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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Jer 4:13 Štai jis pakyla tarsi audros debesis. Jo vežimai tarsi viesulas, greitesni už erelius jo žirgai: "Vargas mums! Esame žuvę! "
Jer 4:13 Behold, he shall come up as clouds, and his chariots shall be as a whirlwind: his horses are swifter than eagles. Woe unto us! for we are spoiled.
Pat 13:23 Bylinėjimasis suryja įdirbtą vargšo lauką, ir neteisybė nušluoja jo buveinę.
Pr 13:23 Much food is in the tillage of the poor: but there is that is destroyed for want of judgment.
2Sam 23:19 Iš trisdešimtuko jis buvo labiausiai gerbiamas ir tapo jų vadu, tačiau trejetui neprilygo.
2Sa 23:19 Was he not most honourable of three? therefore he was their captain: howbeit he attained not unto the first three.
Jn 4:39 Daug samariečių iš ano miesto įtikėjo Jėzų dėl moters liudijimo: "Jis man pasakė viską, ką esu padariusi. "
Jo 4:39 And many of the Samaritans of that city believed on him for the saying of the woman, which testified, He told me all that ever I did.
1Kar 22:2 Bet trečiais metais Judo karalius Juozapatas atvyko pas Izraelio karalių.
1Ki 22:2 And it came to pass in the third year, that Jehoshaphat the king of Judah came down to the king of Israel.
Joz 10:31 Iš Libnos Jozuė patraukė su visu Izraeliu į Lachišą, apgulė ir puolė.
Jos 10:31 And Joshua passed from Libnah, and all Israel with him, unto Lachish, and encamped against it, and fought against it:
Neh 10:23 Ozėjas, Hananija, Hašubas,
Ne 10:23 Hoshea, Hananiah, Hashub,
Iz 57:3 O jūs, burtininkės sūnūs, svetimautojo ir pasileidėlės palikuonys, ateikite čionai!
Isa 57:3 But draw near hither, ye sons of the sorceress, the seed of the adulterer and the whore.
1Kar 2:13 Hagitos sūnus Adonijas atėjo pas Saliamono motiną Batšebą. "Ar tu ateini taikingai? " ­ paklausė ji. "Taikingai, ­ atsakė jis.
1Ki 2:13 And Adonijah the son of Haggith came to Bathsheba the mother of Solomon. And she said, Comest thou peaceably? And he said, Peaceably.
Apd 25:23 Rytojaus dieną Agripa ir Berenikė atėjo su didele iškilme. Jie įžengė į salę kartu su tribūnais ir miesto didžiūnais. Festas liepė įvesti Paulių.
Ac 25:23 And on the morrow, when Agrippa was come, and Bernice, with great pomp, and was entered into the place of hearing, with the chief captains, and principal men of the city, at Festus' commandment Paul was brought forth.
Ps 59:2 Išgelbėk mane nuo tų nedorų žmonių, išlaisvink nuo tų žmogžudžių!
Ps 59:2 Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men.
Mt 20:18 "Štai pakilsime į Jeruzalę, ir Žmogaus Sūnus bus atiduotas aukštiesiems kunigams bei Rašto aiškintojams. Jie pasmerks jį mirti,
Mat 20:18 Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be betrayed unto the chief priests and unto the scribes, and they shall condemn him to death,
Įst 7:22 Viešpats, tavo Dievas, išvarys tas tautas pamažu. Jų pribaigti iš karto tu negali, kad kartais nepadaugėtų laukinių žvėrių tavo nelaimei.
De 7:22 And the LORD thy God will put out those nations before thee by little and little: thou mayest not consume them at once, lest the beasts of the field increase upon thee.
1Kar 20:30 Likusieji subėgo į Afeko miestą, bet jo siena užgriuvo ant dvidešimt septynių tūkstančių išlikusių vyrų. Ir Ben Hadadas pabėgo ir pasislėpė mieste.
1Ki 20:30 But the rest fled to Aphek, into the city; and there a wall fell upon twenty and seven thousand of the men that were left. And Benhadad fled, and came into the city, into an inner chamber.
Ps 80:7 Galybių Dieve, pastatyk mus vėl ant kojų! Tešviečia mums tavo veidas, ir mes būsime išgelbėti!
Ps 80:7 Turn us again, O God of hosts, and cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved.
Sk 13:6 iš Judo giminės ­ Jefunės sūnus Kalebas,
Nu 13:6 Of the tribe of Judah, Caleb the son of Jephunneh.
1Jn 4:17 Tuo meilė pasiekia mumyse tobulumą, kad mes turime tvirtą pasitikėjimą teismo dieną, nes koks jis yra, tokie ir mes esame šiame pasaulyje.
1J 4:17 Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world.
Jok 5:17 Elijas buvo vargo žmogus, kaip ir mes. Jis melste meldė, kad nelytų, ir nelijo žemėje trejus metus ir šešis mėnesius;
Ja 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.
Iš 14:23 O egiptiečiai vydamiesi žygiavo paskui juos į jūrą visi ­ faraono žirgai, kovos vežimai ir vežėjai.
Ex 14:23 And the Egyptians pursued, and went in after them to the midst of the sea, even all Pharaoh's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen.
Pat 3:22 Jie bus tavo dvasios gyvenimasir papuošalas tau ant kaklo.
Pr 3:22 So shall they be life unto thy soul, and grace to thy neck.

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