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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Apd 21:20 Jie išklausę šlovino Dievą ir tarė Pauliui: "Tu matai, broli, kiek tūkstančių žydų tapo tikinčiaisiais, ir jie visi uoliai laikosi Įstatymo.
Ac 21:20 And when they heard it, they glorified the Lord, and said unto him, Thou seest, brother, how many thousands of Jews there are which believe; and they are all zealous of the law:
Pr 47:31 ­ "Prisiek man!" ­ reikalavo tėvas. Ir Juozapas jam prisiekė. Tada Izraelis palenkė galvą į lovos galvūgalį .
Ge 47:31 And he said, Swear unto me. And he sware unto him. And Israel bowed himself upon the bed's head.
Ps 109:30 Visu balsu dėkosiu Viešpačiui, giesme šlovinsiu jį žmonių spūstyje,
Ps 109:30 I will greatly praise the LORD with my mouth; yea, I will praise him among the multitude.
2Krn 13:12 Žiūrėkite, Dievas su mumis, mūsų priekyje, ir jo kunigai su trimitais pasiruošę pašaukti į kovą prieš jus. Izraelitai, nekovokite su Viešpačiu, savo protėvių Dievu, nes sėkmė jūsų nelydės! "
2Ch 13:12 And, behold, God himself is with us for our captain, and his priests with sounding trumpets to cry alarm against you. O children of Israel, fight ye not against the LORD God of your fathers; for ye shall not prosper.
Pat 14:23 Kiekvienas triūsas duoda naudos, vien plepėjimas veda į skurdą.
Pr 14:23 In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips tendeth only to penury.
1Kar 11:6 Taigi Saliamonas darė, kas pikta Viešpaties akyse, ir ištikimai Viešpaties nesekė, kaip darė jo tėvas.
1Ki 11:6 And Solomon did evil in the sight of the LORD, and went not fully after the LORD, as did David his father.
2Krn 25:12 Judo vyrai kitą dešimt tūkstančių paėmė į nelaisvę gyvų ir, užvedę juos ant Selos viršūnės, nustūmė žemyn. Jie visi suknežo.
2Ch 25:12 And other ten thousand left alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces.
Žyd 3:7 Taigi anot Šventosios Dvasios žodžių: Jei šiandien išgirsite jo balsą,
He 3:7 Wherefore (as the Holy Ghost saith, To day if ye will hear his voice,
Iš 40:37 Bet jeigu debesis nepakildavo, jie tol nesileisdavo į kelionę, kol jis nepakildavo.
Ex 40:37 But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up.
Iš 12:8 Avinėlis turi būti valgomas tą pačią naktį; jis bus iškeptas ant ugnies ir valgomas su nerauginta duona bei karčiosiomis žolėmis.
Ex 12:8 And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; and with bitter herbs they shall eat it.
Apd 16:5 Taip Bažnyčios vis stiprėjo tikėjimu ir kasdien augo skaičiumi.
Ac 16:5 And so were the churches established in the faith, and increased in number daily.
1Krn 23:15 Mozės sūnūs: Geršomas ir Eliezeras.
1Ch 23:15 The sons of Moses were, Gershom, and Eliezer.
Apd 5:41 O tie ėjo iš tarybos džiaugdamiesi, kad dėl Jėzaus vardo užsitarnavo panieką.
Ac 5:41 And they departed from the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer shame for his name.
Job 22:3 Ką Visagalis gauna, jei tu teisus? Kokia jam nauda, jei tu gyveni be priekaištų?
Job 22:3 Is it any pleasure to the Almighty, that thou art righteous? or is it gain to him, that thou makest thy ways perfect?
Ps 56:7 Atmokėk jiems, Dieve, už jų nusikaltimą; pažabok tuos žmones, Dieve.
Ps 56:7 Shall they escape by iniquity? in thine anger cast down the people, O God.
1Kar 8:14 Tada, visai Izraelio bendrijai stovint, karalius atsigręžė į žmones ir palaimino visą Izraelio bendriją.
1Ki 8:14 And the king turned his face about, and blessed all the congregation of Israel: (and all the congregation of Israel stood;)
Iz 26:12 Viešpatie, tu skiri mums gerovę, nes atlikai dėl mūsų visus mūsų darbus!
Isa 26:12 LORD, thou wilt ordain peace for us: for thou also hast wrought all our works in us.
Rd 3:48 Mano akys plūsta ašarų upėmisdėl savo tautos pražūties.
La 3:48 Mine eye runneth down with rivers of water for the destruction of the daughter of my people.
Kun 7:12 Jei kas ją aukoja dėkodamas, tai drauge su bendravimo auka turės atnašauti ir aliejumi įmaišytų neraugintų papločių, aliejumi apteptų neraugintų bandelių bei aliejuje išminkytų geriausių miltų papločių.
Le 7:12 If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.
Iz 43:18 "Daugiau nebesiremkite tuo, kas buvo, nebemąstykite apie tai, kas seniai praėjo.
Isa 43:18 Remember ye not the former things, neither consider the things of old.

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