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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 41:14 Jis išmatavo ir rytinį šventyklos pakraštį bei kiemą; ilgis buvo šimtas uolekčių.
Eze 41:14 Also the breadth of the face of the house, and of the separate place toward the east, an hundred cubits.
Neh 9:34 Mūsų karaliai, didžiūnai, kunigaiir protėviai nesilaikė tavo Įstatymo, nepaisydami tavo įsakymų ar įspėjimų, kuriuos jiems davei.
Ne 9:34 Neither have our kings, our princes, our priests, nor our fathers, kept thy law, nor hearkened unto thy commandments and thy testimonies, wherewith thou didst testify against them.
Oz 9:11 Efraimo garbė nuskris kaip paukštis; nebus nei gimimo, nei nėštumo, nei pradėjimo!
Ho 9:11 As for Ephraim, their glory shall fly away like a bird, from the birth, and from the womb, and from the conception.
Ezd 2:3 Parošo palikuonių du tūkstančiai šimtas septyniasdešimt du,
Ezr 2:3 The children of Parosh, two thousand an hundred seventy and two.
3Jn 1:12 Apie Demetriją gerai liudija visi ir pati tiesa. Ir mes liudijame, o tu žinai, kad mūsų liudijimas tikras.
3J 1:12 Demetrius hath good report of all men, and of the truth itself: yea, and we also bear record; and ye know that our record is true.
1Kar 2:46 Tada karalius davė įsakymą Jehojados sūnui Benajui. Jis išėjo ir paguldė Šimį. Taip jis ir mirė. Dabar karalystė buvo saugi Saliamono rankose.
1Ki 2:46 So the king commanded Benaiah the son of Jehoiada; which went out, and fell upon him, that he died. And the kingdom was established in the hand of Solomon.
Ts 7:11 ir pasiklausyk, ką jie kalba. Po to turėsi drąsos užpulti stovyklą. " Tad jis nusileido su savo ginklanešiu Pura prie stovyklos sargybų.
Judg 7:11 And thou shalt hear what they say; and afterward shall thine hands be strengthened to go down unto the host. Then went he down with Phurah his servant unto the outside of the armed men that were in the host.
Apd 10:47 Tuomet Petras tarė: "Argi kas galėtų šitiems neduoti krikštui vandens, jeigu jie, kaip ir mes, gavo Šventąją Dvasią? ! "
Ac 10:47 Can any man forbid water, that these should not be baptized, which have received the Holy Ghost as well as we?
1Sam 4:15 Elis turėjo devyniasdešimt aštuonerius metus, jo akys buvo taip nusilpusios, kad jis nebegalėjo matyti.
1Sa 4:15 Now Eli was ninety and eight years old; and his eyes were dim, that he could not see.
Joz 5:9 Viešpats tarė Jozuei: "Šiandien nuritinau nuo jūsų Egipto gėdą. " Todėl ta vieta iki šios dienos vadinama Gilgalu.
Jos 5:9 And the LORD said unto Joshua, This day have I rolled away the reproach of Egypt from off you. Wherefore the name of the place is called Gilgal unto this day.
Ef 3:3 apreiškimu buvo man atskleistas slėpinys, kaip aš ką tik esu trumpai aprašęs.
Ep 3:3 How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words,
Pr 9:14 Kai supūsiu viršum žemės debesis ir pasirodys debesyje mano lankas,
Ge 9:14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
Apd 7:60 Pagaliau suklupęs galingu balsu sušuko: "Viešpatie, neįskaityk jiems šios nuodėmės! " Ir, tai ištaręs, užmigo.
Ac 7:60 And he kneeled down, and cried with a loud voice, Lord, lay not this sin to their charge. And when he had said this, he fell asleep.
1Kar 5:10 Tad Hiramas patiekė Saliamonui kedro ir kipariso rąstų, kiek tik jam reikėjo,
1Ki 5:10 So Hiram gave Solomon cedar trees and fir trees according to all his desire.
Oz 2:22 Žemė atsilieps javais, vynu ir aliejumi, o jie atsilieps Jezreeliui.
Ho 2:22 And the earth shall hear the corn, and the wine, and the oil; and they shall hear Jezreel.
2Krn 21:9 Tada Jehoramas perėjo sieną drauge su savo pareigūnais ir visais kovos vežimais. Jis atsikėlė naktį ir puolė edomitus, apsupusius jį ir kovos vežimų vadus.
2Ch 21:9 Then Jehoram went forth with his princes, and all his chariots with him: and he rose up by night, and smote the Edomites which compassed him in, and the captains of the chariots.
Zch 3:5 Ir dar paliepė: ‘Uždėkite jam ant galvos švarų gobtuvą. ’ Jie uždėjo jam ant galvos švarų gobtuvą ir apvilko jį drabužiais, Viešpaties angelui stovint šalia.
Zec 3:5 And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the LORD stood by.
2Sam 16:11 Dovydas kalbėjo Abišajui ir visiems savo dvariškiams: "Žiūrėkite, jei mano sūnus, gimęs iš manęs, ieško mano gyvasties, juo labiau tai gali benjaminas! Palikite jį ramybėje ir leiskite jam keikti, nes Viešpats jam įsakė tai daryti.
2Sa 16:11 And David said to Abishai, and to all his servants, Behold, my son, which came forth of my bowels, seeketh my life: how much more now may this Benjamite do it? let him alone, and let him curse; for the LORD hath bidden him.
Rut 4:12 Tegu per palikuonis, tau Viešpaties duotus iš šios jaunos moters, tavo namai būna panašūs į namus Pereco, kurį Tamara pagimdė Judui! "
Ru 4:12 And let thy house be like the house of Pharez, whom Tamar bare unto Judah, of the seed which the LORD shall give thee of this young woman.
Mt 12:7 Jei būtumėte supratę, ką reiškia aš noriu gailestingumo, o ne aukos, nebūtumėte pasmerkę nekaltų.
Mat 12:7 But if ye had known what this meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice, ye would not have condemned the guiltless.

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