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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 18:20 Žmogus, kuris nusideda, turi mirti. Vaikas nekentės už tėvo kaltę nei tėvas nekentės už vaiko kaltę. Teisiojo teisumas bus jam įskaitytas, ir nedorėlio nedorumas bus jam įskaitytas.
Eze 18:20 The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him.
Ts 7:22 Pradėjus pūsti tris šimtus ragų, Viešpats atsuko kiekvieno vyro kalaviją prieš jo bičiulį visoje stovykloje. Visa kariuomenė nubėgo iki pat Bet Šitos ir Cereros link, iki pat Abel Meholos prie Tabato.
Judg 7:22 And the three hundred blew the trumpets, and the LORD set every man's sword against his fellow, even throughout all the host: and the host fled to Bethshittah in Zererath, and to the border of Abelmeholah, unto Tabbath.
2Krn 3:10 Šventų šventojoje jis padarė du drožtus kerubus ir paauksavo.
2Ch 3:10 And in the most holy house he made two cherubims of image work, and overlaid them with gold.
Ef 4:20 Bet jūs juk ne šito išmokote apie Kristų!
Ep 4:20 But ye have not so learned Christ;
2Kor 4:1 Štai kodėl, iš Dievo gailestingumo turėdami šią tarnystę, nenuleidžiame rankų.
2C 4:1 Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;
Joz 7:16 Kitą rytą anksti Jozuė pašaukė Izraelį giminėmis. Buvo nurodyta Judo giminė.
Jos 7:16 So Joshua rose up early in the morning, and brought Israel by their tribes; and the tribe of Judah was taken:
Mk 11:21 Prisiminęs Petras tarė Jėzui: "Rabi, štai figmedis, kurį tu prakeikei, nudžiūvo. "
Mar 11:21 And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.
Apd 9:14 Ir čia jis turi aukštųjų kunigų įgaliojimus suiminėti visus, kurie šaukiasi tavojo vardo. "
Ac 9:14 And here he hath authority from the chief priests to bind all that call on thy name.
Jn 6:18 Ežeras bangavo, nes pūtė smarkus vėjas.
Jo 6:18 And the sea arose by reason of a great wind that blew.
Job 5:14 Dieną jiems darosi tamsu, vidurdienį jie grabinėjasi tarsi naktį.
Job 5:14 They meet with darkness in the day time, and grope in the noonday as in the night.
1Sam 2:20 O Elis palaimindavo Elkaną ir jo žmoną, sakydamas: "Tesuteikia tau Viešpats palikuonių iš šios moters mainais už tą, kurį ji atidavė Viešpačiui. " Po to jie sugrįždavo namo.
1Sa 2:20 And Eli blessed Elkanah and his wife, and said, The LORD give thee seed of this woman for the loan which is lent to the LORD. And they went unto their own home.
Sk 26:18 Tokios tat yra Gado kiltys. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo keturiasdešimt tūkstančių penki šimtai.
Nu 26:18 These are the families of the children of Gad according to those that were numbered of them, forty thousand and five hundred.
Sk 34:6 Vakarų siena jums bus Didžioji jūra ir jos krantai. Tai bus jūsų vakarinė riba.
Nu 34:6 And as for the western border, ye shall even have the great sea for a border: this shall be your west border.
Jn 11:49 Vienas iš jų ­ Kajafas, tais metais vyriausiasis kunigas ­ jiems tarė: "Jūs nieko neišmanote
Jo 11:49 And one of them, named Caiaphas, being the high priest that same year, said unto them, Ye know nothing at all,
Ps 14:4 "Argi jie nežino, visi tie nedorėliai? Jie ryja mano tautą, ji ­ jų ryjama duona ­ir Viešpaties niekada nesišaukia. "
Ps 14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.
2Krn 10:18 Kai karalius nusiuntė Adoramą, tuometinį lažo darbų vykdytoją, izraelitai užmušė jį akmenimis. Tada karalius Rehabeamas paskubomis įšoko į kovos vežimą ir bėgo į Jeruzalę.
2Ch 10:18 Then king Rehoboam sent Hadoram that was over the tribute; and the children of Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. But king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem.
Ps 69:2 Klimpstu į dumbliną gelmę, nėra kur koja pasiremti. Patekau į gilius vandenis, ir bangos mane skandina.
Ps 69:2 I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me.
Pr 11:21 Serugui gimus, Reuvas gyveno du šimtus septynerius metus ir turėjo kitų sūnų bei dukterų.
Ge 11:21 And Reu lived after he begat Serug two hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters.
Oz 2:8 Ji nežinojo, kad tai ašdaviau jai grūdų, vyno ir aliejaus, apipyliau ją sidabru ir auksu, o jie tai išleido Baalui.
Ho 2:8 For she did not know that I gave her corn, and wine, and oil, and multiplied her silver and gold, which they prepared for Baal.
Ps 126:6 Nors žmogus išeitų verkdamas, sėkla sėjai nešinas, jis sugrįš namo džiūgaudamas, derliaus pėdais nešinas.
Ps 126:6 He that goeth forth and weepeth, bearing precious seed, shall doubtless come again with rejoicing, bringing his sheaves with him.

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