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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 17:11 Jie aplink mane, kur tik pasisuku, įbedę akis, laukia progos mane parblokšti
Ps 17:11 They have now compassed us in our steps: they have set their eyes bowing down to the earth;
2Krn 26:22 Kitus Uzijo darbus, nuo pirmo iki paskutinio, aprašė Amoco sūnus pranašas Izaijas.
2Ch 26:22 Now the rest of the acts of Uzziah, first and last, did Isaiah the prophet, the son of Amoz, write.
Sk 16:8 Tada Mozė tarė Korachui: "Jūs, levitai, klausykitės manęs!
Nu 16:8 And Moses said unto Korah, Hear, I pray you, ye sons of Levi:
1Kar 2:41 Kai Saliamonui buvo pranešta, kad Šimis buvo nuvykęs iš Jeruzalės į Gatą ir sugrįžo,
1Ki 2:41 And it was told Solomon that Shimei had gone from Jerusalem to Gath, and was come again.
Sk 18:21 Levitams daviau visas dešimtines Izraelyje kaip dalį už tarnybą, kurią jie atlieka, tarnybą Susitikimo Palapinėje.
Nu 18:21 And, behold, I have given the children of Levi all the tenth in Israel for an inheritance, for their service which they serve, even the service of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Mt 10:17 Sergėkitės žmonių, nes jie įskundinės jus teismams ir plaks savo sinagogose.
Mat 10:17 But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
Pat 25:12 Kaip aukso žiedas ar aukso puošmenayra išminčiaus papeikimas paklusniai ausiai.
Pr 25:12 As an earring of gold, and an ornament of fine gold, so is a wise reprover upon an obedient ear.
Iz 16:3 "Duoki patarimą, užjauski! Tebūna tavo šešėlis jiems it vėsi naktisvidurdienio karštyje; duoki pastogę benamiams, neišduok pabėgėlių.
Isa 16:3 Take counsel, execute judgment; make thy shadow as the night in the midst of the noonday; hide the outcasts; bewray not him that wandereth.
Rom 11:29 Juk Dievo malonės dovanos ir pašaukimas ­ neatšaukiami.
Ro 11:29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
2Krn 22:2 Ahazijas buvo keturiasdešimt dvejų metų, kai pradėjo karaliauti, ir Jeruzalėje karaliavo vienerius metus. Jo motina buvo Omrio dukraitė, vardu Atalija.
2Ch 22:2 Forty and two years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign, and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Athaliah the daughter of Omri.
Įst 28:29 Net vidudienį eisi apgraibomis kaip aklas tamsoje, bet kelio nerasi. Nuolat būsi engiamas ir plėšiamas, nebus kam tau pagelbėti.
De 28:29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.
2Kar 22:6 ­ ir dailidėms, ir statytojams, ir mūrininkams. Tepanaudoja jį pirkti medžiui ir skaldytam akmeniui Namams taisyti.
2Ki 22:6 Unto carpenters, and builders, and masons, and to buy timber and hewn stone to repair the house.
Pr 35:6 Taigi Jokūbas atkeliavo į Lūzą, tai yra Betelį, Kanaano krašte, jis ir visi su juo buvę žmonės.
Ge 35:6 So Jacob came to Luz, which is in the land of Canaan, that is, Bethel, he and all the people that were with him.
Sk 1:25 ­ surašytų iš Gado giminės, buvo keturiasdešimt penki tūkstančiai šeši šimtai penkiasdešimt.
Nu 1:25 Those that were numbered of them, even of the tribe of Gad, were forty and five thousand six hundred and fifty.
Apd 8:17 Tuomet apaštalai dėjo ant jų rankas, ir tie gavo Šventąją Dvasią.
Ac 8:17 Then laid they their hands on them, and they received the Holy Ghost.
Am 4:13 Juk tai tas, kuris padaro kalnus, kuris sukuria vėją ir apreiškia žmogui savo mintis, kuris tamsą paverčia aušrair žengia žemės aukštumomis; jis vardu Viešpats, Galybių Dievas! "
Am 4:13 For, lo, he that formeth the mountains, and createth the wind, and declareth unto man what is his thought, that maketh the morning darkness, and treadeth upon the high places of the earth, The LORD, The God of hosts, is his name.
Iš 38:10 jų dvidešimt stulpų su dvidešimčia pastovų buvo iš vario, bet stulpų kabliai ir sankabos buvo iš sidabro.
Ex 38:10 Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver.
Ps 84:1 Choro vadovui. Pagal gititą . Koracho sūnų psalmė. Kokios mielos tavo buveinės, Galybių Viešpatie!
Ps 84:1 How amiable are thy tabernacles, O LORD of hosts!
Job 1:20 Tada Jobas atsistojo, persiplėšė drabužius ir nusiskuto galvą. Puolęs kniūbsčias,
Job 1:20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
2Kor 10:2 Aš jus prašau, kad atvykęs neturėčiau pasirodyti smarkuoliu, pasiryžusiu griežtai sudrausti kai kuriuos, manančius, jog mes vadovaujamės kūno sumetimais.
2C 10:2 But I beseech you, that I may not be bold when I am present with that confidence, wherewith I think to be bold against some, which think of us as if we walked according to the flesh.

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