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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Ez 20:49 Tuomet ištariau: "Ak, Viešpatie DIEVE! Jie sako apie mane: ‘Argi jis nėra tas, kuris kalba tik mįslėmis? ’"
Eze 20:49 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! they say of me, Doth he not speak parables?
Ez 47:22 Kaip paveldą paskirstysite jį burtu sau patiems ir ateiviams, gyvenantiems tarp jūsų, kurie pagimdė pas jus vaikų. Su jais elgsitės kaip su gimusiais Izraelyje, su jumis bus jiems burtu paskirtas paveldas tarp Izraelio giminių.
Eze 47:22 And it shall come to pass, that ye shall divide it by lot for an inheritance unto you, and to the strangers that sojourn among you, which shall beget children among you: and they shall be unto you as born in the country among the children of Israel; they shall have inheritance with you among the tribes of Israel.
1Krn 2:33 Jehonatano sūnūs: Peletas ir Zaza. Tai Jerachmeelio palikuonys.
1Ch 2:33 And the sons of Jonathan; Peleth, and Zaza. These were the sons of Jerahmeel.
Dan 4:15 Bet palikite žemėje jo kelmą su šaknimis; surištas geležies ir žalvario grandine, teguli jis gležnoje lauko žolėje. Temaudo jį rasa iš dangaus, tebūna jo dalia su gyvuliais, ėdančiais laukų žolę!
Da 4:15 Nevertheless leave the stump of his roots in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and let his portion be with the beasts in the grass of the earth:
Apr 9:9 Jie turėjo šarvus tarsi geležinius krūtinšarvius, o jų sparnų garsas buvo kaip bildesys galybės vežimų ir žirgų, bėgančių į mūšį.
Re 9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
Rom 15:14 Aš pats, mano broliai, esu tikras, kad esate kupini gerumo, pilni tikro pažinimo ir mokate vieni kitus perspėti.
Ro 15:14 And I myself also am persuaded of you, my brethren, that ye also are full of goodness, filled with all knowledge, able also to admonish one another.
Rom 2:12 Visi, kurie nusidėjo, neturėdami įstatymo, pražus be įstatymo, o visi, kurie nusidėjo, turėdami įstatymą, bus nuteisti pagal įstatymą.
Ro 2:12 For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law: and as many as have sinned in the law shall be judged by the law;
Job 21:23 Vienas žmogus miršta pilnas jėgų, visiškai ramus ir saugus;
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
1Kar 9:27 Hiramas išsiuntė su tuo laivynu savo tarnų, jūroje prityrusių jūreivių, drauge su Saliamono vyrais.
1Ki 9:27 And Hiram sent in the navy his servants, shipmen that had knowledge of the sea, with the servants of Solomon.
1Kar 8:25 Todėl dabar, Viešpatie, Izraelio Dieve, įvykdyk mano tėvui, savo tarnui, ir tą pažadą, kurį jam davei, tardamas: ‘Nestigs tau niekada mano akivaizdoje įpėdinio, sėdinčio Izraelio soste, jeigu tik tavo palikuonys paisys savo kelio ir elgsis mano akivaizdoje taip, kaip tu elgeisi mano akivaizdoje. ’
1Ki 8:25 Therefore now, LORD God of Israel, keep with thy servant David my father that thou promisedst him, saying, There shall not fail thee a man in my sight to sit on the throne of Israel; so that thy children take heed to their way, that they walk before me as thou hast walked before me.
Kun 23:36 Septynias dienas aukosite Viešpačiui ugnines atnašas. Aštuntą dieną švęsite šventą sueigą ir aukosite Viešpačiui ugnines atnašas. Tai iškilmingas susirinkimas; nedirbsite savo tarnybos darbo.
Le 23:36 Seven days ye shall offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD: on the eighth day shall be an holy convocation unto you; and ye shall offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD: it is a solemn assembly; and ye shall do no servile work therein.
Jn 8:10 Atsitiesęs Jėzus paklausė: "Moterie, kur jie pasidėjo? Niekas tavęs nepasmerkė? "
Jo 8:10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
Job 36:13 Nedorieji tik tūžta širdyje, kai jis ištinka juos, ir pagalbos nesišaukia.
Job 36:13 But the hypocrites in heart heap up wrath: they cry not when he bindeth them.
2Krn 21:11 Be to, jis statė aukštumų alkus Judo kalnuose, vedė Jeruzalės gyventojus į stabų garbinimą ir suvedžiojo Judą.
2Ch 21:11 Moreover he made high places in the mountains of Judah and caused the inhabitants of Jerusalem to commit fornication, and compelled Judah thereto.
Pat 13:11 Iš karto įgyti turtai sunyks, o kas po truputį kaupia, tas juos didina.
Pr 13:11 Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
Ps 31:11 Esu pajuoka visiems savo priešams, pasibjaurėjimą keliu net kaimynamsir baimę ­ savo pažįstamiems; nuo manęs bėga, kas tik kelyje mane pamato.
Ps 31:11 I was a reproach among all mine enemies, but especially among my neighbours, and a fear to mine acquaintance: they that did see me without fled from me.
Ps 73:6 Užtat išdidumas ­ jų karoliai, smurtu jie apsigaubia lyg drabužiu.
Ps 73:6 Therefore pride compasseth them about as a chain; violence covereth them as a garment.
2Krn 21:13 bet ėjai Izraelio karalių keliu, vesdamas Judą ir Jeruzalės gyventojus į stabų garbinimą, kaip Ahabo namai vedė Izraelį į stabų garbinimą, ir net nužudei iš savo tėvo namų savo brolius, kurie buvo geresni už tave,
2Ch 21:13 But hast walked in the way of the kings of Israel, and hast made Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem to go a whoring, like to the whoredoms of the house of Ahab, and also hast slain thy brethren of thy father's house, which were better than thyself:
1Kor 15:5 jis pasirodė Kefui, paskui Dvylikai.
1C 15:5 And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve:
Pat 27:3 Akmuo sveria, smėlis sunkus, o už juos abu sunkesnis kvailio apmaudas.
Pr 27:3 A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.

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