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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Est 2:11 Mordechajas kasdien vaikštinėdavo priešais haremo kiemą, norėdamas sužinoti, kaip Esterai sekasi ir kaip su ja elgiamasi.
Es 2:11 And Mordecai walked every day before the court of the women's house, to know how Esther did, and what should become of her.
Joz 13:16 Jų žemė buvo nuo Aroero ant Arnono slėnio kranto, bei miesto pačiame slėnyje iki Medebos ­ visas plokščiakalnis
Jos 13:16 And their coast was from Aroer, that is on the bank of the river Arnon, and the city that is in the midst of the river, and all the plain by Medeba;
Pr 19:10 Bet anie vyrai iškišo rankas, įsitraukė Lotą į vidų ir uždarė duris.
Ge 19:10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door.
Sk 16:31 Vos jam ištarus šiuos žodžius, žemė prasivėrė po jų kojomis.
Nu 16:31 And it came to pass, as he had made an end of speaking all these words, that the ground clave asunder that was under them:
Lk 17:5 Apaštalai prašė: "Sustiprink mūsų tikėjimą. "
Lu 17:5 And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith.
1Kar 20:18 Jis tarė: "Jei jie išėjo taikingai pasiduoti, paimkite juos gyvus; jei išėjo kovoti, vis tiek paimkite juos gyvus. "
1Ki 20:18 And he said, Whether they be come out for peace, take them alive; or whether they be come out for war, take them alive.
Mt 13:21 Tačiau jis be šaknų, nepastovus žmogus. Ištikus kokiai negandai ar persekiojimui dėl žodžio, jis greit atkrinta.
Mat 13:21 Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended.
Žyd 12:14 Siekite santaikos su visais, siekite šventumo, be kurio niekas neregės Viešpaties.
He 12:14 Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord:
Mk 2:14 Praeidamas jis pamatė Levį, Alfiejaus sūnų, sėdintį muitinėje, ir tarė jam: "Sek paskui mane! " Šis atsikėlė ir nuėjo paskui jį.
Mar 2:14 And as he passed by, he saw Levi the son of Alphaeus sitting at the receipt of custom, and said unto him, Follow me. And he arose and followed him.
Iz 42:18 Klausykitės kurtieji! Pažvelkite ir išvyskite, aklieji!
Isa 42:18 Hear, ye deaf; and look, ye blind, that ye may see.
Jer 23:27 Savo sapnais, kuriuos pasakoja vienas kitam, jie nori priversti mano tautą užmiršti mano vardą, kaip jų tėvai užmiršo mano vardą dėl Baalo.
Jer 23:27 Which think to cause my people to forget my name by their dreams which they tell every man to his neighbour, as their fathers have forgotten my name for Baal.
Iz 33:22 Taip! Viešpats mūsų teisėjasir mūsų įstatymų davėjas, Viešpats mūsų karalius, ir jis mus išvaduos.
Isa 33:22 For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.
Neh 6:10 Kartą, man užėjus aplankyti Mehetabelio sūnaus Delajos sūnaus Šemajos, negalėjusio pas mane ateiti, šis tarė: "Susitikime Dievo Namuose, šventyklos viduje, ir uždarykime šventyklos duris, nes jie ateina tavęs nužudyti. Iš tikrųjų šiąnakt jie ateina tavęs nužudyti. "
Ne 6:10 Afterward I came unto the house of Shemaiah the son of Delaiah the son of Mehetabeel, who was shut up; and he said, Let us meet together in the house of God, within the temple, and let us shut the doors of the temple: for they will come to slay thee; yea, in the night will they come to slay thee.
1Kar 11:1 Karalius Saliamonas mylėjo daug svetimtaučių moterų, ne tik faraono dukterį, bet ir moabitų, amonitų, edomitų, sidoniečių ir hetitų moteris
1Ki 11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites:
Pr 43:19 Priėję prie Juozapo namų prievaizdo, prakalbino jį tarpduryje.
Ge 43:19 And they came near to the steward of Joseph's house, and they communed with him at the door of the house,
Kun 21:3 Leista jam susiteršti ir seseria, kuri tebėra mergelė ir jam artima, nes dar nėra ištekėjusi.
Le 21:3 And for his sister a virgin, that is nigh unto him, which hath had no husband; for her may he be defiled.
Oz 8:10 Nors jie samdo tautas, dabar aš pats juos surinksiu, ir greitai jie raitysispo karalių ir didžiūnų našta.
Ho 8:10 Yea, though they have hired among the nations, now will I gather them, and they shall sorrow a little for the burden of the king of princes.
Pr 17:1 Kai Abromas buvo devyniasdešimt devynerių metų, Viešpats pasirodė jam ir tarė: "Aš esu Dievas Visagalis. Eik mano keliu ir būk be priekaišto.
Ge 17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.
Iz 33:13 Kas esate toli, išgirskite apie mano darbus, o kas arti ­ išpažinkite mano galybę! "
Isa 33:13 Hear, ye that are far off, what I have done; and, ye that are near, acknowledge my might.
Rom 5:21 kad kaip nuodėmė viešpatavo mirtimi, taip malonė viešpatautų teisumu amžinajam gyvenimui per mūsų Viešpatį Jėzų Kristų.
Ro 5:21 That as sin hath reigned unto death, even so might grace reign through righteousness unto eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord.

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