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Try not to play with this holy e-confession equipment, because God will punish you.

E-Confession
E-Confession

Prompted by Vatican's idea to use Internet for spreading God's word, we have decided to provide confession service through Internet to sinners, who are visiting our website. We hope that we will be able to save a few souls from Satan's snares. Anonymity is guaranteed. Connection with priest encoded by the algorithm of Holy Spirit. We will help you to perform this sacred duty of every person and you will be able to redeem your sins and repent of the evils committed without leaving comfort of your home. Your confession will be sent directly to our computerized confessional. The program will calculate your sins, evaluate their heaviness and will assign punishment. All electronic devices have been sanctified and the program is developed in strict accordance with all religious canons and rules. Since everything will be calculate by machinery and artificial intelligence, we can guarantee the most objective and unbiased evaluation.

1. Specify how many times you sinned of particular sin.
2. Choose whether you are a priest, Christian or unbeliever.
3. Press the button at the bottom and you will receive punishments.

God ensures greater grace and forgiveness for priests, because their life is hard and committed. As a result, intercourse with children, even sexually, for priests is not a big deal or significant sin. It is more like holy sex education for children. But for godless people similar sin burden is high. God will not forgive them for the slightest dirt. For infidelities and for not kissing hands of priests God will tear out eyes, will rip off legs and hands, will burn in eternal fire of Hell, you infidel muck! So accept the Lord and He will teach you, scum, some heavenly love and true spiritual values​​, not your atheistic descent and moral degradation, in which you are without God, our Father.

If you have divine feeling that our system is missing some sins or punishments, you can leave your suggestions in our Forums or Comments section.

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Lk 23:43 Jėzus jam atsakė: "Iš tiesų sakau tau: šiandien su manimi būsi rojuje. "
Lu 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Iz 13:2 Ant plikos kalvos iškelkite ženklą, garsiai šaukite jiems, mokite ranka; tegu jie eina prie Didžiūnų vartų.
Isa 13:2 Lift ye up a banner upon the high mountain, exalt the voice unto them, shake the hand, that they may go into the gates of the nobles.
Ps 104:16 Gausiai laistomi Viešpaties medžiaiir Libano kedrai, jo paties pasodinti.
Ps 104:16 The trees of the LORD are full of sap; the cedars of Lebanon, which he hath planted;
Jer 52:33 Jehojachinas nusivilko kalėjimo drabužius ir visą likusį savo gyvenimą valgė prie karaliaus stalo.
Jer 52:33 And changed his prison garments: and he did continually eat bread before him all the days of his life.
Iz 8:11 Šitaip man kalbėjo Viešpats, paėmęs mane už rankos ir įspėdamas nesielgti, kaip elgiasi ši tauta:
Isa 8:11 For the LORD spake thus to me with a strong hand, and instructed me that I should not walk in the way of this people, saying,
2Sam 9:5 Tada karalius paliepė atvesti jį iš Amielio sūnaus Machyro namų Lo Debare.
2Sa 9:5 Then king David sent, and fetched him out of the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, from Lodebar.
Apr 3:20 Štai aš stoviu prie durų ir beldžiuosi: jei kas išgirs mano balsą ir atvers duris, aš pas jį užeisiu ir vakarieniausiu su juo, o jis su manimi.
Re 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
Ezd 6:14 Tad žydų seniūnai pranašų Agėjo ir Idojo sūnaus Zacharijos dienomis spartino statybą. Jie užbaigė statybą pagal Izraelio Dievo įsakymą ir Kyro, Darijaus bei Artakserkso įsakus.
Ezr 6:14 And the elders of the Jews builded, and they prospered through the prophesying of Haggai the prophet and Zechariah the son of Iddo. And they builded, and finished it, according to the commandment of the God of Israel, and according to the commandment of Cyrus, and Darius, and Artaxerxes king of Persia.
Ez 27:18 Damaskas prekiavo su tavimi dėl gausybės tavo gaminių ­ tokios gausios buvo visokios tavo gėrybės ­ Helbono vynu ir balta vilna.
Eze 27:18 Damascus was thy merchant in the multitude of the wares of thy making, for the multitude of all riches; in the wine of Helbon, and white wool.
2Sam 21:1 Dovydui valdant badas tęsėsi metai po metų trejus metus. Dovydas teiravosi Viešpaties, ir Viešpats tarė: "Saulius ir jo namai užsitraukė kraujo kaltę, nes žudė gibeoniečius. "
2Sa 21:1 Then there was a famine in the days of David three years, year after year; and David enquired of the LORD. And the LORD answered, It is for Saul, and for his bloody house, because he slew the Gibeonites.
Ez 42:11 su taku priekyje. Jie buvo panašūs į kambarius šiauriniame pakraštyje, tokio pat ilgio ir pločio, su tokiais pat išėjimais, įrengimais ir durimis.
Eze 42:11 And the way before them was like the appearance of the chambers which were toward the north, as long as they, and as broad as they: and all their goings out were both according to their fashions, and according to their doors.
Dan 12:9 ‘Eik savo keliu, Danieliau, ­ atsakė jis, ­ nes šie žodžiai turi likti paslaptyje ir užantspauduoti ligi pabaigos meto.
Da 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
Lk 19:25 Tie sakė: ‘Valdove, bet anas jau turi dešimt minų! ’
Lu 19:25 (And they said unto him, Lord, he hath ten pounds.)
Ps 89:42 Jo priešų dešinę išaukštinai pergale, pradžiuginai jo priešus.
Ps 89:42 Thou hast set up the right hand of his adversaries; thou hast made all his enemies to rejoice.
2Tim 3:17 kad Dievo žmogus taptų tobulas, pasirengęs kiekvienam geram darbui.
2Ti 3:17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
1Kor 9:16 Kad aš skelbiu Evangeliją, neturiu pagrindo girtis, nes tai mano būtina prievolė, ir vargas man, jei neskelbčiau Evangelijos!
1C 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!
Pat 17:17 Bičiulis visada bičiulis, bet brolis gimęs vargu dalytis.
Pr 17:17 A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Tit 3:14 Tesimoko ir mūsiškiai pirmauti gerais darbais būtinoms reikmėms patenkinti, kad neliktų bevaisiai.
Ti 3:14 And let our's also learn to maintain good works for necessary uses, that they be not unfruitful.
1Sam 17:56 Karalius paliepė jam: "Sužinok, kieno sūnus tas jaunuolis. "
1Sa 17:56 And the king said, Enquire thou whose son the stripling is.
Ez 4:12 Valgysi kaip miežių plokštainį, visų akivaizdoje išsikepęs ant žmogaus išmatų ugnies. "
Eze 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

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