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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jn 19:38 Po to Juozapas iš Arimatėjos, kuris buvo Jėzaus mokinys, tik slaptas dėl žydų baimės, paprašė Pilotą leisti nuimti Jėzaus kūną. Pilotas leido. Jis atėjo ir nuėmė kūną.
Jo 19:38 And after this Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of Jesus, but secretly for fear of the Jews, besought Pilate that he might take away the body of Jesus: and Pilate gave him leave. He came therefore, and took the body of Jesus.
2Krn 16:11 O Asos darbai, nuo pirmo iki paskutinio, aprašyti Judo ir Izraelio karalių knygoje.
2Ch 16:11 And, behold, the acts of Asa, first and last, lo, they are written in the book of the kings of Judah and Israel.
Tit 3:6 Jis mums dosniai išliejo tos Dvasios per mūsų Gelbėtoją Jėzų Kristų,
Ti 3:6 Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Saviour;
Job 39:26 Argi iš tavęs išmoko sakalas skraidytiir išskleisti sparnus pietų link?
Job 39:26 Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
Rd 1:11 Visi jos žmonės dejuoja, ieškodami duonos. Jie maino savo brangumynus į valgįgyvybei palaikyti. "Pažvelk, Viešpatie, ir pamatyk, kaip aš suniekinta!
La 1:11 All her people sigh, they seek bread; they have given their pleasant things for meat to relieve the soul: see, O LORD, and consider; for I am become vile.
Ps 107:2 Taip tesako Viešpaties atpirktieji, kuriuos jis atpirko iš vargo,
Ps 107:2 Let the redeemed of the LORD say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
Ps 84:3 Net žvirblis randa namusir kregždė lizdą savo jaunikliamsprie tavo aukurų, Galybių Viešpatie, mano Karaliau ir mano Dieve.
Ps 84:3 Yea, the sparrow hath found an house, and the swallow a nest for herself, where she may lay her young, even thine altars, O LORD of hosts, my King, and my God.
2Sam 1:1 Po Sauliaus mirties ­ Dovydas jau buvo sugrįžęs nugalėjęs Amaleką ­ Dovydas praleido dvi dienas Ciklage.
2Sa 1:1 Now it came to pass after the death of Saul, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Amalekites, and David had abode two days in Ziklag;
Iš 16:20 Bet jie Mozės nepaklausė. Kai kurie pasiliko šiek tiek ir rytojui, bet ji sukirmijo ir dvokė. Ant jų Mozė supyko.
Ex 16:20 Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto Moses; but some of them left of it until the morning, and it bred worms, and stank: and Moses was wroth with them.
1Tes 4:8 Todėl, kas tai atmeta, ne žmogų atmeta, bet Dievą, kuris jums duoda savo Šventąją Dvasią.
1Th 4:8 He therefore that despiseth, despiseth not man, but God, who hath also given unto us his holy Spirit.
Apd 17:12 Daugelis įtikėjo, iš jų nemaža kilmingų graikų moterų ir vyrų.
Ac 17:12 Therefore many of them believed; also of honourable women which were Greeks, and of men, not a few.
Mt 25:29 Kiekvienam, kas turi, bus duota, ir jis turės su perteklium, o iš neturinčio bus atimta ir tai, ką jis turi.
Mat 25:29 For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
Jn 8:18 Taigi liudiju aš pats apie save, ir apie mane liudija mane atsiuntęs Tėvas. "
Jo 8:18 I am one that bear witness of myself, and the Father that sent me beareth witness of me.
2Kar 7:19 pareigūnas Dievo vyrui atsakė, tardamas: "Net jeigu Viešpats ir langus danguje atvertų, argi tai galėtų įvykti? " O Eliziejus buvo atkirtęs: "Savo akimis tai matysi, bet nevalgysi! "
2Ki 7:19 And that lord answered the man of God, and said, Now, behold, if the LORD should make windows in heaven, might such a thing be? And he said, Behold, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof.
Pr 19:8 Žiūrėkite, aš turiu dvi dukteris, kurios dar nėra pažinusios vyro. Leiskite man jas jums atvesti, darykite su jomis, kas jums patinka, tik nedarykite nieko aniems vyrams, nes jie įžengė mano stogo pavėsin. "
Ge 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
2Krn 18:10 Kenaanos sūnus Zedekijas, pasidaręs geležinius ragus, tarė: "Taip kalbėjo Viešpats: ‘Jais badysi aramėjus, kol jie bus pribaigti. ’"
2Ch 18:10 And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah had made him horns of iron, and said, Thus saith the LORD, With these thou shalt push Syria until they be consumed.
1Krn 1:7 Javano palikuonys: Eliša, Taršišas, Kitimai ir Rodanimas.
1Ch 1:7 And the sons of Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim.
Iz 44:28 Aš ­ tas, kuris taria Kyrui: ‘Tu ­ mano kerdžius! ’Visa, ką aš noriu, jis įvykdys. Jis tars Jeruzalei: ‘Būk atstatyta! ’, o apie Šventyklą sakys: ‘Tebūna dedami pamatai! ’"
Isa 44:28 That saith of Cyrus, He is my shepherd, and shall perform all my pleasure: even saying to Jerusalem, Thou shalt be built; and to the temple, Thy foundation shall be laid.
Jon 2:1 Būdamas žuvies pilve, Jona meldėsi Viešpačiui, savo Dievui.
Jon 2:1 Then Jonah prayed unto the LORD his God out of the fish's belly,
Iš 8:21 Jei neleisi mano tautai eiti, tikėk manimi, užleisiu musių spiečiais tave, tavo pareigūnus bei valdinius ir tavo rūmus. Egiptiečių namai, net pati žemė, kurioje jie gyvena, knibždės musių spiečiais.
Ex 8:21 Else, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms of flies, and also the ground whereon they are.

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