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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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1Kor 13:2 Ir jei turėčiau pranašystės dovanąir pažinčiau visus slėpinius ir visą mokslą, jei turėčiau visą tikėjimą, kad galėčiau net kalnus kilnoti, tačiau neturėčiau meilės, aš būčiau niekas.
1C 13:2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
Iz 29:10 Gilaus snaudulio dvasią Viešpats išliejo ant jūsų. Jis aptemdė jūsų akis ­ pranašusir jūsų galvas ­ regėtojus.
Isa 29:10 For the LORD hath poured out upon you the spirit of deep sleep, and hath closed your eyes: the prophets and your rulers, the seers hath he covered.
Apd 9:42 Žinia apie įvykį pasklido visoje Jopėje, ir daugybė žmonių įtikėjo Viešpatį.
Ac 9:42 And it was known throughout all Joppa; and many believed in the Lord.
Jn 9:30 Žmogus jiems atsakė: "Tai tikrai nuostabu, kad jūs nežinote, iš kur jis. O juk jis man atvėrė akis!
Jo 9:30 The man answered and said unto them, Why herein is a marvellous thing, that ye know not from whence he is, and yet he hath opened mine eyes.
Pr 30:9 Pamačiusi nebegalinti gimdyti, Lėja paėmė savo tarnaitę Zilpą ir davė ją Jokūbui žmona.
Ge 30:9 When Leah saw that she had left bearing, she took Zilpah her maid, and gave her Jacob to wife.
Kun 19:11 Nevogsite, nesielgsite apgaulingai ir vieni kitiems nemeluosite.
Le 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.
Ez 46:12 Rytiniai vartai bus atidaryti vadui, kai tik jis savo noru parūpins atnašas, savo noru paaukotas Viešpačiui ­ ar tai geros valios deginamajai aukai, ar tai geros valios bendravimo aukoms, kad jis galėtų paaukoti savo deginamąją auką ir bendravimo aukas, kaip šabo dieną. Tuomet jis išeis, ir, jam išėjus, vartai bus uždaryti.
Eze 46:12 Now when the prince shall prepare a voluntary burnt offering or peace offerings voluntarily unto the LORD, one shall then open him the gate that looketh toward the east, and he shall prepare his burnt offering and his peace offerings, as he did on the sabbath day: then he shall go forth; and after his going forth one shall shut the gate.
1Krn 6:77 Kitiems Merario palikuonims: iš Zabulono giminės ­ Rimonojas su ganyklomis, Taboras su ganyklomis;
1Ch 6:77 Unto the rest of the children of Merari were given out of the tribe of Zebulun, Rimmon with her suburbs, Tabor with her suburbs:
2Kor 1:14 kaip iš dalies jau supratote, kad mūsų Viešpaties Jėzaus dieną mes būsime jūsų pasididžiavimas, lygiai kaip ir jūs ­ mūsų.
2C 1:14 As also ye have acknowledged us in part, that we are your rejoicing, even as ye also are our's in the day of the Lord Jesus.
Ps 92:12 Teisieji žaliuoja lyg palmėsir auga lyg Libano kedrai.
Ps 92:12 The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
Rom 15:12 Ir Izaijas kalba: Ateis Jesės atžala, tasai, kuris pakils valdyti pagonių, ir juo vilsis pagonys.
Ro 15:12 And again, Esaias saith, There shall be a root of Jesse, and he that shall rise to reign over the Gentiles; in him shall the Gentiles trust.
Įst 28:52 Ji apguls tave visuose tavo miestuose, kolei aukštieji įtvirtinimo mūrai, kuriais pasitiki, bus išgriauti visame tavo krašte. Ji apguls tave visuose tavo miestuose visame krašte, kurį Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra tau davęs.
De 28:52 And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
Job 18:10 Kilpa jam paslėpta žemėje, spąstai ­ ant tako.
Job 18:10 The snare is laid for him in the ground, and a trap for him in the way.
1Kor 11:20 Taigi jūs susirinkę draugėn nebevalgote Viešpaties vakarienės,
1C 11:20 When ye come together therefore into one place, this is not to eat the Lord's supper.
Įst 24:7 Jei rastųsi žmogus, kuris pagrobė kitą izraelitą, padarydamas vergu ar parduodamas izraelitą, pagrobėjas turi mirti. Taip pašalinsi pikta iš jūsų tarpo.
De 24:7 If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of Israel, and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief shall die; and thou shalt put evil away from among you.
Dan 2:4 Chaldėjai atsakė karaliui aramėjiškai : "O karaliau! Gyvuok amžinai! Papasakok tą sapną savo tarnams, ir mes pasakysime, ką jis reiškia. "
Da 2:4 Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.
Ezd 10:13 Bet žmonių yra daug, o dabar lietingasis metas. Neįmanoma stovėti atvirame ore. Juk tai ne vienos dienos ar dviejų užduotis, nes daugelis iš mūsų yra taip nusižengę.
Ezr 10:13 But the people are many, and it is a time of much rain, and we are not able to stand without, neither is this a work of one day or two: for we are many that have transgressed in this thing.
2Sam 22:27 Su nuoširdžiu tu elgiesi nuoširdžiai, o su sukčiumi ­ gudriai.
2Sa 22:27 With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself unsavoury.
Iz 37:1 Tai išgirdęs, karalius Ezekijas persiplėšė drabužius, apsivilko ašutine ir nuėjo į Viešpaties Namus.
Isa 37:1 And it came to pass, when king Hezekiah heard it, that he rent his clothes, and covered himself with sackcloth, and went into the house of the LORD.
Jn 4:43 Po dviejų dienų jis išvyko iš ten į Galilėją.
Jo 4:43 Now after two days he departed thence, and went into Galilee.

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