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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 45:16 Visi krašto gyventojai turės duoti šias aukas vadui Izraelyje.
Eze 45:16 All the people of the land shall give this oblation for the prince in Israel.
Ts 14:20 O Samsono nuotaka buvo atiduota jo palydovui, buvusiam jo pajauniu.
Judg 14:20 But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend.
Pat 21:17 Kas mėgsta malonumus, tas kęs skurdą; kas mėgsta vyną ir aliejų, tas nepralobs.
Pr 21:17 He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich.
Iz 66:6 Griausmas veržiasi iš miesto, balsas ­ iš Šventyklos. Tai balsas Viešpaties, atlyginančio priešams už jų darbus.
Isa 66:6 A voice of noise from the city, a voice from the temple, a voice of the LORD that rendereth recompence to his enemies.
Ez 21:23 Jeruzalės žmonėms tai atrodo tik tuščias būrimas, tačiau juos saisto priesaikos, kuriomis jie buvo prisiekę, ir rankon paimta būrimo strėlė jiems primena jų kaltę, dėl kurios jie bus paimti į nelaisvę. "
Eze 21:23 And it shall be unto them as a false divination in their sight, to them that have sworn oaths: but he will call to remembrance the iniquity, that they may be taken.
Ps 32:2 Laimingas žmogus, kurio Viešpats nelaiko kaltu, kurio dvasioje nėra apgaulės.
Ps 32:2 Blessed is the man unto whom the LORD imputeth not iniquity, and in whose spirit there is no guile.
Kun 18:28 Antraip kraštas išvems jus už suteršimą, kaip jis išvėmė prieš jus buvusią tautą.
Le 18:28 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.
Iš 15:22 Tada Mozė vedė Izraelį tolyn nuo Nendrių jūros. Jie ėjo gilyn į Šūro dykumą. Tris dienas keliavo dykuma, nerasdami vandens.
Ex 15:22 So Moses brought Israel from the Red sea, and they went out into the wilderness of Shur; and they went three days in the wilderness, and found no water.
Sk 31:15 "Palikote gyvas visas šias moteris? ­ tarė jis jiems. ­
Nu 31:15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
Job 1:5 Pasibaigus vienam vaišių dienų ratui, Jobas susikviesdavo juos pas save ir pašventindavo, atsikėlęs anksti rytą ir atnašaudamas deginamąją auką už kiekvieną skyrium. Mat Jobas sakydavo sau: "Galbūt mano vaikai nusidėjo ir piktžodžiavo Dievui savo širdyje. " Taip Jobas elgdavosi visuomet.
Job 1:5 And it was so, when the days of their feasting were gone about, that Job sent and sanctified them, and rose up early in the morning, and offered burnt offerings according to the number of them all: for Job said, It may be that my sons have sinned, and cursed God in their hearts. Thus did Job continually.
Mt 20:32 Jėzus sustojo, pasišaukė juos ir paklausė: "Ko norite, kad jums padaryčiau? "
Mat 20:32 And Jesus stood still, and called them, and said, What will ye that I shall do unto you?
Est 9:15 Sūzuose gyvenę žydai vėl susirinko ir adaro mėnesio keturioliktą dieną užmušė Sūzuose tris šimtus žmonių, bet plėšimu neužsiėmė.
Es 9:15 For the Jews that were in Shushan gathered themselves together on the fourteenth day also of the month Adar, and slew three hundred men at Shushan; but on the prey they laid not their hand.
2Sam 7:27 Kadangi tu, Galybių Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, apreiškei savo tarnui, tardamas: ‘Aš pastatysiu tau namus’, ­ tavo tarnas išdrįso kreiptis į tave šia malda.
2Sa 7:27 For thou, O LORD of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying, I will build thee an house: therefore hath thy servant found in his heart to pray this prayer unto thee.
Joz 10:28 Tuo pačiu metu Jozuė paėmė Makedą, ištiko ją ir jos karalių kalaviju. Miestą ir visus žmones jis skyrė sunaikinti, nė vieno nepaliko gyvo. Su Makedos karaliumi jis pasielgė taip, kaip buvo pasielgęs su Jericho karaliumi.
Jos 10:28 And that day Joshua took Makkedah, and smote it with the edge of the sword, and the king thereof he utterly destroyed, them, and all the souls that were therein; he let none remain: and he did to the king of Makkedah as he did unto the king of Jericho.
Apd 3:3 Pastebėjęs beįeinančius į šventyklą Petrą ir Joną, jis paprašė išmaldos.
Ac 3:3 Who seeing Peter and John about to go into the temple asked an alms.
Sk 7:16 ožys aukai už nuodėmę
Nu 7:16 One kid of the goats for a sin offering:
Ps 119:62 Vidurnaktį keliuosi tavęs šlovintidėl tavo teisių sprendimų.
Ps 119:62 At midnight I will rise to give thanks unto thee because of thy righteous judgments.
Mt 13:29 Jis atsakė: ‘Ne, kad kartais ravėdami rauges, neišrautumėte su jomis ir kviečių.
Mat 13:29 But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them.
Mt 26:36 Netrukus Jėzus su jais atėjo į ūkį, vadinamą Getsemane, ir tarė mokiniams: "Pasėdėkite čia, kol aš ten nuėjęs melsiuos. "
Mat 26:36 Then cometh Jesus with them unto a place called Gethsemane, and saith unto the disciples, Sit ye here, while I go and pray yonder.
Įst 8:9 kraštą, kur galėsi valgyti duonos nestokodamas, kur jums nieko netrūks, kraštą su rūdingomis uolomis, iš kurio kalvų galėsi išgauti vario.
De 8:9 A land wherein thou shalt eat bread without scarceness, thou shalt not lack any thing in it; a land whose stones are iron, and out of whose hills thou mayest dig brass.

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