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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Joz 13:5 gebaliečių kraštas su visu Libanu nuo Baal Gado Hermono kalno papėdėje iki Lebo Hamato rytuose
Jos 13:5 And the land of the Giblites, and all Lebanon, toward the sunrising, from Baalgad under mount Hermon unto the entering into Hamath.
Pr 39:3 Kai šeimininkas pamatė, kad Viešpats su juo ir visa, ką tik jis darė, Viešpats laimino sėkme,
Ge 39:3 And his master saw that the LORD was with him, and that the LORD made all that he did to prosper in his hand.
Lk 21:18 Vis dėlto nė plaukas nuo jūsų galvos nenukris.
Lu 21:18 But there shall not an hair of your head perish.
2Sam 3:14 Dovydas išsiuntė pasiuntinius ir pas Sauliaus sūnų Išbošetą, tardamas: "Atiduok man mano žmoną Mikalę, už kurią aš sumokėjau nuotakos kainą ­ šimtą filistinų apyvarpio odų. "
2Sa 3:14 And David sent messengers to Ishbosheth Saul's son, saying, Deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for an hundred foreskins of the Philistines.
Iš 32:22 Aaronas atsakė: "Neniršk, mano viešpatie! Tu žinai, kad ši tauta linkusi į pikta.
Ex 32:22 And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.
1Sam 25:33 Tebūna pagirta tavo sveika nuožiūra, ir palaiminta būk tu, sulaikiusi mane šiandien nuo kraujo kaltės ir keršijimo savo paties ranka!
1Sa 25:33 And blessed be thy advice, and blessed be thou, which hast kept me this day from coming to shed blood, and from avenging myself with mine own hand.
Ezd 5:8 Tebūna karaliui žinoma, kad mes nuvykome į Judo sritį prie didžiojo Dievo Namų. Jie atstatomi iš skaldyto akmens, medžio sijos dedamos į sienas, ir statybos darbai jų rankose vyksta sparčiai ir sėkmingai.
Ezr 5:8 Be it known unto the king, that we went into the province of Judea, to the house of the great God, which is builded with great stones, and timber is laid in the walls, and this work goeth fast on, and prospereth in their hands.
Mt 4:14 Išsipildė pranašo Izaijo žodžiai:
Mat 4:14 That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying,
Iz 39:4 "Ką jie matė tavo rūmuose? " ­ toliau klausė Izaijas. Ezekijas atsakė: "Jie matė visa, kas tik yra mano rūmuose. Neliko nieko mano turtų rūsiuose, ko nebūčiau jiems parodęs. "
Isa 39:4 Then said he, What have they seen in thine house? And Hezekiah answered, All that is in mine house have they seen: there is nothing among my treasures that I have not shewed them.
1Kor 1:21 O kadangi pasaulis išmintimi Dievo nepažino iš Dievo išminties veikalų, Dievas panorėjo skelbimo kvailumu išgelbėti tuos, kurie tiki.
1C 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
Joz 22:21 Tada Rubeno ir Gado giminių žmonės bei pusės Manaso giminės žmonės atsakė Izraelio karinių gretų galvoms:
Jos 22:21 Then the children of Reuben and the children of Gad and the half tribe of Manasseh answered, and said unto the heads of the thousands of Israel,
2Krn 11:11 Tada jis sustiprino tvirtoves, paskyrė joms vadus ir įrengė maisto, aliejaus ir vyno sandėlius.
2Ch 11:11 And he fortified the strong holds, and put captains in them, and store of victual, and of oil and wine.
2Tim 2:16 Venk nerimtų tauškalių. Jie vis giliau bris į bedievystę,
2Ti 2:16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
2Sam 8:14 Jis įrengė įgulas Edome ­ visame Edome įrengė įgulas ­ ir visi edomitai tapo Dovydo tarnais. Viešpats davė Dovydui pergales, kur tik jis žygiavo.
2Sa 8:14 And he put garrisons in Edom; throughout all Edom put he garrisons, and all they of Edom became David's servants. And the LORD preserved David whithersoever he went.
Ps 4:1 Choro vadovui. Su styginiais instrumentais. Dovydo psalmė. Kai šaukiuosi, išklausyk mane, o mano teisusis Dieve! Kai buvau varge, tu man padėjai. Būk man maloningas ir išklausyk mano maldą!
Ps 4:1 Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress; have mercy upon me, and hear my prayer.
Iš 22:11 priesaika Viešpaties akivaizdoje turėtų būti išspręsta tarp jų, kad saugotojas neištiesė rankos į savo kaimyno nuosavybę. Savininkas turės sutikti, o anam nereikės nuostolio atlyginti.
Ex 22:11 Then shall an oath of the LORD be between them both, that he hath not put his hand unto his neighbour's goods; and the owner of it shall accept thereof, and he shall not make it good.
Iz 10:27 Tą dieną jo našta bus nuimta nuo tavo pečių, jo jungas ­ nuo tavo sprando.
Isa 10:27 And it shall come to pass in that day, that his burden shall be taken away from off thy shoulder, and his yoke from off thy neck, and the yoke shall be destroyed because of the anointing.
Ps 74:7 Su žeme sulygino tavo šventovę ir padegė, išniekino tavo Artumo buveinę.
Ps 74:7 They have cast fire into thy sanctuary, they have defiled by casting down the dwelling place of thy name to the ground.
Mk 1:12 Netrukus Dvasia jį paakino nukeliauti į dykumą.
Mar 1:12 And immediately the spirit driveth him into the wilderness.
Ps 60:3 Pagirdei savo tautą karčiu gėrimu, davei mums gerti svaiginančio vyno.
Ps 60:3 Thou hast shewed thy people hard things: thou hast made us to drink the wine of astonishment.

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