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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 33:16 Be to, jis atstatė Viešpaties aukurą ir atnašavo ant jo bendravimo ir šlovinimo aukas, o Judui įsakė tarnauti Viešpačiui, Izraelio Dievui.
2Ch 33:16 And he repaired the altar of the LORD, and sacrificed thereon peace offerings and thank offerings, and commanded Judah to serve the LORD God of Israel.
Mt 13:50 ir įmes juos į žioruojančią krosnį. Ten bus verksmas ir dantų griežimas.
Mat 13:50 And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Pat 25:6 Nesiaukštink karaliaus akivaizdojeir neužimk didžiūnų vietos.
Pr 25:6 Put not forth thyself in the presence of the king, and stand not in the place of great men:
Ezd 3:11 Jie giedojo giesmes, dėkodami ir šlovindami Viešpatį, "nes jis geras, nes jo ištikimoji meilė Izraeliui amžina. "Visi žmonės atsiliepė galingu šauksmu, šlovindami Viešpatį, nes buvo padėti Viešpaties Namų pamatai.
Ezr 3:11 And they sang together by course in praising and giving thanks unto the LORD; because he is good, for his mercy endureth for ever toward Israel. And all the people shouted with a great shout, when they praised the LORD, because the foundation of the house of the LORD was laid.
Ps 5:11 O visi, kas prie tavęs glaudžiasi, tedžiūgauja ir iš džiaugsmo tegieda amžinai. Taip juos globok, kad mylintieji tavo vardą džiūgautų tavimi.
Ps 5:11 But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them: let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee.
Ps 30:9 "Kokia tau nauda iš mano mirties, iš mano žengimo į kapą? Nejau dulkės šlovins tavear skelbs tavo ištikimybę?
Ps 30:9 What profit is there in my blood, when I go down to the pit? Shall the dust praise thee? shall it declare thy truth?
Ts 11:3 Tad Iftachas pabėgo nuo savo brolių ir apsigyveno Tobo krašte. Prie Iftacho susitelkė patamsių gaivalai ir eidavo su juo užpuldinėti.
Judg 11:3 Then Jephthah fled from his brethren, and dwelt in the land of Tob: and there were gathered vain men to Jephthah, and went out with him.
2Sam 20:4 Tada karalius tarė Amasai: "Per tris dienas sušauk Judo vyrus pas mane. Ateik ir pats! "
2Sa 20:4 Then said the king to Amasa, Assemble me the men of Judah within three days, and be thou here present.
Pat 24:27 Atlik savo darbus lauke, paruošk kaip reikiant dirvą, paskui statykis namus.
Pr 24:27 Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in the field; and afterwards build thine house.
Lk 22:9 Jie paklausė: "O kur norėtum, kad mes paruoštume? "
Lu 22:9 And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare?
Jer 31:19 Nors ir nutrūkau nuo saito, bet gailėjausi; atėjęs į protą, sudaviau į šlaunį . Esu sugėdintas ir raustu, priekaištauju sau už savo jaunystės nuodėmes. ’
Jer 31:19 Surely after that I was turned, I repented; and after that I was instructed, I smote upon my thigh: I was ashamed, yea, even confounded, because I did bear the reproach of my youth.
Ez 10:13 Man girdint, ratai buvo pavadinti sūkuriais.
Eze 10:13 As for the wheels, it was cried unto them in my hearing, O wheel.
2Sam 6:12 Karaliui Dovydui buvo pranešta: "Viešpats laimino Obed Edomo šeimyną ir visa, kas jam priklauso, dėl Dievo Skrynios. " Tada Dovydas nuėjo ir pargabeno Dievo Skrynią iš Obed Edomo namų į Dovydo miestą su didele iškilme.
2Sa 6:12 And it was told king David, saying, The LORD hath blessed the house of Obededom, and all that pertaineth unto him, because of the ark of God. So David went and brought up the ark of God from the house of Obededom into the city of David with gladness.
Jn 12:33 Jis tai pasakė, nurodydamas, kokia mirtimi jam reikės mirti.
Jo 12:33 This he said, signifying what death he should die.
Kun 11:26 Gyvuliai, kurie turi nagas, bet nėra skeltanagiai ar neatrajoja, jums yra nešvarūs. Kas paliestų kurį nors iš jų, bus nešvarus.
Le 11:26 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.
Jn 3:7 Nesistebėk, jog pasakiau: jums reikia atgimti iš aukštybės .
Jo 3:7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
Mch 3:1 Aš tariau: "Klausykitės, Jokūbo vadai, Izraelio namų valdovai! Jūs turėtumėte žinoti, kas teisinga!
Mic 3:1 And I said, Hear, I pray you, O heads of Jacob, and ye princes of the house of Israel; Is it not for you to know judgment?
Sk 11:35 Nuo Kibrot Taavos žmonės nukeliavo į Hacerotus.
Nu 11:35 And the people journeyed from Kibrothhattaavah unto Hazeroth; and abode at Hazeroth.
Ez 34:20 Todėl jiems taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Aš pats spręsiu riebiųjų avių ir liesųjų avių bylas.
Eze 34:20 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD unto them; Behold, I, even I, will judge between the fat cattle and between the lean cattle.
Iz 49:21 Tada tu sakysi savo širdyje: ‘Kas man pagimdė juos? Juk aš buvau bevaikė ir bevaisė, ištremta ir atstumta; kas juos man išaugino? Juk aš buvau likusi vienų viena, tad iš kur jie? ’"
Isa 49:21 Then shalt thou say in thine heart, Who hath begotten me these, seeing I have lost my children, and am desolate, a captive, and removing to and fro? and who hath brought up these? Behold, I was left alone; these, where had they been?

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