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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Iš 18:25 Išsirinko pajėgių vyrų iš viso Izraelio ir paskyrė juos žmonių seniūnais ­ pareigūnais tūkstančiams, šimtams, penkiasdešimtims ir dešimtims.
Ex 18:25 And Moses chose able men out of all Israel, and made them heads over the people, rulers of thousands, rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens.
1Kar 8:18 Bet mano tėvui Viešpats tarė: ‘Gerai darei, kad svajojai pastatyti Namus mano vardui.
1Ki 8:18 And the LORD said unto David my father, Whereas it was in thine heart to build an house unto my name, thou didst well that it was in thine heart.
Job 39:26 Argi iš tavęs išmoko sakalas skraidytiir išskleisti sparnus pietų link?
Job 39:26 Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
2Kar 16:16 Kunigas Ūrija darė visa, kaip karalius Ahazas įsakė.
2Ki 16:16 Thus did Urijah the priest, according to all that king Ahaz commanded.
Ts 13:19 Manoachas paėmė ožiuką su javų atnaša ir paaukojo jį ant uolos Viešpačiui, darančiam nuostabius darbus.
Judg 13:19 So Manoah took a kid with a meat offering, and offered it upon a rock unto the LORD: and the angel did wonderously; and Manoah and his wife looked on.
2Sam 11:25 Dovydas tarė pasiuntiniui: "Taip pasakysi Joabui: ‘Nesikamuok dėl to dalyko, nes kalavijas suryja tai vieną, tai kitą. Ryžtingai tęsk miesto puolimą ir sunaikink jį! ’ Padrąsink jį. "
2Sa 11:25 Then David said unto the messenger, Thus shalt thou say unto Joab, Let not this thing displease thee, for the sword devoureth one as well as another: make thy battle more strong against the city, and overthrow it: and encourage thou him.
Jer 18:12 Tačiau jie atsakys: ‘Tuščios pastangos! Laikysimės savo užmačių; kiekvienas mūsų elgsis pagal savo nedoros širdies užsispyrimą. ’"
Jer 18:12 And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one do the imagination of his evil heart.
Jer 4:21 Kiek ilgai turėsiu regėti tą karo vėliavą, klausytis tų rago garsų?
Jer 4:21 How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?
Įst 6:19 nuvydamas tau nuo kelio visus tavo priešus, kaip Viešpats yra tau pažadėjęs.
De 6:19 To cast out all thine enemies from before thee, as the LORD hath spoken.
1Krn 28:17 ir gryno aukso, naudotino šakutėms, dubenims bei ąsočiams, ir svorį aukso kiekvienam aukso dubeniui bei sidabro ­ kiekvienam sidabro dubeniui,
1Ch 28:17 Also pure gold for the fleshhooks, and the bowls, and the cups: and for the golden basons he gave gold by weight for every bason; and likewise silver by weight for every bason of silver:
Iz 28:8 Taip, visur stalai šlykščiai apvemti, ­ir nėra švarios vietos.
Isa 28:8 For all tables are full of vomit and filthiness, so that there is no place clean.
1Tes 1:2 Mes visuomet dėkojame Dievui už jus visus, prisimindami jus savo maldose,
1Th 1:2 We give thanks to God always for you all, making mention of you in our prayers;
Sk 26:41 Tokie tat yra Benjamino palikuonys pagal jų kiltis. Įtrauktųjų į sąrašą buvo keturiasdešimt penki tūkstančiai šeši šimtai.
Nu 26:41 These are the sons of Benjamin after their families: and they that were numbered of them were forty and five thousand and six hundred.
Ps 109:22 Juk aš vargšas ir beturtis, besiraitantis iš širdgėlos.
Ps 109:22 For I am poor and needy, and my heart is wounded within me.
2Kor 3:4 Tokį pasitikėjimą Dievu mes turime Kristaus dėka.
2C 3:4 And such trust have we through Christ to God-ward:
Mt 26:56 Bet viskas šitaip dedasi, kad išsipildytų pranašų Raštai. " Tada visi mokiniai, palikę jį, pabėgo.
Mat 26:56 But all this was done, that the scriptures of the prophets might be fulfilled. Then all the disciples forsook him, and fled.
Apr 4:6 Priešais sostą tviskėjo tarsi stiklo jūra, panaši į krištolą; sosto viduryje ir aplinkui sostą buvo keturios būtybės, pilnos akių iš priekio ir iš užpakalio.
Re 4:6 And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.
1Kar 13:2 Viešpaties įsakymu jis pasmerkė aukurą, tardamas: "Aukure, aukure! Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Dovydo namams gims sūnus, vardu Jošijas. Jis atnašaus ant tavęs aukštumų alkų kunigus, deginančius ant tavęs smilkalus. Ant tavęs bus deginami žmonių kaulai. ’"
1Ki 13:2 And he cried against the altar in the word of the LORD, and said, O altar, altar, thus saith the LORD; Behold, a child shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah by name; and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones shall be burnt upon thee.
2Kar 4:9 Kartą ji tarė savo vyrui: "Žiūrėk, aš esu tikra, kad jis šventas Dievo vyras. Kadangi jis nuolat praeina mūsų keliu,
2Ki 4:9 And she said unto her husband, Behold now, I perceive that this is an holy man of God, which passeth by us continually.
Job 24:18 Jie ­ ant vandens plūduriuojantis šiaudas. Prakeikta jų dalis žemėje; tenepasuka joks darbininkas jų vynuogyno link!
Job 24:18 He is swift as the waters; their portion is cursed in the earth: he beholdeth not the way of the vineyards.

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