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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Pr 18:21 kad turėjau nužengti ir pamatyti, ar jie iš tikro elgiasi, kaip skelbia mane pasiekęs šauksmas. Taip ar ne ­ sužinosiu. "
Ge 18:21 I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.
Mt 14:28 Petras atsiliepė: "Viešpatie, jei čia tu, liepk man ateiti pas tave vandeniu. "
Mat 14:28 And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee on the water.
Pat 9:9 Šviesk išmintingą žmogų, kad taptų išmintingesnis, mokyk teisųjį, kad daugiau išmoktų.
Pr 9:9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.
1Jn 3:6 Kas tik gyvena jame, tas nedaro nuodėmių, o nė vienas nusidėjėlis jo neregėjo ir nepažino.
1J 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1Kar 15:28 Taigi Baša nužudė Nadabą trečiais Judo karaliaus Asos metais ir vietoj jo tapo karaliumi.
1Ki 15:28 Even in the third year of Asa king of Judah did Baasha slay him, and reigned in his stead.
Ps 119:77 Tepasiekia mane tavo gailestingumas, kad būčiau gyvas, nes tavo Įstatymas man žavus.
Ps 119:77 Let thy tender mercies come unto me, that I may live: for thy law is my delight.
Kun 13:43 Kunigas apžiūrės jį; jei patinimas ant pliko pakaušio ar pliko viršugalvio yra rausvai baltas, kaip atrodo raupsų liga kūno odoje,
Le 13:43 Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the rising of the sore be white reddish in his bald head, or in his bald forehead, as the leprosy appeareth in the skin of the flesh;
Pat 31:29 ר "Daug sumanių moterų, bet tu viršiji jas visas! "
Pr 31:29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
Įst 30:3 Viešpats, tavo Dievas, sugrąžins tave iš tremties ir, pasigailėdamas tavęs, vėl surinks tave iš visų tautų, kuriose Viešpats, tavo Dievas, bus tave išsklaidęs.
De 30:3 That then the LORD thy God will turn thy captivity, and have compassion upon thee, and will return and gather thee from all the nations, whither the LORD thy God hath scattered thee.
Ps 38:19 O mano mirtini priešai ­ sveiki ir stiprūs; daug tokių, kurie be priežasties manęs nekenčia.
Ps 38:19 But mine enemies are lively, and they are strong: and they that hate me wrongfully are multiplied.
Ps 107:10 Kiti sėdėjo niūrioje tamsoje, belaisviai skurde ir grandinėse,
Ps 107:10 Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, being bound in affliction and iron;
Pat 9:6 Atsisakykite nesubrendimo, kad gyventumėteir eitumėte suvokimo keliu.
Pr 9:6 Forsake the foolish, and live; and go in the way of understanding.
Mk 6:28 ir, atnešęs ją dubenyje, padavė mergaitei, o mergaitė atidavė ją savo motinai.
Mar 6:28 And brought his head in a charger, and gave it to the damsel: and the damsel gave it to her mother.
1Kor 14:30 Bet jei kitam sėdinčiam kas apreiškiama, pirmesnysis tegul nutyla.
1C 14:30 If any thing be revealed to another that sitteth by, let the first hold his peace.
Įst 33:21 Pirmienas sau pasirinko, nes ten buvo vadui paskirta dalis; jis atėjo tautos priekyje, įvykdė Viešpaties teisumąir jo įsakus Izraeliui. "
De 33:21 And he provided the first part for himself, because there, in a portion of the lawgiver, was he seated; and he came with the heads of the people, he executed the justice of the LORD, and his judgments with Israel.
Jn 4:23 Bet ateis valanda ­ jau dabar ji yra, ­kai tikrieji garbintojaišlovins Tėvą dvasia ir tiesa. Ir pats Tėvas tokių garbintojų ieško.
Jo 4:23 But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him.
2Kar 25:2 Miestas buvo apgulos būklėje iki vienuoliktų karaliaus Zedekijo metų.
2Ki 25:2 And the city was besieged unto the eleventh year of king Zedekiah.
Dan 3:2 Tuomet karalius Nebukadnecaras įsakė, kad būtų pašaukti satrapai, seniūnai ir valdytojai, patarėjai, iždo saugotojai, teisėjai, tarnautojai ir visi sričių pareigūnai dalyvauti pašventinimo iškilmėse statulos, kurią karalius Nebukadnecaras buvo pastatęs.
Da 3:2 Then Nebuchadnezzar the king sent to gather together the princes, the governors, and the captains, the judges, the treasurers, the counsellors, the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, to come to the dedication of the image which Nebuchadnezzar the king had set up.
2Kar 5:3 "Kad nueitų mano šeimininkas Samarijon pas pranašą, ­ kalbėjo ji savo šeimininkei, ­ jis išgydytų jo raupsus. "
2Ki 5:3 And she said unto her mistress, Would God my lord were with the prophet that is in Samaria! for he would recover him of his leprosy.
2Sam 16:12 Galbūt Viešpats pažvelgs į mano skausmą ir atlygins man geru už šiandien ištartus jo keiksmus. "
2Sa 16:12 It may be that the LORD will look on mine affliction, and that the LORD will requite me good for his cursing this day.

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