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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ps 78:41 Jie vis gundė ir gundė Dievą, Izraelio Šventajam skaudino širdį.
Ps 78:41 Yea, they turned back and tempted God, and limited the Holy One of Israel.
Jer 52:28 Štai skaičius žmonių, kuriuos Nebukadnecaras išvarė į tremtį: septintais savo valdymo metais ­ tris tūkstančius ir dvidešimt tris judėjus,
Jer 52:28 This is the people whom Nebuchadrezzar carried away captive: in the seventh year three thousand Jews and three and twenty:
Pr 8:4 kad septinto mėnesio septynioliktą dieną laivas sustojo Ararato kalnuose.
Ge 8:4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.
Pat 25:24 Geriau gyventi kampe ant stogo, negu erdviuose namuose su priekabia žmona.
Pr 25:24 It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
Jn 21:19 Jis tai pasakė, nurodydamas, kokia mirtimi Petras pašlovinsiąs Dievą. Tai pasakęs, dar pridūrė: "Sek paskui mane! "
Jo 21:19 This spake he, signifying by what death he should glorify God. And when he had spoken this, he saith unto him, Follow me.
Rd 1:9 Jos nešvarumai lipo jai prie sijono, apie savo ateitį ji nepagalvojo. Jos kritimas buvo baisus, ir nebuvo, kas ją paguostų. "Viešpatie, pažvelk į mano skausmą, nes priešas puikuojasi! "
La 1:9 Her filthiness is in her skirts; she remembereth not her last end; therefore she came down wonderfully: she had no comforter. O LORD, behold my affliction: for the enemy hath magnified himself.
Apr 18:10 Jie stovi iš tolo ir, jos kentėjimų išgąsdinti, aimanuoja: "Vargas, vargas, didysis mieste! Babele, galingasis mieste, per valandą įvyko tavo teismas! "
Re 18:10 Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.
Lk 4:21 Ir jis pradėjo jiems kalbėti: "Šiandien išsipildė ką tik jūsų girdėti Rašto žodžiai. "
Lu 4:21 And he began to say unto them, This day is this scripture fulfilled in your ears.
Lk 22:2 Aukštieji kunigai ir Rašto aiškintojai ieškojo būdo nužudyti Jėzų, tačiau bijojo liaudies.
Lu 22:2 And the chief priests and scribes sought how they might kill him; for they feared the people.
Iš 1:17 Tačiau pribuvėjos bijojo Dievo ir nevykdė, ką Egipto karalius buvo joms įsakęs, palikdavo gyvus ir berniukus.
Ex 1:17 But the midwives feared God, and did not as the king of Egypt commanded them, but saved the men children alive.
Pat 1:7 Pagarbi Viešpaties baimė ­ pažinimo pradžia, bet kvailieji niekina išmintį ir pamokymą.
Pr 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Jer 16:5 Taip kalba Viešpats: "Neužeik į namus, kur gedima, nedalyvauk jų raudoje, nereikšk jiems užuojautos, nes aš atėmiau iš šios tautos savo ramybę, ­ tai Viešpaties žodis, ­ atėmiau malonę ir pasigailėjimą.
Jer 16:5 For thus saith the LORD, Enter not into the house of mourning, neither go to lament nor bemoan them: for I have taken away my peace from this people, saith the LORD, even lovingkindness and mercies.
1Sam 10:22 Tad jie vėl teiravosi Viešpaties: "Ar tas žmogus čia? " O Viešpats atsakė: "Taip! Jis slepiasi tarp daiktų. "
1Sa 10:22 Therefore they enquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Behold he hath hid himself among the stuff.
Ez 27:30 aimanuodami ir verkdamitavęs karčiomis ašaromis. Jie dulkėmis barstosi galvasir voliojasi pelenuose.
Eze 27:30 And shall cause their voice to be heard against thee, and shall cry bitterly, and shall cast up dust upon their heads, they shall wallow themselves in the ashes:
Pr 24:58 Pasišaukę Rebeką, jie klausė: "Ar nori eiti su šiuo vyru? " Ji atsakė: "Eisiu. "
Ge 24:58 And they called Rebekah, and said unto her, Wilt thou go with this man? And she said, I will go.
Dan 11:41 Jis įžygiuos į gražųjį kraštą, jame žus dešimtys tūkstančių, bet Edomas ir Moabas bei didžioji Amono dalis išsigelbės iš jo rankų.
Da 11:41 He shall enter also into the glorious land, and many countries shall be overthrown: but these shall escape out of his hand, even Edom, and Moab, and the chief of the children of Ammon.
Lk 23:27 Jį lydėjo didelis būrys liaudies ir daug moterų, kurios verkė jo ir aimanavo.
Lu 23:27 And there followed him a great company of people, and of women, which also bewailed and lamented him.
Apd 20:17 Iš Mileto jis pasiuntė į Efezą kvietimą, kad pas jį atvyktų Bažnyčios vyresnieji.
Ac 20:17 And from Miletus he sent to Ephesus, and called the elders of the church.
Mt 28:7 Ir skubiai duokite žinią jo mokiniams: ‘Jis prisikėlė iš numirusių ir eina pirma jūsų į Galilėją; tenai jį ir pamatysite. ’ Štai aš jums tai paskelbiau. "
Mat 28:7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.
Jer 40:7 Krašte išblaškytų karių vadai, jie patys ir jų vyrai, išgirdę, kad Babilono karalius paskyrė Ahikamo sūnų Gedaliją krašto valdytoju ir pavedė jo valdžiai vyrus, moteris, vaikus ir tuos krašto beturčius, kurie nebuvo išvaryti į Babilono tremtį,
Jer 40:7 Now when all the captains of the forces which were in the fields, even they and their men, heard that the king of Babylon had made Gedaliah the son of Ahikam governor in the land, and had committed unto him men, and women, and children, and of the poor of the land, of them that were not carried away captive to Babylon;

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