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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Job 15:32 Nuvys jis pirma laiko, ir jo šakos daugiau nebesužaliuos.
Job 15:32 It shall be accomplished before his time, and his branch shall not be green.
Sk 7:19 sidabro taurę, sveriančią septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilnus geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:19 He offered for his offering one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
1Sam 2:11 Tada Elkana sugrįžo namo į Ramą, o berniukas pasiliko tarnauti Viešpačiui kunigo Elio prižiūrimas.
1Sa 2:11 And Elkanah went to Ramah to his house. And the child did minister unto the LORD before Eli the priest.
2Krn 36:3 Egipto karalius pašalino jį iš sosto Jeruzalėje ir uždėjo kraštui šimto sidabro talentų ir vieno aukso talento duoklę.
2Ch 36:3 And the king of Egypt put him down at Jerusalem, and condemned the land in an hundred talents of silver and a talent of gold.
1Kar 2:16 O dabar aš turiu į tave vieną prašymą. Neatstumk manęs. " ­ "Sakyk", ­ tarė ji.
1Ki 2:16 And now I ask one petition of thee, deny me not. And she said unto him, Say on.
2Sam 10:6 Amonitai suprato užsitraukę Dovydo pyktį. Taigi Amonas pasiuntė atstovus ir pasamdė Bet Rehobo aramėjus bei Cobos aramėjus ­ dvidešimt tūkstančių pėstininkų, Maakos karalių su tūkstančiu vyrų ir dvylika tūkstančių vyrų iš Tobo.
2Sa 10:6 And when the children of Ammon saw that they stank before David, the children of Ammon sent and hired the Syrians of Bethrehob and the Syrians of Zoba, twenty thousand footmen, and of king Maacah a thousand men, and of Ishtob twelve thousand men.
2Sam 19:40 O karalius nuėjo Gilgalo link, ir Kimhamas ėjo su juo. Visi Judo giminės kariai ir pusė Izraelio kariuomenės palydėjo karalių per upę.
2Sa 19:40 Then the king went on to Gilgal, and Chimham went on with him: and all the people of Judah conducted the king, and also half the people of Israel.
Sk 31:41 Mozė duoklę ­ atnašą Viešpačiui ­ atidavė kunigui Eleazarui, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Nu 31:41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was the LORD'S heave offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as the LORD commanded Moses.
Fil 2:19 Aš turiu Viešpatyje Jėzuje viltį netrukus pasiųsti pas jus Timotiejų, kad būčiau ramus, sužinojęs, kaip jums sekasi.
Phil 2:19 But I trust in the Lord Jesus to send Timotheus shortly unto you, that I also may be of good comfort, when I know your state.
Dan 3:17 Jei mūsų Dievas, kuriam tarnaujame, gali mus išgelbėti iš ugnimi plieskiančios krosnies ir tavo rankos, karaliau, teišgelbsti.
Da 3:17 If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.
Pr 9:24 Išsiblaivęs nuo vyno ir sužinojęs, ką jo jauniausias sūnus buvo jam padaręs,
Ge 9:24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
2Kor 9:6 Argi ne taip: kas šykščiai sėja, šykščiai ir pjaus, o kas dosniai sėja, dosniai ir pjaus.
2C 9:6 But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
Lk 6:19 Visa minia stengėsi jį paliesti, nes iš jo ėjo galia ir visus gydė.
Lu 6:19 And the whole multitude sought to touch him: for there went virtue out of him, and healed them all.
Oz 3:2 Tuomet pirkau ją už penkiolika sidabro šekelių ir homerą su letechu miežių.
Ho 3:2 So I bought her to me for fifteen pieces of silver, and for an homer of barley, and an half homer of barley:
Jer 38:28 O Jeremijas pasiliko sargybos kiemo būste ligi tos dienos, kai Jeruzalė buvo paimta. O štai kaip Jeruzalė buvo paimta.
Jer 38:28 So Jeremiah abode in the court of the prison until the day that Jerusalem was taken: and he was there when Jerusalem was taken.
Ps 6:8 Atsitraukite nuo manęs, visi piktadariai, nes Viešpats išgirdo mano verksmą.
Ps 6:8 Depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity; for the LORD hath heard the voice of my weeping.
2Kar 22:11 Išklausęs Įstatymo knygos žodžius, karalius persiplėšė drabužius.
2Ki 22:11 And it came to pass, when the king had heard the words of the book of the law, that he rent his clothes.
1Tes 5:20 Neniekinkite pranašavimų!
1Th 5:20 Despise not prophesyings.
Jer 51:17 Kiekvienas žmogus yra kvailas ir neišmanėlis; visus auksakalius gėdina jų stabai, nes ką jie nulieja, tai melas; jie neturi gyvybės.
Jer 51:17 Every man is brutish by his knowledge; every founder is confounded by the graven image: for his molten image is falsehood, and there is no breath in them.
Dan 2:7 Jie antrąkart atsakė: "Tepapasakoja pirma karalius tą sapną savo tarnams, tuomet mes galėsime jį paaiškinti. "
Da 2:7 They answered again and said, Let the king tell his servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation of it.

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