Content

Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

0
Apr 18:6 Atmokėkite jai, kaip ji jums mokėjo, ir atiduokite dvigubai pagal jos darbus. Dvigubai sumaišykite taurę, kurią jums ji maišė.
Re 18:6 Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
Job 19:24 O, kad geležies plaktuku ir švinujie būtų amžinai iškalti ant uolos!
Job 19:24 That they were graven with an iron pen and lead in the rock for ever!
Jer 39:15 Tuo metu, kai Jeremijas kalėjo sargybos kiemo būste, jį pasiekė Viešpaties žodis:
Jer 39:15 Now the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah, while he was shut up in the court of the prison, saying,
Sk 7:25 Jo atnaša buvo sidabro dubuo, sveriantis šimtą trisdešimt šekelių, sidabro taurė, sverianti septyniasdešimt šekelių pagal šventyklos šekelį ­ abu pilni geriausių miltų, įmaišytų aliejumi, javų atnašai, ­
Nu 7:25 His offering was one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:
Pr 24:60 Laimindami Rebeką, jie sakė jai: "Tu, mūsų seserie, tapk tūkstančiais miriadų! Tepaima tavo palikuonyssavo priešų vartus. "
Ge 24:60 And they blessed Rebekah, and said unto her, Thou art our sister, be thou the mother of thousands of millions, and let thy seed possess the gate of those which hate them.
2Sam 9:3 Karalius tarė: "Ar yra dar kas nors išlikęs iš Sauliaus namų, kam galėčiau parodyti ištikimą Dievo gerumą? " Ciba atsakė karaliui: "Taip, dar yra Jehonatano sūnus sužalotomis kojomis. " ­
2Sa 9:3 And the king said, Is there not yet any of the house of Saul, that I may shew the kindness of God unto him? And Ziba said unto the king, Jonathan hath yet a son, which is lame on his feet.
Jn 19:20 Šį užrašą skaitė daugybė žydų, nes vieta, kur Jėzus buvo nukryžiuotas, buvo arti miesto, o parašyta buvo hebrajiškai, lotyniškai ir graikiškai.
Jo 19:20 This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where Jesus was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, and Greek, and Latin.
1Pt 1:12 Jiems buvo apreikšta, kad jie ne sau, bet jums tarnauja tuo, ką dabar jums atskleidė Evangelijos skelbėjai iš dangaus pasiųstos Šventosios Dvasios galia. Į tuos dalykus geidžia pažvelgti net angelai.
1P 1:12 Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into.
1Krn 23:9 Šimio sūnūs: Šelomitas, Hazielis ir Haranas, iš viso trys. Jie buvo Ladano kilčių galvos.
1Ch 23:9 The sons of Shimei; Shelomith, and Haziel, and Haran, three. These were the chief of the fathers of Laadan.
Kun 22:12 Jei kunigo duktė ištekėtų už pašaliečio, ji nevalgys šventųjų aukų atnašos.
Le 22:12 If the priest's daughter also be married unto a stranger, she may not eat of an offering of the holy things.
Ez 25:3 Sakyk Amonui: ‘Klausyk Viešpaties DIEVO žodžio! Taip kalba Viešpats DIEVAS. Kadangi sakei "Še tau! " apie mano Šventyklą, kai ji buvo teršiama, apie Izraelio žemę, kai ji buvo niokojama, ir apie Judo namus, kai jie buvo varomi į tremtį,
Eze 25:3 And say unto the Ammonites, Hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou saidst, Aha, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the land of Israel, when it was desolate; and against the house of Judah, when they went into captivity;
1Sam 7:15 Samuelis buvo Izraelio teisėjas visą savo gyvenimą.
1Sa 7:15 And Samuel judged Israel all the days of his life.
Joz 13:25 Jų žemė buvo Jazeras, visi Gileado miestai, pusė Amono krašto iki Aroero priešais Rabą
Jos 13:25 And their coast was Jazer, and all the cities of Gilead, and half the land of the children of Ammon, unto Aroer that is before Rabbah;
Rom 14:10 Tai kaipgi tu smerki savo brolį? ! Arba kodėl niekini savo brolį? Juk visi turėsime stoti prieš Dievo teismą.
Ro 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.
Dan 11:31 Jo atsiųsti kariuomenės būriai užims ir išniekins šventyklą ir tvirtovę. Jie pašalins kasdienę deginamąją auką ir pastatys siaubingąją pabaisą.
Da 11:31 And arms shall stand on his part, and they shall pollute the sanctuary of strength, and shall take away the daily sacrifice, and they shall place the abomination that maketh desolate.
Apr 3:5 Taigi nugalėtojas bus aprengtas baltais drabužiais, ir jo vardo neištrinsiu iš gyvenimo knygos. Aš išpažinsiu jo vardą savo Tėvo ir jo angelų akivaizdoje. ’
Re 3:5 He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels.
Jn 19:1 Tuomet Pilotas ėmė ir nuplakdino Jėzų.
Jo 19:1 Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged him.
Ts 20:21 Bet Benjamino giminės žmonės, išėję iš Gibėjos, paguldė tą dieną dvidešimt du tūkstančius Izraelio vyrų.
Judg 20:21 And the children of Benjamin came forth out of Gibeah, and destroyed down to the ground of the Israelites that day twenty and two thousand men.
Įst 25:11 Jei susimuštų du vyrai ir vieno jų žmona įsikištų gelbėti savo vyro nuo priešininko rankos, ištiesdama ranką ir griebdama jam už gėdos,
De 25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Ez 43:8 Jie dėjo savo slenkstį prieš mano slenkstį ir savo staktas prieš mano staktas taip, kad tarp manęs ir jų liko tik siena, suteršė mano šventąjį vardą savo bjauriais nusikaltimais, kurių pridarė, ir aš iš pykčio juos sunaikinau.
Eze 43:8 In their setting of their threshold by my thresholds, and their post by my posts, and the wall between me and them, they have even defiled my holy name by their abominations that they have committed: wherefore I have consumed them in mine anger.

Sanctus Corpus Deus