithful saying, and these things I will that thou affirm constantly, that they which have believed in God might be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable unto men.
Kun 13:16 Bet jei gyva mėsa vėl tampa balta, jis ateis pas kunigą.
Le 13:16 Or if the raw flesh turn again, and be changed unto white, he shall come unto the priest;
Neh 13:24 Pusė jų vaikų kalbėjo Ašdodo kalba. Žydiškai kalbėti jie nemokėjo, bet kalbėjo tų įvairių tautų kalbomis.
Ne 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but according to the language of each people.
Ps 105:39 Jis supūtė debesį kaip dangąir ugnimi švietė naktį.
Ps 105:39 He spread a cloud for a covering; and fire to give light in the night.
Įst 17:15 iš tikrųjų gali pasiskirti karaliumi tą, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išrinks. Tik žiūrėk, kad karaliumi pasiskirtum vieną iš savo giminaičių; kokio nors svetimtaučio ­ žmogaus, kuris nėra tavo giminaitis ­ karaliumi negali pasiskirti.
De 17:15 Thou shalt in any wise set him king over thee, whom the LORD thy God shall choose: one from among thy brethren shalt thou set king over thee: thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother.
Ts 11:9 "Puiku! Jei vedatės mane kovoti su amonitais, ir Viešpats man juos įduos, ­ tarė Gileado seniūnams Iftachas, ­ būsiu jūsų galva. "
Judg 11:9 And Jephthah said unto the elders of Gilead, If ye bring me home again to fight against the children of Ammon, and the LORD deliver them before me, shall I be your head?
Ps 83:6 Edomo ir izmaelitų tautos, Moabas ir hagarai,
Ps 83:6 The tabernacles of Edom, and the Ishmaelites; of Moab, and the Hagarenes;
Oz 10:11 Efraimas tapo prijaukinta telyčia, mėgstančia kulti javus. Bet aš uždėsiu jungą ant jos gražaus kakloir priversiu Efraimą plėšti dirvoną. Judas turi a´rti, o Jokūbas ­ akėti.
Ho 10:11 And Ephraim is as an heifer that is taught, and loveth to tread out the corn; but I passed over upon her fair neck: I will make Ephraim to ride; Judah shall plow, and Jacob shall break his clods.
Jl 2:14 Kas žino, ar jis vėl neatleisir nepaliks palaiminimo ­javų atnašų ir liejamųjų aukųViešpačiui, jūsų Dievui?
Joe 2:14 Who knoweth if he will return and repent, and leave a blessing behind him; even a meat offering and a drink offering unto the LORD your God?
Mk 1:42 Tuojau pat raupsai pranyko, ir jis tapo švarus.
Mar 1:42 And as soon as he had spoken, immediately the leprosy departed from him, and he was cleansed.
Jer 51:10 Viešpats parodė mūsų teisumą; ateikite, paskelbkime Sione, ką padarė Viešpats, mūsų Dievas.
Jer 51:10 The LORD hath brought forth our righteousness: come, and let us declare in Zion the work of the LORD our God.
2Krn 5:12 visi levitai giesmininkai ­ Asafas, Hemanas ir Jedutūnas, jų sūnūs bei broliai, apsirengę plonos drobės apdarais, laikydami cimbolus, arfas ir lyras, stovėjo į rytus nuo aukuro su šimtu dvidešimt kunigų, pučiančių trimitus.
2Ch 5:12 Also the Levites which were the singers, all of them of Asaph, of Heman, of Jeduthun, with their sons and their brethren, being arrayed in white linen, having cymbals and psalteries and harps, stood at the east end of the altar, and with them an hundred and twenty priests sounding with trumpets:)

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