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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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2Krn 16:9 nes Viešpaties akys aprėpia visą žemę ir sustiprins tuos, kurie su juo visa širdimi. Dabar tu neprotingai pasielgei, todėl nuo šiol būsi varginamas karų. "
2Ch 16:9 For the eyes of the LORD run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to shew himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward him. Herein thou hast done foolishly: therefore from henceforth thou shalt have wars.
1Krn 1:9 Kušo palikuonys: Seba, Havila, Sabta, Rama ir Sabtecha. Ramos palikuonys: Šeba ir Dedanas.
1Ch 1:9 And the sons of Cush; Seba, and Havilah, and Sabta, and Raamah, and Sabtecha. And the sons of Raamah; Sheba, and Dedan.
Job 12:24 Žemės valdovams atima protąir palieka juos klajoti tyruose be kelio.
Job 12:24 He taketh away the heart of the chief of the people of the earth, and causeth them to wander in a wilderness where there is no way.
1Kar 10:29 Vežimas, atgabentas iš Egipto, kainavo šešis šimtus sidabro šekelių, o arklys ­ šimtą penkiasdešimt. O per karaliaus pirklius savo ruožtu buvo galima jų nugabenti visiems hetitų karaliams ir Aramo karaliams.
1Ki 10:29 And a chariot came up and went out of Egypt for six hundred shekels of silver, and an horse for an hundred and fifty: and so for all the kings of the Hittites, and for the kings of Syria, did they bring them out by their means.
Ez 18:21 Bet jei nedorėlis atgailauja dėl visų savo nuodėmių, kurias buvo padaręs, laikosi mano įstatų ir daro, kas teisinga ir teisu, jis tikrai bus gyvas ir nemirs.
Eze 18:21 But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.
Pr 19:22 Skubėk, gelbėkis ten, nes negaliu nieko daryti, kol tu ten nenueisi. " Todėl anas miestas ir buvo pavadintas Coaru.
Ge 19:22 Haste thee, escape thither; for I cannot do anything till thou be come thither. Therefore the name of the city was called Zoar.
Pr 5:31 Taigi iš viso Lamechas gyveno septynis šimtus septyniasdešimt septynerius metus. Po to jis mirė.
Ge 5:31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
2Krn 25:16 Tačiau pranašui dar tebekalbant, karalius tarė jam: "Argi mes paskyrėme tave karaliaus patarėju? Liaukis! Kam gi turėtumei būti užmuštas? " Tad pranašas liovėsi, bet pratarė: "Aš žinau, kad Viešpats apsisprendė tave sunaikinti, nes tu taip elgiesi ir nekreipi dėmesio į mano patarimą. "
2Ch 25:16 And it came to pass, as he talked with him, that the king said unto him, Art thou made of the king's counsel? forbear; why shouldest thou be smitten? Then the prophet forbare, and said, I know that God hath determined to destroy thee, because thou hast done this, and hast not hearkened unto my counsel.
Iz 44:9 Niekingi visi tie, kurie daro stabų statulas; jų branginamieji negali jiems niekuo padėti. Jų garbintojai akli, jiems stinga išmanymo, jie tik patys save kvailina.
Isa 44:9 They that make a graven image are all of them vanity; and their delectable things shall not profit; and they are their own witnesses; they see not, nor know; that they may be ashamed.
1Sam 20:27 Bet kitą dieną po jaunaties ­ antrą dieną ­ Dovydo vieta vėl buvo tuščia. Saulius tarė savo sūnui Jehonatanui: "Kodėl Jesės sūnus neatėjo į šventę nei vakar, nei šiandien? "
1Sa 20:27 And it came to pass on the morrow, which was the second day of the month, that David's place was empty: and Saul said unto Jonathan his son, Wherefore cometh not the son of Jesse to meat, neither yesterday, nor to day?
2Tim 4:4 jie nukreips ausis nuo tiesos, o atvers pasakoms.
2Ti 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
Pr 17:19 O Dievas tarė: "Vis dėlto Sara pagimdys tau sūnų, ir tu pavadinsi jį Izaoku. Aš palaikysiu savo Sandorą su juo kaip amžiną sandorą jo palikuonims.
Ge 17:19 And God said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.
2Tim 3:6 Iš jų yra tie, kurie įsiskverbia į namus ir prisivilioja moterėles, pilnas nuodėmių ir blaškomas visokių įgeidžių,
2Ti 3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
1Tim 5:10 jeigu ji pasižymėjo gerais darbais: jei išauklėjo vaikus, jei buvo svetinga, jei plaudavo šventiesiems kojas, jei pagelbėdavo vargstantiems, jei stengdavosi dirbti visokį gerą darbą.
1Ti 5:10 Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work.
2Kar 21:11 "Kadangi Judo karalius Manasas padarė šiuos bjaurius nusikaltimus, nedorumu pralenkė visa, ką jam buvo darę amoritai, kadangi jis vedė ir Judą į nuodėmę su savo stabais,
2Ki 21:11 Because Manasseh king of Judah hath done these abominations, and hath done wickedly above all that the Amorites did, which were before him, and hath made Judah also to sin with his idols:
Iz 48:14 Sueikite visi ir klausykitės! Kas iš jų kada paskelbė ką nors panašaus? Viešpaties bičiulis įvykdys jo valią prieš Babilonąir Chaldėjos palikuonis.
Isa 48:14 All ye, assemble yourselves, and hear; which among them hath declared these things? The LORD hath loved him: he will do his pleasure on Babylon, and his arm shall be on the Chaldeans.
Ps 116:1 Myliu Viešpatį, nes jis girdiir klausosi mano maldavimų.
Ps 116:1 I love the LORD, because he hath heard my voice and my supplications.
Kun 10:6 O Aaronui ir jo sūnums Eleazarui bei Itamarui tarė: "Netaršykite sau plaukų , neplėšykite savo drabužių, kad kartais nenumirtumėte ir neužtrauktumėte rūstybės visai bendrijai. Jūsų giminės, visi Izraelio namai, apraudos Viešpaties siųstą ugnį.
Le 10:6 And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD hath kindled.
Iš 30:12 "Kai surašinėsi izraelitus, kiekvienas, įrašomas į sąrašą, turės mokėti Viešpačiui išpirkimo mokestį už savo gyvastį, kad būtų išvengta bet kokios rykštės tarp surašomųjų.
Ex 30:12 When thou takest the sum of the children of Israel after their number, then shall they give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them, when thou numberest them.
Lk 8:21 O jis atsakė: "Mano motina ir mano broliai ­ tai tie, kurie klausosi Dievo žodžio ir jį vykdo. "
Lu 8:21 And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it.

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