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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 11:24 Tokie buvo Jehojados sūnaus Benajos žygdarbiai, ir jis laimėjo vardą šalia trejeto galiūnų.
1Ch 11:24 These things did Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, and had the name among the three mighties.
2Krn 6:8 Bet Viešpats mano tėvui Dovydui pasakė: ‘Gerai darai, norėdamas pastatyti Namus mano vardui. Gerai darai, kad to nori.
2Ch 6:8 But the LORD said to David my father, Forasmuch as it was in thine heart to build an house for my name, thou didst well in that it was in thine heart:
Jer 6:3 Prieš ją ateina piemenys su savo kaimenėmis, statosi aplink savo palapines, kiekvienas gano, kur nori.
Jer 6:3 The shepherds with their flocks shall come unto her; they shall pitch their tents against her round about; they shall feed every one in his place.
Jer 33:19 Jeremiją pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 33:19 And the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah, saying,
Kun 15:32 Tokie tat yra nuostatai tiems, kurie patiria išsiliejimą: tam, kuris patiria sėklos išsiliejimą ir tampa nešvarus,
Le 15:32 This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;
2Sam 15:33 Dovydas tarė jam: "Jei eitum su manimi, būtum man našta.
2Sa 15:33 Unto whom David said, If thou passest on with me, then thou shalt be a burden unto me:
Jn 13:31 Jam pasišalinus, Jėzus prabilo: "Dabar Žmogaus Sūnus pašlovintas, ir Dievas pašlovintas per jį.
Jo 13:31 Therefore, when he was gone out, Jesus said, Now is the Son of man glorified, and God is glorified in him.
Iš 37:10 Jis padirbo iš akacijos medžio stalą dviejų uolekčių ilgio, vienos uolekties pločio ir pusantros uolekties aukščio.
Ex 37:10 And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof:
Job 9:28 darosi baisu dėl visos mano kančios, nes žinau, kad tu manęs neišteisinsi.
Job 9:28 I am afraid of all my sorrows, I know that thou wilt not hold me innocent.
Iš 10:23 Žmonės negalėjo vieni kitų matyti ir per tris dienas pasijudinti iš vietos, bet ten, kur gyveno izraelitai, buvo šviesu.
Ex 10:23 They saw not one another, neither rose any from his place for three days: but all the children of Israel had light in their dwellings.
Ps 51:13 Mokysiu nedorėlius tavo kelių, ir nusidėjėliai sugrįš pas tave.
Ps 51:13 Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.
Pat 10:30 Teisusis niekada nesvyruos, o nedorėliai neišliks krašte.
Pr 10:30 The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall not inhabit the earth.
Mt 22:19 Parodykite man mokesčių pinigą! " Jie padavė jam denarą.
Mat 22:19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
Pr 49:13 Zabulonas kursis palei jūrąir taps laivų prieglobsčiu, o jo riba bus prie Sidono.
Ge 49:13 Zebulun shall dwell at the haven of the sea; and he shall be for an haven of ships; and his border shall be unto Zidon.
1Sam 14:50 Sauliaus žmonos, Ahimaaco dukters, vardas buvo Ahinoama. O kariuomenės vado, Sauliaus dėdės Nero sūnaus vardas buvo Abneras.
1Sa 14:50 And the name of Saul's wife was Ahinoam, the daughter of Ahimaaz: and the name of the captain of his host was Abner, the son of Ner, Saul's uncle.
Ez 11:13 Atsitiko taip, kad man pranašaujant Benajos sūnus Pelatijas numirė. Tuomet parpuoliau veidu žemyn ir visu balsu šaukiau, sakydamas: "Ak, Viešpatie DIEVE! Nejau tu nori padaryti galą Izraelio likučiui? ! "
Eze 11:13 And it came to pass, when I prophesied, that Pelatiah the son of Benaiah died. Then fell I down upon my face, and cried with a loud voice, and said, Ah Lord GOD! wilt thou make a full end of the remnant of Israel?
Rom 1:29 Todėl jie pilni visokio neteisumo, piktybės, godulystės ir piktumo, pilni pavydo, žudynių, nesantaikos, klastingumo, paniekos, apkalbų.
Ro 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Joz 21:11 Jiems buvo duota Judo aukštumų srityje Kirjat Arba, tai yra Hebronas, drauge su gretimomis ganyklomis; Arba buvo Anoko tėvas.
Jos 21:11 And they gave them the city of Arba the father of Anak, which city is Hebron, in the hill country of Judah, with the suburbs thereof round about it.
Iz 40:28 Nagi, ar nežinai, ar nesi girdėjęs? Viešpats ­ amžinasis Dievas, visų žemės šalių kūrėjas. Jis nepailsta, nepavargsta; jo išmintis neištiriama.
Isa 40:28 Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding.
Pr 2:1 Taip buvo atbaigti dangus ir žemė bei visa jų galybė.
Ge 2:1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

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