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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Kol 1:26 tą slėpinį, kuris buvo paslėptas amžiams ir kartoms, o dabar apreikštas Dievo šventiesiems.
Co 1:26 Even the mystery which hath been hid from ages and from generations, but now is made manifest to his saints:
Rom 12:8 kas paraginti ­ tegul ragina; kas dovaną šelpti ­ tegul šelpia dosniai, kas vadovauti ­ tegul vadovauja rūpestingai; kas dovaną gailestingumo darbams ­ tegul pagelbi kitiems su džiaugsmu.
Ro 12:8 Or he that exhorteth, on exhortation: he that giveth, let him do it with simplicity; he that ruleth, with diligence; he that sheweth mercy, with cheerfulness.
Job 11:14 Jei tavyje slypi nedorybė, pašalink jąir neleisk neteisybei gyventi tavo palapinėje.
Job 11:14 If iniquity be in thine hand, put it far away, and let not wickedness dwell in thy tabernacles.
1Kar 20:37 Tada jis, sutikęs kitą vyrą, tarė: "Eikš, suduok man! " Tas vyras sudavė jam ir sužeidė.
1Ki 20:37 Then he found another man, and said, Smite me, I pray thee. And the man smote him, so that in smiting he wounded him.
2Sam 10:18 bet Izraelis privertė aramėjus bėgti. Dovydas užmušė septynis šimtus aramėjų karo vežimų vežėjų bei keturiasdešimt tūkstančių raitelių, sužeidė kariuomenės vadą Šobachą, ir jis ten mirė.
2Sa 10:18 And the Syrians fled before Israel; and David slew the men of seven hundred chariots of the Syrians, and forty thousand horsemen, and smote Shobach the captain of their host, who died there.
2Krn 13:22 O kiti Abijos darbai, jo elgesys ir žygdarbiai aprašyti pranašo Idojo aiškinime .
2Ch 13:22 And the rest of the acts of Abijah, and his ways, and his sayings, are written in the story of the prophet Iddo.
Mt 5:27 Jūs esate girdėję, jog buvo pasakyta: Nesvetimauk!
Mat 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
Jn 10:23 Jėzus vaikščiojo šventykloje, po Saliamono stoginę.
Jo 10:23 And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon's porch.
Iš 7:20 Mozė ir Aaronas darė, kaip Viešpats buvo įsakęs. Jis pakėlė lazdą ir faraono bei jo pareigūnų akivaizdoje sudavė į Nilo vandenį, ir visas vanduo upėje pavirto krauju.
Ex 7:20 And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood.
2Krn 22:3 Ir jis ėjo Ahabo namų keliu, nes jo motina patardavo jam nedorai elgtis.
2Ch 22:3 He also walked in the ways of the house of Ahab: for his mother was his counsellor to do wickedly.
Mk 5:11 Ten pat, atkalnėje, ganėsi didžiulė kiaulių kaimenė.
Mar 5:11 Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding.
Ts 21:12 Jie rado tarp Jabeš Gileado gyventojų keturis šimtus jaunų mergelių, negulėjusių su vyru, ir atvedė jas į stovyklą prie Šilojo Kanaano krašte.
Judg 21:12 And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.
Iš 8:6 Aaronas ištiesė ranką viršum Egipto vandenų, varlės iššoko ir užplūdo visą Egipto kraštą.
Ex 8:6 And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt.
Kun 24:19 Kas sužalotų artimą, tam bus padaryta, kaip jis padarė:
Le 24:19 And if a man cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath done, so shall it be done to him;
Pr 9:28 Po tvano Nojus gyveno tris šimtus penkiasdešimt metų.
Ge 9:28 And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
Lk 7:8 Juk ir aš, pats būdamas valdinys, turiu sau pavaldžių kareivių. Taigi aš sakau kuriam nors iš jų: ‘Eik! ’ ­ ir jis eina; sakau kitam: ‘Ateik čionai! ’ ­ ir jis ateina; sakau tarnui: ‘Padaryk tai! ’ ­ ir jis daro. "
Lu 7:8 For I also am a man set under authority, having under me soldiers, and I say unto one, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.
Iš 18:16 Kai tik jie susiginčija, ateina pas mane, o aš išsprendžiu jų reikalą ir pasakau jiems Dievo nuostatus ir įstatymus".
Ex 18:16 When they have a matter, they come unto me; and I judge between one and another, and I do make them know the statutes of God, and his laws.
Ez 38:23 Taip apreikšiu savo didybę ir šventumą daugelio tautų akyse. Tuomet jie žinos, kad aš esu Viešpats. ’
Eze 38:23 Thus will I magnify myself, and sanctify myself; and I will be known in the eyes of many nations, and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Ez 21:25 Ir tau, niekšiškasis ir nedorasis Izraelio vade, atėjo diena, galutinės bausmės metas, ­
Eze 21:25 And thou, profane wicked prince of Israel, whose day is come, when iniquity shall have an end,
Lk 8:16 Nė vienas, uždegęs žiburį, nevožia jo indu ir nekiša po lova, bet stato į žibintuvą, kad ateinantys matytų šviesą.
Lu 8:16 No man, when he hath lighted a candle, covereth it with a vessel, or putteth it under a bed; but setteth it on a candlestick, that they which enter in may see the light.

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