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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Sk 18:11 Tau priklausys ir tai, kas atidedama į šalį iš visų izraelitų siūbuojamųjų atnašų aukų. Amžinu įstatu tai daviau tau, tavo sūnums ir tavo dukterims. Kas tik švarus tavo namuose, gali jas valgyti.
Nu 18:11 And this is thine; the heave offering of their gift, with all the wave offerings of the children of Israel: I have given them unto thee, and to thy sons and to thy daughters with thee, by a statute for ever: every one that is clean in thy house shall eat of it.
Ps 119:16 Mėgaujuosi tavo įstatais, paisysiu tavo žodžio.
Ps 119:16 I will delight myself in thy statutes: I will not forget thy word.
Joz 7:15 Žmogus, nurodytas kaip pasiėmęs sunaikinti skirtų daiktų, turi būti sudegintas ­ jis ir visa, kas jam priklauso, ­ nes sulaužė Viešpaties Sandorą ir padarė Izraelyje gėdingą nusikaltimą. "
Jos 7:15 And it shall be, that he that is taken with the accursed thing shall be burnt with fire, he and all that he hath: because he hath transgressed the covenant of the LORD, and because he hath wrought folly in Israel.
Mt 21:30 Paskui tėvas kreipėsi į antrąjį sūnų tais pačiais žodžiais. Šis jam atsakė: ‘Einu, viešpatie’, ­ bet nenuėjo.
Mat 21:30 And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not.
Mt 24:42 Todėl budėkite, nes nežinote, kurią dieną ateis jūsų Viešpats.
Mat 24:42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
Neh 7:30 žmonių iš Ramos ir Gebos šeši šimtai dvidešimt vienas,
Ne 7:30 The men of Ramah and Gaba, six hundred twenty and one.
1Sam 12:11 Užtat Viešpats siuntė Jerubaalą ir Bedaną, ir Iftachą, ir Samuelį; jis gelbėjo jus nuo apsupusių priešų, ir jūs saugiai gyvenote.
1Sa 12:11 And the LORD sent Jerubbaal, and Bedan, and Jephthah, and Samuel, and delivered you out of the hand of your enemies on every side, and ye dwelled safe.
Rom 15:4 O visa, kas kitados parašyta, mums pamokyti parašyta, kad ištverme ir Raštų paguoda turėtume vilties.
Ro 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.
Koh 8:10 Taip pat mačiau nedorėlių, išeinančių iš šventosios vietos ir nešamų laidoti. Tuo tarpu tie, kurie dorai elgdavosi, pamiršti. Tai irgi migla!
Ec 8:10 And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city where they had so done: this is also vanity.
1Kar 5:5 Tad ketinu pastatyti Namus Viešpaties, savo Dievo, vardui, kaip Viešpats yra mano tėvui pasakęs: ‘Tavo sūnus, kurį aš pasodinsiu į tavo sostą vietoj tavęs, pastatys Namus mano vardui. ’
1Ki 5:5 And, behold, I purpose to build an house unto the name of the LORD my God, as the LORD spake unto David my father, saying, Thy son, whom I will set upon thy throne in thy room, he shall build an house unto my name.
Ps 87:2 Viešpats myli Siono vartuslabiau už visas kitas Jokūbo žemės buveines.
Ps 87:2 The LORD loveth the gates of Zion more than all the dwellings of Jacob.
Ps 106:45 Jų labui jis atmindavo savo Sandorąir pasigailėdavo iš savo gerumo.
Ps 106:45 And he remembered for them his covenant, and repented according to the multitude of his mercies.
Iz 2:15 prieš kiekvieną tvirtą bokštąir kiekvieną galingą sieną;
Isa 2:15 And upon every high tower, and upon every fenced wall,
Kun 25:38 Aš esu Viešpats, jūsų Dievas, kuris išvedžiau jus iš Egipto žemės duoti jums Kanaano žemę ir būti jūsų Dievas.
Le 25:38 I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, to give you the land of Canaan, and to be your God.
Iš 34:20 Asilo pirmagimis turi būti išpirktas avimi. O jei jo neišperki, turi nusukti jam sprandą. Pirmagimį savo sūnų turėsi išpirkti. Nė vienas nepasirodys mano akivaizdoje tuščiomis rankomis.
Ex 34:20 But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty.
2Krn 18:28 Izraelio karalius ir Judo karalius Juozapatas leidosi į žygį prieš Ramot Gileadą.
2Ch 18:28 So the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah went up to Ramothgilead.
Pr 35:9 Dievas vėl pasirodė Jokūbui, jam sugrįžus iš Padan Aramo, ir palaimino jį.
Ge 35:9 And God appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of Padanaram, and blessed him.
Pr 24:36 Mano šeimininko žmona Sara, būdama senyvo amžiaus, pagimdė šeimininkui sūnų, kuriam šis paskyrė visa, ką turi.
Ge 24:36 And Sarah my master's wife bare a son to my master when she was old: and unto him hath he given all that he hath.
Iš 4:11 Tada Viešpats paklausė jo: "O kas duoda burną žmogui? Kas padaro jį nebylį ar kurčią, regintį ar aklą? Argi ne aš, Viešpats?
Ex 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Iš 40:16 Taip Mozė ir padarė. Kaip Viešpats jam buvo įsakęs, taip jis ir padarė.
Ex 40:16 Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he.

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