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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Žyd 6:12 kad neaptingtumėte, bet būtumėte sekėjai tų, kurie tikėjimu ir ištverme paveldi pažadus.
He 6:12 That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises.
Pr 50:13 Jie nugabeno jį į Kanaano kraštą ir palaidojo oloje priešais Mamrę, Machpelos lauke, kurį kapo vietai Abraomas nupirko iš Efrono Hetito.
Ge 50:13 For his sons carried him into the land of Canaan, and buried him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham bought with the field for a possession of a buryingplace of Ephron the Hittite, before Mamre.
2Kar 12:13 Bet iš sidabro nei dubenys, nei žnyplės, nei šlakstyklės, nei trimitai ­ jokie indai iš aukso ar sidabro ­ nebuvo dirbami Viešpaties Namuose už pinigus, atneštus į Viešpaties Namus,
2Ki 12:13 Howbeit there were not made for the house of the LORD bowls of silver, snuffers, basons, trumpets, any vessels of gold, or vessels of silver, of the money that was brought into the house of the LORD:
1Kar 22:28 Michėjas tarė: "Jeigu ramybėje sugrįši, tai Viešpats nekalbėjo per mane. " Ir pridūrė: "Klausykitės, visos tautos! "
1Ki 22:28 And Micaiah said, If thou return at all in peace, the LORD hath not spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, O people, every one of you.
2Krn 18:9 Izraelio karalius ir Judo karalius Juozapatas sėdėjo kiekvienas savo soste, apsirengę karališkais drabužiais, ant klojimo aslos prie Samarijos vartų, o visi pranašai pranašavo jų akivaizdoje.
2Ch 18:9 And the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat king of Judah sat either of them on his throne, clothed in their robes, and they sat in a void place at the entering in of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them.
Kun 10:3 Tada Mozė tarė Aaronui: "Apie tai kalbėjo Viešpats, pasakydamas: ‘Per esančius arti prie manęsapreikšiu savo šventumąir visų žmonių akivaizdoje būsiu pašlovintas. ’"Bet Aaronas tylėjo.
Le 10:3 Then Moses said unto Aaron, This is it that the LORD spake, saying, I will be sanctified in them that come nigh me, and before all the people I will be glorified. And Aaron held his peace.
Apr 2:3 Žinau, kad esi ištvermingas, kad dėl mano vardo nenuilsdamas kentėjai vargus.
Re 2:3 And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted.
Iš 2:21 Mozė sutiko gyventi su tuo žmogumi, o jis davė Mozei žmona savo dukterį Ciporą.
Ex 2:21 And Moses was content to dwell with the man: and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter.
Zch 12:5 Tuomet Judo didžiūnai sau tars: ‘Jeruzalės gyventojai semiasi stiprybės iš Galybių Viešpaties, savo Dievo! ’
Zec 12:5 And the governors of Judah shall say in their heart, The inhabitants of Jerusalem shall be my strength in the LORD of hosts their God.
Jok 3:1 Mano broliai, nesistenkite daugelis būti mokytojais. Žinokite, kad mūsų laukia griežtesnis teismas.
Ja 3:1 My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation.
Ps 75:8 Taurė yra Viešpaties rankoje, pilna stipraus jo pykčio vyno. Jis pila iš jos po gurkšnį, ir visi žemės nedorėliai gers iki pat dugno.
Ps 75:8 For in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.
Įst 3:26 Bet Viešpats dėl jūsų buvo ant manęs supykęs ir neišklausė. Viešpats tarė man: ‘Gana! Niekada daugiau man apie tai nekalbėk!
De 3:26 But the LORD was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the LORD said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.
Jn 9:40 Prie jo esantys fariziejai, tai išgirdę, paklausė: "Tai gal ir mes akli? "
Jo 9:40 And some of the Pharisees which were with him heard these words, and said unto him, Are we blind also?
1Pt 3:17 Pagaliau, jei tokia būtų Dievo valia, verčiau kentėti už gerus darbus negu už piktus.
1P 3:17 For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer for well doing, than for evil doing.
Kun 7:6 Ją valgys tik vyrai iš kunigų giminės. Bus valgoma šventoje vietoje, nes ši atnaša ypač šventa.
Le 7:6 Every male among the priests shall eat thereof: it shall be eaten in the holy place: it is most holy.
1Krn 1:47 Hadadui mirus, vietoj jo karaliumi tapo Samla iš Masrekos.
1Ch 1:47 And when Hadad was dead, Samlah of Masrekah reigned in his stead.
Apd 12:7 Staiga ten atsirado Viešpaties angelas, ir kamerą nutvieskė šviesa. Jis sudavė Petrui į šoną ir žadindamas tarė: "Kelkis greičiau! " Ir nukrito jam grandinės nuo rankų.
Ac 12:7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
Pr 46:24 Naftalio vaikai: Jachceelis, Gūnis, Jezeris ir Šilemas.
Ge 46:24 And the sons of Naphtali; Jahzeel, and Guni, and Jezer, and Shillem.
Gal 2:10 tik turėjome prisiminti jų vargšus, o aš ir stengiausi tai daryti.
Ga 2:10 Only they would that we should remember the poor; the same which I also was forward to do.
Jer 2:18 O dabar, kas tau iš to, jei bėgtum į Egiptąir gertum Šihoro vandenį? Kas tau iš to, jei eitum į Asirijąir gertum Upės vandenį?
Jer 2:18 And now what hast thou to do in the way of Egypt, to drink the waters of Sihor? or what hast thou to do in the way of Assyria, to drink the waters of the river?

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