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Every month, Word of Jesus and Sanctus Corpus Deus supply the Brotherhood of Darkness, free of charge, with half a tonne of wafers. In return, the Brotherhood of Darkness has let them have their own section on this website. Here they offer Divine services and products that will help deliver you from evil.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Try not to play with this holy e-Confession teknology, coz God will smite you.

Prompted by the Vatican’s idea to use the Internet for spreading God’s word, we have decided to provide a confession service through the Internet to sinners who visit our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan’s snares. Anonymity is guaranteed – the connection with the priest is encrypted with the Holy Spirit algorithm. We will help you perform this sacred duty of every person – to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed – without leaving the comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerised confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and assign a punishment. All the electronic devices have been sanctified, and the program has been developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculated by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you committed each sin.
2. Choose... whether you are a priest, a Christian or an unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom, and you will receive your punishment.

God guarantees greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their lives are hard and self-sacrificing. As a result, for priests, intercourse with children, even sexual, is not a big deal or a significant sin. Everyone knows it is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people, the burden of similar sins is heavy. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For godlessness and for not kissing a priest’s hand, God will tear out your eyes, rip off your legs and arms and roast you in the fire of Hell eternal, you infidel bitches! So accept the Lord, and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you find yourselves without God, our Father.

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Įst 14:17 pelikanas, palšasis grifas, kormoranas,
De 14:17 And the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the cormorant,
Ezd 9:13 Po viso, kas yra mus ištikę už mūsų nedorus darbus ir didelę kaltę, nors tu, mūsų Dieve, esi mus mažiau nubaudęs, negu mes savo kaltėmis esame užsitraukę, išlaikydamas tokį mūsų likutį,
Ezr 9:13 And after all that is come upon us for our evil deeds, and for our great trespass, seeing that thou our God hast punished us less than our iniquities deserve, and hast given us such deliverance as this;
Est 9:16 Kiti žydai, gyvenę karaliaus valdose, irgi susibūrė ginti savo gyvasties ir apsigynė, užmušdami septyniasdešimt penkis tūkstančius jų nekentusių žmonių, bet plėšimu neužsiėmė.
Es 9:16 But the other Jews that were in the king's provinces gathered themselves together, and stood for their lives, and had rest from their enemies, and slew of their foes seventy and five thousand, but they laid not their hands on the prey,
Jn 15:8 Tuo bus pašlovintas mano Tėvas, kad jūs duosite gausių vaisiųir būsite mano mokiniai.
Jo 15:8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples.
Jer 12:12 Ant visų dykynės kalvų įsikūrė plėšikai, nes Viešpaties kalavijas ryja žemęnuo vieno krašto iki kito. Nėra ramybės žmonėms.
Jer 12:12 The spoilers are come upon all high places through the wilderness: for the sword of the LORD shall devour from the one end of the land even to the other end of the land: no flesh shall have peace.
Jn 3:17 Dievas juk nesiuntė savo Sūnaus į pasaulį, kad jis pasaulį pasmerktų, bet kad pasaulis per jį būtų išgelbėtas.
Jo 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
Mt 10:33 O kas išsigins manęs žmonių akivaizdoje, to ir aš išsiginsiu savo dangiškojo Tėvo akivaizdoje.
Mat 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
Kun 19:3 Kiekvienas gerbs savo motiną ir tėvą, švęs mano šabus; aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas.
Le 19:3 Ye shall fear every man his mother, and his father, and keep my sabbaths: I am the LORD your God.
Lk 6:33 Jei darote gera tiems, kurie jums gera daro, tai koks jūsų nuopelnas? Juk ir nusidėjėliai taip daro.
Lu 6:33 And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.
Jer 11:7 Juk aš primygtinai vis įspėdavau ir įspėdavau jūsų tėvus paklusti man, kai išvedžiau juos iš Egipto žemės, ir nesilioviau tai daręs iki šios dienos.
Jer 11:7 For I earnestly protested unto your fathers in the day that I brought them up out of the land of Egypt, even unto this day, rising early and protesting, saying, Obey my voice.
1Kar 18:9 "Kuo aš tau nusidėjau, kad atiduodi savo tarną į rankas Ahabui, idant mane užmuštų?
1Ki 18:9 And he said, What have I sinned, that thou wouldest deliver thy servant into the hand of Ahab, to slay me?
Mt 12:30 Kas ne su manimi, tas prieš mane, ir kas su manimi nerenka, tas barsto.
Mat 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Jer 31:19 Nors ir nutrūkau nuo saito, bet gailėjausi; atėjęs į protą, sudaviau į šlaunį . Esu sugėdintas ir raustu, priekaištauju sau už savo jaunystės nuodėmes. ’
Jer 31:19 Surely after that I was turned, I repented; and after that I was instructed, I smote upon my thigh: I was ashamed, yea, even confounded, because I did bear the reproach of my youth.
Mt 4:3 Prie jo prisiartino gundytojas ir tarė: "Jei tu Dievo Sūnus, liepk, kad šie akmenys pavirstų duona. "
Mat 4:3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.
Įst 10:22 Tavo protėvių buvo septyniasdešimt, kai jie nuėjo į Egiptą, o dabar Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra padaręs tave tokį gausų kaip dangaus žvaigždes.
De 10:22 Thy fathers went down into Egypt with threescore and ten persons; and now the LORD thy God hath made thee as the stars of heaven for multitude.
Neh 1:5 Aš meldžiausi: "O Viešpatie, dangaus Dieve, didingasis ir šiurpą keliantis Dieve, tu laikaisi Sandoros ir ištikimos meilės su tais, kurie tave myli ir laikosi tavo įsakymų.
Ne 1:5 And said, I beseech thee, O LORD God of heaven, the great and terrible God, that keepeth covenant and mercy for them that love him and observe his commandments:
2Krn 9:5 Ji sakė karaliui: "Kalbos, kurias girdėjau savo šalyje apie tavo darbus ir išmintį, buvo teisingos,
2Ch 9:5 And she said to the king, It was a true report which I heard in mine own land of thine acts, and of thy wisdom:
Ez 23:32 Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS: "Tu gersi savo sesers taurę, tokią gilią ir plačią, tu būsi paniekinta ir pajuokta, nes ji tokia talpi.
Eze 23:32 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
Iz 7:22 Jis gaus tiek daug pieno, kad maitinsis varške. Varškė ir medus bus maistas visųlikusiųjų krašte.
Isa 7:22 And it shall come to pass, for the abundance of milk that they shall give he shall eat butter: for butter and honey shall every one eat that is left in the land.
Ezd 2:60 Delajos, Tobijos ir Nekodos palikuonių šeši šimtai penkiasdešimt du.
Ezr 2:60 The children of Delaiah, the children of Tobiah, the children of Nekoda, six hundred fifty and two.

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