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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Rd 1:10 Engėjas ištiesė ranką į visa, kas jai brangu. Ji net matė į jos Šventykląįeinant pagonis, kuriems tu uždraudeiįeiti į savo bendriją.
La 1:10 The adversary hath spread out his hand upon all her pleasant things: for she hath seen that the heathen entered into her sanctuary, whom thou didst command that they should not enter into thy congregation.
Ts 15:15 Aptikęs šviežią asilo žandikaulį, jis pasilenkė ir pasiėmė jį. Juo jis užmušė tūkstantį vyrų.
Judg 15:15 And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.
Iz 48:6 Dabar, kai visa išgirdai, pagalvok! Ar neturi visa tai pripažinti? Nuo dabar kai ką visiškai nauja skelbiu tau, paslaptingus įvykius, kurių tu nežinai.
Isa 48:6 Thou hast heard, see all this; and will not ye declare it? I have shewed thee new things from this time, even hidden things, and thou didst not know them.
Ps 14:6 Jūs norite sužlugdyti vargšo viltis, bet jo užuovėja yra Viešpats.
Ps 14:6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD is his refuge.
Įst 16:22 nei šventojo akmens; jų Viešpats, tavo Dievas, nekenčia.
De 16:22 Neither shalt thou set thee up any image; which the LORD thy God hateth.
Dan 1:15 Praėjus dešimt dienų, jie atrodė geriau ir sveikiau negu tie vaikinai, kurie valgė karališkus valgius.
Da 1:15 And at the end of ten days their countenances appeared fairer and fatter in flesh than all the children which did eat the portion of the king's meat.
Ts 9:17 Juk mano tėvas kovojo už jus, statydamas į pavojų savo gyvybę, ir išgelbėjo jus iš Midjano rankos!
Judg 9:17 (For my father fought for you, and adventured his life far, and delivered you out of the hand of Midian:
Pat 13:23 Bylinėjimasis suryja įdirbtą vargšo lauką, ir neteisybė nušluoja jo buveinę.
Pr 13:23 Much food is in the tillage of the poor: but there is that is destroyed for want of judgment.
Sk 26:2 "Surašykite visą izraelitų bendriją nuo dvidešimt metų ir vyresnius pagal jų protėvių namus, visus tinkamus karinei tarnybai Izraelyje. "
Nu 26:2 Take the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, throughout their fathers' house, all that are able to go to war in Israel.
2Kar 19:13 Kur dabar Hamato karalius ir Arpado karalius, Sefarvaimų, Henos bei Ivos karalius? ’"
2Ki 19:13 Where is the king of Hamath, and the king of Arpad, and the king of the city of Sepharvaim, of Hena, and Ivah?
Jer 50:24 Tu sau pačiam pasistatei spąstusir buvai pagautas, Babilone, bet to nesuvokei. Tu buvai pastebėtas ir pagautas, nes drįsai mesti iššūkį Viešpačiui.
Jer 50:24 I have laid a snare for thee, and thou art also taken, O Babylon, and thou wast not aware: thou art found, and also caught, because thou hast striven against the LORD.
Neh 10:17 Ateras, Ezekijas, Azūras,
Ne 10:17 Ater, Hizkijah, Azzur,
1Kar 13:1 Jeroboamui stovint prie aukuro atnašauti smilkalų, į Betelį iš Judo, Viešpaties liepiamas, atėjo vienas Dievo vyras.
1Ki 13:1 And, behold, there came a man of God out of Judah by the word of the LORD unto Bethel: and Jeroboam stood by the altar to burn incense.
Įst 5:16 Gerbk savo tėvą ir motiną, kaip Viešpats, tavo Dievas, yra tau įsakęs, kad ilgai gyventumei ir tau sektųsi žemėje, kurią Viešpats, tavo Dievas, tau skiria.
De 5:16 Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Ps 73:26 Nors mano kūnas trapus ir širdis silpsta, Dievas yra mano širdies Uolair mano dalis per amžius.
Ps 73:26 My flesh and my heart faileth: but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever.
Ps 18:1 Choro vadovui. Viešpaties tarno Dovydo giesmė, kurios žodžiais jis kreipėsi į Viešpatį tą dieną, kai Viešpats išgelbėjo jį iš visų priešų ir Sauliaus rankų. Jis tarė: "Myliu tave, Viešpatie, mano stiprybe!
Ps 18:1 I will love thee, O LORD, my strength.
Jn 7:7 Pasaulis negali jūsų nekęsti, o manęs jis nekenčia, nes aš liudiju, kad jo darbai pikti.
Jo 7:7 The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil.
Sk 23:21 Negresia pavojus Jokūbui, nematyti nelaimės Izraelyje. Viešpats, jų Dievas, yra su jais; su jais jų Karaliaus pergalė.
Nu 23:21 He hath not beheld iniquity in Jacob, neither hath he seen perverseness in Israel: the LORD his God is with him, and the shout of a king is among them.
Apd 28:26 Eik pas šią tautą ir sakyk: Girdėti girdėsite, bet nesuprasite, žiūrėti žiūrėsite, bet nematysite.
Ac 28:26 Saying, Go unto this people, and say, Hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and not perceive:
Pr 46:17 Ašero vaikai: Imna, Išva, Išvis, Berija ir jų sesuo Seracha. Berijos sūnūs: Heberas ir Malkielis.
Ge 46:17 And the sons of Asher; Jimnah, and Ishuah, and Isui, and Beriah, and Serah their sister: and the sons of Beriah; Heber, and Malchiel.

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