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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Job 8:19 Tikėk manimi, toks jo kelio džiaugsmas, o iš žemės išaugs dar kiti.
Job 8:19 Behold, this is the joy of his way, and out of the earth shall others grow.
Dan 12:12 Palaimintas žmogus, kuris lauks ir ištvers tūkstantį tris šimtus trisdešimt penkias dienas!
Da 12:12 Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
Kun 13:40 Kai žmogui nuslenka nuo galvos plaukai, jis yra plikagalvis, bet švarus.
Le 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
Iš 16:17 Izraelitai darė taip, kad vieni prisirinko daug, o kiti ­ mažai.
Ex 16:17 And the children of Israel did so, and gathered, some more, some less.
Jn 13:35 Iš to visi pažins, kad esate mano mokiniai, jei mylėsite vieni kitus. "
Jo 13:35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
Sk 3:38 Į rytus nuo Padangtės, tai yra Susitikimo Palapinės priekyje, į saulėtekio pusę, buvo pastatytos Mozės ir Aarono bei jo sūnų palapinės. Jie atlikinėjo šventyklos tarnybą kaip pareigą izraelitų labui. Kiekvienas pašalietis, išdrįsęs įsibrauti, turėjo būti nubaustas mirtimi.
Nu 3:38 But those that encamp before the tabernacle toward the east, even before the tabernacle of the congregation eastward, shall be Moses, and Aaron and his sons, keeping the charge of the sanctuary for the charge of the children of Israel; and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death.
Mt 5:27 Jūs esate girdėję, jog buvo pasakyta: Nesvetimauk!
Mat 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
Lk 6:34 Jei skolinate tik tiems, iš kurių tikitės atgausią, koks jūsų nuopelnas? Juk ir nusidėjėliai skolina nusidėjėliams, kad atgautų paskolą.
Lu 6:34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.
Joz 21:42 Kiekvienas šių miestų apėmė patį miestą ir gretimas ganyklas. Tokie pat buvo visi šie miestai.
Jos 21:42 These cities were every one with their suburbs round about them: thus were all these cities.
Mt 11:12 Nuo Jono Krikštytojo dienų iki dabar dangaus karalystė jėga puolama, ir smarkieji ją sau grobia.
Mat 11:12 And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.
Mk 6:25 Toji, skubiai atbėgusi pas karalių, ėmė prašyti: "Noriu, kad man tuojau duotum dubenyje Jono Krikštytojo galvą. "
Mar 6:25 And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist.
2Kar 25:4 buvo pralaužtos miesto sienos. Tada karalius ir visi jo kariai pabėgo iš miesto nakčia pro vartus tarp dvigubos sienos prie karaliaus sodo. Nors chaldėjų buvo visur aplink miestą, karalius leidosi keliu Arabos link.
2Ki 25:4 And the city was broken up, and all the men of war fled by night by the way of the gate between two walls, which is by the king's garden: (now the Chaldees were against the city round about:) and the king went the way toward the plain.
Įst 21:20 Jie pareikš miesto seniūnams: ‘Šis mūsų sūnus yra neklaužada ir maištingas. Mūsų jis neklauso. Jis yra besotis ir girtuoklis. ’
De 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
Ps 6:1 Choro vadovui. Su styginiais instrumentais pagal šeminitą . Dovydo psalmė. Viešpatie, nesmerk manęs įniršęs, nebausk manęs pykdamas!
Ps 6:1 O LORD, rebuke me not in thine anger, neither chasten me in thy hot displeasure.
Apr 19:6 Vėl aš išgirdau tarsi gausingos minios balsą, lyg didelių vandenų šniokštimą ar galingų griaustinių dundėjimą, skelbiant: "Aleliuja! Užviešpatavo mūsų Viešpats Dievas, Visagalis.
Re 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
Apd 5:39 o jeigu jie iš Dievo, tai jūs nepajėgsite jų sunaikinti. Sergėkitės, kad netaptumėte Dievo priešininkais! " Ir taryba paklausė jo patarimo.
Ac 5:39 But if it be of God, ye cannot overthrow it; lest haply ye be found even to fight against God.
Apr 13:3 Vieną jo galvų aš regėjau lyg mirtinai sužeistą, tačiau jos mirštamoji žaizda užgijo. Ir visa žemė stebėdamasi nusekė paskui žvėrį.
Re 13:3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
Pat 25:17 Į savo kaimyno namus kojos dažnai nekelk, kad jam neįgristum ir netaptum nekenčiamu.
Pr 25:17 Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's house; lest he be weary of thee, and so hate thee.
Ef 4:28 Kas vogdavo, tegu nebevagia, bet imasi triūso, dirbdamas savo rankomis gerą darbą, kad turėtų iš ko padėti stokojančiam.
Ep 4:28 Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.
Iš 10:27 Tačiau Viešpats sukietino faraono širdį, ir jis nenorėjo jiems leisti eiti.
Ex 10:27 But the LORD hardened Pharaoh's heart, and he would not let them go.

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