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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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1Krn 16:12 Atsiminkite, kokius nuostabius darbusjis yra padaręs, kokius ženklus ir kokius nuosprendžiusjis yra paskelbęs,
1Ch 16:12 Remember his marvellous works that he hath done, his wonders, and the judgments of his mouth;
Jok 2:6 O jūs paniekinote vargšą! Argi ne turtuoliai jus vargina, ar ne jie tampo jus po teismus?
Ja 2:6 But ye have despised the poor. Do not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgment seats?
Pr 27:22 Jokūbas priėjo prie savo tėvo Izaoko, šis apčiupinėjo jį ir tarė: "Balsas ­ kaip Jokūbo, bet rankos ­ kaip Ezavo. "
Ge 27:22 And Jacob went near unto Isaac his father; and he felt him, and said, The voice is Jacob's voice, but the hands are the hands of Esau.
Ez 30:1 Mane pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Eze 30:1 The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying,
1Krn 29:27 Jis buvo Izraelio karalius keturiasdešimt metų: septynerius metus karaliavo Hebrone ir trisdešimt trejus ­ Jeruzalėje.
1Ch 29:27 And the time that he reigned over Israel was forty years; seven years reigned he in Hebron, and thirty and three years reigned he in Jerusalem.
Iš 32:29 Mozė tarė: "Šiandien jūs pašventėte save Viešpaties tarnybai, nes buvote kiekvienas prieš savo sūnų ar brolį, šiandien gavote sau palaiminimą. "
Ex 32:29 For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves today to the LORD, even every man upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may bestow upon you a blessing this day.
1Krn 19:17 Apie tai buvo pranešta Dovydui. Sutelkęs visą Izraelį, jis perėjo Jordaną, nužygiavo jų link ir išsirikiavo mūšiui prieš juos. Dovydui išsirikiavus mūšiui su aramėjais, jie kovojo su juo.
1Ch 19:17 And it was told David; and he gathered all Israel, and passed over Jordan, and came upon them, and set the battle in array against them. So when David had put the battle in array against the Syrians, they fought with him.
Jer 51:19 Ne tokia Jokūbo dalia, nes jis yra tas, kuris visa padarė, Izraelis ­ jo paveldo gentis, Galybių Viešpats ­ jo vardas.
Jer 51:19 The portion of Jacob is not like them; for he is the former of all things: and Israel is the rod of his inheritance: the LORD of hosts is his name.
Iš 31:9 deginamosios aukos aukurą su reikmenimis, praustuvą ir jo pastovą,
Ex 31:9 And the altar of burnt offering with all his furniture, and the laver and his foot,
2Kor 3:13 ne kaip Mozė, kuris ant veido užsileisdavo gobtuvą, kad Izraelio vaikai nepamatytų jo laikino spindesio pabaigos.
2C 3:13 And not as Moses, which put a vail over his face, that the children of Israel could not stedfastly look to the end of that which is abolished:
1Sam 2:20 O Elis palaimindavo Elkaną ir jo žmoną, sakydamas: "Tesuteikia tau Viešpats palikuonių iš šios moters mainais už tą, kurį ji atidavė Viešpačiui. " Po to jie sugrįždavo namo.
1Sa 2:20 And Eli blessed Elkanah and his wife, and said, The LORD give thee seed of this woman for the loan which is lent to the LORD. And they went unto their own home.
Sk 27:20 Suteik jam savo prakilnumo, kad paklustų visa izraelitų bendrija.
Nu 27:20 And thou shalt put some of thine honour upon him, that all the congregation of the children of Israel may be obedient.
Jon 1:14 Tad jie šaukėsi Viešpaties: "Viešpatie, prašome, maldaujame, neleisti mums žūti dėl šio vyro gyvybės! Nelaikyk mūsų kaltais už nekalto kraujo praliejimą, nes kaip tu, Viešpatie, norėjai, taip ir padarei. "
Jon 1:14 Wherefore they cried unto the LORD, and said, We beseech thee, O LORD, we beseech thee, let us not perish for this man's life, and lay not upon us innocent blood: for thou, O LORD, hast done as it pleased thee.
Apr 2:24 O kitiems tiatyriečiams, kurie nesilaiko ano mokslo, kurie sakosi nepažinę vadinamųjų šėtono gelmių, aš sakau: neužkrausiu jums kitokios naštos,
Re 2:24 But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden.
Pat 11:7 Nedoro žmogaus viltys pražūva su mirtimi, ir į turtus sudėta viltis nueina niekais.
Pr 11:7 When a wicked man dieth, his expectation shall perish: and the hope of unjust men perisheth.
Sof 3:19 Tikėk manimi! Tuo metu padarysiu galą visiems, kurie tave engė. Išgelbėsiu raišuosius, surinksiu paklydusiuosiusir permainysiu jų gėdąį gyrių ir garbę visoje žemėje.
Zep 3:19 Behold, at that time I will undo all that afflict thee: and I will save her that halteth, and gather her that was driven out; and I will get them praise and fame in every land where they have been put to shame.
Apd 20:3 ir ten pasiliko tris mėnesius. Jam besirengiant plaukti į Siriją, žydai rezgė prieš jį sąmokslą. Todėl jis nutarė grįžti atgal per Makedoniją.
Ac 20:3 And there abode three months. And when the Jews laid wait for him, as he was about to sail into Syria, he purposed to return through Macedonia.
1Kor 15:3 Pirmiausia aš jums perdaviau, ką esu gavęs, būtent: Kristus numirė už mūsų nuodėmes, kaip skelbė Raštai;
1C 15:3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
Iš 40:29 Aukurą deginamosioms aukoms jis pastatė Susitikimo Palapinėje prie įėjimo į Padangtę ir atnašavo ant jo deginamąsias aukas bei javų atnašas, kaip Viešpats buvo Mozei įsakęs.
Ex 40:29 And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses.
Jok 3:6 ir liežuvis yra ugnis, nedorybės visetas. Liežuvis glūdi tarp mūsų narių, suteršia visą kūną, padega visą gyvenimo ratą, patsai pragaro padegtas.
Ja 3:6 And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.

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