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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 24:12 Bileamas atsakė Balakui: "Argi neįspėjau tavo pasiuntinių, siųstų pas mane:
Nu 24:12 And Balaam said unto Balak, Spake I not also to thy messengers which thou sentest unto me, saying,
Sk 7:76 ožys aukai už nuodėmę
Nu 7:76 One kid of the goats for a sin offering:
Ps 139:1 Choro vadovui. Dovydo psalmė. Viešpatie, ištyrei mane ir pažįsti.
Ps 139:1 O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
1Kar 10:14 Aukso, kurį Saliamonas gaudavo kas metai, buvo šeši šimtai šešiasdešimt šeši talentai,
1Ki 10:14 Now the weight of gold that came to Solomon in one year was six hundred threescore and six talents of gold,
Ps 150:6 Visi, kas gyvas, šlovinkite Viešpatį!
Ps 150:6 Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.
1Krn 25:5 Visi jie buvo karaliaus regėtojo Hemano sūnūs, pagal Dievo pažadą jam išaukštinti, nes Dievas buvo davęs Hemanui keturiolika sūnų ir tris dukteris.
1Ch 25:5 All these were the sons of Heman the king's seer in the words of God, to lift up the horn. And God gave to Heman fourteen sons and three daughters.
Įst 28:36 Viešpats išvarys tave ir karalių, kurį sau pasiskirsi, pas tautą, kurios nei tu, nei tavo protėviai nepažinojote; tenai tarnausi svetimiems dievams, padarytiems iš medžio ir akmens.
De 28:36 The LORD shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone.
Ps 119:58 Maldauju tave iš visos širdies, būk man gailestingas, kaip esi pažadėjęs!
Ps 119:58 I intreated thy favour with my whole heart: be merciful unto me according to thy word.
Jn 9:5 Kol esu pasaulyje, esu pasaulio šviesa! "
Jo 9:5 As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.
Ps 51:17 Tikra auka Dievui ­ susigraudinusi dvasia; tu, Dieve, nepaniekinsi širdies, susigraudinusios ir atgailaujančios.
Ps 51:17 The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.
Jn 9:20 Jo tėvai atsakė: "Mes žinome, kad jis mūsų sūnus ir kad jis yra gimęs aklas.
Jo 9:20 His parents answered them and said, We know that this is our son, and that he was born blind:
Jer 33:7 Aš sugrąžinsiu Judo tremtinius ir Izraelio tremtinius, atstatysiu, kaip buvo pradžioje.
Jer 33:7 And I will cause the captivity of Judah and the captivity of Israel to return, and will build them, as at the first.
Joz 22:13 Bet pirma izraelitai pasiuntė Eleazaro sūnų Finehasą pas Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmones bei pusės Manaso giminės žmones Gileado krašte,
Jos 22:13 And the children of Israel sent unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the half tribe of Manasseh, into the land of Gilead, Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest,
1Kar 18:31 Elijas paėmė dvylika akmenų pagal Jokūbo, kurį buvo pasiekęs Dievo žodis: "Tavo vardas bus Izraelis", ­ sūnų giminių skaičių
1Ki 18:31 And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came, saying, Israel shall be thy name:
2Sam 13:1 Amnonas ir Tamara Praėjo šiek tiek laiko. Dovydo sūnus Abšalomas turėjo gražią seserį, vardu Tamara. Dovydo sūnus Amnonas ją aklai įsimylėjo.
2Sa 13:1 And it came to pass after this, that Absalom the son of David had a fair sister, whose name was Tamar; and Amnon the son of David loved her.
Joz 9:22 Jozuė pasišaukė juos ir taip kalbėjo: "Kodėl mus apgavote, sakydami: ‘Mes gyvename toli nuo jūsų’ ­ o iš tikrųjų gyvenate tarp mūsų?
Jos 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us?
Jon 4:10 Tuomet Viešpats pasakė: "Tu gailiesi augalo, dėl kurio nevargai ir kurio neauginai; jis išdygo per vieną naktį ir per vieną naktį pradingo.
Jon 4:10 Then said the LORD, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and perished in a night:
Lk 8:2 ir kelios moterys, išgydytos nuo piktųjų dvasių bei ligų; tai Marija, vadinama Magdalena, iš kurios buvo išėję septyni demonai,
Lu 8:2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,
1Kar 12:10 Jauni vyrai, augę drauge su juo, atsakė jam: "Tautai, kuri tavęs prašo: ‘Tavo tėvas uždėjo mums sunkų jungą, bet tu turi jį palengvinti’, ­ privalai taip kalbėti: ‘Mano mažylis pirštas storesnis už mano tėvo juosmenį.
1Ki 12:10 And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins.
Sk 3:31 Jiems buvo pavesta rūpintis viskuo, kas susiję su Skrynia, stalu, žvakide, aukurais bei šventyklos reikmenimis, kurie naudojami apeigose, ir užuolaida.
Nu 3:31 And their charge shall be the ark, and the table, and the candlestick, and the altars, and the vessels of the sanctuary wherewith they minister, and the hanging, and all the service thereof.

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