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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ezd 5:14 Be to, karalius Kyras paėmė iš Babilono šventyklos Dievo Namų aukso ir sidabro reikmenis, kuriuos Nebukadnecaras buvo paėmęs iš Jeruzalės šventyklos ir atgabenęs į Babilono šventyklą. Jie buvo perduoti vyrui, vardu Šešbacaras, kurį jis buvo paskyręs valdytoju.
Ezr 5:14 And the vessels also of gold and silver of the house of God, which Nebuchadnezzar took out of the temple that was in Jerusalem, and brought them into the temple of Babylon, those did Cyrus the king take out of the temple of Babylon, and they were delivered unto one, whose name was Sheshbazzar, whom he had made governor;
Mt 12:40 Kaip Jona išbuvo tris dienas ir tris naktis jūrų pabaisos pilve, taip ir Žmogaus Sūnus išbus tris dienas ir tris naktis žemės širdyje.
Mat 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
Joz 11:19 Nebuvo miesto, sudariusio taiką su izraelitais, išskyrus hivus ­ Gibeono gyventojus. Jie visi paimti mūšiuose,
Jos 11:19 There was not a city that made peace with the children of Israel, save the Hivites the inhabitants of Gibeon: all other they took in battle.
Pr 15:6 Jis patikėjo Viešpačiu, ir tai jam Viešpats įskaitė teisumu.
Ge 15:6 And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.
Mk 14:43 Ir tuojau, jam tebekalbant, pasirodė vienas iš Dvylikos ­ Judas, o kartu su juo būrys ginkluotų kalavijais ir vėzdais, pasiųstas aukštųjų kunigų, Rašto aiškintojų ir seniūnų.
Mar 14:43 And immediately, while he yet spake, cometh Judas, one of the twelve, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and the scribes and the elders.
Pr 14:3 Pastarieji susirinko Sidimų slėnyje, kur dabar Druskos jūra .
Ge 14:3 All these were joined together in the vale of Siddim, which is the salt sea.
Iš 37:13 Nuliejo jam keturis aukso žiedus ir pritaisė ant keturių kampų prie keturių kojų.
Ex 37:13 And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof.
Job 39:8 Klajoja po kalnus tarsi po savo ganykląir susiieško ėsti, kas žalia.
Job 39:8 The range of the mountains is his pasture, and he searcheth after every green thing.
1Tim 3:10 Ir jie pirmiau turi būti išbandyti, o paskui, jei pasirodys esą be kaltės, tegul diakonauja.
1Ti 3:10 And let these also first be proved; then let them use the office of a deacon, being found blameless.
Ps 147:15 Jis siunčia savo žodį žemei, o ką jis įsako, tai greitai ir įvyksta.
Ps 147:15 He sendeth forth his commandment upon earth: his word runneth very swiftly.
Iš 30:16 Paimsi šiuos permaldavimo pinigus iš izraelitų ir paskirsi juos Susitikimo Palapinės reikalams. Izraelitams Viešpaties akivaizdoje tai bus priminimas išpirkimo, duoto už jūsų gyvastį. "
Ex 30:16 And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of Israel, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the children of Israel before the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.
Apd 7:40 Jie tarė Aaronui: ‘Padaryk mums dievų, kurie žygiuotų mūsų priekyje, nes mes nežinome, kas nutiko tam Mozei, išvedusiam mus iš Egipto.
Ac 7:40 Saying unto Aaron, Make us gods to go before us: for as for this Moses, which brought us out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
Joz 10:4 "Ateikite pas mane ir padėkite man nugalėti Gibeoną, nes jis sudarė taiką su Jozue ir izraelitais. "
Jos 10:4 Come up unto me, and help me, that we may smite Gibeon: for it hath made peace with Joshua and with the children of Israel.
Jn 8:8 Ir vėl pasilenkęs rašė ant žemės.
Jo 8:8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
Pr 16:4 Jis suėjo su Hagara, ir ji pastojo. Pamačiusi, kad tapo nėščia, ji ėmė žiūrėti į savo šeimininkę su panieka.
Ge 16:4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.
Lk 11:5 Jėzus dar kalbėjo jiems: "Kas nors iš jūsų turės draugą ir, nuėjęs pas jį vidurnaktį, sakys: ‘Bičiuli, paskolink man tris kepaliukus duonos,
Lu 11:5 And he said unto them, Which of you shall have a friend, and shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, Friend, lend me three loaves;
Joz 6:19 Visas sidabras ir auksas, daiktai iš vario ir geležies yra šventi Viešpačiui. Jie bus padėti į Viešpaties iždą. "
Jos 6:19 But all the silver, and gold, and vessels of brass and iron, are consecrated unto the LORD: they shall come into the treasury of the LORD.
2Kar 4:24 Pabalnojus jai asilę, ji tarė savo tarnui: "Varyk pirmyn gyvulį! Nelėtink dėl manęs, nebent aš tau pasakysiu! "
2Ki 4:24 Then she saddled an ass, and said to her servant, Drive, and go forward; slack not thy riding for me, except I bid thee.
1Krn 7:17 Ulamo sūnus buvo Bedanas. Tai Manaso sūnaus Machyro sūnaus Gileado palikuonys.
1Ch 7:17 And the sons of Ulam; Bedan. These were the sons of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh.
1Kar 19:21 Eliziejus sugrįžo ir, paėmęs jungą jaučių, paskerdė juos. Naudodamas pakinktus kaip malkas, jis išvirė jų mėsą ir davė žmonėms valgyti. Tada paliko, sekė Eliją ir tapo jo tarnu.
1Ki 19:21 And he returned back from him, and took a yoke of oxen, and slew them, and boiled their flesh with the instruments of the oxen, and gave unto the people, and they did eat. Then he arose, and went after Elijah, and ministered unto him.

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